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OUTRO: Sh*t We Always Say · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for for dogging four to
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  Speaker 2: seven every weekday on Radioca. Yeh man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was saying to keyes Emogi just before, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm and I'm really stoked about it. I did two
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  Speaker 3: outdoor activities today and on both occasions I got a
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  Speaker 3: sweat on right and I was like, and I was
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  Speaker 3: thinking to myself, it has been a fucking age since
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  Speaker 3: I've had a sweat.
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  Speaker 1: It's a changing of the season feelings.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that great?
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  Speaker 2: And I was good.
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  Speaker 3: I was driving in today just looking at this beautiful
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  Speaker 3: sunny day and going springers here, boys.
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  Speaker 1: And that's that's filled me with a bit of joy.
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  Speaker 5: De Vive just quickly is before we started the part
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  Speaker 5: of you into say something and then you said, I
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  Speaker 5: don't worry it's boring.
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  Speaker 1: Because I was already asked you this. That was that
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  Speaker 1: was exciting part. Oh wow, I do.
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  Speaker 3: All I'm saying is I feel a definite change and
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  Speaker 3: it's a great thing.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Jim to get freezing cold again?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah probably, yeah, but just for today, just for tonight.
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  Speaker 3: How it's stoked it's in a really good mood.
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  Speaker 2: What are your activities are you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Golf and gardening? Are we going to have this all
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  Speaker 1: of my arms now?
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  Speaker 2: Fair enough?
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  Speaker 6: Gives a little bit of flavor, MOI? Yeah, question go on,
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  Speaker 6: have you ever seen Jason with that ship? Look, I'm
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  Speaker 6: not going at noticing what people are wearing. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 6: Jason's for me, it feels like a no.
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  Speaker 5: Brown shirt with like these little red and white little
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  Speaker 5: flag things on it all over it. Pugs and I
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  Speaker 5: both have never seen and wear it. He's like, I
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  Speaker 5: wear it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I've had a certainly not all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Can I just say, why do you get so like
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  Speaker 5: like it's just a nice I comlimented on your new shirt.
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  Speaker 1: And then you're like, always wear this ship casy, It's like,
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  Speaker 1: why I do it?
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  Speaker 4: I do not like coming people put spice on retailing gas.
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  Speaker 3: Can I Can I just say I genuinely had this
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  Speaker 3: shoot for about five years, and as I said to you, Kizy,
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  Speaker 3: I haven't worn it for ages.
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  Speaker 1: So that's probably why you feel like But.
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  Speaker 3: The question I was going to ask you, because I'm
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  Speaker 3: a doodler and all I do is sign my signature,
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  Speaker 3: I think I've asked you this.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys do that?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Do you practice your signature?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, good, mine's shocking, now mine's shit. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What I find is when I go to having said that,
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  Speaker 3: I haven't been to a bank for a long time,
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  Speaker 3: but I used to get to a bank and have
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  Speaker 3: an anxiety attack, and that would affect my signature because
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  Speaker 3: I'd be going, oh my god, it looks nothing like
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  Speaker 3: my signature.
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  Speaker 4: I don't give a shit.
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  Speaker 1: Well they don't really. How long was it? How long
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  Speaker 1: has it been since you fellas have been to a bank?
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  Speaker 5: A great question that this is. This is almost like
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  Speaker 5: the first thing after for chat.
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  Speaker 4: To be honest. Yeah, I think the last time I.
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  Speaker 5: Went into a bank was to sign papers for a
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  Speaker 5: new credit card, because you have to do it in store.
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  Speaker 7: Mine was probably to go up and go and pick
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  Speaker 7: up my wallet that i'd lost somewhere and somebody had
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  Speaker 7: handled into the bank there every other day.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't been there in a bank for years, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because I was looking at the euro and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: At you do that at the bank, Well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was getting some change day over, just preliminary.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny should say that because you can't do that
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  Speaker 2: at the bank anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I found out.
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  Speaker 4: So you go there with euros?
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  Speaker 3: No where I was trying to change it to euros
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  Speaker 3: when my strip of money, So.
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  Speaker 5: Jason, seriously, without spending a yarn of having a strip
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  Speaker 5: of money and changing it to euro why are you buying.
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  Speaker 1: Euro because of my trip to Europe?
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  Speaker 4: Oh for next year?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, you guys got me.
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  Speaker 4: The itery and you've decided that now is the best
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  Speaker 4: time to buy. You've looked at the rates and look.
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  Speaker 3: I like to do everything and have plenty of time keysing, right, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I like one of those people that turns out four
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  Speaker 3: hours early to the airport.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, all right, because I don't want to be rushing,
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  Speaker 5: and yet we have a five minute promo meeting and
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  Speaker 5: you're rushing everyone.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well promo meeting is a different thing for me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a big fan.
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  Speaker 5: Would you love to have a job like being a
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  Speaker 5: cheesemaker or like a wine maker? We just have to
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  Speaker 5: fuck around for ages and just wait for it.
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  Speaker 1: True story. There's mogi here we go.
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  Speaker 3: I was telling Keysy on the way to the car
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  Speaker 3: after commenting on how busy the bar was on the
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  Speaker 3: corner there.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, do you realize how often you've mentioned that?
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  Speaker 3: And I said, I'm just curious about service at the
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  Speaker 3: service industry.
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  Speaker 4: Keys that bar must do well.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, once a week we're going to have standard ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think what would mind be? Then he needs
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  Speaker 2: to sort your shut What are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: This is how you do it?
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  Speaker 3: He said, I feel like you say that quite a lot,
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  Speaker 3: but no, that's not my point of my story.
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  Speaker 6: Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarkym The Warky
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  Speaker 6: Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I said, you know, there was this place up talking
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  Speaker 3: about doing other stuff up in Russell that was like
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  Speaker 3: this beautiful little I don't even know how, like a
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  Speaker 3: bolt hole in the middle of Russell and it was
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  Speaker 3: a coffee place and I had a little courtyard and
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  Speaker 3: it was thriving. People were having a great time. The
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  Speaker 3: guy behind the counner seemed like a good basket and
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  Speaker 3: we were there for a while. We got to know
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  Speaker 3: him quite well and just loving it. And I said,
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind doing something like that. Kitty and Keyesy
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  Speaker 3: was like, not much of a profit line, and I
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  Speaker 3: said what was.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't say profit line? Said profit line. I said,
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  Speaker 5: it'd be hard to turn a profit.
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  Speaker 3: Turn to profit, And I was like, well, that's not
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  Speaker 3: the point of what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Running a business romantic.
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  Speaker 1: It's a style kind of scenario.
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  Speaker 5: In that case, your freehold. You're doing it for the lifestyle.
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  Speaker 5: You don't need some turn of profit because as soon
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  Speaker 5: as you do.
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  Speaker 2: There's this romantic idea.
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  Speaker 7: But really what it is is you sitting in the
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  Speaker 7: back room, sweating over mounting piles of bills and wondering
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  Speaker 7: how you're going to meet the wages this week.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well this is the thing. You won't have wages,
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  Speaker 3: only yourself, me and my wife indors. But you're right,
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  Speaker 3: there wouldn't be much profit, I don't think. But you
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  Speaker 3: are in a situation like where he was perfect prime location.
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  Speaker 1: He was busy every day and it wasn't even summer.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I don't believe it. I don't
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  Speaker 4: think he would. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, that was my little business fantasy.
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  Speaker 4: You should do it. Don't stop yet.
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  Speaker 2: What about your brothel fantasy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about the w just between
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  Speaker 3: us and the fellows and like a beautiful spot up north,
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  Speaker 3: but me and my wife friend, Yeah, she'd be the
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  Speaker 3: muscle yeah, i'd.
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  Speaker 1: Be on the door.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and she could be Oh no, I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to say that she fucking hell, man, can you stop
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  Speaker 3: putting my wife in these positions?
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  Speaker 5: Keeps you start talking about Mowgie's wife more scott Free
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  Speaker 5: and she's up to some weird.
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  Speaker 1: She's dodgy is yeah, man, I've still.
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  Speaker 5: Got the situation where my wife's manager listens to the show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: So like anytime it's like, oh, Keezy's wife's a bit
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  Speaker 5: of an odd fish.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I agree, Yeah, I agree about that, And that's
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  Speaker 7: weird if people are then talking to her about yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you know, like.
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  Speaker 4: Is she an odd fish?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Same. I've got three or four people that my wife
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  Speaker 3: works with that listen to That's why.
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  Speaker 7: That's why I've never used my wife's name, and that's
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  Speaker 7: why my mom's name is what's my mom's name, mad?
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  Speaker 3: Mad?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, to create a character around it.
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  Speaker 5: That's why my mom and dad's name, and mon and
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  Speaker 5: Donna's Yeah, they love it though, yes, like, oh I've
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  Speaker 5: he's famous.
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  Speaker 4: Tell them mod and Donna.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like yeah, And my wife often says to me
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  Speaker 3: because she has no idea what they're talking about, because
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  Speaker 3: she only listens for about twenty minutes on the.
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  Speaker 1: Way home from work. That'd be the exting to here
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  Speaker 1: listening to me.
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  Speaker 3: She might occasionally dally with one of our videos and
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  Speaker 3: she'll go, I don't get it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but she's a bit of a goose though.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to tell her you was like that,
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  Speaker 3: whatever it happened to me, I'm going to tell her
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  Speaker 3: you said that, guys, you're in trouble.
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  Speaker 5: Messaged on Instagram by a random person and was just like, hey,
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  Speaker 5: can you do.
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  Speaker 4: A favor for a made of mind? Blah blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 5: He keeps saying my wife, and he keeps saying screwdriver,
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  Speaker 5: screwdriver whatever that means.
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  Speaker 1: That was from tool chair, screw driver, screwdriver, screwdriver.
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  Speaker 5: That's two years ago and the guy still screw can't
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  Speaker 5: even imagine what situation you'd use that quite a few
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  Speaker 5: while you're like working on some ship.
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  Speaker 1: What did he what did he want you to do?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's the top secret thing.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, cool?
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  Speaker 1: I was that a guy thing?
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean as it a guy thing?
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  Speaker 1: Just on the side?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's basically no, I'm not because're gonna cup
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  Speaker 4: it off and use that podcast. But on the radio show.
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  Speaker 3: To the front, keesy, bloody Nora, there was a shocker, Jays,
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  Speaker 3: bloody hell, there was a shocker from you, man.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's the worst one you've ever done.
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  Speaker 2: Becker as well.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, Keys is filling up. A female will
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  Speaker 5: pass the window and Jason was just all over it.
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  Speaker 1: But it is you see, I tell you that's the
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  Speaker 1: other I know what.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing is protecting something there.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, I'm all good.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, we've still had like five minutes to fill.
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  Speaker 1: No, we haven't damn tried to trick you into.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't like the fact that this bush is
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  Speaker 3: over is encroaching on my computer.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's growing over my computer.
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  Speaker 2: Just the gender podcast today, man, really going.
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  Speaker 3: Keezy played a bit to me, and those fuckers are
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  Speaker 3: going to get it on here.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: We'll give them a serve.
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  Speaker 2: Jason.
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  Speaker 4: We'll back you up, brother, Yeah, yeah, sure you will.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays
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  Speaker 5: on radio Hadaki.
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  Speaker 4: It's really good you're listening.
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  Speaker 6: M hm.