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The Old Switcheroo: Nintendo Switch Revealed & Red Dead Redemption 2 · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your
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hosts Luke I accidentally got soap in
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Dan's urethra Dan it was a bit Arty so I
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doubt Matt would understand it and Matt
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is that the Luke penis multiple nerdgasm
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your guide to All Things
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nerdy I have a question for you
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proceed all right you have there's a gun to your head oh yeah you're going to
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kill you if you don't make a decision okay you either have to have your hands
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cut off or your penis what do you go my
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hands or my penis yep
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H is there any hope for surgery later no
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where am I they cut it off that badly that it's just completely and nothing can be
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reattached uh oh man I'm going to go with my
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penis I would actually go my penis as
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well I know it seems weird but no I know I do a lot more things with my hands
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than I do with my penis yeah generally speaking I mean I
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could change that I suppose if I didn't have hands maybe I could just start
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using my penis for things that I used to use my hands for but I think society
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would frown on me and I would be shunned and I would never eat a sandwich that
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you made what's wrong with it what's wrong with the sandwich
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Luke and then I and I push it closer to you with my penis dig
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in yeah I I have no idea why but that just question popped into my head today and
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I I thought about it for about an hour did somebody hold a gun to your head and
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ask you a question Luke no there was there was no gun involved I just had to
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you just didn't want your penis anymore I wouldn't say
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that that's a good question I think it is I think a lot of people instantly go
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well I want I keep my penis but then when you start to think about it a bit
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more yeah your hairs are a lot more useful I feel like yeah the the penis is
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the I'm a man and I've got to keep my penis when you know I think uh
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practically you need those hands buddy yeah even
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thumbs would you rather lose your thumbs or your penis
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um can't play an Xbox without thumbs well you could but yeah I'm just holding
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a controller now just to seeing if I can do it and you can play with your I'm
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still even the way I'm holding up still using my thumbs to hold it in place yep
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yep it's what separates us from the beasts they've got penises they don't
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have thumbs they probably choose to keep
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their penis and go down swinging where we' have just accepted Our Fate so um
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will I be receiving medical attention at any point oh yeah you you will live all
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right cuz I mean either way I could bleed out and die yeah no no you will
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live like it's not this isn't going to kill you it's just so you it just gets
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something gets cut off and then you have to live with that the rest of your
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life which will be however long you actually going to live for anyway
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all right that seems reasonable it's a sad little meow from Atlas what's wrong
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with Atlas well I fed him and he ate it too fast and then he threw up and so now he has
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to wait until he can have some more
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food how long does he have to wait well until I make sure till it's you know he
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settles down and he's not going to vomit him otherwise it's just an endless cycle
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you know see I I would just make it that he he's missed his chance you got to
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wait for dinner now yeah see I could do that but then I'm going to have to
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listen to him meow at me like all day yeah yeah like kind of like you know
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that time you ate food too fast and vomited everywhere and you wanted more
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food and I was like no Luke not until you calm down and you just kind of yelled at me a
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lot it's something I
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do well speaking of vomiting the did you ride a
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bike no actually I
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don't I didn't think so well one of the funniest things I saw in uh in Paris
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when I was in Paris was a bike uh well the remains of a bike chained to when
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were you in Paris 7 years ago oh okay I just it's just s like you were talking
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like it was last week or something no no no no no I like to give that impression
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but no it was a long time ago but people you know people like to chain their
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bikes up uh to try avoid them being stolen I guess uh and in this case it
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didn't work cuz all all that was left was like a piece of the frame that had
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been Chained and they literally just removed everything else off the bike and
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uh yeah I guess to construct a new bike from the parts that made me laugh but
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bike locks uh I guess it's a technology that's not uh not Advanced too much in
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in recent years they're pretty basic from what I understand y it's a they're
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more of a deterrent than anything else aren't they they are um but apparently
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one of the problems is that you can just kind of cut them off if You' got the
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right tools yeah although I kind imagine that's like particularly
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inconspicuous right like no cuz well it wouldn't be but I know it happens in
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cber all the time really like people cut yeah huh what do they use to cut through
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the the lock if I may ask if you know I have no idea okay cuz you can get like
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uh I think you can get cordless uh Grinders or I fig what you
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what do you call those things I've always called them a grinder but I don't
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know if that's what they call an angle grinder isn't it yeah okay that's what I
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thought yeah you could use one of those right well not anymore thanks to
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Kickstarter because formula D1 which is
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a weird name uh is a new vomit inducing gas uh that they've put
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inside this new device called the skunk lock and basically what happens is when
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the thieves if you're a thief and you come along you try and cut the the the
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lock off it'll spray this [ __ ] in your face uh and apparently at um it just
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causes you to vomit um so your bike will be safe but covered in vomit although or
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your bike will just be gone and there'll be a pool of vomit yeah you know what I
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just thought of that like I mean you will stop vomiting at some point I
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assume and then you can just ride off on the bike and then yeah so so yeah there you
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go you'll come back to to a a lock covered in vomit where your bike used to
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be yep yeah cuz I could say like if they're committing to stealing the
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bike throwing up are going to stop them doing that yeah at uh apparently at 2
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feet the uh the smell or the the spray is so bad that it induces vomiting in
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99% of people so how much is it going to be uh the lock you know what I don't
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know uh I'm actually trying to find on it's actually on Indiegogo not
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Kickstarter inogo that's why I couldn't find it yeah uh 100 bucks okay that's
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which I mean it's not bad I don't know well I know bikes are quite expensive so
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oh yeah it's actually got an animated gift of someone using a angle grinder to
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cut off a bike lock so we were correct in our assumption but yeah I don't know
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I don't know how how much I mean yeah it's going to make the guy vomit but or
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girl guy probably we're Shifty yeah yeah
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it says here that they haven't tested it on actual thieves but they tested it on
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themselves well the thing I'm sort of looking at like so it's it says skunk
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lock on it so people who ride bikes they going know exactly what it is but the
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common thief's just going to go that's a lock I'm going to take it right and then
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they'll cut it off and they'll go oh Jesus I'm vomiting oh well I better ride
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away from the smell with on this bike I just
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stole yeah I like this too uh at ft at 2T it's it's vomiting juicing at 5T it's
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very noticeable and the initial reaction is to move away from it like is that an
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involuntary action I don't think so it's just it smells bad I could say if I
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don't know how much a normal bike lock costs I have no idea I could see maybe
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if the normal bike lock was 80 I could maybe see spending an extra 20 to get
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this one sure 80 bucks man if they're just cutting them off willy-nilly I
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wouldn't want to pay $80 for one cuz you've got to buy a new bike as well I'm
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just not going to get a bike cuz how much is a bike I know a guy who rides in
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his bikes cost like three and a half $4,000 wow how how fast is it s that's a
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weird question it's fast as he pedals what what is the difference between that
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bike and one that cost a couple hundred bucks I think it's uh the first thing
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off the bat would be weight so it is so it can go faster well yeah well no it
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still goes on how fast you pedal yeah but he but like once you're riding
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it on a couple ones that are a couple hundred dolls are um they're like
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stainless steel huh so they weigh a ton and then you get like the carbon fiber
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things which weigh nothing so so it's easier to to Pedal you can carry it
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upstairs and lock it in your house so you don't need a lock oh okay too sh
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your front door saves you 80 bucks or 100 bucks in this case and and some
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vomit to clean up off the ground there you go yeah well apparently
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um uh in San Francisco uh it's a big issue people stealing bikes cuz they
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were a big biking Community around there uh I guess cuz it's a city and it's a
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busy and and actually yeah we rode bikes around San Francisco when we were there
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did you hold hands uh hm did we uh while
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we were riding the bikes yeah yeah I
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think we probably did was uh Dan Dave and Paul and I yeah I'm almost certain
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we did yeah yep I could just see that was of just holding hands just riding down the hill
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into the sunset yeah after we' angle grinded the locks off the bikes we were
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running it's a good thing it was before these new throw up locks came out yeah
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well we were drunk and throwing up anyway wouldn't have mattered ah yep
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yeah well I guess it just goes to show there's some jerks out
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there and speaking of jerks did you see did you read this article
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about I did James Woods so James Woods I'm G let you go through the story but
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there's something I'm going to question and call [ __ ] on at the end all
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right all right uh James Woods he he's a Rhode Island local and apparently um I
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didn't know that yeah apparently uh people bump into him here all the time
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like I haven't seen him yet haven't been here long enough but um a lot of people
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that that I know here have encountered him over the years cuz he just
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he just lives here so yeah does about his daily life yeah it's a small state
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and uh and he hangs out a lot of places where other people are uh but he uh he a
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few years ago uh well sorry 2015 uh so one year ago he
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sued a Twitter user for $10 million because uh somebody on Twitter called
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him a cocaine addict so he he hired a
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lawyer and he he sued them there was a an appeal from the lawyer of the person
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on Twitter uh and it was dropped
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recently because the defendant died
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so uh yeah that could sort of put a stop to proceedings actually know it it can't
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he can still go for it I think well Su
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his estate yeah well no he he I think he
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is right James Woods is still suing the guy's appeal has been dropped because he
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died so I guess the original court case is still you know still going it's a
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it's a slap motion I guess I'm not sure what that means it's like uh like you
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know to say that he's not allowed to say things about I don't know if James Woods
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gets money though slap okay yeah a strategic lawsuit against public
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participation is a lawsuit that is intended to censor intimidate and
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silence critics by burning them with the cost of a legal defense until they
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abandon their criticism or opposition all right well I guess guy is not going
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to be saying things about James Woods anymore was he saying it a lot to begin
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with I don't know it doesn't really say however James Woods tweeted uh recently
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in response to to the fact that the case had been dropped he said the Slime who
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libeled me just dropped his appeal contesting my Victorious slap motion
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perennial loser and then the Twitter handle Lisa Bloom isn't yapping so much
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now that's uh the Twitter user is the the guy's lawyer oh okay right didn't
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explain that the guy had died and then it's my favorite bit
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somebody tweeted at him and said he's dead you [ __ ] geriatric
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[ __ ] to which James Woods replied screaming my name I hope learn this liel
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me I'll sue you if you die I'll follow you to the bowels of Hell get
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it which is an amazing response yeah
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yeah don't [ __ ] with James Woods no but he's a part where I'm going to call
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[ __ ] okay what would you say he
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would be best known for James Woods yep
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John Carpenters vampires that video drone there are many things in this
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article he says he is perhaps best known for winning the role model award at the
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2,000 young Hollywoods Awards I don't even know what that
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is no but I don't know I think they've gone for that because of making fun of
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like role model award but yeah he's not best known for that no I think that's
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probably just a subtle subtle [ __ ] it's not subtle at all I think that's
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just a yeah a little dig at his uh behavior that is funny yeah yeah I know
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he's definitely famous for a bunch of other stuff yeah uh Family Guy for
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example he's on that every now and again does he do the voice of himself on
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Family Guy or is it someone making fun of him I've never EST I never looked
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into it I'm pretty sure it's him I will find out all right they do tend to get
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get people to voice their own characters a lot of the time yeah um just give me a
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moment Talk Amongst yourselves who is James Woods on Family
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Guy oh it just says who he is James Woods Family Guy voice yep Family Guy he
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voices himself there you go well I guess he does have a sense of humor sometimes
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I mean maybe this is all like a misunderstanding I just get the feeling
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that the guy didn't maybe say it once it could be CU it just seemes like
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a lot of effort for someone to say someone Twitter said something once and
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he goes after him yeah like I don't know if it was the same level of harassment
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as people have been receiving on Twitter other people uh maybe this guy was just
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just harassing him about it stop snorting coke every day if you want to
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snort coke go for it hear that James Woods snort away buddy oh wait no no
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he's not a cocaine addict that's the whole point doesn't mean he doesn't snort C
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that's true maybe he's just upset that he's called an addict he can stop
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anytime he wants that's your Mantra isn't it yep how's your gin no I've just
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accepted the fact I'm an addict how's the Gin today it's quite nice actually
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I've got a coffee not jealous of that at all we're not um we're not opposites
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anymore there was a period of time where we were just opposite times like it was
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uh like for example it's 8:00 a.m. now it would be 8:00 p.m. for you that was
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like that for a while but uh what what time is it there now um it's nearly
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11:00 at night oh wow I'm sorry about that that's okay it's not that late that
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means we're both a bit sleepy so it's good [Music]
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yeah you like Chloe morrettes don't you I do mhm MH I thought so not as much as
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the guy that Dan saw on the uh on the plane but um no with that Chloe meritz
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Marathon I I haven't done a marathon
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I'll watch the occasional movie Well I this might interest you because I know
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you like her and you also like Rooster Teeth mhm the um the internet video uh
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Peddlers and sorry that's the best description I can come up with on the
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spot uh they can use that if they want internet video Peddlers um well
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apparently they're teaming up to uh to do yeah I've seen one of the videos so
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far just a bit of a tease of what coming out oh okay I didn't um I didn't watch
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the video but they're doing a series it's basically about um women in the
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video game industry isn't it yeah which I didn't know there was a problem with
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with it yeah I know it's one of those things apparently we're not aware of
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them because there isn't a problem for us um but apparently second I lose my
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penis that's right she's out there helping that and makes it a bit easier
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if people are having problem being Gamers which yeah I don't understand how
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CU you just play games is it Gamers or is it people in the industry oh no it's
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just game yeah gamers in general yeah yeah it's cuz she just went online with
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she was the video I saw was her just playing rocket league with the guys from
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Achievement Hunter right okay well that does change things about actually I
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didn't realized that it was that there were kind of a stigma around women just
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playing games in general anymore because there's a [ __ ] shitload of girls who
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play video games now I think there is still I think one thing that happens is
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the second and girl plays a game and she get bombarded with messages and things
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like that yeah okay that's true how is this going to prevent that though or is
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this going to encourage more girls to play and then people eventually just get
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over it I I'm sure it'll pan out in the end but I hope people will get over it
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soon if people want to play games let them you don't you don't harass women on
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the internet no no why not I sort of skipped that phase huh yeah I tend to
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just not abuse anyone interesting interesting how's that working out for
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you I'm great I don't get anything abused
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back wow must be wonderful in luk
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world I tend not to play games online because uh I'm not very good at them and
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I generally just get harassed that that is oh vouch for that you are terrible
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yeah well that's the thing right I don't know I I think people kids playing video
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games will latch on to whatever it is that you're sensitive about and [ __ ]
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have at you I think that's probably the source of the problem you know even
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though you are terrible at caves I still like playing with you and I don't care
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if we win or lose oh yeah L you're adorable but yes uh I'm happy to play
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with you and um I just don't want to play with kids on the internet when they
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start making fun of us exactly because we're
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women all right well here's a game you should play uh was a Kickstarter project
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it was a successful Kickstarter got made into a game uh and it's great and it's
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called sunless Seas if you heard of it
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sunless Seas no all right it is it might not be quite right for you because you
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have to read a lot and I know you're not super into reading no stopped that a
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while ago yeah you you don't play video games to read got up to LMN and just
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went this is [ __ ] it's not a Star Wars novel or a
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Halo novel no I know you do read I know you do or you you're used to at least or
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have you actually stopped I can read I know you can CU you you often
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read things that are in the spreadsheet every week but you do enjoy reading it
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some sometimes yes so sunless Seas is
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kind of like uh it's hard to describe it's a game the story line is that uh
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London was stolen by bats and taken underground and now
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exists uh on a vast underground ocean um
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and you are the captain of a steamboat and I'm moving to
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Australia who why would I hang around London it's underwater it was not
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underwater it's uh it's on the water in a on a sea that's underground and
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apparently you can go up to the surface I haven't done that yet actually that's
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one of the things I need to do uh in the game but you start out in London and
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it's kind of like a Choose Your Own Adventure in a way um and you can do
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certain things uh in in the city while you're there uh and there are a bunch of
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I guess different options for things you can do like you can um you can rest at
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your uh home you can go and visit the uh
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admiralty and give them like reports for like other cities that you've traveled
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to uh and once you've exhausted all your options in the city you then you sell
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your boat around uh well you don't really sell it CU it's a steamboat [ __ ]
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me you Steamboat your boat around and travel to different ports uh and
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explore and every time you you land somewhere you get a different series of
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stories for that place uh and there are certain requirements like for example um
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if you've collected a certain number of stories you collect stories and you
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collect uh like uh artifacts and what do you mean by collect stories yeah okay
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like I said it's difficult to explain this game I don't know what it's it's
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interesting like so if you land in a port right and then you say explore
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you'll there are kind of Random Encounters that will occur and you'll
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meet say an old man and he'll tell you a story and then you then have in your
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inventory a story kind of thing oh okay so it's kind of like that and it's it's
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like it's quirky and a bit weird with things like that like you collect
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stories you collect artifacts you collect memories of um of foreign Shores
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for example like is an inventory item memory of of a foreign Shore I think is
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what it's called um and then those things are requirements for other uh
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missions and encounters later so you can land on on an island and there'll be
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some guy there and he's like oh if you can tell me about the great island of
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goooo you know I'll I'll share another story with you and so you kind of trade
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them it's interesting and fun it's uh like at first when I started first
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started playing it I was like a this is a bit weird uh and I didn't quite understand but
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then as the more you play it the kind of I guess uh oddness of it grows on you
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and and you kind of you learn you learn how it works like it's just a bit um I
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don't know it's it's really good it's well written uh and and when you when
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you're piloting your boat around you encounter B enemies you can shoot you
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can upgrade your engines and your weapons to to move around and you will
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die very often and when when you die the next character you play is is uh
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associated with the previous character in some way like it's either the the
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child or the somebody who was on the ship with you kind of thing you can
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choose one of those options and then you pass down things to the next Captain but
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you have to choose one so for example so you don't get everything that you've got
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but you get bits and pieces like cuz you you the cuz the map is sort of
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randomized every time unless you pass your chart down to your to the next
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person in which case all the islands stay in the same spot otherwise they
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might shift a bit um because okay because the whole map is black at first
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you have to explore unless you pass your chart down to the next person in which
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case it's still revealed but if you do that that means you can't pass down
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money or you can't pass down you have different abilities like um Iron is for
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battle like pages is for like intelligence like it's like I said you
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got to get used to the terms in it but um once you do it's it's really fun
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anyway it's a really good game uh it's want to play it yeah it's pretty cheap I
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think it might actually be on sale right now I'm not sure if that'll still apply
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not oh okay was it like 16 bucks or something 19 moment okay yeah no I I'd
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say it's worth it it's on my wish list like I said I just uh I got it a while
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ago and I hadn't played it and then uh I mean like a week ago I was like oh let's
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have a look at this and I've now played 16 hours which is quite a lot for me
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that is a hell of a lot for you yeah but it's because I can just kind of jump in
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and play for you know like half an hour here and there uh and so and also I
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don't have a job right now because I'm not allowed to work so because of my
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Visa so I do have some spare time right now my computer's not up for gaming at
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the moment this does not require a fast computer I've been playing it on my my
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laptop which is just a um I bought the you've seen it the the MacBook the small
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one that thing that weighs nothing yeah yeah the 12in MacBook [ __ ] I love this
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computer by the way like I was I was a bit worried at first that it wouldn't
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wouldn't be powerful enough or I would want a bigger screen or anything and no
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it's great it's perfect for now and then when I once I'm all sorted out here
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maybe I'll get a PC or something if I want to play games but probably not I
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was planning to buy a PC next week actually at PX oh that's right you've
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talked about that before but then I ran out of money oh I spent too much in
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America oh okay well sorry about that it's okay it was worth it maybe you can
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win one I can try or you could use your podcast powers to try and get a freebie
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from somewhere I'm not using the powers for evil it's not for evil you could
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then you could review it it's a computer it downloaded my porn pretty
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good yeah see I always think that too I'm like a I don't want to ask for stuff
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cuz it's dodgy that's how this thing that's how this works yeah but I just
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feel we don't ask for things no I know I'm the same there's probably way more
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things we could get away with with but we don't like I see all these people
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that are online that get all these free games on the Xbox to play and I'm sort
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of like my gamer scores bigger than yours I play more I should be getting
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free games yeah that is true my spin-off podcast your gamer score is is very high
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what's your spin-off podcast going to be about me playing
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games so it's just the the pretty much just the audio playing games I'm not
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going to I I think I'm going to have a spin-off one where I just talk about a
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game I purchased that week and do a quick review on it are you really going
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to do that I think I will I've been toying around with it for a couple of
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weeks now and I'm starting to think I will so you're announcing this now on
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the show I'm announcing it now I need a name though I can't think of a name all
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right listeners what should Luke call his new podcast I will get them to
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suggest WR in podcast multipl nerdgasm tocom or go to multip nerdgasm
27:58
comment and let us know what Luke should call his new podcast will you have
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guests can Dan and I be on it and then it'll just be the
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same well I'm thinking it's just going to be me doing reviews and then I'll
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have guests on the talk every now and again okay all right cool do it but
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we'll see what happens when I start doing it I'll probably start when I get
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back from packs though all right do a few Test shows just for yourself maybe
28:24
and then see what you think oh I've already run through one in my head cuz I
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this horrible game the other day all right and I wanted to review and put it
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out there to stop people from buying it all right well no spoilers we'll we'll
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wait for that to to come out but what I'm thinking about is like
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because I normally buy games as they come out yeah I know a lot of the Indie
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Games come out as well so I could buy it and do put a review up within a couple
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of days yeah I know you buy like literally every game mhm like I already brought the new
28:54
Batman well not the new Batman but the oh the uh The Telltale one no I've got
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that as well oh return to Arkham you mean return to Arkham I've finished that
29:06
really yep you played through both of them both of them I haven't gone through
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and got all the achievements or anything but I've finished the story of both of
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them that only came out the other day yeah all right I was I had three days
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off work last week cuz I was sick and so I played Batman and watched
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documentaries what documentaries did you watch um king of Kong oh cool that's a great
29:32
one and the other one after that uh the one about nibler nibler from future
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armor no no no there was another game there was the first person who ever
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score a billion points on nibler oh okay the first person to score a billion
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points so it's a lot of people that were in King of Kong are actually in that as
29:54
well cuz it's about Twin Galaxies and that's where it was set and yeah right
29:59
about this guy finding out that he doesn't actually have the high score in
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it as he thought he had the years him going back and getting the high score
30:09
again oh all right that sounds interesting I'll check that out no
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definitely definitely give that one a look it was it was great because I
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watched that that's when I went back to King of Kong you're right yeah I love
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king of Kong [ __ ] ridiculous movie or documentary so how this high score has
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been set in just in June oh really I didn't know that yep it's 1.2 million
30:32
now it's the highest score in Donkey Kong I learned apparently M&M is very
30:36
good at Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong junr maybe yeah um he got into it after
30:41
watching King of Kong yeah it's funny and he just realized he was really good
30:44
at it funny all right but how is returned to Arkham so uh it's finally
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out and we're going to encourage Dan to play it obviously and I'm I want to get
30:54
it going to love it I want to get it the same game but I know I know but I've got
30:58
to I've got to be really careful cuz I until uh everything's sorted out I
31:04
basically can't buy any games right now oh definitely it is cuz I've played
31:09
through Arkham Asylum three times now wow okay I've played through it once
31:14
play on 360 PC and and now this on Xbox one now and it
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just it gets better every time really yep okay it was a great game I played
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through it once and and yeah it was it was awesome but yeah wow no it just get
31:30
better I want to go back and actually get all of the now how you can find the
31:34
tape so they've got recording yeah the the interviews I want to go and find all
31:38
of them oh my God not all the secrets I just want the
31:43
recordings were great yeah okay yeah that makes sense and it actually made me
31:47
want to go back and play the third game again but then I wouldn't get
31:51
achievement so I went no thir game is great what uh so does it visually now
31:57
the the upgrades does it look like the third game kind of thing is that what
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we're talking about like visually or is it better yeah pretty much I I think it
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doesn't look quite as good as the third one oh okay oh I mean still the third
32:10
one looked really it's still in my head it's still it looks exactly the same as
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it did on the 360 but you know how you remember things a lot differently yeah
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yeah sure yeah cool all right well maybe talk about it a bit more when Dan's back
32:22
because we want to encourage him to play it oh yeah he definitely needs to get it
32:26
yeah I oh yeah he could have could just play the 3601 If he if he wants like
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it's that 360 anymore no oh is it backwards compatible um no oh okay well
32:39
then he can't fine I was going to say either way he should play it in in some form
32:43
because it's great yes yeah it gets better with every playthrough I don't
32:47
know how but I really want to go back and play the third one again though but
32:51
yeah no I really enjoyed well I really enjoyed all of
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them um I don't know why it took me so long to play this the third one yeah I
32:58
think the the third one ends so strongly I think the third one is is nearly as
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good as the first one yeah yeah no I I really liked it the whole the whole plot
33:07
was really cool yeah there was lots to do the the way the Batmobile was
33:10
implemented was really good like it it changed the game enough to make it like
33:16
different it was yeah they did a really good job yep and when we say third one
33:20
we mean Arkham Knight not Arkham Origins that one doesn't exist and it's not part
33:25
of the Rock Steady that's right trilogy that's I've only played a little bit of
33:29
it and I mean it seemed like very similar but um as I understand it it was
33:34
just overall not as good so I did all they did was they took the second game
33:39
and just just released that pretty much and then made it that it's not a jail
33:45
yet right yeah and don't worry you can beat up the police because they're all
33:50
bad yeah so only bad police work on Christmas Eve
33:55
what no that's that's actually a fact only bad police work on Christmas it's
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uh when you said this the first time I went there is no way possible and the
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first thing I typed in was Babylon 5 because you cannot find anything for
35:16
Babylon 5 mhm mhm um I found four shirts
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at least there you go yeah then they're
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good right I assume yeah yeah cuz I mean I am going to buy the volon Ambassador K
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one see I haven't watched Babylon 5 uh I've seen like a couple episodes but
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actually um Babylon 5 there's a good chance it's going to be my next tattoo
35:42
really that's how much I love Babylon 5 and that's why I love the fact I finally
35:46
found a T-shirt oh yeah there you go see told you anything I mean I'm sure that's
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Witcher and there are just pages and pages of these really cool shirts um of
36:40
you know there's there's designs for each of the um Witcher signs there's
36:45
like uh you know the wolf logo there's
36:48
there's one of Siri there uh Yen like I don't know it's really cool you you'll
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well this a this a [ __ ] cool website um yeah I'm really excited that um that
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they want to work with us so it's cool yeah yeah I'm just trying to work out my
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first order now actually no I'll I'll leave that for later closing the website
37:34
now otherwise I won't talk anymore there's a few new things we need
37:40
to talk about some some exciting nerdy news I'm upset okay not upset I'm just
37:45
uh I'm a little sad that Dan's not here to talk about some of these things um so
37:49
we may need to touch on them again next week when he's back oh yeah he's he's
37:53
not well he's lost his voice which is why he's not here oh oh I may not be
37:56
here next week what no no I'll be here next week the week after oh it depends
38:02
when we're recording and when I'm at pack oh okay well we can we can figure
38:06
something out but I'll have you still hear my voice during that time yeah of
38:10
course because when when the listeners hear this episode you will be at PA at
38:15
this very moment so yes being very very drunk hitting on
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Major Nelson a that's my whole plan for PS he doesn't know how lucky he is yet
38:26
yep so you going to interview him big hugs I'm going to try and do a lot lots
38:32
of things to him and with him good good was a bit of bit of Sizzle
38:38
for uh for some upcoming content yeah what some stuff got announced this week
38:44
where do you want to start um I don't know should we go Nintendo or red
38:50
dead I'm excited for both yeah uh do you want do we'll do Red Dead first there's
38:56
not a whole lot to say uh cuz I mean there's just a little trailer and then
39:00
they've made the announcement they Rockstar is working on Red Dead
39:02
Redemption 2 which is y I mean that's a bit weird uh if you think about it cuz
39:08
it's actually the third one in the Red Dead series yeah cuz it's Red Dead
39:12
Revolver was the original and then Red Dead Redemption and now Red Dead
39:16
Redemption 2 but also is it is it John maren like yeah it's a prequel it looks
39:21
like it's going to be from when he was in the gang well then how can it be two
39:26
I'm just I'm confused of I mean look whatever who cares but it's see I it's
39:31
still going to play it but isn't Red Dead Revolver the prequel to Red Dead
39:35
Redemption I mean not the prequel but it was the first game that's just the same
39:38
universe the the second one Red Dead Redemption it couldn't be a a full
39:44
sequel to that because that was also talking about like the death of the old
39:47
W West right okay cuz I haven't I haven't played revolver but um uh yeah
39:52
no no revolver I haven't played but Redemption yeah that was sort of yeah
39:57
like it's you couldn't go after that because yeah the old west is gone
40:01
there's cars now yeah everyone's got jobs also spoilers like sorry listeners
40:07
spoilers but you play through your entire life like in the game like John
40:13
his life gets played out well no you you play from when he's married and got a
40:18
kid and he's trying to be good right and then you play out the rest of his life
40:24
yeah exactly that's what I mean so a whole Gap when he was in in the gangs and running
40:29
around we haven't played but this time it means we might be able to sleep with
40:36
prostitutes and that's what the game was missing y not least oh I can't do it I'm
40:42
a family man no you get in there
40:46
John yeah he's uh he's freed up a bit in this one well maybe he'll meet his wife
40:51
and and all that kind of stuff in this one but this is actually all speculation
40:56
cuz we don't no no no no we don't know all we know is that he's in it uh based
41:01
on the Silhouettes that are visible in the promo picture and if you actually
41:06
look at the Silhouettes um some of them actually look like the people he killed
41:11
in the second one okay well that's that should be fun to to learn more about the
41:17
backstory but rockar sort of annoy me bethesa come out and went hey we've made
41:22
Fallout 4 and it's going to be out later this year uhhuh which roxar going we've
41:26
making Dead Redemption you've got another year and a half to
41:30
wait year and a half is a long time really just want someone to come out
41:35
with a AAA title that everyone's waiting for to go hey we've been working on
41:40
this you can get it now yeah they did a good job with that with with Fallout
41:45
like they announced it and it came out real quick that was good yeah uh there's
41:49
a little teaser for Red Dead 2 um it's just a short video doesn't give away any
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plot just shows some some stuff I mean it looks good it looks like um you know
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it actually reminded me a lot of Witcher 3 like it looks really pretty and um I
42:04
and those I think gameplay wise Witcher 3 and red dead were pretty similar um
42:10
like not in story and and overall but just kind of like the style of game
42:14
they're kind of similar I'm just hoping that they will focus a lot on the single
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player and not oh yeah what they've done with GTA5 and go
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multiplayer I haven't played GTA 5 at all oh it's a jd5 is a great game but
42:29
then I think Rockstar found out they they're making a lot more money off
42:34
microtransactions from the multiplayer than they are the single player yeah you
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know we're probably not going to get any single player DLC with it now I thing
42:43
that annoys me a little bit like I don't know GTA 5 how long how long ago is that
42:48
did that come out like GTA 5 that'd be 3 years now I think yeah and every time
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there's a sale like steam or on Xbox right they don't really discount it they
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just make it the same price but then they throw in in-game money as like you
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get free you know like $10,000 in the game I'm like [ __ ] off yeah well it's a
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three-year-old game like it shouldn't shouldn't still be I mean a $100 in
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Australia or I think it's like 50 bucks here but like [ __ ]
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off plus they re-released it on the Xbox One and then it was full price again
43:25
like yep come on guys but they did do a lot of work on it but still it's yeah I
43:31
know EA does this with Call of Duty too or they used to at least they would like
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milk full price for as long as possible like come on guys discount it
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properly yeah I don't know why they don't because they are like a lot of the
43:46
money they're making is from the multi the micr transactions now
43:51
like so I guess they don't need try and get more people in they clearly don't
43:55
need to if they if they needed to they would so yeah trust me they know how to
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make money yeah yeah I guess it's it's probably working out for them but I
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don't know I'm just I don't care about GTA enough to buy it at full price but I
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guess I'm probably in the minority because people love those games but yep
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CU I purchased it twice yeah right I'll probably never play it I just I don't
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not that interested I'll play Red Dead I [ __ ] I loved Red Dead Redemption uh and
44:22
uh and like you know which are three again they're not really the same but
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you know what I mean when I say that the same kind of game like open world
44:28
they've both got horses yeah yeah like they they feel a bit similar uh yeah
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yeah I'll play those not g to play GTA the world is just not interesting to me in
44:41
GTA Los Angeles yeah I could it I could do that
44:46
in real life not interesting to me oh that's the thing when I played through
44:50
GTA I kept go around I walk down here with mat and that's where we had lunch
44:55
over there and Yep this is where we evidently the memories aren't aren't
45:00
worth it for you no this is where we Gunn down all those [Laughter] [Music]
45:07
people all right so the Nintendo switch has been announced yes so I don't know
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why companies all tend to do this there's a name out there and this time
45:17
it was the NX which AG grew on me yep but now they' G nope we're now calling it The
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Switch they do this all the time the most famous is the Wii when it was the
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Nintendo Revolution and everyone was like that's a great name and then
45:31
they're like it's the Wii everyone was like the [ __ ] is that well they've sort
45:36
of done the same thing cuz the way it was hey like this is a thing that you
45:39
brings everyone together and so we we play the game and that's what it is this
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time it's a switch because it's a console but it's also a handheld device
45:49
yeah I got it looks cool it looks really cool uh but so did the Wii when I first
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saw pictures of it and like the concept so I think the the big thing
46:02
with this and I guess they everyone should be wary of this as well is it
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needs to have games yeah like that's the biggest issue with the um the Wii U and
46:15
the and and ended up being the issue with the Wii is that didn't have enough
46:19
stuff on it all third all third party developers went look we're not selling
46:23
enough we're not going to make games for it anymore yeah yeah exactly well this
46:28
time around you've already got well Bethesda when they announced it they
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showed Skyrim on it yeah but then Bethesda came out and went we haven't
46:37
announced that yet so it's not confirmed yeah right so it might not have scarum on it at
46:44
all going to Skyrim is about six years old at this point so that's actually not
46:50
as exciting as it might seem well it's sort of is cuz I'm buying Skyrim in
46:55
about yeah 10 hours yeah but what version of Skyrim is this going to have
47:01
on it is it going to be the uh the the original 360 version which like it was a
47:06
360 game is it going to be that or is it going to be the the new version like we
47:11
don't really know yet what the power of this device no they haven't gotten a lot
47:16
but it does look like it's going to be current generation it's going to be up
47:20
there with Xbox one and PlayStation it looks like how can it be in a device
47:24
that small that's that's the biggest cuz even have you seen the dock that it goes
47:29
in yeah but the dock that's just a dock the dock does nothing it just charges it
47:33
and connects it to the television that's yeah exactly so it's basically an iPad
47:37
uh yeah so that's what I mean I don't see how it can be current gen unless
47:42
they've like [ __ ] I don't know they've there've been some advances in
47:48
technology where you can get an Xbox One into you know a device that small cuz I
47:52
don't think you can do that yet I maybe I'm wrong but uh I don't I don't know I
47:58
mean it could definitely be more powerful than a 360 I mean even if it's
48:02
like for the handheld stuff it doesn't need to be as powerful but if you know
48:07
you're going to be hooking up to a TV like a HD TV like I don't know I'm worried they're
48:13
going to be behind again you know that's all that's all I'm saying I think I'm
48:17
going to get one I think I probably will as well but I reserve the right to
48:22
change my mind if it ends up being a bit [ __ ] yep I'm probably going to get one
48:26
the day it comes out well yeah I don't know because I can
48:33
finally play Zelda again well you could play zelder on the Wii U
48:38
now yeah but why would I buy a Wii U to play Zelda why would you buy one of
48:44
these to play Zelda well why would I buy a Wii U
48:48
that's going to be sort of even Nintendo said the Wii U is a piece of [ __ ] yeah I
48:53
think the Wii U words but yeah I know the Wii U is kind of like the the
49:00
halfway between what they wanted to do and then this kind of thing like the Wii
49:05
and then and then the switch like the the switch is kind of like the Wii U if
49:12
the Wii U was just the the controller you know it didn't have the the the Box
49:17
sitting on the shelf um so it seems like maybe this is what they wanted to do but
49:22
they couldn't but yeah my only concern is how are they going to fit a current
49:27
gen console into that little device yeah well we're going to have to wait and see
49:31
they they they'll come out and give us more soon I don't know why it being so
49:35
secretive it comes out in March yeah well I don't know maybe maybe
49:41
it's because it's not actually that good they don't want to let anyone know yet I
49:46
don't know this this is their last chance you're putting them on screw this
49:52
up they're done it's interesting that it doesn't have um a screen or seemingly
49:57
doesn't have a touch screen yeah they haven't said anything about
50:04
it but they haven't said it doesn't have one yeah but they haven't said that it
50:09
does they also haven't spoken about how long the battery life is no it's a good
50:15
concept the way the controllers come off the side and you can kind of share them
50:19
with people or you can hook up like a Pro Controller like it seems like I
50:23
don't know it looks really cool I just I don't know I've been hurt
50:28
before like even though the Wii was a
50:31
fun it wasn't a good console no it was everyone played the Wii when it came out
50:37
for the first month or two cuz everyone had the same injuries and then it just sat on the
50:43
Shelf yeah this thing takes cartridges too which is
50:50
interesting well it has to you can't if it's you're going to be moving around
50:53
with it it you can't have discs yeah good point
50:57
Point yeah I like the idea that my
51:01
console can kind of just travel with me
51:05
and you know if this has I mean if they if if Witcher three is on this [ __ ]
51:10
I'll probably buy one if I can have a portable Witcher 3 but I don't know what
51:16
I liked on the ad was like it's sort of getting up there you just set it up in
51:19
the plane and a way you go yeah that yes see that that is very appealing to me
51:25
but then I have a 3DS uh which I use for that but having it be the same console
51:31
that I use at home but that's what I mean though it's got to be powerful
51:34
enough to I want I've got to want to use it when I'm not on an airplane as well
51:37
you know yes cuz you don't fly that often as much as you like the name drop
51:41
cities you go to that's right I'm not traveling that much and I love my 3DS in
51:46
for those very specific situations and when I used to catch the train to work I
51:51
used to play my 3DS a lot and I would probably play with this a lot but the
51:57
the ideal scenario is I use this all the time so like when I get home I still
52:02
play on this because it's my primary gaming machine so I want them to make it
52:07
powerful enough that that can be real you know what I mean yeah so mine it's
52:11
going to be I'm still going to be Xbox as my primary gaming machine M because
52:16
achievement whall I can't stop yeah but
52:20
I I think I quite like the switch to take to work and play at lunch and
52:25
things yeah yeah I think I think having that bigger screen I think makes a big
52:30
difference yeah no it looks cool I think it's going to be good depending on the
52:34
price and again you know the third party games I think it might be worth picking
52:38
one up um they need to work on I know in the past they've had trouble with uh
52:45
making them developer friendly I know they don't want to compete necessarily
52:49
with with Microsoft and Playstation they're trying to like and Sony they're
52:54
trying to do their own thing like they've said that you know but they also need to
52:59
understand that Microsoft and Sony like and PC
53:05
they're kind of all hovering around the same sort of Hardware so the games can
53:10
be cross-compatible whereas if Nintendo goes off and does their own thing they
53:13
can't have those games I think a part of the problem was is no one wanted to make
53:16
games that uses the Wii remote because right but then they they have to Target
53:21
that specifically and then if they don't have enough market share it's not worth
53:24
it exactly but this time I haven't seen anything about people jumping around
53:29
stupidly with these the switch Yeah there's none of that there's no touch
53:33
screen uh it it's seems fairly straightforward it all just sit down
53:38
pick up a controller and play so that's going to be also very developer friendly
53:44
yes yeah they don't have to cater for strange controls cuz if you look at like
53:48
the Wii remote yeah you can't play anything with
53:53
it no like it had two buttons you have to buy a Pro Controller yeah no I'm
53:59
excited about it it's going to be interesting I don't know if it'll
54:02
replace my Xbox probably won't no it won't replace my Xbox but I will be
54:06
getting one Nintendo I will review one for you send one to me and I'll review
54:12
it yeah send us out uh some switches my favorite thing from the from the trailer
54:18
or the announcement video and I know the internet has already picked up on how
54:22
great this is as well is the girl who shows up at the party with it
54:27
and everyone's like drinking and having fun and she's like no no no no play this
54:31
like that would be you that that's Luke at a party yeah let's play video games
54:38
oh this isn't in the spreadsheet but that just reminded me have you played
54:42
the the new jackbox bundle no not yet is it three or two three jackbox three no I
54:48
haven't played three yet it's really good do I have to get three yeah yeah
54:52
it's good it's got some good games in it um we were playing all right two at a
54:56
friend's place the other week and then uh and then on the weekend we're at
54:59
someone else's and actually came out that day I think some good stuff the um
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I like the sound effect game is fun and then there's um oh man actually they're
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all good I was just remembering all the others there's trivia uh that's run by a
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serial killer you're trapped in a Serial Killer's um game uh and you have to play
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trivia and then there is uh uh the the
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one where Faker something um faking it I think it's
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called faking it it's where everybody plays and one person is the faker right
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so everyone gets given a task it'll say raise your hand if you've ever vomited on an
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airplane and and everybody gets that prompt except one person doesn't get
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anything and they have to fake it so yeah and then and then you have to pick
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who's making it up like it'll say there was one question that was how many weird
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ow songs can you sit through before you have to turn it off and you have to hold
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up fingers to represent it kind of thing and yeah so one person doesn't know what
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the the thing is it's it's good it's a fun game all right I will be after this
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I'll change my Xbox over to the United States and I'll be purchasing that oh
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it's not out in Australia no we didn't even get um the
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second one oh I didn't know that we got the first one but that was it
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okay that's something I'm going to ask V Nelson about why do we don't get those
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games in austr well not we why you don't get those games
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why I know why it's just cu the developers have to apply for the license
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where not a big enough market for such a small company to justify them spending
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the money yep fair enough well we're uh coming up on on the end of the show we've been
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talking for a while but I did want to mention one more thing uh that we
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predicted again and Hollywood's we we well we gave it our
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approval and then Hollywoods you know they listened they listened and Donald
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Glover has been cast as Lando
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cian Y for the new Standalone Han Solo
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movie yeah so that's good news as far as
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I'm concerned yeah I think I I think it's going to be great yeah I actually
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wasn't really very excited about that film at all and then but now I'm like h
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yeah I'll watch that now it looks like yeah so you have there'll be I'm hoping
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it's going to be like three main characters I hope it's going to be
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land's going to play a major role in it yeah not just uh oh look there's Lando
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over there and he waves he waves and walks off yeah or there'll be a short
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scene where Han Solo plays pazar against him and then wins the Falcon and then
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[Laughter] leaves cuz when's that one the this one's
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2018 is it uh I don't know yeah it's a little while because we've got episode 8
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is next year and then I think it's the year after yeah and we got apparently
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got n and then Boba Fett and then we got an Obi-Wan movie coming out do you know
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I didn't know I've I guess since they announced the new Obi-Wan film more
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people have been saying his name more people than I would have expected call
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him Obie like I've never his name's Obi-Wan I've never called him Obie but
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I've heard I've heard a lot of people refer to him as
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Obie like like it's his first name I don't think I've ever just said Obie
58:35
ever it's it's Obi One yeah I know um I mean Jaa Binks calls him Obie but Jaa
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Binks is a [ __ ] so and I'm still pretending those movies don't
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exist I was at a a lobster restaurant in Maine and I bought a t-shirt cuz I
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wanted a t-shirt to commemorate the fact that I finally went to this restaurant
58:55
that I wanted to go uh and it's uh the fork awakens and it's
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got a lobster on it it's great it's not it's a terrible [ __ ] but I wanted it uh
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anyway and yeah the The woman there uh started talking about Star Wars and then
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she said oh yeah I didn't know they were doing an Obie movie and I was like
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they're not doing an Obi movie they're doing an Obi-Wan movie [ __ ] with that's
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