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Scam Gumbo w/ Solomon Georgio (Fraud Friday) · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: What's popping congregation? Is your girl Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to an episode of Fraud Fridays, where we release
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  Speaker 1: older episodes from the Scam Goddess Bault. That's right, Fraud
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  Speaker 1: Fridays is where we bring back your favorite episodes.
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  Speaker 2: From behind the paywall.
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall, and as always,
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  Speaker 1: stay scheming, scam, Come.
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  Speaker 3: Rob from.
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  Speaker 2: Scam, Come.
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  Speaker 3: Rob's froll.
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  Speaker 1: Scam Goddess, what's poppin congregation?
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  Speaker 4: Yo?
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  Speaker 1: It's your girl, Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess. So let
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  Speaker 1: me let y'all know up top, a bitch is tired. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a black woman. Uh life is horrid. Seventy percent
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  Speaker 1: of us get fibroids and my are enlarged and.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fully dying.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm here because I love y'all and we gonna
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  Speaker 1: keep it positive and upbeat.
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  Speaker 2: Hunty Listen, y'all, I know the drill. Say it with me.
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  Speaker 1: I am so what yes, excited And it's like I
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  Speaker 1: heard you, like we in the car together, or we
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  Speaker 1: on the phone together, or we in your AirPods together.
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  Speaker 2: You see me, you feel me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here, give me a hoog. Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so excited for our guest today, honestly.
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  Speaker 1: Truly because I snagged this icon, superstar, fucking funny as
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  Speaker 1: hell man in the middle of the night. I slid
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  Speaker 1: in his DMS firsty as hell and you were And
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  Speaker 1: he's the first person I asked because I wanted him
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  Speaker 1: so bad, and I was like, oh, and I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna copy the messages because I'm scammer and just send it.
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  Speaker 2: To somebody else if he said no, But he has
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  Speaker 2: said yes, Yes. He has a half hour special on
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  Speaker 2: Comedy Central.
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  Speaker 1: And when I tell you, I've seen this man do
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  Speaker 1: comedy in person in a mass twenty feet away outside
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  Speaker 1: and it was hilarious. And also, can't know, Brian Broh,
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  Speaker 1: you've seen him on his ship like he's so amazing. Guys,
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  Speaker 1: we have the King be incomparable also fine as hell
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  Speaker 1: like he is like goddamn slimon Georgia.
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  Speaker 2: Yo, goddamn hello.
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  Speaker 3: I am so damn happy to be here, Nancy.
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  Speaker 5: This is just this is just you have no idea
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  Speaker 5: how wonderful I think you are, so therefore to be
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  Speaker 5: to even get the appreciation, it's I'm on cloud Cloud
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  Speaker 5: nine is a Cloud nine I forget, which.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly Cloud nine ten in twenty twenty, we need to
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  Speaker 1: be on Cloud thirty is brought out here. I am
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  Speaker 1: fully dying. But when I tell you, Solomon, like before
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  Speaker 1: I even saw him in person, step my life up,
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  Speaker 1: step my game up. Like We're part of this group
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  Speaker 1: that Nicole Byrn called skate Gang and we all skate
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  Speaker 1: out side and it's been this thing that we started
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  Speaker 1: in Quarantine because it's like, okay, bro, we gotta do something,
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  Speaker 1: like we gotta, you know, have something that's not related
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  Speaker 1: to work, something that's related.
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  Speaker 2: To joy, and it's just us having fun as adults.
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  Speaker 1: And Solomon got these fire ass they were silver, they
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  Speaker 1: looked like nikes and they and they're cute as fuck,
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  Speaker 1: and he put them in the group.
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  Speaker 2: Chat and I was like talking with website. What's the website?
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  Speaker 2: And that's how I got my pink light up skates.
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  Speaker 5: Is I know, we got We're magic and the things.
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  Speaker 5: I've only been to the skate Gang once. I only
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  Speaker 5: got to go that one time. I've been busy.
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  Speaker 2: I love this booked and busy.
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  Speaker 5: Booking busy, but I just want to make sure I
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  Speaker 5: leave a little bit of inspiration behind you?
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  Speaker 1: Did you left more than like when I tell you
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  Speaker 1: I got those skates and then people reached out.
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  Speaker 2: To me and like where'd you get them? Where'd you
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  Speaker 2: get them? Like? Oh my god, I was like, let
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  Speaker 2: me tell you all about my guru.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I'm not inexium, but Solomon, you could be a guru.
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  Speaker 2: If you wanted to be evil, you could.
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  Speaker 3: Be a I plan on. That's my full fallback. Like
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  Speaker 3: that is hands down.
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  Speaker 2: Cult leader is my fallback career.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so Salm, do you have any relationship with scams?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been scammed? Have you done a scam?
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  Speaker 1: Like it's I always want to do you like scams?
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  Speaker 2: Do you hate them?
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  Speaker 3: I am a full on scammer.
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  Speaker 5: Uh, hands down, you're talking about I'm talking high end scams.
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  Speaker 3: I'm former in kind of scams. All right. Yes, my
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  Speaker 3: skin is black but my collars are white.
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  Speaker 2: But broke scammer, I'd love to see it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how or when I figured it out,
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  Speaker 5: but my family, Well, first of all, my dad's a drifter,
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  Speaker 5: so that's the original scammers.
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  Speaker 2: Drifter What do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: A drifter is pretty much just a homeless person on
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  Speaker 5: the goat it is somebody who just goes from town
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  Speaker 5: to town and gets whatever he can.
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  Speaker 2: And that's how he's a homosexual.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when you start fucking him and he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: now I live here, yes, oh.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly that how I was born.
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  Speaker 2: I love homosexual.
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  Speaker 1: One of my friends was a homosexual, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: you don't live anywhere, do you like?
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  Speaker 2: You just live with the women you fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: My dad barely. Ever, it was like living with a bachelor.
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  Speaker 5: Like the man got a Tudor car while I was
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  Speaker 5: growing up. That's the kind of person he y'all.
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  Speaker 2: When you get a Tudor car and you got kids,
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  Speaker 2: you are.
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  Speaker 3: Six kids, Bust them kids.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, fuck them kids.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, listen, one of the kids can get
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  Speaker 1: in sometimes, but maybe never.
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  Speaker 5: A King sixth Tudor Ozobobille Color Supreme would wear his
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  Speaker 5: tracksuits in it and not and not a single child
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  Speaker 5: could fit in.
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  Speaker 2: Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm sure your dad, I'm weak.
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  Speaker 2: God, I'm sure that caused a lot of childhood trauma.
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  Speaker 1: However, him for your flyness, because that all sounds very
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  Speaker 1: fly to me. A cutlass, track suits, a Twodor car,
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  Speaker 1: even though you got six kids.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, one y'all got to get in the trunk. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: three of y'all.
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  Speaker 3: We did too.
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  Speaker 5: Oh oh, Yes, this wonderful bachelor that I called my father,
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  Speaker 5: he definitely raised a bunch of scammers and schemers. And
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  Speaker 5: I actually even at one point took embezzled money out
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  Speaker 5: of my own mother's account. Yes, and he took eight
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  Speaker 5: or fifty dollars out. I walked in with justin her deposit,
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  Speaker 5: check her for signature, nigg you bowl a fifty I was.
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  Speaker 5: It was like nineteen ninety nine. That was like a lot.
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  Speaker 2: That was like, so to say, fifty leaving my account.
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  Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing is that back then, they don't
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  Speaker 3: just notify you.
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  Speaker 5: I just went in with a deposit slip, yes, with
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  Speaker 5: her uh no, withdrawal slip, and I signed, I forged
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  Speaker 5: your name, forced to let her. They didn't even call nobody.
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  Speaker 5: They just trusted my little black ass. And I was
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  Speaker 5: like how And I was like and ever since then,
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  Speaker 5: I was like, you You're gonna scam as much as
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  Speaker 5: you can.
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  Speaker 3: Until you do what did she need?
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  Speaker 2: The eight fifty four?
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  Speaker 3: I ran away to Los Angeles and try to be
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  Speaker 3: a star.
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  Speaker 1: To be a star honey, and you Yes, that's worth it. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: your mama should give that as a testimony.
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  Speaker 5: Twenty years later, I did it after I moved back home, and.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Solomon, no, okay, listen, I'm my mom is like this.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of weird with my mom because my mom
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  Speaker 1: could also have been a cult leader. Yeah, she's so smart.
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  Speaker 1: She gives me so many quotes, she could write so
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  Speaker 1: many books she has, she's been published.
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  Speaker 2: He's a genius.
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  Speaker 1: And she's also just like it's like, I love her,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm also afraid, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Because she's a strong black mama.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember when I was a kid, I stole
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  Speaker 1: money like change out of her purse, the bottom of
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  Speaker 1: her purse because my friend in quotes scammed me and
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  Speaker 1: told me she ain't have money for lunch money.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, I've always been a generous house.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, let me help you, like
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  Speaker 1: blah blah blah, turn out this bitch she just wanted
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  Speaker 1: the money and she scammed me. But I got my
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  Speaker 1: ass what one time because my mama saw me stealing
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  Speaker 1: out of her part.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, oh, I couldn't even come
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  Speaker 2: up with nothing. I think I was like, I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: for chatstick.
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  Speaker 3: Never scam a scammer.
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  Speaker 1: My mom is a scammer. My mom has more jobs
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  Speaker 1: than any Jamaican has ever had. My mom used to
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  Speaker 1: sing background for Kirk Franklin.
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  Speaker 3: She I love her.
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  Speaker 5: I've had like before doing this career, I had like
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  Speaker 5: seventy jobs.
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  Speaker 2: Br the hustling spirit. You're giving me that energy and
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  Speaker 2: it's like giving me life right now. She used to
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  Speaker 2: work at a dairy queen and.
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  Speaker 1: They would have chilli Fridays, which honestly, this is a franchise, right,
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  Speaker 1: Chili Fridays.
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  Speaker 2: Well, my mom would just make chili that she just made.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't nobody at dear Queen has said yes, the dairy,
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  Speaker 1: the queen, nobody approved.
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  Speaker 3: Just freestyle chili. I like this.
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  Speaker 1: She's a queen bro So yes, yes, I'm on the
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  Speaker 1: same wave as you. But also I love that the
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  Speaker 1: bank just let you ride.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I And it's not even that was just the
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  Speaker 5: first time. The ultimate time. This is the one that
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  Speaker 5: I will never I worked for an office supply chain
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  Speaker 5: store that will not say by name because I do
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  Speaker 5: not want to be sued by limitations.
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  Speaker 2: We love a redacted office supply store. We live for redacted,
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  Speaker 2: We live for a redacted.
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  Speaker 5: But I may or may not have, at one point
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  Speaker 5: in time done bookkeeping for a place that had the
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  Speaker 5: cashiers were very terrible at counting their moneys and it
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  Speaker 5: was consistently over. So I just skimmed off the top
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  Speaker 5: of the course of six months and may have made
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  Speaker 5: or made or may have not made five thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Solomon, I know you're a genius because
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  Speaker 1: who does bookkeeping?
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  Speaker 2: And it's like if it was over every month, you
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  Speaker 2: know what.
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  Speaker 1: I believe this is my money now and it was
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  Speaker 1: your money and one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: That's the thing. Is anyone who works in a corporate
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  Speaker 3: setting that doesn't steal? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Like, listen, Corporations are the fucking devil, especially in America,
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  Speaker 1: because we give them so many tax breaks, we give
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  Speaker 1: them so many allowances.
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  Speaker 2: They kill people.
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  Speaker 1: Literally, If you want to become a billionaire, you have
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  Speaker 1: to kill people indirectly or not directly.
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  Speaker 2: It's just what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you guys, Like, if you work in a corporation,
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  Speaker 1: if you're clocking in nine to five, if you your
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  Speaker 1: great cubicle and you.
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  Speaker 2: Work in and type in an enio. You know, Panera
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  Speaker 2: salad for lunch, steal a stapler.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you are working for the ultimate thieves.
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  Speaker 2: Take all the post it notes, steal from them.
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  Speaker 3: And also, here's the things.
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  Speaker 5: If you work in customer service for a corporation, let
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  Speaker 5: customers get away with shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is why.
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  Speaker 5: That's why I'm like, when I call customer service, you
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  Speaker 5: are in for an ordeal. I am not backing away
• 11:02
  Speaker 5: from Jack. I walked I got a free iPhone that
• 11:05
  Speaker 5: I cracked myself. That's what That's the kind of person
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna get when you get me on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, Steve Jobs cracked my iPhone from the grave.
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  Speaker 5: It's like, first of all, why are you trying to
• 11:15
  Speaker 5: defend this one dollar phone that you could easily replace.
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  Speaker 3: Let me talk to the person that you're that's in
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  Speaker 3: charge of you.
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  Speaker 2: Listen.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: I joke about Karen's on this show so much, but
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  Speaker 1: let me speak to the manager.
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  Speaker 2: Be changing lives one.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Be nice to your customer service person, because when you're
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: in customer service, all their job is is to hear
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: people be mad at them. So if you're nicer to them,
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  Speaker 1: it helps you a lot then if you ask, because
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: if they're dumb, if you start to feel like this
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  Speaker 1: nigga dumb, you can just be like, let me speak
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  Speaker 1: to your manager.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: I was in London and I was working in London.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: At the time, and Bank of America is a raggedy
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: bitch that will shut your credit card off and your cards.
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  Speaker 1: They'd be like, oh, you had a gas station that's
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: twelve miles from your house. We thought that wasn't you.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: You don't like beef jerky, right, we shut your card off.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: And so I was in London, called them niggas thirty
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  Speaker 1: four fifty eleven times, and was like, Hey, I'm in
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  Speaker 1: London for three months, come on, y'all. I go to
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: AATM randomly in Lesser Square and it shuts off. And
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: at the time, I was twenty, so like I was young,
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't know how to get other money. And a
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: call Big of America and they were like, oh, sis,
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna be able to reactivate your card for
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: a few days because we got to do some blah
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. And I was like, for the
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  Speaker 1: first time, let me speak to your manager. And the
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  Speaker 1: manager got.
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  Speaker 2: My card activated immediately.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's so how they all work.
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  Speaker 5: Here's the thing is that every time, like I think
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  Speaker 5: there's they definitely set certain rules for that person at
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  Speaker 5: the lower ranks, and I'm like, I know you can't
• 12:49
  Speaker 5: do nothing, but i know there's five motherfuckers down do
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  Speaker 5: some shit, so let's not waste time with each other.
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  Speaker 3: Bring me to the next person. I don't even like.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: I don't even like.
• 12:59
  Speaker 5: Depending on the issue, I barely talk to the first person.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, let me speak to your supervisor. Then I'm like,
• 13:04
  Speaker 5: let me speak to your supervisor.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: Let me speak.
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  Speaker 5: I will talk to the regional manager. I will get
• 13:08
  Speaker 5: to the CEO if I have to, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: get what I want.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, let me speak to the King of Bank of America.
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  Speaker 2: Put Bank on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: That's his name, right Bank, and there's middle names of
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  Speaker 1: in his last name of America.
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  Speaker 5: What you gotta do is keep going up to the
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  Speaker 5: chain of command where somebody's getting paid so much money
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  Speaker 5: that they rather just give you what you want than
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  Speaker 5: even be bothered.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, and sometimes they be protecting them like Verbo. I'm
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: gonna shave you, Verbo, because y'all know I fought with
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: y'all on Twitter. They have scammers on there, and I
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: guess this is a random scam tip, but I know
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: a lot of y'all are getting stir crazy and tired
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: of being home, and you want to go somewhere and
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: maybe you do it safely quote unquote by being at
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: a house and whatever. Verbo has a bunch of people
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: on that site who have photos of play that are
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: really nice that they don't own. Because Verbo, when you
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: pay for something, they get the money pretty quickly, and
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: then if it's a scam, they like it's too much.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: It's like too much time between when Verbo can retract
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  Speaker 1: the money so that you can make off with some shit.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: So just so you know, if you gown Verbo and
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: you see a house it's nice and there's no reviews,
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: do not book it, especially if it's recent.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: If you see it's like oh new place, and it's
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: posted like two or.
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  Speaker 1: Three days after you know, before you're looking, do not
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  Speaker 1: book it because those people are scammers and they don't
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  Speaker 1: own those houses and have me and I.
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  Speaker 2: Had three thousand dollars tied up for a damn.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, damn.
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  Speaker 5: See this is why I don't try new things. I
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: just six, like check out this new app. I'm like,
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: let me, let me, let.
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  Speaker 3: Me hear this out.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Don't try new things. That's the lesson.
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  Speaker 3: All right, guys, let your friends do it first.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: My mom was always like, would you jump off a
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: bridge if you're friends up too? And I was like, yeah,
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: if they jump first. And I looked and it was
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: cute and they was.
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  Speaker 3: Alive, Like my friends have been decoysed for so many things.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Right, they jump off and I look down and I'm like, yeah, good,
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: then I'm gonna jump off the bridge.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: House, the water scarce.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Come, let's get into it. First part of the podcast,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: What's Hot and Fraud? So today, so what's Hot and Fraud?
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Normally you guys know, and if you don't know, if
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: you're new, we talk about a scam that's popping that
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: we want to warn you about, or we read a
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: listener letter. But today this is gonna be a wild
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: kind of different episode because Honey, I told y'all, I'm.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Dying, So today Hot and Fraud is going to be
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: a news alert.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: That's news alert. I love that question. Mark.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Can I tell y'all that I blame part of the
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: coronavirus deniers on the fact that since nine to eleven,
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: when sweeps were through the roof and newscasters were getting
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: awards or crying on live television and shit, the news realized,
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: oh if we extra scary, niggas gonna watch. And so
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: since then, the news has been like you might die
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: tonight more at eleven, and it's like, so it's.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Trained a lot of people to be like, Okay, well
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: we didn't die tonight, Like why should we listen to news?
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Like why? So?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I know that people are saying coronavirus isn't real, but
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: when I tell you, I've had so many family members passed, like, bro,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: it's real.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: So how did I get on that tangent? Oh?
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: Because I like, yeah, I get it, but coronavirus is real.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: I think that should be the main takeaway is that
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: coronavirus is not a scam.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: So oh yeah, I know.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I said that because what we're talking about hot and
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: fraud is a popin coronavirus.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Scam that hello so much.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: They're my best friends. So a single family house on
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: forest Yew Avenue in Euclid, Ohio, a suburb of Cleveland.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, Cleveland, Cleveland rocks.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I know that you're carry show that's all I have.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Shows no signs of farming activity. You understand soon The
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: only things growing on this one eighth acre plot are trees, shrubs,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: and grass. But twenty companies registered at that address with
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: names like Organic Ohio Berries LLC and Garlic Farming LLC
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: have won government approval for loans and grants intended to
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: support small businesses hurt by the coronavirus pandemic.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: What is it, y'all give it farm loans? Hold on,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: hold on and listen. I feel jealous because I have
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: a plant. I have one living plant in my house,
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: so I'm a farmer. I'm a farmer.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: I feel like I should grow a plan. I feel
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: like wow, and no one's gonna check you clid.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: They were like, here you go, twenty businesses, same address.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Here you go.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: That is amazing and all.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: The owner of the forest Few home and his family
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: members created seventy two companies with abergarian sounding names at
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: three Cleveland area addresses, then use them to get approval
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: loans for grants totaling seven point two million dollars from
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: the Small Business Administration's Economy Injury Disaster Loan Program. State
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: and federal record show there's no sign of agricultural activity
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: at any of the locations, which is hilarious to me
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: because I'm like, did all this drive by like Artie's
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: niggas farment?
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Not a plant, not a succulent.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: We saw a home, not a.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Nothing is happening here.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: We see a plow, and we definitely didn't see a tractor.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Likest of all, defive small farm. Really, what does that
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: even mean?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: If you shut the hat, not a scarecrow.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Not a pumpkin in the front yard. It is just.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: I just feel like if you walk in the door,
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: there's a tumbleweed that just blows right through.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: They't even see no talk.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: He said, God damn, We're even sit outside for twelve hours.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: We see not a weed, not a does an empty
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: house with twelve owl figures staring at you.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: There's no sign of agricultural activity at the locations, or
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: that any companies were active before February first, a.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Requirement for the pandemic.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Oh god, none of them were registered by the Ohio
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Secretary of State's office before May.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: So they knew this then, Well they didn't know.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: What happened was is everyone who was applying for the
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: aid just got automatically approved, and then seven point two
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: million dollars went away, and they were like, wait minute.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: I feel I feel like there were so many holes
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: in this scam that it is not the scammer's fault
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: by any means.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Honestly, they shouldn't be charged. If you can let somebody
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: take out seventy two.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, if you are automatically approving loans instead of
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: doing the minimum amount of research.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: They said, babe, listen, I understand. They were like, I
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: have five broids. I can't read these loans, like I'm tired.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: No, I know that somebody typed in the same address
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: seventy two times and didn't even think about it once.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I honestly like, these scammers are my favorite people because
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: the audacity.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: If y'all had just.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Done I don't know, four one, ten, y'all was like, nah,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: seventy two, seventy.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Two, it makes sense, go big.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Because I guaranteed they didn't think it was gonna work
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: seventy two times, and then when it did, they were like.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, let's do that mode. I don't know, okay,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: what fifty okay? What sixty two?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know, okay, what's seventy.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way our government can be this stupid.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Our government is a dumb as hell. You heard it here.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: First, the niggas are dumb. Oh my god, look at
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump. Wouldn't be president if our government wasn'tumb. And
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: also he wouldn't be president and you wouldn't be watching
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: debates on television. Remind you, America is the most nuk
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: yo country, destroy your family, put on your neck ass
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: country of the world. And they asked Donald Trump in.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: The debate, if you lose, are it's not his choice?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: We even asked.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: That that's my favorite.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: Like everybody people just like, well, I don't know if
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: he's gonna do, what would he say? I'm like, you
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: don't have to worry about that. We can't got no choice.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, the fact that they.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Were like, so you did lost, and are you willing
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: to pack your shit and go?
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Nahd that bitch by to weave and pull out the
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: damn house.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I have to just pull over for a side note
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: that I was reading about the Trump administration because people
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: have been begging me to do like a whole Trump
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: episode because I didn't one about how he was stealing
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: money from cancer children. But there's so much more, and
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: so I was like reading it and there was a
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: part in the article that was like, well, Trump's people
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: who work for him really like him, like history names
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: are like, he's so nice. And his hairdresser is.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Like, I've been with him for fifteen years and he's wonderful.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, bitch, I know you a scammer.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: You've been doing this raggedy ass hairstyle for this for
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: fifteen years.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: That's the thing is that he is a scammer, but
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: he is also the ultimate patsy, like he is he's
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: the easiest mark. Like this full scammed, but he got
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: scammed worse than all.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: I can't Okay.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: So to wrap up this whole seven million dollar fake
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: family farm situation, a lawyer for that family said that, Okay, yeah,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: we had scammed basically, but we repaid most of the loans.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, what.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Do they pay back the loans with the loan, because
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: that'd be even better.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: That would be amazing, it would be fantastic. So the
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: loans are the latest sign of the mismanagement of SBA's
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: two hundred and twelve billion dollar disaster relief program, which
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: agencies and Inspector General warrened in July was beset by
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: potentially rampant fraud. So I just want to say, when
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I saw this article in the news, I first saw
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: it on Twitter. Yeah, and then I did a deeper dive.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: But on Twitter there were.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: A lot of comments that were like I tried to
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: get a loan and I got denied or I Da
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: da da, Like I didn't know like people were doing this.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I felt bad for the people who really needed the money.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: However, the scammers also really needed the money. If you
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: go into scamming, you need coin.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: Well, first of all, when I heard that they lived
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: in Euclid, Ohio, I'm like, hands down, you need to
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: you need money to get the fuck out of there.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Because I don't know, I was I could.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I wish I could see solid, but he like literally
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: pulled his jacket and I was like, you gotta get
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: out of there, like afraid, fully afraid of you, Glenn Ohio.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know what's happening there, but it seems it
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: sounds like it sounds like the city somebody would leave
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: to join a cult.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, yes, I feel like they would be like, Okay,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I give you money every week and then we kiss
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: on the lips.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm describing next to him like they would do it.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: So, guys, h, I don't even know what the warning
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: is here for this, because like, honestly, scam the government.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Fuck them.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: You got one twelve hundred dollars loan, this entire not
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: even loan, but like this entire stimulus whatever, this entire pandemic.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: And we've been in a pandemic.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: For like over six months now, right, how much money
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: has Uncle Sam? How many times have you walked out
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: of your job and like, damn, it was a good
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: day and then Uncle Sam reached into your pocket and
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: was like.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: For me, like how many shakedowns?
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Look, honestly, I believe twenty twenty should be the year
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: that we all decide not to pay taxes.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Bruh, we feel.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Can you get a three pointed like hat and just
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: start the fucking Boston party again?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Bruh.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: Seriously, that's why, that's how we That's how you saw
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: a revolution. You want to be like, oh, you ain't gonna.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Do what we want.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: We'll come get this money, right, Come come get this,
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Come get.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: This money, because we've been sending it to you, but
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: now we like, come get it.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Come get it.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Oh man, God, it sucks here.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: You better show up to my door with some universal
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: health care. Otherwise the money ain't leaving my house.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. I'm so mad at this point.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I'm like, look, I'm paying all these taxes. We live
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. I'm like, every time they seal a pothole,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: y'all need to write some niggas names on that, like
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Timmy sealed this pothole or Jake j steal this pothole.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I need to know where the money going
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: because I'm.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Confused again the ultimate scam taxes.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: It is even during the whole election, like, oh, we
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: got to count the votes and Trump is trying to
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: sue and.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: All this shit.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I'm getting emails from the Biden Harris campaign that are like, oh,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: can you send some corn to help with this? And
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I already gave my money to the government.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I gotta pay for the next president. How much you
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: gotta pay for a president?
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: What's what is all this money going to? I just
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: need I want receipts as well.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I would love a receipt.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Rab and run.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: And y'all it's time for historic Hoodwinks scam.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna be historic with Hoodwinks today because I
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: told y'all I'm Dyane. Today we're gonna read your listener
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: letters on air, and we're gonna get Solomon's amazing opinions
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: on the y y'all.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, oh my god, you grabbed your head. You were
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I need I wish I could see you. Jesus.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: He's so hot and so expressive and it's just also
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: these teeth.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Wow, it's just it's great. So sorry y'all can't see that.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: But I know normally in historic hode Winks that if
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: you're new to this show, just know normally what we do.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: For the over a year that we've recorded.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: This podcast is I will regale you guys with a
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: historic Hoodwink and I'll get opinions on everyone's shenanigans. However, today,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: because Hoe is tired, we're gonna.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Read your listener letters.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: So today the first listener letter in Solomon, I'm gonna
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: need you to give me fake names.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: I'm prepared, so.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I need a fake name, any fake name you want
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: me to think of, Yes, the deep thought.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: We'll start with a flavor magazine. What magazine, Flavor Magazine, am.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Week, Flavor Magazine says, happy already, this is.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: A scam that was recently tried on me.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Happy to say I didn't fall for it, but wanted
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: to give people a heads up. Okay, Flavor Magazine. I
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: first got a call from a New York state number.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't pick up, but when the same number texted
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: me the following, Hello, Vinmo here, we are trying to
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: contact you, but we have had no luck communicating due
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: to our unusual activity on your account. Please contact us
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: at this number for more information. I've never got a
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: text from Venmo same sis.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Wow, I would cover up the camera on my phone.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: At that point, I was like, I trust.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Nobody, only emails and this text message makes no sense.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Scam vibes. So I didn't respond or call back smart
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: because Venmo look Markus.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Zuckenberger which I like to call him that, because little Boosie,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: who's problematic and horrible and he's a rapper, was like
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: got deleted off Instagram. They took away his account because
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: he was problematic as fuck and showing porn and shit
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: and you know, transphobic and homophobic.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: And too much and gay people's business for my opinion.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, like, you aren't gay people his business, like,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: get out the business. He was tweeting Marks Okay, first
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: of all, Marcuszuckenberg, I can't even say his real name anymore.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Zuckerberg doesn't have a Twitter, and he was tweeting him like, hey,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Marcus Suckenberger, I'd give you one hundred thousand dollars to
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: rent stay my Instagram And they were like, nigga.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: No, what are you doing anyway?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: So I always called Mark Zuckenberg Mark Zuckenberger now because.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Boosie.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Well, meanwhile, he'd be buying his kids groceries, and the
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: groceries like consist of flaming hot funions, honey buns that
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: he puts in cereal.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: It's just it's a struggle.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: It sounds like all the food groups to me, just
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: finish it off with some rubbotusted and you have a
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: full day with.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: The pyramid, which the full pyramid was a scam. The
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: niggas just want us to buy rice.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: It was like grain, Why am I eating so much bread?
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: Bread was like, it's like fruits and vegetables.
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: Had to share a tear, but bread had a whole
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: Why and also dairy took up a big, big chunkl
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: You're like, oh, the thing that makes us all ship
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: too much?
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: You think that's necessary every.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Day drinking the milk of not a human. Oh, it
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: needs to be necessary every day.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: That's part of a healthy diet.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Okay, everything is we're all just blowing our asses out.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: She used to think about if, like the cocaine industry
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: was like regulated and they and they could put out
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: ads to be like cocaine dye, Like that's what Terry
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: is doing.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: That's what it did, is that you know that those
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: milk ads. It was a campaign. It was not even
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: a milk company.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: It was just milk in general. Was like, hey, got milk,
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: and you're like, the is this right?
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: The little white line over people's faces. It was a scam.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: They're like, got.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Cocaine, you need it? You need cocaine. It's like, no,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: you don't, you don't need it. It's bad for you.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: And dari is now one of the worst polluters in
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: the world.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: So yeah, and it's sad.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: It's weird and funny because it's the worst polluter because
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: it's like methane farts.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: We gotta die as a cow farts because I was
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: hanging out.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: With my beautiful white lady friends who are rich the
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: other day and we had this conversation that at the
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: end of the conversation I was like, damn, this is
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: a very rich white lady conversation because one of them
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: was like, look, I try not to eat meat, but like,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: if I do, I just need it to be sourced
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: from like a place that's not abusing animals. And I
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, so you want them animals to be
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: happy when they get murdered.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Like, I want them to see it coming.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I don't want them.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: To want to die.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I want to be like, oh my god, finally the slaughterhouse.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I want them to like, what's happening?
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: You named you love me? Why are you doing this?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I want them to have an existential crisis when they're murdered.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I want to fear.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: I want them to have a whole personality. I want
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: them to know they're missing out.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I only want to eat the pigs from what's that
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Charlotte's Web?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I only want to eat the pigs from Charlotte's Web.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Can you make sure their kids see them die?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: That makes you feel better because it's like they we're happy,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: and they're with their family before they die, like surrounded
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: by their loved one.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, I need that.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I need that fucking week, so.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: He says.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: The next day, I got another call and a text
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: from a different New York City member. This time I
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: tried to do a little investigation. I love it, you
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: love scams, and I love you for loving them.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: So I asked, what.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Kind of unusual activity are you talking about? And so
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: this is a sketchy ass conversation that happened. Hello Venmo here,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: we're trying to contact you, but we've had no luck.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Mini came during an usual activity, the same thing we
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: said before me. What kind of you an unusual activity?
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Them? Yes, Hi, my last name.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: They used his last name, which he's not giving us
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: because obviously scam was magazine.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: But go ahead, they said the rights magazine.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: So they said, Hi, Hi, miss magazine.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Play a magazine, Hi, miss magazine. Oh God, I love
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: you Solomon.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: So this is Anderson Lewis from Venmo Verification Department. There's
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: an alarm going off that somebody by the name of
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Tyler Thompson is trying to use your Venmo account as
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: a bridge.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Do you recognize this person? By any chance me. No,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: let me ask you, were you trying to send money
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: outside of the US as of now? Me?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: No. Okay, if you don't recognize this person and it
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: was not you the one that was trying to perform
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: this transaction, let me make sure that we do proceed
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: to validate and secure your Venmo account.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's what.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: A scam came and they talked about Okay, let me
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: just validate y'all account then, because this crime's happening. So uh,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Misflavor Magazine started to get freaked out and said that, oh,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: they had my last name and they.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Told them they were gonna call the FBI.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, this is like that I r S scam.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, like a different right, same shiit, same shit.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: So she said at the end that she did get
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: a real email from Venmo right after saying someone was
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: attempting to sign into her account to chase your password,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: and the calls and text stopped. Be careful out there
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: and warn your boomer parents like I did, because this
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: is the type of scam they would fall for.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: Also, if you, if you are successible to scams, don't
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: have venmotes.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I've talked about this on an earlier podcast. With Langston
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Kerman where there are tears of apps to transfer money,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and Venmo for me is the middle class. It's the
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: one that I feel like everybody knows. Facebook is like,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: hey do you love q Andon? Do you think bakings
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: are on Wayfair? Also Venmo, like, so everybody has Venmo.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: So I get it, and it's it's it's a good
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: scam because.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it works on a lot of people. But
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: as I always say, if something feels weird and someone
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: wants information or money from you, I don't care how
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: cool they are. I don't care if they sound like
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: your cousin, Like Solomon sounds like my cousin. I would
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: probably send in my money on vimo. You'd be like Solomon.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: If if we finish this podcast, you'd be like, hey, Sis,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: that was a great podcast.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I'm about to send you my audio.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: What's your social Security?
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, yeah, here you go.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Like I would get it, but I'd find a better way.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: You're like, this shit's too basic for me. But I
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: would rob you, but it would be fun.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: I want you to I wanted I wanted to be
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: nice and flatboy. I don't want to be like y'o
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: give me yourself, just security.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: I want a.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Flamboyant before a scam is hilarious. But moving on to
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: the next listener letter, this one says Lacy, I have
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: two scams currently running against Amazon because frankly, I need
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: money more than they need my money.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: You ain't never lie scams, Amen and amen.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: So they say. The Statue of Limitations is not up
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: on these scams. But I thought it might help my
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: fellow Americans by letting them know these little tricks. Give
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: me a name, Solomon, We'll.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Go with Calypso Jenkins.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Calypso Jenkins. So, Calypso Jenkins says one. Did you know
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: you can listen to an entire audiobook on Audible and
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: then return it for a credit and use it on
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: a different book. This is the nerdiest ass scam I've
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: ever heard you out here stealing Becoming by Michelle Obama, which.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Honestly can I say?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Becoming by Michelle Obama is the book that every black
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: woman received from their auntie, like I have Becoming.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I didn't buy it.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: It's an aunty purchased book, like you only have one copy.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Truly, I don't know how I only have one. I
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: feel like I posted about and they were like, oh, well,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: send it back, send it to somebody else.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Oh you got like like just one cousin with ten books.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Because listen, however many becomings you have, is how valuable you.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Are to your family?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Do you have ten becoming by Michelle Obama books, You're
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: the most valuable.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: You became the most.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, listen, I became. I read it and
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I became. I've already became.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: It's cool. I don't want to.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: I can't become twice.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: They're like, no sense, keep becoming like you was so
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: far behind. You got to keep you gotta continue to
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: be came.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: You ain't came yet. I know you did you need.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: He says that it was a callpso Clypo says that
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I've traded in the same credit a number of times
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: and they haven't caught me yet.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: If you order groceries on Prime Now and Amazon Fresh,
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: you can.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Get what they call a returnless refund because there are
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: no physical facilities for you to return things too. If
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: you're not happy with something, you can return it in
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: quotes and they'll refund you the money with barely any questions.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I've saved myself a ton of money and guns, all
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: sorts of free food, because again, I need my money
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: more than they do. I love the mantra of a
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: scammer being like I need my money more than they do, and.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Whoa correct in the situation.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: No, I don't need my money more than they do.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Look, let's be honest.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Saffron cost twenty dollars and it's a little tiny thing,
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: right really, and.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: It's delicious and if you order it and then be
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: like Amazon, I'm gonna happy with my Staffron.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: What they gonna do nothing.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I love Calypso so much. And also I love Clipso
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: because the end of this email is just in all
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: caps bye.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: It's like, Oh, I just feel like she's just typed,
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Like I gotta let these bitches know my.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Best friend friend.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: God damn, I love you. All right, we have one
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: more letter before we get out of the house, right here.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: This one says, hey, hello lady. For legal purposes, the
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: cemail is all a joke.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: Oh this male may not have occurred at a time
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: or a place in the previous or the past or
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: the future.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: It's all jokes, all allegedly allegedly. That's how we did
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: the Shaun King episode, We're like allegedly allegedly allegedly, my
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: name is Lacy. Mostly allegedly, we put allegedly everywhere. Okay,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: shout out to my lawyer, Grace allegedly my lawyer. So
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I need a name for hey, Hello.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Lacey, Maxine Vasili.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: As soon as you.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Said Maxine, I thought Maxine Shaw turning. But also Maxine
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Maasoline is fantastic. So this has to be a black
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: person because Jesus, you guys know, if you listen to
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: this podcast, I try not to read everything beforehand. I
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: really try to be like, oh, I want to be
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: surprised with my guests, So I didn't have to read
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: a lot of this beforehand, and I'm still shocked.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: So this says, let's get crunk up on half some
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: fun in this dancer read.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Not you putting on your boots and doing the Mary
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: day Blige dance into my goddamn email inbox, Vaccine, I
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: love you.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: Oh I love that song too, because it's it's all
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: those words are scams.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Don't need noration or no holeration. Honestly, my favorite word
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: that Mary J. Blise made up there no holeration. But
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of there's a lot of holeration on
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: this show and all this episode specifically because Solomon a
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: lot of holeration, So that's what we're doing. So I
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: just wanted to directly shout out how photoshop has changed
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: and shaped my life of scams to this day.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: My first foray, Oh, come on, word correction foray I.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: And then get it right into the foray of it all,
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: the foray of it all.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Honestly, it's the foray for me.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: My first foray started in high school when I got
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: a free large coupon drink at Sonic for good grades.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Am I smart? Question mark? I didn't want this to
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: go to waste. I scanned the photoshop then onto a
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: nine page document and started mass producing them.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I would trade them for money, homework and money. Had
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: a small coupon ring.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Going ooh, Sonic, say you get an ocean water for
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: free for being smart, and he was like, bit, I'm
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: gonna get nice.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: I won't do whatever I can.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Seventy two ocean waters like our first scammer family.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: So we got a coupon scammer.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, And honestly, I love this because remember those ultimate
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: couponing shows went into a bunch of hoarders who get
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: hard rock hard on getting coupon discounts.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: This is the same shit.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: It is the same, but it's it's more fun because
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: those those people were terrifying.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love this so much.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: There's some more to this story, but we, unfortunately are
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: gonna run out of time, so I'm gonna just stop
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: it there.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna read the rest of the story on
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: another episode. I promise you, guys.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: WHOA, this is the saddest part of the episode, because
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: this is when I'm soon gonna have to let Solomon go.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, and I don't want to let him go.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: I want to grab him through my computer. And yeah,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: it's just it's been wonderful.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Here we go scammer of the week. This is where
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: we highlight a charlatan who we love or hate.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Sometimes we hate him. I find out during the episode.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, yeah, let's think of trash.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: This one I feel like is actually wonderful, So let's judge.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Let us judge, let us judge.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I love that Solomon.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: You're going to be a judge on some TV shows soon.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Not only do you give energy and comedy. But you
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: do give like elevation, like you should be judging people.
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I really I bring the best out of people.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: I don't want to, but they do try hard around me.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Wait, what is your birthday? Is that rude? Just tell
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: me where your signing is because that's what I.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Want to know.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: A Capricorn.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're a Capricorn, but you give me huge
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Leo energy.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: I have no idea what that means.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Until birthday time and I'm gonna figure I'm gonna chart.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: Well, good luck because I was born in a refugee
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: camp and my mama about to remember what time that was.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Now, the time was like they brought the guns out.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: I was like, I came, like, mam, what time was
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: I born? It's just be happy you were alive.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: You're right, You're right. You can't ask what time he
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: was born.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I know I was born at two eighteen pm on
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: July fourth, but I was born.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: On Christmas and it was still a hot day. That's
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: how you know it was okay.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: My mama was making potato salad, so that's how I knew.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: She was like I made to taste time. I was
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: like a baby I was, and I oop, baby, they
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: thought I was gonna turn up for July fourth, and
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, I'm gonna turn up you.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: We'm gon turn up as well. We all don't bring
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: the potato salad to the hospital.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Som of the week Jesus, oh lord. Scam of the
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: week is a woman who allegedly gotta sprinkle some allegedly,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: but it's a news article.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Charge it to w b r Z, which that sounds fake,
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: but it is the news.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: It sounds it sounds like a place.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's news from around the corner.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine if news was like your homeboy, and
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: they just came out on the block and was like,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: so today news.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: From my apartment, Like that's really what news is. We
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: just trust newspeople. We'd be like, oh, yeah, they said it,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: so it's true. They just news people.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Oh just that's they have to do. They have to
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: do research, don't like we can't just and they just
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: showed up, like you want to take a guess on
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: what's happening today.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm from the news. What happened over here? I say,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: y'all congregating this something happened. I'm from the news.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: So I just took a walk around the block. So
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: here's today's news.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Industries that can't be setups like startups, Like, you know,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: we're entrepreneurs technically because you know, you're so talented. You
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: do podcasts, you do comedy, you do all the shit
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: right and you started that ship up yourself.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: You're a genius.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: But like, you couldn't just entrepreneurially get into news.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Look, first of all, I think you can.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: I think people do, because no one I know that
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: has a journalist journalism degree is on the news, So
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: I don't know if they are.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: People on the news are facts.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: My girl was like I'm going to cosmetology school now
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: she'd be off Fox school, Like more, I don't love it,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Like what happened?
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: I don't remember you go to a real college.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I had a truly real friend. Her name is Chelsea.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Chelsea. I fucking love you girl. We
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: did acting school in Pittsburgh and we used to be
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: because we had this crazy ass picture like teacher who
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I won't say her name because I actually was going
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: to She would have us do this exercises before we
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: started play rehearsal that were like okay, now, we're all
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: humping the floor and we're humping the floor and we're moaning,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: and we're.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Like, oh, now, shews, how.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Hell I love it?
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: You didn't remember nothing back then.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Shout up to that acted teacher. Also acting teacher. A
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: scam but also very good. I learned from the best.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: So so, a New Hampshire woman is accused of pretending
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: to be a prosecutor and submitting paperwork dropping stalking and
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: drug charges against herself, according to an indictment handed down
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: this Mich Wait a minute, against herself. Yeah, she was like, oh, hey,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I'm the prosecutor for my case. She ain't doing did
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I say I ain't do it?
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: I mean we should drop all charges against me? Excuse me?
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Huh, oh my god, this is.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: So.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Her name is Lisa Landon, which that's the damn name
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: and is so like once you hear the same constant, sorry,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: like that's okay, that's robbery. Your name robbed me. Your
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: name robbed me already. I don't have my wallet.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: So Lisa land In thirty three was arrested after she
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: allegedly I gotta springing them allegedly in submitted false documents
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: in three separate court cases last November and December under
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: the guise of a prosecutor. In some instances, she even
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: used an electronic court system to file documents.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Officials first became like suspicious when a state forensic examiner
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: who was scheduled to evaluate Landon's competency for the trial,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: noticed that her charges had been dropped and questioned if
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: they should move forward with the evaluations or somebody showed
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: up in was like, hey, I'm here for the evail,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, she's not in the system.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: No more. Are we doing this?
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: So the indictment also says that Landon falsified a decision
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: from a retired New Hampshire Supreme Court judge and waved
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: filing fees. So she was also like and also, we
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: cannot charge her. I mean me, I mean, oh damn,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I don't actually mean her.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: I love all of this, I said her. It's layered.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: It's all.
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: First of all, you're you're the only person. She's a judge,
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: the jury, the prosecutor, the victim. It's just I.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Want I want the victim brace. She's like, yeah, me,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: hurt me a lot. I need money.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: I want to watch this one woman play. I want
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: her to play every part.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: I want her to have a civil case.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: But she's like, hey, but also I need money.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: For me, her need even though legally we didn't charge me.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: I just heard an empty courtroom sitting in every position,
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: going back and forth.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: A queen, a queen.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: Tap sustain.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: The whole court rooms her. The whole courtroom is her.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Jesus, runs of the Journey, take a nap, whatever you got.
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: I'm weak.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: So she faces charges now a false personation because obviously
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: she false impersonated herself a.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Lot all the time.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: She was like, false personation, that's what I do, like,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I ain't never been me, I'm always you.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: She has six charges of falsifying physical evidence. Now I
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: do want to say this. She's also accused of finding
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: an order on behalf of a relative to halt guardianship
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: proceedings involving her child, and that for me, I think
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: that obviously I talked without all time scams. People are desperate,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: they need things, like you don't want your baby to
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: get taken away. So I understand fully putting on a
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: powdered wig and pretending to be.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: A judge to keep your baby.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I get it, it's.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Gonna work, but listen, I get it.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: But also if your family was like you shouldn't have
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: this baby, and also you was impersonating everybody, you probably
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have a baby like the baby's I'm glad.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: The baby gonna get rescued.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: To be honest, no, I'm sure, yeah, the baby. I'm
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: glad the child is being cared for. But least landing.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: Wow, this landing is.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: A queen.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Running a queen.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Oh ran it she she.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Ain't saying both to that ship. It was like we
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: never seen nobody run this fast.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: God damp, I would like, honestly, I wouldn't be surprised
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: that she wrote that article.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Lisa record ourselves and on that Jesus Christ, Solomon Georgio,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: this is Oh.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: This episode has been fantastic. Jesus, you wore me out.
• 53:19
  Speaker 6: God.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Where do you want to be found? That's what we
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: ask on the show. Is there any place you want
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: to be found?
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: I'm across the board, Solomon Georgia, on my Twitter, on
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: my website, my album everything.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: You can find me.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: Just just type the whole name into Google and if
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: you if you don't, if you see another Solomon Georgia,
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: let me know.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: I'll kill him.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, I'm shrinking y'all here so much this
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: episode because this man kills me. Guys as always, like
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: you heard in this never done before episode of Listener Letters,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: email us with your scams and frauds. Uh snitch on
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: your friends and family. Just make sure that the scam
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: is retired and scam got us pot at gmail dot com.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: If you want to find us on any platforms, that
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: scam got his pod. If you want to find me
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: and my right schet ass Diva Lacey d I v
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: A l A c I Diva Lacey d I b
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: A l A.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: C I on all platforms. I've never said twice, what's happening?
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: I told you all died up? Want to stop? Uh
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: congregation stay ski dam Goddess.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: This has been an Earwolf production and association with Team Coco.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Scam Goddess is starring me the scam Goddess aka Lacey Mosley.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Scam Goddess is produced by Chelsea Jacobson and engineered by
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Marina Bayez with research by Sherilyn Vera Say Scamming