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The Secret Reason America Wants Greenland · Conspiracy! The Show

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  Speaker 1: Winter Insurance? Did I true? I'm a checktaburance?
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  Speaker 2: Get true?
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  Speaker 1: Than is?
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  Speaker 3: Hey? Everybody, welcome to Conspiracy The Show. I'm your host,
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  Speaker 3: Adam Todd Brown joining me as co host this week.
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  Speaker 3: Conners here, how's it going?
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  Speaker 4: Man? Hey? Hey?
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  Speaker 2: Hey?
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  Speaker 3: Also joining us special guest a Tiff Myers.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's up? You know it's going to be sad.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we call in it the somber dulcet tones of
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  Speaker 4: a Tiff. He's gonna lay it down hard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Tiff is the ambassador of sad around.
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  Speaker 4: These parts, which is like, because he's a pretty cheerful guy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just well, I'm trying to break that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I see that's fun breaking breaking somebody. That's that's
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  Speaker 4: that's that's a good time.
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  Speaker 2: That's fair. It's working, it's working.
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  Speaker 4: A lot kind of sucks up. You're doing it to
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  Speaker 4: one of your African American guests, Adam, But that's what
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  Speaker 4: you got.
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  Speaker 3: And told me to do it.
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  Speaker 4: Via my dog. That'd be that'd be a good conspiracy theory.
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  Speaker 4: Was the son of Sam telling the truth? Maybe it
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  Speaker 4: was maybe his dog was dogging a god.
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  Speaker 3: There is a really interesting Son of Sam conspiracy theory, though,
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  Speaker 3: which is that there were that was a team of
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  Speaker 3: people and not just one guy at this and it
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  Speaker 3: does a Netflix documentary about it. It's really interesting. OK,
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  Speaker 3: next episode, I don't I think we might have covered
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  Speaker 3: it on the True Crime.
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  Speaker 2: Pod, but god damn it, we are covering.
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  Speaker 3: An equally scary documentary on the here episode of Conspiracy
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  Speaker 3: the show say twenty twenty two documentary called The Grab,
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  Speaker 3: which is from Gabriella Colperthwait, the filmmaker behind Blackfish, which
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I ever saw, but maybe I did.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: It feels like one of those things that everybody had
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  Speaker 4: to watch, although I never saw it either.
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  Speaker 2: I never saw it either.
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  Speaker 4: How are we the three guys un Planet Earth that
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  Speaker 4: haven't seen Blackfish?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I just know SeaWorld in Orlando had to cancel
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  Speaker 3: a thirty eight special concert over that shit. That's not
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  Speaker 3: what the Orlando deserve.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, Orlando loves thirty eight Special. I assume, yes,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Also, don't feel bad for Fish like I don't. They're
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  Speaker 2: all delicious. I don't know. I don't feel it too
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  Speaker 2: bad for them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fish are delicious. I agree with that one hundred.
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  Speaker 4: Well they shouldn't be so heart healthy, then if they
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  Speaker 4: don't want to get eight.
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  Speaker 3: So this documentary we're covering, it's called The Grab. I
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  Speaker 3: wanted to cover it because we just did an episode
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  Speaker 3: recently about the theory that two billionaires own most of
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  Speaker 3: California's water, which, as we discussed on that episode, not
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  Speaker 3: exactly true. They own a shit ton of water, just
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  Speaker 3: not as much. But one of the things we mentioned
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  Speaker 3: on that episode is that the problem is actually worse
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  Speaker 3: than just two billionaires owning water. There are countless rich
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  Speaker 3: people out there who are buying up water and forwarding it,
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  Speaker 3: and it seems like it's for when society collapses and
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  Speaker 3: we're fighting wars.
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  Speaker 4: I would describe it as being like bitcoin, but even
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  Speaker 4: more useful. Yeah, bitcoin, you can shit it.
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  Speaker 3: So this documentary I wanted to cover it because it
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  Speaker 3: kind of gets into how severe this problem is. This
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  Speaker 3: is an alarming documentary.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think we were talking before the show. We're
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  Speaker 4: all pretty bummed out by the end of this one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, spoiler at the end of this one, it's trying
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  Speaker 2: to do like eight minutes of positive spin right, like
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  Speaker 2: they're like this could happen, and it's like Doc more
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  Speaker 2: Too said.
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  Speaker 4: It's like one guy one place somewhere that no one's
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  Speaker 4: ever heard of, did something slightly that improved a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Like it was, Yeah, it was. It was reaching for
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  Speaker 4: the happy ending. But I do think they were trying
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  Speaker 4: to spark us to action a tiff, right, so we
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  Speaker 4: could we could be the change we want to see
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  Speaker 4: in the world.
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  Speaker 2: We ain't doing shit.
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  Speaker 4: I know, that's it. I mean, you know, it's you know,
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  Speaker 4: it's fucked up. As the three of us are actually
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  Speaker 4: right now by doing this podcast, doing more than most people,
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  Speaker 4: and we're still not doing shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not really. Yeah, we're just letting people know this
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  Speaker 3: documentary exists.
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  Speaker 4: Just I'm just reading the Google Doctor, my buddy Adam standing.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm doing even less than that.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, this opens right away with a guy being like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we're probably on the verge of World War three over water.
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  Speaker 3: It covers a journalist named Nate Halverson who started looking
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  Speaker 3: into the purchase of Smithfield Foods, which is a huge
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  Speaker 3: American food company that was purchased by a Chinese company.
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  Speaker 3: And they assured everyone at the time that the Chinese
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  Speaker 3: government had no involvement with this company. Yes, yeah, they
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  Speaker 3: fucking do. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: They always do they own like every business.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they take up a majority of the population of
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  Speaker 4: the earth, Like it would be kind of strange if
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  Speaker 4: they weren't involved on some level.
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  Speaker 2: The government is literally involved in like everything that leaves
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  Speaker 2: China or has to do it, like the tech like
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  Speaker 2: I know, security cameras go back to China. They're super
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  Speaker 2: involved in everything.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh good, I'm glad the cameras that I used
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  Speaker 4: for the areas that are most secure to me have
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  Speaker 4: been made in China or there couldn't possibly be a backdoor.
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  Speaker 2: I sort of got like that's why the Pentagon had
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  Speaker 2: to be like, we need to get all American cameras,
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  Speaker 2: and they hit up because I sell security, so they
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  Speaker 2: just like we need to get all American cameras and
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  Speaker 2: it's like, why were you using the Chinese ones?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the big push behind banning Huawei in
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  Speaker 3: this country. Yeah, and their phones, which everywhere else in
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  Speaker 3: the world, they're like the number two smartphone?
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  Speaker 4: Did you have one? Do you? Did you have a
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  Speaker 4: Wadwei phone?
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  Speaker 3: I bought one specifically because the government yes, said not.
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  Speaker 2: They look so cool, like one of them opens up
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  Speaker 2: to like a tablet, Like no, they're dope.
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  Speaker 3: Man, and it was like having like the high end
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  Speaker 3: iPhone but you pay like two hundred and fifty bucks
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  Speaker 3: for it. It was pretty great.
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  Speaker 4: That's what a pitch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: How to get one?
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  Speaker 4: Now that you couldn't even get the highest end iPhone
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  Speaker 4: for two hundred and fifty bucks back in like two
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  Speaker 4: thousand and four when they came out before the inflation hit.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, they were way more than that.
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  Speaker 4: Or two thousand. That was more like when I graduated
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  Speaker 4: high school, like two thousand seven, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Two thousand and seven.
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  Speaker 2: What you can get it unlocked one for like one
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  Speaker 2: hundred dollars twenty seven bucks. This is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: See.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I wouldn't take any dick pics on my unlocked fed.
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  Speaker 3: They'll throw a stun grenade through your window if you
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  Speaker 3: buy one. But you know, I don't think.
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  Speaker 4: Adam Adam just like he's like, sometimes there's a list
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  Speaker 4: I'm not on.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: These things are so fucking cheap man, Okay, sorry sorry.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, of course it turned out that the Chinese
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  Speaker 3: government is involved in the Smithfield Foods purchase. And not
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  Speaker 3: only that, but what Nate Halverson finds. I love this
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  Speaker 3: part because he goes to China, and they give him
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  Speaker 3: this book that is just chock full of information and
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  Speaker 3: it says right on the front, do not distribute in
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  Speaker 3: the United States. So he's like, so I put that
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  Speaker 3: in my pocket and flew back to the United States.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, how how did China let that happen? The
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  Speaker 3: book is massive?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like a phone book sized. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 4: a phone book of state secrets that was labeled state secrets.
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  Speaker 2: But I feel like if they were willing to interview
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  Speaker 2: with them, they're probably cool with him just taking book.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, dog, just will say you stole it in
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  Speaker 2: like a week to fucking go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It could also be all lies that they want
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  Speaker 3: spread in the United States.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're actually like, we're sticking with the minerals. We're
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  Speaker 4: going for minerals. Fucking food is gonna be fine.
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  Speaker 3: But these documents they just straight up say that's part
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  Speaker 3: of China's national security going forward is buying up huge
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  Speaker 3: swaths of land for agriculture purposes water American food companies.
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  Speaker 3: And one of the risks that is brought up in
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  Speaker 3: this as it pertains to that particular thing, is if
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  Speaker 3: a foreign entity got control of enough of our food
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  Speaker 3: supply they could just cut us off at some point
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  Speaker 3: if like war broke out.
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  Speaker 4: Although if they're buying the bar farmland and they declare
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  Speaker 4: war on it, I think we take the farmland back.
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  Speaker 2: I would hope, yeah, you would think, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It'd be pretty fucked up. We had to fucking it's
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  Speaker 4: really bullshit. We do use all these planes to play
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  Speaker 4: all these grain to the Russians that are kicking or ass.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, that's a good point.
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  Speaker 4: I was worried that I would just about to say
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  Speaker 4: the stupidest thing ever.
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  Speaker 3: So this Halverson guy, Nate Halverson, he decides to try
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  Speaker 3: and look into if maybe other countries are focused on
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  Speaker 3: buying up land in other parts of the world. So
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  Speaker 3: he consults wiki leaks as one does, and finds all
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  Speaker 3: these Saudi records about how they need to buy as
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  Speaker 3: much American food and water interests in the US as
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  Speaker 3: they can in the name of national security. And they
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  Speaker 3: show us this farm in Arizona that is Saudi owned,
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  Speaker 3: that is just growing hay and shipping it to Saudi
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  Speaker 3: Arabia to feed cows.
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  Speaker 4: May'd be funny if there is just like farm arm,
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  Speaker 4: big ass mosque on a farm they.
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  Speaker 2: P it is like I noticed it was in there,
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  Speaker 2: like an Arabic there's Arabic on the gate and yeah
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  Speaker 2: there's nothing like again, I lived, I lived in Saudi Arabia.
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  Speaker 2: There's no I didn't even think you could throw anything
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  Speaker 2: over there, like it's it's all desert.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's there's like very little arable land in the
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  Speaker 4: whole fucking tent. And it's a big place too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it's a massive. But dude, no, those Arizonians were
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  Speaker 2: fucking pissed.
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  Speaker 4: Let's say it was like a South Park sketch like
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  Speaker 4: that took our land.
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  Speaker 2: Like, but like they don't they they have more reasons
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  Speaker 2: to hate Muslims.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Number four thousand and eighty nine, there was one.
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  Speaker 3: Guy who talked about how the water level in his
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  Speaker 3: water well at you know, his home dropped so low
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  Speaker 3: that one of the parts overheated and it cost the fire.
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  Speaker 3: And I mean, I'd be salty too if anyone was
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  Speaker 3: doing that with the water in my area.
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  Speaker 2: That's our fault though, for letting them do that.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of a fucking water version of the I Drink
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  Speaker 4: your milkshake Daniel plain View, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And it seems like part of this one of
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  Speaker 3: the things they talk about is global warming and climate change.
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  Speaker 3: And this is the first time I think I've heard this.
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  Speaker 4: But this blew my mind.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they mentioned that Russia is gonna kind of benefit
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  Speaker 3: from climate change more than anything because the areas that
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  Speaker 3: will just faw and turn into like farmland and they're
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  Speaker 3: prepping for that shit.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's like a it's like a fat guy and
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  Speaker 4: there's a really hot dude under there, and it's just
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  Speaker 4: all the snow is melting off of them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't that kind of like explain why like Trump is
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  Speaker 2: going after Canada and Greenland?
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  Speaker 4: It could Yeah, Oh that's a very that's a very
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  Speaker 4: interesting dot to connect, man. Yeah, I think it could
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  Speaker 4: definitely be that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's like, oh shit, if Russia is gonna
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  Speaker 2: get all this because they're that high above the equator,
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  Speaker 2: let's go after other countries that we know that are
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  Speaker 2: that high above the equator. Fucking canon Greenland.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, or like it's kind of like the same
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  Speaker 4: logic as like, well Toronto or is gonna be more
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna be like San Francisco someday, or you know,
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  Speaker 4: it's like everything's gonna kind of shift up one market.
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  Speaker 4: You know, we're gonna be Mexico is gonna be San Francisco,
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  Speaker 4: and San Francisco is gonna be the Coma. I think
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  Speaker 4: I get that backwards.
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  Speaker 2: But you know he's President's gonna be Bakersfield.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, yeah, that is interesting. That could be
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  Speaker 3: a big reason why Trump seems to be so hell
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  Speaker 3: bent on getting Greenland and Canada.
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  Speaker 4: That would be him acknowledging climate change too, though, so
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  Speaker 4: that's one another. Maybe that's a counterpoint.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the thing about Greenland too, I believe they have
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  Speaker 3: a lot of minerals that are used in producing smartphones.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I think we're.
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  Speaker 3: Trying to get it that too. It's probably where we
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  Speaker 3: will send immigrants who their respective countries won't take them back,
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  Speaker 3: will probably just send them to Greenland to do.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna make it into our own Australia. Yeah yeah, basically,
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  Speaker 4: Oh well then that'll be fun someday.
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  Speaker 3: It's got a prison country written all over it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, Greenland sounds too nice to be a
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  Speaker 4: prison planet, although I know Greenland is winning with the
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  Speaker 4: ice in Iceland is the one with the green. Yes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: just in case you didn't know, listener was I was
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  Speaker 4: ignorant myself for many years.
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  Speaker 3: And so because of this impending climate change that is
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  Speaker 3: going to make farming easier in Russia, Vladimir Putin has
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  Speaker 3: been super duper focused over the past decade or so
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  Speaker 3: on reviving the cattle population in Russia.
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  Speaker 4: The more time that passes, the more respect I have
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  Speaker 4: for that man. He is really playing the long game,
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  Speaker 4: the smart game. This is like, what would happen if
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  Speaker 4: the world's like, you're the coolest secret agent in our
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  Speaker 4: country who became the president, someone who had that ability
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  Speaker 4: to assess real politique. It's it's just a masterclass watching
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  Speaker 4: him work it.
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  Speaker 2: I do love the shitty videos of him, like working
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  Speaker 2: out though.
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  Speaker 4: Barrel chest, Like no matter how fucking fit in the
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  Speaker 4: old and like I believe Vladimir Putin could kick my
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  Speaker 4: ass and works out. He still has this fucking nineteen
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  Speaker 4: twenties boxer build.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's definitely got a gun. He's always got
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  Speaker 3: a gun.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, in every room of his house he's got
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  Speaker 4: a gun, and only he knows where it is.
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  Speaker 3: There's video in this documentary that I've seen a bunch
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  Speaker 3: of times, but it's just boot and walking into some
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  Speaker 3: government function and he's doing what's called the gun slinger's gate,
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  Speaker 3: which is where one of your arms moves when you walk,
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  Speaker 3: but the other one doesn't, and it's because you don't
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  Speaker 3: want the gun you're carrying to move, so you're like
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  Speaker 3: keeping it against your body with the ardea.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, fuck if I'm getting assassinated.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I did find that really interesting, and that is
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  Speaker 3: such a good point about Canada and Greenland. That could
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  Speaker 3: absolutely be right so interested because what they're suggesting here
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  Speaker 3: is that at some point Russia is just going to
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  Speaker 3: kind of become the driver of global food supply.
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  Speaker 4: I think he called it Iowa.
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  Speaker 2: He did call it Iowa.
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  Speaker 4: It's like underneath the frozen tundra of Russia as a
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  Speaker 4: fucking Iowa. And when you when you think of how
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  Speaker 4: valuable that is in terms of like farmland, it's kind
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  Speaker 4: of incredible. And the Lord knows are gonna need they
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  Speaker 4: have a gigantic population. But it also kind of makes
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  Speaker 4: sense like Ukraine. The whole reason we're fighting over Ukraine
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  Speaker 4: is that they call it the bread basket of Europe,
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  Speaker 4: and it's like, well, this is like for right the
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  Speaker 4: fuck next door. So I mean it stands to reason
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  Speaker 4: that a couple more like cycles of climate change later.
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  Speaker 3: And so yeah, that's Putin's plan.
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  Speaker 4: That's one of his plants. That's one of his amazing plants. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: he has several amazing plans that are outlined in the
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  Speaker 4: documentary and we will be getting to all of them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. They also have been importing cowboys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's just a cool plan. That's really cool
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  Speaker 4: to steal our cowboys, Like fuck what you that's like.
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  Speaker 3: There's this guy whose wife basically applied for this job
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  Speaker 3: for him and he gets this zoom call and she's
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  Speaker 3: like answer it. It's about a job and it turned
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  Speaker 3: out to be a job in Russia and he got it,
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  Speaker 3: and the wife didn't realize that part when she first
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  Speaker 3: signed him up. So they up and moved to Russia
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  Speaker 3: and they show all these videos of like Russian rodeos.
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  Speaker 3: Cowboy culture is a huge thing in Russia now.
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  Speaker 2: But it's weird they would just like turn their backs
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  Speaker 2: in America, right, Like it's weird. There'd be like fuck
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  Speaker 2: America when they're so you know, they're so anti Russia,
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  Speaker 2: right and the whole why would they just jump ship
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  Speaker 2: for that much money? Like I don't know, I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to how much did they ever saydwhich you got paid?
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  Speaker 3: Every cup post got a price, tiff, I bet he's
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  Speaker 3: getting paid a lot. To uproot your life and move
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  Speaker 3: to Russia. You either have to be like an enemy
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  Speaker 3: of the American government or getting paid a shit ton
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  Speaker 3: of money or Fred Durst I think he moved. He
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  Speaker 3: lived in Russia for a while.
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  Speaker 4: So what was the song that bad? I didn't hated
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  Speaker 4: that that much. I mean, geez.
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  Speaker 3: So you're not gonna believe this, but companies in the
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: United States are doing this too. They talk to a
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: guy who runs this huge farm in Arkansas and it
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: seems like they just lease it out to foreign governments
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: to grow food. And meanwhile, the people who live around
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: that farm are like, can we have water please? And
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: they're like, no, of course not. So that's comforting. And
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: they talk to a whole wave of security experts who
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: talk about how we're like twenty five years away from
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: water being the thing we fight over. Like they literally
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: say like, yeah, twenty fifty something like that.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: I'm just doing the math on how old they'll be
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: and how many years I have left to dead. Damn,
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: I'm going to have some of my decent years are
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: going to be afflicted by this. Yeah I could I
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: could be. These could be my old man sports car
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: driving retirement years. Motherfuck.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: And instead you're gonna be mad maxing it up trying
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: to get water.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, shit, if I can't get into the bitcoin citadel.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: How have we not like created water with science?
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Just get some higher in an oxygen and just put
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: that shit together like legos.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Or even like a distill ocean salt water.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: You're always talking about desalination, but I never really I
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: feel like it never is like scalable. They're like, we
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: can do it if it takes a week to make
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: a fucking sparklet's drug, But we can do it, Like,
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: but I'm talking on my ass.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: No, you're right. I think it is just a we
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: don't have the right technology to do it on a
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: large scale, because yeah, that's the obvious answer. Let's just
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: drink the fucking ocean.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, what if we hear me out, what
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: if we just drink it? Anyway, we start watering down
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: our water with the salt water, so we slowly introduce it,
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: and you beings evolved with the algae and the ship
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: that we drink. You know, and we probably get some
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: kind of powers.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: If yeah, that's the future I want.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: We could be like murderlocks from the World of Warcraft.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we get all those crazy ocean powers. Yeah, sharks.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: So yeah, all of these security experts they talk to
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: all seem highly, highly concerned over food and land and
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: water resources becoming a thing that other countries are just
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: snatching up. And so then they talk about the trove,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: which Nick Halverson doesn't even want to really talk about
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: it at first. They just keep referencing this thing called
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: the trove, and he and his team are really reluctant
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: to discuss it. Nate assumes he is always being surveilled.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Is that why they went to the fucking cabin in
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: the woods? I don't understand why they couldn't live in
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: a city.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Can there be a little bit of cinematography at the
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: end of the world, If it's alright with you, it
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: all have to be a part of the conspiracy. I'm kidding.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: And I was like, what they they're driving back to
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: like a we work like what it seems like weekly, Like,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know why they just can't live in a city.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know this trove, it's a trove of documents,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: emails from a guy named Eric Prince, who, if the
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: name isn't familiar, that's the Blackwater guy. That's the guy
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: who just like made a corporate military that you can
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: hire out to topple governments and things of the like.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: That guy came out looking very hirable in this. He
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: seems to have the Midas touch Everything that he gets
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: involved with just fucking blows up huge.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it really does.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: And again it goes back to Putin. It's like, when
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: you have like a fucking cold operator with like just
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: that access to real politique, what is it really? It's
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: about who owns the fucking pork adam, you know, like
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: who sees that shit?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: And everyone is so nervous about even having these documents.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: And I completely understand why the Blackwater guy could he
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: could have one of us killed, like on this call
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: probably if.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah he needed before we get to the plugs.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And it's to the point they tell this Nate
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Halverson guy, the main journalist that they're covering in this,
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: They're like, uh, well you are talking on an unsecure,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: sure wireless microphone. Is that okay? And even that he's like,
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know, which I don't get all the secrecy
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: when you're talking for a documentary that you're gonna release. Yeah, like,
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: is the thinking that well, by then it's too late
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: and they can't do anything.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Because you probably give them a little more than what
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: they need and you dial it back to what's right
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: to put out and you know, in that little thin
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: margin there could be something compromising.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like they reached out to Eric Prince multiple times,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: like he's aware that they're doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: that's a good point, Like they're already probably watching as
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: soon as you like can't want to interview, he's probably
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: sending over someone to hack your computers, hack your phones.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so yeah, again, the secrecy a little showy
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Oh the fucking trailer of this made this part seem
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: like he had a snitch in his group.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Oh I didn't. I didn't watch the trailer.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: It was just like it was like we might have
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: them all and I'm like, oh, fuck, are they gonna
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: reveal a snitch?
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: They don't, but they gotta they got to educate people
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: at the end of the world somehow, and if they
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: need to use a little trickery with the trailer to
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: manipulate our fucking drama loving minds. I don't blame them.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of drama, they talk about all the things
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: they did to the computer that they got this trove
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: of documents, so.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: Do they Yeah, the glue and the ether that port, Yeah,
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: WiFi ripped out.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, they it's never been on the internet. They
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: took the Wi Fi capability out. They put blue in
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: the Ethernet port. They call it air gapped. That's when
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: there's just like the Internet cannot connect to a device.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: That's what's so fascinating about that time we hacked Iran's
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: nuclear plant. The virus that we did that with all
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: their nuclear stuff is air gap, so you can't just
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: like get online and hack it. So we had to
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: send someone in with a fucking USB stick to install
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: that shit.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's that definitely sounds like one of the
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: better ant Man movie. I'd watched that one.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Also, I think it was actually Israel that did it
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: and not us.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Oh the Mesade. Yeah, those those guys are good.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's another documentary. So Frontier Resource Group that is
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: the name of Eric Prince's company. They have his emails.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: I don't blame them. For being nervous that they have them.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: They managed to talk to some mercenaries they were at
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: first they were like, we're obviously not going to get
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: mercenaries to talk to us, and they sure do.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had. They had one guy they talked to
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: where he's like, well, Prince is a friend of mine,
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: and it's like, why are you fucking talking to these guys?
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Did did they trick you?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy. One of the mercenaries they talked to
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: is a guy named Simon Mann.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Simon Man.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: He was hired to overthrow the government of Equatorial Guinea,
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: which you.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Put on your resume.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's kind of thing you think only happens
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: in movies. But these motherfuckers are out there like they're really.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: The A Team is real.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I thought. I mean, it's there's so many
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: guys that made it so corny, like to talk about
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: this shit over the years, that you forget there's like, oh,
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: I guess there's got to be someone that assassinates the
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: president Yeah of whatever country, not this one, not certainly,
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: not this one.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: How did they find them?
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I wonder how they find like, yeah, do you like,
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, maybe it's dark web stuff.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Oh they find you right, isn't that of the eight
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: team works?
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I forgot about that part.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Looks like you might need the services of a team
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: of super evil superspies.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: So this mercenary they talked to, he talks about how
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: there's just a shit ton of undeveloped land in Africa
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: that all of these governments and corporations are going after.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: You know where. I first learned that from the unreleased
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Kanye West song Last Name from the unreleased Kanye West
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: album Yandi Who Interesting? In this weird, unhinged freestyle, He's like,
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: and I heard the Chinese buying Africa sooner than we
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: could get it. And I was like, hm, I wonder
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: if the Chinese are buying Africa sooner than we can
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: get it?
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: They sure are? They sure as shit are?
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Kanye called it back in like twenty eighteen. Man, he's
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: a broken clock motherfucker.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: And what's crazy is this guy He talks about how
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: there is just all of this land out there that
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: these private military corporations are helping foreign governments steal. Basically
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: because when he says undeveloped land, he clarifies and he's like,
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: don't get me wrong, people live on it, and people
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: are farming it and you know, using it to grow
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: food so they can live. It's just they don't technically
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: own it.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Because why would you have the deed to something you owned,
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: like in your family since the guy put it it's
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: since time immemorial, like since like history was kept. You know.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I found my name on one of those lists
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: where the state government is like, hey, we owe you
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: money for something and you haven't claimed it, are you?
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: If you like contact us, you can have that money.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: And I went online to claim it. And the address
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: I lived in lived at at the time, it was
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: like a childhood address, and they wanted proof of residents
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: from a place I lived at when I was eight.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: I didn't keep an electric.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Bill report card. You can show them the report.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Card, right, I don't have my report car, just third
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: grade report card. I don't have any of that shit.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: I like, it's trying to like, what do you work
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: for the fucking Unclaimed Money Department? Like you got a
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: report card? Right, It's just on you if you don't
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: save your report cards.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: No.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, these corporations, these private military corporations, are buying
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: up land. Halverson decides he wants to go to Zambia
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: to see what life is like for people who are
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: getting their farmland taken.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: They did that well, they did that graph where it
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: was like no water restrictions, like no water, your own restrictions,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: and like no government and like Zambia was at the top.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: It was like America was like at the bottom of
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: the Zambia was like this gold mine. And it goes like,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: why don't these African governments step up and be like no,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: we're we are going to own this shit now? Is
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: how That's how you get assassinated.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how you get your country overthrown. Yeah, that's
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: what happens there. Yeah. They mentioned Somali pirates in this
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: and I've talked about that a bunch. I don't think
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: we ever did. We might have done a full episode
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: about it. But Samali pirates that all started because other
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: countries were coming into Somalia and just stealing their resources.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: It's kind of like, you know how that's like in
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: my country. I was a surgeon. It's like, well, yeah,
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: they're called Somali pirates because before that they were called
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Somali fishermen.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, And Samalia didn't have a Navy. They couldn't
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: fight any of these people off, so they fucking took
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: it into their own hands.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: So fuck Tom Hanks, which is kind of badass. It's
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: sort of like if everyone, like, I don't know that
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: worked that your garbage truck was like, let's you're in
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: the garbage druck into a battle mobile to keep the
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Ruskies out, like I'm trying to That's oitty American version.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Pretty fucking rad.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: That's a movie I want to see. Actually, take another trash.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: When they get to Zambia, they get detained at the
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: airport and they're in this room for hours and hours,
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, one of them just notices
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: that on the wall behind them is a list with
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: all of their names and passport numbers on it.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: That shows how shitty of investigative journalists they are for
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: that long to notice, Like, how much other shit are
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: they missing?
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is crazy.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean that's no wonder. That's when you're white.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: That's where your computer's air gaped. You're like, after you
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: see something that terrifying, you're like, I am no longer
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: fucking around.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: And they get kicked out of the country because it's
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: decided that they're reporting on other countries. Buying up land
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: in Zambia is a national security risk, so they get booted.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: But he had already gone there once before in twenty seventeen,
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: and we see footage from that visit. They talk to
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: a guy who is awesomely named Dexter Tomato, and he
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: describes what happened exactly as you would imagine it. He's
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: like a white man showed up and was like, I
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: own this land. Now you move. You have to vacate
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: this land. And that's just been happening to person after
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: person all over Africa. And the only assistance he got
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: as far as moving was a tent from the government
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: and that's it. And he still lives in that tent.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: He and his wife lost a kid that died mostly
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: because of sleeping in the cold. So that sucks.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, in't got nothing funny to say about that.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And yeah, they describe it, I think pretty accurately
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: as this is like the new colonization of Africa, or
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: after minerals last time, and now everyone's after land, and China,
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: the United States, every country you can imagine is just
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: scrambling to buy up land in Africa and people are
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: having to like sue to get their land back, if
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: they're able to get it back at all. And in
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: that trove of emails they find one that is from
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Eric Prince's right hand man, and he's talking about if
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: you see someone in Africa who's injured, like if they've
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: been shot or beaten or anything. This is an actual quote,
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: we don't help bleeding Africans. And the argument is they're
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: in Africa, they're gonna die at like forty two anyway,
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: and you know, less people bitching about us taking their land.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: So yeah, if you see anyone who's dying, just let
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: them die, especially if they're bleeding.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: It's crazy, yeah, because I mean it's a private corporation.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: There's not even like a voting public to be like
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: outraged by this. So it's like, yeah, fuck it. Why
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: the bottom line to speak so loudest.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And that is kind of what happened with the
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Resnics in all the water they owned, that water bank
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: that they owned, fifty six percent of it used to
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: be owned by the state, and the state just like
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: set up a secret deal and gave it to a
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: bunch of private interests without any voter input or anything.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: And it's because there's not a ton of regulation around
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: what you can and can't do with water, which is nuts.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: But it also seems like maybe that ship has sailed
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: now and regulations probably wouldn't help at this point.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know. They're so easy to demonize too.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And one of the things they find out is
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: that Eric Prince is being at least partially bankrolled by
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: a guy named Sheikh Tanoun runs national security for the
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: United arab.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: That's the Mario suit with the raccoon and he could fly. Yeah,
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: is that what to do?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: And he's the secret backer behind Eric Prince and his
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: efforts to buy up all this land in Africa. So
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: now add them to the list, Saudi Arabia, China, the
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: United States, all these countries just converging on Africa.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Dude, we could buy land in Africa right now for
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: like four grand.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Well you looked into it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. I'm like, how
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: expensive is that?
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: How much land?
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: We only need one more investor.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: One heck tail, So it's like two point seven one acres.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: That's a decent little patch.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, two hundred thousand gets your prime one hundred plus
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: acre farm next to a river in Ghana.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: I mean, what's the tiger situation.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: If these whites are doing it, we got to do it.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to do what the whites are doing.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, those damn whites.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: They're taking everything. This is a wild it's wild that
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: it's just this open to do this. You can just
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: do this. That's crazy.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Sorry, it's not like a scam website. I mean you
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: have to pay in gift cards.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: You gotta. Yeah, it's like four thousand dollars. I mean
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: it's like, I don't know. That's like, you know what
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: I contribute to my IRA every year? Why could I
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: diversify my portfolio with the little African land?
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: I just this could be the new side hustle.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Who knows, but I would you know what I would do.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: I would give it back to the Africans and I
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: would make it like the one holdout house in a
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: nice new neighborhood that's like a weird old house. It
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: doesn't fit with any of the other houses.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So how about Robert Young Pelton. He is a
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: for real, for real mercenary that they interview. Motherfucker has
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: an Isis flag in his souvenir.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: That was so fucking sick to me.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who doesn't have one? I don't have one. I don't.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I don't have one. I don't have one. American Government,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I don't have one, do I I don't. I don't think.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: So you probably get one on Etsy or something, or I.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Could make a couple of calls. Maybe, I don't know, I'll
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: see it.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is quite the flex to take someone down
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: to your basement and you're like, you're not gonna believe,
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: like that's real. Yeah, it's a real isis flag? You
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: should take it on hand stars.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Fifty bucks? So so m's the best I can do. Yeah.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: He brings me an expert and he's like this, this
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: is all. This has only been the flowing headings maybe
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: three tops.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: This is as flag from Meron, not Syria. It's is worthwhiss.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Now if you have flag from the Levant, that is
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: really where the money is.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: I'd watch that episode. I fuck with Stars.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: I like Punt Stars as far. You know how some
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: TV is just like a warm goo that you did.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: They just they just inject into your mouth. It's like, yeah,
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: give me the fucking chocolates are at Punt Stars?
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I went to the Pond Stars pawn shop once.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: I was it. I hear it smaller than you think.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Pretty small. Yeah, it's very small. And they weren't there.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Chumley was gonna be at his candy shop sign.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: It isn't he dead? Didn't one of them die?
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: The old man?
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, the.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: One who was supposed to die.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean have you seen Chumley?
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean you know he's a young man. We
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: haven't seen his redemption arc. If STEVEO did it, so
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: can Chumley.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Chumly is tiny, now, oh that's fine, he's a tiny man.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys doubted his redemption arc and here it is, right,
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: it's already.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Upon it already happened.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: I believed in you, Chumbley.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: I thought the stuff about the Arab spring was interesting.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that the boiling point was really what out of
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: food prices.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Grain prices in particular, And it was because Russia just
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: refused to distribute the grain they normally distribute. There was
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: a crisis, there was climate change, lots of fires. Russia
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: was like, now we got to keep it this time.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: And that led to unrest in a bunch of Arab countries,
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: and that led to revolution. And I'm sure, the CIA
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: was so bummed out all of that and didn't have
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: a hand in any of it, because it's like, yeah,
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: the food prices were probably pretty high, but were we
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: there also going, hey, you know you should do about
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: these high food prices, should overthrow your government. That was
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: like John McCain's whole job he ran and a NGO
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: that just went to the Middle East and talk people
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: about democracy. Baby, that's all just.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, this was the guy who wanted to bomb
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran. You remember that, Yes, what
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: McCain said, said that he's saying it like with more
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: gusto than I did, like at a speech or like
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: out remarks to some people at like whatever, but said
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: the shit out loud in public.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Yep, Jesus, did he hit the high note like bomb An?
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: If he did, it would be legendary, But I don't
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: think so.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, lazy piece of shits.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I'm glad he can't lift his shoulders above his head
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: arms head.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: There's another Eric Prince backer they talk about in this
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: guy named Johnson Coe, who is a high ranking Chinese
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: government official. One of his companies makes jet packs and
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: invisibility cloaks.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: So insane man, they were those were they were both
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: really cool. Like when they said that, I thought it
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, this is gonna be some like lame
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: science thing that is like we've made an electron invisible
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: with you know, but it was a fucking like Harry
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Potter invisibility cloak. Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: But like and the hovercraft was like they were like,
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: in case a rich guy is about to get overthrown,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: we can swoop in and carry him out, like they don't.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: We just shoot down to fucking hubbercraft.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if one of our James Bond villains is facing
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: mortal peril, they can fly the fuck away.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Imagine flying away in that thing and just thinking,
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: oh man, I'm getting away, and then someone just shoots
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: you as you're fucking ascending into the sky. Because you're
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: not covered, you have no fucking cover from anything on
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: the ground, someone can just shoot you.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: You know, they'll get that shit bulletproof by twenty thirty two.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, and.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: We'll be using lasers by then, so you know, maybe
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: it's maybe.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Probably what all those drones were, remember those.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, God, it's been a time. It's speeding up. Yeah,
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: those drones are such bullshit. But that's for another episode. Yeah,
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: those drones are like an older brothers bag full of
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: a Regan though he's like, oh no, it'll get you
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: fucked up man.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: So this is called the grab because that's what they
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: call the scramble for land and water in Africa by
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: corporations and foreign governments.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Well, but also in America, right, Like China looks at us,
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: so like we're there Africa in Saudi Arabia, like, it's
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: crazy that we have like no protections here. It's crazy,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: no one has any protection.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and the way it works here is more foreign
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: countries buying farms. So they're still buying land, it's just
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: not they're just not kicking poor Africans off that land
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: to take it. That's really the only difference. But otherwise, yeah,
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: they buy all this farmland, and it is specifically because
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: we are headed for a fight for resources in this
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: world and all these countries want to be ready.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: You know the opening prequel of every Mad Max movie
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: where they kind of tell you how we all got here.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: We're in the like you know, we're in the middle
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: of the end of that.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the rare documentary that, at least in
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: one small way made me agree with Christi Nome a
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: little bit because Christi nom former governor of South Dakota.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: She's gonna be our fucking what is she director of
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Homeland Security? Now?
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: I think, oh god.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: She at one point signed a bill in South Dakota
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: that outlawed Chinese companies from buying farmland in South Dakota,
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: and people were like, oh, fucking racist. It's like, ah,
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's the worst thing Christy Nome's
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: ever done.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: Interesting, Yeah, Jane, I probably looked crazy at the time.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it's the same thing with COVID and Trump
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: shutting down the border to China. When he did, motherfuckers
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: howled about how racist that was when it happened, and
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: it was absolutely the right choice, like we should I
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: have done it a little sooner, if anything, but you know,
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: broken clock.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: And you know how mad I was when on top
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: of all that, I found out that Christinom is not
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: three feet.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Tall, she doesn't even have a beard.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Waste of fucking time, and forget about a cool hat
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: with a little dingleberry at the bottom.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: I did not know Russia is responsible for twenty nine
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: percent of the global wheat trade. That's a lot, old, ye,
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: that's a lot.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: That's that's even in their frozen state. Imagine when they
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: go full Iowa mode, when when fucking comme unlocks their
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: true potential.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I had no idea that was happening.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: But I mean it's older, like Europe and like the
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Middle East, right, Like it makes sense based on their placement,
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, and highlighting like the War in Ukraine
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: for fucking was is for resource is fucking crazy.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Speaking of the War in Ukraine, one of the things
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: they talk about is when Russia annexed Primea. The first
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: thing Ukraine did when Russia went into Crimea is they
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: cut the water supply to Crimea off And they interview
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: the guy who made that decision, and he was like, well,
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: that's how you make your occupier spend the most amount
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: of money. They're gonna need water for whatever they're trying
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: to do there, and if they're constantly having to like
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: truck water in from somewhere else because there's no water
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: flowing to that area, that's gonna be really expensive and
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: time consuming. And it does seem like in part that's
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: why the War in Ukraine ended up happening. The first
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: thing Russia did was blow up the dam that Ukraine
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: put in place to stop that water from flowing into
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: crimea crazy.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Vladimir putin baby on day one, he bombs the dam.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: About how long did it take Richard Nixon and Henry
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Kissinger to blow up the dikes?
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Right? What did we think of brig That guy was cool?
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Its cool?
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Aside from the what's what's Haverson Holversen Halverson Halliverson? Yeah,
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: aside from Harveston. He came off really as the hero
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: of the piece. And uh yeah, like just like one
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: of those stories about someone doing something very important that's
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: like barely working out, but it's working on just a
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: little bit, and that's Yeah.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: He could have just stayed he went to Georgetown. He
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: could have just chilled and not but he went back.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: He could have made some cash.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And he does successfully get a whole group
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: of people there. Not only he gets their land back,
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: but also they get reimbursed for all the shit that
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: corporation destroyed and they took their land. At least that
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: was the court ruling. Whether they've gotten that ship back, yeah,
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: who knows, but at least you know, the last part
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: of the documentary is very upbeat granted. It starts with
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: them basically saying, you know, this is pretty much unstoppable.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: This is just gonna keep happening and there's not much
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: we can do about it. But then they're like, but
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: unless these things happen, and I don't think any of
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: those things, is it gonna happen.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: No, we'll give.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: It to them book, Come on, Adam, give it to
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: them straight.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: It seems like we're counting on a team up of
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: like venture capitalists and the intelligence community to save us,
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: and that doesn't seem likely.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then there's like, you know, a lot of
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: community active activism angles, and it seems like brig is
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: good like one some some cases and gotten people like
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: the rights to their land back. But this is the
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: chick out in Arizona who's like leads this bipartisan group
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: of people trying to reclaim their water rights. I mean,
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: I don't remember any happy ending with her attached to
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: her story at the end of the montage, just so
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: she continues to fight on blah blah blah. Yeah, which
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: is not the shit on this lady. It's just to
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: say that this is a very uphill battle.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Not only is there not a happy ending, for her.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: At one point, the filmmaker comes to her and it's like, hey,
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: you're not gonna believe what I found, But your pension
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: fund it actually financed, oh right, the takeover of that
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: farm by side interests. She's just like, fuck, man, what
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: do I do? What does anyone do? And like, I
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: don't know what to do. This is gonna have to
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: be a thing where you just make a law against
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: foreign countries buying our land, I think, right, dude.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: I mean I don't know, Like when I watching this,
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: I just see a bunch of fucking middlemen that are
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: totally cool with it. Yeah, I'm like, it's just it's
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: stunning again the fucking cowboy who went to Russia to
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: help them, Like, it's a lot of fucking middlemen that
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: will just sell out for I don't know. It can't
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: be a shit ton of money.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I bet, like, if it means that
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: much to Russia, I bet they're paying pretty well.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: I think I think cash on hand for this kind
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: of shit, you know what I mean, Like sketchy country
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: like Russia, they got cash.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or even like just the people who are like
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: working on those like foreign farms here in America.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so much.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Middleman.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: They interview the I think it's the guy with the
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: British accent. I didn't write his name down, but he's
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: like a CEO or something of one of these corporate
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: owned farms, and they just kind of straight out ask
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: him like, you know, don't what if people like can't
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: get water and they die because of what you're doing?
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: And he's just like, ah, how you gonna do? You
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: know if we're gonna die? Baby?
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Is that the guy that who also like turned at
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: the end and is now growing bacteria? Like right, they're
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: just they want to grow bacteria now to fucking feed
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: the cows?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, they that seems.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: The very last of us.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it does.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: It's that seems like what does it suck to be
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: a cow? Hmm? Can't wait for that? By bacteria?
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Can I give a complete dumb guy take just not
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: stupid as hell? I okay, So, knowing nothing about the
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: law as I do, when I found out that foreign
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: countries could buy land in America at all, it sounded
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: fucking insane to me. I thought, you got like one
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: embassy and that's it. That's all the fucking America you get.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Motherfucker I was very I didn't even know. It seems
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: weird that it's even something that it's allowed in the
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: first place.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean racism concerns aside, because that's what people
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: always bring up, is well, that's racist or that's xenophobic.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: But I was taking America's a pretty racist country.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: And also, we need some level of control over our
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: food supply. That's a pretty fucking important aspect of national security,
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: and that where this lacks about it is really concerning.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what happens when you make capitalism your god.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: You have a better access to your supply of the
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: fucking scrunchies and yo plays. Then like, well, you'll play
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: this food, but you get what I'm saying, just meaningless products.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: Then you do like actual the fundamentals of life, food
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: and water. You'll play though your plays. You fucking go
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: pretty hard. Especially you get that little metal lid you
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: can fuck around with.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good luck snack.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: You can lick the lid.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: I like it. It's great, pretty.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Good amount of You always get a nice amount of
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: yogat stuck to the lid, so it's like a little
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: extra bonus.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I give that to the kiddy.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's because they like milk. That's cute.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: So Brigg did win that lawsuit. We get that happy ending.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: But yeah, a.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Lot of there's a reason his name's not brag.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: But yeah, a lot of the ending is just like,
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: you know, if we stop eating so much meat, maybe
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: things will be fine. It's like, we're not gonna stop
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: eating meat.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Aren't they growing meat in labs? Where's that ship?
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: I mean I think it's right. It's it's across the
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: hall from the water. Desalination like not scalable.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, in the middle school somewhere, I knew a kid
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: who built like a little desalination thing. So this was
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: sixth grade, So like, why can't we do that in
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: larger scale?
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: Because I think there's more than There's more than table
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: salt in the water. There's like like shit that could
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: grow in your stomach and kill you, like right, like
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: bacteria and shit.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: But like again, I think that's what those titties when
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: you go to San Diego for.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: Those are nuclearies milk the actor, are they?
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, those are nuclear titties, ti radioactive titties. You never
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: saw was it naked gun or airplane or which movie,
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: like one of those movies.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Maybe we can be sure, why is desalination so difficult?
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: We should figure that out on this episode. So yeah,
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: that's kind of I mean, that's where the documentary ends.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of Yeah, if we make some changes,
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: we could put a stop to this, but it's probably not.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Oh and desalination is horrifically expensive.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah that makes sense.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, but see that's the kind of thing.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Where it could get cheaper at some point. You never know, Like, yeah,
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: that's always the thing you have to keep in your
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: in the back of your mind about alarming shit like this.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: There are people working on it, and there might be
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: advances in the technology that will make desalination so much
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: cheaper and easier that we can just implement that wide
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: scale and then we'll just drink all of the ocean,
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: fucking all of it.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: But at the bottom of the ocean gets what we
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: find Atlantean technology, and that is what we're stores the
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: balance of Earth. Yep, yeah, that's literally that's the That
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: is the most plausible scenario where shit works out fine.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Atlantean technology, dude, I.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Mean, this whole movie just made fear. This whole documentary
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: made me feel fucking stupid as shit for having a
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: kid right now, because she's gonna grow up with like
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: no food.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: It's concerning for sure.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Ah, I fucked up.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was thinking, like, you know what my spidy
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: sense tells me if I'm Vladimir Putin, but I'm just
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: me in America, is like, I don't care if you've
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: got to you gotta team up with friends. What you
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: gotta do. You need to find some crumb of property
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: that you can like fucking because I feel like anyone
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: who doesn't own land is gonna where you're just gonna
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: become a I feel like we're just gonna go do
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: slavery all over again. Feudalism too. I mean, what is
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: an iPhone factory if not feudalism too? You know what
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: I mean?
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's very alarming. People should watch this documentary.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: It's it's also good, like it's not.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: It's well made.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: It's good, very well made documentary. It tells.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: It's also not long. It's not a long documentary.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I think an hour and forty minutes. Yeah,
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: and I watched it using forty I watched it using
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: my favorite new internet app. It's a Google Chrome extension
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: called video speed Controller and you watch videos. I watched
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: this at double speed, and the figures it doesn't change
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: the pitch of people's voices, so like, the people don't talking,
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: don't sound like chipmunks and shit like, it still sounds crazy.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: It's just super fast. And so yeah, I watched this
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: shit in under an hour.
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  Speaker 2: It's great.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Damn yeah, yeah, I cannot recommend that shit enough.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: Welly ATB figuring out you're you are four hour work
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: weeking my friend.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, I have to do so much shit for
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: these times, always trying to figure out faster ways to
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: do it, and that is one of the best things.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Holy shit, can watch anything so fast? So yeah, maybe
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: watch it that way. It's not less horrifying. It's still
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: pretty fucking terrifying even when you watch it fast. But
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: you know, won't last as long. And hey, I think
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: that's our episode, right right, A Tiff Connor, thank you
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  Speaker 3: both for doing the pod. What do we have to
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: plug before we get out of here? A Tiff? When
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: you got to plug?
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: I'm having a podcast on your network about comic books
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: called sus Stories, where I read shitty com books and
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: review them. Shitty and like semi offensive com books.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: So yeah, no fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, looking forward to that.
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  Speaker 4: What's some fucked up comic books you got in mind?
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: So like one of them I've been reviewing. Why Kitty
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: probably says nigga a lot. She says it like she
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: says the three times she has, like three times and
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: then always to a black person to explain why they
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: shouldn't be discriminatory towards mutants.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, well, you know, three times in a comic
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: book is kind of is definitely a bit much. It's
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: always her like that's literally a few a few.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: You think it's like wolver Reade because he's like four
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: hundred years old, like he probably has some slaves. Yeah,
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: but no, it's.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Eas side of the Civil War was on. You could
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: have been wearing the gray.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking forward to that. We're gonna start adding
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: more podcasts that aren't me to network, which I'm looking
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: forward to. That's a thing coming in two K twenty five. Connor,
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: what do you got to plug?
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Listen to my podcast Mean Boys, Uh monologue, jokes, sketches, games, more.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: It's a cavalcade of comedy fun, the Mean Boys Podcast.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: And to check out my new show on Adam Todd
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Brown's network. What is it? I don't know. You can't
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: just give me, you know me all these years, you
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: can't just give me a show on Spec You sure, okay?
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: All right, thanks, thank you, thank you.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Books good comic books.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: shit about comic books. The only thing I know about
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: is random mansion Egypt facts yu gi oh, which those
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: two are definitely connected, connected, And where the Clearius is
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: it's at It's at the top. It's higher than you
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: think it's going to be.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: All right, let's get out of here. A Tiff say goodbye,
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: Connor say goodbye, Hello, goodbye, everybody.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: We love you.