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🍑 RHOA Recap: "3 Boards" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: Hello, everybody, that's the.
• 0:26
  Speaker 3: Out Yeah, okay, I am wearing the same jumpsuit as
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: Kenya more in this episode of the Real Housewives of
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: Atlanta and is a jumpsuit. So I revealed myself from
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  Speaker 3: the side. If you're watching this Tier two, get Tier two.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: You're getting some surprises and delights. How do you have
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: that outfit that's unbelievable.
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: I could not believe my eyes. And I'm talking about
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: the outfit of those of you who cannot see this.
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  Speaker 3: I am talking about the outfit where they were at
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  Speaker 3: the Kenya Moore hair spa and she.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: Was with.
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  Speaker 3: Who was she with? There? Was it Porsha and Samia? Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: they were looking at the models the models were walking
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  Speaker 3: in and this is the jumpsuit suit that she was wearing. Pink,
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: some red and black. Okay, so this is a Diane
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  Speaker 3: von Furstenberg design when she collaborated with Target. WHOA didn't
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  Speaker 3: know I'd end up there.
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: Did ye? So you know what, just when I thought
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  Speaker 2: you were gonna zig use.
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  Speaker 3: Bagged isaaged right over to the most affordable. But you
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  Speaker 3: know that's the thing, Like it was Kelly and Porscha
• 1:40
  Speaker 3: that were there, so as we well, why don't we
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: welcome ourselves into this podcast? I mean, hello, Jamie Moyer,
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: Hello darlings. Are you guys ready to get into the
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: most anticipated episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta?
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  Speaker 2: Yet? Welcome?
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: Thank you you said it perfectly, you sync that perfectly.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: Welcome in.
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: Do you have grief counselors on hand, because I am
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: at trauma tage.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I am too, I grief counselors. We are going
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: to need to hold each other in our bosoms. And
• 2:18
  Speaker 3: just I mean, I don't even know. I can't believe.
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  Speaker 3: It was like Kenya almost knew at that moment when
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: Cynthia when it was like crickets, you know, and Cynthia
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  Speaker 3: was like, you're better than this, and you could kind
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: of see Kenya be like, shit, did I go too far?
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  Speaker 3: But then of course she you know, she went back
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: in like, no, I'm not going to She threatened me
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  Speaker 3: with a gun, I'm not going to lay down, you know.
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  Speaker 3: And Kenya always, you know, she always takes it to like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, obviously now that she has a daughter, it's
• 2:50
  Speaker 3: always no, you're doing this to my daughter. You're doing
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  Speaker 3: this to my daughter. You know, it's always that. But like,
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  Speaker 3: I just can't believe we got not one, not two,
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  Speaker 3: but three phone core boards.
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  Speaker 2: Phone core that is three trips to Kinko's, three's trips
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  Speaker 2: to office Max.
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  Speaker 3: Could have been one Jamie, and then she got all
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  Speaker 3: three at one time. I mean, you know, these are
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  Speaker 3: the things we don't know. But the point is there
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  Speaker 3: were three. And now where would those pictures be printed up?
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: Because I know you're not going to be able to
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  Speaker 3: do that over at the FedEx.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you Walgreens will print anything from personal experience.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, it's like it's like, okay, Shutterfly, Okay, Shutterfly,
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  Speaker 2: send me these poster wards. I just I'm gonna say this,
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  Speaker 2: and I mean it with my I'm gonna say it
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  Speaker 2: with my whole chest. Why would you do that at
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  Speaker 2: your own event? Let alone do it? Period? And and
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: and uh, you know, I had to go onto the
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  Speaker 2: internet and see what people were saying because I was
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: mouth agape. Yeah, and a lot of people were saying, uh,
• 3:59
  Speaker 2: Britch should have been excused. So basically it's like that happened,
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: and then Kenya drug it to hell Britt with the
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  Speaker 2: pistol that was terrible. Also, I did not like that.
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: But this revenge porn poster thing, I was like, why
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  Speaker 2: at your beautiful event, I know, beautiful, classy event, and
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  Speaker 2: it was so tone deaf Kenya.
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  Speaker 3: She was like blind, she was blind with rage. Now
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  Speaker 3: here's the thing. I as we saw at the end
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  Speaker 3: of this episode, we saw the title card come up
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  Speaker 3: based on Kenya's behavior, the decision was made to cease
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: filming with her this season. Well, they should have ceased
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  Speaker 3: filming with Britt. I mean to talk about a gun
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  Speaker 3: that is so bad. I mean, that's the worst. You know,
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  Speaker 3: If Kenya really felt like her life was threatened, I'm
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  Speaker 3: surprised that the producers didn't listen. And obviously she must
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: not have felt like the threat was there. Obviously she
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  Speaker 3: keeps referring to having a pistol, A pistol, a pistol.
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  Speaker 3: But if she did feel threatened, she that explains why
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  Speaker 3: she went so ham by humiliating her. But almost at
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  Speaker 3: the same time, I'm thinking, why would you even go
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  Speaker 3: in that direction? If she has a pistol, why would
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  Speaker 3: you want to provoke someone who is a loose cannon?
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  Speaker 3: And also why did the production company and Bravo not
• 5:31
  Speaker 3: release Brittany immediately, like they they need to do better
• 5:35
  Speaker 3: with like hands on and violent threats, Like yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: mean obviously she's Yeah. I just like if she they're
• 5:43
  Speaker 3: gonna get rid of Kenya, they obviously they had to. No,
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  Speaker 3: there's no question. Yeah, that's question either about Brittany.
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  Speaker 2: I agree that was crazy. Like when when she's like,
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  Speaker 2: and I do have a pistol on me right now
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  Speaker 2: because I am not the one. I'm like, oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you know, why would you say that if
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  Speaker 3: you don't mean it as a threat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I think that she. I think Brittany dropped
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: her basket in that moment, and I do think she was.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, that whole fight at Angela's event was
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: dub the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: It was so so stupid, dumb.
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  Speaker 2: And when when when Kenya said, you're trying to have
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  Speaker 2: your moment. You know, we're not fools. We know that
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  Speaker 2: I'm the housewives of every place, especially New Housewives, look
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  Speaker 2: for beef. Maybe there's barely anything there, but they want
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  Speaker 2: to look They don't want to look boring. They want
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  Speaker 2: to look like they are fighting, like that Utah, Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 2: It happens all the time people start to drop down,
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  Speaker 2: alliances whatever. So the initial party at Angela's, I thought
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: was like, and I was with Kenya. Kenya's like, have
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  Speaker 2: your moment. I see what's going on here, and I
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: was like, yes, I'm with you. Then when Britt and
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  Speaker 2: then you're right bro about film that whole conversation, all
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: those people came pouring out of wherever they were hanging out.
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  Speaker 2: And then She's like, I do have my pistol in
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  Speaker 2: my purse, so she better realized that, you know whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And then they said Kenya heard it. I don't know Kenya.
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  Speaker 2: On the on the last week's clip, Kenya was outside
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: the car laughing and stuff and she got in the car.
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  Speaker 2: But then this week they reiterated that Keny had that
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  Speaker 2: audio where she's like saying that she heard that and
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: that she she Kenya in the audio said she's got
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  Speaker 2: to go. Yeah, So why didn't she go to the producers?
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: Why come with these poster boards? Why not go to
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  Speaker 2: the She's got to go? Is people bop Bravo. I
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  Speaker 2: feel threatened, and then she would have been out and
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  Speaker 2: this never would have happened. Having said that, Kenya, you
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  Speaker 2: cannot okay the first poster word I think was old
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: pictures of brit with her old nose or whatever. And
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  Speaker 2: even then the crowd was kind of distasted, like yeah, right,
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  Speaker 2: but that third one of the S and the D
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  Speaker 2: that's revenge porn. That's revenge porn. You know, even on
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  Speaker 2: vand R Pump they said that, you know, Sandobal had
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  Speaker 2: this picture or this image, these images of Raquel, they
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  Speaker 2: were not shown, like you cannot do that. That is
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  Speaker 2: so violating. And you know, any of us who's who've
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  Speaker 2: ever s a D, you don't want that picture on
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  Speaker 2: a poster board.
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  Speaker 3: No, and I have many, but I certainly wouldn't want
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  Speaker 3: that out there. And you know, I have to say,
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  Speaker 3: like you know.
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  Speaker 2: Christmas breath, Christmas two thousand and one, what a joy.
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  Speaker 3: The fact that all of the women there were disgusted
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  Speaker 3: gives me just it made me very happy that everyone
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  Speaker 3: was on the right side of history.
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, you're right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and also to this day, I mean, well, Kenya
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  Speaker 3: did see the error of her ways. You know, she
• 8:58
  Speaker 3: went on tammeron Hall. She did apologize, she said she
• 9:03
  Speaker 3: took it too far, and it was nice to see
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  Speaker 3: her take some responsibility. You know, it is so difficult
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  Speaker 3: to watch this. It's like watching a star burned to
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  Speaker 3: the ground. I mean, it's it has killed her legacy
• 9:18
  Speaker 3: in a way in which I hate even saying that
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  Speaker 3: out loud.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I know, and it's like it's just it's
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  Speaker 2: fulfilling prophecy. Right, It's like she's in tears two episodes ago.
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  Speaker 2: I have to make this business work. I have put
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: my daughter's college fund into this business. And I'm sitting
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  Speaker 2: there going, it'll work, Kenya, you can do it. And
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  Speaker 2: now I'm like, that business is probably toast right now,
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  Speaker 2: she cut her own paycheck. She it was the most
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  Speaker 2: tone deaf thing Kenya has ever done. I feel like
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  Speaker 2: if it were me, I would have read the room
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  Speaker 2: at the picture of her old pictures and mugshots or
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  Speaker 2: whatever whatever she was showing, stop there, and I would
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: have been like, oh, perhaps I've gotten it too fair.
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  Speaker 2: But no, she kept going, and like I you know,
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  Speaker 2: I felt I felt really gross about it, as did you,
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  Speaker 2: and as did Porscha Shami. I mean, Porsche was so upset.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, take the camera off. I don't even
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  Speaker 2: want it to be recorded. I was at this event.
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  Speaker 3: You know, It's just it's just so even I was like,
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  Speaker 3: that's too far, and that's when Kenya responded back, No,
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  Speaker 3: she threatened me with a gun. It's you know, you
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  Speaker 3: wonder who is surrounding Kenya that they would fan the
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  Speaker 3: flame of this because she didn't do this on her own.
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  Speaker 3: I'm also wondering how much did production know about what
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  Speaker 3: she was going to show?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, did production see her setting those little posters up?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe not, because if they did, maybe they would have
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  Speaker 3: shut that down. I have to think that they didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't know, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Call them, get them on the phone, call production.
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  Speaker 3: I don't I just like I'm you know, it's hard
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  Speaker 3: to wrap your head around. But hurt people hurt people,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and Kenya is extremely hurt. You know, she's
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: had a very very difficult childhood and you know how
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: you said this was like her moment to I mean,
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: we've been waiting for this spa, that Kenya Moore hairspa
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  Speaker 3: for a very very long time, you know, So why
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  Speaker 3: would she choose to do that, especially at her you know,
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  Speaker 3: soft laune or whatever.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: Well, a victory lap. You're at your victory lap, you
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  Speaker 2: worked hard.
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: Well, she may have, you know, she may sabotage her
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  Speaker 3: own self, and she doesn't even know it. You know,
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: she may do that, she may just crash and burn
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  Speaker 3: on purpose, but not even know that she's doing it,
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: because she can go so far with no boundaries whatsoever,
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  Speaker 3: and she cannot see the forest through the trees, and
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: she couldn't pull back, like she was all in and
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: she was going to burn it to the ground, and
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: in fact she did. The other thing is if she
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: was a friend of this season, she wasn't going to
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: be at everything.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: So she had she was already a friend of.
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it wasn't that she was demoted after this incident.
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: After this incident, she was completely fired or how they say,
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: we'll put in.
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  Speaker 2: Detention, defriended, defriended of the friend. I thought that she
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: was right, a housewife who retroactively was banished from the
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: opener and defriended. So she was already a friend.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I thought too. But no, coming into the season,
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: she as well as Cynthia were both going to be
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: friends of the show. And I wonder if maybe that's
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: what I'm thinking. I'm wondering. I mean, think about this speech.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, this was her moment to you know, she
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: can justify it any which way. And here she is,
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: she's she's got the you know, this woman's coming for
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  Speaker 3: my daughter. This woman she came for me. She was
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: looking for a moment. And then she goes surprises. Sorry,
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  Speaker 3: I mean when during her speech she was like, there
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: was a person that was looking for a moment and
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: she came for me. Surprises. I was like what. And
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: then she goes, this person, this person brought these flowers.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: Take these out of here and get these out of here,
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: or give them to a homeless person, okay, which is.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Giving Teresa getting rid of or who set flowers to
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  Speaker 2: Teresa's house. And she was like, my god, get up
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  Speaker 2: off and yeah, take the note. You know. Then it
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: was Joe Dude, I's burned. The note got burned in
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  Speaker 2: the fire at his house. I'm like, okay, we can't.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's right, nobody's opening notes. And then she says
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: but then it escalated because I'm going to pay her
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  Speaker 3: dust because I am that bitch. I was that bitch,
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  Speaker 3: I'm still that bitch. And then we get the kiss
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  Speaker 3: and the blow in slow motion, which was literally her
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: housewife's career being blown away right before our eyes. And
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: then she says, I'm gonna pay you dust. So I'm like, oh,
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: I love that, Like I love that phrase. I'm seeing
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: T shirts. You know, if we didn't know what was coming,
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: I'm like loving what Kenya's bringing here. Because now she's like,
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: I am that bitch, I've been that bitch, I'm still
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: that bitch. Kiss slow motion blow, I'll pay you in dust.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, yes, Kenya, you know, this is what
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: we want and this is how she shines. And then
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: but then she talked about having a gun, and this
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: is where I'm like, are we at Kenya's church? Like
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: this is Kenya Church? You know, because she was preaching
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: and she said.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: And the crowd is like, I don't know what's going on,
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: which I think is always an important you know, in
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: in improv everyone, yes, you know, in improv the thing
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  Speaker 2: that I do for free all over the country and
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: occasionally abroad, in improv ited to my life. I don't know,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Lisa Barlow in improv my fee free hobby. That's supposedly
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: a job. I we don't like inside jokes. We don't
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: like we call it that's too inside baseball. So if
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Amy and I were doing a scene and I was
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: like to dust. The audience is going to laugh and
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: we're laughing, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. The audience is like,
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I don't get it, and so you're not supposed to
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  Speaker 2: really do that, You're not. It makes the audience feel uncomfortable,
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: as did every attendee at that event who has no
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: fucking idea what she's talking about. By the way, all
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: her friends and people who are influencers and haircare Atlanta Royalty,
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: they're probably like, what is going on? Like it just
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: made her look unhinged.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because we didn't know where she was going. I
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: mean they didn't, but then.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: What she was talking about, we knew.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you're right, you're right. We knew, we knew,
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: we knew. And so then she leads it up to
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: so and she said, you don't know who the fuck
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: I am. So I did a little research and I
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: find out who this bitch is Boom Foam Core number one.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Then she and then we get we see the nose jobs,
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: the lips of the fillers. Okay, this is britt Eadie,
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  Speaker 3: this is this is the girl. Foam Core number two.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: And at this point h Kelly's like, okay, bye bye,
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Foam Core number two. My private investigators found some more
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: evidence for me. She used to be and she used
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: to be a video ho. She was a trap ho
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: video ho, which I don't know the distinction of a
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: video ho as opposed to a trap ho video ho.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: But a trap ho, from what I understand, is someone
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: who like runs a crackhouse. Isn't that right? What a
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: trap You don't know about that.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know that. That's what I would.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Think, not that she did. But I'm saying, like, no.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Trap, I heard trap house. We've heard trap house. Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Jamie's going to look it up.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. Colloquially, the term trap house is used
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: to find a house where drug dealers trap stars make
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: their profits. But now trap stands for transforming, reinventing, and
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Crotsbury trap. I would love to be a tram. I'd
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: love to be a trap.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: You know she didn't mean that. Okay, you're gonna look
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: up trap hoe right.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Of course, trap pos are generally any female. And
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: this is Amy Phillips dot com. Why do you have
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: this on your websites?
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  Speaker 3: My hobby you do improv I don't get paid for this.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, trap hoos are generally any female that can be
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: easily scooped for traphouse entertainment. Oh yes, of course, they
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: get intoxicated fairly quickly and will most likely attempt to
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: engage in sexual practices with any of the guys present. Okay, okay, okay, yeah,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: so I've I've heard of this in my life. It's like, basically,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: you know, it could be some girls at the party
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: of dancers, and then they they'll go further. Maybe.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: So that was that was Homecore board too, and then
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: we get into foam Core three and then she's like,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: then they kept sending me information and then we.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Again again just just just as a as a as
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: a just as an exercise. I want you to see me. Okay,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: what is this all about? I don't understand. I'm not
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: sure what she Why is she talking about this? Wait?
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Who are you? I'm the lady who makes air conditioners. Oh,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: nice to meet you. I am a lady who sells moose.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Oh very nice to excuse me. I heard you guys
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: talking over here because I don't know what's going on either. Yeah,
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: I'm serum Susie. Yeah.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, you saved my scalp. Nice to meet you, are.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: You serium sis?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: I am so serum, Oh is that a picture of
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: someone asking a deep whoa whoa? Why is this at
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: this event?
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: It's inappropriate for my brand.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: By Susie serum, I mean, yeah, I don't know you
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: subject your entire party to And again, also there's two
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: separate issues here. Amy Absolutely Britt should have been fired
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: or in deep, deep trouble for even mentioning a weapon.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Or right right.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Especially a weapon, because I think a lot of times,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: there's probably many times in Housewives where it's like I
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: should have slapped the taste out of her mouth or
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: something like that, But this is like I have a
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: pistol in my purse.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think we've ever heard anyone mention an
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: actual weapon.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I'm okay, But like, imagine if you were a person
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: of a victim of sexual abuse or something, you're just
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: you're you're, you're not. There's no trigger warning, no trigger.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Thinking about that. I didn't even think about that, of course.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: No trigger warning for anybody. It was, and that's why
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: everyone fell sick to their stomach. And also I think
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: everyone fell sick to their stomach because the reason they
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: call it revenge part and it's illegal, is everybody has skeletons,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: and it's just not right. And with the with the
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: way the internet is, it's just not right. It's so scary.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: It's just the scariest thing in the world, which is
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: why I'd love to reiterate how lucky I am. I
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: didn't have any Internet when I was in high school,
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: in college, I know, let's just keep it in mind.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't do anything crazy in high school, such a
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: late bloomer, but then I went ham myself. So I just,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: you know, it just like loves me out bummed me.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: The whole thing bummed me out. And like I love can,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: I loved Kenya, and I still have some feelings for Kenya.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: But I think she dropped her basket. And I just
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: looked on Twitter, and you know what, she's been retweeting
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: all day what people in support of her. So if
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: she had been on tamer and Hall to apologize, she's
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: not retweeting. She's retreating people who are saying, like Kenya
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: wasn't wrong.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: So I don't think that's that is a problem. That's
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: a problem. What what she should be doing is saying
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry I ever did that. Period Dot. I know
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: you're saying you support me, but let's support not making
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: bad decisions like this. We also it was wrong of
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: brit to to bring this up to begin with. She
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: can also say that.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that huge fan of britt By the way,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I have already sat that on previous episodes.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: The fact that she has come out of this show
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: and now here we are in the gutter, in the gutter,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: the literal gutter. And you know, when Kenya was starting
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: to talk at the beginning, like she seemed her voice
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: was a little shaky, she seemed like she almost wanted
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: to cry when she was saying something like, I'm sick
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: of people trying to come for me. And so obviously
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: she's got a lot of baggage, she's got a lot
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: of pain, and she's got, you know, a lot of
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: hurt from the past, and I'm certain, you know, some
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: of it has come from being a reality star. And
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: part of this could be, you know, as you mentioned
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: earlier here she is she's not going to be holding
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: a peach this season. So maybe that gave her even
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: more anger underneath to come so hard to do the unthinkable.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Yeah, maybe she was just even mad
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: that she didn't have her peach and she was like,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I'm going to blaze out, but you're Your problem is
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: you would have had people on your side, but you can't.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: People aren't going to be on your side on this
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: and that's the problem. And I don't just mean the
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: other housewives, I mean the fans. I mean people in
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Atlanta that you're trying to get to come to your
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: hair care salon or hair care spot are now now
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: they're not going to go, Hey, where are you going tomorrow?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I'm going to I'm going to Kenya wear hairspot. I
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: would never step foot in there because of what you
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, It's like, yeah, I just I
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: just it was very very ill advised. And you know,
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: it's interesting. And when this all happened and when we
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: found out about this months ago, Remember they broke, I
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: thought in June, Yeah, June, the flowers.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: June gloom. Here in La Beautiful.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: We love June gloom. We hate October heat. Anyone doesn't
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: live here, nightmare. But the point is when this broke,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I thought that the story was that she had a
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: party and there were those pictures were posted up all
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: over the room for some reason, is what I thought. Okay,
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: this was even worse to do it at your own
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: triumphant event. I'm just gobsmacked.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Question if she had done it at a party. Let's
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: say she had invited up all over for a party.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: It's just the six girls or whatever at the house,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: and she's like, and now let's retire to the living
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: room for some cocktails. And then they were all plastered
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: in there. It's still it's still bad, but it's somehow
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: less bad. I don't know.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I just thought that there was a presentation and it
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: was like church. She was like a minister. And the
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: way that she presented this there was like an intro,
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: you know, a middle, a thesis vision and there were
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: you know, multiple devices, you know, multiple what you McCall,
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: it's the phone core.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: It just visual aids.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Thanktile struggling, and I was, I was on the struggle
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: bus there. But like, can we just talk for a
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: second about brit and her coming into the party. Before
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: we do that, let me just take a very quick
• 25:27
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• 25:30
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• 25:34
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• 25:37
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• 27:17
  Speaker 3: of Atlanta. I'm with Jamie Moyer, the amazing comedic actress, improvisor, writer, performer,
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: you name it, and podcaster. So Jamie, when Britt saw
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: the error of her ways, she decided to really, you know,
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: pedal back. And I may have gone too far. I
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: may have gone too far. I could have gone too far.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: I went too far, you think, Okay, So she decides
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: to get flowers. She writes Kenya a note and she
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: arrives immediately says she is so sorry. Gives her the
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: flowers and she wrote her note great, all that excellent
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: housewife behavior, perfect perfection. You know, you put it out there,
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: you bring her something, you show up to the event,
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: you support her. Boy, she does she not know what
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: was coming, because even Kelly and her were speaking about,
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: like even going to the event. She was like, no,
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I think you should go. I think that at the
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: end of the day, you know, she might even appreciate
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: you being there, you know, later on. Anyway, so I.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Knew she wouldn't. Anyone who knows Kenya no should know
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: that that is not what's going to happen. Right.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: So, but when Britt was in the parking lot saying
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: all those things, she was so amped up. And the
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: way that she was trying to like check Kenya was
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: like it seemed like it was in good, plain fun,
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: the way that this new housewife was coming for a
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: veteran housewife. But then it was like she could not,
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: like you condition up, but you can't take it. The
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: second that Kenya started to say, don't come for me
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: unless I unless I call for you.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Is that what it is? Don't come for me unless
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I send for you.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, unless I send for you. Thank you and you know,
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: she's like as if she's never heard that before, or
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: if she's in a completely foreign land. And I'm thinking,
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: you're on the Housewives, you better prepare. If you're going
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: to be coming for Kenya, you're gonna get eighteen slogans
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: that she's curated over the past, like eighteen years, like you,
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: what do.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: You twirl on your butt? She'll twirl you right on
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: out of the room. Yeah, I don't know.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: So then for her to say, you know, this isn't Hollywood,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: this is real life, because that was her saying like,
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: don't do your Housewives stick on me, And it's like, well,
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: what exactly did you expect her to do other than
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: her Housewives stick? What are you doing?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole thing is just a little odd and
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: it's very I blame production a lot in this.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with you on that.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I'm very disappointed in what we because you know, at
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: some point production needs to be able to protect the
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: women from themselves.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, exactly.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I mean yes, some may have.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Have there been other fights of contact? Has there been.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Actually yeah, yeah, there's been.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: There's no absolutely.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: No, no, there had been.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: There's been a piece of glass coming at your throat,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: don't choo.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: That was Rinna against Kim Richards.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was quite a quite a fight that glass.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, the glass could have flown up in Kim's eye,
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: am blinded her. She put a she reached for her throat.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Yes, you know, these are the things like I mean,
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: the whole thing happened on Potomac with Candace and Monique.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: That was huge and moniquees Monique was fired, but Candace
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: stayed and people had a problem with that because she
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: was part of the fight and she was provoking. But
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: she's not the one who put hands made first contact.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: It's just, you know, there have been several I mean
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: freaking Danielle stob pulled Margaret Joseph's ponytail, but Margaret dumped
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: water on her head.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: J Aden threw a knife at Melissa.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Remember yep, Brandy Glanville slapped Lisa vander Pump in a
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: kind of funny way. It was still it was you know.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I gotta tell you, Amy, it was gross.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: And again I don't it's giving. Like again, I wasn't
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: even on your show, but back when we're watching Jersey
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: and all this terrible fighting between the families, and I
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: was just like, this is not as fun watching Teresa
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: and her brother carry each other limb for limb and this.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: You know that those reunions were so brutal. I'm like,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know. This isn't like fun housewife fodder. This
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: was a new low.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Remember the Joe's went after each other and then Joe's
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: hair powder got all.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Over, Yes, hair spray got all over. Sir God, damn,
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: this is brutal. You know, you sign up for Game
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: of Thrones, You're gonna get some brutal stuff. But I mean,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I was watching episode like this. It was just like
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: a train wreck.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Well so upsetting. It's so upsetting. And now like we
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: were just like last week, Kenya was trying to get
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: information or you know, business advice from Kelly in tears.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Yes she is.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: You know what, I think we're cracking down on what
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: happened here. Kenya. She had, she's got this business she's
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: trying to open. She's obviously, you know, with this stuff
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: with Mark and this divorce. I don't even remember if
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: they're actually officially divorced yet. I don't.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: I do not think they are, and I think he's
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: giving her a hard time at every turn.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: So we have that she is in a pressure cooker
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: of stress and money, which is probably why she went
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: for the jugular, because that is sometimes how things work,
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: depending on who you are and your personality, and she
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: just freaking went for it in all the wrong ways.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she blew it. She blew it. She blew it,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: she blew it, and it was odd. I just I
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: don't know if she was trying to have fun like
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Marlowe showing up with her marching band at Marlowe's event,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: like that's playful, and still was kind of awkward. This
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: is just beyond and it felt out of nowhere in
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: a strange way too. It's like why did she or
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: did she go to production? Did she go to production
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: and go I can't have this and they're like, sorry,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: we're having it, and she's like, oh fine, well then
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I've got something up my sleeves.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And getting back to the whole production, you know,
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: protecting them from themselves. That's why it upsets me because
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Keny's been on the show for so long and if
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: a producer was scanning the area in her salon spa,
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: they would have seen some phone core boards and they
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: might have been like, hold on, cut, what do you have?
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: You know, like this needs to be cleared or but
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: you know, they obviously don't work that way because if
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: it's something that they can't show, then they'll blurt out.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: But the fact that they just let it go, But
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: then again, what producer is going to anticipate that anyone
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: would go that far?
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Well, if they really wanted to, they didn't have to
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: air it. So you know they did air.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: It, Yeah, because it word got out?
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, word got out. I mean, I don't know, I
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: just did you. I guess maybe I should look up
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: her interview on Tameron Hall. I'd like to believe that
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: she regrets it. And I also think that it's that
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Britt winning after threatening her is really gross as so
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I don't like that I have a gun. I have
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: been a victim of a violent crime, so I don't
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: like the sound of that. That freaks me out. I
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: don't like that. I do think that Kenya doing this
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: would show that Kenya maybe isn't very scared of her,
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: because that's wild to print those out, you know. I
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: think also it's like I'm shocked it wasn't this because
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: she said I'm going to hire a private investigator. I'm
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: shocked that it wasn't this at a luncheon with Portia
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: looking right right, look at.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: HiT's her cat everybody because she's showing her phone.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: You know. But yeah, like one lunch and then maybe
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: maybe that enough would have been like oh my god,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: and then that would have been at all.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: It would have been absolutely just like I mean, actually
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: this was more public. But remember back in like season
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: one of Beverly Hills and it was like the morally
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: corrupt fey Resnik and they're in the car and they're
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: showing a picture of Fay and playable or whatever, and
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: they're like.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: But again they would they would say, playboy, she that
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: is a publication this night, right. I don't know where
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Kenya's guy got these.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: So what I'm wondering is if these photos or videos
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: that the photos were from or whatever are taken from
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: somebody who was with her intimately that then like went
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: behind her back and then gave this information away, you know,
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: to the internet, they're going to be held They should
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: be sued and be held responsible.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Uh that's right. So yeah, releast these pictures should be
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: whoever whoever put these pictures out there and I can't
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: believe it. It was Kenya's private investigator found them. They
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: must have already been out there. That person should be
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: in a lot of trouble.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Right exactly so, And then I couldn't find anything about
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: a lawsuit between Bridge and Kenya. You know, I thought
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: that there was a chance that she was suing her,
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: but I don't know if that's possible, especially with the
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Bravo contracts and all those things. So, oh my gosh,
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Now Kenya was She looked great in that purple dress,
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: her hair looked phenomenal. Other than the tragedy that took place.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was real fun until that that happened.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Now that happened, and Porsia saying in her confessional like
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: this was Kenya's big event and she's been working on
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: it for years and she literally threw it away. And
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Porscha was so pissed at the end. She was like
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: production like we're ready to go, We're done, We're done here.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be on camera and she was mad.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Cynthia again, that was that hurt the worst because it
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: was like your mom that loves you so much, that
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: was like I hate what I saw here today.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: And I love you. I don't love.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Right like oh r because Cynthia and then she was like,
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: you know you're you're you're better, you're bigger, and I
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: just really am and then Kenya was like, no, no,
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: it's and then Cynthia's like, we'll talk later because I'm stunned.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: It was just so what's traumatics? Now? I don't know
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: what she was thinking. I don't I don't know what
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: she was thinking. Even if she said I have videos
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: of you s ing d she probably wouldn't have been
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: fired or just shown the pre post surgery photos. That's
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: still pretty bad too, But this is just the I
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: don't know. She just biffed it. Amy.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: She biffed it, okay, but you had to say, yeah.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Go ahead because I have to say about off the topic.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: So what do you have to say?
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, So at the end of her speech, you know,
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: when everybody was walking out.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Terrified and upset, Yes, every person, Wow, thanks for giving
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: me that sample of moose. I'm terrified you.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Want your swag bags? And uh so, well it was
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: hilarious because like she, like I said, she was running
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: a church, you know, she was ministering, and so she
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: was like, so thank you for coming. Now I know
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: who I can trust. And then she goes, don't come
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: for me, and then everyone's like, unless I send for you,
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: and she's like, thank you. You know. It was that
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: like when you're in church and it's like peace be
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: with you, also also with you.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Did you see the SNL this past week? Something else
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: so funny happened. Okay, so this this clip was out,
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: but but Igo Notam was playing this comedian, a stand
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: up who's doing a bit during Weekend Update and she's
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: trying to do a call in response with the audience,
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: but she's not telling him because she's like, because y'all
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: know one thing about me, and then you know, they
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: don't know what to say, right. So then she she
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: had this great thing where she goes, and I'm talking
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: about Corey Booker's philibuster because when it comes to these men,
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I've had my Philip Busters, which is such a funny joke.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: And then she goes, am, I right, because men ain't
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: and then half the audience went shit, and then you
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: just see Colin Jost, Michael Chay and Ego Nordam just
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: break and Ego Nodam was like, you just got us. Fine,
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Lauren is gonna be mad at you, not us. It's
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: not our fault. It was so funny. It was so funny.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: So then I went on down a rabbit hole on
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: that and I'm like, was that planned? And I saw
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: a TikTok of a lady who was in the audience.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: So she's like, no, we was not planned. She's like,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know how that happened. At rehearsal, we were silent.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: So oh wow, rehearsal was silent. Oh my gosh, that's amazing.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: That is so funny.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: But that's what makes me think of what you're talking about.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: That caller response, He responds, can I stand called for me?
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: And lest I send for you?
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: What are you gonna say about the party?
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I want to move on to something much more lighthearted.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: That awkward exchange between Drew and Porsche out in a
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: funny way.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: That funnyway. It was so I mean, she Drew just
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: tried to keep it so light. She's like, look, every
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: I'm going through divorce. Everyone's going through divorce. He's a divorce. Like,
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: we're horrible people. I'm a horrible You're a horrible person.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: We're just all like we're crazy. Why would I do
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: something even more stupid then Mary Ralph? And then work
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: with your you know ex why would I do that?
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: And then Porsche was trying to make a list of
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: things that she should have done when it was really
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: just one thing and Drew actually did do it. So
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: it's kind of a little unportionate. I'm starting to get
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: annoyed with this because Porscha's like, why not a phone call,
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: a conversation, a phone where I pick up and you're
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: on the other end and which you explain or perhaps
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: when you call me, it's like you can't make a.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Little I did call you. And then Porsia in her confession,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: is like, I wasn't feeling well. That was eight months ago.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: I was like, I mean, Porscha, you she did attempt
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: to text you to call you, and you weren't there
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: for it because you were already pissed you. You already
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: probably knew you already.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I tried to call you three times
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: and you already no.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Porcha's like it's just common sense things, and She's
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: just like, well, okay, so we did have a conversation. Uh,
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: And then Porscha's like, no, now, you're lying. You're lying.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Everything out of your mouth is a lie, lie, lie,
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: everything from your mouth.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: It's like, liar, liar, li liar.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: She just went to one hundred and because she doesn't
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: and I understand that you can't believe Drew, because you know,
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: you just can't.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Fables. Drew had a hung up a curtain that said,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: this is a exercise studio. I would just printed at that.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: This is a well established exercise studio that season. It
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: is like I looked it up online and there's no address,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: and she's like, no, it's right here, pop up here.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: It is squeaks, sak, squeak.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Here comes her like little wagon, pop up bow. And
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: it's like, okay, you guys done here. Uh you know,
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: uh you know Rory's accounting once to get back into
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: their offices. I almost said, ralse accounting, but.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: It's giving joggers September, September, November, it's giving joggers.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Portion doesn't want to have any time when she's like, nope,
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: lies lies, walk away.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Poor. She brought up that good point too. What
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: about in the elevator if I said I had a pistol,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: you know, not good?
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Oh right, and then you know, just to bounce out
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: of the pistol thing. When Porscha's in her confessional, she
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I was sick, and then I was
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: like sick of her. And then I'm like, oh, I
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: found out more hot goss because I'll show up for
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: that shit. I'll show up for that shit all day.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: I'll show up in hair and makeup and go and
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: sit with this music executive named Johnny who we've never
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: heard of before. That's a creative director. What And then
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: he was like, oh, yeah, she asked me to listen
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: to her music. Oh boy, and that just Porscha's like,
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: so that done.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Gosh, what is Drew doing? She's coming across very Get
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: me a glass of water because I'm very thirsty.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: She has been since the beginning. And I do love Drew.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: I love her flighty delusional vibe. I just I'm a
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: sucker for it. It just plays fun.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: It's not threatening, it's not threatening. I'm okay with it.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: She's a dingmat for sure.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, And Cynthia was trying to get them to come
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: together because she's like, look, I feel like this has
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: gone on long enough. Can we please just have a
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: conversation and Porcha's like, you know what, you know what
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: you should do. You should try coming up to me
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: at a party sometime and ask if we could have
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: a conversation. You should try talking to me to my face.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: She's like, I thought that I give up.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, you should come up to me at
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: a very awkward event where some revenge porn is shown
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: on a poster board and then we'll talk. Isn't that
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: where we are right now? What do you mean? I
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: don't care.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: This girl is lying.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: She lies.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Even Cynthia is like, I mean, Porscha, close the gap,
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, close the gap. Just talk to her. I mean,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: you're you. Porscha did make a mistake. But again, Drew
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: get away from her baby's father on that reality show.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: It is Yes, that's the only producer in Atlanta. Are
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: you kidding me?
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: It's the stupidest thing, dumb.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: And also Denis Dennis loves this.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Oh of course he does. He loves it, every bit
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: He probably pursued Portia initially to get on the show.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: For goodness sakes. Ooh, hot Dog King of Chicago over there.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Oh that's sad, Oh that's awful.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: So she was on the show when she met him.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: I know he did that whole proposal thing with all
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: of the rose petals and all that stuff.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they never married though, right, it's broken engagement. Also
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: in this episode, Charles always cooking and delicious foods and
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Angela's marriage. I worry he's worried.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: He has always got business to take care of, like
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: whether it's in that kitchen or another room over. You know,
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: he's bopping from one side to the other and he's
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: just like, let's go.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: She's trying to talk to him on camera too. It's
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: very awkward. She's like, I had a heart time with
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: my mom and my sister. He's like, don't care. Like
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: he just is always like he is so platant. And
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: she's like, I love to talk to you about doing
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: the house. He's like, not my fault, don't want.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Me, yeah, yeah, make yourself useful. You're gonna talk, You're
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: gonna work.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: And he's like, what are you doing here? She's like,
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to have a marriage. In a conversation, he's like,
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: don't want to not interested wash your hands. She's like,
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: I just did wash my hands. He's like, no, you didn't.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: And I'm like Charle's babe, there's cameras in your kitchen,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: so the receipts are coming, and wash your hands.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: The receipts are coming.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Don't forget there's cameras there. That's the thing. I would
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: be in a lot of trouble because a lot of
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: times I doubled down on what I think I know,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: And if there was a camera in here, we would
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: be in a lot of trouble. You know.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: I really I wish there was a camera in my
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: house so that I could get Brett for all the
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: times that I'm right and he's wrong.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: That's right, I get it, Let's go to the tape.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I would be obsessed with it. I'd be like, I
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: didn't say that. I didn't say that, Okay, let's go.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: And then of course I would lose sometimes too.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: But well, there's one time I had a fight with Inga.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I think I told you about this by Freddie, but
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: I was like, whatever we were friending about was so dumb.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: I was like, and I'll tell you one thing. I
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: stake my life that Ethan Hawk was in that movie.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Like I was adamant and she's like, shows me a thing,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, he wasn't in that, you know,
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: but like I was shook to my core, shook because
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: I knew I was right.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: It is crazy when you feel that you are right
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: down to the nitty gritty, like you can feel it
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: in your bones, and then you google it and you're
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: just dead wrong.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Dead wrong. We are brains. Pulay tricks on us. We've
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: lived a long lot of life here, everybody.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Hey, listen, what's up with Angela's family? They are a
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: hot freaking mess. And then when her daughter Amari, I
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: thought they were tight, you know, and then everything was okay,
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: and then she you know, I forgot that this is
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: the girl that snuck off and got married, and like
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: she didn't tell her. There's obviously a reason behind that,
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: and I'm thinking this is terrible. And then her grandmother,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Amari's grandmother has bipolar, and then she like kicked her
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: out and then the sister called her a demon. I mean,
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: this is really bad.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bad for on camera, bad for off camera? Is
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Amari living? I got the vibe that she's living in
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: the house with the graandma in the ant. Where's her
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: she was?
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: And then she decided to leave. Where's I don't know?
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: So that when Angela tried to gently talk to her
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: about it, she started crying. Angela, never mind, never mind,
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: never mind. I was like, oh, there's a lot of
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: trauma in that family. And also Ansela is like my
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: mom and my sister and I'll mess with Charles and
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: I'm like, ugh, you know, it's it's it's hard. I'm
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: worried about Angela and Charles's marriage. I think that Angela
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: is a is a good woman. I think she's trying,
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: but I feel like Charles is just sometimes and you
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: marry those bachelors who've been single for so long. I've
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: said this on the show. I can't imagine someone coming
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: in here being like, I think we should do this tonight,
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: and I'd be like, I think you should go to hell.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: This is the night.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I don't know.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: I just can't imagine. I can't imagine compromising at this
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: late date. Perhaps we should do this, Perhaps you should
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: get the hell out of my house. Tired, drop, I'm tired,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: and I'm going to bed. But it's my sister's birthday.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that. I don't know what to tell you.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: I always remember Wanda Sikes like one of her first
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: stand ups, like one of her first big, like you know,
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: film stand ups, and she was like talking about when
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: she was married, and she was like, yeah, I got divorced.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: She's like, you know, I just take care of myself.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: He'd be like, oh, I have to do so much.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: I have my laundry needs to be done, all my
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: underwear and socks, and she'd go, well, mine are right here.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: I'm hired and clean. Sorry for you.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: It was just like so funny. I'm just trying to
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: like somebody trying to get you to do something. You're
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: just like, I'm not. I've taken care of me.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I can't imagine if I got up
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I can't wait to have
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: my lasagna from last night. Wait a damn. Oh I
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: hated honey. You did what Now.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: In your in your fantasy, you're married to Garfield, so
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: that will happen every night, Jamie. Okay, I'm just warning you.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: He loves lasagna. We both had, we both Yeah, now
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: that's gonna be a good day for you both. But
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Amari lost her father when she was seven. He was
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: murdered in Chicago. I know. Okay, so anyway, we're concerned.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: We're concerned over there, and you know, yeah, this marriages.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: I do like Angela.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: I do too.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: I like that she's a little bit older, she's gorgeous,
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: she's trying to do everything right. She wouldn't she didn't
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: want to press her daughter. It's like giving Robert Mary's son, Robert, oh,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: I'm married, now, what the hell? Remember when Robert was like,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I'm married. Mary was like, I don't love that, see
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: you later and.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Enjoying and he's like kind of like he wasn't sure.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: And then she didn't know.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: She was crying. I love Mary. That was a lot,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Well, I want to say that I
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: want to say that Kenya did say something funny earlier
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: where she said I didn't do anything that wouldn't that
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: would warrant that kind of clownery that and I love that.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: That was good.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, So I think that we've pretty much covered it.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we have an and dear listeners, thanks
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: for going with us on this journey. It's not always
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: pretty and it's not always fun and funny, but yeah,
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: at the end of the day, they're going to rebuild.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: And I think that that the real villain here is production.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: That's my that's my last thoughts.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna blame they should have production. I'm going to
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: blame you know, the accountability that they did not give
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: to you know, Britt as well.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just you know, I think that it was
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: a misfire on a few different ways, and especially if
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: and I think Britt knew she had really messed up,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: because she was like, I really messed up. She didn't say,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: was it when you have a vessel? And I doubled? Yeah,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: it's probably what she said.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: I really messed up.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you know, she knew she did, and
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: probably production maybe even maybe there was a bit of
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: a talking to.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there could have been right. I would have liked
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: to have seen what was in that letter before it
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: was ushered out.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: I still want to see Theresa's letter to Joe on
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: his housewarming, I know, burned in the fire.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Okay, Well, thank you darlings for listening.
• 54:05
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• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Was so great.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: She plays Mary Lou. It's like I get I get
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: filled up with the light of a million suns when
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  Speaker 3: I watch you on TV as It's just You're just
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: meant to be on the screen and everyone needs to
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: see it. The comedic timing is amazing. Nathan Lane, Matthew
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: Boehmer like, it's it's incredible the people that you get
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: that worked with, that you worked with on this episode,
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: and and your repertoire in general. So check Jamie Moyer
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  Speaker 3: out also on IMDb. Get those stars a going.
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  Speaker 2: I love you, my bestie, I love you, Bestie Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling