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Not All Fedoras: Civilization VI Announced & Taika Waititi's Thor · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all bit hearty so I don't really understand
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it Luke is that a little sashwat penis danam I accidentally got soap in my
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urethra multiple nerdgasm your guide to
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All Things
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nerdy Luke's still fighting robots yeah he's in putting up some cool stuff on
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the Instagram that's hening yeah I worried that he would say that he was
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going to do it and then not do it but he he's doing it well yeah I mean he told
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us he was going to take over the multiple nerdgasm Instagram and we all
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just assumed and by we all I don't just mean you and me I mean we all all the
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listeners and US assumed we would never see anything on the Instagram for four
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weeks while he was gone y exactly but hey there's some stuff we we can play the jingle
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[Music] again and uh there you go I don't know if it queued up so I'm sorry I can't
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play it for you right now Dan that's all right man we could just pretend we did
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yeah cuz then it'll it'll just magically appear in the in the podcast has
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actually just put something out right now oh has he yep as requested by Simon
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I said this is a listening request oh yeah um Luke said he's first made Cafe
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first made Cafe which is what I assume that is is a cafe where young girls
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dress up like maids uhhuh okay that sounds like they clean up around you
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that sounds like the Japan I've heard of yeah yeah so if if there were maids and
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young girls and a bit of revisionist History it would be quintessentially
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Japanese yeah that's right well head over to instagram.com multiple nerdgasm give us
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a follow like some of Luke's pictures and give him some encouragement he's
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doing well he's doing really well yeah and you know what if you want to follow
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me I've got like not many followers
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sogm go find me and then yeah follow me as well follow the chain of although I
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did get accused I did get accused yesterday of filling my timeline with
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too many sexy Asian girls oh from Euro shoots and stuff yeah
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in my defense my job mostly involves taking video footage of sexy Asian women
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oh must be tough well just sexy women but I live in Asia do you know what I
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mean so right so they don't refer to them that way they just it's women well
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they do to be fair they do they're much much less squeamish about it over here
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yeah right well I had an interesting experience the other day cuz well this
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is not been revealed on the show before but uh Jenner and I are actually moving
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to America in a couple of months uh so there you go big announcement for you
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United States of America do we we maybe you know we've done meetups with our
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Aussie listeners maybe this is a good opportunity to do meet some of our
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American fans yeah yeah well hopefully I'll be uh you know be able to post some
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cool photos and stuff like that I mean I could post photos now I suppose uh because
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they still do interesting things you wouldn't be there though no that's right
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so you'd be posting pictures now I'm not going to say you have to give away your
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your location but America is a big place and you're going up the top right
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somewhere yes the East Coast top Northeast Coast Northeast I'm gonna be
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near Boston people say Boston Boston yes dep paron so exactly so that's going to
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be fun hopefully I don't get shot no but as as a result of that I am getting rid
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of some stuff because I have lived here uh for a very very long time and I have
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a lot of stuff and I didn't want to take it all with me uh and it's been rough
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it's been real rough Dan it's rough it's surprisingly difficult to get rid of
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just stuff especially you CU you do like stuff Matt yeah I don't mean expensive
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stuff either it's just just stuff cuz I'm looking at and I go I wanted that
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you know at one point I had I had envisioned a purpose for it you know but
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I found um one thing that I found that I will
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make available if I get clearance from
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uh Ron Gilbert is a rather lengthy piece of Monkey Island
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fanfiction uh like it's it's 10 chapters
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long uh hand handwritten um in neat script which suggests to me that I wrote
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it once and then rewrote it uh neatly yeah cuz you would never have written a
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first draft neatly no and I would have done this when I was in high school I
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think probably around 13 or 14 years old after having played Monkey Island 1 and
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2 Monkey Island 3 did not exist yet this was oh those wonderful times this was my
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sequel to Monkey to so I'm G to scan that in actually and I'm G to send it to
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Ron Gilbert and just say hey in case you're looking for ideas yeah here's a
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script no I just want to I thought maybe get that up on Kickstarter I thought
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maybe he'd get a laugh out of it and I'm going to ask him out of it our listeners
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I know but I don't want to get in trouble for copyright infringement so
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I'm going to send it to him first and just say hey I'm going to put this up
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fan fiction counts as copyright infringement all right fine I'll put it
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up regardless I thinking maybe that you should read it out a little piece by
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little piece on the special Channel I could do that the special
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Channel just the special Channel implies there's only one special up there all
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that it's just our very special Channel yeah it is quite special all right maybe
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I'll do an audio book reading of that so yeah if you're familiar with Monkey
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Island one and two if you need any guest stars you know where Luke and I are
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maybe we could do it as a radio play oh my God yes I don't think we should
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necessarily have announced that now I should probably keep my mouth shut and
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kind of simmer on ideas but I've said it now so let's try and do it Matt
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simmering on ideas is not what we're about here no true oh something else
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that happened uh I've got obviously uh as you could probably guess a lot of
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video games uh and I've got a lot of yeah I got a lot of consoles a lot of video
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games and uh I I gave uh a lot of Xbox 360 games to friends and things like
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that because uh I just can't be bother taking them yeah and I'm looking right
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now at a pile that I was going to sell on eBay thinking I'm not going to get
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much for this right it's uh my Nintendo Wii which you know everyone's got they
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go for about $20 uh my game mom's got one exactly my
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GameCube which doesn't have a power adapter and I thought that's not going
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to be worth much and a pile of about 13
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GameCube games okay H and I mean they're
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good games I I imported some I've got a it's a I've got a disc to uh region
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unlock it so you put that disc in first and then you swap the other region in so
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it's pretty it's pretty good setup but I was thinking ah you know there's no
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power adapter I don't know if anyone's going to care about this so I put the
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whole lot the Wii the GameCube and the GameCube games up on eBay and I started
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the bidding at 50 bucks I thought if I get 50 bucks for it that'll be nice
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better better than zero bucks yep almost immediately I started getting messages
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like I got like no joke like 15 to 20 messages from people saying like ranging
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from just saying I want to buy it right now how much do you want for it right
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now and I so I was like what and then several ones that similar along these
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lines oh I want it for my son's birthday it's next week so I have to buy it right
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now I can't wait for the auction to end how much do you want for it right now
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and then a couple saying I'll give you 150 bucks for it right now and I was
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like okay something's going on and then uh I got a message from one guy I'm not
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gonna I won't say his name or anything he's a collector he he runs a a rare
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games store on eBay from what I can see okay and he messaged me and he said hey
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mate uh that's a pretty good collection U don't sell it too cheap if you want a
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good price let me know um and I was like interesting and so I I was like okay
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something's going on so I I took the auction down and I started to look up
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the games right cuz I've got games like I mean you wouldn't have heard of them I
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assume no one has except for weirdos I was G to say you [ __ ] having a go M
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no no no Skies of Arcadia legends you heard of that no Tales of Symphonia no
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Orchestra game is it no no not quite okay uh I got Legend of Zelda for swords
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Adventure uh new in the box with the Game Boy Advance connector cable I've
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got uh is that two different games Legend of Zelda and new in the box yeah
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that's right both I got both of them look I do know I do know what Legend of
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Zelda is but I must admit it was fairly recently that I realized that that
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little green character's name was not Zelda so there you go it's link you know
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yeah anyway I've got some some games that are apparently quite rare so I
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started looking them up and yeah okay A couple of my games that I was about to
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give away very cheaply go for hundreds of dollars on their own and then that
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that samey we're talking a 15year old consult right ah I I guess I don't know
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how old the GameCube is it was really early 2000s it be 2 or 2001 yeah it's
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it's it's like uh what generation was it's original Xbox generation I think I
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believe I was at TA when this came out yeah so it's it's it is it's very old
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yeah and then the same guy obviously saw that I pulled it down and then sent me
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another message saying please tell me you didn't sell it cheap it's worth at
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least $800 for the whole lot what I know and so and I messaged him back and I
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said no look I really appreciate the heads up cuz everyone else was just
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trying to [ __ ] lowball me real bad oh it's my son he's dying and I need it
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tomorrow like you [ __ ] you [ __ ] book of stamps yeah ex I'll swap you for
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this shoe yeah I lost the other one so I've decided uh for the moment I'm going to
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keep them because yeah I don't really know what to do with them at this point
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well I'd [ __ ] sell it to this rad dude if [ __ ] if he wants it and he
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actually knows what worth but that makes me wonder right if he's just throwing
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that out there in an email maybe it's worth more than that well yeah cuz if I
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email him back and go give me 800 bucks then is he going to go all right well
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actually Matt maybe he's doing a trick that I saw in a movie the other day
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whereas that you go in and you really overinflate your estimate so that the
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next guy is [ __ ] but you take four copies of donkey hot off his hands at
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cheap prices You' been watching The Ninth Gate yeah and you know why I
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watched it you're [ __ ] podcast did you we could seg that if you which I'm
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now addicted to really I was like look it took me a while to download it
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because for a while you weren't on iTunes and then I downloaded and didn't
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listen to it then I started listening to it the other morning this is a great
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review but once I did listen to it I really enjoyed it started going through
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the catalog of movies that you spoke about because I realized it's actually
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more fun to have seen the films sure
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yeah yeah but it's also got this kind of hidden thing where it makes you want to
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see something too so what I suggest to the listeners is listen to half an
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episode of necron nomenon then go watch the film inspired to watch it because
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you'll never be as excited by a film than when you like really want to watch
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it then come back and listen to the second half that's what I did with the
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ninth game cool so I went to leave you a
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review on iTunes right yeah yeah uh left your five star rating because it really
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is worth five out of five thank you I appreciate it and uh wanted to make a
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comment as well signed in uh and it asked me to come up with a nickname for
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use as I make comments right right so I went to put in my usual nickname Johnny [ __ ]
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Pig someone had taken it right so I was like yeah I won't be funny I'll just put
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Dan nerdgasm taken taken taken from multiple
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nerdgasm taken Dan Miller taken Daniel
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Miller taken little Danny Miller taken wow so you know what you know what
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message I wrote none because I literally couldn't think of something that it
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would let me [ __ ] input Jesus well I appreciate you got
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iTunes to you got iTunes to blame but you get no review from me well all right
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I appreciate the effort um and actually look yeah we got some uh some good
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reviews on here yeah there were other reviews up there interesting somebody
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else managed to come up with the name Johnny fuckpig who the [ __ ] is using
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Johnny fuckpig out there that is my name yeah well maybe we could track him down
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and ask them what they think of necronom we'll go to necronom tocom uh for more
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of that it's also multip nasm.com necronom because we don't do uh you know
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we're not separating it or anything it's all under the same Banner because why
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not uh but that's yeah it's Jenner and I talking about movies yeah it's a network
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mat the first bunch of episodes we're kind of just talking about the movie but
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we've gotten into what I think we'll continue to do now which is we talk
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about the movie a bit but we also talk about uh behind the scenes stuff and
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kind of history related to what the films about because that yeah a lot of
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context I was about to say that actually listeners don't expect them to talk
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about movies the way we talk about movies on this podcast which is just to
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say we saw it it stars The Rock and whether or not we enjoyed it right these
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podcasts are quite detailed yeah we tried to make it a bit different The
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Ninth Gate one goes into incredible detail oh thanks man I appreciate it I'm
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sure J will too thank you guys I did I had an adventure today actually have you
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ever escaped from a Mayan Temple Dan
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uh recently or ever uh W recently no oh
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cuz I have you have well sort of one of the many rare Mayan temples in um
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Western Sydney I guess no it's in the city itself near Central is one of the
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many uh as they seem to be now Escape rooms which is this new phenomenon man
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they're everywhere man there's so many here there are so many here I hav't done
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one yet it's cool man this one was good it was elaborate so it was an Indiana
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Jones themed escape room which I noticed had the Tomb Raider soundtrack playing
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the whole time we were in this Temple the the new not only that but if it's
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Indiana Jones and it's mine theme this is Kingdom the Crystal
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Skull no it was it was definitely very Raiders them like very and I don't want
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to give away any of the or anything in case you guys listeners you should go
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check this out it was uh it was called Break the code the place we went to uh
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it's in it's in the city in Sydney here and I would recommend it it was good fun
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it was it was actually more um elaborate than I was expecting there was literally
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a wall that that could crush you uh okay like it was made of foam but it was it
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was actually quite scary when I set it off the first time but uh yeah yeah no
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it was cool yeah you basically you go they they take you in they blindfold you
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first out in the lobby and and then they they walk you through in you know
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everyone puts their hands on the person in front's shoulders and they walk you
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in uh and then he locks you in the room and then you take the blindfold off and
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in this case we were in it was set up to look like a Mayan Temple and we had to
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solve puzzles to try and make our way through uh to get the treasure which
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looked suspiciously like the the head from Raiders of the Lost Arc the golden
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head uh and then when you bring it back to the entrance the the door which is
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magnetically and I guess electronically censored um opens and the Indiana Jones
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theme music plays wow so it was good um you have an hour to do it and we took uh
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slightly over an hour that's great that was I went with
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my family right so it's family friendly yeah oh yeah definitely or some of your
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family are still trapped inside well I mean I'll I'll let you know uh when we
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when we hear from them well the uh the ones here range from I think
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familyfriendly ones to ones that are quite terrifying from from everything I
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hear so yeah I'm interested to do one that's not like cuz we we had my two
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nieces with us and they they're quite young so yeah we could we didn't do
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anything terrible you didn't go into those ones that are full of you know
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bizarre sexual violence do you remember that we talked about this those ones in
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America where they literally like spit on you do anything to you you have to
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sign a waiver I don't know why you would want that but it doesn't sound fun like
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I'll run from people dressed up as ghosts and [ __ ] right yeah that's that's
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that's that's get into it and I'll scream and you know take it really
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seriously but what I won't do is pay to be raped oh extreme haunted houses
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that's what they called those they literally they'll literally tie you up
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and hit you and beat you and yeah they want you to leave so weird so weird but
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whatever whatever you're into I guess yeah um but this was not like that this
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was great so I I recommend it if you haven't done one uh because you know a
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lot of people have been talking about him and and I I've been wanting to do
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one for a while so it was actually combin birthday thing for Jenner and I
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and my mom took us oh that's nice it was nice so yeah I recommend it good fun
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yeah I'd go to that Indiana Jones themed right up my proverbial alley I was going
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to wear my Indiana Jones hat but yeah because I for the listeners I literally
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have an Indiana Jones I bought it from Disney yeah IND on the inside it says
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Indiana Jones yeah I got it from the Disney from Disney at the Indiana Jones
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shop in Disney and I have a little bit of buyas remorse about it because
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there's no situation where I can wear it where it's not obviously in Indiana Jon
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like very true because I don't dress like Indiana Jones you know I dress like
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like a [ __ ] 90s teenager because I'm because I'm a Manchild and so it just
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look ridiculous with it on most of the time I did when I bought it yeah there's
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only certain outfits that are hat like
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that even goes with right right and I don't have any of
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them cuz I even looked ridiculous when I bought it cuzz I had we were at Disney
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and I had uh I had a a oneup mushroom
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shirt Mario one a green oneup mushroom t-shirt and black jeans and Indiana
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Jones hat ridiculous but I didn't care because I was I was a Disney yeah yeah
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it's weird because you pretty much described what Luke wore every day of
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his teenage life it's true or and as he wears now yeah true if anything he's
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gone slightly more stylish now but well when Luke and I I'm sure we've talked
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about this before but when Luke and I went to Disney in Florida Luke thought
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it would be appropriate to wear an An Inspector Gadget style trench coat so he
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and and a hat like yet another thing where there's only very few situations
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where that's appropriate yeah and uh yeah he did look like a pedophile in
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fact I'll put that up on Instagram this week you can see that do because I'm not
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sure I've even seen that yeah in fact the photo is of us with two the
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employees that wanted a photo with us and
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then wanted a photo or demanded to take
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a photo to put up somewhere yeah be remembered when you came back the photo
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I think was taken by a Disney Employee and it was us with a girl who worked
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there because I think she was like I got to get a photo with these guys that's
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funny see I bought myself uh it's not an Indiana Jones hat I'm not going to
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pretend it is and I got it from Patty's market for about 30 bucks but it is a
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hat that looks a bit like Indiana Jones's hat because I went to a fancy
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dress party at your house yeah dressed
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as Indiana Jones as I want to do uh a
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young Short Round by my side yeah that's right that's my thing but I didn't bring
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it with me when I moved over to AIA because I was like honestly when am I
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going to want to wear this right when first time [ __ ] well first jungle I
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was in I was like well this is a wasted opportunity exact I literally the jungle
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and uh in another hemisphere I've got a hat that would be perfect see I was
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thinking anytime I do yard work I could wear it my Indiana Jones hat I live in
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an apartment yeah I don't have I don't have a yard no I me you know you lived
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here as well that's right there's nothing there's a couple of pot plants
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on the balcony like it's not worth putting a hat on to go and water wear
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those hats when you water the pots come on I'll tell you what though this is a
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thing that annoys me uh is because I
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have for a very long time worn um not necessarily fedoras but those style hats
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yeah um I have I have one that's actually quite an expensive hat and I
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really like it except there's this stigma now where the the Fedora wearer
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is like is is like basically frowned upon and um almost discriminated against
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especially in the you know the the the internet themed world you know like the
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tech world as being you know one of those obnoxious mouth breedy atheists or
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U ists or you know and that half describes you exactly cuz I don't I mean
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I don't think I'm like that and I've been wearing these things for years I
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mean Luke still wears his he doesn't give a [ __ ] yeah but I don't know it
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just bugs me because every time I'm I'm out somewhere and someone make a joke
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about oh those bloody Fedora wearers and I'm there tip I tip my hat to them like
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yep yeah I don't know seems like come on guys we're not supposed we don't
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discriminate against anybody right just that's that's how the good guys do
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it anyway a # Fedora wearers lives
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matter # not all fedoras is not all Fedor is the name of
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this podcast yeah maybe it is hey I got some good news for you go on they've
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announced a game uh well it's not good news because you might have to spend
21:48
some money if you want it but uh there's a game that you've played and our
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listeners those of you who've subscribed to our newsletter which you all should
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uh will know that Dan played awful lot of civilization 5 yeah an awful how many
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hours do you reckon you've put in that game uh well according to uh according
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to when I looked last it was 200 and something but I reckon because I played
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on planes a lot and it doesn't clock you up when you're playing in offline mode
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so well in excess of 300 hours for sure there you go yeah well they've announced
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Civ 6 they sure have man they sure have and I am psyched take my [ __ ] money
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Sid take it can I say did you watch the trailer the announcement trailer yeah
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yeah I did so there's no footage all no it's just it's just kind of propaganda I
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guess yeah correct um but it appears to be narrated by Shawn Bean that's what I
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thought I is it Shawn Bean because I wondered how long they searched for
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someone who sounded like Shawn Bean the cheap sha Bean but they've probably got
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enough cash yeah well I mean My Hope Is that sha Bean narrates the game because
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generally there's they have someone welln the game like uh like Civ 4 was
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was deoy that was one of my favorites actually cuz was it yeah I've never
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played before I don't know who the Civ 5 narrator was off the top my head now
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that I I don't know either and I didn't know that it was somebody special or I
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would have Googled this before now Civ five narator William Morgan Shephard
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don't know who that is now Googling William Morgan shepher his three credits
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that come up in his Google uh box yeah his Google box elvir Mistress of the
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dark oh Max hroom right and uh Transformers the first one well they're
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all great references yeah that's fine by me well all right well hopefully Shawn Bean
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narrates this one um so I mean if he does spoilers he's going to die in the
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game because he will that's his thing but yeah hopefully he'll narrate the
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game because that' be cool that would be great it looks cool the graphics look a
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little cartoony they do they do which is cool cuz I I'm a big fan of the Civ
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Revolution the one that's on I played on the iPad oh sure I really liked it cuz
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it's it's like C it's just a bit simplified so it's good quick quick
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games on the go and everything like that and it kind of I don't know these new
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the new look kind of reminds me of that yeah also uh there's a list of
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improvements uh to it like cities being built over multiple tiles yeah that's
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awesome so that you can really customize you know if certain building your city
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needs to be next to a river or a mountain or something that sounds cool
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yeah sick you can double up units onto a single tile so that you can uh you can
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put an anti-tank troop around a tank yeah that's cool cuz C 5 you can't share
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Tiles at all right no you cannot you can
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share tiles with um great great people
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yeah right uh like me yeah mate you're a great person so I'm going to share my ti
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with you welcome aboard so you could put um you could put a
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great General on uh on the same tile as somebody but that's that's it yeah right
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it seems like with this you can come up with Combos and stuff that's cool you
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can that's great this comes out in October looks like I'm going to need a
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new laptop because P will not run on this because Civ 5 barely
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does yeah so I've already told my girlfriend uh not to expect to see me at
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night for quite some time on October cuz
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my my love is now C6 from this moment on so Faris fire AIS or however you
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pronounce it the company that makes them uh there's a sale on Steam for uh Civ 5
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at the moment so the expansions and all that kind of stuff yeah and I saw this
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on Reddit and it just made me laugh because I feel like I feel like this guy
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is just a bit unreasonable in his uh in how upset he is about this let me read
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you this post yeah on RIT right so this is this is all quotes in
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the flurry of excitement for civilization 6 civilization 5 is having
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its every few months 75% off everything deal however the somewhat insulting part
26:05
is this the complete edition costs $1250 more than the two main dlc's
26:10
combined and gives no extra copies of anything and no bundle discounts meaning
26:14
that when I bought the complete edition a while ago for the same price there is
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no price Advantage versus someone who just heard of the game
26:22
today what are everyone's thoughts on this on one hand you may view it as
26:26
buying later gives you more stuff but at the moment this policy prevents me from
26:29
buying the rest of the game as $1250 is not worth the few expansions I don't have
26:34
left I mean [ __ ] hell man $1250 just
26:38
pay the money sh SP $1250 on this dude I
26:42
know some people are so weird about like
26:46
$1250 is I mean unless I mean I don't know where this guy lives maybe I'm
26:50
maybe I'm like being a bit judgy but it's $1250 man just pay the [ __ ]
26:55
money it's fine I will buy if you [ __ ] write to me I will give you this
26:58
game because everyone should have it so if you're that one guy it's [ __ ]
27:04
coming your way email us with some proof somehow and we'll uh and we'll uh we'll
27:10
buy you the DLCs cuz I you told those this is like uh remember that we talked
27:14
it about a little while ago that person who bought a game loved it enjoyed it
27:18
and then was like wasn't very long though I might get a refund yeah cuz he
27:21
finished within the time now he even really agonized over it too and the
27:25
developers even came into the forums and said well look glad you enjoyed it and
27:29
if you did enjoy it so much maybe consider not taking your money back off
27:33
from us some people are so strange so yeah I just I saw this and it made me
27:37
laugh because I was like [ __ ] calm down man it's $1250 just what do you want I
27:42
consider buying S5 again just to know that I only paid 12250 also just the con
27:47
the idea that they sat around in a boardroom and they were like all right
27:51
we got to work out the fairest pricing for people who bought this combination
27:54
of DLCs and this comb like [ __ ] I don't care it's on sale buy it don't
27:58
yeah can't wait we have to talk about this briefly I just I saw this news
28:03
article and it confused me um because
28:07
apparently Star Trek Online is coming to Xbox One and PS4 and I read it and I was
28:14
like that game's still around yeah yeah I uh I'd forgotten this
28:19
was even a thing to be honest I thought this just went away like I guess people
28:26
must still be playing this um so now I'm like wondering if it was I
28:31
like in my head maybe I'm confusing it with the Star Trek the movie game which
28:35
was I know was awful right yeah maybe I got them confused because I I saw this
28:41
and I was like who would pay for this but maybe maybe this is a good game and
28:45
I just don't know about it you're going to check it out now aren't you well
28:50
maybe it depends if it cost me money maybe not but um but listeners if you've
28:53
played Star Trek online or if you play Star Trek Online uh let us know whether it's
28:58
[ __ ] or not yeah look I'd be interested to hear actually CU I mean I like Star
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Trek yeah and you like MMOs I like video games yeah yeah just I saw the headline
29:11
and I I did a double take because I was like wait what that game still exists I
29:15
thought that was a flop and um they mention here that hang on how was it six
29:19
six years so far it's been going for yeah since about 2010 right yeah so okay
29:25
yeah Color Me surprised yeah oh yeah I think maybe I got the games
29:30
confused or something yeah look speaking of games that i' kind of Forgotten
29:35
anyone even still played right uh and it's it's kind of my usual style to come
29:41
late to most parties right so now that everyone's a bit bored
29:47
and there's no hype around uh World of Warcraft oh yeah I decided I'd finally
29:54
sign up get myself an account yeah yeah I did I'll tell you I'll I have
30:00
something to add as well but continue well so I signed up to my
30:05
uh what is it blizzard yeah blizzard battle net battle net battle net yeah
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downloaded all that [ __ ] signed up did all that uh then tried to download the
30:17
game was promly told by my computer I'm too small I'm too small Don't Force It
30:23
in me um and I I had to I had to delete a whole bunch of [ __ ] of my quite small
30:29
hard drive before I could download it so I'm still stuck in
30:34
between task and the next no I haven't
30:37
no [ __ ] [ __ ] it's a and I still don't I still don't have that you can
30:44
install it to an external drive you have external drives I'm sure you do video
30:47
editing yeah I do uh and that's probably what I'll end up
30:51
doing yeah I probably because you wouldn't be playing it on the go anyway
30:55
because you got to be on the internet yeah exactly right yeah well it's a
30:58
that's a funny coincidence because as part of the you know the cleanup around
31:02
here I've got a bunch of external drivers I was going through them and I
31:04
found one that had backups of games and [ __ ] like that you know like that I
31:08
bought digitally and downloaded and the installers and stuff and I was like uh I
31:13
don't think I need these but I'm going to double check so I logged into a few
31:15
services and just made sure that yes I can redownload them if I need them and
31:19
blizzard was one of them because I I own Starcraft 2 and I Own World of Warcraft
31:24
and and Diablo I and Diablo 3 and a bunch of stuff yeah just don't don't
31:28
want to keep the installers lying around if I don't need to yeah so I logged in
31:32
uh and I'm looking at oh yeah I earn this I ear that and it's got World of
31:35
Warcraft and at some point like I know that I bought there's a bunch of
31:38
expansions for it many many expansions I don't even know what they all are I
31:41
bought the original game at some point near when it came out and then I bought
31:45
the first expansion the burning Crusade yeah and as far as I'm aware that's all
31:50
I ever paid for Mists of Pandaria no I never bought it okay uh however now when
31:56
I log in it's says that I own the full thing all the way up to Warlords of dror
32:02
or whatever it is and so I was like did did they just make them all free or did
32:08
I at some point get given them all or or what is the deal but the sneaky thing is
32:15
now I'm like God I want to play it again like well let's play
32:20
that all right if you're if you're going to play Imagine That imagine that in the
32:26
year 2016 we start playing World of
32:30
War I can think of one listener who's like [ __ ] you [ __ ]
32:35
you got and he's gonna tell me next weekend
32:40
yeah [ __ ] you now you
32:44
join yeah yeah so uh well I'll let you know if I eventually find enough hard
32:50
drive space to uh all right install this and if I get on and then you know and
32:55
maybe if we can find a time zone we find a time zone that suits after I move we
33:00
can continue to play yeah it's either going to make it easier or harder and
33:04
I'm not sure which one CU right now we're 2 to three hours away from each
33:08
other which is actually really irritating yeah I know but day for night
33:13
is a bit easier because maybe I'll be sitting at home bored while you're you know can't
33:19
sleep sure yeah yeah and it'll be the weekend here and it'll be my Friday
33:25
night yeah kind of thing yeah oh cool
33:29
World of Warcraft yeah why not it's free now I think
33:36
mostly yeah yeah it is it's totally free until you're like level level level 20 I
33:42
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of contacting us on Instagram and all that did you see the new Instagram
35:24
design yeah I did I did in fact I couldn't find Instagram for a bit yeah I
35:31
know what you mean because it didn't just change its logo a bit it completely
35:36
changed the style of the logo yeah it was a very it's a very big change it's
35:40
an odd change and I watched their little video that they posted about oh it's the
35:45
same old thing as we've taken the rainbow and I was like what rainbow and
35:49
I had to Google a picture of the old one and go oh yeah I guess up in the top
35:53
corner there's a tiny little Rainbow yeah no people don't like it which is
35:56
not surprising I don't give a [ __ ] make your logo whatever you want but you know
36:00
yeah no people are real mad about it um of course they are cuz it's the internet
36:04
uh people making fun of it I get not liking her but why be mad I know people
36:09
just I know who cares we made a little joke on Facebook changed our logo to be
36:15
the same as it I don't know if everyone got it very few people got it by by the
36:19
look of it I thought it was funny I thought it was funny y Jenna did it I
36:22
gave her a big thumbs up because I thought that was funny oh
36:25
Matt just keep your private life out of this oh sorry the app itself looks
36:30
completely different as well so I don't know I like the way that the app now
36:33
looks it's very clean yeah right oh yeah but you're a minimalist Dan that's true
36:38
you want less of everything oh it's true I do I imagine right now you're just sat
36:44
on a bean bag in a room with a laptop in your lap no I'm not even sitting not
36:48
even sitting standing oh you got a standing desk are you really no of
36:52
course not right hovering yeah yeah it's good no I need I need a two or three in
36:58
off my dick too before I can actually use
37:02
it nice it's funny because I I do like minimalism but I've never been called a
37:08
minimalist before which I like now I'm going to add that and minimalist to uh
37:13
to my bio to your Twitter bio yeah ironically making my bio two words
37:19
longer director minimalist is that what it says it's just going to say
37:23
minimalist Etc because I don't want that many words it's just minimalist
37:28
and then just one of those pipes of
37:34
course oh just minimalist with no nouns because you know because who needs
37:40
them um look not going super far from uh World of Warcraft sort of uh I just want
37:47
to give a little shout out to someone I want to give a shout out to the
37:51
recreationist who um [ __ ] speared a drone out of the sky MH at a Renaissance
37:57
Fair recently did was this a stunt or was this just his he just super into the
38:03
role and thought it was some kind of so if you watch the video basically uh
38:08
they're all there they're all dressed and they're all walking uh towards the
38:12
field where they're going to recreate this one particular battle medieval
38:16
battle um someone's taking some drone photography and this guy just takes it
38:22
upon himself to spear the thing out of the sky
38:28
[ __ ] hell yeah that's great well so he just got into the moment yeah he was
38:33
just well into it look I mean if you were in character right and you were at
38:38
a medieval fair and you saw a drone yeah right you'd think it was a demon
38:44
wouldn't you sure well I don't know what I'd think but yeah probably yeah you'd
38:48
yell demon and you'd spear it out of the sky that's what you I mean I'd be I'd be
38:53
a pretty different person in that situation but yes true I I like how they
38:57
said uh one of the organizers said the Lance was not a fighting weapon it has a
39:02
soften softened tip therefore the quadcopter was not destroyed it just
39:06
dropped to the ground making excuses now I like this too social media users
39:11
criticized The drone's Presence at the event which even bans participants from
39:14
wearing modern underwear get off they check you on the
39:19
way in show us what are you going under there nothing good good it's something
39:24
made of straw excellent good I love this though the Drone owner has said he has
39:30
spoken to organizers about the possibility of making drone spearing an official event next
39:36
year CU you know it's traditional traditional drone spearing but the owner
39:41
of the Drone said that yeah it's pretty cool that's the weirdest person in this
39:47
equation to start wanting that to happen with aerial devices standing in for
39:51
Dragons because he I guess he thinks Dragons Were Real yeah that's right yeah
39:58
yeah he's mixing this up with Game of Thrones exactly that's great though yeah
40:03
great shot yeah and and the thing is like if he had missed it it wouldn't
40:07
have been news of course yeah like man throws spear at drone is not a headline
40:13
but man's Spears drone out of sky is this reminds me of uh I don't know I
40:19
think we talked about this a case where the guy uh in southern us somewhere shot
40:26
down a drone that was his neighbor's drone it flew over into his yard and so
40:31
he shot it down to shoot it down if it's on my property and the judge was like
40:36
well shouldn't have been over his property and the car's like [ __ ] off
40:39
really yeah so yeah be careful guys H you'll be able to just call it the south
40:45
soon yeah which everyone knows when you say the South everyone knows you mean
40:49
Southern United States but it feels pretentious to say the South when you're
40:53
in Australia because it's like what South Australia yeah what yeah Melbourne Tasmania
40:58
Melbourne's not in South Australia no Melbourne's in no no I know think I was
41:02
thinking of them distinctly it is in the South because south of me is Melbourne
41:06
correct correct right now yeah hey uh you know my good friend Simon West I doo
41:12
Simon West director of uh Conair yeah and that commercially he made in Sydney
41:18
yeah like we work you mean we work together on Dan yeah sorry yeah your
41:22
your um collaboration yeah the ADT Home Security commercial I worked on with
41:28
Simon West haven't seen that Matt cuz I would actually like to see that oh I've
41:34
seen it it was on YouTube at one point I'll try and find it it's uh it had some
41:38
cool special effects we uh we set a house on fire right po right yeah yeah
41:44
yeah it was probably the coolest thing I worked on yeah we had fireman run out of
41:47
a burning building saving a dog the uh what's the company ADT the problem is
41:53
there's ads for ADT on the time all the time in America so I don't I don't know
41:57
if you'll find you could try ADT commercial Simon West that's what I'm
42:00
looking for and then you can look up arisp commercial Vim vendors to see the
42:05
commercial shoting told him to go [ __ ] himself get
42:11
[ __ ] you've got to tell story to preference this anyone who
42:17
doesn't know who VI vendes is he's a is a German New Wave filmaker because I
42:20
didn't know who he was he's incredibly famous but only if you watch a certain
42:24
type of film right yeah so I worked on a TV commercial with him I used to do
42:29
locations uh for TV commercials and if you don't know what that means I used to
42:32
go on find places for people to film and then when they filmed things I would be
42:37
there to kind of manage things and make sure everyone was happy and you know the
42:40
director got to put the camera where he wanted and the home owner got to stop
42:44
the director putting the camera where they didn't want him to put it basically
42:47
that was that was the gist of it that's a recipe for disaster but go on yeah it
42:51
was it was a nightmare um but Vim vendors in particular uh was shooting a
42:57
TV commercial he wanted to put the camera somewhere where the homeowner
43:01
didn't want him to put the camera and so it turned into a a bigger argument than
43:04
it really needed to be uh and I didn't know who he was like I didn't know that
43:10
he was as famous as he was sort of thing and uh and people seemed to be looking
43:15
at me like God just let him put the [ __ ] camera in the in the kitchen and
43:19
I was like no we can't put the [ __ ] camera in there they don't want they
43:22
don't want they don't want you in there and uh cuz that was your one job Matt
43:27
exactly that's what I was there for and they said Vim vendors wants to put the
43:31
camera in the kitchen and I said tell Vim vendor to go [ __ ]
43:36
himself and at the end of the day I got back to the office uh where my boss who
43:42
obviously did know who he was y was I walked in and he was clapping and he
43:48
goes tell Vim vendors to go [ __ ] himself
43:53
he that is so good that's that's great I actually met Vin Benders a few years
43:58
after that inter interviewed him for World movies Channel tell to go [ __ ]
44:03
himself like said I want you to go [ __ ] yourself Matt ham sends his regards now
44:10
look I don't know if he knows that I said that uh I kind of hope he did he
44:16
doesn't just in case I mean I'm probably not GNA work with him again uh [ __ ]
44:21
who would want to work with a prim like that no no exactly but anyway my point
44:25
was I worked with Simon West as well he directed Conair uh Tomb Raider one and
44:30
two won't talk about those exp That's right The Expendables um he does a lot of action
44:37
movies and he's directing a film now we set to direct a film that sounds [ __ ]
44:43
awesome yeah it's called
44:46
warwolf y it's set in 1356 after Decades of war between the French and English
44:52
armies with English Soldier Earl Hugo awarded the castle of his enemy the
44:56
French assassin Moshe but in the walls of the castle and the lands that
45:00
surround it someone has reawakened the loop de gear the Ferocious warwolf of
45:05
French Legend and the nightmarish creature is now on a killing spree [ __ ]
45:10
yeah I'd watch the [ __ ] out of that and there's a picture here I don't know if
45:13
this is official picture from the from the film this might be this might be a
45:18
wargan from World of Warcraft but it's a big [ __ ] wolf with a sword and armor
45:23
so and armor and I really hope yeah so maybe I'm getting excited for you know
45:29
over nothing basically if
45:32
He-Man and Dracula and a wolf all
45:36
stepped into a matter transmitter and were put back molecularly in the wrong
45:42
order this is what would come out and again I mean this could be unrelated
45:47
like true but the plot of this kind of reminds me of an old French movie called
45:52
Brotherhood of the wolf yeah have you seen that yeah yeah have it's directed
45:57
by Kristoff GES yeah it is it's about the uh the Beast of gavar which is a
46:04
true story is it though because I've seen it and I call [ __ ] on it well
46:08
it's one of those it's a movie true story in the it's based on the thing
46:11
that happened which wasn't quite what happened in the movie uh in real life
46:15
something was eating people in the movie it was it a l yeah yeah it was well it's
46:21
true that people thought there was a werewolf yes they thought there was a
46:24
beast yes I like that movie a lot actually yes great it's a weird combo of
46:29
kung fu and and uh French yeah French
46:33
provincial period drama yeah shot like an MTV Music Video yeah so it's it's
46:40
weird but I like that it worked for me it's got Monica Belushi in it and it's
46:44
got uh her husband what's his name Vin Cel you know they have an open
46:48
relationship and they each have an apartment in addition to their house
46:52
that each got a little apartment that they have for affairs
46:57
really yeah being married to Monica beluchi getting to hit that any time you
47:02
want and having her say to you grab something else you want to don't mind
47:05
see I'm not that into Monica Belushi I got to say yeah you know what I am into
47:10
yeah Ridley Scott however yeah him too not not the same way no I mean not I
47:15
don't mean you're not into him the same way I am no that's fine I mean neither
47:18
of us are into him the same way you're into Monica
47:21
Belushi I can I well we are in the sense that I've not been in her at all right but
47:27
because she's in an open relationship and this is a clumsy segue because I'm
47:32
going going you're going Direction I'm heading yeah yeah cuz you're looking in
47:36
the spreadsheet and you can see where I'm headed and where I'm headed is
47:39
through Blade Runner and I'm going to take a bit of a turn back towards Philip
47:43
K dick yeah and then I'm gonna say Brian Cranston from uh from Breaking Bad which
47:49
I haven't seen I've heard say Brian Cranston from Malcolm in the Middle then
47:53
Brian Cranston from Godzilla yes uh is going to produce and star in an
47:59
adaptation of uh electric dreams the world of Philip K dick yeah so I think
48:06
this is an anthology Series right right
48:09
so like um The Twilight Zone except
48:13
every episode is a Philip K dick novel right okay because I thought I I'm
48:20
sure the first time I saw something about this it said Do Androids Dream of
48:23
Electric Sheep but this this article could be one because as we know Blade
48:28
Runner takes a couple of things from that book but not a lot no it's Loosely
48:33
based on so that could be an episode yeah well so this sounds cool so they're
48:36
just making episodes of all his stories well look I don't know all I know is
48:41
that they call it a 10-part Anthology series and Anthology series normally
48:45
means that each episode is completely Standalone yeah right so it's being
48:50
produced uh executive produced I should say by Ronald D Moore uh who is the guy
48:56
behind Galactica the Remake oh cool so uh that's how you make a really cool
49:03
thing seem even cooler yeah is by put the show runner of my favorite [ __ ]
49:07
show in there what has he done since then good question Capra I assume and I
49:12
liked Capra I'm sad when they got canceled I liked it didn't see it
49:15
because I think I was holding out and then it got canceled and then I decided
49:18
not to watch something that I know had gotten cancelled so no it was dis it was
49:22
one of those disappointing cancellations where it was like ah it was going
49:25
somewhere yeah like Carnival oh God Carnival Carnival the most cruel
49:31
cancellation of all he'd written it he they shot two endings to Carnival
49:35
listeners if you haven't seen Carnaval go watch it it's great it's really slow
49:38
at first so some people struggle to get into it but it's it's so worth it I
49:42
think but there only two seasons and they thought they'd been renewed so they
49:47
they shot two endings because they thought oh we might get canceled and
49:50
they they they were like no no no it's being renewed being renewed so they
49:52
aired the ending where the story continued and then they got canceled
49:57
anyway yeah and so the ending is like
50:01
[ __ ] cff it's brutal the ending yeah no closure at all yeah just so what he's
50:07
done recently is a CV series called Outlander which I know is a British
50:12
series so I don't know this is probably a remake by the sounds of this right uh
50:17
about a woman who goes back in time to Medieval Scotland okay yeah I didn't I
50:21
didn't expect that to be the plot but fair enough fair enough there's one
50:26
other bit movie news that I wanted to talk about uh and only because I that's
50:30
not actually what this article is about technically but it uh when I read the
50:36
headline I went wait what um Thor
50:39
Ragnarok yeah is is being directed by
50:43
Tao wititi oh nice pronunciation is that how it's pronounced I have no idea but I
50:49
wasn't even attempted okay well he's the guy who directed and and starred in uh
50:53
what we do with shadows I know and I knew his name so I read the headline and
50:57
I was like wait he's directing Thor Ragnarok yeah like cu the only as far as I'm
51:03
aware the only thing I've seen of his is what we do in the shadows and I was like
51:07
what yeah me too and I love this he's
51:10
already he's tweeted at James gun right and said hey when you're making one of
51:16
those big movies how many explosions are you supposed to put in I have
51:20
one and then he followed up with and it's not so much an explosion more of a
51:24
boink sound so I'm excited uh by the way
51:30
James gun did reply and wrote 12 out 11 school buses full of kids exploding and
51:34
you'll be good people love that in superhero movies and I like pton Reed
51:37
who directed Ant-Man said and they're strict they didn't even count my Pim
51:41
Tech explosion because technically it's an
51:45
implosion oh yeah and then uh tiger says Ah got it thanks and do I have to put
51:50
that purple dude in the floating chair in my movie you know the magic glove
51:55
guy so I'm I'm excited about this now but I don't know I I don't know what to think
52:02
I mean obviously the guy's funny but and and also uh the other thing that I
52:06
learned from this article is that uh no Natalie Portman and no Cat Dennings in
52:10
this one look I'm okay with not having beautiful women who didn't really
52:13
contribute anything to the BL you know yeah sure especially Cat Dennings and I
52:18
really do like her but I just just throwing a wacky chick in there as a
52:23
comic relief is not really see I'm one of the few people who liked the Thor
52:26
movie a lot and I don't know if it's just because I was like how the [ __ ] are
52:29
they going to pull this off and then I watched like the first one and I was
52:32
like oh that worked and then I watched the second one I was like oh that was
52:35
actually really good so you know what I haven't seen the second one ah see I
52:38
really like it I know I don't think it was as liked by most as it was by me but
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you know I enjoyed it the art in it because it there's uh there's a lot of
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stuff in Asgard in Thor the Dark World and it reminds me a lot of Naboo from
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Star Wars except good and because and also cuz Nell there I guess yeah fair
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enough that's great so I enjoyed it but yeah so I'm interested to see this film
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I it cuz has he done action stuff before no no no no he hasn't definitely not
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well I mean they have people to take care of all that stuff I suppose yeah
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and actually usually the action stuff is done by the second year yeah so on every
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every big film except for uh Robert Rodriguez movies because he does it the
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opp the opposite way around most directors want to do like the character
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drama scenes and they get a second unit to go out and shoot explosions and stuff
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he likes explosions but he finds it boring to do the the expositional part
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so he gets his second unit to do those really yeah that's a thing I didn't know
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about Rodriguez yeah if you watch some of the some of the director's commentary
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it's not that they do that anymore but on some of the old uh films of his like
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Desperado they don't do that much now do they no they don't yeah okay that's
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interesting cuz I I mean I just assumed you know as a director you'd you'd want
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to be all over the film you know yeah you know what I mean
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well that's right the uh the other thing that I was reading this week about
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heroes of the super variety a Reddit user calculated that if Captain America
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was a real person and he actually was a soldier active during World War II
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Frozen for as long as he was and then still used in active service in modern
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day yeah that uh he would probably be
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entitled to backpay worth over $3 million right of course and uh there was a bit
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of speculation going back and forth so the US Army have officially released
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this statement if Captain Steve Rogers AKA Captain America were not a fictional
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character big caveat though and the circumstances surrounding his
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disappearance and Recovery actually real he may be entitled to receive backpay
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however a wide variety of variables would have taken would be taken into
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consideration to actually calculate the true amount of back pay to which he
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would be entitled to receive and he goes on to say that it would actually be
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quite a bit in excess of the $3 million that's awesome yeah yeah well I assume
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he's going to come out of the woodwork now yeah I would say so although and I
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haven't seen Civil War yet but apparently he gets up to some stuff in
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Civil War that would have uh gotten him a dishonorable discharge which would
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mean that he's no longer entitled to any any back pay that is own so possibly do
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you not get paid until you leave or something I know I don't know how the
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Army works that's surprising nobody yeah actually I don't know either in fact I
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didn't know that I didn't know how the Army worked until just now listeners
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write in podcast at multip ner gas.com and tell us how the Army works yeah if
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you're if you're in the Army right and you listen to the podcast please write
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in yeah if there's someone over in [ __ ] the Middle East somewhere
55:56
listening to us like while they're fighting please let us know my God I
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would love to think that because you know why I would love to do a tour out
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there like um Bob Hope you know just go and do a live show just for
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the troops just as [ __ ] being offensive I actually think our humor
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would probably go down pretty well in the Middle America you know what I mean
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which I assume is where all the American soldiers are from
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yeah you're probably right although I so my uncle right is uh or was in the Air
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Force for many many years for most of his career he's retired now and i' I've
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gotten a few stories out of him occasionally he doesn't tell stories but
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sometimes little bits of trivia will slip out like the other day we're
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chatting we're catching up talking about the fact that I live in Asia now and
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he's like oh yeah have you ever been over to the Middle East and uh you know
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Dubai or anywhere I said no no no I haven't gone yet uh I said have you ever
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been to Dubai he was like oh yeah I was a p there for a bit but like that's the
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only time I've been there and I was like what ex exactly he just dropped that
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into a conversation casually that anyway got to go bye yeah that's right sorry no
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time to uh give you any context to that no he was deployed there before the war
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broke out and then when the war broke out they detained all the uh I don't
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know what allies enemies yeah well I don't know how how to phrase it but
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how would they refer to them yeah that's right right yeah well I wanted to say
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Americans but uh yeah right he's not American but I assume everyone that goes
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and fights overseas is fighting for the Americans see I got told by somebody I'm
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not going to say who it was just in case this is the thing that I'm not supposed
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you know not supposed to know about or something like that but I mean maybe
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this is common knowledge I just didn't realize but I was told by somebody that
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they were involved in building in the Pacific Islands um building facilities
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to hold German soldiers during World War II and I was like we had German soldiers
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in the Pacific Islands yeah in World War I I didn't I didn't know that I'm not sure I knew
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that either I mean I'm no I'm no expert but I thought that's interesting yeah CU
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I just assume we don't we don't keep prisoners yeah cuz we're the we're the
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good guys AR well you have to keep prisoners because the Geneva Convention
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forbids you for executing anybody or harming anyone who surrendered to you
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wasn't suggesting we should no no I know I'm say what else you do with him
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no no no I know obviously it makes sense it's just I'd never thought about it and
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it was so it it confused me on multiple levels cuz I was like first of all we
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had we were keeping them prisoner as well and second of all like near here
58:45
yeah like that's weird I mean not that I was around no it wasn't weird and like
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we looked out and we saw him like that a bit weird just waving little kids in
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strip pajamas oh wait no that was J my I think we that
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anymore I took out the Jewish news from the from the r there was Jewish news
59:05
there was a man who got arrested because he Tau his dog to seek
59:11
H that's pretty funny that's apparently
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illegal he got arrested for got arrested for his dog was doing it hang onang on
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does he live in Germany I don't know because I P things in before read
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them I think that is probably illegal in Germany you got to be very careful true
59:33
you got to be very careful there it's probably totally fine in um Japan
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because uh according to them there wasn't a World War II so yeah it's fine
59:41
you talking about this Godzilla this is a judgment call Matt I'm going to leave
59:44
this up to you right okay of whether or not we talk about our closest neighbors
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Indonesia right okay your closest neighbors and mine local villages in
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Indo found floating down from the sky what they thought was an
1:00:02
angel it was actually a blowup sex toy um they dressed it in traditional
1:00:08
Muslim clothing included oh wow and they uh
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proceeded to worship it as their local
1:00:17
deity this true yeah this is true oh man
1:00:22
I've seen mult where did it come well that we don't know I mean I I assume
1:00:26
this is like a uh God's must be crazy type thing and it you know dropped out
1:00:30
of a plane or something why would you have this on a plane I don't know I see
1:00:34
a photo of it and I've actually they took it to mosque to do special prayers
1:00:38
for it I've clicked through to an Indonesian website yeah that I mean I
1:00:43
can't read it because it's obviously it's not in English but it's got
1:00:45
pictures and it does appear from the pictures to be legitimate yeah and
1:00:50
ridiculous I mean look they've my God that is that is madness
1:00:57
now listen if you can't see this and I
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don't see why you could um the the
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face isn't as overtly sexual as you
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might be expecting from a blur up doll no no it doesn't have a big open gaping
1:01:15
mouth for example the the doll in this in the photo where it's dressed kind of
1:01:21
is quite innocent looking it just looks like some sort of doll
1:01:26
but then you know there's a shot of them with it where it's not clothed it's got
1:01:32
these huge tits and a gaping vagina right you're clearly on a different
1:01:37
website to me how do I how do I get to this click
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through I'll post it uh where is I do click through to another article that
1:01:47
says uh click on that one I just paste it in all right and then have a look at
1:01:52
the photo of the top where they're posing with it
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like once it's covered up it's fine I don't know I mean I guess it kind of
1:02:01
looks like some kind of fertility
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Idol Oh god look as you say when it's
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dressed it's quite conservative I guess yeah well just just like a real woman
1:02:15
yeah I guess but take her clothes off and she's nothing more than a sexual
1:02:19
object oh we're going to get emails podcast at multip nerdgasm tocom oh God
1:02:25
is that what the vagina of a sex stll looks like yeah well obviously but I'm
1:02:30
not that well Luke's in a snaps of some earlier today earlier today actually you
1:02:35
know what I'm going to sizzle that a little bit uh listeners Luke's found
1:02:38
some fantastic new products for him to review if you enjoyed his review of the
1:02:42
um magic eightball butt plug I'm hoping he picked up one of those what do you
1:02:46
even call that thing that he sent us a picture of it was like a does it have a
1:02:49
name it was like a tiny tiny doll of a woman but with a normal sized vagina yeah yeah
1:02:56
like imagine it reminded me of the vinkle yeah right imagine listeners a
1:03:01
Fleshlight where the vagina bit of the Fleshlight is the size that it would
1:03:05
normally be but the handle is just a miniature woman who is and it's that
1:03:09
that's supposed to be her vagina that's what this thing looked like to me
1:03:15
yeah and if you're having trouble imagining that I don't blame you I
1:03:18
apologize that I made you do it meanwhile I've clicked through to a uh
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to an article called locals mistake sex do a fallen angel comma why it's not as
1:03:26
crazy as it sounds and this we've got this American social scientist who's
1:03:31
basically saying look in their culture if you see a naked woman you treat it
1:03:34
with respect and put clothes on it and that's what they
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did that's no it makes sense yeah yeah this is like and if they like these are
1:03:43
these are people who a are quite remote and B are very religious so they they
1:03:48
are not going to have seen or possibly even heard of a sex doll no no so where
1:03:54
did it come from made sense of this in the only way they could he found it
1:03:58
on a beach oh my God I'm there's pictures of a dude like taking it out
1:04:03
and [ __ ] so they know now do they or they
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they know now yes CU somebody reported it and the cops went out
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because I think the report came out um the body of a woman has fallen from the
1:04:18
sky uh and we're now worshiping it in our town square and the cops are like we
1:04:22
should probably send someone out that sounds suspicious yeah that doesn't
1:04:28
sound like the usual going on yeah I mean I I I made a call like that once
1:04:32
cops got here pretty quick that's right yeah um I'm just out here at uh South
1:04:39
penth and the body of a woman's falling out of the sky uh you know we're
1:04:42
worshiping it um but don't worry it was naked I've now clothed it and even
1:04:48
though this is a this is obviously an audio podcast I am making the universal
1:04:53
sign of the phone my thumb finger doing as well yeah holding it up to my I don't
1:04:57
know why I'm not even talking it's like you're the police
1:05:01
officer listening to me make this report Dan if I could have you full attention
1:05:05
please where you are we're sending a squad car to you immediately well thanks
1:05:08
if you want to save us some time you could handcuff yourself and sit on the
1:05:11
curve oh I have to take the handcuffs off her but all right that's all for
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