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Season Premiere: In Brightest Day...Lanterns 1-6 · Blerd’s Eyeview

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  Speaker 1: I'm back.
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  Speaker 2: I'm back.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy ain't the great nerdcore rap guy Got into a
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  Speaker 3: dual fate and I just pulled a trap card Third-rate
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  Speaker 3: rappers with a fourth-rate catalog Destined for the shadow realm,
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  Speaker 3: y'all should never act high Flow is so insidious that
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  Speaker 3: Bitch, I'm Dennis Ness Sweet to drive, hot head I
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  Speaker 3: the time it ends, check the stat, Louis viewership is
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  Speaker 3: mad nice, all these other shows don't seem to cut it,
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  Speaker 3: that's a bad slice, off the books with unscripted jewels
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  Speaker 3: you can't write, no vision.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the best part. Rhymes on Mandalorian.
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  Speaker 3: Independence made a best go. Starting a war with these stars.
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  Speaker 1: You won't get far.
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  Speaker 3: This is the way you play.
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  Speaker 4: A game of Life of Death Star.
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  Speaker 5: So far removed from the drama.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know this one.
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  Speaker 3: But won't hesitate to shed a light like a Patronus.
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  Speaker 3: With mission managed troubles at a disadvantage. Must be something
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  Speaker 3: in the water. Keep your toe because you know it's warm.
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  Speaker 3: Where can you find another show with such a fine cast?
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  Speaker 3: And if you try to box them in, they playin' Minecraft.
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  Speaker 3: And basically the sun made up like you define now.
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  Speaker 3: This crew's the best and it figures like a line graph.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Mary Ben, like the words I do. Level headed,
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  Speaker 3: you don't have to have absurd IQs. They know you
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  Speaker 3: can't relate because they're nerds like you. With their help
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  Speaker 3: you'll see.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we are back. New season, new skits, new shenanigans,
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  Speaker 1: and Everything in between. I'm your host Chris Fury. Thank
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  Speaker 1: Dark Elite? Eric, what's happening? Let's change up a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Just a little bit of things. We're going to do
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  Speaker 1: this first. Welcome to Blurred Eye View. Feel free to
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  Speaker 2: And soon.
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  Speaker 1: The Patreon will launch. And you will get some behind
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  Speaker 1: the scenes stuff. That will be going on there. Plus
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  Speaker 1: some clips. And other little details. Coming soon. So you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to miss that. So man. We've been gone
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  Speaker 1: for a minute. And people have been. Wondering what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: As you know. New ship. New place of base operations.
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  Speaker 1: And the whole time we were gone. This entire world
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  Speaker 1: went to shit. I don't know what timeline this is,
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  Speaker 1: but we're going to talk about it before we get
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  Speaker 1: into the show Lanterns. We're going to be covering episodes
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  Speaker 1: one through six. So feel free to jump in there
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  Speaker 1: and do the chat. Yes, Darkly, yes, we are watching Lanterns.
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  Speaker 1: So here we go. My brother, Navy Montel.
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  Speaker 4: What's going on? What is going on? The sign is back,
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  Speaker 4: ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do this.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on, baby?
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  Speaker 4: Man, let me tell you, I've been looking forward to
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  Speaker 4: this for a minute, y'all. What's going on, sir? I
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  Speaker 4: love the ship. I love the new digs. They look
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  Speaker 4: so good.
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  Speaker 1: It feels good. It's a little more roomy. It's a
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  Speaker 1: lot more roomy. I have a lot more roomy. It's mine.
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  Speaker 1: It's mine. It's all mine. So it's good. It's feeling good.
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  Speaker 6: I'm the exact opposite right now because I'm feeling like
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  Speaker 6: my stuff's getting closer and closer to my desk.
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  Speaker 4: I got some things to do.
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  Speaker 1: Look, yeah, Tafari's in the wings. Yes, we are back.
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  Speaker 5: We back, bitches.
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  Speaker 1: With a capital B.
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Bama's in the building. What's going on, baby? show quote.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening? Show quote. Show your baby. If y'all not,
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  Speaker 1: if y'all not checking out show quote, please check her out.
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  Speaker 1: She's dropping all the anime nuggets that you should be watching.
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  Speaker 1: Cause we're in the fall season. Uh, so go check
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  Speaker 1: that out. Go check out her.
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  Speaker 6: YouTube channel too. Cause she's dropping some book knowledge too.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: She's a serious bibliophile. I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, uh, ah, yes. Bama. Happy belated birthday. Uh, Dark Elite,
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  Speaker 1: you're right. Summer vacay and everyone good drop dead. Man.
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  Speaker 4: I cannot believe.
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  Speaker 6: We lost Butcher at the beginning of September and 21
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  Speaker 6: days later we lost Pac.
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  Speaker 4: As a wrestling fan, that is.
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  Speaker 1: It's been wild. Pac, Butcher, Dolly, Curry... Mr. Belding died
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  Speaker 1: last night.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yo, you gotta be kidding me.
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  Speaker 1: Peter Cullen. Shout out to Peter Cullen. Damn, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Let me get my guy in here. Hold on. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta get Tafari. Tafari. Tafari TV. What's happening?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we lost Optimus Prime for real, and we did
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  Speaker 2: not save the cheerleader.
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  Speaker 1: Hayden Panettiere.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And they're still investigating that. I don't know what the hell.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's in the water or not in
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  Speaker 1: the water. We left long enough for me to get
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  Speaker 1: a new house and to get rested up. And the
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  Speaker 1: only great thing that's happened is Spider-Man Brand New Day
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  Speaker 1: hit $ 2 billion. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we missed four billion dollar films in our absence.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: We had Spider-Man, Odyssey, Toy Story 5, and I'm blanking
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  Speaker 2: on what the other one was.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no big deal on Toy Story 5.
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  Speaker 2: Which, by the way, it was fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, which, by the way, undercard. Because I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: they were looking for it like that. Because what was
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  Speaker 1: the thing? We were just like, Toy Story 5, they
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  Speaker 1: still going? I'll say this. The kids are looking for it.
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  Speaker 2: When you watch it, you'll understand. I just didn't have
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  Speaker 2: a way to tell you without spoiling. But very much
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  Speaker 2: a win for black girls and black cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I need to know.
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: So very much word of mouth got out. I still
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  Speaker 2: hate the fourth one. I still think that did not
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  Speaker 2: need to be made. But no, Toy Story 5 has
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  Speaker 2: got it. I fully have regained trust in the franchise.
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: I forgot the other good thing that dropped while we
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  Speaker 1: were out. A Different World. That dropped. And for the
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: people that are misquoting it, it's not a reboot. Let
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  Speaker 1: me explain. A reboot means you use the same characters,
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  Speaker 1: different actors. That's why it's called... That's a reboot. This
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  Speaker 1: is a continuation. We have the same actors playing the
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  Speaker 1: same characters going on to this... Going on to a
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  Speaker 1: new class of students. Just like the original where you
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  Speaker 1: had Dwayne, Whitley, Denise, Jaleesa, and the Colonel, and Mr. Gaines,
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  Speaker 1: Western Peace. We are still having those core characters. Minus Denise.
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  Speaker 1: We still have those core characters with their kids and
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  Speaker 1: other new characters. And by the way, I didn't catch
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  Speaker 1: her name. The actress who plays Rashida, or as Whitley says, Rashida.
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  Speaker 1: Her mother is Tichina Arnold.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And she plays her mother in the show. And when
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  Speaker 1: I tell you, she acts exactly like her mother. It shows.
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  Speaker 1: It shows. It starts to show immediately. Like the mannerism.
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  Speaker 1: When you look at it, you're like, I'm seeing Pam
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  Speaker 1: right now. All I'm seeing is Pam from Martin. All
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  Speaker 1: the mannerisms. But overall, the show's great. The show is great.
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  Speaker 1: Damn you all to hell for those who are talking
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  Speaker 1: about a 64-year-old woman and how she's aged, which is naturally.
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  Speaker 1: And it's the basement versions once again.
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  Speaker 4: You already know most of these jokes.
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  Speaker 6: Why are you idiots looking for perfection when you're just
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  Speaker 6: as flawed as the next thing?
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  Speaker 4: You want it to be perfect, but you're the doom-scrolling generation.
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  Speaker 4: We don't care about y'all.
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  Speaker 1: But the overall theme is everybody loves it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm halfway through season six. I'll be there eventually.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of which, before we get into Lanterns, so Tafari
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  Speaker 1: is watching. He's going through his binge watch of the
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  Speaker 1: original run of Different Worlds. But he's watching it on Netflix. Now,
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: what they did on Netflix is they did an AI upscale.
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  Speaker 1: And there are things that have happened. I literally is
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  Speaker 1: the clip too far. I put up is a clip
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  Speaker 1: where Ron and Dwayne Wayne are talking and Dwayne Wayne.
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  Speaker 1: He clearly has his glasses on.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Not to flip up glasses.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't see it. The shit's just they just melted
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  Speaker 2: into his face.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It literally they disappear. He walks in. You see
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  Speaker 1: the glasses and then the camera follows him to the couch.
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  Speaker 1: By the time he gets to the couch, the glasses
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  Speaker 1: are gone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's literally, and I can't, and I feel
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  Speaker 2: bad because my mom started rewatching it with me from Texas,
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: and she's like, ever since I pointed out, you can't
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  Speaker 2: read any of the stuff in the background. That's all
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  Speaker 2: she notices.
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  Speaker 1: There's faces in the background that are distorted.
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  Speaker 2: The faces are distorted. All the signage is weird. If
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  Speaker 2: there's like a label on something, it's distorted. You can't
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  Speaker 2: read Colonel Taylor's name tag, but literally anytime Dwayne is
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: doing this or this, This part of his glasses just
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: melts into the side of his head. It's so weird.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: It looks like you're supposed to have 3D glasses, but
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: how the three images split between the red and blue,
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: it looks like someone took them out of sync just
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: a little, and they're just always about to bounce out
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: or in but never do.
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: Somebody was on a gummy.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: So i i i told too far i said i
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: know you're doing a binge run so i get it
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: i said but if you really want to watch it
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: watch it on tv one just just watch it on
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: tv one because because they show they show that they
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: show living single they show martin they show all of
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: them like you if you want to take but but
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: he's on a binge run so i get it you
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: know but oh yeah yeah uh Spellhouse Homecoming is going
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  Speaker 1: to go crazy next weekend. Oh yeah, you better believe it.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: EB1 Cosplay, welcome to the show. He said, the flack
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: that Jasmine Guy is getting for aging?
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: Bama says, leave Jasmine Guy alone. I agree.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: These people are legends.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Dark Elite wants to know how the Tommy Davidson show
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: is on Paramount. I'm not hearing good things.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not hearing anything good.
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: The Varnell Hill show is what it's called.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it is, the Varnell. It's the smartest.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That's why. And I don't want to cancel it. Don't
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  Speaker 1: mean either.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: I think it can be saved. If y'all give them
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: a second season, I mean, I know if this Warner
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: Brothers thing goes through, y'all need money to make back. But, like,
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: I think they can fix it. Like, Different World took
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: two seasons to get going. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So if you– and okay. Okay. We're going to go
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: through three different perspectives with a different world. That first season,
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: because me and Navy, we were there. We were locked
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: in the original. So that first season was meant to
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: be just following Denise in a couple characters, but mainly Denise.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Now what happened behind the scenes is she ended up
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: getting married to Lenny Kravitz. She got pregnant. And it
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: was kind of a falling out with her and Bill Cosby.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: And some of the roles that she was also taken
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: to was like in a couple R-rated films. And it
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: was a falling out. And so the show itself was
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: not well designed. But then again, when you have a
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: first season of any show at that time, that's kind
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: of the run of the mill.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're supposed to have things fall apart so you
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: can fix them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they did their thing. They did their first season.
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  Speaker 1: They still had Whitley. They had Dwayne. They had Jaleesa.
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  Speaker 1: They still had their court, but they also had Marissa Tomei.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: A lot of people don't remember that. So it was like, yes,
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Aunt May went to HBCU. So that went that way,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: and it was received well, but it wasn't received well.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: And they brought Debbie Allen in. They retooled it. And
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: they made it to where Denise dropped out. By this time,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: they made up over at the Cosby show with Bill
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  Speaker 1: Cosby behind the scenes and everything. All that got cleared up.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Contracts got situated. All that. But then they went forward
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: with the second season of Different World. And it still
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  Speaker 1: kept Jaleesa Whitley. Dwayne, obviously, brought in Sinbad. They brought
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Sinbad in to play Walter Oaks. And they had Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Gaines and the Colonel and everybody. They brought everybody in.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: They retooled it. And it was better for it. All
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: that show was better for it. Because the topics that
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: they covered even then.
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  Speaker 6: They did not stray away from anything that was controversial.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Right. I was going to say, they had the... What
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: was it? The essay episode with Bruce Leroy and Freddie?
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I had never seen Time Act the same way after
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: that episode. it was so young me I'm just like
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: dude you're supposed to be Bruce Leroy the chosen one.
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: What are we doing not anymore my favorite one was
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: the episode with Dwayne and Dean Cain when they were
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: in jail.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Who would have thought that I just got by that
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: one who would have thought now man.
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: What What in the world? That one opened a lot
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: of people's eyes, I think, at that point. A lot
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: of people were sort of floating at what it means
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: to be black until you saw that.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: It was like, wait a second.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: He's right. That's what I loved about that show. They
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: did not shy away from the black experience. And they
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: showed the ups and downs of dating. They showed HIV.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: They talked about black culture. They talked about how racism
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: was affecting. All these things.
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  Speaker 4: Single parenthood.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Single parenthood. All of these things. All of these things.
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  Speaker 1: Even when they got to the later episodes where Lena
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: James and Charmaine and everybody starts coming in. The episode
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: they show with Lena James and she's lying about her
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: father being a Black Panther and everything else. And he's not.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 1: But, yes, even Jada Pinkett at the time, like, she
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: was on her way.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I saw her and the other dude. I'm like, oh,
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: so y'all did a screen test for Jason's lyric this episode.
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  Speaker 2: This was like three years before that movie came out.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, Lance. Lance. So, CJ, or what is his name?
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Alan Payne. Alan Payne, who plays Lance on the Cosby show.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Charmaine is the girlfriend, and they're friends to cousin... Erica
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Alexander plays the cousin. in Cosby's show. She was like
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: the cousin that moved in.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I still haven't fully gone through that show because
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I'm like, he's like, yeah, I got a letter from
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: a Huxtable. And I'm like, why did nobody react to that?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Y'all haven't seen Denise in like four years.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's a lot. There's still connections. There's still connections.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: And season six, Shaza is here for some reason.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Shaza. Oh, gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Just the blueprint for people like Derek Jackson and all
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: the grifters.
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  Speaker 1: In the world. Yeah. Shaza. I was like, oh, here
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: come this dude. Freddie, wake up.
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  Speaker 2: It's that dude who graduated but keeps coming by the
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: school and just won't leave. The only people that will
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  Speaker 2: listen to him are the freshmen.
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  Speaker 1: Because they don't know any better. How many times did
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: he talk about the way the culture was and everything else?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: And they were just like, but you're here at this college. So,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I mean. Bama said Dwayne is responsible for Papa Pope. Yes,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: that is a thing.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard there's a whole reunion in there. So
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: I'm waiting to see it.
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  Speaker 1: Papa Pope.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: But the continuation of the show, it's good. The only
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: complaint that I was hearing was like, they didn't touch
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: on more real world issues. I said, number one, it's
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: a 10 episode show. And obviously it's streaming. So the
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: dynamics are completely different. It's not filmed before a live
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: studio audience. It's still half levels of comedy. It's still
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: a comedy drama. It's just shot differently. It's not live.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: It's just shot differently. And They have touched on real
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: world issues. They talk about a lot of stuff. And
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: that's in the first 10 episodes. So let them cook.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: They went from second place on Saturday to being first
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: place by Sunday.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Don't ask me how that Willy Wonka thing was ahead
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: of it. I have no idea.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: No, the Great British Bake Off. That joint was holding
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: on for dear life all weekend. And I kept seeing it.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: The second it hit number one, I saw a creep
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: summer post. Word number one, I'm like, I know they
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: was watching the numbers. If y'all don't get this bullshit
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: out of here. I know the show has fans. I'm like,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: how is this just randomly holding the top spot and
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: just it won't move? Literally the entire internet is talking
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: about a different world, which... Y'all have a chance to
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: do the funniest thing. Y'all can bring Marissa Tomei back.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: And then have her show up. You can have her
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: dating the one white guy who wasn't racist, and then
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: their son turns out to be Tom Holliday.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, Freddie's cousin. Yeah, Freddie's cousin.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Not Freddie's cousin, but the one dude who, when they
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: went to jail, the one dude who stood up and
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I don't like any of this. Oh,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: that guy. Because it sure.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: As hell won't be Dean Cain.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: Dean Cain may pop up out of nowhere and say,
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: y'all forgot about me?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I saw that on Reddit. People were like, do you
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: think they'll bring his character back in there? I was like,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: probably not. The other guy who admitted his wrongs, maybe.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Dean Cain, not so much. You'll get Marissa Tomei before
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: you get Dean Cain.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Great show. It still creates a lot of talk about
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: going to HBCU's it made me want to go to one.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: And Roman went up because of the show, didn't it?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Roman, it didn't go up. It shot up.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: And the crazy thing is that original cast, they've worked
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: with that conglomerate of Cosby, Debbie Allen, and everybody else.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: They were in school days. Oh, yo, that's right. Half
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: that cast was in School Days.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. So, like, they've always been, like, a fixture.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: Only one or two that are missing from it. But, yeah,
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: the majority of that cast was in School Days.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Like, Ron was in one of the frats. Jasmine Garrett
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: was in the sorority. Tisha Campbell was in the sorority
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: as well. So, like, they've been around. Like, that show...
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: That show is akin to what you see in Law
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: & Order. When you watch old episodes of Law &
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Order and you see all these known actors who were
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: really unknown at that time or just coming up, you
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: watch a different world and you see people in the background.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: You see people showing up like, oh, I seen you here. Like, wow,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: you were here? Good stuff.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I'm looking at a very young Marquise Houston
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: in Whitley's badass class right now. Oh, wow.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: That was the show where, when Tupac showed up, they
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: was like, and this was, Tupac was getting at the height,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: at the height of his career.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: He was like, he was getting in his acting bag,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: and it was like, oh, Tupac's gonna premiere, he's gonna
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: appear on A Different World, and you know, so you
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: know the ratings shot up again. So yeah, it good
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: show it's a good show that still has that still
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: holds a special place not just my heart but a
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: lot of people in the black community and threads hey
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: black threads specifically specifically y'all doing a fantastic job talking
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: about the show.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you Yeah, I'm glad I joined the app just
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: in time. My algorithm turns a little Twitter some days,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: but that goose meme gets me right back where.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: I need to be.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: I ultimately gave in. I'm on threads now. It's actually
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: been somewhat fun and entertaining.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: It's blackity black. If you're getting black threads, it's blackity black.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: You're just like, oh, it's unhinged blackity black. It's what
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: we did over at Black Twitter, but we're just like, alright,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: we're tired of this bullshit. We're going to go over here.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: That's what you call blue-black, y'all.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, blue-black.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Original black.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Original black. Like Mr.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Friar said, the kind of black that makes you go, black.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: That is it. So, I and myself and Tafari, because
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: maybe he has not seen it just yet. That's okay.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: That is completely fine.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: I'm still deep into the lore.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: But we are... We are watching Lanterns.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: And... By God, this show's good. We have one more episode,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: which is episode 8, but we're going to be covering
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: episode 7 this Thursday. One... It's very rare that the
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: writing on a show is consistent from episode to episode
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: to episode. And people that are crying woke, I said,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: you have no fucking idea what that word even means. What?
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: Stop stop listen to the ultraviolet collective okay when they
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: use this.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Word at this point y'all saw this hick-ass town called
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: rushville and thought y'all were getting a documentary.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: So spoiler alert oh we're gonna be talking about a
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: couple things do we have do we have the button
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: still i don't know i don't I don't think so.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: I was expecting it to pop up, man.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think I have that one anymore. I think
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I had to clear out stuff. No, I don't.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I got to make a new one.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Attention all blurbs. This is a spoiler alert. Fuck your feelings.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Spoiler alert.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Don't worry.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: We'll have one. So... Starting in episode one, we get
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: introduced to a young trainee. Well, not young trainee. We
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: get introduced to Jon Stewart, who's training with Hal Jordan.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: So that makes him an acolyte?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And he shows up in a GNX of all cars.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: And he wrecks this son of a bitch to train
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Jon Stewart He says, if you think you can do
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: something with this ring, he puts the ring, and we
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: see that in the trailer. He puts the ring on
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the dashboard and dives out the car. And it still
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: has not been seen how John survived that crash. Although,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: if you look closely, there is a faint green light
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: at the bottom of the ravine. Like at the very bottom.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: But they never show what's happening. This entire show so
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: far It's giving... It's giving True Detective.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: It's giving True Detective in every sense of the word.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: It's not a buddy cop type vibe, but it's giving...
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: It's giving, like, another 48 hours. Or 48 hours. It's giving, like...
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: It's a very contentious relationship.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bama.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: He crashed the GNX.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: But we like Nick Nolte, though. We like Nick Nolte.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: The show, it's not just a good DC show. It
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: is just a good show that HBO has that you
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: can kind of jump into even if you don't know
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: about any of the previous projects that potentially will tie
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: into this or that it sets up. It's good on
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: its own while also still being in a shared world.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, because there's mentions of it later on in later episodes.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: There's certain mentions. So they don't shy away from anything.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: It's very well connected, but at the same time, separate from...
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: And I'm liking this kind of formula. You know, opposed
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: to what's going on in the MCU where everything is
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: like super connected and you have to watch it, you
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: have to watch it. Like, no, there's just... You don't
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: have to worry about Superman showing up or Batman. That's
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: not happening.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: but you are getting connections to the world that James
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Gunn and his team are already building. So they have
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: to go, you know, while John is out surviving the crash,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: number one, and he's walking down the freeway looking like
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: highway to heaven. The ring produces a century or a hologram,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: a hologram as it's being called. And you could tell
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: it's an earlier version of Hal. Like maybe several years earlier,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: like one that's not so cynical or not so grumpy.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's 10 years. So apparently they can put backups
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: of themselves in their rings. And Hal hasn't had one
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: in 10 years. So he has his first backup pop
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: up in a decade. And things kind of get going
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: from there.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he gives him a message. He says, hey, I
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: need to give him a message, blah, blah, blah. And
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: so he finally catches up with the real Hal, and
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: they're talking, and he was like, he tells them something about,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: he says a message, he says where, and he says Rushville,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: and next you know, Hal takes off. He flies off,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: which leaves John to have to get a rental and
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: meet him in Rushville. So far, Hal is a dick. Yeah.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: I caught a little bit and I just noticed. I said,
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: why are you being such a wuss? Why are you
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: being such a dickhead, man?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: He is such an asshole. But as the show progresses,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: you start to understand a little bit more why he's
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: doing a lot of things he's doing. It's not so
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: much to just train John. He is very, very skeptical
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: of everything and everyone. He's been doing, he's been the
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Green Lantern for what, 20 years?
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he went public in 96. He's basically been
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: at it since John was a baby because the Guardians
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: don't do research at all before they go to planets.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If you take what you know about the Green
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Lantern Corps, Some of it, a good portion of it
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: is adapted and it's just in certain parts. Like we
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: all know that if a Green Lantern dies, the ring
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: flies off and finds a new host. It finds a
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: new owner. It finds a new wearer. That's not the
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: case all the time. And we do meet, I think
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: it's Liana. Liana, who is, I can't remember the actress' name,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: but she is saying that she's one of the Guardians.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: She is one of the people that Hal is supposed
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: to report to.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Laura Linney.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Laura Linney. But he does not. So when Hal
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: gets to Rushville, we recognize that there are several bodies
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: in this hick town in Nebraska that are dead on
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: the high school football field. And they're starting to realize, like,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: people are like, there's something going on. Now, Hal goes
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: into detective mode immediately. But he, like I said, Hal
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: is such a dick, he's not really letting John in
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: on a lot of the information that he's telling him.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: But it's for good reason when you find out so
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: much later, you find out, oh, this is why he's
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: doing this, this is why he's doing this. Because he
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: has clearly trust issues. Clearly. Trust issues. And this is
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: when you start to find out a couple of things
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: is going on in this town. And the sheriff, Sheriff Kane,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Kerry Kane, is from Gotham. You find that out much later.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Because he says, you don't have an accent. He said,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: where are you from? She says, Gotham. He's like, oh, okay.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: And they're trying to discover what's going on with all
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: these bodies. Because these bodies are... Even though they look human,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: they aren't human.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Also, nobody seems to be sad or bothered by a
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: shootout that just happened at a football game.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: And he's going into Detective Moe, and the sheriff is asking,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: what is he doing? He said, there's somebody here watching.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Even though there's people there, he says, there is somebody
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: here that should not be here, and they're watching. And...
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: he's like, well, who do you think it is? And
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: he was like, somebody who's going to be a little
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: too attentive. Like, you got something to do with this.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: And he finds out who it is. He chases him down. Him, John,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: and the sheriff, they chase the guy down. And now
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: they're interrogating him at the jail. And one of the
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: things John, he just starts asking questions. Basically, he's not
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: so much doing a good cop, bad cop routine. He
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: is just going fully in, asking some hard-hitting questions. And
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: he says, one of the questions he asked, he says,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: how do you feel about Obama? And he was like, oh,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: the 45th president of the United States. He was just like,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: he looks back, he's like, this guy's an alien. He
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: was like, in this little hick town, and y'all don't
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: have a problem, you're not feeling any type of way
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: about the first black president? It's already coming off with
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: how it sounds like he's being racist. And he's not.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: He's really not. He's just like, yo, it's Nebraska. Red State.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: You got nothing?
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: You knew this was going to happen. They're not racist
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: enough for you.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: It doesn't strike you as odd. He was just like,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: in this time, It don't strike you as odd? A
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: farmer hick town, a red state, and he has no
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: qualms about President Obama? He's like, this guy's fishy. This
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: guy's fishy.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Barack Hussein Obama, you have no comments about that.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: But once again, you start to understand how, by the
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: time it gets to episode four, you start to understand
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: why Hal is the way he is.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: And you kind of, he's still a dick. We're not
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: taking that away from him.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: That's not going to change.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: That ain't changing. But you can understand where it comes from.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: And you can, that Bama. He just ignorant. Not ignorant, ignorant.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Look how he grew up.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Bless his heart, that baby didn't know.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: That's the other thing. That's the other thing. Skipping ahead,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: you see what happens in episode 6. And you're saying,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: he has an air of entitlement. Almost. And that starts
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: to show.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: They have the interrogation and then dude just drops the
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: act completely.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: And he self-explodes. He suicide bombs himself.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: How?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: You don't know. He doesn't have anything on him. It's
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: something that's in him.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: Doesn't that exhaust the ring because Hal used it to
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: suppress the explosion?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Yes. His battery is always so damn low.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: And what's going on? Thank you, El Blur for life.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: What's happening? What's going on? So, you also start to
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: understand why he's like that. You start to understand why
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: his battery is always at 5%. Because there's even a
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: moment later on in, I think it's episode 3, where
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: he has to charge his ring and he says the oath.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: He says the oath like a nigga praying over fast food.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: I just want.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: To get this over with. I just want to get
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: this over with.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: He very much hit the da-da-da-da.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Let me say this real quick. I just want
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: to get this over with. And he does it. And
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: he's back full charge. Hal lets his ring die down
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: to 5% for a very good reason. He doesn't upload
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: his consciousness for a very good reason. And as Liana states,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: he doesn't really report to us. But we've reprimanded him
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: several times. And there's a reason for that. Everything that's happening,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Hal has a reason. It's not just he's battle-worn and
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: he's seen stuff. He's seen shit that's looking like You
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Guardians are full of shit.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: And we still don't know what oath he broke. I'm thinking...
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: It's a whole lot of internal HR things going on
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: that we still have yet to be enlightened about.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: It's pretty safe to assume because Lanterns aren't always... They're
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: encouraged never to take a life.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking that's one of them. That's one of the oaths.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Because if you remember what Guy Gardner said in Superman,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: he's always crying about this. Oh, and we always looked
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: at Guy Gardner as like a bit of a joke
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: in comics. He's still kind of a joke, but at
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: the same time, he's very abrasive, but it gets the
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: job done, you know? And even in Superman, when Guy
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Gardner says it, he's like, I took an oath and Mr.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Terrific and Hulk look at him like he's always saying
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: that but he's actually taking the oath very seriously and
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: the oath is part of the oath is not what
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: is being said but it's more of what the guardians
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: the rules of the guardians they're saying yeah you are
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: only supposed to use this ring against extraterrestrial threats. Which
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: he does for most of Superman. He does most of
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: the time. Until they get to the Battle of Barathea.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: But since Superman is on the planet, that kind of
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: gives him a loophole. But other than that, he's like, yeah,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to use this ring to stop any extraterrestrial
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: threat and this, that, and the other. And I'm thinking
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: because Hal Jordan, he either killed someone or he was
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: using his ring to help Earth. Not extraterrestrial, but actual Earthlings. Like,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: stop a crime here and there. And we kind of
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: see that in Episode 3.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: I feel like he was supposed to turn in Clark
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: and didn't.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Be that could be that.
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: Which is weird because if you know the lore of
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: the lanterns each lantern has a sector so they're responsible
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: for protecting that sector and earth is in the sector
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: that how jordan was assigned to so he's going.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: To do whatever he's supposed to do to protect.
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: The inhabitants of earth regardless to what they are because
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: the guardians after a while if you keep getting the comics.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: The guardians were just straight up little shits.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: They are very much that in this show, all rip.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, gosh.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: So some things don't change.
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: They just don't give a fuck, okay?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: They like to twist things into their own vision. And
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: this is, as in the comics, as in the comics
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: and in the show, we see why Sinestro does what
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: he does. Mm-hmm. Sinestro is running the yellow lantern corn
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: because he's consistently said, there she is. My second in command,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: there she is. The S.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: And the R just, yo, they just grew alive.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Stop that. We just got back.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I said we were going to come back in real form.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: You didn't catch the commercial that I played at the beginning?
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I would say we're going to hell, but clearly it's
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: on back order there.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Just like the comic on the bed says, any given smile.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: It's also all full up.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, y'all gotta handle this up. There's too
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: much going on down here. So, we see a lot
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: happening in episode three. Because we get John's backstory. Like,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: his entire backstory. In three kind of circles back to
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: what we see in episode one. Because episode one opens
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: up with... Episode one opens up with John's father shooting
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: an apple off his head. Yo, let me tell you.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: When I saw that mess on social media, somebody took
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: a clip of it.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: I said, what the fuck is this?
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Hey, Christy.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Hi, Anna.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Hi, Christy.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: The hell?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Okay. Because that first episode gives you so much what
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: the hell is going on. It starts off with a
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: shit ton of questions. It does not hold back. And
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: even for those who are well-versed in the Green Lantern lore,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: that shit goes out the window. They're keeping basic stuff,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: but the rest of that goes right out the window.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: And you're just like, what is going on right now?
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: But you're not mad about it.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: It is very much James. James Gunn is the captain
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: and it is his ship now. He is the captain
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: of the ship.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: You will listen.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: You will follow his orders.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Look at me.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: I am the captain now.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: It is some good shit.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, shout out to the sister and the other
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: brothers he has allowing to write on this because episode
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: three was and then last episode two. V.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Kelly, what it is.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Shout out to V. Kelly. Vanessa Kelly, she is For
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: those who don't know, she was on Gullah Gullah Island
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: and she played Kenan's little sister on Kenan and Kel.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: That's who she is!
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah!
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: They grow up so fast.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Don't they? The Gullah Gullah crew is all doing very
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: well for themselves.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Right. It's really good. That third episode, it kind of
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: wraps up in a nice bow, but then it But
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: here's some more GIFs. You gotta figure this shit out.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Once I saw it was titled A.T. Alien, I was
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: just like, hmm, I know that name.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about that.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Shout out Mama Stewart holding down your man for better
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: or worse or alien at your door.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: So episode three basically has John as a baby. He
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: has two older brothers, Marcus and Aaron. And while he's
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: in this crib, one of the kids hollers for their mom. Bernadette,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: the mom, she goes in to go check it out.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Chrissy. Tell them about it. Hit them likes.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: Run it up.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Run them numbers up, please. She goes to check on
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: one of the brothers. While John is still sleeping, John Sr.,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: you get a visual of John Jr. which is our
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: John Stewart and all you see is the haze of
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: green light and all you hear is are you afraid
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: and he said all you hear is are you afraid
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: and you hear his father screaming yes like he is
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: fearing for his life and then the green light just
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: disappears and from there it begins this contentious tense relationship
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: between him and his wife and his kids it's crazy
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: and anybody that will listen and every time he sees
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Hal Jordan on the television he's shooting at the television.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: Because well not any time but the one time because
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Mama Bear came and said nigga, if you don't get
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: your whole fucking life together, I'm kicking your ass right
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: the fuck on out of this bitch.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: She said, you better be gone. She says, you can't
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: get this shit done. He's like, how does she say it?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: She says, give me the gun. Give me the gun, John.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: She unloads the gun. She does her thing and then says,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: if you do not get this shit together, I will
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: end you.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: I will send you to meet your maker.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Yes. Bernadette Stewart is not to be trifled with. She
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: is a strong black woman. Take no shit. I love it.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Which also begs the question, why didn't the ring choose her?
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: So apparently... Makes you wonder. So when I listen to
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: it back, I think the ring just sought out soldiers.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Because apparently this only happened to a bunch of fellow
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: army and, like, servicemen. So when Ileana comes back and
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: is like, yeah, apparently we gave a bunch of people
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: PTSD that served in your wars.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: Whoops.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Are bad about that. And it's just like, one, the
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: ring can talk. Two, also still clearly not the ring
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: that Hal is wearing. Because he got his off an asterisk. Like,
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: got a bit of an alley-oop and a mulligan there.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I'm still confused on the first episode how the Construct knew...
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: How the Construct even knew to alert him about Rushville. Like,
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know if the ring is just scanning the
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: planet at all times and can talk when it feels
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: like it. Right. Which got me because I realized that's
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: what he was doing in the recent episode of... But
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: I'm rewatching the first one. He's like, yeah, I have
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: to give myself a message. I'm like, oh, so you
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: can just pop up at will. It's not like turning
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: on and off.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: But he wasn't the ring sentient in this show.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I think it's anything like if it's not so much
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: the ring, but I think the constructs are somewhat semi sentient. Yeah.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: But wasn't wasn't the reason why he was giving that
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: message was because he trusted John. It wasn't because he
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: was just trying to give him that message, though, right?
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, he said, I have a message. So apparently
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: it's coincidental timing because he's like, you're wearing my ring.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: What am I dead? He's like, well, I have a message.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: There's hail in Rushville, which means go to Rushville now.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: And it would feel weird that he he just randomly
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: comes out and says that and we happen to get
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: here when it shows up versus that was a timed
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: message because he got an update, which I'm still waiting for.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Some kind of explanation on that. John just happened to
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: wear the ring when he got a message meant for Hal.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was timing. It was just by chance.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: But also, if you're rated episode three low, we also
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: kind of know where you voted last election.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Fuck! One of their best episodes.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: So yeah, not ATLA. The episode is called Outcast. Same
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: spelling and everything. And I was just like, hmm. Yeah,
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: no kidding. I was like, green lights, green show. This
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: is definitely going to be an ATLA episode. And sure enough.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: And then they start doing all. So the lanterns are like, oh,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: we can make your son a lantern. You just got
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: to train him to be fearless. And I'm glad his
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: mom was officially back on her dad's side.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: And she was like, hey.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: You don't know anything about us. First off, you show
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: up at my house late at night dressed up. Because
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: she seemed more bothered by the white woman cosplay than
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: she did by the alien appearance. She's like, you dress
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: up as this white lady. You lecture us. You show
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: up and grab people in the middle of the night
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: talking about are they afraid from a talking ring. Like,
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: what did you expect was going to happen? And then,
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: my bad, here's this shiny rock your people value. Which
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: we then find out they called the cops on her
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: because of it.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, big ass diamonds. Once again, showing that the Guardians
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: really do not have any idea how not just humanity works,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: but any different race of aliens that they encounter.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Which I'm so curious to see how the Guardians react.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: If any of this crosses over to Mars, where they
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: have red, white, and green and yellow racism.
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: And even Bernadette says it. She's like, even in space,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: we are an afterthought. She's talking about black people. It
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: was just the way, that conversation that is taking place
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: with Leanna is just kind of like, you don't know
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: what we deal with. You don't know how this works
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: down here. You just pick people at random and It's okay. Oh,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: you're muted.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: You're muted. Kira, Kira, Kira, Kira.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: Which is wild because on a planetary basis, we are
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: not the minority.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: No.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: So, explain it, please.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: And that's the question. And that's the question. I'm like,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: When you sit back and you think, and he was like, okay,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: we just picked these rings, and then like, okay, and
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: you don't know what this man dealt with because he's
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: a Marine. You don't know what he's seen, what he's
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: dealt with. So, yes, when this man is asleep, and
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: then all of a sudden this glowing thing and this
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: unearthly voice is saying, are you afraid?
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I heard it. I heard it. Does Mario have input.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: For the show? I literally heard him just now.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, what?
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: What is your problem?
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: Anyway, sorry.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: He said, I will be heard and I have rights.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: You have the right to remain fucking silent, Negro. Good God.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: Either come here or sit down.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, this is a black show, people. I have never
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: heard him at all.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: That's the first time I've ever heard him in the
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: whole time.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: This is a black show, people. We talk to our
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: pets like they're family.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Hey, look, mine was just down here.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I said, you can get out of here. If you
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: go to April of last year, you can watch a
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: kitten grow up in my arms.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: That is true. It's definitely... It's so much to unpack
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: from episode three because it deals with... It's race relations
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: in so many ways because Liana is like, yeah, we
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: just picked these aliens or the rings picked these whomever.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: And we realized we never took this into consideration. That
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: humanity and humans themselves, because this will be the first
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Green Lantern, we didn't know that you would react this way.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Did you not do your research? Like, about if you
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: knew we're on the sector, you know what we're... You're
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: not paying attention to anything?
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: I'm also curious... But also, you.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: Just came from a.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: whoever you just came the what is it the manager
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: just came from a planet planet full of racism qual did.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: You did you think it was different wait wait okay
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: who came from which planet.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: From the the manhunter planet where they basically made everybody
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: kind of turn on each other there was still racism
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: there wasn't there yeah yeah i.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Mean wasn't that oa.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Are you talking about the planet we just went to recently?
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: In episode 7.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know if there was racism. I know that Mrs.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: or Manhunter person went in there and made everyone skydive
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: off the sector 7 plate from Final Fantasy.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: So basically the Manhunters were created. They were the precursor
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: to the Lantern. And they were created to bring justice
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: and blah, blah, blah, and all that other great stuff.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Problem is, they're AI. It's AI. At the end of
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: the day, it's AI. Manhunters are AI. And what happens
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: when you allow AI to run rampant? You get Terminators.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Ultron was on the internet for five minutes and said, yep,
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: all of this has to go. That could also be
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: why Zoe axed their entire planet. She maybe saw some
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: things there she didn't like or from their society and
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: was like, you know what? Just gas everybody.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. This isn't working.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: But yeah, they tell the mom, oops, our bad. Your
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: kid can be a lantern if you raise him to
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: be fearless. So let's drop John off at the other
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: end of his own neighborhood.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Like, like, It looked like it was outside the base.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: This is the 90s.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Gangsters and killers don't bother kids.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: You're not supposed to be out here at this time
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: of night. You're not gangbanging with nobody.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: Take your ass inside.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Why you out here, little man?
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Why you out here? The video I sent y'all today
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: from my old neighborhood in that old ass house, those
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: are the things that was said to me if I
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: was out too late. Nigga, go home. You got school
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: in the morning. Nigga, go home. Fuck you doing out here. Nigga,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I know you. I know your mama. I know your grandma.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: We might be out here doing some dirt, but you
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: ain't got no business being out here.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Matter of fact, hold on.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yo, Ro.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: Take this little motherfucker home.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Even criminals had decorum. If you robbed the wrong person,
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: you gave it back.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: I can just see it now.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: This yours? No. That happened.
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: Miss Robinson, I know you a hoe, but let's keep
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: your son inside.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: That was the look. Some of these guys that he
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: walked by, that was the look. Who is this little dude? Apparently... Did.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: They just drop him off?
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: There apparently was supposed to be like a montage scene
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: of him going through the neighborhood, but they had to
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: cut it for time because there is a point where
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: there's a cookout going on in the neighborhood or wherever
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: he's walking through. And they're all like, you good? You
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: know which way you're going? And they're like, you need
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: to keep going that way. Go around the corner and whatever.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: And they end up sending him. about his money.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, I would have loved to see that. I would
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: have loved to see that.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: You need to play, little man? Get him a hot dog.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Get him a hot dog. What's your name?
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: He would be like, why am I scared? I'm in
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: the hood. I'm kind of at home.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Are you going that way? Get him a hot dog
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: and a check soda for the road.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Here.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: Where's the Shasta?
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: Is that a Faygo?
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: You want a cheeseburger?
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: No, I don't like cheeseburgers. It's Faygo or Czech soda
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: if you got a Windex in your hand. You don't
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: like Czech? Or Faygo?
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: I don't know none of them. I know Coke.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, so check is the cheap, black, technically no-name soda
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: at Winn-Dixie, and you can get, like, a 12-pack for, like,
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: two bucks. If you're having a house party, like a
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: regular parent, not trying to go to Disney like people here, hey,
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get four 12-packs of Czech soda at
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: a cooler at a bounce house and call it a day,
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: and it'll feed the entire household.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: We had the, what is it, the beer warehouse or
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: whatever type deal? You get 84 cans for, like, $ 3. 00.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Dark Elite says no RC Cola.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: So Chex Soda is what RC and Mellow Yellow want
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: to be. They are the actual substitutes. Okay, Bam, it
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: might be a Southern thing.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: Bam eats well-done steaks. I don't trust.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: No.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Look, either way.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Doc. Yeah, Fagov, you know. Yeah, I'm Fagov.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I won't turn down a good Faygo.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Faygo is what you get when you can't find Fanta.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop it. It's sweet as hell,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: but it's worth it. They're both good.
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: I didn't say. I ain't had it. I'm just a question.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Check is just one of them. It's like Sprite. It's
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: one of them sodas. It's not exactly a black soda,
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: but it became a black soda. Mr.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: Pibb was fancy and nasty.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: They definitely... put Lil Jon through it, boy.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Big Jon is a vegetarian because every test came with
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: a hamburger.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what it was. Every time he got an
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: apple shot off his head, if you pay attention to
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: the garage in the first episode, you see bullet holes
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: going up so you're just like wait hold on what
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: is going on but in episode 3 you understand like
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: oh they've been training this kid since like 5 to
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: just kind of get him grown now people are probably
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: asking why not the two older brothers they know what
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: fear is they've been around some things I don't know
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: what their ages yeah I don't know what their ages
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: are but They're older. They're old enough to know what
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: fear is.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Too old to be rapping.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So they know what that looks like. John hasn't
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: been exposed to that yet. He hasn't been exposed to
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: the black belt and all that. He ain't had that
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: fear yet. They've just been building him up. Easter egg.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: You get to see John Stewart's suit in that episode
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: as well that was one of his gifts you get
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: to see the suit that he wears like in Justice
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: League Unlimited which was a nice little easter egg but
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: his gift was that shirt or suit and a rifle
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: at his 5th year birthday and Aaron Aaron is like
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: man y'all always treat him better we'll know about Aaron
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: much later and he's not rapping Oh, wow.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Episode 3 was great, but basically showing us why John
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: grew up the way he did and that he is
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: technically a human without fear. Like, they wouldn't send him
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: to the Marine Corps and everything.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: He is a person who has still resolved an unshakable
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: will at this point. Because, is it episode 4 when
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Hal gives him the ring to teach him to fly?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Or is that still three?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: I think it's three. It's two where he gives him
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: the ring and the bird comes out.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Let's backtrack it.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: And then the bird never goes away.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Episode two, John goes through more shit. Because Hal gives
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: him the ring. He says, now fly. So he tries
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: to fly, but he produces a bird. And he's like,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: what the hell? And he's like, give me back my ring.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: He gives him back the ring. The bird does not
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: go away. Normally when you create a construct, the minute
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: you take, either you can make the construct go away
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: on its own or when you have the ring removed,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: the construct goes away. When he gave the ring back
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: to Hal, that bird didn't go away. It didn't dissipate.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: It didn't move.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: It didn't.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: It flew around. It was sentient of everything. And mind you,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: John went through a lot in that episode. He got
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: into a whole fist fight. He got knocked out. He
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: got interrogated. And this bird was still flying around.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: I'm still sus on that whole thing. Aino, you can't
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: be conscious when you're knocked the fuck out. I still
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: feel like there's something else that made that bird.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Something happened to Seven that kind of backs up what's
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: going on.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: I know, but it's still weird. But it's still the
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: same question that I have. I still feel like there's
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: somebody else at play making that happen. Because we've seen
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: him do all of these wild constructs. He made a
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: tunneling fucking machine, like down to the minute details of it.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: Well, he's also an art student. He's also an art student,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: so that's part of what's playing into his construct.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: That's kind of like his thing.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: But that doesn't make you a biology major. That's not
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: a bird.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: But that's all he was drawing. His birds were his thing,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: and that was because of his parents. His parents would
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: always say, The Guardians are watching, and he's like, well,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: how do they always watch? It's like, the little birds
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: tell them. So he's just been having to think for birds.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: That doesn't mean you know the inner workings of how
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: to make the motherfucker tweet, chirp, and fart.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, why wouldn't we? I mean, it may not
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: be integral to the whole makeup of it, but I mean.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Construct... I'm pretty sure Construct Hal is
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: just hollow. Like, I don't think he's... I think it's
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: just the Construct. I don't think they're fully constructed, like,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: innards and all. Like, even with the drill.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: I think he also did a little engineering because he
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: drew the individual gears and how they would work and shift.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: I think with him, if he can think it, he
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: can draw it. If he can draw it, he can
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: construct it.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: He's quick with the pen. Pen or charcoal or pencil.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: He's quick with it.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: I still feel like there's something else at play there.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: I have a theory that if it ties into anything
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: dealing with later issues in the comics where he does
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: not need a ring.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: It's something about his will, his body is the will,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: his heart is the ring or something like that. It's
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: something about him not needing a ring. to construct anything.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: And I'm wondering if they're trying to tie in. I
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: think that's the Emerald Knight.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: Well, the body is the ring.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Something like that, yeah.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: He's the vessel for the power. But his heart is
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: the battery.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, where's the battery? Because you
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: still need the battery.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: If that's the case. He's kind of a... He's like
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: a living lantern.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: I can't remember the name of the storyline, but there
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: was later where John did not have the ring, but
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: he was still a lantern.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: He was still making things happen.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: And, you know, he was bringing people together and other
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: lanterns where their ring, all their rings had died, but
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: he was still like, I'm still a lantern. We're still
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: going to do this. And it was actually a really
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: captivating story. Not a single lantern had a ring, but
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: they were still lanterns.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: All right, EB. All right, EB, come through.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: Fine.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: EB said that being in art school, they make you
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: take anatomy and physiology at some schools for APS. He
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: studied the inner workings of birds on his own. Okay,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: all right, then I'll... No, it's true.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: He does go to art school.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: He's naturally gifted, though.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: He's naturally gifted with it. But see, it's that same
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: episode where you find out why he's going to art school.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: And you're just like, oh, fuck. Because he was sent
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: on a mission to get some kind of dignitary.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why did we have to wait?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: He was trying to wait for a good kill shot
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: because they didn't, in all sense and purposes, they didn't
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: want to do the line.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: But he waited like three months for it though? That's
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: the only part of that episode.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: They didn't know when he was going to show up.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: So they told him, you got to sit and camp
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: your ass out there until he shows up.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: He's so used to doing stuff.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: I thought he was surveilling the house like daily and
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: just like, nope, not today. I'm like, duh. Yeah.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, no, he was. He was in.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: I thought he was like legit. The guy was in
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: and out the house every day. And I'm like, oh, no. Yeah,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: that was the part I missed. I was like, oh,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: so Hal managed to get the guy the one day
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: he was home.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: All of the strength that he was in a damn
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: titty bar getting drunk. And it was two government officials
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: in there spouting off at the mouth drunk. And they
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: told him, and Hal is not supposed to be doing
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: this type of stuff. And so he just said, I'll
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: just fly over there, grab his ass, and then bring him,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: you know. He did it on a whim. It just,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: the same day that John had the shot is the
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: same day Hal decided to show up. It was just coincidence. Because,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: like Kira said, They didn't know when this guy was
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: going to be at that house. He, they just never,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: they could not get a bead on him. They knew
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: that was his house, but they never knew when he
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: was always there or when he was gone. He was
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: always somewhere. So, John had to wait. He was like,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I got to wait, and I got to wait until
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: I see this guy. And then when he did see him, like,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: I think it was the first time, he couldn't get
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: the shot because it was too, his guards, he had
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: too many guards around him. Mm-hmm. So he had to wait.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: And when he finally had that shot, and he had
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: that shot, here come Hal.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: But why did he blow up the house?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: Who blew up the house?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: I think Hal did. Hal blew up the house. But
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: for what? Because drunk and why not? Let's go just
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: light up. Let's light up. I was around naked women.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Hal's a jerk.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: I was around happily naked women. Let's go.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: I was around half naked, fully naked women five minutes ago.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Let's get this over with. Knock all this shit over.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: And I think the explosion is why somebody had to
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: take the fall, because this was supposed to be a
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: stealth mission, and you blew up all the cocaine we
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: were planning to repurpose.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: He went too far. He just did.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: And that was the thing. Hal just does shit. And
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: this was... And this is still several years... a couple
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: of years prior, maybe not too many years, but just
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: a couple of years prior to John getting trained by him.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: So already this ring has somehow been in the vicinity
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: of John's lineage through his father, his father getting scared
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: of the ring. And it goes to who, how drove
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: his almost broke up his family. Then He gets older,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: now he's got to get trained from the time he's
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: five years old all the way up to adulthood. Why?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Because he's got to be trained to be fearless. Why?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Because his father didn't take the ring.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Because he was scared out of his goddamn sleep by
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: something he's never seen before. And who ends up getting
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: the ring? Hal, he's like, that's supposed to be mine.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: You know, that was supposed to be mine. And Hal
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: was just saying... I got the ring because I'm fearless.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: No. No. Not with Ivan Seward's story still being tied
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: to his origins, which if y'all were going to come
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: get me, you could have been came and got me.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Why y'all wait until I was in art school to
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: put me through the Wile E. Coyote portal?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: You couldn't wait to get down a little bit.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: No, because once I saw them literally lift it up,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: and I'm just like, this is literally Coyote vs. Acme,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: where it's like, here, take this bucket of black paint,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: and it's like, do what? And he literally paints a wall,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: and it's just like... Big hole. Once I was like, oh,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: you can literally just slap this in air, and like, alright,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: let's go through. But between them testing him at school,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: the ring that showed up on Earth, and apparently chose
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: no one, and then... What is it the ring that
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: guy probably has the ring guy has and then the
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: ring that how has there's been four in the vicinity
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: of Earth if Y'all can just let John get a spare.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: House ring shows up And John why he's sleeping when
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: John when John Genie was a baby the brain shows
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: up then right now.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: That's one and No, so there's the ring that came
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: and didn't pick anybody. There's the ring that Hal got
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: off of Abin Sur, which is more than likely why
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: we're so stuck on Rushville. Pause.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: What ring that didn't pick anybody?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: Because the ring didn't choose anyone. They just left.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: No, that ring chose Hal.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Didn't Hal get his ring from Abin Sur?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: No, that ring was the one that was floating around.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the same ring. But that's crazy because.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Because the whole thing about Abin Sur's story is that
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: he crashed Lanzar.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Did he see that ship crash? That's the question.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Who, Hal? Yeah. That's always the story. No. That's always
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: the story. That's why we're in Rushville.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: No, because Abin Sur... Go ahead, go ahead.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: The ring took him to Abin Sur once he said
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: he wasn't afraid.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: That's what happened.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we've had three then. Okay. Usually he finds
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: the ship and Abin starts like, hey, I'm bleeding out.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: Take this.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: By comic standards, that's generally how it works. It works
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: that way. But yeah, you're right. Lady Mandalore's right. That's
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: how it went down. The ring says, are you afraid?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: They say yes or no. And then it snatches Hal up,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: brings him to the ship. I'm in serious shit okay
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: that's right.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: And basically tells him either good luck or fuck you
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: or fuck.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Cause we don't know what happened after he got it
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: we don't know if it's one of them things where
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: like did he go to Oa right away did somebody come.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: That's my thing like we don't we still haven't seen
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: how he actually got it and obtained it and I'm
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: curious if cause usually instead of flying back to Oa
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: the ring pick he gives it to him and ends
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: up taking him back there anyway since he inherited it
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: um And now we've seen they've tried to set Jon
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: up the same way. Like, hey, just put it on
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: and then say the oath. And I feel like that's
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: going to end up happening eventually. Because usually that is
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: like the transfer ritual. But I'm just like, yeah, y'all
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: have had multiple rings on Earth. Why don't y'all just
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: throw the man a spare? Like, what are we being
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: weird about this for? And then you find out the
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: bosses are up to some very strange shit.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: The Guardians are always up to it. With the exception
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: of Gamfid. He's the only one that seems to have
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: some remotely ideal, like, yeah, not everything we do is
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: supposed to be that way.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: And then they sent that man to, they sent Hal
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: to John's house after all of that and called him
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Junior 50 times in front of his parents.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 6: Even in the comics, Ganthet was the one guardian who
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: seemed to have a level of common sense and understanding
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: and wasn't trying to be so.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: Overpowering, overbearing.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: And I think that was the, and they haven't even
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: introduced Gantham on here. They went to Lyanna first. So
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: we may just, who knows? We don't know which guardian
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: is supposed to be dead because he, because John, I
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: don't know how he finds out, but he says when
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: he first meets Lyanna after passing the test, when he's
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: like going to art school, because his mom was saying, look,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: You need to get the hell up on my house.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Use up all my air, all my electricity. You sitting
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: around here doing nothing. Like, here, you need to go
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: to here. Here's this art school. Go check it out.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: So he goes. He checks the school out. Gets us
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: signed up and everything. He goes in there, and he
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: meets this guy. This guy says, hey, draw the building
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: that we're in. He draws the building. No problem. He says, okay.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: He says, uh... draw something that has some meaning to you,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: like a watch or your father's watch or something. And
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: then right when he's getting ready to draw, this man
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: holds out his hand, has the ring in his hand,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: and he puts the ring on and creates his father's watch.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: He's like, you've passed the test. And he pulls out
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: the Acme hole, the Acme orb, and says, just jump in.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: And he does, lands on a batch of dirty mattresses,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: And this is where he meets Liana. And right when
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: he's getting ready to walk in, somebody's walking out. It's
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: not Guy. It's not Guy. That person is walking past.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: It's a man. But that guy is walking so fast,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: you can't see his face good enough to see if
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: it's anyone. If it's supposed to be anybody like Cal
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Rainier or somebody like that, it's not Guy. We know that.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: But Liana says... oh, you must be Jon Stewart, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: Have a seat. I'll be right back.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: Unless it's Kilowog, I don't care.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: Right. That's all waiting to show up.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: I want to see Kilowog.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: She says, have a seat. I'll be right back. This
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: brother sat there all night long. He didn't move. He
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: didn't budge. She came back the next day in a
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: whole new outfit and said, You're still here. He's like,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: you said not to move. And you did that. He
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: didn't leave. But see, for Liana, that's what she wants.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: She wants someone who's going to say, who's going to
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: give an order and the person is going to follow
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: that order to a T. So everything John has been
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: doing all his life has been a test. has been
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: a test he's been learning to follow direction learning to
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: follow he's been going he's joined the marines because he
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: said that's the path you know he's been taught up
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: to be shown no fear he's patient his will is
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: still like still not moved and he can do the
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: job which is why he was at the rank he
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: was in the marines like that's why he was picked
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: for the job to take out this dignitary They knew
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: he could do it, but Hal fucked that up. So
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: that's where she tells him that you will be trained
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: by Hal Jordan. You will be his replacement. And when
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: the time comes, you will take the ring. He's just thinking, oh, okay,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: so he might be getting ready to retire. He's going
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: to train me. Whatever, whatever. He gets home to tell
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: his parents the good news. Who's there running they mouth?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: Hal Jordan.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: And he's talking to them. And he's telling them all
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: this great stuff. Getting to know the parents and stuff.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: And he's like, is this Junior? And he says, we
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: just call him John. He's like, well, how you doing, Junior?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, the disrespect. This man just said they
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: call me John. Like, they don't call... So, he keeps
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: calling him Junior. That's number one. And then he looks
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: at the parents. He says, you guys are... good people
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: you're salt of the earth he's like sort of like
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: the like sort of like Midwest Huxtables. Mind you, up
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: until this point, Hal is giving racist, not so racist tendencies.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: But it's just kind of like, because even when.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: The word you're looking for is bigot.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: It's like he's not realizing.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: That french for asshole yeah yeah.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: You know like what i'm like because i'm like it's
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: the huxtables who didn't like the cosby show he was
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: like you don't know whether to look at that as
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: a compliment or or this you know like Is it
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: because it's the person who's delivering the message? Is that it?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: I don't want any white man calling me the Huxables.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: It feels off. It feels disingenuous. It feels not right.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: But if it was somebody black saying it, he's like, yeah,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: you like the midway stuff. It's the person that's doing
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: the delivery. And And so they get outside and he's,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: he's like, I'm happy to see you. I'm happy to
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: meet you. Glad to meet you. Blah, blah, blah. And
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: then he was like, and he turns around on a dime,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: looks at John and says, look, I know you're my replacement.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: The only way you're getting this fucking ring is off
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: my dead hand, dead hands. He was like, oh, and
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: by the way, be ready. I'll pick you up on
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Monday morning. Just start your training. He complete, complete turn.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: But if you look, when he says that, and he's
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: getting ready to fly off, he has a look like,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: I really didn't want to say that to that kid.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to call him out like that. I
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: didn't want to come down on him like that. I'm
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: pissed about what the Guardians are doing, and it's not
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: his fault. And you start noticing how Hal is later
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: throughout the show. that, like, he really didn't want to
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: act that way. Not with John. He didn't want to
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: act that way.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because we haven't seen how the Guardians have been
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: talking to him about any of this. Like, it's always Ileana,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: and Ileana is, because, I mean, that's how the episode ends.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: And then Ileana becomes the most gaslighting, like, mofo on
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: the Guardians. And I'm like, I see why one of
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: y'all are dead. It's, it's, I see, I see why, like,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: Potentially one sinistral turn on y'all. I'm starting to understand.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: But see, that's another thing, because Hal, when they kind
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: of flash forward to what's going on in Rushfield, and
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: you start to notice why Hal does what he does
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: and why John is doing what he's doing. John is
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: playing every... They're both doing the same thing. They're playing
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: things close to the chest. But they're not talking to
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: each other about a lot of shit, because... John can't
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: trust anybody because of like all the shit he's had
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: to do. He's like, he's talking to Liana and they're like, Hey,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: his parents is calling him and say, Hey, did you
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: get the ring yet? Did you take the ring yet?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Did you take the ring yet? And they're like, look,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: we're in the middle of some kind of murder mystery
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: right now. No, I didn't take the ring. I didn't have,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: I haven't had a chance to like, they're like, well,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: you're taking too long. So like they have their agenda.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: The guardian is saying, you know, stuff like, well, Hal
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: Jordan has, you know, she started playing in John's ear. Oh, well,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Hal Jordan reported to us and says, like, you're not creative.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: So now they're trying to play the two against each
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: other so he can take the damn ring. And so
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: it's so much going on that John is like, I
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: can't trust none of y'all because I don't know what
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: the fuck is going on.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: Because, hi.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Hi.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: Because nobody.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: John, they're using John as a tool.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: As an inanimate object.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: They're using him like he is the ring. Which ties
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 5: back into him being able to construct things all in
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: his mind. Also, yo, Ileana, fuck you though. On some
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: real shit. You popped up out of nowhere. You gave
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 5: these people all of these fucking deals. Or terms to meet.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: Terms have been met. And then you change the terms
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 5: when he gets a little bit closer to the ring.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 5: Now he got to murk a motherfucker in order to
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 5: get the goddamn ring? That's weird, ho. That's weird.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: That's weird. Why don't you just give me another ring?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: Y'all have had multiple on this planet. And then the
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: whole thing of they won't just give him the ring.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: They specifically want him to snake the ring from Hal.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: So she's like, yeah, if you put the ring on
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: and say the oath, it'll get ownership transfers to you.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: It's not a they. It keeps being Ileana.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: It's nobody else. I've seen no other. I think it's Ileana.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: I don't see.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: You're right, Lady Mandalore. I'm not seeing any other guardian.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: And when she vanishes, there's a faint look that I'm like, Yeah,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: that Guardians, the back of their gear don't.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: Look like that.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: Why your back look like that, hoe? We've also told
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: you about appearing to us, talking down to us as
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: this white woman, and you keep doing it. There's also that,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden, the gaslighting, like, oh,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you were weak like your dad. I'm like,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: excuse you, man. Did you not have a whole conversation
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: with my mother about this? Who?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: The absolute gaslighting that's going on in this show. Somebody's
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: gaslighting somebody. Because we get to meet Zoe. Some South
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Asian woman who is taking a liking to Hal, who
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: he sleeps with, or to John, and she sleeps with
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: on the first night. In the truck.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: Get it while you can, baby. We saw what he
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: was working with in episode six.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: But you didn't.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: God bless.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: But you didn't.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: God bless.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: DC gave you some censorship. Calm down.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: If you say so.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: If you say so. And only to find out later
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: in that episode, John, they go to, they're doing their investigation,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: they go to a ranch, and the guy who's running
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: the ranch, his name is Macon, very elitist type of,
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: what's the word I'm looking for?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: Supremacy-esque type of... Yes.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: Vibes.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just, you know, every hick boy got a gun.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: A gun that they shouldn't have. And when I mean
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: a gun they shouldn't have, I mean these high-tech guns.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of stuff going on. They don't see
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: the guns right away. They just see regular guns. Very militant. Militia.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: He thinks the brown wife will throw everyone off his trail.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so... They go to investigate with Macon. They're talking.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: They don't really get anywhere until right when they're leaving,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: Macon says, yeah, it's nothing. He looks at John and says,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: it's nothing like eating meat off another man's grill.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: He's eating off another man's plate.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: Why would you say.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: That?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: Hal is looking like, what the fuck is going on?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: And that's when they get in the car and he's like, yeah,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: I slept with his wife. When? We just got here.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: He's like, no, I slept with her last night. The
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: woman I met at the bar, he was like, what
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: the fuck, Junior?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: But also, I'm impressed.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: Here it comes, ladies and gentlemen. Here it comes.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: You're not such a boy scout after all. Right.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: So then you start finding out that Zoe.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: Has some other ulterior motives. And Hal, while John is
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: dealing with Zoe, or not trying to deal with Zoe,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: Hal is doing some of his own separate investigation. He's
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: taking these bodies from the morgue, and he's passing them
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: through the football field. There's metal detectors, but he finds
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: out there are not metal detectors. They're alien detectors.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: Are you serious?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: Yes. It was like, what, five bodies?
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: It was like five bodies that got shot because this
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: town is now built on top of where Abin Sor crashed.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: So John has been scoping, or Hal has been scoping
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: this place out forever because nothing about it makes sense. Like,
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: I watched an alien who might have been carrying something.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: It's still waiting on the other Super Brothers dudes. I mean,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: Clark and Lois went and dipped off somewhere for their interview.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: It's But, yeah, Hal has been scoping out this city for, like,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: years now because it's where Abensor crashed. And he clearly
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: was murdered, but he still hasn't found what killed him.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: And he's trying to keep the ship, its location secret.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's got, we go to the town. John
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: has slept with this man's wife. His wife keeps popping
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: up on places. Um, they go to the ranch, they
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: call bullshit, they sneak into his little underground clan bunker.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: That's a word.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: That's what it's giving until you find out they, they.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: serve a different master. What is it? Then we get
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: hit with, what, smoke tech that throws off lanterns, apparently? Yeah.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: It's pretty much the same fear toxin as on the.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Planet.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: No, that just obscures the vision and I think the light,
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: I think it's like concentrated darkness, like the green light.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Can't... Yeah, because I keep thinking of the black hand.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: That's what I keep thinking of. So.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: But, I mean, clearly the Manhunters have multiple ways of
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: dispatching people, so I think... But the little... The dark
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: matter guns, I think, are anti-lantern specific.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 5: So here's the reason why that's... It's part of the
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 5: fear toxin.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: Or whatever.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 5: I'm going to call it fear toxin.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: Zoe.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: I wonder if we'll actually see that in this next episode.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: Zoe brought technology that's from that other planet. And I
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: think that the same fear gas or whatever they used
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: in order to create that is what they brought down there.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: So I think the yellow tools.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 5: I think the yellow guns.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: Are the thing that offset the green, the way the
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: ring works. I don't think it's a light or dark thing.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: I think it's a fear thing. I think it's a
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 5: fear gun.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: Not like for those who are listening or watching. Not
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: a fear gun as in. scarecrow fear no.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: No it it kind of gives it kind of it
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: gives parallax it gives parallax a little bit honestly the
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: way that because like the way the smoke shoots out
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: because in the other place it's just in the oxygen
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: to the point where it's poisoning the atmosphere with them
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: it's like this concentrated and once he had glasses which
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: you have glasses to see through this so clearly you
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: have countermeasures how seemed like he was fine Because we
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: also have a third group from this planet that is
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: run by the gym teacher from Everybody Hates Chris that
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: is trying to just kamikaze this entire ranch.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: There's a lot that's going on.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I can only see that man as Mr. Thurman.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: Not only that, but Hal transporting dead bodies in John's rental.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: That too.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: So disrespectful. Hal has no respect for any kind of vehicle.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: Let's just start there. Is that Kantoxu? Kantoxu?
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 5: No, it's Birria Ramen.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: Ah, oh, I got to try that.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I'm real hungry, y'all.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: Y'all go ahead.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: Look, I haven't eaten yet, so I'm about to smash
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: my sandwich.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: I finished the sandwich off-screen earlier. I made fish and rice.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: It's still waiting for me in the microwave.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: The fact that he transports these bodies in John's rental,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: and there's alien blood all in the upholstery. And John
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: is pissed. He's like, this motherfucker is pissing me off.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: He is costing me money. He has thrown me off
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: a cliff. He has done all this bullshit. It's to
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: the point between what Liana is saying, John's parents are saying,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: what Hal is doing. It's to the point where he's
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: damn near like, I'm ready to take this motherfucker off
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: of you, GP. Not because I want it, just because
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to have it. You know? And
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: so you start to find out some things. And then
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: you find out. Like, Hal goes to Oa to go
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: see Sinestro. Because he's starting to hear that there's a
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: Manhunter still. He's like, Manhunters, they're supposed to be extinct.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: And so he goes to Sinestro. And Sinestro was like, yeah, uh,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: pretty much tell me about John Stewart. He's like, how
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: the fuck you know about John Stewart?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody's feeding Sinestro information. These humans have specifically anti-Green
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: Lantern weaponry.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like there's so much backhanded stuff going on.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: Gaslighting and backhanded stuff. It's all over the place. And
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: he turns around. He doesn't really tell him too much
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: about John, but he knows about John, Sinestro does. And
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: when Hal goes back to Earth, John is looking for him.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: In the midst of him looking for him, he doesn't
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: know he went off-world to Oa. Hal gave him some bullshit.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, I went to get me a little
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: sweetness off-world. Because, you know, once you had a bit
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: of off-world alien coon.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 6: I'm like I don't know what that's.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: Like John just doesn't care at this point can we
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: just get back on mission.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah and so through their investigation they you know they
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: keep thinking they're making this up to some shit making
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: this up to some shit and they're thinking that he's
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: the man hunter And it comes to find out he's
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: not the man on her. John didn't even figure it
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: out until it was too late. Because once again, after
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: they got caught up with making and John had to
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: sit up there and draw this man naked. Yes, you
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: heard that. You heard that completely right. He had to
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: draw this man naked like they do in the art rooms.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: And Hal is just complete. He's all types of uncomfortable.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: He was like. Let's talk about the elephant in the room.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: He's like, which elephant? And Hal's like, not that. I'm
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: not trying to. He's like, he's doing his best. I
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: don't want to see this whole butt-ass naked white man
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: in my face. I have seen some things. This is weird.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I've been on a planet with sentient tentacles.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: This is weird. I don't need to see this right here.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: Not the sentient tentacles.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, it's so much going on. And so
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: you find out that they, Macon lets him go because
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: thanks to Sheriff Kane, she comes back. And because that
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: is Macon's daughter-in-law. And she's married to his son, Billy.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: And which is, what is, he's, is it John? Not John.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: It's John Ritter's son. It's Jack. I think his name's Jack.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: But he's, you don't see much of him. But he
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: seems like an okay guy.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: Jason.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: Jason, Jason Ritter. He seems like an okay guy from
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: what we do see. He leaves.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 5: For a little while.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: For a little while. So Sheriff Kane is able to
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: go get them and take them back out. She was like, look,
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: you guys got to leave town. This shit is getting hot.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: At this point, there's two ways. You either leave, or
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: they're going to take y'all out. Hal already got shot
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: by one of.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just tank the sniper bullet and walk that.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: Off. Yeah. At that point, Hal was waking up in
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: a hospital where there's no patients. He's like, this equipment
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: looks new. It's covered up. What the fuck is going on?
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: It's too much happening. So, when Sheriff Kane comes to
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: get him, basically say, hey, you guys got to leave town.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: Hal and John is like, fuck that. We got to
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: find out what the fuck going on. So, they go
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: back to their hotel. And while he's there, John... is
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: doing his best by any means necessary mode. He's got
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: the gun by the window. He's waiting.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: He hit the Malcolm X pose real quick.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. And who shows up at the door? Zoe.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: Distant love. After you've seen me just draw your husband
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: butt-ass naked, and you coming to see me again, and
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking to myself the whole time, I'm thinking, don't
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: do it, man. Not again. Don't do it.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: Don't.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: Don't do it. Okay.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 4: Brown chicken, brown cow, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: Two times, just to be sure. Yeah.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: Double tap.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: That's a great kind of play letter.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: It felt the way it felt before.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: Excuse me.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 6: I just need a verification process, if you will. So
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 6: I appreciate your patronage and your time.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: It was a girl on threads I saw and was like,
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: I genuinely don't understand John's attraction to this woman. I mean,
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: that's the sentiment I'm seeing from all the women who
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: watch the show.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 5: My thought is that he likes this woman.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: When you see her outside, yeah, he has a type.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: When you see her outside of the show, it's just like, oh,
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: that makeup, they did you so dirty, honey. They did
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: you dirty. But they did their thing again. She gets
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: in the truck. She's like, I got to leave. Right
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: when she leaves, truck gets blown up.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: Lasers show up.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: Blam.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: Tactical laser inbounds. Yeah.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: And he's there. He's startled at first, but he's watching.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: And then Hal comes out of his room like, what happened?
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: Where did this come from? And he's telling them. He's like, no,
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: just point, damn it. And he flies up. And he
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: grabs a satellite and he brings it back down. And
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: so now they call Sheriff King and say, hey, some
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: shit is going on. We don't know what the fuck
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: this is. But they're trying to figure this shit out now.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: They're like, what's up with the lasers? What's up with this?
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: They find out where the satellite came from. It was
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: down to like three companies. And they nailed it down
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: to two and then they actually found the one. So
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: they were just going to go boss hog and go
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: through there. Until John said, no, that's what they're expecting.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: And he's like, why you say that, Junior? He's like,
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: we're doing an investigation, right?
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 4: Well, wait a minute.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 5: Hold on. The reason why they're going back to the
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 5: place is because they were told by this gentleman that's
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 5: at the facility.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: Pardon? I'm so sorry.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 5: That's at the facility that he was told... that the
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 5: Manhunter is actually making.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, that's what they were told. That's what they
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: were told.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 5: So before we go forward to Hal doing the same
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 5: shit twice. Yeah. How, so we have, I don't know,
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: I don't mean to spoil it.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 4: Hal is.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're past.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I know.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: Anyway, okay, so.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: We're on like four and a half.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 3: Let's.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 5: So the... No, I'm going ahead. So the laser beam
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 5: that blew up Zoe, blew up Zoe, is her laser beam, right?
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: She owns the company. She called the hit on herself
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: and timed it.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 5: So then she was also the one that orchestrated it
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 5: so that they would kill her husband.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: She.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: This is where everybody's ploys start coming into play.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: This is where let's get you back your finger from
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: the cop who doesn't know how to be a cop
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: comes into play. Everybody has a debt to settle or
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: a part to play if and when the big day comes.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: This is where all the chess pieces are being moved.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: You get to the shitstorm that is Stockholm Syndrome all
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: throughout episode 5 because he took that last drink like
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: Queen Latifah with that cigarette and set it off and
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: Once the dude was like, yeah, even taught him the
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: language to speak with these people.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: Gave him pointers and everything.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so once Coach Thurman shows up, it was like, yeah,
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: how many children did we have? And I'm like, can
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: y'all reproduce? Or is that a trick question?
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: It was a trick question. Turned out it was a
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: trick question.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: Then when he gets Mortal Kombat Fatality on the table.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: And which after all that people say, I can't believe
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: John took out Zoe. I'm like, it definitely was going
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: to happen. Um, cause episode four, what is it? John
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: has to, is basically on a time limit. He has
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: to tell these people who the main hunter is and
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: discover it, or they're just going to walk in and
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: just kamikaze every building in the town that they can. Um,
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: and then you've got Zoe trying to play him. And
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: then we get our first British slip up in the meat.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: Speak up. uh to our cousins across the pond oops
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: edris damson leticia look i know that british accent is
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: strong as the feck when y'all curse it can't help
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: but to come out it's okay he did much better
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: in episode six much much.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 5: Better It was one slip of good luck.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: No, he had it the very next episode because they
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: crashed it. He basically finds out the... What is it?
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: Hal figures out who the Manhunter is. He goes to
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: sabotage John's meeting with the bomber people. Crashes the car
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: and then leaves him there. But when he's crashing it,
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: fuck you! I'm like, I heard that slip out of.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: It's.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: The people who keep doing the... The tingles get.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he has two worthy moments of that from those
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 2: two episodes. Every F-bomb has that accent. And then he
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: got it together in episode six.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 5: Out of eight episodes. Good God.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 4: Anyway.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: But here's the funny thing.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: It's when he has to shout and do anger. So
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: when he's angry and shouting at people, just fuck you
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: is fine. But when he has to shout, he can't
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: do both. See, I was like, sorry about the card.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: Like, here's the crazy thing about him with the accent
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: and him cursing. We're not, like, it's negative. We're just
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: making fun of it. Like, it's like, it's funny. Like,
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: other people will be like, oh, I hate that. He
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: couldn't even keep his accent. I'm like, that didn't really
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: bother us. We just thought the shit was hilarious. You know?
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: So... Yeah, this girl, they get to episode five where
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 2: all the shit hits the fan. And they're just like, yeah,
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: you don't know what will happen to this town and
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: what could go through if you guys don't leave. It's like,
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: here's the thing. We don't fucking know you people. Y'all
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 2: are like Abby in The Last of Us. Like, damn,
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: when are we getting back to Ellie in the game?
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: We don't know what he's doing, niggas. Like, we don't
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: feel bad for any of these people who are done. Like, like.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: It's like when they made you play through Ellie's story
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: and you, like, stab all these people and then you
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: have to find them at Abby and it's, like, supposed
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: to be sad. It's like, we just met these people.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: I don't fucking care. So then she starts calling in
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: all the Call of Duty missiles on the entire town
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: that's supposed to protect her. And it's like, hey.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 5: Which made no sense. Are you trying... Like, if you
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 5: kill everybody in the fucking town, you're killing everybody in
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 5: the fucking town. All the people that you had to
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 5: fight for you are gone.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 4: So.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: A normal lantern by the books would not allow that
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: many people to be sacrificed to make a point and
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 2: or make an arrest. What was the movie?
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: Hal makes a conscious effort to deter some stuff, but
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: there's no telling what his ring charge is on at
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 1: this point. 5%. It's always 5%.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 2: The reason he can beat his ring awake like an
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: old dead Game Boy battery is because I think he's
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: the only Lantern who's ever let it get that low.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: So it's like, bang, 5%. We're good.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: It's the equivalent of putting a battery in the freezer,
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 1: like you said.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's like, yeah, we're going to drain his
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: battery and then kill him. It's like an alteration of,
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: if anybody's ever seen, I think it was Justice League Doom.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: Where they took Batman's contingencies and cranked them up to
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: 10 for everybody. And the biggest one for Hal was
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: make it seem like he failed to uphold his oath
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: and save somebody. And the ring will naturally either come
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: off or he'll take it off. And essentially, I think
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: that's what she was testing was, oh, he wouldn't let
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: this many people die. Bitch, you thought. And even then,
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 2: the whole thing with John... I can't believe John... Because
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: then he had John set him up to be bait
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: so that he can kill Zoe. And people are like, oh,
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you shot him. I'm like, I knew
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: she was cooked when you let him fry in the car.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 4: Because are you fucking for real, bitch?
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: Let's go there.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: I am auditioning for Freddy Krueger right now. If you
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: don't put me back.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: When Hal crashes that car, Hal doesn't know the car
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: is going to catch on fire. He's just trying to
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 1: keep John....
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 5: Lefty's so fucking for real right now. He drove a
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 5: car at high speed into a pole. You are trying
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 5: to kill me. He didn't have.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 6: The ring on.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: He's trying to kill him. I don't think he knew
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: that fire was going to happen.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no. Look, we said nothing about maiming. We said
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: nothing about maiming or injuring. He said he doesn't kill.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: He said he doesn't kill. That does not mean, if anything,
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: Hal's probably on probation because we've probably seen him take it.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: The guard has probably seen him take it a little
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: too far from time to time. It's like as long
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: as he's breathing. But, yeah, he left him there.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 1: No. he said the guardians is like he's like the
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: guardian like you did what he's like but did you die.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 2: Basically because i think as well i think i think
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 2: that's his mindset at this point because like he can't
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: just murder the replacement for the guardians assigned to him
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: that's that's going to be a problem if i can
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 2: maim him though or hurt him really badly.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: As as as hat was putting it i'm just removing
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: some pieces off.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 4: That is not trying to say nick said it right there.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: From a fire impact.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah. If at high speed you're going to have an impact,
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 4: there's going to.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 1: Be a fire.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 5: His brain is going to be like, what is it?
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 5: Jackson Pollock against the windshield. There's no way he didn't
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 5: think that was going to cause some irreparable fucking damage
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 5: to him.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, you're hospitalized and can't be the lantern anymore
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 2: because you're crippled.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 4: Y'all are killing it. Y'all are killing it.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 5: Y'all do too much.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: He's not a cartoon. No, but I'm saying you're saying
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 2: if he gets permanently hurt, Hal probably wouldn't be upset
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: about that is what I'm saying.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 1: So here's the thing. Which one was worse? Hal crashing
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: the car. Or Zoey watching the car go up in
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 1: flames and just like, yeah, I'm a little him sizzle
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: for a little bit. I'm going to let him get
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: like that hot dog that we all like. Just a
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 1: little bit. And then I'm going to go in and
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: do what I got to do.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, there was no fire when he left. So
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: even though he didn't say, oh, Jordan's dead, he just said, eh,
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: he's a little busy. When he went to go sit
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: in on his little mafia meeting at the restaurant, So, yeah,
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: Zoe let him burn and then brought him back. And
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: once she's like, you have to do something for me,
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: I'm like, girl. Yeah, once she's like, you're indebted to
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 2: me if I bring you back, I'm like, you're the
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: reason I'm sitting here rotisserie style. What do you mean?
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 2: So everybody's like, I can't believe you shot Zoe. I'm like,
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 2: I knew she was finished when she let him fry
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 2: in that car. And then calling down the lasers, which
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out how they got pinned on Hal.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: The fact that I'm glad Dr. Lee said that. He says,
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: so I can bring you back and make you better.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: He's like, if you make me darker, my brothers are
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: going to roast me.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 4: I like my meat cooked.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 5: Shoe leather.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: Shoe leather. So Hal gets new skin. No shit. He
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: gets a new skin. And he gets out of... Literally. Literally.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 1: I heard you like... Your kind likes barbecue.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 5: I hate you.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 1: So they go. Mind you, like Tafari said, the whole
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: town is turning into just one big shit show. It's just...
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: It's going left. And Hal is doing his thing, chasing
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 1: down Anton and all his cronies. John is trying to
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: catch up to those guys and then he's got some
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: he's working on a deal himself he catches up with
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 1: Hal and beats his.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 4: Ass for free for free no discounts for free.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: Whoops his ass royally snatches the ring off his hand
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 1: and basically was like bitch you don't deserve this shit
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: And walks out of there. And then Zoe shows up.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 1: And she's getting ready to do the kill and blow.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah, where is he? He's like, you know,
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 1: they start having their little back and forth. She's like,
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 1: so why did he leave you behind? He was like, bait.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 1: And before she knew it, she turns around and witnesses
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 1: John with his scope rifle.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 2: Bam.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 5: You're the best that ever did it, John.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 5: Wait, we're skipping over one important part. The grandson.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 2: The grandson. So before the show happens. He's going to
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 2: be for episode 7, which is Thursday.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but what Zoe said to him.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she says remember.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 4: Everything I taught you.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is interesting. I don't know. what
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 1: you've told this boy. But like I said, we're going
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 1: to find out more about this kid.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 2: Are you his actual grandma or step-grandma? I still need
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 2: to know that.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: I would say he's his step-grandma because you have no, like,
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's the debt that's owed outside of
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: giving back your thumb. Like, you paid your thumb. You
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: paid off in thumb. Like, you gave him, you started
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 1: her a new life.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 4: Here's one pinky. Here's your change.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 1: Right. Like, what else do I owe you? You know, So, headshot.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: Zoe.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 1: John meets up with Liana. Walks into that bar. Gives
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 1: her the whole nine and says... Pause. I trained all
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 1: my life for this damn ring. Only to realize that
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 1: I don't want this shit. I seen what it did
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 1: to Hal.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 2: I hate you.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 1: You can keep this. He said... You can keep this.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: I'm out. What is happening right now?
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 4: When Chris said give him the whole nine, I said pause.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 4: And then she just transforms.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's a full almost.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 5: On episode six at the 33 15 second mark. 33
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 5: minute 15 second mark. Ladies and gentlemen and they's and them's.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: We are equal opportunity oh that's the episode yeah that's
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 2: episode five you're talking about not six yeah and then
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 2: you remember how how was trying to bring her in
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 2: alive because if you go to seven minutes he literally
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: tells him he's like you think the guardians will let
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 2: you uh keep the ring if you kill me or
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 2: kill her he's like He's like, I'm not trying to
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: kill anybody. Do you not read the fine print? I
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 2: may be an ass, but we have an oath. We
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 2: don't kill. So again, down to the car crash. Seriously, Mame.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 2: By extension.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 5: My counter to that is we don't know when he
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 5: talked to Sinestro.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 1: We have no idea when that conversation happened. What we
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 1: have theorized is that he keeps talking to Sinestro.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 1: He's definitely going to Sinestro and getting details. It hasn't
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 1: been that one time. Because, see, even by the comic
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 1: book lore, Sinestro taught how.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 5: Before we leave off of that, because I'm having a thought. There's,
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 5: I guess, a mark of time now that I'm thinking
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 5: about it. John was wearing the suit when he was
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 5: doing all of those interviews with news stations and what
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 5: have you. Even when he went to go shoot the
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 5: dignitary or whatever, the Russian dude, he had the suit on.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 5: He had the suit on when he went to go
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 5: see Sinestro. This is, we're talking 20, 30 years in
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 5: the past before Rushville even happens. So I think that
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 5: we don't, this goes into my John is not John,
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 5: or Hal is not Hal theory. So I think him
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 5: saying that was the real Hal or the alive whatever
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 5: you want to say the real Hal and then this
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 5: Hal that's trying to murk a motherfucker because you cannot
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 5: tell me going 60 miles an hour into a bowl
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 5: is not trying to kill somebody is fake Hal faux
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 5: Hal in my personal thought process but.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 1: We are all on the same page that we're dealing
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 1: with two Hals and we're not talking about the hologram Correct.
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: There's definitely a clone. Sinestro is 2016. Sinestro is during
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 2: the Rushville thing. His 2016 pops up as he's going
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 2: to visit the planet he's locked up on. Which is
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: why when he comes back, he's like, you're not going
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 2: to ask where I was? And he's just like, I'm
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 2: not your fucking mother, but alright.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 5: But he also says he's been gone for two weeks. Okay,
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 5: can I go through my Pepe?
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, we also don't know how long it takes
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 2: for them to get to planet to planet.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: So, Lady Mandalore do her Pepe Sylvia.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 5: My Pepe Sylvia. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, episode one.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 1: There is no Carol in HR.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 5: There is no Carol in HR. Please pay attention. I
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 5: speak quickly and I mean the things that I say.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 5: Hal shows up two weeks late. It takes two weeks
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 5: for him to meet up with John. John is pissed.
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 5: They're in the car talking. Oh, how come you're not mad?
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 5: I'd be mad. I haven't been here for two weeks. Oh,
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 5: I was up in a planet helping them win a
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 5: civil war and I got into all this debauchery and
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 5: fun and I'm hungover. No, Hal don't get fucking hungover.
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 5: That's some fucking lame baby drink type shit. He don't
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 5: get fucking hungover. He knows how to handle his liquor
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 5: and drink his water. The other thing is the hologram
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 5: that Hal doesn't fucking know about when he comes back to, what?
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 4: What? What?
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 5: You didn't smoke weed, you drank. That don't have nothing
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 5: to do with your memory, my good friend. Which also
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 5: goes to, wait.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 2: Well, he doesn't back it. He's supposed to back it
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 2: up every week. He hasn't backed it up in 10 years.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 5: Correct.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 5: You still remember the last, listen, look.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: That means the last time he backed it up, the
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 1: Rushville shit was just starting.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 5: Correct.
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 1: And then whatever the shit was going on with the Guardians.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 2: I'm going to.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 1: Back this up for proof because these motherfuckers is all something.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 2: The hologram only knows what he is given, which is
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 2: that and sentry duty, which is why he doesn't even
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: know who John is, but knows to keep an eye
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 2: on Rushville. Hal also doesn't fill out paperwork, we found out.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 1: Hal doesn't fill out paperwork. He doesn't do any backups.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 1: He doesn't report.
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 5: Which is what I think got him in trouble with
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 5: this goddamn ring. The fake Hal giving John that ring
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 5: and making that hologram pop up. Because he wasn't looking
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 5: for the hologram to pop up. He was just going
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 5: to take John and do fuck all. Who knows what
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 5: the hell he was going to do with him. But
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 5: they all went on this journey because of the hologram.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 5: popping up and triggering him to go find this manhunter
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 5: i don't know who that motherfucker is that's that's posing
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 5: as hal but that is not fucking hell that is
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 5: it's weird it's weird plus he tried to kill him
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 5: on top of that and all the little bits of
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 5: memory pieces that are not in place in that should
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 5: be in place.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 1: Something clearly something clearly is happening on all fronts like
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 1: we've we've gotten John. We got John together. We know
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 1: what's happening there.
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 5: I mean John's the only constant.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But Hal. By this point in the story. You're
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 1: starting to realize that. Hal isn't just being a dick.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 1: For the sake of being a dick. He's. He's. He's
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 1: using it to his advantage because he's just like, yeah,
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 1: they're expecting me to be a dick. Might as well
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 1: use it because he's not dumb. He's nowhere near the way.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 1: He's not oblivious to anything. He is smart. He's just like,
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 1: they're expecting me to be an asshole. So I'm going
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 1: to play to that. I'll play to being an asshole
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: and still get the information because let's be honest, everything
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 1: he's being an asshole about, he ended up being right about.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 1: Every step of the way. Outside of trying to figure
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 1: out who the Manhunter was, and even then, he figured
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 1: that out. Because him and John were in the car
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 1: before the car crashed. He was like, Zoe's the Manhunter.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 1: And John was like, I had, I had, I had
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 1: pause to think she was. I wasn't sure. He's like, Junior,
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 1: that was your gut. He's like, you could have told me.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 1: He's more pissed no one told him opposed to John
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 1: keeping it to himself. But they both had their reasons why.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 1: They're really the same person on different sides of the coin.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 1: There's a reason why Hal is playing stuff close to
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 1: the chest. There's a reason why John is playing stuff
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: close to the chest. They're in cop mode. But they
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 1: just operate different. This is why this is a good
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 1: true detective slash buddy cop type situation because they're just like, yeah,
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 1: I'm getting a new recruit. I don't want a new recruit.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 1: I don't need a new recruit. That means you're going
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 1: to get somebody else to do the job That I
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 1: really don't want to do. But I'm good at what
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 1: I do. It's just I have to work for you assholes.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, what was the... We haven't seen any of
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 2: the conversation Hal has had with the Guardians or how
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 2: they've been telling him this info. Yeah, you won't, probably.
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 2: They've just been sneak-telling John stuff, and it's just like, yeah,
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 2: he's technically fired. We just ain't told him yet. Next
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 2: time you put the ring on, say the oath, and
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 2: it'll transfer to you. And I'm like, that... How about
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 2: you just give me one? Why I gotta do all...
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 2: Why the black... I done told you, but my mom
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 2: has been telling me about black food for 20 years.
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 2: Why I gotta steal it? Like, it's... And then... We
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 2: get all the bullshit in Episode 5. I was not
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 2: expecting him to go full Mortal Kombat and just rip
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 2: Zoe's heart out. But yeah, it ices out. She's a Manhunter,
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 2: and then he gives him the ring. It's like, hey,
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 2: grab your friends, grab your shit, and please go home.
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 2: And clearly, not taking the ring put his dad in
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 2: a mental institution, because next episode... I'm so curious. How
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 2: did Guy Gardner get the ring?
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 1: So there's a scene that happens in episode five that
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 1: I'm glad got answered. There's a scene after all the
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 1: shit unfolded. The whole battle went down and everything else.
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 1: There's a scene where John is walking by a little
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 1: girl and obviously her mother and dead father. And she
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 1: gives the little girl a watch. And they're very on.
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I've never seen these people. Don't know who
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 1: these people are.
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 5: I thought they were at the taco stand that Hal
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 5: was at.
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 1: They might have been, but there wasn't... You know how
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 1: you see a scene and you're like, why is that
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 1: camera focused so long?
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 2: On them. Yeah, the little girl.
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 1: And then you find out in episode six, you find
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 1: out that that little girl now works at the diner. Which,
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 1: by the way, nobody decided to leave this fucking town?
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 2: At all?
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 1: Like... I mean, where are you going? I mean, ain't
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 1: much else going on. Where are you going? Save you
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 1: with a little money and get the hell out of there.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 4: Where are you going? A gallivant to you.
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. And she is the waitress that's now
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 1: working at the diner. And she happens to be there
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 1: when John is at home. And I want to say
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 1: they might be back in Detroit. That's what I want
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 1: to say. And it might be back in Detroit. But
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 1: him and his brother Marcus are working together creating panic
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 1: rooms for the rich and wealthy due to the events
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 1: that happened in Superman.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 5: Or a panic city.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 1: Panic cities. Underground panic cities and stuff.
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 2: Areas for the actual towns people to take out between
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 2: Rushville and then Superman which this is now after. Whatever
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 2: Batman has gone through in these last couple years.
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 1: So you have John, and he's running game. He's getting
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 1: the ear of everybody. And him and his brother Marcus,
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 1: who he's actually getting along with, are trying to close
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 1: this deal. Then that's when he gets the call from
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 1: Sheriff King. You need to come back to Rushville. This
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 1: spins back to episode one, where they close the episode
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 1: with Sheriff King and John looking at a dead Hal
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 1: Jordan in the football field. Now we're getting to that
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 1: part of the episode. Now we're in current time, and
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 1: they're trying to figure out what happened to Hal. Who
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 1: did it? Why did it happen? John goes back to
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 1: Rushfield because he gets a call from his mother saying, hey,
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 1: I've been talking to Hal. And he's got her listed
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 1: as Bernadette in his phone, not his mom.
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 2: That is Michael and Joseph.
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah, I've been talking to Hal for
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 1: the past couple of years. He went to prison.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 2: He got out.
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 1: He's been writing letters, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 1: wants to apologize. What? So he goes there. Hal is
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 1: in the diner eating pancakes. And he said, my mom,
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 1: I heard you been talking to Bernadette. He's like, man,
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 1: you calling her Bernadette now? What's your mother? He's going
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 1: through the whole thing. He said, yeah, she says she
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 1: want to apologize. I don't want to apologize to her.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 1: Once again, John is pissed. Like, we still doing this
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 1: gaslighting shit. I came out here because I've been told
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 1: that you want to apologize. My mother said it. And
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 1: somebody's lying. Somebody is lying. What brought him out there?
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 1: You know, so he gets out there. Hal is doing
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 1: this shit. He said, look, I did my time. I
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 1: took the fall. just got out not too long ago, blah, blah, blah.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 1: He says, he said, I know he's like, I'm not
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 1: the only killer that's sitting at this table. And, and
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 1: John gets pissed, punches and breaks his nose. And then
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 1: mind you, the little waitress is sitting outside. She seen
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 1: John walk in. Ain't nobody else really in this diner. So,
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 1: and then Hal turns around and he looks at John
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 1: with fear. In concerning, he says, hey, whatever you do,
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 1: do not tell anybody you came back here. And I
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 1: mean anybody. And then that's when he's leaving and he
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 1: goes back home only to get another call saying, this
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 1: motherfucker dead. So now you got to turn back around. Now,
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 1: if he's in Detroit and that's in Nebraska, that's a
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 1: 17-hour drive. I just said Nebraska. I did the Google
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 1: map search.
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I know.
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 1: Rushville ain't real, but I know to travel from Detroit
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 1: to Nebraska is 17 hours. That's not a pretty drive.
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 1: We're talking about a guy who has a steel wheel
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 1: resolve and has sat for three months practically no sleep
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 1: waiting on somebody. So who knows? Maybe he can stay
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 1: up for 17 hours and drive back and forth. Who knows?
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe. Maybe.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 5: There's there's something about that whole scenario that just screams
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 5: set up yeah but but it would start with his
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 5: mother yeah not and i don't know if that was
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 5: actually his mother you know what i.
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 1: Mean that part that part.
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 5: Because that's that's weird she don't fucking care about how
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 5: in his fucking field well they have been talking but
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 5: i don't i don't buy that shit either that is such.
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 1: Something something's off And I'm like you later, Miller. Something
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 1: is off. Somebody said something. Like I said, there's so
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 1: much gaslighting going on. You don't know if Hal actually
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 1: told her to say that and he didn't mean it.
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 1: Or you don't know if that's not even her that
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 1: said it, you know, because it's coming over the phone.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 1: It could have been Liana's ass. Who knows?
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 5: Who knows?
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 1: Who knows?
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 5: So much weird shit going on.
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 2: It all feels... It felt weird immediately. Because, like, what
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 2: do you mean he got out for 10 years? He
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 2: went to jail for 10 years. Which, how did that work? Hey,
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 2: thanks for, like, stopping this alien that was technically holding
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 2: everyone hostage. You get to do time. Like, y'all didn't
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 2: investigate this city. Y'all didn't... Like, what was the cover
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 2: of you would think in, in this, or no, it's 2016.
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 1: So I don't think we had one in this Academy.
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 1: Like Dark Elise said, driving that long in a GMC's
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 1: truck and not staffing for gas or the bathroom, that
• 2:08:08
  Speaker 1: man's prostate is screaming.
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 2: He was a Marine sniper, so patience.
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 1: He was holding strong.
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 2: He was holding strong. I'm sure he's got his family cup.
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 1: In the car. He said he has ways.
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 2: He probably drinks it again when he's done in his room. Dude.
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 4: He's my family right here.
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 2: Remember when he was on the sniper mission, he was
• 2:08:37
  Speaker 2: Hakuna Matata. I survived off bugs and mud. He has
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 2: a whole Cotton Hill war story in there.
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 4: At least he got his knees.
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 2: Man. Look, Hal tried to take him out. He's like,
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 2: oh no, you can't walk.
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Junior.
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 2: You can be the first lantern in an imaginary wheelchair.
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 2: It's Charles Xavier in reverse. that yeah the whole thing
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 2: you did 10 years for the wrong crime and all
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 2: of a sudden you now want to become a model
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 2: citizen and you're friends with my mother and you're scared
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 2: for who the fuck is this right like like i'd
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 2: be in there cursing out everyone on the daily and
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 2: potentially plotting my own escape or something but i've also
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 2: noticed in this dc when you do wrong you don't
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 2: die they send you off somewhere like Peacemaker is behind
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 2: a portal somewhere. Bizarro is behind a portal somewhere. Hal
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 2: is potentially swapped out and behind a portal somewhere. Because
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 2: someone also broke out Sinestro. And he definitely wants his revenge.
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 2: It won't just do a shot to the head. It
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 2: won't do. I think Hal we just killed off is
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 2: a Cadmus clone that knows he's a clone. Because I'll
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 2: give him that. Young Justice did that very well with
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 2: people who know that their entire life is a lie.
• 2:09:53
  Speaker 2: Minus Speedy. He went through five years of trauma.
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 1: That man did not have a chance. I was like,
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 1: stop torturing this man.
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 2: And then had the most toxic baby mother in the
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 2: entire show in Cheshire. But yeah, then we have a little.
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 1: Hey, nobody's got it worse than Bruce. Let's just put
• 2:10:11
  Speaker 1: it that way. Bruce has the worst baby mama in history.
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 2: And I need season five.
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 1: Here's your kid. He's eight to ten years old. I've
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 1: raised him. You take him now. He's asking too much
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 1: about you.
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 2: That's why we need season five. There are two of
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 2: Bruce's children on that island we need to deal with,
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 2: and we just have not addressed that. There is a
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 2: kidnapped Jason and another kid that just became born. But yeah,
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 2: we also have the houseplant that I definitely would have
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 2: fed that little white girl, too, because I'm like, you're
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 2: going to stop. For a second, she said, we're not racist,
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 2: followed by reparations. I'm like, yeah.
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 1: Look, that part....
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 2: I got your money. Go to my crib. Look under
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 2: the mat. Get the key. It's right under the house plane.
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 2: He doesn't bite. Don't worry. Feed me, Seymour.
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, she's like racist. We're not racist. I'm looking for reparations.
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know what?
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, bitch.
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 1: Let me introduce you to Earl. Let me introduce you
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 1: to Earl. Who is Earl? Oh, you about to find out.
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 2: Feed me, Seymour. For real.
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 1: That line alone and the way she's trying to blackmail him. Like,
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 1: I need $ 350, 000. I said, that's a very specific number.
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 1: And what makes you think you need that much money
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 1: to get out of this? Here's $ 100. Get on a
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 1: bus and figure it out.
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 2: Honestly, do like Jean Grey in that movie. But yeah,
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 2: so they have this. We meet Guy in this episode.
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 2: I guess he is... I'm curious how he got the
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 2: ring and what they told him. Like, hey, the last
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 2: guy gave you a pretty shitty reputation because he has
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 2: a light to try and do good.
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 1: I would like to see how he gets the ring,
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 1: but like, John gives him that line. He says, everything
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 1: you got is because I didn't take it. Mic drop.
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 5: The silence from the man that don't shut.
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 1: Up from the blackest part of my soul I was like.
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 5: You got my leftovers hooker how it feel to be
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 5: third and I really like Nathan Fillion as an actor
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 5: and everything he does when that was said I'm like
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 5: damn that hit different Fresh spray out of a McDonald's.
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 1: That's that McDonald's spray, Chris.
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 2: But also, the cop talking about her and Hal fell
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 2: in love. And I'm like, this bitch looks like Conrad
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 2: Murray on trial. Ain't been able to force one tear
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 2: out of her face. This entire... He's trying to tell
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 2: this sob story about... oh, we were in love, and
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 2: I can't believe he's gone. I'm like, you look like
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 2: you want to cry on cue, but can't. I don't
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 2: know if this is a you problem or the actor's problem.
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 1: It seems so far out.
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 5: She didn't even cry when her dad died. That is impersonal.
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 5: She knew Zoe needed to go, that's why.
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 4: But that's what I'm saying.
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 1: She was more playing the role of like, I'm doing
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 1: this for Zoe, but really, I don't know what the
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 1: fuck I'm doing in this town, but just keeping shit quiet.
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm... Some go down, call the sheriff. I
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 1: gotta stop making my meatloaf and go handle this.
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 2: Why did Hal's voicemail not work, or the voice note
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 2: he left not work for the cube, but then the
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 2: recording coming from the shit talk?
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 1: I think it was by chance what the recording said.
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 1: Or what Hallegram actually said. Not so much the whole
• 2:13:58
  Speaker 1: buttercup line. But that's episode seven.
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 2: Keep that but but also you've been living amongst the
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 2: people who you hurt for how long and nobody came
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 2: and killed you sooner like they just yeah people slam
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 2: doors in his face they didn't shoot everyone had a
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 2: gun it looked like the end of that south park
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 2: season we're just like why didn't we have these sooner
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 2: like literally everyone was packing heat you're telling me nobody
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 2: was like how jordan's in town and also you left
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 2: that big ass mansion to come live in this tiny
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 2: ass shack.
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just seeing Spartan. He was like, hey. Oh,
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 1: he didn't. Oh, okay. I was like, wait, Spartan ain't here?
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute.
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 1: He's talking about at the job. I was like, okay. But, yeah, I,
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 1: which is leading into seven. We're going to talk about
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 1: seven on Thursday. But there's a lot that's going on. Like,
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 1: the minute they wrap up the bow on one, I
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 1: don't even want to say plot line. but one scenario
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 1: of things, there's a whole nother thing that's unfolding. And
• 2:15:06
  Speaker 1: we're just like, yo, what do you mean? And like
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 1: guy tells him, he's like, yeah, his ring is decommissioned.
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 1: Crafted him a new one.
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 5: It feels like the underlying theme for all of this
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 5: or bad guy has been the guardians or the green
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 5: lantern core itself. That's what feels.
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 1: Like it's flawed. It's a flaw. It's a flawed system.
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 1: Because the guardians are flawed. They don't think they are.
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 1: Because even when John gave that ring back, he was like,
• 2:15:38
  Speaker 1: and he got the crystallized heart and gave it to Leon.
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 1: He was like, well, she was like, what's in the bag?
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 1: Your sins. Deal with it. And she's so much as like, oh,
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 1: we make mistakes. Bitch, you killed. Millions possibly with these things.
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? How many other planets has
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 2: a John on it is my question. Are y'all going
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 2: planet to planet like Star-Lord's dad and just set up
• 2:16:08
  Speaker 2: the same circumstances and let's see how this plays out?
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 2: I would not be shocked at that being a future
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 2: story of like, oh, they literally did this to me
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 2: and I didn't turn out like this.
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was going to say that. He didn't want
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 5: that mansion. It was gifted to him, but he didn't
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 5: really want it. I want to know where the fucking
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 5: plant came from. That's my whole shit.
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 1: Where did the plant come from?
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, he is a space explorer and there is
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 2: all kinds of crazy shit. For all we know, that's
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 2: a poison ivy, baby. Maybe that's... What is the plant's...
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 2: What is J.B. Spoo's name? Oh, Frank?
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's Frank.
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's Frank's kid. I was waiting on it to
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 2: be named. I was like, please be Frank because that
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 2: is such a hilarious setup if that's him.
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 1: But see, that's the thing. Like Dark Elite said, that
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 1: mansion was empty. It looked nice, but it was empty.
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 1: But that ran-down shack he had, he had all those
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 1: affirmations and everything. Because Hal said it. He said, doing
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 1: this job, you're alone. You have no one. And when
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 1: John was asking him about it, when they were tunneling
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 1: through the Klan bunker, and he said, oh, my dad died.
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 1: And he's like, and your mom? Oh, she died of cancer.
• 2:17:29
  Speaker 1: He has no one. Wait, so he's like, so I
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 1: already have, I'm an orphan, I'm quote unquote an orphan,
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 1: so I don't have any ties. You know, so he said,
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 1: and you're just like, wow, you essentially would be alone
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 1: doing that job because of the rules. and the regulations
• 2:17:50
  Speaker 1: that the guardians are giving you. You can't do this.
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 1: That's why he kept going against the code. I'm from Earth.
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 5: And who were they to stop him?
• 2:18:01
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 5: At no turn have they ever stopped him.
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 1: You gifted me a ring to protect people, but you
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 1: want me to, This is my sector. You said this
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 1: is my sector. Earth is part of my sector. You're
• 2:18:16
  Speaker 1: telling me not to protect the people of Earth? Extraterrestrial threats.
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 1: There's stuff I can help. I'm going against the grain.
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 2: Only thing he seemed to follow was not killing because
• 2:18:30
  Speaker 2: he definitely wanted Zoe alive to rub in their faces
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 2: and be like, now clean your shit up. You're welcome. Again. So.
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 1: Before we get out of here, because we got episode
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 1: 7 on Thursday, for those that missed it, hey kids,
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 1: your favorite breakfast pastries are back. With famous flavors such
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 1: as Jack Daniels and tossed salad and scrambled eggs, we
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 1: now have Barely There Vanilla, the pop start that is
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 1: practically not there. You can almost taste it. You can
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 1: almost see it. You can almost enjoy it. Gone for
• 2:19:07
  Speaker 1: 90 days? No problem. Still on the roll call? That's
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 1: the spirit. And when it's time to vote? Who needs
• 2:19:17
  Speaker 1: a flavor when you've got a voting record? Barely there, Vanilla.
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 1: You can almost believe it's breakfast. The 90-day absence and
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 1: voting references should be verified against a specific congressman's documented
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 1: record before release. And here we go. Right out the gate.
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 1: You know how funny it was?
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 6: I remember that our gang episode and Spanky said.
• 2:19:44
  Speaker 1: I don't like mush. Now, Lady Mandalore, I told you
• 2:19:52
  Speaker 1: we were coming out the gate.
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
• 2:19:55
  Speaker 1: I'm taking a cue from you. I'm releasing all the ammo.
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 1: Don't put that on me. Don't put that on me, sir.
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 5: I would have made it an orange Pop-Tart.
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 1: The other two I'm working on, if I get the time,
• 2:20:09
  Speaker 1: those other two are going to be fine.
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 2: We've been hanging out at Kira's over the break, if
• 2:20:13
  Speaker 2: y'all haven't seen the streams.
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 1: So, since we're here now, we're close.
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 5: Tastes like steamed broccoli. I saw that from Dark Elite.
• 2:20:28
  Speaker 5: Tastes like steamed carrots. Baby food.
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 1: Tastes like vegetable.
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 2: Nom, nom, nom. Oh my God.
• 2:20:37
  Speaker 1: Lady Mandalore. Talk to the people.
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 4: What it is.
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 5: How are y'all? I am your lovely Lady Mandalore. You
• 2:20:43
  Speaker 5: can find me on Sundays at 7 p.m. Eastern Standard
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 5: Time on YouTube and Twitch, where I bring to the
• 2:20:50
  Speaker 5: forefront your Black independent comics. Please stick around. I actually
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 5: have a review coming up of this young lady's lovely comic.
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 1: This is M.
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 5: Shy Dash's Fumes, issue number two. It's heat. It is heat.
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 5: If you'd like to tune in, actually check out the
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 5: review that I've done. It's over on Instagram of Fumes
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 5: Issue 1. Fan tab, you fucking lust. I also will
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 5: be streaming my video game run on Fridays at 8
• 2:21:27
  Speaker 5: o'clock p.m. Eastern time. And since it will be October
• 2:21:33
  Speaker 5: by the time that happens, I am going to be
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 5: I'm going to play a scary game.
• 2:21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah! Let it play out last.
• 2:21:44
  Speaker 1: Speaking of that, happy birthday to Geek by Heart.
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday, lady!
• 2:21:49
  Speaker 1: We're walking into the spooky season, so happy birthday.
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 5: I don't want to play a scary game, but.
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do it. Play Little Nightmares. You'll be fine.
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 1: I think that's one of Lainey's favorites.
• 2:22:05
  Speaker 5: I don't want to play. I got to play a real.
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 5: Those are scary enough. I got to play a real
• 2:22:12
  Speaker 5: scary game.
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Tafari.
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, still making skits, still streaming. I'm working on a
• 2:22:23
  Speaker 2: new video, but I have to keep pushing it back
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 2: because the script keeps changing because life keeps changing.
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 1: You can catch me. You can.
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 2: Nah, man, I've been trying to write this damn Grim
• 2:22:32
  Speaker 2: Reaper joke, and then it's like, well, fuck, now I
• 2:22:34
  Speaker 2: gotta work in a new name, because... This motherfucker is
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 2: hitting all the wrong targets. Yeah, so be on the
• 2:22:42
  Speaker 2: lookout for that, hopefully by the 1st of October when
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 2: I remind you all rent is due. You can catch
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 2: me here on all platforms. You can also catch me here-gaming.
• 2:22:53
  Speaker 2: I'm gearing up for my own scary streams since October
• 2:22:56
  Speaker 2: begins at the end of this week. I'll be doing
• 2:22:58
  Speaker 2: Outlast on Friday. I was recently allowed to borrow a
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 2: copy of Luigi's Mansion. I'll be running through. I have
• 2:23:05
  Speaker 2: wolverine that i picked up today thank you to my
• 2:23:08
  Speaker 2: generous people who watch me play things i also and
• 2:23:13
  Speaker 2: grab my little black book so there's some things in
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 2: here um dead space and other stuff now before we
• 2:23:20
  Speaker 2: bring out the man of god known as the reverend
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 2: navy uh no but like seriously um right after No,
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 2: but seriously, I want to let Navy speak his piece
• 2:23:30
  Speaker 2: because right after we went off air last time, shout
• 2:23:35
  Speaker 2: out Lizzie who brought it to our attention. Especially given
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 2: the shit going on this week. There was a situation
• 2:23:40
  Speaker 2: brought to our attention. Navy made a video. I shared it.
• 2:23:45
  Speaker 2: That person saw it, which bought the community of time
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 2: to rally around that person. Y'all helped us potentially cause
• 2:23:54
  Speaker 2: or prevent temporary feelings from becoming a permanent action, so
• 2:23:58
  Speaker 2: just Kudos to everybody involved.
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 1: Kudos, Unc.
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 2: Just glad that we have fostered a community where, most importantly,
• 2:24:04
  Speaker 2: y'all saw something, so y'all said something. And that's just
• 2:24:08
  Speaker 2: what we talk about. That's what we mean when we
• 2:24:10
  Speaker 2: talk about looking out for each other, because we are
• 2:24:12
  Speaker 2: all we have in these spaces. Take it away, Rev.
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't... Well.
• 2:24:20
  Speaker 2: If and when we do the transition, Captain.
• 2:24:23
  Speaker 5: Cap said he had to step away for two seconds.
• 2:24:26
  Speaker 2: I was doing a good setup, too. Keep going.
• 2:24:29
  Speaker 4: He don't ask to do the transition.
• 2:24:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, yeah. Thank y'all for bringing that to our
• 2:24:34
  Speaker 2: attention and actually potentially saving a life that was actually...
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 2: I appreciate that y'all felt comfortable enough turning to us
• 2:24:42
  Speaker 2: in a moment like that and the fact that we
• 2:24:44
  Speaker 2: have fostered People who can look at us that way
• 2:24:46
  Speaker 2: in a community that we can in turn look at
• 2:24:49
  Speaker 2: in the same light and just be continue to be
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 2: that village. It is if we laugh and goof and
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 2: joke a lot here. But like in all seriousness, man,
• 2:24:59
  Speaker 2: we we very much love you all for watching us
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  Speaker 2: and we want to make sure everybody is OK.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, what is it?
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  Speaker 5: Don't let the bastards get you down.
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  Speaker 1: Nope.
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  Speaker 2: Basically, I think it was just life overall getting to...
• 2:25:14
  Speaker 2: I don't want to put their stuff out there, but
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  Speaker 2: I think life was just getting to life on this person.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't think anybody reached him, so Lizzie messaged me,
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  Speaker 2: and I think Ann Navy was like, hey, if any
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  Speaker 2: of y'all can get in touch with this individual. I tried.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't work. But then Navy made his post, and then
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  Speaker 2: she saw it through my page, which I guess by
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  Speaker 2: the time she got through, her comments got flooded. It
• 2:25:36
  Speaker 2: was like, hey, can you talk to us? Or... Can
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  Speaker 2: we do anything for you? And she's actually in a
• 2:25:44
  Speaker 2: much better space now. So she is, it's not just
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  Speaker 2: the two to four hours we're on here. We are
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  Speaker 2: very much these people in real life.
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  Speaker 6: It's, it's, it's always heartening when you see the community
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  Speaker 6: come together. We put our petty grievances aside and the, the, the,
• 2:26:03
  Speaker 6: the insults and the, and just the hating just long
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  Speaker 6: enough to understand that we're still human underneath.
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  Speaker 4: All of this finery that we regale ourself in.
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  Speaker 6: And it's always good to see the genuine light of
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  Speaker 6: humanity pop up.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Oh, I got here with transitions.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: It's always good to see humanity come out. And, and
• 2:26:27
  Speaker 4: I will tell this, and I've been saying this here lately,
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  Speaker 4: and I've been doing some videos as here as of late,
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  Speaker 4: protect your humanity.
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  Speaker 1: Peace.
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  Speaker 4: Protect your energy. Protect your peace. Do not let just
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  Speaker 4: anybody inside of your sanctum sanctorum. You have a village.
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  Speaker 6: You have a chosen family that you have cultivated and
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  Speaker 6: brought together. And I'm blessed for the people that I
• 2:26:51
  Speaker 6: brought together. This incredible group of folks that I call family, friends,
• 2:26:56
  Speaker 6: and mutuals all day, every day. We have this thing.
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 6: We will reach out to each other anytime we need anything.
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  Speaker 6: We also have our senses to know, hey, Lady Mandalore
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  Speaker 6: is going through something.
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  Speaker 4: Let me check in on her and see if she's OK.
• 2:27:09
  Speaker 6: Hey, Tafar, I haven't heard from him. Let me see
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  Speaker 6: what's going on with him. You have people in your
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 6: circle that are like that. They treat you that way.
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  Speaker 4: Return that.
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  Speaker 6: OK, because in this day and age, mental health is
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 6: challenged beyond all measure. So we got to keep it together.
• 2:27:26
  Speaker 6: We got to keep it together.
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  Speaker 5: It's the fucking squid games of mental health right now.
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  Speaker 4: That part. We don't want it to be the battle
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  Speaker 4: royale of emotions right now.
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  Speaker 1: Especially in our community where the outside world is like,
• 2:27:40
  Speaker 1: look here, we have to turn around and say, fuck you.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. Protect each other. Protect each other.
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  Speaker 1: Protect yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Protect each other, yourself, your brothers, your sisters, especially black women.
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  Speaker 2: It's very much get behind me right now. It's So
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad we could rally around that sister in time.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Navy, where can we find you?
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  Speaker 6: Well, if you are that weird and you want to
• 2:28:10
  Speaker 6: see what I'm doing, which makes you sort of a masochist,
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  Speaker 6: I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't we just say not to be self-goddamn deprecating?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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  Speaker 2: What did we just say? I did say beyond the jokes,
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  Speaker 2: we're good people.
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  Speaker 5: See, see? Find it. Find yourself.
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  Speaker 6: Find myself every day and I laugh. Anyway, if you
• 2:28:38
  Speaker 6: all know what's going on, please hit me up on
• 2:28:40
  Speaker 6: social media. I'm on TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, on threads.
• 2:28:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm on threads. Shocking as it sounds.
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  Speaker 5: You have fun.
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  Speaker 1: It's better than the dark police.
• 2:28:50
  Speaker 2: Don't worry. They got me too.
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 4: Yo, it's been wild.
• 2:28:53
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to lie. I will be doing my
• 2:28:55
  Speaker 6: recap of Dragon Con here very soon. I had to
• 2:28:57
  Speaker 6: make sure that my schedule... Mouse out because now it's
• 2:29:00
  Speaker 6: building up again. Planning for Blur Conest around the corner.
• 2:29:04
  Speaker 6: I've got Exotica next month. I've got Pax Unplugged in December.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be doing guests.
• 2:29:09
  Speaker 6: I'll be special guests at Page in January on my
• 2:29:11
  Speaker 6: birthday weekend once again.
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  Speaker 4: And little stuff in between.
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 6: So if you are out there and you have just
• 2:29:18
  Speaker 6: you're trying to ask yourself the question.
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 4: If you want to live life, live. Don't stay home
• 2:29:22
  Speaker 4: if you don't have to. Go take a walk. Go
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 4: enjoy the sunshine. Go be amongst your people.
• 2:29:28
  Speaker 5: Quit your job.
• 2:29:32
  Speaker 4: You need money to have those hobbies so make sure you.
• 2:29:34
  Speaker 6: Don't quit your job just yet okay make sure a
• 2:29:38
  Speaker 6: motherfucker got a replacement first okay and then quit your job.
• 2:29:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah have that have that next one lined up first.
• 2:29:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah don't don't Don't be foolish like some of these
• 2:29:50
  Speaker 1: TikTokers or so-called influencers that thought they were going to
• 2:29:53
  Speaker 1: get the money bag. Like, no.
• 2:29:55
  Speaker 2: You need money for video games.
• 2:29:57
  Speaker 6: Man, I got in that delusion a long time ago.
• 2:29:59
  Speaker 6: And to be on topic with everyone else, I'm going
• 2:30:01
  Speaker 6: to stream on Sundays and I'm going to play Shadow Man,
• 2:30:04
  Speaker 6: which originally was on Nintendo 64, but I have it
• 2:30:07
  Speaker 6: on PC. So I'm going to go back to the
• 2:30:09
  Speaker 6: beginning and we're going to go through hell and we're
• 2:30:12
  Speaker 6: going to take out the serial killers and we're just
• 2:30:14
  Speaker 6: going to just Try and save everybody one voodoo spell
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 6: at a time.
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  Speaker 1: Works for me. Works for me. Oh, it's your favorite
• 2:30:25
  Speaker 1: captain of everybody's favorite pirate ship.
• 2:30:29
  Speaker 2: Why are you saying like that?
• 2:30:30
  Speaker 1: Hey, look, I have been anxious to get us back
• 2:30:37
  Speaker 1: up in the air. And I'm glad I did it
• 2:30:39
  Speaker 1: because a lot of people were just like, oh, God,
• 2:30:41
  Speaker 1: thank God. And I'm like, yes. It seems like when
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 1: we're on the air, the shit, it tames down. When
• 2:30:47
  Speaker 1: we're off, this timeline is weird. Are we like the
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 1: Legends of Tomorrow now? I don't know. No, no.
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 5: They got canceled after two seasons.
• 2:30:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
• 2:30:58
  Speaker 4: I'll be Captain Adam.
• 2:31:02
  Speaker 1: It seems like when we're not on air, that's when
• 2:31:04
  Speaker 1: the shit unfolds. And I'm like, okay, we can't stay
• 2:31:07
  Speaker 1: on 24-7, but we got to have a break. Just
• 2:31:12
  Speaker 1: need to talk to Grim Reaper.
• 2:31:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like, here.
• 2:31:14
  Speaker 1: Here's some glasses. You can have mine. I got an
• 2:31:16
  Speaker 1: extra pair. Damn.
• 2:31:17
  Speaker 5: Lasix, motherfucker.
• 2:31:18
  Speaker 1: Lasix. Damn. I'm like, you missed. The wrong 80-year-old. You missed.
• 2:31:26
  Speaker 5: You're worse than the Crips and Compton.
• 2:31:29
  Speaker 1: Good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 2:31:36
  Speaker 1: Thank you, everybody, for tuning in and showing up. And
• 2:31:39
  Speaker 1: shout-out to Bama and Dark Elite Eric and Christy Love
• 2:31:42
  Speaker 1: and a few others that popped in. Thank you for
• 2:31:44
  Speaker 1: tuning in. Season premiere. We will be back Thursday at
• 2:31:51
  Speaker 1: 8 p.m. Eastern, YouTube and Twitch. We will be talking
• 2:31:54
  Speaker 1: about Episode 7 of Lanterns and gearing up for 8 because,
• 2:32:00
  Speaker 1: good God almighty, we don't know what to expect at
• 2:32:03
  Speaker 1: this point. And I see why HBO gets all the
• 2:32:07
  Speaker 1: Emmy nominations. They got good pick. If they're going to
• 2:32:13
  Speaker 1: do anything, it's pick a good drama. That's for damn sure.
• 2:32:17
  Speaker 1: So with that being said, remember to educate yourself and others,
• 2:32:21
  Speaker 1: entertain yourself and others, and most of all, encourage yourself
• 2:32:25
  Speaker 1: and others. I'm Chris Fury with this wonderful band of crews.
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Laney. Happy birthday. Shout out to Roxy Hayes.
• 2:32:34
  Speaker 1: I got you covered. The way we, it's something, it's
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 1: like we, basically, in so many words, we've seen a
• 2:32:42
  Speaker 1: video where Idris Elba and Justice Smith wearing Idris Elba's
• 2:32:46
  Speaker 1: doing his DJ thing. You know how they do like
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 1: the DJ thing in an apartment. And it was a
• 2:32:50
  Speaker 1: woman getting it in and we swore up and down
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 1: and like, is that Roxy? We could not see her face.
• 2:32:56
  Speaker 5: I don't care. That's Roxy to the day.
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 1: Like, we thought it was.
• 2:33:00
  Speaker 5: That's Roxy.
• 2:33:02
  Speaker 1: She was built like her, was moving like her. Like,
• 2:33:04
  Speaker 1: Roxy likes to dance. And I had to text her.
• 2:33:07
  Speaker 5: The outfit was the same. I've seen her wear something
• 2:33:09
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 2:33:12
  Speaker 1: I told her, I texted her, I said, tell me
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 1: this isn't you in the same room with Idris. And
• 2:33:17
  Speaker 1: she was like, I wish.
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 2: I knew it wasn't off rip, but I'm like, there's
• 2:33:22
  Speaker 2: no winning the second I enter this conversation.
• 2:33:24
  Speaker 5: We knew you knew.
• 2:33:30
  Speaker 1: That's right. He went radio silent. He was like.
• 2:33:34
  Speaker 2: So mayhem mayhem is like, yeah, look over there. I'm
• 2:33:38
  Speaker 2: not here.
• 2:33:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Tune in Tuesdays, Thursdays, 8 p.m. Eastern, YouTube, Twitch.
• 2:33:45
  Speaker 1: We will be back this Thursday to talk about more
• 2:33:47
  Speaker 1: cool shit like lanterns and so much more that's been
• 2:33:50
  Speaker 1: going on. We will see you guys later. Be nice
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 1: to yourself and others. Don't be a dick, as Spartan
• 2:33:56
  Speaker 1: would say, and we'll all be cool. And mental health
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 1: is most important, as Lord of Culture, a.k.a. the Chaos Demon,
• 2:34:02
  Speaker 1: would say. And what would Shoko say? Read your slice
• 2:34:07
  Speaker 1: of life anime. Watch a slice of life anime. Fuck Tabby.
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 1: Fuck Tabby.
• 2:34:11
  Speaker 4: Fuck Tabby.