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Let's bring back buttmuncher! · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, it's Thursday.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_01: Woo! Friday Junior.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: Friday Jr.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yesterday.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_01: So let me tell you, I I knew we have a busy couple days.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_01: Today, uh today's actually sorta busy, but for more reasons that I have to do stuff outside of here.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: Now, there's two things outside of here.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: I have personal things that I have to take care of today.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's an appointment, there's soccer practice, all that.
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  SPEAKER_00: 3386.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: Don't worry.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_00: Scott will be leaving the show today.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: I will for a minute because Tiffany has a very important meeting at 7:30.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: So I've got to blow out of here, get the kids to school, come back.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm just taking a break for a minute.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: I was thinking about that.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: It's weird because we have meetings in our building too, and too many.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_00: But um I feel like we're very accommodating to having the meetings when we would be at work.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I agree.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_00: And and I was like, I know who she works for.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: And I thought, well, what do sing again?
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: Again.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_00: What I don't know why, but this just pisses me right the blank off.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yep, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, what do single parents do?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh it's like who don't do I leave baby, you know, baby Taylor at home and and like, uh, I gotta go to the meeting.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_00: Like, why are they not having the meeting during the workout?
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  SPEAKER_01: I I couldn't answer this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have no idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's the stupid blanking thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, probably because in her line of work, the minute that the eight o'clock bell rings, if you will, it's you're in that mode.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: It is.
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  SPEAKER_00: I get that.
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  SPEAKER_00: But then it's like if you're then there's a lunch.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_00: But or or just don't schedule anyone in that first hour.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_01: The first 30 minutes, yeah.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm just saying, like, I don't, I'm totally fine with you leaving.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_00: It just doesn't, it it works for you guys.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_00: How does this work for other people?
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  SPEAKER_01: I I couldn't answer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because you guys are a two uh two-parent household.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: That's rare anymore.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tell me about it.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's just one of those things.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, like you said, it's minor for us, right?
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_01: But for other people, it's it's one of those things.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_01: You're like, how do you how do you?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: How do you exactly?
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, uh, but at any rate, that so I'll I'm here.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna pop out for a minute, get those guys off the school, pop back, and and we'll go from there.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: But yesterday, I got, I guess you could say motivated, but I also knew, okay, so today's a very busy day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Tomorrow's gonna be busy.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_01: Ashanti and Trey Songs.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna spend a second on that in a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then on Saturday, Gavin's got a birthday party, and there's just a lot.
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  SPEAKER_01: Soccer games, Sunday.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_01: You know, so there's all these days coming up.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_01: What's it?
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  SPEAKER_01: You get cake?
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I do.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and uh, so anyway, there's a lot coming up.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm like, I really should get around to doing my yard.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: So I did the pattern, I did the pattern that exhausted me last night.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: You'll understand this.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I did the whole yard, did the the mowing, the weed whacking, all that.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, things look as good as they're gonna get because I have no landscaping in front and I'm pathetic.
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  SPEAKER_01: But either way, so it's done.
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  SPEAKER_00: I like how you feel like this is what makes you pathetic.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I wish I did, but just haven't gotten there.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, at any rate, afterwards, what are ya?
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: You're dirty, you're sweaty, you're like, I'm gonna take a quick shower.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: Of course.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know how people shower later in the day and not fall right asleep.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: I took the shower, and then of course, the kids are eating, so I'm like, well, I'm gonna have a taco salad too with them.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_01: So now I've done the yard, I've taken a shower, I've eaten.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_01: It's 8 30.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, Gavin, tuck yourself in, read yourself a bedtime story.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_00: Gonna need you to brush your teeth.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna collapse.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_00: She showered wiped.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't shower at night either, uh, except for those instances.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: You should have been like, now go tuck your sister in, go read her a bedtime story.
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  SPEAKER_00: Be the dad tonight, Gavin.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_00: Man, I got it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I got her down and I looked at Gavin and I go.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, but Gavin, because I know that you said that Gavin and Lydia have been kind of a little fighty lately.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_00: You'd be like, go to sleep, Lydia.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_00: Loser.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, always with the loser.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_00: Always.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like, geez.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: What if I used to call my brother bunghole, maybe?
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_00: Go to sleep.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, I love a bunghole.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, God.
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  SPEAKER_00: Such a classic.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Snot rocket.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: What else did I call my brother?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh man.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it depended on the situation, I'm sure, but they're all great classics.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, and when you're younger, it starts like dweeb and then it gets to bunghole.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, no, you meany.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then you get to dweeb, then you get to bung hole.
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  SPEAKER_00: Butt muncher?
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the time you're in high school, you're straight, you know what.
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  SPEAKER_00: For sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I love the era of the bunghole and the butt muncher.
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  unknown: I know the butt muncher.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're classics.
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  SPEAKER_01: Stop classics.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: After the classics shoot us attacks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, yeah, you can you can totally use a swear word at your sibling, but when you can get butt muncher in there, it's it's too good.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's too sleepy little butt muncher.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I just it killed me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh my God.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_01: All right, really quick.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_01: I gotta let you know.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_01: So there's been a lot of social uh activity about Trace Songs and Ashanti.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_01: And the reason this happened is because I don't know for what reason they canceled the Buffalo and Albany show.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: But that's them.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: That's them.
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  SPEAKER_01: We are having the show tomorrow night.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is not canceled.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is 100% on.
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  SPEAKER_00: And this weather is so freaking perfect.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be great tomorrow night.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_00: So, uh, what time do gates open?
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on, I want to look at this really quick.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, while you're looking at that, I'll tell you uh today I'll be out noon to one at Horseheads Do It Center, uh, right next to the square in Horseheads, and uh I have one last pair of that gold bar side stage seating that someone's gonna win.
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  SPEAKER_01: So that's today.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: Tomorrow night, definitely, no doubt the concert's on.
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  SPEAKER_00: So uh gates open at six tomorrow.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_00: The show starts at 7.30.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, 8:30.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_00: Uh you can still you can still get tickets.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but you know what, we're gonna be there just like hanging out, chilling.
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  SPEAKER_00: So get yeah, get there early.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_00: Get your spot, get your drink, whatever.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, bottoms up, bottoms up.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but tax tickets.com because I've had a couple people this week DM me.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, how do I get those tickets?
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_00: As far as on air.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_00: Go buy them.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_00: As far as on air, we have given away every single pair.
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  SPEAKER_00: We have nothing left.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, except for noon today.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: And that's where I've been telling everybody, you gotta go see Scott today at Horse House Do It Center.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_00: I can't help you out here.
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  SPEAKER_00: I even had somebody, I had somebody who won something else.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_00: They're like, Can I trade for a Shanti?
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, not now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Two weeks ago, maybe I would have had a pair.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_01: Not now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yep, exactly.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: All right, so that's the update on everything so far.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, gonna be 88 today.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be gorgeous.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I am so excited.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_01: This whole this whole run now, up until overnight Saturday, where we'll probably see some thunderstorms.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_01: Even that though, Sunday, even though it's probably the wetter of the days than the weekend, it's not like it's cold.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, no, definitely not.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, especially by the time we're gonna do bike night tomorrow at Watkins Glen, which we'll tell you about more in a minute, but it'll be fine for that.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_00: Also, I have the answer to Tiffany's very early meeting.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_00: Uh huh.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, you know, like you said, wait thirty minutes.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_01: Just don't schedule anything.