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Show #239 Augie Makes It Worse · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Notework.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, and welcome to this episode of b F y
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  Speaker 4: t W, the Choking to Death Edition. Anyways, Hi everybody,
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  Speaker 4: I'm a b F y t W.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for listening. Uh, this might be a kind of
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  Speaker 3: an odd intro. That's because Aaron is not present. It's
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  Speaker 3: just Steve and I. We still haven't found him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he appeared shortly just before going to Vegas, and I
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  Speaker 3: haven't seen him. I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: He wasn't on the plane when I left. So you're
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  Speaker 5: still there having fun.
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  Speaker 3: I guessing technically I can say I haven't seen him
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  Speaker 3: since Vegas, haven't seen since before then.
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  Speaker 5: Even I think I left him at Player one.
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  Speaker 3: He's fine. They got food, drinks, and video games. That's
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  Speaker 3: a story for another day. That's true, another another mystery
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  Speaker 3: to be solved. But but today, yeah, you and I,
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  Speaker 3: We're just gonna yeah, you and I. Today it is
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  Speaker 3: gonna be kind of.
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  Speaker 6: A chill show.
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  Speaker 3: Not really. There will be some games, I can say
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  Speaker 3: that for sure. Yeah, but yeah, but yeah, but to today,
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  Speaker 3: it's just you and I, just you.
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  Speaker 5: Millward is very low key too, like it's yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He Steve's just coming. He needs a vacation from his vacation.
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  Speaker 3: I should have taken the day. You should have took
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  Speaker 3: the extra day. This dumb ass is like, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: go to work the next day as soon as I
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  Speaker 3: get home, gets home at seven at night, goes into
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  Speaker 3: work at like six in the morning, Like even doesn't
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  Speaker 3: even give himself twelve hours to recover. I couldn't.
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  Speaker 5: Man, I felt bad. I felt on that long.
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  Speaker 3: But it was inane. It was crazy.
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  Speaker 5: It was fucking nuts going back into it. I don't
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  Speaker 5: even know where I want to begin with this like this.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, let's start with the intro first, you know what.
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  Speaker 5: Let's do the intros and then we will get into
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  Speaker 5: all the explanations after. I think that's a.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we'll start. We'll start easy.
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  Speaker 2: We'll start with uh.
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  Speaker 3: Someone everyone knows he's a veteran and a podcaster, and he's,
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  Speaker 3: as it turns out, a veteran podcaster.
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  Speaker 2: It's Stevie's it's STEVEE.
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  Speaker 7: It's Steve.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a weird ass whole.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yes he is.
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  Speaker 5: Every day. Hey Steve, how you doing, brother?
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  Speaker 3: Good? I doing good?
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  Speaker 5: You're looking like you're doing pretty good. You're pretty nice week.
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  Speaker 3: I had a nice week baby sitting your cats. Nice.
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  Speaker 3: How did everything go? Everything was great? First, like I said,
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  Speaker 3: first day, of course they knew you were gone and
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  Speaker 3: they knew you were going somewhere, so they were a
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  Speaker 3: little depressed. But then after that they were fine, Oh good,
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  Speaker 3: this isn't their first rodeo. I do just like leave
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  Speaker 3: and cats are easy. It's not like a dog. A
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  Speaker 3: dog will be depressed for months after, even after you return,
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  Speaker 3: because they were like, you're gonna leave again. He's a cat.
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  Speaker 3: Be like, oh good, you're still alive. Oh he came back.
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  Speaker 3: He came back.
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  Speaker 2: Good, now he can feed exactly.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly what it is.
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  Speaker 5: No doing great, doing real good man. I'm excited to
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  Speaker 5: be back in studio. I fucking it was weird. It
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  Speaker 5: went almost a full week without the whole.
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  Speaker 3: Week, maybe a whole week and a half really, and
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  Speaker 3: it was strange.
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  Speaker 5: Like I'll tell you, like everybody knows, I suffer from anxiety.
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  Speaker 5: I actually had more anxiety about a show releasing on
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  Speaker 5: Thursday this week than I did about anything else the whole.
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  Speaker 3: You shouldn't because are the people who listen to us
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  Speaker 3: are fucking well, yes, yes, understand, and we haven't missed
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  Speaker 3: a day, and well this would have been the first one.
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  Speaker 3: It would have been the first one, but it would
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  Speaker 3: have been something everybody understood.
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  Speaker 2: Which is you needed a ker that four years later,
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  Speaker 2: you need a fucking vacation.
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  Speaker 5: Five dude, five years. We're over five.
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  Speaker 3: Four years for me five still like yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's crazy and his Patreon will notice there is no
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  Speaker 5: video this week. I do apologize again.
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  Speaker 3: We look like ship, yeah, studio looks like we are.
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  Speaker 5: In pajamas, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 3: Like I went to work this morning.
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  Speaker 2: That hasn't changed.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's different there only in public, right, So do
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  Speaker 5: I do apologize now for for the lack of video
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  Speaker 5: for Patriot.
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  Speaker 3: I am sorry, but.
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  Speaker 5: We pretty much did a live show for five days
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  Speaker 5: straight with a couple other uh, with like a giant
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  Speaker 5: group of Garmie people plus a select few.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just having to work out. I wasn't there,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm excited to hear all about it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, abody, I cannot wait to go through all the stories.
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  Speaker 3: I really can.
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  Speaker 5: So I want to start this whole thing off before
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  Speaker 5: we even get in your intro by saying thank you
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  Speaker 5: so much to the Farleys for hosting it, inviting the
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  Speaker 5: inviting all b f y out and unfortunately only two
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  Speaker 5: thirds could make it, and it's understandable, but they invited
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  Speaker 5: all of us to hook us all up.
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  Speaker 3: And it was amazing. So thank you guys so much
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  Speaker 3: for everything.
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  Speaker 5: You did that entire week, plus everything you guys have
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  Speaker 5: been doing since day one of us meeting, Like, you
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  Speaker 5: guys are amazing. I keep looking at the camera. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, should be looking at you. I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 5: keep looking at like like they're there, but they are
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  Speaker 5: there to me, they're right there. They're in the recliner.
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  Speaker 5: The Farleys are in the recliner, in the in the
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  Speaker 5: double wide recliner, just chilling.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if only someday, someday they'll be here someday. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing good now.
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  Speaker 5: That my stupid long answer, but it was an answer
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  Speaker 5: that was the important thing that wasn't the answer. So
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  Speaker 5: we also have to do another introduction. We have to
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  Speaker 5: introduce our our storyteller, our probably youngest friend. I think
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  Speaker 5: you're still what I think you are my youngest friend,
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  Speaker 5: like actual like.
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  Speaker 3: For me, like actually there are someone that you would
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  Speaker 3: consider friends who are younger than me? Really, yeah, cybernatic,
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  Speaker 3: Oh ship, he's young.
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  Speaker 5: He's like a year he's that much younger.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh ship.
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  Speaker 5: Well let's give it up to the storyteller who's not
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  Speaker 5: my youngest friend.
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  Speaker 3: Is that yours?
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  Speaker 6: It is?
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  Speaker 3: Oh man? I wish we had the webcariter.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay, So I don't used to.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't used it in over a year, Like I mean,
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  Speaker 5: I use it, but I don't like or I don't
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  Speaker 5: know where anything fucking is on it because I don't
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  Speaker 5: do that.
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  Speaker 3: I the sound I was ready to pivot. I'm like, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'll hit the sound board. Let him do the intro
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  Speaker 3: for me. And then I looked down and the tablets
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  Speaker 3: no longer in front of me.
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  Speaker 2: I took it, and he like took it for me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fund?
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  Speaker 2: And I look over there and he's like yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: he's getting ready to do it. He's like, is that you?
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  Speaker 3: He's like looking at the button and the way I
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  Speaker 3: designed it is I have everything named a certain way,
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  Speaker 3: but for our intros except for his, because it disappeared
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  Speaker 3: for some reason. For intros, I literally have our pictures
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  Speaker 3: are our faces on them.
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  Speaker 2: So he's like, wait, is that you.
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  Speaker 5: He's playing through a ship, like just looking at her
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  Speaker 5: with a joint Like the fuck.
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  Speaker 2: That says Oggie Doggy zero eight short?
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  Speaker 3: You know the picture of.
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  Speaker 5: Me with the name my name on it with the sound, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that that's the right one.
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  Speaker 3: Hit it please?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So Oggie, how's how have you been doing?
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  Speaker 3: Man? I know you were taking care of the cats
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  Speaker 3: and everything.
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  Speaker 5: It's been to hear the house, it.
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  Speaker 3: Has been an uneventful week. I keep saying this, but
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  Speaker 3: it's true this time. Guys. My work season is wrapping up.
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  Speaker 5: He's actually gonna be done.
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  Speaker 3: Every time I think it's over, there's more to do.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't expecting us selling pumpkins this year, but I
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  Speaker 3: was kind of excited that we were.
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  Speaker 5: We got pumpkins cheap, too, which is even better.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, so I'm like for sure, like literally one
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  Speaker 3: more Saturday and I'm done and then done for the season.
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  Speaker 3: Don't have to worry about ship till next spring. Excited
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  Speaker 3: to go back, Excited to pick up work again. Love
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  Speaker 3: my coworkers they are awesome. Yeah. Love my bosses, they
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  Speaker 3: too are awesome. They both respect me and my time,
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  Speaker 3: which is not something you get anywhere else, I'll be honest.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Other than that, the cats were fine. The animals were great.
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  Speaker 3: We discovered we have more bees in the walls. So
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  Speaker 3: I did make sure not to tell you that to
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  Speaker 3: ruin your trip. I didn't. I didn't know until I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't tell them. I appreciate that I didn't even
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even tell our other roommate until you got back,
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  Speaker 3: because I didn't want him telling you or him starting
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  Speaker 3: up being like okay, are we all going to go
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  Speaker 3: in on this? Just like, don't even say it, just
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  Speaker 3: keep it as seat. Literally, like as soon as I discovered,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, I literally took care of it on
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  Speaker 3: my own. It is going to be taken care of.
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  Speaker 3: It's everything, and just waiting for a date and then
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  Speaker 3: if that's it, I'm like okay. And as soon as
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  Speaker 3: he got home, like okay, this is the problem already
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  Speaker 3: taking care of one, like oh nice, no stress, this
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  Speaker 3: is kind of nice, so like fuck it, ducky. Other
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  Speaker 3: than that, I've been playing Oh God, I had actually
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  Speaker 3: to be fair the last couple days that I haven't
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  Speaker 3: been playing yet. Mostly I've been taking a break from
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  Speaker 3: oh your game.
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  Speaker 2: I've been anyone.
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  Speaker 3: Who's familiar with the game satisfactory. So yes, explain this please.
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  Speaker 3: I am starting to realize things about myself. There are
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  Speaker 3: certain things, certain key game mechanics and gameplay loops that
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  Speaker 3: just for whatever reason, my brain just attaches it. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what it is. I'm still trying to find
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  Speaker 3: the correlation there, so if anyone can piece it together
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  Speaker 3: for me, that's wonderful. But games like World of Warcraft
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  Speaker 3: where I can literally memorize every every square inch of
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  Speaker 3: the map there, which correlates with me memorizing a lot
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  Speaker 3: of places we go to, and real life geographically geographic, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I can memorize literally where we've been and walk us
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  Speaker 3: through like which is pull opposite to you? Which can't
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  Speaker 3: remember which direction to walk? Dude, you have no fun.
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  Speaker 3: All got stories? Yeah, we'll get to them when we
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  Speaker 3: get to it, but it won't be this time around.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be coming up.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, don't talk about it.
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  Speaker 5: I'll give a prequisite preface it. Preface it a preface,
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  Speaker 5: no preview preface it. I don't want to pree it.
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  Speaker 5: I'll preface it with this, that's not a real word.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say it might be Actually it
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  Speaker 3: might be a real word.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, but regardless, I don't want to do
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  Speaker 5: a lot of Vegas talk on this episode.
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  Speaker 3: And believe me, I am one who loves Vegas.
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  Speaker 5: I will tell you this. This was my tenth fucking
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  Speaker 5: trip to Vegas that I did and figured it out
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  Speaker 5: as my tenth time being there now, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: save that for when all the b F Y t
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  Speaker 5: W boys are together, so Aaron's are me, so we
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  Speaker 5: can there's more context, yep, because he remembers things better
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  Speaker 5: than I.
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  Speaker 3: Will, because two thirds of us are have been there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, Aaron would remember.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly like I told him day one. I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: I'm probably not gonna remember this trip. I know I'm
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  Speaker 5: gonna have a great fucking time, but I will not,
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  Speaker 5: And I really don't remember.
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  Speaker 3: As long as everybody else remembers it in pictures, well,
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  Speaker 3: then the picture speaks a thousand words. You know that
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  Speaker 3: a thousand words. So I just wanted to let everybody
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  Speaker 3: know right now, not gonna get them to a lot
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  Speaker 3: of Vegas talk. Also, I think the word you were
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  Speaker 3: thinking was prefix.
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  Speaker 5: No prefixed prefaces.
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  Speaker 3: Prefix is something you put before.
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  Speaker 5: Correct I'm not an introductory. This is like an injunction.
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  Speaker 3: I think you're just using words. Well that's what.
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  Speaker 5: We're all doing. I'm all using words.
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  Speaker 3: Who gave you the calendar or with a new word
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  Speaker 3: every month.
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  Speaker 5: I'm really sad we didn't video this now anyways, so sorry,
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  Speaker 5: I don't have the time to get that up and
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  Speaker 5: get this going today.
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  Speaker 3: So anyways, moving on. Oh yeah, usually before you, before
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  Speaker 3: you passed it on to me, I was gonna say,
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  Speaker 3: usually Aerin caps off each introduction with a question. But
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  Speaker 3: I'm my errand that yes, yes, you know what.
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  Speaker 5: I liked that you're taking this too, because I was
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  Speaker 5: gonna host this episode and I'm like, no, you were,
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  Speaker 5: I'll straight.
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  Speaker 3: But as I said, you need a vacation from your vacation,
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate it. So instead I've got a couple of
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  Speaker 3: games prepared. What I'm fucking serious? Are you serious? I'm
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: mad that I didn't record on my own gone because
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: I had ship ready, but I couldn't get anybody. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: if I didn't reach out to you, I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 3: either forgot or it was just it was a last
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  Speaker 3: minute thing and I didn't feel comfortable pulling people that
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  Speaker 3: may be way busier. I asked a few people who
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  Speaker 3: are a little bit closer, but as it turns out,
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  Speaker 3: one of them was celebrating their own birthday that day
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  Speaker 3: that I forgot, and here was the main guest. And
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  Speaker 3: the other one I'm still trying, and a coworks and
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  Speaker 3: who's not comfortable in front of getting of it in
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  Speaker 3: front of a mic, even if it's not live. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so it's it's gonna take some time. But I feel
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  Speaker 3: like they would be amazing.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I know exactly what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: One like that'd be its own character. I have a
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  Speaker 3: game i'd like. I know he'd play. If we get
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  Speaker 3: him to play, make it worse. Oh, he'd be the best.
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  Speaker 3: He would beat me every single fucking time. We would
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  Speaker 3: the the no nuclear world would be just for him
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  Speaker 3: because we would need it in order to beat him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that would be the only way to be because I
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  Speaker 3: don't know his mind works and just special does it.
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  Speaker 3: He's faster than men everywhere. He's just faster than me.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: Now that'd be the.
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  Speaker 5: Leg that we experience being stone truth, there is a
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  Speaker 5: definite lag. I know for a factor is because I
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  Speaker 5: had to have somebody say a sentence. I I was
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  Speaker 5: about to answer it, but then they started repeating it
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  Speaker 5: back because they thought I didn't hear them, and I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 5: it just takes me a while sometimes, okay, right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, as it takes me a bit to sometimes I
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  Speaker 3: process something. But anyways, so I'd like to move on
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  Speaker 3: to these games, just kind of get them out of
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  Speaker 3: the way, get them started. Let's do it. First game
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  Speaker 3: is going to be my own personal touch on like
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  Speaker 3: share block. So unlike Aaron, I did not post you
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  Speaker 3: the links to these things, but I will go ahead,
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  Speaker 3: my I will do my best to read you the article. Cool.
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  Speaker 3: These articles are all relatively recent. How true they are
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  Speaker 3: I cannot say. But they are from a news site
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  Speaker 3: that pulls news from.
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  Speaker 5: All over the pile.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, these particular news articles are from overseas. They're
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  Speaker 3: not US, They're European. Okay, one in the Mediterranean, but
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  Speaker 3: but we'll get to that. The very first story of
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  Speaker 3: my like share block is German police say pizza order
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  Speaker 3: number forty came with a side of cocaine. I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 5: This is the one thing I didn't get when I
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  Speaker 5: was Vegas, and I kind of wish I got some
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  Speaker 5: pizza because it came with a cocaine that week.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying that's soffully on point for a Vegas question.
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  Speaker 3: But uh, anyways, A German police, uh, German plead, German
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  Speaker 3: police or German police. Sorry, German police busted a pizzeria
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  Speaker 3: in the western city of Dusseldorf that also delivered a
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  Speaker 3: side order of cocaine when customers asked for item number
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  Speaker 3: forty on the menu.
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  Speaker 5: Why there's no item number forty? It only goes to
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  Speaker 5: thirty nine, doesn't it goes.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'll have to look at it.
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  Speaker 5: I would like item number four or I like I
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  Speaker 5: like item version number four dot T zero.
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  Speaker 3: Please with my pizza. Criminal director, Mike Michelle or Michael Michael.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: It was either Michelle or Michael. It's fucked up. It's
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: a male or female either way. I think it's male.
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  Speaker 3: Graph Von multiic ult Key. I apologize German listeners. He's
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  Speaker 3: not German, I'm not German, and my friend who also
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  Speaker 3: isn't German but speaks German, would be very angry at
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  Speaker 3: me too. He goes on to say that was one
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  Speaker 3: of the best selling pizzas.
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  Speaker 2: So it was. It was actually yeah, he said.
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  Speaker 3: Police was first tipped off by a suspicious food inspectors
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  Speaker 3: in March. When drug squad officers began observing the restaurant,
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: they soon discovered why pizza number forty was so popular,
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: Moltke told reporters. On Monday, Germany German news agency DPA
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: reported when police buzzed the apartments of the pizzeria manager,
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: the thirty six year old allegedly threw a bag of
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: drugs out the window, which fell right into the arms
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: of the police officers. The bounty included one point six
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: kilograms or three point five pounds of cocaine, four hundred
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: grams or fourteen point one ounces of cannabis, which is
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: whatever but the cocaine, and at two hundred and sixty
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: eight thousand euros or two hundred ninety hundred I'm sorry sorry,
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: two hundred and sixty eight thousand euros and then two
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: hundred and ninety thousand, three hundred and seventy eight dollars.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Fuck damn pizza plays like that here, yeah, right, and yeah,
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: it goes on like they came across cannabis plantations in nearby.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna pronounce that it is Munschen Glatzbach
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: and soling Gen with three hundred and six hundred plants, respectively.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: They also found cutting and stabbing weapons, as well as
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: cash and expensive watches. Wow, so it was like it
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: was an actual.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: Sting y nice I mean really that, I mean, if
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: you're gonna I'm not I'm not condoning selling drugs or
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: doing anything illegal, but that is just smart putting in
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: as an item and you know the people who are
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: coming in looking for it, so you can just be like, yeah,
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: you always order an item number forty, keep forty or
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: something so disgusting that nobody orders it. Of course, that's right.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: What hped him off, like why yeah, forties coming out
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: of here, and.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that was it too.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: They noticed because it was the most popular and I'm like,
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: everybody did it. It's like, why is it her favorite?
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: And then they found out it was because rugs in it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: But they wouldn't have gotten the cops wouldn't have known anything.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: It wasn't for that food inspector.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: That's true, like props on that why yeah, or.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: Fuck you food inspector. I'm not going sure, I don't
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know how to take the story because it
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: really is, because like at one on one point, I'm
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: glad they're catching people doing illegal ship that they shouldn't
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: be doing. But the same point, it's fucking genius and
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: who gives the if you get how while you're eating
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: you pizza?
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: That's I mean, I mean to me, the ant high
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: with the cannabis part is not the problem. It's it's
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: the fact that they had shown that they were they
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: were they were probably laundering money, they were the weapons.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like there's some bad ship going on.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: It was not a good look.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: It's not like it was like not a good look.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Like if I was gonna do that ship, i'd be
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: that verson.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Like listen, this is what we're doing here. You're all
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: aware of it, right, cool. Now.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: I want you to measure everything out perfectly though, because
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: we are portioning this the proper way, so everything is
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: like nope, every slice is the same, Like, you're not
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: gonna get higher than from one.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Slice than the others. I'm like, it's regulated a little
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: bump on your crust right before you hit it. Hot
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: and ready, hot and ready, hot and ready, all right.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Next one on our like share block would be this
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: story here from.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Poland, Poland.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Funeral home in Poland apologizes after a corpse falls out
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: of a hearse in traffic. Oh no, oh.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: My god, Oh okay, yeah, that's kind of fucked up.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: There was it an accident or it just happened well,
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: let's read yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: A funeral home in Poland issued an unusual apology on
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Saturday after a corpse that it was transporting fell out
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: of a hearse and into traffic. Polish media reported that
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: a man was driving down a street Friday in Stalloa
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: uh Stallowa Wola, a city in southeastern Poland. When he
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: first it's probably not how it's pronounced it all, it's
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: probably got a V sounding in it. When he first
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: saw sheets on his car window. When the sheet slid down,
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: he saw a body lying on the road. For a moment,
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: the driver feared that he had hit the person. Oh
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: my god, Yeah, I can imagine that you're riding behind
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: what you don't know as a hearse because maybe it
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: didn't look like one, or you just you just didn't
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: connect that it was. Then it falls out and then
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: you just, oh my god, did I just hit someone?
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Right now? You got Now this person's in their mind
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: thinking they just murdered it. Yeah, not realizing they just
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: ran over an already had.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: Body and they took off, didn't they ran? No, they
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: be fucked up that. Uh so he actually came to
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: a dead stop.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Well, let's see. Local media published an image of the
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: corpse lying on a white striped pedestrian crossing where it
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: tumbled out of the hearse. So it fell in a
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: pedestrian crossing too, which is just I sing on the
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: take there. The company transporting the corpse Hades.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Funeral soulsh God Hades first of all badass wow like.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Hades. Hades issued a statement Saturday, taking responsibility for the
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: incident and blaming a technical failure of the hearse. It
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: is with deep regret that we inform you that, as
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: a result of unexpected technical failure on the electric tailgate
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: lock in the hearse during the transport of the body
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: of the deceased, an unfortunate event occurred which does not
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: reflect the high standards of our company, are deep empathy
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: towards its families of the deceased, and the restrict we
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: always show to the deceased, the company wrote. In a
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: statement posted on its website. It apologized to all those
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: who were disappointed and upset by this event. I don't know,
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Disappointment is not one thing I would imagine. It's kind
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: of like something like at first you're like, oh shit,
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: this dude was getting ferried off to where hades right
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: because it has got drop top in the streets. I
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: love that the name of the places hadies like they
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: just went full crazy.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: It's almost like Amagon it's am I gone.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just I mean, it fucked up. It's always
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: funny because Americans we always kind of like pride ourselves
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: in our acronyms, like are one of our favorite missile
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: missile things?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Or attack thems? Oh yeah at a c MS.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: For the longest time, I'm like, oh, that's how they're
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: pronounced their they're pronounced at a cms or something like that.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Like no, they literally pronounce them attack thems because what
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: do you do with them? You attack them?
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is on American one American.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: So yeah, we appreciate on the nose names. It's always
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: good times. And finally for our like share block, we
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: have all the way. In Greece, a Greek man convicted
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: of causing disturbance by entering neighbors properties to smell.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: Their shoes, Like, what's their feet in them?
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Still, that's a lot nikky grease, my god. A judge
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: in northern Greece on Thursday imposed the suspended one I'm sorry,
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: impose the suspended one month prison sentence on a man
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: convicted of disturbing his neighbors by repeatedly sneaking into their
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: properties to smell their shoes. What the fuck?
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Just pay somebody a buck to let you do it?
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Get that nose and that.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: I think he just likes the thrill of it. I think,
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: if it might not be the whole thing, I bet
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: you the initial thing is, hey, I like smelling shoes
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: for whatever reason. That just gets any doorphins going. But
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: half I guarantee at least twenty to thirty percent of
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: that shit minimum is the thrill of sneaking into shit,
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: I guarantee, because.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Why else you took it to your house and stiffed your.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Shir It's like, why would you do that?
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: Just going off like I'll pay somebody.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Strange power movie because you got like.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: That's employing somebody pay me ten bucks?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Smell well to add the twenty eight year old greeks man, Yeah,
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: of course he's a kid I told the thessala Aniki
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: court that he was unable to explain his behavior, which
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: he said had caused him great embarrassment. Aw I mean
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: if it is like a fetish that you just can't
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: you don't understand, and it becomes a compulsion. He stressed
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: that he had no intention of breaking the law or
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: harming anybody, and neighbors testified that he never displayed any
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: sign of aggression during his nocturnal rerisids. So he didn't walk,
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: he didn't do it maliciously. It just for whatever reason,
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: he's just got this compulsion.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: It looks like oh man.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: The man was arrested before dawn on October eighth in
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: the small town of Sindos, about fifteen kilometers or nine
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: miles west of Thessaloniki. Police had been called after a
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: neighbor found the defendant in his front yard sniffing his
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: family's shoes, which had been left outdoors to air.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: At least they were outside.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: To add to weirdness. The court heard that there had
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: been at least three similar incidents in the past six months.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Despite neighbors having asked the defendant's family to get him
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: to stop, the man was or to intend therapy sessions,
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: so hopefully he's getting the help. Yeah, hopefully. It is
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: very weird compulsion to just be like just in the
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: middle of the night, be like I have to go
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: sniff shoes and not even stiff your own shoes or
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: your parents. Having the compulsion to go to like neighboring
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: people's and knowing how they smell, like, it's like a
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: whole new level of curiosity.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: I need the sense everything, right, all right, sir, I
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: think I got this down.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, I think so. Of the game of like share Block,
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: we have the German police saying, say, pizza order number
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: forty came with a side of cocaine. Funeral home in
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Poland apologizes after a corpse falls out of our hearson
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: traffic and a Greek man convicted of causing disturbance bye
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: entering neighbors properties to smell their shoes.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, all right, it just it's coincidental it
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: work this way. But I'm going, like sher Block, I'm
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: liking the pizza because that's fucking amazing. I understand it's illegal,
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: but at the same time it's fucking amazing, so I
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: like it. The funeral thing is funny, it's also sad,
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: but it's also gonna like educate motherfuckers, make sure you're
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: goddamn tailgate. Shit's locked. And I'm blocking the shoe sniffing
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: thing because like, I mean, we don't really need to
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: spread that story around. Dude's already been taking care of
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: he's getting helped now and ship, So that that's that
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: story's gone. That's that's my that's that's the way I'm thinking.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So, in a bizarre twist, yeah, you got it
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: exactly right, are you seriously? Fuck it awesome? I liked
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: the Driven story because it's it's it's literally just like
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: a what there's like like a fucking drug ring and Germany,
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: like you've got pizza plays that's crazy. And then I
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: know the whole time that like people have been buying
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: from these people for a while and they're just like
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: now realizing it's druggering, And of course, yeah, sharing the
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: whole thing, the Hirst thing. First of all, I'm sharing
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: it mostly because the name of the funeral is yes,
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: katies again, love the the on the no stuff, and yeah,
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: blocking because it is At first I had that same reaction, I'm.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Like, really, this dude's breaking into people's houses.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: This is weird fetish and then realizing that no, this
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: might be a psychological problem, like legitimately psychological, like people,
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: you don't need to spread this message around, not to
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: not to make it aware, like just to not shame
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: the guy, Like I get it that it might not be.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Him not wanting to go to therapy.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: It's whoever is taking care of him doesn't want to
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: send him therapy, And that's what the problem is, right,
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: and that needs to be taken care of, you know,
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: and hopefully that is Yeah, hopefully the dude's doing okay
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: and got past.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: Those but yeah, the job than you like.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: That's that's my first game, I believe or not, I
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: do have a one. Oh shit, we'll have to wait
• 28:03
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  Speaker 3: Hey guys, welcome back to BFYGW. We just got them
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: off break. Hope that was a fun break. Uh, Stevie, here,
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: apparently we have something you wanted us to play. Oh yeah,
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: there's something on the laptop here.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: I saw when I came back from the trip. There
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: something like cued up.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: It's a video or audio. It's an audio thing. I
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: don't know what it is.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: So, because I had stuff planned to record while you
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: were gone, but that fell through. So instead I had
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: a backup plan, which was to do some ads, you know,
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: just kind of change up a little bit, you know,
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: do something fun that we can kind of put out
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: in between episodes and stuff like that, to kind of
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: spread the love a little bit more. And I had
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: a list of them that I was going through and
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: and is this gonna be weird? Okay, But one of
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: the ads I did, I was advertising for our YouTube channel.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: By the way, we have a YouTube channel. We do
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: have a YouTube channel, right. And I don't know what happened.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know what happened, Oh God. All I know
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: is that there was a moment where I started talking
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: and then I stopped, and then I started again, What
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: the fuck? And then I stopped what the fuck? And
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: then I started again.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: You could play it if you want.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know how it'll Yes, if you leave the
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: pauses in between, assuming you don't edit them out, that's
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: what really happened.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: Okay, I mean you know what, guys, I'm not gonna
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: edit out the pauses of this. I'm gonna leave it
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: in full, so you guys get the full experience. Whatever
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: the fuck, Aggie digs. I haven't listened to it yet.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: We're about the day to hear we're gonna listen together live.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: So here's me having a mental breakdown doing a YouTube ad. Hi, guys,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: it's me AGGI for BFY t W. Did you know
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: we have a YouTube channel?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: I keep forgetting we have one too, and I was
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: supposed to take charge of it, but yeah, we do,
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: and there's been our episodes going up on it. Recently,
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Steve has taking the helm and started posting YouTube.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it goes out for a bit videos.
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: Oh that's not done.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: To broadcast to a new audience. You want to know
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: what mind buffering is? That's my brain. Welcome to my brain. Yeah,
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: but don't forget. Go check us out and give us
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: a like and a subscribe. And then I break down.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh my god, you didn't even say
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: where to go?
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Did you No, Nope, not even.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh my, oh my god.
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: It's fun.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know what happened.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is my brain.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: By the way, that was magical.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Ship.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: Fuck, dude, I'm gonna like, obviously it's staying in the
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: way it is, right, yes, but I will I will
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: cut out the gaps because I want to hear what
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: it sounds like. I'll put together and see if it
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: actually does sound coercive and ship.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: It probably doesn't, but I don't know. If it does,
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: it'd be fucking cool.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Or if you're a robot on bot nine thousand.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Suffering, yeah, I might make a video of it. Actually,
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: I kept disconnecting from the WiFi. I need.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: I need a picture of you, Aggie, but without a background, like.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Any way you want.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: It can be like this smoggy picture. I just need something.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Oh and then I need so that I can clip
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: your jaw so it looks like you're talking when I
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: do the words.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have you do that. It's gonna have the
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: buffer above your head up around you.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Probably.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: I just got to put it in photoshop.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: I gotta, I gotta fucker. I might be doing that
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: liter to that I might be editing to.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Right. All right, well, enough of my oh my god,
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: my mental breakdowns going going insane. Let's be honest, just
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: going insane. Anyways, I got another game that will also
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: cause us to go insane. Awesome, because it is my
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: favorite game. Make it now. Obviously, make it worse with
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: two people a little challenging because it's kind of subjective
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: of what's worse. In that case, I honestly say, we
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: do make it worse with a little caveat a little
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: bit of a gentleman's agreement. Okay, so we will make
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: something worse until we cannot until either one yields to
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: the other saying nop, nope, that's that is definitely worse,
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: and he can't come up with something worse, or if
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: we both can't agree if something is worse or not,
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: we call it a draw, and our listeners decide which
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: one's worst.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: So we don't get the points for this game until later. Yeah,
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: oh fucking sweet, I like it.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: Okay, So the the audience are the judge.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Audience are the judge, and then of course they can
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: also decide if our decision making. If one yielded over
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: the other if someone actually was not right. I like that.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that's a really good call just to kind
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: of keep us humble there. So if you don't mind
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: playing with me to make it worse. Obviously, no nuclear options,
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: we go over that always, like no, Nazi's too easy.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: It's just too easy. No current politics because too easy,
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: way too easy nowadays. So we'll keep it as simple
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: as you can. But always escalate. I like it all right,
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: if you are all ready, I will say. The first
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: thing we must make is that worms clothes out of
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: the dryer, that warm clothes. The first time when you
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: take your hoodie out of the dryer, you put it
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: right on that nice, warm, cozy feeling.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, out of the let's make that worse. Okay, out
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: of the clothes dryer, make it worse. You can hit
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: this well, I think it's something so minutescule it won't
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: really bother you. Oh, you get the go first.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: Then the bar is always easy to set when you
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: go first.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Just try not to go too high as the problem,
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: because you don't want to have fun with.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: It, and you don't want to scare your opponent to
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: like escalate, because then you're like, oh shit, I got
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: myself in a corner.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: Now, every time you go to take the clothes out
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: of your dryer, you stub your toe on the machine
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: like you always take that extra like three inches you
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: shouldn't take, and you into it every fucking time.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: I feel like this is something that happens often for
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: us because I think it's huge.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: It's huge in the dark of the hallway is darker.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: That's fair.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: That's the first one smile. But that's pretty good. So
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: you might get that nice, warm, cozy feeling from your
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: nice clean clothes out of that warm dryer, but you're
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: gonna be bashing your pinky toe into is that aluminum
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: bottom every time?
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: And that's not how I like to smash the bottom, man.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: I don't like to bang the.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Bottom that way. So you gotta beat getting your toe
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: stubbed every time you take clothes out of the dryer.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, good, that's good. That's good to touch. Uh.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Every time you open.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Up the dryer after it's been dried, before you grab
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: the nice warm clothes, right before you stub your toe machine. Uh,
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: you just get this is just the most heinous, Like
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: someone ate deviled eggs and then farted in your face.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Smell is just one big puff into your face as
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: you open up that dryer door. Why would you ever
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: dry your clothes just hang hoo like I.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Just washed it and smells like ship sells.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Like it's gonna be so warm after that super.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, that warm fart that just blew into
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: your God, that is way worse than stubbing your toe
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: because you can probably taste it.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Oh man, So it just hits you in the face
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: when you have the door like well, I mean if
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: you have your open up the dryer door and you're
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: you've been pretty low to it, like you're always kind
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: of right there with the heat and whatever. Yeah, he
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: it's just but it's not your clothes. It's not your close.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Your clothes don't.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Smell like fart. You just get hit.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I like how we have an effect of the clothes
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: specifically like some outside it all. Never get rid of
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: the feeling. Just deal with the You go to.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Get your laundry, you get objoked by.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: An alien like what the fuck? Alright, so removing the dryer,
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: you stub your toe, you get hit.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: The a is like egg far yeah, like like deviled eggs,
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: like butter just like a batter.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: Of okay, to make it worse than that, Oh god, alright,
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: because at least it's quick.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: At least it's quick.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: That's like the caveat here is. It's a sharp but
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: it's quick and it's gross and it's quick, my brew.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: So every dryer is now a paid coin dryer, like
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: you have the pain of your old dude, and it's
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: not even like you get to keep it already. The
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: it goes to like something stupid as fucking.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know, some odd numbers like not even like
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: twenty five cents or fifty cents, Like it's like seventy
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: five cents, not even know, it's not even seventy five.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: It's like seventy four et pennies and you yeah, or no,
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: seventy nine because then you need a nickel to fuck you,
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: or eighty nine.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: It would have to be like nine eighty nine. Now
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: you got like a quarter nickel diamond pennies. Bitch, what
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: fuck for you?
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: I gotta carry man having like a jar Queen's next
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: to your own fucking laundery ship.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: All right, So the rundown and as you put an
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: odd change that you had to go to the bank
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: and ask specifically.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: To get that. The teller probably staring at you.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Like, are you fucking kidding me that you had to
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: get this change to go use your own heart. You
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: wash your dryer that you stuck your fucking toe on,
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: and that as.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Soon as it's done and you go to open it up.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: To get your nice, warm and clean clothes, you just
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: get crop tusted.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: This is a fucking this is the most hatus of machines.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: This is great. This is fucking great, most hateous ship.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Oh man.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Still nobody touched the clothes, No.
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: One to.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: It's supposedly shipping there ship. Oh man. I mean this
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: isn't worse because I can't think of anything, but this
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: is just this is just as.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Fucking go ahead.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: What's funny?
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: So try.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: As all this culmination of ship that you have to
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: go through. On top of that, while the dryer itself
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: is running to clean your clothes, it's screaming.
• 41:50
  Speaker 11: Oh my god, your toe farted in the face.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Have to pay fucking eighty nine cents just to get it.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: I think that might be worse. Dude, you think it's worse,
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: think of constant screaming for an hour.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, oh got for two if it's if it's
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: a cycle two hours of like it's gotta take a breath,
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: but then back right into screaming, So you're having a break.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: That's worse than painting cool.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: I think it is.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: I could be wrong. I don't know. We're gonna draw.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: We have a drawl ready, the first one, and the
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: audience gotta figure it out. I don't know. Okay, well
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: you know what. Okay, Well you'll leave it up to you. Yeah,
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: even even I'm a little hesitant about this one. But
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: tell us if you think that actually makes it worse
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: or not.
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we need to know because you're on the fence,
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: we really are.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: If do you think you can make it worse than that?
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: My next thing was before you did the screaming things.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: That's where I was. I think that's better, but I
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: was gonna choose.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: For some reason, the the washer dryers have to be
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: in separate floors from each other, and it cannot be
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: anywhere in near elevators because of like some electrical ship
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know what, but there's a reason for it.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: So that way, no matter what, you always have to
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: walk up and down three flights of stairs to wash
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: and dry and then put your ship back because it's
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: probably on the first floor you started on.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: The only reasonhy, I wouldn't feel like that's worse because
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: that technically means you don't have to be always screaming. Yeah,
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: so like it doesn't trump to screaming at all. Yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: So yeah, that's where I'm like, I don't know, I
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: don't I don't know. But yeah, we'll leave it for
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: the audience for the first one. First one goes to
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: you guys. You guys, let us know, so see if
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: that would be, if that would worse, and then see
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: if Steve would win it, Howard, if all you grabbed it,
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: because I don't want to know. Well, we're not done yet, No,
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: I got two more to get us just through this game. Uh,
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: this one is my personal favorite, especially just coming off
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: the work season, lying in bed after a long day
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: on your feet. Oh, bit that feeling I've just you've
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: been out working, traveling, just out and you finally at
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: the end of the day, exhausted, right, just go to sleep.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: First time, just laying just prone backwards on your bed.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: That feeling you get make that worse? All right?
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, I think you're up for this one though.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, we'll start something simple.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Yea in bed, okay, lay in bed.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: The feeling you get to make it worse when you're
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: laying on your bed, is that feeling only last for
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: a few seconds, and then the pain and exhaustion you
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: felt before is exemplified.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: Oh that's fucked up. So it's like you get relief
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: for a moment.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: So you get the kind of like the string of
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: hope of this is gonna be good night's sleep, and
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: then the oh no, I'm gonna be awake till three
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: in the morning in pain. Yeah. I think that's real though.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: I think it is pretty sure the real thing. And
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: that's definitely worse than just trying to lay in bed. Man,
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: you would have hired, and I thought you would right
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: away also want to say something like your beds lumpee.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, technically I would probably it be. But yeah,
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: in this case, that is the feel.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: Okay, so you you're pretty much unable to get comfortable
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: and all.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's a it's a brief feeling. It is
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: only the briefest of feelings, and then whatever you were
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: feeling in terms of exhaustion or pain before is just tenfold. Man.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: That's so good dude. All right, Um, I don't think
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: it works, slimmer of hope crushing fuck alright, Umm, because
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: that just that just costs so much more shit, you know.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, So also.
• 45:54
  Speaker 12: You are let's see bed, Uh, every time you go
• 46:03
  Speaker 12: to lay down, you're a narcoleptic as well, so now
• 46:07
  Speaker 12: you just fall asleep.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: All the time. So so every time you go to
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: lay down, so if you lay down anywhere, you just
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: fall asleep.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: Yep, No, you just fall asleep. And then you you
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: just fall asleep and narcoleptics SYSM. All of a sudden
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: you're talking and then damn you're out. So that's exemplified
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: or not exemplified. That's going off of your one. I
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: don't know if it makes it worse or not. That
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: probably makes it better. Fuck, that doesn't work.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I fucked up. Well it's plus that's an iteration.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, god damn it.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: You want to try again?
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: It is there a third category. Let's go to the
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: third one. We'll say you won that one that I fun.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: I just fucked up.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: We did smoke great.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah that's pretty hard, but yeah that's fair my mind. Uh,
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: if if yours was going to be worse. My next
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: one was going to be that you immediately.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Have to use the bathroom.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yes, so now you're you're like a
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: brief moment or a spike.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Oh now I'm in.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Horrible paint, and oh I gotta use the bedroom with
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: something you really like.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: You're gonna ship yourself anyways.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: But we'll move on to the third category, and this
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: one is I got. This is probably more subjective to
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: depending on your preference in terms of hot beverage, but
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: for us, one of the best respites, especially the first
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: thing in the morning when you're waking up, it's a
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: good old cup of coffee, you asshole. So I'd like
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: to make cups of coffee, or specifically coffee worse.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Oh man, that's a good one. It's my go this time, right, yeah,
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: make coffee worse. Every coffee bean is the one that
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: gets pooped.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Out of an animal.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: There's no more of this dry bean grownd shit like
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: folders and stuff. Everything's from an animal. But everyone, you
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: don't get a choice anymore. It's all poo beans.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Eat a bean. Sorry, nobody knows what that means yet. No,
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: no one's gonna know until it's gonna be ah, some
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: people might know if they hear this, that's true. They
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: might that's true. But that but that that does make
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: it worse in terms of bar set.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: By a lot, because there are a lot of coffee
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: beans that are actually that's how there, that's how they're
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: manufactured and ship they actually sift through them to get
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: them that way.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, so it is something enjoy it. Okay.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Uh so these coffee beans, every single one, no matter what,
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: you're getting it from animal feces. Yes, okay, that does
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: marginally make it worse since it's not always necessary.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: What's worse than butt beans?
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: What's worse than butt beans? Beans that smell like butt
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: generation technically it.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Is, but no, not really.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Coffee, coffee, coffee beans, coffee bean. We're doing coffee with coffee.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: You just went straight to the But that's okay because
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: it is technically coffee. But for the coffee in terms
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: of whatever, h well, it comes to animal feces. But
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: it tastes like alcohol.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: Rubbing, like rubbing alcohols, like those little those little bottles,
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: including bottles. Oh shit, fuck ew why are we drinking?
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, we don't need to wake up. It'll wake
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: you up and oh yeah, Still it's still a caffeine.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: It just tastes like rubbing alcohol.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: Gross, all right, ew okay, so you fuck with the flavor.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: God damn animal ship this out and it tastes like
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: rubbing alcohol. Why do we drink? I don't know, but
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: I like it? Same reason why we drink? Why we
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: eat plants that make seeds that specifically are supposed to
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: be eaison us to keep us from eating it? And like,
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: but it's piper, Yeah, but it's actupicy.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: Because humans are dumb. God, Okay, that is actually pretty difficult.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: What are we doing o coffee? Something we could probably
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: need right about it?
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: I guess the only way you can ingest it is
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: through boofing it. You gotta butt chugging, you have to,
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: but you got so it comes out of an animal's ass,
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: taste like rubbing alcohol and goes up your ass the
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: weirdest like centipede thing.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Ever, And it tastes like rubbing alcohol.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: And yet why do we keep doing this?
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Well, at least that solves the ingesting it. Well, it
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: taste like rubbing alcohol.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Simple, just shove it up your ass. Good drinking, and
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: it's just a positive drink up your ass.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: Fixed your problem.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: This This is no longer make it worse.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: It's make it worse, make work. Oh my god, yes, yes,
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: but let's see.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Here's what's worse than that.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Now you have to take it anally. Oh my god,
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: you have to take it anally. God, I have one,
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: but it's an iteration and I want to say it.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I'll say it afterwards after I come out the other one. Coffee,
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: make it worse. Have to take it anally. It comes out,
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: come out comes out anally and tastes like rubbing alcohol.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: So dumb.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: I just see the tube connecting like science, like a diagram,
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: like this is how we make coffee. Guys, some scientist
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: is drying the stuff up.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: He shows it to everybody else like I was.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: Colleagues just like, get the fuck out, just leave, and
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: then how this shit happens? Like oh yeah, now who's now,
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: who's got the good instructions and ship? Yeah, bitch, you
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: all wish you had this, not that.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: These are the new rules.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: You made the rules I did because I'm president.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do the nuclear addiction.
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: So yeah, we've done that a few times. I'm trying
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: to stick away.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: It's too easy to so I'm gonna say I'm I'm
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: gonna say that it's a uh mandatory nutritional item in
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: all meals. So every meal you have have.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: You have to butt chug.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: It's like tea time, a butt chug time.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: It's time for coffee. My ass is still sore from breakfast.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Why did we decide to have brunch today? Fucking police, Hey,
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: I see new deputy.
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: It tells, motherfucker you best get that coffee ready.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh, here's your donut and come around
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: the corner. Coffee. That's so good.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: At least coffee is free because you have to have
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: it with every meal.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: I don't need a punch card for it.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: Up.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Okay, worse than it's mandatory, oh man, um mandatory butt chug.
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: The only coffee you are allowed to take in has
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: all got to be that super hot Tim Horton's coffee that's.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: All burnt shit.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be like way too burns. Yeah, coffee, like
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: it is the only thing like coffee.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like no joke.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: Like if you went there as a health inspector and
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: you put your thermometer into anything, you would fail this
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: fucking place like that, like one hundred and eighty degrees.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: The reason why they put on the cups coffee.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: It's so dumb.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: It's like one hundred and eighty or one hundred and
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: ninety something fucking degrees.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Oh so dump, Oh my god, you got a butt
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: chug that upus and it's molted hot.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that butt lining is not like everything. It's
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: not like your arm or some ship and your arms fled.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Every fucking meal.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: If your nerves aren't dead any part of your body
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: on the inside of oh, by like by lunch, you're fucked.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: You're so fucked. This is Oh my god, that does
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: make it worse. It's crazy, dude, It's fucking nuts, it
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: fucking oh my god. Okay, shit, I don't know if
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: I have anything to make that worse. That's just terrible,
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: like ah ah, welt. I don't think of like cold
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: is one thing hot, Like I'm not I'm not old
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: enough to have a colonoscopy yet.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Well for it to.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Be like you should probably do it.
• 55:00
  Speaker 13: You got till fifty now, I think, yeah, But I
• 55:03
  Speaker 13: can't imagine I can't imagine anyone like has that's gone
• 55:08
  Speaker 13: through that and then imagine if it was not cold,
• 55:10
  Speaker 13: but Moulten.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking just.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: Burning, like you know what it's like when you like
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: it goes the night before and you had a hot
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: lot of hot sauce. Just that burning and it's not
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: even hot.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: You used an overachieving bdet.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I hooked up the wrong line. I hooked up the
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: wrong line.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: It's not cold.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: I put a pressure washer on.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: It's turning the paint off the only way I could
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: think to make it worse.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: But that's an iteration, is that.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: And when you have when you butt chuck it, it
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: has to be with a pressure wash. Oh my god,
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: ow gotta get it out the three hundred p s
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: I p s.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: I Yes, take the dunk off the side of your roof.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: And the nards out of your fucking hall with a
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: pressure washer. Yeah, man, I think you got me with that. Yeah,
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: I think I got I can see that one. I
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: think that one. Fair fair man. All right, Well that's
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: that's insane, man, that's good. That's good. Well I hope
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: you enjoyed that one. I did, dude. That was fun.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: That was a lot of fun. I had a great time.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: I wasn't expecting you to do like a couple of
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: games to day, like this is great.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Like it was.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: We still got the chill and we still got to
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: play some games and ship so impy. Yeah, it was
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: a good day.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: Good, good job.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: You can host any time.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: We don't need Aaron no more. Yeah, yeah good. Yeah,
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: you know I don't need them till we need them. Yeah,
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: you can have the paycheck, damn straight. I guess check
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: what do I get.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: After I hit the recording. I'll tell you I don't
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: want to like divulge the information, but it's way more
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: than what you're getting.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: I'm getting that thinge money now you're getting like you're getting.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: I'm getting his paycheck, which is only coming from thing.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: You're getting like three times more than you get now, Yeah,
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: three times zero, about three times what you made three
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: times zero fucking zero. Awesome. Awesome.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Anyways, Well, good job.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Well I hope everybody enjoyed that. It was great.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: I really do. So.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: It was a little impromptu, I'll be honest. Yeah, I
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: wasn't sure if it was gonna go over well great man, but.
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but yeah, what's good. Uh let's call this a day.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get back to resting because I could
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: tell that the both the weed and the and the
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: return home trip is.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: Uh still kicking your hast Yeah, I need to catch
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: up on all the sleep I did not get.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, zero sleep.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: There, the four hours are there. I got the whole
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: week right exactly. So so we'll go we'll go ahead
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: and end this. Thank you all for listening. We'd like
• 57:41
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• 57:44
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• 57:58
  Speaker 5: We're all the probably find good pods, good pod to
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• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: Category in absolutely, we also got we gotta we gotta
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: thank all those wonderful people that keep all the lights
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  Speaker 5: on here.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, the ones that help us make this
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: possible possibility for as long as we have and kept
• 58:25
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• 58:26
  Speaker 5: So we definitely got to give props and thanks to
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• 58:33
  Speaker 5: F and Kristin F. Thank you again for everything you
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: do and you did for us this last week.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Aaron R.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Who again entertained me the whole fucking week, And thank
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: you bridge it.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: From Long Island. B. I love you woman.
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: I cannot wait to hook up with you again.
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  Speaker 3: You're so much fun.
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  Speaker 5: m Blade and Crystal D. I want to say thank
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  Speaker 5: you to.
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  Speaker 3: All of you guys.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: Seriously, you make this possible. You make this weekly show possible,
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: and you like put the boot in our ass when
• 59:09
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• 59:14
  Speaker 5: the phenomenal job hosting an entire episode.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: It was great.
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• 59:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can also find us at other places.
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  Speaker 5: You can find Stevie at Midnight Smoke.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: You can find me at Oggie Doggy zero h So
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: you could find Aaron at penciless Aerin or book Daddy
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: or book Daddy.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: I guess now, I don't know when that's done.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: Anywhere Thane is sold. And as of the recording of
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: this and I'm not saying the release the recording as
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: of like five minutes ago, and I checked my phone,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: Sane is available as an audio book.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Start checking that out.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: Aaron Randolph published author and now Thane published author. I
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: hire a bunch of professional actors and a very amateur
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: one to do a voice over work on this entire book.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: Totally cast. It was amazing.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: I got to listen to it on the flights and
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: you should listen to it now.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. You can find it at places such as
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: the Audible and Amazon.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Oh it's already on the big one. Oh geez it
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: already hit the big ones, folks. That means it's gonna
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: be everywhere within the next week or so. So definitely
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: get out there and check out Thane and give Aaron
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: all the props. Do the reviews. Do the reviews when
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: you buy anything from Aaron any of those sites, any
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: of them, do the review hit that five star, write
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: what you believe about that book. It'll just encourage him
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: to possibly work on more, is.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: All I'm saying.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: That's all I'm saying.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Just do it well. I think that's gonna be it
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: for us today. Why because fuck you, that's why. Yes,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: hell yeah,