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Best And Worst Christmas Movie Parents | Episode: #303 |NSFW · Real. Guy. Pods.

• 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 It's shootin', folks. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,000 But first, dad jokes. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Besides not paddling and taking horrible pictures, my wife is a good lady. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:15,000 She drinks red wine, which is kind of a double-edged sword, because it makes her horny, but it also turns her teeth the purplish grayish color. 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 [Laughter] 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,000 It's like I'm having sex with a Dickens character or something. 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,000 She runs in the room. Hello, Gavna! 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Alright. 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Turn around, gingivitis, brush your teeth. 10 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Have you been on a desert island with only fruit roll-ups? 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:36,000 What is wrong with your mouth right now? 12 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Wake up, daddy. 13 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Welcome! Welcome to the Dad's Home podcast. 14 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:50,000 For your Christmas edition here in 2024. 15 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:55,000 In fact, two days before Christmas in 2024, I'm Bauer. 16 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,000 I'm Bauer. That is Mr. Chad. 17 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Chad, how are you? 18 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 I'm well. 19 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Good. 20 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 My Christmas balls are hanging. 21 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 That's what they should be. 22 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 That's what they should be. 23 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 I mean, the hope for all of us to really. 24 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Yeah, to this Christmas solver looking for these days. 25 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Well, welcome to the podcast. 26 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,000 We had some alpha-the-shelf stuff we were gonna be doing today. 27 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 That's blown up. 28 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 But I also want to say this. 29 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,000 I came across something last night that I want to run past us 30 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 and see if we can do a little scientific test here, Mr. Chad. 31 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 And that is this. 32 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,000 So I've never been that. 33 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,000 I like myself a good Saturday night live every now and again. 34 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:35,000 My 17-year-old daughter, Charlie, has become an uber fan 35 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 of Saturday night live. 36 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Like she really loves the weekend update thing 37 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000 with Colin Jost and Michael Chase. 38 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 She's a huge fan. 39 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Sure. 40 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 She is in, like, locked in for us. 41 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Every time there's a new episode that comes out, 42 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 she's thrilled and can't wait to watch it. 43 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 I've kind of like, "Hey, I've seen enough of them. 44 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 I know they kind of suck sometimes." 45 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 But we watched the last night's episode, 46 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:00,000 which for all intents and purposes, I'll say is the first 25 minutes of it 47 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 was absolutely hilarious. 48 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Absolutely hilarious. 49 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Martin Short was the guest host and was on with the Christmas special. 50 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:12,000 And he's on that now officially, the opening, the cold-upen was, 51 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 he is now hosted five times. 52 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,000 So he's a member of the five-time club for all the hosts that have hosted five times. 53 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,000 So he makes his own along with Tom Hanks was there. 54 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Paul Rudd was in it, like all these people who have hosted five times were all there. 55 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 It was a great opening for the whole deal. 56 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:33,000 But what happens usually, and certainly has, 57 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,000 and since I can remember when I was a kid, it didn't seem like it, 58 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:43,000 but now it seems like more and more, they rely too heavily on the teleprompter/card guy. 59 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Like you can see clearly in this today's new high-definitioned age of television, 60 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,000 you can see them just staring at the camera trying to read this one. 61 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 And they're on it. 62 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Yeah. 63 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:59,000 So this was a great they had after, when Martin Short gets into his monologue. 64 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:03,000 And you would think like these people have been on SNL. 65 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,000 They know they should be rehearsing. 66 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 They know that there's a rehearsal time during the week. 67 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,000 They know they should have some kind of an understanding as to what their role is. 68 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,000 What their role is in that scene or in that sketch. 69 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:19,000 And it felt like Martin Short didn't. 70 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,000 So he sings this song, which I think is, I thought it was brilliant. 71 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:29,000 It's a brilliant song at the monologue, but I also realized as I was watching it, 72 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,000 fuck, if he could have just taken his eyes off the monitor and sang the song, 73 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,000 it would have been great, but I'm sure he didn't have time to rehearse all of that stuff, right? 74 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 So here's the study that I want to do. 75 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Well, they very well could have been making changes right up until. 76 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Absolutely, right? 77 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Absolutely. 78 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:49,000 You know, I mean, I've the stuff I've read and seen about Saturday Night Live is that they're doing stuff, 79 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 writing stuff all the way up to Showtime. 80 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,000 And you know, when they do a run through, they're throwing some skits out, 81 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 some skits are in, they probably still making changes. 82 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 I would know. 83 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Why would a coke while they're doing it? 84 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:02,000 I would hope that any musical number they have in the monologue, 85 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,000 they're going to pretty much walk into it, right? 86 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Sure. 87 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,000 But hey, if I could throw an extra joke in there at the last second, like, hey, this would be funny, 88 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,000 I'm throwing that shit in there. 89 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 And that's the thing because when they don't just do musical numbers, 90 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 so the musical numbers and a lot of the cases, 91 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,000 there's something else going on, like a Broadway tune where they have to kind of stop down, 92 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,000 do a little bit of a scene and then they can get back to the musical number, right? 93 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Anyways, so here's the point. 94 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Sure. 95 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:30,000 I want to do this test, which is, for those of you watching this podcast on YouTube right now, 96 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 or watching it on Spotify, you're going to have the easier run of, 97 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 actually technically, I think it's easier for the people just listening to the audio, 98 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,000 just listening to the audio version of it because they won't be able to tell either way. 99 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:47,000 But I want to know if the visual and watching Martin Short perform while watching the teleprompter, 100 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,000 fucks this up and makes it sound crappy, 101 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 and then we'll test it out because later on, 102 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:57,000 we'll listen to just the audio version of it and see if it sounds any better. 103 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:02,000 If you think that it's still funny or not funnier, better than what we saw in the video. 104 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,000 If that makes sense, are you ready for a little test here? 105 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Let's go. 106 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Okay, this is their Christmas edition for 2024. 107 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:14,000 It's him talking about how parents and everybody are just kind of stressed out as they get ready for the holidays. 108 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Let's pay attention to this. 109 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Get the run, youngsters. 110 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 And Keenan. 111 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,000 You know the holidays are always stressful and sure the world is going crazy, 112 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 but you know what? 113 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 I have a solution, really? 114 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,000 For the purpose of this bit, sure. And I'll tell you how. 115 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Or I couldn't sing it that is a cute ride with you. 116 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,000 [Applause] 117 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 This is not children. 118 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Oh no, it's Christmas. 119 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:50,000 You checked out pre-UC ProVokes and I had a good Christ. 120 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:57,000 It's Christmas with you tight-spressed and dread your heads about to explode. 121 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 [Music] 122 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,000 So you need a new prescription just to get through Christmas. 123 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Take a little edge off, make sense of your existence. 124 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Just you need a new prescription. 125 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 It's lie higher than blitzing. 126 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Don't snort snow and don't smoke holly. 127 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Here's my plan to make you jolly. 128 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Maws are hopping. 129 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Dr. Shopping, most psychiatrists. 130 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Oh, doctor, I mean despair. 131 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 What seems to be the problem? 132 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,000 I had this recurring dream where I'm eating army hammer. 133 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Mama! 134 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Thank you. 135 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 [Music] 136 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 The Benzos. 137 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Benzos. 138 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Yes! 139 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Or a cat, a mean spirit. 140 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Oh boy. 141 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Cause you need a new prescription. 142 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 You call the health risk of death. 143 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Sad, it has his albs and I have Marty's little helper. 144 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,000 I want a bike and Xbox and the newest iPhone. 145 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Yeah, pretty much. 146 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Get lost, kid! 147 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 [Laughter] 148 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Oh, Santa. 149 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 No, don't leave. 150 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 What do you want for Christmas? 151 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Well, I want world peace, but I need preparation age. 152 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Cause you need a new prescription. 153 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 And take it from this scooter. 154 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Get those meds before they're outlawed by our obeyed junior. 155 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Yes, you need a new prescription. 156 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 But nothing from the sackmas. 157 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,000 You need a new prescription now. 158 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Oh, Lauren! 159 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 You smell wonderful. 160 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 I didn't know Jack Daniels made cologne. 161 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 [Laughter] 162 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:33,000 God, I'm attracted to you! 163 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 [Laughter] 164 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 [Cheering] 165 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 [Cheering] 166 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 [Cheering] 167 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,000 He never kissed me like that anymore. 168 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 [Laughter] 169 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Yes, we need privatization. 170 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Pharmaceutical correction. 171 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:55,000 And drug-induced endegyah regarding the election 172 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:59,000 and preferably something that will kill my erection. 173 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 We need a new prescription. 174 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:06,000 [Cheering] 175 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Now! 176 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:12,000 [Cheering] 177 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:16,000 [Cheering] 178 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,000 See, now I thought I thought that was brilliant. 179 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 I thought it was a brilliant-- 180 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 That is. 181 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 --brily written, actually. 182 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Well, yes. 183 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000 I feel like from watching the opening, the cold opening, 184 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:30,000 then going to that, and then the sketch that they had afterwards, 185 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 I felt like it was very heavily Tina Fey influenced, 186 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 which I thought was super cool. 187 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Because we haven't seen Tina Fey in a long time. 188 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 She was in the opening sketch. 189 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,000 She's a five-time host for Saturday Night Live. 190 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 So she's a part of that club. 191 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,000 And I felt like it just felt really heavily Tina Fey to me. 192 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,000 But I thought that was a fantastic song. 193 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:56,000 A little off just because of the looking at the teleprompter the whole time. 194 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Did you get that feeling watching that? 195 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Did you get the feeling that was just a little too much teleprompter watching? 196 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:06,000 There was a couple of times where that was incredibly obvious. 197 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 But there was-- 198 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,000 I think that they did a good enough job. 199 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 That's the first time I've seen it. 200 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Right. 201 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 So for me, I'm fresh. 202 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Right. 203 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 I'm sure if I watch it again, I could probably pick out some more stuff. 204 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:20,000 But there were only two or three times in there. 205 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 I was like teleprompter, teleprompter. 206 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:30,000 But I was going to say there was enough transitions between scenes or hallways or whatever that. 207 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:38,000 It felt almost like deliberate that he was delivering the song to the camera. 208 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Right? 209 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Even though teleprompters probably roll along with him. 210 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 But let's put it this way. 211 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 It didn't probably bother me all that much. 212 00:09:49,000 --> 00:10:01,000 That's my takeaway because I was so focused on the lyrics and what he was going to say or do next that teleprompter thing didn't take away from it. 213 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 It didn't, but it didn't. 214 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 The story is being weird at all. 215 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 No. 216 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000 No. 217 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:15,000 And this is one of these things I think that when you make video, you make shows, they are all... 218 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:21,000 You can spend too much time trying to tweak something that doesn't really matter to the end audience. 219 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Right. 220 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,000 The end audience is going to watch that and go, "Oh, that's hilarious. 221 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000 That's funny. 222 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Look at him. 223 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Do this physical comedy thing." 224 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Yeah. 225 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:34,000 And because he's reading the teleprompter, that's the last thing on their mind. 226 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 I struggle with this when I've written stuff. 227 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:41,000 It's like, you know, "Okay, it's got to be this, but really the audience could give us it." 228 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Like how they feel about it is... 229 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:50,000 And especially in this day and age too, where we're sort of like short attention span theater, everything happens instantaneously. 230 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 And then, "Okay, onto the next thing." 231 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Well, having thought about that. 232 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 And that's the thing. 233 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Like I felt like, "Am I being too picky on this? 234 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 I'm being a little too picky about this." 235 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Because it wasn't enough that it threw me off. 236 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:07,000 In fact, it made me go, "Wow, this is really good, especially for him walking through the back hallways of SNL." 237 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,000 It felt like this is really well done. 238 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 All things considered. 239 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,000 But I mean, that's beyond season older guy. 240 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 So all of that. 241 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 There's some scenes he looked a little winded. 242 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 But it's your end of it all. 243 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:27,000 I mean, I thought that was a Broadway-ish, funny song that I thought sounded absolutely great. 244 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Just a little off. 245 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,000 And that's the only thing I kept thinking to myself. 246 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 It was a little... 247 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 It's rehearsal time. 248 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 You're not wrong there. 249 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Because that show is... 250 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 I mean, it's a new show every week, right? 251 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:43,000 So they're hard to work right now on next week's show. 252 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Right. 253 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 They're starting to write stuff, post stuff together for next week's show. 254 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000 So it happens every show is every week. 255 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:54,000 I mean, I'm sure they have some stuff that's evergreen, but for the most part, it's like, 256 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 "Okay, what are we doing this week? Who's our guest?" 257 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Right. 258 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 He's gonna use his talent. 259 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 His or her talent, right, to their benefit... 260 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000 To pump up the funny. 261 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Sure. 262 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 And so I'm sure a lot of that is last minute. 263 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 And I'm sure... 264 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Yeah, had he probably run through that another, you know, 10, 15 times, it probably would have been flawless, right? 265 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,000 But I'm sure he probably Thursday afternoon... 266 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 That's what I was saying, too. 267 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Like, if he had been there Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, even if he had been there Tuesday, Wednesday, 268 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 this probably would have gotten a little bit smoother. 269 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,000 And there was a lot... there was a lot that was going on in regards to it. 270 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 And I thought that all things considered it was great. 271 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 I couldn't have done a better job. 272 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 That's for sure. 273 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:39,000 But I just felt like a little more rehearsal, a little less reliance on the card. 274 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Or the teleprompter is the case, maybe. 275 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Might have made that better. 276 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:47,000 But again, we'll test this out because I don't know if you spend any time closing your eyes, 277 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 just thinking about hearing it. 278 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,000 For those of you who are watching on YouTube, you're not gonna have to do that later. 279 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 We're actually just gonna play the audio portion of it. 280 00:12:55,000 --> 00:13:00,000 So you can tell whether or not it just sounds better than maybe it actually appeared 281 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 if you were watching it on Saturday night, live last night. 282 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,000 That's just the science experiment that I want to look at here. 283 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Maybe I'm just being too picky about it. 284 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Maybe it sounds better than I thought. 285 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Maybe. 286 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:15,000 That said, Mr. Chad, I got a quick question here for you, which in looking at Reddit this week, 287 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:20,000 I thought this is a question that I haven't had a whole lot of times in my life to come up with. 288 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:26,000 But an answer for it, I think is something that we should all have kind of ready to go at the ready. 289 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 This is all right, Dads. 290 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000 You're given 48 hours to yourself. 291 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 That doesn't happen. 292 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 This is all for a long period of... 293 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 48 hours to yourself. 294 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000 You can do anything you want. 295 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 What are you doing? 296 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Anything you want. 297 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Anything at all. 298 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Nothing is out of the question. 299 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 It's 48 hours. 300 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Nothing. 301 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,000 I mean, again, within legal ramifications, you can't go out doing something. 302 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Oh, damn it. 303 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Rest, I know. 304 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 I'd like to take away all my good ideas. 305 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 I know. 306 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,000 One of the responders says, "I would finish a movie in one sitting." 307 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Any movie I don't care what. 308 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I just want to roll credits. 309 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:08,000 And I'll order pizza and I'll eat a slice within 10 minutes of it being delivered. 310 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Which I think is very applicable to Dads who don't usually get that kind of a time frame. 311 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Yeah. 312 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 That's, yeah. 313 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Another one says... 314 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:26,000 And then some are adding on like the tricky part is to finish the third or fourth slice while it's still warm. 315 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,000 And one says, "Hey, now we aren't magicians." 316 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Somebody else says that this person was on paid time off while the wife wasn't in the kids were daycare yesterday. 317 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000 I made a pot of coffee. 318 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:42,000 Warmbed up some leftover pizza, cracked the surround sound system and watched alien Romulus. 319 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 It was magnificent. 320 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 There you go. 321 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 So, yeah. 322 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,000 But it sounds to me like that dude doesn't have 48 hours in a row. 323 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 Right. 324 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Somehow broken up. 325 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Somehow like you get four hours here. 326 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 You get another six over here. 327 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000 Yeah. 328 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Yeah. 329 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000 I'm thinking consistent straight forward 48 hours. 330 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 What do you do? 331 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:07,000 This person says, "Usual might go to a steak, beer, and a movie with sound on a decent level. 332 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000 That's bliss." 333 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,000 I mean, they've ever seen this like... 334 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 I get the fuck out of town. 335 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Do I probably am gonna go? 336 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000 Yeah. 337 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 I would... 338 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Would you go play golf? 339 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Or would you go play golf? 340 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000 No, I think probably I'd go fish. 341 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:32,000 I mean, I would just go get in a river and let that zan of fly fishing be the thing that takes me away for the 48 hours. 342 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:39,000 And then in there, I'm sure there's a steak and a beer in a movie, but some of that time has to be spent outnourse for me. 343 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 So, sleep for 12... 344 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 He's got this whole plan. 345 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Sleep for 12, relax for a few, maybe a walk, sleep, relax, sleep, then get ready for the return to chaos. 346 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Damn, dude. 347 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Like that's like the scary... 348 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Monday, scary is or whatever, and like he's starting that halfway through. 349 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Right. 350 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Okay, my 48 hours is up. 351 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,000 You got to lick up the last morsel of that time, man. 352 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 The countdown is already begun. 353 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000 The minute they're gone. 354 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Dude, the countdown's begun already. 355 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 Yeah, you got to... 356 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:13,000 At hour 47 and 59, right? 357 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:18,000 You got to be sliding in home, hair on fire, wheels coming off. 358 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000 That's how you have to come in. 359 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:23,000 If you get 48 hours to yourself, you have to use it wise. 360 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:27,000 That's what you have to like, you know, yellow. 361 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,000 This dad says, this is the most relatable thing I've read in a minute. 362 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Day one, plan out the things I'll do with this abundance of time. 363 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Also realize I've wasted a day and tell myself I'll do better tomorrow. 364 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Then day two, start planning out what I'll do with this limited time left. 365 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Realize the house is a mess and the wife will be back tomorrow and decide to tidy up. 366 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Then go to sleep to feed her. 367 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Okay, yeah. 368 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Sure. 369 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Yeah. 370 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,000 I mean, that is the true definition of a dad right there. 371 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000 That is absolutely a thousand percent what it's like. 372 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Yeah. 373 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Netflix paralysis on steroids. 374 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,000 I have a two hour window Monday nights after dinner to myself to do whatever I spend. 375 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000 Most of it trying to figure out what to watch while I iron clothes and do dishes 376 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:10,000 and usually don't find anything until I only have 15 minutes left. 377 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Did you got to do a better job of planning things out here? 378 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Come on. 379 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000 You can have a dream. 380 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,000 I believe it's a dream list for dads right now. 381 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:24,000 But there are certain things like I haven't watched yet with this new season of the old man, 382 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 which I loved that show. 383 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Oh, yeah. 384 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 And I have not watched an episode yet this season. 385 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 I was excited that it was coming out. 386 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,000 I was counting down and then I haven't sat down to watch any of it yet. 387 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 So that's in my cue. 388 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000 That's in my viewing to be viewed. 389 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Should I get a 48 hour window at some point in time? 390 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 A couple of documentaries too. 391 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Like there's one documentary stupid as this sounds and I'm not embarrassed remotely for this Mr. Chad. 392 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 But I'm gonna be embarrassed for you. 393 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 Please, I'm a big 80s hair band kind of guy, right? 394 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:59,000 There was a documentary that came out a couple of years ago from a Canadian band called Triumph. 395 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000 They had a song called "Fight the Good Fight" every moment. 396 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 I played on classic rock stations all the time. 397 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Well, it was released in Canada and eventually like a year later made its way to the states on streaming. 398 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 I have yet to see it. 399 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:16,000 That's a video that I would love to watch about how the band that came together was one of the biggest Canadian bands, 400 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:22,000 rock bands of all times, how they broke apart and things fell apart for the band, what they're doing these days. 401 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Like that's something that I'd like to sit down and watch. 402 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Know my wife could give a shit about that. 403 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 She does not care at all. 404 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000 She laughs at me for listening to Triumph in the first place. 405 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:39,000 So unless it were about Triumph, the insult comic dog, any Triumph documentary in my house is not getting aired by anybody but me. 406 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Yeah, no, but you're such a rock and roll guy. 407 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000 Right. 408 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Your love of music? 409 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Yeah. 410 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 I mean, you know, your other podcast, "Mount Rockmore." 411 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000 Yes. 412 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 I'm so in awe of that. 413 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Like that you put that together and go to these... 414 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Quick note. 415 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 I've been for coming out. 416 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Nice. 417 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:14,000 I've already got an all-plan and ready to roll and I'll say this, we're going to open the season, opening season four with a pretty loud episode of "Mount Rockmore." 418 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 All right. 419 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Yeah. 420 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 But that's right up your alley. 421 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Yeah. 422 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000 I mean, I probably would watch that with, you know, a couple more cocktails in me like... 423 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Sure. 424 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,000 I remember then. 425 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Oh my God. 426 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 I'm going to be so into it. 427 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:37,000 I sat down and watched the stupid three or four-part documentary, the Bon Jovi documentary. 428 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Yeah. 429 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Watch that and loved it, didn't have a family member nearby. 430 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Couldn't even like, if I had broken, fallen and broken my collarbone, nobody would have come to rescue me. 431 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000 They were so far away from me at that point. 432 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:58,000 By decision, they were all downstairs watching whatever they were watching, but I was watching the Bon Jovi documentary and absolutely loving every second of it. 433 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Couldn't find a family member around it. 434 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 If I had a heart attack, forget it. 435 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,000 Yeah. 436 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 I think that's how you get your 48 hours. 437 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 That's how you answer everyone. 438 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:10,000 As you find the thing that repulses your family and do that for 48 hours. 439 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000 So I'll just suggest... 440 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 I'll just make suggestions. 441 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Suggestions right now. 442 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,000 You can make the suggestions at realguyradio.com. 443 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Suggest a rock documentary for me that I might want. 444 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:25,000 I started to watch, there was one that Eminem had put together about the history of... 445 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 It was like Napster or something. 446 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 I can't remember. 447 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,000 I had something to do with Napster in the streaming videos and downloading that I wanted to watch. 448 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:36,000 It just happened to be a night where I was really tired, so I watched 15 minutes and fell asleep and then woke up in the episode and was over. 449 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:42,000 So I want to make my way back to it because I fuck that up, but that's definitely something... 450 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:48,000 So if there's a suggestion for any specific 80s hair metal kind of shit, let me know about it that way. 451 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000 I know I can get rid of my family members for a period of time by... 452 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000 I'm pretty sure that I saw Rush... 453 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 Okay, all right. 454 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Not hair band. 455 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Right, but it fits into that. 456 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000 It fits into that. 457 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw Rush documentary and that was on my list. 458 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 That's probably still on my list actually. 459 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Yeah, because that was one band for me in the 80s. 460 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 I was like, "Oh, Rush." 461 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Absolutely. 462 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 There was a great documentary. 463 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000 There was a series... 464 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Maybe it wasn't. 465 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Maybe it'd been one movie... 466 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 About the Beastie Boys. 467 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 That was fantastic. 468 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Oh, yes. 469 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 I watched as well. 470 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 So, fantastic. 471 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Yeah. 472 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:25,000 So anyway, any suggestions for that kind of stuff, please hit us up at RealGuyRadio.com. 473 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:32,000 And then I want to bring up just one quick thing that made me sort of proud to be a dad. 474 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:37,000 And I feel like, you know, we're about ready to dig into some people who shouldn't be parents. 475 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,000 They should have their parent card stripped away from them. 476 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000 Plus, we're going to talk about Christmas movie parents. 477 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,000 We talked about TV dads last week, but this week we're going to talk about... 478 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:52,000 We're going to talk about movies, Christmas movies specifically, and the best and worst parents in those Christmas movies. 479 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 But this was a... 480 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000 I think we need to get a little proud moments in there. 481 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 So this happened to me. 482 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:04,000 This is me being proud not just of my daughter or being a proud dad, but my whole family. 483 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000 We were... 484 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000 We went and do a little last minute Christmas shopping at a bookstore. 485 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000 It's kind of like a Barnes and Noble type of situation. 486 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Big warehouse bookstore kind of place, right? 487 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Lots of Rose books. 488 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:21,000 And we're looking at gifts for my 10 year old daughter in the back where the kid section is. 489 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000 My wife and I are back there. 490 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:31,000 My older daughter, 17, is watching the 10 year old off to the side, distracting her so that she's not back where we are looking at gifts for the 10 year old. 491 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:40,000 And we're like half the warehouse distance from the back to where the halfway point is where my daughters are. 492 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:45,000 And I hear a noise that sounds like somebody knocks stuff over. 493 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:50,000 I kind of catch up the corner of my eye and I see like pencils flying off the top shelf on this one rack. 494 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:55,000 I just spy on like a rainbow of pencils falling down. 495 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000 And then I realize... 496 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,000 I realize shit those are my kids. They're right there. 497 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 I'm like, "Oh, come on." 498 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,000 My kids messing up the store already. 499 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:11,000 And then this is how I knew something was up my oldest daughter starts walking away the quickest. 500 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,000 And she's walking away from where we are towards the front of the store. 501 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000 And I'm like, "Wait a minute, that's not like her to do that. 502 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Like if my younger daughter or her, if either one had knocked this stuff over, she'd be the first one there to pick it up. 503 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Like, "Oh my God, you know, cleaning it up an anxiety that she made this noise and getting it all pulled together and put back on the shelf." 504 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000 But she starts taking off and I'm like, "Where is she going?" 505 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:38,000 And my wife's looking up and we're looking over to see what's happening. And then I hear my daughter start to say, 506 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000 "Someone's passed out called 911." 507 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Wow! 508 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:46,000 And she's running towards the counter because the counter is up at the front of the store. 509 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:53,000 She's running towards the counter to tell the people that work at the place that someone had passed out. 510 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,000 My wife and I hear the passed out, we go running up towards where they were. 511 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,000 And there's a woman on the ground having a seizure. 512 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:07,000 And she's shaking her hands or locked up her eyes or rolled back. 513 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:13,000 You can see right at that point that she's hit her head and there's blood that's starting to come out the back of her head. 514 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Oh, man. 515 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:22,000 So my wife immediately gets down on her hands and knees and she's like, "It's okay, it's okay she's trying to soothe the girl who, again, is in mid-seasure." 516 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,000 So she's not responsive to anything. 517 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:30,000 And immediately my wife starts yelling for somebody to call 911. 518 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 At this point, I look up, there's six people around us. 519 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000 They all have their phones out there all trying to call 911. 520 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Plus my daughter has gotten up to the counter and got them to call 911. 521 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:44,000 My daughter is now coming back and she's been studying to, she wants to be a doctor. 522 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Is what she wants to be. 523 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 So she's been studying medicine. 524 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,000 She's been shadowing at the urgent care place, all that kind of stuff. 525 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:55,000 And she's telling my wife, "Get her on her side because if she gets sick, that's what chokes people when they have seizures." 526 00:24:55,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Is they'll choke on their own vomit or anything that kind of builds up the phones now coming into her mouth. 527 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,000 And so my wife gets her on her side and she's just kind of stroking her head and telling her it's okay. 528 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 It's all right. 529 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Keeping her calm. 530 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Again, she's not responsive. 531 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Another guy has come over and has like a role paper towel and has it under her head where the bleeding was happening. 532 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:24,000 I, her phone, which is the weirdest thing, it made me, my initial thought was, well, now's not the time to bring this up to this woman who's having a seizure. 533 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:29,000 She should really have more security on her phone because I can just open the thing up. 534 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 And I'm opening it. 535 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000 I'm starting, I'm starting. 536 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:40,000 I see that she's just texted somebody, "Okay, do I text this person to say, you know, the person that you were speaking with has having a seizure. 537 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000 What do I do?" 538 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 At this point, she starts to come too. 539 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:49,000 And in the part where she's coming to, my wife's talking to her and saying, "Everything's okay. Just take it easy and relax." 540 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000 She's like, "Why? Why would I relax?" 541 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:55,000 She's like, "You had a seizure. You fell down. You hit your head. Just take it easy and relax." 542 00:25:55,000 --> 00:26:02,000 And we've got 911 is on the way, emergency is on the way. And she's like, "Wait, we're trying to sit up and you know we're not gonna let her do that." 543 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Especially if she happens to be dizzy. So we're just like, "Lay back." 544 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:09,000 And we've got the paper towel under her head where the, and we're just like, "Take it easy. Relax there." 545 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,000 My wife is holding her hand. We were trying to get the jacket off because she was hot. She wanted to get the jacket off. 546 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:22,000 But none of us wanted to lift her up for fear of her being even more hurt. So we're trying to kind of keep things cool for her. 547 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:29,000 And I ask her, I'm scrolling through her phone, I just typed in mother. And the contact comes up for mother. 548 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,000 And I say, "As your mom's name." And it was like, "Sharing." And I think it's what comes. 549 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 She goes, "Yeah." And I go, "Okay. I'm gonna give her a quick call." So I'm like, "Why?" 550 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:40,000 Well, there was an accident. And you've been hurt. So I call her mom. Her mom's like, "I'll be right down there." 551 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:45,000 I said, "Is this something that's happened or before?" She, "They're gonna ask me when the EMT's get here." 552 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Has she had these types of seizures before? She says, "No, she's never had them before." 553 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:55,000 I said, "Okay, cool. Oh, shit." I'll hand this off to the EMT when they get here. And we'll see in a couple of minutes. 554 00:26:55,000 --> 00:27:01,000 And then the EMT gets there. They get the phone. He calls her. The mom talks to her. They have all things. 555 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,000 But anyways, the point is, my family rushed right to that. 556 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Now during that time, my 17-year-old daughter, while she was coming, the woman was coming too, my 17-year-old daughter took my 10-year-old who was traumatized by the whole thing happening because she saw it from... 557 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:20,000 The woman just like locking up and falling backwards and fainting and hitting her head. 558 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:25,000 My 17-year-old is trying to keep my 10-year-old calm and explain what's going on and talk to her a little bit about it. 559 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:31,000 My 10-year-old is crying over the whole thing. My wife is sitting there right next to this woman and soothing her and calming her. 560 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000 I'm on the phone with her mom trying to get her to come down and EMT's her on their way in. 561 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:45,000 And all I kept thinking to myself was, "Holy shit, my family was right in this." Like more so than the people who work there, a number of other people who are standing around just kind of an "oh, not sure what to do." 562 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000 And I've been there. I know exactly what that feeling is like. 563 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:56,000 And we were all right there in it. The people from the bookstore took our number down in cases. In case the doctors needed to get a hold of them. 564 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:01,000 So we had all of us, if we went back the next day, we actually had this pile of stuff we were going to get for the 10-year-old. 565 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000 I'm like, "Can you hold on to this until tomorrow?" I think now is not the time to purchase this. 566 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:11,000 So I left that there. We went back the next day and the manager there was like, "Oh my God, thank you guys so much for doing what you did last night." 567 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:19,000 And they called, the hospital called, wanted to know how long the seizure went on for. 568 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:26,000 And that supposedly this girl was going to be okay, that everything was good. We were really worried that night, especially when we got home, our adrenaline was still going. 569 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 "Oh, yeah, fuck." 570 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:34,000 But anyways, I was so proud of my family. I had to tell them. My wife, you were right there, honey. 571 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:41,000 You were right there, like a great mom taking care of a kid. Treating her the way you'd want your daughter to be treated in that kind of situation. 572 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:51,000 And here's my 17-year-old daughter directing us from across the store while trying to take care of her sister about how to medically treat this thing, the way the safest. 573 00:28:51,000 --> 00:29:01,000 It was a whole weird scenario. Never gone through anything like this in my life, but I was so proud of my family for what went down there and how we handled it. 574 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:13,000 And then I got in that case where, you know, it's super easy to not be somebody in charge and kind of stand back and, well, what can I do or ask questions? And we were all, boom, right there in on it, taking care. 575 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:21,000 I just had to tell them all how proud I was of them during that kind of an instance. And how I think more of us need to do that. 576 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:34,000 And then you don't want to have too many people getting involved. They were all standing around kind of watching and trying to call. And, you know, is this okay? Can I help with anything? Is there anything I can do? And then just kind of being there for support in case of anything else going on. 577 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:41,000 It's super easy to not do anything. And my family was right on it. They jumped right on it and got right there. And I thought that was amazing. 578 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:51,000 Yeah, you guys were in the moment, right? Like when the woman had the seizure, your kids were in that aisle next to her, right? 579 00:29:51,000 --> 00:30:00,000 They were right there. Yeah, they were right there. First, like they were first Charlie saw the whole thing. She's like, her eyes just closed and she fell flat back like a board. 580 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:07,000 She was in seizure when she went. So it wasn't like she hit her head and then seizure. She went back and was in seizure when she fell. 581 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:17,000 Her instincts to like, okay, let's get 911 going. Come back, help give advice on medical. Like you guys, because it was your kids were there. You all were there first. 582 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Yeah. So yeah, you're, you're, you rushed to the incident. And yeah, we need more people like that. I'm part of your family. That's amazing. I know your family. 583 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Yeah, that doesn't surprise me at all. Yeah, that they would do that. They would be there in that situation. 584 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:43,000 But like, being able to step away and see it happen was like, I was fucking impressed. I'm like, wow, that's amazing. 585 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:53,000 Like it's super easy to not be in that place or just let somebody else, you know, let the manager of the store step in or wait until the EMT's got there. 586 00:30:53,000 --> 00:31:04,000 And it kind of just stands around and my wife was right down there holding hands, brushing hair telling her was okay. Like it was it was in my daughter's yelling from across the store. 587 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:13,000 It was crazy, dude. But I was, I left there feeling so proud of my family and how honored I was to see them act that way. 588 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,000 That's a great like Christmas time story. Yeah. 589 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Like, you know, what the seasons about, right, is giving and being there for other people and that kind of stuff and the, the job like have that happen right there in front of you. 590 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:37,000 And you were a part of that. That's amazing. And it really, it does change your focus because you leave that store like not about what kind of gifts you bought and did you get a gift receipt but more like, God, I hope this woman's going to be okay. 591 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:45,000 Yeah, what did I do for another human being and what, and did they, you know, I'm glad that I made a difference in their life. 592 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:51,000 And it for what it's worth like her mom said she's never had that happen before. That's crazy. I mean, like that's so scary. 593 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:59,000 How, how old was she? I would say my guess is that she was probably in her early 20s. Like I would have said college age. 594 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:09,000 She, she had a shirt on for the place that she worked at and it seemed like she seemed like she was fairly, I had seen her walking around the store when we first came in. 595 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:17,000 She was already there and she was walking around doing her shopping and stuff. So I had seen her there, but you know, there was nothing. 596 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:22,000 It was just a person as you're walking in. But I would have said maybe early 20s tops. 597 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:33,000 Yeah. And it was, it was unbelievable and to think, you know, to have the mom say that that, you know, when I let the E&T knows that happened, the guys like, dude, you got moms numb run the phone. 598 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:42,000 Yeah, there wasn't a whole lot of security on the phone. It was already open when I picked it up. So I just scroll. He's like, did you know her? I'm like, no, I just typed in mom and then I typed in mother. 599 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:48,000 You probably, I mean, you probably also got lucky in that like she had been texting and so whatever security she may have. 600 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 Exactly. It was already, you know, it's already. 601 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,000 Although I will say this. And again, this is just goes to the security aspect. This is my OCD kicking in. 602 00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:03,000 I had at one point in time after I had given the mother's number to the E&T who then called on his phone. I'm like, he's like, he thought that that was my phone that I had had. 603 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:09,000 I'm like, no, this is her phone. Here I'm giving it to you to take with you and give it to her. I was like, oh, I thought you knew her and had the nope, nope, no idea. 604 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,000 I was just searching for them in their some point for contact. 605 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:23,000 Anyways, I said I had I had pre I'd he was calling and talking to mom. It had gone into sleep mode. And then I just pushed it and it opened right up. There was no. 606 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,000 I was like, alright. 607 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000 There was again, I just my stupid. 608 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:39,000 Well, these these damn ads, you know, Jen, right? Gen Z Gen. Why? Whatever kids. Yeah, they don't believe in security. Right. They just yeah. If it somehow I mean they put their lives on the internet. 609 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:49,000 It's like, you know, all of them have a only fans page. Right. They all have, you know, tiktok and I mean, shit, it's like their entire life is broadcast. 610 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:55,000 Right. I mean, you never know when you're going to have to quickly film yourself at a bookstore. Right. So it's like the Truman show. 611 00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Yeah. I mean, look, if she had if she had filmed herself while she was having the seizure, I'm just saying it might have gotten a lot of hits. It may have been. 612 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:17,000 Yeah. It's like, for sure. So I'm glad I'm glad she was okay. And you guys, I mean, that's that's an amazing story. I like I love I love hearing about, you know, family's friends, kids, whatever doing stuff like that and come to the rescue for somebody else. 613 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:24,000 I just feel like there's, you know, there's so many shit stories out there about it. And we're going to get to a bunch of them coming up. 614 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:35,000 Don't worry, folks. It's not all kind of kind of been founded on that. But I just thought it was it was it was it was something to be proud of and I wanted to share that I was proud of it. So I appreciate you. 615 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:45,000 That's all I'm used that is next year's Christmas premise for their movie. We're going to get we're going to get we're I think we're going to try to get Christy Nareechi in on that one. I don't know. 616 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Maybe is I mean, yeah, the woman having the seizure. I don't know. But either way, it was it was impressive. And it had us really rethinking everything is we left there like, you know, fuck the Christmas gifts. Like you might not have a life. 617 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:08,000 You there could she could have hit her head and that had been it. It very easily. Yeah. If she had not been turned to her side, what could have happened to her? So all of that really kind of well, she's big. 618 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:18,000 I mean, she's driving her car. She has exactly. Yeah, exactly. So like think about that kind of dangerous level or whatever it was that she was at work earlier before she got there. 619 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Something could have happened. So any of those things were definitely the conversations that we had afterwards and how lucky we are to be in the place that we are. 620 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:36,000 And it was just it was it let you reset for just a second. What's going on in your life at a time when you're like, oh, gotta go do more Christmas shopping. 621 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:47,000 And well, you know, the credit card that it was the craziest thing because about half an hour before that we we sat down to have dinner at a place like we got in the girls out of school and we were sitting down to have a quick dinner. 622 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:54,000 And there was a guy who's talking to another dude that worked there and the guy who worked there said, hey, how are you doing, man? He goes, great. 623 00:35:54,000 --> 00:36:00,000 He goes, how's your Christmas going? And he goes, well, I'm broke. So I guess we're ready to have it. And I thought. 624 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:15,000 I was like, yeah, yeah, I that's means time for America right now. Welcome to America. But at the same time, how things change over the next 60 minutes when I'm like not even remotely concerned about being broken. 625 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:23,000 Christmas starting more worried about this person's health. And if they were going to be OK for Christmas. So it's weird how it puts you in your place in those types of things. 626 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,000 So thank you for letting me share on that front. All right. 627 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Oh, no, awesome. We're going to take a little bit of a break. We come back from the break. Who are the best and worst Christmas parents? 628 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:45,000 Now Christmas, we're going to keep it extensive to exclusive to Christmas movie parents, not going to be, you know, television stuff or episodes during. 629 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:52,000 We're just talking Christmas movie parents. We'll go through like, because I hallmark movies though, do they counter? 630 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:59,000 I'll be honest, I haven't really watched what I kind of feel like I've I've I know what it's going to be yet I have one you've seen them all. 631 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:07,000 I kind of feel like, yeah, I feel like I'm just even knowing that Melissa Joan Hartson and I got a feel for the way this is going to go. I just feel like that's pretty clear. 632 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:17,000 So with that said, we'll have the best and the worst who we think the best and the worst parents offer Christmas movies when we return here at the dad's home podcast. 633 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:23,000 This is this is a clearly clearly not Metro sexual moment moment in history. 634 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:33,000 Stephen Hawking clearly not Metro moments wants to salute a man who didn't waste his days on collecting DVD box sets of project runway and trading spaces 635 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:42,000 or making sure his five o'clock shadow was perfectly clothed. No, this real man has devoted his life to the study of cosmology and quantum gravity. 636 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:52,000 That's right, this man has a profession that most of us can't pronounce let alone understand the man is Stephen Hawking and despite hardly being able to move his brain could kick your ass. 637 00:37:52,000 --> 00:38:03,000 He doesn't listen to John Mara, James Blint. While sad excuses for men are doing that Steve is busy doing a little thing called providing theorems regarding singularities in the framework of general relativity. 638 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,000 He even has a type of radiation named after him. That's badass. 639 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:17,000 The only thing that carries my name is my underwear. Thank you, Mr. Hawking for being a real man and for making advancements and cosmology or whatever it is. 640 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:23,000 This has been Lee Camp for more funny crap. Check out LeeCamp.net and sharkbaby.com. 641 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:31,000 It's the onion radio news. A freak accident paralyzes a man from the way stop. This is Doyle Redland reporting. 642 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:49,000 A bizarre spinal injury sustained in a car accident outside Mesa, Arizona on Sunday has left local resident Roberto Montenegro paralyzed from the way stop. Dr. William Maxson, head of surgery at Mesa General Hospital, described Montenegro's condition this morning. 643 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:58,000 Sadly he can no longer speak, eat, dial a phone, open doors or look sideways. The one bit of good news however is that Mr. Montenegro is back on his feet. 644 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:08,000 The hospital officials added though Montenegro's condition remains guarded at present he should be able to resume his career as a professional soccer player as early as next week. 645 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,000 Doyle Redland for the onion radio news online at the onion.com. 646 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:35,000 [Music] 647 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:45,000 There are some definitive bad parents out there and some definitive great parents I would say. 648 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:57,000 You may believe that one may have the title for both good and bad, the best and worst parent of Christmas movies. 649 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:07,000 It is possible. So the same jackass that you go I would never want a parent like that at the end of it all you're like, you know, you didn't turn out to be so bad. 650 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Yeah, he's right. That's the way that parent would be. 651 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Alright, so let's start. I'm going to their first of all. I did this when we talked about the TV dads the other day like if it's in black and white. 652 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:50,000 I want to leave it's a wonderful life for the most part off of our spectrum of great dads and parents in movies mainly also I'll say it's because I'm not sure that I think our dude from it's a wonderful life is a great parent but more importantly I'm keeping the black and white footage out of this when everything was supposed to be the happy jolly go lucky sun shines and rainbows. 653 00:40:50,000 --> 00:41:03,000 Kind of a situation I'm looking for real life I'm talking about what we can actually feel like we relate to when it comes to parents and movies so that's what I'm shooting to I'm more I'm more bad Santa. 654 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:10,000 Then I am it's a wonderful life is all I'm trying to say or that's the direction I'm going when I'm making my selection. 655 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:15,000 The fair okay, but I'll scratch all those all the black and white soft my list. 656 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:25,000 I'm just saying I think it's probably a wise idea like it's okay. I mean like you know it's it's a minority of people who watch those anyways. 657 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:35,000 If you want to fight about Bing Crosby being a great parent in in white Christmas fine you can I'll give you that one you can take that right now congratulations you've won there. 658 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:41,000 I just think it's a bad category to be in to choose from so we've got to find some other ones that we can be more relatable with. 659 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:49,000 All right so when you're thinking of either best or worst what what's the first parent that comes to your mind. 660 00:41:49,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Well I mean so you mentioned it at the top of this yeah you know best and worst I'll start with Clark Griswalt. 661 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:16,000 Yeah you know he's just a bumbling idiot and and does stupid shit and you still though God I love the guy. 662 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Sure I mean he really he has some redeeming qualities and so he kind of fits both is both quality both categories. 663 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Is he is a competitor of both sure is he a dumbass absolutely did he ruin his next door neighbors home while trying to have a good Christmas. 664 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:45,000 Yes he did why yes he did sure has had to destroy his own ceiling at his home by by trying to remain very overly enthusiastic for the holidays. 665 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:50,000 Well yes he did yes he did but again he was trying to do it for his family and not just his immediate family. 666 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:58,000 He was trying to do with extended family everybody comes over we have this great big jolly happy family get together for the holidays. 667 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:04,000 Let's just it was all about the family was he was trying to get a pool for the family not just him. 668 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000 That's right. 669 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:16,000 It wasn't like he was getting himself a vacation or a spa day or a new set of golf clubs or something right he was trying to get a pool for the family so they could have more of these big family functions during the summer. 670 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:26,000 Yes there were hot super models that came out of the dream that he had of the pool I get that I get that and yes he was flirtatious with the hot you know. 671 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:31,000 The jewelry model at the at the other day. 672 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Yeah I keep thinking lingerie but there was a different parts of the sorry but the point is he was the intent that he had. 673 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000 He was a yeah yeah he's just kind of clumsied yeah. 674 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Is it good intentions bad execution and ultimately did he want to do he want to teach his kids how to be good people yeah and he wanted to teach them how to not get bully to the very beginning when they're going out Christmas tree hunting. 675 00:43:54,000 --> 00:44:08,000 And you got the guys that are following too closely and eventually looks like there's going to maybe be a fight or some kind he's like don't don't let yourself get bullied by assholes like this in the big red neck truck right so he's trying to teach his kids to stand up for themselves. 676 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 That's right. 677 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:27,000 Yeah to stretch but he's he's I'm going to give him credit for that I'm going to give him credit for no he yeah yeah sorry it's not exactly a lesson that you really should teach or need to teach or you might want to teach the avoidance of something like that. 678 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Yeah if you can but nonetheless it was I thought the important lessons were learned by the kids for for seeing their dad of that kind of action now. 679 00:44:37,000 --> 00:45:02,000 Yep I will so we started out on a very good note there because he could be the best and the worst of the same time again the yeah he's not going out of his way to be a dick like some of the other ones were going to have I'll explain in just a minute but yeah we've got a few of those but I think it's also important to note other facts about Christmas vacation because I've got some here in a real quick today you learn today. 680 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:11,000 Today today today today today today today today today today today today. 681 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000 First of all Chad what are you drinking for the cocktail tonight just. 682 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,000 Oh yes so this is a mezz-cow poloma. 683 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:47,000 It is it's it's a little bit like we we play a game in our house called refrigerator survivor so yeah there's a couple of nights a week right where we don't know exactly what we're doing for dinner and we're like let's do something gourmet and play refrigerator survivor so say whatever we have the refrigerator will put together you know chef up a meal I think it would make a great reality series you know like chef show up to your house whatever shit you have in your refrigerator they have to do it. 684 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Yeah it's like chopped it's like chopped but of the stuff in your kitchen. 685 00:45:52,000 --> 00:46:03,000 That's right and but Randall Kitchens like show up and like knock on your door like hey we're a film crew we're going to come in and film these guys cooking in your kitchen with your shit in your food. 686 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Sure sure I think that would be great I'd watch that now have you seen the apps that they have that you're supposed to either take a picture of what's in your fridge. 687 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:15,000 You can yeah nope it's okay yeah but I mean I let's be honest reality. 688 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000 It's reality. 689 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000 It's reality. 690 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000 It's gonna be a little bit of it. 691 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,000 So this is a little bit of like hey look we have some great fruits. 692 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000 Yeah. 693 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:29,000 We happen to have a bottle of mezcal let's put those two things together and make you know mezcal. 694 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:36,000 I saw recipe I wanted to try out I didn't get a chance to but I maybe I'll try it out for the new year but there was a cranberry margarita. 695 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Oh yeah the same the same. 696 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000 I see in that recipe. 697 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:55,000 So I just went straight for the um not that we need the sponsors here but I went fireball and coke based upon the picture that Chad showed me of how the elves on the shelves end up making fireball with some. 698 00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Yeah if you haven't seen that picture folks go look it up elf on the shelf fireball and you'll know then what he is actually drinking right now. 699 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,000 It's some cohorts my partner and cry it's got a little wing to it. 700 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:27,000 Um I said here's some some today you learned about the Christmas vacation today you learned Christopher Columbus who was the he was originally set to direct national ampune's Christmas vacation but he dropped out after difficult meetings with Chevy Chase the star Christmas vacation instead. 701 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000 What did he do? 702 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Chris Columbus decided he was going to shift over and make this movie called home alone which became the highest grossing Christmas film of all time. 703 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Alright that also said today you aren't the Griswolds home in national ampune's Christmas vacation is the same home from American beauty. 704 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,000 That I did not know same exact. 705 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:58,000 This one makes me feel a little on the old side so these are alerts. 706 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Actor William Hickey who played Uncle Lewis in Christmas vacation you remember him you had that hair piece remember things caught on fire behind him his hair piece was cut. 707 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:15,000 He died that guy he died in 1997 at age 69 which means Chad if you're doing your math. 708 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:22,000 Shit did he really he was 62 when he starred in Christmas vacation. 709 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Oh he looked like a hundred and two in the movie. 710 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:33,000 He was my God 62 years old that's like. 711 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,000 That's less than 10 years away from me. 712 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:44,000 Dude that that I'm got now I have to just go crawl into my bed and set my thumb I if you have it. 713 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:50,000 Holy crap if you have yet this season you haven't watched there's only two days so Christmas but if you haven't watched Christmas vacation or if you're going to rewatch it. 714 00:48:50,000 --> 00:49:04,000 I just realized he's 62 when he made that movie and looks 82 also today you are during the scene in Christmas vacation where Clark was demolishing Santa's lead because trying to plug in the lights wasn't working right he gets pissed off. 715 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:09,000 He's kicking and hitting and he punches Santa's plastic sled right there in the front lawn. 716 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:25,000 Chevy Chase actually broke his pinky during the filming of that scene punching the plastic Santa kept kicking everything on the lawn because he was in pain so much pain from actually breaking his pinky on the set. 717 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:32,000 And they just rolled camera just rolled camera kept going and that's why he kicked everything and knocked everything over during that scene. 718 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000 Oh my God. 719 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 And finally where do you dig this stuff? 720 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:43,000 That's amazing. Finally and it's a day you learned from Christmas vacation the Meisterbrow beer the cousin Eddie when he comes out. 721 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Yes. 722 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:59,000 The motor home and he's surprising everybody there when they finally get the lights on he's drinking Meisterbrow that beer has since been reformulated into today's Miller light. 723 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:09,000 Meisterbrow is now Miller light and there you unbelievable there is a Christmas vacation today you look today today today. 724 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:26,000 62 yeah for those of you watching at home there's a tactical difficulty my my lighting apparently a few is or something so I just thought you got like you had the tanning light came on I don't know what happened. 725 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:34,000 Yeah I was done tanning the time off on your tanning bed it was time to you know what are you gonna do at that point you gotta do something so. 726 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:47,000 All right so there you go there's so you know I will say this I think 62 what I'm 62 again I'll be I'll be watching that probably in the next 24 hours so it hits me to think he's 62 with that hair piece and looks 102. 727 00:50:47,000 --> 00:51:00,000 He's he was a gem of an actor really he was a good stuff man and you know the one who played his wife the grandmother in the movie was originally the voice of Betty Boop. 728 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:14,000 The car to when they did the car to the animated movie for Betty Boop she was the voice of Betty Boop she had a very distinct voice in the movie and had a very distinct voice in general and I think she was like 30 years older than you was 30 years. 729 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:25,000 Yeah Betty she was like 20 and Betty was like 20 to 30 years older or whatever and then then he was so anyways just think about that when you're watching Christmas vacation if you haven't already done so. 730 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000 Yeah. 731 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:43,000 All right so we watched home alone and I've got to believe that there is not a worse set of parents in any Christmas movie than the Macalester parents they have to be the worst it's one thing to leave your kid behind because you've got so much going on and so many family members and everybody's you know your tension clear. 732 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:57,000 I look we've heard stories about people who leave their kids in the car and it's all whole they are back at a at a grocery store trader Joe's they left their kid there whatever right all those stories are out there so I get that part of it. 733 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:03,000 But to do that in two three I think there's five five movies or something like that. 734 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:13,000 You know the five five movies are the same thing you son you son that's not a that's not a them thing that's a you thing you fuck that up. 735 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:26,000 There's no way around that that's not a oh you're paying attention and by the way waiting until your halfway to Paris just referring to home alone one waiting to your halfway to Paris before you realize your kid isn't there. 736 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:39,000 What the fuck what are you how do you not make sure your kid is on a seat someplace and you even I'm sorry misfly attendant I just want to make sure that my kids are all good back there in coach while I'm flying first class because fuck them. 737 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:48,000 Let that let that let that let the unwashed back there and coach deal with my kids I'm up here I'm going to get a stake for my sake. 738 00:52:48,000 --> 00:53:00,000 Well I was that was going to be one of my traveling tips for kids yeah parents fly first class put your kids in coach no matter how old they are 18 months old in coach parents in first class right. 739 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 Yeah why not. 740 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:13,000 What's the problem with that everybody who's a traveler should expect that to happen frankly now that's what noise canceling headphones are for bitches come on saying that's my point exactly. 741 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:33,000 So yes with that I think we have to be clear that that is the steadfast rule I'm just concerned you didn't pay attention to your kids getting on the plane as you're leaving to go to a foreign country in a different time zone before you realize that your kids not with you so. 742 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:51,000 You are you are either a terrible parent or incredibly drunk one of the two and even if you are incredibly drunk I'm going to be concerned with terrible parents because it's part two the you take off to go to Miami and that little fuckers nowhere to be seen. 743 00:53:51,000 --> 00:54:02,000 When you guys are boarding a plane because you're all too busy running to get there well how bad of a parent do you have to be your planes not leaving early that doesn't happen when you're flying folks your planes going to leave at on time or late. 744 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:20,000 At best maybe even delayed for a little while rushing to get to the airport to be there right as the plane is going doesn't happen that's not happening so you can't take the time to go let me just check on everybody is there making it away through until you're halfway to Miami five. 745 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 They didn't even wait Jake. 746 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 Here's the here's the. 747 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:30,000 They wait till they get to the luggage having landed in Miami Chad. 748 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Going through here's Kevin's bag can somebody hand this to Kevin they go down the line take Kevin Kevin 18 fucking people they get out of the very end Kevin no Kevin but 749 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:48,000 makes its way back up no Kevin Kevin's not here Kevin's not here comes back to the mom of Kevin's on here where is he Kevin and there's the scene right and he's 750 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:59,000 fucking in New York staying with Donald Trump at his hotel so what here's my question to how is it the child protective services are not involved thank you at this point. 751 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:09,000 You like take two of you leaving your kid behind they call the police station and they do that whole bounce back and forth thing between you know whether the cops should go out there not. 752 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:21,000 Police are like we're going to look for your kid not like huh maybe we should be looking to you because you are fucking left your kid by the time the second movie is made shouldn't they have a parole officer checking in or something 753 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:35,000 with them to make sure they're getting one thing yeah so through this all I got a belief there's there I don't care whatever they've done like I know they're taking their family on this massive vacation to Miami or to Paris or 754 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:49,000 wherever the fuck they're going they they did they're horrible parents you can't not let your kid on and then figure out halfway through the flights that your kid isn't there that's not the time that's bad parenting a hundred percent 755 00:55:49,000 --> 00:56:01,000 and to me there's no way that they can be knocked off of the list for being a worse parent than the Macalestres no that they're they have to be at the top they really do now I will say this and I say this probably 756 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:12,000 Mr. I mean maybe the cranks give them a run for their money I say I call users I get that and on the list of of you know the internet searching that I did as far as worse 757 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:29,000 yeah they were up there the cranks were definitely up there I mean they're selfish selfish people taking a holiday vacation to a nice local where it's warm yeah you know without their family I mean yeah there was no body everybody a ticket 758 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:39,000 right there was no let's have everybody around for a good vacation Christmas vacation I mean but I'll give the cranks credit they did not leave a kid behind 759 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:48,000 they just didn't go so they didn't have a kid who was left to fend for himself while robbers were breaking into the neighborhood you have a kid that we had to slap 760 00:56:48,000 --> 00:57:00,000 the tar on the stairs and the nails coming like what you know who have you raised what kind of animal did you have to raise in this case 761 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:10,000 yeah I'll be honest I and I mean this whole heartedly and I say this with the largest amount of praise in my chest I have never seen Christmas with the cranks 762 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:28,000 I've got a watch did it's it's it's worth a watch it's worth a watch all right I don't believe you know I'm not a huge not a huge Tim Allen fan right but but Jamie Lee Curtis is in it love her love Jamie and Dan Dan accurate is the you know 763 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:38,000 a smarty neighbor and would she plays to perfection interesting they brought that kind of character back from trading trading places trading trading places 764 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:46,000 it's he's yeah he's not quite Jamie Lee Curtis not quite that not the you know the two of them together yeah it's interesting yeah 765 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:56,000 anyway so I've not seen it I don't know for sure and I'm taking your word on this one that they should definitely be in consideration as I understand the plot to the movie their daughter is like their empty nesters or something 766 00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:17,000 and then that's right yeah daughter's like daughters like not coming home and they're like sweet right here in the dark like I just kidding I'm gonna be there I'm gonna bring in someone right yeah so they they were they they allowed themselves to be manipulated clearly but I also weren't in a place in an empty nest or kind of what you try to make the best of that situation you look 767 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:35,000 Clark glitz griswald was trying to buy a pool for his family and having everybody around that's the exact opposite of what these people were doing that's right that's right yeah I'm not gonna spend the money on my family I'm gonna spend it on myself but they even they like they once they found out that their daughter was gonna be coming back didn't they have to 768 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:41,000 didn't they might correct this he not steal a crit try to steal a Christmas tree from somebody was dying of cancer 769 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:49,280 yeah so yeah there's some there's some honor handed shit in there for sure but so it still hasn't hit the lot well I still say I 770 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:59,000 between them and the Macalisters I still say the Macalisters are the worst parent no and I'm not disagreeing with you on that whatsoever I but the 771 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:09,860 because leaving your kid behind at any point in time you know like you know like you really for like seven times however many 772 00:59:09,860 --> 00:59:19,700 four or five times four or five times but yeah you know like you leave your kid in the back seat right your car now reminds you to look in 773 00:59:19,700 --> 00:59:27,660 the back seat for your kid so like yeah you have to suck pretty bad to miss those signs really bad very quite bad I think is the 774 00:59:27,660 --> 00:59:34,220 way that that goes all right when we come right back here I'm gonna give us some videos mr. Chad on some of the other 775 00:59:34,220 --> 00:59:44,020 worst parents maybe better or were I guess worse than the Macalisters close to worse and not that they all have to 776 00:59:44,020 --> 00:59:48,020 do with Christmas but I'm gonna say that they're definitely worse than the Macalisters coming up next you 777 00:59:48,020 --> 01:00:00,860 to the dad's own podcast oh either I'm tiger woods over the past couple of days it's been a lot of speculation about me 778 01:00:00,860 --> 01:00:10,700 lying me not lying and me lying about not lying a lot of people say hey you're lucky it's got in the world you 779 01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:17,300 married to a model got beautiful kids I guess that's enough for an average man but I'm above average 780 01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:26,860 I'm here to set the record straight I'm tiger woods and I fuck bitches there's a lot of dudes that fuck bitches I 781 01:00:26,860 --> 01:00:33,780 fuck the most and I don't go for the high type either oh no no high class here I fuck chili waitresses 782 01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:42,300 sometimes I just go to big lots pick up the biggest girl I can find get it a call a dog the end word 783 01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:51,980 until I come I want a tiny midget girl I'm gonna glue horns to her head she's gonna ram me like a bull I want the 784 01:00:51,980 --> 01:00:58,180 sloppiest grossest girl I can get and I want to make her jerk off to a dog pooping on a glass table then I 785 01:00:58,180 --> 01:01:03,660 make the kid who wrote chocolate rain watch that and if he gets off to it then I can come because that's how 786 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:11,620 complicated I am I'm tiger woods there's a lot of things I do now I don't do I don't not win 787 01:01:11,620 --> 01:01:24,780 championships but I do fuck bitches back to the dad's own podcast but first more dad jokes 63 year old 788 01:01:24,780 --> 01:01:31,260 woman gave birth this year 63 years old and the article that I read about it the focus of the article 789 01:01:31,260 --> 01:01:42,620 wasn't the focus of the article was well last year the record for childbirth was 62 years old 790 01:01:42,620 --> 01:01:49,220 luckily science stepped up to the plate and the new record is 63 you know I am completely 791 01:01:49,220 --> 01:01:56,020 pro science anti-creationism all the way but sometimes science is fucking wrong and gives this shit 792 01:01:56,020 --> 01:02:01,940 we don't need like 63 year old women giving birth why not just come out and go hey we made cancer air 793 01:02:01,940 --> 01:02:18,700 born in contagious you're welcome we're science we're all about kutta not shudda what is the what is 794 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:22,960 the father say to the kid when the kids old enough to go where did I come from dad oh we'll 795 01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:28,720 sit yourself down and dad is going to tell you all about the miracle the birds and the bees see when 796 01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:37,800 a man loves a woman very much he heaves himself off of his hemorrhoid donut he takes three Viagra 797 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:47,560 a beta blocker and an eyedropper full of blood thinner then he lays on top of his beloved like a 798 01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:59,800 pile of laundry on top of another pile of laundry then his penis erect in defiance of God's will 799 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:11,560 enters per vagina like a chapstick entering the Lorraine caverns 800 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:23,920 then nine months later she gives birth to a beautiful baby which I will illustrate by pushing this uncooked 801 01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:40,520 cornish game hen through these gray drapes now if you have any questions about the magic of the 802 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:50,760 birthing process well dad you're gonna need to repeat all of that because I couldn't hear you over 803 01:03:50,760 --> 01:04:02,600 the sound of my dick screaming pat and Oswald pat and Oswald getting us all kinds of 804 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:07,400 seven boy pat so yeah that's it that's what he does all right now this is gonna be weird for a 805 01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:14,680 shed because we're trying a new way of filming the dad's home podcast on the TVC and a part of 806 01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:19,640 that is gonna involve the videos that were bringing the table here it may be right over our faces I 807 01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:23,720 have no fucking idea I have no idea how this is gonna go so we're gonna be playing this all by ear 808 01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:29,640 as we do this so we'll give this a shot but what I am gonna say is either way Chuck Yeager got 809 01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:33,720 into an airplane that they thought was gonna just blow up it you know what's it at the sound 810 01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:38,680 bear he did it right right thank you so maybe this is where I figure this all out I don't know we'll 811 01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:43,080 see but this is where we're gonna look at some of the worst parents that are gonna be entered into 812 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:47,320 the worst parents of twenty twenty five competition that will have right here at that's home pockets 813 01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:53,480 something we do every year and in this particular case we've got some really good bad parents that 814 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:59,000 I think are even worse than the Macau and his contenders for sure all right so that said I want 815 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,600 to start off with something because near and dear to your heart you live in Texas this might 816 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:07,240 be a ring yep and more true maybe you've seen other parents like this I don't know but in this 817 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:11,720 particular case you've got a dad who's like hey you know my son needs to buck up a little bit so 818 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:17,720 I'm just gonna have climb on that steer that's why he's trying to sneak up on that steer over there 819 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:24,920 and jump on his back I told him I gave him twenty dollars that's my seat twenty dollars jump on 820 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:28,360 this here and as you're looking here it's just walking it to quietly jumps on this 821 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:37,320 again you only see the watch the parent stops the video at the probably not this is most critical 822 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:46,200 but also dangerous point in this where there he goes being thrown off of and listen to the concern 823 01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:58,520 in this dad's voice at the end he's laughing his son gets thrown I can't be I mean that kid is 824 01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:05,560 got to be maybe five years old right no not even five years little four three 825 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:14,680 yeah dad just something to think about there I look I appreciate the desire to make your child 826 01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:22,760 a man is the case may be here but that's that's a little too much a little too over the top now 827 01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:30,440 is it as bad as a parent who take this fork and put it in the electric outlet is it is bad I told you 828 01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:37,160 about how lucky ruined our computer we had the no we had an iMac that had a charging cable was 829 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:41,880 charging charge the phones and she decided when she was a toddler well that should be plugged into a wall 830 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:49,080 so she took it of course so I got up the next morning yeah I was getting ready to go do my work on 831 01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:53,480 the computer and the won't turn on just a black screen look around behind me can't get the power 832 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:58,600 turned on look behind the computer and I see where that cord was right at the power strip to be plugged 833 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:07,480 in you see the blacks and go up the length of the white cord yeah she got me she tried to be helpful 834 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,760 she she was trying she thought it should be something should be plugged into it not that it should 835 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:16,200 be plugged into something but something should be plugged in it not nearly as bad as when you're not 836 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:21,000 paying attention at all to your child now there's a couple of different case here this one I think 837 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:25,400 is worse because of what this individual is doing instead of paying attention to their child 838 01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:31,560 we all have seen how technology makes our lives much more difficult these days to be parents and 839 01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:35,960 it's oftentimes you know our kids that are on the technology or that that opens up a whole world 840 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:41,160 for them that we know is dangerous and don't want to be a part of or in this case mom's not paying 841 01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:44,760 attention at all to the children because she's way too worried about her social media account 842 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:54,200 you'll see the moving traffic and you'll see this toddler walking off towards the traffic and 843 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:59,000 looks she's going nuts no honey oh oh god oh I better go right out there before the toddler gets hit 844 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:10,760 by a vehicle now the child didn't get hurt and was warned by another child the mother did make 845 01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:19,000 her father but she was just doing her dance making a little dance the kids walking off towards 846 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:23,800 traffic this kid comes over mommy got stopped look she's about to walk in a traffic she's like no no 847 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:29,640 ladies I'm doing I'm filming here look how good I am with this dance honey look at how good mommy is 848 01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:36,280 mommy can dance wait what she's going where all got oh dear those cars that are coming right by 849 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:42,440 there yeah those are moving vehicles right there okay good all right I got save her thank you for 850 01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:48,760 letting her see so hard to watch this right so that's that's just one of the bad parents so that's bad 851 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:53,640 right that's bad you're distracted in this case she was self-destracted because she was worried about her 852 01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:57,800 video that she was shooting yeah I think I think the video like shooting the video 853 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:04,120 social tiktokie whatever the house she's doing right being more important than 854 01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:11,240 caring for her kids that she yeah she's an auto auto admit I mean there's one thing we learned about 855 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:17,160 the current cover your only fans video with your family uh the same business and the 856 01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:20,920 kids rounding in the pool is that you know you were busy doing something else when you should have 857 01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:26,280 been concerned about your kids in this case this one now comes and I'm gonna I I'll let you decide 858 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:33,800 I think I give this woman a little bit more leeway um because she's um she's doing something 859 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:40,360 at the house frankly for the child but she's not watching the child as we'll see in this video watch 860 01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:46,680 behind her as she's doing something see that there's a child over here that's about to go down the 861 01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:55,160 stairs and well good and it goes down all mighty and she that's her following the child down the 862 01:09:55,160 --> 01:10:05,800 stairs that's how the hell though too like oh I it looks like she's cleaning up she was doing some sort 863 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:10,680 this is all from a like a ring cam in the house and she's doing sort of cleaning up after I don't 864 01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:17,480 know a christmasy type of wrapping present party and stuff and stuff like that and she's like I'm 865 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:21,800 just picking this up got plenty of time she doesn't realize the the little toddler that's crawling 866 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:27,320 hands and knees right there uh and he's looking at her sees it she's cleaning up she's taking her 867 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:32,440 time she got a lot of stuff to clean up of your glue guns and ribbons and cotton and stuff and 868 01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:39,320 right over to the left is the doorway it's like a uh split level house stairs that go right down 869 01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:44,840 the front and she's not watching as he starts crawling over in his diapers and then 870 01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:52,520 fuck and he goes she hears the thud at the bottom step by the way and that's when she goes 871 01:10:52,520 --> 01:11:05,880 I mean she I tend to think she got a little of what she deserved yes I mean here's the thing 872 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:13,480 about that video the physical comedy in that alone is like is is just I mean it pays it stuff 873 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:17,560 off it pays the dividends right because if she's legend there if she hadn't if she'd just walked 874 01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:22,760 down the or even jumped down the steps to you know it'd been fine nothing still give me the 875 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:28,840 fact that she yeah she eats shit on the way down the stairs and here's the best part I think of 876 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:32,920 the whole video I don't know if you noticed the surre-nai yeah but there's a little baby gate 877 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:39,400 yes that yeah it's really is separate good like in front of the stairway it's right here sitting 878 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:43,560 up against the wall and there's like there's a couple of toys in a box there like she was doing 879 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:48,840 something like wrapping yeah baby gate like okay put the baby gate up right like it should be 880 01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:54,520 right there mom it's right there like you maybe you just got this kid up from its nap I don't know 881 01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:59,400 but shouldn't the first thing because you got steps there baby gate is put the baby gate because 882 01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:04,360 especially if you know your kid is mobile and moving around I mean right you know the 883 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:13,160 so the kid goes down and then mom goes down but here's the best part you ready listen for the 884 01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:23,480 thud listen for the thud okay go I mean okay shit my kid went down the stairs right 885 01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:30,680 reacts like I mean like most bears should react like shit my kid just went down and then she wipes out 886 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:39,080 the shoe wipes out she takes the box the presents and the baby gate with her down the stairs yes 887 01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:45,800 like all this shit piling on her head it's the floor probably on top of the child as well 888 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:54,760 all right so I mean a terrible parenting yeah like comedy gold comedy gold and and Martin 889 01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:59,080 short couldn't have done it better himself what where you couldn't you really know I mean he would 890 01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:06,440 have broken hip yeah and I was also true that is also true we have to take one of these parents out of 891 01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:12,280 the mix one of them will not be put into well technically we should just put one in and and 892 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:18,200 to get left off to the side when you're thinking about this Chad think out loud with me here which one 893 01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:26,280 of those three between the go climb on the steer the dancing in front of traffic or Christmas 894 01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:32,520 presents down the stairs which one of those three do you think should be entered into the worst 895 01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:37,320 parent of twenty twenty five category because here's the thing that I'll say if I'm just trying to make a 896 01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:44,760 case the mom who was doing the dancing uh granite she was more focused on herself uh then the kid sure 897 01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:50,600 she was able to save the kids so that's a good thing but the dad who paid the toddler to go climb 898 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:56,840 onto the back of a steer that then got bucked from the steer that's just an asshole move I don't care 899 01:13:56,840 --> 01:14:01,400 who you are like if he had done that for teenager you the teenagers would be like no fuck you dad I'm 900 01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:09,240 not doing that you're saying there's no way clearly of the three that you have shared with us to enter 901 01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:17,960 yeah yeah yeah yeah he's on the cow right he he enters before the other got to right he's got to 902 01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:24,040 because he's intentionally an asshole here he's intentionally doing something that he knows is a very 903 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:30,280 high risk of hurting his child a child that is not big enough to I think take a Christopher Reeve 904 01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:35,560 fall off the back of a fucking steer because you're paying twenty bucks to man up you know what I mean 905 01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:42,840 right right and the fact of the video ends right before we find out what happens but he's launched 906 01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:49,320 he's clearly launched there's no he doesn't go sliding down the back of the tail on the cow he gets 907 01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:55,560 launched from here as he's about to step on he climbs over the cows trying to get up and then all of 908 01:14:55,560 --> 01:15:04,280 a sudden boom he's in the air that last see he's got a flip he's got a flip I mean at least his 909 01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:09,320 the wind is knocked out of that kid yeah look at here we go again one more time for the funsies 910 01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:20,200 boom oh you can see yeah he's right there yeah it's like okay the cow is gonna buck and throw him another 911 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:26,120 15 or 20 feet so for me that one that kid has going for him though is he's a kid right most of his 912 01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:32,840 body is cartilage right he's he doesn't have bones per se at this point so if he's gonna break some 913 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:37,400 stuff it's gonna be cartilage let's be honest and that doesn't hurt his bad as breaking bones if 914 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:41,880 there's a time for you to take if there's a time for you to take a Christopher Eve kind of dive this 915 01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:45,960 would be the time to do it right when you're three right we're a little bit better I mean I've 916 01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:50,680 developed mental stuff sure I mean the you also because of that you also don't have a fully 917 01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:56,360 developed skull which could lead to a brain injury of some kind but also also a problem you've got 918 01:15:56,360 --> 01:16:01,080 years to deal you got learned years to learn how to deal with something like that well and it's 919 01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:07,000 very possible that the father based on his judgment here was also put into the same situation 920 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:12,760 cracked his skull when he was three which is why his decision making is poor does sound does sound 921 01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:17,320 like that so we can agree that the steer dad is the one that you're dead and your head goes he 922 01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:24,440 works on yeah for more parent of 2025 contest okay my god parents could you guys suck all in all of 923 01:16:24,440 --> 01:16:29,640 them like I look the fact that she tumbled down the stairs made it worthwhile like okay she she got 924 01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:35,560 as good as she gave but the steer yeah that's the dude I know I'm no I'm actually hurting your child 925 01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:43,800 yeah like neglect like we all drop our guard I mean I lost my kid at some point in time I what 926 01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:50,520 we they're here in Austin there's a trail of lights you know where you can walk through all these 927 01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:55,960 lights and christmas lights and stuff we called it the trail of tears obviously because we had kids 928 01:16:55,960 --> 01:17:01,720 and it sucked to go with them in you know 20 minutes in there were they were done yeah and crying 929 01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:07,480 and but but at that trail of tears we lost a kid for I don't know five minutes or so like it was just 930 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:13,720 big giant group of people the churn you got one kid over here the kid over here takes off so it 931 01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:18,280 happens it happens it does intentionally hurting your kid intentionally you're in you're in 932 01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:24,280 you're on the list and I'm paying him 20 bucks for what could be future brain damage 20 and 20 933 01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:32,760 bucks come on dad 20 bucks buck up dude pay 200 well that's we'll leave that with you for a very 934 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:39,560 merry christmas and happy what'll be 2025 is we start to decide who the worst parent of 20 25 is 935 01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:45,160 that's gonna be on the way here shortly so for mr. Chad and myself a very merry christmas to 936 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:51,240 everybody very happy new year to everybody and I will catch you guys in 2025 for the dad's home podcast 937 01:17:52,120 --> 01:18:08,280 see ya my sweet baby keep up my soul I know sometimes I'm out of control yorey only reason I keep on coming 938 01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:18,200 yore the only reason I keep on coming yeah yore the only reason I keep on coming on 939 01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:28,200 [MUSIC] 940 01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:29,220 Ow. 941 01:18:29,220 --> 01:18:31,900 (audience laughing)