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FULL SHOW: My Brother In Law Ate My Placenta! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Johentleman Being podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
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  Speaker 1: the Experts and Tastes that kiwis laughing to the podcast
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  Speaker 1: on a Tuesday morning. She's already a third of December,
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  Speaker 1: rolling into December already. It's fun.
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  Speaker 2: It's how I get the end of year migraines. I've
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  Speaker 2: got one at the moment where your eyes flicker, you know, and.
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  Speaker 1: You can't see always getting around December. And I think
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  Speaker 1: it's to do with the humidity.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I was gonna say stress.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot going on in a stress.
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  Speaker 1: This is a job. We had to be stressed in
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  Speaker 1: this job, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: We're just busy, you know, it is busy. It's not
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  Speaker 3: that things aren't fun, it's just there's a lot going
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  Speaker 3: on at once.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And the weekends fill up, don't they. You don't
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  Speaker 2: have a spear weekend leading into Christmas Day?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's all we like. Honestly, we've just been thrashing
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  Speaker 3: it for like three weeks. But we try and stop
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  Speaker 3: and be like, all of this stuff's fun, because you
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  Speaker 3: lose the fun when there's so much happening.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, what you got on this? You gotta do
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  Speaker 2: a Cosantino Magic Show on Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: Two kid's birthday parties and my husband's work party.
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  Speaker 2: Powerful Day.
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  Speaker 1: It's a powerful day.
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  Speaker 3: It's all fun stuff though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, there's fun stuff.
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  Speaker 3: To manage it, you know, surgery, If you're late, it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't You just got to do what you can do.
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  Speaker 2: We go back to this point of like, we'd love
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  Speaker 2: to gem stuff and like a reason, we'd like to
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  Speaker 2: put this pressure on it.
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  Speaker 1: Everything happens. Yeah, you do wonder that. I guess it
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  Speaker 1: builds towards the end of the year for a lot
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  Speaker 1: of things. But sometimes you're like, well, but they can
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  Speaker 1: do the recital and what are they doing February the years,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah, but there are some things you're
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  Speaker 1: like or even like a staff thing. But again, it's
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  Speaker 1: the end of the year. You're like, well, February, we'll
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  Speaker 1: probably have been a lot more relaxed everyone time, and
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  Speaker 1: you start the year on a good night. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're right, you're right.
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  Speaker 2: I like and and the friends that let's catch up
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  Speaker 2: before Christmas. Talks about that the day didn't march. We
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  Speaker 2: probably won't want have the same conversation next year. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but a fun show today. Continuing on trying to learn
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  Speaker 2: our magic trick for Costantina performing that live at Cosantino
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  Speaker 2: Show this Saturday, and wildly underprepared.
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  Speaker 1: We are, and we need to actually go practice that today.
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  Speaker 1: We definitely do. We keep putting it off, making that
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  Speaker 1: you said.
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  Speaker 3: Before, We keep every day we're like, we're terrible at
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  Speaker 3: this and we still have been practiced it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, today we're going to prectice okay, and probably still
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  Speaker 2: be terrible at it, but at least we're.
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  Speaker 1: Preperus when we hear that tomorrow. But right now, enjoy
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  Speaker 1: the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: You've just shown me a photo of don't need your
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  Speaker 2: ar don't peeper in your sarcasm through the show. Think
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  Speaker 2: you serious don't need that. You've just shown us a
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  Speaker 2: photo of your sign a besie Bastion Bastiano. He's got
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  Speaker 2: a new look and you said you're going to keep something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So he's head is fills haircut. He's almost four and
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  Speaker 3: he had long, curly hair, but he was asking to
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  Speaker 3: have a normal haircut, which is so sad. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: what's a normal haircut? But it's summer and he's quite
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  Speaker 3: a sweety kid, so we.
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  Speaker 1: Were like, okay, gotcha.
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  Speaker 3: He's going to get a haircut, so quite a sty
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  Speaker 3: kid to sweaty all the time, even it's not that
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  Speaker 3: hot storm. I hope that goes away with your older
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  Speaker 3: But he has hit a haircut like it's short back insides.
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  Speaker 1: It looks very styly and he had very.
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  Speaker 3: Long, curly hair. So we asked the hairdresser to cut
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  Speaker 3: off his ponytail, and we've keipped it. We keep the
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  Speaker 3: whole ponytail, took it home and foil and it's just
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  Speaker 3: on the bench now. It's some foil Like I really
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  Speaker 3: wanted to keep it, but now I'm like, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what blew.
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  Speaker 2: It into a book. That's what he did with mine, right,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, hold on to that for a rainy day.
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  Speaker 1: An it's going to be a part.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we could get some sort of regross program there.
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  Speaker 1: It is a perfect Ringlet do we keep the whole
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  Speaker 1: lot or just like a little lock of the hair.
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  Speaker 1: Not a good let's got a lot.
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  Speaker 3: It's a big ringlessy ponytail.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, tap it to a book. You look like a
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  Speaker 2: dedicated stalker. Yeah, with a little bits of evidence in DNA.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nice keep.
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  Speaker 3: But I always said I wasn't going to be that parent,
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  Speaker 3: because my mom used to collect our teeth and then
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  Speaker 3: she still got them.
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  Speaker 2: We're like a couple.
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  Speaker 1: We container.
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  Speaker 3: No, she has on her like duchess, a little like
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  Speaker 3: ceramic thing with all her ear rings in it, and
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  Speaker 3: our teeth mixed in with her ear rings.
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  Speaker 2: All of you, like a full set of teeth there.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, she's keeping them away from the tooth fairy.
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  Speaker 1: She's the one household that didn't do that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe she was keeping the cash cash them.
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  Speaker 2: She built her own house out of all the plaky, gummy,
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  Speaker 2: bloody teeth doesn't mixed in.
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  Speaker 3: With her like jewelry. It's nasty.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So what have you kept as a momental? Your parents?
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  Speaker 2: You know that generation, our parents, They really did keep
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  Speaker 2: some stuff, didn't they. You got a wonderful story about
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  Speaker 2: a friend of yours twenty first.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, your friend of a friend, her mom used
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  Speaker 1: to wear his mum used to wear a little locket
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  Speaker 1: around her net with a photo and inside you know
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  Speaker 1: one of those little locketts. Yeah, around twenty first, open
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  Speaker 1: in front of everyone, said you'd be wondering, I'm wearing
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  Speaker 1: this lock at lovely patchenny Ah, and inside this this
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  Speaker 1: little thing and we're like, what is but here? What
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  Speaker 1: is that been carrying this around for twenty one years?
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  Speaker 1: Held it up and he had been well, let's say
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  Speaker 1: circumcised as a baby, and that was what she was
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  Speaker 1: carrying around just a little bit just instead of just
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  Speaker 1: a bit, Jesus brought the house down.
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  Speaker 2: Better, little piece of Kalamarick exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, wonderful play. Twenty one years?
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  Speaker 2: Did you wait for the twenty first? Was that there
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  Speaker 2: was announcement, so probably now time for the beginning.
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  Speaker 5: Really the heads that johnaan Ben podcast now.
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  Speaker 1: The unusual items that your parents might have held onto,
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  Speaker 1: some good ones coming through.
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  Speaker 2: There's a story someone folk I remember they've phoned this
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  Speaker 2: show or one of the thirty other ones we've hosted,
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  Speaker 2: that they they were sitting on a bead while your
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend who was in the bar. Okay, she's in the
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  Speaker 2: bathroom and he goes, oh, look there's some beef jerky
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  Speaker 2: on the bedside table, starts chewing on the beef jerky.
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  Speaker 1: His girlfriend comes out and he goes, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: He said, I'm eating this piece of beef jerky. She said,
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  Speaker 2: that's my umbilical cord. Now that was from I don't
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  Speaker 2: know I got many questions about el scenario who just
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  Speaker 2: leaves a piece of umbilical cord sting on the bedside
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  Speaker 2: table and sec who looks at a piece of umbilical
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  Speaker 2: cord beef jerky eats.
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  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, just rogue beef jerky that's sitting there.
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  Speaker 2: That yeah, just a random piece of strange, suspicious mystery meat.
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  Speaker 1: This jerky unusual thing to keep.
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  Speaker 2: So but hey, each there, Yeah, what have you kept?
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  Speaker 2: Hundreds telephone number? Let's go to Marilena. How are you
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  Speaker 2: never met a Marilena? This is the first time and
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  Speaker 2: I am loving it. What did you end up keeping?
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  Speaker 6: Well, something's preempted me because for me it's pretty When
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  Speaker 6: it was my daughter's unbilittle cord and a little.
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  Speaker 1: We're just wondering that.
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  Speaker 6: I kept it for I should have said it to
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  Speaker 6: her for a fiftieth actually, but she'd.
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  Speaker 1: Be like, what did it look like beef?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Would you could someone mistake it for that?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 6: Mine wasn't like a piece of chokey. It was likely
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  Speaker 6: shriveled up, shriveled up on biliticle cord.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, would you did it look tasty? Would you
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  Speaker 2: have eaten it? If you had seen it on the
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  Speaker 2: bead side table.
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  Speaker 6: No, but if I'll kept my second daughters, I might
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  Speaker 6: have had them made into ear.
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  Speaker 1: Rings a very high fashion. Maria. Appreciate it. You have
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  Speaker 1: a great day and you good ondea Hannah, morning to you.
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  Speaker 1: How are you good morning?
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  Speaker 2: What have you kept Hannah?
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, that's not me.
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  Speaker 7: I'm disclaiming it. So during lockdown, we decided we would
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  Speaker 7: try and taxidermy a deer hide, and our neighbor popped
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  Speaker 7: his head over the fence and said, I've got some
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  Speaker 7: chemicals for you, And of course we asked, what do
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  Speaker 7: you text Adermy? And he had found a white sperrit
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  Speaker 7: and so his son wint birth. He had textadermy back
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  Speaker 7: quite powfully put on a disco ball and it was
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  Speaker 7: smiling with some of his teeth that he had lost
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  Speaker 7: in the front of its space.
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  Speaker 2: So he had put his own teeth inside of fear
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  Speaker 2: a text you do me ferret on a disco ball.
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  Speaker 2: That's high concept, and that there would be a frightening
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  Speaker 2: site with a full set of human teeth. I love
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  Speaker 2: that hand Wow, that's magnificent. Appreciate that it's under thing
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  Speaker 2: less and lesser people. Good morning, How are you.
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  Speaker 8: Good morning, good thank you.
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  Speaker 2: What have you kept of your kids, tash or your
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  Speaker 2: mum or dad had kept of yours.
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  Speaker 8: I kept my daughter's placenta and had it in the
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  Speaker 8: deep freeze because we were renting at the time. And
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  Speaker 8: I was like, oh, keep it and then we'll put
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  Speaker 8: it under a tree. You know. Didn't quite get there.
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  Speaker 8: And one night we had my brother in law stay
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  Speaker 8: with us and he had long day, just got home
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  Speaker 8: from work and he had cooked was beautiful being on
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  Speaker 8: the compact and he says, I was made tea for
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  Speaker 8: you himself, and it's a stew. And I was like,
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  Speaker 8: and he goes, no, no, I used to the top
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  Speaker 8: three the deep freeze and I'm like, what the.
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  Speaker 9: Dry reaching.
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  Speaker 8: And he's like no. And I was like, oh my,
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  Speaker 8: But he's the brother in law that had gotten into
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  Speaker 8: the fridge and made coffee and was sitting at the
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  Speaker 8: tame with his mate and made coffee. And I was like,
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  Speaker 8: where did you get the milk? We haven't got any
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  Speaker 8: milk the little bottle and I was like.
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  Speaker 3: Jesu, we didn't do any taste teases for that casserole.
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  Speaker 1: Along the way, God drinking your breast milk, getting your Placinda.
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  Speaker 5: He's got the heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Can you think about purchasing something? And I get the
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  Speaker 1: reason behind it.
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  Speaker 3: I mentioned after the show. I actually I don't know
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  Speaker 3: how we got onto it. Maybe because it's really sunny
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  Speaker 3: that I always put sunscreen on my hands every day.
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  Speaker 2: You don't old lady hands, is what you said.
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  Speaker 3: Well, my mom has like she's had a lot of
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  Speaker 3: stuff burned and sizzled out and cut out. And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I don't want to end up like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got old lady hands. I've got the hands
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  Speaker 2: of a ninety three year old on life support.
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  Speaker 3: Your hands are often blue.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I worry about you smoking. I was smoking back
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  Speaker 2: in the day.
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  Speaker 1: Terrible circulation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't start smoking kids, that's my message.
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, well, I put sunscreen on in
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  Speaker 3: the mornings, but when I'm driving, my hand's on the
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  Speaker 3: steering wheel.
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  Speaker 1: It's not good. Apparently the sun on your hands for
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  Speaker 1: that amount of time, that's what the lady told me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so people can with their fingers and stuff and you can.
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  Speaker 3: Get you know, see John O.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get the reason behind it.
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  Speaker 3: I mentioned I was going to buy driving gloves.
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  Speaker 2: Now I wanted to mock you about those driving and
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  Speaker 2: you brought cancer into the conversation.
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  Speaker 7: Skin.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to even laugh about skin cares a hat
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  Speaker 1: every day. You know, well, I have cancer.
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  Speaker 3: You used to drive a convertible too, like a little
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  Speaker 3: mix five.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you're just gonna look like a chauffeur somebody
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  Speaker 2: who doesn't want to leave their fingerprints at the scene
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  Speaker 2: of a crime.
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  Speaker 1: I hope they're leather words.
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  Speaker 3: Some of you can't wear the gloves.
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  Speaker 2: You want to be a white Michael Jackson who.
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  Speaker 3: Saw someone driving along with the white Michael Jackson gloves, Like,
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  Speaker 3: what is wrong with well?
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  Speaker 2: You poke your hand out the window to thank someone
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  Speaker 2: for letting you in there, like Queen come back from
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  Speaker 2: the dead.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna look very regal.
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  Speaker 3: You're right, I won't get done for any crime you
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  Speaker 3: were your driving gloves.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine. I'm not allowed to mock.
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  Speaker 3: Your skin cancer purposes get lazy ones? Do I just
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  Speaker 3: get patent someburn?
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  Speaker 1: You probably would get pattern as well.
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  Speaker 5: The jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: All right, carey game that we have been playing for
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  Speaker 1: the last few weeks. It's been a lot of fun
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  Speaker 1: and people still texting through saying I'm still playing. I'm
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  Speaker 1: still in the game, so you probably don't want to
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  Speaker 1: listen to this if you're still playing the game, because
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  Speaker 1: we're our station as a whole. We're out, and mainly
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  Speaker 1: thanks to Tash, a listener who took down Maddy McLain.
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  Speaker 1: Firstly from the Drive Show with Maddy you are you
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  Speaker 1: are playing post as a caller to their show when
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: they wanted someone to call up about something they wanted
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  Speaker 1: on air and then just played the song and it
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  Speaker 1: happened to you. Yesterday, Meghan, we're in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: deer Megan talking about something irrelevant not to do with
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  Speaker 1: Mariah Carey, and this this happened. Let's get Meeka on morning.
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  Speaker 2: How are you.
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  Speaker 1: Out of the game? Glory the Rise too.
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  Speaker 10: She's hung up as well, so well, ohjeez, well played.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why that's so good.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry everyone listening. He was now out.
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  Speaker 1: You're out of the game. Many mcclean's out of the game.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out of the game.
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  Speaker 2: Taken down by what an evil super villain?
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  Speaker 1: Oh so good?
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  Speaker 11: The right Carey game that was yesterday and then after
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  Speaker 11: the show you said you've been sabotashed. Sabotage, sabotage yeah,
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  Speaker 11: so much talking out the big players of the game,
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  Speaker 11: like a Game of Thrones character.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't I joined us right now, Well done you
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  Speaker 1: you really won the game.
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  Speaker 12: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Now what was that?
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  Speaker 10: Well done?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: She did well. She took us out. She took us out.
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  Speaker 1: The drives.
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  Speaker 2: The motivation tash, Where did it come from?
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  Speaker 12: I mean I started with Marty McLean and I saw
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  Speaker 12: his reaction. I was like, oh my gosh, this is
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  Speaker 12: like so funny.
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  Speaker 3: He made it too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did, and then you took me down, and
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  Speaker 1: then you took me getting down.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 12: So every single morning I would wake up in any cuticle,
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  Speaker 12: I would just try it and I ken't put it,
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  Speaker 12: and then sometimes you wouldn't talk to me. I like,
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  Speaker 12: and then like that, I was like, yesterday, I was like,
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  Speaker 12: oh my gosh, because I think one of the producers
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  Speaker 12: was away and she was like, like, I've never spoken
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  Speaker 12: to her, so she didn't know who I was, and
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  Speaker 12: she was like, yeah, yeah you can, you can be
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  Speaker 12: on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, no, you got put because Ellie was
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  Speaker 2: away with the Migraine producer Grace Solo running the show.
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  Speaker 1: She was stressed your quarters.
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  Speaker 3: Because yeah, to be fear producer Ali recognized your voice
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  Speaker 3: and she could pick you when you were calling, so
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  Speaker 3: you weren't. You weren't being leaked through. But then as
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  Speaker 3: soon as she was away, your our gatekeeper had gone.
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  Speaker 3: You got me.
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  Speaker 2: Well well done, but hey, listen, I won't read out
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  Speaker 2: all the text that came through on fourth for eight seven,
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  Speaker 2: because not only do you eliminate Megan, but you eliminate
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  Speaker 2: hundreds of people listening.
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  Speaker 4: Guys, she's drunk on power.
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  Speaker 1: You clocked the game for us, and you.
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  Speaker 2: Now will you be back next year? Because we're coming
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  Speaker 2: back bigger and being next year, We've got merch. Ben's
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  Speaker 2: going to have a list of rules and regulations, a
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  Speaker 2: finish line. Are we going to Are we going to
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  Speaker 2: be seeing mortash in twenty twenty five?
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  Speaker 12: Well, I mean I'm going to be like in like
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  Speaker 12: Australia next year, so I don't think so, oh god, yeah,
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  Speaker 12: I mean like I can always work it out.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, she's going abroad.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, she's the brain drain is happening, insh is off,
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  Speaker 2: no sabotage.
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  Speaker 1: Well done, well done, It's it's been a lot of
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  Speaker 1: fun play this game with us.
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  Speaker 12: Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 5: The HiT's the JOHNA. Wan Ben Podcast.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Papa at the Museum, of course of the National Museum
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: in Wellington has just started charging international visitors. Past two
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: months and it's not peak season, but over two months
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: are charging thirty five dollars each per visitor. It's made
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: They'll be like, damn it, why did we do it
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: about ten years ago?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Exactly? That's just two months that is, and a real
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: honesty system too. They just said, people come on the
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: door and they go, hey, where you're from, They're like, hey,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: If they say they're from overseas, they're like, oh, that's one.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: This way. If they say they're from New Zealand, where
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: you go people from New Zealand and just still coming
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: for free.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: You don't want a Frenchman coming here with a great
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: New Zealand accents.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Real stiff. The system won't do you impressive A seven
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand dollars two months.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I'll get triggered every time you mentioned to Papa, remember
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: we did that the probably the worst MC gig we've
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: ever hosted. Not the gig wasn't bad. We were terrible. Yeah, yeah,
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: we tanked and then we panicked and I walked off
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: stage and then ran my head.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I couldn't see anything because it was pitch black.
• 17:11
  Speaker 10: Walked off stage and ran my head straight into one
• 17:14
  Speaker 10: of Sir Peter Jackson's war memorial soldiers, but the one
• 17:18
  Speaker 10: like I got, you know, the massive soldiers like holding
• 17:21
  Speaker 10: a gun, bombs straight into his finger.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: After that performance, oh yeah, we had to go back
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: on and he was like as he came, John was like,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: am I bleeding? I'm like you are, And they came
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: back with his blood like gushing down his that's technically
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I've been to warf with the Soldier for the Soldier.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: It wasn't anything. I mean, it was hosted by Depapa,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: but yeah, definitely like coming back.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll have to pay like the international people, the
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: hats that Johona and Ben podcast do every day.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Just talk to the dog, talk about our dog Milo
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: like he's just a normal human being. And then there's
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: a part of me it stopped and went, he's he's
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: digesting none of us, He understands none of us.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: He reply, what's the point of it?
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I guess the alternatives You don't say anything to the dog,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: which is it seems like you just ignore the dog wagon.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you see other thing? Can I give them affection?
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Bloody good?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Dogs will just die in the ditch for your Honestly
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: they are. I know Ricky Javas bangs on about how
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: much he loves dogs and cat.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Person. Yeah he's like, yeah, he doesn't move. He's like,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: the cat's here, the cat's here.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: It's he likes them better than jumans. He said, they're
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: the greatest creatures. And they are.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: They are when you think about it.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: And Anna joins us because we were like, do dogs
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: understand anything of what we're saying? We demanded a dog
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: expert at six oh two in the morning, But and
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: you came on. Not a dog expert, Anna Hire. Yeah, good,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: good to if you're on, mate, Not a dog expert,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: but you've employed the uses of one.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: Yes, end of mine. In Australia. She went to a
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: pet psychic in America and she was very kindly gifted
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: me a session and it was very interesting.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Oh so how does it work? Did it work? O?
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Like a skype or a zoom sort of thing?
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: Zoom?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: All right, Okay, the pessimist in me is suspicious, but
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: I'd love to know what they said.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: So, I have a wine Moranta called Winston, and he's
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: very naughty at times. And one of the big things
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: for me was that because he likes to pull and
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: he's a big sniffer. And she said that he doesn't
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: care that it hurts me so because he just is
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: too interested in what he wants to do. And he
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: doesn't like my voice, which is very interesting.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Oh really you found this out.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and he doesn't like it when I watch and pooh.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: No, dogs get a bit awkward with that.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: I thought the psychology was they always look at you
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: because they like protect me. I'm vulnerable and vulnerable.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: It keeps going to my headphone. Sorry, I'm just don't walking.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: It's okay. Uh.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: And so the dog doesn't like well, I get that,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: you're right, because they just the look in their eye
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: of shame and humiliation. I mean, no, you wouldn't.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I would like doing it publicly like that on the lawn.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: And you just looked at you as if to say,
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: do your mind.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: So you spoke to a Peter Szarchik, and the one
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: thing that came back with was your dog's very embarrassed
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: when you watch them defecate.
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but yeah, and it went on for an hour,
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: so there was lots of things that she.
• 20:43
  Speaker 13: She said it was, but it was.
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: It was very interesting and all she wanted was her
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: photo of the dog in his age and up with it.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Did she tell you anything that you have like kept
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: hold of, like you've changed because of what she says?
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: Probably just like his food, like he likes this this food,
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: like he likes food. He's very food orientated. And we
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: felt that we weren't giving him enough food because he
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: was really mouching quite a lot. And that seems to
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: have stopped a wee bit because we just didn't can
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: steer a wee bit? Okay, I actually because we've always
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: wanted another dog and I started saying, do you think
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: Winston would like that? And she went nope, he doesn't
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: want another dog a.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Job are the Hi? Well, thank you so much. What's
• 21:39
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  Speaker 1: burglar alarm for us in.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: A purple burglar? Well, we say in Aberdeen Foosier dudes,
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: what's next? It means how are you doing?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I like it?
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: When you say purple the heads that Jan Ben podcast
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  Speaker 5: now interesting.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got a dog.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: You don't talk much about your dog, Meg, and I
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: feel like the dogs really slipped down the picking order
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: in their priorities of your household.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: It's also about Spiewey and Powey.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: What's his name, Leo, don't even know his name.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, poor dog is Leo.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: He's a Bijon Griffin.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the thing when you have a dog
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: before having children. Is he around before the dog and
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: the kids come along and the child's as your child?
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: The poor dog bloody.
• 22:36
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: But anyway, we've got to we've got a dog and
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: he's not mistreated. You make yourself. It's not talked about
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: on radio. He's not talking about on radio. It's not like, uh,
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I got home you saying something I do and everyone
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: probably does it with their dogs. Is you talk to
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: them like they're humans? Good mate? How would you day?
• 22:57
  Speaker 14: Never?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I've never once said responds back no, And I also
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: tell them don't worry, I'll be back in about five minutes.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: And they've got no concept of time or anything like that.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Do you talk to your bow like a yeah?
• 23:09
  Speaker 11: Now?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: And again I don't yeah. No, Like when Jesse had
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: to from work, had to pick him up the other day.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I was trying to explain to them this someone's going
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: to come over and I was like, I done this, es,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: you might have been here before, and what is I think?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: So at the staff party, the gate's going to open,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: she's got coach, she's got to come and side. You
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: gotta grab him, put you in the car, this all down.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Don't forget about this?
• 23:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: No, but yeah sometimes I don't and then you're like,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: why am I doing this?
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: That's why I had to pull myself out of use
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: today and this is just wasted conversation.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: No, but they still they still know that you're talking
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: to them fictionately, certally know what you're saying.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Food, walk, treat, bang, those are the big banger words. Yeah,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: but all the filler stuff in between. Get home, mate,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: how are you going?
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Stop?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Don't do that?
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Why'd just be on the carpet?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to like to know. There's a dog
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: expert listening text and fourth verse? Can they understand all
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: of our conversation because they're sitting around listening to.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: A lot of it. It's probably keywords, right, Otherwise, go
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: on us haven't going to dog on us. They're going
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: to come into work and go all right, here.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Isn't t turn on the had a radio show?
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Do you see to be picking me out the heads
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: World's Best Cities have been announced and New Zealand's well
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: not quite quite got any in the top She's just
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: not one.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, in the top ten.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: So the best cities of twenty twenty five, it's the
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: big bangers, you know, London, Paris Studio, Singapore, Australia has
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: made the top ten, with Sydney and tenth place, but
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Auckland is the highest, just scraping inside the top fifty.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: At forty fifty.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Ouch, it's all right for equality and labor force participation.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Oh good, got those numbers, the labor force participation numbers.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: They were lagging last year exactly, so that's good. Probably
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  Speaker 1: you probably get it. You get it.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Do you really expect to be in the top teen?
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Queen doesn't count?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Still spade here.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I like them when they're like New Zealand's got the
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  Speaker 2: sixiest extent, you know, one of the top posts, and
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: you're like, really sucks.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: No one has listened to this show. You definitely knows.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Queen is back after a day's sick leave yesterday crippled
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: by a migraine.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: On Hello, I'm back, Thank you John.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Now listen, shock shocker, shocker yesterday for me, we're out
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: at question number one. Yeah, you've got to learn. I
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: blame because Queen Gracie Field in for you. I blame
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: the question asking as opposed to the question answering there.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, first question this morning on the New Zealanderil dadicuates.
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  Speaker 4: All right, and which US state was actor Brad Born?
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Was it Texas, Oklahoma or California?
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Oklahoma is coming hot?
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Once again?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Go against what he said.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: That he had an accent right, Oklahoma. He had like
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: a bit of a readneck accent. Yeah, Oklahomians have a legions.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know Dicksons do, right.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's kind of Matthew McConaughey.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: What made you say Oklahoma?
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Because I feel like he's got a brother who still
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: works and lives in Oklahoma. Yeah, I know that. I
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: think I've read that article somewhere.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I felt bad to shout out to Dug Pear. Was
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: it actually? Yeah?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: I thought you were joking?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Is it actually, yes, sorry, it wasn't one of my
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: bad puns.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: It was actually a great joke.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: In the morning for great jokes. Looks like a repub
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  Speaker 1: looking candidate. He's let's go with John again. That's for
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: redemption Oklahoma, isn't it?
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: That is career Oklahoma? Yeah, nice work. Oh my gosh, Doug,
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: I can't g have a dug pet. That's so funny.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, twelve not not identical?
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  Speaker 1: Shout not alright?
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Question number two. Which Premier League football team is the
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: only one to win four consecutive titles? Chelsea, Manchester City
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: or Manchester United Football?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Secutive titles? Yeah, so that meaning in a row?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Who was David Beckham?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean that Chelsea's begat. This is a question
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: for the because I don't want to people listening right now.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: We like you idiots. It's this so for eight seven,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: can we repeat that question one more time?
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Which Premier League football team is the only one to
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: win four consecutive titles?
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: I'll see Manchester City or Manchester United?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, four for it seven help us out. We're going
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: to use our quiz lifeline right now and try and
• 28:06
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• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Two the heads that John wan Ben podcast in the
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: middle of the day, Gus.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Question number two has been done. We're on to three.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Yes, now there's gonna be the pronunciation era here for me.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I thank you, we love about.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: You, the unconfident asking of exotic European names and countries.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, so this one question number three, animals from the
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: order city C.
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  Speaker 1: C E T A.
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  Speaker 4: C E T A c e A live and what
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: environment land here or.
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  Speaker 15: C Oh my god, I want to show you the
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  Speaker 15: word there spell can you spell it again?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Sorry, and I'll just I'm not going to google the answer.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: That's pronunciation.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: So it's c E T A C E A. I've
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: seen this word before too, and I know it, but
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  Speaker 4: I've blanked.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: So this is animals that are living.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: So yeah, what and what environment to these citussial creatures
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: are citation?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Cit okay?
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: Cetatia. Yeah, so that must be like.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: The cetaceans there.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, So that doesn't help us in anyway, but at
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: least we have the pronunciation create.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Cretaceans is like under the water, right crustacean?
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, here we go processing, Okay, bringing science into it,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: so you think along those lines and it would be
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: under the water.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Then no, it was like, is it not under the water?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Crustaceans are under the water. Cetaceans?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, go on now you now you're okay, we'll meet.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: On stations and citations.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Maybe they are from the same area.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's go under the seat. All right, it's going
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  Speaker 1: under the sea, all right, little mermaid under the sea.
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  Speaker 3: That is.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: That's like whales and dolphins. I know what that means
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: means I couldn't say it. So it's like whales and
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: dolphins and stuff. It's that kind of creature across stations
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: is like crabs and like what else is there? I
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: don't know, crayfish?
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Questions before the slow food movement originated in what European
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: country in nineteen eighty nine the slow food Yeah, Italy,
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Spain or France. I don't know what that means.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Slow food movements that fast food something that Spanish would do.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Sit around have been oh yes, yeah.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Spain or France.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: France. Yeah, France would.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Be like turn their nose up a fast food, so.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: It would be the French. Are Italians?
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, listen, my blind arrogance. Guesses have got a
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: snow wheel over the past week and a half. So
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: let's lock in one of your.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Two the slow food move, but then the nanas would
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: like to cook, you know, the pasta and stuff.
• 30:57
  Speaker 15: Just it's fine, that's correct, all right?
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Question number five alongside Lawrence Olivier, Derek who helped found
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  Speaker 4: Britain's Wait, hang on, alongside Lawrence Olivier, Derek who helped
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: found what Britain's National Theater?
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: It makes sense to me? Just keep reading that.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, alongside Lawrence Olivier Derek who helped found Britain's
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: National Theater in nineteen sixty three.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Derek Derek Who?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Derek Who?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: And what's the surname?
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Options Jarman, Jacoby or Folds or Foulds Folds.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Now you come from the theater background, Megan Lords.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Sorry, guys, I'm off my games.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: It's no different to the other day.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Laurence Olivier, Lawrence Olivia Nce and then Derek who.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, that first cover is like a famous actor?
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: What no, Laurence Olivia? Yeah right, yeah, but.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Who's ever heard of Erk?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: They don't even know Try and figure that out.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, I go.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Three options German Jacoby or Folds Jacoby.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's Jacob, all right?
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: That is correct?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we're gonna have to hang around and come
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: back with us. We don't deserve the game.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Three half await radio hosts blindly gifts their way through
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  Speaker 2: the Herald.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Daily Quiz, the hits that jonaan Ben podcast six down.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Hero Daily Quiz? We try and get ten in a row.
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  Speaker 2: As soon as we bow out, we bow out of
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: the quiz. However, if you're to the New Zealand Hero
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: dot c you can continue on if you're satisfied with
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: less than ten out of ten. But this show we
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: only strive for perfection.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: So far we have scraped our way through to what's
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: this question?
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: This is number seven.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know how we got. We don't deserve to
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: be you know, we don't.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: You're right, but we are here and so we'll carry on.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: I reckon you can get this one. What Kate Bush
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: song was featured in season four range.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: After all the bloomen, the hard questions about crustaceans and
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: all sorts of come and Brad pet where he's from,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: we come back to easy ones.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: That is correct? Woo all right, question number eight. Which
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: electric powered passenger car did General Motors introduce and kill
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: off in the nineteen nineties. Was it the EV one,
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: the Starlight or the Bolt?
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, so they had their own brands of electric vehicle
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: General Motors. I feel like they'd call the Bolt I
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: reckon that would be like a General Motors wait thing
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: to call their car.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Don't believe.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: But again of.
• 33:33
  Speaker 15: Record, it's called the EV one Bolt eight.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Oh you've got eight roles, so you've got seven yeah, yeah,
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: that's pretty good though.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: The hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: We're performing a magic trick at Costantino's Australian magician is incredible.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Actually he's storing the country right now and gel the
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: details that that's stockholto Intar and on Saturday he's taught
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: us a trick that we need to perform live in
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: front of hundreds of people and his show.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Now, we just wanted to learn a party trick for
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: office party season to wear the messes and now we're
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: going to well the messes in a theater. So it's
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: a three prong attack on the card trick. Megan looks
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: after the top bit with the persons to select the
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: card then I take it over. Something goes wrong, and.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: This and this transition between you and me, I feel
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: like I keep screwing it up and yeah, and then
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: we get a result like this we did on Producer Elely.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Is this your card? No, like some space, hang on,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: this is your card?
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, your card.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: If we just keep doing this, eventually we'll land on
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: your card.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not very your.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've done it on the Prime Minister of the Prime.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: We got his card third time. Third time.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: He was like, oh, it's not bad three times car
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: And then Amanda, your wife, she tried it on her
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: and she was sort of dissecting the trick and knew
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: how you'd did it.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Is this is your card?
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: I did it, but I know because before when you
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: were spreading out all the cards, I.
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: Saw you, yes years and also when you were holding
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: the cards, I could see that you must have been cheating.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't. It wasn't. Don't watch it closely. I'm
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: just it just never reveals their tricks. We mean to
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: get it too long.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I love the defensive magician too.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: No, no, just be amazed that I got the card.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, what we want to know, have you ever
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: been dragged on stage at a magic show.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Have you been the person that they saw in half
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: that'd be good? How does that work? I don't know.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like someone must be involved in that, but
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: maybe not. Maybe it's the punter.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: But sometimes when you get dragged up on stage. Because
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: I went up on stage with a mentalist and everyone
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: afterwards was asking me, oh, I wasn't on it.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I thought you were partnership, right, And then.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: They were asking me everything I knew, and I was like, no,
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: I knew as much as you. I got dragged up
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: on stage, told a story about like Paris, and the
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: mentalist like relaid it without like I wrote it down,
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: and then he told everyone the story without seeing what
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: I'd written, and.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Exactly what you've written.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, I have no idea.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: But you're one of these people who are like.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Pick me me, dragged me?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: You like to be Yeah, I love it.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Pulled out of the crowd.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: That's the opposite to my Almost every New Zealander.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Loves pulling people out of the crowd. Come on up, mate,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: But people are like, oh God, look at me.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Just like the look of fear in people's eyes when
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: you're like, i'd have the same look of fear in
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: my eyes if someone was doing that to me. But that, okay,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: you've been pulled up on stage doesn't necessarily to be
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: a magic show for its great concerts? Did you get
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: up and play guitar drums? Always appreciate those people.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: You have been dragged up on stage? Because the thank
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: you to Costantino too for letting us in. I feel
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: like part of the magic illuminati.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Now I know that he's trusting us to do a
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: good job at a show.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: He's like, you take this to your grave for us,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: you'll magically disappear. So if we do magically disappear, it's
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: not magic. It's definitely foul play. Okay, and Costantino is
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: the prime suspect. So the hits. Have you been dragged
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: up on stage at a magic show?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Helen?
• 37:22
  Speaker 16: I haven't. My husband was dragged up on stage by hypnotist.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is he a hypnotizable person?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Your husband?
• 37:30
  Speaker 16: Well, he said no, he said, nah, that's all rubbish,
• 37:34
  Speaker 16: not going to work. So and then so he went
• 37:38
  Speaker 16: up and said, you know, I can prove this wrong.
• 37:42
  Speaker 16: And yeah, we went under really quickly. But my husband's
• 37:46
  Speaker 16: six foot four and the hypnotist was about five foot
• 37:48
  Speaker 16: six and he had the more standing up and then
• 37:51
  Speaker 16: he goes sleep, can sleep, and my husband, I don't
• 37:54
  Speaker 16: know but what you go to like, but my husband
• 37:56
  Speaker 16: goes to sleep. In like two minutes, he literally started
• 38:00
  Speaker 16: to fall and this poor five feet hypnotist I was
• 38:05
  Speaker 16: trying to hold him up so he didn't fall his head.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Also, he was easily hypnotizable.
• 38:10
  Speaker 16: He was absolutely hypnotizable.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: He was Wow, one minute you're a skeptic, next minute
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: you're collepsing on the hypnotize.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: You'd be like, awake, wake up, some.
• 38:21
  Speaker 16: Poor guy trying to hold you up.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: And so what did he him?
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Clucking like a chicken or thinking he was a lamp
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: post or something because he was.
• 38:28
  Speaker 16: Too heavy from He just went, now you're off for
• 38:32
  Speaker 16: me to manage to get.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Out, and then woke him up and said, okay, there
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: you go. I believe I don't know if we were
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: hypnotized or not.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I'm always a bit if it. We've been there.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: And I was like, was I playing up to it
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: or was I hypnotized?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, because I was hypnotized. I never used
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: to eat mushrooms, and I was kind of like aware
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: of what's happening, but also now I eat mushrooms.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I don't know.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: We thank you Helen and Potty, appreciate your cool. Let's
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: get Holly on from Golden Bay. Welcome Holly, Hi, wonderful
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: part of New Zealand. You've been dragged on stage at
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: the Magic Show.
• 39:09
  Speaker 14: No, I've been dragged on stage for it was like
• 39:11
  Speaker 14: a money or the bad situation.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, when did you go?
• 39:14
  Speaker 14: Yeah, so I get up on stage. You had to
• 39:17
  Speaker 14: answer a trivia question correct to get the chance to play,
• 39:21
  Speaker 14: and I got up there I found, well, basically found
• 39:24
  Speaker 14: out that night also that I have an absolute overbearing
• 39:29
  Speaker 14: fear of failure. And the lady asked me the question
• 39:32
  Speaker 14: and I just lost it. I went I was hysterical,
• 39:34
  Speaker 14: like really bailing my eyes out, an absolute disaster on
• 39:38
  Speaker 14: the stage because I was in front. I just didn't
• 39:40
  Speaker 14: want to get it wrong.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, the host is definitely chose.
• 39:47
  Speaker 14: She goes, just take the price, take the.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Prize, screen a great time.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:54
  Speaker 14: Well I've seen you too, John and Ben and the
• 39:56
  Speaker 14: Octagon before in Duneeda and many many years ago, and
• 39:59
  Speaker 14: I just about panic.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I had to we have that effect on a lot
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: of people. Yeah, oh well that's so Hey was a
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: good thing to learn in front of a whole theater
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: full of people.
• 40:10
  Speaker 14: Holly, Well, I got a prize out of it.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, great hack to get the prize, just be like
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: make it awkward.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: The hits that johonaan Ben podcast.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's very funny on social media. He was on
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars and The AM Show and he's
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: teamed up with Ben Lammas from New Zealand id Or,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: the winner of the first ever in New Zealand Idol.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: They've got a new single out and about at the moment,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: which is pretty cool raising money for Star jam.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: And you were saying he's been doing something for every day.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: For five years. I think over five years.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Incredible And William, why do we joined us in the
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: studio right now? You've been running every day for five years?
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: Is it right?
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Mate? Nelly? Five years? I think it's like four four
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: years and eight months. It's like over sixteen hundred days
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: in a row.
• 40:56
  Speaker 17: Even Christmas Day, even Christmas save mate. I went to
• 40:59
  Speaker 17: r V last year and even every day at r
• 41:01
  Speaker 17: and V heavy nights, did you.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Ten K's a lot of the time. But because I
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: finally on social media, you're a great filough But that's incredible.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I mean there must be some days you have done
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: something and then go on, now I've got to go
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: for a run.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Mate.
• 41:14
  Speaker 17: There's been so many days I look some of them, Oh,
• 41:17
  Speaker 17: come down, come to have a few beers. A few
• 41:18
  Speaker 17: beers with turn into a few more and a few
• 41:20
  Speaker 17: more and it's about eleven at night, and I've got
• 41:22
  Speaker 17: to get in a ten k run.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: So so over the.
• 41:24
  Speaker 17: Four years eight months, I've been running just every day.
• 41:26
  Speaker 17: But from me nearly the last two years, it's been
• 41:28
  Speaker 17: ten k's every day, so good every day.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: I was like, I was going to ask if you know,
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: like a one hundred meters sprint would for your run
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: that day. But ten k's every day.
• 41:38
  Speaker 17: Ten k's every day finally for about two years, and
• 41:41
  Speaker 17: that is so important.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: So let you go out at night. But then you're like, jeez,
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: before I go to bed, I've got to run ten
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: k's and at night.
• 41:48
  Speaker 17: I've got my time management has to be banging on
• 41:50
  Speaker 17: to get it in before I Sometimes I wake up
• 41:52
  Speaker 17: at three that knowing that.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Oh I've got I got got work this morning.
• 41:56
  Speaker 17: Then I got that then I god, you've got the Christmas.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Doos or whatever or good on?
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and do you feel like the mental the mental
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: benefits from.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Mate, I can't see any better.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Mate, you can see ten years into the future.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: That's how good as eyesighters? Absolutely well, that's popping and
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: William White are there?
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: So running every day for nearly five years, sixteen hundred
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: days in a row.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Really impressive.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: We want to open these these lines up, the phone lines,
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: these dead phone lines, get them sparked up. What have you.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Done every day? Something you know, not like probably putting
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: trousers on? Yeah, I mean, we'll take it, but maybe
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: you have I was gonna say go to work, but
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: maybe you've gone to work every day. I haven't had
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: a day off for a number of years. That's that's
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: pretty impressive.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: You know, probably every day for the last two and
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: a half years. I've lay on the driveway four o'clock
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: in the morning and just steer up at the stars.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: I find that's quite nice. It's little unusual if anyone
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: walked in on that. Net should be one of those
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: are you okay?
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Situation like that? Yeah's during winter as well?
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah nice, it gets cold, but the sky is clear,
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: and you're gonna like it really makes you feel insignificant
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: steering up at space.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it sounds like a cry for help.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I just have a single tear running down the side
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: of my cheek too as I steer up at the stars,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: going what's the point? Did inside? What anything you do
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: every day?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Well? Yeah, I keep bagging my about to my family,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: walk the dog. I love some help, love some help,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: love the dog.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: You've you've done, You've got good at what you didn't
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: want to do.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: And they're always like, yeah, no, tomorrow, I'll get up
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: early do that. I get home and I'm like, how
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: did that? Get up early and want the dog?
• 43:45
  Speaker 10: Go?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't do it today.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: Did you not?
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I'll do it again. Get out there, just walking the dog, guys,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: just walking the dog again.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you get home from away from eleven o'clock at night.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: We walks. Yeah, exactly, like William there's running. I'm like,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: all right, we're going to go. What the dog? I've
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: done in all sorts of conditions? What about you?
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: What are you doing every day?
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Probably the only thing that I can really say I've
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: done every day is probably put on lipstick.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: It's good.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've committed to it.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, every like on a Sunday you'll put lipstick on, yeah,
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: will you? Yeah, I thought there'd be a day after you.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Lip It's just like a little neody one, you know.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: We just spoke to, William or run five years has
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: run every single day.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Ten k's pretty much. Yeah, Tim commons.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Every day, sixteen D on the block.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, it's pretty much, you know, forty fifty minute
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: run every day.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: They're just very impressive, very impressive.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Christmas Day, Boxing Day went covid. Yeah he ran when
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: he hit covid.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, even when you're not feeling like you've got a
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: cold or something.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Rhythm and vines after some you know, off the back
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: end of some wild nights, the rhythm of vines, you
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: go and do a ten k run.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: So the commitment to that very impressive.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: What are you doing every day? This is what we
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: want this morning? Maureen good Ey, good day?
• 45:03
  Speaker 16: Oh yeah, how are you doing?
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Listen? It was all going so well till I see
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: good day.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: What are you doing every day? Maureen?
• 45:10
  Speaker 16: I'm putting on persumme no matter what.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: You can smell you through the phone. You smell magnificent, Maureen.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: What's your poison of choice?
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: I don't know if I'm saying it right, but I
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: call it nakiso rod regae.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: I love that.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I don't think anyone really knows.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: I know I've got it.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: It's lovely Naki rod stoopoop whatever are who knows? Silent?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Used to love you to?
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: You know, hose that on when you're seventeen years old,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: when you're yeah, we'll get on your Maureen. You keep
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: smelling nice.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Thank you guys.
• 45:52
  Speaker 16: Here the great day.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: One of our nicest smelling listeners.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Maureen. Right there, Kirie, what are you doing every day?
• 45:59
  Speaker 9: I love you to my family every day because you
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: never know when you're not going to get that opportunity.
• 46:05
  Speaker 13: To do that.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: It is beautiful. What spreed this on? Love?
• 46:11
  Speaker 9: So I work in the hospital and I've seen a
• 46:14
  Speaker 9: number of people say I wish I had or I
• 46:17
  Speaker 9: wish I hadn't. And I don't want to be that
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: person to say that to my family that I wish
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: I had said I love you because that last time.
• 46:25
  Speaker 9: So I take that opportunity every day to say it
• 46:28
  Speaker 9: to my family.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: It is beautiful.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: We always say it when we hang up the phone,
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: me and my husband sickening. It's the same thing. You
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: don't know what's going to happen between now when you
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: see them again.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: You hang up, someone, hang up, Just hang hang up
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: for you, Carrie. That is lovely. A wonderful thought for
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: a Tuesday morning.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: You're going to have a great day, you two. Love you,
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: love you, Krrie.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Love you. Going to say back to your exit closed
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: here if anything even security on me today, we got
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: that one. Uh and Daniel Chow.
• 47:08
  Speaker 13: How can after what Carrie said? It was lovely?
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: It was lovely, right, so you got to follow what's
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: what's the thing you're doing every day?
• 47:19
  Speaker 13: I cleaned my badroom every single morning before go to work.
• 47:23
  Speaker 13: And that sounds terrible after beautiful.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: You know we should have done the other way around.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: He made me feel like more than fuzzy. You're making
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: me feel useless.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you tell your bathroom you love your love
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: your bathroom.
• 47:36
  Speaker 13: I don't love my bathroom. I love that you're spotless
• 47:39
  Speaker 13: more than that. And you, guys, thank you to you
• 47:41
  Speaker 13: this morning. I'm out of the game, okay, thanks to you.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: People are frustrated by that, I feel like it's disappointing. Baby.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, as soon as we were all well out.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Of the seated around us, that's sorry. We should see
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: the day.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: But we also did say that we weren't like a
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: safe space anymore