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Episode 1637 - Ari Shaffir · Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

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[SPEAKER_01]: Sit back relax, and have a bucket, dress, dress, dress.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, I'm drinking brooms kids Tuesday afternoon booze in here in Austin, taxes, having some hard AF sellers, having some laughs, having some good times here, and our good friend, Ari Chiffier is here round of applause.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What up dog?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Ari, what up?
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[SPEAKER_03]: What up?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What up, son?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Give your favorite flavor.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I do, I do, it's the green apple.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Mine is different than everybody else's.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't tell you why.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's almost sexual, man.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, some of you do it differently.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm 18% gay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right, right, right, right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm 18% gay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And it's gonna, that's what I'm just gonna grow.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, over time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I don't, have we ever heard this conversation?
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, I love gay sex scenes in movies.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I love it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nothing makes me laugh harder.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nothing in this world makes me laugh harder than gay sex scenes and I'll go dark with you the audience knows this So you're you're gonna be sitting in this is I went and saw true story broke back mountain okay opening nights On sunset at the center Ramadan
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, nice.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Huge.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you don't need that much high res by myself.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Petty.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I went by myself.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not kidding.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I got popcorn.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did you know what her I got goobers everything?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know but I was hoping to do right.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was hoping when when he's spitting him his hand.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's ledger and then fucked.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What a chilling hole in the ass.
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[SPEAKER_03]: go first time, but I haven't even kissed yet.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was laughing so hard.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that was the only one in the audience laughing and everybody was staring at me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That was hard too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like that's what we had going in there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm laughing so hard.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And somebody turns to me and just starts tapping me on the shoulder, you know, some Karen was just like, what are you doing?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Why are you laughing at
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[SPEAKER_03]: it's too cold to do that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They're in a tense.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's freezing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They're in the middle of fucking Wyoming or whatever it is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Two spits in a hand.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You're not going to be able to have a anal sex.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I really want to dissect the whole scene with her, but we're in crowded movies.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I like to talk afterwards.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's talk afterwards.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then the hardest I've ever laughed.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's a visual reaction.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What do you want me to do?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Totally.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Totally.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So there's three movies where I've laughed out loud that hard.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Anchorman.
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[SPEAKER_03]: uh... chakas broke back now and uh... the other was a shocker because i didn't like the character and s now but i like the movie and it was my grubber uh... to say some a grubber uh... everybody kept hitting me up saying hated you right this and so then i was like all right we'll must be funny then obviously some of the greatest coming right at all times and uh... i was just like well i'm gonna go see this and it was two o'clock in the afternoon same thing it was by myself at the grove
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[SPEAKER_03]: I always get the same things.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I get a butterpop corn and some goobers.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And usually whatever I'll call it, beverage they're serving.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I was not expecting to laugh that hard.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No one else in the theater laughed.
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[SPEAKER_03]: at all.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, no one.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Way ahead of the move.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're back to my group.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Well, broke back, too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, back, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nobody laughed in that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I just never had been kind of, I wasn't prepared for it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No one had warned me quite enough for real.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, oh, it's a gay thing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But, like, poor is another, I thought they'd fall in love.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I didn't know that they would fall in love.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, we're happy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And smilingly question is because he's Heath Ledger, RAP, was method.
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[SPEAKER_03]: is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did they?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did they?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do you ever think about that to this day?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'd say since he's gone.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he definitely did.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think I think so too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think I think I think they're exactly.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, or Jake, or Jake.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Jake, Jake, come up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If you if you didn't kind of trade him, he's gay, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Come on, either of our shows.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You come on, you be tripping.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And the end.
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[SPEAKER_03]: for uh, for Ari or come and drink a bro's for me and then talk about it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We'll talk about it though.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I just, I look, defend is the wrong word.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, explain yourself and explain this situation.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If you're both fine with sex, we don't really care.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're interested, we don't care.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Totally.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We don't, can't shame, never have, never will.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sages come on the show and pop by and let us see if you guys think.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Remember that's your theme.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: because the problem with it is that was he was the bottom so is the bottom so what do you do that traded yeah what do you do there it could warm you up though actually in a tent friction that cold yes any type of sex that cold is going to warm you yeah um you know we've all had sex in the cold it warms you up feel better about it you're on top of another body sometimes you don't care what body that is especially if you're up north
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I went to Ohio State for four years.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's cold.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And there was, uh, it was, it was called coughing season, Rob.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Coughing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're just like, hey, dude, from November to fucking February, this is too cold to leave.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There's too much snow.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They got that in New York.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So right around October, it's still the best drinking month in New York, October.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And then in November, like, oh, winter is coming.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I can't be alone for my Netflix stuff.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You start looking at like bees, it'd be minuses, and you're like, okay, okay, okay, okay, you know what?
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[SPEAKER_03]: It'll stay in her shop, grab somebody, and then if you're going to like early December you're like it's like prom and everybody good as gone You're like you'll do, but so that's then you lock up with them.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah Right around April it's break up season and you're just like see later All the other chicks out there with a tits out and you're just like actually I definitely could do better And then she's thinking the same thing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she settled for you, too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep
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[SPEAKER_03]: And because like you look like an old sea captain right now, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: And it's in a great way.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is that a judge close to him?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Can you read it?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's a misprint in a bodega.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's my favorite hat I've ever had in my life.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's a good.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's a good 99 hat.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I passed by it and I was like, wait, Mike Gooch.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Aaron from China.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm thinking of Mike Judge.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But Aaron Judge obviously, um, I think his name might be Gooch.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God they'd be fucking great dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God I do I bought two of them.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I was like I'll do that later I've done and I couldn't find all the New York streets kind of the same Yeah, I spent like an hour because you're going up and down I'm like I'm finding that fucking hat Found it and I go what's the deal?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, with that and he goes I don't know my Sri Lankan boss ordered some
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[SPEAKER_03]: Shut your mouth to it's you own two of those right now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's a great purchase That's a great fucking precious.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so happy with it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm insanely happy with it Congratulations.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you, man.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I worked I did for only seven minutes in I think it was gonna be any more impressed than I already am right now He bought two of them.
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[SPEAKER_03]: God.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's the move to I'll never find it again.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'll never find anything like it again
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, but it's all so close on New York.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, God living there the shit I used to buy off the streets just because you could You know, it's cheap which is so fucking ridiculous and god-y and God, I bought one of my first purchases in NYU was a watch.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I got bought this watch there, you know, and they were like Oh, it's a Rolex.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It looks like a Rolex whatever it was clearly not a Rolex and I knew that like I wasn't that dumb
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[SPEAKER_03]: But it had some weight to it in some, in some, in some girth.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I was like, okay, maybe I can fool some people with this and it, wait, it worked for a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But then this girl came up with just like, not doing, that's, that's a fucking $30 off the watch street right there.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She was like, I was like, does it matter to you?
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[SPEAKER_03]: She goes, yeah, yeah, you're too poor for me today.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, tell me that it's dinner, New York.
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[SPEAKER_03]: New York, wow, yep, too poor for me today.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And she's realized that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: because she could see through the watch as being a fake.
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[SPEAKER_03]: A good-looking watch.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I wish I could say her name on Air.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because she knew where she's at, no, but she knows she's a very famous family.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I wish I could say her name on Air.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She came from on Air.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I had, oh yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I only had one day, it was only dates, and it didn't go out at all.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do you have a new button on there?
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, we don't cover your mouth.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We don't we don't I can say what family it is it is really how about that Wait wait, but can you take it through I can yeah, I don't care fuck it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care This is live.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I don't care Okay, I'm like that Bob you want to pull this up for me
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[SPEAKER_03]: uh... it's it's a wine family look up a couple of uh... look up no wish now that you know we could you know that be cool it's just one check out that it was cool you'll be you'll be impressed by this okay mandave m-o-n-d-a-v-i-d-m-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-b-d-
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sabrina was a little shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, fuck it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Whatever.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, whatever.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So shit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You were bitch.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I, and I, by the way, long time ago.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, very, very, very long time ago.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She came from watch money.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What is there a reason?
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[SPEAKER_03]: We have many reasons.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You want to, I'll tell you how embarrassing the story is, by the way.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, what'd you do?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I like it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, so man, I don't want to pay for the dinner now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's her now five years ago.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hold it together.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hold it together.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This was in 99.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's amazing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: How much better wealth looks when kind when you're rich.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You it just improves every facet of your life.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do it all the best like moisturizers, all the best.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Creams, doctors, advice.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that should be dated out to the West Village.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm in the East Village.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm where like drugs are in here and met heroin and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I went to a nice restaurant in the West Village and you see everyone there and I'm like, well, I saved up for this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You guys seem like you come here once a week.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The lack of wrinkles on anyone, just like a life without worry.
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[SPEAKER_03]: and ends the teeth because teeth are expensive.
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[SPEAKER_03]: See, if you want some new teeth, you're looking at 30K for those.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And, you know, they got all the money for all the things and you can look younger for Bob.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I just had this conversation with you the other day.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You can look younger for years than extend your career if you're in entertainment or- Extend your marriage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Newscaster.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Extend your marriage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Everything, Edud.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Because then your husband's not looking.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do you hear about the China lawsuit?
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[SPEAKER_03]: No.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You're gonna love it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So this guy married this woman, Hot Lady, and they had kids, they had a kid, and it was an ugly kid, and he's like, what's going on?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Comes to find out, she had a ton of plastic surgery.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So he married her for jeans, and she had jeans.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She was hot, but her jeans weren't hot.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he's suitor for being ugly, for like lying.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And so what happens in that?
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[SPEAKER_03]: What happened in the suit?
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[SPEAKER_03]: China, the government, said, 100% you're right, you win the lawsuit.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The guys, we've done over 2,000 episodes here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I just turned communist.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Cheers.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is the first time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You can dial that up.
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[UNKNOWN]: Bye.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
11:42
[SPEAKER_03]: to play the odds, but you played the best odds.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They were the first ones to Chrisper, too, for that exact reason.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They didn't want to, I'll go as in that country.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Chrisper, baby.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy to say, I don't want to have any agos in a country that has one look.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And that look is, it's a slanted view on life.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nailed it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dude.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry about that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Did I hit a chink in the armor there?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nailed it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Um, well, stop.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You're gonna be hungry now or after this shows over.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, this can go on.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, obviously.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But I, I get it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And like, when I see, do you watch the Olympic Spanish dance?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a big Olympics.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, I came right back to the country in Olympic time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I was like, I'm just staying home and watching TV.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Got a perfect early.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, perfect.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So we're on it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We're in the same page here, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: They showed curling non-stop.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I finally got the rules.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I, I understood it too.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, finally.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I started rooting for it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Like, like, what kind of sick fucking degenerant am I?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I started gambling on it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: You started gambling.
12:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we've got a gambling sponsor.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Am I back at that time?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I put money on a, on a curler.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to share with the audience because I was like, man, this is the, like, the bottom of the barrel here, but whatever.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't, I don't care.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And, um, but here's what I noticed.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I don't know if you got the same vibe.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I couldn't wait for the,
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[SPEAKER_03]: Five countries individually that I couldn't wait for every night.
13:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Finland, Netherlands, Sweden, Italy, Italy had some fucking hot ones too, and then Romania.
13:10
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was just like, cool.
13:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you really?
13:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Is he broke that streak?
13:15
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
13:15
[SPEAKER_03]: All those women are crazy, huh?
13:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Do you see Jake Paul's engaged to him?
13:20
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
13:20
[SPEAKER_03]: She just won the gold.
13:21
[SPEAKER_03]: She won a gold anisilver.
13:23
[SPEAKER_03]: It what?
13:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Bob, pull her up.
13:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Pull her up.
13:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Shoot her.
13:25
[SPEAKER_03]: She speaks getting.
13:26
[SPEAKER_03]: No, really.
13:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's a hard one.
13:28
[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't exist, yeah.
13:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's really hard.
13:31
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean hard?
13:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, well, it's a difficult one.
13:33
[SPEAKER_03]: This is going to be a double on Tanger for you, but she's hot.
13:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Big big.
13:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, big big.
13:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Don't know what she's doing here.
13:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he'll him big in her.
13:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
13:41
[SPEAKER_03]: And she comes through his stuff.
13:43
[SPEAKER_03]: She's been around for a while.
13:44
[SPEAKER_03]: They're engaged.
13:45
[SPEAKER_03]: They've been engaged for two years.
13:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you also search naked with that?
13:50
[SPEAKER_03]: She doesn't do any naked shit.
13:52
[SPEAKER_03]: There's leaks.
13:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
13:53
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no leaks.
13:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
13:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
13:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Her whole life happening.
13:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Do your job.
13:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Her whole life was looking.
13:59
[SPEAKER_03]: She was winning a gold medal.
14:01
[SPEAKER_03]: So I just watched the documentary on the Paul Brothers.
14:04
[SPEAKER_03]: She's it's called Paul.
14:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Mary.
14:05
[SPEAKER_03]: He's no shit.
14:07
[SPEAKER_03]: And she has like how many Instagram followers does she have?
14:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, here's what he likes about her.
14:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he's like, I need these to not be Indian buys.
14:16
[SPEAKER_03]: You need these in real quick.
14:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Because in my world followers mean something.
14:19
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't understand.
14:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, how many of them?
14:22
[SPEAKER_03]: 6.5.
14:23
[SPEAKER_03]: 6.5.
14:24
[SPEAKER_03]: That's about as much as you don't have.
14:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, sure.
14:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, but why all these picks, dude?
14:31
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just pick after pick.
14:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, uh, damn it.
14:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I know, and it's all natural.
14:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you're just like, okay.
14:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, now I've never seen anybody do a cartwheel.
14:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I love when hot chicks try to show like look but look at the background I'm like bitch.
14:45
[SPEAKER_03]: I just do it in front of a black wall.
14:46
[SPEAKER_03]: They're like this.
14:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Like this is on mute right now Yeah, she could be talking about the magna carda.
14:52
[SPEAKER_03]: She's just it doesn't fucking matter.
14:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're all laughing now But if she needs to get away from danger in their skates and ice around she's getting away.
14:59
[SPEAKER_03]: She's gonna win
15:00
[SPEAKER_03]: She's going to win, but he's too.
15:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, here's where Bob gets trapped or producer.
15:04
[SPEAKER_03]: He will, once we find somebody hot on Instagram, he's looking to check out their whole life.
15:09
[SPEAKER_03]: So you look at her, pop up that shot with the gold medal right there.
15:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that not what you want every single woman in the world to look like?
15:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, my wife is hottest fuck.
15:19
[SPEAKER_03]: So I can say this.
15:20
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
15:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Cool with it.
15:21
[SPEAKER_03]: But like, but not as hot, uh, she's very, my wife is very attractive, uh, she's very hot.
15:28
[SPEAKER_03]: So, but here's the thing, she's blonde, same thing, right?
15:31
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's like, yeah, you want people to, like, this, yeah.
15:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Pull up crime corner.
15:37
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think he's meant my wife.
15:39
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if you've been here, um, or not.
15:42
[SPEAKER_03]: But just pull up a picture of my own better passing once.
15:45
[SPEAKER_03]: I think she might have been a leave when I was coming.
15:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she might have been recording.
15:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, cuz she's gonna a big show like a crime show.
15:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Just go to Google on prime show image of it Chick's love crab show.
15:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
15:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, not nice.
15:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, pop up uh crime quote.
15:55
[SPEAKER_03]: She's pop just have to go to her Instagram crime corner on on She's got clips on Instagram.
15:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
16:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
16:00
[SPEAKER_03]: She thought but if I just what if I just start jerking off right now What if I was like I like I like I like I like I like I'm sorry I'm sorry.
16:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm doing this.
16:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I like you finish.
16:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
16:09
[SPEAKER_03]: I like that everybody after I'm a talk
16:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Obviously I'm a dude finish and then we've got a lot of stuff because you do want to hear that your wife is hot Right and then you made the right decision in life right now what you don't want to hear is why are you with her
16:22
[SPEAKER_03]: that you know that's the question you never want to hear why she with you yeah that you're like nice that and so that's what i hear all the time why is she with you who and i feel better about it i don't know some her dad did so yeah exactly some good right um but yeah if everybody looked like her and like the girl who just won the fucking speed skating thing
16:41
[SPEAKER_03]: we're good dude.
16:42
[SPEAKER_03]: What like the world is good.
16:44
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's no wars.
16:45
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no nothing.
16:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Like we're all just trying to be better dudes and better men to get hot girls.
16:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Like that's all we're trying to do.
16:52
[SPEAKER_03]: I think the Middle East like they, they're burning up some hot check.
16:55
[SPEAKER_03]: There's one hot check there that they broke out and they see a weapon when we need it.
16:59
[SPEAKER_03]: As soon as that first bomb hit Iran.
17:01
[SPEAKER_03]: and they the girls in the streets dropping off the burcas.
17:04
[SPEAKER_03]: No lie my first coming on the show is they go oh my god Well, there's so many baddies in Iran and I had no idea Persian the Persian princess is hot
17:13
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of countries that have a big difference in the hottest and the worst, huh?
17:17
[SPEAKER_03]: And Persia is one of them.
17:19
[SPEAKER_03]: So have you been there?
17:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Because with your show, you travel all around.
17:21
[SPEAKER_03]: You ever gone around?
17:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we've been in Persia.
17:23
[SPEAKER_03]: I've heard mountains are beautiful and the countryside is beautiful.
17:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Airbnb is cheap in Iran right now.
17:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
17:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, if you're looking at it, go.
17:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Get some land.
17:32
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're looking to go right now, you can't decent rate.
17:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesus started fires everywhere to buy a plant.
17:37
[SPEAKER_03]: You're going to have to buy some headphones for sleeping, but other than that.
17:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, super good.
17:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you don't go right now.
17:45
[SPEAKER_03]: You just buy this thing.
17:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can just go ahead and buy whatever you want to.
17:49
[SPEAKER_03]: But with that being said, the Olympics and all this other shit, like the ratings were super high and they found out it got higher as the hotter one's advance.
18:00
[SPEAKER_03]: So like, there's something to it, man.
18:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Gina Corona strike forces okay until they gave Gina Corona an actual, like, opponent.
18:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
18:09
[SPEAKER_03]: And then it was like, well, it's kind of over now.
18:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.
18:11
[SPEAKER_03]: They held Siburga away from her as long as they could.
18:15
[SPEAKER_03]: They held Siburga away from Gina Corona longer than they held Lenny's lowest wave in Tyson.
18:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Siburga is a dude.
18:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Siburga is a dude with a penis.
18:21
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's like, we knew Siburga was going to kill her.
18:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
18:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Because it's a dude.
18:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of which, the perfect segue, Ronda Rousey, I'll ask your opinion on this.
18:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Go to Ronda Rousey's Instagram.
18:32
[SPEAKER_03]: That's who she's fighting on Netflix.
18:34
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's free.
18:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Ronda Rousey can just say.
18:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, got her, her legacy.
18:39
[SPEAKER_03]: She's six and two in the UFC.
18:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, scroll down.
18:43
[SPEAKER_03]: So she had a comment.
18:45
[SPEAKER_03]: It might be on my bookies.
18:46
[SPEAKER_03]: That's her with women in the middle.
18:48
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... who knows who that is but uh... so she went off on a ramps on who on saying hey this is going to be the biggest fight of all time uh... i'm just trying to sell a fight well hang on because i i wrote underneath it i mean they they're one of my sponsors and advertisers there you go so it says delusional
19:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Right there.
19:07
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
19:07
[SPEAKER_03]: So this headline you can put it on screen says delusional and then play this clip Do you have headphones?
19:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you read can you read those words or no pop those?
19:18
[SPEAKER_03]: No, because I'm blocked by camera one, but you could that size the comments.
19:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, I'm still thanks to read Wow Yeah, I'm gonna get another search of got it.
19:27
[SPEAKER_03]: I still got it.
19:28
[SPEAKER_03]: No, please all right press play
19:31
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not fucking done.
19:32
[SPEAKER_00]: This is the biggest M&A fight of all time if you eat the most views on the biggest platform on a card with the biggest stars.
19:41
[SPEAKER_00]: And it's five people factor.
19:41
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll be headlined by two women who dare to dream big.
19:45
[SPEAKER_00]: And this dream is going to bring more opportunities and greater revenue shared of fighters.
19:49
[SPEAKER_00]: And they've ever had before because it's fight is bigger than just me and Gina and it's,
19:55
[SPEAKER_00]: It's bigger than anybody on this stage.
19:57
[SPEAKER_00]: It represents an unstoppable force of change in this industry, spearheaded by the fighters themselves.
20:05
[SPEAKER_00]: But your fucking asses is the biggest enemy fight of all time.
20:07
[SPEAKER_00]: But no.
20:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, hold on, I have so many comments.
20:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Please, can we play it again and then I do some pausing?
20:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Please, okay, play it.
20:16
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll let you direct.
20:17
[SPEAKER_00]: This is the biggest M&A fight of all time.
20:19
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to get the most views on the biggest platform
20:25
[SPEAKER_03]: There's six people in the press conference.
20:28
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no, there's no clapping in there.
20:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, she made a big statement and six people.
20:34
[SPEAKER_03]: If it's a big slide about time, you think,
20:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, hang on, hang on, here's what, here's what I'll push back on.
20:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, sure.
20:39
[SPEAKER_03]: It's only the media in there.
20:41
[SPEAKER_03]: So they don't clap.
20:42
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never heard the media clap for any of you.
20:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Just check media.
20:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
20:45
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just, you know, fucking fans.
20:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
20:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Microphones.
20:48
[SPEAKER_03]: They're waiting to get their question in and you're like, okay, because this is the same thing that my bookie had said.
20:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Now it's just like, and I go, wait a minute, and then I'll tell you why.
20:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Good push, pass, play.
20:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Let's play.
21:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, man, it's all my phone, bye.
21:03
[SPEAKER_00]: We'll be head blind by two women who dare to dream big.
21:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, what are we talking about here?
21:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's every single fighter.
21:11
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's anyone who's not one dare to dream big.
21:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope, nobody dare to dream big.
21:16
[SPEAKER_03]: What is that?
21:16
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.
21:17
[SPEAKER_03]: It means you started training.
21:21
[SPEAKER_03]: You didn't like disrupt it.
21:23
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean you just started training?
21:25
[SPEAKER_03]: It's all you did.
21:27
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you were like,
21:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Luckily, started in the time, both of you, when there was like nine other people.
21:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, it's like bigger comic in the 80s.
21:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
21:36
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm one of 60.
21:37
[SPEAKER_03]: So, of course, you're on your own house.
21:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Dare to dream big.
21:43
[SPEAKER_03]: What a fucker.
21:44
[SPEAKER_03]: That's like how they wanted it more.
21:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, thing.
21:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's when she lost it for me, where I was just like, Dare to dream big.
21:51
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, sorry, wrote that for you too.
21:53
[SPEAKER_03]: That check was big enough.
21:55
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what it was.
21:56
[SPEAKER_03]: And she's got my in general or for this fight, this fight.
22:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so I'll get shackles big enough.
22:02
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll get to this in a second, but also like, play because I have or I said, yeah.
22:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Two retire, go ahead.
22:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
22:11
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to bring more opportunities and greater revenue share to fighters.
22:14
[SPEAKER_03]: And they've ever had before, because this fight is bigger.
22:20
[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.
22:23
[SPEAKER_03]: More revenue share.
22:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Correct.
22:26
[SPEAKER_03]: She was one of the first people to get part of the paper views.
22:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes Her McGregor Shock never got it.
22:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Chuck's a Chuck's a close friend of mine.
22:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Chuck got it.
22:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, no, you didn't get the revenue.
22:39
[SPEAKER_03]: She on the slide No, but they paid him higher so paid him much higher.
22:43
[SPEAKER_03]: But I think they gave him a higher number of good got it and he had one What's his name?
22:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Ah fuck.
22:50
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't remember
22:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a casual UFC fan, I'm not, I'm a, I'm a, I wasn't a fan, but I was always hothead, so I, those are gone, I know.
22:59
[SPEAKER_03]: But he had one where he went to a divorce thing and his, uh, I think he went, he was going through a divorce, did a divorce, fuck him, it doesn't matter.
23:09
[SPEAKER_03]: And then he was going after the UFC, so you guys never paid me enough here, maybe shit, my salary was only this, and then Dana White was like, yeah, but we also gave you a pizza
23:22
[SPEAKER_03]: What was that?
23:23
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was like, oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, I've been up more than I could chew.
23:26
[SPEAKER_03]: So wait, that wasn't part of the divorce agreement.
23:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Now it is.
23:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
23:31
[SPEAKER_03]: That check got written later.
23:32
[SPEAKER_03]: So she got, she's a six and two fighter.
23:36
[SPEAKER_03]: That's, in today's day and age, you haven't got a title shot yet.
23:41
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
23:42
[SPEAKER_03]: And you know what's weird is that?
23:43
[SPEAKER_03]: They handed her a belt from a new, they made up a,
23:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I guess like UFC's having a new weight class of over 45 year olds in this studio.
23:54
[SPEAKER_03]: You're the title.
23:55
[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, the six were... That's like our bounceers.
24:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Totally.
24:01
[SPEAKER_03]: That's all it used to be.
24:02
[SPEAKER_03]: It was all bar bounceers.
24:03
[SPEAKER_03]: And which is why I got into it.
24:04
[SPEAKER_03]: What was this?
24:05
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a cool chuck of that.
24:06
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to see a woman die.
24:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like I worked with Chuck and College.
24:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Like that's what I was like, all right, cool man.
24:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I want to see him go kick the shit out of somebody.
24:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, remember how we fat dudes went there and so how many fat dudes?
24:18
[SPEAKER_03]: God, you're thinking we're like a Spider-Man villain.
24:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and they all went down real quick.
24:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Those fights were real quick.
24:23
[SPEAKER_03]: They were getting those slice.
24:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they popped in chaos.
24:25
[SPEAKER_03]: They all talked about their wild.
24:27
[SPEAKER_03]: He was a great street fighter.
24:28
[SPEAKER_03]: He had a street reputation.
24:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure, did.
24:30
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, I mean, it's like the Pauls.
24:31
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like those guys who were like, let's, let's promote it and get a name.
24:36
[SPEAKER_03]: As if, okay, hold on, there was something else that was, the biggest problem.
24:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
24:43
[SPEAKER_00]: It's an unstoppable force of change in this industry.
24:46
[SPEAKER_00]: Spearheaded by the fighters themselves.
24:50
[SPEAKER_00]: But your fucking asses is the biggest enemy fight of all time.
24:54
[SPEAKER_03]: But no.
24:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
24:55
[SPEAKER_03]: She's overtired fighters.
24:57
[SPEAKER_03]: So the change is, let's not get qualified people.
25:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's get people with names.
25:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
25:03
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not a new change strike force did that a long time ago.
25:06
[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm Bob, they're doing it now.
25:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Mike Tyson, fought Jake Paul.
25:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Like kind of a greater coming back.
25:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, he's not a actual like, he's not in the conversation.
25:15
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I mean, they do this with stand-up comedy, too.
25:18
[SPEAKER_03]: They're like, some old guy who kind of retired or woman is now coming back.
25:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Is that going back, can you believe it?
25:22
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's like, and then like, all the people in the clubs are like, oh, we don't really care about them.
25:27
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's not who we're talking about.
25:29
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's like, oh, that's a tough follow.
25:31
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not a tough follow.
25:32
[SPEAKER_03]: No offense to any of the celebrities.
25:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, it's cool you're still doing it.
25:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Some are like, that was decent for someone who doesn't do this anymore.
25:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
25:39
[SPEAKER_03]: But like, lady, you lost once and crumbled.
25:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
25:44
[SPEAKER_03]: You showed us that women cannot handle adversity.
25:49
[SPEAKER_03]: That's your legacy.
25:51
[SPEAKER_03]: One piece of adversity, and you cried and went home.
25:55
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's weird in that stretch at the time where she was championed.
25:58
[SPEAKER_03]: These everybody else is training and got better was Holly Holm, who that side took to the face knocked her out.
26:04
[SPEAKER_03]: We know Holly's trainer and like he trains all the top dudes in the MMA and everything else.
26:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Got him some pressure.
26:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was Greg Jackson.
26:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and Greg Jackson was in range for team with us.
26:14
[SPEAKER_03]: He choreographed all those fight scenes in range for team.
26:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
26:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Greg Jackson, yes.
26:19
[SPEAKER_03]: But he also is very, very quiet guy.
26:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and he doesn't want any fame super start him anything and he's like, hey, here's what needs to happen There's just an example and then you go and do your thing and you're like, oh, okay cool And you know he can silently kill you and you're just like god team you scare the shit out of me Just by the way you're talking to me right now, and I'm actually directing this movie Oh, I need to say he goes on.
26:37
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I would never
26:39
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, I know.
26:40
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm joking, Greg.
26:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
26:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
26:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
26:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
26:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
26:42
[SPEAKER_03]: No, I know that guy.
26:43
[SPEAKER_03]: He's pretty cool.
26:43
[SPEAKER_03]: He rose out.
26:44
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like show up with Rogan a lot.
26:46
[SPEAKER_03]: We do like nighter the way in shows.
26:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
26:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
26:49
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26:51
[SPEAKER_03]: My Greg is there for every single one.
26:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
26:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
26:54
[SPEAKER_03]: He always has to be questioned about stand up like like theoretical questions about stand up athletes love stand up comedy and they all want to be stand up comics or musicians like it's it's weird.
27:05
[SPEAKER_03]: That's super fucking weird, man.
27:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I asked him what it's because he was like, he was like, what do you do if you're not getting the crowd?
27:09
[SPEAKER_03]: He was like, what are you, how do you get him back?
27:11
[SPEAKER_03]: What are you always like specific types of questions?
27:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Not like, yep, where did that joke come from?
27:14
[SPEAKER_03]: But like, specific like theory questions for like a couple of years.
27:19
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I was like, why are you asking me questions about that stuff?
27:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, they're more inquisitive than...
27:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Most people were like, was that guy a plant, the audience like, no, it's like, oh, is that real?
27:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, yes, because he was asking me, this is what he said.
27:32
[SPEAKER_03]: He goes, I see a correlation between all art forms.
27:36
[SPEAKER_03]: And if the martial arts has some level of overlap to, to, you know, punching.
27:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
27:43
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, I see fighters that did what you did, where in the first two minutes, they turned on you and you were losing.
27:49
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you came back.
27:50
[SPEAKER_03]: So I got to train my fighters to be like, hey, it's not going to the coin to plan.
27:55
[SPEAKER_03]: you're either going to give up or you're just going to fight to knock it knocked out or you're going to actually go, hey, I got to change.
28:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
28:01
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, yeah, I can take some fall, he's like really smart.
28:04
[SPEAKER_03]: very very smart guy and if you yes if you can take a kernel this which why I love doing this job everyday because I'm one daily um if I can take a kernel of information for someone and apply it to my life it's a great day it's a great day um but it rarely happens um when it does happen you're like okay great so makes it great this is normal yes this is something I could use but most of those athletes love love stand-up comedy
28:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, they have all their favorites and when you guys go to things, I don't know if you know this or not.
28:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, you're a bigger celebrity to them than anyone else in the room.
28:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, have you noticed that with Proathletes?
28:42
[SPEAKER_03]: That's so funny.
28:43
[SPEAKER_03]: With Kiltauri people.
28:44
[SPEAKER_03]: They're like, kind of the Kiltauri.
28:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, actually, you had five times a Kiltauri.
28:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's cool.
28:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
28:49
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's the reason why is they love you guys.
28:52
[SPEAKER_03]: They look up to you guys and because,
28:54
[SPEAKER_03]: their life is monotonous and they're training all the time and everything else.
28:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Or just to unwind, you pop on Netflix on the podcast and it's like, you have your favorites and...
29:04
[SPEAKER_03]: They're by day to a real good my night.
29:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
29:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
29:07
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's how I became friends with John Anick.
29:10
[SPEAKER_03]: who calls, you know, every fight with Rogan, obviously.
29:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
29:13
[SPEAKER_03]: And with Anakin, he's like, man, I love your podcast.
29:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
29:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, fuck.
29:17
[SPEAKER_03]: You listen to him.
29:17
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like, yeah, because I go out two or three days in advance.
29:21
[SPEAKER_03]: I have you seen his note cards.
29:22
[SPEAKER_03]: They're meticulous.
29:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
29:24
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're written in like Braille.
29:25
[SPEAKER_03]: That's how small they are.
29:26
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, like Helen Keller would, I mean, we've got Alzheimer's.
29:28
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think she really read Alzheimer's.
29:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
29:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he does it because he's got so much information and he doesn't want the audience to see it.
29:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, and he leaks it out on his Instagram, if you follow his really, yes, and that's what makes him for real one of the greatest of all time.
29:42
[SPEAKER_03]: And, uh, and because of it, his outlet is podcast and comedy and things like that.
29:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Interesting.
29:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
29:48
[SPEAKER_03]: And so everybody loves comedians and secretly either they want to be one or they've watched all your shit know everything about your life, the same way that we know about athletes.
29:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I feel the same way.
29:59
[SPEAKER_03]: And then some of these interviews that I've had over the past where I've had my favorite athletes on,
30:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's been a disappointment because I'm like, oh shit, like I just fucking retarded.
30:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're just autistic, like I know how you're supposed to train this much.
30:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, do.
30:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's not interesting.
30:12
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
30:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
30:13
[SPEAKER_03]: And, you know, they can catch up all or whatever, and they've been doing it a million times.
30:17
[SPEAKER_03]: But, uh, there was one, I'm not going to say who it was.
30:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, yeah.
30:22
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, that one I've already picked up.
30:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, there was one who was a Super Bowl MVP.
30:27
[SPEAKER_03]: That's awesome.
30:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
30:28
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of those.
30:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
30:30
[SPEAKER_03]: That one you can't pin me to anything.
30:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Mark Rippen, see.
30:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Definitely had to be Mark Rippen.
30:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I hear from this.
30:36
[SPEAKER_03]: He looks last year.
30:38
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30:43
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31:03
[SPEAKER_03]: What do you think you're doing selling?
31:04
[SPEAKER_03]: I know I know I know porn stars like that to they started getting like podcast comedy like early on Oh, oh, they'll talk to us and you're like oh, they're not very good on audio now.
31:15
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31:21
[SPEAKER_03]: to the roof.
31:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, audio point.
31:23
[SPEAKER_03]: And they don't care about you.
31:26
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're boring, by the way, who's so boring.
31:28
[SPEAKER_03]: And they live in like, uh, in the context too.
31:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, I was just fucking so much.
31:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Three, I thought, I thought I could pay for it because I love fucking so much.
31:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, shut up.
31:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, pretty heard this.
31:37
[SPEAKER_03]: And they don't as soon as the show ends, like, their husband's sitting off screen.
31:41
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were like, hey, dude, we never fuck.
31:43
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, wow, oh, why?
31:45
[SPEAKER_03]: And I asked this one dude, I go, why don't you guys fuck?
31:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, because he said it to me.
31:49
[SPEAKER_03]: He had a few drinks.
31:50
[SPEAKER_03]: He had a few hard AF sellers and he goes, and he goes, you know why?
31:53
[SPEAKER_03]: There's a fucking shoot and only fans every night.
31:55
[SPEAKER_03]: She's jammed, fucking dealers and set herself.
31:57
[SPEAKER_03]: So my dick isn't good anymore.
31:58
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm just like, oh, okay.
32:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, real problems.
32:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
32:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep, yep, yep.
32:06
[SPEAKER_03]: And also, here's the other part.
32:07
[SPEAKER_03]: It's hard, man.
32:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Because of the money these chicks make
32:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, they control the dudes, where the dudes' jobs will never compare to what they're making so they're just like, hey, you stand there and hold the camera You're fucking up.
32:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
32:19
[SPEAKER_03]: I told you to do it right grab the carrots from the fucking fridge He's asking for carrots.
32:24
[SPEAKER_03]: I want a baby carrot in my ass Or I don't get $2500.
32:27
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not about a full-size car.
32:29
[SPEAKER_03]: You fucking dork.
32:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you are replaceable
32:33
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's what it is, and this guy, which is so defeated dude, and his wife was, yeah, she was clearing 85,000 a month.
32:42
[SPEAKER_03]: She was on the show.
32:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
32:44
[SPEAKER_03]: 85 grand a month, and I go, what do you do?
32:46
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, I film.
32:47
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, I foul the taxes.
32:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, and he's the CPA, and that's what it does.
32:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, there's a fuck.
32:54
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, he doesn't get to.
32:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Why don't you just hire somebody like you're with there's your fucking camera guy.
32:59
[SPEAKER_03]: So again, because he had a few drinks.
33:01
[SPEAKER_03]: So I go, when do you guys fuck?
33:03
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, you know what's weird is like, we'll go out to bars and restaurants or whatever.
33:07
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, that's the fun part.
33:08
[SPEAKER_03]: It's we'll go to nice dinners and everything else.
33:10
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, I'll try to give her enough booze so that we can come home and fuck on camera.
33:15
[SPEAKER_03]: but it's still got to be monetized.
33:17
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was just like, oh god.
33:19
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, what's that pressure like for you?
33:21
[SPEAKER_03]: And this was all fair.
33:22
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, what's that pressure like for you and he goes, you know, it sucks.
33:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, because I want people to see my face and know this other shit.
33:29
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want you.
33:30
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't want to see me because we get kids and I'm like, oh god.
33:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, if I made you sit here right now and watch your parents fuck, oh, in front of you, for an hour.
33:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I was thinking like, how could I have my kids see me?
33:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
33:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Is the other, oh, yes, flip it, oh, flip it.
33:50
[SPEAKER_03]: What would you do if I sat you here for an hour?
33:53
[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't enjoy it.
33:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Duck to the sea to the chair and then just made your parents like fucking front of you.
33:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Just watch so many fans.
33:59
[SPEAKER_03]: The reality is, I would hate it, right?
34:01
[SPEAKER_03]: But if you'd be kept making me do that, and I might have like fed me food every day and like did it for months and months,
34:07
[SPEAKER_03]: It's actually such a like it.
34:08
[SPEAKER_03]: There's that's just human nature.
34:10
[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't want to, but that's what's gonna happen.
34:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
34:12
[SPEAKER_03]: If you like, I'm gonna stop the beatings.
34:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's odd.
34:16
[SPEAKER_03]: You would eventually learn that that's your fun time.
34:19
[SPEAKER_03]: You could train me, you could train anyone to like it.
34:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh God, this is so dark.
34:23
[SPEAKER_03]: It's really dark.
34:24
[SPEAKER_03]: You could totally train anyone.
34:26
[SPEAKER_03]: To enjoy one.
34:27
[SPEAKER_03]: We actually think you could get off to it.
34:30
[SPEAKER_03]: You personally.
34:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Not now.
34:32
[SPEAKER_03]: But under enough to rest in training.
34:34
[SPEAKER_03]: How long?
34:35
[SPEAKER_03]: It'd be a couple months.
34:37
[SPEAKER_03]: So my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, for talking about three months.
34:40
[SPEAKER_03]: My hot wife would I was talking about earlier, who just crime cornered.
34:42
[SPEAKER_03]: She did this one show that was called girl in a box.
34:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
34:46
[SPEAKER_03]: And they put this girl in a wooden box underneath the bed.
34:52
[SPEAKER_03]: And she lived there.
34:53
[SPEAKER_01]: How many years?
34:53
[SPEAKER_03]: By the way, about my whole heritage.
34:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Was it really a drill?
34:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Jo.
34:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Obviously, I mean, or a P in Frank, you know, it was loud.
35:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she was loud.
35:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she was loud.
35:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, too loud.
35:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, keep it down air.
35:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Screamling, scribbling.
35:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can't have kettle chips.
35:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, sorry.
35:10
[SPEAKER_03]: He's as stylish as it is.
35:11
[SPEAKER_03]: It is too crunchier.
35:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Kettles chips are too loud.
35:15
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the one with crunch.
35:16
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't have massive chips up there.
35:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Like you've got to be quiet.
35:19
[SPEAKER_03]: The riddles of water.
35:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God.
35:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Must have really not been pleasant.
35:24
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, that you think about it.
35:27
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, it sounded fun.
35:29
[SPEAKER_03]: It sounded great when you read it.
35:31
[SPEAKER_03]: If you write another canal, a lot of reading, you need a lot of reading, God.
35:35
[SPEAKER_03]: So much, you know what, I just want to chill.
35:37
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a soup season, you know, like I'm just going to nest.
35:41
[SPEAKER_03]: And I can just, I can fucking go to Yale.
35:43
[SPEAKER_03]: I love my family.
35:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're super close.
35:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Come out of this, a published writer.
35:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Huh?
35:49
[SPEAKER_03]: A best salad dude for 10 years in the years decades like I can't say that Yeah, I've written three, but I can say for decades This is just for a short time here.
35:58
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so as much as fucking at the eye of a friend exactly Yeah, I don't know who's booked it is.
36:02
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a gas, but it was that like some something.
36:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh Dr. Mike Simpson was on the other day.
36:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
36:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that's a doctor.
36:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was a doctor
36:09
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not for sure.
36:10
[SPEAKER_03]: It was on the other day, but you could, how long would it take you?
36:14
[SPEAKER_03]: So with growing a box, this girl said she got used to living in this box after three years.
36:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, who put her in a box for three years?
36:24
[SPEAKER_03]: They're the captor.
36:25
[SPEAKER_03]: They picked her off up the streets.
36:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I need to hook her.
36:29
[SPEAKER_03]: And she got used to it.
36:29
[SPEAKER_03]: And then afterwards, she kind of desire, oh my God, she called him and started calling him again and wanted to have a relationship.
36:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
36:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
36:42
[SPEAKER_03]: And she'd have pissing shit in this box.
36:44
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was in a fucking trailer home.
36:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Bob, are you looking up girl on the box and you show the photo to him so we can go home.
36:50
[SPEAKER_03]: I think if he's able to see what the box looks like.
36:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe it's a nicer box.
36:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe I'm thinking about it.
36:56
[SPEAKER_03]: It is not.
36:57
[SPEAKER_03]: It is a wooden fucking box, dude.
37:00
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the girl.
37:01
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the box.
37:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, that's the box, okay.
37:04
[SPEAKER_03]: So this, is that a toilet, Bob?
37:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, okay, she's stand up in that.
37:09
[SPEAKER_03]: No, so there's a lid on it.
37:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Like it's coffin.
37:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, yes, correct.
37:13
[SPEAKER_03]: And how does underneath the bed?
37:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Who's underneath the bed?
37:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
37:16
[SPEAKER_03]: How do you how do you pass and shit?
37:18
[SPEAKER_03]: How do you like there there?
37:19
[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't know.
37:21
[SPEAKER_03]: I need to stand up to be able to do that.
37:22
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
37:23
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
37:24
[SPEAKER_03]: And this was years.
37:25
[SPEAKER_03]: That's that's hurdle number one.
37:27
[SPEAKER_03]: How much how many years ago on the box live in the box?
37:31
[SPEAKER_03]: 7 years and you got a piss and shit in this box.
37:46
[SPEAKER_03]: And now, here's the crazier.
37:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you get out and, yeah, here's the crazier part.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hit him up today.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They would let her out.
46:04
[SPEAKER_03]: And after a certain amount of years, they would say to her, like, hey, dude, if you go too far, hey, could be, if you want to come down in your grab a mic, you can't.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is a fucking crazy story of all time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Grab Bob's mic.
46:15
[SPEAKER_03]: But after a certain amount of years, they would let her out of the box and let her go to the store.
46:21
[SPEAKER_03]: And then she would come home and have a train box and have a train.
46:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
46:25
[SPEAKER_03]: She's fine, she'll be back.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's like my dog.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She would get in the box, she's fine, she'll be back.
46:28
[SPEAKER_03]: And that wild?
46:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
46:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
46:31
[SPEAKER_03]: So, I mean, this was one of the darkest stories you guys have ever done.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Coop, grab a mic.
46:35
[SPEAKER_02]: It's been a while since we did that case, but from what I remember her name was Colleen Stan.
46:39
[SPEAKER_02]: She was abducted back in the 80s when she was hitchhiking in California.
46:42
[SPEAKER_02]: She was like 20 years, something years old.
46:45
[SPEAKER_02]: But she was abducted by this guy, Cameron Hooker and his wife, Janice, and the both of them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The wife?
46:49
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And he slept in the bed.
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[SPEAKER_03]: A lover of stories.
46:53
[SPEAKER_03]: A lover?
46:54
[SPEAKER_03]: And so and what did what did they do to her well, yeah, what was the they fucked her right and it was pretty much like the like the Gimp from pulp fiction.
47:01
[SPEAKER_02]: She was just kept under the bed and I'd pull her out whenever they wanted to have some fun with her and eventually she got Stockholm syndrome and got to be how did she get out?
47:09
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's been a while since we covered it but I think that she ended up they trusted her a lot and they would they would give her free room of the house eventually and even later I think they let her come and go from the house yet they did she please yeah remember she went to the store yeah and then she was coming back and buying food and shit and then they would put her back in the box and she was cool with it they got her going to the store at that point they're like I'm not being prosecuted for those no she's choosing but come back by that point they had spent years
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[SPEAKER_02]: underground cabal that they called the company that if she ever escaped they were going to track her down in killer yes so even then she figured even though she had the opportunity to escape she didn't take it because she was like oh you're just going to find me and kill me so I'll just stay here yep is she hot uh no well I mean well ask ask coupe like 20 to pick I want to go hit you if you were different I mean she's she's like you know
48:04
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to see your hitchhiking picture no, but hey Bob don't show that one because that's a newer picture show one when she was in the box Cuz then then you'll know if she's hotter or not.
48:12
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, yeah on here on brushed hair She's not gonna be our best right.
48:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean like right.
48:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to see who they picked up and then what why that's that that's what I want to see I remember you guys doing this episode and my wife comes home.
48:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Who wrote was that Joel who wrote that?
48:27
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, no, that one I believe it was actually Joel's wife.
48:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Joel's wife was the one that we're going to end it.
48:32
[SPEAKER_02]: But I think Jesse wrote it.
48:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so what decade was it?
48:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, what decades?
48:37
[SPEAKER_03]: 80s.
48:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, yeah, it was between the late 70s and 80s.
48:40
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I want to say late 70s to early 80s.
48:43
[SPEAKER_03]: So it was already the place where I'm sure people were like, don't hitchhike, it's dangerous.
48:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Get up, mom, you don't know anything.
48:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
48:50
[SPEAKER_03]: And then there she was when she got.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So that's what she got.
48:52
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a hot check.
48:53
[SPEAKER_03]: That's, that's, that's kidnappable.
48:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
48:56
[SPEAKER_03]: That's like worth it.
48:58
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure a lot of these fucking fat gross pigs at hitchhike, but a lot of abductors drive by by go, yeah, right, and keep going.
49:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
49:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Her, they go, I don't, let's take another look.
49:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm back and up, yeah.
49:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm back and up.
49:10
[SPEAKER_03]: No, so now that you're getting into their cars, hitchhiking.
49:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you're getting right into the introduction.
49:16
[SPEAKER_03]: And now that we have the answers, so it was seven years, and then she started calling back because after they figured it out, she started calling back and saying I want to come back.
49:24
[SPEAKER_03]: How many years for you then that you would have to watch
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[SPEAKER_03]: to where you're over it, and you think you could actually get off.
49:32
[SPEAKER_03]: And you just push the microphone away from your face and discuss.
49:35
[SPEAKER_03]: But I've got another answer today, or I can't live my life.
49:39
[SPEAKER_03]: How long till I would, what, what, what?
49:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Tell I what?
49:42
[SPEAKER_03]: How long could you get, like, but you have to look at it?
49:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, and then you have to, to completion.
49:48
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I have to, you have to complete.
49:50
[SPEAKER_03]: And what are the other are we talking about beatings that stop like you're saying you're You're train me the best you can train me.
49:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, not just it's on you get lots if you want I'm talking Iron hanger on a stove where I'm also if you look away you're getting burned correct Like and then if you like start to get hard just like you're trying to talk if you start to get hard Like here's a ton of candy.
50:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yep, and then you keep going
50:14
[SPEAKER_03]: So what do you think?
50:15
[SPEAKER_03]: How many years until you could fully enjoy it?
50:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Because she was seven, where she started, here's the fucking thing.
50:21
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, but she called back after the, when that was, that wasn't the first day they would have got her.
50:25
[SPEAKER_03]: No, she got free to a year earlier.
50:27
[SPEAKER_03]: They probably already would have had her.
50:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Totally back.
50:29
[SPEAKER_03]: But seven years was the number for her, where she was just like, you know, I think it was eight months, if I remember correctly, where she just picked up a payphone and started calling them.
50:40
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, I missed this.
50:41
[SPEAKER_03]: A month after.
50:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
50:44
[SPEAKER_03]: So how long would it take you to think?
50:45
[SPEAKER_03]: How many years?
50:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I think humans can be conditioned.
50:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Might as well do.
50:52
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think it would take a year.
50:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh boy, you're saying it under a year?
50:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, unfortunately.
50:57
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not proud of that.
50:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Shit.
50:59
[SPEAKER_01]: But I wouldn't be there.
51:00
[SPEAKER_03]: What about you?
51:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
51:18
[SPEAKER_03]: So if I get 10, I'm killing myself, due to my age, right?
51:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, when you're younger, you can do more time or whatever, about 35, I've got a lot of life.
51:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, 10 years though, now I'm killing myself and I'm done.
51:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Gone am I, my mouth and that's it, right?
51:35
[SPEAKER_03]: So for this,
51:37
[SPEAKER_03]: I think if you were going to force me to do that, I would probably try to off myself and kill myself.
51:43
[SPEAKER_03]: So I wouldn't eat.
51:44
[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't drink the water or anything, because they were given a little, little things of water and granola, or something else that would die.
51:50
[SPEAKER_03]: It's funny to me that you think I wouldn't think that's a possibility to stop that from happening.
51:54
[SPEAKER_03]: that's hilarious to me that you think when I said I'm very thorough that you that you would think all outgame and by killing myself you what would you do and jack me with with you what do you think I'm leaving around but but if I'm in the box right yeah or whatever you're putting me in the bash your head sideways against the box to your dead so watch your parents by the way it's impossible so there's only one case also by the way I'm not telling you how long you'd be here
52:23
[SPEAKER_03]: You're going to be out of here in a week.
52:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Just have to watch it for a week, buddy, and you're gone.
52:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, actually, you know what?
52:30
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
52:31
[SPEAKER_03]: I know we got to the week.
52:32
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just four more days.
52:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, fuck.
52:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit, dude.
52:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry.
52:36
[SPEAKER_03]: It's another three.
52:36
[SPEAKER_03]: No, because the air conditioning problem.
52:39
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's another.
52:40
[SPEAKER_03]: It's another.
52:41
[SPEAKER_03]: We're starting over.
52:41
[SPEAKER_03]: It's another week, but it's just a week.
52:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't worry about that.
52:43
[SPEAKER_03]: And then suddenly you're two years in.
52:46
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
52:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's a thorough.
52:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, like, I'm going to, before we start, am I going to plan what's you're already abducted?
52:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
52:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to pre-plan.
52:54
[SPEAKER_03]: to do what, to do it, to abduct, and yeah, yeah, all I think I do.
52:59
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you did, too.
53:00
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I do.
53:00
[SPEAKER_03]: I think I do.
53:01
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you're one of the few people that I'm like, yeah.
53:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Like you're dark.
53:06
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53:06
[SPEAKER_00]: You're a judge.
53:06
[SPEAKER_03]: You're a judge.
53:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm glad I don't have power sometimes, because yeah, I'm glad I live in states where it guns are not legal to own.
53:14
[SPEAKER_03]: And you've seen and done everything in travel to so many places for your shows that like, yeah, dude, I think you're over the world itself.
53:23
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think there's anything that I could show you
53:25
[SPEAKER_03]: like a monument-wise or anything else that would impress you that you're just like all right there's got to be another level here where I'm mentally able to get off on something and it's like it's someone going to pick up throughout your life and I want to say yes
53:41
[SPEAKER_03]: No, the FC and Island staff was funny because maybe we're on work, but um, because they were all like, they're fucking underage kids, I'm like, well, not everyone wants to find a fucking underage kids, so everyone just want to fuck hookers.
53:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, not everyone has that sickness, but if you're like, oh, there's check models there, they're like a fuck, that's sick.
53:59
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
53:59
[SPEAKER_03]: But then I'm like, there's definitely some people who are like, it's not about sex with me.
54:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm.
54:06
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to eat humans.
54:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like that's coming out like an army hammer stitch.
54:11
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's coming out.
54:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
54:13
[SPEAKER_03]: That was he was role playing.
54:14
[SPEAKER_03]: He was caused playing.
54:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I think so too.
54:16
[SPEAKER_03]: There's people who are like, but I want to do it.
54:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Joffery can draw free people.
54:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
54:20
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like, I want to, I want to be able to choke the life out of a slave.
54:24
[SPEAKER_03]: And see their life go out.
54:25
[SPEAKER_03]: I can't really do that where I live.
54:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Just to do it.
54:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Just to do it.
54:29
[SPEAKER_03]: And you can do that in Africa.
54:30
[SPEAKER_03]: So if you pay amount of money, you can kill illegal poachers.
54:33
[SPEAKER_03]: What was the dollar money?
54:34
[SPEAKER_03]: The pop poachers you can kill.
54:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
54:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me double check because we did a show in this grand I could awhile back so like for 50 or 100 k the let you kill a legal poachers over in Africa
54:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
54:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Because you should be paid 50 or 100k, you can kill like a rhino or a lion.
54:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Totally, but that gets boring after a while.
54:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
54:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Kill the people who are doing it.
54:56
[SPEAKER_03]: People like, well, that's rude.
54:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, well, how about I stop the people from doing it?
54:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
55:00
[SPEAKER_03]: So what's the number, Bob?
55:01
[SPEAKER_03]: 50k.
55:02
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a go-fun-me.
55:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's looking about that.
55:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
55:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Still the same price?
55:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yes.
55:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Great.
55:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know with inflation.
55:08
[SPEAKER_03]: You're with inflation.
55:09
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:11
[SPEAKER_03]: So if we're still in that number.
55:12
[SPEAKER_03]: No, so by the way, the people like that goes a long way out there.
55:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, forever.
55:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I forget it is here, but you pay them there.
55:19
[SPEAKER_01]: You're, oh, yes, yes.
55:20
[SPEAKER_01]: The money's going on.
55:21
[SPEAKER_03]: They're at count over in Africa.
55:22
[SPEAKER_03]: So for 5, 200 can and Dan's on here, obviously, but I always tell him this.
55:27
[SPEAKER_03]: The only thing that he has over me in this life that I'm jealous of is how many people he's killed overseas.
55:32
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, man, I just want to know what that's like.
55:34
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, it's so fun that the rest of your life seems boring.
55:38
[SPEAKER_03]: And so when you come back, just the dragon.
55:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
55:41
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, you got to, you know, go through the drive through it McDonald's and you somebody orders eight meals for their family right in front of you and you want to kill them and you can't as you could right by you could yes and you're and all the two like I don't know maybe the guy is at all he's lifted away once in the last month.
56:01
[SPEAKER_03]: So I can't take him.
56:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
56:03
[SPEAKER_03]: But they I'm can yeah.
56:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Imagine living with that, and so when I hear that number of 50 to 100 K, if I was that kind of rich, where I could just drop that, and because obviously I get a joint bank account on my wife and shit, I'd have to tell her, and I'm going to be gone for a week.
56:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, hey, Han, I'm going to Africa, get to get these shots, everything else.
56:25
[SPEAKER_03]: While what's it for, I'm going to murder somebody, it's my dream.
56:29
[SPEAKER_03]: It's my dream, and we're a partnership.
56:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
56:31
[SPEAKER_03]: And we sign on for this, and you have to love me no matter what.
56:34
[SPEAKER_03]: You have to love my foibles, and this is one of my foibles.
56:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
56:37
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I keep going to hurt your wife, and then do a crime corner episode and say, hey, here's how this works.
56:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's how it's breaking down.
56:44
[SPEAKER_03]: And like the guy didn't know, maybe he saw me.
56:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe we went met in the forehand, so maybe at a head start.
56:49
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like the iced tea movie.
56:50
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
56:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I see movies.
56:52
[SPEAKER_03]: And here's what he'll do, just a little added layer.
56:55
[SPEAKER_03]: You go on in that show, talking about it.
56:57
[SPEAKER_03]: That makes 50 grand, 50, 100 grand.
56:59
[SPEAKER_03]: That's acceptable now.
57:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck it, it's because you've done work, because I was over there working, yeah.
57:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Huh, sorry about it, but I'm writing this off, and, you know, I killed Muhammad or whoever the fuck this guy is.
57:10
[SPEAKER_03]: The first thing, as a Jew, the first thing of the, like, it's 50, 100k, I'd be like 50.
57:15
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, I'll be the first to take the 50.
57:21
[SPEAKER_03]: But imagine that power, and that's why I want to be rid, like really rich, rich, because that's still in my checklist.
57:31
[SPEAKER_03]: The first time I left for Titus, who used to or still do on the UFC, you know, I met them and it was like, there was a fear that came over me when I realized that
57:41
[SPEAKER_03]: that they had no problem just like me, but if they wanted me dead, they could make it happen.
57:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
57:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
57:48
[SPEAKER_03]: You know my theory is in the diddy shit?
57:51
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
57:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, the diageo family.
57:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Do what?
57:53
[SPEAKER_03]: The diageo family?
57:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Who's I don't know?
57:55
[SPEAKER_03]: The large, they're one of the largest, uh, liquor,
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[SPEAKER_03]: industry owners in the world so that i mean they they went everything right and uh and so did he had sued them for racism uh they just look at a bob look up i look up how much um diaggio bought out a rock for it was his vodka company and so they bought him out and then there was like a back-end thing where uh versus like cases sold and what they were paying every month or whatever and uh uh the sales were good and did he was like why deserve more and they go hey dude
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[SPEAKER_03]: We paid you a billion dollars.
58:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you get out?
58:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
58:30
[SPEAKER_03]: What was the number?
58:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, what a Diaggio Barrier.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Billion Iraq.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It says nearly a billion.
58:37
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, a billion dollar.
58:38
[SPEAKER_03]: And he said, fuck you guys.
58:41
[SPEAKER_03]: This isn't good or not.
58:42
[SPEAKER_03]: It should be more.
58:43
[SPEAKER_03]: I've seen you.
58:43
[SPEAKER_03]: And so he sued them for racism.
58:47
[SPEAKER_03]: And this was all like two years before his shit started.
58:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, if you go back in the, just look at the dates.
58:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Just look at the dates.
58:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's how the dates lined up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Law suit gets settled in January, settled.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That means the Agio family paid something for it to go away.
59:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Or the threat to them enough to be like, we'll give you a dollar signet.
59:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Either way though, it settled.
59:09
[SPEAKER_03]: It was settled.
59:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Whatever it was.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But it was an embarrassment towards the family.
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[SPEAKER_03]: They've never been accused of racism, anything else.
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[SPEAKER_03]: and like I understand it and they pay them a billion dollars.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck right off.
59:18
[SPEAKER_03]: If you've got a problem with that, go, go down the road to McDonald's or whatever the fucker.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do you even know how many zeros a billion is?
59:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you don't.
59:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Look at this.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Could you spend it?
59:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Could you spend a billion dollars, do you think?
59:32
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if I could spend it.
59:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't either.
59:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Without giving it a way to the million numbers.
59:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Just like here's 500, yeah.
59:38
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if I could spend it.
59:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, here's your fucking stupid dream go ahead.
59:42
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to, you know, oh, no.
59:43
[SPEAKER_03]: If I had a camera shot ship like that, I'm all used.
59:46
[SPEAKER_03]: You want to buy, you want to buy and sell used camels.
59:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Awesome.
59:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's, you know, half a million dollars or whatever to a family member.
59:52
[SPEAKER_03]: That's fine.
59:53
[SPEAKER_03]: But so that happened in January, his house then gets rated in May.
59:57
[SPEAKER_03]: and then trials and everything else, some blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and he was not guilty for most of the big charges, right?
1:00:05
[SPEAKER_03]: And this is the... Yeah, yeah, because, so what I think happened was the family gave over all the files and said luck.
1:00:12
[SPEAKER_03]: For all these sex parties, we supplied the vodka.
1:00:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, because when we do hearty eff events for hearty effselcer, we call it distributors.
1:00:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you very much, selfish plug.
1:00:21
[SPEAKER_03]: We call the distributors and say, hey, we're going to like this week, and we're going to Penn State.
1:00:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Penn State, we promise to why not fuck any children at all while we're doing this event.
1:00:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Nothing.
1:00:31
[SPEAKER_03]: I had that joke before you told which college it was.
1:00:34
[SPEAKER_03]: And so they by the way, they knocked on the showers there, Penn State.
1:00:38
[SPEAKER_03]: It's pretty good.
1:00:38
[SPEAKER_03]: No walls anymore.
1:00:39
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
1:00:40
[SPEAKER_03]: They completely redid the entire locker.
1:00:42
[SPEAKER_03]: That must suck for the guys like, right, I just, I wasn't gonna fuck a kid.
1:00:46
[SPEAKER_03]: I just wanted to privacy.
1:00:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Why do I have to suffer?
1:00:50
[SPEAKER_03]: But I'm going there, and I need, I don't know, 50 cases for this event.
1:00:54
[SPEAKER_03]: So I called it a stupid, and I'm like, right, hey, send the 50 cases here.
1:00:56
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to this party or whatever, right?
1:00:58
[SPEAKER_03]: It's got to be the same, it had to have been.
1:01:00
[SPEAKER_03]: The same thing for Diti where you said, look, I got this fucking party in Miami.
1:01:05
[SPEAKER_03]: And I need 100 cases of sarak, just send it to me, and then it's called a buyback.
1:01:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Just put on my buyback, and then I'll take care of the bill later.
1:01:14
[SPEAKER_03]: And it happened over and over again.
1:01:15
[SPEAKER_03]: So they, they knew.
1:01:17
[SPEAKER_03]: where the bodies were.
1:01:18
[SPEAKER_03]: They knew all the shits, I think.
1:01:20
[SPEAKER_03]: And everybody part of this happening everywhere.
1:01:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:01:22
[SPEAKER_03]: And to be honest with you, because the slosh dude was bullshitting, everything else, and calling them racist for no reason, is that sticks to you the rest of your life?
1:01:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and also, racist is like, that's not a, I don't even, I mean, it shouldn't do it, but I don't think I'd say,
1:01:35
[SPEAKER_03]: doable thing.
1:01:37
[SPEAKER_03]: It shouldn't be after you paid someone a billion dollars.
1:01:40
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the racism there?
1:01:41
[SPEAKER_03]: But like in America, you're allowed to be racist.
1:01:43
[SPEAKER_03]: You can't not hire someone because of their race, but like you're allowed to think one race is worse than another race.
1:01:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was, uh, this was something like you're not paying a black man or whatever the fuck it was.
1:01:54
[SPEAKER_03]: So this is interesting so you think then they made it up not made it up.
1:01:59
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you I think they just placed a call to the feds And said hey Here's what's going on.
1:02:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, here's where we've delivered all the shit to here's the fucking itineraries everything else She us looking to it
1:02:10
[SPEAKER_03]: I think that's what happens.
1:02:11
[SPEAKER_03]: I think the one in the people like, oh, just because he went against this, now this comes out.
1:02:15
[SPEAKER_03]: It's fake.
1:02:15
[SPEAKER_03]: It's the same thing as, like, Brussels brand type itself, where it was like, oh, now I'm against Trump.
1:02:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Now suddenly this gets made up and it was like, no, no, it's suddenly you're not protected anymore.
1:02:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
1:02:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Because they're like that.
1:02:26
[SPEAKER_03]: There's rumors from way more in Hollywood back in the day.
1:02:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:02:30
[SPEAKER_03]: And then I heard the worst shit about Brussels brand back in the day.
1:02:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
1:02:32
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's like, yeah, they just work sort of protecting you.
1:02:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:02:36
[SPEAKER_03]: And then with all these guys, and then they go, hey, we're just taking our protection off.
1:02:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Protection is gone.
1:02:41
[SPEAKER_03]: So you can either, or shit is over.
1:02:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can either go on the up and up or you can keep doing the shit you're doing, but that's what, man.
1:02:49
[SPEAKER_03]: You're up to some information if we're like bodies in the closet.
1:02:52
[SPEAKER_03]: That's crazy, crazy dude.
1:02:54
[SPEAKER_03]: It's speeding with the fucking, shatmen of drugs in your trunk.
1:02:57
[SPEAKER_03]: That's, it's just like, are you nuts?
1:03:00
[SPEAKER_03]: nuts?
1:03:02
[SPEAKER_03]: It's absolutely fucking nuts.
1:03:03
[SPEAKER_03]: My favorite is one of somebody's attacks people online for like, you know, being racist or homophobic or posogenous and then like, and then those old tweets of theirs.
1:03:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:03:13
[SPEAKER_03]: And you're like, did you bury this in your head?
1:03:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
1:03:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you, you're not dumb.
1:03:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you just buried that you had done that.
1:03:19
[SPEAKER_03]: You hadn't thought twice about it.
1:03:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh.
1:03:21
[SPEAKER_03]: It's always very funny.
1:03:22
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you forget about it and you're like, oh shit.
1:03:24
[SPEAKER_03]: You know what I just meant as a joke.
1:03:26
[SPEAKER_03]: You're like, and you think they didn't?
1:03:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
1:03:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:03:30
[SPEAKER_03]: And now your whole life is fucked because one thing where I couldn't just stay shut up she just couldn't fucking billion wasn't enough.
1:03:38
[SPEAKER_03]: It was just the ego is too much and he was just like, you know what fuck you do it.
1:03:42
[SPEAKER_03]: I want another 500 million or whatever it is.
1:03:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Whatever, I don't know what that would number he asked for.
1:03:47
[SPEAKER_03]: We're like, and it just wasn't enough and then now you're in jail and the whole world knows you're discussing human beings.
1:03:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're not getting the celebs to go to your parties anymore.
1:03:58
[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's all done.
1:03:59
[SPEAKER_03]: And you've been him.
1:04:00
[SPEAKER_03]: I've met him.
1:04:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Diddy.
1:04:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I've met.
1:04:03
[SPEAKER_03]: I've been a little fucking white party.
1:04:04
[SPEAKER_03]: I've sold this sort of show, but some, but with there's a lot of people out there that you and I probably both know with a lot of smoke that it's true.
1:04:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and
1:04:16
[SPEAKER_03]: You're like, I can't prove it.
1:04:17
[SPEAKER_00]: So that's what I'm going to call it.
1:04:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, when Harvey Weinstein, when that happened to people, like, you know, I'm talking to Theo Vaughn book.
1:04:24
[SPEAKER_03]: That's about exactly because now he's really big.
1:04:26
[SPEAKER_03]: But this way before.
1:04:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Way before he was famous.
1:04:29
[SPEAKER_03]: He could get on anything.
1:04:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Can you get arrested?
1:04:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for real.
1:04:33
[SPEAKER_03]: And very exactly.
1:04:36
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was like, I mean, we kind of heard about it.
1:04:38
[SPEAKER_03]: And we don't know any.
1:04:39
[SPEAKER_03]: We can't even get auditions for things.
1:04:41
[SPEAKER_03]: And we had heard about it, but like, what do you call the cops?
1:04:45
[SPEAKER_03]: No, you know what I mean?
1:04:46
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not Cosby also.
1:04:47
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, there's rumors about this.
1:04:49
[SPEAKER_03]: People talk about SNL, making jokes.
1:04:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.
1:04:52
[SPEAKER_03]: But like, it's not, we don't have control.
1:04:54
[SPEAKER_03]: No one has control.
1:04:55
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
1:04:55
[SPEAKER_03]: So you just like, I don't just want other things that happens, I guess.
1:04:58
[SPEAKER_03]: I need to choose not to think about it.
1:04:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, much.
1:05:00
[SPEAKER_03]: And then my wife had the opposite stance on, on why
1:05:04
[SPEAKER_03]: She's an anti-feminist by the way, which is great, but she goes, uh, she's an actress.
1:05:08
[SPEAKER_03]: She's like, I hate him because it's a Jew.
1:05:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:05:09
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not nothing to do with the show.
1:05:10
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it's not a Jew, it
1:05:21
[SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck is the deal?
1:05:23
[SPEAKER_03]: That's another show, but with my wife's and an actress, that's how we met in a movie, but I asked her about the wine scene thing.
1:05:30
[SPEAKER_03]: She goes, you tell me that I get to go up to the hotel room and I go in an Oscar, I'm going to the fucking hotel room.
1:05:35
[SPEAKER_03]: That's here's on the law, here's what people don't understand, because they didn't live in LA.
1:05:40
[SPEAKER_03]: that there's a, everyone who hears about that stuff, like, I'm saying you have to do this and I'll get this, you're thinking of your sister, your mom, who's had sex with, you know, let's say your sister, or a good friend that you grew up with in Kansas City, they've had sex with six people, and it's like, oh, they're big victimized after that, you have to, it's not that, these are actresses, right there, and her models, and they're just fucking,
1:06:05
[SPEAKER_03]: They fucked two, three guys a week.
1:06:07
[SPEAKER_03]: So for them to give up some sex, they're already doing it for nice meals, plastic surgery.
1:06:14
[SPEAKER_03]: If you have a plastic surgeon card, you're getting late.
1:06:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:06:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Without saying, I'll trade you for this.
1:06:19
[SPEAKER_03]: People are fucking you in the hopes of.
1:06:21
[SPEAKER_03]: People are already getting late in the hopes of.
1:06:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Agents are getting late in the hopes of, maybe they'll represent me.
1:06:27
[SPEAKER_03]: There's no deal.
1:06:28
[SPEAKER_03]: He was getting late like at all the time, and eventually started going, all right, here's the deal.
1:06:33
[SPEAKER_03]: And then like that's where he went wrong, but these are normal people.
1:06:36
[SPEAKER_03]: These are soulless trash.
1:06:38
[SPEAKER_03]: These are actresses.
1:06:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Not to let actors off the hook either.
1:06:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Right, but they're also trash, but they're different way.
1:06:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:06:45
[SPEAKER_03]: So it's not the same level as that.
1:06:48
[SPEAKER_03]: So I asked her, I go, hey, did you ever get that fucking call?
1:06:50
[SPEAKER_03]: And she goes, I wasn't hot enough.
1:06:52
[SPEAKER_03]: I was in hot enough.
1:06:52
[SPEAKER_03]: It's back in the days.
1:06:53
[SPEAKER_03]: She's gotten hotter later in later in life.
1:06:55
[SPEAKER_03]: And she goes,
1:06:56
[SPEAKER_03]: wasn't hot enough.
1:06:57
[SPEAKER_03]: She was like, I was a, I would say we get the off.
1:06:59
[SPEAKER_03]: She goes, I was a fucking catcher and softball.
1:07:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Like I wasn't.
1:07:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
1:07:04
[SPEAKER_03]: And she goes, I grew up hot, but she goes, I was past that scene.
1:07:08
[SPEAKER_03]: And because she goes for the rest of them, she was, I wish I was hot enough to go up to the house.
1:07:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:07:12
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd rather we're not going to do it.
1:07:13
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not going to do it.
1:07:13
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not going to do it.
1:07:14
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not going to do it.
1:07:15
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not going to do it.
1:07:15
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not going to do it.
1:07:16
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not going to do it.
1:07:16
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not going to do it.
1:07:17
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not going to do it.
1:07:17
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not going to do it.
1:07:18
[SPEAKER_03]: We're not going to do it.
1:07:19
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know someone who traded sex with Harvey Weinstein for a part, and then didn't get the part, and that is wrong.
1:07:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, that's a deal.
1:07:28
[SPEAKER_03]: That is it, we had a deal, and that's not cool.
1:07:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Was she a terrible actress?
1:07:32
[SPEAKER_03]: She probably was, and she also had spent some time hooking for a while.
1:07:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
1:07:37
[SPEAKER_03]: So again, this isn't the same like, oh my God, you took my virginity.
1:07:41
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a vast jump to what it was.
1:07:45
[SPEAKER_03]: I know two of them who were in this, the Lossets, interesting, and first one, complete alcoholic and she was on one show, very famous on that one show, but drinking so out of control, but like, she used to pull her pussy out everywhere, and it was just slick.
1:08:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Dude, and she fucks like half the crew members in this one job, we did, no, it's just like, man, I We're not doing this like you're gonna go have to Weinstein, but you fucked the 23-year-old grip.
1:08:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:08:29
[SPEAKER_03]: And it wasn't like, I'm gonna fuck you all, it was like, fuck, come back, enjoy the party for another hour, fucker again, come back, sure.
1:08:35
[SPEAKER_03]: So if some guy tells that, like, hey, why don't you fuck me, I'll give you something, it's like, I get don't, but it's not quite the same.
1:08:44
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
1:08:45
[SPEAKER_03]: And there should be like a stamp of ink that you put yours, you slap your dick in and then you sign the form and it's like, hey, here we go.
1:08:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Right, that's Harvey's dick.
1:08:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:08:55
[SPEAKER_03]: He said I could have the part.
1:08:57
[SPEAKER_03]: the mushroom stamp counts and I want that fucking part.
1:09:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I better get the part because that's beyond it.
1:09:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Squinted powder was not great and Shakespearean love.
1:09:06
[SPEAKER_03]: The forcing is the problem, but it's also like, it's like that guy that died, you know, doing like 40s and football training, you know, and like, how could you run and what he wanted to quit?
1:09:15
[SPEAKER_03]: He was like, well, hold on, run them all past and run them all on quit.
1:09:19
[SPEAKER_03]: That's not what we're talking about.
1:09:20
[SPEAKER_03]: We all run them past their point.
1:09:23
[SPEAKER_03]: We're trading him into Matt.
1:09:25
[SPEAKER_03]: We went too far with his one, but it's not like I just paid the guy off the street and he was like, I can't, I'm dying and he's like, fuck you, you'll keep going.
1:09:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's not quite the same thing.
1:09:34
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's just a little more context sometimes.
1:09:37
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
1:09:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, let me get the straight rapes are crazy wrong.
1:09:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Straight rapes are the right thing.
1:09:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Here's the deal, get it or don't?
1:09:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:09:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Those are wrong.
1:09:47
[SPEAKER_03]: And what's the point when that's like wrong?
1:09:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Come sit in my lap.
1:09:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Let me fuck you're like in a regular job.
1:09:51
[SPEAKER_03]: And then let me like touch your pulse, and you can keep this secretary job.
1:09:56
[SPEAKER_03]: But those people are like, no, I don't even want the job in the first place.
1:09:59
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
1:09:59
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to be a secretary.
1:10:00
[SPEAKER_03]: It's, I want to make millions of bucks for playing pretend for, over nothing.
1:10:04
[SPEAKER_03]: In Oscar.
1:10:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:10:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Where is Oscar?
1:10:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Got a guarantee in Oscar.
1:10:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, dude.
1:10:09
[SPEAKER_03]: And let's face it.
1:10:10
[SPEAKER_03]: He was dishing him out at that time.
1:10:12
[SPEAKER_03]: He chose everybody.
1:10:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, imagine the power that everyone's scared.
1:10:17
[SPEAKER_03]: One guy that, uh,
1:10:19
[SPEAKER_03]: What was the pool movie guy that would've said fucking pretty much and then he's like, you're done.
1:10:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:10:24
[SPEAKER_03]: You're done.
1:10:25
[SPEAKER_03]: The Boston guy.
1:10:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I forget.
1:10:27
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was like, you're fucking out of here.
1:10:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:10:28
[SPEAKER_00]: I was like, don't you?
1:10:29
[SPEAKER_03]: No one will work with you.
1:10:30
[SPEAKER_03]: It's not just me.
1:10:31
[SPEAKER_03]: I control the rest of them.
1:10:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Boondock Stains.
1:10:34
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what was.
1:10:34
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it, buddy.
1:10:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Enjoying the pen and movies.
1:10:36
[SPEAKER_03]: That's also going to be hard for you.
1:10:38
[SPEAKER_03]: That should be a must watch for everybody going to Hollywood and just say, hey, put in the dock of Boondock Stains and see what happens when you cross Harvey Weinstein.
1:10:47
[SPEAKER_03]: How's John performer, and they're like, we don't need to draw how dare you.
1:10:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:10:50
[SPEAKER_03]: See you later, bro.
1:10:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I need to get rid of Brad Pitt.
1:10:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Of course I can get rid of you.
1:10:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:10:54
[SPEAKER_03]: You're just like a promising young, right?
1:10:56
[SPEAKER_03]: You got guy.
1:10:57
[SPEAKER_03]: The wildest thing to me, it was Brad Pitt, was the only one that can front her, and had to come out and choke him out and said, I know if she did it like and do that again, I'll kill you and he's like, I'm gone, I'm just not to someone you know.
1:11:08
[SPEAKER_03]: But he was so good looking that he was above it, which is nuts to me.
1:11:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Money could be made off him.
1:11:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, what's his money coming in like what we're not going to have that money if it was if it was you choking him out They'd be like come in your career.
1:11:20
[SPEAKER_03]: It's done.
1:11:21
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd disappear.
1:11:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:11:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would be more than that But Brad him.
1:11:24
[SPEAKER_03]: I might say something on a podcast better better get rid of him.
1:11:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Brad pit though.
1:11:27
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
1:11:28
[SPEAKER_03]: He knew he was above the law at that time Which is or he's just so overcome by rage.
1:11:32
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like they made this won't be good.
1:11:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I bet he when he did that he he's left there going
1:11:37
[SPEAKER_03]: feel good, and then when he got in the car, it was like, time I'd be done.
1:11:42
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, do you think gold is agent?
1:11:44
[SPEAKER_03]: It was just like, hey, I just shook you out of the car.
1:11:46
[SPEAKER_03]: You guys are going to have to eat some control on this.
1:11:48
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, he had to at least think I might be done.
1:11:51
[SPEAKER_03]: When South Park picked on Scientology, they must have thought, there's not a non-zero chance.
1:11:57
[SPEAKER_03]: This is it for us.
1:11:58
[SPEAKER_03]: But no one had picked on them.
1:11:59
[SPEAKER_03]: They did have enough money at the time where they were like, all right, if this is it, it's... We were tired.
1:12:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, exactly.
1:12:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're not going to take our money, but we're done making anything from now on.
1:12:08
[SPEAKER_03]: It's still going to do it.
1:12:09
[SPEAKER_03]: It was just cool.
1:12:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Brad Pitt's still choking him out, knowing this might be the end of me.
1:12:13
[SPEAKER_03]: In the 90s and 90s, he hadn't made all that money.
1:12:16
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
1:12:16
[SPEAKER_03]: That money came later that that was ocean is a lot of inches of fall Yeah, yes, River runs through it, but still not like huge money makers.
1:12:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, what building a nice career?
1:12:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah True romance yet a little gas thing in and then you could I thought you could buy a house and Oh, she's 11 is when he really became Brad Pitt when you were like all right cool man Meet Joe Black when was that Bob?
1:12:40
[SPEAKER_03]: that was like ninety eight or ninety nine okay so yeah he was starting to get there uh... but that's a ballsy you know twelve monkeys he became big two uh... he had four but he got like he got like oh you're locked now he wanted or he was nominated for an Oscar at least uh... i don't want an Oscar dead how long he's been in high-end movies not right yeah but only because he's that good looking in real life have you seen him have you met him your your beef right did uh... sicker uh... love some what do you say what it would
1:13:08
[SPEAKER_03]: It's all security.
1:13:09
[SPEAKER_03]: I asked about him.
1:13:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
1:13:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I never really asked about him.
1:13:12
[SPEAKER_03]: I kind of hate Hollywood and everyone involved.
1:13:14
[SPEAKER_03]: I understand that, but Brad Pitt's different where you're like, how good looking is that guy?
1:13:17
[SPEAKER_03]: He would glide up a room.
1:13:19
[SPEAKER_03]: He would glide up a room, I'm sure.
1:13:21
[SPEAKER_03]: In a way that no one, you've met stars.
1:13:24
[SPEAKER_03]: You're one, I guess.
1:13:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:13:26
[SPEAKER_03]: And I, by the way, my first ask from a, like a friend to college friend was just like, hey, dude,
1:13:33
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to now that you're, you know, you're in your first movies, you're famous and everything else.
1:13:37
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to go to this, I want to go to this premiere.
1:13:39
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, right, awesome.
1:13:40
[SPEAKER_03]: What is it?
1:13:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Brad Pitt.
1:13:41
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, okay.
1:13:43
[SPEAKER_03]: And he got, well, why?
1:13:44
[SPEAKER_03]: He said, I love Brad Pitt.
1:13:45
[SPEAKER_03]: I just want to see if it's real.
1:13:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Like the hype is real and all this other thing.
1:13:48
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, all right.
1:13:49
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a David Fincher movie.
1:13:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I forget what it was.
1:13:52
[SPEAKER_03]: And Brad Pitt was there.
1:13:53
[SPEAKER_03]: And I call my public assistant and say, hey,
1:13:55
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a best friends loves Brad Pitt or whatever.
1:13:58
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like and I had this other thing coming out She knew she was getting paid for a while She was like shit shit do what I wanted, you know, and I was like I want to get next time I went see his next name of the premiere She's from my buddy just to say that he did it and it was before cell phones and everything else I got it right and sat down next to him and he Dude, he wasn't wearing pearls at the time, but he clutched him
1:14:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my gosh, that's pretty pit and I go holy shit and I think by the way same thing I was just like oh my god, you can't believe it no and what here's what I couldn't believe because I We'd gotten there before he did he was like the last minute
1:14:31
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I am going to do the red carpet for two seconds and then go in and watch the movie.
1:14:35
[SPEAKER_03]: We were I to do the thing and do the interviews or whatever, so because I wasn't famous.
1:14:39
[SPEAKER_03]: This is is Brad Pitt obviously never got to that level, but it go in and we're sitting at that point and so he walks in.
1:14:47
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's a hush over the crowd.
1:14:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
1:14:49
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, oh, imagine that.
1:14:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Every time we enter a room, there's a murmur.
1:14:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and but you could hear her own women and see wives with their husbands.
1:14:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Girlfriends with their boyfriends.
1:15:01
[SPEAKER_03]: And they just looked at Brad Pitt.
1:15:02
[SPEAKER_03]: And they were like, oh my, oh my, and I was just like, and we all knew it was for him.
1:15:07
[SPEAKER_03]: We all turned and we were just like holy shit and I looked at my body Tristan and I go hey dude, that's Brad Pitt's series here is right there and it goes oh my god Dude and like it was fucking Brad Pitt right drove you some a joke about it goes I don't know it's like these guys are so hot It's like if I saw Brad Pitt I might
1:15:24
[SPEAKER_03]: skim my knees sliding into suck his dick yeah, yeah, it's true by the way, and so here's what's stunned me Was movie goes on and here's the weird thing is like, I can't remember the movie.
1:15:34
[SPEAKER_03]: You know why I was staring at Brad Pitt.
1:15:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're like this the whole talk both of us both of us both of me and my best friend from college We're both of it and dudes too straight.
1:15:42
[SPEAKER_03]: I see people do it to my friends So I'm like I'm like, oh, I'm noticing out and becoming visible and you see it happening You're like look at your fucking enjoy your meal or look at the movie.
1:15:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Stop looking over here.
1:15:52
[SPEAKER_03]: No, and they're just like
1:15:53
[SPEAKER_03]: having an extra good time.
1:15:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I got you, I'll do that later.
1:15:56
[SPEAKER_03]: I make sure they think that you're having a dynamic kidding with comprehend what they're doing.
1:16:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
1:16:01
[SPEAKER_03]: And that guy sees it all the time.
1:16:04
[SPEAKER_03]: That's his entire life for 60 years.
1:16:08
[SPEAKER_03]: How old is Brad Pitt?
1:16:09
[SPEAKER_03]: 62?
1:16:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, 63?
1:16:10
[SPEAKER_03]: That's his journey of death, too.
1:16:12
[SPEAKER_00]: 62.
1:16:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Johnny Depp is hanging out with Stan Hopenny brought under the commerce door and Brody Stevens came in the back, not knowing that Johnny Depp would be there.
1:16:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
1:16:22
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was like, hey guys, how did you...
1:16:24
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's like, hey, right there, there was already a hit.
1:16:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he goes, hi, I'm John.
1:16:30
[SPEAKER_03]: He gets up and goes, hi, I'm John.
1:16:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, let me put this to rest.
1:16:33
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want you staring at me.
1:16:34
[SPEAKER_03]: All do it.
1:16:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I like it out of the way.
1:16:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I like it out of the way.
1:16:37
[SPEAKER_01]: I am John.
1:16:38
[SPEAKER_03]: How are you doing?
1:16:38
[SPEAKER_03]: John, nice to meet you.
1:16:39
[SPEAKER_03]: That's mine.
1:16:40
[SPEAKER_03]: That's mine.
1:16:41
[SPEAKER_03]: You go.
1:16:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
1:16:42
[SPEAKER_03]: But with Brad Pitt was the same way.
1:16:44
[SPEAKER_03]: So here's what I got cut up in his whole bullshit.
1:16:46
[SPEAKER_03]: I always assumed he was small.
1:16:48
[SPEAKER_03]: And so he stands up and I stand up.
1:16:51
[SPEAKER_03]: We're both on aisle seats, right?
1:16:53
[SPEAKER_03]: We're looking at it.
1:16:54
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a big drink.
1:16:55
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm kissing six four and it was almost six one, and I was just like, oh shit, wow, it's not only good looking for your tall, get all the things and it's just, I mean, it demoralizes you as a human being where you're like,
1:17:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Man, I thought I was a good looking dude and then I met Brad Pitt and you're just like there's no other level.
1:17:14
[SPEAKER_03]: It is and there's no there's no one you could date in your life who would look at you and Brad Pitt and not choose Brad Pitt and dealing with that psychologically as a man is fucking weird to me.
1:17:27
[SPEAKER_03]: We're just like God dammit.
1:17:28
[SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't matter who it is.
1:17:30
[SPEAKER_03]: I can lose my mom and grandma and my fucking wife and my girlfriend like whoever.
1:17:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Who's that thing about like, would you hook up when you're on the road?
1:17:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure, yes, the answer is yes.
1:17:38
[SPEAKER_03]: But like, would you hook up with someone who's like, I've got a boyfriend.
1:17:43
[SPEAKER_03]: And I got to the point, I'm like, I, that's not, I don't think you've been chased.
1:17:48
[SPEAKER_03]: STE and now and now suddenly because of this, you're like, I can't control myself anymore.
1:17:54
[SPEAKER_03]: You're a cheater.
1:17:55
[SPEAKER_03]: You're a cheater.
1:17:56
[SPEAKER_03]: That's you and your boyfriend to work out.
1:17:57
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't care.
1:17:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Unless you're a Brad Pitt.
1:18:01
[SPEAKER_03]: And at that point, like, no, she was actually going to go through her whole life not cheating.
1:18:05
[SPEAKER_03]: She was unable to control herself.
1:18:08
[SPEAKER_03]: So that actually you are fucking up that relation.
1:18:10
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
1:18:11
[SPEAKER_03]: And I think that's almost the one you have to let slide, where if she came home and she's woke you up.
1:18:19
[SPEAKER_03]: And she said, hey, I was in Nashville, girls weekends, and then I ran into Brad Pitt.
1:18:23
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd like to say I'm embarrassed about this, I'm not, I'm just tearing it with you.
1:18:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I was just proud of it.
1:18:27
[SPEAKER_03]: I'd like to be proud of it.
1:18:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:18:29
[SPEAKER_03]: And I slept with Brad Pitt, I hope this is when we're in a relationship and our kids and everything else you'd be like.
1:18:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I get it, I get it honey, it's just, you know, wash your pussy off and get it and let's just go to bed, okay?
1:18:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I can't, I can't deal with that either, so.
1:18:44
[SPEAKER_03]: Who's a story about, let me, I thought it was three, but like no, you can say it, God.
1:18:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Leo, DiCaprio, we got fucked by going, having his handlers going, hey, Leo sees you over there, he'd like to hook up with you, come to the room, to have sex with Leo, there's no pre-times to it, and then they get there, and he comes in with headphones on.
1:19:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, my wife said the same thing, so she didn't fuck him, but her best friend did, and she goes, dude, he had headphones on, is the known rumor, and then just laid there like a starfish, and she goes, my best friend fucked him, comes in.
1:19:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I suppose, Fox,
1:19:20
[SPEAKER_03]: And then goes, no way.
1:19:23
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's, we didn't plan those.
1:19:25
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
1:19:27
[SPEAKER_03]: And we did not plan this for this.
1:19:28
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a Lisa Geter gift bag rumor.
1:19:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm not.
1:19:31
[SPEAKER_03]: She says, that's for take a look at that.
1:19:33
[SPEAKER_03]: I was not.
1:19:33
[SPEAKER_03]: I can confirm that one.
1:19:34
[SPEAKER_00]: Did you give that?
1:19:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
1:19:35
[SPEAKER_03]: I can confirm the gift bag one was in the fucking gift bag one.
1:19:38
[SPEAKER_03]: That signed baseball.
1:19:39
[SPEAKER_03]: You say I guess signed baseball?
1:19:40
[SPEAKER_03]: How can you confirm it?
1:19:42
[SPEAKER_03]: He was like I'm that's so funny.
1:19:44
[SPEAKER_03]: He's the same as him.
1:19:45
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like that's crazy Where are these gift bags also?
1:19:50
[SPEAKER_03]: That'd be nice.
1:19:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.
1:19:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I hooked up here there.
1:19:52
[SPEAKER_03]: He's like that's I've heard it.
1:19:53
[SPEAKER_03]: That's nuts.
1:19:54
[SPEAKER_03]: So the I did a movie with this girl and she got one
1:19:58
[SPEAKER_03]: not only did she get one, but she ended up dating him for like six or seven months afterwards.
1:20:03
[SPEAKER_03]: And so she got the ball, she got the sign ball and it was going to give back.
1:20:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was a jersey, a hat and something else, right?
1:20:10
[SPEAKER_03]: I want a jersey there.
1:20:11
[SPEAKER_03]: No shit.
1:20:12
[SPEAKER_03]: But it was signed.
1:20:13
[SPEAKER_03]: The baseball was signed and all that other shit and it was like, hey, and then he would call a car service.
1:20:19
[SPEAKER_03]: which made them feel it.
1:20:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Which also is like I'm putting a call card for you.
1:20:22
[SPEAKER_00]: That's no.
1:20:22
[SPEAKER_03]: A cab sucks.
1:20:24
[SPEAKER_03]: A black car service.
1:20:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, do a better have that kind of money.
1:20:28
[SPEAKER_00]: You don't.
1:20:28
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's just, let me call you a cab before you get home.
1:20:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Jeans got that.
1:20:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Jeans got it.
1:20:33
[SPEAKER_03]: So getting a black car in the way home, after getting fucked by jeaner with the gift bag and the sign ball and all the other shit.
1:20:39
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, I feel good.
1:20:40
[SPEAKER_03]: You feel great.
1:20:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:20:42
[SPEAKER_01]: By the way, great.
1:20:43
[SPEAKER_03]: The version of that for a normal person is,
1:20:45
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, if somebody comes over, it fox, and then like, and then is leaving, or do a hotel is like, just walk into the car.
1:20:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't be a cunt.
1:20:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Right don't be like I'm gonna get dressed.
1:20:58
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna get dressed.
1:20:59
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna walk you to the car So they don't feel like like a like a like a whore.
1:21:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, and he did his version of that which Car servo.
1:21:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, man dormant walked her to the car.
1:21:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, I mean she went over the whole story And I was just like whoa dude.
1:21:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, I go you had to felt honored and she was like
1:21:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's sure it's all right nailed it.
1:21:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Good.
1:21:24
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he's married nailed it.
1:21:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think now he is.
1:21:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, good.
1:21:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Just If you're smart like that, it's a very good.
1:21:32
[SPEAKER_03]: But how did you how did you feel about it?
1:21:34
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go.
1:21:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, also why did it last six or seven months?
1:21:37
[SPEAKER_03]: And she goes because he didn't think that I cared about him.
1:21:44
[SPEAKER_03]: So he's just
1:21:47
[SPEAKER_03]: But she goes, I'd also dated another celebrity athlete before.
1:21:49
[SPEAKER_03]: She goes, I was used to it.
1:21:51
[SPEAKER_03]: And then she named off the names.
1:21:52
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, all right, who do we got?
1:21:53
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was a laundry list.
1:21:54
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was a big one.
1:21:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, Tiger Woods.
1:21:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow, yeah.
1:21:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Tony Gonzalez.
1:21:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, and then Derek Geter.
1:22:01
[SPEAKER_03]: So she loved mixed blood people.
1:22:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Her dad was fans and like, he had a huge company.
1:22:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I won't go into who it is, but uh, and so she was trying to put the dad through, who she fucked?
1:22:13
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, the dad was always saying, it'd be great if he married someone like this.
1:22:18
[SPEAKER_03]: So he kept making the intro.
1:22:20
[SPEAKER_03]: What, uh?
1:22:21
[SPEAKER_03]: So it wasn't that famous.
1:22:22
[SPEAKER_03]: And so it was just like, he was making the intro as a man, be great if he married somebody like this, right?
1:22:27
[SPEAKER_03]: And which is trying to put his daughter with the fucking best possible scenario for life.
1:22:32
[SPEAKER_03]: And let's face it.
1:22:33
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, if you're looking back on it,
1:22:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Besides, minus tiger, obviously, you know, one Lager.
1:22:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Their jitter was singled in New York.
1:22:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, nothing he did was untoward.
1:22:45
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like, yeah, I thought.
1:22:46
[SPEAKER_03]: So do it by way.
1:22:48
[SPEAKER_03]: So does everybody else going to New York?
1:22:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:22:50
[SPEAKER_03]: People were fucking in bathrooms.
1:22:51
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was lucky because of his time period.
1:22:53
[SPEAKER_03]: There was no cell phone in New York.
1:22:55
[SPEAKER_03]: No cell phones, no single in New York.
1:22:58
[SPEAKER_03]: And when he finally was done, and he was like, all right, I'm mad at girl.
1:23:00
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to marry her.
1:23:01
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, what?
1:23:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Good timing.
1:23:03
[SPEAKER_03]: If you had done this at 25, I'd be mad at you.
1:23:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Same.
1:23:07
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's why, you know, Kobe's dad.
1:23:09
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what they fought about.
1:23:10
[SPEAKER_03]: And they never talked.
1:23:10
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
1:23:11
[SPEAKER_03]: So he married that girl at 20.
1:23:12
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's like stopped.
1:23:14
[SPEAKER_03]: And well, he was a professional basketball player.
1:23:16
[SPEAKER_03]: And he got us heydude.
1:23:17
[SPEAKER_03]: You're the greatest in the world.
1:23:20
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't think you understand it 20 years old.
1:23:22
[SPEAKER_03]: How great the post is going to be the rest of your life.
1:23:24
[SPEAKER_03]: So please still thinking like an 18 year old.
1:23:26
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll just stop looking at the post.
1:23:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Any and he just said, hey, dude, just go.
1:23:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Just enjoy the next 10 years your life in your 30.
1:23:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah.
1:23:35
[SPEAKER_03]: And in your 30s, settle down as a jitter.
1:23:37
[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of people did that.
1:23:38
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes settle that after that and goes to get married to 20 stupid because you're going to cheat on her something fucked up It's going to happen.
1:23:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah just when they say don't put in the ass don't put in the ass.
1:23:52
[SPEAKER_03]: I should tell them two things don't lock up a wife.
1:23:55
[SPEAKER_03]: And if anyone says no not in the ass take their word for it.
1:23:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, the Kobe situation was different.
1:24:00
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it was, homegirls after money and it was what eight forms of scene, the eight different types of semen in the piano?
1:24:05
[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1:24:06
[SPEAKER_03]: You got to read that again.
1:24:07
[SPEAKER_03]: That was made up by the defense.
1:24:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Stop.
1:24:10
[SPEAKER_03]: That was 100% made up by the defense too.
1:24:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Her boyfriend and Kobe's.
1:24:14
[SPEAKER_03]: That was made up of things.
1:24:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Spread to the public to discredit a rape victim.
1:24:19
[SPEAKER_01]: No.
1:24:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you got to look at that again.
1:24:22
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I can't.
1:24:23
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, what is all this?
1:24:24
[SPEAKER_03]: And you look at it.
1:24:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no.
1:24:26
[SPEAKER_03]: That wasn't the thought.
1:24:27
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll reread it.
1:24:28
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
1:24:28
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll reread it.
1:24:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:24:29
[SPEAKER_03]: That eight types of, of course.
1:24:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, she's fucking everybody.
1:24:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Who's not washing their underwear after fucking seven other dudes?
1:24:36
[SPEAKER_03]: I look.
1:24:37
[SPEAKER_03]: You've been on the road.
1:24:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Haven't been on the road.
1:24:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Are you meant to turn back?
1:24:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
1:24:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
1:24:41
[SPEAKER_03]: By defense.
1:24:42
[SPEAKER_03]: If we back then, if we call her a whore, that's okay.
1:24:47
[SPEAKER_03]: That was way before me too.
1:24:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and it's before real internet on your phone.
1:24:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, so it was like, let's just describe it there.
1:24:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:24:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Pock, I'll re-rear that one.
1:24:58
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, that's the most interesting one.
1:24:59
[SPEAKER_03]: It's funny when you go back and read any case in history.
1:25:02
[SPEAKER_03]: You're like this and you're like, and now you have it under new, like under a new like today's day-to-day age look at it.
1:25:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, or as an adult, you see something as a 16 year old and now you're like, oh, I don't know what that was now.
1:25:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, and you're like,
1:25:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck, man.
1:25:19
[SPEAKER_03]: God damn, and I, and I grew up with some nasty fucking stories to do.
1:25:24
[SPEAKER_03]: I was a, after playing ball at Ohio State, I was a balancer after that, right?
1:25:29
[SPEAKER_03]: And so, this place that I worked out, it was all these famous bands that would come out, it was like 1,500 people, and I'll never, there was two stories that really, three.
1:25:39
[SPEAKER_03]: That's staying out from you there.
1:25:40
[SPEAKER_03]: And one was BB King, and BB King was towards the end of his life, at that point, he looked up what Yuri died, Bob, BB King.
1:25:47
[SPEAKER_03]: But he was always bad at shit.
1:25:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:25:50
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was fucking greedy.
1:25:51
[SPEAKER_03]: 2015.
1:25:52
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
1:25:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:25:54
[SPEAKER_03]: So how old was he when he died?
1:25:56
[SPEAKER_03]: He was like 90 or five or something.
1:25:59
[SPEAKER_03]: He was 90.
1:26:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:26:01
[SPEAKER_03]: So anyways, he was probably in his 70s at that point.
1:26:06
[SPEAKER_03]: And he played this show.
1:26:07
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was so fat that he was sit down.
1:26:09
[SPEAKER_03]: The entire show.
1:26:09
[SPEAKER_03]: So we'd give these tools and set up and everything else.
1:26:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Right?
1:26:12
[SPEAKER_03]: And I accidentally asked this show because I thought it was just cleaning up and at the end of the night Open up the door for BB King and you're just getting his dick sucks by this white sorority girl who was like 19 Wow, yeah, and And he looks to me and he's just screams out and he goes shut the door King is getting his dick sucked and I was like I shut the door So I shut the door.
1:26:36
[SPEAKER_03]: I saw this story for a moment when I went home and everything else it was it was consensual known nothing
1:26:43
[SPEAKER_03]: But I was like, oh my god, is this what famed us?
1:26:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, you could suck a 350 pound man's dick.
1:26:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, just because you wanted to say this.
1:26:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
1:26:53
[SPEAKER_03]: So gross in every way.
1:26:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe the king's dick after the show.
1:26:56
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was sweating onto the show.
1:26:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
1:26:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Sweat and sitting down.
1:27:02
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's like all those things went through my mind.
1:27:05
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, man, is this how powerful famous?
1:27:07
[SPEAKER_03]: That famous, it's a very interesting thing.
1:27:10
[SPEAKER_03]: You get stuff, even not sex.
1:27:12
[SPEAKER_03]: It's sex is just one small part of it.
1:27:13
[SPEAKER_03]: It goes so beyond that.
1:27:15
[SPEAKER_03]: People just want to help you, dudes want to help, dudes, like, oh, get your all killed with this.
1:27:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:27:21
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's just like, people will do hookups, sexual or otherwise.
1:27:26
[SPEAKER_03]: For people, they don't even know.
1:27:27
[SPEAKER_03]: They just heard their famous.
1:27:30
[SPEAKER_03]: So then it's like, oh, getcha, I'm like, are you a fan of the kind of like, no, but he's big.
1:27:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but it's such a weird drug, isn't it?
1:27:39
[SPEAKER_03]: It's so weird.
1:27:41
[SPEAKER_03]: And then looking back on it, like, you know, because you've been through everything.
1:27:45
[SPEAKER_03]: You've met everybody at this point.
1:27:47
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just a Rogan's taking you everywhere.
1:27:49
[SPEAKER_03]: We've gotten to see the coolest shit behind the scenes.
1:27:52
[SPEAKER_03]: I think you told me that's Roger Waters story last time we were on the show.
1:27:55
[SPEAKER_03]: At that dinner, you know, we're all fucked up on acid and I love my ass off, and I was like But only a handful of people get to experience a story like that in their entire life.
1:28:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah But you and I have experienced like crazy fucking stories for 20-30 years at this point where you can just sit there and be like, okay, cool What the fuck?
1:28:14
[SPEAKER_03]: And then there's other people that you realize that you liked and then didn't like and everything else That's all this
1:28:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I wish.
1:28:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, so I really, I'll tell you what.
1:28:26
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll tell you why I wish you can say this now, especially because almost no one remembers them.
1:28:30
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's just mean you the cycle moves.
1:28:31
[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, yeah, it was 20 years ago 20 30 years.
1:28:36
[SPEAKER_03]: So no one is really like how can I really when it would good we'll honey come out 96 97 97 did the soundtrack.
1:28:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, yeah, the soundtrack for a good we'll honey and then he comes and plays in my bar and so it is packed.
1:28:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
1:28:48
[SPEAKER_03]: 1500 people, like, you know, waiting to get in and I was a 500 extra thing that he did and he so we gets up on stage and and he goes, hey, if you guys are here to hear any song from Goodwill hunting, I hate to break it to you but I don't give a fucking shit about that album and fuck Goodwill hunting and he goes, I'm going to play my songs and every, I know it's like there's no way.
1:29:11
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just like there's no way.
1:29:12
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... and then sure enough to didn't play one song from goodwill hunting i'd clean up his green room afterwards and which is heroin needles all over the ground
1:29:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Needles everywhere right now.
1:29:24
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just like fuck this guy to the end Just I mean he should be in top sleeping in Tomco Square Park But because he has some hits yep.
1:29:31
[SPEAKER_03]: He's now infringing on inside things and everybody to this day Things he's like this Genius tortured rock star and a nice guy to have a nice guy person off the way like that's not even part of the Lord.
1:29:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah
1:29:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Another one was a modest mouse.
1:29:46
[SPEAKER_03]: So modest mouse came in and they refused to play flowed on.
1:29:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Which was their biggest song at the time.
1:29:53
[SPEAKER_03]: All right.
1:29:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, ready.
1:29:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
1:30:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Boni Verre, Boni Verre was like I'm not playing skinny love and I'm just like man dude Know your audience.
1:30:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I heard a story about out.
1:30:09
[SPEAKER_03]: You'll fuck yourself from Louis Tell me a story about Paul Simon and Garf Uncle and they were playing a soccer stadium somewhere They gave them a million dollars.
1:30:18
[SPEAKER_03]: That's so funny how much that's devalued But that was a massive amount of money.
1:30:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck yeah.
1:30:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah It's just so standard now that with all the numbers if everything you're like, but every the even million hours to play
1:30:30
[SPEAKER_03]: on night.
1:30:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, a million dollars each.
1:30:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Scrapes.
1:30:33
[SPEAKER_03]: And back in there, they go.
1:30:34
[SPEAKER_03]: They want us to play obviously Bridge over Trouble Water.
1:30:38
[SPEAKER_03]: And Garfunkel was like, this sounds like some socks.
1:30:41
[SPEAKER_03]: But you know, it's a soccer stadium.
1:30:42
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:30:42
[SPEAKER_03]: So the only, only song they play is history rock and roll part two, whatever.
1:30:46
[SPEAKER_03]: So like,
1:30:46
[SPEAKER_03]: But not, but like that plays fine, but like so there's stuff that it goes, this sounds just some sort of fucked up, I'm not playing it.
1:30:53
[SPEAKER_03]: And Paul Simon's like, well man, they give me a million hours to play it, so I'm going to play it.
1:30:58
[SPEAKER_03]: So if you want to join me, that's up to you, but I'm playing it.
1:31:01
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was like, four, four, we'll play it.
1:31:03
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's like, get over yourself there.
1:31:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Exactly.
1:31:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I've only that one in my time, in my entire life, where they just did genuinely didn't know.
1:31:13
[SPEAKER_03]: There's that too, where a lot of stuff is put on celebrities, it's like, you're an asshole, they're like, wait, wait, yeah, yes.
1:31:18
[SPEAKER_03]: And so, Bob, it was, you know, was it was Julian Casablancus, literally clear the strokes, yeah.
1:31:24
[SPEAKER_03]: So, I, my kid is a boring performer.
1:31:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he's, but they sound great.
1:31:30
[SPEAKER_00]: They sound great.
1:31:30
[SPEAKER_03]: That's in between, like, stop, just go to the next song.
1:31:33
[SPEAKER_03]: You suck at this part.
1:31:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
1:31:35
[SPEAKER_03]: But what great singer is the sound great live and everything else.
1:31:39
[SPEAKER_03]: So my kid wants to see Red Hot Chili Peppers Stroke strokes is over and up for a little bit of all time I am on that list And by the way, Washington or Doc on Netflix, you'll hate him even more Oh, yeah, he just came out like two weeks ago God So the stroke is up and up for him and Julian calls me he's at home in mind and he goes And he goes, hey, where are you at?
1:32:00
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like I'm going to swing with my kid.
1:32:02
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like
1:32:02
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, come up dude, it was freak out everybody in the box and he was great.
1:32:05
[SPEAKER_03]: So it comes up, take pictures and all this to the shit, and I go, uh, I go, I go, I go, man, I, I gotta ask it, question man, what the fuck?
1:32:13
[SPEAKER_03]: You didn't play last night?
1:32:15
[SPEAKER_03]: You know?
1:32:15
[SPEAKER_03]: The strokes.
1:32:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Last night, I was there for their first huge hit song, you know?
1:32:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Last night, Jesus, and he goes, what do you mean, and I go, you didn't play the song, man, like that's, like everybody was waiting for last night and he goes.
1:32:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Do people like that song?
1:32:33
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's that too.
1:32:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to hold it back.
1:32:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Are you kidding?
1:32:37
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, no.
1:32:39
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know people wanted to hear that.
1:32:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
1:32:41
[SPEAKER_03]: That's serious.
1:32:42
[SPEAKER_03]: And so cut to three months later.
1:32:44
[SPEAKER_03]: He's in town in Austin.
1:32:47
[SPEAKER_03]: He's recording.
1:32:48
[SPEAKER_00]: We go to...
1:32:49
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
1:32:50
[SPEAKER_03]: We all love that song.
1:32:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:32:51
[SPEAKER_03]: So cut to three months later.
1:32:52
[SPEAKER_03]: He's in town.
1:32:54
[SPEAKER_03]: He's recording in my wife's here.
1:32:56
[SPEAKER_03]: And my wife loves the drugs.
1:32:57
[SPEAKER_03]: And she goes, can I get it down with you?
1:32:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, come on.
1:32:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
1:33:00
[SPEAKER_03]: And so, we go to dinner or whatever, and we sit down and order appetizers, everything else and Joanne just looks at me and he goes, hey, man, last three months is really a bit of fuck with me.
1:33:10
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, why would it stop?
1:33:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Then he goes, the last night thing, man, he goes, I think you're right.
1:33:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, people really love this song and he goes, I just didn't understand, and I go,
1:33:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, are you playing it now?
1:33:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Jules?
1:33:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:33:25
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, yeah, I'm playing it every fucking night now.
1:33:28
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, buddy, he goes, you can't get it out of my fucking head!
1:33:32
[SPEAKER_03]: That's so funny.
1:33:33
[SPEAKER_03]: And so I died laughing and I go, think God, my wife is here as a witness to this.
1:33:38
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was like, that's so funny.
1:33:39
[SPEAKER_03]: How the fuck would you not notice this?
1:33:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Like, there he goes, dude, it's been like 25 years.
1:33:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I just haven't got a track.
1:33:47
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was, I didn't know.
1:33:48
[SPEAKER_03]: I've had this, too, where I'm not as much now, but I've been a stoner.
1:33:54
[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm before I had any level of fame, have the same experience of looking at a check that comes at a restaurant.
1:34:01
[SPEAKER_03]: trying to concentrate on it, I'm high off my mind.
1:34:04
[SPEAKER_03]: And then, so imagine before anyone know, let's see the tip that always your fear is giving me.
1:34:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, let's just let's see if you get all the time.
1:34:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so there's been times where I've walked out and go, I think I can just give that guy a 600% tip by accident.
1:34:18
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's been other times where I'm like, I think I think I gave that guy a 2% tip.
1:34:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, fuck, yeah.
1:34:24
[SPEAKER_03]: And the 2% I'll walk back in, especially before I was known, I'm like, sorry, wait.
1:34:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm good, sorry, here's 20.
1:34:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Bye, Beth.
1:34:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:34:31
[SPEAKER_03]: But if you don't have the wear with off, you don't really sell the next day.
1:34:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Or you should feel left 20 cents on a $20.
1:34:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:34:38
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, he's trying to leave you more.
1:34:40
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
1:34:41
[SPEAKER_03]: I was trying to be 20 and it's 20.
1:34:42
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't realize.
1:34:43
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you were the asshole.
1:34:44
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you're the asshole.
1:34:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's just, you've got to have some compassion for the human condition.
1:34:49
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't know what it's like.
1:34:50
[SPEAKER_03]: have to realize, I just see high, well, I just speak.
1:34:53
[SPEAKER_03]: But other, you also have to realize who other people think you are, right?
1:34:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Because you want to live up to that standard, too.
1:35:00
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's just, you're like, okay, it's like, yeah, it's like people like, I met that guy, he was an asshole, I'm like, I want to see what that was.
1:35:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I bet a lot of times I was like, dude, I was not, please not now, I'm in a mess, breaking up with my fucking wife.
1:35:14
[SPEAKER_03]: And not, no, I can't, oh, thanks a lot, man, great.
1:35:18
[SPEAKER_03]: I just can't.
1:35:20
[SPEAKER_03]: And then you're like, I met him who's a dick.
1:35:22
[SPEAKER_03]: He didn't have to be that way.
1:35:23
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like you were still imposing.
1:35:25
[SPEAKER_03]: You'd feel horrified if you knew what you were doing to him.
1:35:28
[SPEAKER_03]: But you don't know.
1:35:29
[SPEAKER_03]: So you think he's a dick?
1:35:30
[SPEAKER_03]: He thinks you're a dick?
1:35:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Nope.
1:35:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:35:32
[SPEAKER_03]: And then last night I had this, before we get out of here, there's miserable moving experience as awful.
1:35:38
[SPEAKER_03]: 12 hours, I mean, I ended up having to move the ship myself and it was packed and it was pouring down rain.
1:35:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Russian mafia involved in everything else.
1:35:46
[SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna be a show in Monday.
1:35:48
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a record of it on a record of it and it was one guy that they had hired
1:35:53
[SPEAKER_03]: who was non-russian to come and help late at night, right?
1:35:56
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was, hey man, it's all one of the pictures of my desk wall and he goes, I know you are a big fan of whatever.
1:36:01
[SPEAKER_03]: And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
1:36:21
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, I got to give him this Chris 100.
1:36:24
[SPEAKER_03]: I have to, or he's going to say drink a rose.
1:36:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Fucking suck, raw, fucking socks, and I'm just like, got from the new guy fucking socks, whatever it is, right?
1:36:32
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, fuck, that was not you taking down a flat screen.
1:36:36
[SPEAKER_03]: He was a $20 job.
1:36:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, not a hundred team and I had to give them the god-up.
1:36:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and I took out the story.
1:36:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck, at the airport.
1:36:44
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that one?
1:36:45
[SPEAKER_03]: He asked him, what's the biggest tip you've ever gotten here at the airport?
1:36:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Vague, there's so people tip because I got a hundred dollars once.
1:36:50
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was like, this was like 1950 or whatever.
1:36:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Which is the fact.
1:36:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:36:54
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes $200.
1:36:56
[SPEAKER_03]: I want to be the one that gave me the most.
1:36:58
[SPEAKER_03]: And then he laughed.
1:36:59
[SPEAKER_03]: He was like, wow.
1:36:59
[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, who gave you the hundred?
1:37:01
[SPEAKER_03]: It goes to 100.
1:37:04
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not going to tell him he was already on the list.
1:37:06
[SPEAKER_03]: You're supposed to remember we got him with $7.
1:37:10
[SPEAKER_03]: He was like, he wanted to prove.
1:37:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:37:12
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's that, too.
1:37:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Because I hear it about Rogan around town.
1:37:16
[SPEAKER_03]: He drops it.
1:37:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, he isn't a choice.
1:37:19
[SPEAKER_03]: So like, he did head before he had a choice.
1:37:22
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a thing.
1:37:23
[SPEAKER_03]: It was a dog to that I met, who was just, who was like, I am, I don't remember blah blah blah.
1:37:28
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's got kids, I've got kids.
1:37:31
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, man, these fucking fundraizers that are relentless for kids, right, all its time.
1:37:35
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the
1:37:55
[SPEAKER_03]: And there's like, God damn none.
1:37:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yes.
1:37:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Restaurants he goes, he used to always go nuts.
1:38:00
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't have a choice?
1:38:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:38:02
[SPEAKER_03]: When you signed a hundred million dollar deal and everyone knows this.
1:38:05
[SPEAKER_03]: But this is not much choice.
1:38:06
[SPEAKER_03]: But way before that, he was always like, I was like, what the fuck are you doing do that's too much?
1:38:11
[SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna be annoying because I don't want to nail a little bit.
1:38:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Even before the money?
1:38:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, yeah.
1:38:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, no.
1:38:15
[SPEAKER_03]: Keep in mind.
1:38:16
[SPEAKER_03]: He was a real real.
1:38:17
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, fear factor.
1:38:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Just a regular rich guy.
1:38:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, who was like yeah fucking they don't make their day I'll give him extra 50 totally.
1:38:25
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's like wow totally do.
1:38:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, shit There was one time where he was like
1:38:32
[SPEAKER_03]: He had to leave a restaurant at Vegas.
1:38:34
[SPEAKER_03]: They called him in a few of the states that we need you right now because our shit, okay, and he was like, we got it.
1:38:38
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like five of us.
1:38:38
[SPEAKER_03]: So I will cover the meal we all ate.
1:38:39
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1:38:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's, yeah, I was just always good.
1:38:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Did you do it?
1:38:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we did it, but we had to like, he also paid us back.
1:38:57
[SPEAKER_03]: But we're like, he might not, but he did it.
1:38:59
[SPEAKER_03]: He, I, I've heard it like that.
1:39:01
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you're, you're a good friends with him, obviously.
1:39:02
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know him, but, uh, yeah.
1:39:04
[SPEAKER_03]: I heard his, he's always good about this.
1:39:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:39:07
[SPEAKER_03]: which rocks.
1:39:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Now it's going to show we get to the drinking bro the week, which is someone who has inspired you or how to become the person you are today, who would like to give the drink bro the week.
1:39:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I've wrote it to help me a lot if we were to talk about it, so we had to like not fear audiences and fucking go right out of them.
1:39:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you actually gave it to the road in the last time, but never told me.
1:39:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
1:39:26
[SPEAKER_03]: You never told me that story.
1:39:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Why did he tell you not to fear audiences?
1:39:29
[SPEAKER_03]: The way he just by example, he would go in at the store and I was a door guy or a cover booth guy and he would like
1:39:34
[SPEAKER_03]: When everyone was bombing, there's nights where everyone was bombing, shitty crowd, he was just like not accept that and just go at them again.
1:39:40
[SPEAKER_03]: This isn't a guy who was like, a couple of people might have known who he was.
1:39:44
[SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't like he got violent celebrity stuff.
1:39:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
1:39:47
[SPEAKER_03]: And he was just like, I'm not going to accept this bomb without saying it.
1:39:50
[SPEAKER_03]: And just go right at him.
1:39:51
[SPEAKER_03]: He'd be on the road and he'd be like, they'd be like,
1:39:54
[SPEAKER_03]: We did a place and like, providence or something.
1:39:57
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was like, it was like a yachting club.
1:39:59
[SPEAKER_03]: And they're like, hey, this is like upscale people.
1:40:01
[SPEAKER_03]: You should be clean.
1:40:03
[SPEAKER_03]: And I buried myself with that thought.
1:40:05
[SPEAKER_03]: He just went right.
1:40:06
[SPEAKER_03]: He was like, no, he just stayed dirty.
1:40:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and killed.
1:40:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all right.
1:40:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can just be yourself.
1:40:13
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're confident who you are, he's be yourself.
1:40:16
[SPEAKER_03]: And I had to learn by failing and washing success, you know?
1:40:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
1:40:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Just like led by examples.
1:40:22
[SPEAKER_03]: What's what you want?
1:40:23
[SPEAKER_03]: What is the first year you wash them?
1:40:25
[SPEAKER_03]: stand-up wise probably two thousand two thousand one okay I was gonna say this so I opened up for him to Really thousand yeah on accident I like I didn't know I just moved to LA it was at the comedy store My next door neighbor was hosting something like an open mic thing in the other room and Bobo Ons and he goes He's hey, do you want to come and do this somebody fall out and go yeah great and I used to leave I didn't hang out in the green room do you hang
1:40:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Where at the store?
1:40:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, all night were broke.
1:40:55
[SPEAKER_03]: So we hung out there at the rear.
1:40:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.
1:40:58
[SPEAKER_03]: I was working on scripts You were doing nothing.
1:41:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yeah, so like I had to go home and right now.
1:41:03
[SPEAKER_03]: It's just like hey, man I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
1:41:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, my buddy grabs me and he goes hey, man I need you to stay for this one coming and he never asked me to do that before and I was like, okay, who is it?
1:41:13
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes showrogan and I go.
1:41:15
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been nothing
1:41:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Right, the guy from fear factor.
1:41:18
[SPEAKER_03]: And so that's how they announced him.
1:41:19
[SPEAKER_03]: So back in those days, you if you would one credit That's it.
1:41:23
[SPEAKER_03]: You're on.
1:41:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yo, so he'll show on game show network.
1:41:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wow.
1:41:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Totally.
1:41:27
[SPEAKER_03]: There was one of those guys like well really Yes, and then and so that's how they brought him up on stage.
1:41:32
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and now ladies and gentlemen Here's the host of fear fans that you're not funny job Joe Rogan not at all not a sick comment all so they're like Okay, it was just he's famous.
1:41:42
[SPEAKER_03]: You need to stay and keep drinking
1:41:43
[SPEAKER_03]: which is what it was at the comedy store, right?
1:41:46
[SPEAKER_03]: And so he did a bit where he was, it was Arnold Schwarzenegger, bought fucking an elephant, huh?
1:41:54
[SPEAKER_03]: And he did a Schwarzenegger pressure and then the elephant getting fucked in the ass by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
1:42:01
[SPEAKER_03]: And he did this, this elephant, it was so loud that reverberated throughout the club, I'm dying fucking laughing and I looked in my body
1:42:13
[SPEAKER_03]: like a man, there's no way the guy from fear factor just, it's a dash, crushed like that.
1:42:19
[SPEAKER_03]: I go, I had no idea, and he looks at me and I'm young, I'm like 20, fucking, three at that point and he goes, it would surprise you how many people are great at stand up that you wouldn't know.
1:42:30
[SPEAKER_03]: That you see on TV that you have no idea and I was like, well, who else?
1:42:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I know I was like, it opened up my eyes like, who else?
1:42:38
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, you ever seen Bob Sagitt?
1:42:40
[SPEAKER_03]: And I got a real filth, a filth pig.
1:42:42
[SPEAKER_03]: So I go and talk about which are the Olson Twinsie fuck.
1:42:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
1:42:46
[SPEAKER_03]: And I go, I go, I go, I do.
1:42:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Stop.
1:42:48
[SPEAKER_03]: From full house.
1:42:49
[SPEAKER_00]: And he goes, yeah.
1:42:49
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, it goes, come back next week.
1:42:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Same time.
1:42:52
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, sagas, come on next week.
1:42:54
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, all right, and I go, how bad is it?
1:42:56
[SPEAKER_03]: And he goes, I don't even think it's words that I can describe.
1:42:59
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm how fucking filth he is.
1:43:00
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like,
1:43:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Bob Sagitt in this.
1:43:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's filthy.
1:43:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit.
1:43:06
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it just opened up my eyes for like a whole world of shit.
1:43:09
[SPEAKER_03]: I got a better real ass dude or whatever you call it.
1:43:11
[SPEAKER_03]: It's Tom Segura.
1:43:12
[SPEAKER_03]: I had a show that was stolen from me by Comedy Central.
1:43:15
[SPEAKER_03]: I called this not happening and I was like, I eventually have to do that again on my own.
1:43:18
[SPEAKER_03]: And the way the market works now is like that we'd more powers in our hands than ever.
1:43:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, podcast.
1:43:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:43:24
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, I wanted to that show again, but the cost to make a storytelling show with 22, 23 comedians flying them out and hotels beyond my means and Tom was like all step in.
1:43:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll cover the rest, pay my money back and then keep the rest.
1:43:38
[SPEAKER_03]: Let's pay the comics.
1:43:39
[SPEAKER_03]: and he got me to do this thing that was bugging me for about eight years.
1:43:43
[SPEAKER_00]: No shit.
1:43:43
[SPEAKER_03]: No shit.
1:43:44
[SPEAKER_03]: And that's that show at the end.
1:43:46
[SPEAKER_03]: The end.
1:43:46
[SPEAKER_03]: That's out now on Ari Shiver.com.
1:43:48
[SPEAKER_03]: But like, go through the guess.
1:43:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Nate Bargazzi, Tony Haskell.
1:43:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Damn, okay.
1:43:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Tom Segura, Joe Liz, Mark Norman, Chris de Stefano, just definitely Roy Wood Jr. All is to D.C. Shane Gillis.
1:44:02
[SPEAKER_03]: All he was one of my favorite guests of all of them.
1:44:04
[SPEAKER_03]: All the people he mentioned in the video show, and like, all he,
1:44:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll need to go press the story, I know.
1:44:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Not this time, no, it was up, I don't want to burn it, but it's in there.
1:44:12
[SPEAKER_03]: But he's like the best storyteller of all time.
1:44:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, of all time.
1:44:15
[SPEAKER_00]: But you have to have his kids.
1:44:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:44:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:44:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I wasn't, you could use to it.
1:44:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
1:44:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
1:44:20
[SPEAKER_03]: And so yeah, come on, come on.
1:44:22
[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
1:44:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Filling me with discomfort on purpose.
1:44:24
[SPEAKER_03]: He's a fucking genius.
1:44:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:44:26
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
1:44:26
[SPEAKER_03]: I love Alley City.
1:44:28
[SPEAKER_03]: And all these people did it.
1:44:30
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was like a way to fit.
1:44:31
[SPEAKER_03]: But I couldn't have got it done on my own.
1:44:32
[SPEAKER_03]: And John was like, I get it, buddy.
1:44:34
[SPEAKER_03]: I have unlimited wealth and you do not, and I understand this is where I didn't have to come to him.
1:44:39
[SPEAKER_03]: He was like, let me help you do this thing.
1:44:41
[SPEAKER_03]: And on the flip side, I'll give a shout-out to Tom Sager, even though I don't know him, but he just did my buddies' movie.
1:44:49
[SPEAKER_03]: And they just wrapped, this script has been around Hollywood for like 15 years, and it's this crazy fucking mob story.
1:44:59
[SPEAKER_03]: And nobody would make it because it's just too fucking wild and everything else, and then Tom stepped in and was like, y'all, because I'm known as wild.
1:45:06
[SPEAKER_03]: So like yep and so I I they're in post right now.
1:45:10
[SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know it.
1:45:11
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm really good friends of the director.
1:45:13
[SPEAKER_03]: He's been on the show and I'm just like I cannot wait not cannot wait to see his movie
1:45:17
[SPEAKER_03]: but it's about the cartel and Thompson and he got the movie Greenland and everything else and like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
1:45:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ and L.T.
1:45:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Gray.
1:45:48
[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
1:45:49
[SPEAKER_03]: L.T.
1:45:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Gray.
1:45:49
[SPEAKER_03]: It's been around for fucking ever dude.
1:45:51
[SPEAKER_03]: I like Brad Pitt was interested all these other fucking people and then Tom made it.
1:45:54
[SPEAKER_03]: So congratulations and thank you Tom for doing it.
1:45:57
[SPEAKER_03]: My buddy's the director of that.
1:45:59
[SPEAKER_03]: So congratulations.
1:46:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for tuning in.
1:46:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Orish your fear.
1:46:04
[SPEAKER_03]: One of the best in the business.
1:46:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Round of applause.
1:46:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Round of applause.
1:46:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
1:46:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Robox is out there on drinkingbrows.com.
1:46:16
[SPEAKER_03]: We got the chairs back, the chairs are elite.
1:46:19
[SPEAKER_03]: These are my favorites.
1:46:20
[SPEAKER_03]: They're still in the back of my car, I use them for every fucking events.
1:46:23
[SPEAKER_03]: But they're huge.
1:46:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Hold tall boys all over the shits.
1:46:26
[SPEAKER_03]: And like it was a year and a half ago, you guys had requested them back.
1:46:29
[SPEAKER_03]: We got them in a different color.
1:46:31
[SPEAKER_03]: We were able to get them back for one last round, however.
1:46:34
[SPEAKER_03]: You sell up very, very quickly, and they're great.
1:46:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Crime corner merch is up there, got the phones, all the other shit is up there.
1:46:42
[SPEAKER_03]: And here we go, Boobang, dude.
1:46:45
[SPEAKER_03]: And then, uh, Ari, where are you at here?
1:46:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Coming up.
1:46:49
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm doing a story telling show, May 7th of this.
1:46:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Comedy store, but I'm not really going anything.
1:46:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
1:46:55
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it one of the people that's in there?
1:46:57
[SPEAKER_03]: What?
1:46:57
[SPEAKER_03]: One of the people that's on the show?
1:46:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we'll have two of them on the show, and then it's still to book the rest of the line up.
1:47:02
[SPEAKER_03]: I try to keep the surprise line up, so I'm not gonna ask you, yeah, I don't know.
1:47:06
[SPEAKER_03]: But also, I don't know, I'm yeah.
1:47:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so it's like, so it's a surprise for me, too.
1:47:10
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a surprise for you, too, which is the best kind, too.
1:47:12
[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, then my podcast, like TravelPodcast, you'd be trippin' and then my other podcast, Legion Skanks, and fuckin' yeah.
1:47:19
[SPEAKER_03]: I love all the Legion Skanks guys, and we'll put on the show as well, dude.
1:47:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Love you guys, man, you're like,
1:47:25
[SPEAKER_03]: You guys are always trying to decide you're going to Wilmington, but I should be, you shouldn't be, you'll be there.
1:47:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Deco comedy is there, what else?
1:47:32
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1:47:55
[SPEAKER_03]: fucking annihilated a dead crow and then he came on the show and and he goes it's the same thing man when everybody comes on the show they're like wait we can just say whatever the fuck we want and go yeah we like literally would have gone and I don't give a shit and uh and he goes we're gonna be best friends after this and so uh we went out that night he could out drink
1:48:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Almost everybody except for myself, right?
1:48:19
[SPEAKER_03]: And this is a professional.
1:48:20
[SPEAKER_03]: He had a six AM flights.
1:48:22
[SPEAKER_03]: We drank so four at the bars in Wilmington.
1:48:25
[SPEAKER_03]: And I mean, he was on top of the bars, he's pouring shots on everybody.
1:48:28
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, he's also charismatic at the bar.
1:48:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Good looking.
1:48:31
[SPEAKER_03]: All the things, right?
1:48:32
[SPEAKER_03]: And he just like his eyes get round.
1:48:34
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, from being Asian.
1:48:37
[SPEAKER_03]: And my godman was see great that night.
1:48:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Because the crowd was weird and then he just turned.
1:48:44
[SPEAKER_03]: and then you started picking people apart left and right.
1:48:46
[SPEAKER_03]: And he just...
1:48:48
[SPEAKER_03]: The other thing is like, no, we're not doing what you did.
1:48:50
[SPEAKER_03]: We're doing what I wanted to do.
1:48:51
[SPEAKER_00]: We're doing what I wanted to do.
1:48:52
[SPEAKER_03]: And we're going to have the best night of your life.
1:48:54
[SPEAKER_03]: And we did.
1:48:55
[SPEAKER_03]: And I was like, God damn it, God bless you.
1:48:57
[SPEAKER_03]: There's some people like him, or I'm like, man, why isn't he massively famous?
1:49:01
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he had a show, but it could have been on a big network and he was on a small network.
1:49:04
[SPEAKER_03]: It was on TBS.
1:49:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and then it was like, as that was kind of going away.
1:49:07
[SPEAKER_03]: And Vince helped him get on, Vince Vaughn.
1:49:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:49:10
[SPEAKER_03]: I used to get auditions for that.
1:49:14
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, three times a year.
1:49:16
[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
1:49:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not like five different auditions once a week or two for that show.
1:49:23
[SPEAKER_03]: And it was Steve.
1:49:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe she's trying to show it on my buddy.
1:49:25
[SPEAKER_03]: This isn't a coincidence because yeah, no, it's not.
1:49:28
[SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, I'd rather have comedians around me.
1:49:30
[SPEAKER_03]: It was like, I was like, Sanford and Suns or something in Suns.
1:49:33
[SPEAKER_03]: I forget the name of it.
1:49:35
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, long time ago.
1:49:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Suns Sanford and Suns.
1:49:37
[SPEAKER_03]: But, no, it's a black family, not an Asian one, but similar.
1:49:43
[SPEAKER_03]: He was great, but that's how I met him was down there.
1:49:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, really?
1:49:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, dude, and he just ripped his place apart.
1:49:49
[SPEAKER_03]: Two shows in a row, back to back, and it was just a crush.
1:49:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:49:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Because they're a professional crush.
1:49:54
[SPEAKER_03]: He really is.
1:49:55
[SPEAKER_03]: He really is.
1:49:56
[SPEAKER_03]: But so are you.
1:49:57
[SPEAKER_03]: That's what you say.
1:49:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Like people hate a killer.
1:49:58
[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's like, you might not know you.
1:49:59
[SPEAKER_03]: I think he's fine.
1:50:01
[SPEAKER_03]: And he's like, no, he's dumb enough.
1:50:02
[SPEAKER_03]: I know.
1:50:03
[SPEAKER_03]: But it's because of the way he looks, you know.
1:50:05
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, maybe I'm getting this and then no, you're not getting that guy, too, but also there's that that thing of like how come he didn't get bigger But it's like well all of us that that he's like, we made a living for a long time off just Glorified dick jokes, you know, sure, and it's like that's already pretty great.
1:50:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, as long as you don't compare yourself to Ray Romano It's like we're doing great
1:50:27
[SPEAKER_03]: It's like fuck Ray Ramon.
1:50:30
[SPEAKER_03]: If you're friends with him, I'm sorry, I've never fucking liked Ray Ramon.
1:50:34
[SPEAKER_03]: No, he's coming in this goddamn show, so fuck him.
1:50:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Appreciate you doing it.
1:50:39
[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I do, he's ready to show five, certainly.
1:50:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Have a great review.
1:50:42
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't over Spotify, video, video, tonight.
1:50:46
[SPEAKER_03]: For R.E.C.F.R.R.S.
1:50:47
[SPEAKER_03]: Patterson.
1:50:48
[SPEAKER_03]: This is the drinking bro's podcast.
1:50:50
[SPEAKER_03]: Good, not everyone.