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OUTRO: Just The Tip · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you bastards, because I used to wear white
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  Speaker 1: YouTube and for raw Doggies four to seven every weekday
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  Speaker 1: on radio get a Fellows.
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  Speaker 2: I shouldn't have done that. I got a messively at
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  Speaker 2: the moment that really hurt backbone. Hello, how are we going? Team?
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  Speaker 3: Why are you talking about white linen pants?
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  Speaker 2: Just then?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Because I just saw someone wearing white linen pants and
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  Speaker 4: it reminded you know how I told you that story
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  Speaker 4: when I was doing teacher training and one of the
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  Speaker 4: kids said, I had weird pants.
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  Speaker 3: But that girl, that the young attractive girl who were passed,
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  Speaker 3: she didn't have weird pants. You just had white pants on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's what I mean. I saw those and
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  Speaker 4: it reminded me of my weird white.
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  Speaker 2: As you used to wear woman's pants with shoes you're
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  Speaker 2: wearing today. Did you see that? Put that in your bone?
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  Speaker 3: The reason you're wearing those is because of my notepad.
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  Speaker 2: Listener, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: It was time, it was it was I have to
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  Speaker 3: start wearing these nowsh Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I know I'm secretly hoping in this, you know,
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  Speaker 4: whether that they're going to get a bit fouled out,
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  Speaker 4: be a bit dirty, you know what I'm saying fellows.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I'd probably just get rid of them if
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  Speaker 3: that was me.
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  Speaker 2: I went and had a lunch today. I was telling
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  Speaker 2: Keezy about it. There was it a Michelin Star restaurant,
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  Speaker 2: Jason I saw Mogi.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, there was an article just released that in New
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  Speaker 4: Zealand for the first time, has released Michelin Stars.
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  Speaker 2: They paid Michelin who also make tires company, to come
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  Speaker 2: down here six million dollars. I paid them to come
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  Speaker 2: down here and review New Zealand restaurants to get a
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  Speaker 2: great gig Michelin Star. So they came down here where
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  Speaker 2: it's a waste of fucking money. But anyway, good ones.
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  Speaker 2: They came down there. They've got to do it for
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  Speaker 2: three years, right and wonderful. It must have been plus
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  Speaker 2: expenses surely. So yeah, they ended up handing a bunch out.
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  Speaker 2: But tell you what, I tell you what do you
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  Speaker 2: know what the food that we had before, I enjoyed
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  Speaker 2: the food before angle a bit more. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Now it was just a cheap and cheerful Japanese place.
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  Speaker 2: It was like, this place was fine, nice, but Michelin Stars.
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  Speaker 3: All right, blow my heart.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. I wouldn't be going back there
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  Speaker 2: in a hurry. No, up and there.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine, but it's not like oh man, it's
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  Speaker 2: not like hot pot. And there was a huge pause
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  Speaker 2: on the tip. Hu pause, what do you mean? Well,
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  Speaker 2: you know, what do you want to It was on
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  Speaker 2: the machine right, and then I paid. God, look, I
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  Speaker 2: loved your restaurant. It was really good. However, yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: then I got the ping number wrong. So when they
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  Speaker 2: when when you do the tip thing, they sort of
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  Speaker 2: look away, you know, yes, And then I got the
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  Speaker 2: pin number wrong. And then the next time put it through,
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  Speaker 2: he just clicked straight past it. So no tip because
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  Speaker 2: he knew I didn't want to give a tip. So
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  Speaker 2: previously I've been fishing for a tip, yes, but pain
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  Speaker 2: at costs like it was a it was keysy. Have
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  Speaker 2: you heard of a business lunch man? Oh? So I
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  Speaker 2: was thinking some people. So it was like four hundred
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  Speaker 2: and almost five hundred bucks. Yeah, there ain't no tip,
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  Speaker 2: No fuck, there ain't no tip man. The tip is
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  Speaker 2: in your margins. I'm not fair. And it was that
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  Speaker 2: they were lovely, but no one was giving me a shoulder.
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  Speaker 3: Uh hate being asked for a tip.
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  Speaker 2: It does my head and it's annoying. It's annoying.
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  Speaker 4: And what I've discovered about me and my wife's the same.
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  Speaker 4: Flash restaurants just aren't for.
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  Speaker 2: Us, right, I don't. This place isn't to be clear.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what I mean, Like we are
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  Speaker 4: very much middle of the road sort of cheap and cheerful.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of asia during at me. Ah well you know
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  Speaker 2: because you were talking about it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I've had many experiences at flash restaurants that
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  Speaker 4: have been fucking horrible. And also I found with flash restaurants,
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  Speaker 4: or you're more upmarket ones, they are more discriminatory against
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  Speaker 4: non drinkers.
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  Speaker 2: Like if you go to a really flash restaurant money yes, and.
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  Speaker 4: They don't and you don't drink, suddenly the service goes
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  Speaker 4: bonk drops down, and.
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  Speaker 2: You're it's not as interesting.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't worn them to a flash restaurant, but these
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  Speaker 4: boots would go very well in a flash restaurant, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because that go styly dude.
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  Speaker 2: He's obviously got cash. You know.
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  Speaker 3: The perfect restaurant they'd be at home at is one
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  Speaker 3: of those ones where it's completely pitch black and the
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  Speaker 3: waiters are all blind.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they glow though, So we're going to have
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  Speaker 2: to ask you to leave. You're bringing too much license.
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  Speaker 4: It's funny when I was walking into work today because
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  Speaker 4: there was a guy, you know, worker there's a little
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  Speaker 4: high vison sitting there having evight by the town hall,
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  Speaker 4: and I walked past him and he was just staring
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  Speaker 4: at my.
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  Speaker 2: Boots in entire time. Man, I was like, what felt like?
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  Speaker 2: Can you stop staring at my boots? Man? My eyes
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  Speaker 2: were out here. They draw the I in. They certainly
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  Speaker 2: do for all the reasons.
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  Speaker 3: And how did you feel after that, especially.
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  Speaker 2: When you're wearing black jeans too?
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  Speaker 3: Did you feel embarrassed after that?
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  Speaker 2: It's that thing.
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  Speaker 4: Of as I've said, I've just got to own it now,
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  Speaker 4: I've just gone you actually don't and they're very comfortable, but.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have to you literally right now, I could say, hey, guys,
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  Speaker 3: I've decided I'm getting rid of.
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  Speaker 2: The boots travelers. That would feel like a defeat that
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  Speaker 2: ye would, but we're not fighting against it would feel
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  Speaker 2: like a defeat to you. Kezy what those beautiful specimens
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  Speaker 2: The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hiarchy They Big Show Podcast. I'm surprised by the
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  Speaker 2: souls on them because for a woman's boot, they're quite butcher. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they're quite bloody.
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  Speaker 3: The the old owner was Dame Bellerie Adams.
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  Speaker 2: Oh seriously, nah, well of those I know not that
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  Speaker 2: I not that I would mind either way.
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  Speaker 3: But Jane valead them. Yeah, what it looks like is
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  Speaker 3: you've cut the foot of a mannequin. It's that color, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: it is that American color.
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  Speaker 2: But you know they're all g man, they're all g
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  Speaker 2: And when it comes to the tips, if it's really good,
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  Speaker 2: which doesn't happen often enough that you want to pay
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  Speaker 2: for it, I added on yes, so I look at
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  Speaker 2: what i'm paying and then I work out if I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to pay extra, and then I pay extra. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't see you think it is five that a
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  Speaker 2: noise and that's what it had, or you're going to
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  Speaker 2: type in your own it's right, and I had one
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  Speaker 2: the other day. But they're just trying to get terrorists,
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  Speaker 2: and then it makes you feel guilty that you're not
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  Speaker 2: giving them a tip. You should feel guilty for us.
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  Speaker 2: I do. Yeah, I hope, yeah, Okay, I must don't
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  Speaker 2: go down there because the other day I was at
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  Speaker 2: one and can you beeper out me saying because then that's.
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  Speaker 3: Going to be uh, and so you have to beat
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  Speaker 3: that one as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, both of them, any any of the especially yeaheah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I went to a restaurant the other day and
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  Speaker 3: it was it was owned by a particular person who
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  Speaker 3: was in the paper recently for having closed down a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Of his restaurants.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yah, yeah, which you know I was
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  Speaker 3: at that one. I have never had someone serving me
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  Speaker 3: be more fucked off that I didn't click yes on
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  Speaker 3: the tip.
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  Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, what'd you say?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say anything.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, you gotta say and.
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  Speaker 3: She just like gave me this weird and maybe I'm
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  Speaker 3: maybe I'm full of shit, but I remember thinking, holy fuck,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry I didn't tip you at You're very expensive.
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  Speaker 4: Oh but yeah, I mean, especially if you think about it,
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  Speaker 4: Fellers twenty percent.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, especially in this day and age. Fuck another yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but I mean there might be people that have got
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  Speaker 2: money they can pay that, but that's up to them,
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  Speaker 2: and the vast majority of people wouldn't, especially in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: I I nine five percent of the time give a tip,
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  Speaker 4: not always happily.
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  Speaker 2: Time I give tips, So we just likely.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't do you know, if it's like twenty
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  Speaker 4: fifteen ten, it's like, fuck off, I'll decide, you know,
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  Speaker 4: two dollars fifty you're welcome.
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  Speaker 3: And you get it out of your little person.
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  Speaker 2: Ye points and coy out your hand and money from
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  Speaker 2: when we went to Fiji I put it on. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's one of those.
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  Speaker 4: And also without being a dick about it, if you
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  Speaker 4: are kind of knowing, you know, I always had this
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  Speaker 4: fear that they go.
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  Speaker 2: Hod Jay is a fucking tight bastard.
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  Speaker 3: But what you have to do is sit a reputation
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  Speaker 3: as they're on the show. You know what I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I am a tight ass people.
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  Speaker 2: No one's going to believe I'm a tight ass man.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. No one in the right mind would think.
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  Speaker 3: J was a time I wouldn't believe that you were. Like,
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  Speaker 3: I find it harder to believe that you tipped ninety
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  Speaker 3: five percent of the time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't believe at all. I'd love to see
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  Speaker 2: the running total on that. Yeah, your wife to corroborate
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  Speaker 2: that show. Yeah, ninety five percent of the time. So
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  Speaker 2: nineteen out of twenty times that you eat out, you're tipping. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: So do you.
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  Speaker 3: Tip at the hot pot place?
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  Speaker 2: The other day, but.
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  Speaker 4: Only at restaurants, not at cafes and so forth.
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  Speaker 3: Right, so your hot pot did you tip at the
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  Speaker 3: Japanese restaurant the other day? But the hard pot did
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  Speaker 3: you before englebit.
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  Speaker 2: The hot part that was the one out of the
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  Speaker 2: twin Well, no.
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  Speaker 4: Not there because it was a very complicated one doing
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  Speaker 4: their own things very easy.
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  Speaker 2: Moogie was after me. Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 4: I just in terms of spending money on food, my
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  Speaker 4: wife and I were discussing. We were embarrassed by this
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  Speaker 4: good There was one day. There was one day when
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  Speaker 4: we went to see the girls in Australia and I
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  Speaker 4: and it still sickens me because we'll be disgusted.
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  Speaker 3: And keep in mind the tipsy one day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we spent one thousand dollars on food, right, but
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  Speaker 4: thousand how well you had to be fair sex.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what the fuck you're on a holiday?
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  Speaker 2: Who kids? But thousand dollars one hundred and seventy dollars,
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  Speaker 2: that's more than our accommodation cost. Well, your accommodation it
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  Speaker 2: was a house was halfway, it was, But it's not
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  Speaker 2: a commentary on the food, your accommodation.
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  Speaker 4: We went, I went back through the account and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, that is fucking terrible.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you.
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  Speaker 4: One of them was a very flash restaurant and it
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  Speaker 4: was like seven.
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  Speaker 2: Hundred bars and it was like did you tip? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I did. It's an amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, Jace. You're allowed to enjoy yourself. Man, you've worked
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  Speaker 3: hard to get where you are.
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  Speaker 2: Well, but a thousand dollars looked nah, But you're allowed
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  Speaker 2: to enjoy it.
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  Speaker 3: You're on holiday, you're with your daughters, you're all back together,
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  Speaker 3: go out.
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  Speaker 2: For day because just you and your missiles out and
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  Speaker 2: about and you'd spent three hundred and fifty dollars for
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  Speaker 2: your day's food while on holiday. Would you be getting yes,
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  Speaker 2: I would. You are a lion bast Do you want.
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  Speaker 3: Hell of a hot pot for three fifty?
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  Speaker 2: It would be a cold.
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  Speaker 4: We would have really filled up the bowl if it
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  Speaker 4: was three fifty.
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  Speaker 3: The toilet bowl. That doesn't make sense. Ah, yeah, this
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  Speaker 3: is a big show. Four to seven weekdays. Ready to
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  Speaker 3: hurd uck