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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show December 2nd 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show eight seven foody phone numbers. You're calling
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  Speaker 1: in text us over to two two nine eighty seven.
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  Speaker 1: My name is whatdy? That is Greg Gory? Hi, what
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  Speaker 1: menace is here?
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  Speaker 2: What is that?
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  Speaker 1: What he got Gina grad Sea Bass? Yeah, we got
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  Speaker 1: Sammy Morgan is here? What phones are open? Eight seven
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  Speaker 1: seven forty four? What he like? You mentioned? You got
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  Speaker 1: the social media email email at the wood Show dot com.
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  Speaker 1: So many different ways to get ahold of us after
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  Speaker 1: ours voicemail which like after the show and before we
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  Speaker 1: get back to next day, you can always leave us
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  Speaker 1: what you got there. A lot of feedback on a
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  Speaker 1: lot of random things that we've had here on the
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  Speaker 1: show recently, for example, the Gina and Sea Bass men
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  Speaker 1: said debates we got. We got a lot of feedback
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  Speaker 1: on that.
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  Speaker 2: Hey what love big time giving me a call about
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  Speaker 2: this mensa debate going back and forth with Sea Bass
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  Speaker 2: and uh, Gina, My two cents is Sea Bass, if
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  Speaker 2: it is true that Gina was able to get in
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  Speaker 2: through this psychology way, and like minutes is saying it's
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  Speaker 2: a it's an issue, doesn't this just kind of take
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  Speaker 2: down mensa overall? If people can get into it any
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  Speaker 2: other way they want, or if they could sneak in,
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  Speaker 2: as you would say, or cheat their way in. I
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  Speaker 2: feel like that would take away from MENSA and make
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  Speaker 2: it so much that you wouldn't really be proud of it.
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  Speaker 2: But big time, very good.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good point.
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  Speaker 3: It does a good point.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I'm being vigilant about this sort of thing,
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  Speaker 4: because I know the high standards of MENSA. Yeah, folks
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  Speaker 4: are not familiar. It's the top of two percent of
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  Speaker 4: intelligences in the world roughly. And to the backstory, we're weird.
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  Speaker 1: That we all ended up on one show together.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And let the record show this is a one
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  Speaker 5: sided debate and has been since the beginning.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to make sure that I had some questions,
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  Speaker 3: that's that's all.
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  Speaker 1: For many years, Sea Bass was the lone MENSA member
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  Speaker 1: here on the show, and then his territory kind of
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  Speaker 1: got infringed upon that when Gina joined the show, we
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  Speaker 1: found out that she was also a member of a
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  Speaker 1: card carrying member of MENSA.
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  Speaker 3: Oh excellent, another excel individual.
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  Speaker 5: For Sea Bass, it's all about identity and it's very
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  Speaker 5: important for him to you know how he's always bagging
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  Speaker 5: on people like Oh, you're so special, You're so unique
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  Speaker 5: for ABC and D. But this is the thing that
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  Speaker 5: I think Sea Bess has said, you know, makes him
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  Speaker 5: special and unique?
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  Speaker 1: Would that be?
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  Speaker 3: That's sound there?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, weout spending the entire segment on this.
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  Speaker 1: We'll move on to some of the other after hours
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  Speaker 1: voicemails eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, it came up,
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  Speaker 1: but I believe it was Greg why gay men want
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  Speaker 1: to give mouth parties more than women? Well that was that?
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  Speaker 1: Was that from you?
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  Speaker 6: It sounds seculiar, but yeah, well me, the answer seems
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  Speaker 6: pretty obvious.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, well it came up because I was doing that
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  Speaker 7: thing a gay pride, and like random guys were just
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  Speaker 7: interrupting the interview that I was doing just to offer
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  Speaker 7: it to guys that they don't even know because.
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  Speaker 1: They're such sweeties. Yeah, I mean Gina will take any
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  Speaker 1: excuse that she can get to not Yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: it seems.
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  Speaker 5: Much easier, don't get me wrong, is it. Yeah, Well
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  Speaker 5: it depends the sizes of her much for me, your husband,
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. Like, it's it's still a job.
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  Speaker 5: They don't call it a job for nothing, but it's easier.
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  Speaker 8: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean women even still way easier than guys giving
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  Speaker 1: oral Yeah, y'all are more complicated, take longer.
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  Speaker 5: Billion dollars and for a billion reasons.
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  Speaker 9: I would not give a.
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  Speaker 1: Talk about it instant route.
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  Speaker 9: Not a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think i'd be good at.
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  Speaker 1: So we got it after hours voicemail. She has her
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  Speaker 1: opinion on HI.
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  Speaker 10: I am a longtime listener, and I listened every Morning
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  Speaker 10: Life as much as possible, But then I listened to
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  Speaker 10: the full podcast after just in case I miss anything,
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  Speaker 10: and I wanted to call about the segment that Menace
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  Speaker 10: did in Palm Spring and Palm Springs for s Mary
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  Speaker 10: Kill when the kind of gentleman came up and offered
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  Speaker 10: to give the mouth party, and it was asked amongst
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  Speaker 10: the team white common for gay gentlemen to really want
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  Speaker 10: to give them. I wanted to offer my thoughts as
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  Speaker 10: a mainly straight female that has also enjoyed that also
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  Speaker 10: enjoys giving mouth parties, and that has also tested the
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  Speaker 10: ladypool a few times myself purse off as women. Now,
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  Speaker 10: this is a shock that we overthink everything, making an
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  Speaker 10: easy mouth party transaction more difficult than what it is,
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  Speaker 10: but when giving a mouth party to a guy, it's
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  Speaker 10: kind of like a game. You feel like you are
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  Speaker 10: better at the game the faster you can complete it,
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  Speaker 10: and you get an actual physical prize of ribbons you
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  Speaker 10: sound like you would like to say. And with a female,
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  Speaker 10: it's more like a puzzle, like what see Best was saying.
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  Speaker 10: You have to do things just right to unlock the puzzle,
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  Speaker 10: and you don't necessarily get a physical prize, but you
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  Speaker 10: get more of a verbal job well done. I think
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  Speaker 10: many people can agree that getting a physical prize is
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  Speaker 10: a a lot more satisfying than a verbal job well done.
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  Speaker 10: And when you take away the overthinking that us women
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  Speaker 10: tend to do, uh, then uh, it's pretty easy to
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  Speaker 10: want to just give those mouth parties. So I think
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  Speaker 10: that is why it is so easy for a gay
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  Speaker 10: man to just go up to another another gentleman during
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  Speaker 10: those street bears and offer his services. Thank you for listening,
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  Speaker 10: and I look forward to listening to you guys tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 1: You put so much thought of it. She took it
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  Speaker 1: very seriously. Yeah, it was great. It's like when they
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  Speaker 1: ask in the beauty pageants she kind of answered and
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  Speaker 1: so forth, such as.
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  Speaker 3: The women in general and.
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  Speaker 6: In general, and then you have that thing in your
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  Speaker 6: when you know, in real life and in the movies,
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  Speaker 6: when you say like, oh yeah, you like that, don't you.
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  Speaker 6: It's kind of like you're getting reinforcement for doing a
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  Speaker 6: good job. You want to say you like that.
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  Speaker 9: It's like a good job.
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  Speaker 6: You gave them that pleasure and it's exciting and boil
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  Speaker 6: boy Morgan. Let me tell you, we got a lot
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  Speaker 6: of feedback on your news that you sold your dirty
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  Speaker 6: gym socks.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, I'm just trying to make the people happy.
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  Speaker 1: To some foot freak, and you're doing it. You know,
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  Speaker 1: did you set up your website yet?
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  Speaker 11: No?
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  Speaker 9: But I have made a few more sales.
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  Speaker 12: No, there we go.
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  Speaker 1: And supply good. Right, So like, did you raise your price?
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  Speaker 9: I did? It's fifty dollars Oh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: You know what was the shipping costing? Too much money?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah? And this workout Warren socks?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean I've had other requests, but yes.
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  Speaker 1: And so it's just socks.
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  Speaker 9: Just socks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's allowing, but she said the other time, I.
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  Speaker 9: Do anything, but I haven't gotten paid for those things.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as the.
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  Speaker 9: Money comes through, I'll let you know but as a
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  Speaker 9: smart business woman, you know I can't on it before
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  Speaker 9: the sales done, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they say the best businesses are started from a
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  Speaker 1: card table in your living room. Yeah, you're Jeff Bezos.
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  Speaker 9: So shout out to front freaks.
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  Speaker 8: You know.
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  Speaker 9: I have a new appreciation for y'all.
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  Speaker 3: Sad that we have that many that listen, dude, you're
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  Speaker 3: going to have that.
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  Speaker 9: You know, in no time who would have thought socks
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  Speaker 9: would have done it?
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  Speaker 3: You buy cheaper socks.
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  Speaker 9: I do low overhead, I really do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So should I recommend squarespace or shopify dot com.
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  Speaker 9: For your Which one do you recommend?
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  Speaker 1: I would do squarreespace.
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  Speaker 9: You've only used weebly. Do you know what that is?
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  Speaker 3: Never heard of? That that's built into a lot of platforms.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: I use it in college to make a website.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, squarespace way easier. Here's it after ours voicemail
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  Speaker 1: about your socks and brad stuff.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I just want to let for sure I would
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  Speaker 8: pay one hundred and thirty dollars for sogs, but if
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  Speaker 8: her bra is open on the channel, I'll pay like
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  Speaker 8: maybe two hundred d Like she has a big market
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  Speaker 8: that she could do. I mean I am a foot person.
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  Speaker 8: But also I don't like stinky d I like well
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  Speaker 8: kept peat. But yeah, man, I mean I'll pay her
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  Speaker 8: one hundred and thirty dollars a week to send me
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  Speaker 8: a parasawk league.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'm here a week more.
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  Speaker 7: Number.
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  Speaker 1: This is amazing.
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  Speaker 10: God get made of money.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care correct the budgets for this tough life.
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  Speaker 1: Well right, people spend on. I know people want to
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  Speaker 1: throw money at you. Easy, okay, look jealous.
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  Speaker 9: Oh your life is changing a day, guys, even don't
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  Speaker 9: give up.
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  Speaker 1: Here's another after hours voicemail eight seven seven four four.
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  Speaker 13: Hey, Woody show, it's brand and I just wanted to
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  Speaker 13: say thank you guys. You guys don't know how much
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  Speaker 13: you mean to so many people. It was a while back.
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  Speaker 13: I was just having a terrible day, just miserable, just
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  Speaker 13: feeling really crappy about my life. Started driving home from
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  Speaker 13: work and Woody, you started doing this song about love
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  Speaker 13: boat and Sammy and steamboat.
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  Speaker 11: Willie and for how crummy and terrible of a day
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  Speaker 11: I was having, I was almost crying, laughing, and just
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  Speaker 11: immediately it was like I got to play list for
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  Speaker 11: my wife. She thought it was immature, but I thought
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  Speaker 11: it was hysterical. Just think you guys, You guys are
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  Speaker 11: just so great that you bring life to so many
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  Speaker 11: people's lives that are sometimes having a really rough time,
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  Speaker 11: and just really wanted.
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  Speaker 13: It to say thank you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Sube so nice. A lot of good after hours voicemails.
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  Speaker 1: I like it anytime, if you're listening to the podcast
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  Speaker 1: or after the show, you can always leave yours there
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven forty four. Of course text during the show,
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  Speaker 1: we get those, and Greg he likes to respond to those.
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  Speaker 1: And the Greg Gory inventory applies to text messages. We
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  Speaker 1: haven't done those in a little while, but we have
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  Speaker 1: a round coming up for you next. So these are
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  Speaker 1: real replies. Days are gonna get ruined, Yeah, because every
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  Speaker 1: people get it's it's so they get so dumb and
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  Speaker 1: worked up over stuff, whether it's you know, Morgan and
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  Speaker 1: selling her yeahs selling her socks like they get like
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  Speaker 1: so put off by you know whatever or whatever the
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  Speaker 1: other conversation might be, and they send like some stupid
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  Speaker 1: text message I supposed to just changing the station, huh.
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  Speaker 1: And then every once in a while Greg will get
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  Speaker 1: really proud of himself, that's right, and he crafts he's
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  Speaker 1: super because it's just so polar opposite of Greg's natural personalities.
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  Speaker 1: He's usually all like fancy and proper. I cry, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like something like from myself or menace expected Yeah that
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  Speaker 1: yeah it might be yeah, you know like you would
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  Speaker 1: expect right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah about that?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Sor it's like what I got him off guard there?
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, so Greg has cracked these replies. He's gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a couple of options for us, and then he'll
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  Speaker 1: send those text messages back to these jag offs that
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  Speaker 1: send these text messages in trying to ruin our day.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, about to get is about to get this struck? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So Greg's inventory applies to text messages coming up next
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  Speaker 1: to her in the Woody show hanging all right, So not
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  Speaker 1: not everybody, uh not everybody loves the show or some
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  Speaker 1: some people, uh, some people aren't fans. Well here this one,
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  Speaker 1: this one, this one is a.
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  Speaker 12: Fan show, Sarah. I drive a tow truck for a living,
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  Speaker 12: and so I listened to your show every single day.
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  Speaker 12: I usually catch it on the podcast. I'm in and
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  Speaker 12: out of the truck, and so that's her. I can
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  Speaker 12: pause the podcast, as I can't pause the live radio.
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  Speaker 12: But I was just going through and listening to some
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  Speaker 12: of your older podcasts and people just call in and
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  Speaker 12: they just like to complain about you guys. A lot
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  Speaker 12: of menus, hate a lot of'm just like some crap.
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  Speaker 12: And it's like, I love all of you. I love
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  Speaker 12: all of you individually for who you.
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  Speaker 8: Are as a person.
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  Speaker 12: Woodis the glue that holds everybody together. Greg with the
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  Speaker 12: foujie side of things, with his wine and his caviare
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  Speaker 12: and his epty crackers. And then Gina. Oh, I love Gina.
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  Speaker 1: Gina.
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  Speaker 12: It's such a good chef's kits addition to the show.
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  Speaker 12: She's wonderful, She's hilarious. She's a little loud, but hey,
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  Speaker 12: who cares, that's fine, Sammy. I love her. She's adorable
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  Speaker 12: with her crocheting and her wanting to stay home and
• 12:43
  Speaker 12: watch the Hallmark Channel. I love her. She's so so,
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  Speaker 12: so stinking cute. I put her in my pocket, you
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  Speaker 12: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 10: Uh?
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  Speaker 12: Menace, hilarious, You're so dumb, and it's so great, poor
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  Speaker 12: thing I get.
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  Speaker 8: I get such good laughs out of you just trying
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  Speaker 8: to talk.
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  Speaker 12: He's pore much see that. Obviously you're an a hole,
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  Speaker 12: But You're a funny a hole, and you know what,
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  Speaker 12: you bring good content to the show. So even you,
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  Speaker 12: I love you just.
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  Speaker 2: For being you.
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  Speaker 12: And then all the behind the scenes guys, the Borts,
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  Speaker 12: the Mengis, the Morgans, Oh I love Morgan, Oh my God,
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  Speaker 12: touch me in the face, girl, I love you, Bond,
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  Speaker 12: can't forget Bond. I just I love all of you,
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  Speaker 12: And honestly, listening to the older episodes, it's kind of
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  Speaker 12: kind of a bummer because I'm listening to shows from
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  Speaker 12: like twenty two, so it's pre Sammy, pre Morgan, pre Dina,
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  Speaker 12: pre a lot of you, honestly, and it just doesn't
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  Speaker 12: hit the thing. So I just want to say, I
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  Speaker 12: love you, guys. The show is going in an awesome direction.
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  Speaker 12: I love all the stuff you guys have been putting
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  Speaker 12: out lately, and I love all of you as people
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  Speaker 12: and anyways, all in me love keeping fighting right.
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  Speaker 1: Which is funny because then I heard that voicemail and
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  Speaker 1: then within a couple of minutes I saw this text.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all sound like a bunch of sorority susies. This is
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: what happens when you put more chicks in the mix.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show is gone. Lame. I hope it picks up.
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  Speaker 1: I sense the show is going for a younger, possibly
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  Speaker 1: stupider audience. Too bad, you're turning off a lot of listeners.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of the rehearsed segments. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what that means, building to everybody talking over each other.
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  Speaker 1: Your longtime listeners are a lot smarter than you know.
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  Speaker 1: There are too many females chiming in. It spoils the broth.
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  Speaker 1: The guys are more interesting and funny. Well, I just
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  Speaker 1: missed the old show. It was spontaneous and real, without
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  Speaker 1: a lot of tampon talk.
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  Speaker 3: That comes from you guys.
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  Speaker 1: F Yi, curiosity, all the guys very funny. Menace and
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  Speaker 1: Woody let out some great comments. Side splitting anyway, Good
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  Speaker 1: luck with it.
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  Speaker 5: All, Thank you, thank you. Why is it whenever somebody
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  Speaker 5: has a negative comment they have to prot and that
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  Speaker 5: they speak for the masses. But if somebody says something nice,
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  Speaker 5: it's like, I really.
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  Speaker 1: Like this, doesn't friends? Thank you? Guys rule exactly? It's
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  Speaker 1: never that. All right, Well, we get good, we get bad.
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  Speaker 1: Greg likes to have fun with these these piffy I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's the hope, right, the hope the ones I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what singers because it's just something. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: one just hits Greg a certain way, and these are
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  Speaker 1: the ones that he selects for around a Greg Gory's
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  Speaker 1: immature replies to text messages, real text messages sent into
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  Speaker 1: the Woodie Show and now real replies, right.
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  Speaker 6: And for me, it's what it's just the idea of
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  Speaker 6: it that cracks me up. Yeah, if you make a
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  Speaker 6: complaint to let's say a company or a store, or
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: you know some sort of sales type DG. You imagine
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  Speaker 6: if you bought something at Macy's, you had some feedback
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  Speaker 6: and then you got something like this.
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  Speaker 1: About your mom's box, right, And I think about that.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I find funny. Yeah, So Gregy he'll read
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  Speaker 1: the text that that came in, and then he's got
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  Speaker 1: a couple of different replies that he's considering, and then
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  Speaker 1: we can all make a decision together which one ruins
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  Speaker 1: the person's day.
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  Speaker 6: Right today, we have three options for each of the
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  Speaker 6: two texts. So the first one is from the four
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  Speaker 6: one two. I think maybe Sea Best sent this in
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  Speaker 6: It says that segment Friday Oki effing sucks. You need
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: to leave the singing two professionals, stop singing songs. You're
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  Speaker 6: not a band.
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  Speaker 9: But I thought that's what karaoke is.
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  Speaker 6: Apparently, I mean I did not send that in, but
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  Speaker 6: he's mostly right. That's true. That segment, Friday Oki Evan sucks.
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  Speaker 6: You need to leave the singing two professionals, stop singing songs.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: You're not a band.
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: How about telling your mom to stop shining poles, she's
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: not a sailor. Or how about Friday Oki has nothing
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: to do with you being conceived by a mom who
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: charges by the hour and a daddy got invoice. Or
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: how about right, just so we're clear, bitch, you want
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: our wings Just so we're clear, bitch, you want our
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: mouths to be what your mom's legs never are.
• 17:16
  Speaker 11: Close.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's three.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Give me one again.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: One was tell your mom to stop shining poles, she's
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: not a sailor.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah three. Yeah, that one didn't hit me at all either.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I was very upset about that one. This is good, Okay,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: So we're going three, right, Yeah, getting.
• 17:39
  Speaker 9: From I know we're not.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: Talking about your mom and her legs, okay, said.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: One day Rue, Yeah, one day Rod.
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: This person's mad at us for you know, time off
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: the four six three. My wife and I got one
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: day off for Thanksgiving and you guys got a week.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: We work harder in one week than you.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Do all year. Must be nice, gougeye douchebags. Wow, yeah, geez,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: you just got served. All right?
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: So option A, you know it doesn't have to work
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: hard at all, your jocks drop? Or how about you
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: know what has to work overtime your wife's spanks and vibrator.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Or how about.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Let's all hope that ivermectin works on your mom's pubic life.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: No, right, that's really good. All right, so I need
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: to hear all three again.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: All right, you know it doesn't have to work hard
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: at all your jocks. I know it has to work
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: overtime your wife's spanks and vibrator, or let's all hope
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: ivermectin does work on your mom's pubic.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Lines one and I'll tell you why, because it's directed
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: at them, that's true.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: But the addition of the spanks just killed me because
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: their text was about them and reply to them special.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: And I know because you said my wife and I,
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: oh wait, that was very heteronormative.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: She can't have a wife.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Text?
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I text the complaint for my heteronormative yeah comment.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it'll make the next round of not Cool
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Cross Road.
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: I know what doesn't have to work hard at a All? Okay,
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: I got a little water.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's a that's another day ruin. Great, thank you
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Gregory's text message.
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I good.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: It's a team effort around here. I like dat. All right,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break more. What the show
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: is next? Hego, thanks, stop.
• 20:08
  Speaker 12: To hear it the first time the show.
• 20:10
  Speaker 13: We'll be right back