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Set 2: In One Shoulder and Out the Other · Stugotz and Company

• 0:21
  Speaker 1: It is a Think About It Thursday here.
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  Speaker 2: I want to get to two things before we get
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: to the Think About It Thursday. Taylor has a comment
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: or a question from someone on Twitter.
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: What is the question on Twitter, Taylor?
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  Speaker 3: So, Stu, yesterday, if you remember, I said I've officially
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: reached the point of the week where I've convinced myself
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  Speaker 3: that UNC is going to beat TCU on Saturday, even
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: though they're a 7.5-point underdog. There's a ton of red
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: flags around this Carolina team and Bill Belichick. But that's
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  Speaker 3: part of being a fan, being a little bit irrational
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  Speaker 3: before your team kicks off.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: And a listener tweeted out, would UNC to the college
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  Speaker 3: football playoff be the biggest achievement in Bill Belichick's career?
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  Speaker 2: Wow, he needs it. I mean, he really does. Can
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  Speaker 2: he stop embarrassing himself? I mean, stop staining what has
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: been a Hall of Fame career. Honestly, like take it seriously.
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  Speaker 2: You took on the job as the North Carolina head coach.
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  Speaker 2: Take it seriously for crying out loud. He's coaching himself
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  Speaker 2: out of the Hall of Fame. If he gets to
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: the playoff, it sounds ridiculous considering the man has won
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  Speaker 2: six Super Bowls.
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  Speaker 3: With Tom Brady, asterisk.
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  Speaker 2: He won two as a defensive coordinator without Brady. One
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  Speaker 2: with Sims and one with Jeff Hostetler, I believe.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's something about Tom Brady going to Tampa
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  Speaker 3: and immediately winning a Super Bowl with the Bucs that
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  Speaker 3: feels like.
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  Speaker 1: It hurt him.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to say it invalidated Belichick's Super Bowls,
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  Speaker 3: but it did put a little bit of a question
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  Speaker 3: mark on who deserves the most credit, Brady or Belichick,
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  Speaker 3: where the scales started tilting heavily towards Brady. And I
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  Speaker 3: think North Carolina... making the college football playoff in the
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: year 2026 after a season where they won less than
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  Speaker 3: half their games.
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  Speaker 1: Right, and a very difficult schedule this year. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I think this would be the top thing on his resume.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 1: He would lead with this? Mikey, do you agree? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he's got six Super Bowls.
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  Speaker 5: He does have six Super Bowls, but, I mean, all
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  Speaker 5: of those can be attributed to something else. If he
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  Speaker 5: takes North Carolina to the playoff with this team in
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  Speaker 5: this landscape, then.
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  Speaker 4: It's all him.
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  Speaker 3: Mikey, making the argument right here, going into every Belichick
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  Speaker 3: season where the Patriots won a Super Bowl, the conversations
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  Speaker 3: where the Patriots should probably either win the Super Bowl
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  Speaker 3: or be in contention for the Super Bowl, nobody is
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  Speaker 3: saying that.
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  Speaker 4: Except for the first one.
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  Speaker 3: Except for the first one. Yep. Nobody is saying anything
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  Speaker 3: about this North Carolina team being even, not a playoff contender,
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  Speaker 3: just being worth a damn.
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 3: If somehow they make a Cignetti-type leap into playoff conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I think this is top of his resume.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, man, this is so tough. Who's a better coach?
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  Speaker 2: Who do you guys think people would say is the
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  Speaker 2: better coach right now?
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  Speaker 1: In fact, put it on the poll, Taylor. Belichick or Cignetti?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it's... I think that's coming back 80%
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  Speaker 3: Cignetti at this point.
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  Speaker 2: So you have Belichick making the playoffs and then somehow
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  Speaker 2: handing his resume out to NFL teams.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why we're doing a resume. But career achievement.
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  Speaker 2: He is leading with May the 2026 college football playoff.
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  Speaker 3: Remember how Ole Miss made the playoffs last year and
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  Speaker 3: Lane Kiffin left them for LSU while they were still
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  Speaker 3: in the playoffs.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: If North Carolina made the playoffs, Bill Belichick would be
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  Speaker 3: an NFL head coach before North Carolina even had a
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  Speaker 3: chance to play in that playoff game. Belichick is leaving
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  Speaker 3: for the NFL the second. And if you're North Carolina,
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  Speaker 3: I think that's something you take at this point.
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  Speaker 1: Belichick back to the NFL.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if Belichick makes it back to the NFL, that
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  Speaker 3: means this season for North Carolina was such a smashing
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  Speaker 3: success that he had the opportunity to go back to
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  Speaker 3: the NFL. Like, If Carolina goes 4-8, nobody's giving Belichick
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  Speaker 3: a call for the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: What does Belichick have to go to get a sniff
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  Speaker 2: in the NFL?
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  Speaker 1: Again, I can't believe we're having this discussion. The man
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  Speaker 1: won six Super Bowls.
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  Speaker 2: He is generally regarded as the greatest coach in team
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  Speaker 2: sports in the history of sports.
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  Speaker 1: And we're having this conversation, but how many wins? Eight wins.
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  Speaker 1: Does he get an interview?
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  Speaker 3: Eight wins might get an interview, but I don't think
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  Speaker 3: it gets you the job.
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  Speaker 1: How about nine?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's double digits.
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  Speaker 1: 10 and a playoff berth?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a playoff berth, and you have to
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  Speaker 3: promise Lombardi's not coming with you.
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  Speaker 1: Hey.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think that's the person they have to promise
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  Speaker 4: isn't coming with them.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they're a package deal at this point. Jordan Hudson
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  Speaker 3: and Lombardi.
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  Speaker 5: I understand, which is why I don't think there's a
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  Speaker 5: number of wins that's going to get that.
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  Speaker 3: Me and my UNC group chats would play, one's got
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  Speaker 3: to go, Jordan Hudson, Lombardi. We got one out.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, the Big 12 has joined the SEC
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  Speaker 2: and the– and the Big Ten in terms of blocking
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  Speaker 2: professional athletes from coming back to college.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so tired of this. I'm tired of the courts.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired of judges. I'm tired of talking about this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: When the games start, I'm going to root for whoever's
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  Speaker 2: wearing that goddamn uniform and whoever I bet on. I
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  Speaker 2: don't care if the Hawaii Rainbows are all 37 years old.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm going to enjoy them just the same.
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  Speaker 1: Enough already. And they're all a bunch of phonies.
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  Speaker 4: All of them.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone involved. Commissioners. Conferences.
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  Speaker 2: NCAA, the court system, the judges, you're all a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of phonies.
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  Speaker 1: How about that? Anyway. Man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Boise State's going to be a juggernaut when they
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  Speaker 4: take all those players.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, some rogue school. Some rogue school.
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  Speaker 4: It's just going to be like, we don't care. Come
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  Speaker 4: on down.
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  Speaker 1: You want to come back to school?
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  Speaker 3: The Sunbelt's motto should be, we'll take them.
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  Speaker 4: We'll take them.
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  Speaker 1: Put it on the poll.
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  Speaker 2: Should the Sunbelts motto be, we'll take them?
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  Speaker 1: Or the Mac? I'm telling you, Army's got a chance. Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 1: Are you guys upset about the Pro Bowl? You heard
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  Speaker 1: the news here? I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. I'm upset.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Me and Mikey have never been more
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  Speaker 3: not aligned on every topic.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Mikey cares about this stuff. He cares
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  Speaker 2: about a ticker. He cares about the Pro Bowl. He
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  Speaker 2: cares about football.
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  Speaker 1: He is football. He cares about this stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I'm NFL like your college, Taylor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what you care.
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  Speaker 3: About is NFL from 2007 and you're clutching your pearls
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  Speaker 3: being like, we can't change football from 2007. It feels
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  Speaker 3: like we've spent the last decade mourning the death of
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  Speaker 3: a Pro Bowl and All-Star games. And now that the
• 7:01
  Speaker 3: Pro Bowl is finally gone, it's almost like, wait, why
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  Speaker 3: haven't we been doing this this entire time instead of
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  Speaker 3: complaining about how do we fix this game when it's
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  Speaker 3: very clear that We can't fix this game. This game
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  Speaker 3: hasn't felt like a real game in some years. Now
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  Speaker 3: when you're getting rid of it, it just brushes right off,
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  Speaker 3: goes in one ear, out the other. I couldn't remember
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  Speaker 3: what phrase I wanted to say. Brush it off my shoulder.
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  Speaker 3: Mikey has gotten me so angry today. Did you just
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  Speaker 3: brush it off your ear?
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  Speaker 4: No, you come on!
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  Speaker 3: Brushed it off my ear.
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  Speaker 1: What were you trying to say?
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  Speaker 3: Went in one shoulder and out the other shoulder.
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  Speaker 6: Please keep botching well-known phrases. It's a game of feet.
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  Speaker 4: The answer is right on the tip of my chin.
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  Speaker 4: There it is.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever argument Mikey's going to make here, it's going to
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  Speaker 3: fall on a brick wall.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you so upset?
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  Speaker 2: He just, it's just one of those things he likes to,
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't pay attention to it.
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  Speaker 7: I have not, I have not watched a pro bowl games,
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  Speaker 7: a pro bowl game. It probably in my life, I
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  Speaker 7: might've watched one 20 years.
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  Speaker 1: Ago, but I like to know it's there, right? It's
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  Speaker 1: just ancillary stuff, man.
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  Speaker 4: I just like to know it's there. Like, hey, how
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  Speaker 4: many Jets made it? Oh, cool.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to argue with you.
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  Speaker 4: I hope Quinton Williams does well in the tug of war. Right. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: he didn't? I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: But I like to know it's there. Correct.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, listen, you're not going to miss it, and
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  Speaker 2: you're entitled to not missing it.
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  Speaker 1: He's entitled to missing it. How about that?
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  Speaker 3: The Pro Bowl died the second Tyler Huntley made it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll put it on the poll. Did the Pro Bowl
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  Speaker 1: die the second Tyler Huntley made it?
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  Speaker 5: Stu, you'll appreciate this going back to the Jets stuff.
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  Speaker 5: I had a bet with my brother for $ 200 that
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  Speaker 5: as soon as Zach Wilson got drafted by the Jets
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  Speaker 5: that he wouldn't make a Pro Bowl within his first
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  Speaker 5: NFL contract.
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  Speaker 4: My brother swore he would. Tyler Huntley made the Pro
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  Speaker 4: Bowl and Zach.
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  Speaker 6: Wilson did not.
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  Speaker 1: Zach Wilson's a saint, by the way.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: He is.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: He is.
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  Speaker 4: Third string to our boy Tyler?
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  Speaker 1: I think he's back up.
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  Speaker 3: Now that the Pro Bowl is going away, can we
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  Speaker 3: agree on what the greatest Pro Bowl moment of all
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  Speaker 3: time is? Because I think the answer, if this was
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  Speaker 3: a Mount Rushmore Monday and we were doing a draft,
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  Speaker 3: there's a clear 1-1. It's Sean Taylor obliterating that punt.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. All the years. He's still reeling from that one.
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  Speaker 2: The ticker kicker. In one shoulder and out the other.
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  Speaker 2: One of the greatest lines ever delivered. I kind of
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: don't care about the Pro Bowl. I just wanted to
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  Speaker 2: see you two argue about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's there, it's there. If it's not there, it's not there.
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  Speaker 1: I'll miss the ticker.
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  Speaker 4: I'll miss the ticker more than I'm going to miss
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  Speaker 4: the Pro Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: I'd miss the ticker.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to miss the ticker more than I would
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  Speaker 2: miss most things in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously.
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  Speaker 2: Taylor's so confused about the ticker and our need for
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: a ticker when you have a phone.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to use my phone on the weekends, man. Yeah, Mike.
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  Speaker 5: We are one week away from the start of the
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  Speaker 5: NFL season. In 21 weeks, will we say, what? There's
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  Speaker 5: no Pro Bowl?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to totally forget there's no game.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: You remember how many years I wanted me, you, and Billy?
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, forget about Super Bowl week. Pro
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: Bowl week is a much better week because the media
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: is not there. It's just you and the guys, you know?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a who's who. Radio Row at the Pro Bowl
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  Speaker 2: is fantastic. We never did it, but it would have
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  Speaker 2: been great. Now we'll never have the chance to do it.
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  Speaker 1: How about that? It's upsetting.
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  Speaker 5: I ran into Doug Flutie at Disney when the Pro
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  Speaker 5: Bowl was in Orlando. I asked him if he was
• 11:17
  Speaker 5: related to Doug Flutie. He said no and left.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: Flutie made a Pro Bowl?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's why there's no longer a Pro Bowl.
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  Speaker 3: Shador Sanders.
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  Speaker 1: What, he made it last year?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it needs that. Let's get to think about it Thursday.
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: You know that segment, Talk About It Tuesday, on Hockman, Crowder,
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: and Solero?
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  Speaker 4: This is like that, but bigger. Bigger. And better. And
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: 48 hours later, this is Think About It Thursday.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: Taylor's attempt to counter-program a local show down here in Miami. Hockman, Crowder, Solero.
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  Speaker 2: You're telling me Shador Sanders made a pro bowl. Todd
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: Munkin walks in, he strolls in, and he starts Deshaun
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  Speaker 2: Watson over a pro bowler?
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Hmm.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly the problem with the pro. Well, now that
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  Speaker 3: they're honoring the players still, you wouldn't get situations where
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: Shador Sanders becomes a pro bowler because all the big
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: names start opting out. So they're still going to be
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: pro bowlers, and you never get to your eighth quarterback
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: that you need to kind of fill out the roster.
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  Speaker 1: Got it. All right, what is this week's Think About
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: It Thursday?
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  Speaker 3: Big one this week. One utensil for the rest of
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  Speaker 3: your life.
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  Speaker 2: Spoon?
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  Speaker 3: Fork or knife, which one would you choose? I saw
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  Speaker 3: this on Instagram. The Miami guys, the Tranquilo Sports guys,
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  Speaker 3: they were the ones who asked this question. So one
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  Speaker 3: utensil for the rest of your life, what are you picking?
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  Speaker 4: It's a clear answer for me.
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  Speaker 1: Really? Well, I'm going to... There's pros.
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  Speaker 3: And cons for everyone.
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  Speaker 4: Of course there is. Only one can do what the
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  Speaker 4: other two can in some capacity.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the fork you can cut and you can eat, right?
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  Speaker 1: You can't eat soup. You can't eat soup. Right. But
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  Speaker 1: you can drink soup straight out of the bowl.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh, good point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: If you couldn't drink soup with a spoon, is that
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  Speaker 3: really the worst thing in the world? This is kind
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: of like the bottom line ticker.
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  Speaker 4: You don't like soup?
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  Speaker 3: I like soup. I wouldn't go to bat for soup
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  Speaker 3: saying I need a spoon.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to go the rest of
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: my life without having a bowl of soup. I love soup.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you could.
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  Speaker 4: How about ice cream? How about a bowl of ice cream?
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  Speaker 1: I could eat ice cream with a fork, though. With
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  Speaker 1: a fork, yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Mikey, what is your answer? Is your answer spoon?
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  Speaker 4: My answer is spoon.
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  Speaker 3: That's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: Brian, I mean, you guys haven't agreed on a single
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: thing today, and I love it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, really.
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  Speaker 3: How are you eating steak?
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  Speaker 4: How are you eating it with just a fork?
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  Speaker 3: You just stab it, and you just eat it.
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  Speaker 4: You can't stab with a spoon?
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  Speaker 1: Not really.
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  Speaker 4: You'd spear it as opposed to four-prong it.
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  Speaker 1: You can't really stab something with a spoon.
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  Speaker 3: You can't stab something with a spoon.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I can stab with a spoon. Oh, I can
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  Speaker 4: stab with a spoon.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if you were actually trying to stab someone, right,
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: commit a crime, I mean, the weapon you.
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  Speaker 1: Would last choose is a spoon because it's not going to. Probably. Yeah, probably.
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  Speaker 5: But that's not high on my priority list.
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  Speaker 4: What I'm thinking of utensil is what I could use
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  Speaker 4: to murder somebody.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I understand that, but, I mean, it just doesn't
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  Speaker 2: cut through.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Like you would walk into someone's house with a spoon
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  Speaker 2: in your hand and they would laugh at you.
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  Speaker 3: I think spoon is maybe the worst answer here. For me,
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: I think the clear answer is fork.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, why knife? Let's do it that way.
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  Speaker 4: What are you eating with a knife?
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  Speaker 1: You're not.
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  Speaker 2: Knife is for cutting, but you can cut with a fork.
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  Speaker 2: A spoon is for soup and maybe ice cream.
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  Speaker 1: And that's it.
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  Speaker 3: So I think the thought process with knife is... Say
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: you have a steak in front of you. You could
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: put your hand on the steak, cut the steak into
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  Speaker 3: small pieces, and then you're just picking it up or
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: you're stabbing it with said knife. And then with knife,
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  Speaker 3: you could.
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  Speaker 4: Also- You're eating a lot of steak. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And chicken, you need a knife to cut chicken. And
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  Speaker 3: also with knife, you also have access to butter and
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: those kinds of sauces.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. What sauce are you pouring on with a knife?
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  Speaker 4: How are you scooping any sauce?
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  Speaker 3: How are you spreading it with a spoon?
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  Speaker 1: The back of the spoon. Yeah, you can spread with
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: a spoon.
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  Speaker 4: The back of the spoon spreads butter than any knife.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: You can spread with a spoon. There's no question about it.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: All right, Mikey, here's a situation for you. This is
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: a great question. Here's a question for you, Mr.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Spoon.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: I put a bowl of pasta in front of you.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Good luck.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. When you order pasta... at a restaurant,
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: they give you a fork and a knife? No, they
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: give you a fork and a what?
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: They give you a fork and a spoon, but the
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: spoon is the secondary character in that, where if I
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: take my fork and I push the pasta up against
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: the bowl, the bowl then becomes the spoon. The fork
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: is doing 95% of the work there.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, so the knife is good then?
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: I didn't say I would choose the knife.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: He doesn't want the knife. You want the fork.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: How about orchete? How about pastina? How about rice? I'm
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: eating all of those just fine with a spoon.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I think what me and Taylor are trying to say
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: is of the three, the one that's a five-tool utensil
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: is a fork.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: You can do it all.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: It's the PCA of utensils.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: You need it to eat, it's there for you. You
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: need it to cut, it's there for you. You want
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: some ice cream, it's there for you.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: You can do it all.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: If you gave me a fork and a cereal like
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Reese's Puffs, it's not going to
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: be the easiest thing with a fork, but it could
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: at least get the job done enough to then get
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: you to your next meal.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Might have to use a hand to hold it down
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: a little bit, but you'll get it. You'll get through
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: the bowl of cereal.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Again, I say there's nothing you can do with a
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: fork that I can't do with a spoon.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: I just don't believe that.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: I'll send you a video.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Put a salad in front of you. What are you doing?
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Spoon. It'd be hard, but I could scoop.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I could tell you what I'm doing.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Probably want it chopped.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not eating it. Where's the fucking steak?
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: I don't eat too many salads.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: And I'll eat steak with my hands.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: I don't care.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: I'm still flabbergasted that Mikey is.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Be a man.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: I'm flabbergasted that Mikey was talking about a spoon like
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: a caveman going out with a spear, like he was
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: going to be able to stab things with it.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: I will go get a spoon and a steak right
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: now and stab it.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Mikey, I will make a bet with you. But this
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: has to be honor system because there's no way to
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: actually enforce this. You can only use a spoon. I
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: can only use a fork. Whoever gives up first is
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: the loser.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Can we do this? Sure. So a bowl of pasta?
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: A bowl of pasta. I can only use a fork.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: And Mikey can only use a spoon.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: But again, this is- Make sure you get a soup.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Make sure you get a soup. Make sure you get
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: a bowl of ice cream.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I could adjust the foods I'm eating if I'm
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: choosing a fork.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: So can I.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: And then we'll see who gives in first. Who uses
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: the other utensil first?
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Okay. You got it.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I can't wait till we do this. I'm going to
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: be waiting forever because we're never going to do it.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: It's almost fall in the Northeast, man. It's soup season.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: I'm ready. Let's go.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: It's 110 degrees out today.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: I think I could live without utensils.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: All of them?
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: If push came to shove... I think I could do
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: away with utensils. Like, if my options were, like, use
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: utensils or get, like, a million dollars, I would choose
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: the million dollars.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I'm upset that you got when push comes to shove right.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: When push comes to trip.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: First thing he's gotten right.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You got a good head on your chest.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: When the rubber meets the shove.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Well, it's when the rubber meets the road, right?
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: So it would have to be when the rubber meets the.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know, boulevard?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Ceiling.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Ceiling.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Spoon's a terrible choice.