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sabrina carpent muncher · gasp! the pod

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  Sabrina Carpenter looks like the straightest girl alive really
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  'cause she looks like she wants to kiss Jenna on the mouth.
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  Hello gaspers, and welcome to another episode of gasp the pod.
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  Oh, sorry, gasp the pod. Sorry everyone.
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  Podcast for the gays, the girls, and especially the gay girls.
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  And today we're going to talk about a gay girl, OK?
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  We're going to talk about Sabrina Carpenter.
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  Safrina Carpenter, Sabrina Carpent Muncher.
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  That's a phrase that I tried to coin that no one wanted to use.
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  I did an episode on what I will say is channel like a bunch of
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  episodes back about Sabrina Carpenter and my theory about
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  her being queer. And obviously this is a pretty
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  widespread theory. I wanted to do a version of that
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  episode and do it on my channel and also talk about what
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  happened last night or no, two nights ago on SNL, three nights
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  ago. Whoever's watching this now, it
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  was probably a few nights ago on SNL because they literally did a
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  skit talking about speculating on celebrities, sexualities and
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  specifically about Sabrina Carpenter.
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  So my theory is that I think she's bi and I think she's taken
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  a few lessons from Taylor Swift. And I also kind of think that
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  her and Barry were in APR relationship.
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  It was kind of looking like that.
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  And yeah, let's just get into it, OK?
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  If anyone hasn't seen the SNL from this past Saturday night.
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  So today's Tuesday when you're watching this, this is Tuesday,
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  but for me it's Monday. SNL pretty much had this cast
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  member come on and do like a joke song.
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  And the joke song was pretty much talking about how all these
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  other celebrities have queer rumors and but not really
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  Sabrina Carpenter, even though Sabrina Carpenter is like
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  kissing a girl in her music video and kissed a girl at the
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  VMAs and like all these other things.
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  And what I think is also kind of funny is like, obviously, maybe,
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  maybe not, Obviously, perhaps this cast member is not on our
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  side of the Internet where a lot of us are talking about Sabrina
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  Carpenter probably being bisexual.
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  Maybe they're just not tuned into that.
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  But I do think there are a lot of people that like, don't see
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  Sabrina as queer. And I think that comes down to
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  two things. One, she's a girly pop.
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  Them two, she talks about men a lot.
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  Those things have nothing to do with liking Coochie.
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  OK, you can do all of that and be queer all right.
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  So and also I take offense as a blonde pop girly femme that like
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  you can be like straight looking and be queer and sometimes even
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  the most feminine of girls and the more like straight looking
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  the girl is, I feel like I'm more likely to speculate that
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  they're queer. I've been saying this back
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  before she even kissed a girl in Taste and did all these things.
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  And I know there's been other people that have been saying
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  this too, but like it's kind of an obvious jump.
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  And again, we need to remember like most people are queer.
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  Like it's a spectrum. OK, so it's not the craziest
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  thing that like supposedly boy boy liking boy crushing Sabrina
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  Carpenter could be queer. Like there's also a pipeline of
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  boy crazy to very sapphic. And that was so me, like I was
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  kind of boy crazy. Like my life was kind of
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  surrounding drama with my exes for a lot of it, like a lot of
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  high school, a lot of college. Like I was very much a feminist,
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  but like the drama. And also like, not because I was
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  like in love with them, but it was more like the drama of it
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  all and telling my girls like all about what happened with
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  some dude. And also kind of like using them
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  in this in like a sort of way. That whole culture is kind of
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  sapphic in a way. And I don't know how to explain
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  it. I don't know if we have time to
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  get into all of that, but I think it's because it's very
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  compact, right? Like the drama, the excitement,
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  the anticipation, the like performance of the sex of it all
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  is very sapphic. And I think like when you kind
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  of like enter your first like WLW relationship when you are
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  coming from a boy crazy past, you kind of realize like, Oh my
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  God, none of that was real, right?
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  Like a lot of that was performance.
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  So that's just my theory. I think she is like very similar
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  to that type of bisexual queer. Like I don't know what her
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  identity is. Maybe she could be full on
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  raging lesbian like and maybe she doesn't even know that yet.
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  Who knows? The point is, I do think she's
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  absolutely at least by she's got some level of queer in her that
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  like that bitch is gay. I keep on thinking I'm not
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  allowed to curse on this podcast because I've been going live so,
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  so often and I've been getting in trouble.
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  So it's kind of refreshing to be able to say whatever I want to
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  say. I want to get into the meat of
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  this before I do though. I'm aware that TikTok is ending
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  very soon. Don't worry.
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  All those blue sky people out there, I'm going to get a blue
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  sky. But that to me doesn't like fill
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  the void. I'm really trying to figure out
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  if YouTube Shorts or Instagram Reels is going to be like the
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  platform for me. I'm not sure yet.
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  So let me know what you guys are going to use.
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  I want to like go on whatever platform gatlers are going to be
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  on. I've talked to Jordan and I've
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  talked to Sydney. I need to talk to some other
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  gaitlers about like what their platform of choice is going to
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  be. So we need to like consolidate
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  and like get all of us on there. I think that would be ideal.
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  I also thought Lemonade was going to be the new TikTok,
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  which I had been told is owned by TikTok.
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  So it won't be all that to say we're going to be OK everyone.
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  And also my account is not going to vanish.
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  If you're an international listener, which a lot of you
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  are, it's not going to vanish. However, in the US, you won't
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  be. We won't be able to download it.
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  It's already going to be on my phone, but you won't be able to
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  have any updates. So eventually it's like TikTok
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  is going to become unusable for us, which is literally so
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  insane. I don't know if I have to move,
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  what's going to happen, but I want to have a backup.
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  So that's the plan. Guys.
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  My girlfriend is in town right now, but she's doing her
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  laundry. Isn't that so sweet?
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  So I'm recording while she's doing her laundry.
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  Let's get into the bulk of it. So I just talked about the SNL
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  skit that I think is very poignant and very on topic right
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  now. There's a lot of people on
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  TikTok being like, oh, that skit is just showing that all of them
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  are doing it to get more popularity.
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  And I'm like, either way, this skit is talking about how these
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  celebrities are flagging queer things.
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  They're queer flagging. So yeah, there's a chance that
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  Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, Shawn Mendes, all these people
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  are doing that for popularity. I think that would be fucking
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  insane. And I think that if Taylor Swift
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  is straight and is doing this intentionally, like, I think
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  you've lost me. Like, you've lost me as a fan.
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  And that would be extremely disappointing.
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  Let's do what the timeline starting from kind of the
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  beginning of Sabrina Carpenter's popularity.
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  I know there's some people that are like experts on this, so I'm
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  not going to get like super nitty gritty, but if there's
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  something you guys want me to talk about more, I can do
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  another episode on it. So Sabrina Carpenter was in Girl
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  Meets World with Rowan Blanchard.
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  Rowan is out as queer, so it's not the craziest jump that
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  Sabrina and Rowan were in a relationship.
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  They were very close friends. If you like look up like Sabrina
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  and Rowan dating, there's all of these like pictures of them,
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  like longingly looking at each other and all these like, you
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  know, SUS interviews. It's giving very much early
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  stage Kayler. And if you look up like, are
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  they still friends? It's like, yeah, they're still
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  friends, but they don't see each other as much.
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  It's literally giving Kayler in like 2017.
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  So that's what I think about the whole situation.
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  I'm not I wouldn't be surprised if they had something going on.
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  Who knows if it was romantic or if it was just like friends with
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  benefits or like a weird like sexual tension.
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  Saphix are crazy, you know, so if you were friends with someone
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  and you're not really sure what's happening, like it could
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  have been that situation. So I think like a lot of the
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  times when straight people hear us speculating on sexuality,
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  they're like, well, they might have not dated.
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  It's like, yeah, but that doesn't erase the queerness of
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  it, OK? There's a lot of different
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  things in between strictly friends and like, a
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  relationship, especially if you're younger and, like,
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  figuring out your sexuality. So there's this very specific
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  interview that's from 2015 with Rowan and Sabrina and Pacific
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  Rim videos is like the one interviewing them.
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  And the interviewer goes, which one of you guys is more boy
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  crazy? And they literally have panic in
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  their eyes. They ask which one is more boy
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  crazy. They're like panicking.
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  Sabrina literally says as she's like looking to Rowan.
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  She goes, I don't think any of us are boy crazy.
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  I mean, we appreciate the male gender.
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  And then she like pauses and like kind of is smiling and
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  smirking. She goes as well as the female.
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  That's a question about like romance, like sex wise.
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  It's like boy crazy. It's not like oh, who do you
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  like being friends with more? And she's like, oh, I like
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  female friends and boyfriends or like whatever.
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  Like she says in response to the question about are you boy crazy
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  says we appreciate both. That's like, pretty much coming
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  out as bisexual in my book. And then Rowan laughs, and they,
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  like, turn away and they, like, kind of nod awkwardly.
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  And then Rowan puts her arm like, around Sabrina.
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  It's the most awkward thing. You can tell.
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  They're like, wait, what do we say?
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  Should we have even said that? Sabrina looks like she shouldn't
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  have even said that. It's so uncomfortable.
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  It's so queer. And it's the kind of thing where
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  like it reminds me of like when I came out with my cousins to my
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  family and it was like, I'm not going to answer a question.
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  Do I have a boyfriend one more time?
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  If someone asks me, do I have a boyfriend?
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  I'm going to say something because why are you assuming?
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  It kind of seemed like that them being like, I'm not boy crazy.
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  I'm by wait. And then I can't say that like,
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  on TV. So that is kind of one of the
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  first pieces of solid evidence we see from Sabrina Carpenter in
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  her queerness. So in 2018, Sabrina wrote a,
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  like, love letter to the LGBTQ community for Billboard.
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  And, like, go look it up. It's so queer.
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  It's like, very much like huge ally vibes being like, thank you
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  to the LGBTQ community. Like, you inspire me so much.
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  You have so much bravery. And it's just really giving me
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  when I worked for the LGBTQ task Force and I thought I was an
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  ally. And then like, one month later,
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  I came out. So yeah.
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  I just think the bigger ally you are, the more suspicious it is.
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  So there's only a few pieces of like queer evidence from Sabrina
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  over the last decade until like kind of the last two years.
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  It amps up a little bit. And I do think that's kind of
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  interesting. Like she's associating and like
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  getting closer with Taylor Swift more, who has a record of maybe
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  being queer and like putting queer flags in her lyrics.
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  Like maybe she's trying to figure out a way to balance it
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  and like, put it into her music. And also maybe she's figuring
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  out her sexuality more. Maybe she's more comfortable
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  with it, but she sings in Slim Picken.
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  Since the Lord forgot. Since the good Lord forgot my
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  gay awakening. Everyone heard this lyric and
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  for some reason when they heard gay awakening they were like oh
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  the Lord didn't make her gay. Hello.
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  That's crazy. When a straight person is
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  singing about like a wishing they were gay, hands down.
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  That's like gay, OK, that's giving lesbian to me.
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  It's like, oh, it would be so much easier if I could just eat
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  a woman. Like I remember having that
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  exact thought. So even if we take it from the
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  way that like all the straights take this line and analyze this
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  line, it's still gay because you're like wanting to be gay.
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  You're like, I wish the good Lord made me gay.
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  And it's like, bitch, you're allowed to be gay.
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  You can do it right now. If you want it that bad, you can
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  do it. That was literally me.
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  I remember having this thought where I was like, it would be so
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  much easier if I could just date a girl and not date guys again.
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  And then I was like, wait, I can.
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  So that's the one piece. That's the one point of analysis
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  where everyone's like this proves that she's not gay.
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  If anything for me that cements it.
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  But there are also other ways to analyze this.
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  I took it when I first heard that line as the Lord forgot
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  that he made her gay or they them The Lord is probably not he
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  him, let's be honest. But I took it as God forgot to
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  send her women. Like she kind of she forgot her
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  gay awakening and God forgot her gay awakening.
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  And it's kind of like when you come out as bi and you're stuck
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  dating these men because they're just like the ones that come up
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  first. And that's how I felt when I
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  first came out. When I first came out.
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  I dated like multiple guys after that before I actually started
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  dating girls and it was easier. And not because it was easier,
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  like it was better. It was easier because I was used
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  to men pursuing me and I didn't know how to pursue women.
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  And it's not that hard, but it's like a jump.
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  And so I took it as like, oh, she's this bisexual that just
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  can't stop dating these guys. Like, just because they're just
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  the ones. Oops.
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  They're just the ones like presenting themselves to her
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  first. And also let's say like she's a
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  fab. There's a lot of girls that
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  might not realize that she's queer.
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  That's how I felt too. Like I was dating guys and I
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  didn't know if people like, I didn't know how to like get
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  myself into that situation, right?
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  So that might be her feeling as well.
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  Like I just keep on dating these guys and I need to remember that
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  I'm literally gay. That's how I took the line.
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  And also that line feels very bearding, too.
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  Like if I have to be with you, I guess, like you're going to be
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  the one I'm kissing. Like I have to get something and
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  I can't date girls, so I have to date you.
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  Like, maybe she's showing I can't publicly be gay right now.
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  Who knows? Again, who knows the situation.
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  Oh, also in June of this year, Sabrina covered Good Luck Babe
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  for BBC Radio. And there's a lot of people that
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  are like, it's just a song. It's just a song.
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  Yeah, sure, whatever. It's just a song.
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  But it's a very lesbian song. It's literally a song that says
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  when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with
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  your head in your hands, you're nothing more than his wife.
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  People not hear this line. It's a song about being like,
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  you're going to regret not living your authentic life and
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  like being with a girl. So it's not just a song.
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  Like if you say it's just a song, you're completely erasing
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  the entire meaning. And Sabrina's like desire to
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  like want to record. This is queer.
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  I'm sorry. I am also so sick of straight
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  people telling me and telling people what is queer and what is
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  not queer. You literally don't get to
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  decide. I'm so fucking sick of it.
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  Why do straight people feel like they have such a right to tell
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  us what is gay and what is not gay?
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  You don't get to like, it's up to us.
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  I've said it once and I'll say it before any queer person,
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  whatever. We can talk all day and like all
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  night about what is gay. And like, if you think you
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  shouldn't speculate on sexuality, I mean, I'm going to
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  disagree with you and I'll tell you why.
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  But at least you have the right to say that straight women who
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  are feminists, right, are like, OK, men don't get to tell us,
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  you know what's a part of feminism?
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  Men don't get to tell us how to feel men, blah, blah, blah,
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  blah, blah. The disadvantaged group gets to
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  set the standard of how they want conversations.
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  Queer people get to set the standard if you're straight,
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  especially if you're a straight woman who, like, considers
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  themselves like an ally or feminist.
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  And I'm sure like none of you guys are like actually listening
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  to this, if you like, think that you could tell queer people what
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  to do. But it is seriously so
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  frustrating that straight people for some reason feel like they
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  have any right to decide what is OK to say when talking about
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  queer topics. And like, especially in in pop
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  culture and like what we're allowed to talk about, that's
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  actually insane. Like you would never tell a
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  black person we that's not OK to say.
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  Like you shouldn't say that about race.
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  You have no right. Like why are we?
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  I just feel like we're going backwards like straight people.
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  Where did you get the gall? Where did you get the gall to
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  tell queer people what is OK to say?
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  We need to protect closeted gay people from gay people.
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  OK, you. We need to protect closeted gay
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  people from you. We're not the enemy.
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  And the only reason why when closeted people get outed, for
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  example, there's anything bad that happens from that is from
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  homophobes, not from gay people recognizing that that person is
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  gay. And any gay person knows when
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  someone is actually closeted. If you're singing and kissing a
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  girl in the mouth, you're not closeted.
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  Like point blank, period. Right.
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  Let's move on to the whole short and sweet album, the tour, the
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  music videos and pretty much like this very queer album
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  that's kind of been shrouded in compet and like straight boy
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  crazy stuff that's kind of hiding how gay the album is, how
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  like Sapphic the album is. Because just because she's
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  singing about boys doesn't mean she's also not singing about
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  girls. I think it was really strategic
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  that she's kind of like putting on this aura, this performance
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  and her on stage, it does feel like a performance of like
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  hypersexuality that is focused on men.
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  And I feel like that's a very, like, nice way just kind of like
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  throw these queer moments in and for some reason no one notices
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  them. Like, have you guys heard of by
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  people She could be into men and women at the same time.
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  They're like, oh, Sabrina Carpenter can't be queer.
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  She, like, loves men. It's like, OK, and she could
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  like women. Holy shit, you guys aren't
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  getting it. Sabrina Carpenter looks like the
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  straightest girl alive. Really.
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  Because she looks like she wants to kiss Jenna on the mouth.
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  Straight girls don't ask to kiss girls on the mouth.
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  And anyone saying oh that Taste music video is exactly like
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  death becomes her. I saw Death becomes her, you
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  guys, it is one of the best movies of all time.
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  And I do think there are a lot of sapphic themes in that.
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  And like kind of like focusing on the woman more than you're
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  focusing on the man and the man is irrelevant.
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  And it's like these like girls going at each other.
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  It's definitely very queer. But there's no kissing and Death
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  becomes her. Sabrina did not have to kiss
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  Jenna Ortega. It actually made no sense for
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  the plot. The only reason it made sense is
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  because Sabrina wanted to kiss someone.
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  And also is rumoured to be a lesbian.
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  So anyone who's like no guys, it's showing that like she's the
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  ghost of the guy. And the whole point is that
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  she's jealous of her and she's going to taste her when she's
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  kissed. No, I get it, I get it.
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  But it really doesn't make sense.
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  They don't have to kiss. And Sabrina did not have to kiss
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  a girl. And anyone that's kissing a girl
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  in a music video knows that people are going to say, Oh my
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  God, are you gay? That rhymed.
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  This is not a movie where she's playing a lesbian character.
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  She as much as she's an actor. This is the music video for her
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  own song and then she one UPS the taste music video at the VM
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  as by literally kissing the girl alien, she shoves the dude away.
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  It's very different actually from the original music video
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  and it feels almost kind of like she's doubling down.
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  She's like, did you guys not catch that I kissed Jenna Ortega
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  like because I'm going to kiss a girl again.
• 21:58
  She kisses an alien, a girl alien, and that's actually
• 22:01
  somehow levels up the queerness. It's like, oh, this shouldn't
• 22:05
  exist on this planet. It's giving very down bad
• 22:08
  energy. But she kisses this girl alien
• 22:11
  and pushes the dude away. She kissed the girl for a reason
• 22:17
  and she literally wants nothing to do with the dude.
• 22:20
  Like how are we not getting that?
• 22:21
  It's like going right over our hats.
• 22:23
  Someone does not have to send a press release to your address
• 22:27
  and say hello fan I am queer. If they kiss a girl on main
• 22:33
  you're gay in my book. Like it is 2024 grow up.
• 22:38
  When I first saw the clip of Taste and I like woke up that
• 22:42
  morning with a picture on TikTok of Sabrina and Jenna kissing,
• 22:48
  locking lips and I was like Oh my God, she's out.
• 22:53
  Take a shot for how many times us in this community sees
• 22:58
  something like that, thinks that that's a coming out.
• 23:00
  And then every person on the Internet is like, that's not
• 23:03
  gay. I really feel like celebrities
• 23:06
  are like, what else can we do? We want to like include it in
• 23:09
  our art. You know what I mean?
• 23:11
  Instead of being so obvious and like unfun, like they just want
• 23:16
  to be fun with it. And for some reason you guys
• 23:18
  aren't getting it through your thick skull.
• 23:19
  What's funny is like, Candace Owens gets it.
• 23:22
  Like Republicans thinks think these things are gay.
• 23:25
  Candace Owens had a video where she was talking about how gay
• 23:28
  Wicked is. Yet there's still like liberals
• 23:30
  that are like they're friends. And it's like, if the
• 23:32
  Republicans see that this is gay, it's probably gay.
• 23:36
  Oh, I completely forgot. I kind of like let my temper
• 23:40
  take me away. Let's start with how she started
• 23:44
  promoting Short and Sweet. So when Short and Sweet first
• 23:48
  was released, she posted an Instagram story when her album
• 23:52
  came out writing I'm and then above it.
• 23:56
  So she wrote I'm in the Insta story and then below it.
• 23:59
  It was like a repost of her album from her Instagram and
• 24:02
  then below it said out now I'm out now guys, guys, she wouldn't
• 24:10
  have added the I'm if she was just out now.
• 24:13
  I mean, if the album was just out now, it is literally like
• 24:19
  Taylor Swift's Me out now with Lover on Lesbian Visibility Day.
• 24:23
  She knows what happens when Taylor Swift does these kinds of
• 24:28
  things, right? She knows that when Taylor Swift
• 24:32
  did that, everyone was like, Oh my God.
• 24:34
  Or at least the Gaylors were like, Oh my God, out now.
• 24:38
  So that's why Sabrina Carpenter did it, because she's, like,
• 24:41
  taking notes from Taylor Swift being like, yeah, I want fans,
• 24:46
  the real ones, to know that I'm out.
• 24:48
  And I do feel like less people saw that as queer and gaylors
• 24:53
  and carpet munchers. We were one in the same.
• 24:56
  We're going to expand our forces.
• 24:58
  The whole kiss marks. I have yet to see a straight
• 25:02
  person explain that to me in a way that makes sense.
• 25:06
  OK, it's beyond just like a girly little kiss thing.
• 25:11
  It's not a kiss on the mirror. She couldn't have kissed her
• 25:14
  shoulder her on the cover of the short and sweet album, she has a
• 25:19
  kiss mark on her shoulder that has to either be from a woman or
• 25:23
  a man wearing lipstick. Lips of scarlet.
• 25:25
  They wear maroon. It's giving Taylor Swift and
• 25:30
  it's also very genius cause a lot of these things can be
• 25:34
  argued like from a delusional straight perspective, like it's
• 25:41
  shrouded in this very ultra femme way.
• 25:45
  Like kiss marks are very very femme, right?
• 25:48
  And for some reason, straight people see that as just like,
• 25:52
  straight and femme, when in reality, it can be gay and
• 25:57
  femme. You know what I mean?
• 25:59
  So like, she's shrouding, she's covering up the queerness, but
• 26:03
  she's only using these like, queer Easter eggs that are very,
• 26:07
  like, ultra femme girly. And for some reason, that's like
• 26:11
  not getting through straight people's brains.
• 26:15
  But a kiss mark on your shoulder, even though she wears
• 26:19
  lipstick too. A girl with lipstick had to have
• 26:22
  kissed her on the shoulder. That's queer 2 girls can kiss
• 26:27
  and wear lipstick. I know crazy.
• 26:30
  Also there's multiple lipstick marks sewed into her tights
• 26:34
  during performances and her thigh, like her inner thigh.
• 26:38
  She couldn't have kissed that all these Marks and I know she's
• 26:41
  collecting them on her bodysuit as she goes to all of these
• 26:44
  different locations on tour in cities.
• 26:49
  It's just kind of committing to this bit even more showing like
• 26:54
  their kiss marks in places that I could not kiss like it's a
• 26:59
  girl kissing me. 01 more thing about the taste performance at
• 27:04
  the VMA's. It's pretty wild that Shawn
• 27:08
  Mendes and Camila Cabello were like all there and I feel like
• 27:11
  they definitely had a very messy little love triangle going on.
• 27:16
  It's just pretty funny that they all performed.
• 27:18
  I don't doubt that Shawn, Shawn Mendes and Sabrina hooked up.
• 27:22
  It's very much like buy for buy. Like Sabrina obviously likes
• 27:26
  these kind of like queer looking men, like real like that's so
• 27:31
  buy of her. I don't know what else to say.
• 27:35
  But the fact that she rips off her collar right before she
• 27:40
  kisses the girl, I felt was very symbolic.
• 27:45
  And I did feel like was kind of a metaphor of like, I'm being
• 27:49
  trapped maybe by Disney. Like she guys, she was on
• 27:52
  Disney. So anyone being like, Oh my God,
• 27:54
  she would have been out by now. Guys, get with the program.
• 27:57
  Homophobia still exists. I know you guys forget, straight
• 28:00
  people forget. We have to live with it every
• 28:02
  day. So it's really not crazy that
• 28:05
  Disney would like not let her come out.
• 28:08
  That is literally like something that so many queer stars have
• 28:13
  had to go through. Selena Gomez is probably queer,
• 28:15
  by the way. Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, all of
• 28:18
  these queer stars, they're queer now.
• 28:21
  Couldn't be queer then. Are we seeing a correlation?
• 28:26
  Corporations don't want people to be gay on main, especially in
• 28:31
  the early 2000 tens. So I feel like that was kind of
• 28:36
  a metaphor of being like, maybe like trapped and told that she
• 28:39
  couldn't come out by the industry perhaps, or maybe
• 28:43
  people just advising her like, you know, this isn't going to go
• 28:45
  over well. Like your entire like fan base
• 28:48
  are like these straight girls that see themselves in.
• 28:51
  You sound familiar to Taylor Swift.
• 28:53
  I think that's why there's kind of like this mentor relationship
• 28:56
  going on. I think that they relate on a
• 28:58
  lot of levels. Let's talk about the tour.
• 29:01
  And the tour started September 24th, so it's been going on now
• 29:05
  for a few months. And I'm pretty sure she just
• 29:07
  wrapped up her American leg. The whole set is very hyper
• 29:14
  femme retro Barbie, right? And I think like, because her
• 29:21
  whole aesthetic is very girly pop queer, sorry, girly pop,
• 29:27
  very feminine, like woman, girl, girl, girl, lipstick, cutesy.
• 29:33
  I think people are having a hard time like moving past that and
• 29:36
  seeing queer, especially people that don't understand that like
• 29:39
  sometimes being hyper femme is a way to flag that you're queer,
• 29:44
  right? So I see that and I'm like, OK,
• 29:47
  hyper femme. Like that's me.
• 29:50
  She also, as everyone knows at this point, she shouts out and
• 29:55
  arrests fans in the crowd for being too hot and sexy before
• 29:59
  performing Juno. And Juno is like maybe her most
• 30:03
  horny song on the album. I mean, the lyrics are literally
• 30:08
  like, make me want to fall in love, want to try out some
• 30:10
  freaky positions and we'll get into strap Rena because there's
• 30:15
  literally a position where she's like, and straight people
• 30:18
  couldn't make sense because I think they were like, oh, is she
• 30:20
  pegging someone? Guys, She's just wearing a
• 30:22
  strap. And I don't actually think that
• 30:24
  Sabrina. I don't actually think that
• 30:27
  Sabrina, like is a strapper. But I also think it's her
• 30:31
  flagging queer things, right? But she shouts out and arrests
• 30:35
  fans for being too hot and sexy. And at first she was arresting
• 30:40
  like male fans, and then she started arresting girl fans and
• 30:44
  quite literally says, Oh my gosh, you're making me so hot
• 30:48
  and flustered. And her skirt falls off because
• 30:51
  she's too flustered by these girls.
• 30:54
  She's quite literally flirting with them, asking them what
• 30:56
  their phone number is. That is not tongue in cheek.
• 30:59
  I mean, the entire thing is tongue in cheek, but it's
• 31:01
  showing. Oh, I flirt with girls and guys.
• 31:03
  And if you only see that she's flirting with the guys in the
• 31:07
  crowd and not the girls, and you're saying it makes everyone
• 31:10
  feel included, you're literally erasing queer things and shut
• 31:15
  up. I'm so sorry.
• 31:16
  Like, I'm at my wit's end of people saying that that's not
• 31:19
  gay. That is so gay.
• 31:21
  She couldn't have been more straight.
• 31:23
  I mean, she couldn't have been more gay in these moments.
• 31:26
  It doesn't make any sense. She gives them fuzzy handcuffs.
• 31:30
  She's not being friends. She's not trying to be friends
• 31:32
  with the girls in the crowd, guys.
• 31:34
  She's showing in a funny, cheeky way.
• 31:37
  Look, I'm flirting with everyone.
• 31:38
  I'm a bi queen in bed chem which is also very sexual song.
• 31:44
  There's 2 girls laying next to her as she's like singing and
• 31:48
  they like touch and caress her body like as she's singing bed
• 31:53
  chem laying next to her in the bed.
• 31:56
  These are not like friends just preparing her for her hook up
• 31:59
  with a man. OK guys these are queers.
• 32:04
  I also thought that the line come right on me.
• 32:07
  I mean, camaraderie. When I first heard that, I
• 32:11
  thought it said come ride on me. And I thought that was kind of a
• 32:15
  very gay thing to do. Like a girl rides on you.
• 32:18
  Like does a guy ride on a girl? I think it's like weird
• 32:21
  language. And I'm, I don't know, maybe
• 32:23
  that's just me. But like when you're laying in
• 32:27
  bed with girls and singing like a sex song, I'm going to say
• 32:31
  it's gay. A spade is a spade.
• 32:33
  Billie Eilish did the same thing in Lost Cause, and there's a lot
• 32:38
  of people saying it was gay. There's a lot of people are
• 32:39
  saying that like, oh, she was just like flagging that to get
• 32:43
  more attention and make more money.
• 32:44
  And then she literally came out. So is she just making it
• 32:47
  obvious? I think she's making it so
• 32:50
  goddamn obvious up to the point before she has to say I'm bi
• 32:55
  because you guys are so fucking stupid.
• 32:58
  How can you not see this? Like peel back the layers, read
• 33:02
  in between the lines sometimes. Look at art and see what she's
• 33:06
  saying. She's bi.
• 33:08
  Let's talk about Barry Keegan or Kogan or Kyogan.
• 33:13
  I literally still don't know what his name is and I don't
• 33:15
  really care. He gives a bisexual girls type.
• 33:20
  He's ugly, hot, and kind of effeminate and also has queer
• 33:26
  rumors. I mean, like he was really
• 33:28
  flirting with Jacob Lordy on the Salburn press tour.
• 33:33
  It was incredibly horny. So in July 2023, Barry split
• 33:41
  from Allison, who was a dental nurse and a therapist, and they
• 33:45
  have a kid together named Brando.
• 33:49
  There's been a lot of rumors that Barry has not been spending
• 33:53
  a lot of time with his son. Who knows if that's true.
• 33:57
  But the timeline of their relationship, at least Sabrina
• 34:01
  and Barry, is that literally only a few months after they
• 34:05
  split, Sabrina went to a salt burn screening and then they
• 34:11
  soon after that like started seeing each other.
• 34:16
  So that's a pretty quick transition that also kind of
• 34:20
  works for APR relationship. How quick this happened like
• 34:24
  after like his split and then also trying to find someone to
• 34:28
  like add up his public persona, like during the Saltburn press
• 34:34
  era, right? Like it has really added to his
• 34:38
  career and also given Sabrina kind of someone to peg her songs
• 34:44
  onto, you know what I mean, without it being maybe a girl
• 34:47
  muse and just having like someone for her to be shipped
• 34:51
  with. And I also think that the fact
• 34:54
  that he was kind of ugly hot fed the media a lot, right?
• 35:00
  There was a blind item in July 2024 that the breakup was coming
• 35:05
  soon and they didn't break up. And then now they did break up
• 35:09
  and there's rumors that he cheated.
• 35:12
  He made this whole response to all of these rumors being like,
• 35:15
  don't say I'm a bad dad. Don't say I'm like, like he's
• 35:18
  heard some horrible things, which I get like, I don't know
• 35:21
  if he's in his child's life. Like, I'm not going to pretend
• 35:23
  to say that. I like really know that that
• 35:25
  those are just what other people are saying.
• 35:28
  But he didn't actually acknowledge any of the cheating
• 35:31
  rumors. I don't know if he cheated.
• 35:33
  I mean, I don't even know if they were together.
• 35:34
  And I think like two days after these rumors came out, Sabrina
• 35:39
  did her Christmas special premiere and she seemed very
• 35:44
  happy and fine. Like, I don't know, I just don't
• 35:47
  really think they were together. I don't really think it makes
• 35:49
  sense that they were together. I feel like the cheating thing
• 35:53
  felt very fabricated and like there was not really much
• 35:58
  evidence to it. I mean, it's going to be
• 36:01
  interesting if she comes out with like, a song about being
• 36:04
  mad and like, it's kind of like that kind of situation that will
• 36:08
  kind of feed into the lore of it all.
• 36:11
  But I feel like she kind of used him for his purpose and then is
• 36:14
  moving on with her life. I also never really saw them
• 36:17
  together that much. Like they weren't really going
• 36:19
  out to dinner. They weren't really doing much.
• 36:21
  They were never, like, any pictures of them, like going
• 36:24
  into places together and leaving like there were with her and
• 36:27
  Sean. Yeah.
• 36:30
  I just don't really buy it. Yeah.
• 36:32
  I mean, it kind of worked out very well that she was like,
• 36:36
  please don't prove me wrong. And then he did prove her wrong.
• 36:38
  That felt very orchestrated in please, please, please.
• 36:42
  And the fact that he was in that music video.
• 36:45
  I don't know, guys. I just like, would Sabrina have
• 36:48
  had Shawn Mendes in her music video when they were kind of
• 36:51
  like, on and off, like, I don't know, I just don't really buy
• 36:55
  it. I think that kind of adds to the
• 36:56
  whole lore and also kind of covers up the queerness that
• 37:01
  she's putting in to all of her songs.
• 37:03
  People are very quick to say that talking about someone's
• 37:06
  sexuality is really disrespectful to their current
• 37:10
  relationship, which is fucking insane.
• 37:13
  And your sexuality has actually, like, usually nothing to do with
• 37:16
  your relationship, especially if you're queer and on the
• 37:19
  spectrum. And like, by like, if Sabrina
• 37:22
  likes girls, that has nothing to do with her in a relationship
• 37:24
  with a man. So yeah, I never really bought
• 37:28
  that. I think that people saying that
• 37:30
  she just has been involved with men and those are the only
• 37:33
  public relationships we've seen. She gives really straight girl
• 37:36
  vibes. She screams straight.
• 37:39
  She always talking about sex with guys.
• 37:41
  She's just making like she's just being an actor and being
• 37:44
  creative. These are all the same arguments
• 37:46
  that Taylor Swift is straight and we as a society have got to
• 37:49
  move past this idea that like a lesbian or a bye girl or a gay
• 37:54
  girl looks a certain way and they can be femmes with long
• 37:58
  hair and and blonde with banks. Girls can be gay, accept it.
• 38:04
  And I don't know if it makes straight people feel threatened
• 38:09
  that like maybe a street icon is being taken from them.
• 38:12
  If so, like you're going to have to deal with this a lot because
• 38:16
  most people in the world are probably somewhere biacurious to
• 38:21
  gay. That's just kind of the facts of
• 38:24
  life. You guys are going to have to
• 38:26
  accept that. Not you guys.
• 38:27
  You guys agree with me. But yeah, like there's a lot of
• 38:32
  people on the Internet saying like, is there anyone you think
• 38:34
  is straight? I don't know, like very few.
• 38:36
  I think most people are gay. I think that that's like human
• 38:41
  nature. So that's what I think about
• 38:46
  Sabrina Carpenter. I'm sure we're going to see a
• 38:48
  lot more from her. And I'm excited for this next
• 38:52
  era without Barry and to see like what happens with her.
• 38:56
  I'm really happy that she's like taken her career to the next
• 39:01
  level. I mean, she was like my number
• 39:02
  three most listened to artist this year.
• 39:04
  And before her last album Emails, I like never really
• 39:10
  listened to her. I didn't even know she made
• 39:11
  music, like truthfully before, kind of like nonsense.
• 39:15
  So I love her. I love her music.
• 39:18
  I think she's a bike queen and we'll see what happens.
• 39:21
  I would love for her and Taylor to have a song together, just
• 39:24
  like Gracie and Taylor. I'm going to take a little break
• 39:26
  for the holidays and then to come back for Season 2, so let
• 39:28
  me know if you have any suggestions on what you want me
• 39:31
  to talk about in season 2. Everyone have a great holiday
• 39:33
  season. Stay safe, stay warm.
• 39:36
  Hopefully it snows because at this point I'm feeling like
• 39:39
  upset about climate change and all of that.
• 39:41
  Also, what are the drones? What's going on with the drones?
• 39:45
  There's a lot to deal with. That's why I stay eating
• 39:47
  gummies. Anyways, love you guys, thanks
• 39:51
  for listening. As always, please subscribe to
• 39:55
  my YouTube even if you don't listen on YouTube, it really
• 39:58
  means a lot and on Spotify as well.
• 40:00
  Thanks for listening, love you guys.