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Could You Be Serious? Nature Jokes That Will Make You Laugh (or Not) · Wildly Curious

• 0:43
  Laura: Hello and welcome to For The Love of Nature, a podcast where we tell you everything you need to know about nature and probably more than you wanted to know.
• 0:50
  Laura: I'm Laura.
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  Laura: And I'm
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  Katy: Katie.
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  Katy: And today we are going to be doing an a different, I guess, a different type of.
• 0:59
  Katy: Episode than what, what we've ever done.
• 1:01
  Katy: Really?
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  Katy: Kind of, yeah.
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: It's like yes and no, but in a different way.
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  Katy: Yes.
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  Katy: So we're gonna be doing, could you be serious?
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  Katy: Is what it's gonna be called.
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  Katy: And we are gonna tell quite possibly the dumbest jokes you have ever heard back and forth.
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  Katy: Does all related to nature?
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  Katy: All related to nature, of course.
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  Katy: To see if we can make each other laugh.
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  Katy: And I told Laura right before we started recording, when I wrote these down and sent'em to Taylor, our interim manager, I thought that some of these were funny.
• 1:31
  Katy: And then I was reading over them earlier today and I'm like, I don't remember which ones I thought were funny because none of these are like, some of'em are, they're just dumb.
• 1:39
  Katy: Like, just so dumb.
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  Katy: And that's probably why I was laughing.
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  Katy: I lot of dumb
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  Laura: things, but we're gonna try not to laugh.
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  Laura: So it's like a try not to laugh.
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  Laura: Challenge, yeah.
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  Laura: As much as we can, I think.
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  Laura: And, uh, I don't know.
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  Laura: We'll see how many we get through.
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  Katy: The problem is, is I can block crap out.
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  Katy: That's, that's the problem.
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  Katy: I can hands down when this one.
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  Katy: Just cuz I can box that crap away.
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  Katy: Is that, is that healthy?
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  Katy: No, but can I do it?
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  Katy: Yes.
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  Laura: Maybe I'll just shock you.
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  Laura: Yeah, yeah.
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  Laura: Or to my face and then you'll
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  Katy: be I was gonna say yeah.
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  Katy: If anything, if anything that's, that's what I'll do.
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  Katy: It just you and you crack up it yourself.
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  Katy: We'll, make me laugh.
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  Katy: Laugh.
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  Katy: That's, I'm
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  Laura: sure I'm gonna be cracking up of my own jokes.
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  Laura: Yeah.
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  Laura: And that won't count.
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  Laura: It's gotta be, you have to laugh at the other if Yes.
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  Laura: Or you laugh or not to the other persons.
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  Laura: Yeah.
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  Laura: So I kind of thought this would be a way that.
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  Laura: Shows, you know, you don't have to take nature seriously as we
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  Katy: never do.
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  Katy: I was gonna say, as we never do.
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  Katy: All right.
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  Katy: Do you wanna start?
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  Laura: Okay, sure.
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  Laura: What happened when Allie Algae and Freddie Fungus started dating, they took a liking to each other.
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  Laura: So dumb, but I, who doesn't like a good liking joke?
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  Laura: All right.
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  Laura: Uh, I really
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  Katy: thought it, that was it.
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  Katy: I thought it was gonna be a fun guy one.
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  Katy: That's why I was thinking about it for a second.
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  Katy: I was like, is it gonna be a fun, a fun guy?
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  Katy: I would like, didn't be a fun guy.
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  Katy: Joke.
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  Katy: Okay.
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  Katy: This is one of my leave.
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  Katy: It is.
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  Katy: That's what I was waiting for.
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  Katy: Okay.
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  Katy: Ready?
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: What did the mother tree say to the baby tree during their soccer game?
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  Katy: I don't know.
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  Katy: I'm rooting
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  Laura: for you.
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  Laura: Oh my gosh, the puns are so off.
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  Laura: Right, right.
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  Laura: Okay, Fred, how can you tell an American crow from a fish crow, American
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  Katy: crow from a fish
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  Laura: crow?
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  Laura: This is the nerdiest joke.
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  Laura: I don't know.
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  Laura: You just ask it, say, are you an American crow?
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  Laura: And if it says, nuh nuh, it isn't.
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  Laura: It's a fish crow.
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  Laura: Which for any of you listeners out there who are like, what?
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  Laura: It's because that's the call of.
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  Laura: That's the call.
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: That's the call of Fish Crow.
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  Katy: Nerd joke Nerds.
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  Katy: My son has, uh, or I have that my son has kidnapped from me.
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  Katy: Remember that big bird sound bible I got in college?
• 4:05
  Katy: I still have that.
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  Katy: I, yeah, cuz we, it was one of those amazing deals at Barnes and Nobles when the front, you're going outta business.
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: And it's just like all these random things, it's like, 20.
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  Katy: It was like$25 originally.
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  Katy: I don't know, like close to a hundred.
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: You flip through this huge book, type in the number for the call and it does the call and it's amazing.
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  Katy: And Luke, my son, sits there and he goes through those all day.
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  Katy: I, I, my bird calls have gotten much better just cuz of him sitting there, going through it, so.
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  Katy: All righty.
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  Katy: Another bird joke then.
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  Katy: Why do tufted tit houses fly south for the winter?
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  Katy: Because it's too far to walk.
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  Katy: Oh,
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  Laura: I was immediately something thinking, something dirty.
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  Laura: I guess we should also do, we have to make a like a disclaimer for this.
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  Laura: Do you have any that are like inappropriate for baby ears?
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  Laura: One of mine, one of mine, one of mine too, but I'll say it near
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  Katy: the end.
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  Katy: Okay.
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  Katy: My mine is also towards the end.
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  Katy: Okay.
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  Laura: All right.
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  Laura: This is just a statement joke.
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  Laura: This is one of those, it's not a question.
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  Laura: Okay.
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  Laura: Okay.
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  Laura: A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, is this stool taken?
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  Katy: That was a good one.
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  Katy: I'll say that is a good one.
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  Katy: That was a good one.
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  Katy: That was a good one.
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  Katy: All right.
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  Katy: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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  Katy: Uh, I don't know.
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  Katy: Nothing.
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  Katy: It just let out a little wine.
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  Katy: Huh.
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  Laura: That's a pretty good one.
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  Laura: That one's cute.
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  Laura: That one that except it's got murdered.
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: What did the say when it was murder and nothing.
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  Katy: It just let out a little wine.
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  Laura: It just seeped out A little wine.
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  Laura: Yeah.
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  Laura: Right.
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  Laura: Geez.
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  Laura: Okay.
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  Laura: So while admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist take asks the guard.
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  Laura: How old are these bones?
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  Laura: The guard replies, they're 73 million of four years and six months old.
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  Laura: That's a rather exact number, says the tourist.
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  Laura: How do you know their age so precisely?
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  Laura: Well, I answers the guard.
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  Laura: The dinosaur bones were 73 million years when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.
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  Katy: I've heard that.
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  Katy: I've heard that one.
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  Katy: Like a variety of different like years and how long they have.
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: All right.
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  Katy: Ready?
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: Why do cows wear bells?
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  Katy: Because their horns don't work.
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  Katy: Oh, that one
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  Laura: literally took me a second.
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  Laura: I'm getting stuck on the horns part.
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  Laura: Uh uh Okay.
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  Laura: Another kind of statement.
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  Laura: He won first Beaver.
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  Laura: Sir, the river is running a full capacity with no obstruction.
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  Laura: Second fever.
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  Laura: Damn it.
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  Katy: I was gonna say, if anything, your reaction My, my favorite, so I don't know if I've told this before.
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  Katy: My son, he does kind of pick up, I don't swear a lot around him, but occasionally.
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  Katy: It's in context.
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  Katy: Does, and Luke was like really, really little and stepped out the back door to call the dogs in.
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  Katy: And Toby, he's like to, and he's like, tiny, this is like before the dogs even thought of him as a human.
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  Katy: And Luke's like Toby.
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  Katy: Toby.
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  Katy: Now mind you, Toby's, you know, one brain cell can't hear.
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  Katy: He's gonna be 14 here coming up just a few years ago.
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  Katy: And Toby didn't listen, and Luke just turned around and just goes, damn it, Toby.
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  Katy: Like that.
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  Katy: Like right.
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  Katy: And perfect.
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  Katy: I was like, oh yeah, that's probably from me.
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  Katy: So, all righty.
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  Katy: Ready?
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: What do you call a bear with no teeth and no ears?
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  Katy: Sad.
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  Katy: Anything you like?
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  Katy: I can't hear you.
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  Laura: That's a pretty good one too.
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  Katy: So mean though.
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  Katy: I'm also like, cuz I did the same thing.
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  Katy: Aww.
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  Katy: No teeth, no ears.
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  Katy: I felt so bad for it.
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  Katy: Speaking of bears, did you hear that Bear 3 99 or whatever that is, had another baby now thought she was done having that famous grizzly bear that they thought that she was done?
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  Katy: Nope.
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  Katy: She, she came out of hibernation again this year and she had another cub.
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  Katy: She's, the stop won't stop, right?
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  Katy: She's the, the oldest oldest.
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  Katy: The oldest living wild known of like oldest, oldest mom.
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  Katy: They didn't, they didn't think that she was gonna have another cub.
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  Katy: Yeah.
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  Katy: So she's the oldest, huh?
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  Katy: Fun bear fact.
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  Laura: Yeah.
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  Laura: So, at summer camp we sometimes tell we have the kids guest jokes or give jokes and things, and this is one of them from a previous summer.
• 8:44
  Laura: What kind of clothing should clouds wear?
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  Laura: I don't know.
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  Laura: Thunder wear.
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  Katy: That's a good one.
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  Katy: That's a good one.
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  Katy: All right.
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  Katy: What do you get when a dinosaur kicks you?
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  Katy: Dead.
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  Katy: A mega sore ass.
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  Laura: That's a good one too.
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  Laura: Um, okay.
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  Laura: When traveling through nature, it's always smart to bring a seasoned hiker with you.
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  Laura: It's well-known fact that bears find unseasoned, hikers, bland and tasteless.
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  Katy: That's a good one.
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  Katy: That's the same way.
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  Katy: Always make sure that you're, you're at least faster than one person in a group kind of thing.
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  Katy: Yeah, yeah.
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  Katy: Always.
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  Katy: What do you call a happy kangaroo?
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  Katy: Hoppy close A optimist.
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  Katy: Aw, that's
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  Laura: cute.
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  Laura: Yeah.
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  Laura: Yeah.
• 9:32
  Laura: When does soil get rich?
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  Katy: I don't know when Mother
• 9:38
  Laura: Nature makes it rain.
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  Laura: That's a
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  Katy: good one.
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  Katy: That's a good one.
• 9:43
  Katy: Why do fish live in saltwater?
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  Laura: Oh, wait, I think I read this one last night when I was doing research for my
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  Katy: episode.
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  Katy: Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
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  Katy: Oh
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  Laura: geez.
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  Laura: That one's terrible, right?
• 9:57
  Laura: It's pretty funny at the same time.
• 10:00
  Laura: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
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  Katy: I don't know.
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  Katy: Lost.
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  Laura: Hi.
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  Laura: Like some of the ones that are just dumb.
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  Laura: Dumb.
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  Laura: Just dumb.
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  Katy: Yeah, that's dumb.
• 10:12
  Katy: All right, you ready?
• 10:13
  Katy: What do you call a deer With no eyes?
• 10:16
  Katy: Oh, geez.
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  Katy: I have no idea.
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  Katy: Oh,
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  Laura: man.
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  Laura: That's terrible.
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  Laura: All right.
• 10:23
  Laura: All right.
• 10:25
  Laura: Uh, so my boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
• 10:31
  Katy: That's a good one.
• 10:32
  Katy: That is actually a pretty good one.
• 10:35
  Katy: Why did this squirrel swim on its back to keep its nuts dry.
• 10:44
  Laura: Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees?
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  Laura: I don't know, because they're really good
• 10:49
  Katy: at it.
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  Katy: Okay.
• 10:51
  Katy: You know what?
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  Katy: That would actually be a good one.
• 10:56
  Katy: That's a good one.
• 10:57
  Katy: That's a good one though.
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  Katy: Cause, cuz they're really good at it.
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  Katy: That's another tea that's really
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  Laura: good at it.
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  Laura: Yeah.
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  Laura: Can you imagine how many people you could make?
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  Laura: Believe that, right?
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  Katy: Especially, oh my gosh.
• 11:06
  Katy: Oh my gosh.
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  Laura: Did you ever see a hippo hiding in tree?
• 11:09
  Laura: No.
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  Katy: Just cuz they're, you're really good at it.
• 11:12
  Katy: It's like a, what's that?
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  Katy: There's that spoof Disney Instagram called the Mouse Trap.
• 11:18
  Katy: Like Mouse trap News is what it's called.
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  Katy: And they just do like random Disney, like fake things.
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  Katy: And so just, but it's, it's so unbelievable.
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  Katy: It's, yeah.
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  Katy: Believable cuz they did one recently.
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  Katy: That you can, they're having fast pass now for the bathrooms and they went on like for$500 or whatever.
• 11:37
  Katy: It was like you can have a fast pass and then you have special bathrooms.
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  Katy: It's like so ridiculous and it's believable.
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  Katy: I feel like we could pull that off with nature.
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  Katy: Oh yeah.
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  Katy: Things and so many people would be like, what?
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  Katy: Oh, and uh, horrible.
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  Katy: That's all.
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  Katy: You just have to say it confidently.
• 11:50
  Katy: Yeah, as long as I can definitely say it confidently and people will believe.
• 11:55
  Katy: What did the limestone say to the geologist?
• 11:59
  Katy: Um, don't take me for granted wolf.
• 12:04
  Laura: Um, what did the tree say to the bush when it asked it out on a date?
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  Laura: I don't know.
• 12:13
  Laura: I don't want no shrub.
• 12:14
  Laura: Shrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
• 12:17
  Katy: I thought it was gonna be a different shrub joke or a bush joke joke.
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  Katy: Like a different bush joke.
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  Laura: Yeah, yeah.
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  Laura: No, no.
• 12:24
  Laura: Just a nineties.
• 12:24
  Katy: Just a nineties joke.
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  Katy: Just a nineties joke.
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  Katy: It's fine.
• 12:29
  Katy: How do you properly identify a dogwood tree?
• 12:32
  Katy: Ugh.
• 12:33
  Katy: I know this one, but it's bites.
• 12:35
  Katy: Lion bark, right?
• 12:39
  Katy: Okay.
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  Katy: Okay.
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  Katy: Here's a good
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  Laura: one.
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  Laura: In my opinion.
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  Laura: In my opinion, this is a long one.
• 12:44
  Laura: A man boards a plane and is seated next to an air marshal and is sniffing dog.
• 12:48
  Laura: Soon the plane takes off and the Marshall says, sniffer search the dog walks along the aisle and stops next to a woman.
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  Laura: He then returns to a seat and puts one Paul on the Marshall's arm.
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  Laura: Good boy says the Marshall.
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  Laura: What happened?
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  Laura: Ask the man.
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  Laura: The woman is in possession of marijuana.
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  Laura: We'll arrest her when we land.
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  Laura: Once again, sniffer searches the aisles.
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  Laura: He stops beside a man then returns to his seat and places two paws on the Marshall's arm.
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  Laura: That man is carrying cocaine.
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  Laura: The Marshall explains the dog, walks up the aisle again, then races back, jumps into his seat, and poops all over it.
• 13:18
  Laura: What's going on?
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  Laura: Demand the demands.
• 13:20
  Laura: The man, the Marshall, nervously replies, he just found a bomb.
• 13:25
  Katy: That's a good one.
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  Katy: Could you, could you imagine though, like I'm being
• 13:31
  Laura: told
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  Katy: that
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  Laura: what,
• 13:33
  Katy: uh, I, I will say, where was I flying out of Charlotte and.
• 13:38
  Katy: As you're going through tsa, they line people up in a single file line and you just go, you just walk and they're like, okay, go.
• 13:44
  Katy: Okay, go.
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  Katy: And you walk, run one right after the other and they have like a, a dog and it's going around you.
• 13:50
  Katy: When I tell you the excitement of people in that line, like it was an insanely long line and you didn't hear a single person complain cuz everybody's like crazy that line.
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  Katy: Look at the dog.
• 14:00
  Katy: Look at the dog.
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  Katy: And there was one dog that was working and then there were two on break that were like hanging out nearby.
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  Katy: So of course like, yeah, not a single person complained.
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  Katy: So anybody out there who works for T S a look at Charlotte because nobody was complaining of a long, stupid line cuz everybody was just ex good pets at the end of it.
• 14:17
  Katy: Yeah, everybody was excited to see the dog.
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  Katy: All right.
• 14:20
  Katy: Can you tell me what color the wind is?
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  Katy: Uh, all blue.
• 14:25
  Katy: The colors blue.
• 14:26
  Katy: Pocahontas
• 14:27
  Laura: blue.
• 14:29
  Laura: Oh.
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  Laura: Um, okay.
• 14:33
  Laura: Then here's my questionably tasteful one.
• 14:37
  Laura: Okay.
• 14:38
  Katy: Mines was a squirrel.
• 14:39
  Katy: Nuts.
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  Katy: So, okay.
• 14:42
  Katy: A
• 14:42
  Laura: naturalist noted on a walk that St.
• 14:45
  Laura: John's Wart is believed to be useful for mood, including anxiety and depression.
• 14:49
  Laura: An older woman who kept asking questions, asked another one saying, there seems to be a lot here.
• 14:54
  Laura: Don't the deer eat it?
• 14:56
  Laura: And the naturalist said, well, if they did, they might jump in front of less cars.
• 15:03
  Katy: I mean, that's horrible.
• 15:08
  Laura: That's so horrible.
• 15:09
  Laura: So horrible,
• 15:10
  Katy: so horrible.
• 15:12
  Katy: How can you get down from a tree?
• 15:16
  Katy: Oh, wait, this is something about you can't, right?
• 15:18
  Katy: Yeah, you can't.
• 15:19
  Katy: Down the light comes from ducks and geese.
• 15:21
  Katy: Oh,
• 15:22
  Laura: that's a clever one.
• 15:23
  Laura: Yeah.
• 15:23
  Laura: I like that one.
• 15:24
  Katy: All right, I have one more then.
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  Katy: And this is a, this is a statement one, not a question.
• 15:29
  Katy: The swordfish has no natural predators to fear, except for the pen fish.
• 15:33
  Katy: That one is mightier.
• 15:35
  Laura: That's so dumb.
• 15:40
  Laura: Well, folks, just in case you needed a little chuckle to
• 15:45
  Katy: Well, can I, can I just tell my, my always go-to joke.
• 15:49
  Katy: It's not date related.
• 15:51
  Katy: So, um, I don't know if I talked about this on the podcast before, but whenever I typically go under anesthesia, I always tell jokes.
• 15:59
  Katy: That is apparently what I do.
• 16:02
  Katy: Constantly and consistently, even when I try really hard not to, I do.
• 16:06
  Katy: Including, that's what she said, jokes, which is the best types of jokes.
• 16:10
  Katy: Yeah.
• 16:10
  Katy: I had a tumor removed outta my mouth and the, the surgeon, whatever they're called, said, was in there and she.
• 16:19
  Katy: The tech was like, oh, is that like all the tumor?
• 16:22
  Katy: And the doctor was like, yeah, it was a lot bigger whenever once I got in there and through all of the things pulling my mouth open, I was like, that's what she said.
• 16:30
  Katy: But the one that I always consistently tell when I'm going under, I don't know why, but it's so dumb cuz I heard it once and I thought it was so funny the first time I heard it.
• 16:40
  Katy: Where does the general keep his armies?
• 16:42
  Katy: Oh yeah.
• 16:43
  Katy: In his sleeves.
• 16:44
  Katy: I laughed so hard the first time I heard that.
• 16:47
  Katy: And that is always my favorite go-to whenever I'm going in under anesthesia.
• 16:52
  Katy: But I normally crack.
• 16:53
  Katy: I just say the, and I don't even know where I get'em because if you, if you came up to me on any random day and it was like, tell me a good joke, besides the general Army sleepies one, I wouldn't be able to, I wouldn't be able to come up with one, have nothing.
• 17:04
  Katy: Yeah, I have nothing.
• 17:05
  Katy: But whenever I'm go.
• 17:07
  Katy: Going under anesthesia.
• 17:08
  Katy: Apparently just some extra part of my brain opens up to all of these jokes and I mean, man, thankfully, like you know, typically whenever you're going under for surgery, you've already met with the doctor at least once or twice, thank God.
• 17:23
  Katy: Or else these people would be like, who lunatic is.
• 17:26
  Katy: Yeah.
• 17:26
  Katy: Who is this insane lady?
• 17:28
  Katy: If
• 17:28
  Laura: somebody asked me for a joke, my go-to is actually one that I learned from a kid in camp at Little Rock.
• 17:34
  Laura: And it was the girl was like, what do you call three humped camel?
• 17:38
  Laura: And I was like, I don't know.
• 17:40
  Laura: And she was like, pregnant.
• 17:43
  Laura: I laughed so hard.
• 17:46
  Laura: And then my other one, which is not even a real joke, but that's the best thing, is having kids tell jokes.
• 17:51
  Laura: Oh my gosh.
• 17:51
  Laura: Yeah.
• 17:52
  Laura: So I was telling jokes to some like five year olds, and this one little boy just did not get the concept of a joke, like at all.
• 17:58
  Laura: And he is cracking himself up and he's so cute and he is making me laugh and laugh because he's just laughing.
• 18:04
  Laura: So hard, and at one point he's like morphing real jokes into just
• 18:09
  Katy: like he's continuing it.
• 18:10
  Katy: Yeah.
• 18:10
  Katy: Luke on, on and on.
• 18:11
  Katy: Luke does that too because, because he finds one thing that's funny.
• 18:14
  Katy: So he'll just, yes, keep going.
• 18:16
  Katy: And then he just morph into, into
• 18:17
  Laura: things.
• 18:17
  Laura: So then finally I was like, why?
• 18:20
  Laura: And he said it exactly like this.
• 18:21
  Laura: Everybody like, guaranteed this is what he sounded like.
• 18:25
  Laura: And he went, why did the duck build a nature center?
• 18:32
  Laura: And I was like, why?
• 18:34
  Laura: And he goes, because he loved nature.
• 18:38
  Laura: And then he,
• 18:40
  Katy: and
• 18:42
  Laura: I'm dying.
• 18:46
  Katy: Oh gosh.
• 18:47
  Katy: Oh, kids, kids jokes are the best.
• 18:49
  Katy: Luke, Luke, I think one of the funnier ones that he said is he came, he stuck in the bed and it was like, I don't know, five o'clock in the morning.
• 18:56
  Katy: I knew he was there, but I was still half asleep, rolled over.
• 18:59
  Katy: I open up my eyes and he's just staring at me, you know, every parent's nightmare just staring at me and he just goes, uh, what, what is it?
• 19:09
  Katy: What did the cat, what did the cat call?
• 19:12
  Katy: Picture it painted of itself.
• 19:14
  Katy: And I'm like out of it.
• 19:15
  Katy: And I was like, what?
• 19:16
  Katy: And he goes, he goes, A portrait like that.
• 19:19
  Katy: And I laughed so hard.
• 19:22
  Katy: It was so, and I still have the video cuz immediately I like, reach over, grab my phone.
• 19:26
  Katy: I'm like, Luke, can you say that one more time?
• 19:27
  Katy: And he's, you can even tell even like he's sleepy.
• 19:30
  Katy: But he, he just had, he apparently he had a the night joke.
• 19:33
  Katy: Yeah.
• 19:34
  Katy: He had to come in and tell me that joke at 5:00 AM Yeah.
• 19:37
  Katy: Good grief.
• 19:39
  Katy: All right, everybody.
• 19:40
  Katy: Well, that wraps up this episode.
• 19:42
  Katy: Yeah, I mean,
• 19:42
  Laura: challenge wise, I guess Katie probably
• 19:44
  Katy: won.
• 19:44
  Katy: I don't listen.
• 19:45
  Katy: I told you I can box that crap away, but I, I cracked you once or twice.
• 19:49
  Katy: Yeah, you did.
• 19:50
  Katy: I can, I can box it away though.
• 19:51
  Katy: That's, that's just not fair to you.
• 19:54
  Laura: Katie has no
• 19:55
  Katy: emotions.
• 19:56
  Katy: I have no emotions.
• 19:56
  Katy: I can definitely box it away at again.
• 20:00
  Katy: Healthy.
• 20:01
  Katy: No useful.
• 20:02
  Katy: Yes.
• 20:03
  Katy: All right.
• 20:04
  Katy: All right guys, make sure you reach out to us on Twitter and choose a message on there.
• 20:08
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• 20:12
  Katy: Yeah,
• 20:13
  Laura: we should be having a really exciting guest next week, so you're not gonna wanna miss it.
• 20:17
  Laura: Talk to you next week.
• 20:18
  Laura: Bye.