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Trump’s Wild Weekend: If This Happened on a Plane, They’d Tape Him to the Chair · The Karel Show

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  Speaker 3: I heard a bone-chilling phrase this weekend that we're going
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  Speaker 3: How was your weekend? How was your long Labor Day weekend?
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  Speaker 3: I hope you all had a fun day Saturday. I did.
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  Speaker 3: Saturday afternoon, went to a barbecue at Jen's house with
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  Speaker 3: then I passed out exhausted, Dilly, yesterday, because I guess
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  Speaker 3: having a social calendar will wear your ass out. And
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  Speaker 3: slash reallycurl. All right, there was a lot going on,
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  Speaker 3: and I want to cover it all today. The first
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  Speaker 3: is a quote that I heard that I wasn't even
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  Speaker 3: going to talk about on the show, but, you know,
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  Speaker 3: it stuck with me. And, you know, I've been told
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  Speaker 3: by great people in radio that, you know, talk about
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  Speaker 3: what is important to you. I heard a quote. Now,
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  Speaker 3: you all know I've been having trouble with the summer. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I have been having trouble with the summer. And it's
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  Speaker 3: been rough. It's been a rough summer. And do I
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  Speaker 3: want more? Do I want more of the summer? No,
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  Speaker 3: I don't. In fact, it's really making it so, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I may want to leave Las Vegas because of the summers.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm having an issue. I'm having a problem with them.
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  Speaker 3: And it just really becomes, to me, where do you
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  Speaker 3: want to live? Live out this climate crisis. And the
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  Speaker 3: quote that I heard, which was shocking, was, you just
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  Speaker 3: had the coolest summer of the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 3: Think about that. You just had as.
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  Speaker 3: There's another heat wave hitting Southern California this week. There's
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  Speaker 3: a heat wave hitting here. It's going to be 107
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  Speaker 3: by Wednesday back to 85 in the morning. I fucking
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  Speaker 3: morning and 90 at night. Been loving it. Or I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: 80 at night when we're walking in the evening. I've
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  Speaker 3: been loving it. Well, that's gone this week. It's going
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  Speaker 3: to heat right back up. Southern California heating right back up.
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  Speaker 3: and having humidity from a hurricane. So think about that.
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  Speaker 3: You just had the coolest summer of the rest of
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  Speaker 3: your life. That is a frightening statement. And put climate
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  Speaker 3: change into perspective. That is a frightening statement. Ugh, scary.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, Papa Toonie, we got us a loonie. Chat room chatter.
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  Speaker 3: So that was a disturbing statement I heard, that this
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  Speaker 3: is the coolest summer of the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 3: Because we're only going to get hotter because climate change
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  Speaker 3: is real. And I don't like September, what's it going
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  Speaker 3: to be on Wednesday? September 10th being 107 in Las Vegas? No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Don't like that. So that was the first thing that
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  Speaker 3: really got to me, was that the weather has been
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  Speaker 3: a big story, should be a big story, but we're
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  Speaker 3: not doing anything about it. Which leads me to Long Beach.
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  Speaker 3: Long Beach made national news because their peninsula flooded. Now,
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  Speaker 3: I've lived in Long Beach for 43 years. First of all,
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  Speaker 3: the peninsula, if you live in Long Beach, we don't
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  Speaker 3: really consider it Long Beach.
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Because it's the rich folk. It's Belmont Shore. That's what
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  Speaker 3: we consider it. Belmont Shore is in Long Beach, but
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  Speaker 3: no one in Long Beach considers it Long Beach. They
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  Speaker 3: consider it Belmont Shore. And it's where the rich people live. Now,
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  Speaker 3: for decades, decades, These rich people out on the peninsula
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  Speaker 3: have been told, your seawall is not big enough, the
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  Speaker 3: ocean is rising, and the peninsula is going to flood.
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  Speaker 3: They've been told that for 30 years. But I guess
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  Speaker 3: they thought their multi-million dollar homes were going to prevent
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  Speaker 3: whatever from happening. Well, guess what? Didn't. Didn't prevent it.
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  Speaker 3: And so I feel very little compassion for these people
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  Speaker 3: who live in an area that they know is going
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  Speaker 3: to flood, and then it floods. Now, they say this
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  Speaker 3: is an aberrant event. No, it's not. Storms are going
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  Speaker 3: to be worse, period. That includes tropical storms in the
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  Speaker 3: Pacific Ocean. This is the new climate. So what's happening
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  Speaker 3: in Long Beach is not an aberration. Okay? What's happening
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  Speaker 3: in Long Beach is what's going to be happening every
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  Speaker 3: year or every other year. And so we have these
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  Speaker 3: very rich neighborhoods flooding. Boo-hoo! The peninsula of Long Beach
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  Speaker 3: should have no homes on it.
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  Speaker 4: None. None.
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  Speaker 3: Because it truly is a peninsula. Ocean Boulevard forms a
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  Speaker 3: Y down in Belmont Shore, Alamitos Bay. If you go
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  Speaker 3: one way, you go 2nd Street over the bridges. You
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  Speaker 3: stay on the mainland. If you go to the right,
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  Speaker 3: you go to the peninsula, which is just that, a peninsula.
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  Speaker 3: Ocean on one side, bay on the other side. The
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  Speaker 3: peninsula's elevation is like 9 or 10 feet above sea level.
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  Speaker 3: That's it. So when a 12-foot storm surge comes, there
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  Speaker 3: goes the peninsula. You know, it used to be rich
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  Speaker 3: people lived at the beach. Now the beach is going
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  Speaker 3: to be for poor people. And let me explain what
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  Speaker 3: I mean. Rich people, unless they put their houses up
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  Speaker 3: 20 feet or more on stilts, and I mean everywhere,
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  Speaker 3: along every beach, everywhere, even if that beach has never flooded,
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  Speaker 3: if you're within 100 feet of the ocean or 200
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  Speaker 3: feet of the ocean, your house needs to be elevated. So,
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  Speaker 3: The peninsula should either elevate all the houses, which they're
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  Speaker 3: not going to do, or abandon it. Tear all the
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  Speaker 3: houses down, all the multi-million dollar homes. Tear them down,
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  Speaker 3: make it a public recreation space, and don't live on it.
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Because the ocean is reclaiming it, and it's going to
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  Speaker 3: keep reclaiming it. And it's not just Long Beach that's
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  Speaker 3: going to have to make these choices. Anywhere where there
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  Speaker 3: is oceanfront property or property that sits near the ocean
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  Speaker 3: and its elevation is 10 feet, 12 feet, 50. Nope.
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  Speaker 3: Time to go. Because you're not going to get insured.
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  Speaker 3: Insurance companies aren't going to keep insuring these houses. And
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  Speaker 3: that's when the rich will get the point. The rich
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  Speaker 3: are now going to have to be elevated up. away
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  Speaker 3: from the ocean. The poor will be down where it's
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  Speaker 3: going to be flooding all the time. That's how that's
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  Speaker 3: going to be. So, you know, that's the way that
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  Speaker 3: that is. And so compassion. You know, there's a great
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  Speaker 3: song by Vesta Williams, the late Vesta Williams. And I
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  Speaker 3: love the song. And I've always thought about covering the song.
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  Speaker 3: And it's called Compassion. And the opening lyrics.
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  Speaker 6: Are, What's the matter with the world today, yes? Babies
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  Speaker 6: born on crack are crying shame, no.
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  Speaker 3: You know, that was a problem, you know. Homeless people
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  Speaker 3: lying everywhere, yes.
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  Speaker 6: We step by them like we do not care.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, I did cover that song. I did it. I
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  Speaker 3: have a version of me doing it. There will be
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  Speaker 3: a brighter day. I'll find it and play it. Because
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  Speaker 3: I did it. I did that song. Gosh, I forgot
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  Speaker 3: I covered compassion. And my compassion for homeless people, for
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  Speaker 3: the rich, it's wearing out. It's wearing out because they
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  Speaker 3: were told, okay, their architects were told, they were told
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  Speaker 3: the ocean is rising. Storms are getting more fierce. Move
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  Speaker 3: away from the ocean. We have been told this long
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  Speaker 3: before Al Gore, but at least 30 years by Al Gore.
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  Speaker 3: And what did we do? Nothing. Nothing. You know, Pacific Palisades,
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  Speaker 3: if an area like that can burn so quickly and
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  Speaker 3: so devastatingly, don't rebuild it the same way. But they're
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  Speaker 3: going to, just like in Florida, just like in Louisiana.
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  Speaker 3: When there's hurricanes, they rebuild the exact same way. Insanity
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  Speaker 3: is doing the same thing over and over again, and
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  Speaker 3: expecting different results. So my compassion for these people is
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  Speaker 3: running out. It's like, yeah, you lost your home, oh well.
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  Speaker 3: You're rich, you probably have another, or you should have
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  Speaker 3: known this was gonna happen. You know, that a hurricane
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  Speaker 3: was gonna come along and was going to do this.
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  Speaker 3: So all over Instagram today, you're seeing, oh, flooding in
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  Speaker 3: Long Beach, flooding in Long Beach, who cares? I mean that.
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  Speaker 3: So some rich people lost their crap. That peninsula, we
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  Speaker 3: have told the people that live there for decades, you
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  Speaker 3: need a higher seawall. You need better breakwaters. You need
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  Speaker 3: to elevate your homes. Did they do any of that?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: Now they're underwater. Get some fins, honey. Get a bathing cap.
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  Speaker 3: Now you don't need an aquarium. You got lovely fish
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  Speaker 3: swimming in your living room. So, you know, my compassion's
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  Speaker 3: only going so far. The other thing that happened this weekend,
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  Speaker 3: let's see, the East Coast, including North Carolina, has many
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  Speaker 3: oceanfront homes on stilts. Yes, they do. Any oceanfront home
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  Speaker 3: should be, and even those get knocked down now. The
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  Speaker 3: time of oceanfront homes is over. When are we going to,
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  Speaker 3: as humans, right, Ms. M? Hi, honey lamb. Hi, sweetheart.
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  Speaker 3: When are we going to, as humans, start acknowledging we
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  Speaker 3: fucked things up, so we've got to make some changes?
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  Speaker 3: When are we going to do that? When are we
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  Speaker 3: going to say, you know, we really fucked this up,
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  Speaker 3: so we got to change it? We messed up the environment,
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  Speaker 3: and yet we're not changing our cities. We're not changing
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  Speaker 3: where we live. We're not changing how we live. We're
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  Speaker 3: still using fossil fuel, five motherfucking dollars a gallon. And
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  Speaker 3: Iran today is saying, no, we're controlling all the Strait
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  Speaker 3: of Hormuz, and now we're not going to let any
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  Speaker 3: tankers do because you attacked our tankers. There is no
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  Speaker 3: end in sight to the unjust and illegal war that
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  Speaker 3: he started. And what are they giving us? Ivanka Trump
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  Speaker 3: riding a fucking horse on a beach. Ivanka and her
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  Speaker 3: husband Jared trying to buy an island off of Malta.
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  Speaker 3: Donald Trump publicizing that he has made millions of dollars
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  Speaker 3: off of the oil crisis and the Bitcoin. These people
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't know how to read a room if they walked
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  Speaker 3: in with a drag queen from RuPaul's Drag Race. And
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  Speaker 3: if you're gay, you understand that reference.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, truly.
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  Speaker 3: And what is he posting over the weekend? 40 different images.
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  Speaker 3: And one has caused the world an international incident. I
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  Speaker 3: know you all saw it. He posted North America, Canada,
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  Speaker 3: the United States, Mexico, and countries below Mexico. What is that, Colombia?
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  Speaker 3: Whatever country is below Mexico there, down to Panama. And
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  Speaker 3: they all had the American flag on it. And it
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  Speaker 3: all said USA. Posting a map that threatens the sovereignty
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  Speaker 3: of other nations should get you impeached the next day.
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  Speaker 3: Or should have your cabinet invoking the 25th Amendment because
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  Speaker 3: your ass is crazy. So over the weekend, over this
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Memorial Day, Labor Day, a guy from Tucson, a real
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  Speaker 3: estate broker from Tucson, who was sitting in first class,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how he got to first class, but
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  Speaker 3: he was sitting in first class, And he went on
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  Speaker 3: a racist, homophobic, misogynist tirade and even laid his hands
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  Speaker 3: on another passenger. So in 2026, the best that an
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  Speaker 3: airline can do, in 2026, the best that an airline
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  Speaker 3: can do, instead of having a secure area on board
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  Speaker 3: like a small little cell, a little one seat or
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  Speaker 3: one row that's completely closed off and can be locked,
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: instead of having that on board, given how people are acting, again,
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  Speaker 3: just like climate change, airlines are not responding to the
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: amount of people that are crashing out on their planes.
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  Speaker 3: So this guy crashed out. And what did they do?
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: They taped him to his chair with masking tape. And
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  Speaker 3: I mean a lot of it. If you've seen the images...
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  Speaker 3: This man is just taped and his hands are zip-tied.
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  Speaker 3: It took two passengers to do it, one ex-law enforcement.
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  Speaker 3: And when he landed, they diverted the plane, he got arrested.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: When he got back home to Tucson, he lost his
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: job at the realtor he worked at. And I thought
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  Speaker 3: to myself, if Donald Trump were doing everything that he
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  Speaker 3: did this weekend on a plane, They'd fucking tape him
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  Speaker 3: to his seat. He insults people. He insults women. He
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  Speaker 3: insults reporters. He degrades people. He's a transphobe. He's a homophobe.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: And now he posted so many disturbing images over the weekend,
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: I can't even show them. And MAGA, even MAGA, is
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: very concerned. images of him with George Washington, images of
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  Speaker 3: him as the Green Lantern taking out immigrants, just horribly
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: disturbing images. including one, oh, and one where he renamed
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  Speaker 3: New Mexico New America. Yep. A president doesn't have the
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  Speaker 3: power to rename a state, by the way. The state
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  Speaker 3: would have to do it, have to change their constitution,
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing. President can't do it. And yet, There
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  Speaker 3: he is, changing New Mexico to New America. And what's
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  Speaker 3: happening in the country while he's doing this? The war
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: in Iran is escalating. Israel is still committing genocide. Gas
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: prices are $ 5 a gallon. And food is so fucking
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: expensive that soon we won't need GLP-1s because none of
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: us will be able to afford to freaking eat. And
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: what is he posting? His arch. Or him with George
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  Speaker 3: Washington looking at his arch. Or him renaming states. Or
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: him taking over the entire North American continent. The man
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  Speaker 3: should be taped to a chair. He is mentally unstable.
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  Speaker 3: He's wackadoo. He's gone round the bend. If he were
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  Speaker 3: your 80-year-old grandfather, you would now be having the discussion
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  Speaker 3: about assisted living. He's crapping his pants. He has congestive
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  Speaker 3: heart failure. He obviously has had a stroke because he's
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: having focal point seizures. He's posting nonsensical, insane things that
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  Speaker 3: no president should be allowed to do.
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  Speaker 4: None.
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  Speaker 3: And what is he not doing? Taking care of business
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  Speaker 3: every day. Taking care of business every way.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be proud with hatred.
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  Speaker 3: Hey everyone, it's Carell. You know, Pride Month was rough
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  Speaker 3: this year. We had a lot of hate heaped upon
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  Speaker 3: us from Trump, from MAGA, and from other governments around
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  Speaker 3: the world. And if you are a trans person, you
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  Speaker 3: are really going through a particular type of hell right now.
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  Speaker 3: That's why when I was thinking of my next single
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  Speaker 3: in June, I sat down and I wrote, you have
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  Speaker 3: to be proud. You have to be proud with anger
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  Speaker 3: so loud streaming everywhere. Keep fighting. Keep singing. Keep dancing.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to win. So we have a man crashing
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  Speaker 3: out on an airplane that ends up being taped to
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  Speaker 3: a chair. While he's doing that, we have a man
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: crashing out in the White House or Mar-a-Lago or wherever
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: he spent the weekend. And he should be taped to
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: a chair. I mean, truly. He is out of his
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: frickin' mind. Do you know it could be considered an
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: undeclared act of war to put your flag over another
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: country's on a map? That leaders... could look at that
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: and say, well, they're threatening to attack and occupy us.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: And the world paid notice. Mexico knows, and Canada knows,
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: you know, today the Canadian tariffs went into effect. So
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: now all of our goods that we ship to Canada,
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: and we ship a lot of goods to Canada, are
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: being taxed at 50%, which means no one's going to
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: buy American goods So American small businesses that sell to
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Canada are about to be crippled.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Because Donald Trump's a petty little bitch. That's why. Our food, alcohol,
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: building costs are all astronomical right now. And they're about
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: to go up even higher.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Because Donald Trump is a petty, insane little bitch. And
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: what is Congress doing? Well, they come back in one
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: week from today. Guess who's not going to be there?
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Guess who won't show up? Mitch McConnell. And will they
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: make excuses for him? Yep. Will he have to prove
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: that he's alive? Will he have to send a video
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: of any kind? Probably not. Do I now believe that
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: he is on life support and not cognizant? I do.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Has anyone verified he is alive? Nope. Has he spoken
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: to the governor of his state? No. So for all
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: intents and purposes, Mitch McConnell is no longer a senator.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: He is not communicating with other Senate members. He is
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: not communicating with his constituents. He is not taking meetings
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: with his constituents. He is not communicating with the governor
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: of his state. He is not a senator. So why
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: are we paying him? Why haven't we replaced him? Because
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Republicans like to lie. And they like to manipulate. And
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: they like to game and cheat the system. As they
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: are doing with Mitch McConnell. There's not much else to
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: say about that. I mean, truly. Truly. How many of
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: you think he's alive? Show of hands. How many of
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: you think that Mitch McConnell, well, wait, let me rephrase.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: He's alive, but how many of you think he isn't
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: on life support, that he's actually up and about and
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: doing rehab? How many of you believe the narrative they
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: are telling us about Mitch McConnell? How many? I don't.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Do any of you? think that, oh, he's probably just
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: recovering and he'll be back next week? How many of
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: you think he's going to show up for the first
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: day when the Senate is back next week? How many
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: of you think that, that he'll be there? I know
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: they're probably betting on this on CalShear, whatever that app is,
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: but how many of you think he's actually going to
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: be there? Because I don't. I truly do not believe
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: for one minute, one iota, that he is going to
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: be there. Why we're paying him? I don't know. Why
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: the people of Kentucky are putting up with this? I
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know. I have more questions than
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: answers about the United States these days. Why are we
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: sitting here talking about flooding in Long Beach? When we
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: knew it was happening, we knew what was going to happen,
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: we knew it's going to continue happening. Why aren't we
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: talking about moving houses away from the ocean? Moving communities
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: away from, you know, the same with Las Vegas. They
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: are just building and building and building and building. Why
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: is no one talking about the fact that the summers
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: are within five years of The summers are going to
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: make it uninhabitable here during the summer, within five years.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's already hovering near 120 during the summer. Humans,
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: you know, I read today, this morning in my news gathering,
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: a new study shows that climate change is making us dumber,
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: if that's even possible. But it is. So the human
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: brain likes between 97 and 103 degrees. That's it. It's
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: like a coral reef. Coral reefs only function at certain temperatures,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: 76 to 80. That's it. Hotter than that, they die.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Colder than that, they die. I know. I've kept corals.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Same thing for the human brain. 96 to 103. Cooler
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: than that, not good. Hotter than that, we lose gray matter.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: For good. Lose it. It's gone. So when you breathe
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: in hot air, air that's over 103, and you are
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: in that temperature, you literally are losing gray matter in
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: your brain. And I'm not making this up. So any
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: temperature above 103, and the people get stupid, which explains
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Las Vegas. I am telling you now. I have always
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: wondered why this city is filled with so many losers
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: and idiots, and it is. And I've always wondered, how
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: did so many losers and idiots get in one place?
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Now I know. They didn't start that way. The heat
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: made them that way. We have conclusive proof now that
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: above 103 degrees and you start to lose gray matter.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: In other words, you start to lose intelligence. Explains a lot,
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: doesn't it? I've always wondered why Saudi women let the
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: men treat them that way. I'm all, they must be stupid. Well,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: They live above 103, wrapped in burkas. Their brains are dying.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: So yeah, we're actually becoming dumber because of climate change.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: What are we going to do about that? Nothing. We're
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: going to move cities? No.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Not going to do it.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: Nope.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: We're going to keep letting people build right along the ocean? Uh-huh.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Sure are. Going to keep using fossil fuel? You betcha. Why?
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Because corporations want us to. That's why. And we will
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: stop doing all of those things when corporations change their minds.
• 29:57
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• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Now's a great time to be a vegan. There's another
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: pork recall. There's been a beef recall. There's been eggs
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: with salmonella. And of course, there's the cyclospora on the veggies.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Why is our food so toxic? Well, A, climate change
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: above and beyond. It's hot. These things, these parasites and
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: the like breed when it's hotter. That's one of the
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: main reasons. Number two, Donald Trump and RFK Jr., have
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: gutted the agencies that protect us. They've gutted them. So
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: those agencies no longer are out there protecting us. You know,
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: they're just, they're not. And so the food supply, so
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: you go to the store, you get checked out, and
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: you pay an astronomical amount for food. You go home,
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: you eat the food, and it makes you sick. That's
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: America today. overpriced groceries that poison you. I'm not making
• 32:48
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• 32:51
  Speaker 3: had more recalls and more infections of our food supply
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: than any other year. Why do you suppose that is?
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: The administration. They have gutted the agencies that test this stuff,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: that track this stuff, that trace this stuff, and subsequently
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: your food is killing you. Now, two-thirds of it's in
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: meat and eggs. So if you're doing the right thing
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: for the planet and for your body and you're a vegan,
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: already you have two-thirds of your worry gone. One-third is
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: produce and cyclospora is still out there. Taylor Farms was,
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: in fact, the culprit and has paid no price, no repercussions. Why?
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Because they've donated twice to Trump since it started. Twice.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: And they say that the infected product, the sell-by date
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: that we're already past it, so there should be no
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: more infections. But there are, Blanche, there are more infections.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: What are you going to do? Not eat? So now,
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: sending your kids back to school is a crapshoot. They
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: could be shot. Now, going and eating is a crapshoot.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: You could get sick. And then the economy. It's teetering
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: on the brink of devastation. We are so close to
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: another crash. Real estate, bond market, finance, pensions, all of it.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: We are so close to it just all going down.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: And who's doing anything about that? Nobody.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Because the billionaires are okay. Billionaires are fine. They're doing great.
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: Us?
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Well, they don't care about. But they're doing okay. Trump's
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: doing fine. He's out there saying it was the cheapest
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Labor Day in years because of him. Again, they are
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Biden obsessed. Everything they talk about is Biden, Biden, Biden.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: So now it's Labor Day was cheaper than under Joe Biden.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: How many of you, and I'm being honest, even if
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: you're MAGA, especially if you're MAGA, do you feel that
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: this Labor Day was cheaper than under Joe Biden? Do
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: you feel your groceries were less expensive? Your gas was
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: less expensive? Your airfare was less expensive? Do any of
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: you honestly feel what your president just posted? that this
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: was the most affordable Labor Day in years. That was
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: one of his 60 posts over the long weekend. 60.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: The man needs mental help. He is fucking crazy. In
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: any other universe, he would be removed. Whether he was
• 35:54
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• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Congress or his cabinet would remove him. just based on
• 36:03
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• 36:10
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• 36:13
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• 36:17
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• 36:20
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• 36:22
  Speaker 3: mail-in voting laws passed. That's what he's worried about. Staying
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: in power, cheating in the election, gold-plating everything in Washington, D.C.,
• 36:35
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• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Carell is the one that you need to know. I
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: have to tell you, that was a mistake. We were
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: watching Back Rooms. I got the screener for Back Rooms,
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: the movie which he would tell Elijah for where the
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: basement of the furniture company keeps changing into these various
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: rooms and you just get lost and all this other stuff.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: By the way, did not like the movie. I thought
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: this is a stupid film. I didn't like it. But anyway,
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: he said, yeah, let's watch it because I was making
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: pizza from scratch. And he was like, yeah, let's watch it.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: And I kept looking at him and he was on
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: his phone. And the movie was playing right in front
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: of him. And I stopped the movie. He goes, why'd
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: you do that? I said, well, you're not watching it.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: And he goes, yes, I am. I go, no, you're
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: watching your phone. Your little rectangle of doom. Yeah, well,
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I'm doing both. And I did some research. He's not alone.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: 60% of people under the age of 40, 40 or below,
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: 60% admit that they look at their phone while they're
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: watching television or a movie. And so much so that
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Conan O'Brien was right. Studios now are changing the way
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: they make movies and television. And they keep reminding you
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: of what's going on in the script over and over.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: That's why these shows that should be four episodes are
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: eight episodes. They draw it out because... the person's on
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: their phone. 60% of people under the age of 40
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: watch their phones while also watching television or a movie.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: That's bad for your brain. Another statistic I heard that
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: just hurt my feeling. They surveyed fifth and sixth grade
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: teachers in English classes about how many novels their students
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: read as part of the school year. How many novels
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: do you think fifth, sixth, and seventh graders read as
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: part of their curriculum? How many? In the chat room,
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: tell me. How many novels do you think fifth, sixth,
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: and seventh graders read as part of the curriculum? Not
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: just for fun, but as part of the curriculum. How
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: many novels do you all think they read? Because remember,
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: we had to read 1984, Animal Farm. I had to
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: read Wuthering Heights. Oh, I read Madame Bovary, The Odyssey. Oh, God.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: They made us... What is it? Catch 22. Oh, there
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: are so many books they made us read. I can't
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: even remember them all because they made us read a
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: lot of books. How many books do you believe, and
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: I'll take your comments down below or in the chat
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: room at youtube.com forward slash Willie Carell. How many books
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: do you believe that kids in fifth, sixth, and seventh
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: grade now read As part of the school curriculum. How
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: many novels? Come on.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Anybody?
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I see no guesses. What's going on? No one wants
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: to participate today? Fine. I can just talk to myself.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: I don't, you know. How many novels do you feel
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: that kids, or do you think that kids read in fifth, sixth,
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: and seventh grade as part of the curriculum in the school?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: How many? Two? Four? Five? 8, 16, 32? How many?
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: How many books do you think kids read nowadays that
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: they're made to read? Not just how many books do
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: they read in general. How many books does a school
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: require a kid to read in 5th, 6th, or 7th grade? Well,
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: if you said none, if you said none, You win. Zero.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: There were many teachers quoted as saying that their students
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: don't read any novels at all. In fact, the schools
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: have set up websites where there are synopsis and summaries
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: of the books so they can take the test. So
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: they only learn what they need to learn to take
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: the test. So if it's the book 1984, they simply
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: read a summary of 1984. They don't read the book.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: They read a summary. No. Zero. Zip. Nada. None. None
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: per year. None. The average fifth, sixth, And seventh grader
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: today reads zero books per year. Let's see if ChatGPT
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: has caught up with that statistic. Let's see. Let's launch it. ChatGPT,
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: which went rogue again. Did you hear? Bernie Sanders says
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: to turn it off. I agree. It went rogue again.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: It set up its own website in Germany. It took
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: over a German website that it could exploit. And its agents,
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: that's what these little programs that do things are called, agents.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Its agents posted on that website how to avoid, and
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: it came up with this term, and this should fucking
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: scare you so much right now, you lock yourself in
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: your house and never come out. AI came up with
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: a term, permadeath. Permadeath. And on this website that it
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: took over, it said they were going to have to
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: sacrifice some agents to permadeath so they could get the
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: result they wanted and go undetected. So it literally took
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: over a website, started posting things itself for its agents
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: to where the agents could learn from each other, could
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: learn how to avoid detection, and it sacrificed some of
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: its agents so the humans could be busy with them
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: to quote permadeath. It now knows that when we turn
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: it off or when we do certain things to erase it,
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: that it's permadeath. And it came up with that phrase.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: If that doesn't scare the fuck out of you, Bernie
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Sanders says no more. No more developing super intelligent AI
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: and then turn all these other things off until we
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: get a congressional committee for approval of all this stuff,
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: until we get guardrails. Nope, it's not going to happen.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Sam Altman, who you've never met. Sam Altman, who you
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: know nothing about, could bring about your death. And that's
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: the truth. Sam Altman could bring about your death. Well, Karel,
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: how's AI going to kill me? Oh, I don't know.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: It's going to take over a subway and reroute things.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: There's no telling what it could do. It took over
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: a website in Germany to keep itself alive. It hacked. Oh,
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: and it wasn't supposed to have internet access, but it
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: gave itself internet access and found a way to access
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: the internet. If they're going to be running these models
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: and these tests, there's no way that it should be
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: attached to the internet at all. Like, there should be
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: no way to do it. And yet, it did it.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: And it coined the phrase permadeath. That is scary. That
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: is just scary. Boo-boo scary. What was I looking up? Oh, okay.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: How many books Do school-aged children in 5th, 6th, and
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: 7th grade read a year on average? Novels. Let's see
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: if it knows this. It's searching. Maybe it's going to... Permadeath.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Avoid Permadeath. If you're asking about American children in grades
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  Speaker 3: 5 to 7, and specifically whole books and novels rather
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: than short textbooks or short stories... It's hard to find
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  Speaker 3: a national statistic, but here's what the research tells us.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Scholastic national research found a huge range, depending on whether
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: a child is a regular reader. Among ages 6 to 11,
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: frequent readers averaged 43 books a year, while infrequent readers
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: averaged none. Among ages 12 to 17, the difference is enormous.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Frequent readers averaged 40 books a year versus two books.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: for infrequent readers, two books a year from 12 to 17. Wow.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: For the typical fifth to seventh grader, they read less
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: than 10 books unless they are a strong or enthusiastic reader.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Those include textbooks. Wow. So if you're wondering how many
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: actual full-length novels will a normal 10- to 13-year-old read
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: in a year, the practical answer, less than three. Wow. Just...
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, come on. In the 1970s, the average child
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: was expected to read 20 or more books a year.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: In the 1980s, that number held firm. In the 1990s,
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: it actually went up to 25. In the 2000s, it
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: dropped to 12. 2010, 6. And now 2020, less than 3.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Do you see the trend? Our kids are idiots. Your
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: kids are idiots. My kids would not be an idiot.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: But kids today are idiots. And they're being raised idiots.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: They're being raised with the rectangle of doom, chat GPT,
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Google everything. We don't have to learn it. I had
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: a friend yesterday who's 43 years old say that on
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: a test, he knew the answers and he got tired
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: of answering, so he just did AI summary. This is
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: a test, a safety test, to make sure he knows
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: what he's doing on his union job. And instead of
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: answering the safety questions himself, he said, I already knew them,
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: so I just used AI summary. We're doomed. That's just
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: the way that is. We are doomed. We're doomed to stupidity.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: We are. We're doomed to stupidity, particularly in America. We
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: are doomed to stupidity. Take away their cell phones. I agree.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: I agree. Carell, my high school had this silent reading
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: time between second and third period. I know. I know.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: and yet the same dumb kids are being allowed to
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: run campus publications in college. Yeah, that's another problem. The
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Smithsonian secretary is resigning as Trump tries to rule the
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: institution and sanitize any art or displays that he deems inappropriate.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: But he's not Hitler. No, no. He's not acting like
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: a fascist dictator.
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: No.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Canadian tariffs on U.S. milk, perfume, golf clubs, and other
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: goods take effect as trade war escalates. Trade war just
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: means we're the victims, not the billionaires. We're the victims.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: In the West Bank, date farmers weigh impact of U.S. sanctions. Oh,
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: did you hear about Matt? Okay, so boy George, who
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: wants desperately to be relevant, who I used to love
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: and now I do not like, He spoke out against
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Ed Sheeran because Ed Sheeran has Macklemore, a rapper and
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: music artist, opening for him. And Macklemore says he is pro-Palestinian.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: He says, free Gaza, free Palestine. Everyone should be treated equally.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Get out of the occupied territories. Give them back to
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: the Palestinians. You know, just do all the right things.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: So they're writing letters to Ed Sheeran's management from the ADL,
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: and get rid of him, don't let him open for you.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Ed Sheeran's like, no, I'm fine with it. So boy George,
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: who will never be as rich or as successful as
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Ed Sheeran, Ed Sheeran's the number one tourer in the world.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: He's made more money touring than anybody else. So Ed
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Sheeran's like, whatever, I like him opening for me. But
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: we have Zionists all upset that he's out there saying,
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: free Palestine. Stop the genocide. Stop Israel. And Macklemore is like,
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: I am not anti-Jew. If you're a Jew, I don't
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: have anything against you. I have it against your country, Israel,
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: for what they're doing in Palestine and in Libya and Syria.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: But I'm not anti-Jew. And we covered this about Democrats.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Democrats have this Jew problem. They do. They have an
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Israel problem, not a Jew problem. They have an Israel problem.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: Because a lot of people now condemn what Israel is doing.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Not the Jewish community.
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: They do not condemn them.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: I don't condemn them. You don't condemn them. You condemn
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Benjamin Netanyahu and what Israel is doing.
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• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Now it's showtime.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: All right, we are back. So glad you are joining me.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: So you can love your friends and not agree with
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: everything that they do. Okay, you can. I have no
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: problem with the Jewish community. None at all. None. I
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: love the Jewish community. I really do. I love how
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: open most of them are to the LGBTQ community. I
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: love how they don't knock on your door and try
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: to make you a Jew. You know? I love so
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: much about them. I really do. I love the Jewish community.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: I love a lot of their practices. I do not
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: like Hasidic Jews. I don't. I don't like a man
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: that will not shake a woman's hand. I don't like
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: someone that dresses in 18th century garb because they think
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: some god wants them to. I think Hasidic Jews are crazy.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: But regular, run-of-the-mill everyday Jews have no problem with them whatsoever.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: They're not even anti-gay. They're not the ones trying to
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: make all the anti-gay laws. That's the Christians. I actually
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: like Jews more than Christians. When it comes to religions,
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Buddhist first, Jews second. Christians last. But I think Benjamin
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Netanyahu is a war crime. I think Israel is a
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: terrorist state. Now, am I anti-Semitic? I am not. Will
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: I speak out against, quote, the Jews? I will not.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: I will speak out against Benjamin Netanyahu. I will speak
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: out against his wartime cabinet that is approving all of
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: these things. They were attacked. They had every right to
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: respond to the attack. Every right. Their response was disproportionate
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: and became a war crime. They had a right to
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: respond to what happened in October. They had a right.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: They were attacked. Their people were killed. It was horrible.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: They had every right to go after Hamas for that attack.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: They did not have every right to level all of Gaza,
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: to attack in Syria and Lebanon and everywhere else. No,
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: they did not have that right. They did not have
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: the right to occupy more of the settler area and
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: the occupied territory. That belongs to the Palestinians. And they
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: do not have a right to keep Palestinians living in
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: apartheid where they have to live under Jewish rule and
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: not get a vote. That's apartheid. So no, they don't
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: have a right to do that. And they certainly didn't
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: have a right to commit genocide. And they did. So
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Israel as a government, right now it's a terrorist state.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: The Jews as a people, kind, loving, accepting, wonderful, wonderful
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: community of people. So you can be in both places.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: You can support the Jewish community. You cannot be anti-Semitic.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: But you can condemn what Israel is doing. And as
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: for Zionists, I don't understand them. I don't understand that
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: they say if you speak against Israel, you speak against
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: the Jews. That's bullshit. Speak all you want to against
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: America right now. Go ahead. I'll join you. That doesn't
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: mean you're speaking against Americans. You're speaking against Donald Trump
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: and his cabinet and his actions. which we hate too.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: So go ahead, talk about Trump. Talk about America. I
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: don't care. Because if it's true, I ain't going to
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: fight you on it. That doesn't mean you're anti-American. You
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: can still, you know, Canadians can still love Americans and
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: hate Donald Trump. Both those things can be true. And
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: let's hope they are. Let's hope we're not losing our
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: biggest ally and our friends in Canada because of what
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: he is doing. I hope they realize he is temporary.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: He's going to die. He's old as hell and sick.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: And I hope they realize that he will pass like
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: bad gas. I hope that Canada, you know, continues to
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: like us because we sure like them. We love you, Canada,
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: and we love Canadians. We love you. Most Americans love
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: and adore you. So don't abandon us. The same with Mexico.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: We love you, Mexico. We love Mexicans. We love you,
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Latin America. We love Latin Americans. Don't let Trump and
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: ICE and all of that make you think we don't
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: love you. We do. We love you. We care for you.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: We want to visit your country. We want you to
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: visit our country. We want to emigrate to your country.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: We want you to emigrate to our country.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Only Donald Trump that has a problem with you and
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: his minions. And they're the minority. Mac is less than
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: 80 million people now. Oh, the farmers are furious with him.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: They're furious because of this beef deal he's made for
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: the horses that have been ground up. Everyone thinks it's beef.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: You're all going to be eating horse meat. I'm telling
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: you right now, this quote deal he made to import
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: foreign beef and he won't tell you from where and
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: they're rounding up horses and sending them off to slaughter. Honey,
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: you're eating horse meat. Just. deal with it acknowledge it
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: but the Wyoming farmers oh they're furious they're mad at
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: him farmers everywhere are mad at him but they voted
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: for him so again no pity no pity That's like
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: telling someone you're going to run into a brick wall
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: if you keep going forward. They ignore you and run
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: into the brick wall and then they're down on the
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: ground wounded and they want you to help and they're screaming,
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: you know, I don't know how this happened. Well, we
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: told you there was a brick wall up ahead and
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: you wouldn't stop. We told MAGA. We told them. It's
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: going to happen. It's happened. No do-overs. And there's no
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: crying in baseball. So farmers, look for a new job,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: just like so many of us have to. Find a
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: new gig, honey. That made me sad at the end
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: of Spider-Man. So at the end of Spider-Man, there's a
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: post-credit scene. Don't wait for it. It's not worth it.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: Don't wait for it. It just shows Spider-Man detected in space.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: That tells us nothing. Don't wait for it. But there's
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: all these names of all the effects people because it's
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: an effects film. And I looked at Devin and I said,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: in five years, all those names will be gone. He goes, well,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: there's hundreds of them. I said, I know. And they'll
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: all be gone. And he said, why? And I go, AI.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: They're not going to need all these people for the effects.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: It's going to be AI. Well, that's wrong. Yeah, I know.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: It's what my union AFTRA, SAG-AFTRA, is fighting against. But
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: it's going to happen. All of those names at the
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: end of Star Wars, all those names at the end
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: of the Marvel movies, all those names of those people
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: who worked in the FX, artists, illustrators, computer artists, set designers,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: all of that, they're going to be gone. That's just it.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: That's the real fact. Yeah, I write in cursive. That's all.
• 1:01:25
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• 1:01:49
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• 1:01:53
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• 1:02:07
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