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51: Man Calls Police Over Sandwich Order | #isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: What up? Y'all?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to I Saw this on the Internet, a random
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  Speaker 2: podcast with collection and comedian friends and I today's guest
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  Speaker 2: Patrick Cloud Lulu Gonzales to hear more. I'm Kevi on stage.
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  Speaker 2: You can submit doing that. You can submit, you don't have.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have an interpreting for my people. I just
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  Speaker 3: finished what you're saying the bottom.
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  Speaker 2: The way the show traditionally works is you guys submit
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  Speaker 2: stories to internet. Kemel stage that our own.
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  Speaker 3: I'm interpreting my niggas.
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  Speaker 2: Watch did you see that video? That sign lady who
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  Speaker 2: was not doing.
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  Speaker 3: God was doing the biggest gestures.
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  Speaker 2: It's like you never seen a sign language person because
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  Speaker 2: they don't. They don't they be right here. For the
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  Speaker 2: most part she was doing praise. But the craziest thing
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  Speaker 2: is it was a volunteer position, Like she didn't even
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  Speaker 2: get paid.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you doing that?
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  Speaker 3: I would do that.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I don't know that this one. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: how it's happened more than one.
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  Speaker 3: The person at how her though, it was like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I read this.
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  Speaker 1: Lady was just like, hey, I noticed y'all don't have this.
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  Speaker 1: I do this? Do you mind? They're like, oh snap,
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  Speaker 1: She just started.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, hey, let's.
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  Speaker 5: You know, let's see what you got, show what your
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  Speaker 5: best side.
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  Speaker 3: So her interviewer didn't know sign language either. She was
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  Speaker 3: just like and they're like, it's good. Let's good to me. Now,
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  Speaker 3: let's good.
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  Speaker 4: Do the thing over there, go on the corner.
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  Speaker 3: The sounds good. I'm going on in two minutes. I
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  Speaker 3: can't even double check this because how do you just
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  Speaker 3: say okay, so there's a dead person watching, like.
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  Speaker 2: Different dialects, today's first story.
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  Speaker 4: How you say first, like, there'll be others.
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  Speaker 1: There's gonna be others. We're gonna get through three one day.
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  Speaker 6: No way, this is uh what's the sign language? That
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  Speaker 6: told on her?
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  Speaker 4: Though?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody watching right?
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  Speaker 3: But where they like she went there was a shootout
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  Speaker 3: bank sounds like.
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  Speaker 1: Period.
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  Speaker 4: Man three words sounds like.
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  Speaker 3: As oh my.
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  Speaker 2: Gosh, all right, this story is actually funny. Man calls
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  Speaker 2: nine to one one over sandwich, order that.
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  Speaker 3: All this. I know this one.
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  Speaker 7: Of course you do you want to text to make
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  Speaker 7: sure he takes it out, like the third, third episode
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  Speaker 7: to here was one.
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  Speaker 1: You can I'll text him text textings? Though, what episode
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  Speaker 1: is this? The third?
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  Speaker 3: Last?
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  Speaker 2: Fourth, fourth episode? Say Greg, watch for real joo because
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  Speaker 2: usually only watches the beginning. He's gonna be all my
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  Speaker 2: bad man off from Erleta and then it's gonna be killed. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: now this story happened twenty twelve. Somebody said, I thought
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  Speaker 2: this just happened though this article from twenty twelve. Connecticut
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  Speaker 2: man knows how he likes his sandwiches. So there's a
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  Speaker 2: nine one one dispatcher who took his call on Wednesday
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  Speaker 2: afternoon complaining about how it was made.
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  Speaker 1: Quote.
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  Speaker 2: I specifically asked for a little turkey, a little ham,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of sheets, and a lot of mayonnaise, and
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  Speaker 2: they are giving me a hard time.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if you can.
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  Speaker 2: Stop by and ingest uh, hold on, you can listen
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  Speaker 2: to the full call. Hell, yes, the page can't be found.
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  Speaker 2: See that's what happens with these old stories.
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  Speaker 3: Feds took it down. Get that sandwich order off the internet.
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  Speaker 4: The subway took it down.
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  Speaker 3: Bad promo. It wasn't even a difficult sandwich. Nigga said turkey,
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  Speaker 3: lettuce and some male. Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 4: At that point, just make your own sandwich.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, more sandwich. What they do they give him too much?
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  Speaker 4: You couldn't take it off.
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  Speaker 6: He's probably difficult in every other area of life.
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  Speaker 2: So he apparently said, you're called The dispatcher said, you're
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  Speaker 2: called nine one one because you don't like the way
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  Speaker 2: your sandwich is made. The dispatcher asked, the guy said exactly,
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  Speaker 2: He's like, this is a crime. Dispatcher said, so, then
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  Speaker 2: don't buy it. And the guy's like, no, I want
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  Speaker 2: you to solve this the right way. You got first
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  Speaker 2: forty and they are playing games with me. So I
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  Speaker 2: just wonder if you could just come by. I just
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  Speaker 2: want to resolve. I want to come back and get
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  Speaker 2: the regular sundwich.
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  Speaker 1: And I asked for.
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  Speaker 3: So mad that you're just like I said, life, you
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  Speaker 3: know what, like I'm calling the authorities. Just ask me
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  Speaker 3: how you want it. You got games with me, now
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  Speaker 3: you need to be on the streets.
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  Speaker 7: Takes this food very seriously, I said, he takes this
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  Speaker 7: food very seriously.
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  Speaker 1: You call the police. Count there.
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  Speaker 7: You can't be that hungry. If you call, you got
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  Speaker 7: time to make a whole police report.
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  Speaker 3: Did he eat it.
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  Speaker 1: Though he left? Didn't? This is at the restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: Did the place come No?
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  Speaker 1: The guy.
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  Speaker 2: The dispatcher was like, bro, if you don't like the soundwich,
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  Speaker 2: just don't buy it. He was like, nah, man, you're
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  Speaker 2: not understanding me. I want it done right that it
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  Speaker 2: was in Connecticut?
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  Speaker 1: What did he want? What?
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  Speaker 3: What to be done with?
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  Speaker 1: Shot?
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  Speaker 3: Did you want them arrested? I'm doing two years for
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  Speaker 3: little mao, little male.
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  Speaker 8: Not enough, bust, I'm doing a bid.
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  Speaker 3: What you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in here for a bl next oneiga? Who killed
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: six people? What to do? Murder?
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: What did you do?
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  Speaker 1: Light mail?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I'm going to be here like man,
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  Speaker 3: I'm a condiment concealed.
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  Speaker 2: One time I got yeoed at when I worked at Burging.
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  Speaker 2: I was at the catchers and the lady said.
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  Speaker 3: Like, stop eating the fry. You're not on lunch, caving.
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  Speaker 5: The crown off and stop eating the whoppers the crown
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  Speaker 5: on for the customers.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I like it.
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  Speaker 5: That's specialiss, not your personal fork cleaning it down.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm the burger kid. Stop saying that, Kevin, and
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  Speaker 3: we're gonna fire you.
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  Speaker 9: But I'm only thes have it that way.
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  Speaker 3: Was not to take a fresh for anything, and I
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  Speaker 3: was right.
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: I was right at the part of the story, and
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  Speaker 1: that took like a half a brother.
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  Speaker 5: He was like, you can't stop livings.
• 6:39
  Speaker 3: Don't have any more. Fris Cam's not it.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't eat them allowed the other people were customers.
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  Speaker 3: But the king needs his music. You're not the burger king.
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  Speaker 3: You're not even a manager. Why is it a wopper
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  Speaker 3: not a wop him? But I'm royalty the.
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  Speaker 4: Crowd of.
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  Speaker 10: Telling you you gotta crowd out.
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  Speaker 3: They're not uniform, the crowd, the crowd.
• 7:17
  Speaker 11: Put your pants back on, take the crowd off, and
• 7:20
  Speaker 11: stop talking to the whoppers.
• 7:22
  Speaker 3: That is your apron, not a king. But this is
• 7:24
  Speaker 3: hard apron. These are my nights of thanks for having
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  Speaker 3: that as we have chicken frying job stick.
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  Speaker 7: Down, you know called the from you know what's here
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  Speaker 7: to fit in one crowd, he's using time.
• 7:44
  Speaker 4: You know they connect and connected. This one will fit me.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's called a super crowd. You did that before.
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  Speaker 3: Change when I said the crown.
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: First of all, one size fit all hand, things are
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  Speaker 2: not true for most from my head.
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  Speaker 6: You really they really attached them get attached to each other.
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  Speaker 1: Just at.
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  Speaker 3: It looked like boo. I don't think it's supposed to fit.
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  Speaker 2: Like one thousand percent, connect with two grounds to make
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  Speaker 2: more than that fit.
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  Speaker 1: Change like this is crazy because this is not was like.
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  Speaker 3: Give me yours.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna make this work. You can probably sue them
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  Speaker 6: for that. One size fits off, one size fits most.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: One of the funniest ross me jokes I ever heard.
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: Gregson had a construction work would make your halo.
• 8:46
  Speaker 12: Got tired of construction company, Let's start making it early.
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, day, that is funny.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So what I got yelled at is because the lady
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: said X the onions. She said extra onions.
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  Speaker 3: SOX the onions sounds weird. That's what no onions. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying when she.
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  Speaker 1: That burger, now, she was like, Asian lady, military onions. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's a weird way to ask for.
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  Speaker 3: Military.
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  Speaker 1: She said, extra onions. Bro, she was living.
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  Speaker 3: She was yelling in the lobby. I said extra. I said, actually,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not, bro, We're gonna We're gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: But she was losing it.
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  Speaker 2: People were looking at her, looking at me and stuff,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, this is nobody's ever said xd
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  Speaker 2: like that, you know, like it was just it was
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  Speaker 2: a bad day.
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  Speaker 13: So she just had onions and didn't want them.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, she didn't want.
• 9:42
  Speaker 14: To she wanted extra you thought, she said, I thought
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  Speaker 14: she said X the onions, she said extra, So she
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  Speaker 14: got one with no onions and bit into it and
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  Speaker 14: lost her mind.
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  Speaker 4: She was ag.
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  Speaker 3: I was like the love onions, like onions.
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  Speaker 1: She was she she was so mad at me.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, it's crazy and I was going crazy.
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  Speaker 6: I could see you, like being allergic to onions and
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  Speaker 6: you're like, oh, I just ate some.
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  Speaker 3: But to be mad because your bite didn't have onion
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  Speaker 3: in it.
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  Speaker 5: That wasn't the perfect bite.
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  Speaker 15: What am I going to do now with all the onions?
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy?
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: Crazy?
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  Speaker 8: I thought you told me to eat a whopper back here,
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  Speaker 8: you said extra onions. I thought you told me to
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  Speaker 8: clock out and eat my own meal.
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  Speaker 4: I just think every time somebody put up.
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: You're just standing on a bar.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: I thought you said chicken knut.
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  Speaker 16: She said the clock out and go to Chick fil
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  Speaker 16: A for twenty minutes during my shift and then come
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  Speaker 16: back and eat it.
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: But you said extra onions. It's my fault. Won't you
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: listen to the sleepy sleeping work here? Yeah?
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: I thought you.
• 11:07
  Speaker 17: Why did she do it in a drips hey?
• 11:10
  Speaker 10: Work came out to go, hey, go take a break,
• 11:15
  Speaker 10: go to chick fil a, and uh it's off base, right, yeah,
• 11:18
  Speaker 10: off base.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: And you told me to not clock off and go
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  Speaker 3: home for two days and then come back with.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: I was going back to I thought you you said, Extra.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: Said, I thought you said, put a chicken sandwich in
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: between a whopper with cheese.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: Crazy still here to see what that does.
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  Speaker 3: Two days ago, Extra, you said you wanted some napkins.
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  Speaker 3: I am not good at this.
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  Speaker 4: Was the last time I went, it's not good at
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  Speaker 4: this fast food was horrible.
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  Speaker 3: Boy.
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  Speaker 17: You got robbed.
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: I got robbed, and you were also stealing. I was
• 12:11
  Speaker 4: stealing snitch much.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just the same white Castle. Did you move white Castle?
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: I was the same white castle. They robbed me.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: Being robbing. You was robbing too. You said what you
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: got mad at for being robber.
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: Was I wouldn't robbing at gunpoint. They thought you were
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: in on it. That's robbery. They thought you were in Yeah.
• 12:27
  Speaker 7: But it was like here, I got a good little
• 12:29
  Speaker 7: setup because I was like, this is this is I
• 12:32
  Speaker 7: would we me and my manager, we would send everybody
• 12:35
  Speaker 7: home by twelve, right, So at the twelve we locked
• 12:38
  Speaker 7: the door. So we only taken drive through orders for
• 12:40
  Speaker 7: the most part. And then I would start with a
• 12:43
  Speaker 7: bank of like sixty dollars. I had some one, some five,
• 12:46
  Speaker 7: some tens, and I knew all the prices, and I
• 12:49
  Speaker 7: knew it changed like a number one. That's the four
• 12:52
  Speaker 7: white Castle burgers with cheese is full eight. That's just
• 12:56
  Speaker 7: a regular drink if you changed it to a shape
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  Speaker 7: seventy beautiful, right, you see the thing?
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I was just I was.
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  Speaker 4: I just had the bank so deep when you started
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  Speaker 4: talking like.
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  Speaker 3: Living glory days.
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  Speaker 4: Boy, this is good man.
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  Speaker 7: So they would come in, they would make an order.
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  Speaker 7: I would give them, give them the total, the manager
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  Speaker 7: would make the food. I reach in, I grab the
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  Speaker 7: money for them. I put it like next to the register,
• 13:26
  Speaker 7: and I would give them change from the bank if
• 13:28
  Speaker 7: they need a change or something like that. Because I
• 13:29
  Speaker 7: had changed to I had all of that ship. But
• 13:31
  Speaker 7: at the end of the morning we would be splitting
• 13:33
  Speaker 7: like twelve hundred twelve between.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: Seven looking for the only thing there's there's a certain
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: amount of waste that they expect, so the money. You
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: can't steal the money, yeah, but people orders get wrong.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Wasted inventory. There's a big amount of that. So everything
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: they going sold because you gotta have some ready, so
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: you wring those up and we're not ring not ringing
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  Speaker 2: it up.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: But he's making a transaction.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: Look rial.
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: That was a camera, was a camera.
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: I could see you.
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  Speaker 3: To chi ching ching ching the dollars, small.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Work cans out an easy bake up and.
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  Speaker 4: Out.
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  Speaker 3: You're stealing again. Boo boo boom boom, ching ching. Here's
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: your money, here's the till, here's your receipts. Just a napkin.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Knocket.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Us as burgers, this borner customers. We used to do
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: some ship.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: It was one guy used to come through.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: I wanna keep doing this for a while.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Would you like to shake.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Almost?
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: Okay? Can I get my real drink? A drive around?
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: Your r C card is the.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Memory room room?
• 15:20
  Speaker 18: Please pull up? Oh hello, it's like, give me neutral.
• 15:28
  Speaker 18: It's the order that you placed, and I rung up and.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: I rung up everything everything. It's a very legal cheeseburger.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Here you go.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: This's a good question to what happened. If they asked
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: for a receipt, she said that I'm that person. What
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: they asked for a receipt, you.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Would have to wring it up.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Also, you.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Did have receipt.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: What you get again?
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: She's like, what a but the transit God do this
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: for a woman like this magic sounds different. We'll received.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: I would definitely have people for not crying with you.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, cryme with me?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: What do you need to receive for five dollars?
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: And now that's how it feels like, what are you?
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: You're not tracking this?
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: We can't get Brendan broken, shut up crimes over here.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I was up to eleven hundred.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: He's all to clime up the crime right attitude. You
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: want to receive? Yes, but why it's like just so
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: like who are.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: You showing this to?
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Bro like who are you showing us?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Who got cast this? B arguing with the why though
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: you have your.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Like it's cash what you.
• 17:02
  Speaker 15: He's just telling people what they got. Remember you got
• 17:05
  Speaker 15: cheeseburger of drinking fries. Remember that knows the iPad around
• 17:10
  Speaker 15: It just says no receipt, which I guess no receipt.
• 17:19
  Speaker 15: The crazy thing is like, you couldn't even do that now.
• 17:21
  Speaker 15: I was just thinking about just now.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: I was like, that was a time when everybody used cash.
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: In two thousand and two thousand and one, when I
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: was there, everybody used you can't even do that, I remember.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Asking at that time.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I remember I would always have to ask places, do
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: y'all accept debit cards?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: People?
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: It was not It was not a devo card. Now customers,
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I mean restaurants don't even take care.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: It's so crazy.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: And now Apple pay feels like the new do you
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: take debit cards because it's crazy, Like I.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Go to the gym just to watch people.
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  Speaker 19: Like way on the tramp. I was like, yeah, this
• 18:03
  Speaker 19: is crazy. Didn't really doing here crazy? You're gonna five?
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: He gon have five? You don't have five?
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: You know tours is against second of jims. He's never
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: actually did again.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: I think taking the hot the NXT gym that's going by,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Like this gym is nice anywhere were restaurant?
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I what is the.
• 18:32
  Speaker 13: Drag?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Like this gym is nice all right.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: In the restaurant.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: That's what the show using really been using the gym.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: I'm like this crazy you talk gym to eat that
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: ship he got a teeth to walk around?
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: This is nice? Really, Like whoam Anywhary's just pointing ship, trammill, trammill?
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: See this the person w wait backwards up the stad pans.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: That's wait all right now. I was just one of
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: the speaking of people never get known anything. He all
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: motivational gyms just walking by abound like I.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Mean, we as people do this, but I do this
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: about this thing. I latched myself like I packed.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: I packed exercise clothes like I'm for real gona be
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: doing it for the hotel, for the hotel.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna work out for real. Just bring extra when
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: I see them.
• 19:36
  Speaker 13: In my.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Cry I'm not going enough.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Gym's packed extra eating clothes.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's what them.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Senator, Time for the three warning that white beat up,
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: like you'll be used today.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: My friend talk to lunch.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Than I really was.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: It's a power lunch, changing clothes to lunch. It's crazy.
• 20:10
  Speaker 11: That the T shirt with the arms cut out want
• 20:13
  Speaker 11: to get every day is courted. Everything goes right to
• 20:19
  Speaker 11: the YEA.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Order room service for me, just me. I'm in my
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: room and they'd be like, how many guests you don't.
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: Don't do that, bro, you would be We will be
• 20:33
  Speaker 10: coming back the check the it says one turning back
• 20:37
  Speaker 10: before you get your meals before this, I mean after
• 20:39
  Speaker 10: the show, we're coming back and we'll see Care's room
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: and it's like three trades.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's just YEA and everybody know. We all know,
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: like that's the service, like so the other guests. Should
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: I set up the other.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Guy opened the door letter hold on just right, like
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: came having an affair by himself. Kevin McCallister, I got
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: the guy.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, the food's here.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Don't worry. I'm playing your talk boys, your healthy animal.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Shut up in the room.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: That crazy person.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: It's just my voice recording.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: The food's here, okay, Kevin, shoot, I should have changed,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: should have changed one of the gas.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Being speaking, you said a catering order in there.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: One time they really did one room. It was like
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: three drumsticks sticking out.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: Of the room. Yeah.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Ordering foods, I don't eat it all. I eat it most.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: You eat majority. I ordered room service. I ain't gonna
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: hold service fire.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I order the food. I'd be lucky all day.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I can't believe you actually packed gym clothes.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: I'm up two five now what to five?
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: That's how much you push it. That'sw much you weigh
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: two old.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Five fries fries to fries.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: That really clear.
• 22:22
  Speaker 14: You got.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Like cigarettes. I'm down to three packs a day now
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: the two old fries. I gotta get my pack in
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: the morning. Packing.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: As a fellow comedian, the speed that your mind ran
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: from to old fries That really is.
• 22:45
  Speaker 13: Like that.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: To old friese smoke smoke.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: I like the crush onesment on there, just extra green fr.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: But having the same matter smoking.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: You gotta fresh my bodies here.
• 23:12
  Speaker 16: So I told the dig if you think you're gonna
• 23:15
  Speaker 16: come in here and play will be, it ain't not
• 23:17
  Speaker 16: gonna happen.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: You are another thing.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: He follow cigarette brother, and I mean.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: The ashes in the little barber.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna give away.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: The barbecuees up.
• 23:33
  Speaker 12: That's be that barbecue as Anyways, the political cli you
• 23:41
  Speaker 12: man fact one. Can I frien him? Yes, you need
• 23:51
  Speaker 12: some frishen. It's not like a smoke system, so we
• 23:59
  Speaker 12: will be.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Anywhere. That's not so anyway. I told the nigga, the nigga, why.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Do you want to fry yet?
• 24:16
  Speaker 16: I just like having a fry on my hand. That's
• 24:17
  Speaker 16: kind of like just I thought you were quitting. I
• 24:21
  Speaker 16: tried that fry patch, but I wasn't eating any fries.
• 24:24
  Speaker 16: It was just a fry on my arm, tapped.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: That was just fried ic. I didn't get any dissatisfaction.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Back to five packs a day, How did you think.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: That was gonna help?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I just felt like thession of the song.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: A d.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Just struggling. I shouldn't have done this.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: I have a problem.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: I tried to frog problem, but it was just fring.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: The gun was just meanting fries.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: I need to chew something of it. Is me eating.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: A picture the chicken gut, but I just fried the size.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: It's just the fried potato. But I don't say trying
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: to wean myself off.
• 25:33
  Speaker 17: My hands hurt you to try your free potato for it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Just in there potato.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Kevin isn't eat no brown and fries now.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: A whole bunch of bad bitches cutting fries. Just keep
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: calling me to make sure you're naked. She don't. Don't
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: be hiding.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: No fries, no sexual.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not attracted. I don't want any fries anywhere.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: I think the Feds are watching.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: This isn't illegal.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Make sure you're cutting them potatoes, bitch. It just looks
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: like shut potato. Why are you doing I'm not having
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: the cups kick down my door again. I wouldn't go
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: to jail, but they would take my fries.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: An illegal fry operation is ridiculous.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Got me some nigga work potatoes numbers A matter who
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: load this.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Ship the double back of regular potatoes. Yeah, these are potatoes.
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: Mother, he again, and that's your ass. Jack said, a hole.
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: Holy you praised some ship. I had your ass man
• 26:52
  Speaker 9: this Cabrasca.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know Nebraska.
• 26:55
  Speaker 17: When I taket Thebraska, sheees off potatoes.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: How a whole? I kill your.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Familyus he's important.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Anybody see this coming in with these regular gunder your work.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Then two bags out of potatoes and the lady gets it.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I'll get you on this baby.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: With the ra No one has none dollars. He's gonna
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: kill me. Okay, your hand on the hand on everything,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: and everything was madly after that.
• 27:36
  Speaker 19: She fell down the stairs standing up even your head
• 27:41
  Speaker 19: hit three things.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: That what I found stairs on set on Saturday. What
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: me and Tony into here with shooting the on Star commercial.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: And it was like five little steps to the little
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: basement thing figure. I missed that lousdt step rolled by
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: ankle fell. The ladies from production laughed at me.
• 27:59
  Speaker 13: It was error where you stuck on your back like
• 28:08
  Speaker 13: someone rolled keV over. He's on the shell again.
• 28:10
  Speaker 17: Outside outside, come puffing my tims with.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I like the fact that you're doing like you didn't
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: like the turno that like that that you're doing.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: People think I'm in New York all the time, but
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: begging nigga cheap y'all. Man, that fry thing was gold.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: That was gold. That was great.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Please follow these comedians.
• 28:47
  Speaker 13: What is that?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: E T P T P T.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Appreciate y'all. Submit questions to internet at KEP on stage
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: dot com. For the other comedians, we actually story there.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: We'll se y'all next time.