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Whackhead Prank: Senseless survey – ponies or llamas? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Hello, who are not talking to?
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Speaking to?
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: That's quite a coincidence. My name is also George, and
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you from the sense of Spiru. Yes, it
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: just takes thirty seconds. There's just three questions.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I'm not just spookesperson or a communication of his
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: of the municipality.
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: Now you don't have to be either. This is nothing
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: major promise you.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no no. I'm not allowed
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: you to talk to any party.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: If they were a breakfast war. Do you think that
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: French toast would surrender to the English muffin?
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: No, the sword will be the English muffin, is it? Yeah?
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: Can you describe your feelings on cabbage in three words
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: or less.
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: In two words?
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: No, I don't like it.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: No, I don't that's that's bad words. Eleven, twelve, thirty forty.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: That's fourteen words. I need three, three, seven. That's seven.
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: I need three, George three.
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: Wait, I'm thinking.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: Two, three, four, five, that's five. Come on, I need three.
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: After eating, do fish have to wait an hour before
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: getting out of the water.
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: No, they No, they don't have to wait for an hour.
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: They can jump jump out of the water anytime.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, just a final question. When it comes to dollies,
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: do you prefer parton or lamas? Is they wind beneath
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: your wings or just in your shirts?
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: In my shots.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: And spoken like a municipality, we're not allowed to talk
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: to anybody. You phone this number, but we're not allowed
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: to talk to anybody,