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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 45 - On The Road · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, should we hop into it? Yeah? All right?
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  Speaker 5: it's Valentine's Day? What is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today
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  Speaker 4: is February fourteenth. It's nine thirty am. We're in Cincinnati,
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  Speaker 4: Eastern Standard. Uh are we on some Central time now?
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  Speaker 4: It's eastern okay, Eastern Standard? Yeah, we're in Cincinnati won't
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  Speaker 4: be in Cincinnati shortly.
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  Speaker 5: Wherever again, probably ever again.
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  Speaker 1: This is your last Cincinnati experience, and we're we're never
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  Speaker 1: ever coming back.
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  Speaker 5: Unless our boy Joe Burrow takes us back to the
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  Speaker 5: super Bowl next year, which won't happen even if so,
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  Speaker 5: we're not fucking coming back. They were supposed to riot
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  Speaker 5: for us, they didn't. They didn't give us anything.
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  Speaker 1: They're supposed to burn down the town for daddy, and
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  Speaker 1: they fucking didn't do it. Now as soon as they lost,
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  Speaker 1: So we were out here because they were in the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl and we were trying to catch a party,
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  Speaker 1: and as soon as they lost, everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Was like, it's okay, yeah, we didn't want to win
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  Speaker 4: anyway with it.
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  Speaker 1: They were like, we made it this far. It was
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  Speaker 1: loser talk first loser, dude. I did not think that
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  Speaker 1: about Cincinnati. I was like, oh, Cincinnati's like Cleveland, Cincinnati's
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  Speaker 1: like Philly.
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  Speaker 5: Cincinnati is this.
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  Speaker 1: Hard nosed, blue collar town, Like, nah, we don't care
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  Speaker 1: about winning and losing.
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  Speaker 5: We're just I was. I was disappointed in the in
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  Speaker 5: the general feel of Cincinnati after that, you know, they
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  Speaker 5: didn't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Nor did they riot. We were handing out Molotov cocktails.
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  Speaker 1: We put a palette of blicks bricks right by.
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  Speaker 5: A bank, and we were trying to get the righte
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  Speaker 5: going and nothing. They wouldn't do anything. It didn't take,
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  Speaker 5: the right didn't take. It was like fucking and some
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  Speaker 5: of them.
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  Speaker 4: Were even like, hey man, the Rams played their asses off,
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  Speaker 4: blah blah blah. It's like who says that when you guys,
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  Speaker 4: just when you all right, when you And it was
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  Speaker 4: right afterwards, literally one minute after they lost.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't take one second to like fall to their
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  Speaker 1: knees and scream to the ground like when Trump got inaugurated.
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  Speaker 4: Now, they didn't give a fuck, like the Lives when
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  Speaker 4: and everyone said the Rams didn't give a fuck. I
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  Speaker 4: think the Rams might have cared more than the Bengals fans.
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  Speaker 5: I know, it's bullshit. Yeah, even the Browns fans.
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  Speaker 1: There were more people who were Browns fans that were like,
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  Speaker 1: we never even gave a fuck, like we care about
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  Speaker 1: the Browns. We care about It's tough for tougher Sincy.
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  Speaker 5: You're quick quick internet, quick out. Didn't even get chili.
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  Speaker 4: No, it was oh no, we didn't get chili. If
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  Speaker 4: you didn't get chili. Physically, it was fucking freezing outside.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you were prying at one point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the tear froze on your cheek. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: look like mister Freeze or some shit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was brutal. It's been a very long week. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you feel like you've been going through it? Do
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  Speaker 1: you feel like you kind of need a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a break.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like I don't want to go to work the
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  Speaker 4: rest of the week. Yeah, and fucking exhausted. In some
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  Speaker 4: ways you shouldn't have to.
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  Speaker 1: In some ways you should be able to take off
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  Speaker 1: because you went right from LA to out here, but
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  Speaker 1: in some ways like you haven't actually done any work.
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  Speaker 5: I know, I haven't been home in over a week though,
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  Speaker 5: Yeah time.
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  Speaker 1: When it was the last time you hopped on Apex
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  Speaker 1: with the boys.
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  Speaker 5: Not over a week. You're gonna be rusty as fun,
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 4: And I was gonna bring my PlayStation to LA, and
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  Speaker 4: I wish I did, because all I did on Saturday
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  Speaker 4: was just sit in my room because all your navy
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  Speaker 4: seal signals that I learned as KB and Nick refuse
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  Speaker 4: to do anything on Saturday.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, do they not like doing shit? I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: they would both being little pussies.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes they don't. They don't love to
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  Speaker 1: do shit. I feel like maybe you will disappear and
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  Speaker 1: Nick will just like they'll like give it on whatever
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  Speaker 1: content he's doing. Then afterwards he'll just have like emotionally
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  Speaker 1: exhausted himself.
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  Speaker 5: I just needed.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think Nick was super exhausted. Me and KB
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  Speaker 4: wanted to get food, but Nick wouldn't even eat.
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  Speaker 5: You wouldn't even come with us to get food.
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  Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, So I ended up just uber eat, saying
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  Speaker 4: I think I'm just going to order some Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 4: exactly what happened.
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  Speaker 5: So I had to uber eats.
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  Speaker 4: I literally barely, Like, dude, my mind went to places
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  Speaker 4: on Saturday that it's never gone before. Just pure anger.
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  Speaker 4: You were angry, just angry at nothing the whole time.
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  Speaker 5: What was it? What was the anger from? I woke
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  Speaker 5: up really furious? You woke up, man?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I because I I didn't go out on
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  Speaker 4: Friday right purposely because I was going to go on
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  Speaker 4: this hike on Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: You basically built your whole trip around this hike. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you were about to fucking walk.
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  Speaker 4: And Friday was the last day and everyone was there,
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  Speaker 4: if I was the last day that everyone was there,
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  Speaker 4: and like everyone was going out, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I'm gonna go to bed early because I
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  Speaker 4: got to wake up at seven to go on this
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  Speaker 4: hike and.
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  Speaker 1: Just prepare yourself mentally, physically, just lock into this fucking hike.
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  Speaker 1: That's I mean, it was going to be transformative, just
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of exercise.
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  Speaker 4: Seven mile hike touching grass, dude. Yeah, it was a
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  Speaker 4: seven mile hike and it was a steep one too.
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  Speaker 4: I think the elevation game was like six thousand feet
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  Speaker 4: or something.
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  Speaker 1: Where was it Running Canyon or Griffith's Obsorbservatory or was
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  Speaker 1: it out?
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  Speaker 5: It was far out. It was like an hour and
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  Speaker 5: a half away.
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  Speaker 4: I think it was called Strawberry Peak Trail forever bro
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  Speaker 4: And it looked so sick damn.
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  Speaker 1: And so so you did did you go out there?
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  Speaker 1: Did you wind up making it on Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Because I so you can rent a car on Uber.
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  Speaker 5: I never knew that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and so I did that set up my reservation. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: my reservation was for nine o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, had you already been angry at this point? No,
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  Speaker 1: So you weren't angry when you woke up.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it took. But then as soon as I did.
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  Speaker 4: It, I was like, I looked at the terms in
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  Speaker 4: service like policies, and I was like, I.
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  Speaker 5: Was like, it says.
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  Speaker 4: You weren't old enough to rent a car basically basically yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but it said but it said like if you're in
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  Speaker 4: it said little boys can rent as a little boy.
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  Speaker 4: They didn't let you rent the car exactly. It said
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  Speaker 4: twenty one to twenty four pay a late fee. I'm
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  Speaker 4: not twenty one yet. And then it said if you're
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  Speaker 4: under twenty one, you.
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  Speaker 5: Still may able to rent a car in some areas.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm calling like one hundred different customer service lines
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  Speaker 4: and all of them are like just pulling up exactly
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  Speaker 4: what I read, and I'm like, okay, so clearly these
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  Speaker 4: people aren't even in LA.
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  Speaker 5: There's somewhere in fucking Alaska right now in a tent. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was outsourced to Yeah, and yeah exactly, getting paid
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  Speaker 1: horrendous wages to not care about what you're asking.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. And then I cancel it with Uber.
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  Speaker 4: I downloaded zip car zip car I would have been
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  Speaker 4: able to do, but they why not.
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  Speaker 5: Just get Uber to where you're going? Yeah, I didn't
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  Speaker 5: want to do that. It was an hour and a half. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: that would have been expensive as fucking La. Noh, it
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  Speaker 5: really wasn't. Oh so then why did you not want
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  Speaker 5: to do it?
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  Speaker 4: Because it was like through the through like it was
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  Speaker 4: like not really on a street, it was like through
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  Speaker 4: this like bet path and I'm I'm not trying to
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  Speaker 4: make an Uber driver go through here and they.
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  Speaker 1: Get their job though, Yeah, and that GPS by myself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you just wanted to be alone. You wanted to be
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  Speaker 1: alone with the teacher.
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  Speaker 4: And and then I couldn't imagine having to get down
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  Speaker 4: from the hike and waiting like how like no uber
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  Speaker 4: would have picked me up from there. That was the
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  Speaker 4: main thought. I was like, there's no one's going to
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  Speaker 4: be driving out to the middle of nowhere to pick
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  Speaker 4: me up.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you need like a little bit of an
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  Speaker 1: accountabil buddy. When you're going on your hikes. You need
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  Speaker 1: someone a to make sure that that strapped up, make
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  Speaker 1: sure you don't run into a fucking mountain line or
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  Speaker 1: something like there. But b just someone who can chaperone
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  Speaker 1: you there, just someone who can be.
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  Speaker 5: You kind of did need a little bit of a chaperone.
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  Speaker 4: No, I didn't, dude. I was you couldn't make it
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  Speaker 4: because you were too young, I know. And I was
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  Speaker 4: getting DMS from people being like, yo, dude, what hike
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  Speaker 4: are you doing?
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  Speaker 5: Like I'll do it with you.
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  Speaker 4: I can drive, And I was like what would Thanks
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  Speaker 4: for the offer, but like, why would I ever go
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  Speaker 4: on a hike with a stranger for seven hours.
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  Speaker 1: Especially one who like knows everything about you and you
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  Speaker 1: know nothing about them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, power struggle is a little bit unbalanced there. They
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  Speaker 4: have all the cards.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and like at best case scenario they're like, what's
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  Speaker 1: Dave like and like why when Erica give you a raise?
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  Speaker 4: And then worse scenarios they chop me up into a
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  Speaker 4: thousand pieces. Yeah, that is like we're gonna be out
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  Speaker 4: in the middle of nowhere with like no service or anything.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever watch the movie Alpha Dog? Now, Bro,
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  Speaker 1: you're missing out. Hey, it's a true story. B justin
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  Speaker 1: Timberlake's in the movie. Oh fuck, and see a fucking
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  Speaker 1: kid gets kidnapped. Oh just about your three is.
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  Speaker 5: The perfect film.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean at the end of the movie,
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  Speaker 4: there's a hike is involved at some point and a
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  Speaker 4: guy gets killed on the high Damn.
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  Speaker 1: It's a fucking heavy spoiler. I just dropped because he
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  Speaker 1: is like the main character of that movie.
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  Speaker 5: I spoiled the fuck out of that movie. Yeah you did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's Pertan at the hiking and it came
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  Speaker 1: out fucking ten years ago, bro, ten years plus.
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  Speaker 5: I can't spoil the movie that came out that long ago. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They could have had their fucking chance to watch it him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: they had their time. So you just sat there fuming
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  Speaker 5: in la like we put Eve.
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  Speaker 4: Went on for like two hours, just trying to get
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  Speaker 4: a downloaded like one hundred apps. I was using Turo,
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  Speaker 4: which I couldn't use because I didn't have my insurance
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  Speaker 4: rate was too low or something.
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  Speaker 1: And you have to have like a good credit score
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  Speaker 1: to fucking rent cars. Like the first time I lived
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  Speaker 1: in LA my credit score was fucking terror but still
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  Speaker 1: probably is. Credit scores are bullshit. But the first time
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  Speaker 1: I lived out there, I couldn't rent a car. I
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  Speaker 1: was just trying to go like anywhere. Yeah, you're trapped
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  Speaker 1: in La. Yeah, I can't go. And you can't walk anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: You can't rent a car. No, there's nothing like easily accessible.
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  Speaker 1: Now hills are fucking Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Everything I downloaded it would be like like, oh, get around.
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  Speaker 4: Was the one that I really was like, damn it,
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  Speaker 4: it's finally gonna work, Like I finally got a car.
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  Speaker 4: And then I'm like, I like, set put it on
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  Speaker 4: my credit card information everything, and I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Checking out what number did you put in? And I'm checking.
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  Speaker 4: Out and it's just like, uh oh, looks like you're
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  Speaker 4: too young, And I was like, fuck you, dude. And
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  Speaker 4: it literally says that you have to be sixteen year
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  Speaker 4: older to rent cars on that app.
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  Speaker 5: Well, well, how could hear me out. But why did
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  Speaker 5: you not falsify your information? Because they because you have
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  Speaker 5: to scan your license. Oh they like take a fully
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  Speaker 5: take it seriously. Yeah, you have to get like approve
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  Speaker 5: for most of the apps too.
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  Speaker 1: That's such bullshit, bro. They don't want to see a
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  Speaker 1: young brother winning out here.
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  Speaker 5: Dude.
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  Speaker 4: No, so I couldn't do the hike, which was really
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  Speaker 4: upsetting because I'm probably not going to be an area
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  Speaker 4: with mountains anytime soon unless I go somewhere and have
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  Speaker 4: to buy my own plane ticket.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost like you're kind of asking me quietly if
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  Speaker 1: I could take you somewhere, which I can?
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  Speaker 5: Which I can? Do?
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  Speaker 4: You want to Gossippi? No, I guess we're going to.
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  Speaker 4: I guess we're going.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to Mississippi. I didn't even tell you
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  Speaker 5: what city or anything.
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  Speaker 4: I guess we're going to, uh like Wyoming or some
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  Speaker 4: ship or I guess we probably can't say that.
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  Speaker 5: Looks like we just did. But we might be going
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  Speaker 5: somewhere with Sidney Wells. Yes we might. We mightn't even
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  Speaker 5: actually know if it's Wyoming though. Yeah, we were going
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  Speaker 5: to do where were we going to do?
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  Speaker 4: We were gonna do White Water Raft white water raf Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's just going to be sweet until we find out
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  Speaker 4: that someone else was promised white water raft.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think someone already was, but uh, I mean,
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  Speaker 5: I'll gladly take it from them. Yeah, I want to
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  Speaker 5: do white water rafting. That would be awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Do you want a kayak or you want a white
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  Speaker 4: water raft? I think kayaking. Well, I've done whitewater rafting
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  Speaker 4: when I.
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  Speaker 5: Was really young. K Is kayaking more danger than kayaking?
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  Speaker 5: Might be more danger I think you flip over and
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  Speaker 5: next into that thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they easily flip.
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  Speaker 4: But you also you can get launched from the raft
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  Speaker 4: really pretty easily, even being locked in.
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  Speaker 1: You're not locked in, you get in a car accident
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  Speaker 1: and people's shoes go flying off. Yeah, even though they're
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  Speaker 1: strapped in, they just get pretty much.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly like that.
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  Speaker 4: And when you're one thing I remember from when I
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  Speaker 4: did it was when you're drifting down, Like when you're
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  Speaker 4: when you're drifting down the current, if you're not in
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  Speaker 4: the boat, you're supposed to like float, so your feet
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  Speaker 4: aren't touching the bottom because if your feet get caught
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  Speaker 4: on something and the current, your current will.
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  Speaker 5: Just push it. No, like your feet will be.
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  Speaker 4: Locked in like it was locked into this chair, but
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  Speaker 4: you'll be but you'll still be moving forward, so you'll
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  Speaker 4: just like drown basically.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to just have a I want to
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  Speaker 1: have a float with one or two splash mountain like
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  Speaker 1: drops that I get to do, and to have like a.
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  Speaker 5: Fucking square ass photo up. That's what I want. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean there's like hard ones. I there's like levels
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  Speaker 4: of rapids, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's gotta be Yeah, Black Diamond.
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  Speaker 4: Ship that we did was like, I mean I was
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  Speaker 4: really young, but it was crazy. I did add like
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  Speaker 4: a camp.
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  Speaker 5: You went with a fam or you want you want
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  Speaker 5: to a camp? It was a camp. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sick that It sounds sick like that ship sounds sick.
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  Speaker 1: Being on the water. Yeah, even tubing is sick. Tubing
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  Speaker 1: is sick.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, just sitting on the water.
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  Speaker 4: Tubing is cool if you're a pussy.
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  Speaker 5: What bro, you have a wakeboard? No, I've never wakeboarded either. No?
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  Speaker 5: What even wakeboarding? Wakeboarding is like the one where it's
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  Speaker 5: like a snowboard on the water.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think I tried. I don't think I
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  Speaker 4: had the course strength the time. Yeah, I think I tried.
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  Speaker 5: I think it got like folded and happening, just getting
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  Speaker 5: dragged along the fucking water. It was. It was pa
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  Speaker 5: I think the same thing happened to me, and I
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: like tried a couple of times. I was just like,
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: just let someone else go, let someone else do it.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: It was fucking embarrassing whenever you find out you don't
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: have the course strength to do things that like look
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: sweet on the X Games. Yeah, the same thing happened
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: when I tried to do indoor sky diving. Have you
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: ever seen the indoor sky diving? And like the people
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: are just like that shit is wooshing up and down.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: And then I got in and I was just fucking
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: bent in a fucking like my legs were up by
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: my ears, the gout the hold onto my arms, and
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: he like, did you ever like get it? And I
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: couldn't like control myself. At one point it was like
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: a make a witch foundation.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: That guy was like, we're just gonna take it to
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: the top and he just like held me as we went.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: I was I was growing up as fuck. That's bad.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: I was in my like I was in my probably
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: mid twenties.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: Dude, that's like a one time I was at like
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: a like a carnival fair, I guess, and they have
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: like those. One of the things that they have is
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: like the trampoline, and it's like but it's like a
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: big trampoline but like you like have like strapped into
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: it so you can like jump super high, okay, And
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: like there was like a kid before me who did it,
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: and I was like in high school probably or maybe
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: middle school, late middle school.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, old enough, old enough.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: And there was a little kid, little ass kid going
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: before me, and he's doing just backflip after backflip because
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: you can because it's just like you're like strapped in so.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: It's like you're not gonna fly off the edge anything
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: like yeah, yeah, go up and down. There's no possible
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: way for you to get my bad yeah.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: And then I did it, and I was like, dude,
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: it was like one of them more embarrassing things, like ever.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: I expect that you'd be able to do, because I'd
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: be able to do anything.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: I just like sat there like lightly jumping, like locked
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: into the thing.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: Like it was like you're sitting in like.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: A like a baby in one of those things there
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: they like waddle around the living room.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: You're like strapped in and it's like my like shorts.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Were riding up so much, and like my whole family
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: is there watching and they're like you have to jump,
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: and I'm.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: Like, I'm jumping.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: It's your fault, dad, that I don't have the genetics
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: spring legs.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: Dude. It was mortif. It is crazy.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: You have some kids that I know that are like
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: in high school like walking by as I'm like strapped
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: into this.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: Thing, covering your cover in your face. It was mortifying.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know why my parents let me do that.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Some kids just don't have bounce, yeah, or just any
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: athletic ability, and I think that's.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot of like bouncing like legs stability.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Like my boy Kevin who's out here, who's a Bengals fan,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Like he is like so naturally athletic.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he has like a young kid.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Uh like baby toddler or whatever, who's also like already
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: naturally athletic. He's like running, he has like a good bass,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: like strong legs and shit like that, and it's just
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: it really makes you realize how much of it is genetics.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: Like there's just nothing that like we could have done.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Like I saw a picture of like Clayton Kershaw and
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Matt Stafford, the quarterback from the Rams, and they played
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: together in Little league and like even as little leaguers,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: like they're like fucking like rock solid dudes. Like my
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: baseball pants were like bagging on me and shit like that,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Like I didn't like oranges, like I wouldn't eat vegetables,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Like I was just fucking built the complete opposite way
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: that an athlete should be built. And nothing was emblematic
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: as that as much as our fucking basketball game this.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 18:00
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• 18:02
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• 18:12
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• 18:15
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• 18:16
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• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I saw I'm did you get a lot of negative
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: feedback from that basketball game or did you find it
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: to be very funny?
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, like I like any negative feedback I got.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: I was more like confused by because I was like,
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: I don't think I've.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Ever acted like you were good at basket. I was
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: good at basketball and acted like I was good at sports.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: I think I've been pretty open that I'm not good
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: at sports and I wasn't good at sports ever.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: And I think I have too.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, I still felt an overwhelming disappointment from the internet
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: in me.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: People think that you, people think that you look athletic.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: And I was actually talking about this with your buddy
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Mike yesterday, that you won't do any athletic things on
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: camera because you because you know you're not athletic.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: I just did play basketball.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: And then it all, it all came crashing it down
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: since came out of the closet.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not athletic at all. I could run for a
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: long time. Yeah, that's not even athleticism, that's survival.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: I can run long distance decently, and I can lift
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: the hell out of some weights.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: I can, that's it. I could chief on some fucking Chiba.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: I keep on a fucking Indica for fucking an hour straight,
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: for sure. I got fucking iron lungs. Hell yeah, I
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: could sit on the peloton.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think even an athletic thing that I
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: that I have in the fucking I guess battle rappids
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: going ahead to head a little bit, a little bit, Yeah, you.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: A little tie tie brom exhausted. Did you're not get
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: enough sleep last night? No?
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: I actually did get a good mental sleep. But it's
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: actually it's five am my time right now.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: You're still on Cali.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do kind of look at your eyes could
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: not be redder.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: And you wake up and my god, out of the
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: shower and I was like, holy shit, they were glowing.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Why are they so red right now? I didn't even
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: notice it till right now. You look like a raccoon.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: That's like looking up over the top of a dumpster.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Who got caught on like uh, infrared camera or some shit.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: This week have might like this week might take like
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: five years off of my life.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Really, I just have netsn athletic.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: I think I've drank water once maybe like right now,
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: and I've only eaten fried food like burgers and fries
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: and chicken sandwiches.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: It's terrible. You need to fucking lock in and get
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: a poke bowl. I know, I'm Anai bowls, make seam
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: some broccoli.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: Are you actually no, you're not.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: You're gonna fucking go home and order some seamless or
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: some bullshit.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Probably, Well, I'm gonna order something healthy.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Do you think that if you were a millionaire several
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: times over you would cook for yourself?
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: No? I would hire a chef. You think Drake Ever
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: cooks for himself? No, he has a chef. Do you
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: think that there's.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Any super famous people like that that even cook for
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: themselves as a hobby, people who are just like I
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: want to enrich my life?
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Like, who who's one that? Like? Think you think
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: cooks for themselves? Think Zendaya Ever cooks for herself? Not?
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: But that's cheating to pick a fucking chef, bro Yeah, Zendaia,
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: Probably I would.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I wonder if like you're still adding skills.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: Or if you get to a point where I had
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: so fucking rich that you're just always ordering every meal
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: and eating out every meal.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: And kitchen and like a big ass fridge and pantries
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: and stuff, I would just like stalk up this place,
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: and I would just stuck up the fridge and cook dinner.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: You don't think you'd just be like Griselda, come cook
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: for me?
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Well, that I would do that too. Yeah, No, I
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: would one hundred percent. I'm not saying no. Yeah, I
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: take back everything I just said. I would do that.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: You can afford a personal chef.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: I would get a personal chef. Bro, do you want
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: to get rich? Uh? Yeah, beyond your wildest dreams. No,
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: just comfortable.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Not but beyond your wildest dreams. Because I was about
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: to start telling you about crypto currents.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: I don't want to have like people like tracking my
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: flights and shit like Elon Muss.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: That's the only way for guys like you and me
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: to fucking break out of the fucking.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Break out of the system. The cycle of inflation.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, within nine years, you're gonna lose half your money
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: due to inflation. I see those rinki in colorful ass
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: credit cards that you just dropped out of your wallet.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: The more the more colorful your credit cards are, the
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: more broke you are. Yeah, and I know because my
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: shit looks like the rainbow.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: No, you got like the fucking heavy ass black ones. No,
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: that's my Champs card.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: That's my Champ pen Steak card, the coolest looking card
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I have my wile. It's like a metal card to
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: get into a bar that I've been into once.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: And also you can't do it, not even work to
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Champs card. Or can you like only go in like
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: with just you, You can't bring anyone else in with you.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: I think I should be able to bring in other people. No,
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Ayler Miller has it, and he went with his buddy
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: and he said that only he was allowed to get in,
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: so he just like didn't go.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: I think that my Champs cards the fucking Champs black card. Bro.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: I think he's got the same one that gets me
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: into Champs in every country.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: I could get into the Champs Penn State. Dubai his
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: Champs only a Penn State. I'm not sure. Honestly I
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: heard of it. I think there might be multiple.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Champs at Penn State. But uh yeah, my credit cards
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: are fucking or the rainbow sover yours? What did you
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: think of that halftime show last night? I thought it
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: was good, so lu to Eminem, bro.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but then I saw some shit that was like
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Goodell told Eminem not to kneel during the during the thing.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: He didn't give a fuck. I was wondering why he
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: was kneeling for so long. There's a picture of him
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: like kneeling, like face palming, like goddamn.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Like he was heating now for so long, like in
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: case they had like cut away the camera.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: He wanted to be there when they cut back.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like hanging onto doctor Dre's leg to
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: make sure that.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: They got a shot of him kneeling. Yeah, he was
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: kneel I think for Kaepernick.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, he might as well have been like
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: protesting for Martin Luther King. That should happened so fucking
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: long ago, bro do something a little bit more recent now.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: It was good though, Yeah, I thought it was good.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Super Bowl halftime show.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Would you like better the halftime show the game or
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: the food that you ate during the Super Bowl?
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Ply the game because the food was not good? Oh,
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: my food was good. Well, you got like some gross
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: ass like I don't even know what you were.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: I got a broadworst burger.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I just can't eat another fucking burger like a cheeseburger,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: and their menu just kicking sandwich, don't I mean chicken
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: sandwich look very deep Fried. I guess a Broadwars burger
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: is worse. I was trying to be adventurous a little bit.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I was hoping for a place with a nice ass spread.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: But they're in the Super Bowl. It's kind of in
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: a tough spot. You need to go somewhere where we
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: can sit the entire game and then just leave in
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: the middle of it.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: I don't want to be like a super crowded bar.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: So the only option was a place that had fucking
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: broughtworst burgers.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, I had a great meal, and you still like
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: the game better, dude.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I think this football season was transformative for you, Bro.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: No, I mean it was just a Super Bowl. I
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: thought it was a good game. I think that you
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: turned into a football fan.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: The way you were talking about things, You're like, fucking
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: see the man in the flat.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: I never said that that under route was open. What
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: do they running cover two men or Tampa two or
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: it's inverted cover three.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: The way you talk about football now, Bro, you sound
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: like Stephen ch You sound like John Gruden. Kind of
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: John Gruden without the racism.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Definitely not, Oh, definitely not without the racism.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: No.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Super late last night, we were so fucking hungry to
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: go and fuck just get any type of food, and
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: there was just nothing because like all Cincinnati was depressed
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: as fucking eating. As soon as the game ended, we
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: ordered some goddamn dominoes and.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Did yeah, and it was I know he bailed on
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: the dominoes.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: We were just like sitting there trying to get dominoes
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: and uh, the Dominoes is six hundred feet away.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: It's oh clo.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: We sat for like ninety minutes waiting for the dominoes
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck this, I'm walking over to
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: get the domino And I walked into the Dominoes and
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: it looked like a fucking bomb went off.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: It was like an auction house.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Eight hundred zombies were just like leaning over the counter
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: being like, where's my fucking order? And they had made
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: It's not like they hadn't made orders. There were like
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: five people behind the counters and they had made thousands
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: of orders. Like this ship was just stacked to the
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: ceilings of already made orders.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: But they didn't know like who to get the.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Dominoes from, Like they didn't know who, like there was
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: no one in charge. I was trying to talk to
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: the guy behind the counter being like like where is
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: like where is.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: The shit that we ordered? Please? And like he wouldn't
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: even talk to me. And eventually they're just like, hey,
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: like we have an order for like for like Charles,
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: and I was like I'm Charles. They're like, what's your
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: last name? And I was like fuck.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: So I walked back and then I sent back Mike.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, just wait for them to say
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: a name and then say a last name and just
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: fucking grab the order and get out of there. Just
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: fucking grab the order and bail. And you know that
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Mike is down to do something like that. And so
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: like five minutes later he walked back like a conquering hero.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Somebody else's order a Domino is fuckingming.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: I mean it was a couple of pies, not as
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: much as we order, but like, yeah, it would be.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: My fear was that you you say yes and then
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: they bring it out and it's like one little small pizza.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: It was like it was two.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Actually it was two small ass pizzas, just stacked sky
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: high with olives. It was just all both of them
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: had so many black olives on that. But still somehow
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: it was like the best tasting pizza just because it
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: was It felt so hard earned.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Wait, what time do you guys go to bed?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: As when once I got the fucking Dominoes, Dude, it
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: wasn't until like after one and I that I eventually
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: am that I eventually went to sleep and got the
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: domino I was asleep before midnight. It was a fucking
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: crime scene in there. The first time I left, I
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: was so pissed. I was like, I'm getting something out
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: of this Dominoes. And I went into the cooler and.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Just fucking took a two liter coke and fucking bounce.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: Was like, I'm fucking getting something. So Dominoes, Bro, if
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: you're fucking watching this.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Dude, I got your coke, Dude, I got your leader, bro,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: and I've been suckling on it, Dude.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: I've been enjoying the hell out of it. That's unreal,
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: truly fucking unreal.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 28:07
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• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Dude, Now we have a whole new chapter of our
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: life that's kind of open up now that football season's over.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like my life is dominated by a football season.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah really? Oh really? Yeah?
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: I mean I guess that makes sense. I know that,
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Like it's a super busy time for like Big Cat
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: and everyone.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: We got to go to like college football games, podcasting
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: about football, you know what I mean?
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Link it up with the boy Prime?
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what are you trying to do now? I think
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: I think we got to rap neighborhood eats back up. Yeah,
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: that would be fun. You in. Yeah, you're going to
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: come to him? Yeah, I woul definitely do that. I'm
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: going to come to all of them. Sure. But where
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: are you guys trying to go this season? A little
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: spot called Hawaii? Oh? Really? No, I think we could do.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Think you could swing it. I mean, is it expensive
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: as fuck to get out there?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I think it is expensive to get out there, but
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: it's also like very inconvenient. It's just like five hours
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: to LA five hours to Hawaii five hours back to
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: five hours back for like a video, you know what
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I mean. It's not like we could wrap extra stuff
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: in or anything like that.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: At some point, I'm going to go to Hawaii for
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: neighborhood eats. We're going to have some good.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: As like Donnie and Nick and KB are trying to
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: get out there for rediscovering.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: I bet everybody's trying to go to Hawaii the good as.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Anybody who has a chance to go to Hawaii should
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: be going to Hawaii. Yeah, where should I go though?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Put me onto some food places that you want to travel.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Let's we could reverse engineer it. Bro They're not going
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: to listen to this, the powers that be, They're not
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: going to be like, oh, they're going on a boondogg.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: Well, they're not basing neighborhood eats around where.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: SaaS wants to go on hike, but I don't know where,
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: like what, No, and behold, we could go on some hikes.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't know what food they have out there.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: That's fine, the hike first and then we find the food.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Well, the only food that I want to do is well,
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: I would do any food, but didn't you. You guys
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: are talking about doing seafood for a while, weren't you.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's where we want to do a whole
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: seafood season. But I don't know if that's season three
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: and that's when we would go to Hawaii.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: All right, I want to do the seafood one real bad.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: You like seafood that much. I love seafood.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I can't stand people who don't like seafood. Adults who
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: are like, I don't eat fish.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gross. I don't eat pickles. I don't eat fish.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: You got to go to my hometown and get Island
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Creek oysters. They're famous. They were on sixty minutes. Nah, yeah,
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: you keep on.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: You don't want to try them. You don't like oysters.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: I do like oysters.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I'll and I'll eat and try anything, especially if it's
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: a town's delicacy, especially if the economy of a town
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: is based on a food.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Dude, this is like, this is big. They're a big deal.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: There's no away though, Book them up, book them up.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: They're big.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's like being like Philadelphia cream cheese, Like, oh,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia's famous for their cheese. Like it's like a very
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: specific kind of cheese. No, Oystering is huge where I'm from.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Like half my friends work on work for Oyster companies?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Which ones Island Creek you know which friends? Oh, you
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: don't know, but half of them work for Oyster.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: Come about it. At one point he did, Yeah.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: All right, Well if bo, if BO, if you can
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: have bo tell me that I need to get out there,
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: then I will do it.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: I will.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: But I'm thinking of like maybe a Chicago type of
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: episode or some shit like that, getting out to Chicago
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: trying to beef, getting out to like, uh, somewhere in
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: the Midwest, trying like a broughtworst or some shit.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Do you fuck with? Broad Worster? Not really? Kilbasa sausage,
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: Polish sausage? Really? Why I don't like sausage at all?
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: No, sausage is my goat breakfast, met I like, I
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: like breakfast sausage, But.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: You don't like like a sausage sandwich. No.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: When I was younger, I ate a bunch of sausage
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: and I got really bad food poisoning, and I have
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: been turned off of it since then.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: You gotta think of something that will go good with
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: my mitas. You got to think of something that'll go
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: real good with my mitas. And you're not going to
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: get food poisoning again.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Dude, lightning can strike twice. Brother, No, it's not going
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: to steal yourself. When are you starting?
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: I think whenever the fuck I want? Damn, that's real.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe when it gets a little bit nicer out, when
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: we can be drinking some sweet mamitas out in the
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: fucking bro.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Stop plugging your stolp, plugging your personal ads the mymitas.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, I know you're in with the Mimeta's people.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: It got fucking equity and flying.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: You out to Vegas on April fifth. You will too.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: On April fifth. We're gonna bring you into the Mamita's family. Dude,
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: We're gonna do saying it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: Bro, We're gonna do a blood ritual to blur blur
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: those out, blur my word. Yeah, you can't blur my words, dude,
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: mute that you're gonna do a blood blood oath with mymtas.
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: You're gonna slice your palm and shake hands with John
• 32:59
  Speaker 8: my meat to us.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: The only thing I'm ever allowed to drink it is
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: strictly mymtas.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: We're gonna lock you into mamitas for fucking ever. It's
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: fun to say, isn't it.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: No, it is due. No, dude, don't try and fucking
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: trick me and the listener. No, bro, don't talk shit
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: on my mitas bro. All right, let's do this last
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: ad because oh, actually I have plenty of time.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do have plenty of time, dude, stopped trying
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: to whip through. We just got through our fucking other
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: ad and.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Plus my flight boards in an hour and a half.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: And you tried to get to the airport way too early.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Regardless when we got to the airport, go out to LA.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: You were there before the fucking sun came out.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: I was asked naked on the toilet when you sent
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: the text message being like, hey, I'm at the gate
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: getting some food.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Do you want anything? No, that's not I was literally
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I wasn't snaked on the toilet.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you were. I was ask naked
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: on also.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: But you, you and Big Cat have like they fucking
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: carry you in on a throne through security. I have
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: commit I, the common man, have to sit and wait
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: in the security line like everyone else.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Over the last year, I have realized that there are
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: like tiers to traveling, not only like private airport, regular airport,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: but within a regular airport, there's so many like tiers
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: to traveling, Like if you have sky Priority, you log.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: In at a different or like you go in in
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: a different place.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Like if you have the Delta skuy Lounge, you're sitting
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: in a different type of chair. Like everybody's sitting in
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: a fucking bus station pretty much, and you're upstairs in
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: the Delta sky Lounge and somebody has a big ass
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: palm leaf waving it at you, fucking concubine has giving
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: you grapes into your fucking mouths. It's incredible. There's definitely
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: tiers to traveling. I'm trying to break through to the
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: next tier because whenever you get to another tier, you're
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: like wow, Like there's true classism within airports.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean obviously you have.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: To get there early as fuck and like pay your way,
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: they like they wheel me in.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: It's incredible. I feel like Hannibal.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Lecter, Yeah, I mean I didn't even get there. We
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: didn't even get through that early. It was like our
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: flight left at like noon twelve thirty, I think, and
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: like we were like we like got through secure.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Already at like eleven thirty, I'd be like an hour
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: next time ass did get there. They got there at
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: like eight thirty. He ate breakfast there. I can't imagine
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: having anxiety like that.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Well, he said that he likes to go and he
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: likes to see the kids at the airport, and then
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: it makes him not nervous because they're not nervous.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: He can't just see one kid. How many kids does
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: he need? Fall around children all morning?
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: But he was there and he uh, he was there,
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: and he.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Has to smell all the kids. He can't get on
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: the on the plane until he smells the top of
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: the little girl's head.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: He uh. Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: He got there like eight thirty in the morning, and
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: then he ate breakfast and lunch at the airport.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to get out of Dodge sometimes though,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: you got to get into Dodge. I just want to
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: minimize my travel time. I'm not trying to spend too
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: much time in LA I'm not trying to spend too
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: much time at the airport.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: No, dude, you shouldn't spend one week if you're going
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: if you're going away, spending one week in the same place,
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: in the same hotel feels like.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: Especially for work.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: For work, yeah, like if we're at the fuck and
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I mean if I yea some beautiful if we're somewhere
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: in Hawaii like chilling or for skim boarding or some
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: shit like that. For somewhere in Europe, that's where I'm
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: about to start going.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but LA I mean, come on, dude, there's not
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: there's not that much to do there.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: There's nothing to do in l A. Oh that sound's
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: dead anyway, No, I mean it really is. Yeah, on
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: that on the Thursday night. I woke up angry on
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Thursday the way that you woke up angry on Saturday.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: I don't think you did. I bet I woke up
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: significantly mooring. I guarantee you didn't.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: I was locked in a room for a whole for
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: the whole day, dude, there's no there was nothing to do,
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: nowhere to go.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: You could have gone home. You could have just changed
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: your fight. No, because I just changed it like the
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: day before. You could have changed it again. It's the
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: company money. I didn't want to go on the company's dime.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I didn't want to go back to New
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: York just to fly Cincinnati early as fuck the next morning.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I was so desperate to get the fuck out of
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Dodge that I booked a flight immediately. I was like,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I need to get the fuck home today. I need
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: to get out of here today. Yeah, I'm leaving here
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: as soon as possible. I was angry, I was depressed.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I was fucking bloated from in and out.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I felt slow. I feel so shitty. Still,
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: I haven't been home. I've been more clean clothes.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: And it shows, bro, Yeah, you stink like ass. Bro.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean I didn't have I no one told
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: me I was gonna go to Cincinnati because you didn't
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: tell me for some reason until after we atready got fay.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: That's false. No, oh, no, that is true. It's because
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: it's because someone bailed. Someone else bailed, bro.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: So I didn't have clothes, But what clothes do you need?
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I guess Cincinnati clean clothes. And it was twelve degrees.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, last night.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: Showing up and fucking shorts and a Tommy Bahama's T shirt.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: Who's was shooting? He said it was colder in the gloves. Yeah,
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: that happens, though, what it gets colder in gloves, I
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: can get colder because they like freeze up.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Really Yeah, I'd never heard of that before, but it
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: was like going around I.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: Had it felt like it happening. My hands were some warm,
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: I know. I tried to I don't know why.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I thought it would be a funny prank, but it
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: wasn't a prank at all.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm gonna get sass. These goofy as
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: big gloves, even they're just like snow like gloss.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna look like a fucking idiot, and you're
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: just like the only warm one.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: Everybody else's fires were cold. I got double socks for myself, Bro,
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: double socks for you.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I should have blessed you the same way that ship
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: station bless me.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Ship station. You might be like, ship station, how's that?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: How's that shit pertinent to me? If you're an entrepreneur,
• 38:35
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• 38:38
  Speaker 1: trying to make some money on your own, ship station
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: is gonna be what sees you through, because it's going
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  Speaker 1: to take the little things about what you hate about
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: owning a small business or trying to ship things out
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: to the people, and they're going to automate that all
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: for you. They're going to ship everything for you in
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: a hassle free, worry free environment, and you will never
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: have have to stress about shipping again, little SaaS.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: No, you won't.
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• 39:13
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• 39:17
  Speaker 1: You've never shipp shit in your life. You even when
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: you buy them? You do you ship anything? Yeah, you
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: don't even send mail, dude, No wonder.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Companies that use ship station for a year keep using
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: it for as long as they're in business.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: It's that good. Sas.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: What I'm gonna do for you, I'm gonna set you
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: up a little LLC and we're gonna fucking we're gonna
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: make some SaaS merch better. Yet, we're gonna fucking we're
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: gonna like sell like your your hair when you fucking
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: shave or some ship or sell your dumps like that
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: that uh teen mom chick or something like that. And
• 39:51
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• 39:53
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• 39:56
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• 40:12
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• 40:15
  Speaker 5: Dude, I got to play on words. Yeah, I gotta
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: get I gotta get the fuck home for Valentine's Day. Yeah, well,
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: what time's your flight?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I think it's like it was three, but I'm trying
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: to bump it up to like a one o'clock flight
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: I'm on I'm going at twelve twenty. Yeah.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: I need to get home, dude, I need to I
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: think I'm going to the thunder game tonight.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that'll be fun.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing like Valentine's Day. Nothing says Valentine's Day like
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: going on a big group activity with a bunch of
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: people from work.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: I don't know why you did that. I think that
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: I thought it was gonna be something different when I
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: signed up for it and then just bail out.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I don't like bailing on plans. Well,
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: nothing feels better than when you actually bail on plans.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: But I don't like being seen to be fickle or fight.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: I don't want that. I don't want that. Going down
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: as people's perception of me.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I could see that.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I feel like people were always like, oh, he's gonna
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: flake on the fucking in and out, and I fucking
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I hate the in and out. But there are still
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: ruthless people in my mentions who are like, why aren't
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: you at confession right now?
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a bunch of people
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: like that. I think those people might do them in
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: New York or might not do them ever.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I also might not do them ever.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Dude, Like, I'm not even like a religious person, but
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: for some reason, going into a church and like fucking
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: with a priest on video would like turn me the
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: wrong way. I'd be like, am I gonna.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Go to hell? Really? That's why I would be.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Like, uh, if there is a higher power, I'm definitely
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: on the bad side.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: First off, God takes joy in what you take joy in,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: So if you have a perverse sense of humor, then
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: God takes me that. If you want to fuck with priest,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: God is gonna smile upon that. Dude, there's nothing that
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: you should apologize for.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: Second of all, dude, they're fucking priest. Bro.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Did you ever watch Spotlight? You never have seen Spotlight.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: You must have never seen Spotlight.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Of that movie maybe one hundred times.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Well, then I don't understand why you're still putting on
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: the cape for a priest or something like that, being
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I hope that I don't upset a priest.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: So it's all about upsetting the priest. It's about upsetting
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: what's above him.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: And what's what's what's above him? Like you don't think
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: that he knows what's in your heart?
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: No. Also, I'm pretty sure that has to be illegal.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about, dude? Recording at a confession?
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: Why is that illegal?
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: You're recording yourself and him so you can't see his face,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: You can't see anything about it if you're recording him, Dude,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: it's supposed to be a sacred area.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Bro, You're supposed to be telling your deepest sins. We're
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: on twenty twenty two times.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: We're asking maybe if you need some confession for giveness,
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: not permission, you need real you need real confession.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: I'll go to.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Confession and confess that I fucked with a priest. After
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I fuck with a priest, they're not gonna like that.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Dude. Why are you? Why are you scared of them?
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: They want you to be scared of them. They thrive
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: off your fear. Not gonna like.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Your fucking billions to the Vaticans, so they could just
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: fucking roll around in gold and you can feel shitty
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: about yourself. They can wear versace slippers and smoke cigarettes
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: and you can like worry about fucking like cutting someone
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: off in traffic and maybe.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: You're going to help from that. Fuck that dude. Bro,
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: you're in big trouble. You're not.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: You're getting psychologically by fucking father, O'Malley, I'll pray for
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: you by the fucking mons.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: Sorry, father, I didn't mean to upset you.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Bro, you're embarrassing me in front of God, like I
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: shouldn't even be associated with you anymore.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: No, Bro, fucking you're gonna have to be associated and
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: you're you're gonna come to confession with me, and we're
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: gonna pull jackass stunts on these priests. The priest is
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: gonna come out the confessional and we're gonna send a
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: jugs machine with a watermelon and fucking blasted at it.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: We're gonna drop water balloons from the fucking top of
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: the church on some of these priests. They're gonna be
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: filled with silly string fucking gorilla glue.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: That would be ill.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: We're gonna get these fucking priests high as fuck off
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: the fucking packwoods.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: Well, I think you can smoke. I think priests can smoke.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Did you throw out a bunch of dope in California
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: so much?
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: Why did you throw it out? Someone gave it to me,
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: and I was like, I don't need this.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just put in your backpack, bring it
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: back to New York and fucking sell it on a
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: street corner?
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: Thinking about bringing it back to New York, But then
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, yeah, Like I don't even like
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: smoking weed, but like, let.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Alone that stuff. It's too strong. The weed out there
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: is bionic. I was like, I don't need this.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: I was like, if I had the amount of weed
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: that this kid gave me, if I kept it, it
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: would have lasted me over a year.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: I promise you.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I think it does just grow in those gardens like tomatoes,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: and yeah, people always have handfuls that they're just trying
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: to offload on you.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: Meanwhile, on the East Coast, people are like going like
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: door to.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Door like weed weed on the East Coast, you have
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: to go and buy it from like a sketch, Yes, bodega,
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: and people literally have like a crash of smurfs all.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: For the all over the cave, weird as fuck, some
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: weird signers that like appeals to children. Yeah, or people
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: who are high as fuck. It'll be like the care Bears,
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: the Teletubbies. There's always shit like that. Yeah, I don't understand.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: I guess I always see it in my apartment because dudes,
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: and I won't always buy it from whatever.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: One of those people whoa bro doh fucking docs. Your
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: brothers like that, they're cool, you should have brought it
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: back for them. Then, if they're cool, you should have
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: been cool and brought them back some dope from.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Cal They felt weird, it felt bad like it like
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: I don't like, I don't care.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: It was free, but it's like, did you throw it
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: in the trash? Now? I threw it away. I flushed it. Bro,
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: you know that's a flower from the earth.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: You know that you're spitting in fucking mother Nature's face.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: You're worried about what God thinks you Maybe you should.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Worry about it. I actually kept some of it. I
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: snuck it. I snuck two joints across the border, the
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: California border. Yeah, you put them at the pose them rectedly.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: And if it I was like, if I smoke these,
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: these will last me months.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: You are a slow smoker. But flushing it down the toilet, what, dude. Yeah,
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: I'm glad.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: That we didn't end two minutes ago when I was
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: about to so I could hear that absolutely preposterous fact
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: that you fucking flush your weed down the toilet. Could
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: have just left with it, left it on the counter
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: for whoever's working housekeeping so they can fucking take it.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't know.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: I wasn't thinking, dude. It was just like you flush
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: your blessings down the toilet. It was so coach prime water.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: The water was just covered with weed like it was
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: like a full It was like a lily.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: Pads floaded back up. Dude. It was so much weed.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: You clogged the weed. It was so clogged the toilet
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: with weed. It was just so sticky. Yeah, that's fucking embarrassing, bro.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: I know I shouldn't have done it, but I honestly
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: I'll never think about it again.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, I hope people bring it up to you forever.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck if they do, go get
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: your fight, bo bro. We want to end now. You
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: want to talk some more time? Is it how long
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: we've been going? Forty eight? But we can just do
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: two episodes this week. We'll do two episodes this week.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: All right, thanks guys. I gotta go catch a flight,
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: right piece,