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Chris Franjola, Epstein, Wicked Press and Gay Clubs · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Saturday morning, and the house is playing its greatest hits.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Well,
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  Speaker 3: the week just keeps getting better because I have your
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  Speaker 3: favorite daddy. Blue-eyed, sparkling smile, former model, dedicated father and husband,
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  Speaker 3: funny man, star of Cover to Cover podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 3: Touring headlining comedian.
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Instagram stories aficionado.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. Thank you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Killing it in all categories. Welcome back to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: Chris Franjola.
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  Speaker 4: Excited to be here in the house. Not Burbank. I
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  Speaker 4: love it.
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  Speaker 3: I love that you come to the house. It makes
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  Speaker 3: my life nice too.
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  Speaker 4: It's nice to come out here. Thank you for having
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  Speaker 4: me here. Let's get into it. Let's get into it.
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  Speaker 3: So much to get into it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I was at the MGM Grand this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Where you've performed many times.
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  Speaker 4: I performed at the Brad Garrett Comedy Club. Yeah, with
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  Speaker 4: my friend Brad Garrett.
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  Speaker 3: Our show was after David Copperfield. So they were nice
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  Speaker 3: enough to let us go to David Copperfield on Sunday night.
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  Speaker 3: And it's... A show. You got to go. You just
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  Speaker 3: have to go. You have to see it.
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  Speaker 4: David Copperfield, illusionist, magician, legend, Vegas legend.
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  Speaker 3: It's called the David Copperfield Theater.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I think, I mean, maybe there was a theater,
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  Speaker 3: maybe they had something going on there before. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know how long he's been there, but I think, you know,
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  Speaker 3: he designed the theater to create these illusions. And there
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  Speaker 3: are three amazing jaw-dropping moments. Anyway, we got to go
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  Speaker 3: backstage and meet him after, do a special illusion with
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  Speaker 3: a couple other special people. Very fun. So my BravoCon
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  Speaker 3: recap was on Tuesday's show with Brandon and Julie. I'll
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  Speaker 3: do more that has happened on the Friday Patreon. that
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  Speaker 3: I saved specifically. But it was a super fun Vegas weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Good. Great meals. How was Vegas? Still got it? Still
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  Speaker 4: out there? Still fun?
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  Speaker 3: Drake was like, why are people saying that it's dead?
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  Speaker 3: It was so fucking crowded.
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  Speaker 4: I thought the same thing when I was there a
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  Speaker 4: few weeks ago. I was like, it seems there's more
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  Speaker 4: crowded than ever. But I think on a second, Tuesdays
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  Speaker 4: and Wednesdays, I think, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we were there from Thursday to, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: and they said BravoCon is not a big deal. Like
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  Speaker 3: the MGM ground is like, what? What is it? So
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  Speaker 3: it wasn't like there were so many people, but there's
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  Speaker 3: just so many other things going on. The F1 was
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  Speaker 3: coming this week. You walked down on the floor of
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  Speaker 3: the MGM and it was bustling.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And you went to a club.
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  Speaker 3: We went to the Hakkasan Club, which was so freaking fun.
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  Speaker 4: Now, sparklers and all that?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I saw sparklers. I mean, Chris, you would
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  Speaker 3: have loved it.
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  Speaker 4: I was very jealous when I saw the sparklers.
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  Speaker 3: Next time we do a show there, I will make
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  Speaker 3: sure you come. that you're performing with me and that
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  Speaker 3: we get the experience. Because also the DJ was great,
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  Speaker 3: like played music. You would know every song was Kyle
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  Speaker 3: Cook from Summer House. He was very good. So it
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  Speaker 3: was just two hours of just fun. The show was over.
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  Speaker 4: I was happy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Good.
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  Speaker 3: So it was all fun.
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  Speaker 4: Now, who's hanging out in Hakkasan on, like, was it
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  Speaker 4: Saturday night? Saturday night?
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  Speaker 3: This was Friday night.
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  Speaker 4: Is it, like, 21-year-old people or is it what goes
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  Speaker 4: on in a club in Vegas? I mean, I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Really see it because I was looking down at the people.
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  Speaker 4: Sure. As you should be.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, there was a mix of people
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  Speaker 3: that were, like, the women from the BravoCon weekend that, like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, wanted to go see Kyle. And then there
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  Speaker 3: was a mix of guys and girls and gays. Like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. At least happy people. Just happy, fun, cool.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone looked stylish.
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  Speaker 4: I love it. I love it.
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  Speaker 3: And it was, it was fun, but you brought up
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  Speaker 3: something and I go save it for the show.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, I wanted to bring up something I've been noticing lately.
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  Speaker 4: And I noticed that I was getting that Bravo con
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  Speaker 4: stuff in my feed for whatever reason. And I love annoying,
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  Speaker 4: whatever you want to call it, but there seems to
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  Speaker 4: be a, uh, a tide of, of, of straight older men.
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  Speaker 4: There must be an agent or a manager, someone here
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  Speaker 4: in LA who is telling these guys to pivot towards
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  Speaker 4: like a Bravo love or a Real Housewives love in
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  Speaker 4: order to, I don't know, get a career resurgence or something.
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  Speaker 4: Like a Jerry O'Connell, Michael Rapaport. There's quite a few
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  Speaker 4: of them.
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  Speaker 3: They kind of have been in the mix for a while.
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  Speaker 4: I understand. Yes, but... But now.
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  Speaker 3: There's a ton. And listen, everyone can enjoy it, make
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  Speaker 3: their money, whatever. But yeah, it's a show about housewives.
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  Speaker 3: And it is becoming... more and more men, I don't
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  Speaker 3: care what your sexuality is, commenting on women, their bodies,
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  Speaker 3: their looks, you know, what they say, what they should do,
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  Speaker 3: if they're a good parent or not. And it just,
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  Speaker 3: you know, it is our culture. Our culture is female women.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like, Yeah, as someone who's been talking about
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  Speaker 3: it since the very first, you were the first Andy
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  Speaker 3: Cohen parody.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. Oh, God, way back on Chelsea Lately.
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  Speaker 3: You did Andy Cohen when we did the second reunion.
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  Speaker 4: Of New Jersey. I wasn't playing, in my defense, I
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  Speaker 4: wasn't playing Andy Cohen.
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  Speaker 3: You were just playing a host. to comment or by
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  Speaker 3: Bravo to do panels or do anything like that.
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  Speaker 4: Right. I mean, if I have to see Jerry O'Connell
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  Speaker 4: jumping around one more time about, I don't know, somebody
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  Speaker 4: on Real Housewives of who gives a shit. And I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, this is a straight man. I get it,
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  Speaker 4: but I find it to be a little annoying. It's
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  Speaker 4: a little annoying.
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  Speaker 3: There's a little bit of like, can we have one thing? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Can we just have one thing? That's ours that we've
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  Speaker 3: cultivated for years. The people that have been doing it
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  Speaker 3: for a long time, the same time, you know, it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone can do it, but maybe don't put those people
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  Speaker 3: at the top of the pyramid to talk about it. Um,
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  Speaker 3: because they're insensitive. They say awful things about single mothers
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  Speaker 3: and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: And it's like, You remember, for many years, still going
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  Speaker 4: on actually to this day, anytime there was a female
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  Speaker 4: sideline reporter in the NFL or anything, you know, oh,
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  Speaker 4: how dare they get these women don't belong down there, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 4: So now you guys need to start a whole campaign
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  Speaker 4: to get rid of Jerry O'Connell and Michael Rappaport from
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  Speaker 4: that world.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, here's the thing. You know, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know a lot about sports. So if all of a
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  Speaker 3: sudden I was like, ranting about the tail end quarterback, whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, sure.
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  Speaker 3: And how I think he needs to be traded to
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  Speaker 3: the Lakers or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, got it, got it.
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  Speaker 3: With like a passion.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And like saying like, you know what, you suck, you're
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  Speaker 3: not good, and this coach. People would be like, Heather,
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  Speaker 3: you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What
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  Speaker 3: do you know about how hard it is to be
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  Speaker 3: a professional football player or whatever? Just like I think
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  Speaker 3: the best commentators on Twitter sports are people that have
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  Speaker 3: actually played them to some level.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually a housewife. I'm actually a mother. I've actually
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  Speaker 3: been married. I actually have references of many people that
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  Speaker 3: have gone through divorce and raised kids in different stages
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  Speaker 3: of life, but that's besides the point. So I love
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  Speaker 3: that you recognize that and probably won't go away. And
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  Speaker 3: probably if we let things go the way they're going,
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  Speaker 3: no women ever, We'll be able to comment on Bravo.
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  Speaker 4: We will be doing.
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  Speaker 3: We'll just be surrogate mothers. We'll just be surrogate mothers.
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  Speaker 4: Just be Terry O'Connell screaming at all of you.
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  Speaker 3: In the handmaid's tale. Yeah. Okay. So I need to
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  Speaker 3: talk about the scary time we're in right now. It
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  Speaker 3: terrified me a year ago or eight months, whatever it was,
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  Speaker 3: how many months ago?
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  Speaker 4: It's back.
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  Speaker 3: It's the press for Wicked.
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  Speaker 4: A press tour. A Wicked press tour.
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  Speaker 3: A Wicked press tour is... Like nerves, like I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to see it in my feed. I did not
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  Speaker 3: enjoy the movie. I did not like it.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't like the first one?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I watched it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We watched it together, like in our room over the holidays,
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  Speaker 3: I think, or whenever it came out in Mammoth. And
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  Speaker 3: we were just like, I didn't, I just didn't like it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And the story, I said how I thought I would
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  Speaker 3: have written it better. I originally heard what the story was,
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  Speaker 3: like the backstory between Glenda and The Good Witch and
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  Speaker 3: The Bad Witch. I just think it could have been
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  Speaker 3: so much juicier. But whatever. It was a huge play.
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  Speaker 3: People love it. People are screaming at me as they drive.
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  Speaker 3: But the two of them. Cynthia, who plays the Green Witch.
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  Speaker 4: Cynthia Erivo. Very talented lady. Good singer.
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  Speaker 3: Very good singer. And very accomplished. And Ariana Grande, again,
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  Speaker 3: great singer, very accomplished. They're fucking now, I'm sorry, anorexic bodies.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on. Terribly anorexic. Look at
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  Speaker 3: what they looked like before. Look at what they look
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  Speaker 3: like before. And the clawing and the fidgeting. And then she, Eddie,
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  Speaker 3: someone came out trying to grab Ariana Grande or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: And it was Cynthia that was like, like she turned
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  Speaker 3: into the wit. There's like five bodyguards that that's their job.
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  Speaker 3: Like we don't need 92% pound cynthia with her claws
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  Speaker 3: yeah and then she's always pawing and she's always fixing.
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  Speaker 4: Her fixing her necklaces.
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  Speaker 3: People zoomed in and they said the next you so
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  Speaker 3: when you fix a necklace bravo guys that are listening
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  Speaker 3: to this that don't know about necklaces that are just
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: now getting into um commenting on bravo So they thought
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: to listen to Juicy Scoop. Someone, a girlfriend might move
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  Speaker 3: it for you, but you would tell someone, hey, it's
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  Speaker 3: because the latch is in front. So you want to
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  Speaker 3: move it to the back. So she had this very
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  Speaker 3: diamond necklace, probably worth like $ 500, 000. There was nothing wrong
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  Speaker 3: with it. And in the middle of her being interviewed,
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  Speaker 3: Ariana Grande, Cynthia releases the clutch from her vagina and
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  Speaker 3: goes over and moves it around. And then moves it back.
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  Speaker 3: And there was literally nothing wrong with it. It was
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  Speaker 3: centered before she started.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then Arna goes, oh, she's getting an itch to fix.
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  Speaker 3: She needs to, I'm like, what in the satanic grooming?
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck did these two girls, what souls did
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  Speaker 3: they have to sell to actually become real witches to
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  Speaker 3: star in this fucking Wicked?
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to give you my theory on this. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: please do. I believe that it became such a online phenomenon,
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  Speaker 4: the last press tour.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: With all the finger holding and the making space and
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  Speaker 4: all that. That I believe that now they're leaning into
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  Speaker 4: it this time. Like, let's really kooky it up so
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  Speaker 4: we can get, you know, the movie made a ton
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  Speaker 4: of money. It was a big hit. So why not
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  Speaker 4: go nuts again and see if we can get this
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  Speaker 4: one to be as big a hit?
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  Speaker 3: Possibly.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Also possible is that the love and the lesbianism is
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  Speaker 3: truly there.
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  Speaker 4: I hope so. I mean, I want it to be.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, Cynthia is, she says she's a queer woman, not
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  Speaker 3: a lesbian because she was with guys before, but she's
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  Speaker 3: a woman now. She has a book coming out.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Um, but also Ariana Grande had this other husband that
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  Speaker 3: she got rid of.
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  Speaker 4: The real estate guy that she married for like a
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  Speaker 4: couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And then she got with the guy that Spongebob square
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  Speaker 3: pants or whatever. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And he's in, he's in wicked.
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  Speaker 3: He's in wicked. And he looks like her brother and
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  Speaker 3: looks like Frankie Grande. And, um, and he was like
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  Speaker 3: married with a child on a way. So some people
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  Speaker 3: think that's sort of sinister that they fell in love.
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  Speaker 3: Like while he was married and she was married, but
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  Speaker 3: the clutching and all that stuff, I think, Oh, also
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  Speaker 3: someone said, you know, Cynthia really loves Ariana Grande because
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  Speaker 3: Cynthia was getting 2 million and Ariana was getting 12
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  Speaker 3: and Ariana went back and was like, this isn't right.
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  Speaker 4: Make it even.
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  Speaker 3: So, um, you know, and then they, so they filmed
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing all at once.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So then they just were like, we'll split it up,
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  Speaker 3: milk it out. If you tell me there's a third,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to fucking kill somebody. I cannot go through
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  Speaker 3: this a third time. I never want, it's like, it literally,
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  Speaker 3: every time it comes like in my phone, it's like
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  Speaker 3: scary to me.
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  Speaker 4: Oh really?
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  Speaker 3: They're so skinny and they're just like, and then, and then.
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  Speaker 4: They're like climbing on each other.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then Cynthia was like answering and, and a air,
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  Speaker 3: like a helicopter is going over and Ariana was like,
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  Speaker 3: like she was swatting a fly. She was like, How
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  Speaker 3: dare it? How dare it play? Cynthia's speaking. Sorry, you're
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  Speaker 3: getting emotional because the helicopter, you're getting emotional.
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  Speaker 4: People to quiet down.
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  Speaker 3: We're getting emotional. We're getting emotional.
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  Speaker 4: She was telling people to quiet down. The photographers were yelling.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And she's like, please quiet. Like, I don't know what
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  Speaker 4: goes on with this. I mean, I swear this Ariana Grande,
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  Speaker 4: it looks like she was, I always say that she
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  Speaker 4: looks like she was made in like a Japanese anime
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  Speaker 4: factory or something.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, they showed old video of hers. And she was
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  Speaker 3: kind of like talking like a girl that grew up
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  Speaker 3: in East LA and was trying to jump into a gang.
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  Speaker 3: She was like, you don't know me. And now she's like, oh, hello.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she went from being like Latina to Asian. Like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck is happening. and blonde
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  Speaker 3: and just anorexic and like just so skinny and it's
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  Speaker 3: just now.
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  Speaker 4: She's like fading away no she's become translucent yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's full-blown translucent and then i also heard that cynthia
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  Speaker 3: is getting ready to do dracula on stage and that
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  Speaker 3: is why she because she's going to play dracula even
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  Speaker 3: though it's a man oh she's going to play dracula
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  Speaker 3: and so and she i mean she'd That'll be good.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I know. Actually, actually people say that she looks
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  Speaker 4: like Lestat, the original, like the Dracula.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I think she's trying to become. So she
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  Speaker 3: has a book coming out and in the book, she
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  Speaker 3: says how she raged at a manager. She said she
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: was rehearsing for a show and the manager came in like, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: with a group of people that she didn't know. And
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  Speaker 3: she just raged and screamed at him. Like, why are
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  Speaker 3: you bringing a bunch of people to see me rehearse,
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  Speaker 3: get the fuck out and, And then after that, he
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  Speaker 3: sent her a letter being like, okay, we're not going
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  Speaker 3: to work together anymore now. He probably regrets it. But
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: there is something so interesting about like, and we've all
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  Speaker 3: dealt with this because as a comedian, when you have
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  Speaker 3: friends come to see you, they think you're just hosting
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  Speaker 3: a cocktail party.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing worse.
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  Speaker 3: So the times that people, whether Peter's brought them in
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  Speaker 3: or I've said come or whatever, And they've already had
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  Speaker 3: three drinks and then I've got the free drinks and
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  Speaker 3: they're making their drinks. And I'm like trying to get
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  Speaker 3: my notes and I'm like literally, and they're like five minutes.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, you guys might want to see. This was
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: the first Vegas that I said, you know what? I'm
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: not mixing the fun with the job. I will have
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: fun with who's ever performing with me. Drake, you know,
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: we'll have, we'll all have fun together. But this year,
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: we started the talk of like inviting other people, like
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: the other couple. And I was like, no, I really
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: want to just like do the show. And I don't
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: want to be worried about if some, I mean, one
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: time I was doing that lipstick. Remember that lipstick thing?
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Oh yes.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: That was at Venetia.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: The female comedian.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, let me make it. Let's
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: honor my girlfriend on her birthday in October.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: There's six people. They're not on the list.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: They're calling me.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: From behind the thing.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: I would never.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, this, this is another reason why it
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: was so seamless is because I was finally, so I,
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I want to say, even though I just ripped on
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: her scariness, you can be scary in that moment. How
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: did your manager not clear that?
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: I completely agree with that.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: I bet the manager is what I think. Yeah. No
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: offense to anybody. I love my gay guys. I bet
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: he was gay. I bet he was like, found some
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: twinks at the club.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: You got to come see this one.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to see Cynthia. I'm like, stop it.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: You represent Cynthia. And then he's like, come and look.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: And they're like, And they probably, once they got there,
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: they're like, you're amazing. And then they're probably making their
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: drinks and talking. And she's got a show in like
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: 20 minutes. And she's like, get the fuck out! And
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: she did her witch thing on them. And they turned
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: green and left. That's what I think happened.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the nails. She got the big nails. Nails are terrifying.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: That kind of all adds to it. It all adds
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: to it. It's fun.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: So the premiere is here. Go see it.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Go see it. Wicked Part 2, whatever it's called. The
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: adventure continues.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Well, this is going to be quite shocking to the world,
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: but according to TMZ, the LAPD is now viewing David
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: as a suspect, hasn't been arrested yet, in the death
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: of the teenager Celeste Rivas, who was found dismembered in
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: the trunk Of his Tesla switches registered to him.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: So talk about Columbo here.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. I felt like this is, it's taken
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: a while.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Sherlock Holmes.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, if somebody's dead in your trunk, you're
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: immediately a suspect, right?
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: They say that, which is what I've said the whole time,
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: is that there's probably two. They're going to find out
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: who actually maybe finished or dismembered it or put it
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: in the car. Like, I think he probably had something
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: to do with the death.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: For sure.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: But then he had his homie, his cousin, his whatever,
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: who maybe then knew a third person. And then that
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: person did all the stuff and was dumb and left
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: it in the car. Like, why are you leaving it
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: in the car? So I think they're going to either
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: have the other guy, and they haven't let the news know,
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: and the other guy is now going to turn. And
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: implicate him. That he was told to do it or
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: he knew about it and cleaned it up.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: God bless him. I can't get a friend to pick
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: me up from the airport. This guy's like, hey, listen,
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: I can't fit this woman in the trunk. Can you
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: do me a favor? No problem.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: I'll give you free tickets and you can see me
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: come with your gay friends while I rehearse.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Make sure she fits in there real good. I don't
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: want anything sticking out. All right, I'll take care of it. Yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But one of the things that Matt Murphy said,
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: you know, former prosecutor said that he moved everything, all
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: of his properties into his mother's house after the body
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: was found. And the reason for that is whether he
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: gets convicted or not, they can still go ahead and
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: build a case like the Golemans did with OJ and
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: say you were responsible and sue.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: So he wanted to move all of his properties so
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: that he... wouldn't lose those properties.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Because he'll be penniless when they sue him.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm not familiar with his work, but I listened
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: to a couple of songs. It's not really rap. It's
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: kind of mellow. What is the one called, Drake, Homicidal Love?
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: And then he has a music video where they're dragging
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: a body into the back of a car.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, really? Yes.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: And he has a bloody shirt on that have handprints
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: on like as he was burning the person, they grabbed
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: his shirt.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Have you heard his new song? She don't fit. That's
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: not nice. Come on, everybody. It's not nice.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: This is Juicy Scoop, people. It's a comedian show. Comedic commentary.
• 20:35
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• 20:36
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• 20:38
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• 20:43
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• 21:17
  Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: filed against me.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: When your free will is about to be taken from you,
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I need a home dad.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: What happens next?
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: When I came in, he started crying.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 21:59
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• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 22:03
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• 22:05
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• 22:08
  Speaker 3: even if it's shaped.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Um, Britney Spears got invited to snuggle in bed with
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Chloe and Kim.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yes. Go ahead.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Is this part of something? Is this a promotion for
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: one of their. Yeah. Anything. Cause I feel like, how
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: did this happen?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: I know how it happened.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Okay. Tell me how.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: So her manager is Cade Hudson, not Kate, Cade.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Cade Hudson. Okay.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: And he's been a big time agent. manager, but he's young.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: He's like, maybe he's 40.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: He's in the bed with them, right?
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Yes. He is best friends with Nikki Paris Hilton.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: So he's in this world.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: And, um, he's the one who called, who I saw
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: when I met her.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: You know, he was on his way. I was like,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Brittany's here. He's like, I'm on my way. Um, so
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: I think there was so funny because there were TikToks
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: and stuff saying this isn't real. It's AI. I'm like, no,
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: it's real. She posted it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: And so they, um, yeah, I think it was just
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: like a fun thing. And they were like, sure, have
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: her come over. And then she's like dancing with the kids,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: teaching them a dance move. Like, but she just, she
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: just filmed the kids dancing, um, like true and dream.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: And then she's doing the English accent and they're just
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: laughing and, and being sweet. And it, Obviously, it was
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: very nice.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Whose house are they at? Kim's house?
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Chloe's or Kim's.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I think maybe Chloe's. I'm not sure.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: And so, yeah, I mean, I think it was real.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: And I think they were just doing their Christian service
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: and just being nice and enjoying her.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: But.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: How long does it last? Like, how long do you...
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Because I feel like Britney Spears, there's a window there.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Well, here's the other thing. At Kris Jenner's 70th birthday party,
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Lou Taylor... was there and photographed with her. Lou Taylor
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: was the manager that worked with Jamie Spears to get
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: her into the conservatorship. So a lot of her fans
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: are like, any connection to Lou Taylor, why would she
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: be friends with them? But I don't think she is
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: stringing things that far back in Hollywood. I think she
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: was with Cade and he was like, want to go
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: over to Kim and Chloe's? And she was like, sure.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think she was like, wait a minute. Kris
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Jenner invited Lou Taylor, who put me in a conservative
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: ship for 13 years and tried to steal my money. No,
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: I think she's not. I think she just focused on
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: just the two of them and she had a fun
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: time and she had some people. I think it's all fine.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: All right. Well, I'm happy.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: But it was weird.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was weird. It was weird for. Yeah. I
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: didn't even realize they were friendly, like in the same world.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Well, they're not.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: The thing is, they're not like she is you. What
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: you see. Right. the other one who originally brought up
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: the Cheesecake Factory foyer, what you see, and I'm the
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: one that brought up the Brown Sensible Pumps, which are
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: hands down her favorite dancing shoes. She also likes a
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: suede boot with a bikini and a felt hat. But like,
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: that's what you get. Like there is no difference from
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: what you, so it's, you know, it's not the greatest
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: conversation on earth or anything, but I'm sure it was
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: fun for all of them. Okay.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I feel like there was a lot of, you know,
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: so there got to a point probably 15 minutes in
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: where Chloe and Kim were both like, all right. So anyway, like,
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: are we, how much longer is this going to go
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: on for? I mean, Britney's spinning around in the corner.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: And talking in English. Oh my God.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Your face is vibrating.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: And they're like, yeah, this has been great.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: I have to do, I.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Have to study for the bar again.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Something. Yeah.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: I got to go. Yes.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, remember when I told you my night out,
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: they were going to a second party.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: And you know me, I never say no to a party,
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: but that night I was like, I'm good.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: God bless you.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: I'm good. Like it's a lot. It's not, it's, it's
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: like you're being nice and taking care of like, uh,
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: like a little kid.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: So after a little bit, if it's not your kid,
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: you're not that into it.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: No.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Is it over?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: So this girl is a DoorDash driver. And, you know,
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: which isn't an easy job and kind of, you know,
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: and she said, I delivered food and this man and
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: she films this guy. She goes into his house. She
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: films him like a passed out on a couch, pants
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: down and somehow says like she was violated, like she
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: was violated by it.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: And then a lot of people because we're like, wait
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: a minute. It sounds like he was really wasted, made
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: the call and passed out. Like he was passed out
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: his house. Why were you going into his house? If
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: someone doesn't answer the door, aren't you supposed to leave
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: it at the door? And even if the door was open,
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: why wouldn't you just leave it at the door?
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: That's what everybody does. Yes.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: And so, um, anyway, she has been arrested.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: For what? What's the, what was she arrested for?
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Gosh, I'm sorry. I don't have all the facts, but she,
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: for like, um, DoorDash arrested, claimed assault, and posted nude
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: video of customers. I think violation of that person. Breaking
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: an entry or trespassing. And then violating his privacy. Because
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: you can take video of anybody in a public space.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: But you can't go in their home, film them when
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: you're not invited.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: With pants down, no less.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So, I mean, how many times in your life
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: have you ordered a pizza? I remember definitely in college,
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: we'd order the pizza.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Pass out and totally forget that you ordered it, you know,
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: and what's great about DoorDash is you wake up and
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: it's there and hopefully you can heat it up at
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: 7 a.m. But like, you know, because you can pay
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: on an app. Back then, the pizza, poor pizza guy
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: would come. You wouldn't answer the door and he doesn't
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: get paid.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: And doesn't get a tip.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: And you're screwed.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: And this guy's probably heating his up in the morning
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: and going on TikTok. Wait a minute. That looks like me.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Sitting there with his pants down. Oh, what a nightmare.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: I could think of nothing worse.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Nothing worse.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: So he fought back and she's getting arrested. All right.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: The Epstein stuff is.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: It's here. It's going crazy. And it just really is
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: interesting that they did, I found this, Heather Bates, 111,
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: put together an old episode and posted it online of
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: clips from the VH1. It's called, this is a clip
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: from VH1' s The Fabulous Life of Billion Dollar Wall Street
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Ballers featuring Jeffrey Epstein. So they did a whole series
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: of like Wall Street Ballers and Jeffrey Epstein was one.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: He was on the VH1 show?
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, and I saw the clip and it's like, he
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: doesn't only have a plane, he has a second plane.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: The guy's like, who needs a commercial airline for yourself?
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Everyone's like, to traffic children? And he has his own
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: island and he's friends with, like they show Bill Clinton
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: and all this other stuff. And then this other girl
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: I saw, and I'm sorry that I'm not giving her credit,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: but it was like, it is crazy when you think,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: like right from the start, he was like, getting in
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: with rich people that were sick as him and then
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: like blackballing because they're like, he got a job in
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: an all-girl school or private school yeah teaching math he
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: hadn't he didn't even have a teaching degree because sometimes
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: at private schools not now but you don't even have
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: to have the proper degrees that's why people would be
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: like um public school is better than private because people
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: could just be like the mom that's like Oh, you
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: need a kindergarten teacher? Like, which would happen in the past.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: But anyway, so he wasn't even properly, you know, certified
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: to be a teacher. Then he makes friends with one
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: of the parents at the school.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: And this girl brought up like most really wealthy parents
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: aren't like hanging out with their kid's teacher. They'll get
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: them a good gift or hope that they are on
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: the good side. Then that guy gives him a job
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: on Wall Street. Again, no training, nothing. Then he meets
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: the weird guy that owns all the Victoria's secrets and stuff.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: And that's when now Columbus, Ohio. And then that guy
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: gives him like $ 500 million. Yes. And then they're off
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: and running with the weird sick shit that's going on for,
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: you know, went on for whatever, 25 years. Um, Yeah,
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: this is all crazy.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: I have to see this episode now of this VH1 show.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Is it available to watch somewhere?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Probably, you could probably find it on YouTube or TikTok.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that seems, wow, I mean.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: And they just have like the talking heads, like, I mean,
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: come on, this is the, you know, like. And his
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: friends are Woody Allen and Sue Yee. Like, all the
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: energy is like... A bunch of weird perverts. Oh, that's cool. Yeah.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: What becomes of the... Where's the island these days?
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Well, funny that you asked because I know.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: So, I was hanging out with Luanne de Lesseps.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, sure.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: And her friend is married to the man who bought it.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, so somebody bought it.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Bought it for $ 60 million.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Which is a really good deal when you think that there's, like,
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: houses in Beverly Hills for... 60 million that are a
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: three and.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Two i know so you just got a whole island
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: with a with a story to tell.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: And you know some people would think oh my god
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: how no one will ever go there yeah they will
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah they will right they're they're think of all
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: the horrible things that have happened all over the world
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: historically where people have died and if there's a nice
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: hotel people.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Will go starbucks.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: So it's going to be a very, very expensive high-end
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: hotel with limited numbers of rooms. Nobody can probably even
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: stay there for less than $ 3, 500 a night.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: I feel like it would still have a little bit
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: of a... Really? I don't know if I would run
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: to that.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: You're not going to run to it, but I'm saying
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: they won't have a problem filling it up. You're not
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: going to go on TripAdvisor or whatever, Hotels Tonight, And
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: they're going to be like, we can't fill up this place.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: They're going to have to rename it. Pedophile Island is not,
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: the Pedophile Island, Rich Carlton is not going to work.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: It's definitely going to be called something like, you know,
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Villa de la Rosa or something like, it's just going
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: to be something different. And, you know, he's probably the
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: owner of it wanting to, for this to get all
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: out and be officially done. However it ends up.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: I would, if I was him, I would be like,
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: let this all get out. Let every fucker go down,
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: whoever really is in it or whatever. Because, you know,
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: the files can't just be the emails. We need to
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: see the VHS tapes of the people getting blown or
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: doing people.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: That are not adults. They say there are VHS tapes, right?
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, they said they had it all, but
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: you know, then it probably got Stuck in a Tesla
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: that then, you know, disappeared.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: Right, right. I don't know. I mean, who knows?
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: Who knows?
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: But, you know.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: It's all pretty fascinating.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Ghislaine, I heard, is moved to the Texas prison with
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Jen Shaw of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Elizabeth Holmes, one drop.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Both in the same, all in the same prison. Right.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Probably coming up with their own reality show pitch.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Podcast. They got a podcast coming. No doubt. No doubt.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: No doubt. Um, but anyway, uh, yeah, but I would
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: think you'd want this to be done. So then maybe
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: like in like 2028 or 2030, it'll be like, Oh,
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: remember that? And people forget quick. If it all gets
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: out and settled and done 2030, this, this place will be,
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: you know, some 25 year old that just made his
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: money doing, you know, whatever the thing is then.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: I'm just shocked.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Doing TikToks on space will be like, I never knew
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: the history of Villa de la Rosa. They won't even know.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Because, you know, so who knows?
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: I'm shocked that, like so many, and all the people
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: we hear were on the island or on the flights
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: or whatever the case may be. I'm shocked that there was,
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: I want to hear from people who said no. You know,
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: like they got the invitation. I'm sure there are many.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: And we're like, no, I'm not interested in that for
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: whatever reason.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: That's the email I want to see.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for your lovely invitation.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: I appreciate it. Right, right.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Heather and Peter have three days free at the Marriott
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: timeshare that weekend.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes. And you dodged a bullet probably if you didn't.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know. It's all sad and crazy and whatever.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, I can't believe, but that's a world out
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: there that I don't know. You know, it's not my world.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Thank God you don't know it.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, I don't have any desire. A bunch
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: of 16 year old girls making fun of me. That's
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: what they would do after it was over. You know,
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: they get all catty making fun of, I don't like,
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: I don't need that. You know what I mean? Like,
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: all right, I got it. I have small calves. We
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: don't need to harp on it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. Yeah. I don't know. It's, um, it's crazy.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: And then I read today, there was something today that's
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: one of the women, one of the, one of the, uh,
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: survivors or whatever you want to, she said that he,
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: he has a lemon shaped dick.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Did you read that?
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: And so I don't even know.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I know that Meyer lemons are all
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: the rage. Is a Meyer lemon shaped different than just
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: a regular lemon?
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: I mean, either way, it's an odd shape.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Could I just say, I bought a bag of those
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: little weird cuties.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: The cutie tangerines?
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not going to bag on the grocery store,
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: but it's one of my favorites that's big.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Okay. Awful. Oh, really?
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Every single one tasted like shit.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: And I was like, what the fuck? You know what?
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: There does come a time... in this life that unfortunately
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: you have to be spending more or be more discerning
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: or go to the farmer's markets to actually get the produce.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: Well, this is what happens when ice takes all the
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: good farmers. You get shitty fucking cuties.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, those cuties sucked balls. I was basically eating
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: a dry piece of paper that was orange.
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: It sucked so bad. I don't know if it was
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: actually cuties, but it was, the brand cuties, but it
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: was the little oranges that normally are packed with flavor
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: because it was like an orange and a tangerine had sex.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: And then they were midgets. They were little people. Remember
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: the rage of the tangelo?
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: The tangelo.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Remember the tangelo where you like rip off the top?
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: And I remember we were so into them in the
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: 80s and then they just like went away.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Really? I don't remember tangelo. I don't even know what
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: that is.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: It looked like an orange with like a little, like
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: a outie belly button.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: And you'd rip that part off And I don't know.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: It's just, how did we get into oranges?
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: A lot of dragon fruit up in my business. Dragon fruit.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: That's a new one. That's a new fruit.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Everyone wants a dragon fruit.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: I know. And it doesn't even taste good. It just
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: looks cool on the shelf.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: It looks like a poppy seed. It's dressing up like
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: a piece of fruit.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Tasteless. I don't like it.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Remember when they said like there used to be like,
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: 800 variations of an apple, and now there's only like three. Oh, really? Yeah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: What's that? Who's to blame?
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: George Washington.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know. Macintosh. Yeah. Fuji. Granny.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Granny Green. Granny Smith. Yeah.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Golden.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Yellow.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: All right. I already got four. I already rattled off four.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, how many more do we need?
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. All right. Anyway.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: We got Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: What?
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, isn't she Apple?
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: She is, she's Apple. So Tom Cruise gave this long
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: speech about the magic of movies.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: He got an honorary Oscar, the Governor's Ball, I think
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: it was, or the Governor's Awards. Yeah, so he was
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: given a Lifetime Achievement Oscar, more or less, with Debbie Allen.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: The two of them received one. And he made a, yeah,
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: I thought the speech was great. Now you saying people
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: are comparing it to.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, what he says was just someone... compared it
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: to ironically um his former wife nicole kidman's commercial that
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: went viral a couple years ago is like come.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: To the movies the amc commercial.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah where we all sit together you feel the music
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: and you're all surrounded and i don't think i don't
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: think there was that much of a comparison no but
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: if you're writing an essay on what it's like to
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: go to the movies There's only so much you can
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: say that are about why you should actually go to
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: a movie theater. Which is, he's a major movie star.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: He wants people to be reminded. So he kind of
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: did that whole story that every actor does. When I
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: used to go to the movie show with my dad,
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: you know, it was 45 cents a picture.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I had to go to newspapers to get
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: a nickel to go to the movie pictures.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: And I said, can I watch? I will say this, though.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: This is an old film.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: He was famous since he was like 18.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I just remember what I could say when I won
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: my Oscars. I do have a story like that.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: When Grease came out, there was a less expensive movie theater. small,
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: like only like one movie at Topanga and Ventura. And
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: they were only playing Grease like during the day. And
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: it was like, whatever, 2.25 to go see it. And
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: these girls and I were like, we want to go again.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: And our parents were like, you've gone like 50 times.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: And so they're like, no, you have to do something.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: So we did. We went around the neighborhood and we
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: washed cars because we said we want to go see
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Grease again.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: So that could be my Oscar speech just so people
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: know how middle class I was.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: So you washed cars so you were able to earn
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: the money to go see Grease?
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We were on the south side of Ventura working
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: hard washing cars so that we could go on Ventura
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: to the hood of Topanga to Ventura Woodland Hills and
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: watch the movie.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: For $ 2. 25. I saw Grease like 10 times myself. I remember.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Same thing. Lakeside Cinema. One theater.
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: And it was they used to give out popcorn raffle
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: before the movie and the kids would go berserk like
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: I gotta win that popcorn it was in a big
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: trash bag And people are like, I got to win
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: that popcorn. And they would read off the numbers that
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: you had on your ticket. And I remember kids like
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: fighting to win that popcorn. And then my brother goes,
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: you know, it's just the popcorn from yesterday. It's like
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: the old popcorn from yesterday that he's raffling off. This
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: guy won the theater, you know? Well, okay, kids, sit down, everybody.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: We're going to raffle off the popcorn. And I finally
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: said to my brother, you're right. He's just over, it's
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: stale popcorn. And we're killing ourselves for it.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: We used to, or my mom, if she was going
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: to take us all to the movies.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: There were so many of us.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: So you need to give us an Oscar so then we.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Can tell these stories. Yeah, we'd stop at 7-Eleven and
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: she'd be like, get your candy here.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, good call.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: And then they would like, then they would like smuggle
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: it like I was a mule, like I was a
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: hooker mule. They would be like, they're not going to
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: check her. Because like, they literally were checking like teenagers, like,
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: are you bringing candy? So they would like, put it
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: like around my body, you know, and then I'd have
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: to just like hustle in, because I was getting in
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: there for free, or almost free. And then I'd be like,
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: what do you want, kids? I had all the candy there. Anyway,
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: so he basically just told a speech about that.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: And Sidney Sweeney talked to him after, and they have
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: lip readers talking about what they talked about or something.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: I saw that. Right.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Probably she was like, nobody went to go see my movie,
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: but I wish they had.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: And I had said what I talked about it, That
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: it looks juicy, but I just don't think people go
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: into the movie theater, but there looks, oh, she's in
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: a good one coming out. It's my kind of movie. Why?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: It's with that, who's the guy that just did SNL
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: this weekend?
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: The good looking guy?
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean, that good looking guy?
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: He and somebody else are like rich people. That's what
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: I love. Sidney Sweeney, you know, gets the job as
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: like the housemaid, maybe not even a nanny, just literally
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: cleaning the house because.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: That's what housekeepers look like. I like it already.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: And the scene I saw is the wife freaking out,
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: who stole my notes from the PTA or whatever? And
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: it's like December something in theaters. Now that, especially if
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: it's like a gloomy, rainy day, Right. I will go
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: to the fancy theater, the Cinepopulopolis, whatever over here must like.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: And I will get like a big Bloody Mary at
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: like 11. Yeah. See like the 11 o'clock showing. And
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: that I'm down to do.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: Like that.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: I need rich people on a rainy day, murder and
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: fucking someone that's not their husband. That's what I want
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: to see in a movie theater.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Say no more.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I don't want to see monsters.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: No.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: I don't want to see, you know, too much action.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I love it. I still go, I have a
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: problem though now because they, you know, you can order
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: the food, they deliver the food and the seats lay
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: back and I just think it's weird that I'm like
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: eating chicken wings lying down. Like what am I, an
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: 800 pound life? Yeah.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Amazing.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: That's a little much. Okay. Somehow this morning when I
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: was strolling, I came across some of the most disturbing
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: things video clips from, from podcasts.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Oh no. Like another podcast? Yeah.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Other people's podcast. Yeah. Some of the most disturbing, disgusting
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: stuff I've ever, I'm like, and the comments were like,
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: how did this end up in my feed? I'm like,
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: I agree. Do you want to hear the most disgusting
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: and then the least disgusting? I got to start with
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: the most disgusting.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Okay. What do you mean? They're doing it on camera?
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's different.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: It's different podcasts. Okay.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: But this is, This is the business we're in is
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: what I want to tell you.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't need to be yet. Kick me when
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: I'm down. Anyway, go on.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: There's this pretty girl. Okay. And she's talking to a guy,
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: which even makes it more disturbing. You're having to tell
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: like another man who's the host.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: You know, and he's, and she's like, so please viewer
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: discretion advice. I have to tell you this, but she says, So,
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: the girl.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: The girl took a dump in an ice cube tray,
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: and the guy pissed in it.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: So, it made.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: And they froze it?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: So, it made cubes.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, shit pee pee cubes.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: She then had to put it up her butt.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: Who did?
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: The pretty girl.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Put it up her butt.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: The cube, the ice cube.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then he penetrated her, which then I guess
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: would sort of melt it.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, sure.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: And then his girlfriend. Okay. I'm going to barf. Had
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: to slurp it out. And she's doing this as a job.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: And she chose to go on a podcast for free.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: And tell about it. Like this needs to be, first
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: of all, you need to die with this story.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: And second of all, like save it for your own podcast,
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Dumb Dumb. Like what are you doing? Like you're just
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: like telling that story. But she talked about it like,
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: so I went on a date with a guy and,
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: you know, we had a Chinese chicken salad and then
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: he asked to split the bill. And I'm like, red flag.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: That's the way she told it.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: And she's on someone's podcast.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: She's a guest.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: But is the podcast sexual in nature? Why would you
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: tell that story?
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I just couldn't believe it.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: That's shocking.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: And I just was like, I can't even believe that
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: this is... And then, you know, people were just like,
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: what world do we live in? And why are you
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: talking about it? Like, why? Is there nothing? Like, everybody...
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: And you just... The way that it works is, you know,
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: it just gets fed to you. And you're like, oh,
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: my God.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: But that's what they're doing. I had, I mean, that
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: is the sickest, grossest stuff I have ever heard. That
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: makes the whole Dubai laying under a coffee table.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: That's glass. That's. All that that you have to do
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: to go on a yacht. Like that, this sounds worse.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: That's what you have to do to get on a yacht?
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Obviously, the person who has it worse is not the
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: girl that got to be on the podcast.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, who has it the worst?
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: It's the girlfriend of the guy.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: What does she have? She's the one who.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: She's the one who had to slurp it out. Oh, no.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: And she had to go get the tray out and
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: everything and make the cubes.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: And if this guy has like a dinner party or something,
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: no ice in my drink. You know what? I... Just,
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: I'll drink it warm. Thank you.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: I wonder if they did, like, just an average old-fashioned
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: ice cube tray, or they're doing, like, the fancy, like,
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: ball ones for, like, Christmas at Williams-Sonoma. There's, like, those
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: big balls and those big squares.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: It'll go up your ass easier when it's a ball.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: No, it has to be the little ones.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, I think so?
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Think about it.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: They can't do a.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Big, like, ball one for, like, a tequila or, like,
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: a fancy whiskey drink.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: The best topic we've ever done.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, so then this one is maybe not as bad
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: as that.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, there's more?
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: There's another one.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: The same person?
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: No.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: This guy, Matt Fireco, whatever.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: He's commenting on this girl.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, got it.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: So he let me know what was going on.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Gotcha.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: And she is an influencer, podcaster, whatever.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Looks like she's under 30.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: And she's talking to her girlfriend, and people are going
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: crazy because she did a podcast. and cut a clip
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: of it or maybe someone else did where she's like,
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: I had a real dry spell. So then I entered
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: my whole, my whole phase, like after the year of
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: dryness or whatever. And all, and these guys want to
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: use condoms. What the fuck? And the girl's like, I know. no,
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not, not using a condom. Like enough with the
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: condom agenda.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: What?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: And she goes, cause first of all, it ruins the mood.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, dude, now you've ruined the mood. Cause
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: you're looking for a condom.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: And he's like, well, I'm just trying to be safe. Oh,
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: now you're saying I'm going to give you a disease.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Fuck you. Like what? These guys cannot win. If you
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: approach them at a bar, they're like, you're a creeper.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: If you, if they agree to have sex with you
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: and then you're like, could we use a condom? So
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: like we don't give each other disease or you don't
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: have my baby. And she's like, no. And she goes, I,
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: if she goes, and then she doubles down on it
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: and says, if I did a group check with 16
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: girls and said, who is doesn't use condoms and hates condoms,
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: all 16 would say, we all do. Really? So girls
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: are getting IUDs or on the pill and going condomless.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that. That's a trend I haven't heard about,
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: but I'm not on that scene anymore.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Thank God.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. Maybe I don't want you
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: to be my fucking daughter-in-law. Like, what are you talking about? Like, no,
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: every guy.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: This is the movement that's going to now happen.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Which I've said. Men that have a few bucks. Oh.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Or even if you don't.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Same thing. Girls, if you got the money, freeze your eggs.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Okay? Freeze your eggs.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: So you're not having babies because you're feeling the pressure.
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: And you can have them when you can.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: Got it.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Guys, don't think it's a terrible idea to freeze your
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: sperm and get a vasectomy.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Because how... can you protect yourself?
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Okay. And then that way, do you recommend that?
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: Soon as girls are saying you're a dick for wanting
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: to wear a condom, I guess when that's really the
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: case and there, and you can't get laid cause you
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: want to wear a condom, then you better, yeah, you
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: better protect yourself. There's a lot of people getting secret vasectomies.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: I always predicted that George Clooney had one back in 2008.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I predicted it Chelsea lately. Cause I said, how has
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: nobody gotten knocked up with his baby?
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: But then they had the twins with them all and
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: I think they did go through some type of IVF.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: So that would make sense. So maybe he put his
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: sperm away, got the secret vasectomy until he was ready
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: and met like the perfect woman.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: But anyway. Meanwhile, lavender marriage on the rise. A lavender marriage.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You told me what that was before.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: It is when a. We'll just do it in the
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: combination of this. It's a gay man.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: He knows he's gay.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: He's out gay. This is for today. In the past,
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: when people couldn't be out and gay, sometimes a lesbian
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: and a gay would be like, let's marry, let's have kids.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: But we know we're not really sexual with each other.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: And they would secretly have this thing, or maybe the
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: woman would find out later that her husband was really gay,
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: but just be like, it's fine. Now that everybody's so
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: out in the open telling everybody what they are when
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: they're on a podcast at nine.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. We're really out in the open from what.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Then they have said like they still want to have
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: a partnership, but they would love women would love to
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: have the partnership with their gay best friend where they
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: just There's respect and there's love and there's partnership and
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: maybe there's raising kids. Maybe there's not. Um, but they,
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: there is no expectation of sex and you know, and
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: he can go off and have his sexual relationship, but
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: he doesn't want a life partnership with a man, but
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: it's not a secret. And she can do whatever she wants,
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: but then she still has a husband. They have the write-off,
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: they have a home, they have the dual income. They
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: love to do everything together. And this guy, it's, what
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: is his name? It's MC Marty Fly.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: McMarty Fly.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's McMarty Fly. He is starting an app for
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: people looking for lavender marriages.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Or looking for a lavender relationship.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: So gay men with straight women. There's no secrets. There's
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: no pretending. There's no trying to turn someone.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Sounds nice for everybody, you know, involved.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's hard out there.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: There's apps for everything.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: I'd rather do that than eat an ice cube out
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: of somebody's asshole.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: If that's what you have to do and you have
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: to go to a podcast and talk about it.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: I'd rather be in a lavender relationship.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: There was a time where it was all secret. You
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: know that there's 75-year-old well-dressed women right now ordering a
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: McCarthy salad at the Beverly Hills hotel that had to
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: do some sick shit to get there.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: But we don't know about it because they didn't have
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: a podcast in 1982. Instead they slept their way around,
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: got divorced twice and now can enjoy their life. And
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: everyone just thinks they're a classy old lady. They're not.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: They were whores too.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: I love it. Good. I hope so.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Um, This guy brought up the funniest thing. Zachary Will. Okay,
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: he's on TikTok. Out gay guy. He brought out this
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: little thing where he talked about what's going on in
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: the gay bars and clubs. I had mentioned that I
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: saw a couple guys say on TikTok, like, we don't
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: like having the bachelorette parties at our gay bars.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: We are done with the girls.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we are done with the girls coming. It's too much.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: You're ruining our fun. So he did this presentation. It
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: was literally... Where he had little different colored chips. And
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: he's like, first, here's the green chips or whatever. These
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: were all the gay guys. They started to bring in
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: their straight girlfriends. Oh, this is fun. Here's a few
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: blue girlfriends or whatever. And then those girls were having
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: so much fun. It was almost like half and half.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: But then they brought a couple of their straight friends,
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: straight boyfriends. And then those boyfriends told all the straight guys,
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: this is where it's at. because the girls are happy,
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: they're feeling safe, and all these other guys aren't hitting
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: on them. So then it becomes almost like a straight club.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: And then the gay guys are like, fuck it, let's go,
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: let's find another place. And then if they fight to
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: try to have it back, sometimes the whole business will
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: just close then.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: And so people in the comments were like, This is
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: so true. And then people were writing, the way to
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: keep this is go back to showing gay porn on
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: the screens.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: That's how you keep the.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: That'll keep them out.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: That'll keep the straights out.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Nobody wants to see that. If you're straight,
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, some people want to see it.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying that it's not for everybody.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: But, you know, I do think this era needs to stop.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: I think straights need to, you know, talk to each
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: other at a bar and dance and party. Right. Have
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: your bachelorette parties at go to a sports bar meet
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: some guys like that actually want to be with women
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: and let the gays have their fun you go to
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: nashville they should yeah they should have their where all
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: the bachelorettes go i mean it used to be that
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: gay men could you know like just have sex with
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: anyone be rich run the world be childless their whole
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: life yeah then they went this whole other route now
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: i think they're like wait.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: A minute let's go back to the good times let's go.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Back to being single and gay yeah Anyway, it's interesting.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: It is interesting.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: This was a crazy commercial I saw about this old commercial.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: Nerd Life 1985 found this old commercial. This guy is like,
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: they're not attractive people. And it must be like 1982. Yeah.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: And this girl's like, ah, do you got a little
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: for me? And then he brings out a little thing
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: of Coke.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: And the commercial is, you can buy, they call it
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Sink Coke. Oh, Synth Coke. Synthetic Coke. Synthetic Coke. You
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: could go to write a P.O. box and send them $ 9. 99,
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: and they would give you a little vial of fake Coke.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Flour, I think they call it, or salt or whatever.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: And then the girls would think that you were like
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: a rich guy in the 80s that was giving them Coke,
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: and that would turn them on, but you couldn't afford Coke.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. That was a real thing?
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: That's a real thing. I mean, it didn't have fentanyl
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: in it, thank God.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Those were the days. Those were the days.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Those were the days. Okay. Okay, Meghan Trainor is defending
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: her look. She has lost a lot of weight. She
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: looks completely different, her face, her hair. But she also said,
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: you know, when I... And people that are curvy are like,
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: you've abandoned us, girls. You were the, your anthem was like,
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: it's all about that bass. Hey, I'm not no size two.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: And now she's the size two. And she's like, yeah,
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: first of all, I wrote that when I was 19. Right.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: And I actually have been on a fitness journey for
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: like a decade. Like I realized, you know, I got
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: my diabetes, like all these things checked. I realized like
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: if I'm going to go on tour, like I have
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: to be more physically fit to dance around. And of course,
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: you know, Ozempic makes this much more attainable and and
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: easier to stick with. And, but you know, people are
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: just like, you look so different. Yeah, she does. I mean,
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: that's what happens.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: Well, it's obviously more the weight loss. I feel like
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: she's gotten a nose job or something else, right? There
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: seems to be a little more to it than just.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: I just don't know that I ever really knew what
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Meghan Trainor looked like that much.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Because I'm like, I wouldn't know who this person is.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: I think the blonde, weird, heavy bangs are like, it
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: looks like Laura Ingalls. Remember Laura Ingalls?
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: It looks weird. It looks like weird doll hair, but,
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't know. It was crazy. Everybody was
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: so skinny at BravoCon.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, from like GLP-1s or all the different ones.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, they all looked good. Having a flat stomach
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: looks better than having a pooch. Sorry.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, I had a little pooch in my little
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: red dress when I was dancing around doing my show.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: I'm like, well, you know, I ate like a pig.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: I haven't been on the shots. So it's like, yeah,
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: that's what I looked like, but I had a good time.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: That's the important thing.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: But I think they liked it because they work these
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: girls so hard at BravoCon, they don't have time to
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: eat anyway. Yeah. So, you know, they all were just
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: looking so skinny. But you said you saw some skinnies
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: out at dinner.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: I was out at dinner last night. I went to, yeah,
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: and it was all the celebrities were out at this
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: restaurant I went to. What's the name of it? Anna
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Jack Thai. It's all the rage. Where is it? On
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: Ventura Boulevard in Sherman Oaks.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, in Sherman Oaks.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: I think I've heard of it.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: What did you get?
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, we had a whole thing, you know. You order
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: a bunch of stuff.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: I know, but say what's the yummy stuff.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: They had, like, Pad Thai was the biggest. They're famous for, like,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: their fried chicken, which sounds weird, but they are.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And was it amazing?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: It was amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Everything was great. It's great.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: It's a great place. But I saw Jennifer Lawrence was there.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: Owen Wilson was there. Not together. Different people. It was
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: pretty wild. And then we were talking, and I was saying,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: Jennifer Lawrence just had a movie that bombed as well.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: What was hers?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: About a woman going through postpartum depression or something. It's
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: apparently a very dark movie. I was like, oh, it bombed. Well,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: of course. I mean, who's going to see that in
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: the theaters? You know what I mean? I'm not saying
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: it's a bad movie, but it doesn't seem like somebody
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: wants to go see that. Anyway, I know I was
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: saying that I feel like her star has been... usurped
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: a little bit by sydney sweeney oh you become like
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: the new it girl same type of yes roles you
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: know if you got a romantic comedy now you want
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: to do a goofy have a fun you're going to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: give it to her before you give the jennifer lawrence.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: I have to say i never understood the jennifer lawrence
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: hype and i think i do think there's something that
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: was sinister that skyrocketed her Oh, really?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've heard that story, of course, but I
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: also think she's a good actress. I think she's a
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: good actress.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: I think she is good, but I remember there was
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: the one movie that she played the wife, not the mistress. Yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: The hustler or something. The hustle.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember that movie, yeah.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: And everyone was like, oh my God, this is so amazing.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: And she had her hair up and she was dancing
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: around in this scene and everyone was like, I've never
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: seen anything like this. And I was like, And I
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: just thought she was miscast. Cause she, not only was
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: she significantly younger than the role, I believe that what
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: it was written for, but she looks young. Like she
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: had a pudding face.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: So I was just like, this was Cassie was so weird.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: And, um, I'll say this looks good in person.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: I think she taller than I thought thinner than I thought.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Good looking. Yeah.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, I do think she's good looking. I do
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: think she's talented. But it was one of those things that, like,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: you know, where people... She was, like, the first one
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: at the time. Now everyone is, like, genuine and is
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: doing pratfalls and stuff to act like they're normal. But
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: she actually had, like, a pratfall going up to get
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: an Oscar.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: And, you know. But, I mean, she was one of
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: those girls that was really good, like, with the male
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: talk show hosts and stuff.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: I remember one time Amy Schumer had such a funny
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: sketch where... When she had her sketch show where she
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: was being like a young girl or, you know, with
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: the creepy talk show host.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's fun.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: And how it was just so sexual.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Like every interview was just so sexual. I mean, some
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: of those David Letterman ones. Did you ever see that
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: one where he was like eating Jennifer Aniston's hair?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: And he was like, let me just, and he's coming around.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: Letterman?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Look it up. It was so... There's just so many
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: weird things that now we just like didn't notice how.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: Fucking weird it was. Oh, Barbara Walters interviews are like
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: crazy to watch them now. You're like, what? Yeah, it's
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: pretty nuts. But different times, yeah.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Anyway, this is weird and sad. These are these two
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: twins that, I always say two twins, they're twins. And they,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: Alice and Ellen Kessler, and they were in Germany. They
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: left post-World War II in 19, like 1952 and came
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: here and were like dancer performers. They were like on
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: the Lawrence Welk shows and all these things. They're like
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: the first late, like first dancers to like show their
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: bare legs on TV. And you know, they knew all
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: like the Frank Sinatra people and everything. And they went
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: back to Germany because they have like assisted suicide is
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: like legal.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: And they both talked to them to talk to the people,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: got their, their contract together met with the lawyers and
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: ended their life on the same day at like 89
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: oh and so then a lot of comments are like
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: why would you do that like you could live like
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: so much longer whatever and then you know a lot
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: of people it's a very controversial subject were.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: They sick i mean a lot of times when people
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: do that they have an illness that they're it didn't
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: say they're in pain of some kind it.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Didn't say it was just kind of like I don't know.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: I think they maybe just were like, well, let's not
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: go to 90, but we want to go together. We
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: would never want to live without each other. So then
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: they just did it.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's like, I don't like, like, I think
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: it's so weird. But anyway, this is crazy. This woman, 62.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: So she and her husband, she was a nurse. The
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: husband was a pilot. They had all these kids. Then
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: as she got older, they, you know, would have to
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: do like in vitro or whatever, but she was still
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: giving birth. And then she had her last kid like
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: at 62. So if the egg is not, the egg
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: was not hers, but she was healthy enough to give birth.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: So she still had some embryos. She went behind her
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: husband's back and signed his consent and put the embryos
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: in another woman or Two different women, I think. Two
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: different women. And then he was furious and said, I
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: did not want to have a 14th and a 15th kid.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't even want the 13th. This is crazy. She
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: lives in New York, 62. So then they realized that
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: there was fraud. So now she doesn't even have the kids.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: And she's trying to get them back. And they're with
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: the foster parents. And I'm like, who at like 65...
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: Is trying to have more kids. This is so creepy.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: This is like.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Remember the other girl, the Octomom?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: But she had them all at once.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: And the kids turned out to be kind of normal.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all fine.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: They're like 16 now.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: I know. And she....
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: God, are they 16?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: Close to it.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: 14, 15.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then she.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: Raised them all. I mean, she carried them all. But
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: people need to slow down with this fucking weird thing. Now,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: this was sad. Kathy Hilton and Sutton Strack, while they
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: were at BravoCon, both of their homes were broken into.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: Here in Los Angeles? Yes.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: So Sutton's was in the daytime. Okay. And the dog
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: walker came back from walking the dog and saw that
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: a window was broken and called the police. And apparently, like,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: all of her handbags and jewelry and a lot of
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: nice things was taken. But her house is very private.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: publicly seen on the show. Remember how Kris Jenner, in
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: the beginning, they'd show that house and then people realized
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: that wasn't the house?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, they really kind of need to do that
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: for these girls, I think. But, I mean, you can
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: find anyone's address now, unfortunately, and she's not in a
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: gated community or anything like that. And even Dorit said,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: she lives on a main road.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: And it is.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: It's a little bit of a busy street. I've been there,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: but very nice house. So that's really sad. And then
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Kathy Hilton was gone. And Rick Hilton called the police
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: at 10 at night because there were intruders in the house.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: And then they left. So I don't know if they
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: got anything. But terrifying because these people knew that they
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: were at the BravoCon.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: Really? I don't feel like people who are burglarizing homes
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: are up on the BravoCon schedule. But maybe.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: That's how the blink ring got started.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember that.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Because they would follow Paris and everybody. And they would
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: be posting in real time, tweeting in real time, oh,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: I'm going to this event. And then they live it.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: They do it to a lot of athletes when they're
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: in the World Series and the Super Bowl or something.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: They know they're not home and their family will be there.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: They're all watching them in the World Series and they
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: do that too. I've heard. Wow. Yeah.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: We are back with our next guest of the show.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: His name is Chris Turkey Jola. Oh, Tom Turkey?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: Tom, yeah.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: Tom, the turkey, getting all ready for Thanksgiving.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: Chris, you are killing it in this outfit.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I would like to tell everybody that I invest
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: in my Juicy Scoop appearances.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: You really do. It's $ 25 on Amazon. So I was
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: excited to bring it over and discuss Thanksgiving with you.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: Well, are you going to make an appearance as the
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: turkey today? during your thanksgiving.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: I thought about it but we go over to my
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: wife's family's house and i don't think they would get
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: the joke at all i think they would think that
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: oh chris is time to put him in a home
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: or something i don't think they would get it so
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: i did think about it but yeah so it's just
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: for this but.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Your daughter loves it she.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: Loves it yeah she's been wearing it around the house,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: and it's kind of fun. So we're all having fun.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: Everybody's having fun.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: Wait, when you're getting dressed, you told me, and I
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: like this one, that your daughter, there's a billboard.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: There's a billboard throughout Los Angeles about a woman who
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: has insurance, sells insurance.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: And I knew exactly who you meant. It's called Adriana's Insurance.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: Adriana's Insurance.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: And she's pretty, first of all, I think she's Persian.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: But people always would ask me back in the day
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: if I had any Persian in me or whatever. So
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: I think she's very attractive and clearly very successful.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: So if I myself can't be on buses and stuff,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: at least I look like a lady that is on one.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So every time we pass it, my daughter goes, look,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: Heather McDonald's billboard. And I'm always, at one point I
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: thought you really did have a, I was like, maybe
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: she does have a billboard. And then she pointed it out.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: I'm like, that's not Heather. Anyway, I wanted you to
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: know that.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: So, okay. So do you bring a dish or anything?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: We do. We do an apple pie that we bring.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: We're kind of famous for it. So we make a
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: whole day out of it.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: What kind of apples? Since you spoke about apples, what
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: kind of apples do you buy?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, geez. I don't know. I don't know what apples.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: Green ones, I think.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, you do the green.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: So it's a little soury. And we do like a
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: little machine that we have that takes all the skin
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: off the apple. That's the key. You got to make
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: sure all the skin's off the apple. Because if you
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: bite into any skin while you're eating apple pie, it
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: ruins the apple pie. It's a, there's a whole process
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: to it. I just, I'm like an assistant.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: Do you do the crust from scratch or you buy
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: the pre-crust?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: All scratch, all scratch. I don't do anything. I just,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: I help.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: She knows how to do it?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's good. Yeah. Do you do any nuts or
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: crumble or anything with it?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: No, like a, what do they call it? A lattice,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: you know, at the top. Oh, how you take the thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: We do that. I help with that.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: That is impressive.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: I know. Thank you. Where are you heading for Thanksgiving?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Here.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're staying?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: We're having Thanksgiving. We're hosting it this year.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, people are coming over?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've done... I always have people.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: I've been doing it for.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: But at this house.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: This will be the first time at this house.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: And, you know, I don't know.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: I hope it goes well. Do you want me to
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: lend my costume to Peter? Yeah, that'll be fun. So
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: you got to do all the cooking and everything? We'll see. Yeah.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: I wanted to... Get the sides brought in.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: He does not.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: And we just haven't talked about it since.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: Do you have any, like Thanksgiving, do you watch the
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: Macy's Day Parade? Have you read anything about that? All
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: the people who are going to be on it, all
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: the new floats or anything?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Why? What's exciting news?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: Nothing, you know, just exciting. There's a couple of new floats.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: Um, I mean, we'll probably just, I told people, you know,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: I hate that it gets dark so early. So I
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: like having more like an afternoon.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: Martha Stewart just said, uh, two o'clock, two o'clock is
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: the time you need to be eating dinner. You need
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: to be sitting down eating dinner at two o'clock on Thanksgiving.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: That's what Martha Stewart just said.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Well, okay. I think two slightly a little early, but
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: I like the idea of like telling everyone to get
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: there by one.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: Cause that means they'll get there by two.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: So I think we're, yeah, like 12, one, whatever. I, yeah,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: I'd like to, we do this Thanksgiving circle to say
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: what we're thankful for.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And, um, what are you thankful for this year?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: If you had to pick one thing.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm thankful for living here.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's nice.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: I love my, I love my new neighborhood and thankful that,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: you know, all the kids are doing great and my
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: nieces and nephews and, um, cousins and that's probably what
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: i'll say it's just i'm happy that everybody's like thriving
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: um i'll tell you what i'm not happy.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: About oh yeah well that's probably more fun.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: It was something that i somewhat predicted last week okay
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: when i talked about bravo con and i said well
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: i'm not i don't know that i'll actually be going
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: to the convention which i did not um i go
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: but it's difficult and i said please audience you know
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: please do scoopers that are going to bravo con Give
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: the girls and the guys a little bit of grace
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: if you run into them and they're rushing off somewhere else.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Because they have set times where you pay to take
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: photos with them. They treat them like Disney characters. And
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: then there's times where you might see them in an elevator,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: have them walking to, you know. And just give them
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: some grace. Well, sure enough, I'm starting to watch all
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: the stuff come out. And I saw one person criticize
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: that a housewife was wearing Lululemons and a jean jacket
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: in the lobby of her hotel.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, is that bad? I don't know.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: Why can't she? Like, it's her hotel. Like, if she's
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: not on stage or at the BravoCon, why can't she
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: walk around and get a coffee? It's her hotel lobby. Like,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: this is like the fact that these people thought that
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: you were supposed to be on literally every second of
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: every day. Like, there is no celebrity... That is seen
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: for three days where you have our, if you don't
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: give them all access to you still every second. So anyway,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: I'm at the MGM Grand where my show is. I
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: am not part of BravoCon. I am not being whisked
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: off in a golf cart. And, but I said, look,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: you know, I'm going to do my best to say
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: hi to everybody. I did get stopped by many people.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: I didn't make me agree, but throughout the four days
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: I saw people, Heather, we saw your show photo. No sunglasses, ugly.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: I took a photo with everybody. So this gets brought
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: to my attention that this person wants to share what
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: a bitch I was. Oh. I'm not going to say
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: her name.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: But she said, hold on. Oh, well, anyway, she mentioned,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: I'll summarize it, that she saw me at the MGM
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: Grand and I was so rude to her in the elevator.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, well, in the elevator.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: When she said hi.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: Now, I don't remember that at all. I never remember
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: being in an elevator with a Juicy Scooper. I do
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: remember people being like, hi, Heather. And sometimes when people
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: don't ask for a photo, I think that there's been
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: times where people don't ask for a photo and I've
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: had a friend that's like, want a photo? And they're like, no.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: So I don't go, let's get a photo unless you're asking.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I do. So I think when they're just like, hey, Heather,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: I think that they aren't looking for more. So anyway,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: she said at least a hand wave or a smile
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: would have been nice. I didn't stop I didn't stop
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: to chat. I was exiting the elevator and she was
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: getting on. And I said, hey, Heather. And she just
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: totally ignored me.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: So there's a group of people coming off the elevator
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: and I'm getting on.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: And I somehow missed, hey, Heather. I have a joke
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: in my act from like, whatever, eight years ago, where
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: I thought the Starbucks person was calling me Heather, but
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: they were saying hi there. So I don't know if she,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: I could have thought that this girl was saying hi
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: there to like someone behind me.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: I'm not walking around expecting to be recognized. I didn't,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: I had a very easy time walking around MGM grand.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: Lots of people didn't know who the fuck I was, whatever.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: That was fine.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: Um, so, I mean, they asked, do you want security?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I just want it just for the night,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: just to go to the nightclub. That's all I want.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: I don't need it. Walking around to get coffee the
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: day after before, like I'm not that. So anyway, I,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: I just wrote her back. Oh, you did?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because... Uh-oh.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: No, it bothered me. Like, because... And throughout the thing.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: You're not going to say this during the thankful speech
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: with the family, right?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: No, but during this little post, some people said, I
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: find this hard to believe.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: I've met her.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: She's lovely. You know, other people I personally know, I
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: saw their name in there being like, what are you
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: talking about?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: And then some were like, oh, I've heard she's a
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: bitch and this and that. And I'm like... I don't
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: know what to say. So then I just said, hi,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: her name. I remember taking lots of pics with Juicy
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: Scoopers throughout my four nights at MGM. My show was Friday.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: All day I was running around preparing. We were up
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: and out of, in and out of elevators all day.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: If you said hi in an elevator and I was
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: running to my room, I still would have said hi
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: back and I never say no to a photo. So anyway,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: when do you want to meet up?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: Ah, that's great. See you. Maybe she can come over
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: for Thanksgiving.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think that's what they want. Have her
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: here for Thanksgiving. And then probably they'd be like, I
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: got invited to Heather's for Thanksgiving. Yeah. And, you know,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: after six hours, she was like, well, thanks for coming.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, really?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: I thought we'd at least go to the seventh hour.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, with some people, you just cannot win.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: It is interesting. You know, I'm one of the most
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: famous turkeys in the world. Everybody knows that.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: And, yeah, I have to take a lot of pictures
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: as well.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you do.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: They don't care that you're going.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: To be killed. No, nobody. They just sit and eat me,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: and nobody seems to care. It's interesting that they never
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: think that they might be annoyed. You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: You ever think that people are like, oh, that guy
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: was an asshole, that celebrity or whoever. Heather was a bitch.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, but maybe you were annoying. You know
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: what I mean? A lot of times that's the case,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: drunk or whatever. You know what I mean? I'm not
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: saying this person.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: Again, it wasn't my meet and greet that I was
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: rude at.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: It was not even the day of the show and
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: I'm getting in and out of the elevator of a
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: whole different hotel. I'm not at the convention center. I'm
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: not getting paid by BravoCon. And this other girl I
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: just saw told a long story of how she met
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: one of the stars of the Valley and wanted to
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: tag along to the next party. And the girl's like, well,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: why don't you stay here? And we're going to come
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: back here anyway. Cause it's our hotel. Like people that
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: weren't staying at this hotel, they're all staying at the
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: four seasons, kept going there breakfast, lunch, and dinner to
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: try to see them and get their photos. So like
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: they never even had a break to like be off
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: at their hotel without them doing to saying they're rude.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: And then, um, And so then this girl goes, I mean,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: how rude. I'm like, why would they want you to
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: like get in the car with them? They just met you.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: She was like, Hey, we'll come back and see you guys.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: Like she was being cool. And then the girl's like,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: and she was real drunk.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 6: Ooh.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: You're not allowed to be drunk in Vegas.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: This other girl from the Valley. But I'm like, you're
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: not allowed to get drunk after you're working for three days,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: making like $ 2.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: Sorry, it's midnight in Vegas. I saw Heather and she
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: was drunk. I would hope I'd be drunk midnight in Vegas.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: What the fuck are you doing at midnight in Vegas? Like,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: I just am like, I knew it would happen. I
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: predicted it. That's why I said it last week and
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: just looked up who was rude on TikTok and all
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: these people are saying, oh, this person was nice and
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: this person, you know, was distracted or didn't look me
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: in the eye. I'm like, my God.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You want to, uh, whatever.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: So I know it's hard with you as a turkey.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, thank you for bringing that up again.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: Because I think that, you know, there's been movements to
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: get away from turkey on Thanksgiving. But then by doing that,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: it really lowers your fame. So when you talk to
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: other turkeys, what do you think? Do you think we
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: stick with your bird? Do we switch to chicken? Do
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: we go like a vegan thing?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: Uh, I believe, uh, as a Turkey, uh, that we
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: should continue with Turkey. It's put us on the map.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: We've become more famous than we've ever been for many years.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: We were just walking around. It's just a big, ugly bird.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: And now everyone loves us with a little gravy. You
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: were talking earlier about a woman who was, uh, stuffed
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: with a poopoo PPQ and as a guy who has
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: been stuffed pretty much every year, uh, I would like
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: to say that I feel for that woman and, uh,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: I hope that she gets the help she needs.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: Now that's another controversial thing that's happened over the years
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: with turkeys. Oh, my mom would make the most delicious
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: stuffing and stuff it in the turkey.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: And then about 20 years ago, right. There became another
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: propaganda that media said, you cannot put the stuffing in
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: the turkey saying that that is not okay. And that
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: you'll get salmonella, whatever poisoning.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: But, I never got salmonella, and the stuffing has never
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: been as yummy as when my mom shoved it up you.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: Yes, well.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: So do you think it's okay to go back to
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: shoving the stuffing in the turkey?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: Yes, I believe you can. I believe, you know, salmonella,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: risk it all. I think you should risk it because
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 4: it feels good.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: It's like breast implants. There was a time where they
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: said silicone, then they said, no, you need saline, and
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: then they said, actually, silicone's fine.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: Go back to silicone.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: So.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: One more thing about the turkey.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: My tits are real. I just want everyone to know that.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like this is an exclusive interview.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: Not a lot of people get me. I don't do
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: a lot of talk shows. I'm like Daniel Day-Lewis.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: Thanks for not going to Nick Vile first. I just
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: want to say that.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: I'm very private.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: Another question.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: Why is it that, you know, It's so fun to
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: cook a turkey, but we only do it at Thanksgiving.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: I'm always like, why don't I do this like two
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: months from now, and have real turkey again.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. You get turkey throughout the year, whether
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: it be turkey burgers or sliced turkey, but you.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: Don't cook a turkey. Nobody cooks a turkey themselves.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: Why is that?
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: I encourage more of it.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: I encourage turkey for not only Thanksgiving, I encourage it
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: for Christmas as well.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: I like it for Christmas.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And many of the, Valentine's Day, cook a turkey
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: for your lover. And on and on.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: What sides do you think really are staples and ones
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: that have like tried to weasel their way into the
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: table that you don't think should be there.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: Well, I believe a lot of, number one side, of course,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: is stuffing, I believe. Yes. Mashed potatoes, number two. And
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you consider gravy a side.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, we always need gravy.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course. You need gravy. And then you get
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: the other ones where it's like a green bean salad
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: with the French onion, you know, the crispy onions on top.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: My mom only did it the canned way. Not until
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: I married Peter did I even know that green beans
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: were actually non-canned, that you could get a real green
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: bean at the store.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: I thought they were only canned.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: Libby's, I believe, was the brand. Yeah.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: Sure, sure.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: And I have to say, the mushy canned, kind of tasty.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: Well, that's the same way with the cranberry sauce. I
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: don't know. Do you do just canned ocean spray out
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: of the can?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: I like, no, I like, okay, there's a Costco cranberry
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: that comes in a tub. Also, there's a Williams-Sonoma very
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: fancy cranberry.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: But it has the bits of cranberry in it.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: I don't like that.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: Okay. A lot of people don't. They like a can
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: sliced with the ridges.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You can see the can on it.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: Where do you go with corn in this? How do
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: you feel about corn?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: I like it. I eat corn as a turkey. It's
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: part of my diet.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: I saw there's a recipe also at Williams-Sonoma for a
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: corn pudding casserole. which that sounds kind of good. That
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: sounds like better than just like some roasted corn on
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: the side. Like you've got to jazz it up. You
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: wouldn't have so much fucking butter on that day. Like
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: everything has like sticks and sticks of butter. Um, sweet
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: potatoes or yams. And what's the difference? It's like alligator and.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: Uh, crocodile.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: I don't, I honestly don't know the difference between one
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: or the other.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: Do you like a sweet potato?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: I do. I do.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Do you like it mashed or do you like it
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: like in a dish?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 5: Mashed.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: Mashed. Yeah.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: My mom had a dish that was like apricots, pecans.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: And like goopity goop. And then like, and then like
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: the canned yams.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: And she's dead. And that is one recipe. I would
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: absolutely make it again. I just don't know how to
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: make it. I know someone's going to know. I know
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: some Juicy Soup is going to write me and give.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: It to me.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: Well, as a turkey.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: Thank you for having me.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: It's very hard to travel as a turkey, be a
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: stand-up as a turkey. You have to bring your equipment.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: The footwork is hard.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: It is, yeah.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: It's hard to do your meet and greets.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: But where can they touch your feathers?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: As a matter of fact, this is going to be
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: on Thursday. I'll be in Albuquerque, New Mexico tonight. Albuquerque,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: New Mexico, hyenas tonight. And then tomorrow night, I'm in
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: Santa Fe, New Mexico. Wait, hold on. Thursday.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, right, right. So this Friday, which is 21.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm at.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: November 21, you're where?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: Unit B in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: Thursday, I'm at Albuquerque. The 20th. Hyenas in Albuquerque.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: Yes. And then I have the Vermont Comedy Club on
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: December 4th, the Vermont Comedy Club, and Off Cabot Comedy
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: Club in Beverly, Massachusetts. Okay. The 5th and 6th, like
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 4: December 5th and 6th. Franjola.fun has everything.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 4: And then New Year's Eve, I'm at the La Jolla
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: Comedy Store in La Jolla, California.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Perfect New Year's Eve.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: Perfect, yeah.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: Love you, Chris. You're always such a delight.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: Thank you for having me. Gobble, gobble, gobble.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: Have a great time with your family and friends. And,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: ChrisFranjola.fun. Cover to cover. Check out his Patreon. Everything for
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: me is at heathermcdonald.net.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: Instagram. I got a lot of Instagram followers.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, good.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: Always follow him on Instagram.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: He's so funny and you post all the time. That's
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: just at Chris Frangola. And I, of course, I have
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: my streamer from this week from BravoCon and you will
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: still have until the end of Friday to watch it.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: If you have not seen it, a lot of people
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: are buying it this week and enjoying it. You just
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: go to heathermcdonald.net and you click on the tour and
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: it's there and you can stream it. and watch it
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: for the next like 48, 50 hours.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: Did you have those impressionist girls on with you?
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: I had Andrea Lopez doing Teresa and I have Anna
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: Roisman as Bethany Frankel. And they were great. They were
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: so funny. And they were so sweet. And of course
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: I had Brandon and Julie doing all like the hot housewife,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: hot topics.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: Fun.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: It was great. Thank you. Love you.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: know about the drawer. The drawer. Just the one square
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: before bed. Or two, you know. Nobody's watching.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: You deserve a treat.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: With eight flavours to choose from, you can choose the
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: flavour you favour with Cadbury Dairy Milk.