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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ding dong. It's our number three hour, number three talking
- 0:05Speaker 1: bays ball here in our number three. So if Yankee
- 0:10Speaker 1: slugger Aaron Judge is putting up MVP numbers, what does
- 0:15Speaker 1: he mean by calling himself a work in progress? He
- 0:18Speaker 1: said that over the weekend, will analyze and parse the
- 0:21Speaker 1: words of Aaron Judge. Also, Brave superstar Ronald Acuno Junior
- 0:26Speaker 1: showed up to the ballpark for his return to the Braves,
- 0:29Speaker 1: rocking a pink purse. The Internet exploded. Some folks loved it,
- 0:34Speaker 1: others not so much. What's was the fashion forward move
- 0:38Speaker 1: by Ronald Lacuna or was it just just a little
- 0:41Speaker 1: too much? A little too much? We'll talk about that.
- 0:44Speaker 1: And Cal Roley has played every single game this season
- 0:47Speaker 1: for the Seattle Mariners. Well that's great, right, we're talking
- 0:50Speaker 1: fifty two straight, most of them behind the plate. People
- 0:52Speaker 1: are freaking out. Are you impressed or concerned for the
- 0:56Speaker 1: big dumper? We'll talk about that and more right now
- 0:59Speaker 1: here it is our number three. Into the Judges chamber
- 1:05Speaker 1: we go.
- 1:06Speaker 2: Well, come, in.
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- 2:17Speaker 1: So we're doing it live. We're doing it live, and
- 2:20Speaker 1: our lead this hour from the Boogie Down Bronx, but
- 2:23Speaker 1: actually from the Rocky Mountains Pinstripe Paradise. The Yankees somehow
- 2:29Speaker 1: lost the game over the weekend of the Rockies, but
- 2:31Speaker 1: ended up winning the series. The laughing stock of Baseball Colorado.
- 2:35Speaker 1: They've got nine wins on one of those points in
- 2:40Speaker 1: the season where you're supposed to look at the standings
- 2:43Speaker 1: and say, okay, here, this is a checkpoint. This is
- 2:46Speaker 1: a point. He's got a horse race. How many furlongs
- 2:49Speaker 1: in are we? Well this you're you're looking at okay,
- 2:52Speaker 1: So this is a marker and they've got nine wins
- 2:55Speaker 1: the woebegone Rockies. But that's not about the conversation. We're
- 2:59Speaker 1: not gonna talk about that. Not much of a talker. However,
- 3:03Speaker 1: during the weekend, the reigning American League Most Valuable Player
- 3:08Speaker 1: Aaron Judge filled up the old quote book. Aaron Judge
- 3:13Speaker 1: with pearls of wisdom. If you did not see this
- 3:17Speaker 1: because you have a life, good for you. Congratulations, I'm
- 3:21Speaker 1: proud of you. But it made a monstermashing performance this
- 3:26Speaker 1: season for Aaron Judge. Well, Aaron Judge said, quote, I
- 3:31Speaker 1: don't feel too great at the plate, he said, always
- 3:35Speaker 1: a work in progress. And that ding ding ding ding ding, That,
- 3:39Speaker 1: my friend, is the money quote. That is the money quote.
- 3:42Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question if Aaron Judge is
- 3:45Speaker 1: putting up an MVP season and right now he is
- 3:49Speaker 1: the runaway favorite as we head into the final week
- 3:52Speaker 1: in May to be the most valuable player. What does
- 3:55Speaker 1: he mean by calling himself a quote work in progress?
- 3:59Speaker 1: So I've got microfiber cleaning cloth, met gala and wartz,
- 4:08Speaker 1: things that have never been combined together, and I will
- 4:11Speaker 1: make them through the magic of hocus pocus and presto.
- 4:16Speaker 2: We'll make that work.
- 4:17Speaker 1: So first of all, I'm gonna put this in the
- 4:20Speaker 1: false modesty category. We are used to the over the top,
- 4:25Speaker 1: I'm the greatest of all time, you know, float like
- 4:28Speaker 1: a butterflies, thing like a bee.
- 4:30Speaker 2: We're used to.
- 4:30Speaker 1: That kind of managing expectations is also part of it.
- 4:33Speaker 1: So I have it in that category.
- 4:35Speaker 4: Now.
- 4:35Speaker 2: Aaron Judge is not just your normal Yankee.
- 4:38Speaker 1: He is the captain, that Capatan of the Bronx bombers,
- 4:42Speaker 1: and he's leaning into that sea that captain C capital
- 4:47Speaker 1: C for the New York Yankees. And then Judge what
- 4:50Speaker 1: he's got here in the cartoon bubble over my head.
- 4:53Speaker 1: It's like right above my head. He's got the microfiber
- 4:56Speaker 1: cleaning cloth and he is delivering some what we call
- 5:01Speaker 1: media polish. He's laying it on thick, big groups of
- 5:05Speaker 1: media polish, is what he's doing. He's using the pass
- 5:08Speaker 1: the credit technique. If you've studied leadership. The pass the
- 5:14Speaker 1: credit technique is a popular tool used in leadership. You
- 5:19Speaker 1: elevate the contributions of the people around you, and you
- 5:23Speaker 1: downplay your own achievements. It's like the coach. When the
- 5:28Speaker 1: team wins, the coach is supposed to say, hey, this
- 5:31Speaker 1: guy did great. That guy did great.
- 5:33Speaker 2: When the team.
- 5:34Speaker 1: Loses, it's all his fault. He's the moron, like that's
- 5:37Speaker 1: the I don't know. Judge is not the coach. I
- 5:40Speaker 1: get that, but he's following that same mindset. It's just
- 5:44Speaker 1: like my favorite leadership thing that I get in radio
- 5:46Speaker 1: is I get the complaint sandwich where they give you
- 5:49Speaker 1: a compliment and then they then they read you the
- 5:52Speaker 1: riot Act, tell you what an a hole you are,
- 5:54Speaker 1: and then they say a compliment at the end. That's
- 5:56Speaker 1: a it's a compliment sandwich where the really what they
- 5:59Speaker 1: want is just but they put a nice thing in
- 6:01Speaker 1: there at the beginning and a nice thing at the end.
- 6:03Speaker 1: But the real point of the meeting was to tell
- 6:04Speaker 1: you how terrible you are at your job. But anyway,
- 6:07Speaker 1: so elevating the contributions of your players, and Judge is
- 6:12Speaker 1: obviously playing amazing again and he's living up to the contract.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Humility with a capital H is another way you could
- 6:19Speaker 1: look at this. The Judge is using humility and he's
- 6:22Speaker 1: avoiding self promotion, and he's not promoting himself on this
- 6:25Speaker 1: and creating a stronger engaged locker room for the New
- 6:29Speaker 1: York Yankees and all that stuff. Judge is on pace
- 6:32Speaker 1: for fifty six home runs and one hundred and forty
- 6:36Speaker 1: six runs better than that seems like a lot. Now,
- 6:39Speaker 1: if only he could have caught the ball in center
- 6:41Speaker 1: field during Game five of the World Series for the
- 6:43Speaker 1: New York Yankees against the Dodgers ifs and butts were
- 6:46Speaker 1: candy and nuts. But alas Aaron, Judge could not. And
- 6:51Speaker 1: I'm very grateful that he was a klutz and it
- 6:54Speaker 1: was great to watch him, just wonderful to watch him
- 6:57Speaker 1: bock the ball out there all right now. Second to Atlanta,
- 7:01Speaker 1: we have a developing story out of the atl from
- 7:04Speaker 1: over the weekend. Brave superstar Ronald Lacuna Junior. He's back,
- 7:09Speaker 1: and boy did he make an entrance back in the
- 7:12Speaker 1: Atlanta Braves locker room. He showed up to the ballpark
- 7:15Speaker 1: over the weekend for the first time as a player,
- 7:17Speaker 1: an active player in a long time injured away from
- 7:20Speaker 1: the Braves. So Ronald back with the Atlanta Braves and
- 7:24Speaker 1: he was rocking a pink purse. A pink purse. Now
- 7:29Speaker 1: the internet exploded, I mean it always explosive his stuff
- 7:33Speaker 1: like this. So there you got this former MVP was
- 7:36Speaker 1: strolling into the ballpark with a pink purse. And some
- 7:41Speaker 1: people loved it. They thought, man, that's great. You know,
- 7:43Speaker 1: it's twenty twenty five, you know, paint your nails, wear
- 7:45Speaker 1: the purse, the whole thing. Other people not so much. Right,
- 7:48Speaker 1: people were like, what are you doing, dude, Like what's
- 7:50Speaker 1: going on here? So question was this move by the
- 7:55Speaker 1: Atlanta Braves former MVP Ronald Lacuna Junior. Was this fashion
- 7:59Speaker 1: for word or just a little bit too much, just
- 8:03Speaker 1: a wee bit too much.
- 8:05Speaker 2: So the arrow is pointing on this one.
- 8:08Speaker 1: After a minutes long Mallard deliberation, the arrow is pointing
- 8:11Speaker 1: towards a fashion crisis. This was not a fashion statement.
- 8:14Speaker 1: This is a fashion crisis. And doesn't when you think fashion,
- 8:19Speaker 1: you think middle aged overnight. Talk to your host, that's
- 8:22Speaker 1: what you think. I am on the pulse of I
- 8:24Speaker 1: know what's in vogue. I know I have the ability.
- 8:29Speaker 1: I have a gift. I know what's hip. I do,
- 8:33Speaker 1: I do now I do also. I would also point
- 8:35Speaker 1: out my main point is I feel like there's a
- 8:37Speaker 1: time and a place for all this stuff. And you're
- 8:42Speaker 1: going to play a baseball game. You're not going to
- 8:44Speaker 1: the Met Gala. Okay, you're not playing dress up. It's
- 8:47Speaker 1: not cosplay. It's the Met Gala. It's the ballpark. It's
- 8:51Speaker 1: your job. Like what are we doing here?
- 8:54Speaker 4: Hell?
- 8:54Speaker 1: Like, what's going on? And you're supposed to be the
- 8:58Speaker 1: leader of the Atlanta Braves. You're the i'mer MVP. You're
- 9:01Speaker 1: the face of the team. Like you know, you're supposed
- 9:03Speaker 1: to act like no, I don't. I don't mean go
- 9:06Speaker 1: full air and judge right and and just be like, oh,
- 9:09Speaker 1: you know, downplay everything and all that stuff. You don't
- 9:12Speaker 1: have to be like that. But it's not even about style.
- 9:16Speaker 1: It's just about the messaging. It's about the messaging. You're
- 9:19Speaker 1: not on the catwalk, Uh, you're not. And I have
- 9:23Speaker 1: a friend, I have one friend who's a Braves fan.
- 9:26Speaker 1: In my circle, I have a lot of Met fans,
- 9:29Speaker 1: a lot of Yankee fans, Red Sox fans. I got
- 9:33Speaker 1: a few Giant fans. But I got like one guy
- 9:35Speaker 1: that likes the Braves. He's around my age. He grew
- 9:38Speaker 1: up watching the superstation on Turner Sports back in the
- 9:41Speaker 1: day before internet, and you know, it was.
- 9:43Speaker 2: A big Braves there still brace there and he was, ira,
- 9:46Speaker 2: are you.
- 9:46Speaker 5: Gotta talk about this? Oh my god, you gotta get
- 9:48Speaker 5: this every day. You gotta kill him. I'm not gonna
- 9:50Speaker 5: kill him. I just I wouldn't have done.
- 9:52Speaker 1: That, But I mean, it seems at odds. As my
- 9:55Speaker 1: friend texts me, he said, it looks like he's wearing
- 9:59Speaker 1: a Barbie perk. And I'm like, well, I don't know.
- 10:01Speaker 1: I've known what kind of purse Barbie has I didn't.
- 10:03Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe that is a Barbie purse.
- 10:05Speaker 1: I have no idea, but listen, it's a it's clearly
- 10:07Speaker 1: a bit of a distraction.
- 10:08Speaker 2: How big you know, he went out there and.
- 10:10Speaker 1: Hit a couple of bombs over the weekend Braves lost
- 10:13Speaker 1: the weekend series of the Padres. It's definitely a bit
- 10:17Speaker 1: of a distraction and it certainly raises some eyebrows. And
- 10:21Speaker 1: baseball is a buttoned up, buttoned up sport. If you
- 10:25Speaker 1: want to be taken seriously and all that as the
- 10:28Speaker 1: leader of the team, and they keep going back to that.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Generally most leaders do not wear purses, but you know, hey,
- 10:35Speaker 1: you know, maybe it's new times. It does remind me
- 10:39Speaker 1: seeing the picture of him strolling in down down to
- 10:44Speaker 1: the ballpark there with the pink purse, Ronald the counell
- 10:47Speaker 1: the bridge. It reminded me of the I still laugh
- 10:49Speaker 1: when I see this, and I remember doing monologues about it.
- 10:52Speaker 1: This goes back about ten years. Remember Lebron James at
- 10:56Speaker 1: the NBA Finals and he was having a news conference
- 10:59Speaker 1: and he was wearing he put on sunglasses. He got
- 11:03Speaker 1: up and he walked over and grabbed his purse, grabbed
- 11:09Speaker 1: his purse to walk. It was the funniest thing. It
- 11:13Speaker 1: was like an angry middle aged woman forgot who's got
- 11:18Speaker 1: to grab a personal the way. It was hilarious. Uh,
- 11:21Speaker 1: And that has lived on. That meme has lived on
- 11:24Speaker 1: for some time. I haven't seen any Ronald Lacuna Junior
- 11:27Speaker 1: Barbie purse memes, but it was pretty.
- 11:29Speaker 2: Funny, all right.
- 11:30Speaker 1: Final thought to the Pacific Northwest we go. That's right,
- 11:35Speaker 1: the rare and appropriate Mariner talk as we blatantly suck
- 11:38Speaker 1: up to Robbie the Mariner fan to Robbi the Marrior fan.
- 11:42Speaker 1: Now there are some observers who have followed the Seattle
- 11:46Speaker 1: baseball team who are freaking out.
- 11:48Speaker 2: Because what happened.
- 11:50Speaker 1: Well, cal Rally, the franchise catcher, cal Raleigh, he's going
- 11:55Speaker 1: to be worn out. They're doing it wrong. Say why?
- 12:00Speaker 2: Now?
- 12:00Speaker 1: Cal Raley has played every single game, every single game
- 12:06Speaker 1: this season for the Seattle baseball team. We're talking about
- 12:09Speaker 1: fifty two straight, most of them behind the plate, most
- 12:13Speaker 1: of them behind the plate. Are you impressed or are
- 12:17Speaker 1: you concerned?
- 12:18Speaker 4: Now?
- 12:18Speaker 1: We have no skin in the game, We have no
- 12:21Speaker 1: connection at all. I gotta tell you, though, I'm impressed,
- 12:24Speaker 1: as an outsider on this side of the microphone. I'm impressed.
- 12:28Speaker 1: In the load management era, do the bare minimum. Act
- 12:32Speaker 1: like you work at the DMV and do the bare minimum.
- 12:35Speaker 1: That cal Raley, who got paid, is from the old country.
- 12:41Speaker 1: He's not like a Dodger pitcher who got paid and
- 12:43Speaker 1: then sitting out there in the country club having cocktails
- 12:46Speaker 1: in the training room.
- 12:48Speaker 2: Now cal Raley's out there.
- 12:49Speaker 1: He got the windfall contract, he won the lottery, he
- 12:52Speaker 1: got the bonanza. Cal Raley, and he's putting the work in.
- 12:57Speaker 1: I respect that mad respect. It's kind of pathetic that
- 13:01Speaker 1: we're at the point now where this stands out. We
- 13:03Speaker 1: have gotten to the point in the matrix whereby actually
- 13:06Speaker 1: wanting to play every day, it becomes a problem that
- 13:10Speaker 1: people have been trained, they've been indoctrinated, and it's you know,
- 13:15Speaker 1: this is my generations after me have been I was
- 13:18Speaker 1: like raised, You're supposed to do it. That's what you're
- 13:20Speaker 1: supposed to do. You don't get credit for that. But
- 13:22Speaker 1: we're at the point now where it's like, if you
- 13:23Speaker 1: actually show up and play every day and you're making
- 13:25Speaker 1: a lot of money, people get concerned, they get they
- 13:29Speaker 1: freak out. The worry warts watch out for the warts.
- 13:32Speaker 1: The worry warts are out there. And what do they say.
- 13:36Speaker 1: You know what they say, right, they say, well, out
- 13:38Speaker 1: of an abundance of caution, out of the alarmist. They
- 13:42Speaker 1: freak out, he's gonna get hurt, he needs time off,
- 13:46Speaker 1: he needs time off. Instead of the position, which my
- 13:51Speaker 1: position is maybe I'm crazy, what do I know is
- 13:54Speaker 1: you should celebrate that you're actually a you like your job,
- 13:59Speaker 1: your it at your job, and see you want to
- 14:01Speaker 1: do your job like that's celebrating the machism and it
- 14:06Speaker 1: should not be in anxiety situation. Baseball players get hurt.
- 14:11Speaker 1: They're the softest athletes we have. They are like, that's
- 14:16Speaker 1: just what baseball players are. They're soft. So this guy
- 14:21Speaker 1: he started to catch. I think it's forty two. Forty
- 14:24Speaker 1: two of the games. The other ten, I think there's
- 14:27Speaker 1: one he came in as a backup, but he did
- 14:30Speaker 1: play in the game. And then there was ten games
- 14:32Speaker 1: where he was the DA. So he's played in every game,
- 14:35Speaker 1: and it's give me growing. The real test of the
- 14:38Speaker 1: baseball season is in July, late July, August, and September
- 14:43Speaker 1: when it is oppressively hot. Now it doesn't get that
- 14:45Speaker 1: hot in Seattle. The manors will be on the road though,
- 14:48Speaker 1: and you'll see what hot cities they have to go to,
- 14:51Speaker 1: where the humidities nasty and all that stuff.
- 14:53Speaker 2: And we'll see. But you know, the DH thing does
- 14:57Speaker 2: change it.
- 14:59Speaker 1: The DH thing does change it because it's a it's
- 15:01Speaker 1: a it's a minimum day. It's like a half day,
- 15:05Speaker 1: so half day mixed with off days.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all right.
- 15:10Speaker 1: You know you're not out there deadlifting every day, you know,
- 15:13Speaker 1: like some people, I know, you're not out there doing
- 15:14Speaker 1: the deadlift.
- 15:15Speaker 2: But but half days.
- 15:16Speaker 1: Okay, But either way, I rather than have anxiety and
- 15:21Speaker 1: the worry warts and all that. Cal Raley who's playing
- 15:24Speaker 1: like an all star, there'll be a slump. There's always
- 15:27Speaker 1: a slump. And now he's got an excuse. Oh, if
- 15:30Speaker 1: he hadn't played every day, blah blah blah blah blah
- 15:33Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
- 15:35Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And the
- 15:38Speaker 1: person's gonna get killed. Here is Dan Wilson. That's the
- 15:42Speaker 1: manager of the Seattle Mariners. And Dan Wilson's a former catcher.
- 15:46Speaker 1: He was a catcher back in the glory days for
- 15:48Speaker 1: the for the marriage, well kind of the glory days.
- 15:51Speaker 2: And he's gonna get killed.
- 15:53Speaker 1: If cal rally A gets hurt or be just starts
- 15:56Speaker 1: sucking at some point, he's going to slump.
- 15:58Speaker 2: Everyone does.
- 15:59Speaker 1: Then, Well, Dan Wilson, he's the Tom Tibodaw baseball. He
- 16:04Speaker 1: should have given him some time off. You know.
- 16:06Speaker 2: The whole thing.
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- 20:32Speaker 1: Ike in Roseville, Minnesota says that the Leprechaun is planning
- 20:36Speaker 1: on buying Mike the Leprechaun's Pub. That says, Economy the Leprecaun.
- 20:41Speaker 1: That Connor McGregor is planning to buy the Leprechauns Pub.
- 20:45Speaker 2: Who else?
- 20:45Speaker 1: We have a sonic restaurant from King Rory. That's his answer.
- 20:51Speaker 1: A shiny new bike. There you go. I did watch
- 20:55Speaker 1: some of that Peewee Herman documentary thing, but I didn't
- 20:58Speaker 1: make it all the way through, and I did get
- 21:00Speaker 1: back to it, and so it means I probably won't
- 21:02Speaker 1: watch it for another month to finish watching it.
- 21:05Speaker 2: It was good though, it was well done. When the
- 21:06Speaker 2: beginning part that I watched a.
- 21:07Speaker 1: Donkey sausage, says the Remington Company. Because he loved it
- 21:12Speaker 1: so much he bought the company. That's right, Manuell in
- 21:17Speaker 1: guard No this, Karen kay Manuel in Guardina says Connor
- 21:21Speaker 1: McGregor in serious talks to buy NeSSI aka the Lockness Monster.
- 21:28Speaker 1: Fat Daddy said, a Nevada brothel.
- 21:31Speaker 2: Who else do you have?
- 21:32Speaker 1: Page down? I can't read that. Robbie the Mariner fan
- 21:37Speaker 1: says the big dumper is built for a massive workload.
- 21:40Speaker 1: Just d him every now and then. That's what I'm saying, Robbie.
- 21:44Speaker 1: All these guys freaking out all you can't play him
- 21:46Speaker 1: every day? My god, he's gonna get it all right.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Let's see now, Lorrain is always good at this game.
- 21:52Speaker 1: The Mallard Riddle of the day. UFC star Connor McGregor
- 21:56Speaker 1: claims he's in serious talks to buy blank Lama's Ben
- 22:01Speaker 1: Lamas A lot of Lamas? Is Lama's the correct answer?
- 22:07Speaker 6: I know?
- 22:07Speaker 4: Wrong.
- 22:08Speaker 1: It turns out that Connor McGregor claims he's in serious
- 22:13Speaker 1: talks to buy only fans, like the entire How is
- 22:17Speaker 1: that even possible? Like if you owned only fans, why
- 22:25Speaker 1: would you sell it? The amount of money that they
- 22:27Speaker 1: make just to allow porn on there. I mean they're
- 22:30Speaker 1: making a killing, right, yeah, so why would you bother sell?
- 22:33Speaker 2: I don't understand.
- 22:35Speaker 6: It's not just porn, Ben, You can also get good
- 22:37Speaker 6: financial advice on there.
- 22:39Speaker 1: Like I said, it's porn. They said, revenue one point
- 22:44Speaker 1: three billion, And that's a couple of years ago one
- 22:47Speaker 1: point three billion in revenue. How about that? Why would
- 22:51Speaker 1: you sell that? If you you I don't understand. They
- 22:54Speaker 1: take a twenty percent slice of the porn, so they
- 22:58Speaker 1: make in you know, twenty percent. Now they said, as
- 23:02Speaker 1: I have some numbers from from last year, they actually
- 23:06Speaker 1: ranked they raked in six point six billion as of that,
- 23:11Speaker 1: but then not in expenses and all that.
- 23:12Speaker 2: But still you're.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Making over a billion dollars a year.
- 23:14Speaker 2: Why would you get rid of that?
- 23:16Speaker 4: Like?
- 23:17Speaker 2: I don't.
- 23:17Speaker 1: It makes no sense unless they're worried about government restrictions. Right,
- 23:22Speaker 1: let's go to let's say.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Hello to who do we have here?
- 23:24Speaker 1: Hollering James is in Minneapolis, Minnesota, Hello, hollering James.
- 23:30Speaker 4: Hey, Ben, I wasn't at a meeting greet and met you.
- 23:33Speaker 4: I didn't meet Lorena, I didn't meet cool. I didn't
- 23:35Speaker 4: mean Eddie when I met you.
- 23:37Speaker 2: Yeah you did.
- 23:38Speaker 1: It was a game changing experience. It was very emotional.
- 23:41Speaker 1: It was it was like.
- 23:42Speaker 4: A I still remember. I got a sharp memory for
- 23:46Speaker 4: a sixty one year old man, and exactly almost twenty
- 23:50Speaker 4: nine days and a month.
- 23:52Speaker 2: Not that you're counting down to your birthday or anything
- 23:54Speaker 2: like that.
- 23:55Speaker 4: You know, I was sixty one and I'm getting closer.
- 23:58Speaker 1: Hey, can you for the demo? Can you say you're
- 24:00Speaker 1: gonna be thirty one for the demo? Because that would
- 24:03Speaker 1: help us out.
- 24:04Speaker 4: I'll be thirty one and counting.
- 24:07Speaker 1: To thirty one and a couple of extra years on top, right,
- 24:11Speaker 1: but attention advertising right in the demo. Write in the
- 24:13Speaker 1: average the sweet spot for the demo.
- 24:16Speaker 4: I the thirty one just because right, No, look on,
- 24:19Speaker 4: I'm gonna.
- 24:19Speaker 2: Have some fun, No boy, nothing like hollering, James.
- 24:23Speaker 1: Sound like my grandpa if I was twenty years younger.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Oh boy, right, sizing me up and calm down, James.
- 24:31Speaker 1: I don't think that's what I was. There's no sizing
- 24:33Speaker 1: going on here, James, No.
- 24:35Speaker 4: No, no size all right. This is restricted radio, I know,
- 24:39Speaker 4: But I got one for you. Cam. He's trying to
- 24:42Speaker 4: get a hold.
- 24:42Speaker 1: Of me, but she can how do you know? How
- 24:46Speaker 1: do you know she's trying to get hold of you?
- 24:48Speaker 1: You're easy to get hold of. Everyone knows where you are.
- 24:50Speaker 2: I can get a hold of you if I wanted to.
- 24:53Speaker 4: I know you was what you never do? You were surprised.
- 24:55Speaker 1: Well, I don't have your numbers, so that's why you
- 24:57Speaker 1: never give me your number.
- 24:59Speaker 4: Oh call man, I gotta tell you what. Timber Wolves
- 25:02Speaker 4: are not down and out yet. My twins are not
- 25:04Speaker 4: down and out yet. They took the series from Kansas
- 25:07Speaker 4: City even though they lost the last game of the series.
- 25:11Speaker 2: Okay, wonderful, and I got more.
- 25:14Speaker 4: Take for you. I would like to take on Marcel
- 25:19Speaker 4: and New York because I got to pick from Marcel.
- 25:22Speaker 4: I think it's gonna be New York and the timber Wolves.
- 25:25Speaker 1: Both of them are gonna Well, I'll make a deal
- 25:27Speaker 1: with you. If Minnesota comes back to win that series
- 25:29Speaker 1: and they play the next both both teams come back,
- 25:32Speaker 1: we will have no I don't want to have the
- 25:35Speaker 1: could we could do the oct I think we should
- 25:37Speaker 1: have like a who knows more about their team contest
- 25:40Speaker 1: to see who knows more and decide who's gonna win that.
- 25:43Speaker 4: If that happened, I apologize to you. So I should
- 25:46Speaker 4: be on good terms with you because I came correct.
- 25:49Speaker 4: I stood up like a man, and you can't handle
- 25:52Speaker 4: like your man. You accepted my apology, all right?
- 26:00Speaker 2: I think away, you're annoying me.
- 26:02Speaker 1: What is that? What is he because he's allowed he
- 26:05Speaker 1: said what you know?
- 26:06Speaker 2: I mean, he did call today and I apologize.
- 26:09Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, a bunch of wackerdoodles.
- 26:14Speaker 2: What do you want?
- 26:15Speaker 1: Stuff happens, okay, like blind Scott, by the way, this guy,
- 26:19Speaker 1: how many threatening emails did I get over the weekend
- 26:21Speaker 1: from blind Scott? I lost count Blind Scott. I think
- 26:24Speaker 1: you threatened just about every part of me.
- 26:26Speaker 6: I think I apologized and then got mad again.
- 26:29Speaker 1: But yea, what did I do? I don't do anything.
- 26:32Speaker 1: I just do the show. There's nothing I do. You
- 26:34Speaker 1: get upset. I don't know why you got to say
- 26:36Speaker 1: your promise. Dude, You're you're on social media way too much. Okay, listen,
- 26:41Speaker 1: you just getting just these people just trying to incite you,
- 26:44Speaker 1: and you're feeding right into it.
- 26:46Speaker 6: Yeah, you got pretty upset, but I'm not angry anymore
- 26:49Speaker 6: about it. But but then something happened with like we
- 26:52Speaker 6: were on the phone together, me and Ben, and Ben
- 26:54Speaker 6: was like, whatever's in a big deal. But then in
- 26:56Speaker 6: the Morning Show heard it, so it sounds like I'm
- 26:58Speaker 6: bothering Ben, like I'm harassing them. So I like call
- 27:02Speaker 6: in the Morning show and they're punishing me because I'm
- 27:04Speaker 6: harassing Ben and I haven't even harassed him yet.
- 27:06Speaker 1: So then well, you did harass me via the email,
- 27:09Speaker 1: so let Fred. I'm sure Fred's not working today, but
- 27:12Speaker 1: let Fred know Greg is working on a holidays is
- 27:16Speaker 1: what a what a weird radio move?
- 27:18Speaker 2: Man?
- 27:19Speaker 6: Terrible? The weather's bad here, it's like been It's weird.
- 27:21Speaker 6: It's been like forty five degrees. So, like two weeks
- 27:24Speaker 6: I was watching this TV show This is Us. You
- 27:27Speaker 6: guys must have seen it. Why do they portray the
- 27:29Speaker 6: football scenes like when Joe name it's which quarterback? It
- 27:32Speaker 6: doesn't make any sense. It bothers me though, But you
- 27:36Speaker 6: guys haven't seen that show. It's a famous show.
- 27:38Speaker 4: Like but yeah, one thing though, like I do really.
- 27:42Speaker 6: Good phone calls on this show, Like I'm waiting on
- 27:44Speaker 6: hold like every hour because I enjoy it. But I'm
- 27:47Speaker 6: ready after every caller, you know, So for people to
- 27:50Speaker 6: say that I'm a terrible phone call, like I think
- 27:53Speaker 6: I'm a pretty decent phone call. I mean, people might
- 27:55Speaker 6: not like what I'm talking about, but I'll talk about
- 27:57Speaker 6: other stuff. I really don't want to bend anybody or
- 28:00Speaker 6: get anybody upset. But when people come at me on
- 28:03Speaker 6: social media and say like you're queer and you do this,
- 28:06Speaker 6: like that's the lowest form of insult ever, And.
- 28:09Speaker 1: Well, this guy, people are a holes.
- 28:13Speaker 2: You should know that.
- 28:14Speaker 1: Like I just I don't go on there. You get
- 28:17Speaker 1: find hobbies, go you know, play the piano or something,
- 28:21Speaker 1: get a guitar, do.
- 28:22Speaker 6: Something to here. I go on walks and everything. And
- 28:26Speaker 6: I like social media because there's people there, but it
- 28:30Speaker 6: is pretty boch.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Well, you know, why do you want to hang out
- 28:32Speaker 1: with people when they're a holes?
- 28:34Speaker 6: My sister on blocked my phone number. I sent you
- 28:37Speaker 6: like five messages, but I haven't heard nothing back yet.
- 28:39Speaker 6: But I would. I would hang out with my family,
- 28:41Speaker 6: but we would all argue in the space gets so tight.
- 28:45Speaker 6: So I hang out with you guys. Yeah, okay, but
- 28:48Speaker 6: this community isn't like the best community for me ever,
- 28:50Speaker 6: but it is. I do enjoy the people around it,
- 28:53Speaker 6: and I do like the people.
- 28:55Speaker 4: That are all right.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Well, listen, you're a character on the show. We like
- 28:58Speaker 1: having you part of the show, and that's it. You
- 29:00Speaker 1: don't you don't have to freak out every time somebody
- 29:03Speaker 1: says something on social media.
- 29:04Speaker 4: Okay, well I would try.
- 29:05Speaker 6: Well, here's the thing. I was trying to be cordial
- 29:07Speaker 6: with these people for the past six months. I said,
- 29:08Speaker 6: I'm just going to be cordial with them. I apologize
- 29:11Speaker 6: to people in the past and then but for some reason,
- 29:14Speaker 6: somebody really got under my skin and I emailed Ben
- 29:17Speaker 6: and said really nasty things to him.
- 29:19Speaker 1: Now, yes, you did a series of emails that got
- 29:22Speaker 1: progressively more angry and upset, and I I was.
- 29:26Speaker 2: Like, I didn't do anything.
- 29:27Speaker 1: That's trying to feel like what I did. I didn't
- 29:29Speaker 1: say anything.
- 29:29Speaker 4: I know.
- 29:30Speaker 2: I was just doing the show.
- 29:32Speaker 1: If I had said something to trigger you, it would
- 29:34Speaker 1: be fine.
- 29:35Speaker 6: I'm under the assumption that I'm going to respond to
- 29:37Speaker 6: everybody that ever says anything bad to me on your show,
- 29:40Speaker 6: which isn't good for radio.
- 29:41Speaker 4: It's it's terrible.
- 29:42Speaker 6: If I took dude and then this other guy, I
- 29:45Speaker 6: know he's just doing stick or whatever.
- 29:46Speaker 4: He's not even listening. Now, Like I've lived in the.
- 29:48Speaker 6: North enstance, the nineties. I know everybody had I don't
- 29:51Speaker 6: know much in the North, said, nobody knows this guy.
- 29:53Speaker 6: He showed up on the show and he's trying to
- 29:55Speaker 6: take my He's obviously from here, he's born and raised there.
- 29:57Speaker 6: But if he wants to come down and see me
- 29:59Speaker 6: on hand Over Street, I will see him.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Okay, we don't need to set up a fight between Mark.
- 30:05Speaker 6: My dad was roommates with Caesar and Jelo, Jerry and Julo,
- 30:08Speaker 6: the head of the whole New England mafia back in
- 30:11Speaker 6: the day. You know, I know everybody.
- 30:14Speaker 2: I got you.
- 30:14Speaker 1: I know you're a made man. You're even a Whitey
- 30:17Speaker 1: Bulger who lived over on the East. Yeah, I got all.
- 30:22Speaker 6: I met Whitey Bulger in christ And Island.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Now you're just bragging. Now you're just bragging.
- 30:27Speaker 2: I gotta go. It's just bragging, is what you're doing.
- 30:30Speaker 1: You know what it doesn't brag is weed Man Hippie.
- 30:32Speaker 1: Weed Man Hippie is in Miami. He's a friend of
- 30:34Speaker 1: the show, the great weed Man Hippie. Hello, weed Man Hippie.
- 30:37Speaker 4: Hey man, I love you, Hey goo goo. The Knicks
- 30:42Speaker 4: are coming back. That's great.
- 30:45Speaker 2: Did you watch the game? Yeah you did, really?
- 30:48Speaker 4: Yes?
- 30:48Speaker 1: You watch it?
- 30:49Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, yeah, hopefully I can win and.
- 30:55Speaker 4: Beat the Pacers and then the finals, right.
- 30:59Speaker 2: That would be right.
- 31:00Speaker 1: If you win the conference finals, you go to the
- 31:02Speaker 1: NBA Finals week, man, are you gonna?
- 31:03Speaker 2: Are you gonna?
- 31:04Speaker 1: Are you gonna go back to New York to watch
- 31:05Speaker 1: a game? Maybe go up to New York for a
- 31:07Speaker 1: couple of days see Lisa and watch a game.
- 31:09Speaker 4: That would be great. Yeah, that'd be great.
- 31:11Speaker 2: Yeah. How things going with Lisa?
- 31:14Speaker 6: Yeah, she's great.
- 31:14Speaker 4: She's on the photo. Does she probably tell her sleep
- 31:17Speaker 4: issue that.
- 31:21Speaker 2: What's going?
- 31:22Speaker 1: When are you going back to New York? Right?
- 31:23Speaker 2: At some point you're going back to New York?
- 31:25Speaker 4: Right, Well, that would be good. I don't know.
- 31:28Speaker 2: No, I don't think you want to. I think you
- 31:30Speaker 2: want her to move to Miami. You don't want to.
- 31:31Speaker 2: You don't want to.
- 31:32Speaker 4: Move, definitely. I definitely like far to day. I want
- 31:35Speaker 4: to be warm. I don't want to be cold.
- 31:37Speaker 2: I understand.
- 31:39Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you can go to New York for the
- 31:40Speaker 1: summer and then come back to Florida for the winter.
- 31:42Speaker 1: That's what most people do, right.
- 31:44Speaker 4: That would be great.
- 31:45Speaker 1: I love that.
- 31:46Speaker 4: Yeah, so Thursday we're going to jokes, right, No, we're.
- 31:51Speaker 2: Gonna be in Vancouver, so don't worry. You're off of assignment.
- 31:54Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about it because we'll be
- 31:56Speaker 1: in Vancouver Thursday and the Friday that weekend. Big. We'd
- 32:00Speaker 1: love to have you, weed Man, if you can make
- 32:03Speaker 1: the Vancouver, come on out hang out with us. It's
- 32:06Speaker 1: on Thursday night, May twenty ninth, Courtside on Maine mallor
- 32:10Speaker 1: Meet and Greet. I'll be there Loreina Coop and we'd
- 32:15Speaker 1: love to have you show up. You can make it
- 32:16Speaker 1: from Miami to Vancouver. That's a short trip, right.
- 32:20Speaker 4: That's funny. No, so will you're not going to be
- 32:24Speaker 4: on Thursday night?
- 32:25Speaker 1: Well, I just said. I just pointed out because of
- 32:28Speaker 1: the meet and greet, logistically it's not going to work
- 32:30Speaker 1: out the amount of time it takes to prepare for
- 32:32Speaker 1: the show, do the show properly a professional show. I
- 32:35Speaker 1: cannot do both. So that's the way it is. If
- 32:38Speaker 1: I could, I would so, but I'll be here every
- 32:45Speaker 1: other night.
- 32:45Speaker 2: I'll be here.
- 32:46Speaker 1: It's only twenty eight hundred miles from Miami, so that's nothing, right,
- 32:49Speaker 1: you can hitchhike.
- 32:50Speaker 4: There, that's funny. Yeah, Judge is still hitting over four hundred.
- 32:57Speaker 1: He's playing well, he's playing well.
- 32:58Speaker 2: Yeah, doing right. You're a You're a Mets fan more
- 33:02Speaker 2: than a.
- 33:02Speaker 4: Yankee fan, though, you know, definitely, definitely.
- 33:05Speaker 1: The Mets beat the Dodgers two out of three. You're
- 33:07Speaker 1: very proud of that. I bet yeah, you had no idea. Okay,
- 33:13Speaker 1: I gotta thank you a call every day. We'll be
- 33:15Speaker 1: here every day except.
- 33:15Speaker 2: For the day you want us to be here.
- 33:16Speaker 4: Okay, Oh terrible.
- 33:19Speaker 1: I know you'll you'll get over, You'll be okay, No,
- 33:22Speaker 1: thank you, go away. All right, there's the great weed
- 33:24Speaker 1: Man hit me friend of the show. He devastated, devastate?
- 33:29Speaker 1: How dare how dare us?
- 33:32Speaker 2: All right, let's see, uh what do we have here?
- 33:35Speaker 1: Justin in Cincinnati, of course, immediately trying to press buttons
- 33:40Speaker 1: with blind Scott astresses blind Scott not a good phone call. Uh,
- 33:44Speaker 1: Ferg Dog says, how about the advice line? We give
- 33:47Speaker 1: dog better pickup lines? That says you not about it?
- 33:50Speaker 1: It should we dedicate the instant of ice line, as
- 33:53Speaker 1: Ferg Dog recommends to E Dog to allow you know,
- 33:56Speaker 1: it's dog eat dog world, because he dog called up
- 33:59Speaker 1: and had some cheesy pick up lines. So advice to
- 34:01Speaker 1: eat Dog on how to properly use pickup line. I
- 34:05Speaker 1: think we'll do that. That sounds good. I had something else
- 34:07Speaker 1: planned with it seems good.
- 34:08Speaker 3: Why not?
- 34:09Speaker 1: We'll do that eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox
- 34:12Speaker 1: the Insta Advice Line Unscreened Radio.
- 34:16Speaker 2: We'll get to that and we will do it next.
- 34:20Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 34:23Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bell.
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- 35:02Speaker 1: wherever you get your podcast. You'll find the latest episode,
- 35:04Speaker 1: best of version posted Right after we get off the air, Hey.
- 35:10Speaker 3: You sports figure, guy or girl who got here?
- 35:13Speaker 2: Well you talking to son?
- 35:14Speaker 1: If you're some instant advice.
- 35:16Speaker 2: Hold that thought. No one's paid attention to me for
- 35:18Speaker 2: ten whole seconds.
- 35:19Speaker 1: And if you don't like it, anyway, we go. It's
- 35:22Speaker 1: the advice line as recommended by Ferg Dog. Advice to
- 35:27Speaker 1: people in sports.
- 35:28Speaker 3: Now.
- 35:28Speaker 1: Normally we do athletes.
- 35:29Speaker 2: Or coaches or teams that need the.
- 35:32Speaker 1: Wisdom, the pearls of knowledge that are provided the wisdom
- 35:36Speaker 1: teeth of the mouth of militia. But in this case
- 35:38Speaker 1: we're changing it up a little bit in honor of
- 35:41Speaker 1: Ferg Dog.
- 35:41Speaker 2: He said, you know that guy E Dog.
- 35:43Speaker 1: E Dog is one of our callers from Long Island
- 35:45Speaker 1: and he's been on the spectrum.
- 35:48Speaker 2: And I need some help, need some help with the
- 35:50Speaker 2: pickup line.
- 35:51Speaker 1: So any advice to E Dog on better pickup lines.
- 35:54Speaker 1: You're live on the air. When you hear my voice
- 35:56Speaker 1: lying number one at eight seven seven ninety on Fox. Hello,
- 36:00Speaker 1: line one, where all right, thank you? Line two.
- 36:05Speaker 2: You're on the air.
- 36:06Speaker 1: We're giving advice to eat dog, eat dogs in that's it. Yeah,
- 36:11Speaker 1: caller too. E Dog's on Long Island. He needs some help.
- 36:13Speaker 1: Hello caller too, Hello say Okay, I couldn't understand that.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Why what do you say?
- 36:21Speaker 2: I didn't hear that. I don't want to hear that.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Line three.
- 36:24Speaker 2: Hello, line three, you're on the airline three.
- 36:26Speaker 4: Go hey for a job, keep working all right?
- 36:30Speaker 1: Thank you for that.
- 36:31Speaker 2: You're already on the air, sir.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Hang up. Line number four. Hello, Line force, the instant
- 36:36Speaker 1: advice line for e Dog.
- 36:37Speaker 2: Hello, line four in morning time?
- 36:40Speaker 4: What does the stand for enough?
- 36:43Speaker 2: That's very funny. Rick from Maryland checking in morning time.
- 36:46Speaker 1: Line number one w NBA talk from Rick and Maryland
- 36:49Speaker 1: this time. Hello, Line one, you're on the airline one.
- 36:54Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. Line two, never call again, line too, Hello.
- 36:59Speaker 4: Got a murder.
- 37:00Speaker 1: There's the famous gotta murder, gotta go, one of the
- 37:03Speaker 1: great drops of all time.
- 37:04Speaker 2: Line three, you're on the airline three. Hello, they liked me,
- 37:07Speaker 2: they really liked me.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, thank you. Line six, this is going very well.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Eat Dog lives on Long Island. He's a big fan
- 37:16Speaker 1: of the show and he called up earlier. He needs
- 37:18Speaker 1: some help. Pick up lines and not going very well. Hello,
- 37:22Speaker 1: line six, Yes man.
- 37:24Speaker 4: The only way to solve this problem is to suspend
- 37:28Speaker 4: Britney Grinder from the NBA.
- 37:30Speaker 1: Okay, we'll get right on that. Yes, she said something
- 37:35Speaker 1: mean about Caitlin Clark. I guess over the weekend. I
- 37:37Speaker 1: saw that somewhere. Saw the headline. Didn't read the story
- 37:39Speaker 1: Line one, you're on the airline one number one.
- 37:43Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 37:44Speaker 6: The editor of the Boston Herald listens to this show.
- 37:46Speaker 6: I start him tweet you the other day.
- 37:48Speaker 2: Dandy benro Yeah, he's a big fan of the show.
- 37:50Speaker 1: They should write a big story there in the Boston
- 37:52Speaker 1: Herald about this show. Come on, man, what you do it?
- 37:55Speaker 1: Line number two?
- 37:56Speaker 2: Hello, Line two.
- 37:59Speaker 4: Ke in your pants because I can see myself tapping it.
- 38:02Speaker 1: Okay, that was good, Like that one Arena, look at
- 38:06Speaker 1: you actually impressed, Lorena. I got a real woman in
- 38:09Speaker 1: the flesh, who's impressed? Line number three, Hello, line three,
- 38:15Speaker 1: it's on the fire hydrant.
- 38:17Speaker 4: Walk in front of a subway train to get the latest.
- 38:20Speaker 1: All right, I sounded like, man, well and guardin a
- 38:22Speaker 1: little bit a Line four. Line four, you're on the
- 38:24Speaker 1: air line four go.
- 38:27Speaker 4: We were as all right?
- 38:29Speaker 1: Okay, it keeps going back. You listen to our live coverage.
- 38:33Speaker 1: This is the insta at Vice line. We are trained professionals.
- 38:36Speaker 1: The safety and is offered taking unscreen calls. This is
- 38:39Speaker 1: why we have a call screener, as you can listen
- 38:42Speaker 1: and understand how terrible this is. We're giving advice to
- 38:45Speaker 1: E Dog listening to the show. Listen to New York
- 38:47Speaker 1: and he's having problems with pickup lines. You're live on
- 38:50Speaker 1: the air. When you hear my voice at eight seven,
- 38:51Speaker 1: seven ninety nine on Fox, line number one, Hello, line water.
- 38:56Speaker 6: Ask her to see the new Pee Wee Herman movie,
- 38:59Speaker 6: Avengers of Pee.
- 38:59Speaker 4: Week coming to the theater new Year.
- 39:01Speaker 2: Okay, thank you for that line too, Hello, line.
- 39:04Speaker 4: Two, change line up the same morning.
- 39:09Speaker 1: Oh see there, Now he had to he had to
- 39:11Speaker 1: work the w n B A, the Rick and Maryland.
- 39:13Speaker 1: Line number four.
- 39:15Speaker 2: Go to line four, Hello, line four, to pick up line.
- 39:21Speaker 1: Okay, it's all see the only only fans the line.
- 39:24Speaker 1: Let's go to line six. Line six.
- 39:26Speaker 2: You're on the air next.
- 39:26Speaker 1: It's the Instant Advice line, live coverage here on the
- 39:29Speaker 1: Ben Mathers Show. We're giving advice to E Dog. That's
- 39:32Speaker 1: a caller from New York. Hello, line six.
- 39:35Speaker 4: I found a jolly ratcher under my bed and I
- 39:37Speaker 4: hate it.
- 39:38Speaker 1: Oh that's disgusting, dude. But unless it was it was
- 39:41Speaker 1: in the rapper. No, if he's in the rapper, it's okay.
- 39:46Speaker 1: But it was like, you know, it gets real sticky,
- 39:48Speaker 1: and then then all.
- 39:49Speaker 5: Right, last call, are you on one? O?
- 39:54Speaker 1: My god, that was a disaster at the end. Oh
- 39:57Speaker 1: my god, we ruined the end of that. What happened?
- 40:00Speaker 1: Why that happen