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Episode 313: Southern Racist Russians · Not That Serious

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  Oh, I did he do no respect him as a man. Exactly what
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  that means I expect him man was yesterday. I don't think it wasn't no
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  ship. I wouldn't do nothing like that. I looked at him coming down.
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  I looked at him waiting for my mom, and I like, you
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  sure, my nigga, you know here like you know you got kids and
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  I want them, you know, just like it was a crazy kid.
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  So what I'm kids' kids. That's not his. That's some niggas don't mind
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  stepping up. I'm not a step father. I'm the father. Stepped up
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  whatever, dork. We was all like stepdad. We was all old enough
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  though, all the father, step dad's uncles, all them ship any form
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  of hell. Yeah, except that beat good father, the dead beats,
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  all the dead beats. Next time I pull out, you better. You
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  the reason we got mother's out here trying to stop my mother just now.
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  Honestly, the reason why it's like trying to claim Father's Day. My mom
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  was my dad. No, your mom was your mom, moron, and
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  your your dad just wasn't around. Your mom was just working overtime in the
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  mom department. That breaks. I'll make her dad that just make her a
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  tired mom. Unfortunately, it's sad. It's sad. Recognize that, Recognize
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  dad, Recognize that it's not about her today. It's not sorry. You
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  need to go cry alone. You need to talk to the Talk to the
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  lady. Talk to the lady. You know that ship. I'm like,
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  what we're crying for? Like what that? Maybe they need to do it
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  to get up. If that's the alternative, you're trying to take over Father's
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  Day for your mom, then you go cry and talk to the lady.
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  Listen, just let them be over there. It's today, Today's Father's Day.
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  Okay. Mother's Day was last month, yall. We had all the
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  fun. We went to all the restaurants, double booked all the restaurants,
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  could never get no reservations. Now it's Father's Day. Everything's open, which
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  is crazy. Walk right in yo. You can't walk right into fathers.
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  Don't get ship. What do y'all get for your dad? Y'all get anything?
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  Huh? I pust my dad on my Instagram. I got my I
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  tweeted this morning, shabby Father's Day. All the fathers, all of the
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  fathers', specifically mine. I just want him a message. You know he's
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  in another country. So nah, my dad got an ass cologne. So
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  I told him throw all that shit away and I bought him some new stuff.
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  What was he wearing? Bro All all his cologns smell like it's worn
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  by a guy named Walter in a brown suit at a Baptist church. Well
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  sou like that. He looks like he don't got to smell like it.
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  I'm gon, Definitely you don't got to smell His name is Lawrence and he
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  wears a brown suit at the Baptister Lawrence wearing a blue suit. Larry with
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  the brown suit, brown shuit, Larry. No, he's wearing a blue
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  suit, three three three blue bracelets, a big ass gold watch, and
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  a hat. Okay, all right, Lauren, mister Lawrence, what you
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  say now? Chuck stepping out the car. You see the bottom of his
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  feet before you see his face. Man, what's going on? Everybody?
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  the mandem damn. Shout out to the real shut the real Mann Juiceky.
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  That video is funny, actually guy and his dad, but it's all was
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  wetterdash crazy. That's insanity. They wondered why he was number one on the
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  list man. Yeah, you know what, actually we can start off with
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  that because how was Oh yeah, we just yeah, well how was your
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  week? Oh? My week? Week was great? Actually good, now
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  that you actually care, I will talk about my week. Well, my
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  sister graduated from high school, so what r V? Yeah, my brother
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  graduates to speak to valley. Yeah, so good luck with that, because
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  it's going to be like one hundred degrees for your brother graduates. We'll get
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  there. We'll get there later. Jordan, Yeah damn. He old as
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  fuck. Bro. Yeah, bro, yeah, tall and ship taller than
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  you. Myne is graduate from middle school. Definitely he might. He might
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  be close to your height for you get down here from he played basketball?
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  Did you played the saxophone? G A the saxophone as my brothers also taller
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  than me. He is fourteen, so did you. So there's different dad
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  situations. So that's how that happened. But I add thing so exactly.
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  So my Uh. Yeah, my sister graduated from high school. She had
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  a little graduation party on Friday or Saturday, and a few things happened that
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  were shocking, and one of them was was quite concerning nothing crazy. One.
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  My cousin who's sixteen, was pressing me about uh. He's like,
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  so, uh, when are you when are you gonna tie it down and
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  take things seriously? Their sixteen year old cousin, Yeah, take things seriously?
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  You mean the house and the morkiges that we pay together? Is so
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  one? Am I goun? Yeah? So should I be expecting any like?
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  And the nieces and nephews was like, I don't think that's how it
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  works because we're cousins. But I'm about to say, like the funk what?
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  But yeah, I'll let you know when I know you'll know. So,
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  yeah, I got even sixteen year olds press cut marriage and children.
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  How often does that happen? Not very often? No, Yeah, he's
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  just really you know, he really wants he's just really out of pocket.
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  Yeah, he's he's room room for me big time. Yeah, don't don't
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  worry. Don't worry because they busting. They busting either way. But other
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  than that, you just got a little medical prevention get it plan accordingly.
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  Later in the night, for some reason, my family just started running,
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  racing in front of the house. Niggas for real. It was getting dark,
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  and for some reason, my brother just started racing people barefoot or in
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  his socks in front of the house. And I gotta say, he beat
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  me. I ran, I ran against him, and I was like,
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  nope, no warm up. I was like, we can go ahead,
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  bronc. You can't just do that no more. Bro, I can't do
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  that no more. I was playing basketball with my little cousin in the front
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  in the in the yard anyway, and I was like, ah, sure,
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  I was wearing, but I was wearing like my air maxes. I
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  wasn't gonna be sprinting, No, not at all. But there's been ten
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  minutes already. God damn are you Mike? Are you high? No,
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  Mike, We're just good at this. I'm just surprised. I was like,
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  Wow, that was that was Mike? You were talking about whatever for
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  Yeah, we came in talking about dead beat dads. Oh yeah, I
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  forgot about that. Are you high? Are you No? I'm not.
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  You showed that those energy gommies they might they might have me spinning right now
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  last week, when we had last week, when it feels like it's been
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  three seconds, we're done. Got time to go home. First time.
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  The first time I got home, I was wirried. When I got home.
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  Man, now, I was like, what the fuck, I'm like
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  this like just smiling. Wow forty seven sheep before the name of it Lucas.
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  But you're sorry, It's all right. Other than me racing, someone
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  else decided to run. And it was my mother. Oh she burnt people
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  dan. She after her big number birthday, After her big number birthday,
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  she still decided to run, probably with some with the help of some a
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  couple of drinks. You know, that gives you a little more courage,
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  a little more confidence than you should have. And she went upstairs and got
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  her running shoes. I said, lady, what are you doing. I
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  mean, I've never seen this woman run in my entire life. I've never
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  seen my mom. I've never seen her run. Today was the day.
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  You know, she actually did pretty well until three quarters away. I see
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  her leaning forward that stumble and she's just like on the concrete in the middle
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  of the street. And yeah, it was it was bad. Scenes somehow
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  she only had a scrape on her hand. Was your mom? She was
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  an athlete? No, did y'all wait to over confident? Did y'all wait
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  to laugh? We got like confident, like they were laughing immediately, and
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  it was on video. Good good, good good. I don't have the
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  video. Oh you gotta get her on here though. She would love to
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  come on. Yeah, she would love to come on. Yeah, we
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  got to do something with the moms because I was. I was at Corey's
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  house this weekend and Miss India was pressing me about being on here again.
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  Yeah. She's like, so, I guess we're not doing the Mother's Day
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  episode this year, Like, Miss Indy, we're gonna do it. We
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  just don't got to be on Mother's Day. Well, when you leave,
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  tell your mother I should be seeing her soon, right, you really get
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  impressed? Yeah? She was? She was? She was could you be
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  the main one? When should I book you for my calendar? Michael?
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  I was like, I should be free next weekend. No, as will
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  you know? She gonna get you? Mm hmmm for sure, for sure.
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  That's all that happened on mar Father's Day stuff. We're just chilling,
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  yeah, golf at all. Nah, unfortunately not this weekend. Nice weekend,
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  Yeah, it was a pretty nice weekend. I speaking to golf,
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  I mean jumping ahead next weekend. I'm gonna be that next weekend. I
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  don't know, you tell me no, next week never mind? Yeah,
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  next next weekend. Yeah, I'll be in Dallas, really for a golf
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  tournament to see old pilot boy. The old pilot pilot boy boy in the
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  I don't even know the Steppers. Oh they got a golf tournament. Oh
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  really yeah, nice don Steppers and this that's hilarious. And in the shimmy
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  sham. Yeah, the shimmy sham. Gods, sham gods. Shout out
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  to them boys, shout out to them boys. And that's it. That's
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  it. I'll do my My weekend was pretty good. A lot a lot
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  going on. I happened. I uh went to work this week. That
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  was good. At the end of job. Yeah, a new job.
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  New job is cool, enjoy it. Uh so much more different than the
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  hell whole I was at before. Yeah, on Friday, I didn't do
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  anything. Saturday, I just went down when Corey came back into town.
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  We were at his family's house for like a pre Father's Day cookout. It
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  was a good time. Keenan was there. He popped in there. He
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  had to get about it before he got his ass beat. Damn, you
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  might ask me for what you know? For what? No, No,
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  I even ran it back. Why still a failure? Keenan, Keenan,
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  Keenan, What are you allowed to explain? We're not I'm not going to
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  right now later, right now? Man. Anyway, we were there,
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  Uh that it was a good time. Yo. Food was good. Oh
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  my god, mister Bruce Ribs, Oh my god, that's how he got
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  me there because I wasn't gonna come. I wasn't gonna come because I was
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  about to go get something to eat. Anyway. Yeah, he did say
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  that, but he texted me individually like the ribs are ready. I'm like,
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  you bitch, because you know you put in the group chat. Just
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  let that filter. Yeah, the ribs are ready. Those thoughts, I
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  would say probably top three ribs I've ever had in my life. Dim ribs.
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  I think my grandfather's ribs is really good. And then washing as Dads
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  ribs. Oh my god, Exaber's dass ribs. That nigger there, Wow,
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  you are ribs. Some ribs his ribs so good. He don't even
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  eat sauce. I don't my ribs either. No. Wow, yeah,
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  top three though apparently I'm not saying I can't spar yet. Not yet.
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  No, maybe that'll change on Wednesday. Probably am I making Wednesday? Probably
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  save me peace? So yeah, that was good. And Sunday we watched
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  Bad Boys four. Oh yeah, I watched Bad Boys four. Then we
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  went back down to my family's house. Yeah, Fesday stuff. Reggie had
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  a redemption art. Reggie is the star of the movie exactly, Reggie.
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  Reggie had a redemption art. I have to do this. I still have
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  to see it. This week I watched Bad Boys went through three a work
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  for the first time. Right. I didn't see the third one before.
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  That was my first time watching that, But the first and second one I've
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  seen them. Now. Do you still hold the same settlement that Rush Hour
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  series better than Bad Boys? Here? Yes, I would have to go
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  back and watch Rush Hour too. I would have to watch those as well.
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  I got even a fair chance because I got recency bias. Right now,
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  I think I think this new entry might I mean, if I could
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  take if I could just do the first three, because Rush Hour only has
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  three I'm still going rush hour. That's fine. That's fine to me.
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  I watched four. I think four is the second best. Okay, that
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  third it goes two, it goes two, four, one, three,
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  one. Yeah. One, you gotta go back and watch one. One.
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  You gotta go back. You gotta go back and watch on one.
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  Three. I think three out of been my favorite, out of one,
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  two out of one, two and three your favorite. It's not allowed to
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  have the pain down. You can't have favorites around Keenan. That's not his
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  same fit. Only reason common thes is that you know the second one is
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  the best. Yeah, I'm not saying it wasn't. They're all great.
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  I loved all three movies, like That's why I watched them all in a
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  row like that. But I don't know, I like I like the little
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  plot Towys and three that was cool with the witch, with the witch,
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  and it was this son. He was on the plane. He was like,
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  would you with no condo? Wouldn't wouldn't He said he wouldn't, said
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  he wouldn't. He said, I'm trying to reach it to I'm trying to
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  connect with his soul. I want the spiritual journey now. I can see
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  now I see why, like what kind of or not? Well, Maren
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  kind of took like a back seat in that one a little bit more.
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  But I heard in the fourth one. That's what I'm saying. When I
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  heard that, I was like, I can see why that happened because the
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  third one he was chilling. He was so funny in this form. God,
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  bro when you ye have they all been rated on? I think so.
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  I think they were cussing like crazy and all of them and killing multiple
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  people killing. Hell, there's a lot of multiple mad niggas is dying.
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  They got pushed off a roof and laying on top of his car head open.
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  I'm like, oh my, yeah, it was great connected to the
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  weaving, but either way, yeah, just in this one. Yeah,
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  I take back what I said. They can make these to thirty of them,
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  make thirty on like fast? Are they supposed to make another one?
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  Well? The way that ended, the directors right, m J. That
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  was the directors right, that said that they were thinking about doing a fifth
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  one depending on how the fourth the money or whatever. We were just like
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  nigga broke records. Yeah, yeah, literally, yeah, writing the script,
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  yeah, start writing script. You can start out there's a couple of
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  people like, oh, they're gonna be a spin off with the Sun and
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  Reggie like they said that they will be cool with that. Yeah, now
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  they're just fishing. But hey, bro, both of them get it done.
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  Reggie went crazy. I'm sorry, not too much now, but you
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  see, I'm sorry this week, I promise. Is it on plea yet?
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  Ghost? You was about to get on him because he was asking for
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  plaux last week? That was me. That was I take it back,
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  apologist. I heard, I heard it is. I heard it's already out
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  there like that. I think. I mean, I'll be watching it tomorrow.
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  Work that job. I think it fair enough getting black people some money.
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  Bro huh. Yeah, I would love to. I would love seeing
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  with black people, the black people just in the movie. I would love
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  to, But for convenience sake, I don't have time. I don't have
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  time to go to the movies. They're all wealthy, okay, complete in
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  bucks. Okay. I can't support other black people supporting I'm supporting it in
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  the best way I know how to, by stealing it, by talking about
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  it on this fine platform. I think I'm bigging I'm bigging it up from
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  promoting Go watch that, boy. I know you have heard of a small
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  film, small film, A few up and coming actors in the game.
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  You up starts some guy names William Williams, Willard Smith Smith. Apparently it's
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  Martine laws Lawrence Martine with Martin Lawrence Lawrence Sun Dance film with the Year is
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  not a spoiler, It's not a small How do you like that recast of
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  the wife? She she really wasn't in it, so I was fine.
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  Remember Martin Lars's wife. Yeah, they were casting with the chick, that
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  being all the Tyler Perry movies. Uh, really to do that because she
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  was a market Oh I did hear that? Yeah, she didn't want to
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  be in No, No, the main actress is sick. Oh really she
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  is. I didn't even hear that. Or no, yeah, damn I
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  got sickond enough not to do damn that. It did a quick regard.
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  But you realize how all her husband's name is Marcus, Marcus every time.
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  That's funny, always with the same market. That's she got a new Marcus.
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  She left that old market. That's like the dude named Hector. And
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  she's a twin right, I heard her twin Act two the dude in the
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  movies, it's always named Hector. Really, yeah, he plays like the
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  Mexican gangster, saying that the name is always Hector. Yeah, his character,
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  I think his name is also Hector, though Hector Hector. Keeping it
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  simple. Anybody have anything else this week? If I did something, I
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  can't remember it so too much? Yeah, not too much party in Keenan,
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  No too much tough puffing, puffing, no passing, not pass I
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  was by myself, he said, was the fat cactus? It was?
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  It was, it was. It was the restaurant he was going to called
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  fact. Yeah, I went to the restaurants like I thought he was doing
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  some freaking freaking fat cactus sounds, trying this new movie, and it was.
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  It was okay. None of them rave a belt, nothing crazy,
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  No, not worth a trip. No, that would be the worst.
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  You take a ride for something. It's like trash. I mean, like
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  we was out there like it happens. You know what I'm saying, because
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  you know, at this day and age, you got skeedus ship with niggas,
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  so like we're just out there. We might have gone to a bar,
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  hitting up some spots and then everybody was home by like nine o'clock the
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  clock. That's that's the best way. That's the best way. Yeah,
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  that's all I liked when we didn't want went to the finals that one day.
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  Yeah, everybody meet up said, we went to the finals. We
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  watched the I went to watch. We went to the finals and game game
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  one game. We went to Dallas real quick. We went to Boston.
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  Four seats you know that, Guardian. We were back. Yeah. We
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  went the right next to a bird, got a couple, you know,
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  racial slurs thrown around. The real experience. I called a couple of coons,
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  you know, really made sure I got the full Boston experience. Yeah,
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  and then yeah, I went home, went home to uh, turned
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  out the fire on the cross, and I went on, took my head
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  off and hung it up. Took your hood up. Mike was under comfort
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  and filtration. They will never suspect me the Cross. Grand Dragon brother Michael
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  never tax. He's so dedicated to college. He wears a full white body
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  suit. He is so committed, he's so comm he's so mated. He
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  even paints his skin home depot white egg shell. Why flat white, no
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  gloss. It's a little weird that they have just accent. This is the
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  universal racism. Racism. Racist in Russia speak like that. Why do they
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  have Confederate flags in me? You say racist in Russia. Yeah, that's
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  just how they speak wherever they are. If you raises that, you automatically
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  get that twang. He can't. I think black people are munky. What's
• 26:42
  happening? I tell you, Gorba, y'all, these are the real problems
• 26:48
  in our community. Let me tell you from the right now, romanof are
• 27:00
  you know what vladim here? You know, if we could just get these
• 27:08
  two remaining black people out, all our poverty problems will be solved in Russia.
• 27:15
  They're just sucking up so much of our funds with their two body minimals.
• 27:22
  It's over population of three. I heard the one of them was pregnant
• 27:30
  with twins. That's five. That's all my fingers believe. I got a
• 27:38
  monkey for each finger on my hand. It's an epidemmick economy is done for
• 27:48
  now. Can only buy a bag of chips with ten thousand francs and not
• 27:55
  a fousand and in flacies through the roof. Yeah mm hm oh yeah,
• 28:03
  shout out to all my shout Russian racious Russians episode Racist Russians. Uh,
• 28:12
  shout shout out to all my Romans too, the Romanians. They actually in
• 28:19
  the Euros. They beat Ukraine today. I've seen that. Yeah. So
• 28:23
  yeah, shout out to my Romani. Shout out my Gypsy. I think
• 28:26
  we got the Gypsy pass right, yeah, my words. Yeah, shout
• 28:33
  out to They're still they're still fighting. There's still very much fighting over there.
• 28:40
  Yes, next, yes, but I've stopped caring. I haven't seen
• 28:45
  anything like much much of America. The rest of the country has checked out
• 28:51
  and shambles. Yeah, I can't tell ye. Uh. That's the only
• 28:56
  reason I knew what the cause the Ukrainian flag was blue yellow. I only
• 29:03
  knew that because when I was growing up, there was these two twins in
• 29:07
  my class. They were Ukrainian. I forget what they wore. They were,
• 29:15
  yeah, pretty fucking much. Yeah that was how it was like.
• 29:18
  They always used to do like little projects. Yeah, Ukrainian. This is
• 29:22
  diorama of Ukraine. Me and my brother Ruschif make diama bread a flaming circus
• 29:33
  bear. We training nith train. He's super strong. Every morning we feed
• 29:44
  him diet of raw egg and sawdust. Every morning we wake up and wrestle.
• 29:52
  That's how we prepared for school. We wrestled. We wrestled. We
• 29:56
  both have him to throw pin him to three count every day before seven thirty.
• 30:04
  If not, if me, if I tell you, they will take
• 30:11
  me away. I heard in Medica you have something called child services. We
• 30:19
  know, want to unlock that box. Hey, oh, we're gonna do
• 30:26
  the Russian accent at least one more time this episode. But you know,
• 30:30
  at least we know they're not racist. Yeah, at least we know they're
• 30:33
  not RACI Ukrainians. The ones that we're talking. Yeah, those well,
• 30:37
  we don't know what. We don't know what they became. I've seen in
• 30:38
  years. I don't know. Maybe they did, they picked up back.
• 30:41
  They're americanized. I don't know the problem with this three ron market business.
• 30:47
  He should have just complied, no, you have to switch to the other
• 30:52
  accent because now you're being racist. Ah, you're right. Well, goddamny
• 30:59
  for that damn boy he had just if he had just put his hands up
• 31:03
  and put it and not get for them skills, he'd be all right.
• 31:08
  That boy, the hat man, Mike was just an American hero. He
• 31:12
  was standing in his ground. We know the law it's the loud. I
• 31:22
  know it's an open carriage state. I just don't want them to carry.
• 31:26
  But Nikolai, but Nico Nko, don't you understand it's very hard being a
• 31:34
  minority in this country. You shouldn't know b from how they've treated us,
• 31:41
  and are multiple systematic systems in place that are built in the infrastructure of America
• 31:49
  to hold the minority, especially the black man down. Well, I don't
• 31:55
  want to hear that, Nikolai. Those monkeys needed just got the cells up
• 32:00
  by the bootstraps and they'll be as successful as I am with me and my
• 32:07
  bearer two thousand miles away. Yeah, what more can you say? They're
• 32:20
  riding, They're riding there. They love the inclusion. Yeah, that's that's
• 32:24
  true. I mean that's how I feel about a lot of stuff, Like
• 32:28
  if you want to be equal, you gotta made fun of a little bit.
• 32:31
  At least. For sure, I feel a little seen when people are
• 32:36
  racist. You can't go over, you can't es, you can't get too
• 32:45
  hard if you don't feel If you don't feel seen, I can be racist.
• 32:49
  Just remind me of who you are. Just tell me, tell us,
• 32:52
  like, well, the group, can we dispair that we don't get
• 32:57
  talked about. That don't get talked about. Who haven't we done Estimos,
• 33:05
  Eskimos, Oh, the snow monkeys and ice the monkeys, the Eskimo Arctic
• 33:16
  monkeys, Arctic real Arctic monkeys. Good God, those guys make me sick.
• 33:23
  I wanted to real Inuits. Was there anybody I feel like we had
• 33:28
  an Alaska listen to before? Probably probably get the state one little Alaska,
• 33:32
  probably one I don't know that one video? Uh do you see the people
• 33:36
  from Alaska and like, we're from Alaska? Ghost people? I don't know,
• 33:38
  we don't is that I felt like that was their first time outside.
• 33:44
  Yeah, it looked like their whole body looked like a white T shirt.
• 33:46
  They looked they looked crazy. Apparently there was a girl that stitched that video.
• 33:51
  She was like, I can like confirm this is what most of the
• 33:53
  people in Alaska look like. Why do people live there the same people we
• 33:59
  live here. He's very naturally beautiful, Yeah, the cold. Yeah,
• 34:05
  you can go visit. Oh yeah, I mean just like living in the
• 34:07
  city. I'll go visit. I mean same the same reason people my people
• 34:14
  play because there's like, you know, there's some sort of something out there.
• 34:20
  I mean it's not not every part of it is, you know,
• 34:22
  just covered covered in nic I mean you got you got a military base there
• 34:25
  too, so there's a lot of black people that live there, natural resources
• 34:29
  or something going on. Fisherman, that's where Mario Chalmers is from. Yeah,
• 34:34
  really yeah, that's why it looked like that. Okay, So Mario
• 34:38
  Chalmers smart Thomers don't look fake. He don't look like a video game character.
• 34:43
  He doesn't look like an imaginary friend. He was just look like him.
• 34:47
  You should smack them in the mouth. Mario Chalmers get that a lot.
• 34:52
  When I was younger, Percy har Yeah, Percy ar for sure.
• 34:58
  We're stopping right there. Especually when you used to have just the chin strap,
• 35:04
  just a chin yeah, I mean, if that's all you got,
• 35:06
  that's all you got. Yeah, that all I had, add nothing else
• 35:12
  off. I mean you had it too. I did. It was a
• 35:15
  tough time. I mean, that's that's that's the way it goes. But
• 35:19
  when I look back, just the way it goes. You gotta have the
• 35:21
  hair strap before you you never have just a strap. No, I did,
• 35:24
  but I did do the Dominican just the no mustache, a real light
• 35:30
  mustache. Whoa know, it was just a face. You should all get
• 35:36
  chin straps. No, no, no, no, I would have to
• 35:39
  lose a bag, cut off my superpowers. Like the beard is all.
• 35:45
  I got. Mike with a chin strap my girl, believe me. You
• 35:50
  remember when when Mike just had the mustache, but you have to do a
• 35:52
  mustache looking real Mexican. I just had the right. No, I don't
• 35:58
  think it was connected. I think it just had the mustache and the chin
• 36:00
  you did saying you had no one influential. I got that picture that hold
• 36:06
  on. Yeah, because I remember when I just did. I remember the
• 36:10
  era when I just did this the go te did. I wasn't terrible,
• 36:15
  but then I noticed, I know my face obviously it looks really really fat.
• 36:20
  I'm like, oh nah, I was with just the go team when
• 36:24
  I don't have this right here, it's really badge I forgot my god him
• 36:35
  and Rob. Look that was really bad. That was I can excuse that.
• 36:39
  That was covidriculous because yeah, that held it looks tempt It was very
• 36:49
  thick. I look like a temptation kind of you just look like nest like
• 36:54
  yeah, because it was COVID, and you know, I think it was
• 36:58
  real defficult, but it was all really inside. It didn't do nothing like
• 37:01
  drive by birthdays type ship. I mean I was still going to work,
• 37:05
  so that's on. Uh yeah, I was just thinking about the drive by
• 37:09
  birthdays. I'm like, yeah, we really used to drive by each other's
• 37:13
  house like we did my birthday. He didn't go home. Now. Yeah,
• 37:20
  we did it for Gary too, right, he did it for a
• 37:22
  couple of people. I didn't pull up. I did do it, but
• 37:24
  we did do the I hold those times we went to five guys very close
• 37:30
  to my heart. Ye, sitting outside the five guys cars lined up talking
• 37:35
  to each other through the windows. I was going over to have a picture
• 37:37
  like that. All later we did it right there at the little plaza down
• 37:45
  the street. Did it Adams birthday? Man, some people got Chinese,
• 37:50
  some people got man. COVID come back again with the disease again. You're
• 37:54
  asking for COVID last week? Yeah, you really remember that? Put hold
• 38:00
  on. And then we had those things that went away so fast. I
• 38:07
  forgot about them so fast. The fucking music things. The verses, Oh,
• 38:12
  I mean, good time. We have so many verses. They were
• 38:15
  fun. We can't have no more. I'm just talking about Remember got ruined
• 38:19
  by money hungry people. The last capitalism, the last good one was the
• 38:24
  New York one. And even that one wasn't that good. But when they
• 38:29
  was doing them on when it was real nasty, when they were on the
• 38:31
  on the phone, when it was just then Instagram Sean Garrett, Yeah,
• 38:38
  Sean Garrett, this nigga who somebody did it? It was in the bed.
• 38:43
  No, that's crazy. It was one of the first ones. I
• 38:45
  respect that in the bed on the iPad, Cozy, I'm gonna play this.
• 38:50
  You ain't ready for this loading mm hmm, yeah, yeah. He
• 38:54
  was an Apple Music mem you know. It was Nelly. It was it
• 39:00
  was Nelly and Ludacrists in the studio, you know what. And they we
• 39:04
  used to sneaking. I got some news, did the whole versus playing?
• 39:08
  Now shut up. We don't want that. We never had a bunch of
• 39:14
  songs we ain't never heard before. I don't want to hear anything from you
• 39:16
  past two thousand and seven. Please, Okay, anything passed then you can
• 39:22
  keep it to your hell. And then we went to go sembling what well
• 39:29
  I say that, we went to go see him in Vegas. Yeah that
• 39:32
  was after, No, that was before. That was before. Yeah,
• 39:37
  he did a bunch of new ship there too, exactly pissing everybody off.
• 39:39
  Manf uh clap your wings mm hmmm, dropped down, Got down. Now.
• 39:47
  I want to circle back to the movies, right, real quick,
• 39:52
  real quick quick? You saw were you were you when you watched the movie?
• 39:57
  Did you have previews? Were you there for the previews? Majority of
• 40:00
  them? Okay, which ones did you see? Because I saw? Do
• 40:04
  you see like one for a Lego a Pharrell Lego movie? I heard about
• 40:07
  that Lego movie. It's his biography or documentary. It's it's like a biopic,
• 40:14
  yes, but Legos, but with Legos. But it's actually like there's
• 40:19
  actual Snoop dogg Lamar, jay Z, everybody's in it, but it's just
• 40:23
  Lego. Yeah, that's a very far real thing to do. Though,
• 40:27
  who who is this geared toward? That's what I was confused about, Like,
• 40:30
  I think it's geared to every I think it was obviously was initially for
• 40:34
  us who the Pharrell like know him. But I think the Lego thing is
• 40:37
  a ploy to get people, the younger children in maybe what kid is going
• 40:43
  to watch it for real Lego movie Lego because the Lego took the farrall out
• 40:46
  of it, That's why. But it's is it like the Lego movies was
• 40:51
  like a Lego a documentary and Legos it's probably like a it's on bio.
• 40:55
  Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, it's like so it's like imagine Pharrell talking
• 41:00
  about his life, but they're just re enacting it as Lego pieces. Again,
• 41:05
  what kid is going to see that? Exactly? We don't think the
• 41:07
  kid is gonna give a funk about for saying s double u V No.
• 41:14
  They probably can't want to get to that happy party. But I know this
• 41:15
  song. I know that. Okay, Legos and Colors two minutes and a
• 41:21
  half hour. You gotta understand, kids are goddamn dumb. They're not that
• 41:23
  dumb, yo, they are. They're not that dumb to sit two hours
• 41:27
  Legos that you don't know who Farrella is. That's the biggest problem. They're
• 41:30
  not. They have no who they know the song. But if you go
• 41:34
  to any kid in high school right now, ask them who Farilla is high
• 41:37
  school, yeah they know who, they know who Farilla is. I guarantee
• 41:39
  they don't they guarantee they don't. I don't think they do. I guarantee
• 41:44
  you they don't. I'm like, I'm not, no, no, we're
• 41:45
  not that outside of half. We are outside of Happy. What has done?
• 41:49
  I don't know about what they know? Who he is is what I'm
• 41:53
  saying. Why would they know who Pharrell is? What has he done outside
• 41:58
  of Happy? What has he done outside? And have kids of that age
• 42:00
  range they know that it doesn't have to be just like he has music that
• 42:06
  they know what. I don't think all of it, like literally anything.
• 42:10
  I don't think he does. Mike, I think he's pasted. Like you
• 42:13
  think they know fronting, they don't. I don't think they know. But
• 42:16
  my sister like listens to the old music. We got to give the younger
• 42:22
  generation the one sister to know who it's not about they know who he is.
• 42:30
  I will find out tomorrow. I will find out tomorrow. I'm LOOKI
• 42:32
  with Gine. I don't think they know who he is, bro, they
• 42:35
  don't even know who he is. I think who is this person? They
• 42:44
  probably I just sort of take that video where they was talking about how Rihanna
• 42:46
  is going back and starting over for her album. Do you know and in
• 42:50
  gen Z she was like, she does music. I thought she was just
• 42:52
  a fifty uh beauty. But you know how they know who she is because
• 42:57
  of her. I don't care about that made that is is Yeah, not
• 43:02
  her, he said, Anti came out with one of these, one of
• 43:07
  these, point down, point down on them because my boy. My sister
• 43:14
  just responded, she said, do you think I'm because it's not about notice
• 43:22
  that they can okay, if they know him, do you think that he's
• 43:25
  big enough for them to go see a lego movie about him? Uh?
• 43:29
  No, probably not, but I know they would. They wouldn't want to
• 43:35
  go on their own, They'll go with their parents. Would you want to
• 43:38
  go to a movie with your parents at that age? I wanted to go
• 43:42
  to the movies on my parents every time they went to the movie. I
• 43:44
  always wanted to go to movies. Go to the movie. No no,
• 43:45
  no, no no. With your parents. It was go to the movies,
• 43:50
  Michael. At what age? You seen in high school? Yeah,
• 43:53
  I mean they're paying at least, and I think high school, high school.
• 44:00
  Let's say high school. You don't want to go, but I still
• 44:01
  think high school kids would be interested in going to that. Now younger,
• 44:07
  younger kids, they will go with their parents. I think that movie is
• 44:09
  gonna do very well. I think it's going very well, very well,
• 44:15
  very well. Leg I don't think lego, you want a better chin strap
• 44:19
  on it, better chinch trap on it. We can set the box office
• 44:22
  number whoever under. They gotta get a. And when I say, you
• 44:28
  can't have to get it to get a, you gotta get it. You
• 44:32
  gotta get it. I don't know how I'm not taking that bet. No,
• 44:36
  we gotta put all the Steve Hary mustaches on this. It's like,
• 44:39
  no, no, not, I can grow chinch strap. It is just
• 44:42
  that I'm too old for a chint strap. No way to Yes you are,
• 44:46
  Yes you are once you graduate college. You're too old for a tin
• 44:50
  strap. You're so strict. That's too strict. I can go, yeah,
• 44:55
  where's it? I don't know where this strap is shaved, so I
• 44:59
  don't have it. I can That's the only thing I would grow that don't
• 45:04
  go. Don't I never see because I don't. Because almost grow. It
• 45:10
  doesn't grow. So while I'm walking around looking like Anthony Hamilton, so what
• 45:14
  did you just say? It don't what like it only comes up this high
• 45:17
  it comes up. You can feel where the hair if it literally stops that
• 45:21
  fel it, feel it, feel it fil where it stops. Look at
• 45:27
  fos is crazy. This is life touching Kenan's beard. It it only stops
• 45:38
  right here. So you don't want to better, don't say for two weeks?
• 45:46
  Why not? No? Well, Kenan hate's hair. That's the problem.
• 45:51
  If it don't look good. No, I think it would be if
• 45:54
  if I can go a beard after my chin strap, so like you,
• 45:58
  if I if I had that, Yeah, I do a chinch step kindo.
• 46:01
  Next day I'm gonna start having some little nah you have. If you
• 46:05
  have a chin strap, you're not gonna just let the beard grow and you're
• 46:07
  just gonna shave it off and then let it come in that too. Yeah,
• 46:14
  you can just shave it off. I don't think he has. I
• 46:16
  do, and you'll never find you want to make the bet. No,
• 46:20
  no, so you can make it up. Yes, I have to go
• 46:22
  down the street. Looking crazy is a strong word. Look crazy thirty one
• 46:30
  with a chin strap. Tell me that you will look at every body outside
• 46:34
  of college with a chin strap is crazy. It's weird. Why are you
• 46:36
  walking around looking like that? You shouldn't have a tin strap, but not
• 46:40
  that bad a chin strap. It's a chan What do you have against chin
• 46:45
  straps? It's childish, it's childish, It is prettyad. Just think of
• 46:51
  a thirty on one. Just looked at your face and I tried to imagine.
• 47:01
  All right, strap outside of college is like you're going outside your house.
• 47:07
  You's seeing a grown grown ass man on a bicycle training wheels. First
• 47:12
  of all, there's somebody listen to this podcast right now who has a tin
• 47:14
  strap, and you are very, be very cut it off, shaven,
• 47:17
  Shave it if it makes you feel good, keep on. Matter of fact,
• 47:22
  you got put in the discord. Anybody that's ever told you, oh
• 47:25
  that looks nice to lying? Oh my god, maybody everybody in the discord
• 47:30
  post your strap them all kind of straps? Strap, Just kill me alround
• 47:37
  discord, you're gonna get every kind of strap, happy preppy pride yo speak.
• 47:43
  You see the little little stud Oh go crashing out? Oh just kill
• 47:49
  me already? Are you ready to die? You found what happened you didn't
• 47:52
  see? So I guess this girl caught her girlfriend cheating on her like like
• 47:59
  text people on her phone. First of all, I thought that was a
• 48:01
  nigga the whole time. I thought the whole time until somebody was like,
• 48:05
  this is a stud and she was actually pregnant, had her own baby and
• 48:07
  everything. Yeah, and plot twists on top of that she had a pregnant
• 48:14
  I don't know, if you go they had a child by a transgender man
• 48:17
  or trans woman out here sneak interesting, but not necessarily that's nigging. No,
• 48:23
  it was. It was on purpose. Well, isn't that the one
• 48:27
  that was she? No, this is the pregnant one. Was the pregnant
• 48:30
  one, was the actual stud in the video. She she already had she
• 48:34
  already had the baby by then. This is already just old. Just I'm
• 48:37
  just going back in time. But yeah, no, fast forward. She
• 48:39
  had called her girlfriend at the time cheating on her, saying how there was
• 48:44
  other niggas on the phone now her being a studd. I don't know if
• 48:46
  he was actually man or she was just calling other studds niggas. But she
• 48:51
  was hard in that video too, Jesus, I was get confused. I
• 48:59
  was uncomfortab. I was like, whoa you get offended to a video?
• 49:04
  I was to you the way she said it, she was like like she's
• 49:13
  like, I guess she had the phone. She's the girl trying to take
• 49:15
  the phone. She's like, I'll make you eat this fucking phone right now,
• 49:21
  make you eat the phone. Was crazy. Oh my god, I'm
• 49:22
  trying to find his video. It was really bad. But while he looks
• 49:27
  for that the reason why I even brought up the movie. But the Pharrell
• 49:30
  Lego movie that looked good. I think that's gonna do very well. Yeah,
• 49:32
  I see that one. There's also I guess we were getting on me
• 49:36
  when I was talking about that Twisters movie that I saw another people for that.
• 49:39
  That ship looks very ass stupid. I think we should still see stupid,
• 49:44
  stupid Twisters movie. She looks getting on It was like, you must
• 49:50
  have not seen the first one, Mike, because it was actually, you
• 49:55
  know, they were trying to stop or tornado or some ship like that,
• 49:59
  and then they made the worst tornado they I think they set the tornado on
• 50:01
  fire, so he made a fire tornado. And this twist it didn't even
• 50:07
  come out yet, no, but you can see the preview like it's like
• 50:10
  the ideas like they're trying to like they're like tornadoes. We talked about stupid.
• 50:17
  Yeah, you made a clip, you know whatever. Now I saw
• 50:23
  it was a quiet place. I never seen any of those quiet places.
• 50:27
  It was a good third one, the first two Washington got. You know
• 50:35
  who directed it and wrote it, Jim from the office. I thought we
• 50:37
  talked about that. Yeah, oh no, I knew that. Yeah,
• 50:42
  his wife, I knew that, and they started it. I know they
• 50:45
  started, but he directed it to Yeah, pretty sure he wrote it.
• 50:47
  The Holy Ship. Yeah yeah, John Krasinski, the big one. What
• 50:55
  the what? Yeah? Yes, I think they both wrote it and directed
• 51:00
  it. That's incredible, bro. That's well, they have a new one.
• 51:05
  They about Tottle Pete and the young Oh. He helped on the screenplay
• 51:08
  stories by but it looks really good, like really good. I don't know
• 51:14
  if it's supposed to be a prequel or something. It's called It's the Fireplace
• 51:16
  Day one. Yeah, it's the first day when they first get I know,
• 51:21
  that's gonna be a heater. That's gonna be a heater, a streak.
• 51:24
  I can only imagine how that would happen. Like some monsters come down
• 51:30
  that are super sensitive to sound and you don't know that, and then they're
• 51:32
  gonna kill you. Yes, it's probably so many people die before they even
• 51:37
  made that realization. Cook cooked Cooked, I'm cooked. I cooked my dogs.
• 51:52
  Jesus. That opening scene to the first one is still funny. Bro,
• 51:57
  I gotta watch those when the little Boy got snatched and that, Yes,
• 52:00
  Bro, yeah you're and then you're different, sick man. Marvel looks
• 52:07
  like they might be getting their stuff back on track, because that new Venom
• 52:10
  movie looks good. I didn't see the trailer for that. I like.
• 52:14
  I like the trailer, the original Venom trailer. A new Venom movie.
• 52:17
  Yeah, then they already make two. This is the second one? Would
• 52:22
  be the second one, oh okay. And the thing is they was hinting
• 52:28
  that carnage. Carnage is nowhere to be found in this movie in the trailer.
• 52:34
  They did make two. They didn't lying to me, let there be
• 52:37
  carnage, damn. Okay. So it's about it's called Venom the Last Dance?
• 52:45
  Are we doing that? No, they don't need that. And plus
• 52:49
  that's not that's sonyh Yeah, and then Jason and then obviously the Worldverine deadpoone.
• 52:55
  That'll be good. That's gonna good. Heat there. When does that
• 53:00
  come out? Is it this year? Later year. Yeah, this summer,
• 53:02
  nah, but this is one of them. Out of all the ones.
• 53:05
  This people was my favorite. For this movie called Wolf's with Brad Pitt
• 53:09
  and George Clooney. That actually looks interesting that jo was about to be a
• 53:14
  smack banger. That what was that about. It's basically about like, you
• 53:21
  know, like they're supposed to be fixers, so basically both these guys end
• 53:24
  up getting called on the same job and they're like, you know, the
• 53:29
  same, like, oh, I work alone, but nope, you guys
• 53:30
  gotta work together. And it's like an old guy George Clooney trying to school
• 53:36
  the young guy. Like they're trying there in competition but working with each other
• 53:38
  at the same time. And they're like trying to clean up this dead body,
• 53:43
  but the dude turns out to be alive and he got all these drugs
• 53:45
  on them, and I was like, oh, it just spouals out of
• 53:49
  control. But it looks really it looks really really good. You said that
• 53:53
  bag check thing that was cool. Yeah, it was, it was.
• 54:00
  I think that's gonna be. I haven't seen ey of them in the movie
• 54:02
  in a minute too, especially George Clooney. Mm hmmm. So it's it
• 54:07
  will be nice to see them together. Now that's something that I will pirate.
• 54:14
  Thank you for your honesty. I will definitely pirate that all those things
• 54:17
  I mentioned will be privated. Dang, now you got to see quiet place.
• 54:21
  I wish you could go theater, watch the first of their theaters,
• 54:24
  because you need that full nothing, nothing touches around. I never experienced fear
• 54:30
  like I did when I saw Insidious in the theater. I would never at
• 54:36
  that before. I made a mistake of watching that a goddamn date. I
• 54:38
  would never you're screaming I saw. I saw the Conjuring in theaters. Oh
• 54:46
  hell, I almost shipped myself. I think I feel like we talked about
• 54:52
  this before. But that's the scariest movie I think I've ever seen. My
• 54:57
  favorite. Yeah, sixth Sense City City. That scene where he's like she's
• 55:02
  in the bath he's in the bathroom and like time in like the little the
• 55:07
  mirror cabin and then the little demon right right there. I'm like, oh,
• 55:13
  the red the little ship, Yeah that ship that that means like,
• 55:21
  Noah, bro I don't do scal movies. What's the scariest movie you've seen?
• 55:27
  What's this movie that was like, all right, no more, no,
• 55:29
  no, no no. I already know I'm a bitch. I don't
• 55:30
  do Scar movies. I'm a bitch. What's the one that just one that
• 55:37
  was like the last Scar movie I seen? Uh that I can think of
• 55:44
  is Devil that's m night shehmel what elevator? Yeah, And I'm like that
• 55:52
  she was asked that doesn't until when that old white bitch got it. I
• 55:58
  was like, oh, but other than that, I don't do I don't
• 56:02
  Did you see that in theater? Bro it was it was me and Tiffany
• 56:06
  and Fallon. I watched y'all just watching the movie. I don't do scary
• 56:15
  movies. I know how I am. What a what a what a goofy
• 56:19
  group? What a goofy gooper? Lama was a scariede you've seen? Mm
• 56:25
  hmm. It's probably either of those two. Actually, Annabel Creation might have
• 56:32
  been pretty good, though I think Annabel was really that scary. No,
• 56:36
  it was the one where they were in the house like they were going on
• 56:39
  like a field trip or something like some adopted kids. Did you see that
• 56:43
  one? That was pretty good? But I think the Conjuring or Insidious might
• 56:46
  be scarier. But that was also a good movie. I like scary movies,
• 56:51
  so it's like, you watch scary movies, do you have to be
• 56:52
  weird? Bro? You do? I've never heard you talking about I'm not
• 56:55
  sure what's the scariest what you've seen? I feel like why scary? Like
• 57:00
  liking scary movies is hard as I mean because I was always that in the
• 57:05
  scary movie. That's why I can pinpoint like that one, because that's,
• 57:08
  you know what I wanted to see The Stranger, The New Strangers. Yeah,
• 57:12
  I never saw the first one though. It's really good. It's really
• 57:15
  good. That first Paranormal Activity was scary. No, it wasn't nothing.
• 57:20
  The first one. It was scary because that ship was scariest. Had what
• 57:24
  it was like? Those movies were hilarious, every single one of the other
• 57:29
  Every single one of them was hilarious. Bro. Oh. The only one
• 57:32
  that was kind of scary was the one with the grandmother and all those old
• 57:37
  white like white women's That was the third one. I think it was the
• 57:40
  third one. At the end of the movie, they just popped up and
• 57:43
  was everywhere. Did you did you see the fourth one with the Mexican family
• 57:49
  in Compton? No? What? No? I think I've seen that one.
• 57:52
  Bro. That ship was so like they've all been low budget, all
• 57:57
  the movies, but that was the lower. That ship was fucking recorded on
• 58:00
  a razor phone. Damn that ship was. That ship was god awful.
• 58:06
  I saw that show on Netflix years ago. Let me get the resor from
• 58:10
  Brome is hond that knew it? The one they put out, that new
• 58:17
  one, like, well, I guess the first one was getting scary.
• 58:22
  The second one, the first one that's scared though it's not like the original.
• 58:25
  The new the new funniest hell as well. First the first it was
• 58:32
  funny but scared. But at no point was I scared that not even when
• 58:36
  he came out of the projector. The only thing that that got me is
• 58:38
  when they were in the sewer and the little fucking ship can That's the only
• 58:43
  that that made me jump. Everybody off the wall and the paint. The
• 58:45
  picture didn't get you, the grandma didn't get you. You can watch scary
• 58:50
  movies then, yeah, no, no, no, no, no no,
• 58:52
  no, Okay, I don't like the monic movies. Okay, I
• 58:57
  don't do the mind It pretty demonic, No that's not demonic killing cwn.
• 59:00
  Yeah, but there's no demons, there's no spirits, niggas a demon,
• 59:05
  there's no extism. Yeah. I don't do demnic movies, but like movies
• 59:10
  like that. Now granted Pandama Activity is definitely a demnic movie, but all
• 59:16
  of them. But I saw that like with a group of people and when
• 59:20
  we started watching, like oh, this is actually funny. So then I
• 59:22
  watched all of them. Okay, but like insidious, uh whatever you said?
• 59:29
  Whatever, no conduring, no, no, some real real demons.
• 59:35
  Yeah, member the Blair Witch Trials from a long long back time of Blair
• 59:37
  Witch Project. That ship is scary project, which it was. It was
• 59:39
  the way that the movie, the film was shot that made it scary.
• 59:43
  But nothing happened in that movie at all, like paranorm. I wouldn't know
• 59:46
  nothing happened. I watched it. I didn't make it through. Really you
• 59:50
  were what do you make it through? I didn't make it through the movie?
• 59:52
  Nothing? Do you mean you turned it off? I turned it off?
• 59:54
  Oh I thought you were in the theater you walked. I can't do
• 59:59
  that. I've had enough. Watch the whole movie. You'll see nothing happens
• 1:00:05
  at all. He would have been like six, Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:00:07
  was young. I was young when I was watching it, and I was
• 1:00:09
  just like, yeah, I'm just gonna go in the other room and watch
• 1:00:12
  cartoons. I know. The scariest movie I've seen was or a movie that
• 1:00:16
  made me not want to watch scary movies with darkness falls was that with the
• 1:00:21
  tooth Fairy. Yeah, the tooth Fairy and she got like burned and then
• 1:00:23
  she was like haunting people if you ever went into a shadow. She was
• 1:00:28
  any type of darkness and she was ugly as ship. So that was a
• 1:00:31
  scary movie. But I was the first scary movie I've ever seen. After
• 1:00:35
  that, I was like, I'm not watching anything else scary lep of the
• 1:00:37
  Hood, funny stop it that does. Yeah, that's supposed to really snatched
• 1:00:42
  my man's leg off trying to I do not remember that. You remember sinister
• 1:00:46
  movie? I remember the movie Boogie. I'm not sure if I've seen it.
• 1:00:51
  Sentencement. What was that? That was like a hood scary movie.
• 1:00:53
  It was like uh uh scary stories stole tales from the Hood. Yeah,
• 1:01:00
  where like these guys was trying to get some drugs from some old nigga and
• 1:01:04
  he kept telling scary stories, but they was actually talking to the Devil.
• 1:01:07
  I'm not I'm not demonic. You know, it's a terrible scary movie.
• 1:01:13
  Bones. Never heard of the Snoop Dogg. Say no More horror movie with
• 1:01:19
  dog? How great? Snoop dog plays like a dude that was like murdered
• 1:01:25
  in the seventies and like obviously, and they buried him in the house like
• 1:01:30
  or at the basement or something like that, underground, and then he like
• 1:01:34
  haunts the place and he's trying to get binged, like thirty. I can't
• 1:01:37
  imagine Snoop Dogg haunting anything. Yeah, he was Jimmy Bones. That reminds
• 1:01:42
  me of this movie's actually good. You ever seen Lovely Bones? I've heard
• 1:01:45
  of that movie. I didn't watch it. It's nothing like that, but
• 1:01:50
  it's like a girl I believe she was kidnapped and she got buried and it's
• 1:01:55
  fucking It's just really eerie. What's lovely about the Lovely Bones? Interesting?
• 1:02:00
  It almost sounds like it's supposed to be the same concept. Shout out to
• 1:02:04
  Stanley Tucci. Yeah, shout out the stand. That's one movie. I've
• 1:02:07
  only seen one. I saw that movie one time. I was like,
• 1:02:10
  oh, I'm good. Tales from the Hood that's yeah, Sai, Yeah,
• 1:02:16
  tells from the hood. You didn't believe? Well, I was just
• 1:02:19
  making sure because I wasn't a thousand with that title sounded from the hood.
• 1:02:24
  Yeah. Did y'all see uh jay Z performing at the Tom Brings Hall of
• 1:02:30
  Fame? Can we be honest, be honest, I'm tired of seeing this
• 1:02:35
  nigga only perform for white people. Bro well, well prepared to stay tired
• 1:02:38
  because that's all he's doing. That's all he's doing. Like I understand,
• 1:02:43
  you understand getting your money, but at what point, like do you perform
• 1:02:50
  for the people who actually like support what you do? Like that can't afford
• 1:02:52
  me. But it's not like they're offering him pennies to perform. It's not
• 1:03:01
  only they're like, here's a twenty five thousand dollars, jaz, can you
• 1:03:06
  can you make it happen for me? That that was That's what I was.
• 1:03:07
  It's not like at this point you don't need the money. Yeah,
• 1:03:10
  you don't need to perform for these white people either. That's so why would
• 1:03:14
  you do it if you're just doing it? And did you see the video?
• 1:03:16
  Yeah, there's a bunch of rich old white people are like who the
• 1:03:21
  fuck is this nigga? Like those people on the field, But the people
• 1:03:24
  up in the stands they were getting with. I'm sure they yeah, they
• 1:03:28
  know who he is, but they were getting with. It's just the people
• 1:03:30
  that was down on the field. Yeah, And that was the angle that
• 1:03:32
  we got. And then they performed at the Tony Awards with Alicia Keys.
• 1:03:37
  That's fine. I guess more white people. One song, one dream,
• 1:03:42
  billion streams. I had to I'm tired of that song. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:50
  I can't remember last time I even listened to that. Yeah, I
• 1:03:52
  mean people said the Little Mama had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
• 1:03:55
  For the past decade, every time I've heard that song but against my
• 1:04:00
  will? Right, every time, I mean I've never When did that song
• 1:04:06
  come about? What year we were in high school? Definitely were in high
• 1:04:13
  school? Was in high school? Two nine? Two thousand came out to
• 1:04:18
  the album came out, so I'll be generous since two thousand and twelve,
• 1:04:25
  okay, being generous, The song drops two thousand nine was twenty twelve.
• 1:04:30
  Every time I've heard that song has been against sophomore year, junior year.
• 1:04:34
  That would have been your junior year. Yeah, every time, like,
• 1:04:40
  oh my god, I'm not. I mean, it's it's not like it's
• 1:04:43
  a bad song. It's not bad, but it's not good enough to have
• 1:04:47
  lasted this long. I don't think it did because it kind of died out.
• 1:04:53
  But it's just like a New York anthem, New York, New York
• 1:04:57
  staple. I'd rather have the New York mix in gonna be this lookamp go
• 1:05:01
  New York, New York. We are the New York Micks, New York
• 1:05:08
  Knicks, you know, like white men to just started figuring out when hip
• 1:05:10
  hop, so they just do that kind of way. Hey, yo,
• 1:05:14
  homie, yo, we are the New York Micks. That's hip hop.
• 1:05:18
  Hip Yeah yeah yo. Like this. Oddly enough, be Simone has a
• 1:05:25
  reenactment of that hilarious. You'd be shocked. I'll show you. I put
• 1:05:30
  my leg out like this and I biting my legs. That's hip hop.
• 1:05:34
  That's hip hop. Period. Parody of that lady on Bobs Burger is pretty
• 1:05:40
  hilarious too. I saw one girl TikTok actually had the actual lady. Yeah,
• 1:05:45
  yes, actual lady. Yes, Yes, that's hip that's hip hop.
• 1:05:49
  You can't stand like this, stand like this loose because that's hip hop.
• 1:05:56
  I just want to ask her be like going back and watching that.
• 1:06:00
  Okay with that? Yeah, that's hip hop. That was hip hop at
• 1:06:03
  the time. At that time, it was hip hop. It was something
• 1:06:06
  unfo it is. It's a shame how close to Acor she might have been,
• 1:06:16
  say black a black? Yeah? For real? Uh? What what
• 1:06:26
  other? Pull it back to what we were supposed to be talking about.
• 1:06:30
  Da what we supposed to be talking about the Top twenty funniest people on the
• 1:06:33
  Internet? Oh, ship, do you have the listen for? Yeah?
• 1:06:39
  Can we top twenty? I thought he went to ten. No, it's
• 1:06:41
  twenty. Can we run through them all? Oh? Shoot, my list
• 1:06:45
  only goes to sixteen. But I can get you. Oh yeah, you're
• 1:06:48
  read what you're doing. I just don't think about it on your lap.
• 1:06:53
  We live in a post laptop world. It's just all full of tablets.
• 1:06:56
  Now. There it is of Pressley Number twenty The White Dude, Okay dude
• 1:07:02
  from Okay. He's pretty funny. Absolutely, he's not bad. Who is
• 1:07:05
  that again? Who does like the interviews of barstool The White Guy? He's
• 1:07:11
  funny? Yeah? Number nineteen. Gillian Wallow fucking asked niggas. Sure,
• 1:07:19
  sure they could have been at twenty, but yeah, I'm at all.
• 1:07:25
  I'll be fine because because old boys not on there, Tony Tony will get
• 1:07:30
  there there. I didn't even think about that. He needs to be old
• 1:07:35
  Tony Stavachi, the white dude you know black people. Oh hell, he's
• 1:07:42
  not on there. No, it's a travesty. It's actually wow, I
• 1:07:46
  didn't even think of that. That's disgusting. She's hilarious and New York Day
• 1:07:54
  number eighteen. She's pretty funny, yious. She does like from Mejessus,
• 1:07:59
  very New York like New York centric comedy. Yes, she's funny. Yeah,
• 1:08:02
  I'm trying to think about news. She's not like the Cleopatrick girl.
• 1:08:05
  No, no, clear Cleo Trapper Ice spices friend I beat anyway fair enough
• 1:08:14
  seventeen Vince Staples, what is he doing interesting? He's just he's his tweets
• 1:08:19
  himself. I don't. I mean, he just he tweets a lot.
• 1:08:21
  That's where most of his commed ship. Every interview, he's like ray J,
• 1:08:26
  the one who's talking about a hand and every day. But that culture
• 1:08:30
  all these people like, yeah, these people are actually making content. If
• 1:08:34
  he wasn't on, I wouldn't be mad. But if yeah, honestly had
• 1:08:38
  no business being on being there. I can't fight that. You know who
• 1:08:43
  isn't on there that should be on there too, Zach Fox? Who's that
• 1:08:47
  bit? You better praise God? And I that's some got from what was
• 1:08:50
  it called? He's on elementary? Elementary? I mean Vince Staples is we're
• 1:08:55
  doing we're doing that? He okay, team came on to mas No.
• 1:09:01
  No. Fifteen Lou Ratchett, Yes, there we go. He's done making
• 1:09:05
  skits. Don't know your mom, man, Well he's done making skits.
• 1:09:10
  But for he's making he said he's been doing that. He said that I
• 1:09:15
  watch a little bit of video. He just said he just doesn't have a
• 1:09:17
  passion for it. Oh wow, he was like, he was like,
• 1:09:20
  it feels like a job. Now I got you. I was like,
• 1:09:24
  I mean, once you get that, he should be he should be in
• 1:09:26
  the top like twelve offer. Yeah, you see your man sex assault,
• 1:09:30
  sexual charges? You be ain't your with nigga? You be with I really
• 1:09:40
  do be Like when you see somebody, it's like you are you don't funk
• 1:09:44
  with the dude. He called like, yeah that your man that's your man,
• 1:09:47
  your man? Yeah yeah. Number fourteen, snap, he could have
• 1:09:56
  I'm surprised not higher, but yeah, sure, I'm surprised. That's like
• 1:09:58
  that because I see that phantom aka for for Mike Form. Yes, I
• 1:10:05
  still don't know what he looks like, the big Dominican ball, Big Dominican.
• 1:10:08
  Oh. You know. It's also who's not on there? They should
• 1:10:10
  be on there. I think Phillian Chunks should be on there. Who will
• 1:10:15
  get there? But because there's a very common theme to this list, it's
• 1:10:19
  like, who's that Zoe Spencer. No, I've never heard of that chick
• 1:10:25
  day in my life. I'm sure she's hilarious. I don't know. I
• 1:10:28
  will hope. So do you date short man? Lou Young? Number eleven,
• 1:10:35
  Oh, that's New York. Yeah, yees. He's been popping up
• 1:10:39
  more recently. Lou Young. He's one of my favorites. He's funny.
• 1:10:43
  He is one of my favorites. Number ten eighty five Self Show grouped them
• 1:10:46
  all together. Now, that's nasty because each of them ended well, not
• 1:10:49
  each of them getting individually. Two of them could definitely be on this list
• 1:10:54
  by themselves, true, but but like they don't don't seen stuff I haven't
• 1:10:59
  seen them recently, so it and that's the thing. I haven't seen him
• 1:11:01
  recently either. They're living off, living off the past. Uh Malik b
• 1:11:08
  Number nine he's kind of new, I guess. I don't know. He's
• 1:11:15
  made a couple of videos like when You're going out of town blah blah blah.
• 1:11:21
  But is that the the dude that makes the skits like Drew Ski kind
• 1:11:27
  of this shouln't even showing up. Mm hmm elak bas oh number nine,
• 1:11:34
  number nine, number nine is crazy. That's raising old first of all,
• 1:11:39
  all of his skits in the same way. I think that's I think that's
• 1:11:44
  the theme. But that's the point, that's the point it gets to.
• 1:11:48
  I'm just like, I wonder how this is gonna He was bitching wild one
• 1:11:53
  Desi Banks number eight, bitching like a motherfucker. He will get to him,
• 1:11:59
  want to get to him now? No, No, I'm saying,
• 1:12:04
  all right, number seven, Curve Olo, I don't know who that is.
• 1:12:15
  Yeah, he'd be talking, remember ship. Remember No, I don't
• 1:12:21
  know if he's he is funny though he's but you know, you know what
• 1:12:27
  it up. It's the niggas who are right near him. It's like if
• 1:12:30
  he's seven, and why are they Yeah, Mike, Mike got that.
• 1:12:34
  Oh that dude he was in. He was in. I wonder how much
• 1:12:39
  they paid him to do that. Just Cobby lame. That's crazy. He
• 1:12:43
  changed his whole entire life just fucking silent doing that. Numbers. I don't
• 1:12:46
  even know that Nigga was fritch. He don't speak you. He's number six,
• 1:12:54
  six Mark, Okay, okay, okay, we're riding with that.
• 1:12:57
  I'm cool with that. Number five, our second white man, theo Van
• 1:13:02
  yep. Yes, m hmm. Number four. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:13:08
  Trey rad he needs to be number two. Yeah, he needs to
• 1:13:11
  be higher. We can talk about he is hilarious. Let me let me
• 1:13:14
  say these last three. And he stood through the fire of cancelation. I'm
• 1:13:17
  sorry he did purpose on purpose, intentionally. He's a warrior. Mark Phillips
• 1:13:24
  in r DC world. Yeah, I would say that's nancy that they did
• 1:13:29
  that, because if you're gonna say eighty five, number two, yes,
• 1:13:34
  bend the dome number And I like him a lot. He's funny, he's
• 1:13:42
  funny as hell. But number two was insanity. He's living off the cloud
• 1:13:46
  of Drake and Odell, but quite literally, Joe, that's it. He
• 1:13:51
  said he had to get where he bended. He had to get where he
• 1:13:54
  did mushrooms. Hilarious. He's funny, he's I was say, he's definitely
• 1:14:00
  top seven. Yeah, is insanely you think he's top seven? Yeah right
• 1:14:05
  now? This very well? Yeah, yeah, number one. He didn't
• 1:14:10
  know, come on, he's the king right now. He is. He's
• 1:14:14
  genuinely funny. And you know how I know he's really funny. He was.
• 1:14:19
  He had him in Stitch the whole time. Every clip I've seen him
• 1:14:25
  in that whole thing where he was like, you know you're getting big camp.
• 1:14:29
  I was fucking something. I don't know what's funnier. I don't know
• 1:14:38
  if it's if it's unplanned, if it's funnier. But I also think if
• 1:14:43
  he's been if he played that and that's a bit, I think that's even
• 1:14:46
  better because it worked. Because it worked and he was just doing it at
• 1:14:49
  all different times. You just get the biting man like, god, God,
• 1:14:56
  this is your house, what's what's going on? He said, what
• 1:14:59
  are you? Black? Bro? Wiping off? The band was getting He's
• 1:15:10
  like, did you see I got did you see them get the porter partty
• 1:15:14
  in the house. No what bro So they had to so like like their
• 1:15:18
  backyard is like raised up or some ship, and like Kay's room is like
• 1:15:23
  on a balcony like lower. But they had to like drop the porter partty
• 1:15:27
  from like the backyard, Yes, and then like slide into before continued,
• 1:15:32
  let me do a quick apology in his apology to the young niggas. I
• 1:15:35
  get it. These niggas are hilarious. These little niggas are hilarious. Yeah,
• 1:15:39
  I don't know how you ain't getting before. Yeah, I was being
• 1:15:41
  an old hater. I was old. I mean, he was always funny.
• 1:15:45
  I just didn't like the live stream from jail things. I just thought
• 1:15:47
  that was kind of stupid that I always thought Kyle was funny. But that
• 1:15:51
  was the only thing I didn't like. But the raccoon in there, they
• 1:15:56
  were touching the red like the like you know the mystery box, but you
• 1:16:00
  know the blindfolded like put you in his box. It was a raccoon,
• 1:16:03
  a live record, a live It's like they had an animal trainer with a
• 1:16:06
  live racco holding it under there. I said, just like I don't know
• 1:16:12
  what it is, but it's got to I don't know what it is.
• 1:16:15
  It's gotta tom. Yeah, he pull water on yo. I think he
• 1:16:21
  enjoyed himself. Man, he probably fell young again doing that ship. He
• 1:16:26
  had a blast. Hell yeah, you can see that he was having a
• 1:16:29
  good time. You ain't see the videos home. He's having to sleepover.
• 1:16:32
  No, sorry, Keenan, I don't think that's happened. Shut it down.
• 1:16:36
  I don't think that's happening. You want a live stream that's having to
• 1:16:41
  sleep over, not live stream the whole thing. Oh, you just want
• 1:16:43
  us to do it. I wou want to just do it well, first
• 1:16:46
  of all, also turned he has been saying this for the past five years
• 1:16:49
  though, so you'd be stealing his idea. That's what always he doesn't I
• 1:16:55
  know, let me talk about this at Corey's barbecue. Like it's not an
• 1:16:59
  idea until it comes out of Mike's mouth. He like, oh, we
• 1:17:02
  should do this. Like no, like you heard this, you just weren't.
• 1:17:04
  Like, well, I should have said it aloud. I'm like,
• 1:17:06
  we've said it multiple times. Why do you think you thought of it?
• 1:17:10
  You thought that was original? We're talking about the genius content creator talking about
• 1:17:15
  Artie has been saying that genius. He's a savant. I am God's gift
• 1:17:24
  to content point. All right, get an airbnb. We bring a blow
• 1:17:33
  up mattresses and we all to sleep. So I would do that. I
• 1:17:40
  would do that. I would do it. Sure, why not? And
• 1:17:44
  I'll bring my things so I don't snore. That's putting it together. Putting
• 1:17:53
  water in the tank? No, no, you can have the bedroom.
• 1:17:57
  You You could be in there by yourself a man. That would be fun.
• 1:18:01
  They would see pap tutorials with Mike. So what you want to do
• 1:18:05
  here? If you want to make sure the inside of this tank is very
• 1:18:09
  clean, and you gotta use distilled water, it's very I don't use the
• 1:18:13
  still water, but distilled water. Mike, Why don't you use distilled water?
• 1:18:15
  I don't got time to go to the store. Get put that shot
• 1:18:17
  out the sink. Nigga straight out to sink, unfiltered or bottles of water?
• 1:18:23
  Bottle? I do bottle water mostly, don't lie? You do?
• 1:18:26
  Sing? To what risk? Is he running doctors? I wanted them?
• 1:18:30
  Is it bad? Mhmm lot oh am? I really yeah, that's really
• 1:18:36
  bad. Yes, Nigga breathing and dookie particles at night, doesn't care about
• 1:18:48
  Mike Roobs and all that jazz. I guess I'll go cost distilled water.
• 1:18:54
  I guess get the Amazon. You just gona shift yourself because you don't like
• 1:18:58
  leaving the house. I can which which I don't know you advocating for it?
• 1:19:01
  Oh, we need another pandemic every day. You like some pandemic.
• 1:19:06
  Huh? You be in the house nowhere. Everybody your life is. Everybody
• 1:19:13
  else is not doing so I don't feel bad about doing it the fun.
• 1:19:15
  You don't feel bad about doing it now? Well I don't. I don't
• 1:19:18
  get judged for doing it because everybody else, because everybody else ahead, we
• 1:19:23
  do. I would to go out, we can dying. I got some
• 1:19:27
  new going out jeans, guys, I just I just got him ended.
• 1:19:35
  You got some going out jeans. I have to go on out jeans.
• 1:19:39
  I got a fresh pair of a few months ago. They're just very fresh
• 1:19:41
  because I don't wear don't go out. Mm hmmm. One question about the
• 1:19:46
  list. If we put Tony on this list, where's he gonna be?
• 1:19:50
  And who are we taking off? Curve can get a bout of here?
• 1:19:55
  Okay, what's the name? Taking off Cam and Mace? Oh? Take
• 1:19:58
  I'm thinking about I'm all amatically in my mind top seven. So take that
• 1:20:02
  Who's top seven again? That one chickoff you said, Tony Funny, Marco,
• 1:20:09
  Trey Rags the art world, You take that funny? Marco's fine,
• 1:20:15
  gonna hold you? I mean to first, we have to put Ben Donne's
• 1:20:20
  the number. Ben Ne be six, eight seventy honestly, yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:29
  because I don't think anybody be in uproar like why is he hurt?
• 1:20:31
  Like? Come on, but Trey Rags needs to be number two. Yes,
• 1:20:36
  I can't put him at number one. I can't justin, but he
• 1:20:41
  needs to be at least number two. No, okay, he's hilarious.
• 1:20:45
  No, he is hilarious. Accomplex's website sucks Tony to be top three first
• 1:20:53
  of all, Malik B being number nine, that could definitely be moved.
• 1:20:58
  Who's three right now? Mark Phillips and R d C World. It really
• 1:21:05
  could have happened. It's so crazy. I don't know if I canna put
• 1:21:11
  them over already they they've been to Phillips and to too Hit for too long.
• 1:21:16
  Okay, it's been too long, all right? Tony has to be
• 1:21:18
  number four? Yeah, who's right now? Can go Drew k Trey Rags
• 1:21:26
  mm hmm, r d C World Tony, Yeah, take out of there.
• 1:21:32
  Then Theovan oh m hmm. Theob is not funnier than them. Right
• 1:21:38
  now, I'm trying to think I want to I mean, do you want
• 1:21:42
  to? You want to put the b that nigga he should be happy with
• 1:21:47
  the spot he got said this. Nigga fumbled the feature as a comedian.
• 1:21:51
  Yeah, you have Future and Metro in the skin and it wasn't funny.
• 1:21:57
  Well, I mean that was neither one. He didn't their fault. That
• 1:22:00
  was his fault for two niggas with the personality of know it's not that No,
• 1:22:05
  that's the point of that's the point. That was the point of the
• 1:22:08
  skip. They don't say anything. It's all DESI talking. But des wasn't
• 1:22:11
  funny. He's the thing hasn't been funny in a long time, exactly correct,
• 1:22:15
  in a very long time, exactly like he's still doing he do with
• 1:22:23
  his fucking U. The skinny chick, Candy Candice about good lord Yvonne or
• 1:22:33
  whatever. Skinny chick you know, Yeah, pretty big, she is funny.
• 1:22:41
  Yeah she had actually no, she had her moments where she was funny.
• 1:22:45
  She was doing so much both be over the top, the fact that
• 1:22:48
  he was on there crying about like, I guess, shut up, shut
• 1:22:56
  up, shut up. The funniest thing I think, I'm trying to think
• 1:23:01
  of the funniest thing he did. It's between the football skits. Those ships
• 1:23:04
  be funny. But also when he did the Joe when he was a standing
• 1:23:06
  commedity, he was like, oh my god, and they blew that nigga
• 1:23:10
  like he did a fake comedian skit. Hilarious. That was funny now,
• 1:23:14
  but I was thinking about the first time I saw that Tony guys, like
• 1:23:17
  the first video I remember saying he was like when when two of Ray lines
• 1:23:20
  be beefing with each other, brou that like lines that are just purplet like
• 1:23:30
  yeah Ray, okay, yeah okay, parallel, very y brow stuff but
• 1:23:39
  still too lies. Yeah, but Kyle, huh, Kyle, damn no
• 1:23:48
  respect for Kyle. Next years Kyle, Kyle fake Drew ski about that nigga.
• 1:24:00
  It's so funny. Every time he posts top retweeted I saw somebody retreat
• 1:24:03
  one video videos be like, I can't wait till Drew Skie releases a fronty
• 1:24:08
  version of this damn bad and he kind of be like taking his ideas,
• 1:24:14
  but be doing him better than It's a damn Jane. I don't know that
• 1:24:23
  he is funny though, but he's just not as funny. He's not bad,
• 1:24:27
  and it's funny because it's bad because they both came out around the same
• 1:24:30
  time pretty much. I think the other dude, he came out a little
• 1:24:32
  bit pretty sure. He came out first, came out with the wood.
• 1:24:38
  Oh the thirty guy, dick on it thirty, that's what he really took
• 1:24:42
  off. The boy. You know, he really went crazy when he crossed
• 1:24:45
  over to the white world doing the like Kyle Rod. I don't give him
• 1:24:49
  nothing, but they had that was like, I don't know way he got
• 1:24:57
  be so close. I know why you gotta be in my face. I
• 1:24:59
  can hear you. You could be over there. I don't give a piss,
• 1:25:02
  I'm nothing. But they had to make sure that then they can't touch
• 1:25:06
  Kevin. You get too. There's a clear difference between Drew Ski and know
• 1:25:14
  it's the age dudes. He he's like he must be Rice. Oh yeah,
• 1:25:20
  he was like that was racist. He was like, no, no,
• 1:25:23
  chat chat go back. That looked like it did look like Rice was
• 1:25:28
  like what they like. Oh no, that's not what I meant. He
• 1:25:30
  did say that, that's like what it did. Kind look like rice a
• 1:25:34
  little bit, but yeah he was even their ice cream like rice at the
• 1:25:39
  bowl, rice pudding, rice pudding. No, yeah, I don't Yeah,
• 1:25:45
  I don't know. You tripping brother. Lucky that she was at where
• 1:25:48
  he was because we'll be there next year at Max two years. Ships and
• 1:25:55
  Gage weren't on there, No, because they they they just That's the thing.
• 1:25:58
  This is very like I'm American Black New York almost centric. I think
• 1:26:03
  like Northeast centric. Yeah, there's no West Coast people on there. Whoa
• 1:26:08
  you like, But that's because that's where we are. Maybe there's funny ass
• 1:26:12
  West Coast people. We don't have. Exavier, who does the his dad
• 1:26:17
  is Muslim and every time he ordering he's funny. That soundsous? Does he
• 1:26:25
  ordered like he would order pork it from He seems like that's Swan. He
• 1:26:30
  ordered like port He's gonna show you something. He's gonna show you something that
• 1:26:36
  there's a lot of West Coast funny like people like that. I feel like
• 1:26:42
  there. I feel like their brand of comedy though, is very like focused
• 1:26:45
  like on focus on l A, like that's just that's just really from the
• 1:26:49
  sticks of Georgia. But he's funny anywhere. Uh, it's representation in there,
• 1:26:56
  even from No, he's from Florida. Yeah, and he said Atlanta
• 1:27:00
  r DC World, they're from Texas, North Carolina. Yeah, but we
• 1:27:04
  know about them. They're from Texas. I thought them Carolina Texas. I
• 1:27:10
  thought there's North Carolina. They're from Texas. You got fucking Desi Banks Atlanta.
• 1:27:16
  Uh, we're just funny over here. Uh, what's say Young Baltimore
• 1:27:20
  is coach centric West Coast Black and East Coast Black people. There's two white
• 1:27:27
  boys on that THEO von Louisiana. Hey, theobron's crossed over though, kind
• 1:27:31
  of I'm happy with her name wasn't on there. Bobby, Oh yeah,
• 1:27:36
  Bobby Hall time. I'm surprised she wasn't. She hasn't done anything recently.
• 1:27:42
  I mean she's still be doing stuff. But like with Ari Fletcher, I
• 1:27:46
  mean, yeah, she does stuff, but she doesn't. I don't understand
• 1:27:49
  when. I don't understand when when she really made this crossover where it's just
• 1:27:55
  on her body, you know how it is? What are you? He
• 1:28:00
  said, cat yourself to the white avatar. What did he says? Like
• 1:28:01
  niggas are hyping up Oh yeah, he said, niggas are hyping up Tams,
• 1:28:06
  but not hyping up Bobby Hall. Like you shut up? Yes?
• 1:28:14
  Yes? Like what to go to this section? It's not a really thick
• 1:28:18
  one, so it doesn't give out on you. Yep, have you seen
• 1:28:24
  get it? We get it? Keep saying get it, Michael. You
• 1:28:28
  don't hit the floor. They won't. Good, good good. I want
• 1:28:30
  you. I don't want you to want you to lap the ground. I
• 1:28:34
  don't even want to. I don't even want to have a flapping like flipper.
• 1:28:48
  Well, I'm just gonna ask you guys a couple of questions since we
• 1:28:53
  ah, yes, yes, you know now we're doing two episodes. Can't
• 1:28:56
  keep all the questions to myself for you? Yeah, for you only get
• 1:29:00
  two though, brokebe maybe too. I mean we'll see, we'll see how
• 1:29:04
  it goes. Cut them off it too? You got you gotta get I
• 1:29:10
  can believe want more. Hey man, we still got a whole patreon Q.
• 1:29:14
  Huh we have a patreon? Qu what about we gotta what a patreon?
• 1:29:18
  Q of questions? That's what I'm saying, he said, Oh,
• 1:29:23
  I don't get no questions. Keep listening. Okay, thank you, don
• 1:29:30
  wants to make it. Really, it's not for real prior to get your
• 1:29:35
  twenty quarters. Yeah, get their twenty quarters together serving it's all good.
• 1:29:42
  Mm hmm. Somebody said in a comment, Okay, trying trying to get
• 1:29:45
  the podcast canceled. I'm like, I'm trying to get it canceled. Yeah,
• 1:29:48
  it was me that said that. I'm you the one try to get
• 1:29:53
  a canceled. You. We've had to end it on you a couple of
• 1:29:56
  times, a couple of times. That's not me getting canceled. I may
• 1:29:58
  say something wold, but it's not trying to it's canceled. You'd be saying
• 1:30:00
  ship to get his canceled. No, be you nah. You know.
• 1:30:06
  It's kind of like it's like when spongebobings with the hen right, like when
• 1:30:12
  he says it's funny when you say you're trying to ship, be funny too.
• 1:30:15
  You're just trying to get canceled. My ships be ended up. His
• 1:30:17
  clips and Mike just be shipped in the episode, which means we could put
• 1:30:21
  it out to the public. We can't put his ship out to the public.
• 1:30:26
  I mean I had to edit what you said? Word what I said?
• 1:30:30
  I had edit? What? Don't worry about that talking about kids?
• 1:30:39
  Yeah that was bad. That was bad. That was we had a whole
• 1:30:43
  but who video And then huh hm hmm, Daniel Caesar said, yeah,
• 1:30:50
  canceled me. I don't give him fun. Didy'll listen to this. Didn't
• 1:30:59
  he just drop album? Yeah? Last year? Last year year he was
• 1:31:01
  on his third album. I thought that was like a few months ago.
• 1:31:04
  Yeah, it wasn't long. A few months ago he did. This is
• 1:31:09
  his third album. Yeah, it's sounds like going But okay, I'll just
• 1:31:13
  start asking a question. Then, would you rather have ten billion dollars or
• 1:31:17
  own the Magic school Bus? And that album came out in April last year?
• 1:31:19
  Ten billion dollars? Yeah, ten billion dollars, ten billion dollars.
• 1:31:24
  What the hell am I going to do with the magic school bus for?
• 1:31:26
  What? For? What? What? Exactly? What am I going to
• 1:31:29
  do? What you would you do if you have the magic school bus,
• 1:31:33
  sell it to the government. I don't know, sell it to the government
• 1:31:38
  for ten billion dollars? What am I going to do with the magic school
• 1:31:40
  bus? Money? Fly Strengths doesn't What am I doing with that. What
• 1:31:45
  am I doing with it? What am I doing with it? Nothing?
• 1:31:48
  Give me a to going see people's butts? Don't know I could do that
• 1:31:51
  without a school to stick up. I'm about to go inside your butt with
• 1:31:55
  the magic school bus. Like what I could do that without school That's crazy?
• 1:32:00
  What I mean, he can can don't need a school bus for that,
• 1:32:06
  not at all. People. I can tell you from experience, you
• 1:32:10
  do not need a school bus to go up and somebody. But it will
• 1:32:13
  hurt, it'll be a little rough, Okay, he'll take a lot of
• 1:32:17
  spit. I can't get out in there without a magic school So just let
• 1:32:23
  you guys knowure Celtics one, I just chose to ignore that. I wasn't
• 1:32:27
  gonna bring that up. Congrats, congrats to Celtics. But since you said
• 1:32:30
  it, Jason Tatum tried to do a Kevin Garnett reenactment after winning. You
• 1:32:36
  I actually hate anything as possible. He's so insufferably corny. Yeah, he's
• 1:32:43
  terribly corny. He's insanely corny. Actually another l for the light skin community
• 1:32:49
  and worse. And I already know he's gonna put you'll see you know what
• 1:32:55
  he's gonna do we'll see he's gonna reenact the Kobe picture. Bro, I'm
• 1:32:58
  gonna throw up if he done hot. You know he's corny enough to do
• 1:33:01
  that, Keenan. He started the series Kobe and he was he would have
• 1:33:09
  had to come out recently. You're talking about with him in the locker room
• 1:33:12
  with the Yeah, he's going to do that. About that, No,
• 1:33:15
  No, with the trophy, He's absolutely going to do that. It's coming
• 1:33:19
  in the next forty minutes. I don't think so. You said you're looking
• 1:33:25
  at it right there. No, he's looking at something else. You look
• 1:33:28
  at some wild some random, some random just what is this? That's my
• 1:33:31
  book marks? That's in your book? Freak the likes I hit my own
• 1:33:40
  like yo, you know, people was questioning me about that. I hit
• 1:33:44
  my legs and people like, why did you hide your legs going through my
• 1:33:46
  ship? What you're running from nothing? You apparently I wasn't running fromhip.
• 1:33:50
  I didn't want people up in my legs mm hmm. But now they hit
• 1:33:55
  it for everybody. So they said they hit it because they call elon wing
• 1:33:59
  like definitely was it probably was your tiny finally got one congratulations that Nigga congratulate
• 1:34:08
  nigga. Yeah, gradually, like he's one of the bests that like,
• 1:34:15
  I'm happy he got one for a long time. He's not your nemesis,
• 1:34:19
  He's not. He's just not a nigga you ever had to worry about.
• 1:34:24
  Okay, So I have a reason and I like him. You have no
• 1:34:27
  reason. I like him. So you're hating. Yes, that that's late.
• 1:34:32
  Next question, I don't like him. Hey, I've been listening to
• 1:34:36
  the pod start to finish and I came across one of the Weird Food Combo
• 1:34:41
  episodes. Sometimes I'll put ranch dressing in my spaghetti, but only if I
• 1:34:45
  have parmersan because I like the texture. But I can go without it.
• 1:34:49
  Is that too weird at all? No, that's nothing. That's weird,
• 1:34:54
  bro. How old are you to be doing ranch ranch on pizza? Yeah?
• 1:35:00
  I don't do it, but that's a common thing to you, A
• 1:35:03
  very common A lot of people put ranch on I eat a chicken bacon ranch
• 1:35:06
  pizza. That's a very common thing to do. But I know I heard
• 1:35:12
  people do it. But it's similar. It's almost the same ingredients. You
• 1:35:15
  got, bread sauce, ranch. I mean, it's not that bad,
• 1:35:18
  but it's just it's not hell, it's not crazy. It depends on how
• 1:35:23
  much ranch they putting in that bitch man. If you do like a little
• 1:35:25
  dollar ranch and spaghetti bro only and only if I have parmesan cheese, Jesus
• 1:35:32
  bro let my man shut up. Yeah, that's that's nothing. If I
• 1:35:39
  saw somebody do that, I wouldn't. I'd be like that. But I'm
• 1:35:43
  like, look at this nasty ass nigga. Yeah mm hmmm mm hmmm.
• 1:35:50
  More tieing the food and that uh stupid girl with the stupid stuff. You
• 1:35:58
  know what I'm talking about. Would you rather only be attracted to people that
• 1:36:00
  strongly oppose your political views or only be able to eat food someone else chewed?
• 1:36:08
  Oh, the second one, I'm gonna go with the first one.
• 1:36:12
  Go with the first one. I'm not sure you can deal with that.
• 1:36:15
  No chewed, Yeah, because first of all, it doesn't know how much
• 1:36:19
  you chewed, it doesn't matter. I'm going with the first one. I'm
• 1:36:24
  not I don't want to. I'm not eating the food that you're never gonna
• 1:36:28
  have a first bite if anything else. He absolutely, I can't listen to
• 1:36:32
  somebody. That's fine. I'd rather deal with the police. I could taste
• 1:36:36
  it. I can't deal with that every day. I'd rather deal with the
• 1:36:39
  police because of what I believe in. I strongly oppose what I strongly strongly
• 1:36:44
  opposed. Like you could you could date a Trumper every day, you could
• 1:36:48
  know, you can eat you, you could be Julian. Honestly, I
• 1:36:55
  think you of your kind should go back to Africa if you don't like it
• 1:36:58
  here okay, bill, okay, ball gag So I don't got here it
• 1:37:04
  wow turned to a king thing. Yeah, okay, you gotta find some
• 1:37:10
  way to shut them up. Listen, I can't be baby bird fed.
• 1:37:16
  I don't nah, it doesn't have to be baby birth. The imagine my
• 1:37:21
  you know, my chewing my nuggets? Fuck you m m nah. No,
• 1:37:29
  you're going to a movie there and you're eating pre chew popcorn. Yeah,
• 1:37:32
  you have to popcorn, pre tooth anything. No, preach you anything
• 1:37:38
  anything, preach you, pizza, preach you, steak, preach you saying
• 1:37:43
  which tooth brush I ain't doing. I'm not hell no, you would know
• 1:37:49
  I would share toothbrother with my Hell No, that's some nasty nigga nigga.
• 1:37:56
  Do you know what I am not for my mouth on? I am not
• 1:37:59
  sharing no tooth brush with nobody mouths on her mouth and other places in other
• 1:38:03
  places. But we eat different foods and you're getting food out of your teeth,
• 1:38:06
  like I don't want Would you share a wash cloth if I had to,
• 1:38:13
  I'd rather not. I mean, I'd rather share tooth person was honest,
• 1:38:15
  I'd rather share. I'd rather share a wash cloth. No, I'd
• 1:38:20
  rather share a tooth brush. I rather. It's gotta be a zodiac sign
• 1:38:25
  thing or something. Because are you a fire sign? Yeah? Okay,
• 1:38:30
  okay, Happy Pride month? What do you guys are fire? Son?
• 1:38:38
  Flame? Okay? Fire? You said it? Not mean well? Once
• 1:38:46
  you said all you know, it's time to going at the end of the
• 1:38:48
  day. Days man makes it goes away my asshole and your whole. Yeah,
• 1:38:59
  I mean, I don't know. I make sure I scour the perimeter
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  quickly. Just gonna be a double side of wash in there, so so
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  you know the backside, you know it's for you know, the booty stuff,
• 1:39:20
  and the other side is for everything. What the hell are you talking
• 1:39:25
  about? If I was shting a cloth somebody brush? Yes, yes,
• 1:39:31
  what's going on in someone's mouth that you're so? I just don't want asshole.
• 1:39:38
  I'm not. I'm not going to asshole, so she wipe. I'd
• 1:39:44
  rather do asshole, asshole than two brush mouth to in your mouth that you're
• 1:39:47
  so okay, somebody else's do kiss your mouth though you kiss her in the
• 1:40:00
  not with that tooth brushes. Crazy. That's fine, that's fine, that's
• 1:40:04
  fine. But when it comes to scrubbing teeth and you're scrubbing teeth with the
• 1:40:08
  same thing you put your every night on her, on her, on her
• 1:40:13
  lady parts, but not the toothbrush, I don't understand that. Yeah,
• 1:40:18
  and plush with the rag. We're also not forgetting you're not just washing your
• 1:40:24
  but you're washing your body. That's why I say it. Possibly your face.
• 1:40:28
  I have a separate never my face, separate washed cloth. That's crazy.
• 1:40:31
  We're gonna we're just assuming that we're all using one wash cloth. I
• 1:40:35
  don't. I don't use the wash clothes to wash my face neither. I
• 1:40:39
  use a separate watched cloth wash my face. But again, that's why I
• 1:40:42
  wouldn't be able to, so you have to. That's why we need a
• 1:40:44
  two sided john. What the hell is a tool? I mean one side
• 1:40:51
  of wash glove. I mean because like like able to like distinguish like either
• 1:41:02
  side, so like it like two different colors. Like that's what I guess.
• 1:41:06
  You know, the water goes through the other side of the wash flow.
• 1:41:11
  That's five but that hands enough if the particles get stuck in the rag
• 1:41:16
  out there, So how you wash yourself in your hand with your hand is
• 1:41:23
  on them particles. So you wash it with one hand and you're just gonna
• 1:41:30
  fucking just whole body one hand, don't flip it over. Just got a
• 1:41:38
  pizza whole that's on my side. I'd rather deal with that. Then,
• 1:41:44
  Yeah, the same same tooth brush. That's just me, that is that's
• 1:41:48
  just not just it's insane to me. I'm sorry that type of person.
• 1:41:53
  Bro. And then like with the washcloth, like even with the soap decent,
• 1:41:56
  I could do like a little quick wash. Let me want your two
• 1:42:00
  bushes. Watch runs in your teeth. You just that's not washed. That's
• 1:42:05
  rents. That's not a wash, that's rents. Okay, and wash it
• 1:42:09
  and your mouth you can wash it with soap. That face you can literally
• 1:42:16
  rinch off literally whatever you want. I'm not well cleaning with alcohol. Well,
• 1:42:25
  we got we got to two brush to wash class M j what you
• 1:42:29
  got break the time? Would you have to share a watch cloth and share
• 1:42:33
  tooth brush? He said? He said, uh, he said said once
• 1:42:42
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• 1:43:34
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• 1:43:40
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• 1:43:46
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