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18: 19 Bulldogs Worth $100k Stolen | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: What up, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: for all that.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Today's first story burglars.
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  Speaker 2: Shatter window of a Florida home and steal nineteen French
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  Speaker 2: bulldogs worth one hundred thousand dollars. Nineteen French bulldogs. Frenchies
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  Speaker 2: apparently are the second most popular dog reading the US,
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  Speaker 2: and they cost between fifteen hundred and forty five hundred
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  Speaker 2: dollars per.
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  Speaker 1: So he had.
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  Speaker 2: To steal puppies one hundred bands worth of French bulldog puppies.
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  Speaker 4: I feel bad for the puppies. Usually robberts don't really
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  Speaker 4: treat the goods that well.
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  Speaker 5: You probably them and grab them up and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Because Lady Gaga had Lady Gott's French bulldogs had gotten stolen.
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  Speaker 5: Who has nineteen dogs too?
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  Speaker 3: They have that's definitely a breeder, oh man.
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  Speaker 5: And they had to do all the training and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: I know they were hot.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I have a friend who's a breeder. You gotta
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  Speaker 6: like that takes time. You gotta get the right man.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta make sure you're the swimming payd wait later.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 6: You do all this work for like nine ten months
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  Speaker 6: and then it's then they still that's your that's your
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  Speaker 6: money for the for the year.
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  Speaker 5: Listen assurance like that.
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  Speaker 2: Lady go Got's two French bulldogs had gotten stolen or
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  Speaker 2: I think they're Prince bulldogs. But anyway, she offered five
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  Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars reward, so too fifty per dog. No
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  Speaker 2: questions asked.
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  Speaker 4: How would y'all take except an award if you stole it? Though,
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  Speaker 4: I would be found.
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  Speaker 1: These little dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's k e V. I am wire matterat. You
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  Speaker 2: got the cast. You can make it out to raw raw.
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  Speaker 5: Like you were the nigga of the security video.
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  Speaker 1: You said, no questions.
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  Speaker 3: Security goes and bring it right back to the front door.
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  Speaker 1: Nigga, they got the truck. I didn't know dogs. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it makes sense because you dogs
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  Speaker 2: can be that expensive. But one hundred thousand dollars is
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  Speaker 2: a that's a jewelry heist, that is.
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  Speaker 1: But you now have a bill, though, Is that larsity?
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  Speaker 3: Isn't like grand larsy, like over a certain a mile.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good question.
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  Speaker 3: This is a.
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  Speaker 1: What's grand larceny?
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  Speaker 3: Out of my business?
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  Speaker 2: You ain't even ask nobody why they were more hel No, hey,
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  Speaker 2: anything over nine to fifty nine hundred dollars nine fifty.
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  Speaker 3: Dollars, nine hundred and fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Anything over nine hundred fifty dollars the property value worth
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  Speaker 2: more than nine hundred fifty dollars is considered grand larsonary
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  Speaker 2: or grand thefts.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine you go to jail and they like, what you're
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  Speaker 3: here for, bro and fifty one dollars.
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  Speaker 1: That means per dog was per dog? Right?
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  Speaker 6: Is how nineteen consecutive counts counts dog napping grand larsity.
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  Speaker 5: That's a lot of shit to clean.
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  Speaker 2: Up, That's what I'm saying. Oh, it doesn't look like Nope,
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  Speaker 2: they looked to dog flip.
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  Speaker 4: Was it a litter of puppies like they're all tiny?
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  Speaker 1: I believe so yep. And the apparently they sell them
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  Speaker 1: to breeders.
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  Speaker 5: This was in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, with no paperwork.
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  Speaker 3: Damn, that's cold blooded.
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  Speaker 1: Any god go dog walker got shot?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what he died?
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  Speaker 5: I heard about that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he died.
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  Speaker 3: They shot him and took the dogs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, while he's walking the puppies. That's that's a crazy
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  Speaker 5: thing to get robbed.
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  Speaker 3: Right, not even your dog. He didn't die.
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  Speaker 5: It looks like I don't remember hearing anything about anything.
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  Speaker 3: That's a crazy nigga. After getting shot walking your dog, I.
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  Speaker 2: Thought they just stole them. I didn't know they shot
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  Speaker 2: somebody over the door. Imagine being in jail, like what
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  Speaker 2: you in for? Let me tell you shot shot a
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  Speaker 2: dog walking? Y'all got into it now. I wanted to
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  Speaker 2: steal them.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a thief. It's kind of my thing.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all got you got pat you got pet now?
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  Speaker 3: I used to have. I had like five dogs at
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  Speaker 3: one point time.
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  Speaker 2: What's the most y'all would be giving up for your
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  Speaker 2: dog being stolen?
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  Speaker 5: Like to get him back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he knew so.
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  Speaker 6: You know, got no attachment. Okay, yeah, yeah, your favorite dog. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: in life at their prime, at their prime, Hazel, I was,
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  Speaker 6: I give a five. I'll give him five for my dog.
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  Speaker 6: If I got the bread and I like hurting for it.
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  Speaker 6: I put up five for my baby.
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  Speaker 1: So if they go six, are you gonna meet him
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  Speaker 1: at six twenty?
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  Speaker 5: Can we do fifty five?
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  Speaker 3: I give to take our dog, like steal the dog.
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  Speaker 3: I take it for six months. Shot is good. I
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  Speaker 3: got all the paperwork on my nigga. We got a
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  Speaker 3: shifts in the wrong direction.
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  Speaker 1: I understand what you said.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want it's gonna be harder to get out,
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  Speaker 7: Like I gotta get some insentive like yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My nigga, don't play fetch no more. But like you know,
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  Speaker 3: we be chilling.
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  Speaker 2: He'd be under your dog when we went to your house.
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  Speaker 2: That dog was like I'd be under this bed. Don't
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  Speaker 2: come over here, and I.
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  Speaker 3: Won't waste the dog.
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  Speaker 5: Who are fun?
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  Speaker 3: He plays with the kid plays with he plays, He
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  Speaker 3: plays with the kid, and fan plays with Walker. I
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  Speaker 3: don't feed him and walk them up. Nothing has no reasons.
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  Speaker 3: It's not my dog. He's not my dog. He's my
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  Speaker 3: step dog. That dog nothing, ain't my dog. That dog,
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  Speaker 3: that's their dog. I didn't know gerbils and dogs and
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  Speaker 3: all together.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no, the around that world like that.
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  Speaker 3: That's why he don't with you like.
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  Speaker 7: Want to with me though, Like when we come back
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  Speaker 7: in like from like a trip or something like that,
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  Speaker 7: he'll come and sit at Mafi. He always like come
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  Speaker 7: to me.
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  Speaker 3: Give him. He got to other people for that loop.
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  Speaker 3: I don't be with things that don't bring money in
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  Speaker 3: the house.
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  Speaker 8: Loo.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, if you put the dog, look at look at
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  Speaker 6: Manti got a whole Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: When we did a brand, it was like, we'll pay
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  Speaker 2: a little extra if y'all bring Manty.
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  Speaker 3: Did you bring Manti?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely value?
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  Speaker 5: He had anything on his own?
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  Speaker 1: No, he ain't got memorial. He don't get none of
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  Speaker 1: the money either paid. No, he getting nothing.
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  Speaker 5: He don't get him out his own bank account.
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  Speaker 1: No saving way I spend.
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  Speaker 4: My bank account is hilarious with him, joint account.
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  Speaker 1: I mean he.
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  Speaker 9: Dignified.
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  Speaker 1: We paid the kids for being in the brand.
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  Speaker 3: But do they get all that money? You give them
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  Speaker 3: a piece of that money.
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  Speaker 2: All their money, you get them all their money, Well
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  Speaker 2: they think it's all their money.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, we give them all their money.
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  Speaker 2: We don't give them access to all of it like
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  Speaker 2: they if they don't watch this podcast. The kids don't
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  Speaker 2: know how much money they have saved.
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  Speaker 1: They have.
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  Speaker 6: You made thirty seven dollars today.
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  Speaker 4: You make You want them to grow up and be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I was a child, a child actor and they didn't
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  Speaker 4: pay us, they didn't give us no money.
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  Speaker 6: But you also don't want your kids to be too
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  Speaker 6: like bougie, like I'll gotta do ship like you know
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  Speaker 6: and influence.
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  Speaker 1: No, you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Me and Lessen talk about this all the time.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, how do you explain to kids that they
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  Speaker 2: are not like they're just like everybody else when their
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  Speaker 2: life is not like they they will always at least
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  Speaker 2: have somewhere to work, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like you don't go to college, where are
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  Speaker 1: you going to work?
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  Speaker 2: And it's like you get it for you will. I
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  Speaker 2: could find something for you to do. You might make
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  Speaker 2: crazy bread, but you're not gonna be like, well it's easy.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like it's easier if you're especially if your
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  Speaker 4: parents are successful, like like especially like famous, it's easy
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  Speaker 4: for them to like cover like, oh I'm good because
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  Speaker 4: of my parents. But I think we should normalize telling
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  Speaker 4: parents that, like you like telling kids that you normal
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  Speaker 4: you just in different situations because of us, like separation.
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  Speaker 4: So it's not like it's not like, oh, we're all different.
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  Speaker 4: It's like you still got to do some grinding, you
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  Speaker 4: still got to figure.
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  Speaker 5: It out, but you're gonna have an easier time because
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  Speaker 5: of me. That seems self centered, but I feel like
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  Speaker 5: that's important.
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  Speaker 1: That's kids.
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  Speaker 2: And Melissa is big on this and she wants the
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  Speaker 2: boys and I used to beginst it, but actually see
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  Speaker 2: the value.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, I want them to work a regular job first.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like when you've worked retail or fast food
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  Speaker 2: or like a grocery store or something like that, there's
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  Speaker 2: just a different appreciation for people.
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  Speaker 1: It's like public school.
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  Speaker 5: The better simulation of the world.
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  Speaker 1: We were going to take the kids to.
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  Speaker 2: We're thinking about taking them to see our canyon where
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  Speaker 2: Bronze and them kids go, Like, I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: I don't want them to be I want them to
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  Speaker 2: be regular.
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  Speaker 6: Like because when they become Kevi on Stage's kids on stages, kids.
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  Speaker 4: Over here at this school that's theron private school, kids
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  Speaker 4: like who went to private school the whole time, and
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  Speaker 4: they had never seen a fight, yeah, in school, which.
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  Speaker 5: Is pretty crazy if you think about it.
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  Speaker 4: Which and that also implies you've never been in a
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  Speaker 4: situation where you could have got beat up, and those
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  Speaker 4: are both very important.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what one thing about the Internet has robbed
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  Speaker 2: people A lot of times. People don't realize back in
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  Speaker 2: the day, which I hate saying, but it is true.
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  Speaker 2: Used to you could say whatever you want, but when
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  Speaker 2: that person hears about it, you're gonna have to deal
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  Speaker 2: with those consequences. A lot of times on the Internet,
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  Speaker 2: people are not used to like having to see that person.
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  Speaker 5: In real life.
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  Speaker 1: And they're not hitting you back on Twitter. They're hitting
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  Speaker 1: you back, but.
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  Speaker 4: No, forget forget the internet, like like shelter, you know,
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  Speaker 4: like to private school for that. That's why Karen's they
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  Speaker 4: just be like saying whatever, and you're just like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: you've never even almost I'm.
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: Gonna tell you ain't never got your ass.
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  Speaker 4: I have a theory that that's why all like karen
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  Speaker 4: interactions caught on film are in uh, coffee shops. M
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: they thinking about that they don't do they don't do
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  Speaker 4: that ship that popeyes, those employees fight.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, ye baristas, Popeyes employees, waffle House employees, they even
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  Speaker 2: McDonald's they fight.
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  Speaker 1: At Nigga, dot your eyes and Tim.
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  Speaker 5: Take all the disrespect.
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  Speaker 6: I've seen two people at McDonald's hop over the counter
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  Speaker 6: like yo, we could go donald and all of that.
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  Speaker 2: We I've seen a lot of niggas get waxed by McDonald's.
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  Speaker 7: Zero star who employees fight like they do like Karens
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  Speaker 7: like a bracket. No, just a bracket, like going to
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  Speaker 7: against each other like pop is against waffle House.
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  Speaker 3: Who's gonna come on house? That'd be crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I was going undefeated in the Them niggas are as
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  Speaker 2: an individual and them niggas is. I feel like waffle
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  Speaker 2: House the tag team nigga. The niggas got strikes already
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  Speaker 2: their first nigga is like, Bro, I'll kill you over
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  Speaker 2: this griddle. The number one seed, they probably go undefeating
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  Speaker 2: the regular season and the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: Popey's probably give them for their money.
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  Speaker 4: No, churches might churches might be with theist church chickil
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  Speaker 4: getting first round draft picked though, because they ain't got nobody.
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  Speaker 6: The GM and the whole ship. Bro, they're not, They're not.
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  Speaker 6: They put fights putting up the food. They just put
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  Speaker 6: the money in. They put their money and like, look, man,
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  Speaker 6: you don't want your people coming over the counters. You
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  Speaker 6: know what I'm saying, be me at your tables, you know,
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  Speaker 6: and said, come on over.
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  Speaker 2: The chick know someming girl at McDonald's. The person had
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  Speaker 2: went crazy, right, and she was calm the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: She was the manager. Calm, calm, calm.
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  Speaker 2: The lady took the drink and threw the milkshake on
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  Speaker 2: the lady, the Simon girl, she was like, she took
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  Speaker 2: a deep breath, grabbed.
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  Speaker 1: Her, pulled her.
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  Speaker 2: You know they have the long counter food wiped all
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  Speaker 2: the all the food off with the girl's body, like,
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  Speaker 2: didn't even punch her bow bow drag through on the floor,
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  Speaker 2: stomp stop, and they took the next order and the
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  Speaker 2: d She pulled her inside the McDonald's and I'm like, nigga,
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  Speaker 2: what are you not knowing some more people?
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  Speaker 4: I was about to kill you. That was for sure
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  Speaker 4: a private school woman, because turning up to a Simon.
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  Speaker 5: And then the drink on top of that, You're lucky
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  Speaker 5: she just got wiped.
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  Speaker 3: You want to with lady Rock.
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  Speaker 5: The Rocks daughter, I don't know she looks strong.
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  Speaker 1: She's a wrestler.
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  Speaker 3: She just started wrestler, right, I thought, relationship.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not getting into it with a Simon, I.
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  Speaker 9: Know, start doing this ship.
• 13:16
  Speaker 5: About that either letting it get to that point.
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  Speaker 1: Once it gets that you're gonna have far He man.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not even let them slap his and be like,
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: oh you look a little samo.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: Real quick before they get a says hit The thought.
• 15:39
  Speaker 11: That for us, no, even if you look a little samoan,
• 15:45
  Speaker 11: even if you just like you know, yeah.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: No, thank you.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: I'm going home.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: Whatever this was, whatever this altercation was about.
• 16:03
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• 16:09
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• 16:12
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• 16:13
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• 16:14
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• 16:15
  Speaker 5: I'm not sticking with one.
• 16:17
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• 16:20
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• 16:21
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• 16:52
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• 17:04
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• 17:20
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• 17:29
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• 17:30
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• 17:41
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• 17:54
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• 17:55
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• 17:57
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• 18:08
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• 18:11
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• 18:14
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• 18:19
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• 18:20
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• 18:28
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• 18:29
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• 18:30
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• 18:49
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• 20:11
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• 20:19
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• 20:22
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• 20:39
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• 20:43
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• 20:54
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• 21:06
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• 21:07
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  Speaker 5: in my life.
• 21:10
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• 21:17
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• 21:20
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• 21:23
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• 21:27
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• 21:41
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• 21:44
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• 21:46
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• 22:16
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• 22:25
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• 23:44
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• 23:45
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• 23:47
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• 23:49
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• 23:55
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• 23:58
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• 24:02
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  Speaker 3: I heard that's big.
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• 24:12
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• 24:17
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• 24:21
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• 24:24
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• 24:29
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• 24:31
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• 24:34
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• 24:34
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• 24:41
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• 24:44
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• 24:46
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• 24:49
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• 24:51
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• 25:12
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• 25:15
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• 25:18
  Speaker 5: I survived.
• 25:19
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• 25:23
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• 25:41
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