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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Mark Simone Show. Seven ten. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get to Stephen Colbert and the replacement. Interesting behind the
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  Speaker 1: scenes story on that. We'll get to, well, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of stuff just ahead. I always warn you if you
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  Speaker 1: got a crazy left wing liberal friend, a crazy Democrat
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  Speaker 1: Trump hating friend, don't argue with them. Don't argue with
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  Speaker 1: them whatever they say. Just agree with him and walk
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  Speaker 1: a wh change the subject. You ever walk down the
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  Speaker 1: street and there's a maniac on the corner and he's
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  Speaker 1: screaming like a maniac yelling about something. You're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: go debate the guy. You're not gonna go try to
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  Speaker 1: reason with that. To let him scream, just ignore him.
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  Speaker 1: Same thing with your left wing friends. They there's nothing
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  Speaker 1: you can do, and they're told what to say. They're
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  Speaker 1: like like sheep. In other words, they'll be watching MSNBC
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  Speaker 1: or The New York Times or CNN and it'll say
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  Speaker 1: a Trump is committing war crimes, taking out bridges and
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  Speaker 1: blowing up power plants of war crimes. Now they'll run
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  Speaker 1: around repeating it. You could go say to them, every
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  Speaker 1: single war, we first day, we take out bridges and
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  Speaker 1: power plants. Here's the documentation here, take a look at.
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  Speaker 1: It's not gonna matter to them. The next day they'll
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  Speaker 1: be yelling war crimes. There's nothing you could say to them.
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  Speaker 1: It's Trump derangement syndrome. They go absolutely nuts. Yesterday at
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  Speaker 1: this time they were yelling and screaming about how Trump
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  Speaker 1: is gonna blow up. I ran, He's gonna bring the
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  Speaker 1: world to an end. He's gonna cause World War three,
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna blow up everything. This is the worst thing ever.
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  Speaker 1: This is the most awful thing that ever happened. Last
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  Speaker 1: night he announces We're not gonna do it. We've made
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  Speaker 1: a deal. Now all day long, this is the worst
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  Speaker 1: thing ever. This deal. These taco trump you chicken. So
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  Speaker 1: don't argue with them. Now. They have Trump derangement syndrome.
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  Speaker 1: I know you see your friends with them on Facebook
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  Speaker 1: or Twitter or whatever where you see the crazy things
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  Speaker 1: they post about Trump. And if they're Hollywood celebrity type,
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  Speaker 1: then you know they're even more childish, they're more spoiled.
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  Speaker 1: They yelled even crazier things. Now, I told you I
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  Speaker 1: follow some of these people because just because it's so amusing.
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  Speaker 1: One of my favorites is Lucy Arnez, daughter of Lucille
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  Speaker 1: Ball and Desi Arnez. She's married to the fine actor
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  Speaker 1: Lawrence Luckinbill. Lucy Arnez Luckinbill. I follow her all the
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  Speaker 1: time on Facebook. Yesterday's post, Now, this is typical of her,
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  Speaker 1: and she's a nice woman in real life, very nice woman, talented,
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  Speaker 1: big Broadway star. And if she's ever appearing somewhere, she
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  Speaker 1: does a beautiful cabaret sho singing, dancing. She's great. Go
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  Speaker 1: see her. Trump the arrangement syndrome I've never seen. They
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  Speaker 1: just get worse, It gets more and more insane, more hysterical.
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  Speaker 1: So yesterday shest it's not like I need to post
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  Speaker 1: this madness, but everyone has seen it. She goes on
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  Speaker 1: and on about Trump. He's a threatener, he's a first
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  Speaker 1: class bully. He knows he's screwed, and he's desperate, and
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  Speaker 1: he's now utilizing mafiosa style techniques trying to scare these
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  Speaker 1: poor folks into submission. She's talking about the most evil
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  Speaker 1: terrorists on earth, the Iranian regime. She says, these poor folks,
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  Speaker 1: imagine any other sane human who really did have to
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  Speaker 1: defend this country. Telegraphing his moves like this. Two days
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  Speaker 1: before she said, guy, he's not clear on what he
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  Speaker 1: wants to do. Okay, here's the part. This is why
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  Speaker 1: you don't argue. This is Lucy Arnez writing this on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: Now listen to this, But make no mistake. He is insane.
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  Speaker 1: If left to his own devices, could give orders for
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  Speaker 1: the extinction of an entire country. All right, now, listen
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  Speaker 1: to this. You don't believe me. This man stood by
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  Speaker 1: and watched as young children were shot in the head
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  Speaker 1: for his sexual pleasure. To get his rocks off. He
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  Speaker 1: has personally killed puppies with his bare hands, raped and
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  Speaker 1: physically abused hundreds of young girls and boys. Now you're saying,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell is she talking of a who knows? Again,
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  Speaker 1: it's like the maniac on the corner who's yelling and screaming.
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  Speaker 1: Just keep walking, don't even I mean, she actually believes
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  Speaker 1: he has personally killed puppies with his bare hands. That
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  Speaker 1: he let me read this sentence again. The man stood
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  Speaker 1: by and watched as young children were shot in the
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  Speaker 1: head for his sexual pleasure. This is Lucy Arnez posting
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  Speaker 1: this on Facebook. We should be marching to the capitol
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  Speaker 1: like his goons did and not leaving until the Congress
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  Speaker 1: of Cowards takes action. So she's calling for January sixth
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  Speaker 1: to the people of Iran, I say, we have no
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  Speaker 1: fight with you. We are not with this monster. You
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  Speaker 1: do not deserve this. We will make it up to
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  Speaker 1: you again. She's a very nice person, talented, but when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to Trump derangement syndrome, it's really bad. They
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  Speaker 1: just go completely nuts, completely insane. Now I guess she's
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  Speaker 1: not that relevant. Otherwise this would be a hell of
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  Speaker 1: a lawsuit that he killed babies with his bare hands,
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  Speaker 1: that he watched children being shot in the head. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: this is a slander suit right there. But I know
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  Speaker 1: he's not gonna do it. Stephen Colbert canceled. Fired. Besides
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  Speaker 1: the politics of Stephen Colbert, he's a ratings disaster, lowest
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  Speaker 1: ratings in the history of a late night show, loses
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  Speaker 1: money every year. It's a total disaster. They have fired him.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're going to replace him, as we told you,
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  Speaker 1: with Byron Allen. He's a you know Byron Allen, the comedian.
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  Speaker 1: Well you may not know that. Through the years, it's
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  Speaker 1: been a great comedian. He's done some good TV shows
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  Speaker 1: through the years. He built it into a a massive
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood empire. He's a mogul, he's a billionaire. He's got
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  Speaker 1: this huge Hollywood empire produces shows. So you heard that
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  Speaker 1: they're going to take off Colbert and they're going to
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  Speaker 1: replace him with two shows. The first half hour will
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  Speaker 1: be Byron Allen's Comics Unleashed Show, which is a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of comedians and it's very, very funny, and the second
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  Speaker 1: half hour will be a game show. It's been on
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  Speaker 1: the air for years. It's called funny you should ask
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  Speaker 1: two contestants and then they have a panel of comedians.
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  Speaker 1: You wonder what it really is. It's a total ripoff
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  Speaker 1: copy of Hollywood Squares. But it's very good. It's very
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  Speaker 1: well done. You can see it on YouTube. It's been there,
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  Speaker 1: it's been on for years. So that'll be the second
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  Speaker 1: half hour. But here's the deal, which you may not know.
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  Speaker 1: They're not just cantling Colbert and putting on a comedy
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  Speaker 1: show and a game show. Byron Allen has made a
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  Speaker 1: deal to purchase the time. He's buying the hour from
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  Speaker 1: eleven thirty to twelve thirty from CBS for tens of
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  Speaker 1: millions of dollars, so it's like paid for infomercial, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like on the weekends. A lot of radio stations we
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  Speaker 1: do it. A lot of radio stations have infomercials where
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  Speaker 1: somebody will buy the whole hour, a doctor or a lawyer, whoever,
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  Speaker 1: they'll buy the hour and do their own show. Stations
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  Speaker 1: do it because you make a lot of money. There's
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  Speaker 1: millions of dollars a year in the Byron Allen is
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  Speaker 1: buying the hour from CBS, tens of millions of dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Now he'll sell his own advertising, and he'll get the
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  Speaker 1: majority of the commercial units in the show. If there's
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, let's say there's fifteen minutes of commercials
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  Speaker 1: an hour, he'll get like twelve of them, and CBS
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  Speaker 1: will get a few of them to sell, so they
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  Speaker 1: can still make some money on this. But it's a
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  Speaker 1: great model for CBS because when you do a show
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  Speaker 1: like Colbert, let's say it costs you whatever, fifty million
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  Speaker 1: a year in production costs. Now it costs nothing. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: he will give you ten million a year, So it's
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  Speaker 1: a much better business model. The networks in the good
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  Speaker 1: old days, they were thrilled to spend fifty million a
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  Speaker 1: year on a show because they'd make two hundred million
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  Speaker 1: off it. Back then there were twenty million people watching,
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  Speaker 1: fifty million people even in late night, twelve million people
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  Speaker 1: watching Colbert. It's lucky if he's got nine hundred thousand now,
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  Speaker 1: so it's a lot less revenue. And Colbert, you know,
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  Speaker 1: had a staff of about one hundred and twenty people.
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  Speaker 1: There were like fifteen twenty writers. The band had fifteen people,
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  Speaker 1: crew everything, huge audience, running a big theater, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of expense. This new Byron Allen show, no writers, no band,
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  Speaker 1: very cheap to produce. Byron Allen will pay for everything.
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  Speaker 1: So this is going to do very very well. You know,
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  Speaker 1: when they took off Kimmel for that one week they
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  Speaker 1: threw on, just threw on reruns of a game show,
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  Speaker 1: it got triple the ratings of Kimmel. This thing will
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  Speaker 1: get triple the ratings of Colbert and cost nothing. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: they'll get paid to run it. Watch next one ago
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  Speaker 1: will be Kimmel. His contract is up at some point
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  Speaker 1: this year, they'll throw him off and they'll sell that
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  Speaker 1: hour to somebody else. So, you know, just like on
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  Speaker 1: the radio business, they used to do seven days a
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  Speaker 1: week and now a lot of radio stations. They really
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  Speaker 1: only do five days a week. Listenership is not as
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  Speaker 1: big on the weekends, and it's actually more profitable. You
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  Speaker 1: have a lot of infomercials and you try to have
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  Speaker 1: really good ones, you know, like here at w R,
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  Speaker 1: we got those infomercials on the weekend, but they're very good.
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  Speaker 1: You know that doctor Arthur Perry really is one of
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  Speaker 1: the great plastic surgeons. And we got what's her name,
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  Speaker 1: man Margaret at Caroza very you know you want an
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  Speaker 1: estate lawyer or whatever. She really is one of the best.
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  Speaker 1: They're all really good people, and you got to be
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  Speaker 1: really good to do these infomercials. You know, it costs
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money. They spend a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: Some of these people spend five hundred thousand million dollars. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you can't spend that every year unless you're making a
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  Speaker 1: ton of money. And if you're not really good, you're
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  Speaker 1: not going to be in business after a couple of years.
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  Speaker 1: So they're all really good. But you're going to start
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  Speaker 1: to see that now. So the networks will start selling
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  Speaker 1: eleven thirty and the next thing you know, they'll start
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  Speaker 1: selling ten to eleven in prime time. They'll sell that next,
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  Speaker 1: and then they'll start selling an hour in daytime and
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  Speaker 1: you're going to see a lot more of that. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: New York Times a big in depth behind the scenes
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  Speaker 1: on Iran on Trump. But the one thing they reveal
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  Speaker 1: Pete Hegseith, General Cain, you know, all on board with
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  Speaker 1: Trump going after Iran. The one person who was against
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  Speaker 1: it when they were few, but the biggest was Vice
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  Speaker 1: President Vance. He was totally apot going into a rent,
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  Speaker 1: totally opposed, really argued against it, totally different opinion than Trump.
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  Speaker 1: Now later when it seemed like it was one hundred
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  Speaker 1: percent going to happen, then Vance got on board. Argued,
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  Speaker 1: if you're going to do this, you got to have
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  Speaker 1: overwhelming force. You've got to really achieve your objectives quickly.
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  Speaker 1: So Dvance, a skilled politician, totally opposed until you can
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  Speaker 1: see which way the wind is blowing, quickly jumps on
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  Speaker 1: board and is all for it. So, Hey, the rescue
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  Speaker 1: of that airman. First it was a pilot navigation officer.
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  Speaker 1: They found the pilot first, and it was a couple
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  Speaker 1: days later they got the navigation's officer. Now in both
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  Speaker 1: cases it was boots on the ground. You know, when
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  Speaker 1: they said well, we could better never go never better
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  Speaker 1: send troops in there. We never better have boots on
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  Speaker 1: the ground. That's too risky. Well not really, We've just
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  Speaker 1: done it twice very successfully. The second one was the toughest.
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  Speaker 1: That was the airman who was hidden in a cave.
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  Speaker 1: He climbed, He was seriously wounded, yet somehow still climbed
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  Speaker 1: seven thousand feet that's like three Empire State buildings up
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  Speaker 1: into the mountains, hid in a cave. How did we
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  Speaker 1: find him? Well, he's got a beacon that sends out
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  Speaker 1: his exact location. But it turns out we've got new
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  Speaker 1: technology that nobody knew about. You know, when we went
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  Speaker 1: into Venezuela to get Maduro, we had new types of weapons.
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  Speaker 1: We had a discombobulator. Nobody still knows what the hell
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  Speaker 1: it is. But when you turn it on, everybody's standing there,
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  Speaker 1: their whole body rattles in, shakes, blood starts coming out
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  Speaker 1: of their ear, They can't function. Well, it turns out
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  Speaker 1: we got another new piece of technology. Besides the beacon
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  Speaker 1: that that officer could send out showing his location. We
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  Speaker 1: have this new technology. I don't know what you would
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  Speaker 1: exactly call it, Well, they call it ghost murmur. It
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  Speaker 1: can pick up the heartbeat of that person from a
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  Speaker 1: long way away. It's secret technology. It uses long range
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  Speaker 1: quantum magnetometry and it finds the electromagnetic fingerprint of a
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  Speaker 1: human heartbeat. It can trace him through that. It uses
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  Speaker 1: artificial intelligence to look through his data make sure it's
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  Speaker 1: his heartbeat, and it can isolate all the background noise
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  Speaker 1: and other noises and focus in. It's an unbelievable piece
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  Speaker 1: of technology. Now, there could be interference on this, but
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  Speaker 1: they were very lucky that it was in a barren area,
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  Speaker 1: mountainous area with nobody else around, so they were able
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  Speaker 1: to detect his heartbeat. That could tell that he was alive,
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  Speaker 1: that he was okay, and it took them right to him.
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  Speaker 1: Unbelievable technology that we used. Now it turns out, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when they first apparently this guy was able to radio
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  Speaker 1: signal back to I guess it was typing. It must
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  Speaker 1: have been texting. So the trapped airman up in that mountain,
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  Speaker 1: hiding in the cave, first thing he texted back was
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  Speaker 1: God is great. But that caused a lot of alarm
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  Speaker 1: because that sounded like a la akbar. So when they
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  Speaker 1: got that message, they thought this was a trap, that
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  Speaker 1: it was Iran actually trying to send a fake signal,
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  Speaker 1: because they said that sounds like something a Muslim would say,
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  Speaker 1: so they were really alarmed by that. And apparently the
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  Speaker 1: next thing he texted was a four digit number and
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  Speaker 1: they didn't know what the hell it meant. Then they
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  Speaker 1: realized he had texted ten thirteen. That's the police code
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  Speaker 1: for a cop in real trouble and an urgent need
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  Speaker 1: of assistance, So they figured out that's what it was.
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  Speaker 1: So this guy sending out obtuse kind of signals there,
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  Speaker 1: so they finally were able to text him. They knew
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  Speaker 1: all about him and his background. He asked him a
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  Speaker 1: question about his father that only he would know the
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  Speaker 1: answer to, and he sent the correct answers, so then
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  Speaker 1: they realized he really was the real thing. It wasn't
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  Speaker 1: a trap, and that's when they went in and got
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  Speaker 1: him with one hundred boots on the ground commandos. They
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  Speaker 1: set up an airstrip near him to run the operation.
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  Speaker 1: With the helicopters on the ground, they built a landing field.
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  Speaker 1: They surrounded it with one hundred and fifty five planes aircraft.
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  Speaker 1: They used a millions of drones and everything else to
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  Speaker 1: protect the perimeter around that airfield. Boots on the ground,
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  Speaker 1: helicopters on the ground, planes on the ground, and they
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  Speaker 1: were there for about fourteen hours and maybe more, maybe
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  Speaker 1: even a full day, and got out of there just
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  Speaker 1: finding we lost a couple of aircraft, but that was
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  Speaker 1: more because of the turned out. It was mud and
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  Speaker 1: wet sand and they sunk into it. But boots on
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  Speaker 1: the ground twice over the last week, both times very successful. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we'll take some calls next. Eight hundred three to two
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  Speaker 1: one zero seven ten is the number. Eight hundred three
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  Speaker 1: two one zero seven ten.