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COLD CUTS: Pugs Loves a Moan · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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  Speaker 6: In a few weeks. Yeah, then one day this one.
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  Speaker 5: Comes from anonymous female Anonymous, get a feelers. I'm a
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  Speaker 5: stay at home mum with three kids under seven, ruining
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  Speaker 5: me financially and emotionally at all times.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, how good is it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Away, shout out to all the parents out there, just
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  Speaker 7: all having it backbones.
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  Speaker 5: I yearn for five pm every day when my stud
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  Speaker 5: will come home and how with the household duties, maybe
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  Speaker 5: even occupy the kids, put on a little bit of dinner.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe. However, what she been doing all day?
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  Speaker 6: What has she been doing all do Why isn't she
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  Speaker 6: getting the dinner on the house? Should be sorted doing
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  Speaker 6: it when he gets home? What's job? Hang on, I'm
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  Speaker 6: not even joking.
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  Speaker 2: Hang on.
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  Speaker 5: However, he gets in the door and no less than
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  Speaker 5: five minutes later, says he's busting for the toilet. He's turtling,
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  Speaker 5: he can't wait. He then proceeds to spend about forty
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  Speaker 5: minutes on the toilet, and I suspect it's not all
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  Speaker 5: about the ablutions. He even has the cheek to send
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  Speaker 5: me a few tiktoks from his phone while he's in there.
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  Speaker 5: Am I missing something? What is he possibly doing in
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  Speaker 5: there for this long? And what is the best plan
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  Speaker 5: to confront him? Any advice please?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 7: If he comes home to a spotless house and the
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  Speaker 7: dinner's on the table mate, he won't be in the
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  Speaker 7: toilet at all.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it is.
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  Speaker 3: It is a crucial part of any man's life. That's
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  Speaker 3: taking it damp, isn't it. Well, it's my quiet time.
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  Speaker 3: It's time for just me.
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  Speaker 4: When do you hear it?
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  Speaker 7: Out?
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  Speaker 6: Time on the golf court.
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  Speaker 3: When I get to have a darry, do a bit
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  Speaker 3: of reading, catch up with a few things.
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  Speaker 6: Online, pay some bills.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I pay some bills. It's my quiet time, it's
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  Speaker 3: my meditative time. Yeah, and then I squeeze one out.
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  Speaker 2: And I feel like the world is an ordering.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, right, so that's your excuse.
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  Speaker 6: What are the kids here?
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  Speaker 7: There's three seven, Yeah, so a couple of them you
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  Speaker 7: would think would be at school. Yeah maybe, yeah, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: what's your advice to the mogie? Well, I'm just sort
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  Speaker 7: of thinking, well, yeah, if she's asking, I mean, the
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  Speaker 7: question she's asking is what's he doing on the he's
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  Speaker 7: avoiding you and his family?
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  Speaker 6: What he's doing.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe he's maybe he's got like it depends what he
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  Speaker 5: does for a living, though, because he might have one
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  Speaker 5: of those jobs where he's just had a guts for
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  Speaker 5: all day. He might be a teacher, he hates kids
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  Speaker 5: and just wants to sit down and back one out.
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  Speaker 6: And yeah, or pretend to pretend he's not going to
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  Speaker 6: dump at five.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds yeah, well exactly, it sounds like he's having
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  Speaker 3: an affair.
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  Speaker 6: I think he's having an affair, and he's.
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  Speaker 3: Actually secretly messaging some other person while he's in the
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  Speaker 3: two toilet.
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  Speaker 5: You don't think he's having the affair. In the toilet
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  Speaker 5: and they're sneaking in the window.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, they could be.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, expect So what you've got to do.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you want to be in a situation
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  Speaker 3: where you're making love to someone while taking it down.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, Jase, I don't think he's doing both. I
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  Speaker 5: think doing the poos is like a cover. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: then what he might do is they'll like make love
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  Speaker 5: and then she'll or he was escape out the window,
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  Speaker 5: and then he might just like rip aass flush the
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  Speaker 5: toilet and they'd be like, well, I don't go in
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  Speaker 5: there for a while.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice. Nice. But actually you make a
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  Speaker 6: really good point.
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  Speaker 3: No one that I've ever known, apart from Mogi, takes
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  Speaker 3: a dump at five.
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  Speaker 7: But it's the same reasons I'm trying to avoid you, guys.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just spending forty minutes away from you.
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  Speaker 2: I get that very unusual.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you've got to boot the door down
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  Speaker 5: and confront him. Yeah, I think so, and get.
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  Speaker 4: The kids around as well and film it.
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  Speaker 5: I think, why don't you hide in the toilet so
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  Speaker 5: that you can see what's going on? Yes, in the system,
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  Speaker 5: in the cistern or under the bath or kind of town.
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  Speaker 6: Well, if you've got a.
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  Speaker 5: So maybe you could hide on the towel rack and
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  Speaker 5: put a towel over you.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: But just imagine though, if we've got it totally wrong
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  Speaker 3: and he is doing a forty minute.
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  Speaker 6: Pooh every single day, Yeah, and.
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  Speaker 3: You're sitting there hiding under the towel on the towel rat, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and listening to him grunt one.
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  Speaker 9: Bulla racism alert, racism alert.
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  Speaker 5: Just before you get into things, Jace, we've had a
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  Speaker 5: request here on three four eight three because of your voice,
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  Speaker 5: can you please get Jas to say, don't let Plankton
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  Speaker 5: steal the Krabby paddy formula.
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  Speaker 3: Don't let Plankton steal the Krabby paddy formula.
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  Speaker 4: That's the one time his voice sounds okay, now can
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  Speaker 4: you go.
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  Speaker 6: Mister crabs.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, So we are going to Fiji. We're going to
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  Speaker 5: play golf, We're going to go stay at the beautiful
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  Speaker 5: Intercontinental Resort with flying Fiji aways. It's going to be
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  Speaker 5: an amazing long weekend of sand sun and hitting balls
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  Speaker 5: at sex.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was thinking sex. What was I thinking that?
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  Speaker 2: Because we're going to have sex?
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  Speaker 6: Save some sand and.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, hang on, is your partner coming? No?
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  Speaker 2: Should we go to the phone line?
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  Speaker 6: Shure man?
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  Speaker 2: What do you?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Dave?
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  Speaker 2: If you're met Barset, how's life Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Not bad?
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  Speaker 2: You yeah? Not bead mates? Not bad? What do you
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  Speaker 2: do for a crust, Dave?
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  Speaker 8: I'm a foighter.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you what.
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  Speaker 3: I used to be a firefighter back in the day, Dave.
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  Speaker 3: I was out in a place called on any Point.
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  Speaker 3: I was one of the volunteer firefighters. We get together
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  Speaker 3: every cheese daying get steamed.
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  Speaker 2: Lucky there was no fires when we were there.
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  Speaker 7: I think Joseph's mixing up between being a firefighter and
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  Speaker 7: fire truck in his beard when he got steamed.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Dave.
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  Speaker 5: Do you like it when people say, oh, I used
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  Speaker 5: to be a firefighter and tell real punishing stories about
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  Speaker 5: getting steamed?
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  Speaker 8: Very good?
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  Speaker 4: Do you like golf, Dave?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I love my goal on your mate, And if you're
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  Speaker 4: won and you came to mate, who do you bring?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I can technically, I'll probably do the
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  Speaker 4: old playoff for clean A cup of my golf mates.
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  Speaker 2: What handicap you're running there?
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  Speaker 10: Dave?
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: He's way out of the league. It's really getting him
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  Speaker 2: right now, all right. We don't want to make him
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  Speaker 2: make us look bad.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, Dave, you're in the draw mate, all right,
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  Speaker 5: puckson'll chuck in there right.
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  Speaker 2: On your mate? Good Michael, your man bars? And how's live? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Fellows?
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  Speaker 2: Doing you good? Man? Good? What do you do for
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  Speaker 2: a cross? Michael?
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  Speaker 9: Turner? Mate?
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  Speaker 6: Going casey? Ask him tick?
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  Speaker 4: That's welding's bogy?
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  Speaker 5: Just out of curiosity, Michael, do you prefer meg welding
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  Speaker 5: or tig welding?
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  Speaker 9: Mate?
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  Speaker 4: Yet?
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  Speaker 2: So when you're training to be a fit of Turner
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  Speaker 2: do you?
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  Speaker 9: Guy?
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  Speaker 2: You just get some stuff and you got is that fit? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Turn it.
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  Speaker 4: Literally made one hundred percent? Are you qualified?
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  Speaker 6: As Jose Well?
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  Speaker 3: I ast to a bit of fitting turning back in
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  Speaker 3: my day, just gazed around on a Tuesday night again.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was actually a volunteer turn a fit. Michael.
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  Speaker 4: Do you play golf?
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  Speaker 2: Mate?
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  Speaker 7: Very very badly?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: You're with we'll put you.
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  Speaker 6: In with Jackson.
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  Speaker 2: The price.
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  Speaker 6: Mate.
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  Speaker 4: Who would you take with you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to have to say my mate came here.
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  Speaker 3: She gave me the clubs that i'll play with.
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  Speaker 4: He wanted me to go along play with him.
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  Speaker 7: Two years of wearing clubs.
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  Speaker 4: So he gave me a seat.
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  Speaker 2: So good.
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  Speaker 6: What was his name, keml Emma ding Dong Camel indeed,
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  Speaker 6: oh the camel.
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  Speaker 3: You are good on you, Michael, Good luck, mate, Stay
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  Speaker 3: on the line and I'll Pug Sam look after you.
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  Speaker 2: Hate Keasy?
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  Speaker 4: What's up?
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  Speaker 2: What is a feeder and turner? What do they do? Seriously?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: So they take things, yes, and they fit them into
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  Speaker 5: tight spaces and just give them a turn.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So literally that's what? Okay? Oh an appeal jem
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  Speaker 2: Why not turn it out?
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  Speaker 5: Ike Sublime on Thehidocky Big Show thirty minutes past fourth
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  Speaker 5: Thursday Afternoon, Hoodie Jake Back Monday and Pugs Smoggi before
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  Speaker 5: we continue with the show, Pugs, I feel like I
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  Speaker 5: mentioned it earlier. It's an awkward vibe in here at
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  Speaker 5: the moment, and I feel like it was caused by
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  Speaker 5: the drive home last night. I feel like you hate me,
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  Speaker 5: you really hate Mogi and I feel like you might
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  Speaker 5: have a bone to pickle something to get off your chairs,
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  Speaker 5: am I right?
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  Speaker 9: Can I say this, I don't hate either of you.
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  Speaker 9: I have nothing but love for both of you and
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  Speaker 9: my heart point man, I do have a bone to
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  Speaker 9: pick though, I.
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  Speaker 2: Got a bowl.
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  Speaker 4: Did you hate MOGGI just then when you get to.
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  Speaker 6: The point that good man.
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  Speaker 4: Brother No.
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  Speaker 9: Obviously, big day yesterday, fantastic work from you both at
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  Speaker 9: the live show that we did on Mount Monganoi Beach
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  Speaker 9: in total of the year. I was celebrating the Black Clash.
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  Speaker 9: It was a big day, long day, long day two.
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  Speaker 9: We drove down and back in one day. I was driving,
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  Speaker 9: which was great. I love driving with you guys. It's
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  Speaker 9: always niceing already with the Fellas driving, I guess you're
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  Speaker 9: driving right by. Yeah, if you've got a bone to
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  Speaker 9: pick we can a bit later on.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 4: But obviously got back at about I think what was
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  Speaker 4: it like nine or ten or something like that after
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  Speaker 4: the show, and Chris you.
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  Speaker 9: Were very kind in offering me offering to help me
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  Speaker 9: pick up the gear from the car the broadcast tick.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you said, all right, leave it to me, Fellers,
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  Speaker 5: we'll see you later on And I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I can help you if you want.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You were like, you're like gear if you like yeah, right,
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  Speaker 4: all good.
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  Speaker 6: But I just sort of wondered.
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  Speaker 9: I was just kind of curious as to what or
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  Speaker 9: how you guys got a fairy growing up that cleans
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  Speaker 9: up all your rubbish when you eat food.
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  Speaker 4: And shit in the car.
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  Speaker 6: I don't eat shit in the car.
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  Speaker 9: Man, you might as well have list that you left
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  Speaker 9: behind your seco So is this everyone?
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  Speaker 4: Because I'm pretty SERI I'm pretty sure I took my
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  Speaker 4: rubbish out.
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  Speaker 6: Oh did you?
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  Speaker 9: Did you want me to run through? So obviously we
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  Speaker 9: made a couple of stops. We've got some food and
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  Speaker 9: stuff on the way back, as you do on any roads.
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  Speaker 9: Always an exciting opportunity, and we were lucky enough to
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  Speaker 9: get some Reburger at the broadcast.
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  Speaker 6: It was delicious.
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  Speaker 9: So I had a bit of rubbish left behind, standy
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  Speaker 9: kind of thing, and I got at the same time
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  Speaker 9: I got the gear. So that was a coke zero bottle,
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  Speaker 9: a gas station eg what do they say baking, an
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  Speaker 9: egg sandwich packet, and a Reburger fries box left there.
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  Speaker 9: Now pop over to Mogi's seat in the back back
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  Speaker 9: left there just a water bottle in there, just bottle
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  Speaker 9: sitting in there.
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  Speaker 4: And then also you're watching your towel, which.
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  Speaker 6: That was a mistake.
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  Speaker 4: That's your stuff.
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  Speaker 10: So when I was there, packs and I want you
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  Speaker 10: to know, I had my chip can packet. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 10: my Reburger chip packet. I had arms full of stuff.
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  Speaker 10: But I made sure that I grabbed that box. And
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  Speaker 10: also there was an empty Coca Cola in the back
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  Speaker 10: of the seat. Yeah, I made sure I grabbed that
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  Speaker 10: as well. Awesome, and take that with me because that
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  Speaker 10: was my that's my rubbish. The water bottle, I apologized, Well,
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  Speaker 10: that was meant to still be in my backpack this morning,
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  Speaker 10: so that was a drop as well.
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  Speaker 4: That's cool. I appreciate the explanation.
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  Speaker 6: There.
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  Speaker 9: Over in Jason's seat, guess everything gas station chicken sandwich packet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just sitting there on the floor by his feet,
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  Speaker 4: Is that all?
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  Speaker 9: And then we go over to keysy seat and the
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  Speaker 9: passenger seat there was a box of Reburger Cumua chips
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  Speaker 9: with a few left just for me, cress and a
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  Speaker 9: water bottle too, So I just yeah, I just wondered
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  Speaker 9: how I can get my hands on the fury that
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  Speaker 9: cleans up all your guys.
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  Speaker 5: Shit, Pugs, Yeah, you parked so close to the car
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  Speaker 5: next to us that I couldn't hop out, let alone
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  Speaker 5: do it whilst carrying rubber.
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  Speaker 6: So it's my fault for the part.
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  Speaker 4: So you said you wanted some Kuma fries. I said that,
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  Speaker 4: did I? You said you wanted You said, yeah, of
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  Speaker 4: those Kuma fries. I said years.
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  Speaker 9: I said that after sarcastically, because you yelled out to
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  Speaker 9: me from across the car bug after leaving your trash.
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  Speaker 4: And no, no, no no, you said you wanted the
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  Speaker 4: Koma froze. So that's why I left them the.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Wow. What are we going to
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  Speaker 6: do about it?
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  Speaker 5: Well, first of all, I think Pugs should go reset
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  Speaker 5: his license and learn to park a bit further away
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  Speaker 5: so people can hop out. I mean, look, seriously, mate,
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  Speaker 5: so what are we talking about?
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  Speaker 2: There?
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  Speaker 6: One packet of chips, yeah, in a water.
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  Speaker 9: Bottle and water bottles and a gas station sandwich. Ye,
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  Speaker 9: just packing up after you. Yeah, man, I also just
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  Speaker 9: had the broadcast gear to grab as well.
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  Speaker 2: Up.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, whiskey offer to help you at.
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  Speaker 4: The elevated door about a kilometer away.
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  Speaker 10: Honestly, man, it feels like you're getting the case of
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  Speaker 10: the woody jiz bots. I feel like you need a holiday, man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: because if that is bringing you to your knees, you
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  Speaker 10: need some recent time.
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  Speaker 6: You need a bit of pagsan time.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, man, thank you, that's all I needed.
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  Speaker 6: Chris, don't rent a.
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  Speaker 4: Car if you're going on holiday though. Yes, wait, let
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  Speaker 4: your missus drive.
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  Speaker 6: That's cool.
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