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- 0:00Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka. It's our number two. Happy Friday's you
- 0:06Speaker 1: fifth hour podcast. Later today here in hour number one,
- 0:09Speaker 1: the Vanishing Ballplayer returns. What are the odds that could tell?
- 0:14Speaker 1: Marte returns to the Diamondbacks lineup in twenty twenty six,
- 0:19Speaker 1: Arizona's saying they're going to bury him for now on
- 0:21Speaker 1: the injured list. Now can tell? Marte also has liked
- 0:24Speaker 1: a social media post that said he wants out of
- 0:28Speaker 1: a Diamondbacks uniform. How does that sound to you? And
- 0:34Speaker 1: there are more problems for Dodgers owner Mark Walter the
- 0:37Speaker 1: Financial Times going into the details. Can you give me
- 0:41Speaker 1: the kindergarten version of how bad that is for Mark Walter?
- 0:45Speaker 1: We'll take a look at that and more right now,
- 0:49Speaker 1: and away we go. Cow A bunga dude, it's our
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- 2:43Speaker 1: Another day and some more bad news for the embattled
- 2:47Speaker 1: MLB owner desperately trying to hold on to his team.
- 2:51Speaker 1: But we're going to start this hour in the Valley
- 2:55Speaker 1: of the Sun. I am fascinated by this story. I
- 2:58Speaker 1: don't really care much about the Diamondbacks. However, this story
- 3:01Speaker 1: does get my attention. It's a mystery. I love a
- 3:05Speaker 1: good mystery. So we have more on the vanishing ball player.
- 3:11Speaker 1: He has now been found. He has been found. If
- 3:13Speaker 1: you did not hear, and perhaps not second Baseman could
- 3:17Speaker 1: tell Marte the guy that just went a wall went
- 3:22Speaker 1: off the reservation in Boston. The Diamondbacks traveling party made
- 3:26Speaker 1: its way to Boston. He didn't show up to the
- 3:28Speaker 1: ballpark on Monday or Tuesday, and just they couldn't find
- 3:32Speaker 1: him in who he was. Well, Marte is moving from
- 3:36Speaker 1: the restricted list, that's the naughty list. You don't get
- 3:38Speaker 1: paid for that, to the ten day what used to
- 3:42Speaker 1: be called back in the old days disabled this now
- 3:44Speaker 1: they changed it because that was so offensive, so offensive,
- 3:47Speaker 1: so they say injured list now, which I guess is
- 3:49Speaker 1: not offensive until there's a group that advocates for injured people.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Then they'll change that to something else. Three days after,
- 3:56Speaker 1: three days after he failed to show up to work
- 4:01Speaker 1: for the Arizona baseball team there in Boston. Now they're
- 4:04Speaker 1: claiming quote inflammation close quote in Marte's left knee. The
- 4:12Speaker 1: general manager, who appears to be drowning this guy, and
- 4:15Speaker 1: Mike Hazen claimed that Marte will return to the team
- 4:19Speaker 1: once he's healthy. Now that's a good one and it's
- 4:24Speaker 1: also a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the
- 4:27Speaker 1: question is this, what are the odds that Kutel Marte
- 4:32Speaker 1: returns to the Diamondbacks lineup in twenty twenty six? The
- 4:37Speaker 1: spin out of Arizona right off of cactus is this
- 4:40Speaker 1: guy is going to be out for ten days, got
- 4:43Speaker 1: a little inflammation, and he'll be good to go after that.
- 4:47Speaker 1: So I've got Cubert ice cube therapy and fruit stripe bubblegum,
- 4:55Speaker 1: and we'll combine all of these things together and we
- 4:57Speaker 1: are going to enjoy some Ouei guey goodness. This is
- 5:00Speaker 1: what we're going to do, some Oui guy goodness. We
- 5:02Speaker 1: always start with number wa all right, stop malarodds, mallarods
- 5:14Speaker 1: that could tell Marte will actually get back in the
- 5:17Speaker 1: starting lineup for the Diamondbacks and be a key player
- 5:22Speaker 1: in twenty twenty six. The malarads on this are less
- 5:25Speaker 1: than two percent chance, our buddy in Alabama, less than
- 5:29Speaker 1: two percent could tell Marte returning to Arizona's lineup. That
- 5:33Speaker 1: you'd forget about it. Right, the GM here, Mike Casn
- 5:36Speaker 1: sounded like he was auditioning for Pinocchio two. Right, they
- 5:41Speaker 1: need to make another Pinocchio. If only Pinocchio had been
- 5:44Speaker 1: a Marvel character, there would have been seventeen Pinocchios or
- 5:47Speaker 1: a toy story a character would have been seventeen of those.
- 5:51Speaker 1: But yeah, for some reason, Pinocchio. Yeah, that's it. Uh,
- 5:55Speaker 1: Now here's the deal. You look around and Mike, it's
- 6:00Speaker 1: like he's moonlighting at a kid's birthday party and he's
- 6:04Speaker 1: putting on one of those foam red nose things and
- 6:08Speaker 1: turning the truth into a balloon animal, twisting that little
- 6:12Speaker 1: two balloon into a puppy dog. And this wasn't damage
- 6:16Speaker 1: control by Arizona. It was interpretive dance, is what it was.
- 6:21Speaker 1: Now we are supposed to believe, of course, those of
- 6:25Speaker 1: you that are gullible, we're supposed to believe that Arizona
- 6:27Speaker 1: simply forgot that this was a problem, and they've moved
- 6:32Speaker 1: on and all the big hullabaloo that took place this week.
- 6:36Speaker 1: They're just gonna forgive Marte. He went off the grid.
- 6:39Speaker 1: There's what from what I read, there's no fine, there's
- 6:41Speaker 1: no penalty. We're all good now. Marte is not a
- 6:47Speaker 1: five tool player. He is what's known as a Cubert player,
- 6:51Speaker 1: hopping off the board the moments you know, things get
- 6:54Speaker 1: a little tough there, the character jumps off the ward
- 6:56Speaker 1: and of course Cubert known for quitting. He's like q
- 7:00Speaker 1: as in quitter. Now, Hayzen, he cannot guarantee that the
- 7:07Speaker 1: player will return to tell Marte to the Arizona baseball
- 7:09Speaker 1: team in twenty twenty six because who knows? Right? It
- 7:12Speaker 1: depends on a butterfly flapping its wings in Zimbabwe, causing
- 7:19Speaker 1: Marte to decide he wanted to visit Belarus, of all places,
- 7:22Speaker 1: Why would you want to go to Belarus? I don't know.
- 7:24Speaker 1: Because a butterfly flapped its wings in Zimbabwe? Well that
- 7:27Speaker 1: makes sense? Why not? And I love the Let's put
- 7:31Speaker 1: him on the injured list. It's a convenient escape patch.
- 7:38Speaker 1: This is what the Dodgers do all the time too.
- 7:39Speaker 1: I know it's the Diamondbacks. The Dodgers do this. Edwin Diaz, Yeah,
- 7:44Speaker 1: oh you know he's hurt. You just pitched last night.
- 7:48Speaker 1: He was fine. Yeah, he's hurt. Why is he hurt? Well,
- 7:51Speaker 1: we don't really know why he's hurt. So I have
- 7:55Speaker 1: now realized, and I believe I'm right on this, the
- 7:58Speaker 1: go to excuse now in baseball, if you want to
- 8:02Speaker 1: shut a player down because they're not doing the job,
- 8:05Speaker 1: is inflammation, right. Inflammation. Now, inflammation is a very real thing. However,
- 8:12Speaker 1: it's used as a get out of jail free card
- 8:16Speaker 1: in baseball. Edwin Diaz inflammation. Now you've got Katel Marte inflammation.
- 8:22Speaker 1: And as I understand it, and I'm not a doctor,
- 8:24Speaker 1: I can't play one on the radio. Inflammation is part
- 8:29Speaker 1: of being an athlete. When you train and you're in
- 8:32Speaker 1: competitive sports and you're using your body in that way,
- 8:36Speaker 1: it is very common. Is it expected, It's expected to have.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Inflammation is also a great alibi. I remember when I
- 8:44Speaker 1: covered the NBA, and in those days, they always went
- 8:48Speaker 1: with the lower back injury. If a player had been
- 8:51Speaker 1: out the night before, chasing women around and drinking and
- 8:54Speaker 1: not able to play, they would say he had a
- 8:57Speaker 1: lower back injury, because there's really no test for a
- 9:00Speaker 1: lower back injury. At least at that time there wasn't.
- 9:02Speaker 1: I doubt there is now either. And so this is
- 9:06Speaker 1: like a safe house for Marte. It's a mob trial blueprint.
- 9:11Speaker 1: If you will you hide the player? You shut him up?
- 9:16Speaker 1: Gives the team plausible deniability. They can avoid having to
- 9:20Speaker 1: answer questions and say, well, he's heard he's got inflammation. Okay,
- 9:23Speaker 1: he's got inflamation. That's great, and just pretend, pretend that's
- 9:26Speaker 1: the real issue here, not the underlying condition. Now, page two,
- 9:30Speaker 1: speaking of the underlying condition. Prior to the Diamondbacks doing
- 9:38Speaker 1: some gas lighting there with the inflammation declaration, Cotel Marte
- 9:44Speaker 1: was on social media. He liked an Instagram post. Now,
- 9:48Speaker 1: what did the Instagram post say? Was it some OnlyFans model? No,
- 9:53Speaker 1: he liked an Instagram post saying that he Marte no
- 9:58Speaker 1: longer wanted to play for the Arizona Diamondbacks. What wall uh? Yeah? Now,
- 10:04Speaker 1: keep in mind at the time he posted that like
- 10:07Speaker 1: his manager got all emotional allver klempt, making it seem
- 10:13Speaker 1: like this was something that wasn't. Several teammates supposedly reached
- 10:16Speaker 1: out to Martes and he decided he couldn't respond to them. However,
- 10:21Speaker 1: on social media he was going to go. So the
- 10:23Speaker 1: question katel Marte liking a social media post saying that
- 10:28Speaker 1: he wants out of the Diamondbacks uniform hours before Arizona
- 10:34Speaker 1: cooked up the inflammation excuse How does all this sound
- 10:39Speaker 1: to you?
- 10:40Speaker 2: All right?
- 10:40Speaker 1: So katel Marte has turned himself into a petrie dish.
- 10:45Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Well, he's a peachrie dish
- 10:47Speaker 1: filled with bacteria, and all of Arizona, all twelve Diamondback fans,
- 10:53Speaker 1: are staring through the microscope wondering what the hell happened?
- 10:58Speaker 1: What the hell happened here? Instead of being an adult
- 11:02Speaker 1: calling his agent and demanding a trade behind closed doors, Marte,
- 11:08Speaker 1: you know what he needs. He needs the ice cube therapy.
- 11:11Speaker 1: What is the ice cube therapy? Checked yourself before you
- 11:14Speaker 1: wreck yourself. This is Major League Baseball's version of falling down,
- 11:18Speaker 1: falling down, falling down, not London Bridge's falling down, just
- 11:22Speaker 1: falling down. It's an old movie. It's an old movie.
- 11:24Speaker 1: So on a sweltering day in Boston, katel Marte felt stuck.
- 11:31Speaker 1: His career was in a traffic jam, abandoned. Despite his
- 11:34Speaker 1: massive paychecks by his teammates, he decided to abandon them.
- 11:37Speaker 1: He skipped his MRI, he wandered off the reservation into
- 11:41Speaker 1: the wild blue yonder, and yet he still found time
- 11:44Speaker 1: for Instagram, his love liking a post about wanting out,
- 11:50Speaker 1: which is right out of the NBA NFL passive aggressive playbook.
- 11:55Speaker 1: And meanwhile, spare me the Arizona shocked Pikachu routine. I
- 12:02Speaker 1: just I don't care about They knew, right, they knew
- 12:06Speaker 1: Marte was a problem child a couple of years ago.
- 12:09Speaker 1: They being the Diamondbacks and Arizona had a chance. They
- 12:13Speaker 1: could have traded him. They wouldn't have gotten a ton
- 12:14Speaker 1: of return. They said, we're gonna double down on the player,
- 12:17Speaker 1: so Arizona, while it's ultimately on Catel Marte. If you
- 12:22Speaker 1: were to rank the culpability, the Diamondbacks helped build the monster.
- 12:26Speaker 1: They're not the monster. They helped build the monster. They
- 12:29Speaker 1: fed the monster, they paid the monster. They tucked the
- 12:31Speaker 1: monster into bed, and now they're horrified because the monster
- 12:35Speaker 1: woke up hungry and started eating everything in sight, all
- 12:40Speaker 1: the bats and the balls and all of it. Final point,
- 12:44Speaker 1: So the scandal of scandals, the Oli Dark scandal in
- 12:49Speaker 1: Major League Baseball dateline, Dodger Stadium, Dodger dilemma. The Boys
- 12:57Speaker 1: in Blue did not play on the Thursday. However, the
- 13:01Speaker 1: owner took another loss, another loss. It's generally not a
- 13:07Speaker 1: good thing when you end up in the Financial Times,
- 13:09Speaker 1: and it's a negative story. It's very hard to have
- 13:11Speaker 1: that in the Financial Times. So this goes back to
- 13:15Speaker 1: the Shenanigans that are accused the one point two billion
- 13:20Speaker 1: dollar loan. I was reading this in the Financial Times.
- 13:23Speaker 1: A one point two billion dollar loan to a Googenheim
- 13:26Speaker 1: that's the parent company that owns the Dodgers. A Googenheim
- 13:29Speaker 1: Investments affiliated vehicle plunged to seventy eight cents on the dollar,
- 13:37Speaker 1: that is down eighteen cents from ninety six cents at
- 13:42Speaker 1: the end of last week. And they say that is
- 13:44Speaker 1: a sign. I saw the sign of concern from investors.
- 13:49Speaker 1: People are not happy with the multi conglomerate operation there
- 13:56Speaker 1: so multi nation conglaborate. So the selloff after this is
- 14:02Speaker 1: the interesting part of the story. So the Guggenheim Investment
- 14:05Speaker 1: executives held a hastily arranged creditor call trying to calm
- 14:12Speaker 1: the waters, trying to calm the waters, and from what
- 14:17Speaker 1: I read, they clearly failed failed to calm the lenders
- 14:23Speaker 1: about the turmoil surrounding the Dodgers' ownership, which is led
- 14:28Speaker 1: by Mark Walter and the broader business empire. Now we're
- 14:33Speaker 1: focused on the Dodgers, because this is plausibly a sports show. However,
- 14:37Speaker 1: there's a lot of other businesses that are involved in this.
- 14:41Speaker 1: So think of it. You know, I guess I'll ask
- 14:45Speaker 1: questions way so more problems obviously for Mark Walter. Can
- 14:49Speaker 1: you give me the explanation on what's going on here
- 14:52Speaker 1: with this latest ripple? Can you give me the Kindergart
- 14:57Speaker 1: version of the explanation. I will attempt to do that
- 15:00Speaker 1: right now. So think of this kind of like Mark
- 15:03Speaker 1: Walter went in for a routine physical, routine checkup and
- 15:09Speaker 1: the doctor says, well, you know, your blood pressure is
- 15:11Speaker 1: kind of high. Well that's not good. Yeah, you're cholesterol.
- 15:14Speaker 1: We checked it. It's doing jumping jacks, really jumping jacks.
- 15:17Speaker 1: That's odd. I've never heard of that. Yeah, and there's
- 15:19Speaker 1: something weird. We don't know what it is. We've never
- 15:21Speaker 1: seen it before in this X ray that we took,
- 15:22Speaker 1: so we're kind of concerned about that. Listen, nobody's calling
- 15:26Speaker 1: the undertaker right now. But you're not getting a lollipop
- 15:31Speaker 1: and going home either if you're Mark Walter at this
- 15:33Speaker 1: particular point. Gugenheim collapse, the loan price collapsing is the
- 15:40Speaker 1: financial blood pressure cuff. And it's the it's the warning
- 15:46Speaker 1: sign that this is a full on boone doggle. We
- 15:51Speaker 1: are looking at a full on boone doggle like the
- 15:55Speaker 1: lenders are biting fingernails, worried that Walter's problems could spread
- 16:02Speaker 1: across the entire Guggenheim Empire. And if he can't pay
- 16:06Speaker 1: the taxes off, oh my god, and eventually all roads
- 16:10Speaker 1: will lead to Chavez Ravine. And he's cracking. He really is.
- 16:15Speaker 1: I mean, he's cracking noise. He's cracking. He's taking the
- 16:18Speaker 1: piggy bank and cracking Matt, trying to raise cash, selling
- 16:23Speaker 1: out pretty much everything that he's built up other than
- 16:27Speaker 1: the Dodgers, selling all these assets like a crazy man
- 16:30Speaker 1: while the FEDS are bird dogging him and poking around
- 16:34Speaker 1: at the Blue Kingdom and all that. And there he
- 16:36Speaker 1: is in my head, the cartoon bubble. There you've got
- 16:39Speaker 1: Mark Walter, the Dodger owner, trying to plug the Hoover
- 16:42Speaker 1: dam with fruit stripe bubblegum. And listen, there are five
- 16:48Speaker 1: juicy flavors of that long retired bubblegum fruit stripe. I
- 16:52Speaker 1: love that fruit stripe bubblegum. Back in the day, wonderful.
- 16:55Speaker 1: They're all wonderful. However, for about eleven seconds they last
- 16:59Speaker 1: to plot and kind of plug up the hoover dam there.
- 17:04Speaker 1: They're not exactly holding back Lake mead. That's not happening.
- 17:07Speaker 1: So does this mean the Dodgers are definitely going to
- 17:12Speaker 1: end up being sold. No, but it's kind of like
- 17:15Speaker 1: the kindergarten thing. Like the rules apply of kindergarten. If
- 17:19Speaker 1: you have one broken crayon, that's not really a problem.
- 17:24Speaker 1: One broken crayon is not a problem. When the whole
- 17:27Speaker 1: box of crayon is snapping, you gotta check somebody's sitting
- 17:32Speaker 1: on the box. Who's sitting on the box? We must
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- 21:19Speaker 1: Wall what do you think could Tell marte was? Doing
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- 21:25Speaker 1: he was at? CHURCH i don't, know likely somewhere in the.
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- 24:25Speaker 6: easy because it sounded like EITHER a he had a
- 24:28Speaker 6: stroke OR b he was. Drunk you have to have
- 24:31Speaker 6: some sort of translation app to understand some of your. Callers,
- 24:35Speaker 6: MAN i cannot. Understand that's a great.
- 24:38Speaker 1: Thing we already have. That if you subscribe To mallard.
- 24:41Speaker 1: Plus there is a hit old button if you Go,
- 24:45Speaker 1: yeah if you go up to the top Of mallard
- 24:46Speaker 1: plus on the right hand, side And alf actually has
- 24:50Speaker 1: been working on. This you you click on the upper
- 24:52Speaker 1: right hand corner and then there IS i think there's
- 24:56Speaker 1: seven or EIGHT i seven or eight callers have Trans
- 25:01Speaker 1: so we used to have this guy we couldn't afford
- 25:02Speaker 1: him anymore Named jed who fled that used to call the.
- 25:04Speaker 1: Show he's now out of the. Show he's out of the.
- 25:06Speaker 1: Budget and we had one For. Jed we have one
- 25:10Speaker 1: for Hollering james Blind scott every other week when he's
- 25:16Speaker 1: on certain. Pharmaceuticals so we do have that. Option and
- 25:19Speaker 1: if you play for if you pay For, malardplus which
- 25:22Speaker 1: is a premium, item you get access to. There but you.
- 25:24Speaker 1: Didn't you didn't call about that two percent? Chance what's
- 25:27Speaker 1: on your? MIND i might HAVE i.
- 25:28Speaker 6: Might have to invest in that because about good portion
- 25:32Speaker 6: of your CALLERS i cannot understand them WHILE i understand
- 25:35Speaker 6: what was. Proctologists, Man, listen there's probably one place in
- 25:40Speaker 6: The United states Of america where you can darn near
- 25:43Speaker 6: almost commit, murder and it's these joint practices in THE. Nfl,
- 25:49Speaker 6: Man it's crazy how you can get away with anything
- 25:51Speaker 6: with those. Things, MAN i should have become AN nfl
- 25:53Speaker 6: player SO i can let a blow off a little
- 25:55Speaker 6: steam and unleash some theory on some. Guys but, man.
- 26:00Speaker 1: Are you offended by this? Chance are you? Bothered do
- 26:02Speaker 1: you think they stop?
- 26:03Speaker 6: This?
- 26:04Speaker 1: Good, well then who can you?
- 26:06Speaker 6: KNOW i Guess i'd be offended if when my players got.
- 26:09Speaker 6: Hurt i'd be pretty upset about. THAT i think it's
- 26:12Speaker 6: kind of ridiculous that the, league you, know suspends every little,
- 26:17Speaker 6: thing but they don't suspend. That but, Man i'm so
- 26:21Speaker 6: looking forward to THE. Nfl i'm such a football. Guy
- 26:24Speaker 6: So i'm a Huge alabama, fan right and we have
- 26:27Speaker 6: the two greatest college football coaches of all. Time but
- 26:30Speaker 6: we've been on a slump with This kaylin to. Board
- 26:33Speaker 6: what do you, think, man what do you think we
- 26:36Speaker 6: have any chance of competing this? Year i'm really high on.
- 26:40Speaker 1: Competing, yes it's still going to be a top fifteen Team.
- 26:44Speaker 1: Alabama it's not like they're falling off the map or
- 26:46Speaker 1: anything like. That it's going to come down as it
- 26:49Speaker 1: does every year In. Tuscaloosa there's a handful of what
- 26:53Speaker 1: four games roughly that most of the other games they're
- 26:56Speaker 1: just going to show up and. Win so it's how
- 26:58Speaker 1: they're doing those four. Games the problem one in one
- 27:01Speaker 1: in three in those, games and that'll be the problem
- 27:03Speaker 1: and then they're. Cooked so That's.
- 27:06Speaker 6: Nick Nick saban has spoiled us down. Here, MAN i heard.
- 27:11Speaker 2: You call my.
- 27:11Speaker 6: NAME i wasn't eve gonna call. Him AND i worked
- 27:13Speaker 6: about fifteen hours a day AND i was laying down
- 27:15Speaker 6: in my ears started burning and turned it.
- 27:18Speaker 1: On fifteen. Hours what were you you do the power
- 27:23Speaker 1: washing thing for fifteen? Hours is that?
- 27:25Speaker 6: No? MAN i told you Before MALOR i got my
- 27:27Speaker 6: own window cleaning. BUSINESS i clean, HOMES i clean. BUSINESSES i, UH.
- 27:32Speaker 1: I thought you did power washing. TOO i thought you did. Both, no, no, no.
- 27:36Speaker 6: No the window cleaning keeps me darn busy.
- 27:39Speaker 1: Man all, right darn. Business we'll go take a bath
- 27:43Speaker 1: and chill. Out, okay, yes.
- 27:45Speaker 6: Thank you for taking the call to. Her Don juan.
- 27:49Speaker 4: Pimpcy.
- 27:51Speaker 1: Wow okay That Don juan pimpcy. Yikes. Uh not a
- 27:59Speaker 1: burner rights, it and he Says bill In korea time
- 28:01Speaker 1: needs to Heed marcel's advice and quit. Smoking, yeah, Exactly
- 28:07Speaker 1: not a burner, says are you taking extra days off
- 28:10Speaker 1: for the meet and greed asking SO i can? Prepare, Now,
- 28:14Speaker 1: well that is up to the corporate. PEOPLE i have
- 28:17Speaker 1: requested a remote studio In, vegas AND i believe we have.
- 28:22Speaker 1: One if that, CHANGES i will not be here at some.
- 28:25Speaker 1: Point let's see, Here rebecca has. Questions she's very confused
- 28:30Speaker 1: about Blind scott And, REBECCA i would like you to
- 28:35Speaker 1: take a number from the deli. Counter That's, rebecca The rams. Fan,
- 28:39Speaker 1: well let's say hello to the aforementioned Blind. Scott, hello Blind,
- 28:42Speaker 1: scott you are on The Ben Malor show On. Fox
- 28:45Speaker 1: from The North end Of. Boston gouse full of.
- 28:49Speaker 7: Crap that's a prison job that they give you when
- 28:51Speaker 7: you get out of. Prison you watch. Window that guy. Sucks. Man,
- 28:54Speaker 7: DUDE i sold an autograph my grandmother's autograph books to
- 28:58Speaker 7: a listener for a lot of mind me. Today. BRO
- 29:00Speaker 7: i hope he emails you because he. Does, listen, dude
- 29:04Speaker 7: one of this thing they're going to tell, you may.
- 29:06Speaker 1: What a lot of?
- 29:06Speaker 7: Money what is a lot of five? Brands my neighbors
- 29:10Speaker 7: are cutting holes in the ceilings and in the walls
- 29:13Speaker 7: and asking what Time i'm taking. Showers that because it's a.
- 29:15Speaker 4: League that is not that not.
- 29:17Speaker 1: Happening that is not happening.
- 29:19Speaker 7: Due presenting this stuff about me that's not. True. Dude
- 29:24Speaker 7: one other thing, Too oh, YEAH i got to. COMPLIMENT
- 29:26Speaker 7: i got to compliment.
- 29:27Speaker 4: You.
- 29:27Speaker 7: Coop coop preps me for this call every time a. Call,
- 29:30Speaker 7: Ben you're the best. MAN i wish you would accept,
- 29:32Speaker 7: me you, know as WHO i am BECAUSE i was
- 29:35Speaker 7: born in the wrong. BODY i think you're a great.
- 29:37Speaker 7: GUY i have some job offers for. You i'd like
- 29:40Speaker 7: you to reach out to Christ. Plank he's a friend of.
- 29:42Speaker 7: Mine when he feels at your, show he enjoys my phone.
- 29:44Speaker 7: CALLS i haven't Heard lorena on the show much. TONIGHT
- 29:47Speaker 7: i don't know if she's, here BUT i have some
- 29:49Speaker 7: messages For lorena that might be kind of. Controversial but
- 29:54Speaker 7: the thing is like when you're a woman and you
- 29:56Speaker 7: work at an all mail, environment you get you look
- 29:58Speaker 7: a lot at, it and you would look if you
- 30:00Speaker 7: look into all women's, environments so like you might be
- 30:03Speaker 7: a job site seven if a lot of men are
- 30:05Speaker 7: sending you packages thinking like they might get attention from
- 30:08Speaker 7: you or. Whatever but you, know moving on to another, subject,
- 30:11Speaker 7: right thank, You.
- 30:12Speaker 1: All, right there's Blind scott. Everybody so how about? This
- 30:15Speaker 1: Shadur sanders has been called The, king and that's not a.
- 30:20Speaker 1: Compliment the big mouth of The Buffalo. Bills this guy's
- 30:24Speaker 1: bounced around THE. NFL. Cj Gardner johnson commenting On brown's
- 30:29Speaker 1: Quarterback Shooter sanders sharing a joint practice this, Week buffalo
- 30:34Speaker 1: And cleveland getting, together The Rust belt teams battling it
- 30:39Speaker 1: out there and joint, practices And Gardner, johnson who didn't
- 30:44Speaker 1: even participate in the, session still gave some hot commentary
- 30:51Speaker 1: and he was talking some trash. There he yelled out
- 30:54Speaker 1: To Shadur, Sanders, King he, said check Down. King he
- 31:00Speaker 1: said check Down, king, complaining as were other members of
- 31:06Speaker 1: The buffalo defense the passing attack of The Cleveland. Browns
- 31:12Speaker 1: it was also called Checkdown. City he, said this blank
- 31:15Speaker 1: is checkdown, city and so that is the. Criticism another,
- 31:21Speaker 1: day another story About Shadur, sanders who's trying to find
- 31:25Speaker 1: a way to be THE qb, one even though somehow
- 31:28Speaker 1: he is Behind Deshaun watson of all, people And Shaudur
- 31:33Speaker 1: sanders getting openly mocked by the opposing defense for his
- 31:39Speaker 1: decision to regularly check. Down and you get these inflated,
- 31:44Speaker 1: numbers you check, down your stats look a lot. Better
- 31:47Speaker 1: you Become Charlie checkdown when you do. That and we've
- 31:50Speaker 1: talked about this in previous episodes of the, show But
- 31:53Speaker 1: Deshaun watson appears to have a big edge in the
- 31:56Speaker 1: quarterback competition there Between deshaun And Shadur. Sanders so we'll
- 32:02Speaker 1: see what happens with. That and AN nfl head coach
- 32:05Speaker 1: commenting on his quarterback being in the, tabloids and that
- 32:09Speaker 1: would be none other than Mister. Harbaugh that'd Be Jim,
- 32:14Speaker 1: Harbaugh charger's. Quarterback Justin herbert facing more backlash yet, again
- 32:19Speaker 1: all over his touchy feely canoodling With Madison beer is
- 32:25Speaker 1: soon to be bride there appearing regularly At charger training,
- 32:29Speaker 1: camp and the tabloids saying this is a distraction while
- 32:33Speaker 1: running with the story and all that lot of online.
- 32:36Speaker 1: Bullying people very. Upset, Now Jim, harbaugh do you think
- 32:40Speaker 1: he a a Ripped Justin herbert for not being focused
- 32:45Speaker 1: on his? JOB b, praised Praised Justin herbert or Ce
- 32:54Speaker 1: cee said no. Comment, yeah well the answer Is, harbaugh
- 32:59Speaker 1: that Be Jim harball defended b defended his, quarterback made
- 33:04Speaker 1: it clear that he is not concerned about the public
- 33:10Speaker 1: googly eyes that they are having there and the kissing
- 33:14Speaker 1: and all that, stuff just all the PDAs that are taking.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Place he is not worried about any of, it according
- 33:20Speaker 1: To Jim, harbaugh and Said herbert's happiness was apparent and
- 33:27Speaker 1: this is just an online. Nonsense it is not interfering with.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Football according To Jim, harball you know when it's going
- 33:36Speaker 1: to start interfering with Football when The chargers lose a
- 33:38Speaker 1: few games in the regular. Season that's when it's going
- 33:40Speaker 1: to pop. Up and then in the, playoffs When Justin
- 33:43Speaker 1: herbert decides to be The, duke The duke Of. Puke
- 33:47Speaker 1: this will pop up. Again it is The Ben Mallard.
- 33:50Speaker 1: Show NOW i am on, time maller by the clock
- 33:53Speaker 1: for the, clock plausibly all about the. Clock and we
- 33:55Speaker 1: are going to have in a few minutes here mallardly third.
- 33:59Speaker 1: Degree here's the in stock, trivia and we'll go to
- 34:03Speaker 1: the hot tub time. Machine it's an, oldie but a
- 34:06Speaker 1: goodie in THE. Nfl one of my FAVORITE nfl stories
- 34:09Speaker 1: from years gone, by and we're gonna use it today
- 34:12Speaker 1: as a classic insta trivia. Question, now if you're an old,
- 34:15Speaker 1: timer you have an. Advantage if you're a, boomer you
- 34:18Speaker 1: have an. Advantage if you're, younger just google. It you'll
- 34:20Speaker 1: get the. Answer so THE nfl Find blank five thousand
- 34:27Speaker 1: dollars years ago for wearing an Unauthorized adidas headmand during
- 34:31Speaker 1: a playoff. Game this is back in the nineteen. Eighties
- 34:34Speaker 1: the player's response the following. Week the following, week he
- 34:38Speaker 1: wore a headmand that Read. Roselle he was trolling Then
- 34:42Speaker 1: Commissioner Pete rosell by writing his name on the. Headman
- 34:46Speaker 1: well that's pretty, funny, Right, well you know who liked?
- 34:49Speaker 1: It the commissioner of THE nfl thought it was, great
- 34:53Speaker 1: sent a handwritten letter to this particular player and the
- 34:58Speaker 1: notes said funny as, hell and it was signed by
- 35:02Speaker 1: the commissioner of THE. Nfl so that is the insta.
- 35:06Speaker 1: Trivia this goes way. Back THE nfl Find blank five
- 35:09Speaker 1: thousand dollars for wearing Unauthorized adidas headbana during a playoff
- 35:13Speaker 1: game way back in the nineteen, eighties and his response
- 35:17Speaker 1: the next week he wore a headmand with The commissioner's
- 35:20Speaker 1: name on. It, roselle the commissioner at the, Time pete
- 35:22Speaker 1: rosell responded by writing a handwritten note saying what he
- 35:26Speaker 1: did was funny as. Hell that's the insta. Trivia the.
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- 37:17Speaker 1: time now for The insta trivia and here it is
- 37:21Speaker 1: a Classic insta trivia. Question THE nfl Fine blank five
- 37:25Speaker 1: thousand dollars for wearing an Unauthorized adidas headman during a
- 37:29Speaker 1: playoff game years ago in the nineteen. Eighties the player
- 37:32Speaker 1: responded the following week by writing the name of The
- 37:35Speaker 1: Commissioner roselle on the, headband. Trolling Then Commissioner pete Rosel
- 37:40Speaker 1: roselle apparently appreciated the. Joke he said a handwritten note
- 37:45Speaker 1: saying that the headband was funny as. Hell all, right
- 37:49Speaker 1: looking for the name of that. Player and let's, see
- 37:52Speaker 1: does anyone Have we have mallor to the third degree
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- 37:59Speaker 1: went with due peacock is his? Answer, snuffy who is
- 38:04Speaker 1: celebrating a birthday this? Week from alf The alien opiner
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- 38:16Speaker 1: i have no idea who that? Is late night drug.
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- 38:25Speaker 1: Just josh The, Genius Lanni pofo From Mediocre, Kabuki ed
- 38:31Speaker 1: McMahon guessed By mahler prop. Guy i've just realized IF
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- 38:38Speaker 1: it right every single. TIME i think everyone got it,
- 38:41Speaker 1: right Even rebecca going With Doogie howser as her, Answer
- 38:46Speaker 1: chris going with The. Undertaker who else we have The
- 38:49Speaker 1: Baltimore freeloader account got it? Right, Man these you guys
- 38:53Speaker 1: are all getting these bad job by. You all, right,
- 38:56Speaker 1: anyway do you have an, Answer? Lorraine i'm sure you'll
- 38:58Speaker 1: get it right to. Everyone, YEAH i know this. ONE
- 39:00Speaker 1: i go. Ahead John stamos absolutely. Correct It's John stamos
- 39:05Speaker 1: Or jim McMahon re Vibe Chicago. BEARS i heard the
- 39:11Speaker 1: good stories About Pete rosel back in the day the Third.
- 39:14Speaker 1: Degree this is one Big ben Gets. Graill WHEN i
- 39:20Speaker 1: started a lot of the old writers were buddies With Pete.
- 39:22Speaker 1: Rosel he used to be the RAMS pr. Guy they
- 39:24Speaker 1: said he was just like a good, Dude Pete. Roseill,
- 39:26Speaker 1: anyway all, right here we, go what do we got
- 39:28Speaker 1: Poop O Loop mallard of the third Degree.
- 39:31Speaker 5: Eagles right Tackle Lane johnson said On wednesday that he
- 39:33Speaker 5: thinks the team's new offense is going to give us
- 39:36Speaker 5: The saquon from two years. Ago Ben Saquon barkley was
- 39:39Speaker 5: still pretty good last, Year but do you think we'll
- 39:40Speaker 5: see a return to all pro levels under offensive Corner Sean.
- 39:44Speaker 1: Mannion. Yeah So i'm pretty sure That Lane johnson is
- 39:48Speaker 1: employed by The Philadelphia. EAGLES i think that is still
- 39:51Speaker 1: the case. There this is going to be his final.
- 39:53Speaker 1: Year he's an offensive. Lineman so methinks the witness is
- 39:56Speaker 1: a little biased. HERE i Hope barkley bounces. Back that
- 40:00Speaker 1: that is the only plausible path for The Philadelphia eagles
- 40:04Speaker 1: to return to glory Is barkley to do what he
- 40:06Speaker 1: did a couple years. Ago Jalen hurts is just a middling.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Quarterback he's not going to lead. Them their defense is,
- 40:13Speaker 1: okay it's not the greatest defense in the. World so
- 40:17Speaker 1: the only real path Is barkley bounces. Back DO i
- 40:19Speaker 1: see it? Happening is there a?
- 40:20Speaker 5: Chance?
- 40:21Speaker 1: Yes DO i see it? Happening?
- 40:22Speaker 5: No, Next Rob blinks had an interview that he's excited
- 40:24Speaker 5: about the team's new, ownership and he thinks the change
- 40:26Speaker 5: is a good.
- 40:26Speaker 1: Thing how much of a least do you Think polinka
- 40:28Speaker 1: will have HIS. GM i would have fired him a
- 40:33Speaker 1: couple of years. Ago he's not very. GOOD i get
- 40:36Speaker 1: rid of. Him there you. GO i, wait failed this.
- 40:38Speaker 1: Edition