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Merry Krampus · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
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  Speaker 2: Feature has been rated R by the Motion Picture Association
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  Speaker 2: of America. It is intended for mature audiences and parental
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  Speaker 2: discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 3: It's showtime folks. Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 1: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million.
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  Speaker 4: Kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 2: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Brian. And I'm Ryan.
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  Speaker 3: And we are coming to you live via digital recording from.
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  Speaker 6: Sink or Swim Gallery.
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  Speaker 7: And it is Krampus night. The festivities are out of control. Ryan,
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  Speaker 7: have you contained yourself so far this evening?
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  Speaker 2: I've tried to as best as possible.
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  Speaker 8: It's hard to do. We've been watching some crazy, ridiculous movies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker 8: Let's do the rundown. We've got, I mean, just since
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  Speaker 8: this party started, what did we start with?
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  Speaker 2: We started with the classic Mummy.
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  Speaker 8: Mummy. All right.
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  Speaker 2: And then we moved on to It Came from Outer Space,
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  Speaker 2: Forbidden Planet. Oh, what was the other one? I was
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  Speaker 2: trying to think of how to make a monster, and
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  Speaker 2: then we followed that up with I Was a Teenage Frankenstein.
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  Speaker 8: There we go. Which totally went hand in hand. And
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  Speaker 8: probably the crown jewel of this evening would be Phallus
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  Speaker 8: and Wendell. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Totally forgot about that. I mean, that was the most
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  Speaker 2: recent movie that we watched.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that was pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 2: You can't go wrong with GWAR.
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  Speaker 7: And it seemed to entertain the people passing by. They
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  Speaker 7: came in to look for fine art. They turned around
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  Speaker 7: and saw the cutoff fish.
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  Speaker 6: Fine art.
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  Speaker 8: And once again, yes.
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  Speaker 7: Very impressive art that they were. So, we're getting into
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  Speaker 7: Krampus tonight and this episode. How versed in Krampus lore
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  Speaker 7: are you?
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  Speaker 2: Not very well. Not as much as I want to be,
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  Speaker 2: I guess I should say.
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  Speaker 8: I feel like it didn't really pick up until about
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  Speaker 8: four or five years ago. I remember the first time really.
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  Speaker 7: Discussing it was on the show. And it was, again,
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  Speaker 7: it was like Christmas maybe four years ago. That's kind
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  Speaker 7: of the first time most of the people were like,
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  Speaker 7: what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 8: That's made up. No, it's been around for hundreds of years.
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  Speaker 8: It's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember seeing a book of postcards from Germany
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  Speaker 2: that featured nothing but classic vintage Krampus.
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  Speaker 8: It's crazy German.
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  Speaker 6: So awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was enthralled. After that, it didn't matter. Christmas
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  Speaker 2: was Krampus.
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  Speaker 8: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 7: I kept looking, doing more stuff on this, and I
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  Speaker 7: just kept finding more and more old vintage artwork of him.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just like, Good lord, they are all disturbing.
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  Speaker 8: They're all impressively done. It's not like it was half-ass artists.
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  Speaker 7: They were bringing in really good artists to do these
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  Speaker 7: disturbing images of Krampus.
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  Speaker 8: Eating children and bagging them and just whistling the.
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  Speaker 2: Crap out of.
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  Speaker 8: Them. It's really strange.
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  Speaker 2: I think that if they still have that legend today
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  Speaker 2: as it used to be, kids would be a lot nicer.
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  Speaker 8: More than ever need Krampus. Now, more than ever. That's
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  Speaker 8: our tagline for this episode. Now, more than ever, we
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  Speaker 8: need Krampus.
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  Speaker 2: He's the reason for the season.
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  Speaker 8: He should be.
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  Speaker 7: Kids everywhere need him. So, have you seen any Krampus films?
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  Speaker 7: Because I also found out there's a lot of them.
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  Speaker 8: Going into this. Pre-this year.
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  Speaker 2: Seen some pretty bad ones.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Was it just me?
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  Speaker 2: Almost like cast-off sci-fi type movies with horrible CG that
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  Speaker 2: look It made Xena Warrior Princess look like Oscar material.
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  Speaker 8: Sadly, I think that's the one I was watching the
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  Speaker 8: other day.
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  Speaker 7: I was just like, is this 1997 CG technology?
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  Speaker 2: I think my favorite, though, still has to be Santa
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  Speaker 2: Claus vs. the Martians. Even though they don't call him Krampus,
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  Speaker 2: he's a red-horned devil guy fighting Santa Claus.
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  Speaker 8: That's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And we're not.
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  Speaker 7: Well, so far, we're not doing that this year.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe we need to do that.
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  Speaker 7: As our next holiday film. I think we should come
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  Speaker 7: back to that one. So we'll put that on the
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  Speaker 7: back burner for now. Have you seen anything lately or
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  Speaker 7: any other interesting movies you'd like to tell people to
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  Speaker 7: go check out?
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think because, I mean, here recently I
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  Speaker 2: haven't really watched movies at night. Well, I mean, I'll
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  Speaker 2: watch my old VHSs. But, you know, I haven't really
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  Speaker 2: checked out anything new, so I'm kind of out of
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  Speaker 2: the loop of a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Other than the ones you just mentioned, what was your
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  Speaker 7: favorite VHS book?
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  Speaker 8: You've got a nice collection down there. I was perusing
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  Speaker 8: them earlier.
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  Speaker 2: That's just a drop in the bucket, too. I'm pretty
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  Speaker 2: proud of the VHS.
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  Speaker 8: Again, you guys can be envious.
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  Speaker 7: Phallus and Wonderland is on VHS, as it probably was
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  Speaker 7: intended to be.
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  Speaker 2: I've got Ragnarok as well. I almost brought that, too.
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  Speaker 8: Speaking of crazy, sort of... That's more Scandinavian folklore.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite of my VHS collection would have to be...
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  Speaker 2: It's like a half hour to 45 minutes of nothing
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  Speaker 2: but the ultimate warrior intros and commercials.
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  Speaker 7: Was this released commercially or did you just take this
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  Speaker 7: off TV yourself? Because I used to have some weird
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  Speaker 7: things of like conglomerations of stuff that I'm like cutting
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  Speaker 7: out commercials and editing it myself in the VCR. And yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I think back on some of the ones I made myself.
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  Speaker 7: So that wouldn't surprise me like you sat.
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  Speaker 2: At home doing it. It's a WWF release tape complete
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  Speaker 2: with cover.
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  Speaker 8: Does it have fancy artwork on it? Did they get
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  Speaker 8: some Krampus artwork? I wish. That would be awesome.
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  Speaker 2: When Krampus takes his costume off, he is the ultimate warrior.
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  Speaker 8: And he's cramming kids into a sack and beating them
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  Speaker 8: with a stick.
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  Speaker 6: Nice.
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  Speaker 7: Well, it's been fun here so far. We're trying to
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  Speaker 7: hold down the fort. The kids are getting out of control.
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  Speaker 7: There's been spills. They've been knocking art off the walls.
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  Speaker 7: It's kind of out of control.
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  Speaker 2: The art is actually safe.
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  Speaker 8: And the kids we're speaking of are not really kids.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, they are mentally, but anyway.
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  Speaker 2: We're all kids.
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  Speaker 8: Again, I was right there. That's why we're.
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  Speaker 2: Standing in the second floor of some weird little office
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  Speaker 2: building talking about VHS movies.
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  Speaker 8: Trying to escape from the noisy children downstairs.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like Christmas.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll go downstairs. The kids will already have the
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  Speaker 8: presents half on their hands.
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 8: I said wait for me. I can tell it's taped back.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 8: None of them's getting a pony.
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  Speaker 2: No. No, they don't deserve it. Little bastards.
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  Speaker 7: Well, we did see a movie this week, but I
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  Speaker 7: don't think you've gotten out to see this one. As
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  Speaker 7: you said, you've not watched recent movies.
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  Speaker 2: Not yet.
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  Speaker 8: So I had to convince, and by convince, she told
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  Speaker 8: me we were going to go see it months ago
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  Speaker 8: on the show. She was like, we're going to see
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  Speaker 8: that Krampus movie. I'm like, all right, I guess that's
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  Speaker 8: a Krampus episode. So I was, again, in my mind
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  Speaker 8: working on this as well. I was like, well, then
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  Speaker 8: we need to do a Krampus live event. With giant Krampus.
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  Speaker 8: We need to make a giant paper mache Krampus for
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  Speaker 8: next time. Totally.
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  Speaker 7: But, yeah, so we did venture out into the world
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  Speaker 7: and see the new, most recent, sadly there's been a
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  Speaker 7: couple this year, I think, if you count the other
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  Speaker 7: bad straight-to-DVD ones.
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  Speaker 8: But the one in the theater.
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  Speaker 2: We'll have to check out those, too.
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  Speaker 8: We went to see the new and real Krampus movie.
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  Speaker 7: So I think we should go discuss that right now.
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  Speaker 9: Silent night, scary night Krampus creeps up to give you
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  Speaker 9: fright You've been naughty, lazy and bad So I'll steal
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  Speaker 9: you from your mommy and dad Eat you piece by piece.
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  Speaker 6: Golden, pure, creamery butter.
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  Speaker 1: Rich, flavorful, satisfying.
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  Speaker 2: That's what it takes for the finest.
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  Speaker 9: Buttered popcorn, and that's what we use. See for yourself why.
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  Speaker 1: There's no showtime treat to equal the crisp, delicious flavor
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  Speaker 1: of hot popcorn that's bathed in real melted butter.
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  Speaker 2: It's at the concession stand now.
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  Speaker 3: Get more out of life. Go out to a movie.
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  Speaker 8: Out of town.
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  Speaker 2: Out of town. Out of the night.
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  Speaker 10: Out of town. With those holiday.
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  Speaker 8: Greetings and games.
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  Speaker 2: How are we going to survive Christmas with 12 people
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  Speaker 2: stuck in.
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  Speaker 8: A house with no heat and no electricity?
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  Speaker 5: Or food.
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  Speaker 2: There's plenty of leftovers, Howard.
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  Speaker 4: Beer it is.
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  Speaker 8: It's the weirdest thing. There's no cars, no people.
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  Speaker 11: How long can this keep up?
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  Speaker 8: We heard something on the roof. What the hell is this?
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  Speaker 12: Saint Nicholas is not coming this year.
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  Speaker 8: Instead, a much darker ancient spirit.
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  Speaker 12: Those are hooves. Elk or goat?
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  Speaker 3: What kind of goat walks on its hind legs?
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  Speaker 12: His name is Krampus.
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  Speaker 4: He and his helpers did not come to.
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  Speaker 12: Give, but to take.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody, hold on to each other.
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  Speaker 8: He is the shadow.
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  Speaker 10: Of Saint Nicholas.
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  Speaker 1: It's Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing bad's gonna happen on Christmas.
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  Speaker 13: Children to care, please be aware, all that you've done
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  Speaker 13: will come to bear. Have you been good, behaved as
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  Speaker 13: you should? Those who have not, it's understood. Promise will come,
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  Speaker 13: looking for some. You are not safe, best that you run.
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  Speaker 8: You're on this list.
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  Speaker 2: Not what you wish.
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  Speaker 8: This Christmas time, you will be missed.
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  Speaker 13: There is someone watching over.
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  Speaker 8: All that you have done this year.
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  Speaker 13: Christmas is real, show how you feel. If you forget,
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  Speaker 13: your fate is sealed.
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  Speaker 10: As you roll, you have been told.
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  Speaker 8: Stay warm of heart.
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  Speaker 7: Keep on the goal.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 8: So now we're back here with Misty. With me. And Jay.
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  Speaker 6: Hey.
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  Speaker 8: Post Krampus to talk about the film. So.
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  Speaker 6: There will be major spoilers.
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  Speaker 8: Spoiler alert. All kinds of spoilers.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to give all the spoilers.
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  Speaker 7: To get the rundown here for our... It was actually
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  Speaker 7: out on the town. We went out into the creepy,
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  Speaker 7: foggy night of December.
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  Speaker 6: It was pretty spoopy out there.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't even go off.
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  Speaker 8: So, once again, this was Krampus. The year is 2015.
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  Speaker 7: The director, Michael Dougherty, The plot, according to IMDb, a
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  Speaker 7: boy who has a bad Christmas ends up accidentally summoning
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  Speaker 7: a Christmas demon to his family home.
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  Speaker 8: As we said, spoiler alert. So, Monkstar, creepy, foggy night.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that intro is the reason I don't go to Walmart. Like, well,
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  Speaker 6: most of the time ever, but especially like December, the
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  Speaker 6: whole span of December, I try to avoid Walmart at
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  Speaker 6: all costs.
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  Speaker 7: It's funny because now I don't. I spent many a
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  Speaker 7: year at the mall because I had to work there.
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  Speaker 8: Yep, I know. Living the dream.
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  Speaker 7: But then I got to the point where I didn't.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I used to hate it so much because
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  Speaker 7: I had to be there, but there's a weird, you know,
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  Speaker 7: you miss it once you're out of the loop. So
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  Speaker 7: many years after I didn't have to, I would go
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  Speaker 7: like once during December to the mall.
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  Speaker 6: Which mall?
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  Speaker 8: Usually the mall in.
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  Speaker 6: Let's ask him for trouble.
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  Speaker 7: It was like, because at that point I didn't have
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  Speaker 7: any money, so I wasn't.
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  Speaker 8: Buying anybody anything. Tough luck on that, present people. But
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  Speaker 8: I wouldn't even buy anything.
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  Speaker 7: It would just be to remind myself, just to immerse
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  Speaker 7: myself in the Christmas insanity, but to not have to
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  Speaker 7: do it, to kind of have to laugh at the
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  Speaker 7: rest of the poor bastards that were waiting in line
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  Speaker 7: and fighting over stuff. I just kind of wanted to
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  Speaker 7: remind myself of the nightmare it could be if I
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  Speaker 7: actually did that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know what I have to say about
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  Speaker 6: my nightmares, because I work at a place worse than
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  Speaker 6: the mall. It's a place of horrible, horrible things.
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  Speaker 7: That's the thing, as I was watching that intro, because
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  Speaker 7: it is kind of genius, and I'm like, has nobody
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  Speaker 7: done a version of this before?
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  Speaker 8: How did we make it this far without that nightmare
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  Speaker 8: mall imagery?
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  Speaker 6: Dawn of the Dead is kind of similar. Is it
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  Speaker 6: Dawn of the Dead with the mall? I get them
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  Speaker 6: all confused.
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  Speaker 8: Which original Dawn of the Dead? That one's a little
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  Speaker 8: more tongue-in-cheek in the way it looks at them all.
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  Speaker 8: The reboot's sort of normal.
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  Speaker 6: Zombie babies are never normal.
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  Speaker 7: You're going to have a zombie baby. Assuming there's a
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  Speaker 7: baby for you, it will be a zombie baby.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 7: So, all right, after the intro... Which, again, I just
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  Speaker 7: like our main character just beating the hell out of
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  Speaker 7: some other random kid.
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  Speaker 6: I like the whole group of them gathered around watching
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  Speaker 6: and cheering him on as he beats the tar on
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  Speaker 6: this little... Actually, he's kind of on their steaming, because
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  Speaker 6: he's on the bottom getting beat, too.
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  Speaker 2: It's like.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know who's actually winning the.
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  Speaker 8: I just liked him. He's a scrapper. I like that kid.
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  Speaker 6: As far as kids go, he's the most tolerable one
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  Speaker 6: in this movie, because the other ones were fucking nightmares.
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  Speaker 6: That fucking mouth breather. Oh, my God. I wanted to
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  Speaker 6: punch that little kid in the mouth. I don't even care.
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  Speaker 8: He's like Kermit Merman.
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  Speaker 6: He was the kid from.
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  Speaker 8: Only without the charm.
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  Speaker 6: I had my complaints, and I had my things that
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  Speaker 6: I liked about this movie.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
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  Speaker 6: What you doing here first?
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  Speaker 8: Let's start on the good stuff.
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  Speaker 6: I like the way that Krampus looked, except for a
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  Speaker 6: few things, too. It's like, I really like the overall aesthetic.
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  Speaker 6: Should I talk about my main problem with the actual Krampus?
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  Speaker 8: Are we jumping right to Krampus?
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  Speaker 6: I just want to talk about Krampus for a second,
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  Speaker 6: because that's the whole thing, the movie. Just one second.
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  Speaker 6: Just take a second. It's a fucking mouth breather. Why
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  Speaker 6: does Krampus have his mouth open the entire time? Could
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  Speaker 6: they not figure out a way to get the jaw
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  Speaker 6: to like.
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  Speaker 8: I think because it's disturbing.
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  Speaker 6: But it's just... No, it's kind of to the point
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  Speaker 6: where it kind of takes you out because you're like...
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  Speaker 6: It's just a mask. You can just tell because it's
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  Speaker 6: not like... It's not moving at all.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, it was creepy, but it definitely.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, it doesn't look like it's a real thing.
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  Speaker 8: It does... But I mean, all of that stuff kind
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  Speaker 8: of looked like it would.
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  Speaker 7: Like, they had a sense of humor about to the
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  Speaker 7: point of like, We're not pretending like this is real.
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  Speaker 7: Like we know this teddy bear coming at you isn't real.
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  Speaker 7: So we're going to make it as cheesy as we
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  Speaker 7: want to because we know all of this is fantasy.
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  Speaker 6: I just wish they would have moved his mouth a
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  Speaker 6: little bit more. That's my only complaint about the Krampus
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  Speaker 6: aspect of it.
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  Speaker 8: I did question that.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, why doesn't he just like close it
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  Speaker 7: and open it and have creepy like, even if he
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  Speaker 7: doesn't talk, just like. Yeah, have some sort of weird
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  Speaker 7: creepy motion.
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  Speaker 12: Kind of like the Krampus from the other movie that
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  Speaker 12: you watched.
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  Speaker 6: Talk about that one probably at the end.
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  Speaker 4: A little bit better.
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  Speaker 6: Because I watched more than one Krampus movie this week
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  Speaker 6: in preparation for the event.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was considering trying to work in.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: Some other ones for the festivities of our Krampus night,
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: but I don't know.
• 18:21
  Speaker 8: They all look really, really bad.
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: I'm not saying we won't come back to them somewhere
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: down the line.
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: We probably will, but That one, I'll have to figure
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: out which one you watched. We'll get back to those later.
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: But they're all kind of bad.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: Or at least what little I've watched of them, the
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: trailers I watched. Up until now.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: Are the one you're talking about, did it have William
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: Shatner in it?
• 18:41
  Speaker 12: No.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: Okay, I think I got you beat then. Okay.
• 18:44
  Speaker 8: Well, no. Again, we won't get sidetracked yet. But, yeah,
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: that's the thing. Looking back, it's like Krampus is a
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: story that's been.
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: Around forever, but they've not really done a real movie.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: Should we break down the actual legend for people that
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: might not have heard of the story of Krampus?
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: Go ahead.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: Why are they listening to our show if they have
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: no idea about crayons? Go read a book, you people.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: I'm assuming there are books on crayons. Internet, Google that bitch.
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: Sorry to say, nobody reads books. What are you, crazy?
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: I read books all the time.
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: What are you, one of those weirdos that buys books?
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: I do all the time.
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: You showed me a picture of a book when we
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: got to the theater.
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: I did.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: I was so excited.
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: You're such a dork. You carry pictures of books on
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: your phone.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: I was going to bring the actual book, but I
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: was worried for its safety.
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: Some people are just like, here's pictures of my children.
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: You're like, here's my collectibles. You're scrolling through.
• 19:30
  Speaker 10: Look at this one.
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: Here's my Legos.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: Here's all my choose your own adventure books because they're
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: on here too.
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's true. She's not making that up.
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: I'm not making that up. Find your fate. Which way? Wizards, Warriors,
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: and you. They're all on there.
• 19:45
  Speaker 8: I have those too. Anyway, what is the legend of Crapbox?
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 19:52
  Speaker 8: You wanted to tell this!
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: You're the one who has your phone out. Well, I
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: forget how old the actual story is. Like, really old.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: And then it's just.
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: Hundreds of years.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: Days and days old. It's kind of like the opposite
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: of Santa Claus.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Santa Claus if you're good he brings you things and
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: you get toys but then if you're bad Krampus comes
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: and he takes you and he puts you in a
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: bag and he drags you off to do Krampus-y things to.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: You in the again I check I was told I
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: needed to check with the resident Krampus expert that we
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: all know which is Bill so in preparation I was
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: like okay so what what did they do for their
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: festivities you know it if you went to Germany or
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: wherever in the European countries that are hardcore about Krampus,
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: he said the festivity part of it now, like I
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: think more modern day back in the day, I guess
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: he just like actually took you away in a sack.
• 20:50
  Speaker 7: But now I think the updated more lighter version is there's, there.
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: Is someone or more than one, someone I'm not sure, but.
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: The dress up in full Krampus garb and go down
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: the street for this festival that they have. And if you're,
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: they will ask you, Are you good or bad? And
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: if you answer good, they will give you candy. And
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: if you're bad, they will hit you with switches, basically.
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: Some sort of thistle-y stick.
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: We're going to the Krampus Fest in Bloomington.
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: You're going to get hit with so many sticks.
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: That's part of their thing.
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: Wait a minute.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Bill who? bill how many bills do you know bill
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: bill bill he's not european.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: Nobody's into krampus because he's a creepy weirdo we know
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: that because we're going to go to the one in
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: blue that's what he tells.
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: Us and they have they apparently they have they give
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: you stickers and you can choose between the nice sticker
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: and the naughty sticker and if you know they'll have
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: angels and they'll have the krampuses wandering about and.
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: So many switches for you i know i would.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: Get all of the switches But yeah, generally, overall, I
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: liked the entire look of this movie. I thought it
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: looked really good. I thought the whole... See, I hate snow,
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: so that was just like, oh, to me. But the
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: whole vibe of it was really creepy, and I understand
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: the need for it.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: That was probably my favorite part, is just the overall
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: tone of everything. Once the letter gets thrown up, the
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: snowstorm sets in, and everything is like, creepy Christmas card.
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: Everything becomes so.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: Demented snowman.
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: Completely, yeah, overdone with snow.
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: Everything is not just covered in snow, completely, overly covered
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: in snow with giant icicles everywhere, snow blowing by everything,
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: and then.
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: Those creepy, creepy snowmen. Again, that very first one, I'm like, ooh,
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: that's creepy. I'm okay with that. It's just creepy.
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: Snow burl monsters.
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: The snow graboids. as I was calling them in my
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: head the whole time it was going on. I'm like,
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: it's pretty much just tremors with snow.
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: Snow graboids. But otherwise, yeah, I think the look of
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: it kind of captures that. I also like the pacing.
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: Once we get into it, the fact that we get
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: a good amount of time where everything is completely desolate.
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: Like, there really is no explanation.
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: I guess by the end, you sort of have an
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: explanation as to what's going on. But the fact that, like,
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: the entire rest of the town is pretty much wiped out.
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: We get, like, one other character.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, basically.
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: The delivery guy is about the only other human we see, right?
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: It's not part of the family, and then he's immediately
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: taken care of.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: What a horrible, horrible family. I thought my family was bad.
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: Holy shitsticks. That was a horrible family.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: These holiday movies that make you appreciate the wonderful things
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: you have that aren't that family.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: Or the fact that I no longer have to see
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: most of their families. We're good!
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: That's a different approach.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: That's kind of what I was thinking because their immediate
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: family is kind of awesome. I like the couple that
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: we have. I like both of those kids. We don't
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: get much of the sister, but she seems all right.
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: She had a lot of freckles.
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: She did. She was kind of making it not horrible.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: She was cute, but she had a lot of freckles.
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: That's what I was going to say.
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: It's a tall order to be able to take that
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: many freckles and still be cute.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: She was kind of making it work, so it's okay.
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: She was your normal teenage girl on her phone the
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: few times that we came in contact with her, but
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: she seemed all right.
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: So I was like, and grandma, kind of cool.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: I like grandma.
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: I would totally hang.
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: Out with grandma, even though I was like, she really
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: doesn't speak English. You live in a household full of
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: people who speak English.
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: She does.
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's sneaky about it.
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: So yeah, as much as she was speaking constantly in German,
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: I was like, how can you live in that house
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: and not at least pick up some which.
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: Some people some people of the old country are stubborn
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: like that not that i'm from the old country or
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: really know anybody from the old country but from what
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: i've seen on the internets people from the old country
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: are stubborn like that i have no country no i
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: am a lady of many countries.
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: I have no home but no i don't know she
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: was pretty cool though so i'd hang out with her
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: and eat awesome cookies because she made a lot of cookies.
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: I would I would eat her cookies, but that sounded
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: really gross and nasty. She was old.
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: What are you talking about? I like grandma.
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to figure out where I recognize the boy from.
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: It seems like I've seen that little kid in something
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: else before. But no, I don't think that I have.
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: And I could possibly just make that up in my head.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Because I've not seen him in anything else.
• 25:14
  Speaker 12: It's Fred Savage.
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: No, he's directing now. I think he's in a new sitcom.
• 25:21
  Speaker 12: It's a kid in Princess Bride.
• 25:27
  Speaker 8: Isn't that pretty? That was pretty sneaky.
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: Pretty sneaky, sis.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Actually, I said that and I didn't realize it was.
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: Fred Savage, too. That's the sad part.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: Maybe I went into this movie expecting way too much
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: because I love Trick or Treat. It's still one of
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: my favorite movies. We watch it every year for Halloween.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: I guess I expected it to have, I don't know,
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: maybe a little bit more Trick or Treat-y vibe to it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: You were hoping more kids got murdered is what you
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: were hoping.
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: I was totally hoping that.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: They did.
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: That's the thing.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: I was trying to decide, is he going to keep
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: it that tone of Trick or Treat? Because he's kind
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: of brutal in Trick or Treat.
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: And then by the end, oh, yeah. They take out
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: all those kids. And the whole damn family. I was like, okay,
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: they're not messing around.
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: By the time you're throwing kids into the fiery pits
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: of hell, I was like, no, he's taking this pretty dark.
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: I was surprised how dark it got for a mainstream
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: studio movie. Again, he kind of skated by on Trick
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: or Treat, and that was a fight tooth and nail
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: the way the story goes just to get that made.
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: So this is a much bigger and more studio movie
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: with recognizable stars. I'm like, Maybe he's got to dial
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: it back a little bit.
• 26:41
  Speaker 12: Nope.
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: The demented things in the attic.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Who's recognizable aside from the other dad that was off
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Star Trek?
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: Tony Collette's pretty huge. Who? Adam Scott's pretty huge.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Who's that?
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: The mom?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know who that is.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: Adam Scott, he was in an episode of Veronica Mars.
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: Aunt Dorothy also got paid a billion.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Dollars to be in that stupid two and a half
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: man show.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: Seen her before i didn't recognize most of these people.
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: In there i mean just the parents but i mean
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: that's you know the kids can't have that much they're kids.
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: Oh wow look at that girl's forehead holy shit tess
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: no sophie gannon ah you could show the movie on
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: that bitch.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: I mean tess isn't doing very good but.
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: She still looks like a human unlike elf girl no
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: offense to elves out there.
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: Stefania. That's not how you spell Stefania. I might take
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: points off for that freckle girl.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: Try Stefania.
• 27:48
  Speaker 12: You got all kinds of Stefania.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: You gotta wipe it off.
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: That sounds like a fancy foreign name. She's from Florida.
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: You can't pull that shit when you're from Florida.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: Maybe she has immigrant parents.
• 28:02
  Speaker 8: What is this, America?
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: No shit.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: I don't know. That was mine. I think I forgot...
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure I heard a long time.
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: Ago he was making this Krampus movie, but I think
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: I forgot it was the same director until going in
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: this week. I'm like, oh yeah, we're going to go
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: see that. And I looked up the stuff on it
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: and I was just like, oh, now I really do.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: And as I forgot it was because he really hasn't
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: put out a feature film since then. So I've really
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: been looking forward to seeing where he's going because he
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: sounds like an awesome dude. I remember I've heard several
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: times him tell the horrible, horrible story of him trying
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: to get Trick or Treat made.
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: So I like him.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: As a person from what little I've heard, and I
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: wanted to see more visual awesome stuff.
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: From that angle, I think he delivered. I think all
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: of that.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Is pretty cool.
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: Like I said, I think I was expecting too much
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: of it to be Trick or Treat Christmas Edition.
• 28:53
  Speaker 8: I feel like it kind of is, though. For me,
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: it is just because it also.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: Because Trick or Treat gets pretty silly at points.
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: Not as silly as the fucking end of CG... Gingerbread Man,
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: those were just fucking uncalled for and ridiculous.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really, those come out of the set of Shrek.
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, pretty much.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: They came from Ginger Dead Man, I'm pretty sure.
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: If you told me about it, I think I'd probably
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: have way more problems getting in the middle of that
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: and seeing the rest of the stuff that was kind
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: of happening and okay.
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: I was just like, I don't know, it kind of
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: fits with the rest of this silly story.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: No, it was too ridiculous. That was the part that
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: I was just like, okay, what? No, that kind of
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: took me out of it a little bit. That's my
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: only major complaint about this movie.
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: It's definitely the cheesiest part. and the most.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Well, they gotta have some comic relief and that's what
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: they were.
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: Because everything going on upstairs is pretty disturbing. And then
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: downstairs is, you know, cutesy.
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: Little gingerbread men.
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't like that part.
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: And the dog's kind of fun. The dog's pretty fun.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: I like the dog part.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: And what kind of nail gun was that?
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: The one from Lethal Weapon 2.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Nail guns don't work like that.
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: In movies, they always do.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: I've shot nails at people. They don't do that.
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: Damn it.
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: I wasn't too big on the teddy bear and the
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: angel doll thing. Those parts I could have done without, too.
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: I loved the cramp. The elves were okay.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: What about the robot thing?
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: The whole... The whole evil demonic toy thing was just
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: kind of... I didn't like that part either.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because, I mean.
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: The robot thing, I could have done with that, but
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: I like Beelze.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a Krampus, like, you know. He's like, hey,
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: I gotta add some robots to this shit, too, you know?
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: Robots generally make everything better, unless it's Transformers.
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: Those don't count. That's just CG mess. What was funny
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: is it is almost exactly the robot he had on
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: his wall in his room. Did you see he had
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: one drawn, like, in crayon?
• 30:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: That was pretty cool, huh?
• 30:53
  Speaker 12: It's all his fault.
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: It's pretty much the whole movie.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: Actually, no, it's Jackassie's family's fault.
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: They didn't suck.
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: It's all bratty-ass cousins. If they hadn't been such pains
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: in the asses, they would have mailed his Christmas letter
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: and everything would have been oakley-dokley. But no, they had
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: to be all shitheaded cousin-like like most people's cousins are.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: Because I've got cousins that are probably just like that. Actually,
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: I had cousins.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you do.
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: I had cousins that were, oh, they're dead now.
• 31:23
  Speaker 8: Tell me, Aaron.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Damn it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: Tell me Stevie and Aaron wouldn't have done that shit.
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: You didn't know them, but you know.
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe.
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: I think I've seen pictures of them wearing clothes kind
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: of like the girls were wearing.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. But, you know, yeah, I don't blame the boy.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: He just wanted to have a nice family get together
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: and just everything be quiet and the way things used
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: to be. I can understand one at a time of this, like,
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: calm and good times and not jackass-y family.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: That's what I was saying.
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: I feel like the core family was fine. It's like
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: if he would have kept it at that, he probably
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: would have had a nice Christmas, but it was inviting the.
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: Rest of those people. I guess we all say that
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: to ourselves sometimes. Why are these people part of my family?
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: Part of why we don't invite most people into our
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: house either. You're one of the few people that have
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: been in the bastion of awesome.
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: I do feel privileged.
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: Don't be an ass i try to control my jerky
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: behaviors put them outward to people outside of that yeah.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: Keep it up but yeah i could have done without
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: the i said i liked the movie otherwise like i
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: said i liked the dark vibe of it but when
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: you get all well look at these wacky little gingerbread
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: man running about trying to stab him.
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: I think everything that goes on in that whole segment
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: is It's kind of all or nothing at that point.
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: It's like you have to.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: Totally give in to the ridiculous fantasy aspect of it
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: at that point.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: But it was so dark and creepy and you're all like, suspense,
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: and then that happens, and I'm just like, alright, I'm
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: not even worried about what's happening now, because this is
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: just stupid.
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: If you took that part out, because I feel like
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: the elves are still dark and creepy, and don't cross
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: that line.
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: So I think the elves and Krampus and everything.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: Else up to that point were pretty disturbing, like would
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: have worked as a pretty creepy movie.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, even the jack-in-the-box was a little disturbing.
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: The first one, and later he's still disturbing. Like, you
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: get that middle part, it's funny, I don't know how.
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, they remind me of, like, the Alex
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: Pardee artwork. He's the guy that did the stuff in.
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: It.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Looks like stuff from Puppet Master.
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, the Jack in the Box guy definitely
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: did it. It's Digging Up the Marrow. That's the one, yeah.
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: And once you get to, like, if you look at
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: his artwork, it's similar to that, like, cute stuff that's
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: been totally.
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: Demented and turned into something creepy. And then they kind of.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: Recreate that in like a three-dimensional form in the movie.
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: They don't show a ton of it in that movie,
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: so I think it almost, you can skate by. Where
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: this one, we get that full scene of nothing but.
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: Cheesy, cheesy, cutesy turned.
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: Into creepy monsters. So, I don't know. Again, that's the
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: scene that's kind of like, you make the call. Is
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: this going too far?
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: That's not even too far. It's just too, it's like...
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: That would have been a point where a little bit
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: less would have been better. You know, like, if they
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: had just had, like, instead of, like, fucking 30 seconds
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: of this angel thing attacking her face, I'm like, why
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: is this still going on?
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: I mean, I think that with a lot of horror movies, too.
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: I'm just like, the less you see, the more disturbing
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: it is, usually.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: It maybe just bothered me because the rest of it
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: was so good, and then that happened, and I'm just like, ah,
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: wait a minute.
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: There's going to be a misty cut coming up it.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: You're going to edit your own and sit around and watch.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: It at Christmas. Cut that whole section out.
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: It's really kind of all it is.
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: I mean, it's like, once you take that out, you'll
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: just be like, huh, I wonder where that other kid went.
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: I mean, the story really doesn't change much. You just
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: take that part out.
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: All those kids are kind of interchangeable.
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, pretty much.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: Except for the cool kid.
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: The other kids. I also feel like the... Maybe at
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: this point, it's just hard.
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: To do any holiday movie without it being compared to
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: the handful of.
• 35:13
  Speaker 8: of ones that we always come back to.
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: But I feel like the brother-in-law guy is the cousin
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: Eddie of this family.
• 35:19
  Speaker 14: He is.
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: He just comes rolling in, and he's an.
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: Idiot, and he's got his big, dumb... I mean, I'm
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: surprised he didn't say his shitter.
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: Was full at some point.
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: He's from Christmas Vacation.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:29
  Speaker 8: Because I've never seen that movie.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lord.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, he almost looks exactly.
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: Like that character. Yeah, he's kind of playing that same role.
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: The kids are equally as ridiculous and ghetto. Yeah. and
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: then as soon as he they're redneck they're super redneck and.
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: Then when they're out I was just waiting for boyfriend
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: cause I'm like alright guy's firing a shotgun how long
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: till boyfriend complains about how many rounds he shot 13
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: how many rounds should.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: He have been able to shoot uh depending on the
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: shotgun I would say uh at the max 8 I
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: don't know but.
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: It's a fancy shotgun it had a flashlight on it
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: that had several more.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Shots yeah Continuously.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Depends on whether or not you've got an extended magazine
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: tube on it or not.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: That's the thing about going into any movie that has guns.
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: I've just got to sit and wait until boyfriend's like,
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: you shouldn't have been able to shoot that many shots.
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: SP guns always have.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: I'm not just like that on that, though.
• 36:32
  Speaker 12: I mean, I'm like that on.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's a bunch of different things with movies
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: that I have problems with, so.
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: Sometimes you have to question the decisions of people making
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: these movies.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: Like I questioned the gingerbread men.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: Should we talk about the very end for a second
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: or not? Or we got more to talk about before
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: we get there? Because we're sitting there in the very
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: end and that girl in the back car is like,
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: are you serious?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was kind of thinking the same thing when
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: it went that direction.
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: Is that the waking up?
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: Christmas morning part. Because I was trying to decide what
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: she said. I heard her exclaim something as it flew
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: out of sight. Are you serious?
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: Have you ever seen a horror movie before? Most of
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: them end like that. What is wrong with her?
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: But again, I think it turned around and totally changed
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: up on that. It faked you out on the... Fake out?
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: Fake out. Faked you out on the happy ending. Double
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: trick in the tricky two.
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, most of those try to pull out some sort
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: of weird cheesy ending. Yeah, at this one they were
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: just like, oh, but not really, no.
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: I'm still not really sure. So were they just, super
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: spoiler alert, were they just stuck in the snow globe
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: for the rest of forever in their happy Christmas?
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: But is it a happy Christmas?
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: Now that they all kind of had this weird flashback
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: of what happened. Are they now self-aware that they're in
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: there and they're just trapped there.
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: For all eternity? And now they're trapped.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: There for all eternity.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Stuck with each other.
• 38:06
  Speaker 12: It's pretty.
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: Again, I thought it was kind of cool the.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: Way it turned. But doesn't that negate the wish? Because
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: if they all realize it and they're no longer happy,
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: doesn't that get rid of the I want my happy Christmas?
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: Because if they're no longer happy, or do they start
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: to wake up every morning and not realize it? I'm confused.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: I don't understand.
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: But which wish are we going with?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: His.
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: Last wish for the happy Christmas.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: Then he was just taken back, or tempted to, which
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: I think didn't work.
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: I think he's just going with there's no takesies-backsies.
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: That's the rule on Krampus. He doesn't fuck around with that.
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: You said it. You're stuck with your decision.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was kind of hoping he wouldn't go back
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: on it.
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: I was like, seriously, come.
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: On, man.
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: Krampus is a big softie now.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: After he, like, wiped out Grandma's family and just left her.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Well, since you asked nicely, I guess I'll
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: give him that.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: Since you said please.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: Or I'm sorry.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: No, he chucks him in the pit too.
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: So I was kind of glad. Yeah, it didn't go.
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: Again, that's the point where I was like, he doesn't
• 39:05
  Speaker 7: have a problem with going super dark. And like he
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: throws the kid into the pit of hell.
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: By his head.
• 39:11
  Speaker 8: And then like he still kind of screws over.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you got to grab kids.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: By the head.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: You have no idea how many times I wanted to
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: grab a small child by their cranium and just like
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: crush it or just throw them. This is why we
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: don't have kids. And why we don't go to Walmart.
• 39:24
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: All of these are good things. Gather around with the family.
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: Hear some tales of head crushing.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: I got my niece's head stuck in a wall in
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: a toilet once.
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: On purpose.
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: Not on purpose.
• 39:42
  Speaker 8: That you can prove.
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: I didn't know she followed me into the bathroom while
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: I was brushing my teeth. And then I turn around
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: and there she is, just stuck away.
• 39:49
  Speaker 12: It's been a tiny bathroom.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: My mom's bathroom.
• 39:55
  Speaker 12: She got her head stuck between the wall and the toilet.
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: She's a special child.
• 40:01
  Speaker 8: I'm assuming you took photos. I did not.
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: I don't think I did.
• 40:04
  Speaker 12: No, you didn't have a camera phone then, did you?
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: I don't think I did.
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: You would have gotten the porn. Hold still.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: Quit wiggling.
• 40:12
  Speaker 8: Quit screaming while I get my camera.
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: Hold on. Who the fuck lets their kid go out
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: in the middle of that storm like that? Seriously. Yeah.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: Idiots.
• 40:21
  Speaker 8: I thought that was a little, at least like.
• 40:25
  Speaker 12: No civilization.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: No, no people out there anywhere.
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: Give her a ride.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: You've got one hour to walk. How many blocks?
• 40:35
  Speaker 12: Four blocks.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Four blocks away.
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: It would be one thing if it was a nice day.
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: But it's fucking blizzard-y. The dad got like damn near
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: frostbitten in like four minutes. And they're going, oh, take
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: an hour.
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah. They didn't know it was the wasteland yet. At
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: the time.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: But still, it looked pretty bad out there.
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: I'm not even a parent. And I'm like, wait a second.
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: I am calling on your judgment right there.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: I am a parent.
• 41:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah, my kid's not going anywhere.
• 41:06
  Speaker 8: I would have at least gone with her. I mean,
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: I'd be dead too. But I'd be like, cool, let's
• 41:10
  Speaker 8: go see.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't even let her go on.
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: Let's go chase the neighborhood and see what we want.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: Aside from the fact that she doesn't need to be
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: going out to her boyfriend's house.
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: To her stoner boyfriend's house.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: To her stoner boyfriend's house, but also just to be
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: a dick.
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Because that's what parents do.
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: Not unless you're in this movie. In this movie, they're like,
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: go ahead, get frostbite, die horribly, have fun with it.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, they're tired of it.
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: He's a jerk. Tired of the kids.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: We gotta figure out a way to get rid of
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: them one by one.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: Weed this bunch out a little bit.
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: And this enters Krampus. How do we pick off these
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: kids as the movie goes on?
• 41:49
  Speaker 12: Oh, look.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: The thing I'm wondering, though, is why'd the baby get eaten?
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Or not eaten, but taken.
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: Part of the family.
• 41:59
  Speaker 12: The baby didn't really do anything.
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: They're babies. They're all trouble.
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: Again, original sin. The kid just came out evil. I mean,
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: you saw the dad. Come on. What about the dog?
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: The dog started a fight with it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Pooped in the bed.
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: There you go.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: You got that right.
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: He did.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: He pooped in the bed.
• 42:17
  Speaker 15: You're right.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: They all suck.
• 42:19
  Speaker 12: I didn't think about that.
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: That dog was funny. There was their comic.
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: That dog was tolerable comic relief. I'm okay with that.
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: Them goddamn CG gingerbread men.
• 42:37
  Speaker 16: Oh, my God.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: That's horrible.
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: Those are CG.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: I also like how everybody in the family that picks
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: up either the handguns or the shotguns are automatically just
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: expert marksmen at hitting a moving target.
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was kind of surprised, even like the first
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: time with Adam Scott, that he didn't have the safety
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: on or something.
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: He didn't accidentally shoot Redneck.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Or the other.
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: I mean, he could go ahead and kill the monster,
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: but at least the first time be like, damn it.
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: Because he's not.
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: A cun guy. He shouldn't know.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: He doesn't shoot him in the leg accidentally. Accidentally on purpose.
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: That guy was a dick.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. He was kind of a douchebag.
• 43:24
  Speaker 12: I've met people like that.
• 43:26
  Speaker 8: There's a lot of people like that. There are.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: I know a lot of people that are like that.
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: There's a lot. And those jerky kids.
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: I blame it on the kids. I blame it on
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: the cousins. If they just left little dude alone, everybody.
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: Would have been fine.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: So technically it's not his fault.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: That's what I just said earlier. It's the cousin's fault.
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: It's the cousin's fault.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: That whole fam family.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Or it could be the dad's fault for raising such
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: crappy kids.
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: Or.
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: The sister's fault for marrying that dumbass and then having
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: these kids.
• 44:02
  Speaker 12: Or it could be society's fault.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Now we're just getting stupid.
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: It's the grandma's fault for having those kids in the
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: first place.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 44:11
  Speaker 8: I was wondering that.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: When does it get back to the grandma?
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: That was his mother.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: But then it could be the village's fault.
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: So I was trying to decide if it was how
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: much the grandma ties to this one. She got to survive,
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: so how did it tie to this specifically?
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: Or she just happened to be in another sucky situation?
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: I liked the grandma story.
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: The animation?
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Awesome.
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: That part was amazing.
• 44:38
  Speaker 12: Reminded me of James and the Giant Peach.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: I could have watched an entire movie done in that style.
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: And I liked that it was like she was made
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: like that but everybody else was kind of They were shadowy.
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: Shadow puppets or like the old kind of.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Like one very one dimensional just paper.
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: Just like the old I think that was it. Shadow Puppets.
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the Shadow Puppets style that they used to do.
• 45:01
  Speaker 8: And that kind of made it even creepier.
• 45:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: And made her stand out that she really was in
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: this world with all these terrible people.
• 45:08
  Speaker 8: I don't know. That was really cool.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they were all just silhouettes. That's all they were.
• 45:13
  Speaker 8: That was really cool.
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: But he kind of likes to do that stuff because
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: that was the short bit. Trick or Treat came from
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: was animated, too, so I think he likes.
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but that was definitely more animation style and not the.
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: No, but again, I think it's just.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: That was almost Charlie Brown.
• 45:28
  Speaker 8: I appreciate that he works that stuff in.
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: You can tell it's something that he's really into.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: Could they not get their rights to Charlie Brown?
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I noticed they were using the dialogue like word
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: for word, but it was a crap, which I was
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: trying to decide.
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: I was like, are they.
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: Like, they couldn't get their rights to it, or is
• 45:45
  Speaker 7: it just like they're making fun of those dumb kid
• 45:47
  Speaker 7: videos that.
• 45:48
  Speaker 8: Are just rip-offs of stuff and do their own thing.
• 45:51
  Speaker 7: Because I see a lot of them now with my
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: nephews watching stuff, and I'm just like, what is this?
• 45:58
  Speaker 7: So just sometimes, there's.
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: A lot of really bad kid videos out there, so
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: maybe it's just.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: The kids watching the wobbles.
• 46:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, commenting on how dumb those things are.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Not the wiggles, but the wobbles.
• 46:09
  Speaker 8: You know, the wobbles.
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: The teleflubbies.
• 46:16
  Speaker 10: Bernie!
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: It's Bernie the big green dinosaur.
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: Hey, kids.
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: I'm on break right now. Come back later.
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: You suck, Bernie.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: Well, if he's anything like the Bernie that I used
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: to work with, he's busy drinking alcohol and banging hookers.
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: Good times.
• 46:34
  Speaker 12: Good times.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: And getting stabbed by hookers, too.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: Double good times.
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: It is a touching children's tale.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: Getting more for his money, you know?
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really. What's wrong with you?
• 46:45
  Speaker 8: More penetration.
• 46:45
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with you, Bernie? You're moving kind of weird today.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, I got stabbed by a hooker. That was the
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: conversation we had at work. You're not moving too fast today, Bernie.
• 46:56
  Speaker 8: What's up?
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: Did he go to a hospital? No.
• 47:00
  Speaker 8: You don't want to have to explain that story.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: She stabbed him with a, I think it was a
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: three inch kitchen knife. Three or four inch kitchen knife.
• 47:08
  Speaker 8: Stabbed him in the side.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I said, what the fuck, dude?
• 47:12
  Speaker 8: I was like, you need to go to the hospital.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, what happened?
• 47:17
  Speaker 8: I was like, did you.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Beat the shit out of her?
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: He goes, ah, no.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: We ended up fucking on the floor.
• 47:24
  Speaker 8: After her?
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: Right after she stabbed him.
• 47:28
  Speaker 8: I was like, are you fucking serious, dude? Maybe that's
• 47:32
  Speaker 8: their game.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: That's the thing, but for the next couple weeks, I
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: remember he had, it literally was, it was a gaping
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: wound on his side. He showed me, because he kept
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: going and running to the break room.
• 47:47
  Speaker 12: Was he like oozing fluids?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, blood, stuff like that.
• 47:51
  Speaker 10: Gross.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he refused to go to the doctor.
• 47:55
  Speaker 8: You don't need a doctor, that's what that's for.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't need a doctor. Just tape it shut,
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: you know. I can't say much. I've been accused of
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: similar situations.
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: I've held myself together with duct tape for years.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: But never with hookers. Never, never with hookers.
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: I can't afford them. Anyways.
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: That's why you kill them and storm in the basement afterwards.
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: That's why you never let us in your house.
• 48:18
  Speaker 8: You can't prove that.
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: Maybe that's why I'm moving.
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: Anyway.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: That's what we told everybody when you said you wouldn't
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: let us in your house. We're like all the dead
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: prostitutes everywhere. You won't let us in.
• 48:30
  Speaker 8: That's why I have to move now. After a while,
• 48:32
  Speaker 8: you run out of space. It's a lot to deal with.
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: I've told that story to so many people.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Bodies are piling up.
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: I'm surprised you haven't heard it from somebody else.
• 48:40
  Speaker 8: You think I haven't?
• 48:43
  Speaker 7: You think I haven't heard dead hooker stories? Anyway, Merry Christmas.
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: It's Krampus. It's different.
• 48:54
  Speaker 8: You get to tell hooker stories on Krampus. Merry Krampus. So,
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: you watched another Krampus movie?
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: I did. It wasn't specifically Krampus. It was actually all
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: the same kind of vein as Trick or Treat because
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: it actually was in segments. It had like four separate
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: stories that were all kind of woven together, but it
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: had no connection to Michael Dorky or whatever. his name
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: is but it's i guess it's kind of what i
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: wanted krampus to be more like because it had like
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: this it had the same kind of structure structure is
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: trick or treat because like i said there was four
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: stories but they were all independent but they all had
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: something that kind of tied them together in.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: Some way like All their paths met at some point
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: in the film.
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they all crossed paths at some point.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: I'm talking like I watched this, but I didn't. She
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: explained it to me. I was sitting on the couch
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: watching YouTube.
• 49:46
  Speaker 8: It's one of those situations.
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: Let me look it up real quick, because I think
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: it's relatively... Yeah, it's this year.
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: Okay, I knew there was another one that came out
• 49:53
  Speaker 8: this year.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: It wasn't bad. I actually liked the Krampus in that movie.
• 49:56
  Speaker 12: He was kind of, like, badass.
• 49:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but.
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: Because in this one... This is probably going to be
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: spoilers for that one, too.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: But.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: So there are different segments, but the one that... Actually,
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: Krampus ends up in two of them. There's one where
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: it's like the rich old lady whose family kind of
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: forces their way into her home to try to get
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: money from her. Because they're apparently going broke.
• 50:19
  Speaker 8: Apparently.
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: I guess in the story, Krampus isn't specifically a one entity.
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: It kind of.
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: You become Krampus if you have these... If you get these...
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: If you get pissed off enough, and shit happens to
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: you enough, and you just.
• 50:37
  Speaker 8: Give yourself to the dark side.
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: Pretty much, because there's some cramping going on in that story,
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: because there's just... I liked it. I liked it. I
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: liked certain aspects more than others, but yeah, there's four
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: different stories, and there's one where it's four kids, and
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: they want to tell the story of a murder that
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: took place in the school. I guess I can look
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: up the actual... breakdown as to what IMDb says about it.
• 51:03
  Speaker 8: What's the name of this movie?
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: Christmas Horror Story.
• 51:07
  Speaker 12: Look up the Korean IMDb for it.
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, I want to do that.
• 51:13
  Speaker 12: You know how they always describe it back.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: In the 90s. Interwoven stories that take place on Christmas
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: Eve is told by one festive radio host. A family
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: brings home more than a Christmas tree. A student documentary
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: broadcasts becomes a living nightmare, a Christmas spirit terrorizes, and
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: Santa slays evil.
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: Pigeon.
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: I know, right? The family that brings home more than
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: a Christmas tree, they trespass into this lot where it's
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: not supposed to go. But apparently while they're there, their kid,
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: being the dumb little fucker that he is, wanders off.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: Like I said, this is going to be major spoilers
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: and everything. Because I'm going to tell you what the
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: fuck happens. Anyways, they think they find their kid. He
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: comes crawling out of a tree all weird. Like, not
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: quite right. But they're like, oh, maybe he's just... The
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: dad kind of almost beat him. So maybe he's just
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: kind of like, whoa, shit. So they take him back
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: and just, the kid's not right. So they get a
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: call from the guy who owns the lot. And it's like, hey,
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: you can't even steal my tree. The kid acting right?
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: That's kind of a.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: How he got their phone number, we don't know.
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: License plate. He tracked their license plate.
• 52:25
  Speaker 12: That generally doesn't give you your cell phone number, does it?
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: I don't question the redneck thesis behind this.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, whatever.
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so anyways, apparently they got themselves a changeling.
• 52:38
  Speaker 8: That happens.
• 52:39
  Speaker 12: Yeah, a changeling.
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: It was a changeling.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: A wood imp.
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so there's some shenanigans that go down with that one.
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: And then the other story. student documentary because they're living
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: nightmares apparently a year ago.
• 52:55
  Speaker 11: A long time ago days and days way back last
• 52:59
  Speaker 11: year there were some kids killed horribly in the school
• 53:04
  Speaker 11: so the kids decided let's just do a documentary on
• 53:06
  Speaker 11: it so they bust up in there on the year
• 53:09
  Speaker 11: anniversary of it I feel like.
• 53:11
  Speaker 8: Other people would not be supportive of that a year
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: later I felt.
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: Kind of weird watching it because I was kind of
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: uncomfortable Because they had a sex scene and I'm watching
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: and I'm like, aren't these supposed to be kids? Are
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: we watching child pornography? Are they going to come bust
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: on our door for this? It wasn't graphic or anything.
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: You don't actually see anything. It's kind of a slutty girl.
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: She's not really cute, but she has a butter face.
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: She's got the long hair, so apparently that's supposed to
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: make her hot. But anyways, apparently the ghosts are trying
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: to get her pregnant or something.
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: I don't even know. I don't know.
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: Which one was a Christmas spirit terror?
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: Damn ghosts. Always trying to get them slutty chicks pregnant.
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: That's your cover story. Mom, I swear it was a ghost.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: It's not my fault.
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: Apparently a long, long time ago it was a church.
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: And down in the basement area is where they kept
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: the unwed mothers. Because they weren't allowed to, you know,
• 54:04
  Speaker 6: do that and stuff. So one girl apparently killed herself
• 54:08
  Speaker 6: trying to abort her baby. So her ghost was trying
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: to make other girls carry... her aborted child or something.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: And that's poor planning. Cause if you wanted that baby,
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: you should have not aborted it. I didn't come out clearly.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: I can't remember which one a spirit, a Christmas spirit terrorizer.
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: What was that?
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: That's the one where the, uh, uh, the, the girl
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: becomes Krampus and the, the whole family gets killed. Remember her,
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: her shitty little, um, brother that knocks the grandmother's statue.
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: He was a shithead.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: He was.
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: He was a serial killer in the making. He used
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: to kill their cats. That's just a horrible, horrible thing
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: to do.
• 54:51
  Speaker 8: That's not cool.
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: And then the Santa Slays Evil letters were probably kind
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: of my favorite part of the whole thing. Because it
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: takes place in the North Pole. Well, one of the
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: elves gets sick and all the other elves are like
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: freaking out. They're like, elves can't get sick. Elves can't die,
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: can they? You know what they get? Zombie elves.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 55:10
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: So, Santa is all kinds of killing, like, having to
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: kill the elves and everything. Here's a picture of the poster.
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: The Krampus is fucking rowdy in that one, too.
• 55:20
  Speaker 8: That one's pretty awesome.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Krampus looks more like a goat in that one. But
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: he looks like a He-Man goat.
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: He actually has a goat face, too. It's not just, like, creepy, no-mouth,
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: open-end face.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Krampus from the movie.
• 55:31
  Speaker 7: It's like he's got the horns, but then his face
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: is just creepy old man mask from Spencer's Gift.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to actually ruin the end of this
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: one because it was kind of a... It was... But
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: kind of tying the whole thing together is apparently there's
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: the radio station. Kind of where the guy's DJing all
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: night long talking about Christmas, getting drunk and all that shit.
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: It's William Shatner.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: So, yeah.
• 55:56
  Speaker 8: And this is recent. This year, William Shatner?
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: This year. Oh, man.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: In between Priceline commercials.
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: In between overpricing shit at conventions.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that too.
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: I liked it. I'm not going to lie.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: I like the parts of it that I watched. And
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: the parts of it that you explained to me.
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: I had to explain a lot of it.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: As I was not watching it.
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: But I liked it quite a great deal. I think
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: another Krampus movie is coming out. When is the... Isn't
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: Kevin Smith making a Krampus movie? Is that the Anticaus
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: or something?
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: He's making like nine things. For a guy who was
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: retiring from filmmaking like two or three years ago, he's making.
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: 14 movies now.
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: Anyways, A Christmas Horror Story came out October 2nd. It
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: is very recent. So if you haven't seen it yet,
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: I probably just spoiled the hell out of it. I
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: didn't give you the big main spoiler at the end,
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: which was my favorite part of the whole movie. I'll
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: tell Brian later and ruin it for him.
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: It was pretty good. I liked the end. Because actually
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: at that point towards the end, I was actually kind
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: of watching it a little bit.
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: And I actually didn't see the ending coming.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, me neither.
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: Well, you didn't watch the movie enough to know it
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: was coming.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I watched parts of it. I knew
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: what was going on at the beginning of it, because
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: they flashed to that at the very, very beginning of
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: the movie. But some of the other stories I didn't
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: care for.
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: The Santa Claus in it's a badass, though. I ain't
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: even going to lie. He's like a, would you say
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: he's like a Nordic Santa Claus a little bit?
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he seems very Viking-like, you know.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: Like old Viking, like the breeze.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, very, very Norse.
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: To me, that's all you've got to have to be
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: a Viking is a braid.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: But I was like, yeah, this guy. And he's got
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: a big, huge scar down his face. And I was like, yeah,
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: this guy looks like badass Santa. Well, no, he looks
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: more like what would be an old, original version of
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: Santa Claus.
• 57:53
  Speaker 8: Pre-Coca-Cola version of Santa Claus.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pre-diabetes Santa Claus, you know. Or it's like, oh,
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: he's been eating too many cookies. This is back before
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: the cookies when he was still working out and, you know.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: drinking the blood of his enemies out of their skulls
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: and stuff like that.
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: He wasn't buffering. He was just a big dude.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: He was just a big guy.
• 58:12
  Speaker 8: That happens when you live in... You gotta pack on
• 58:16
  Speaker 8: some pounds so you don't freeze it.
• 58:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: A big Santa Krampus fight scene.
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: At the end, there was a big throwdown, too. There
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: was a good old... They were fighting and... Yeah.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: And.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: Alright. Then you get to the end, which I'm not
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: gonna spoil for everybody because I'm not that much of
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: an asshole, which kind of I am. But I'll just
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: Are you going to watch the movie?
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Probably.
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: It looks pretty cool. Is there anything else to pass
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: along this holiday season?
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: Moral of this week's episode is don't be an asshole.
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: That's all I got.
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: I will say one of my favorite scenes in the
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: first movie in this year's Krampus.
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: Both of them were this year. The one we just saw.
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: I saw the other one days ago, so it's technically
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: kind of like just seeing.
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: It the kid fishing scene is pretty damn funny the
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: kid fishing oh yeah yeah the kid fishing scene yeah
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: Chain and a hook down there like, hey, hey.
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: He knew the little fat guy was going to go
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: after it. And I was okay with that until the
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: fucking gingerbread guy came alive. I don't like that shit.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: If they just left it a damn cookie.
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: If they just left it at that, like if you
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: didn't see anything else after that.
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: Because that's the thing.
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: You can hear the weird little like noises and running
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: around earlier.
• 59:33
  Speaker 8: And I'm like, that was just kind of creepy. Like
• 59:35
  Speaker 8: if they just left it at that, like it would
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: have been tolerable.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, how did that shit not wake anybody up?
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm a light sleeper. I
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: would have heard that shit. I would have heard a
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: fucking chain rattling down my damn chimney. Assuming I had
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: a chimney.
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: You just want that gingerbread man.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: You're like, ooh. Or after you got attacked by all
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: that shit, how the fuck do you fall asleep?
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: The entire fucking family.
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: When you're on watch. You had one fucking job to do.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: One fucking job and you fell asleep.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 12: You dumbass.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 8: Cousin Eddie's kind of a dumbass.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: Cousin Eddie's an idiot.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: Why would you leave the guy who's had the wound injury,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: wound injury, leaking blood, blood loss, you're going to leave
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 6: him on the first watch? Great fucking plan there, Skippy.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: No, I wouldn't have left him on the first watch.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: Maybe that's just me.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they all died anyways.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: Most of them had it coming.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they did.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: Again, I give it credit for not, you know, listening
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: out on that. It just started taking people out and
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: Eventually it took out the whole family through the kids.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: And the whole neighborhood, really, if you think about it.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 8: I mean, well, that's what I was trying to decide.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: It was like by the end, it was like, that's
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: why I said in the beginning, you don't know what's
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: going on. So by the end, do we assume it
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: didn't take out the whole thing? Like from that point on,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: they were just in the snow globe.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: Possibly.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: And the outside world isn't the outside world because there
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: is no outside world.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 8: It's just them. I don't know. He's just thrown into
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: set dressing.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: Maybe he was bad, too. He was DHL. He wasn't UPS.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: He was DHL.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: I would have bought it if it was UPS.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: They are pure evil.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: No shit. So, I don't know.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: By the end, that's kind of why I was like,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 7: that's why there's no one else in the neighborhood. Everything
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 7: else is empty and dead and creepy because.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: It's all fictional anyway. It's all.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: just to mess with them and just to make them
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: be extra creeped out. That was sort of why I
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: was like, okay, that makes sense why it's so weird now.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 8: But it still looked awesome.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: It looked awesome. Like I said, I set my expectations
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: way too high. I wanted the Christmas version of Trick
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: or Treat, and I didn't really get it, I don't think.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: I guess it's because I liked the format of Trick
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: or Treat so much. I liked the different stories. I
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: liked how they kind of weaved together, but I can
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: understand why you wouldn't want to do it. But he
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: is making Trick or Treat 2, so I'm hoping... I'm
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: hoping that that stays with the format of Trick or
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: Treat and doesn't try to be like, I'm going to
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: do something different. Nobody wants anything different. I want the
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: same thing, just slightly different.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: I would feel bad if he got stuck doing nothing
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: but that.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: I have to do the same four stories every movie.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: No, four different stories.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 12: Format.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: So anyway, again, I think he's got really great visual style.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: I want to see more from him, including Trick or
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: Treat 2, so more from him, but. Yeah, the middle
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: part gets a little silly.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 8: You've passed things along. I guess tell him goodbye.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: Goodbye.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 8: Merry Krampus.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 14: I sat on Deadpool's lap today. He was cardboard, but
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 14: that's okay. If you hang out in movie lobbies, you
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 14: might know what she's talking about. It's a giant cardboard
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 14: cutout for the Deadpool movie.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 8: We saw the trailer again. I still can't decide if
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 8: it's going to be terrible or not.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: I want to see it, but I'm afraid that it's
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: going to be stupid.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 12: What's the rating on it?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: Think it's R, because they made a big deal about
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: it being R.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 12: Well, yeah, it needs to be.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah. So, I don't know.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: It seems like it's so self-aware, it may... I mean,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: the Green Lantern joke, because I was just like, you're
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: almost crossing the line into just dumb self-aware.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah. It's... But that's the whole point of him.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 8: But it is how that character works. Like, I get that, but, like,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 8: some of the jokes seem so dumb.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 12: Like.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: I'm afraid it's going to go down that rabbit hole
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 7: and never come back.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 8: I don't know. I'm hoping I'm wrong.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: I'm hoping I've just seen a couple of bad jokes
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: in the trailer, but some of them.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: Are really lowbrow, stupid jokes. And I'm hoping it's not
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: all that. Cause again, it's written.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: These are the best parts of the movie right here.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: I'm hoping that's not the case.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: It's again, the comic, I think his stuff is written
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: to be a little more clever and funny. And I
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 7: feel like some of the stuff in that first trailer,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: we're going for that, but, I'm hoping that.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: Was just some outtakes that they're not even going to
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 8: put in the movie. We'll see. Anyway, you sat on
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 8: Deadpool's lap.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: I did. I was afraid it wasn't going to hold me.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: You were assured by the girl in the lobby.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: She's like, yeah, it'll hold your fat ass. Go ahead,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: sit on down there.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: Don't think that's exactly what she said.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: She's a little bit nicer about it.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 8: She's like, we've all sat on it. We had a
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: bunch of people on it. We made out with Deadpool.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: It's cool. You're fine.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: Thank you for joining us on this Krampus holiday special.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: With the spooky, spooky fog out there. I'm Krampus, bitch.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 12: I'll do whatever I please.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: This is my expertise.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: Around the world, it's all the same. Children freeze when
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: they hear my name. Krampus, please don't beat me so.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 10: But do I listen?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 11: Sadly, no.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: 80% of kids.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 17: Did have turned into dirt bags.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 8: I just laughed.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 10: But Steve, oh Steve, you are the worst.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: Slap that butt with.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: A branch of birch.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 17: Shake them chains till your ears go numb. See, not
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 17: just what you've become. Show you that life is pain,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 17: not some silly, stupid game.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 8: We do it my way.
• 1:05:08
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• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Hello, this is Tom Cade, the voice of the professor.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: From The Powerpuff Girls, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love it so.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: What if I don't get my official Red Raider Carbine
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: Action 200 Shot Rage Model Air Rifle?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: That's part of.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 8: Your problem, you know.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 6: You haven't seen enough movies.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: All of life's riddles are answered in the movies. And now,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: on with the show.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to punish you.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 8: You ain't experienced. All that I've been through.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: She said the kid was mine.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: But it looked.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 17: Just like Dennis.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 8: That damn Dennis.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 17: And because you haven't learned your lesson, you get to run.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: You get to run.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: All right, so we're back here at the festivities, at
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 7: the Krampus night party. So far, they've not managed to
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 7: set the place on fire.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 8: You were trying earlier.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 8: But I can't complain because we also had popcorn, which
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 8: everything's made better with popcorn.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: Especially movies.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 7: Especially movies. Especially real, it was actual pop. That's why
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: there was almost a fire. It's not like crappy microwave popcorn.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Well, it told me to wait three minutes while you
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: warm it up before you put the oil in.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 8: And then throw a lit match in. And then I
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 8: don't know why it went this way.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Apparently it turns into a smoke machine after two minutes.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 8: Oh, that explains that rock star thing that's going on.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: Laser lights and all sorts of stuff.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 8: Well, luckily I.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: Brought my electric guitar. I'm going to go take over
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: the street out front.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: See, you can watch a movie anytime and it's just
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: a movie. But if you watch a movie and eat popcorn,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: it's a film.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 7: It is, much like I was a teenage Frankenstein.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 8: A classy art film that we just watched. We weren't
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 8: making fun of the whole time, I swear.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 7: Speaking of taking over the street out front, we have
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: so far yet to mention this that's going on.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 8: We can kind of see him from this window right now.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 12: It is lovely.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: Please describe for the people at home or wherever they
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: live right now.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Right now, I am staring at a vintage-style Winnebago. It's
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: a newer model, but it's a vintage style.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 8: It's meant to look really old.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 15: Filled with incredibly intoxicated older white men, all dressed up
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 15: in crappy Santa costumes with some ladies of the evening,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 15: I do believe.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 8: We're putting money on.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: That's where I'm going to put my money.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 7: That one in particular, I'm like, yeah, she's totally paid for.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 7: I mean, I guess we're all paid for in our
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 7: own way. We all make our adjustments in life as
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 7: to what we're going to do and how much money
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 7: it takes for us to do it.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: And if you listen really closely, you can hear Journey playing.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 8: Hey, wait, I did hear it.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 8: Now I have to sing the song to.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: Get to the chorus.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 8: Just a small town boy What is that?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Faithfully?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: Faithfully There's that electric guitar kicking in. Look, you can
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 8: see it right there.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 7: I did hear it faithfully cranked out front, which is
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: pretty bad because I had our music cranked way louder.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: So the fact that I could still hear faithfully, God
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 8: knows what level they had it. They had it up
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 8: to 11.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: There is nothing faithful going on in that Winnebago.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: No. That's why I got mad with that girl when
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: she got out of the room. Where do you think
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: you're going?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: You're paid for all night. He seriously was mad at
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: her for not wearing the Santa Claus outfit.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 8: Damn it, there's rules to this outing.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: If you're coming along with the Santa crew, you're going
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 7: to wear your Santa Claus hat.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Blood in, blood out.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 8: I only like doing it with women who have beards on.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 8: It's a very specific thing they have.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Speaking of great Santa beards, it reminds me of the
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: first time I cried publicly. When I saw the Trailer
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Park Boys Christmas special, and Jim Lee, he comes out
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: with a grocery bag. Around his head for a beard.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: That has to be one of the funniest things I've
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: ever seen.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 8: And you do that regularly now? Totally. Every time.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Especially when I sleep. Just put that plastic bag around
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: my mouth and sleep.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 8: Kids, don't try that at home. He can do whatever
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 8: he wants, but I'm telling you, shh, don't do that.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 14: It's okay.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 7: We've also had some choice music, as I said. I
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: volunteered myself to show up with the music. So I
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: put together a very special.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 8: Collection of music all night long. There's only so many
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 8: Krampus songs you can come across, as I discussed earlier.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 8: But yeah, I got a few. We're going to go
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 8: out on one.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 7: But before that, I worked in a lot of other
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 7: Twisted Ones. Someone downstairs was really excited about Walking Around
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 7: in Women's Underwear, which is a classic holiday tune as
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: far as I'm concerned. Of course I put that one
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 7: in there. Worked in, it was like weird, really weird.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 8: Like I was telling you earlier, the weirdest ones were
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 8: like early 60s.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: And they sound like standard rock songs of the time,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: but they're all like Santa Claus and aliens.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 8: And the cowgirl one, it's I'm going to lasso Santa Claus.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of weird undertones from them. It was
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: a very repressed society.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 8: Yes, it was.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: That's what led to the one that's the beach-themed one.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 8: That's all about like teenagers.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 7: So it was basically like beach blanket bingo, only like
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: yay Christmas. Like it's like we're teenagers and.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 8: We're going to have a good time on the beach.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 8: Did I mention Christmas?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: Like it's like cramming a lot of different genres of
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 7: like things that were popular at the time.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 8: And they're just like, everybody loves Christmas. Hey, you know
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 8: what's cool now?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: Beach movies.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 8: So they were just like cramming them all into one song.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: So I've enjoyed this holiday DJ thing that I came.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Up with as it's, Yeah, this is like the biggest
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: ramshackle of an event ever. You're like, I'm going to
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: do this music stuff.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 14: Cool.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have popcorn and movies.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah. Awesome. And Krampus.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 8: That's how these things come together. You should be kicking
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 8: yourself if you weren't here.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: It was amazing.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 8: To share in the wonder that it's Krampus night.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: This magic will never happen again. Ever. You missed it.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 7: I mean, we'll try to put something else for you
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 7: together in the future, and you can try to come
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 7: to that, but you missed this one.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: You can definitely grab some of the magic of tonight
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: at Sink or Swim Art Gallery, 962 Baxter Avenue, Louisville, Kentucky,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: right across from Wick's Pizza, and buy some art.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 8: Don't you have one of those internet pages?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, we do.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: We are at www.sinkorswimartgallery.bigcartel.com.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 7: And he has some awesome artwork, most of which is his,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 7: I think. I mean, there's other people down there, but
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 7: yours is pretty impressive.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 7: Your Krampus that you did for this very event was
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 7: pretty impressive.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: I finally sort of finished mine, so I slapped it
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 7: on the invitation that I put out for everyone.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 8: You saw how many millions of people came because they
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 8: saw that awesome Krampus.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's... So it's good that we did original Krampus
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 7: artwork just for this.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Hopefully by next year, I will have a full Krampus costume.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: She's working on it. I've seen photos, people.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: It's at home right now, scaring his children.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 8: Or your wife has it on. It's scaring the children
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: as she runs around the house.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: Either way, the kids are terrified right now.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 8: That's all that matters.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 8: Well, we've told them where they should have been and
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 8: where they should come in the future.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 7: So I guess we can wrap it up. And to
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 7: wrap it up, once again, we'll go out with a song.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: And I had only found a couple of Krampus songs.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 7: This one, Misty found herself after we finished recording and
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 7: she was totally thrilled with it. And I'll just leave
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 7: her giggling in the background the whole time because she
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 7: really enjoys it.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 8: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next time.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 8: Same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: You've got your wish, though. Something you've longed for for
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 6: many a year. A Krampus song.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I said going into this festivities that we're in
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 7: the middle of right now, I was like, you know,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 7: because I decided to DJ up some music all night long.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 7: So I'm just like, all right, well, I'm going to
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: not have a lot of Krampus music to choose from.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 8: You have that one now. There's the American Dad Krampus song.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 8: So you can mix up between those two. But yeah,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 8: other than that, yeah, I had to delve into other.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 7: There are, don't worry though, there are a lot of
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 7: weird twisted Santa Claus songs.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, they got the theme song from the movie.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 12: I'm sure they'll put out a whole Krampus soundtrack.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 7: I think maybe this will kick it off and it'll
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 7: go a little more mainstream and they'll start doing more
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  Speaker 7: and more Krampus-y stuff.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 8: It's the Krampus song. Play it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to play the Krampus song real quick. Hold
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  Speaker 6: on just a second.
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  Speaker 12: Play it.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it's got.
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  Speaker 10: Every year on Christmas Eve Children fear his name. He
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  Speaker 10: looks a lot like Beelzebub, but they are not the same.
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  Speaker 10: He travels around with Santa Claus. Saint Nick ain't his friend.
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  Speaker 8: He comes from.
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  Speaker 1: The northern outskirts of rural Switzerland.
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  Speaker 16: Because he's Krampus, Krampus I'm telling you all about Krampus Krampus,
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  Speaker 16: Krampus Swing your birch switch high.
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  Speaker 2: With matted fur and sheep's.
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  Speaker 10: Horns Frankly dear he smells Accomplished by the melody Of
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  Speaker 10: rusty chains and bells He'll scoop you up and throw
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  Speaker 10: you in His nasty burlap sack He rears back with
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  Speaker 10: a cane and switch and takes a yuletide whack.
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  Speaker 1: Krampus, Krampus, don't you know about Krampus? Krampus, Krampus, swing
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  Speaker 1: your birch switch high.
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  Speaker 10: No Xbox games or candy canes made of peppermint. He
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  Speaker 10: brings the pain of another cane Corporal punishment. So if
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  Speaker 10: the kids misbehave, you do well to remember to don
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  Speaker 10: the garb of Krampus on the 5th of December. That's
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  Speaker 10: a traditional day for us to celebrate.
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  Speaker 1: Krampus, Krampus, look out kids, he's Krampus. Krampus, Krampus, swing
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  Speaker 1: your birch switch high. Krampus, Krampus, he's the anti-santy. Krampus, Krampus, Krampus,
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  Speaker 1: swing your birch switch.
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  Speaker 6: High.
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  Speaker 10: Merry Krampus, everybody.
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  Speaker 6: My new favorite thing.
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  Speaker 8: There you go. Merry Krampus.
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  Speaker 6: Krampus. That's the way I stuck on my head.
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  Speaker 4: Talk hard!