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DLHS Hour 4 | One Voyage Jeopardy with Jamal Kingsley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the DL Hughley Show Your 2026 edition Remember that
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  Speaker 1: if you are In Columbus, Ohio The Ohio State Home
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  Speaker 1: of the Ohio State University I will be there Along
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  Speaker 1: with Don Lemon For DL and DL We're at the
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  Speaker 1: Mershon Auditorium Then the following day We'll be in Cincinnati
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  Speaker 1: At where? The Taft Theater So come check us out
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  Speaker 1: If you can take a notion Jasmine Guy She's a
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  Speaker 1: beautiful woman Just leave it at that No I'm not
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  Speaker 1: It comes ladies and gentlemen Leave it at that She
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  Speaker 1: is Jasmine turn away Yes, she is.
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  Speaker 2: But she's saying that the Internet is hard on her.
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  Speaker 2: It is hard on her. But I get it. OK,
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  Speaker 2: the Internet, that's the place where people will be hard
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  Speaker 2: on you, period.
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  Speaker 3: But what we ought to be doing is celebrating the
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  Speaker 3: fact that you age because the alternative would.
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  Speaker 2: Mean you're not here.
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  Speaker 4: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: You know what they should do?
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  Speaker 1: I said this and people ridicule me for saying this.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen any woman I've ever seen at all.
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  Speaker 1: Every woman I've ever seen has something absolutely beautiful about her.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I think, and no, because I'm talking about Jasmine
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  Speaker 1: is gorgeous, like a gorgeous soul.
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  Speaker 3: I would totally believe that. I totally believe that. And
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  Speaker 3: I just think it's unfair that the Internet.
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  Speaker 2: It is unfair.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to do what they do. That's what they do.
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  Speaker 3: They build you up, let you down. Did they do that?
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  Speaker 4: They did.
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  Speaker 2: So who is they? The Internet. So the Internet. All
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  Speaker 2: those people.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So it's not rooted in anything other than the internet
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  Speaker 1: being me.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, I have always said, just because you know something
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  Speaker 3: is true doesn't mean you always have to say it
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  Speaker 3: out loud. But if that's your job, you have to.
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  Speaker 3: Especially if the idea is to hurt someone's feelings. No,
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  Speaker 3: the idea isn't to hurt someone's feelings.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. The idea isn't to hurt someone's feelings.
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  Speaker 1: But part of the job, if you're a comedian, if
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  Speaker 1: you're a comedian, it's to state the obvious.
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  Speaker 2: But they're not comedians. Some of them are.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: And they've said some very funny things that were hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here's the thing. You can't have it both ways.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want it both ways.
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  Speaker 2: I want it one way.
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  Speaker 1: When I say I have never seen a woman without
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  Speaker 1: something beautiful about her, you call me a liar.
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  Speaker 2: You say I'm lying. No, I didn't say you were
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  Speaker 2: a liar. You said I'm not being truthful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I am. I have never seen. And the equal
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  Speaker 2: equal parts.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard you say things about women and then you'll say, man,
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  Speaker 3: you in a fire. She ain't going to make it.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen some people that look. What's beautiful about it?
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  Speaker 2: Let me see. The one truth that she has. What
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to let you do is lie on
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  Speaker 2: my name. I'm not lying on your name. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to tell you something. I'm going to tell you something
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  Speaker 2: right now. I'm not feeling ready to let you do.
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  Speaker 1: You are not feeling ready to take advantage of me
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  Speaker 1: because you think I'm in a weakened position right now.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: How are you in a weakened position? It's more than time.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm going to tell you something. I hold truth
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  Speaker 1: to the fact. No one is nicer than ugly. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: no one is nicer than ugly.
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  Speaker 3: No one.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. No one is nicer to me. And I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I have never seen any woman. I hold true.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen a woman in my entire life that
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  Speaker 1: did not have something.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely. It's just beautiful, but radiant about it. Of course.
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  Speaker 2: And I say that.
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  Speaker 4: OK.
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  Speaker 2: And you always you. Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But the thing is, the thing is, we're talking specifically
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  Speaker 3: about Jasmine's Jasmine guys looks. When you say I've never
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  Speaker 3: met a woman in the whole world that you've ever met,
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  Speaker 3: that you didn't find something beautiful about them. You could
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  Speaker 3: be talking about something that you can't see, whether it's
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  Speaker 3: her personality, whether it's the middle of her scalp.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, it's a physical thing. There's something physically beautiful
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  Speaker 1: about her. Something physical. The aura. The aura is not quite.
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  Speaker 2: You can't see the aura at the neck of the eye.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm telling you. Man, come on. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: hold you to that, okay? Okay. Let's go on with it.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? You know, Jasmine, even her. I'm like, oh, wow,
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  Speaker 2: that's crazy. Oh, yeah, I'm going to get you every time. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: the hole is deep enough. Let's move on. Move on, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Junius. Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, welcome back to Military Man's Mall Kingsley. He's playing
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  Speaker 1: one boy in jeopardy. Hey, Military Man, how are you?
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  Speaker 4: Hello, my brothers and sisters. This is Jamal Kingsley, the
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  Speaker 4: militant man, here to play One Voyage Jeopardy. This is
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  Speaker 4: where we read lyrics from artists from the One Voyage crews,
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  Speaker 4: and we will have people guess.
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  Speaker 2: Which artist it is.
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  Speaker 4: Today's contestants, of course, our beloved Jasmine Sanders. Winner, winner, winner.
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  Speaker 4: And our guest contestant, straight from the Congo, Marva. Welcome
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  Speaker 4: to the show.
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  Speaker 2: Glad to be here. Hurry up before immigration runs in.
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  Speaker 4: We ain't got time for this. Go to ob2026. com and
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  Speaker 4: you'll get a list of the artists that perform. And
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  Speaker 4: so when I ask you these questions... It might help
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  Speaker 4: you out. The first lyrics, Jasmine, are you ready?
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  Speaker 2: I think so.
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  Speaker 4: Here we go. Walked in this place, surprised to see.
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  Speaker 4: A big girl getting busy, just rocking to the go-go beat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I know it, I know it, I know it. Who
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  Speaker 4: is it?
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  Speaker 2: E.U.
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  Speaker 4: Congratulations! Who was it?
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  Speaker 3: E.U.
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  Speaker 2: Walked in this place, surprised to see.
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  Speaker 4: Morba, are you ready? Here are your lyrics. That's why
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  Speaker 4: I keep hitting them with this grammar. Letting N-Words know
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  Speaker 4: that I'm the real mamma jamma. Straight to the head.
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  Speaker 4: Like a chronic sack, I passed the mic. And yo,
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  Speaker 4: I passed it back.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you know that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: Now say it in Congolese. Now do that.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: It's the brat, Funktified. That's why I keep hitting them
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  Speaker 2: with this grammar.
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  Speaker 4: Letting all y'all know that I'm the real mamma jamma.
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  Speaker 2: Straight to the head like a chronic sack. I passed
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  Speaker 2: the mic to the brat. And you were past it, babe.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, so.
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  Speaker 4: All right, last one.
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  Speaker 2: Funktified. All right, this is the last one.
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  Speaker 4: It should be easy. Whoever knows it, jump in. There
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  Speaker 4: were many others after you. Quite a few one-night stands.
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  Speaker 4: Some of their.
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  Speaker 2: Names I can't remember.
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  Speaker 4: Is that Dave Hollister?
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  Speaker 2: Dave Hollister. Congratulations!
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  Speaker 4: There's many others after you.
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  Speaker 2: Quite a few one-night stands. Some of their names I
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  Speaker 2: can't remember.
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  Speaker 4: He, too, will also be on the One Voyage Cruise.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Book your cabin today.
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  Speaker 4: or call 214-495-1963. Don't wait.
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  Speaker 2: Secure your spot before it's too late.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's it for this week's edition of One Voyage Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 2: Till the next time, book your tickets, my brethren. That's
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  Speaker 2: going to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen. This
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  Speaker 2: is D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley showing you a 2026 edition in case you're going
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  Speaker 1: to be in Columbus, Ohio. I'll be at the Mershon
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  Speaker 1: Auditorium starting tomorrow. Two shows. I mean, excuse me, two
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  Speaker 1: people together. Don Lemon and D.O. Hughley for the D.L.
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  Speaker 2: And D.O.
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  Speaker 1: And then the next day we're going to be at
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  Speaker 1: the Taft Theater in Cincinnati, Ohio.
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine Sanders.
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  Speaker 1: Stop looking at me like that. Just answer the question.
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  Speaker 1: You know she's going to take over Jasmine's if nothing else.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man. Ask it. What did you learn today?
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to Macklemore. Macklemore?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that Free Palestine tour sold out immediately. Was free.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 4: Immediately.
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  Speaker 2: It's free.
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  Speaker 3: Still? No, the Free Palestine part was free. Yeah, not
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  Speaker 3: the show wasn't. You had to pay for that. It's
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  Speaker 3: Free Palestine. But all his shows sold out immediately. And
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  Speaker 3: he says art will always be a form of resistance.
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  Speaker 2: Carry on, Macklemore. By definition, art is a form of resistance.
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  Speaker 2: Young man. Right on. Like Serafina. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: It's like all, you know. Remember that play they used
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  Speaker 2: to do? Come on and give us something. The black play.
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  Speaker 2: Tell us something. Everybody was going to see. Well, my
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  Speaker 2: arm is too short. No, the one with the African dude.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's going to see it all the time. Lion King. No, stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Fela.
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  Speaker 2: Fela. Fela. You could have said that. So, why do
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  Speaker 2: you say stuff like that? That's dumb to say. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: thank you. Thank you, Junior. Lion King. Thank you, Junior.
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  Speaker 3: Jambalita.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Jambalaya.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Ain't no knees. Cheat them. What do you got? Hey,
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  Speaker 2: you know what? Real quick, man. We got some bad
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  Speaker 2: news today, man. An industry person, his name is David.
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  Speaker 2: David Lawrence, man. We lost him today.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of people in the entertainment industry knew him
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  Speaker 4: a long time.
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  Speaker 2: He was a great dude. Lost him to a heart attack, man.
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  Speaker 2: So prayers to his family.
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  Speaker 4: Hear, hear.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely. Good dudes. Still hard to believe.
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  Speaker 1: After all this old craziness, then he comes through with that,
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  Speaker 1: and then we got to bring it down.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine's bit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Fighting again. Jesus. Oh, Skip. Skip the turn into Jasmine, boy.
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  Speaker 2: All that old TV. All right, on the next deal.
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  Speaker 2: This is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Is he calling from a sewer side hotline phone as
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  Speaker 1: we speak?
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  Speaker 2: It's over at St. Jude's in the emergency ward. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Hi from Atlanta.
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  Speaker 1: Are you, are you coming from a place where they're
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  Speaker 1: performing transplant?
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  Speaker 2: It's old seven pounds. See them over here.
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  Speaker 1: Um, on the next deal, you'd be sure if you're
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  Speaker 1: not going to happy, I know where he's from.
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  Speaker 4: The happy hour that stopped a long time ago.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get that live tape. It was short days coming up. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: on the next deal, you'd be show, uh, not going
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  Speaker 1: to happy hour, no worries. We're going to bring the
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  Speaker 1: party straight to you with Hughley.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Plus, we're going to give you another hot new song
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  Speaker 1: with my name, Blood of the Week, and another episode
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  Speaker 1: where people get to tell me exactly what.
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  Speaker 2: They think of me, because... F you, D.L.
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  Speaker 4: Hughley.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I'm getting F'd.
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  Speaker 4: Twice.
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  Speaker 2: Three times. From the amputation ward. It is the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show. Kyle, my favorite short bus operator. Pull that string.
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  Speaker 1: We gots to go.
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  Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.