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Things That Must Go from May 13th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thank me.
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  Speaker 2: Thinks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: These are things that are bugging you are, dear friends
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  Speaker 1: of the program, things that you just can't stand anymore.
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  Speaker 1: They are things that you have that must go from
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  Speaker 1: your lives. You don't know what to do about it,
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  Speaker 1: and then finally you decide, I know, I'll send it
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  Speaker 1: to X ninety six Radio from Hell, and maybe these
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  Speaker 1: things will be gone for my life. Maybe it'll just
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  Speaker 1: make me feel better. I'll get it off your chest.
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  Speaker 1: So send your muscos to Radio from Hell at X
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  Speaker 1: ninety six to dof com and put muscle on the
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  Speaker 1: subject line and we'll try to get to it. Nick,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: I got one of my own to start things out.
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  Speaker 2: Last night, I was getting my sprinkler system up and
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  Speaker 2: running with the heat coming in my yard started dying.
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  Speaker 2: I prevented. I didn't want to burn water throughout the season,
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  Speaker 2: and I went down a rabbit hole online because this
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  Speaker 2: is my first time being in a home and doing
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  Speaker 2: all this. How do I turn de winter eyes to
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  Speaker 2: my spinkler system? I found I watched YouTube videos about
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  Speaker 2: how to go through the process. I need to like
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  Speaker 2: turn on a backflow prevent he valve and I had
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  Speaker 2: to do it slowly without hurting my system. I say
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  Speaker 2: all this because I wanted to get very specific information,
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  Speaker 2: and as I kept going down the rabbit hole and
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  Speaker 2: asking questions, I don't know what it is about the
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  Speaker 2: Internet now. It does not give you any search results
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  Speaker 2: even relevant to what you're actually trying to find. You'd
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  Speaker 2: think with those specific terms I would get something, but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it ended up being a whole rabbit hole about just
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  Speaker 2: things that did not matter. I was getting results for
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  Speaker 2: RVs how to dewinterize RVs. I don't know what it
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  Speaker 2: is about every platform now, but you can't find a
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  Speaker 2: single search about what you're truly looking for anymore. So
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  Speaker 2: my thing that must go is the Internet not being intelligent.
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  Speaker 2: This one from Kelly of Eagle Mountain. What must go
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  Speaker 2: is how long it takes to establish a habit, but
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  Speaker 2: how quickly you can get out of it. I've been
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  Speaker 2: waking up early to work for my health, you know,
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  Speaker 2: for about five months now. Every day this week has
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  Speaker 2: been a struggle. Make it stop. Thanks for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 2: This one says, don't say their name. What needs to
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  Speaker 2: go is men on construction sites thinking a woman can't
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  Speaker 2: do the same job. And asking for the male inspector
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  Speaker 2: instead of accepting that I'm the inspector. Oh, like, I
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  Speaker 2: like what, I can't do my job and he's the
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  Speaker 2: quote unquote daddy and in charge. Like really, thank you
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  Speaker 2: for that good morning radio from hell. Things the most
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  Speaker 2: go are being stuck in a stuffy Christmas decoration storage room.
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  Speaker 2: Is your girlfriend picks out snowflake ornaments from a hotel
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  Speaker 2: liquidation property sale? Oh, it smelled like disappointment and stale carpet.
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  Speaker 2: Even worse was her going bonkers when she found out
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  Speaker 2: that the six foot wide wreath was available for ten bucks.
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  Speaker 2: The Georgian dentist and her pals dressed like Uma Thurman
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  Speaker 2: from Kill Bill not qualifying for the Grand Final at Eurovision.
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  Speaker 2: They harmonized pretty great motorcycle crews that like to fleck
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  Speaker 2: with loud revving and wheelies on my commute home, the
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  Speaker 2: bars quarters and craft by Proper in sugar House shouting
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  Speaker 2: down at the end of the month, and people getting
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  Speaker 2: upset that Julia Reagan is making a comeback for Memorial
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  Speaker 2: Day weekend. Thank you for letting me listen, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, I'll go next. Let's see this one says midweek. Greetings,
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  Speaker 1: some muscos here we are. I have one recently medicare
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  Speaker 1: or medication rather or health procedures that require insurance authorization
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  Speaker 1: that end up in lengthy decision processes, leaving a person's
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  Speaker 1: medical care in the state of limbo an endless state
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  Speaker 1: of limbo. This must go. Either reprove it and let
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  Speaker 1: a person get treated, or deny it so that they
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  Speaker 1: can move forward exploring other options with their provider and
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  Speaker 1: shareholder oriented profits in the healthcare industry must go entirely.
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  Speaker 1: And lymphoma must go. Thanks for letting me listen. And
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  Speaker 1: that's Johnny B. This one says, hello, use my name
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  Speaker 1: at your leisure or don't. My name is Hunter. The
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  Speaker 1: details for the root of the Pride parade and rally
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  Speaker 1: and march and the Utah Pride Parade currently being listed
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  Speaker 1: as TBA on the Pride Center's website. This must go.
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  Speaker 1: While I know that it's traditionally the route and the
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  Speaker 1: timing for both, I just I fear that they both
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  Speaker 1: could be infected by the current politicals, climate stake care.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's see, I'll read some more of killers.
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  Speaker 1: He sent like five pages a couple of weeks ago,
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  Speaker 1: and your memory has trouble with law enforcement. Judges that
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  Speaker 1: have no sense of humor must go. Crummy rest stops.
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  Speaker 1: Crummy rest stops must go. Utah has the dirtiest, ugly
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  Speaker 1: no maintenance rest stops in the country. Other states have
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  Speaker 1: beautiful manned maps and directions and people telling you what
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  Speaker 1: to do in their state. Plastic enclosures that are not
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  Speaker 1: possible to open, batteries, toothbrushes, hair brushes, scissors, string cheese, flashlights,
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  Speaker 1: et cetera. There ought to be a law against the
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  Speaker 1: use of these things. They're offensive that they're packaged that way.
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  Speaker 1: My therapist tells me to avoid stress causing items. Even
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  Speaker 1: the West Valley City judge told me to avoid these items.
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  Speaker 1: Childproof lids must go. Just don't sell them to children.
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  Speaker 1: And let's see what else he has. He's got so
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  Speaker 1: many here. I'll do one more from the killer. Legalize
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  Speaker 1: the lottery. Just make it a law. Anyone who sells
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  Speaker 1: the tickets must be five miles from each border. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: at least at least the billions of dollars in tax
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  Speaker 1: will stay in Utah. And when one size fits all
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  Speaker 1: of anything, one size does not fit all.
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  Speaker 2: I love a killer all right.
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  Speaker 3: This one from Corbon. Let's see book binder Corbin, that's
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  Speaker 3: my name. Idiots who don't pay attention and honk speed
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  Speaker 3: around me, pissed that I'm driving twenty miles per hour
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  Speaker 3: through a school zone, only to slam on their brakes
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  Speaker 3: when they see flashing lights foresaid school zone, seconds before
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  Speaker 3: they pass under the sign and lights foresaid school zone.
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  Speaker 3: Also must go that one coworker who says good morning
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  Speaker 3: to everyone, but then when they see me, put on
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  Speaker 3: a grumpy face and walk by without saying good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you hate me? That's all, have a great day.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see this one from Matt. Emails that say your
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  Speaker 3: item has shipped in the subject line, but when you
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  Speaker 3: open it, it says a shipping label has been printed.
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  Speaker 3: Buttons that you have to hold down for five seconds
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  Speaker 3: to do what you want it to do. Sauce bottles
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  Speaker 3: that have plastic shrink wrap bands without a perforation that
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  Speaker 3: you spend way too long getting off the bottle, only
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  Speaker 3: to flip the lid and realize there is another seal
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  Speaker 3: between the bottle and the lid. You only need one
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  Speaker 3: seal liquid smoke. There you go, your elitist double Seal.
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  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio
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  Speaker 2: Show