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Atlanta | Son of a Boy Dad #324 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on there? Pal? We saw you the
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  Speaker 4: I know you, guys.
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  Speaker 4: back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast Today.
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  Speaker 4: It is August sixth, twenty twenty five. Sharp Remote Remote Time.
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  Speaker 4: I love it. I think we do this all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Oh By, there's no need for us to be in
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  Speaker 4: an office ever. I think we're just you know, this
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  Speaker 4: is my office, this is home base, and I'm trying
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  Speaker 4: to be here as much as possible.
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  Speaker 1: It's also funny you just had kind of like looking
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  Speaker 1: down like it's like zoom. Then obviously you're looking at
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  Speaker 1: the screen, but it's like zoomed into your forehead. Just
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  Speaker 1: seems like you're hacking into the main frame. But I
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  Speaker 1: think people are to be excited to see that. That's
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  Speaker 1: the most people I have ever seen of your apartment,
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  Speaker 1: exposed beams, the couch, the teeth, the.
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  Speaker 4: Most still ever see. I don't like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, get go down a little bit. We want to
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  Speaker 1: see what's on the floor. What's that fucking Coleman stove
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  Speaker 1: in the background. What's over your left shoulder?
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  Speaker 4: Now it's my PC's box.
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  Speaker 7: Got hold on to that.
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  Speaker 4: It's sad to save the box. I don't know why,
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  Speaker 4: but I'm kind of just holding on to it. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I should throw it away, but I don't feel like
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  Speaker 4: breaking it down.
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  Speaker 7: Did you buy the warranty?
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  Speaker 4: I don't remember. I'm sure I would.
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  Speaker 7: Say, just yeah, hold onto the box until the warranty expires.
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  Speaker 1: To your Elizabeth warranty expires, and return it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, hey, bron, I got it. I went and saw
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  Speaker 7: Harry at his home.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, te Di's a massive invasion of space.
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  Speaker 7: No, he did, just went over there, Yeah, what happened.
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  Speaker 7: Didn't even tell him I was coming. I just showed up.
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  Speaker 7: What when I stood outside of his window and yelled up?
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  Speaker 7: I went, Harry, Harry. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And so I just had gotten home. I was in
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  Speaker 4: Massachusetts and I just got back like literally like five
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  Speaker 4: minutes before, and I was like sitting at my desk
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  Speaker 4: just kind of like decompressing for like two seconds before
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  Speaker 4: I had to go return the rental car. And then
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  Speaker 4: I hear someone yelling my name from outside, and I
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  Speaker 4: in my like my immediate thought was like, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: have to move. I was like, so do people like
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  Speaker 4: know where I live now? And then I like and
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  Speaker 4: I still like the whole time, I'm like this fuck,
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  Speaker 4: and then they yelled my he said Harry Settle, and
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  Speaker 4: I was like what the fuck? And then I don't
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  Speaker 4: know why. It took me like a minute to realize,
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  Speaker 4: but then I was like, oh wait, that's just Francis's voice.
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  Speaker 4: And then I just went outside and saw him.
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  Speaker 7: You're in the neighborhood, and I went in and I
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  Speaker 7: rang his doorbell, at which point I saw him coming
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  Speaker 7: down and he walked out, and I thought he would,
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  Speaker 7: you know, I thought he would be excited to see
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  Speaker 7: me and talk to me, but he sort of just
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  Speaker 7: walked past me and started walking down the sidewalk to
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  Speaker 7: the point where I had to then that's not at
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  Speaker 7: all what I had to catch up to him to
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  Speaker 7: keep our conversation going. I'm at his.
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  Speaker 4: Home, uninvited, uninvited. You were at my home?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but like you know, now, we talked like, hey,
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  Speaker 7: I was in the neighborhood and I wanted to say hi,
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  Speaker 7: like what's up man, and You're like, hey, not much.
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  Speaker 7: Just got home and he's walking away from me.
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  Speaker 4: I was walking to the car.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm like, I'm like, where are you going? And
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  Speaker 7: he's like, oh, I got my rental car. I got
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  Speaker 7: to take it back, and I'm like, are we going
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  Speaker 7: to have a conversation at all right now? Is there
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  Speaker 7: any conversation that we can that for for even just
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  Speaker 7: a minute, just say hi to me, you know.
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  Speaker 4: I will say, like, I think I handled it poorly,
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  Speaker 4: Like I I think I handled it pretty much as
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  Speaker 4: awkward as you possibly could.
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  Speaker 7: You know, I paid it. I paid a house call.
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  Speaker 7: And by the way, I didn't expect to necessarily see you.
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  Speaker 7: I wasn't going to wait until someone opened the door
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  Speaker 7: and then come up to your door, which I've done before.
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  Speaker 7: I've done that before to wake you up for Roun
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  Speaker 7: dot com. But of course, but I wasn't going to
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  Speaker 7: do that. I figured if you didn't answer, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 7: be home. But instead of like answering or open, I
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  Speaker 7: thought you might open the window. You didn't. You just
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  Speaker 7: came downstairs.
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  Speaker 4: Because I because I didn't know who it was. And
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  Speaker 4: then as I was like, I'm gonna go downstairs because
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  Speaker 4: I had to go downstairs anyway to return the car,
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  Speaker 4: and I was gonna My plan originally was I was
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  Speaker 4: going to go downstairs and if it was a stranger,
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna be like, yo, you can't do that,
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  Speaker 4: like that was going to be my plan. And then
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  Speaker 4: while I was leaving my apartment, I was like, oh wait,
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  Speaker 4: that was definitely friends.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean you you I would say, you gave
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  Speaker 7: me one shade higher than yo. You can't do you
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  Speaker 7: pretty much dismissed me out of hand.
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  Speaker 4: No, it went for like fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 7: I had to walk to your rental car with.
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  Speaker 4: Hi was across the street right there.
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  Speaker 7: But I but I didn't know at that time that
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  Speaker 7: we would actually you'd actually give me the time of day.
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  Speaker 7: At the rental car, I had to catch up. I
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  Speaker 7: had to run to you.
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  Speaker 4: Got to make sure she wasn't getting towed.
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  Speaker 1: Francis, what were you doing in his neighborhood?
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  Speaker 7: Just walking just walking around, just out for a stroll.
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  Speaker 7: And I I like walking around that part of New
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  Speaker 7: York and who doesn't. Sometimes I'll just walk down Harry's,
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  Speaker 7: you know, his house, sort of past it just to see,
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  Speaker 7: you know, is he in there, what's he doing? Does
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  Speaker 7: he want to hang out? And a lot of the
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  Speaker 7: time it's pretty much a hard no.
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  Speaker 4: I honestly, like there's so many thoughts going through my
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  Speaker 4: head at the moment, Like initially it was you know
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  Speaker 4: who is this? Then it was like, oh, this is Francis.
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  Speaker 4: And then it was like, my apartment's never been this
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  Speaker 4: mess See ever, there's no fucking way he's coming up here.
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  Speaker 4: I don't believe that, Francis. You can vouch from me.
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  Speaker 4: You yelled, and I came down immediately. I was down there. No,
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  Speaker 4: there's no there was no chance of anyone coming up.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, look, we all know. The only way you can,
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  Speaker 7: you know, actually get a view into Harry's apartment when
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  Speaker 7: it's messy is if you're a five year old girl
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  Speaker 7: asking for your mother. And of course I am not
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  Speaker 7: that I'm too old and too male for Harry to
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  Speaker 7: give me a peek.
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  Speaker 4: Too old or too blond. I'm too damn blonde.
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  Speaker 1: I think that when we were doing the walk through
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  Speaker 1: New York, we were very close to like taking a
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  Speaker 1: pilgrimage past your apartment. But then I realized that your
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  Speaker 1: apartment would then wind up on the celebrities of New York,
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  Speaker 1: and there would be double decker buses winding through the
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  Speaker 1: West Village as people like as Hungarians hung over the
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  Speaker 1: sides with binoculars trying to catch a few of your
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  Speaker 1: view and they probably could because you're on the second floor.
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  Speaker 7: True.
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  Speaker 1: Docs.
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  Speaker 7: So this building behind me you can see, is home
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  Speaker 7: to notorious recluse Harry Little Sasquatch Settle. Legend has it
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  Speaker 7: he hasn't left his home in fourteen.
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  Speaker 1: Years, just showing a stick at them out the window.
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  Speaker 7: One of the things is the Osama bin Laden of
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  Speaker 7: the West Village.
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  Speaker 1: A tall ass wall around his apartment.
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  Speaker 4: I got it yet, one of those. You need a
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  Speaker 4: hill for that.
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  Speaker 1: But one of the things that gave me pause in
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  Speaker 1: your in your story was you said that you got
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  Speaker 1: inside and you had to decompress, so you sat down
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  Speaker 1: at your desk for two minutes. Why would you sit
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  Speaker 1: down at your desk to decompress when you have that
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  Speaker 1: plush couch behind you? Why wouldn't you just like I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't sit there. Ever, I can't even tell you the
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  Speaker 4: last time I said, why would I sit on the
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  Speaker 4: couch when I've got sixteen gigabytes of RAM looking me
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  Speaker 4: right in the eyes. I got no need for a
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  Speaker 4: couch anymore. I don't even use the TV. I just
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  Speaker 4: used my second monitor. What do you watch ball on
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  Speaker 4: my monitor?
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  Speaker 7: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Just the it's an unbelievable setup. Yeah, show you a
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  Speaker 4: photo of it.
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  Speaker 7: Right now, you sit and watch You're gonna watch TV
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  Speaker 7: this fall in a computer chair at a desk.
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  Speaker 4: When you're a busy guy like me, it's it's hard
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  Speaker 4: to get away from the computer.
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  Speaker 1: You know that security guard behavior you got.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've got cameras.
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  Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. A swivel chair watch.
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  Speaker 4: That's not going to focus.
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  Speaker 1: I get the gis, you get the gist us.
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  Speaker 7: You look like a fucking trader. That's the goal, Japanese market,
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  Speaker 7: you know.
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  Speaker 4: That is the goal. I made another big purchase this
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  Speaker 4: week in terms of the tech. In terms of tech, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I got a like a Steam deck type thing. It's
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  Speaker 4: pretty much as a handheld PC. It's fucking awesome. What's
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  Speaker 4: that do everything you wanted to do?
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  Speaker 1: You can game on the go.
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  Speaker 4: You can game on the go, but you could also,
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  Speaker 4: like I could like edit a video on it. Because
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  Speaker 4: it's not actually a Steam Deck, it's called a rog Ally.
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  Speaker 4: It's the rog Ally seven inch. Just a beautiful piece
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  Speaker 4: of equipment. It's in my room. Fell asleep, plan fell asleep,
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  Speaker 4: plan Halo last night.
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  Speaker 1: We could chat for a second while you go do that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, go grab it.
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  Speaker 4: I'll get it.
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  Speaker 7: We want to see the steam deck.
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  Speaker 1: Are you in your turn my camera off?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm upstate. I'm upstate. There's just a lot of
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  Speaker 7: foliage outside the window, you know, trees, wildlife, bird life.
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  Speaker 7: Not a whole lot, you know, not a whole lot.
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  Speaker 1: I can't see the leaves started falling. Are the leaves falling? Ye?
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  Speaker 7: No, we're still a few months, you know what. I'll say, though,
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  Speaker 7: and tell me if this is true in the city,
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  Speaker 7: I mean, the big city that you're in. Are you
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  Speaker 7: guys experiencing a lot of smog from the Canada wildfires?
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  Speaker 4: Where is upstate?
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  Speaker 7: Dude? I can't see anything.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 7: It is the sun. I'm not kidding you. There's not
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  Speaker 7: a cloud in the sky. The sun is opaque?
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  Speaker 4: Really is it? Is it going to make its way
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  Speaker 4: down to the big city?
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  Speaker 7: If you don't have it Albany at the city, I'd
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  Speaker 7: be surprised that. I guess that's what I was wondering.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't been outside today, so I don't know how
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  Speaker 4: we could have it bad. I could open those curtains
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  Speaker 4: and it could be black outside.
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  Speaker 7: I love that Roan and I angled our lenses of
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  Speaker 7: our cameras or put our computers facing us that the
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  Speaker 7: light hits us and you're just like in full blown.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing I can do about it.
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  Speaker 7: You're just a shadow.
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  Speaker 4: I think you guys. You guys.
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  Speaker 1: I mean with the camera you got darker somehow, you
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  Speaker 1: look like justin Trudeau face for a half second.
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  Speaker 4: If I cover it up more, it works better.
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  Speaker 1: Like backlit, you look like a silhouette.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing I can do about it, fellas, I apologize.
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  Speaker 1: To see the deck. Let's see the steam dove.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, jesus, but it's literally a PC. Look at this.
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  Speaker 1: You're not editing videos on that.
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  Speaker 4: It's legit because I you hook it up to the
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  Speaker 4: portable monitor, bring the keyboard, bring the mouse. It's a
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  Speaker 4: full on computer. I'll show you. It's like the home
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  Speaker 4: screen is Windows is Windows eleven. I know you boys
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  Speaker 4: are still on the macwave. It's time to let that die.
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  Speaker 4: The future.
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  Speaker 7: You're you're selecting which internet browser to use with the
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  Speaker 7: X button.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's touchscreen too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, you're gonna edit on a touch screen though.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't see you. I don't see you edit.
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  Speaker 1: You should edit this episode on that, just to prove
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  Speaker 1: much wrong.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not obviously I wouldn't use these controls. But see,
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  Speaker 4: it's literally just a it's just a computer.
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  Speaker 7: I asked Harry when I saw him, I said, do
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  Speaker 7: you want to come for a little bit more of
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  Speaker 7: you want to go for a walk or something you
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  Speaker 7: want to go get like a ice coffee? I said,
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  Speaker 7: you want to get an iced tea at one of
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  Speaker 7: these outdoor cafes and catch up? And he goes, nah, man,
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  Speaker 7: I've been I've been on the road like I've been
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  Speaker 7: driving for hours. I gotta decompress. I gotta go play
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  Speaker 7: video games for like a while at least.
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  Speaker 4: And I did, and it was a great night.
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  Speaker 7: Might have been the most beautiful day of the year
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  Speaker 7: could have been. And he was like, dude, I can't
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  Speaker 7: be outside any longer.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I had to go back to Massachusetts, and then
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  Speaker 4: I had to go to Atlanta the next day. And
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  Speaker 4: I just got back from Atlanta last night, and then
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  Speaker 4: we recorded our first episode of Our Me Mook and
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  Speaker 4: Jerry's new project, which will come out tomorrow. Recorded that
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  Speaker 4: about eleven pm. Kind of shit, I'm on now you
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  Speaker 4: can stop grindings.
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  Speaker 7: What's up have you announced for this?
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  Speaker 4: I mean nothing more than what we talked about on
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  Speaker 4: the pod with KB and Nick.
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  Speaker 1: We'll tell us more about it, I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean the everyone will, like you'll hear about it in
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  Speaker 4: the video. Like we pretty much decided just to start
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  Speaker 4: from now rather than like building it all up and
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: trying to get all the logistics handle, because I think
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: part of the entertaining part will be us just figuring
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: it out. So we like worked through some names. We
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: worked through like what our goals were for the year
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: and all that shit, and we're gonna, hopefully we're gonna
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: put out like a little call to action if anyone
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: wants to try out, and then we'll do tryouts for
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: a while, narrow it down to our four demons.
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: Cool.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I think that you might have more projects than me
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: and Francis right now. Yah yeah, busy, Literally you do
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: you have out of order? The outdoor shit.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Mascots, what's the outdoor shit? The fishing stuff, just going fishing.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: No, the videos that you've done. You did videos with Sydney,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: you did the videos in Chicago.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that doesn't I mean that's easy, that's light work.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: This is more of a this is a past.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Sticks in the fire. You have a lot of sticks
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: in the fire.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to get rich quick.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just worried that you're like stand up dead, Like,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: what's going on?
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: Bro?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Did you know? I'm still to stand up. I got
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: a bunch of dates coming up in the fall.
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: Stopped.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: No, No, I'm literally doing four show I'm doing four
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: shows in New York at Rodney's and then I'm doing
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: I think I'm doing Zany's Nashville. I'm going to Chicago again.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Big cities, big things. This is a big I toured
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: super aggressively in the beginning of the year too.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: And Howard ticket sales because I'm hearing I'm hearing that,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: uh and the bubble is fucking I don't know.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: I just I'm just getting my I'm dipping my pen
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: and all the ink.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Francis are you don't you kind of notice that he
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: has like this upticking, like outward energy Like what.
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: Is what like the fact that I mean, I'll say,
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: like every time I come over to his house, he's
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: not he's too tired to hang out and I you know,
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: I mean he's legitimately like I have to return a
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: rental car. I have to I just got off a
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: plane from Atlanta doing this. You know, it's uh it
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: feels a little bit like a father that is deciding
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: to detach from his own family, and I can relate, like,
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: you know, quietly he's met someone and uh is basically
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: trying to let us down slowly and generally.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Oh where his family?
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: I think, I am, I think I know we're the ones.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Who but we're the ones who are getting detached from.
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he doesn't. He told me. He was like, guys,
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: what do you where do you see the pod going?
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: We're at a point now where like, let's have an
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: honest conversation.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: But is this worth continuing?
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: You know, not what it used to be? Like I
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: feel like we've all outgrown it.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: This is all false. All of these are laws.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Literally, what's the format with you, Jerry and Mook? Is
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: it a zoom podcast? Because that's exactly what we're doing
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: No, it's not going to be like a traditional like
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: it's not going to be like a podcast like it.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: It will be what we're putting out tomorrow, will be
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: exactly what we're doing right now. But I mean, but
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: that's just like it's kind of just more of like
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: an explanation of like, this is the project, but it's
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: not going to be like a podcast format thing, Like
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: it's definitely not going to be like a weekly basis like,
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: oh we got to record this again. You know, it's
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: going to be like when something is happening, we will
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: be recording.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: All right, listen, I'm not afraid to say it. I
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: miss you. I miss when you didn't have so much
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: going on, And I regret that I used to sort
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: of joke that you didn't do that much because this
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: version of you is not the one that I like.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: No me neither. But on the bright side, the out
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: of order shit, we're like pretty much done. Filming Atlanta
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: was like the last big thing, and uh yeah, so
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: my time will free up a lot. That's pretty much
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: where ninety nine percent of my time has been.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Francis. We are the wife that was get off the couch,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: like go go do get a hobby, go do something,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: take up golf, And now all he does is golf.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Now he found fucking multiple hobbies. He's an outdoorsman, he's
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: fucking it's it's we were left in the dust. We're
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: empty nesters now.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: The only hobby right now is just making cash. That's
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: the goal. Here, we're just trying to get out of
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: the gum. No, but we're going to you'll see how
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: this this league is. We're taking over. Everything is changing
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: from here. It's no more, no more USB mix guys.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: We're all gonna have our own personal studios.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: Is it sort of like a Making the band or
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: like an American idol of video games.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: In a way?
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: Well, that's a cool concept.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is, like like it's uh, pretty much worth
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: starting an organization.
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: For Call of Duty. That's Oh, you're starting like a
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: team like an optict or.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: And me, Jerry and Mooke are running it, and then
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: my friends, some couple of my buddies are gonna be involved.
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: To Are you gonna recruit players that are better than you?
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Oh? Absolutely yeah, that's like the so Francis you could play?
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: Well, is that why you didn't send me the email
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: because you're afraid.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: That emails haven't been sent out yet? But no, it's
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: gonna be that this won't be like like I'm not
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: even in the in the same realm as these guys.
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: This is gonna be like Mark Wahlberg trying out for
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: the Eagles. Yeah, I'd be like I got I gotta
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: clean up the back. I mean, I know that's not
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: a Philly accent, but you know, somehow I come out
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: there and like my uh, you know, in my painter's
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: overalls and just kill streak everyone.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised. I'm looking forward to it, but
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I'm also so a little bit hurt that you're doing
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: all this stuff without without me and Francis. But Francis,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I know that you're working on stuff without me and
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Harry too, And yeah, I know I know that you're
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I know that you're building things, and I know that
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: your your stand up bubble hasn't popped, and I know
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: that you're Can you talk about what you're what you're writing.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: Just helping Dave on his book, that's really kind of
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: it that's coming along, And.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I feel like you're making that seem like a very
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: like passive thing, like just but I feel like you're
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: definitely being very active with that, you know.
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: I mean, it's Dave's book, and uh, it's fun to
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: sort of have, you know, read the stuff that he's
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: putting out and learn a lot about barstool and like
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: stuff that I've heard of but had not been exposed
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: to your like behind, there's so many layers behind, behind
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: the layers that were known and kind of walking down
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: like a memory lane of twenty thirteen, fourteen fifteen right now.
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: It's pretty cool.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have to like, how do you like
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: you have to get into the headspace of Dave? Do
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: you have to method act as him and like buy
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: some horses and like fat shames some slobs or something,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: or like how do you.
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: I am just a vessel for Dave's you know, mind
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: and and his his he you know, he's leading the
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: charge on this. This is his book very much, and
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: I'm just trying to lend whatever bullshit like writing stuff
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: I've I've got to to this project. So that's it.
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: That's all.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of combos with Dave. You talk with Dave.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: I just had a meeting with him right before this,
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: and why is he not on the podcast?
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: Then he doesn't.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: You couldn't have just you couldn't have just dragged him
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: along or just added you could have just add it
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: us to the meeting, could have just gone from there.
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: He is still unaware that I am part of some
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: of the But the Internet Invitational is next week and
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: I'm going to be staying in a house with him.
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: They put me in the same airbnb with Dave.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Damn what so we're gonna what are you going to
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: do toothpaste?
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: Well, with Dave, what I'll do is I'll probably cut
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: the bottom of the toothpaste and let him squeeze out
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: from the bottom and all squeeze from the top, and
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: then we'll meet in the middle at some point. Look,
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: I'm not worried about sharing toothpaste with Dave. Okay, Dave
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: is not going to eat fucking burger.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: King at and you don't know that.
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: What if? What if dog bites?
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: What if Dave's What if your idea of Dave is
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: just complete?
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: What if his lifestyle is identical to Mook's? What would
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: you do with that?
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Would you have to step away from the book?
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: I think it would mean that I would doubt everything
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: I've learned about what it takes to become successful in
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: the world. Yeah, because how could a man like Dave
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: become as successful as he is if he's living Mook's lifestyle,
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: which is, to me, a recipe for not being successful Mooke's.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Mook's lifestyle has cleaned up drastically.
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: Has it now?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't believe.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: That it has. He doesn't need it like any He
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: doesn't need any good food anymore. We play video games
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: and it's just chicken and rice. That's what I mean.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: He did lose weight. I know he lost a little
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: bit of weight, but it is weird to see Dave.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: He's such a behemoth figure that it's weird to see
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Dave in other circumstances. Like when I did that this
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: track in uh, Florida, he drove me in his car
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: from the studio to his house, and it was just
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: weird to even see him drive. Like I didn't even
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: know I could drive. I never even considered it that
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: he drives, or like that he could like cook a
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: piece of food, or like he's like seeing your teacher
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: ass naked or something like that. It was just like
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: a little bit jarring, like I didn't I didn't know
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: he could even just had had his own car, like
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I expect Mike's the security guy to be driving everywhere.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: How was he behind the wheel?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: He was reckless?
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was like Dave, David's red, it's red, And
• 27:33
  Speaker 9: I was like, Dave, you're you're pulling up on it
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: was like one of those double decker car like double
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: decker trucks that carry a bunch of cars on it.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: But it was like it was empty and it was
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: a red light. I was like Dave, Dave David's red
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: and he fucking gunned it. We went up on the
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: back and did like a fast and furious.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Kind of That's awesome.
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: I never just everybody knows. Everybody knows dead's been runs
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: the traffic lights around here. It's not stopping for that shit.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Is he a Is he an outside land guy or
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: an inside lane like? Is he hugging is he hugging
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: the other cars? Or is he hugging the mailboxes?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Just like his politics? Perfectly centered?
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Really yeah, right down the middle, my god.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: People, Well people thought that he was leaning a little
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: bit towards the right, but if you actually get behind him,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: you'll see he's a dead soundly centered, dead center. It
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: was crazy. He's on both sides of the highway. What
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: are you saying, Phrancis, I'm sorry.
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: Well I tried to know you were telling a story.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: I interrupted. I was on the highway the other day
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: and for whatever reason, I just decided I was gonna
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: not drive that fast, and I got behind a car.
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: I think the speed limit was like fifty five. You know,
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: I was on the Taconic and I think it was
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: fifty five, and I think I went about like fifty four.
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: And I did that for maybe half an hour or so,
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: and I thought, this is what it feels like to
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: be hairy, except you're in the left lane.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: If I'm in the left lane, I'm pushing one fifteen.
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: No, it's not true. I did find it leisurely. I thought,
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: why have I been in a rush all of this time?
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: Why do I feel the need to pass cars on
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: the highway? Why does that feel like progress to me?
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think it's you realize that going that
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: fast is not really worth it, especially when you consider
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: that you're gonna get there a minute before.
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: The other people. Right.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: No, Also, if you're leading into dead stopped traffic, going
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: super fast doesn't do anything because you're always going to
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: end up in the traffic.
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: I completely agree. I guess for me, though, if I've
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: made that choice, the right lane feudels more comfortable.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Absolutely so.
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: I don't know why you're doing I.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Typically just take the shoulder, the rightest lane, alt right.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: I like to drive in the alt right.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: The q Andon Lane. It's I I'm often late, and
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: so that's why I would rush. But I am getting
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: to a point where I'm like, what the fuck am I?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Why am I rushing for?
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: I see those people weaving in and out. You're just like,
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: you're a fucking idiot.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: So I got cut off by probably like a sixty
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: five year old guy. Uh, and I honked my horn
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: at him and he hit me with this middle finger,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: thumb straight out, the slim shady finger. The slim shady yeah,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: like the l perfect right angle middle finger.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: It's like all the are involved.
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: The eight mile was him and Brittany Murphy both have
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: a fucking guyline. Fuck yourself.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: The guy hit me with the hard one, with the
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: with the thumb up, and I wound up next to him,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: and so like with the middle finger, I feel like
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: there's only one thing that you could hit back that
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: has the same type of gravitas and I hit so
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I hit him with the with this with your dick
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: is too small. You got a tiny ass dick. And
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's universal, like if someone up to
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: you outside of your car, would you get what they
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: were talking about?
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Absolutely well?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: He had he had like a seventeen year old riding shotgun,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: and then the seventeen year old started flipping me off
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: with the L two. Wow, it was a family affair.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: They had this tiny ass car like surfer bumper stickers
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: and they were just flipping me off super hard, tiny
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: dicking them back.
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: What about what about that NBA thing where you're like
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: too small, you're too small?
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you might have to roll the window down
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: for that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: Your car is too small.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: It was I mean, thumbs up is passive aggressive? This
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: the a okay has been co opted by by the
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: right lane. And uh, there's not a lot of other
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: stuff that you could do. That's just like a hand
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: gesture that the kemi ma tumbo wag was was taken
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: out by the h that was outlawed by the NBA
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: quite some time ago. That's an automatic fine. So there's
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: not a ton you could do.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: I think you got to start going gun to your
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: own head. I'm gonna fucking kill myself when you get
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: cut off.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Just apologize.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: Empathetic.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: You're just not that serious.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry the fucking peaky blinders.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: My car was my only place of peace and solido.
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: Who you ruined that.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: That's fucking genius. I never thought of that.
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: Harry. Harry hit us up yesterday and was like, guys,
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: bad news. I can't make it into the studio. We
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: got to record a remote and as a result, he
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: told me that we had to have these microphones in
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: order to improve the audio quality.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: I believe I'm the only one in New York City actively.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: I just want to clear that up.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: That's the way of the story.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm ready to roll. I could be in studio. Well,
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Harry was like, we can't.
• 33:52
  Speaker 7: I can't leave my apartment and come in because the
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: Canadian wildfires are the air quality is not good for
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: at risk groups. That's what it says on your phone.
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: By the way, it's like air quality bad for people
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: who are at risk or whatever. And I think given
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: the state of Harry's lungs due to his various habits,
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: yeah me, that ain't me. Probably best to stay inside, Harry. Yeah.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: Every funny, guys, very funny.
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: So anyway, Harry was like, can you go get a microphone?
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: And I was like, dude, I don't. I don't have
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: a fucking microphone. And he goes, well, you can get
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: one at any any Walmart. Or any best Buy or whatever.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: Guess how close the nearest Walmart was, because how far
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: I had to drive yesterday? How far an hour and
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: ten minutes? Should have thought that out before you got
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: up to up State. I spent two and a half
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: hours in the car getting this stupid fucking microphone.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Well it sounds phenomenal, Well it wouldn't hate you send
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: it over that link. Actually I need to get one myself.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: You basically had to go back to the city to
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: get a microphone.
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: Pretty much, pretty much.
• 35:11
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean, I have so many microphones. I
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  Speaker 7: Hey, I've been going down a major UFC rabbit hole
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  Speaker 7: for some reason and it's just been feeding a lot
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  Speaker 7: of clips to me on my Instagram and stuff. And
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: I have a question for you both. Do ask if
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  Speaker 7: you were to square off against a one hundred pound
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: UFC woman I'm losing, do you think you'd have a shot.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I'd lose to the worst one.
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: Due to one hundred pounds is like the smallest person
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: you've ever seen.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: One hundred pounds is pretty light. I don't even think
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: a hundred pound person would be able to take me
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: down unless they just like went straight from my balls.
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: What about one hundred and ten pounds. What's the cutoff?
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: I'm losing like I'm I'm in trouble.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: One ten.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: These are these women are are like they know the
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: pressure points, you know what I mean? These are basically
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: glorified massage therapists. But they'll be able to take your
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: your thumb and like fucking bend it in like such
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: a way that you will be brought to your knees.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Like these anyone that studies jiu jitsu might as well
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: be studying magic, like they could. They know all these
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: little things that we just don't know where it's like, yeah,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: obviously your standard one hundred pound woman, you spartan kick
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: into the abyss. But like someone who knows a little
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: bit about who knows like the tiniest amount of jiu
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: jitsu is fucking bending you.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, yeah, I agree with Ron. I mean,
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: anyone who's trained in jiu jitsu is gonna oak somebody
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: who experience.
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: Oh I don't, I don't think. I don't know. What
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: My answer is, my guests would be that they to
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: your point, a woman who's one hundred pounds and is
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: in the UFC is kind of turned my ankle one
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: hundred and eighty degrees around like it's the neck of
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: an owl.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: I think, like, I agree, But also it's like one
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: hundred pounds is like Francis, like, that's what you could
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: just go like that.
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: I'm two hundred and ten pounds. Are they so fast
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: that they could get into you know, my neck or whatever.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: I don't think it would have to be like a
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: surprise attack.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: No, you're beating them. You are because you're big and
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: athletic and muscular. Me and sass, I'm sorry. Well I
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: don't even have to lump you in with me. No,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: you in bag of fucking milk that would like clatter
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: like Lincoln logs. Dude, shit got like a hold of
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: my shoulder, my arm would pop off like a ken doll.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: Like I mean, I like a kid that plays like
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: aau basketball. If they crossed me up, I'm out. I'm done.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: So it's like, if this one hundred pound fighter is
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: is like quick at all, I'm fucked. Maybe I could
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: stop them if they were coming directly at me.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I think scooter to my shin could kill me absolutely.
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: I think I think a one pound them in the
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: UFC is probably what five feet at most in height
• 45:32
  Speaker 7: you're talking about maybe hey, you're talking about a reach
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: advantage that and everyone says that reach is the thing
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: that really changes fights. Reach advantage is crazy. I don't
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: you know. To me, it would be like defending myself
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: against a doll, like a big, bad golden retriever. Yeah.
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: I don't know. Maybe it's a pitbull. And if that's
• 45:57
  Speaker 7: the case, then yeah, I'm in trouble. But I'm just
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: kicking it.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: I'm just kind of yeah, yeah, you're more just like
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: get be like just moving them back.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I'll say this, Francis, if you had to be in
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: that situation, the punch that you would be able to
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: deliver to this woman's face would probably be so satisfying
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: if you had to do it, because she was attacking you,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: and this is a sanctioned combat, that knockout blow that
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: like you turning your hips and actually punching her in
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: the face will probably feel like a billion dollars.
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: I agree, But I don't know if i'd be I
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: actually don't know if i'd be able to hit her,
• 46:35
  Speaker 7: you know what I mean, because she is so quick
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: and dodgy and able that I would think that that's
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: what she's best at.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: You think though, because I'm feeling now, I'm starting to
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: think we're giving these guys a little too much credit.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: I mean, one hundred pounds verse two hundred and ten
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: pounds feels like you're gonna win that every single time.
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: You just picked them up and throw them.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, this blow on them like birthday ca.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: I mean you could just grab you could get like
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: both of their legs in one hand.
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: Just.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Twist them around your head like a helicopter, like.
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: Beat them into a tree like I'm trying to dry
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: a carpet or something.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Just the back and forth.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I think a chest punch would probably be really satisfying
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: too for you because there's less of the ability to duck.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: That they try and duck your chest punch, you wind
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: up catching them in the head, you know. Yeah, yeah,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like they are your best moves.
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: Well, I got I got another. I got another question
• 47:35
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• 47:39
  Speaker 7: stopped by this stone yard up here. You guys no
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: stone yards.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: And they sell stone.
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: We talked about this and the pobab. We talked about
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: stone masons and that I reached out. Yes, yes, I
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: found this awesome stone yard and What do you think
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: that like they make, you know, patios all that. What
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: do you think that their number one best, most valuable
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: part of their business is.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: Like what they sell the most?
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Is it the pebbles that they like put out front
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: of the house.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: I like that. I'm gonna go with I feel like
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: it's got to be something in the bathroom mm hmm something,
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: And it's got to be something in the kitchen.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Granite slabs for countertops or swords swords?
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Is it shields?
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: Since when are there stone swords? I think you're you're
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: mixing up the sword in the stone.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: The stone is sword. It was called the stone and
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: the sword is it?
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: They're they're building the stones that trap the swords for eternity.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: No, just condensing a bunch of stone. We need a
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: really strong stone.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: Until special needs child walks behind. They're the one that
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: can lift it.
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: Now, the the answer is grave headstones.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, I could see that for sure.
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: People die constantly and everyone wants a headstone to mark
• 49:18
  Speaker 7: and you know, here lies Edith and she's beloved mother
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: and whatever. So that's the biggest thing. And uh, they
• 49:28
  Speaker 7: these guys were awesome. I worked with them. They put
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: they built me a table, and they finished the table.
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: It's five feet by three feet with a stone base.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: How much is a way?
• 49:41
  Speaker 7: How much do you think this thing weighs?
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Wait, say the measurements again.
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: Five feet by three feet top with a stone base,
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: that's kind of like a t it's like a cross,
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: two legs underneath.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be like three fifty.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: I was gonna go three hundred because I'm thinking how
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: many UFC fighters, how many female UFC fighters that.
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: Would equal.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Three free female UFC bantam weights against a table? Who wins.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Against a slab of concrete?
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: It's how much fifteen hundred pounds?
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: Holy fuck? So then how we can transport that?
• 50:26
  Speaker 7: They were like, dude, we want to give this to you,
• 50:28
  Speaker 7: but you have to check with your structural engineer built
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: your fucking floor. What's beneath you? And I was like
• 50:37
  Speaker 7: a basement And they said, okay, yeah, you need to
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: see whether or not the floor can hold that much weight.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Now this is like a terrible idea.
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: This is where I'm going to be working. And imagine
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: like I'm sitting there typing and then one day, all
• 50:57
  Speaker 7: of a sudden, I just sinkhole and I'm plunging with
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: my legs beneath a fifteen hundred pound table down into
• 51:07
  Speaker 7: my storage unit.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, your legs would be they would be turned to
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: mashed potatoes.
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: I mean it's a bad situation. That's like something that
• 51:15
  Speaker 7: happens in like Brazil.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: You know, you would get turned into a quarry.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, imagine right now we're doing remote where the
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: fuck did Francisco?
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be that.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like it'd be like you'd be like a
• 51:33
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• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just think, Yeah, you.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Get ripped through that's terrifying. We're gonna need more floor.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Was it a Chief Key concert where they fell through
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: the floor? It was Reese? What was that concert? A
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: couple of years ago? Round You definitely saw it where
• 51:50
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• 51:51
  Speaker 1: It was Token.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: It was Token, Yeah, it was a token. They were
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: vibing that hard to Token.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: They were washing at a Token concert and we got
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: ripped through the floor. No, it was Watski. They were
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: washing at a Watski concert and it fucking ripped through
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: the floor.
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: What Then the guy goes, he goes, well, do you
• 52:13
  Speaker 7: do you think you'd feel comfortable? I was like, dude,
• 52:15
  Speaker 7: I don't know if I have no idea. If that
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: is an amount of weight that would my floor could support.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, what if you put it like outside or
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: could it even go out there? To be like, you
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: have to check with mother nature see if that's going
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: to hold up on the ground.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to check with Isaac Newton. We don't
• 52:36
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• 52:38
  Speaker 7: The Earth's crust, how strong are the tides around you?
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: What what phase of the moon is it?
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I he goes, well, would you feel comfortable
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: having like twelve people standing very close together in the
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: middle of your floor? And I was like, I would
• 52:57
  Speaker 7: have until you asked this question. Yeah, I hadn't thought
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: about that, but yeah, I mean I would have thought
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: having a group of people like standing super close together
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: in my apartment my place would have been fine.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would concert.
• 53:16
  Speaker 7: That I worry about.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, why don't you have like a small soiree
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: and just get everybody to jump.
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: I don't want them jumping. The table's not going to jump.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: But you gotta give that.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Would see it like the force of the ore ten
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: people and they jump or something like that.
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: I need them to do a reverse human pyramid where
• 53:38
  Speaker 7: one person supports like nine or ten other people on
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: their own shoulders and stands with just two feet in
• 53:46
  Speaker 7: as concentrated as spot. The other thing I learned what's
• 53:50
  Speaker 7: lucky about my place is that the where I want
• 53:54
  Speaker 7: to put this table is at the corner of the room.
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: And so you gotta figure the weakest point of the
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: boards beneath the floor or whatever all those pieces is
• 54:06
  Speaker 7: the center right.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: In the middle.
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, trampoline at exactly so at the corner it should
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: be okay, But I don't know. I'm taking a risk.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: I would say my biggest concern is that, you know,
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: you get the table right, you get the table in
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: and it's and it's just it's a hit, like it's
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: not going anywhere. The floor is not moving. And then
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: you say, you know what, let's have a couple of
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: people over for dinner. I want them to see the
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: table and then that first plate that you place on
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: just a perfect square out of the floor, straight down. Yeah,
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: that's my concern.
• 54:42
  Speaker 7: Blame it on some woman whose body dysmorphic, Hannah, have
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: you been?
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: You're gonna have to have people step on a scale
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: before they come into the house so you can do
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: the weight distribution at dinner.
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: Thanks for nothing, we're all there a pair of thanks
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: to your gluttony.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to have to organize the inside of
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: your living room like a hot air balloon flight. We
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: need you to over here, you in the front up here, Hey, Steve,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: I hate to do this.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: You're gaining weight. We need you at the head of
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: the table. Not a side guy. You're just not a
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: side guy anymore.
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: Roan. Have you ever been on a hot air balloon ride?
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I'm far too scared, but I want to go to
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Cappadocia just for the hot air balloon rides. I'm not
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing a hot air balloon until I get
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: the Cappadocia.
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: That's the that's the mecca of it, for sure.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Have you done one?
• 55:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah? I did one in Kenya and it was cool. Well,
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: the coolest part about it is that when they're not
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: gasing the balloon, it's silent. It's just sailing basically, right,
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: So there's big periods of time where you're floating through
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: the sky silently, and that's a cool experience.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: I genuinely don't know if there's something that would terrify
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: me more than that, really, I think, Yeah, I'm thinking
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: about it, right now like I for the lot, if
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: you offer me like a million dollars, I don't think
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: I could get on one of those things.
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: Well, we floated over a river that had I don't
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: know sixty hippopotamuses and then like hundreds of crocodiles in it,
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: and we weren't that high up, and there was a
• 56:28
  Speaker 7: moment where I thought, hey, buddy, why don't you pull
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: that switch a couple of times?
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's uh, let's make lose a couple of sand bags, let's.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Get a let's get over this part of the because
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: if the hippopotamus start working together and do that human
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: pyramid hippopotamus pyramid and fucking climb up to get you
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: on each other's shoulders, if they get a trench coat
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: and and pretend to be one really big hippopotamus, that
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: could fucking bite right into you, which is terrifying.
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: Who's that very tall man in a trench coach? Doesn't
• 56:59
  Speaker 7: he know there are?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: That has to be one of the coolest places to
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: go on a hot air balloon ride, though I would
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: probably make it way less scary just going super high.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: There was a movie about like the first hot air
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: balloon flights and it looked fucking terrifying because they're going
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: through storms and the basket's getting like whipped around. One
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: of them was a woman that was doing it too,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: a brave, brave woman Airhart. But early on in the
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: battle Rap days, there was like this league called grind Time,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: and the owner of the league, this dude Mad Ills,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: was like, we're about to do crazy stuff from battle
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Rap this year. It's gonna be like nighttime battles, like
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: pay per view battles. We're even gonna do a battle
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: in a hot air balloon. And everybody's like, why the
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: fuck would anybody want to see that? But eventually they
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: did do the hot air balloon rap battle. So if
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: you look out there, there's just two dudes rap battling
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: in a hot air balloon. But I'm pretty sure one
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: of the dudes was just like scared as fuck, so
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: he's just like holding on to the side the entire
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: time as he tries to spit like a rap ferst
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: being like, you're a fucking pussy.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't fuck with that at all. I don't
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: funk with I mean, I barely even fuck with flying
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: on a plane. I'm not getting in something that's controlled
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: by hot air. God forbid, there's a gust of cool air.
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: We Uh. The funniest part about it was, and I've said,
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: I think I said this before on a pod, but
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: our guy, the guy who was pulling the lever, he
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: kept calling himself a pilot, and I was like really,
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: and he's like, yeah, me and the other pilots, you know.
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: I'm like, dude, you're you're the nurse practitioner pilots. Can
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: we can we be honest with ourselves. You have one
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: control and you are completely at the mercy of the wind.
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: You can't even steer this fucking thing. You know. You
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: got one You go up and you go down. That's
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: all the control you have.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: You're you're an elevator attendant.
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: Elevator operator exactly. You're not a pilot.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: It's kind of crazy that they still don't have like
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: like you know how like a sailboat. Now they have
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: like the backup motor.
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, that's been the case for a while.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm saying, in terms of things that are
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: powered strictly by wind, you would think like maybe we
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: get maybe let's just throw a couple of wings, throw
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: a couple of wings, on the hot air balloon case. Yeah,
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: someone that's gonna get us not killed.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I mean you're you're saying that that you don't fuck
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: with hot air balloons because they rely on hot air.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: But like that's what planes are relying on air too.
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: Planes definitely feel a little safer than a hot air balloon.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because you're not on a balcony. Like it's
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: just you're basically on a freelance balcony.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: I mean, a plane can't be taken out by a thumbtack.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: Like That's why I'm not really that worried about planes.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: When you land, the basket just bounces on the ground
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: and they make you strap in before the landing and
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: then it tips and you're on your side.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: People like break their legs at landing.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: Not with a good pilot. Now with our pilot, our pilots.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: At one point, our pilot had the the distance record
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: traveling from the West coast of America across to the.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: East coast, purely by accident.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, a few hundred miles.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: Well, I guess we're setting the record today.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: The wildfires really got under it.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: I was like, yeah, he was so he was obsessed
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: with the piloting of hot air balloons. I'm like, dude,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: you're municating to the other guys with walkie talkies. There's
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: no satellite, no radar, no intercom system, there's no air
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: traffic control tower.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: Do they have any sort of plan B Like, is
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: there like parachutes?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: No, dude, you're no more than like eighty to one
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 7: hundred feet off the ground at most at a given time.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen ones that are super high.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: We didn't go. We didn't go super high because the
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: higher you go, the less you can see the animals.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: And the better view Afghanistan has of you.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, the.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Better the Chinese can see you. Was the Chinese weather
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: balloon that like supposedly just accidentally like went over our
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: military bases and into the White House and had sex
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: with our top politicians, Yeah, to all of our politicians,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: just seduced our politicians. Surely you must give offs.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: They should have had a little walkie talkie on it
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: so it could speak.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: A seductive spy balloon just like showing what.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: Ron, How's how's how's the shore?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: It's beautiful? Hat Francis, you've been to Avalon.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: Right, Yeah? I love Avalon.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: You just get in.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Uh no, I got into the other day. The whitest
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: place in America. Of course, Avalon makes the Hamptons look
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: like Birmingham, Alabama. It is no joke.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: Are you gonna go down to the shorehouse this weekend?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Just pop by?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: It been invited. I gotta get invited.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: You gotta be the kids over, get the kids out
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: to meet Nicki Smokes.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: Nicky Smokes. Nicky Smokes called me, what do you say? Well,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: he wanted to let me know that he thought I
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: was doing good work. But I'm sure that was just
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: I'm sure that was just a trojan horse to uh
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: make you know, because I like to give him advice.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: I like to help him. I I don't know why,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: but I got a soft spot for Nicky Smokes and
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: I do too.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: But it sounds like he's the one giving you advice. Like, Hey,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: you're really crushing it lately, Bro, you've been taking everything
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: up and saying because.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: A lot of people are noticing in Chicago, a lot
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: of people are starting to catch.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: On stay by your phone. You might get that.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: They're saying. They're saying, there might be room. I okay,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 7: you know, but yeah, so I I just said he
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: was like, what do you think you know? Uh, And
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: I was like, dude, my my advice would be, you know,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: go in there and uh wait for the first sort
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: of fight or pyrotechnic moment to happen, and then jump
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: in and make it as big of a deal as possible.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I don't like giving it. Give an example, like how
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: could he do that?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: Well, when he walks in on you know, k Dick
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: or whatever taking a ship on one of the girl's
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: pillows and then they come in and they're furious about it.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: He should come in and be like whoa, whoa, whoa guys,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: and then yeah, the pile of ship and smear it
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: on the walls.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, double the situation.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah. No, I Actually what I told him was, I
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: was like, dude, I would I would ease in, would
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: be my advice.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: It's hard to get your advice on this show because
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: any advice I have is the opposite of whatever I
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: would do.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's you know what I mean.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Like, it's supposed to be like a show of bad decisions.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Like if everybody acts like in like an ethical and
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: straightforward manner, the show is gonna stuck suck, Like everybody's
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: like good people to one another and like considers everybody
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: else's opinions and and like it's making like fun.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: Making one in frozen margaritas when when anyone like.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: One, I got church in the morning, I think I'm
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: gonna head to head to bed after I.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Pretty much I pretty much told Tommy to do that.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: I told him to just go full white night like
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: cause no trouble, only only support people.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 7: Do you think Tommy's going to hook up with girls?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: That's what I was talking to him about, and he said, yes.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: That's awesome.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: I love was like, that's a bad idea, but up.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: To you if I see it, like like it's a
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: this kind of obfuscated punchline of like Tommy and Glennie
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: hooking up with girls, Like it's fun to think about,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: and like we don't know what it looks like if
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: we see it on camera, it's not gonna be fun anymore. No,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Tommy smokes making out with the girl, like he's not
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: gonna have like this cool, funny, like mysterious factor. It's
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: gonna be like have you ever seen people make out?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Like it's gross.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: Nasty, especially unattractive people. Oh yeah, that's even worse. Not
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: saying that anyone on that cast is unattractive. But my god,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: I once saw I was in I meant, I'll never
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: forget this. I was in the Union Square subway station
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: and it must have been July, so it was, you know,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: one hundred and fifteen degrees. As I was waiting for
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: the subway, and I saw right to my right it
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: was like a teenage couple, probably in high school. And
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: they were both of Latin origin. And I knew that
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: because the young man had a very pubic mustache just
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 7: starting to poke through, and he and the girl that
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 7: he was with were making out so aggressively that you
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 7: could like hear it over the din of the trains. Yeah,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: and in that heat, that was the most disgusting thing
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: I'd seen.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: Dude, I've had that happen on stage. Have you ever
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: had that? Well, you're on stage and you just start
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: hearing it, and then you're looking around and you're like,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: what the fuck.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: And you're like, Tommy Smokes, are you making out with
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: the girl at my show? Dude?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: Dude, that's happened to me two times on stage, and
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: both times, trying to address it has been like the
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: biggest I've never thought. I've said this before, but I've
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: never thought something was going to get a bigger laugh.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: That got legitimately zero laughs everyone because you were.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Like, what are you gonna do? Be like, don't hey
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: little leave a little room for the Holy Spirit?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: Like, well, I mean, if you're on stage, you're looking
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: at the crowd. So it's like, I don't want to
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: be doing jokes watching people make out through my jokes.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because when you start getting hard during your jokes,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: it's just back not funny.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: Then I have a hard time focusing.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: If you just have a fucking rock hard cock on stage,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: then like everybody in this in the audience is going
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: to have a bad time because of penis envy. Actually,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: and that's what that was your point.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: Exactly where I was going with that.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: I appresume right, that was what you were saying, penis envy.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: That's how I vest did it. That's that was the
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: subtext I gathered.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: Let's quep, let's click, let's quit beating around the book
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: and talk a little ball thoughts talking ball, Francis, you
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: got you interested in talking.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 7: A little ball? I am excited to talk some ball.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. I've almost finished quarterbacks. I'm obsessed.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Great's your favorite characters, who's your favorite main character of
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: the show, and then who's your favorite side character that's
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: not in the NFL.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 7: I mean, I hate to say it, but my favorite
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: character is Joe Burrow for sure. He he isn't as
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: cool as I thought he was, but I like.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: Which makes him makes him cool.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's like shy and yeah kind of, I don't know,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 7: like I'm unsure of himself. He's not some you know,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: he wears like fur coats and smokes cigars and stuff.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 7: But I think that that is far more, as Harry
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: would put it, performative than who he truly is. You know.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, even the way.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: That Joe Burrow, I'm sorry, go ahead, no, go ahead.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: I think that if he started having sex with men,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: then I think that fifty one percent of American manas
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: would have sex with men too. I think that that
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: I think he could turn off of America gay just
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: but I think people would follow his lead.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: Very interesting.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: He ag, Yeah, he's pretty cool.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: I think Joe Burrow is gonna have a big season.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 7: I hope so, man.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: I think the Bengals offense will have a big season.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: I don't really know anything about their defense. So I
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: just know this sucked last year. But I was reading
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: this morning that Mike Rabel had to get in between
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: barrawl at training camp between von Miller and that new
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: running back. We got Henderson and apparently he was in
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: the bottom of the Vrabel was in the bottom of
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: the pile and came up bloody. Isn't that fucking crazy?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: He came up with blood all over his face. They said,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: I haven't been able to find any footage.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: He's only getting good at coaching so he can be
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: closer to the action. Yeah, I feel like we all
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: know coaches who are like that. There's always like Little
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: league coaches who just wish they were playing so badly.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what you want. You want that out of coach.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you who doesn't have that. Nick Sirianni bomb.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Next, he definitely has that.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: You know who's a bomb is Johnny Manziel. What the
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: fuck was that all about?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: I have a prediction. I got a big prediction on
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: topic of Johnny Manziel. I think he goes right wing
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: grifter within the next two weeks. One hundred thousand. Ever
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: been more certain of something in my entire life.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: He's just at a desk at a set in his
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: in his own house, like Nick fointes.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, he already has Grock writing up like the most
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: racist tweets you could possibly think of, and it'll end.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: The first one will end in a question. It'll just
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: be like a video of people in India and he'll
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: tweet it and be like, what do you notice?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: He'll just do, He'll just tweet out like five words.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: He'll just be like, you smell bad, and everybody will
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, fuck exactly. Sign it to every group
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: that they already hate.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 7: Exactly. It'll be some like white lady lying face down
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: in the street, uh, you know, bloody or whatever, and
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: he'll be like, any reason why the left hasn't covered
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 7: this exactly? Yeah, And it's like, well, that happened in
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 7: twenty seventeen by a trolley because she was drunk, but trolley,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: yeah exactly.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: I I really think that's where he's gonna go. I'm
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: very confident just because, like I think the Gilly thing,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: like him and his him and his Gilly, the Gilly
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: and him argument didn't bother me at all, Like I don't.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: I wasn't really paying too much attention, but it my
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: in my opinion, him calling out Gilly and then immediately
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: going to set up the rough and rowdy that screams
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: I'm out of money? Does it not? Does that not?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: I mean it's screams I have zero dollars left.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: That actually makes more sense than and makes him seem
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: way more in control than just telling somebody online I'm
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: gonna slap the shit out of you. That's a crazy
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: thing to say online.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 7: You know that we hired him, We tried to have
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: a podcast with him, with Casey.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: I think right, really, yes, he's still on payroll sas
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: so you'll be hearing from Gas You're actually gonna be
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: fighting him in Rough and Rowdy now, just like I.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: Don't know, the immediate call out to rough and Rowdy
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: made me think, you know, that doesn't make a while
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: more it's not going well for Manziel And uh yeah,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: this is I mean, I feel like you typically see
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: that when people are grasping at anything. The call out.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: Who was the last guy to call out rough and rowdy,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: the fucking guy that we had to fire immediately, the
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: guy from Jersey Shore or whatever or something, who's that
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about? Got a big old
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: tattoo on him? Who are you? Swastika? Who you don't know?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: Who you don't remember this?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: This was like three year's a barstool employee who had it.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: Was like he was like a reality TV show guy
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: that we were like. Everyone was like, oh, this guy's
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: coming into the Tommy something.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 7: I know who you're talking about. It was the guy
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: Tommy like, uh cheese balls, yes, yes.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: My my real life is the Jersey Shore or like
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: this true life?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, that's he. He immediately came in and was
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: like set me up with rough and rowdy. And it's
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: not like Johnny Manziel's sitting at home being like I
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: really want to get into professional fighting. It's definitely like
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: I need something to get to get the wheels moving again.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: M hm, get me back in shape. Maybe I'm playing
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: a little bit of quarterback.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: The fact that he went at cha, the fact that
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: he was side texting cha pictures I've been pulling the
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: sides of his eyes back. I thought was so fucked up.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 7: What what's oh? Oh?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: I thought that was insane and bigoted of him.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: It's like old, it's like old, that's old racism.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: It's old racist. That's like, yeah, turn of the century racism.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like giving someone like the pinky finger. But yeah,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: that's just my that's my hot take on Johnny Manziel.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: I think he's gonna go right wing.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 7: Good take fast. It's a solid take, for sure.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: That is actually a really good take. But you might
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: have you might have nipped it in the bud. He
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: might have. He's gonna be like and if like, I'm
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: planning this and you just tweeted it out.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's either that or my whole life. It's one
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: of the two.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I would I would go right first and then do
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: the coin. I don't think that going coin first is
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: going to get you and graces, especially if you're rugging.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 7: True.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean he's definitely a rug.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Guy, Francis. Who's your least favorite or who's your favorite
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: side character from the from the Quarterback series?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 7: Oh, gosh, I'll tell you who mine was while you
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 7: while you think of it.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: The Kirk Cousin's brother.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the one who looks just like him, kind of.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Who he harmonizes with and who goes dressed up to
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: the game and like Kirk's pissed off off. He's like,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: that's way to look.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: At me moment.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you have a film crew following you around
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: playing his stadium like he's yeah, he's way too look
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: at me for me. You play the most important position
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: in sports and that's been your lifelong dream. Your brother
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: like shows up to support you in a cowboy hat
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: and you're like, he's a fucking knucklehead attention whore.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 7: I'll say that I really liked Kirk Cousins's wife, h
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 7: She seemed so ride or die. And there was this
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 7: moment when he, you know, gets called and told that
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 7: Michael Pennox is going to replace him as the starter,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 7: and he calls Michael Pennox to tell him like, the
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 7: job is yours. Good luck, and she's recounting the story
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 7: to the camera and she says, I thought that moment
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 7: was when I I mean, she was like, who does that?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 7: It makes me emotional? And then she tries to fight
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 7: back to tears and she does that thing where she
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 7: catches them. She's holding up the makeup. She goes, she
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 7: goes like this ready, I'm gonna do my impression. She goes,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 7: that's just the type of man that he is. Almost
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 7: I almost cried. I almost cried. I was like, imagine
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: your wife knowing that, believing in you that much and
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 7: being like, see, everyone, this is the man I'm married to. Yeah,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 7: that's a pretty cool fucking thing to have your wife
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 7: endorse you on that level. I think she.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: Probably saw that Falcons eighty million dollar contract and was like,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: why are we giving up right now? There's another team?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: We can find another team.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've had he had like multiple fully guaranteed contract
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: His first contract with the Vikings when it was fully
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: guaranteed was three years, one hundred million dollars and no
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: one was getting fully guaranteed, and he got all of
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: that guaranteed. And then I think he got another full
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: guaranteed contract, and maybe he's just fully guaranteed with the
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Falcons right now.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: I want to say his Falcons contracts full guaranteed.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: I think it was eighty million.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: And also I bet the quarterbacks who have wives that
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: tell good stories about them probably get bigger contracts. Like
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: it's a nice pr what is it shocking?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like he's like top five, he's got to
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: be top five pies paid.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 7: What what exactly were the Falcons doing? What exactly happened there?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 7: Why did they do that?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: Kirk Cousins started sucking at the end of the season.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 7: He had in why they draft Michael Pennix after signing
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 7: Kirk to like what was it a four year deal
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 7: or something?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: They must have had worries about him playing.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, you sign him if you had those worries.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: They signed a four year, one hundred eighty million dollar contract.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: That contract includes one hundred million dollars guaranteed.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Set. Yeah, she doesn't give a fuck, And I think
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: that she's from Georgia. I feel like I remember hearing
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: about got married, the fact that it was Yeah, that
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: makes sense.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 7: He got married there. Yeah, they know it.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and so he pretty much just got it.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: It was like fast and he I think I feel
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: like it just like they just signed on and just
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: it was like a split decision maybe by both sides.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: It's probably if that's somewhere they wanted to like move
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: back to, you know, like there. I mean, he's getting
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: paid so much goddamn money, So he's I mean, so
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: he's still is he still He's still on the team. Yeah,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: and he's just gonna be the backup quarterback that gets
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: paid forty five million dollars a year.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: I think I bet he gets traded to like the
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: Saints or something like that.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could see that who sat quarterback.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: It's in division, so maybe not. But uh, they have
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Spencer Rattler. They drafted a guy in the second round
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: called Tyler Shuck and he fucking sucks. He's like a
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: and I think he's like twenty seven years old. He's
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: like fucking older than you, sass, and he sucks ass.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: So they're about to go back to Spencer Ratler, who
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think is good either. So I feel like
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: they need a guy.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't have a guy.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: They don't have a fucking guy. But maybe they're going
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: for Arch Manning next year. Yeah, true, wouldn't that make sense?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: Just probably?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Arch, because I mean his grandfather played there, Yeah.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: In New Orleans.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 7: You know what else I liked from the show? Yes, brother?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 7: What Jared Goff wins a game. I think they go
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 7: to like fourteen and two or something like that, and
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 7: he's up late at night with his parents and his
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 7: wife sitting around a table and they're like, so, what's
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 7: up for the next couple of days And he's like, well,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 7: we have tomorrow off, and they're like, and I think
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 7: She's like, what do you want to do and he goes,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 7: we're sleeping. We're sleeping all day and and there everyone's like, okay,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 7: that makes sense. Like nobody nobody's like, oh, we never
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 7: get any time together, Like are you sure? I've been
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 7: really wanting to go check out this art installation like
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 7: this is our only It's like, okay, yes, I accept
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 7: given what you put yourself through that on this one
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 7: day that we have together, you will just sleep all
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 7: fucking day.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'll do it with you. Fuck it, I'll
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: just great.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, just like they probably start playing pro football
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: to get out of apple picking. They're like, fuck it,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be an all pro dude. I literally
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: have to be an all pro. I do not want
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: to go on a fucking hay ride Like that's insane.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 7: Oh, your best friend's having a destination wedding and Corsica.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 7: Unfortunately that conflicts with what I have to do in
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 7: order to make the living that I do. Yeah, it's
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 7: in the off season.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: Just going out of Ota. This is a ten year vet.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: Day one.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 7: I'll be recovering from the surgery that I had to postpone.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 7: Even though there's an amount of pain I'm dealing with
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 7: that prevents me from, you know, sleeping at night.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, speaking of that, do you guys watch do youuys
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: watch Happy Deal More?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 6: Too?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: I like had it on. I wasn't like watching it.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: Had it on while I was doing other shit. I
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: saw that his telescope, but I thought.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 7: It was good.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: I thought that movie got way too much shit.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was funny.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: The ending was fucking insane, but the up until, like
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: I mean I probably watched. I turned it off with
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: like twenty minutes left, and up until I'd say, like
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: the last thirty forty minutes, I thought it was great.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: I thought I thought it was very funny.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: I was hooting and hollering, you know what it felt
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: like to me an Adam Sandler movie, Like Zach was
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: fucking an Adam Sandler movie. And why there's even discourse
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: about it?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't either. The cameos thing too, I was
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: expecting that to be like a big thing. It's like,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: there's cameos, but they're really not. It' sound like the
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: only one that I thought was like kind of out
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: of place was the eminem one.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 7: Mm.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's like the iconic character that's like the
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: iconic sleeper character who's not a main character of the
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: whole thing being associated with that guy. They're probably like eminem,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: you could have any role you want, and that's probably
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: what he chose.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: Probably. Yeah, I thought Bad Bunny was very funny.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was great. I thought that, But I just
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't like the Ben Stiller part though.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like they could have used Stiller in
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: a better way the way I love Stiller. I know
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: you hate him around you guys.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Haven't I love him in that? That's the Yeah, that's
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: such a funny role. I actually thought he was great.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you and you and still are like Manzielle and Gilly.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: Dude, I was watching him. I was watching a video
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: of uh it was like an African travel video and
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: there was they were like float they were they went
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: to like some slum maybe in Nigeria. I think it's
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: a floating slum in Lagos, Nigeria. Yeah, and it's literally
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: just people live on floating trash and these cobble together
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: their houses and like it was like forty minutes into
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: the video and this like Nigerian dude points to the
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: camera and he was like ben Stilla came here and
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: promised that he would give seventy thousand dollars to build
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: an orphanage, and he never gave them money. No, I
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: got so excited that I like filmed, I filmed my
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: like TVs. It's like, like, I fuck, I fucking knew it, dude,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: I fucking knew it the whole time. So I'm ready
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: to unleash that whenever, like if war is ever back on.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like Scott's Tots. Yeah, office episode. I
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: watched it the other day.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: I have to find this video and fucking send it
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: to you guys. It made me it was such a
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: hidden gem, like God planned it out for me to see.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: Scott's Toots has to be one of the funniest episodes
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: of any television show ever. When they're dancing, when they
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: it's so fucking funny.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: I honestly can't even watch that episode because it like
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: makes me uncomfortable.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it takes me like I gotta pause it
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: every now and then take a deep breath.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 7: Doesn't he end up paying for the books for one
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 7: student and it's like what about the other students books?
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: How nobody?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 7: Who didn't they find out that he bought her the books, like,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I think he was he bought. He
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: bought the dude, this dude the books. And he's like
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 4: all right. He's like, you know what, I'll do a
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: pay for your books. And he's like are you sure.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: He's like there're a lot and he's like all right.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: He's like how much and he's like about like a
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 4: grand and he's like and then he starts writing the
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: check and he's like, no, it's every quarter. That's every quarter.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: And then he writes the checks and he's like, you
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: have to call me before you deposit these.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 7: Oh man.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: Just a good just a good show. I was watching
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: a little cable in the hotel.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: That's really nice.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: Love getting a little cable going.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 7: It's fun.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: The house down here that I have that i'm staying
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: at has a has a live PD channel, and so
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: I put on Live PD for maybe fourteen hours the
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: other day.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: It's so great.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: You see, I mean, everyone is a good one. They
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: have ones where there's no camera and it's just they
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: only put like the hero cops on live PD. So
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: it's just like justice prevailing every time, cops making amazing decisions.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: I saw a guy pull out a knife and then
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: the cop shot just shot the guy once, like he
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: literally shot the injure. I've never seen that. I thought
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: that was like a movie thing, like he just hit
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: the guy once. And then another cop came up with
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: like his taser drawn like a weapon, and he tasered
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: the guy. Neither of them like shot Failey. Even though
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: this this guy who wants to die is charging them
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: with a massive knife. I feel like a lot of
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: cops would just unload that's cart blunch to unload the clip. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: they acted perfectly.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: I'd love to get a mix though, like they should
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: really it should be unbiased. I want to see fourteen
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: hours straight of raw cop footage, no picking and choosing,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: you know, like I'm cool getting some heroic acts in there,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: but I also want to see like, oh man, I've
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: been loving watching those videos of the cops trying to
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: like when they pull over and do that's in like
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: the FBI.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: Those are fake now, they are always fake. No, those
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: are always.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 7: Fake, insane just the same. It's on a fucking the
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 7: badge is on the neck chain that's made of like
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 7: the stuffy buy it you get a fucking you knows.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's part of a Halloween costume.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so many of those videos, and they're always fake.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: They're always trying to dump them down my throat. Those
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: are they do the job of making them fake. Sty
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: keep an eye on for it. You're a smart guy.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: Faking a cop video can't be that easy, though. It's like,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: you need body.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: Care, you need two people.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 4: What do you like to strap on a go bro?
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: You could use put your phone on your chest and
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: put a filter on it. They probably could easily. It's like,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: you need two people for those interactions, and you like,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: you just have to act it decently well. And that's
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: five hundred million views.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: I just saw that. I just saw that one the
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: other day of the dude the football player who gets
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: pulled over and he does the field sobriety tests and
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: he passed and they're like, you're under arrest.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a classic one. The light skin dude in Arizona.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: Is he light skin? I think he's just a white dude.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, maybe I'm thinking of another video.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: He's got a little swagger to him. Don't get me wrong,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: but I think he's white.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: Or maybe he's is he like Native American or something
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: like that or Filipino or something. I don't know.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: Then there was another one that I saw of a
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: dude on a boat and he who gets arrested for nothing?
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 4: He get arrested for nothing?
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, what are my options right now?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're under arrest. And he's like, I didn't do anything.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 7: He's wearing the life preserver, Like we.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: Think you're intoxicated. It's like I'm with my family.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: They're like the wife's like, well, when you're wrong, what
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: happens in the cops, Like, we're not wrong, We're never wrong.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: I watched uh, what was it called some Rebel Ridge.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: I watched it twice.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: Oh banger. What did you think about the bike scene
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: at the beginning, the scene where he's biking up next
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: to the next to the bus.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's amazing, exactly exactly.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that seems a banger.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: Either. I like, no moreno during the national anthem, I
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: got rules. I love the corrections officer just like not
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: doing anything. If someone pulls up next to that, but
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: like they're in the most corrupt town in America. They're
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: easily just knocking him off the road. He's just right
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: next to them. Oh my god.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 7: And Since when can a bus of prisoners just like
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 7: stand up and open the window and you know, reach
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 7: out to the guy on a bicycle outside.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, being on that bus ride to jail must be wild.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Like Survivor. I feel like it's like Survivor where you
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: start making alliances right away him.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's just based on who you sat next to.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: These are my brother You guys are my brothers.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: Now what happened in Shawshak? I forget when they're driving.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: To When they show up on the bus and all
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: the prisoners are lined up watching as they get off. Yeah,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: it's brutal.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: How tough would how tough would you guys act in jail?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 7: I'd be I'd be strategic.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I would try to be strategic too.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 4: I would try to keep to myself, but I don't
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: want to keep to myself too much that I'd become
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 4: like a target.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'd be looking for idols the whole time.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: One day of immunity, no one can fuck you in
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: the ass to that, ah, I have a cell.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 7: Attached to a rope. The rope that is an unfuckable ass.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: I used to watch that show forty Days What was it?
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: Called Forty Days In or something like that, where people
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: would go in, like school teachers would go in and
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: pretend to be prisoners. It was an amazing show and
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: like they would just interview the prisoners. It's so fucking good,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: and they're like, yeah, I think he's I don't think
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: he's an actual prisoner, because like suddenly a camera crew
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: shows up at your fucking jail and start following someone around,
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: that would be the biggest red flag.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 7: I I watched some clips from some of those shows,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 7: and you know, I always wondered about how real they
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 7: are because they always end up having fights, right, But
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 7: the fights always happen out of view of the camera,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 7: do you know what I mean? Like they go into
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 7: the cell and they only have the camera view that
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 7: it's like part of the gen pop middle area.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, what is strategic?
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, means the fight, but they don't like spill out
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 7: into the you know, the doors open. Theoretically, it's like
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 7: I think they're probably trying to avoid getting in trouble
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 7: with the guards, right, could be could be that. I
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 7: also would assume like even if you're like if you're working,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 7: if you're like a camera guy, for that just you're
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 7: It doesn't mean you're necessarily like like safe, Oh you
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 7: only have a guard with them or something.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean he's got If you're dealing with
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: people that are in prison for murder, I can't imagine
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: they're like, guy's got a camera, he's off limits.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: No, I'm on base. I touched the base. You can't
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: tag me right now?
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, if anything, that's probably the white whale.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: Slashing a pretty Yeah, slashing a boom mic operator with
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: his own boom mike. That's the fucking dream.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: That is the dream.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 7: Bah oh all right, all right brother, we cant you guys.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this was good. This is a good time. Are
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: we uh in studio next week? Or we remote again?
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: I believe we're remote. We're gonna be doing a couple remote.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 4: We're gonna be doing a little bit more remote just
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: for August. But I just know it, and yeah, let
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 4: us know if there's any improvements we could make as well.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll do three episodes as a test.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: Where are you going to be, Francis? Where's that invitational?
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 7: I don't know if I'm allowed to say, because I
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 7: don't think they want people like.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: Co can Dave come? Can Dave come?
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 7: On?
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: A ton of a boy? Dad, Well, he's at the
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: like just if you're just in the house, like like
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: suss out his patterns and see when he's like in
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: the you know, if he spends fifteen minutes in the
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: living room in the mornings. Oops were recording.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Dave took a ship this morning. I'll be
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 7: honest with you. It ruined the house.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: So you're probably so fucking mansion if you're in the
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 4: Dave house.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: I've only heard rumors of the Dave House.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 7: I'm excited about it, I tell you that much.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 4: Who else is in the house?
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 7: I see if it tells the world, I think it
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 7: probably does.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: It's Francis Dave, and.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying what's up to him. You guys are
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: sharing cups. You guys are drinking out of the same coffee.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 7: Look every morning, Ye that posted us. It's at Big
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 7: Cedar Lodge. Yeah, that's where it is. That's sick. They
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 7: are smith to I texted Santino about it, SaaS hell.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys gonna link. Well, Hey, such a good hang.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 7: The bubble.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: Sketches going are people saying the bubble popped.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a canary in the coal mine right there.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: If Santino is pivoting to golf content, yeah, watch for.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 4: The dark market. I'm starting my own damn organization.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, are tough, but that is crazy to do.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: As soon as you got a little bit of love
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: from Optic, you're like, actually, no, we're starting a competitive brand.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 4: No, we said that before they posted Optic.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: Basket the glow for one second, you know what I mean,
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: Lincoln build instead of trying to divide and destroy.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 4: It's pretty crazy. We've had so many people like you
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: from that one thing that we talked about, Like, we've
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: had so many people reach out being like like willing
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: to help and willing to give intel and all that.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: It's been awesome. I was like pretty worried that we
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 4: was gonna be like the response would be like stay
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 4: in your fucking lane.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: But Ninja said he's not using his YouTube channel anymore.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 7: You guys can have it.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: He hasn't used his YouTube channel for how long. He's like, dude,
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: I dropped out of top ten, it doesn't even matter
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: to me anymore. And he said we could just squad
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: on his channel.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, Yeah, that's I mean, that would be huge. What's
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 4: the name of the group describers. I can't. I can't say.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: It's not phase with the pH Oh no, I guess
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 4: this will come out tomorrow, so I can say the
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 4: current team name. Well, it originally was Tell Your Ride Bush.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 4: That's been the name, but we're we're we're teasing. We're teasing. Uh,
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 4: Tell Your Ride Warlords.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: That's way better than Bush.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 4: The Wars It rolls off the tongue.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 7: That's pretty much.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: Your mascot was going to be a pubic mound. I
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: don't think you can have Bush be your name.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Bush was. It would be tough for the logo
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 4: the Warlords though, I mean, Jerry's already sending over some
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 4: logos and my god are they nice? Are black and Ray?
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: We're all about shielding our bodies.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: Like the Oakland Raiders. If you guys had some like
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: Oakland Raiders style, like tall ass fucking snapback hats or something.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like an nw A video. Like all your
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: branding needs to be n w A ship. You need
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: to start walking around with a massive bully or like
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: a pit bull, like on a fucking just pulling a
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: metal chain in front of you. You would look so sick.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 4: If we're I mean, we're gonna be getting We gotta
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: get some merch.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: Going tell your warlords, yeah we eat the cats.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: The Saudi's probably heard that in their ears. Are per
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 4: can up. Yeah, that's the goal. Get to Saudi.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 7: All right, good to see you guys. Be well, what
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 7: do you what do you do? I'm going to bye
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 7: is what I'm going to have for dinner tonight. I'm starving.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 7: I'm going to do barbecue chicken tonight, though. Barbecue chicken.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 7: Last night I made salmon with a cauliflower pure beneath
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 7: it and some nice roasted broccolini. The night before I
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 7: did hal a bit with a really nice like paprika
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 7: pepper rub, thinly sliced lemons, olive oil obviously, and some
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 7: olives sliced across and just baked it. It came out perfectly.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: How long did you have that rub on?
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: How many minutes before did you let the rubsity that long?
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 7: It's it's fish, so you know, I don't need to like,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 7: I don't know, it wasn't baronate it.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just remembered you guys might like this. We
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: went out to eat in Atlanta. We went to a
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: nice restaurant. It was called like Southern cuisine or some ship.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 4: I forget what it was called, but I had fried
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: green tomatoes.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 7: Good, pretty good, pretty good, pretty good. That's gonna be good.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 4: Compaired that with a nice Carolina trout. H that's ununbelievable.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: Oh man, we got all right, we gotta go eat.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: Let's let's go. Let's let's all go eat.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 7: Alright, cool, See you guys next week.