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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Gary Busey or Nick Nolte? Who You Got? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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It's Friday.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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High-fiber hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunchtime.
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What is going on, everybody?
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This was my first full week back since
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going on vacation to Montana,
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and I need my weekend.
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Has anybody seen the weekend?
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I would like to get a hold of
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it.
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That'd be fantastic.
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I came to work this morning.
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I knew that I had one nine o'clock
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meeting.
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And I hate any meeting scheduled before
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ten a.m.
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I am cranky most days because I'm just
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an old and grumpy man yelling at the
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clouds.
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But you schedule a meeting before ten
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a.m., you are getting raw.
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Raw, grumpy old man.
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Why does anybody want to talk before that
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time?
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I don't know.
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And my wife is working from home today,
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which means I have a coworker,
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which I don't normally have.
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So when I don't have a coworker,
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I don't have to talk to anybody.
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Which is even better.
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Right.
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I get my own executive bathroom.
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I get to go to the cafeteria and
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make whatever I want.
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Don't have to worry about making anything
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for anybody else.
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Yeah.
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And today, like, everything's in shambles.
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I got a nine a.m.
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meeting,
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which then turned into a follow-up eleven
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o'clock meeting.
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Oh,
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we need a meeting to talk about the
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meeting that we just had.
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So me and person B had a meeting
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at nine a.m.
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She sends an email to person C.
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Person C now wants a meeting to discuss
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what we discussed at the nine a.m.
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meeting.
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To say why we are concerned about the
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stuff in meeting nine,
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to go to meeting eleven to discuss with
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him, how do we prevent the concern?
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How about if we just give you the
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minutes of the meeting and we'll just go
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from there?
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I wish we wouldn't have had the nine.
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If we only had the eleven,
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I would be...
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I would be in much straighter in my
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head.
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Now my notes from the nine o'clock look
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like a crime scene board.
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Yeah.
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After the new notes around the old notes
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with arrows pointing to what means what
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all I need is a Bali red yarn,
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a couple of pushpins.
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Oh my gosh.
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No, thank you.
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No, thank you.
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A pre-meeting for the meeting,
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then a post-meeting to discuss the
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previous meeting.
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Yeah, but we skipped the pre-meeting.
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All of which could have been an email.
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I don't think this one could have been
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an email.
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I needed that post-meeting to get my head
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straight.
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Good night.
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No, thank you.
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But I wish the post-meeting was the only
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meeting.
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That'd have been great.
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Right?
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Right.
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And then this vendor we use...
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I think I've told you all.
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We had a vendor.
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The vendor went bankrupt.
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They got bought out by another vendor who
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also went bankrupt who got bought by
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another vendor.
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It was on the verge of going bankrupt.
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And this has all happened in this calendar
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year.
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So when you go into the ticketing board...
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Every new person has a new way of
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doing things.
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So we have three different ways that
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things have been done through the calendar
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year, trying to follow that.
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That's where I need the red yarn and
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the thumbtacks.
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Yeah.
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And the pictures of the vendors with the
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red X's over them because now they're gone
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and bankrupt.
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No, thank you.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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That is my life.
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That is it, exactly.
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Only there's not enough like red Xs for
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the kills of the bankruptcies.
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Just out there plowing the fields today,
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Ferg.
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What are the odds of two separate
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companies going bankrupt in the same year,
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like all within one scope of business?
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Does that make sense?
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Like you have one vendor,
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they go bankrupt,
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they go to somebody else,
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they get bankrupted,
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and then they get bought,
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and then somebody else is,
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now somebody else is there.
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within and it's not even dude it's ten
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months like we got two months before
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before the new year so like yeah we
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could be on number four but we could
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be on number four before it's there dude
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that that's insane yeah that's that's my
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life and you know what the crazy part
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is i work for state government we will
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have a new governor in january even better
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all this all that you throw it out
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start over new plan
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Let's go.
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Okay.
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New plan.
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Here's what we're going to do now.
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Sweet Jesus.
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Can we not?
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No, thank you.
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And the best part of it is usually
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the new plan is a plan that was
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tried in like two thousand eight.
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Yeah.
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And failed then.
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But we're going to we're going to give
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it another go.
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Twenty years later.
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All right.
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I got an idea.
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Oh, good.
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This ought to be great.
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It's usually how that ends up going.
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Because I get a new boss every four
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years.
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So that means I've been through a lot
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of plans.
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Been there, done that, seen most of them,
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understand why it did work,
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why it didn't work, what did work,
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what didn't work, what did.
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I'm not going to ask you about any
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of that because why would they do that?
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Why would they want to talk to the
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guy who's been there for twenty five years
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and see what he's got to say about
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it?
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The plague of being the person having
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worked in one area the longest,
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get to see everyone come in hot,
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make changes,
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then eventually go back to the old ways.
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Nothing could be truer other than the
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fact, KDL,
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that I am now the guy that comes
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in cold every morning.
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And really...
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When I first started with the state,
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I didn't understand why these vets were
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like, so not care attitude.
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Like we're here to change the world.
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Why can't we?
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And now that I'm the vet, yeah,
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we're not changing the world.
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We're not reinventing the wheel.
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I feel like a lot of people that
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come in when they're brand new and they're
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all gung-ho, they want to get at stuff.
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We're going to try this and it's going
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to be fresh and exciting.
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But it doesn't work.
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Let's just do the KISS method.
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It works so good for me.
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Keep it simple, stupid.
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The crazy thing in the state of Ohio,
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we have had the same party win all
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but four years of my twenty-some years.
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Wow.
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Even though it's the same party,
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they all still want to put their own
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spin on everything.
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Yeah, because it's got to seem fresh.
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It's got to seem new.
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I know that old guy was here.
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I know we're in the same group,
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but I'm going to do it better.
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No, you won't.
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Just do it.
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It doesn't have to be better.
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It needs to be good.
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Or different.
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Just doing different for different's sake,
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I guess is what I'm trying to say.
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Better is good,
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but don't be different just to be
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different.
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That's insane.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, move right along.
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I was watching the Browns-Steelers game
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last night.
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I didn't know that the Browns based their
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alternate uniforms this year on the Mud
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Dogs.
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Is that the Bobby Boucher's team?
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Yeah.
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The Louisiana Mud Dogs.
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Louisiana Mud Dogs?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, it was basically poop on poop.
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I mean, they're the Browns.
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I never understood what that meant,
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like stood for anyway, just the Browns.
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Like in today's politically correct
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environment,
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I don't know how they're still the Browns
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because that sounds like that could be
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portrayed as racist like immediately and
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without fail,
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and I don't understand how they're still
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the Browns.
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Maybe they should be another color.
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Or no color at all.
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It's brown.
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Flush it down.
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You know what?
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I haven't heard this in a long time,
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Birch.
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I think I'm going to try to bring
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this one back.
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Can't make a silk purse out of a
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sow's ear.
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If y'all didn't know Jerry Fibersfield was
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from Texas, now you do.
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If it's yellow, let it mellow.
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it was named after paul brown who started
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a team andrew has got an entirely too
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extensive like i thought i had some
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useless information floating around in my
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head i i i knew that fact that's
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in my useless well y'all like i mean
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you were in from around that area you're
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not from ohio but you're from then the
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team was taken from him paul brown lost
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the the browns and they and so he
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started he started the bangles
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Get out.
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At least that one's got a real mascot.
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It's not just the color.
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And the Brown family still owns the
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Bengals,
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which could be the reason they suck.
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It's entirely possible.
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Because they throw around nickels like you
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can throw around a manhole cover.
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I have seen some badly managed teams in
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my lifetime,
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but I think between the Browns and the
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Bengals, I'm not real sure.
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And the Bengals have a hell of a
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roster and just are just still not a
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very good team.
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And the Bengals fan has spoken one reason.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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They know, they know down there.
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It's not.
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So this is funny.
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Like forever.
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It was a big joke.
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The Bengals were the only NFL team that
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didn't have an indoor training facility.
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Oh,
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In Ohio?
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It gets cold up there.
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Yeah.
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And so it was said that they couldn't
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lure any free agents to Cincinnati because
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there was no indoor training facility.
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That would actually track.
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So now when you drive through downtown
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Cincinnati...
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I'm sorry.
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It just makes me laugh every time.
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If you're coming from Columbus down to go
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across the river into Kentucky,
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you pass the red stadium,
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great American ballpark.
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And then you go to Paul,
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it was Paul Brown stadium.
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I don't know what it's some corporate
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thing now.
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And then as you pass that and you
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go to get on the bridge to get
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across the Ohio river,
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there's no big bubble there.
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it looks like it's just put over the
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parking lot beside the stadium and that is
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now their indoor practice facility see now
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we got an indoor practice facility and so
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you see this big white bubble it's
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fantastic oh oh it cracks it cracks me
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up man every time i pass it that's
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good right there yeah it's pay core
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stadium now sorry
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Hmm.
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That sounds like a payment integrity,
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like pay core,
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use pay core to manage your payroll.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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I,
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all these teams are always going to be
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what I've known them at.
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Like my nephew had to work in Toronto
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for a while and he, I don't even,
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it's some kind of,
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is it the Molson center?
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It used to be Skydome.
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Skydome made sense.
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Now it's like the Molson Center or
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something like that.
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I don't know.
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The Superdome is still the Superdome.
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It's always going to be the Superdome.
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They can put whatever label they want on
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to outside of it,
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but it's going to be the Mercedes-Benz
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Superdome.
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Okay, cool.
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It's still the Superdome.
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Nobody's ever going to call it anything
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different.
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That's absolutely insane.
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That's what that is.
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I thought they stored salt in it.
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I know you're not from the north.
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Up here, we have salt barns.
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Sure.
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For when the snow comes and the ice,
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and they spread that on the road to
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get it to melt.
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Yeah.
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But they're big white domes that you store
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the salt in.
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That is fantastic.
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That is awesome, Calvin CrossFit.
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No, that's not what that is.
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That's actually a practice facility for a
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professional football team.
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And the funniest part is it looks like
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it's in the parking lot of the stadium.
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Like we're not allowed in there.
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So here's the other part.
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So the Bears went and did a joint
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practice with the Bengals.
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And there were pictures of Caleb in his
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full uniform crossing the street in
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downtown Cincinnati.
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And that's because the bubble doesn't have
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a locker room.
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So they have to change at the stadium
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and then they have to walk to the
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bubble or what is now known as the
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salt barn.
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The salt barn.
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Yeah.
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I imagine just, oh, boy,
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just driving past it every, you know,
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however it's off.
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And you'd be like, yep,
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that's where they store salt at right
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there.
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So there's Caleb Williams looking like a
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twelve-year-old going to peewee football.
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Yeah.
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Crossing the streets in downtown
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Cincinnati.
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His mom dropping him off at the field
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in full uniform just right near the
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parking lot.
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Look,
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I'm just going to drop you off in
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the parking lot.
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I'm going to run some errands while you
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have practice, okay?
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I'll be back to pick you up.
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And then, you know,
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the cleats clippity-clopping across the
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pavement.
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And not just him.
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The whole damn team's got to do that.
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That's insane, dude.
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If he would have been in his robe,
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Meg, that just would have been awesome.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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In his robe with a cup of coffee
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in his hand.
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Pipe in his hand on one and a
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cup of coffee.
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Some house shoes,
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just got his slippers on,
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just going across the street.
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Oh, wow.
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Sten says to tell Vicky to pull up
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Google Earth shot of where the Bengals
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stadium is.
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I really need to see that.
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My wife and I literally laugh every time
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we head south.
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I would too, dude.
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I would too.
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That is hilarious.
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That is fantastic.
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We have Barnes and the Panhandles.
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Papa Birch is that code for a cocaine
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house.
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It's called the White House in Texas.
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Yeah, no,
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you got to get south to get cocaine
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in Texas.
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In North Texas, they ain't shit up there.
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Or, you know,
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the Cowboys' infamous White House where
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the players would go
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Mostly the Coke machine himself.
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Michael Irvin.
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You know you got to earn that, right?
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You don't just get that nickname any kind
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of way.
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Where it becomes known to everybody in the
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country.
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Oh, Michael Irvin.
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Oh, you mean the Coke machine.
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Got it.
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Yeah, that dude right there.
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i would feel like you have to buy
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and go through a lot of cocaine to
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be nicknamed the coke machine and still
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playing football at a pretty damn high
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level and still be known also as the
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playmaker yeah absolutely well if you
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don't want that much much cocaine i'm
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hoping you actually still making plays
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cocaine is expensive have you ever watched
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uh the series ballers
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No.
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The only HBO series I ever actually
17:07
watched all the way through was Game of
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Thrones.
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So Ballers, the first season,
17:15
is essentially the Cowboys White House.
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All right.
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Trax?
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It's a great show.
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It's The Rock as a sports agent,
17:27
former player turned sports agent.
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And
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Spoiler alert.
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He ain't very good at the beginning.
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Makes sense.
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So that is the Bengal stadium.
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I think you have to go.
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If you can, you zoom out at all,
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Vicki or no.
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I think there it is.
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Okay.
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So if you go between the two bridges,
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see the, see the bubble on the river.
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So look at the distance between the bubble
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and the stadium.
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So imagine you have to change in the
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stadium and shower in the stadium and you
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got to go play and practice at the
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bubble.
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That should be a shuttle.
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I mean, good Lord.
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And this is it.
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This is,
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this is a professional football team.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Semi-professional,
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mostly professional football team.
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Jay Burch,
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I think you and I are the only
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ones who even know what North Dallas Forty
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is.
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I've heard that before.
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I just don't know what it is.
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It's about a Dallas football team that has
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a party house.
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Makes sense.
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Hey, look, I'm with Stan.
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So he's saying,
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would you rather have your practice area
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miles away from the stadium or next to
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it?
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The Saints practice facility is in a
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different parish.
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Yeah, the Bears is North Chicago.
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Like...
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Not even close to downtown.
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But you know what they do have?
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Showers.
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Yeah.
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I mean, the Saints won those too.
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Yeah,
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the Saints was on airline in Metairie,
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which is probably a twenty minute drive
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from the stadium itself.
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But yeah,
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but it's a whole practice facility.
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Like there's all the things that you need.
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The Bears have an indoor practice facility
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and four outdoor fields.
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Yeah.
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You know,
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like a professional football team.
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And the key,
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they have showers and locker rooms.
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They probably don't have to walk across
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the street to it.
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No.
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No.
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Just maybe.
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Just throwing that out there as a for
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instance.
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Nick Nolte and Mac Davis.
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Yeah,
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we don't get enough Mac Davis these days.
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I don't think we ever got enough Nick
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Nolte.
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I love some Nick Nolte, man.
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He's just that whack guy that shows up
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in movies now.
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And he plays it so well.
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Well,
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because it's just him being him at this
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point.
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Dude is out there.
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He's absolutely out there.
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Oh, go ahead.
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Disheveled, out of sorts, the entire...
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Forty-eight hours, dude.
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Forty-eight hours and another forty-eight
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hours to my all-time favorite Nick Nolte
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movies because...
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kim and eddie played well together of
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eddie being like this polished career
20:46
criminal whatever and nick nolte's like
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barely holding his life together basically
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and he's trying to solve this thing
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fantastic uh nick nolte is gary bucey if
20:56
gary bucey didn't have the motorcycle
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accident yes yeah no that's absolutely
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Down and out in Beverly Hills.
21:05
That's another one, dude.
21:07
So Josh Brolin was on a show recently,
21:12
and he had dove into alcoholism and some
21:16
recreational drug use.
21:19
And he was walking down the street one
21:22
day,
21:22
and here comes Nick Nolte in a bathrobe.
21:27
And Nick Nolte pulled him aside and said,
21:29
you know,
21:32
I need to give you a warning.
21:33
You're heading down a bad path.
21:36
This path right here.
21:38
And Josh Brolin said,
21:40
I got home and I thought,
21:42
if Nick Nolte is telling me I'm heading
21:45
down a bad path,
21:46
I need to get my shit together.
21:48
If Nick Nolte on the street in a
21:50
bathrobe is telling me, hey, man,
21:53
you're making some bad decisions, yeah,
21:55
I should probably go ahead and pay
21:56
attention to that.
21:57
That's probably a pretty solid advice
21:59
right there.
22:01
Yeah,
22:02
Nick Nolte in a bathrobe on the street
22:04
tells you,
22:05
you need to clean up your act.
22:06
You should probably get your life
22:07
together.
22:11
Yeah.
22:13
Yeah, you probably should.
22:15
You probably should.
22:15
That's a sign.
22:16
That's God right there coming to you live
22:19
and direct.
22:21
Oh, my word.
22:22
Son of a bitch!
22:28
Yeah, absolutely.
22:31
Gary Busey was peak in Lethal Weapon.
22:33
He was.
22:34
Gary Busey was at peak of his powers
22:36
in that and then again for Point Break.
22:42
And again for Drop Zone.
22:44
Yeah.
22:45
But just Point Break went out.
22:49
Utah!
22:50
Give me two!
22:54
I've seen in the front of The Lawn
22:59
Yo, yeah, absolutely.
23:00
You want to shout out the title?
23:01
And his martial arts were pretty good.
23:04
I mean,
23:04
we talked a lot about like Dolph Lundgren
23:06
and all that yesterday.
23:08
Busey could go, man, before the...
23:13
That was a brutal fight scene before
23:15
brutal fight scenes were a thing.
23:17
Because they beat the shit out of each
23:19
other.
23:21
But I just did Mel Gibson.
23:22
Look at him going.
23:24
You want a shot at the title?
23:25
Like we've been saying,
23:26
you want a shot at the title for
23:28
years now.
23:28
Anytime something's fixing to happen.
23:31
You want a shot at a title?
23:33
Oh, look at him now.
23:36
Yeah.
23:39
Yeah.
23:40
He could play somebody psychotic old
23:42
grandpa grandpa right now without much
23:44
trouble.
23:46
Wow.
23:47
Wow.
23:49
Don't mind if I do.
23:51
Don't mind if I do.
23:55
Yeah.
23:55
And then under siege,
23:56
he was good and under siege too.
24:00
Mark Phillips brings up silver bullet.
24:02
That was great too.
24:02
Yup.
24:06
Yeah.
24:07
He was awesome, man.
24:08
He won an academy award for his portrayal
24:10
of buddy Holly.
24:12
Well deserved.
24:13
And it was awesome.
24:14
And he did all the singing.
24:16
It's unsurprising.
24:20
It's unsurprising.
24:21
If you told me that Gary Busey was
24:22
also a nuclear physicist in his part-time,
24:24
like in his off days when he wasn't
24:27
acting, it wouldn't surprise me.
24:28
It really, really would.
24:31
Does it surprise you that Dolph Lundgren
24:32
is?
24:33
No.
24:34
Not at all.
24:36
Once I started figuring out, like,
24:37
he's not, you know, like, oh, okay, oh,
24:41
he's got all these other things going on
24:43
for him as well.
24:49
Um,
24:52
What else was I going to talk about?
24:54
None of this stuff is things I thought
24:56
we were going to talk about today.
24:57
It's fine.
24:59
Just saying.
25:00
He does.
25:01
That's great, Vicki.
25:02
He has that mad scientist look to him.
25:05
He probably is a mad scientist.
25:08
He is the live action version of Dr.
25:10
Emmett Brown.
25:11
Yes.
25:12
Could you imagine?
25:14
Oh, my Lord.
25:18
All of a sudden,
25:18
they redo Back to the Future and with
25:21
Gary Busey playing Doc Brown.
25:25
Bro,
25:26
that would add a different layer to it.
25:28
I think that's probably a bit more mad
25:32
than scientist.
25:34
I got to say I'm stumped, Anderson.
25:35
Dude, you never seen They Live?
25:38
I have never seen They Live.
25:40
Oh, my God.
25:41
Sorry, guys.
25:42
We got to stop the show right now.
25:43
Scott's got to go watch They Live.
25:45
Rowdy Roddy Piper is a dude that finds
25:48
out he gets this pair of sunglasses,
25:51
and he figures out that aliens are amongst
25:53
us,
25:53
but you can only see them with the
25:55
sunglasses on.
25:57
Solid premise.
25:59
and so he puts them on yeah when
26:01
he puts them on like everything's in black
26:02
and white but you can see people for
26:04
what they really are and there's aliens
26:06
everywhere like they're living among us
26:08
they're whatever bro it's so good it is
26:13
so good because it's rowdy roddy piper you
26:17
know who roddy roddy right right oh yeah
26:21
you need to watch it he's not wrong
26:23
that brought he said look that's it right
26:25
there
26:27
They just beat on each other, dude.
26:29
It's fantastic.
26:32
He's trying to get,
26:33
he's trying to get Keith David to put
26:34
on the glasses so he can see what's
26:35
going on.
26:38
That's if you've ever heard the line,
26:40
I've come here to chew bubble gum and
26:41
kick ass.
26:42
And I'm all out of bubble gum that
26:44
was delivered by Rowdy Roddy Piper.
26:46
And they love,
26:48
I think it was actually delivered by him
26:49
in the WWF before that movie.
26:52
Well, that's fine,
26:53
but he damn sure did it,
26:55
and I've come here to chew butt gum
26:58
and kick ass,
26:59
and I'm all out of gum.
27:04
I'll have to check it out, man.
27:05
Oh, dude, it's so good.
27:07
It is so good.
27:10
Um,
27:11
that tucked in flannel was a bold move.
27:13
That was peak Roddy Piper, man.
27:15
And it was also like, or, or, or,
27:17
or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or,
27:19
or, or, or, or, or, or, or,
27:43
So, you know a guy pot for steroids?
27:49
Or not steroids, testosterone.
27:51
Oh, really?
27:52
I hadn't heard.
27:53
He didn't win anything, did he?
27:57
He won the Masters,
27:58
fifty-five to fifty-nine.
28:00
Get out.
28:02
Not only won it, dominated it.
28:05
I heard maybe he had dominated.
28:07
Yeah.
28:08
Yeah.
28:10
What is what's crazy about this?
28:13
And I've been sharing this with everybody
28:14
is I actually interviewed him at the
28:16
twenty five CrossFit Games.
28:19
I listened to it while I was warming
28:20
up yesterday afternoon when he was just
28:23
kind of an also ran in the fifty
28:25
five to fifty nine year old division.
28:27
He was there.
28:28
He was there at mid pack ish.
28:33
He'd done really well on the run,
28:34
but then was falling down the leaderboard
28:37
as I spoke to him.
28:39
But I thought like, what a nice guy,
28:40
like this guy's really, and,
28:43
and the interview was great.
28:45
He was fun to talk to.
28:48
And then I get to the games this
28:50
year and I see him out there and
28:51
I'm like,
28:53
What?
28:54
Immediately, in my head, I was like,
28:55
that dude's on something now.
28:58
Look at that shoulder vein, dude.
29:02
He went from average Masters Games athlete
29:06
to like Jason Grubb.
29:09
Beating the brakes off everybody in one
29:11
year.
29:12
Yep.
29:13
In one year.
29:14
My favorite part,
29:15
so I listened to it yesterday while I
29:16
was warming up,
29:18
and knowing what I know now, right,
29:21
knowing what we know now,
29:23
my favorite part of the interview was
29:24
like, you know, I mean,
29:25
I just don't know if I could be
29:26
like Matt Fraser, like,
29:27
and just win everything.
29:29
I just don't think that would be a
29:30
lot of fun.
29:30
Like, I like to have that.
29:32
And then the spin article says,
29:35
leads with, like, oh, yeah, no,
29:36
he dominated, fifty-five, fifty-nine.
29:38
Yep.
29:40
Hmm.
29:45
He won a Legends in Cookville,
29:47
probably on it back then.
29:50
Oh, that was... Twenty... Three?
29:55
Twenty... Twenty-two, twenty-three,
29:57
somewhere up in that area.
30:00
Yeah.
30:00
That was off-season, though, Shannon.
30:01
You can get away with that in the
30:02
off-season.
30:03
You can do whatever you want in the
30:04
off-season.
30:05
Who cares?
30:06
I think that's... Isn't that the rule?
30:08
Yeah, it absolutely is.
30:09
The reason why I know it is because...
30:12
Never mind,
30:12
I'm not going to be that dude.
30:14
I'm not going to be that dude.
30:18
Yeah,
30:19
I'm just saying we took second over the
30:20
weekend at Beach Brawl.
30:23
No particular reason.
30:28
So what's funny to me is we kind
30:29
of were talking about this on Sunday night
30:32
with Wadapalooza testing and the comment
30:35
was made, well, they only tested...
30:39
They only tested one athlete per division.
30:42
I said, that's all they need to test.
30:43
That's really all they need to test.
30:45
Like just test one.
30:46
So people know, oh shit,
30:49
I don't have the whole off season to
30:50
just juice up.
30:52
Correct.
30:55
Now people that tested the games,
30:56
here's morons.
30:59
Bro, if you are... I keep remembering,
31:03
was it the the whole documentary was the
31:08
year Ricky popped and all that shit,
31:09
and Dave going,
31:11
are there people possibly cycling on and
31:13
then cycling off in time before they get
31:15
the games?
31:15
Yeah, sure.
31:15
I absolutely believe that.
31:17
And I keep thinking to myself,
31:19
if you are going to be stupid enough
31:22
to try it, to do it,
31:24
at least be smart enough to try to...
31:27
You know you're going to get tested at
31:29
the games.
31:30
Or you should know you're going to get
31:31
tested at the games.
31:32
If you're stupid enough to think that, oh,
31:35
I'm just going to keep rolling it.
31:36
Surely it's fine.
31:37
Surely my testosterone should be somewhere
31:39
in the nine fifty to a thousand range
31:41
at fifty seven years old.
31:43
Yeah.
31:43
Why wouldn't it be?
31:45
I think you are that popping out all
31:46
over my arms and.
31:48
Go back, Vicky,
31:49
bring that picture back up again.
31:53
That shoulder vein, in and of itself,
31:58
is wild work.
32:00
I get a bicep vein every now and
32:02
again.
32:02
It'll come back out if I'm on my
32:05
third session of the day or my third
32:06
portion.
32:07
Look at that.
32:08
Yeah, no, he looks fine, perfectly normal.
32:11
I will just tell you that in twenty
32:12
twenty five, he did not look like that.
32:18
Like, I am telling you,
32:19
I sat right in front of him.
32:21
He did not look like that.
32:25
Yeah.
32:25
Mark Phillips says,
32:26
throw it and get second place.
32:28
At the games,
32:28
they don't only do first place.
32:31
At the games, they do.
32:32
This year, they did top three.
32:34
Years past, they did top five.
32:37
Other years,
32:38
they went all the way down to like
32:39
eight.
32:42
And I think they do that on purpose
32:43
to keep people guessing.
32:44
Are they only going to do the top
32:45
two this year?
32:46
Or they're just cheap.
32:47
Or they're probably just cheap.
32:49
They're trying to save money.
32:50
They're probably just cheap.
32:52
But yeah, I'm with Joseph.
32:56
Joseph said he had a shoulder vein once
32:57
after Murph one year.
32:58
It was awesome while it lasted.
33:00
Yeah, dude.
33:00
Every once in a while,
33:03
if I'm super lean for that month or
33:05
whatever it is,
33:07
and all of a sudden I get veins
33:08
popping out, I'm like, check this out.
33:10
Did you see that?
33:11
Yeah.
33:13
But it don't look like that.
33:15
That looks like a freaking cat five cable
33:18
he's got running through him for freaking
33:19
internet.
33:24
That's why I always get around six
33:25
hundred.
33:26
That way I don't want to because I
33:27
don't want to pop.
33:28
Mark, if you are using Mark,
33:31
this is a PSA.
33:33
If you are using and you're getting six
33:35
hundredth place,
33:36
you're using the wrong stuff.
33:38
Yeah.
33:39
Just letting you know.
33:41
I don't want whatever that is.
33:43
You may want to call Roan, Roan Lowe.
33:48
Find out what it is he used because
33:50
Shanna says that when he was at the
33:52
games, he wasn't even winded,
33:54
and he dominated.
33:58
It's insane to me.
34:00
I know I've said this a million times,
34:05
but I will never under – I don't
34:07
want to win that bad.
34:09
Not bad enough to cheat.
34:10
And I do want to say, Mark,
34:12
I know you're being facetious.
34:13
Yeah.
34:15
I just don't.
34:16
I want to win.
34:17
I want to get there.
34:18
I want to make it.
34:19
I want to win.
34:20
I want all of that shit,
34:21
but I don't want it bad enough.
34:25
It's like the person that shaves reps,
34:28
like in a workout,
34:29
especially like a named workout.
34:31
Yeah.
34:31
And you go and do the name workout
34:32
again and you think, oh, I PR'd.
34:34
Do you really know you PR'd?
34:36
Because like... Did you?
34:38
This time, were you doing it at...
34:41
Did you cut three reps?
34:42
Did you cut six reps?
34:43
Can you remember how many reps you shaved?
34:46
Between the first attempt and the second
34:48
attempt.
34:49
Or did you do it all the way
34:50
through the first time and then this time
34:51
to get faster,
34:52
you just cut three reps off here,
34:54
two reps off there.
34:55
Yeah, whatever.
34:57
It's fine.
34:59
I...
35:01
Yes.
35:02
I'm that person.
35:03
My head goes like,
35:06
it's okay to suck when I first do
35:09
Fran.
35:10
Because the next time I do Fran,
35:11
I'll know if I got better.
35:13
Yeah.
35:15
Yeah, so what?
35:16
I have a thirty-seven minute Fran.
35:18
Next time, thirty-two minutes.
35:20
Moving right on up.
35:21
Right.
35:23
If you just give your honest effort every
35:25
single time.
35:26
It's so...
35:28
I gave all my athletes at Beachboro over
35:30
the weekend the morning pep talk on Sunday
35:33
morning after athlete briefing.
35:38
And the biggest thing I told them,
35:39
I said, look,
35:40
I'm proud of all of you,
35:41
first and foremost.
35:43
Y'all have all been working.
35:44
Everybody's got jobs, school, kids,
35:46
all that good stuff.
35:47
And you still decided to take yourself and
35:49
do something hard, right?
35:52
I said, having said that,
35:54
me being proud of you means absolutely
35:56
nothing, right?
35:57
Make yourselves proud.
35:59
That's what counts, right?
36:01
Don't look at the people in the lane
36:02
next to you on either side of you
36:03
because who gives a shit about what
36:04
they're doing?
36:05
You can't control them anyway.
36:07
But make yourselves proud.
36:08
And the best way to make yourself proud
36:10
is just give yourself your full effort.
36:14
full effort on the on the floor leave
36:17
it all on there the results will take
36:18
care of themselves and if your full effort
36:21
involves you dosing trt for six months
36:25
before you get there so that you can
36:26
one hundred percent just go from not doing
36:29
to dominating everybody then you're a
36:30
piece of i'm sorry
36:33
You want to go take your stuff and
36:35
go dominate your class workouts or you
36:37
just want to look at yourself in the
36:38
mirror and, man,
36:39
I got like an eight pack going on,
36:41
whatever.
36:42
Cool.
36:43
But the moment you step on that
36:44
competition floor and say you're doing it
36:47
straight and you're just cheating,
36:49
then you're a piece of shit, period,
36:51
period.
36:51
I don't know a better way to put
36:53
it.
36:55
I hate that people say it doesn't matter
36:57
that masters use.
36:58
There are a lot of people who are
36:59
natural who care.
37:01
At the end of the day,
37:03
And I get accused of being a rule
37:05
follower a lot.
37:07
If there's rules,
37:09
they're there for a reason.
37:13
If you're playing sports, and KDL,
37:15
this is for you, it's just sports.
37:17
It's just sports.
37:20
If there are rules to the game,
37:22
you abide by the rules.
37:24
If you don't abide by the rules,
37:27
then it isn't a game anymore.
37:28
It's just a Wild West.
37:34
And we don't know the outcome to be
37:40
real.
37:44
So cheating with PEDs is like using fake
37:48
weights.
37:49
Yeah.
37:49
Same thing.
37:52
Absolutely.
37:55
Corey with the riff alert,
37:56
don't be a piece of shit.
38:02
means something to me i've been working my
38:04
ass off for the past three years with
38:06
one goal in mind to make it to
38:09
the games that's it what happens when i
38:12
get there is what happens when i get
38:13
there the results will take care of
38:14
themselves i'm not really worried about
38:15
that but if i get beat and i
38:18
get knocked off by somebody who is taking
38:22
the quote unquote not that they're not
38:23
working but when you're taking stuff to
38:25
enhance your work and all of a sudden
38:26
you're performing like a thirty five year
38:28
old instead of a fifty year old
38:31
then you just took something away from all
38:33
the work that I've been doing,
38:34
which normally wouldn't be a big deal.
38:36
If you outwork me, cool, good luck.
38:38
You're not going to, but if you can,
38:40
then sure, knock yourself out.
38:42
Good for you.
38:44
But the moment you inject something into
38:45
yourself or you take something or whatever
38:47
the case may be to enhance your
38:49
performance that is outside the limits of
38:51
competition,
38:52
then you are taking stuff away from the
38:54
rest of us who are actually trying to
38:55
do it straight up.
38:57
and working with what the good Lord gave
38:59
us.
38:59
And that pisses me off.
39:02
It's not fun when you were and don't
39:04
know if you just suck or if others
39:06
are cheating.
39:07
Yeah.
39:09
Am I fit?
39:10
I have absolutely no idea because now
39:12
there's there's this shit going on.
39:16
Is it that I'm not fit?
39:17
Or is that they're cheating?
39:18
Because?
39:20
Or is it?
39:24
Yeah.
39:29
I'm all for enhanced,
39:30
but it has to be understood by everyone
39:32
competing.
39:33
Using when it is against the rules is
39:36
yellow dog dirty.
39:37
Yellow dog dirty.
39:41
I'm going to write that one down for
39:43
you.
39:43
I like that.
39:44
Yellow dog dirty.
39:47
You can't make silk out of a sow's
39:49
ear, man.
39:50
We got it all today.
39:50
We got all kinds of sayings out here.
39:56
yeah it just pisses me off dude every
39:58
time i see one of those come up
39:59
it just especially when it's somebody
40:01
that's dominated dominated same thing with
40:06
old boy from a couple years ago in
40:08
forty forty four that everybody said he
40:10
didn't even warm up whatever that dude's
40:12
name was bald-headed god i can't remember
40:14
yeah i know yeah i interviewed him too
40:18
i remember well i mean to be fair
40:21
scott you interviewed most of them
40:23
I know.
40:24
Like a shitload of them.
40:25
So, I mean, you have,
40:27
I just remember when that happened,
40:28
you were like, oh shit,
40:29
I just talked to that dude.
40:33
The funniest part of that, like,
40:35
twenty-five documentary,
40:37
twenty-four documentary,
40:38
twenty-four documentary.
40:39
It was twenty-four, yeah.
40:40
Is that I interviewed all the people that
40:43
popped,
40:44
and I put it all in one compilation
40:47
in the documentary.
40:48
Yeah.
40:49
them talking about the hard work they put
40:51
in yeah and the sacrifices they made and
40:57
one of them was a two-time pauper he
41:00
had just come off the band list i
41:03
i don't know it's beyond my level of
41:10
comprehension
41:12
But I swear in twenty four,
41:14
that was the first year legends did the
41:16
games.
41:17
Everybody thought there would be no
41:18
testing.
41:19
So they just grabbed everything in the
41:21
medicine cabinet and went.
41:24
Pretty much would take two of those three
41:27
of them for them.
41:28
Give me both of those needles and that
41:31
patch.
41:31
I don't even know what it does,
41:32
but give it to me anyway.
41:33
I'm a stick it on and call it
41:34
good.
41:38
I haven't popped two times in one day
41:40
in a year's.
41:43
You need to get on that, Joseph.
41:47
Two-time popper is absolutely crazy,
41:48
and I agree.
41:50
If you come off of four years,
41:53
and you come back,
41:53
and you pop again within the first year,
41:57
they should... Ten-year, man.
41:59
I don't even care.
42:00
I'm trying to come up with the guy's
42:02
name.
42:02
Why can't I...
42:03
Probably because the minute it was a
42:04
two-time popper, I just said, screw it.
42:09
It's a Hispanic last name.
42:11
Like...
42:12
Like Ramirez or maybe it's Joseph Ramirez.
42:15
Joseph Ramirez.
42:16
Joseph Ramirez.
42:17
That sounds right.
42:19
Sean Ramirez.
42:21
Sean Ramirez.
42:23
That's it.
42:24
Yeah.
42:26
Sean Ramirez.
42:27
And what,
42:28
what's crazy about it is like he went
42:30
on Savan.
42:32
He, he,
42:33
I interviewed him and he talked about like
42:36
the second opportunity he got.
42:38
It was mistakes.
42:40
He was a gym teacher.
42:43
He was educating children.
42:46
Then you look like such an ass when
42:51
it comes up.
42:52
Not only did you pop,
42:53
not only did you lose this competition,
42:56
not only did you let down your community,
42:58
you look like a dick.
43:00
Yeah.
43:00
No argument for me.
43:09
Yeah, Terry, it's always...
43:12
Terry says,
43:13
and then that guy denied it both times.
43:14
There's always supplements or something.
43:16
They always got an excuse, dude.
43:17
It's like one of four things.
43:19
Oh, I didn't know it was illegal.
43:21
Oh, it had to be my supplements.
43:24
They never just go, oh, I got caught.
43:26
Yeah, my bad.
43:27
I didn't even,
43:28
I thought I wasn't going to.
43:30
Like, just say it.
43:32
Like, say the thing.
43:33
I wanted to win bad enough that I
43:35
was willing to do whatever it took.
43:36
And whatever it took involved me in
43:38
getting whatever I needed to get.
43:40
Just say that.
43:43
just say it at least own it and
43:44
just go yeah no that's cool that's what
43:46
i was doing everyone makes a hundred in
43:48
this class yeah uh lots of sociopaths out
43:54
there don't forget that and vicky says and
43:57
they all eat dry shredded shredded wheat
43:59
yes they do just chew it on
44:05
and sean takes the dry shredded wheat
44:07
sprinkles a little testosterone over the
44:10
top or whatever he's got going on at
44:13
that point yeah because those guys that
44:15
popped in alabama like they it wasn't
44:17
testosterone it was like all the big
44:21
hitters because whatever whatever that
44:23
dude was on god i can't remember his
44:25
name probably because i've because i try
44:28
to forget these people yeah
44:32
Well, cause well, cause for you and me,
44:34
like he took Rudy's championship or away
44:37
or his second,
44:38
like he didn't get his metal until like
44:40
months later or whatnot.
44:42
And just, I remember them saying like,
44:44
did he never warmed up?
44:45
He just went onto the floor with everybody
44:47
else and then just walked everybody.
44:49
The only one he couldn't walk everybody on
44:52
was the, uh,
44:53
when they did the standard because his
44:55
muscle ups were terrible.
44:58
It's it's Jonathan something.
45:04
but he looked like Conan the Barbarian
45:09
like it was ridiculous Hitler did a whole
45:12
expose video on him afterwards that was
45:17
some of the best work Hitler's done just
45:19
showing like hey man you don't go from
45:21
looking like this to looking like this in
45:22
this amount of time without some
45:24
assistance at this age yeah so bad man
45:31
so bad
45:34
You got anything going on this weekend?
45:37
No, not at all.
45:39
As a matter of fact,
45:39
I am doing I didn't sign up for
45:41
them,
45:42
but I'm doing the qualifiers for TFX in
45:45
Minnesota Cokes just to record my scores
45:48
down and kind of compare them to the
45:50
guys that are in my.
45:51
No, not Poplin Ramirez.
45:54
So I'm doing my doing them just kind
45:57
of see where I'm at as far as
45:59
the new age group is concerned for the
46:00
people that are already in there.
46:03
So I'm trying to get all the TFX
46:04
ones done and I'll probably do actually
46:07
I'll probably do the one that they just
46:08
released for fitness to the coast tomorrow
46:10
morning.
46:11
before I coach and then LSU plays Saturday
46:14
night.
46:15
But, no,
46:15
we ain't got this the first weekend in
46:17
a while.
46:18
I don't have anything else going on.
46:20
Fifty, Mark Phillips.
46:22
Fifty.
46:23
I am fifty-fifty-four.
46:25
Fifty-fifty-four as of.
46:28
But they wouldn't let me actually sign up
46:30
because I was willing to give them my
46:33
registration fee just to see my name
46:35
actually on the leaderboard,
46:37
but I'd have to do all the math
46:38
myself.
46:38
Excuse me.
46:42
but because i don't turn fifty until april
46:44
and both of those comps are before then
46:46
then uh they still got me in the
46:48
forty five forty nine but i'm aging up
46:50
to fifty boys and girls meg i wouldn't
46:55
have a problem with that i got a
46:56
coach at seven a.m my time and that's
46:58
usually when y'all like to start that
47:04
there yes jonathan adele there it is adele
47:11
I kept wanting to say Edelman.
47:15
Yep.
47:15
There's a right there on the Clydesdale
47:17
media, YouTube channel,
47:18
a thirty minute video.
47:20
Go check it out.
47:21
So this is right before the Alabama game
47:24
or Alabama games.
47:25
Twenty years.
47:28
Yeah, it is.
47:30
Yeah,
47:30
he was he was a power lifter and
47:31
a soccer player.
47:34
Mm hmm.
47:36
And a steroid user, FYI, we're wondering.
47:41
All three of those things.
47:44
Maybe on Google big but not so much
47:46
on a place that matters.
47:52
Crazy.
47:54
Crazy.
47:55
That was the Oh, Kate Curry.
47:57
We were just talking about your favorite
48:01
subject peds in the master's division,
48:03
Kate.
48:05
she texted us this morning and she just
48:07
she's uh on her road to recovery back
48:09
even though her shoulders to ask some
48:11
impingement or whatnot she's like i hung
48:12
from the board from thirty seconds today
48:14
and i was like holy settle down there
48:17
girl easy just brag miss braggadocious oh
48:20
yeah kate curry i'm a games athlete i
48:22
can hang from the board for thirty seconds
48:24
it's like hey bro easy easy easy can
48:27
i just say that that's thirty seconds
48:28
longer than i hung from a bar today
48:31
It's absolutely more than I did today.
48:35
I coached a grand total of five people
48:37
this morning between the two classes at
48:38
five and six a.m.
48:39
So I got that going for me,
48:42
which is nice.
48:44
But now I have goals.
48:46
So my goal by the end of the
48:48
weekend is to hang from a bar for
48:49
thirty seconds.
48:50
She also said she said I can also
48:52
sometimes do girl pushups.
48:54
I said, all right, Kate, well,
48:58
knock yourself out, baby.
48:59
Did you even get canceled, man?
49:02
Not girl pushups, their knee pushups.
49:04
She said girl pushups.
49:06
Last I checked,
49:07
Kate Curry is in fact a female.
49:10
Not that I've actually checked.
49:12
She's married, I'm married,
49:13
we don't do that kind of stuff,
49:14
but she's a girl.
49:19
Vicky got nineteen and seven-eighths
49:20
unbroken double-unders yesterday.
49:22
How did you do seven-eighths of a
49:24
double-under, Vicky?
49:25
I mean, that's interesting.
49:30
Do you have the whip mark to prove
49:31
it?
49:32
Right?
49:33
Yeah.
49:36
we had double owners this morning in the
49:37
workout and I was like, I was like,
49:39
I was like, I was like,
49:41
I was like, I was like,
49:43
I was like, I was like,
49:46
I was like, I was like,
49:48
I was like, I was like,
49:52
I was like, I was like,
49:53
I was like, I was like,
49:54
I was like, I was like,
49:55
I was like, I was like,
50:05
Um, got anything else, man?
50:09
I'm just trying to,
50:12
I just want a weekend where I don't
50:13
have anything.
50:15
I do.
50:16
I'm pretty excited about the fact that I,
50:18
we don't, it's going to rain.
50:19
This was a rain.
50:21
It was sort of this afternoon.
50:23
I don't know if that's actually going to
50:24
happen at this point.
50:24
It was tomorrow and Sunday.
50:26
So like nothing, nothing.
50:29
I'm pretty excited about that.
50:31
Tomorrow.
50:31
My wife and I are going furniture
50:33
shopping.
50:34
And then if we feel a little bit
50:36
crazy, we might hit the Home Depot,
50:39
maybe some Olive Garden.
50:44
You ought to just go to the Golden
50:46
Corral and hit up the Protein Buffet.
50:49
Come on, man.
50:50
I was quoting Frank the Tank.
50:56
Oh, I understand that,
50:58
but there's no way for it to shopping.
51:04
So here's the deal.
51:05
We bought a brand new sofa and recliner
51:09
after my daughter graduated and moved out
51:13
and our dog had passed away.
51:15
We're like, okay,
51:16
we're finally going to buy some nice
51:18
furniture.
51:18
Right.
51:21
We get it.
51:23
COVID hits.
51:24
My daughter gets sent home from college
51:26
and she's lonely.
51:27
So she gets us a dog.
51:30
Hold up.
51:33
She's lonely.
51:35
So she got y'all the dog.
51:37
So it was supposed to be for her.
51:39
Yeah,
51:40
I imagine it was supposed to take it
51:42
with her.
51:44
But you've heard me talk about Walter.
51:46
I was about to say,
51:47
is that how we got Walter?
51:48
He ain't in Montana.
51:50
Is that how we got Walter?
51:52
That is how we got Walter.
51:54
Corey bought Walter for her,
51:58
and now y'all have a dog.
52:01
It was bought.
52:03
My sister gave her the dog for free.
52:06
Ah, okay.
52:11
I'm sorry.
52:15
Right.
52:16
So,
52:17
so then my daughter thinks the new
52:20
furniture we just got is half trampoline.
52:25
Oh yeah.
52:26
Where you come running in and just dive
52:28
on the furniture.
52:30
Even if like the footrest is already up
52:32
from the recliner,
52:33
you don't put it down when you get
52:35
up or,
52:37
and so we have broken down furniture and
52:41
we've had it for like five years.
52:44
Got it.
52:46
Finally, now my daughter's in Montana.
52:49
I hope and pray that there's no, like,
52:52
send her back self-addressed stamped
52:56
envelope on her to bring her back.
52:59
I love my daughter.
53:01
If she moved back to Ohio,
53:02
I'd be happy,
53:03
but I don't want to move them back
53:04
in my house.
53:05
Don't want you back in my house.
53:06
Sorry.
53:09
And so now we are going to get
53:11
and replacing this furniture with another
53:14
set of new furniture.
53:15
The furniture that she destroyed.
53:16
Got it.
53:16
Ten-four.
53:17
Just checking.
53:18
And the dog has laid on and all
53:21
that stuff.
53:22
Yeah, I would imagine so.
53:25
Sorry, did Birch...
53:28
And just stay out of the Woolworths.
53:32
Oh, brother, we're all down.
53:33
That's where that's from.
53:36
So everybody see Vicky saying what it is,
53:41
is she bought the dog,
53:42
said she was going to take it with
53:43
her when she went to leave or like,
53:45
oh, here's the dog.
53:46
She goes, oh,
53:47
but you guys are so attached to it
53:49
now.
53:50
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
53:54
Are we though?
53:57
You know,
53:57
we'd learn to live without Walter because
53:59
he's your dog.
54:00
You can just go ahead and bring him
54:01
with you to Montana.
54:02
I don't know if you know that or
54:03
not.
54:03
They allow dogs in Montana.
54:09
I think it's the classic case of bait
54:11
and switch.
54:13
It sounds like it.
54:16
And I got duped another time during this
54:19
transaction.
54:20
My sister said, oh,
54:23
this type of dog is really calm and
54:26
they pretty much just lay around.
54:29
Walter is like a six-year-old with six
54:33
pounds of sugar in his system.
54:35
I was going to say,
54:36
I've heard you talk about Walter and he
54:38
does not sound calm.
54:40
No.
54:41
At all.
54:42
No.
54:42
Pretty much the opposite.
54:43
Whatever the opposite of calm is like.
54:46
And by damn, there's no UPS driver,
54:50
prime delivery driver,
54:51
or FedEx driver getting in our house.
54:54
The minute they pull up, it is...
55:01
And he bones up that...
55:03
That little thirty pound dog is all bowed
55:06
up, ready to go.
55:07
I will defend my property.
55:09
There's a person here.
55:09
There's a person here.
55:10
There's a person here.
55:11
There's a person here.
55:11
There's a person here.
55:12
There's a person here.
55:12
They don't belong here.
55:13
They don't belong here.
55:14
They don't belong here.
55:14
Yeah, dude, we get it.
55:15
It's cool.
55:16
They're all right.
55:16
They're just dropping stuff off.
55:17
They're not even coming in the house.
55:18
It's fine.
55:20
He don't care.
55:21
No, not at all.
55:22
I'm sure he does not.
55:23
Defending his property, man.
55:25
Defending his family.
55:26
So now we're going shopping for furniture.
55:29
Maybe hit the Home Depot if things get
55:31
crazy.
55:34
Olive Garden.
55:34
Maybe follow up with some Olive Garden for
55:36
dinner.
55:37
Oh, God.
55:40
I need to watch old school again.
55:41
Why don't you say that?
55:45
I might do that this weekend.
55:46
Maybe I'll do that tonight.
55:48
No,
55:48
I can't watch that tonight because
55:50
Jennifer's going to see some movie from
55:54
some book that she read forty years ago.
55:59
that classic some movie from some book
56:03
that was out forty years ago she said
56:06
that one yeah now I got it she
56:10
said I said what are y'all going to
56:12
see again she said it's a book that
56:16
we had read so like her and some
56:18
of her friends they all read a book
56:20
at the same time right or like one
56:22
of them will read it and the other
56:23
one will read it whatever
56:25
Yes, that's it.
56:26
Verity.
56:27
Whatever that's about.
56:30
Now,
56:30
this is about a woman who's paralyzed,
56:32
right?
56:33
I have absolutely no idea.
56:34
And then there's another woman who is not
56:37
paralyzed,
56:39
but then they have visions of the
56:42
paralyzed woman walking,
56:45
and it looks like there's some sex
56:46
happening.
56:48
I hope you're asking Meg because I have
56:49
absolutely no idea.
56:51
Meg.
56:54
Meg.
56:56
Because my wife said, oh,
56:57
that looks interesting.
56:58
We should go see it.
56:58
And I'm like, it does.
57:00
Right.
57:01
Does it?
57:01
Does it?
57:04
Because I think Penn State's playing
57:05
Northwestern tonight,
57:06
and maybe I'll check that out instead.
57:08
Maybe I'll just check that out instead.
57:11
Anyway, they're going to do that.
57:13
So it's just going to be me and
57:14
Jameson.
57:14
So we're probably going to end up watching
57:16
something ridiculous, which is way better.
57:20
Yeah, Birch, I was out on that.
57:24
I have absolutely no idea what it's about.
57:25
Jennifer said,
57:26
I read it a long time ago and
57:28
I was like, oh, okay, cool.
57:29
What's it about?
57:30
She's like, I'm not really sure.
57:31
I don't really remember.
57:32
Does Meg not listen to the show?
57:35
Clearly not.
57:37
Clearly not.
57:39
Unless it's an audio book and even then
57:41
Scott's got problems.
57:43
Unless it's an audio book about Sylvester
57:44
Stallone or one of my friends have written
57:48
it and asked me to check it out
57:51
and give them input, I'm not reading it.
57:56
Yeah.
57:57
Anyway,
57:58
Jennifer's going to watch that tonight
57:59
with her friends.
58:01
Just chat GPT.
58:02
You'll be fine.
58:04
I know we need to go,
58:05
but we got the new Alexa Plus.
58:11
The one that Pete Davidson advertises for
58:13
where he wants to change his name and
58:14
they have this conversation.
58:16
He goes, maybe I can go to PP.
58:18
And she goes,
58:18
you really want to be known as PP?
58:21
And they go back and forth.
58:22
I may have seen it.
58:23
There's another,
58:24
is there another ad with like a really
58:26
old lady that's talking to it?
58:27
I don't know.
58:29
I don't know.
58:30
I saw something for that.
58:31
Anyway,
58:32
I asked it about lioness yesterday and she
58:35
wanted to have a full on conversation with
58:37
me.
58:39
It creeped me the hell out.
58:41
Yeah, I'm not talking to a machine, dog.
58:43
I'm good.
58:44
She came back with like, oh,
58:46
are you watching Lioness?
58:46
And I was like, yeah.
58:48
She goes,
58:49
what was your favorite plot twist?
58:51
Uh-uh.
58:55
I kid you not, dude.
58:56
No, I believe you,
58:57
but I'm not doing that.
58:59
It was like all the futuristic movies we
59:03
saw as kids.
59:05
That is creepy AF.
59:07
I am not doing that.
59:11
And I told her, I fell for it.
59:13
I told her what my favorite plot twist
59:15
was.
59:16
And then she had another follow-up
59:17
question.
59:18
I was like, all right.
59:21
My wife is going to think I'm cheating
59:22
on her with a machine.
59:24
Right.
59:24
I don't need AI knowing any more about
59:27
me than it already does by me interacting
59:29
with it.
59:32
I am perfectly fine without any of that.
59:34
No, thank you.
59:36
I'd rather go on Amanda's a hundred mile
59:38
bike ride tomorrow than have a
59:39
conversation with fricking AI about
59:41
anything.
59:44
I don't like the fact that when I
59:45
Google stuff,
59:46
now I get an AI response immediately.
59:51
Would you like to know more?
59:52
No,
59:53
I just wanted you to give me some
59:54
search results.
59:54
I didn't want to have this summarization
59:57
that you just gave me.
59:58
I don't need a summary.
59:59
I need the thing that I'm actually looking
1:00:00
for.
1:00:01
Well, I wanted to stop the conversation.
1:00:03
I actually made up an excuse.
1:00:07
I got to go, Alexa.
1:00:08
I got an appointment.
1:00:11
She said, okay, well,
1:00:13
maybe we can have this conversation later.
1:00:14
Good luck at your appointment.
1:00:20
Oh, Terry, do you have a...
1:00:22
Terry said her car's been talking way too
1:00:24
much to me.
1:00:24
Creepy.
1:00:25
Do you have a Tesla?
1:00:28
Because they just installed AI you can
1:00:32
talk to in a Tesla.
1:00:36
I know that because my wife has one.
1:00:39
i said hold up what she's like yeah
1:00:43
it's got whatever it's like my daughter
1:00:45
was having a full-on conversation with it
1:00:46
on the way to somewhere the other day
1:00:48
and i say it's like i said no
1:00:50
like no no you're not talking to the
1:00:53
car this is not night rider but why
1:00:55
the hell did i feel like i needed
1:00:56
to make an excuse to hang up on
1:00:58
a leg that's what i'm getting at you
1:00:59
understand like that's why you don't need
1:01:01
to start talking to him in the first
1:01:02
place like you ain't got if you lying
1:01:04
to your eye area
1:01:06
About why I got to go.
1:01:08
Like, yeah, I got a meeting.
1:01:11
Because then at some point it's going to
1:01:12
go, I have your entire schedule.
1:01:15
You don't have a meeting.
1:01:18
Right?
1:01:18
You've seen two thousand and one of Space
1:01:20
Odyssey.
1:01:22
I'm getting a phone call.
1:01:26
I gots to go.
1:01:27
No, you're not, Scott.
1:01:30
You understand?
1:01:30
But I can't do that, Dave.
1:01:33
Open the airlock.
1:01:35
I can't do that, Dave.
1:01:36
No, dude.
1:01:37
I've seen between that and The Matrix and
1:01:41
Terminator and all of that shit.
1:01:43
I know how this ends.
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No, I'm not talking to it.
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All right, man.
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On that note, we out of here.
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Have a great weekend, everybody.
1:01:51
See you Sunday night for Sunday Night
1:01:53
CrossFit Talk.
1:01:53
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
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room to jazz me up.
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I'm already jazzy.
1:02:09
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
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saddle.
1:02:11
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
1:02:12
saddle.
1:02:13
Talking to reps,
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real life strength in the battle.
1:02:17
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time we press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
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heat.
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CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, shoot it,
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now you're part of the family.