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Boob Cake and 3 questions to warm up your brain · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I told you the story of uh growing up in Buffalo and uh Barb Brown who lived a couple street uh a couple doors down.
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  SPEAKER_01: My mom and Barb became pretty close.
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  SPEAKER_01: They were, you know, like coffee in the morning buddies and all that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Cute.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh big age gap and all that stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: Barb You said Barb was younger than your mom.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Barb was younger at least by 20 years, maybe 30 years, to be honest with you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I think, let's see, my mom around this time would have been in her 40s.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think Barb would have been like well, maybe it wasn't that huge.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was enough of a of an age gap that you're like, oh, you're not just hanging out with one of your girls, like this is one of your golden girls.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, my mom wasn't a gold, it was a difference.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's go at least 20 years.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's just so funny because when you're younger, you really don't get age because everybody seems older, you know?
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  SPEAKER_00: And then as you're as an adult, you're like, oh, now I understand.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, and it's gotta be about 20 years.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I told you how, you know, she had a wild, uh, a little bit of a wild spirit.
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  SPEAKER_00: And um Barb sounds like a wild name.
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  SPEAKER_01: Barb, well, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: But at the time, you know, and uh I she got me a boob cake for my 16th birthday in Babs.
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  SPEAKER_01: You were a little little little shocked at this.
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  SPEAKER_01: You were like, 16?
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  SPEAKER_01: Keep in mind, it was 1987.
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  SPEAKER_01: We were all older in the 80s than we really were.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so when I was 16 in the in the in the in uh 1987, but the reality to it is somehow in the 80s, even everybody looked older than they were.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
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  SPEAKER_01: So we I was more like 26 in 87 instead of 16.
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  SPEAKER_00: Every 20-some-year-old in any 80s sitcom looks like they're 45.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's wild to look.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, then we go over to 3504 and they say, I remember my brother getting a boob cake.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think he was uh 16 too.
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  SPEAKER_01: It must have been a rite of passage for for boys in a brief moment.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just cannot imagine my brother receiving a boob cake from a neighbor.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, let me tell you.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm thinking in my head.
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  SPEAKER_01: I do believe I remember that we had to consume the boobs prior to my father getting home, who was not as wild and free of a spirit as my mother was.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you had Betty and Barb, which does sound like we're casting for the Golden Girls phase two, but you had Betty and Barb, who were, you know, they they had a good sense of humor and a little wild streak.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then you had my father, who was pretty straight down the line.
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  SPEAKER_00: But two boobs are really, it's gonna be a long time to get through two boobs.
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  SPEAKER_01: It wasn't a huge cake.
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  SPEAKER_01: It wasn't, I mean, it wasn't.
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  SPEAKER_00: What you have to do is, and in order for Lee to at least get a piece, is that you have to eat like kind of around it.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you got you have to eat the nipple first.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which I believe was a cherry.
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  SPEAKER_01: I believe it was a cherry cut in the half.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Barb Brown, you wild minks.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think it was a cherry cut in half.
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  SPEAKER_00: I really do.
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  SPEAKER_01: One for each boob.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then you have to cut down the sides, and then you cut over the top.
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  SPEAKER_00: So that would be- You're really analyzing this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know how we dug into it.
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  SPEAKER_00: By the time Lee gets home, it's just two squares.
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  SPEAKER_00: And he's gonna be like, What's the two squares?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'll take the vanilla, I guess.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, right, right, right, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait.
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  SPEAKER_00: One final question about the boob cake.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, this is come on, this is a long time ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to it was just funny seeing this thing sitting on the kitchen table.
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  SPEAKER_00: Was one boob chocolate, one boob vanilla?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't remember.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, come on, it was 1987.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just curious.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't I don't remember.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just think that Lee should have gotten a slice, but he just didn't know what he was eating.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty sure he got something, but uh mortified.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what he got.
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  SPEAKER_00: But no, because you guys covered it up first.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh uh.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I just seem to remember that being like not able to just be in all its glory on the table when my dad got it home.
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  SPEAKER_00: He was uh He didn't get a cherry.
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  SPEAKER_00: He was a touch strength.
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  SPEAKER_00: He he lost on this.
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  SPEAKER_00: One thing if you've been listening to the Knot for Air podcast, is and this is Scott and I's podcast uh after the show, about a half hour, 40 minutes that we dive into other stuff.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, you have been doing this like kind of warmer upper thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I want to keep the you know, Allie's brain going here.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm gonna warm you up here with these It's always an adventure too with her.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know nothing about the solar system.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's what we've walked away with.
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  SPEAKER_00: Every stinking time.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna give you three warmer Unless it has a song attached to it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then you remember everything with it.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, that's not true.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you listen to the podcast, you notice that I messed it up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's right, you did.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, no, I really don't know anything about the solar system.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm gonna give you three warmer-up questions for the morning, okay?
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: And everyone, you can answer these, you can answer them on a text.
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  SPEAKER_01: But these aren't necessarily trivia questions.
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  SPEAKER_01: These are okay, be ready.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just warmer-up or questions.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gotcha.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, go.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're backing out of a parking space.
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  SPEAKER_00: Barely bump another car.
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  SPEAKER_00: No one saw it, and it barely left a mark.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you leave a note or just keep driving?
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  SPEAKER_00: Keep driving.
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  SPEAKER_01: I hate to say it, but probably, but the right thing to do, because I just talked to last night, Coach Melissa for Lydia's team was telling us her brand new, brand new expedition.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Somebody with white paint ripped up the side of her car.
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  SPEAKER_01: Didn't even know it.
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  SPEAKER_01: She didn't even know it until they were washing the car.
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  SPEAKER_01: Her husband goes, What's this all about?
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  SPEAKER_01: Which is such the classic husband line.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh, and I mean, she's like, I was just so and no note.
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  SPEAKER_01: And that was actually a topic discussion last night for a minute before the kids started playing, was like there was no note.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it's like, technically, I think you're supposed to leave a note.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And with this, I've already gotten out of the car to inspect it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have to leave a note.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me tell you what Lee would do, my father.
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  SPEAKER_01: He'd leave a note.
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  SPEAKER_01: You and I driving off.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then we have you're out at the bar on a Friday night.
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  SPEAKER_00: You spot the boss's 18-year-old son getting hammered.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you say anything to the boss?
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  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: It depends.
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  SPEAKER_01: We've had relationships with bosses at different levels over the years.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you're real tight with the boss, then you can say something.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can be like, whoa, did you know that?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, you don't think Brent was getting hammered.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't even say, Did you know?
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  SPEAKER_01: You come at it like this, you go, how was Brent on Sunday?
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  SPEAKER_01: Was he moving a little slow?
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  SPEAKER_01: And then that opens the door, you know, because the boss might be like, And that's a two-day hangover since you saw him on Friday.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Be like, oh yeah, that was rough, you know, whatever the case may be.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because here's the thing I would say, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: I would honestly do something really smart.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, if it looked like he was getting anywhere near a car or anything like that, I would either notify the parents or I'd go up to him and be like, dude, you come with me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, because and this is now this is getting a little slightly s more serious.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because he's 18, he's underage.
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  SPEAKER_01: Number one, number two, see, it's not my place to discipline him, but I don't I don't want him getting hurt.
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  SPEAKER_00: This right, and it's this could be the beginning of a problem.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, that's I know I know somebody in this almost exact same situation, and at a at a young age, it's becoming a problem.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm just saying though, it's like I'm not gonna reprimand you, I'm not gonna lecture you, but I'm not gonna let you get hurt.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, exactly, because I think that you would want to be told.
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  SPEAKER_01: All that's stemming from do you tell the boss.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Like if it was your kids, wouldn't you want to be told?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're on a long road trip, and nobody wants to be the bad guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: But you know what, Scott?
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  SPEAKER_00: Be the hero.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, you're on a long road trip.
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  SPEAKER_00: You stop at a gas station for a number two.
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  SPEAKER_00: You clogged the toilet.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you tell them on the way out or just leave?
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  SPEAKER_01: Hell no, out the door.
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  SPEAKER_01: See ya!