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#338 We Don't OVER SLEEP the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Good morning, good morning. We don't smoke the same bam. It's extra
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  marks to spin. Yeah, fuck you and his own and everybody who left
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  and welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the Same Podcast.
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  Yeah, every fucking little Wayne fucking video sintral introva song bro. He recently
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  admitted that that's uh, every every lighter noise was different or something like that.
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  People just thought it was Luke. Yeah, he would just recorded every
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  time for those intros, but I thought I always thought that was kind of
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  unique. I would make a compilation. But welcome back everybody to another episode.
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  Although We Don't Smoke the Same Podcast, Sorry for being late this time.
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  It was not my fault. It was. It was not what is
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  it? It was not Xavier's fault and raise over here like it's my fault.
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  It was I was watching the hot Flaming Cheeto movie. Yeah, would
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  you get how many hot Cheetos out of fire? Are you rating it?
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  Or you did you do it for the moaning real or just to watch here?
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  Gonna do a review on Yeah, we're gonna do today. Yeah,
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  but yeah, so if you want to, if you want to see the
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  review or hear the review I was about, I'm about podcast. I was
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  about to ask you about the fucking movie. I guess they can't no more
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  what that was like? Literally, there's no point because that's why you gotta
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  go watch it tomorrow without without further ado, XG everybody, what's up?
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  So thank you. Exavier, Yeah, I got he's on. I got
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  the he's on the performance package, so his dick's gonna look at big let's
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  get them next. I'm trying to get on Bluechoo. Now we need Bluetoo
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  though. Hey, but I'm especially because we're not doing coke no more,
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  so we're gonna get like the fool fucking like the full effect. Yeah,
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  like we're like, you know, like you're significant other crawls away because they
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  can't take the like is like those movies were just like those scary movies or
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  just see you're just there like thor come here, you ain't wearing done yet,
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  like you just look good today. It just doesn't know why that's evil?
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  What's fun? Bro? Just think like you're like, damn really likes
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  me, but oh you had just asked me that what oh no, what
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  about about the finding a fake penis? Yeah? I found it all right,
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  Ray Ray and everybody in the chart room. The question was, the
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  question was like are you leaving? Are you leaving somebody if you find your
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  significant other like than your stuff, if you find a dialdog but not just
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  like a regular dialdog, like something like fool Like just damn, you're like,
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  like I would definitely question it, like are you having a serious conversation.
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  You're not letting it slide by like you didn't see it. Hell,
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  but I'm talking like I'm talking about exactly, like the food in the flag.
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  Those fools, Yeah, fool, what are you expecting her to say?
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  Oh my god, it's what's me and my homegirls do a joke like
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  it was like a prop What does she sister says, that's my that's my
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  daily. I would think you'd be able to tell them because doctors would get
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  worn out. Hey man, No, Dick's bigger than the fucking fist.
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  That's like I'm competable with. Like, you can't compete with that, bro,
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  like like unless like you're like some black food from Africa tribe or something
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  like that. Like he's gonna ask me what I would do. I'm not
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  even talking about it. I'm just breaking up with it again, shacks Dick.
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  Yeah, I'm just breaking up with her. Dogs. I'm not having
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  a conversation with her. I'm not asking her. It's just stude. If
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  that thing is twice my twice my size, I'm out. You're out here
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  like Derek Fisher is. Yeah, I'll measure back. I'll measure it,
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  dog, I'll get the ruler and if it's twice, it's bigger than the
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  rut. That's twelve inches dog as ray J's you don't want that, Shi,
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  you gotta bring a yards its ray J really twelve x from your perspective,
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  from the video, from the fucking the video that I saw Kim Kardashian
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  sucking his from what you observed. I mean, let's see what the internet
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  says that one of your favorite, like amateur celebrity, do you have to
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  go hands down? Is my favorite celebrity? Kim Kardashian's in the dog Yeah,
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  su garbage dog. A night in Paris, that's what it's called,
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  a knight in Paris. It was a night in night vision. It sucked.
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  It was horrible. No one gave a fuck about you. Groundbreaking for
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  the amateur market. Horr. And let's see what the chatroman said. Somebody
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  said, yeah, what is it, I'm leaving her things outside? It's
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  a dirty dance, says somebody said, dog, you notice? I would
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  think you would notice, bro. Like if if it's too big to not
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  know, I think it's gonna get worn out, Like Yo, she's fucking
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  shoving that thing in her pussy, bro, Like and then that she's not
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  gonna get worn out like porn star's gotta do certain ship to keep their ship
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  tight, all rough, not glossy, like a technical fucking dick. What
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  if she's what if she's like like a you know, like a heady check
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  she has a class dildough but it's a heady one that dangerous. Don't They
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  make glass dildos all the time? They do, and they only make them
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  from certain people that know how to blow that kind of glass to have a
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  reputation, because one of the most dangerous things when those things came out as
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  they would break inside you. No, I mean, yeah, but what
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  the fucking that that happened to someone? Yeah? Like that, what do
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  you how do you think you find out? Like yeah, like you find
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  out what trial and error you're going ham and then it's just squirt size,
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  No more babies. Yeah, straight up. Somebody said, no walls,
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  you just slide in. Yeah. If she's sucking a buildo that fucking big,
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  you're gonna can notice, Broy, You're gonna just be like a hot
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  dog in the hallway. Yeah yeah, bro, Like for real, Um,
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  what if you show it up to her house? It's your first time
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  over. You come to her house, first time in her apartment, got
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  the next little apartment. It's clean and shit. But you show up and
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  she's got like her, like her, like you opened the wrong drawer.
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  No no, no, no no no, she's got a spare room and
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  she got the sibbian there ready to go. What's the simbi that thing that
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  they sit on or the half body Yeah, where they like just sit on.
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  Yeah, I think it's called the sibbian or something like that, the
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  torsal right, yeah, I think so. It's just like it's just fucking
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  shakes. Yeah, i'd be like, holy fuck, what sign up for?
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  Like literally, when she's not looking or like I get up to use
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  the bathroom, I'm stinking a knife and that ship they're like they're just leaving
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  it there. It's just be like, who what it is they've been like,
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  yeah, bitch, I'm leaving a message. Yeah like that. I
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  think that's what it's called. I don't think her heady dildo has an ashcatcher.
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  Yeah, I did see somebody that had a bong attached to a these
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  Yeah those are Sian I think. Yeah, that's that ship that they said,
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  Okay, yeah, that's like an automatic fucking like thing. But they
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  have like a torso one. They have like a like it's like a half
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  torso. Oh yes yeah this yeah, dude, like Webcambage, I'd be
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  pretty weird at all. Like somebody said, XG takes his seat there.
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  If you know a movie, I buck you guys, you know a movie
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  I did see. I saw Transformers and I haven't seen I stopped watching since
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  the Shila buff one. Yeah, same, yeah, yeah, there's only
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  like one after show, right, there's been like three if I'm not mistaken.
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  Really yeah, dude, okay, well let me let me tell you,
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  dog, I went with Mark Walbert. So these new Transforms right,
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  huh So these new Transformers don't have Shila buff or making. First of all,
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  no, there is Shilo Buff like gave up the role, kind of
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  like Toby maguire gave up the role because some actor fucking bullshit I don't know,
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  like him going to an actor actor mood has been has a fucking trip
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  bro. I dug into his fucking No, you should listen. You should
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  watch the We did a tinfoil hat whole episode on it. Yeah, I
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  got fuck fuck yeah, like I literally have been um I mean he got
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  fu fun. Like during the during COVID, he did the um in New
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  York. He had this art piece, the art piece where you just look
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  into it. Do you remember, Oh fuck, I can't believe I can't
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  remember them. Yeah. It was it was the surviving every day and people
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  would just troll him and roll him camera just so everybody could just kind of
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  like be like check in and everybody be able to check in and kind of
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  like you know world camera they're always on. And then people would just show
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  up and just start rolling him and just piss him off, and then it
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  was like a down world spiral. Roll dude. It was called he will
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  not divide Us. He will not divide us. It was during the Trump
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  administration, and he was saying that fuck don't Trump, he will not divide
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  us. So he put this camera. That was the mistake. Yeah,
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  he put the his camera in New York and you were good to go there
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  and then you could go up there and be like, he will not divide
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  us. But then people start trolling. Was like what Yeah, Magat started
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  showing up dog and Magat starts saying you will not divide him. Four people
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  would second the Madman would show up and it was freedom of speech and he'd
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  get You gotta watch it. It was it was his downspiral. You could
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  just see how it wasn't It wasn't a good move for him. What wasn't
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  good? Look? Speaking of not so good moves? Trump arrested? Did
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  he get arrested? I have yet to see him in handcuffs? Okay,
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  so I see him in I see him in handcuffs man in the USA.
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  I do think he's kind of fucked though. What he did, well,
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  they caught up. He can still run for president. I don't think so.
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  Noily, he can still run for president. Yeah, but criminals can
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  run for president. Yeah, but but they did, but they did.
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  He did. He was withholding uh uh uh the classified classified it classified five
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  files at his home, knowing that he wasn't supposed to have him. And
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  there's fucking uh China agents walking around. Uh what's this place called Marolago?
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  They're walking around there. And if you have classified, if you have classified
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  uh files there, it just gets It's like you're putting you're putting American days.
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  Heay, but you know what you're putting American day? If you're putting
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  in America in danger bro, Then why are we not holding other people accountable?
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  SERI Hillary be going to fucking jail all of them. That's not a
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  heady tippot. Yeah all right, good the other one because the heady ones
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  I rolled it the clear ones, bro, Yeah, the clear ones are
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  the ones. They better not have garbage in there. All right, I
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  trust you, but I know you too well. I've smoked the og for
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  myself. I've smoked one of your tobacco fucking cigarettes that you've joint that you've
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  given me. Dog, You're gonna the home off coked out. I can't
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  even taste the fucking tobacco. Did you a favorite of a had tobacco?
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  No, you did not. It was when Kyler used to work here.
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  You sat there and you broke up all his cigarettes and rolled me a joint.
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  I used to I miss fucking up ship. Yeah, he would make
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  your name. I don't miss him, but I just missed, like,
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  you know, messing up his ship. It was great. But um yeah,
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  Like, shouldn't we be holding Hillary accountable? Shouldn't we be holding U
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  Biden accountable? Biden accountable? Shouldn't we be holding that bitch Rice that knew
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  about the twin Towers. Yeah, Like I'm not if I'm serious, bro,
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  Like if we're gonna really be diving about talking about Condo Liisa, Yeah,
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  Condo Liisa Rice, the doctor, doctor Fouci too, telling all these
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  people Like so I'm like, it's it's it's a fucking witch hunh. Bro.
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  And I really, I really do believe that. And I'm like,
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  it's fucked up. I'm like, be fair to everybody, bro, just
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  because this motherfucker wasn't trying to go with your motherfucker's agenda. Bro. And
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  I'm like, at the end of the day, bro, people can say
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  whatever they do. I'm not saying he's the better option, but he kind
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  of fucking is. Bro. If you if you really look at it one
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  way or another. Bro, I mean, we'll finally the Biden administration got
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  in trouble. We're having a fucking we didn't see someone just showed their tits
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  that fans man shows and they have the flag and they have the the you
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  know what's supposed to be the biggest flag in there, America. It's in
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  the fuck. It's in the law, like, and you're not supposed to
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  have just rattled the LAFC and they fucking put the put the extra extra extra
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  extra large bright flag and then put the American flag at the end. Yeah,
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  I said it. I fucking feel some type of way every time I
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  see that shit. It's cool for June, but bro, if no,
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  it's cool for fucking June. But you know what, dog, the American
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  flag for any sporty give it should be the one and the fucking front.
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  Bro. If I had to keep it one thousand, bro, I'm all
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  for stop saying puto and flagging in the fucking game. That's cool in all,
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  I'm all for that. Bro. Everybody eats your space, bro,
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  but the American flag should be the number one fucking flagging all that ship.
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  And to be fair, that flag like that, that is an issue there
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  too, bro, because they fucking bring the big gass flag into LAFC games.
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  Bro. Like like, I'm like, bro, how is this shit
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  bigger than the American flag? Bro? Fools died for this American flag?
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  Bro? Like, like you know, I'm gonna come on, man,
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  imagine yeah flag than the than the veterans when they get it. Yeah,
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  I'm like, fools, the foods out here have PTSD. They fucking died
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  for this flag. We're able, you're able to celebrate you're that fucking colorful
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  flag because of the foods that died for this flag. So you should never
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  fucking be bigger than the fucking flag with the red, red, white,
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  and blue. Bro, if I had to be one thousand, I'm I'm
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  That's just I'm just saying that. Bro. I'm just like and and am
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  I wrong though? Like I mean, like I'm just saying it, like
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  I'm what I'm saying, it's not it's not lies, bro, fools that
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  represent the fucking red, white, and blue died, so you can celebrate
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  that fucking crayola fucking flag and wear it with pride. But therefore that flag
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  should always be first and sporting events, it should be there area. I'm
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  not saying there's no room for other flags. I'm not saying that at all,
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  But I'm just saying the fucking one with the one the ego fucking flies
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  over, that's the one that should always be fucking first. Bro. Did
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  you did you see what happened that at some school in Massachusetts whatever however you
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  say Massachusetts or whatever. H these fucking kids. It was during Pride months,
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  so they were telling all the kids and like these I think it was
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  high school, middle school, I can't really remember. Middles cool. They
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  were telling these kids that they had to wear like LGBT colors and shit,
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  and these kids decided not to and they gathered together and we're like, we're
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  gonna wear oh blue, red and white or black and our pronouns or USA.
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  And they all got together, bro, and they got in trouble types
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  of drinking in class. Yeah, dude, And and I guess all the
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  kids started chanting, USA are my pronouns? USA? Are my dude?
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  Like it's like because it's just like you don't know how it is, dude.
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  Glendo. Look what happened in Glendo, remember without dude, we talked
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  about it. LGBTQ where they're gonna fight with Dantifa, Oh yeah, that's
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  right. Yeah, they threw it down. And I see people that are
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  saying America's doing but a piece of paper. Even if that is, bro,
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  that still doesn't that still doesn't just credit the fact that Foods died believing
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  that we were fighting for a fucking better cause and dying for our fucking freedom.
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  Bro. And like I'll respect to all the fucking veterans out there,
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  bro, whenever I see a veteran there. If I see somebody out there
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  and uniform and you're my girlfriend, will be there, like we'll be there
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  when I've done it. At times, I'll be like I'm popular, Hey
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  man, let me give you a vapen. Let me give you something like
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  thank you, especially if they like they look like they smoke bro. Just
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  because I ain't gonna lie bro, I wouldn't cut I wouldn't be cut out
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  if if there was a draft like that, Like I already told you what
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  my plan would be. I've been like, peace out. I'm going to
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  Japan like I would catch a boat. Catch Whatever'll gonna be like pieces get
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  rid of think they're going to war too, So I'll going with someone wrack
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  up blend in bro, like where somebody that's not at war, where there's
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  Indians racul be like, yo, what's up blended into the war? All
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  right, exactly it's World War three, dude, you're going to war.
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  Then I'm going to fucking India and becoming a SCAMMERA dude. Whatever, y'all
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  break your hand, I'll be fun. I'll break your hand. You gotta
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  break your like food. They'll send you to the army hospital and send you
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  out there. You're done. You'll buy, You'll buy seven months or free
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  of not getting killed by that time. Maybe the war's over by then,
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  Luisa's been the bride. Flag is the only Flaggs tip and bro. So
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  back to the fucking Transformer movie. So, I don't know how many Transformers
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  they had, right, but I haven't watched it in a minute, and
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  I didn't wasn't really hip to the idea. I just like the fact that
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  there was a guerrilla Transformer. I was like, hey, oh yeah,
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  this is fucking sick. I was like, I want to see this.
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  It's actually very sad. Bro. I caught myself crying like five times.
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  Bro, there's a lot of fucking There's a lot of characters that like go
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  through some fucking things like and I'm just like, this is fucked up.
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  Like it was fucked up. And I was like, shout out to that
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  black director dog. I don't know his name, but like it's a new
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  director who's directing it. They did work cower on those Transformers. I appreciated
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  the nostalgic feel a bit. They made it. They made it make sense
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  for somebody who has not watched the franchise in a while, because the Transformers
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  that are like the animals, they're not. They're a different Transformers from a
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  different planet, and they're trying to fucking get this key. You know.
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  It's it's a whole fucking applot in there, bro, and it's and it's
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  actually really fucking cool, Bro. I actually fucked with it. Optimist Prime
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  was kind of like racist bro, like like it's funny. But he tells
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  Bubba Be and this once he's like, but we cannot trust them, you
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  know what. He's like, Yeah, he's like, we cannot trust them.
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  They're not like us. We can only trust our own. And then
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  and then and then bubble Bees like it's like you can't handle the truth.
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  He does out effects and he's like I know that, I know that one
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  of them was good to you be like, you know, but he was
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  like, we have to only move within our own and then they fucking roll
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  out and I was like, that's fucking hell of robot. Racist bro.
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  Yeah, and the bubble Bee was just like kind of like saying a bunch
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  of shit. I ain't gonna lie. But I didn't know it was that
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  attached to Bumblebo, maybe because I saw him as the first Camaro and then
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  he's in there. I was like, damn, man, but it's some
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  it's some satshit going on thene but nonetheless, Transformers fucking you know, killed
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  it and they're fucking they give you the fucking best preview dog for the next
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  movie that's gonna come down the other one, and it's the best crossoverever dog
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  they get, these motherfuckers Gi Joe and Transformers movies. I was like,
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  what I watched the ship and sometimes like, whopis into this shit? What
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  the fuck's going on? And I'm standing exactly here. You are preaching to
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  the choir. You wan't you like it too? No? I don't.
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  I'm gonna see it, but I don't think it's a movie. Is gonna
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  be like really food? That ship was fucking tight and you in the lead
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  role. It's Latino. I don't know. I look, who's who's the
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  glude? Who's the dude from my age, the squirrel John Quizamo. I
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  have I have a feeling this is his kid. I have a feeling this
• 19:22
  is his kid. Look it up. I can't even stand that fully because
• 19:25
  he reminded me of a young John Leguizamo, but like he was really about
• 19:29
  that. She was like in Queens and he was in the Bronx. It
• 19:30
  was. It was a fucking dope ass fucking movie. Dog. Somebody said,
• 19:36
  Bro, I was freaking out. That's right coast. As soon as
• 19:37
  I saw the GI drove for the next mission, I was like fuck.
• 19:41
  I was like, I'm gonna be here and I want the popcorn bunking.
• 19:45
  Yeah, bro, but that ship was fucking tight. I don't oh wait
• 19:48
  there, mind there, mind, I'm trying to find the cast. Yeah,
• 19:52
  the mad the main dude he was. He was Latino, and I
• 19:55
  was like, it's go, it's dope to see Latino's up in there,
• 19:56
  bro, Like I wish I could one day be in a commercial like or
• 20:00
  something like that. At least I'm not Maybe maybe I'm under crediting myself.
• 20:03
  Maybe I haven't been seen by the right people. But I don't know,
• 20:06
  Like I hope to one day get some roles like that. Not like that,
• 20:08
  but you know, likes be on the big, big screen. Because
• 20:11
  Latino was trying to get out there. Now, I don't know if I
• 20:14
  would ever want him do acting. Okay, all right, we got our
• 20:18
  cast Anthony Ramos plays Noah. Oh so he's not Legozamo. He looks like
• 20:22
  him though, or he reminded me of him in that role where I was
• 20:26
  like, all right, cool, I was like, and I was doing
• 20:29
  some research on the Flaming Hot movie. It turns out, according to the
• 20:32
  La Times, that that food Ricardo Montagnez whatever did not Richard sorry, did
• 20:37
  not invent the hot cheeto, and that movie's a fucking farce. I don't
• 20:42
  think so. There's like some controversy into that, but I'm like, this
• 20:45
  fool has the padded dog. He was the janitor. None of our ricords
• 20:48
  show that Richard was involved in any capacity in the Flaming Hot test market.
• 20:52
  Oh like, Frido wrote in a statement to The Times and response to questions
• 20:59
  about an internal investigation whose existence who I've been previously disclosed, we literally multiple
• 21:07
  personnel who involved in the test market and not on it indicate Richard was not
• 21:12
  the father man. That's just sounds like some hater shit to me. They
• 21:17
  don't think Aboutino's capable of many something like this. That doesn't mean we don't
• 21:21
  celebrate Richard, but the facts do not support the urban legend. Talking to
• 21:26
  me, Honestly, it goes back to like why do we give a fuck?
• 21:30
  To me? It's like, why do we give a fuck about stupid
• 21:32
  things like who created the hot cheetos? No, white people don't care about
• 21:34
  who created it. I would have been white people don't care about who created
• 21:37
  the salt and vinegar chip. We're caring about who because they have everything else.
• 21:41
  Bro, Yeah, why do we have a chip? Who can I
• 21:44
  get? Why did it? Like like we we we we fantasized the whole
• 21:47
  reason the hot cheeto fucking started with because it's just dumb to me. It's
• 21:51
  just that thing where like we don't defend the hot cheeto bro and claiming it's
• 21:53
  across I think, Bro. Then then the rest of the show's been long
• 21:56
  time. It's ours, we buy most of it, we eat all of
• 21:59
  it. Dog, it's let us who give a funk who made it?
• 22:02
  Believe that we made it? Dog? That does kind of matter who made
• 22:04
  it? Does it? If who, You're still gonna love hot cheetos.
• 22:07
  I guarantee no no no fat, no fat thoughts gonna stop any how cheto
• 22:11
  that they find out that, I mean, Latino made it. Don't fuck
• 22:17
  this up for me? Then but he's the one raining the one who did
• 22:19
  not even saying. He's saying like they always has to be some ship that
• 22:23
  comes out whenever some some fool makes a successful on they gotta find some dirt
• 22:26
  on him, like I fucking make it famous. One day, he'd be
• 22:30
  like, he's gonna sold his soul share devil worshiper. Fucking they gotta say
• 22:34
  some random shipping that that's why he's gonna gotta show on their flax. He
• 22:37
  like, like, I just I just hate that ross kind of like that,
• 22:41
  like how we fantasized about the sixty Bridge two years ago. Oh that
• 22:45
  one, the one you're talking about two years ago before the movie, and
• 22:48
  they mentioned the movie as well. Somebody said Modelo be or an even Mexican
• 22:53
  beer. Yeah we know you watched the George Perez episode. Yeah see,
• 22:57
  and who cares Modello still fire. You're still gonna drinking, you guys drinking
• 23:03
  that's Mexican known. What's up? Pull up, show up actual Mexican beer.
• 23:07
  I don't think it is. Just it's not. Bro. If you
• 23:11
  wanted actual Mexican beer, Bro, you have to go to a craft beer
• 23:14
  brewery that you get a micro brewery or a small brewery with small batches,
• 23:18
  and you'll have to do your research and don't let you know, bro,
• 23:21
  like it would literally let you know, like the foods that make pasto and
• 23:23
  the our brothers or whatever speaking of you know, well, I don't know.
• 23:27
  I saw. I found out about this the other day. Aero Lodge.
• 23:30
  They have one in the Arts district. Now, yeah, in the
• 23:33
  lodge. Oh yeah, lodge you hey, dude, shout out to the
• 23:37
  Aero Lodge. I haven't talked to Victor in a while, but I think
• 23:40
  it's time. I think it's time. Bro. Let's go take them a
• 23:41
  visit. But let's go pay them a visit. But na, dude,
• 23:45
  I think hold on. They let us do the craziest shit at the Aero
• 23:48
  Lodge. Remember that ship? Oh yeah, what happened that? Then?
• 23:51
  What happened to the what happened to the little room? They demolished it?
• 23:55
  Now it's like a whole fucking Oh yeah, I remember we dressed up that
• 23:57
  day as Luis j Yeah. I think raised the most rare. You wouldn't
• 24:03
  even have to buy awake or anything. He kind of looks like Mario all
• 24:06
  the time, Like if he got like one of those red logs Lee kind
• 24:11
  of always hap Might I might play Mario for um Halloween. Yeah, yeah,
• 24:17
  I think I might do it. That's tight. It's probably gonna it's
• 24:18
  probably gonna be the hottest costume this year because of the movie. Yeah.
• 24:22
  Man, fucking Princess Peach, Bro, Princess Peach, Little Mermaid, Little
• 24:26
  Mermaid sucked. He saw it? Not I didn't see it, but I'm
• 24:30
  like, I haven't seen it. Yeah, I don't want to see it.
• 24:33
  Stepdaughter is like I'm into like other shit right now? Well, I
• 24:37
  mean, hold is your stepdaughter five? Okay? Oh did she's not into
• 24:41
  a Little Mermaid? No? Not really, Gotta like you gotta like make
• 24:44
  her sit and watch him be like all right, I'm into this. Somebody
• 24:47
  said that got his own by Heineken. Stupid No snots not what this says?
• 24:52
  Right here? Light born and inspired by the land we are proud of
• 24:57
  to share our name with the go Baja California, Mexico. I got some
• 25:02
  pretty good I don't know. I got a collection of costumes, So I
• 25:04
  think I have enough to dress up every fucking week for fucking Halloween. I
• 25:08
  have so many fucking costumes, Bro, you keep them fu Yeah, Bro,
• 25:12
  like some of my last two costumes that I got, like because obviously,
• 25:15
  like my business have been doing good, so obviously I'm like, I
• 25:18
  remember when I was a kid. For when I was thirteen, I was
• 25:19
  like, Man, I wish you good buy these like three on the dollar
• 25:22
  costumes that are so fucking detailed, And I fucking I fucking was able to
• 25:26
  buy some. Like my last year's costume killed it. Fucking that ship was
• 25:29
  fucking sick. Bro, that's a badass costume. And then the Jaffar one
• 25:33
  dude, because it's good for Disney though. Yeah, oh I'm gonna I'm
• 25:37
  always a good one for this, but I'm gonna vlog it this year because
• 25:40
  I'm getting the Boogie Boogie tickets because they're gonna go on sale soon. What
• 25:42
  does that mean? That means that you go to a Halloween celebration, so
• 25:45
  you get to dress up and go. So, Bro, I'm gonna go
• 25:48
  dressed up as Jafar and we're gonna be vogging that ship. What's your lady
• 25:52
  dressing up as? I don't know, whatever she wants Jasmin. Yeah,
• 25:56
  I don't know, Yeah, probably Dassmin. She doesn't have the body for
• 25:59
  it. Yeah, it's right up that. Yeah, that's what I said
• 26:00
  in your Jafar. I mean you're not allowding, but Jafar still could never
• 26:03
  be allowed. Javarca still a concealer. Get a fucking get an animatronic parrot.
• 26:11
  That was yeah, but that would be a great cost M put to
• 26:12
  pull off. Pull off because it gets pretty late and I'm like, I
• 26:18
  ain't gonna lie I have I have. I just gotta tap into that whole
• 26:22
  new market man trying to expand the fucking market. You know, what's the
• 26:26
  only like customer I want to be, And it's just like I obviously I
• 26:29
  can't even own it. I have to get yoked out to be the guy.
• 26:32
  Yeah, yeah you got you got your tickets for Anima Expo. No,
• 26:34
  I have it. Are you gonna go because you got They ship those
• 26:37
  out as July first, Oh, we're gonna go. That's gonna be content.
• 26:40
  If you should take the flashlight and what what am I gonna do with
• 26:44
  it? Then get out of date. Take it on the day, build
• 26:48
  it up that night, you bot it. Take it with other take it
• 26:51
  with other fucking Asian pussy. I mean, bro, that's just gonna be
• 26:53
  crazy. I thought about dressing up for that ship US. You can dress
• 26:56
  up as anything for that Animax. But that's the crazy thing about it's like
• 27:00
  Halloween. We should do the Mario thing. I still I still have the
• 27:04
  opralls I wore him at e DC. I think I still have them too,
• 27:07
  Bro. And then Ray, you should go as should go, which
• 27:10
  I think I think I could pull at you gotta do Warrior. I think
• 27:11
  I could do Wirio. You're talking a bit of Luigi and Ray short enough
• 27:15
  to do Morio Broy. Yeah, I'm bad enough to be Wirio, and
• 27:18
  I just I think that would next month. Yeah all right, I think
• 27:22
  costumes are cheap too right now because it's not even the season. So I'm
• 27:26
  gonna look for him. Hey, so what's what's up for the tinfoil for
• 27:27
  the for the upcoming interview, We're gonna work. I'm gonna make tinfoil has
• 27:32
  I'm hibbler hippers coming next week. Yeah, shut down? Did you hear?
• 27:37
  What did you? Alex? If we can, I swear, Bro,
• 27:40
  if something happens to our fucking Patreon dog, I'll I'll the fucking loser.
• 27:44
  But we're driving to Patreon headquarters. And knocking on the fucking door,
• 27:45
  like have you ever been have you ever heard the episode with Alex Shones and
• 27:49
  Hitbler. He kept saying, hale Hitler, Yeah, oh yeah, h
• 27:56
  I know my name resembles it there, but yeah, it was so funny.
• 28:00
  Dog, He's like, hell, hit Blu was like, bro,
• 28:03
  that's fucking too close to it. It's like when Rock says that his favorite
• 28:07
  Rangers the White Power Power Ranger, Like bro, stop, yeah he does.
• 28:14
  He says, wer yeah, and then he says white Power Ranger.
• 28:18
  He got so he was so wasted on that day. I didn't remember taking
• 28:21
  that picture. He kept drinking that morning that that Later in that day I
• 28:23
  saw one of his instagrams and he was at a kids party drinking. He
• 28:27
  said, a kid's party, drinking out. He said, I'm gonna ruin
• 28:30
  their birthday. Have you seen this video of this one kid or like it's
• 28:36
  a little girl, or like her sister pushes her head and she fucking grabs
• 28:38
  this bitch and they start fucking throwing down food, like food. That's the
• 28:44
  one thing I'm like, man, I was like, when I have a
• 28:45
  kid, can't wait to get inbody to those fucking to those fucking things,
• 28:48
  bro, then I'll be like, oh man, let's hope this disaster happens
• 28:52
  here, you know what I mean, Because that's one of those that's all
• 28:56
  the video and the parents are like, because that girl grabbed her sister who
• 29:00
  pushed her and was like, fucking letty or have it dog. I was
• 29:04
  like, damn, bitch, how do you know how to fight like this?
• 29:07
  This young bro? You kind of have to sometimes let it go out,
• 29:10
  let it go, Like I'm pretty sure if you can see one of
• 29:11
  your like your younger like your older brother, like your older son, fucking
• 29:15
  with your younger son, and you kind of see it in the back of
• 29:18
  your eyes and you finally see the younger son, I let it go for
• 29:22
  a little bit. I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's what you get.
• 29:26
  That's what you get. That's what you get from fucking around and finding
• 29:29
  out with your brother for real. Somebody said Zone has that warrior smile.
• 29:32
  Yeah. I would like to be a cool bowser, but it's very hard.
• 29:34
  I'm not gonna get on like not a lizard, you know, like,
• 29:37
  but but the Mario one, I think it would be great. I
• 29:40
  think we'd get a lot of pictures. So anybody who wants to join us,
• 29:42
  and fucking let's make it. Let's make that shit. I watched so
• 29:45
  many fucking logs and U podcast I watch. I'm a big fan of Danny
• 29:48
  Mullen and Leo. They fucking do this. He's outrageous. I don't know
• 29:52
  if I could ever do anything crazy like that, but I am. I
• 29:55
  do want to start doing some podcast with some content for you guys on Patriot
• 30:00
  on or we go to these kind of events and if you guys are more
• 30:03
  than invited, you guys can get tickets to that. Feel free to dress
• 30:06
  up as any of the other Mario characters so that way we can roll as
• 30:07
  a group. And I'm probably gonna be buying shit to Reselle and all this
• 30:11
  crazy shit and and interview. Let's interview some fucking monsters or whatever. People
• 30:17
  like hey, because you could get interviews randomly. Bro, there's people dressed
• 30:18
  up, be like, hey, what made you dress up like this?
• 30:22
  You think there'll be a lot of stoners? Fuck? Yeah, Bro,
• 30:23
  We'll be like, hey, give us, We'll take a bunch of joints.
• 30:26
  So we'll take this thing dispenser and be like, yo, come to
• 30:29
  an interview with them. They walk in with, you will have a costume
• 30:32
  on. They're not gonna check every pocket in your overall Like, bro,
• 30:34
  Like what the fuck? Bro? I walk I can walk in with all
• 30:37
  these joints into Universal because none of them are mental. If I wanted to,
• 30:41
  am I gonna be able to smoke them? No? But if I'm
• 30:44
  gonna give them away, it's no problem. Just settle down, settle down,
• 30:48
  settle But all I'm saying is if we walk into the convention center and
• 30:53
  we all bring in some fucking joints because they're not gonna check you for this
• 30:56
  shit, and we tell people be like hey you smoke, like all right,
• 30:59
  cool, and give you a join for this interview, but like gonna
• 31:02
  come chop it up here. You're here for the we don't smoke the same
• 31:04
  podcast. It's some fire boom. Everybody's gonna be like all right cool,
• 31:07
  and some of them are probably gonna smoke. I'll even give some of my
• 31:08
  pens away, as you know, Vinnie will give me some some pens to
• 31:12
  give away. Hey, would you guys to be down people in the fucking
• 31:15
  chat room, like who's down? And go to the anime expo like I
• 31:18
  really would like to interact more with the fans because we do have a couple
• 31:21
  of upcoming shows. I have a High Hungry pop up in the middle of
• 31:23
  July. I just talked to Codeas about it. It's gonna be pop up,
• 31:26
  like not a swap me, but like a like a vendor pop up
• 31:30
  with different vendors that have exclusive shit. So I'm gonna have a bunch of
• 31:33
  crazy shit. I'm gonna have a plus products there. What is it?
• 31:36
  A raids probably gonna have his stuff there on the stock Yoh hey, I
• 31:41
  was gonna you brought up karaoke or whatever. Have you ever been to the
• 31:44
  um the comedy Jam at the Comedy Store? What happened? Have you?
• 31:49
  Have you ever been to the comedy JOm at the comedy Jam at the Comedy
• 31:52
  Store? No, So what you do is I think Josh Adam Myers doesn't
• 31:57
  and I was there last Sunday. They do it every Sunday. But you
• 32:00
  you go and he makes you do. He doesn't make you, but you
• 32:02
  do stand up first like like five ten minutes, and then you pick a
• 32:07
  song to sing karaoke too, and everyone sings with you like oh like oh
• 32:10
  like everyone about tickets to and it's a pretty it's pretty fucking fun And I
• 32:14
  was wondering, what song would you do if you ask you to do it?
• 32:15
  The one? Mega man? Won't you come with me tonight at least
• 32:21
  just tell me what the hell is wrong? Do you want to eat?
• 32:23
  Do you want to sleep? Do you want to dance? Just settle down,
• 32:28
  settle down, settle down. That's when you pays go. I'll give
• 32:32
  you kidd I like that song. Yeah, it was fun. You should
• 32:38
  actually go to one. It was like it was weird to watch them do
• 32:40
  stand up and then like everybody like h Trolo Fit did was there. When
• 32:45
  the day I was there, I forgot what song? You know? I
• 32:50
  think I thought didn't respect him before, bro, But it's not easy to
• 32:53
  go through some shit and lifetock. But I listened to his podcast, the
• 32:57
  Right Sickler podcast recently he was on and it got an intense dock. I
• 33:01
  didn't know this will have been through some shit like that, and if you
• 33:05
  I don't know what I'm talking about. I talked about it briefly and I'm
• 33:07
  not It's not that I'm not trying to put his business out there, but
• 33:09
  it's a very tough subject. It's a very tough subject to talk about,
• 33:14
  and props to him for opening up about it. And I can see how
• 33:15
  sometimes he even talks about the importance of also not taking these matters very serious.
• 33:21
  So if you want to, you know, check that out, I
• 33:23
  highly recommend listening to Ryan Sacred podcast. So, and I'm gonna have astro
• 33:30
  fit to come on the show. I have to talk about anything like that,
• 33:31
  I'm not the person to talk about I'm gonna be like, Yo,
• 33:32
  what's up this? Chop it up? Yeah, I'm telling me to come
• 33:35
  through. He does follow me. So I was like, yeah, you
• 33:39
  think he'll do a little work out with us, we should do that content.
• 33:43
  We should do it down there in front of the lower Rider writer and
• 33:46
  you got to bring your panelt him. Oh, I'll pull it out.
• 33:50
  I'll do the workout on panton. I think that would be tired. I'm
• 33:52
  gonna ask him. Yeah, I'll crease my Georgians. He's supposed to decrease
• 33:55
  your fucking He talked about howl. He said that likes there like he tried
• 34:00
  to eat these his cousins were gag bakers or He's like, oh, I
• 34:02
  want to be like them too. They say we got drunk. Like he
• 34:07
  was like in the bathroom because he threw up his cousin's head and then he
• 34:09
  was like funk that I went and brought people. Boy Jesus in the next
• 34:13
  day and there's like a regular person that ship was now for me. Yeah,
• 34:16
  bro, Like I'm like, that's that's how you learn. Though,
• 34:20
  he said his dad, he's like when he wanted to dress like that,
• 34:22
  his dad would wake up with five am. Come on, crease your fucking
• 34:24
  pants before you go to school? Does George when you do that? Dude,
• 34:29
  Well he doesn't do it no more because he has a lady. But
• 34:32
  his yeah's pretty creased up every day. Dog yeah, like yeah, dog
• 34:38
  and if and I And what's funny he wear not creased up jeans oh everything,
• 34:43
  like like even when he goes to the strip club, everything's pretty creased
• 34:45
  up. Like well, he that's his job. He just to look fresh.
• 34:50
  George is one of those trollos and one of those foods that like every
• 34:52
  time there he has to go. He doesn't go out much. He wasn't
• 34:54
  like going out a lot, like U, let's just work or something like
• 34:57
  that. But if he's gonna go out He's one of those foods to be
• 34:59
  like we're gonna go hit the store and I'm guess it's gonna get fresh,
• 35:02
  like like right in my life, Like he's gonna go even if it's to
• 35:06
  go buy a T shirt or something like, oh yeah, no, everything's
• 35:08
  got Like he's always on point. He's always everything. Yeah, as for
• 35:13
  for once, like he's he's a different type Patrolo. I mean they're all
• 35:15
  kind of like that. But he'll make Sidnick Eddie iron it's close. Yeah,
• 35:19
  like if we're running late, Georgie Blake, you don't think it sounds
• 35:22
  like it's like no, no, no, I've done it too. I've
• 35:24
  done it too. I'm trying to iron this just saying like, no,
• 35:28
  I try to iron this clothes too. Eddie knows if it's been on video,
• 35:31
  he Eddie, Eddie knows how to iron really good. I try to
• 35:34
  do it one time and Georgia to get the fuck out. I wonder how
• 35:37
  many like like, I wonder how many fucking like like he like Eddie must
• 35:40
  have to have like two boards but because like I have a hard time and
• 35:45
  one of them and I'm like I hate it with eggs on the side.
• 35:49
  I didn't think about that. Eddie pipe. Eddie just uses the bad probably
• 35:52
  because I've been a pie. I've used the bad table like this. Yeah,
• 35:53
  when I don't have an ironing ball, I just used the bed.
• 35:57
  I can't use the bed because I wrinkle. I go too hard on it.
• 36:00
  Have you ever burned cles already? No, dude, I'm super.
• 36:04
  I'm not like. I don't need my shit creased. Stop. I just
• 36:06
  needed not to have wrinkles. So what you can do is a Byso trick
• 36:09
  right here buys a trick and no, well no that that always works,
• 36:14
  but that costs money. No Bysu trick is you put that shit in the
• 36:17
  in the dryer, but you put an ice cube in it. No wrinkles.
• 36:23
  I didn't know about that. Yeah, you put If you put in
• 36:25
  the dryer and the ice cube will melt, it was steam will come out
• 36:30
  and now you got no wrinkles. It's not gonna increase it. I'm just
• 36:32
  not gonna increase it's not with but no wrinkles. Yeah, I can't do
• 36:37
  wrinkles. I will not wear a short war wrinkles. But that's a quick,
• 36:39
  easy by some move. Just ice cube throw your shirt in there.
• 36:44
  Yeah, ready, to go. Now you can act like a little ice
• 36:50
  cube. But yeah, I went to the theater that like, like I
• 36:54
  said, to see a Transformay, I went to the one by your house,
• 36:57
  the Look Cinema. Oh that was nice. Stop fool. There was
• 37:00
  there was this group of like South Park kids that walked in, right,
• 37:04
  and these fools puldn't shut the fuck up, but they were like right next
• 37:07
  to me, there's like a group. There's like a black family right there,
• 37:10
  and like the mom is like, you could you know? She's like
• 37:14
  like she like she she already knew. She was like when she seen the
• 37:16
  kids walked in, she rolled her eyes. I've seen her. And then
• 37:19
  she was like, oh, this is gonna be something. So she went
• 37:21
  up to them before the movie started. She was like and she was like,
• 37:23
  hey, man, I could already tell it's gonna be a problem.
• 37:28
  I need you try to shut the fuck up, like be like everybody here
• 37:30
  trying to enjoy the movie. I would appreciate she was nice about it in
• 37:31
  the beginning, right, she didn't say that exactly, and then she was
• 37:34
  nice, right, dude. So towards the middle of the movie, these
• 37:37
  fools start getting out again, right, and this bitch goes up to him
• 37:40
  and just like goes up to him. She was like, hey, I
• 37:44
  told y'all to shut the fuck up or something like that, and they're like
• 37:46
  these kids. The kid was like, don't touch me, right and then
• 37:50
  again then he was, I ain't touching you like you know he was,
• 37:52
  I'm just tired. You're disturbing the people in the back and all this ship
• 37:55
  brought. I'm just like, fool, this fool's got shook dog like.
• 37:59
  I was just like, I was just like, damn, this lady really
• 38:01
  had the audacity. But I was just like, man, shout out to
• 38:04
  you for doing that. Lady. I gave her props at the end because
• 38:07
  it was like that was like a group of like you could tell the like
• 38:08
  privilege azz kids. Bro. Parents just fucking about these kids like fucking it's
• 38:13
  like, yo, it's like take your's like my leg take your friends out
• 38:16
  there to fucking you know, to die there. And they fucking went out
• 38:20
  there, bro. They fucking bought like a group of them. Bro.
• 38:22
  It's like like a group of like how hospital I rose but like Armenian or
• 38:24
  I don't know, like some kind of make sure and these foods are in
• 38:27
  the fun because they're speaking some other kind of language, bro, and they're
• 38:30
  switching between that and English, and you could tell their like privilege ass home
• 38:34
  dog fucking all these kids have eye watches. They're like, you know what
• 38:36
  I mean, I'm just like I'm looking at me and my girl just like,
• 38:38
  man, I was like, these fools are not do not understand what
• 38:40
  shut the fuck up is? They've never been told that, Bro. These
• 38:44
  fools were just like, oh shit, these ladies about to blow up.
• 38:45
  He's like, yeah, man, we try to fucking watch the movie,
• 38:47
  man, but y'all just want shut the fuck up. Yeah, Bro,
• 38:52
  I don't know, bro, Like yeah, like I don't. Black people
• 38:58
  just not shut up all the time too. Yeah, but they go to
• 39:00
  like the whack theaters. You're not gonna shut the fuck up. Like that's
• 39:04
  why I don't ever go to Magic Johnson Theater. I don't know. I
• 39:07
  already know you you want to. You want to place not to enjoy a
• 39:09
  movie and enjoy fucking what people do like you know, stupid shit, go
• 39:14
  to Magic Johnson Theater. I haven't been there in a long time. I
• 39:17
  stopped going in the movies, you know what I think the last time I
• 39:21
  winter is when I went to go see Um Inside Out from Pick. Sorry,
• 39:24
  Oh that's a long time ago. I don't even remember that movie.
• 39:29
  The only reason the last time I went to the movie was I got free
• 39:31
  tickets and I gave some to ease though. That's how we found out about
• 39:35
  that theater. Yeah, I THEA. It's bad as it's bad ass fucking
• 39:37
  The only reason I wanted because I got free tickets. I've been there.
• 39:40
  Yeah, they don't give a fuck. Yeah, they really don't. They
• 39:44
  don't care. And they bring you the super VIP though. Yeah, it's
• 39:46
  worth it for the fucking The seats got coolers. Yeah, the seats got
• 39:52
  coolers. Your beer that I snuck in? Yeah, yeah, fucking talking
• 39:55
  like a fights up to this fucking fancy ass fucking I'm at the cut right
• 39:59
  there, my girlfucking sneak in the liquor bags. Yeah, they're gonna do
• 40:02
  today at the game, broom. Are they gonna win today? Dude?
• 40:07
  I hope so, I really hope, so, bro, because it's not
• 40:12
  looking good. Dog, it's not looking good. I mean they're like that
• 40:17
  Houston Golia for zero, bro, Like you know it was hot over there,
• 40:23
  you know that doesn't. But how much of these fools get paid?
• 40:28
  Is it one hundred degrees yet? I mean I doubt it. Bro,
• 40:31
  How much do these fools get paid? I don't care when the weather to
• 40:37
  be honest, Bro, When when I found out how much Chico was getting
• 40:39
  paid, I was like, I don't blame you for leaving. I wouldn't
• 40:42
  stay for six hundred thousand a year. No, that's why people leave here
• 40:45
  because they have caps on these players. Dude, they have caps on these
• 40:46
  players. The only people that don't get caps are people like massy Back.
• 40:51
  Um, yeah, you have to have a name. If not, you
• 40:52
  get a cap. That's why. That's why that my list will never be
• 40:57
  as huge because they have caps. They don't let their players like full There's
• 41:00
  players that start at sixteen out there in Europe. They're not letting a kid
• 41:04
  start playing in the MLS here in sixteen. They did remember that one time
• 41:07
  they hadn't all they did. Yeah, they had a few. They had
• 41:09
  the youngest player to play in the MLS and that food wasn't ship. What
• 41:15
  about the younger foods? They're technically in the MLS. The LAFC two Yeah,
• 41:22
  yeah, they're like seventeen and eighteen, they're pretty much the runner ups.
• 41:28
  They're like they're grooming them. Yeah, but it's not like so.
• 41:30
  But what I'm trying to say is a lot of the good players still have
• 41:32
  to go to college. Kennel, No, I don't think so. Pretty
• 41:37
  sure, there's been players that have to decide between going to the MLS or
• 41:40
  getting a four year, four year, four year scholarship to fucking UCLA.
• 41:45
  That's why. That's what I'm trying to say. A lot of players get
• 41:47
  lost in that mix. Is during those college times in Europe, you don't
• 41:52
  have to go to college to play. You can go straight to the fucking
• 41:55
  I don't think that's the case, bro, because if you're that good,
• 41:58
  you just go straight to the m less like if you're that it's like the
• 42:00
  same thing like with Kobe, Like Kobe was like that good. Not Kobe
• 42:05
  skip college to go to He's the last player to do that, I think
• 42:09
  now, And you have to play two years of college and football and basketball,
• 42:15
  and I think based But I don't know soccer, Like I really don't
• 42:16
  know how the rules going soccer no more. But yeah, dude, I
• 42:21
  think a lot of kids get lost in that mix. Yep, you know
• 42:22
  what. Don't get lost in the mix twitch because if you want to see
• 42:25
  the rest of the episode, make sure you guys follow us on Patreo.
• 42:29
  It's just five dollars. You guys get access to the secret menu on patriot
• 42:32
  them. You know you guys are waiting for the T shirt. I'm working
• 42:35
  on it all right. I just bought the T shirts. I had to
• 42:37
  fucking sell a whole bunch of merged and support the store. Bro that we're
• 42:40
  like, not funded by YouTube, not funded by other ship. It only
• 42:44
  happens because you guys buy the merch. You guys make it happen for us,
• 42:47
  and you guys subscribe, So go buy some merch. Support the channel
• 42:52
  support, make sure that we're able to keep keep it going. Yere in
• 42:54
  different way support race store support. We'll just support X because you don't have
• 42:59
  a store. But but yeah, um, I just added some new stuff
• 43:02
  to the website. If you want to find out all the free stuff that
• 43:06
  comes with it. What I said, you guys can go ahead and uh
• 43:08
  what you guys, Uh, you guys can what is it? Um check
• 43:13
  that out. I don't know what, let me see, I don't I'm
• 43:15
  not gonna mention the fucking messy. We'll we'll talk. We'll talk about it
• 43:19
  right now. I was like, what are you talk about? I don't
• 43:21
  have tickets? Yeah yeah, but uh and we also have this brand new
• 43:24
  fucking device right here. Shout out to the hit kit. Make sure you
• 43:29
  got we have. We have more to show you about this on the Patreon.
• 43:31
  Believe me, you're gonna want one of these in your home. Boom,
• 43:37
  ready to go, damn ready to go? No more twitchy, No
• 43:45
  are we off? We are? I wish I had like a in house
• 43:55
  Trowbacca. What were you texting me about it? Da? No dog?
• 43:59
  Because man, you meet dog. Yeah, I don't want you to be
• 44:01
  a fucking little level. How much you're gonna give me those uh lacy inter
• 44:06
  tickets for oh dogs? Could come on? Dog? Don't be me know
• 44:10
  if I'm gonna be able to get tickets right We'll tell me I'm selling.
• 44:15
  I love your girl. I love your girl, but like, let me
• 44:17
  we'll take her on to get pampered. We'll take her to the spa and
• 44:21
  everything. Let me get that ticket, dog, Let me get that fucking
• 44:23
  ticket. How much is it going for right now? Are you really thinking
• 44:25
  about selling it. Hell yeah, those things are going for like ten cheese.
• 44:29
  I want to go back to Japan the hell like you're tripping besticly con
• 44:31
  fu stay here in America how he wants, Bro, I'd be stupid not
• 44:34
  to want to go back to the place that made me the happiest. I'll
• 44:37
  give you a grand right out. M hm, dude that I want to
• 44:46
  If they're going for ten, I'll take five, yo, you do five.
• 44:51
  I'm gonna see what the tickets are right now, come on, I'm
• 44:53
  looking. That's why I want to bring it up, because okay, I
• 44:55
  just want one. I don't give a fuck, but I'm going single to
• 44:58
  this ship dog in messy if I don't even like messy. Oh, there's
• 45:02
  one for five hundred down you do it? Support yea supporters damn five hundred.
• 45:10
  I don't know, Bro, like im. That's the cheapest one too.
• 45:14
  I bet I'm gonna go. I'm gonna click over there by your section
• 45:16
  because I know where your sections at. Might say what section? I mean?
• 45:22
  I get to see them walk into the fucking tunnel, bro, Like,
• 45:23
  literally right there, it's a thousand. There you go, one thirty
• 45:28
  five? What is it? One? Thirty five US for a thousand right
• 45:31
  now. I know it's not yours, but it's close to yours. Damn,
• 45:36
  that's crazy. What the hell is going on? I don't know.
• 45:39
  Like I said, I'm gonna have those pair of tickets bro available to anybody
• 45:43
  who wants to fucking buy them. She put them on your whatnot. Oh
• 45:50
  I got advertiser for a few days though. Speaking of whatnot, I do
• 45:53
  have something. I do have some different stuff on whatnot. I just fucking
• 45:58
  found a whole bunch of shit that I've holding on too, like that I
• 46:01
  took when they were cleaning up the studio. Um, there's just one banner
• 46:06
  that I guess when they were touring with House of Paint, it would being
• 46:08
  the banner that would be in front of the fucking DJ thing, just like
• 46:12
  a little fucking like a little flag and it says House of Pain and it's
• 46:15
  like one of those like official banners. And I know, I was like,
• 46:17
  this was going in the trash with like the fucking the band other banners
• 46:21
  that were like plastics. And then I was like, man, enough taking
• 46:22
  this ship and I and I had and I held down to ship like that.
• 46:25
  So that's gonna be on whatnot. You guys better be paying. Hes
• 46:29
  gonna if you're gonna walk that batter, you're gonna have to pay. Yeah.
• 46:32
  But oh yeah, So this contraption right here everybody, so shout out
• 46:36
  to the hit Kid number one for making this possible. Every time people say
• 46:39
  contraption, I feel like it's like a medieval torturing device. No, it's
• 46:44
  like, I know, it's just in my head. When you say that,
• 46:45
  I was like, bro's not torturing. Check this out. The hit
• 46:49
  Kid made made us our very own well made high hungry. I have like
• 46:52
  ten of these and they're gonna be available on the website. You could get
• 46:55
  it fully loaded. The fully loaded option is that it comes with ten j's
• 47:00
  yea and you obviously get them with funky field tips. They're ready to go.
• 47:02
  It comes with the tube and what is this? You just refill it
• 47:06
  up, you save the dispenser, ready to go, literally like a slot
• 47:09
  machine. Pop it open, dude, and you can play. You can
• 47:15
  pour understand or if you're if you're in the if you're in the band,
• 47:20
  if you're bending, you can literally be like yo, ten bucks, bam.
• 47:22
  You just go ahead and sell out and you can play like Russian roulette.
• 47:25
  You can have a firehouse one with some booth and with your homies,
• 47:29
  like you don't know what you're getting. You can make a game out of
• 47:31
  it. Yeah, like literally, like a whole cool game out of it,
• 47:34
  which we're thinking about doing here. No one's gonna be put straight on
• 47:37
  those rules. Yeah, oh I didn't know your name. I didn't know
• 47:43
  your name, did don't oversleep? Oh I learn is but but yeah,
• 47:47
  so shout out to the head kid. If you just want it, if
• 47:50
  you just want the container itself, it's gonna be retelling for about fifty bucks,
• 47:53
  and of course I always hook you up. But if you want it
• 47:55
  fully loaded, it'll be a different price on there. It's gonna probably be
• 47:59
  about the price of a mystery box or something wrong that lines. But yeah,
• 48:01
  the only one got one mystery box left? Where oh the pa the
• 48:07
  patron one left though, don't sleep on it upgrade now, trust me.
• 48:10
  Yeah that's true because one left? Though? Are you adding more? A
• 48:13
  you're really gonna cap it at twenty I don't know. I have to see
• 48:15
  what it ends at the month, and I have to send everybody else shit
• 48:16
  up here. It's a lot of work man, I like, I have
• 48:19
  to keep a track with these foods that I always dear me that like I
• 48:21
  didn't get this package or this isn't that so right? Here? For so
• 48:25
  one left one fucking last one of the twenty Yeah, straight up. But
• 48:30
  uh yeah, so you're not gonna go to the game to the nah part.
• 48:36
  I'm tired. I gotta do two ten four hats after. Just to
• 48:38
  talk about the acid, Oh yeah, I took aside last night. I
• 48:42
  thought a micro dosed, okay, But to tell him what happened though,
• 48:45
  Ray, this food makes it sound like, hello, fucking sucks. He's
• 48:49
  like, yeah, So this one dude came up to me and he said,
• 48:52
  oh, Mandy, he wants some acid. And I was like,
• 48:53
  and he's like, but he gave me five sprays. I was like,
• 48:55
  first of all, when when when Callie Blaze has shared with me I'm with
• 49:00
  the spray, he doesn't go and be like open your mouth. I'm like,
• 49:02
  no, let let me fuck it. Let let me let me fuck
• 49:06
  get it. Let me spray it myself. Why did you say We're chilling
• 49:09
  in the green room. In the green room at the comedy store and it's
• 49:13
  a comedy chaos. So he's got he's one of the own he's one of
• 49:15
  the owners of the absolutely extracx baby X and he's there chilling and I could
• 49:21
  see he's like vibing out, like I'm like, what's what's what's everyone on?
• 49:24
  Because everyone's on a whole different vibe, and like, oh, because
• 49:28
  we got we got these little this vibe of like liquid acid and shit.
• 49:31
  And I was like, what do you mean. He's like, yeah,
• 49:34
  you can just spray it so you can kind of fuck around and find out
• 49:36
  how much do you want? And I was like, you want something?
• 49:37
  And I said yeah, and then he pulled it out and I was like,
• 49:40
  whoa, I just want like that and this one, I don't know
• 49:43
  four or five. It wasn't one. I knew it wasn't one. And
• 49:45
  I looked and I looked over at my homie, at the homie and I
• 49:50
  was like, he's that a lot, and he's like, tens of tab
• 49:53
  you took like five, you should be fine. I only took like two
• 49:57
  sprays for the show, like I only took two sprays for the Great Thumb
• 50:00
  Showing. And then I started getting like loose, and then I could tell
• 50:04
  like my dad was like like stop, you know what I mean, Like
• 50:07
  he's like you're you're talking about your relevant shit or like I don't know,
• 50:09
  I wasn't just interrupting people. I don't know what I was doing, but
• 50:12
  I know it was something. Yeah. But then uh so, so I
• 50:15
  didn't even feel it because I had been drinking at like three jack and cokes,
• 50:20
  been smoking, taking dams, and then I went home and I fell
• 50:23
  asleep, and when I woke up to take a piss, I felt like,
• 50:29
  uh, you know how the first acid trip happened? Right? Yeah,
• 50:31
  well, what are you talking about? Like the first asked the first
• 50:34
  time he did acid? You know all the first the first acid trip ever
• 50:37
  ever ever done in the world out with the bicycle with the bicycle felt because
• 50:42
  I woke up from like from taking a nap. I guess it was like
• 50:45
  one hour nap. Woke up and I had a pee and everything was just
• 50:47
  like whoa, And I was like, oh shit, the acid like wavy,
• 50:51
  yeah, wavy, Like whoa? I wavy? And then I was
• 50:53
  wondering why I couldn't sleep. I was tossing and turning, but since I
• 50:55
  had my eyescase, I couldn't see the visuals and I finally woke up,
• 50:59
  turned the light time and I was like, whoa the holy shit? And
• 51:01
  I couldn't go back to sleep. So I haven't even slept. So what
• 51:06
  do you do? Though? Watch TV while you are but like was it
• 51:09
  TV? Just like waving? I was just I just couldn't sleep my brain
• 51:13
  when you know how you're on you're on shrooms that you just can't sleep.
• 51:15
  I mean I wasn't seeing ship, but I was just on a sick one
• 51:20
  stone. It's fun. I don't know that I want a little sprayse it's
• 51:22
  cool or micro docing. Yeah, but I mean that is true, but
• 51:29
  I don't know like that. That just doesn't seem like why would you stay
• 51:32
  up because I couldn't go to sleep? Right right? Right? Were you
• 51:36
  still tripping? It's not tripping but your brain is still alert? Yeah,
• 51:40
  Like it's it's kind of hard to sleep when you're on a on a LSD
• 51:45
  trip. Yeah, even true, even though experienced before, even on shrooms,
• 51:49
  though you can't really sleep if you're still tripping, you can't sleep.
• 51:51
  You can you can kind of take a nap with mushrooms, but not really
• 51:54
  they're tossing and turning yeah, you are on your ass though at some point.
• 52:01
  Yeah, but no, I was, I don't know, I'm just
• 52:02
  gonna go back to sleep, and I kind of like I didn't enjoy the
• 52:06
  trip, but I was like just wanted to be kicked it. You're gonna
• 52:08
  try to masturbate nah, nah, definitely not. It wasn't in that mood
• 52:16
  the Million night. Yeah, Like shrooms don't make you want to jerk it.
• 52:20
  Nah. It's not like cocaine. Cocaine full, let's go. Cocaine
• 52:23
  is just like oh, this is like anything and it doesn't even work.
• 52:29
  Yeah, right, that's the fucked up shit. You think. The cocaine
• 52:32
  that foods are doing like a Central America is different than when we have here
• 52:36
  people, I mean people out there don't do it like we do it here.
• 52:38
  Dude. Yeah, like like Foods and Maco and Colombia and shit like
• 52:42
  that, like Campasino. They probably get a second, they probably have a
• 52:44
  sack of pretty cool. Just yeah, but it's not done like it's done
• 52:47
  here though, Like I don't think America when you're using it more like it's
• 52:52
  an energy drink, like for like a gardener or something like that. I
• 52:55
  think that's that's way more dangerous than you just fucking just going hand at night.
• 53:00
  I don't know, Like, I don't think those people want to do
• 53:06
  it because they see how it's made. Dude, Like the people that that
• 53:09
  make drugs don't want to do drugs because they know exactly how it's made.
• 53:13
  All those people, those compassing who you're talking about, those people that stomp
• 53:15
  on the cocaine and they put gasoline, those people don't want to do cocaine.
• 53:20
  They know it's not Oh yeah, I know that, but like the
• 53:24
  thought of it, and they step on it and with their fraw fucking feet,
• 53:30
  hopefully it don't got fungus on it. I love, I love he's
• 53:37
  on stinking I love. Ethanol kills fucking fungus, and it also kills bacteria
• 53:45
  when they stick it up their ass across the across the border. Yeah,
• 53:50
  I don't know about to stick it up your ass part. But the ethan
• 53:52
  all, I think I'm pretty sure ethan all kills. But all right,
• 53:55
  here we go. I required concentrations between sixty. Alcohol can kill a broad
• 54:02
  range of germs, including bacteria, viruses, and fun guy told gases gases
• 54:09
  intenson. For example, alcohol can eliminate coming bacterias such as E. Coli,
• 54:15
  salmonella, and staphlococcus arios. Have you tried every tried? Have you
• 54:22
  ever tried huffing alcohol? Not huffing it, but like you know, when
• 54:24
  you're gonna siphon it? No. I tried that ship one time at almost
• 54:29
  fainting because it fumes. Yeah, but that shit is not easy, as
• 54:32
  I never understood how you fucking do that, Like how you siphon shit?
• 54:38
  Remember do you remember mister Lavoni in high school called science? Yeah, but
• 54:44
  I never do with the long hair, remember, Yeah, I never understood
• 54:46
  how to make that happen. I've seen him siphon the water tanks. Yeah,
• 54:52
  and I was always tripped out on that ship too, And it's like
• 54:53
  automatic, right, Yeah, it's like it just works somehow. It's gravity.
• 54:59
  No, but I don't they do that though gravity exists. I don't
• 55:04
  know. We're gonna have Hibler on Thursday. Next week, the Flowers King
• 55:08
  will be here. I don't know if he's a Flowers king. I don't
• 55:12
  know if he's a Flowers king. But he's winning the title. He's making
• 55:14
  some pretty good dots, he's making some good thoughts. Does the society have
• 55:17
  a quote unquote king or a leader or is it one unit? If it's
• 55:21
  anybody, I'm not gonna lie. It's gotta be it's gotta be Eddie Bravo.
• 55:24
  He's the Flowers King. Yeah, I think he's a flowers king.
• 55:29
  Yeah. I don't think I spelled it. How does siphoning work? Yeah?
• 55:31
  I was way off. Damn, damn. That's how I feel every
• 55:35
  day of my life. All right, let me see always way off when
• 55:38
  I'm spelling. Because because maybe he was good that I didn't learn how to
• 55:42
  sipher. Because imagine me everywhere this dradey shit free gass um, when a
• 55:50
  certain amount of water moves over the bend, the bend and the siphon gravity
• 55:55
  pulls it down on the longer leg. Now is that atmospheric pressure in the
• 56:04
  bend of the Come on, don't give me the whole Yeah, bitch,
• 56:08
  then give me the whole. Signs my friend one time he got his card.
• 56:13
  Um, this got siphoned off. It's crazy. Now every car has
• 56:17
  a guard to stop it, like there's you can't it only like I think
• 56:22
  it's nineteen ninety six and under the car, I still think you can go
• 56:28
  through that through that little tobias. You just drill. Now, they just
• 56:30
  drill you shit in the bottom, which is fucked up because I'm like,
• 56:32
  you have to buy a whole different gas tank that's way more expensive. I'd
• 56:36
  rather you just take the thirty forty bucks I got into the gas like them,
• 56:40
  like the gold on maman stealing? Are those things really worth money?
• 56:45
  Like who's buying those? Yeah, they're a lot of money. Did but
• 56:49
  who's buying those though? People that need them, people that got them stolen.
• 56:52
  Um, there's certain junk yards they'll take them. Yeah, yeah,
• 56:58
  and the people that got in stolen will rebuy ther own. That's us a
• 57:06
  lot about them. Yeah, have you ever gotten got Like would you shoot
• 57:14
  someone if they're your cal converter? I would probably scare them jack kick it
• 57:25
  like into a car, cuffs crashing down. That's true. Girls, sometime,
• 57:38
  that's true. They're always just look out. They're always a lookout.
• 57:44
  Dude, you can't give you can't kive a woman like that at the job
• 57:46
  quickening somebody's lookout. Keep cycling places by them, like you think there's money
• 57:54
  and the whole recycling business, Like how much money do you think those foods
• 57:57
  fucking generate? Like recycling can and bottles and yeah, like the foods that
• 58:00
  you go sell this shit too, I mean time government twenty bucks every two
• 58:06
  weeks. That's the government's thing, though, No, but I'm talking about
• 58:07
  the food that, like the foods is collecting shout out, think that's the
• 58:10
  government? Oh no, those bins to somebody? Yeah, what's a conspiracy
• 58:21
  there, because what is that? What happens to all that? Like you
• 58:24
  you know the recycle bins, you know, all that goes to the same
• 58:27
  place anyways, right, what do you mean do all that pretty much goes
• 58:30
  this? They don't recycle anything, though, the why the fuck do we
• 58:32
  have to do binds to make you think that you're recycled? Dog? To
• 58:37
  make you feel good? Are you one of this? Yeah, I'm almost
• 58:40
  an undred percent sure of this. Those all those go to the same thing,
• 58:45
  dog, Like the grass might go somewhere else, but they all go
• 58:47
  to the same dump. Dog. What do you think that we think the
• 58:50
  government just literally recycles it? Do you think do you think there's someone there
• 58:53
  recycling all? Dude? This is paper, this is this is cardboard.
• 58:57
  Noah, dog, govern this this shit. Don't give a fuck. Somebody
• 59:00
  said, twenty bucks every two weeks. That's a fucking talk. That's a
• 59:05
  thirty three thirty. That's funny. So I don't know what the fuck you're
• 59:08
  talking about. No, it just doesn't like it doesn't seem suitable like for
• 59:12
  like an income like how I said, It's like, yeah, I know,
• 59:15
  but I was referring to I think, dude, I think there's some
• 59:19
  people that live off a can't collecting that the people that go over there by
• 59:22
  your by your buckets. I take out my buckets on Tuesday. There's always
• 59:25
  some old man going through the buckets and he knows to go to mind because
• 59:29
  there's the cut is in there, and I don't give a fuck. I
• 59:31
  always tell him to. I was like, hey, don't know, you
• 59:38
  don't never give him one full bro, he wants the empty ones. Let
• 59:45
  me see, I'm looking at this shit right now, all right. I
• 59:47
  looked at something and says that I don't know, man, sixteen point nine
• 59:52
  percent ends up in the trash all it's up in the same place. It
• 59:58
  says we can start our recycling s. Have you ever been to a dump?
• 1:00:01
  Have you ever been to a dump stink? Yeah? And you gotta
• 1:00:07
  pay the dump shit. Yeah, it's crazy. When my dad's like,
• 1:00:12
  I was like what just yeah, and just dump ship there and you can
• 1:00:20
  can't take anything though, because I want to take something, you know,
• 1:00:23
  mean want to take something. I saw some shit that I could have used,
• 1:00:28
  and I'm gonna take the junkyard. Yeah, oh little kid, I
• 1:00:32
  want. I was like damn. I was like why they throw that away?
• 1:00:35
  And I was like you're allowed to grab nothing. I was like,
• 1:00:37
  put hurry up, grab it. Okay, So what was it? What
• 1:00:39
  did you what did you see? Just like a soccer ball? It was
• 1:00:43
  just like stupid ship. It's like the garbage for a reason still works.
• 1:00:49
  No one doesn't. Nobody did. It was working still, and it was
• 1:00:52
  white people trash cashing, fucking sun lamentous on. Fine, it's just trash.
• 1:00:55
  It's not all just trash trash. It's just like old people that like
• 1:00:59
  like white people that get like we just know how you move out and you
• 1:01:01
  put everything in like dumps and you dump it out. And there was a
• 1:01:05
  bunch of like useful shit that I was like, oh dude, this isn't
• 1:01:07
  like trash trashy, but you're not allowed to pick it up because it's not
• 1:01:10
  your property anymore. It's the government's property or whoever the fuck owns that property.
• 1:01:15
  And I was like, hurry, yup, I don't remember what it
• 1:01:17
  was. I don't think the government fucking owns like those use landfills. Yeah
• 1:01:22
  who will now maybe not the government, but whoever owns the landfills, that's
• 1:01:25
  their property. The second you dump it on, the second the lands on
• 1:01:30
  the floor, it's their property. Just like technically, I don't think people
• 1:01:34
  are supposed to pick from your trash bins. It's illegal. Really, yeah,
• 1:01:39
  it's your property. Oh hey, dude, did you know that we
• 1:01:42
  found that. We finally found out who's the dude that breaks into the trash
• 1:01:45
  cans down here? Bill fucking spotted him. Bro. Now I know what
• 1:01:49
  he looks like. Now I know it's not an old piece of shit.
• 1:01:52
  I know what the guy looks like. Bro. And he was always just
• 1:01:54
  looking for carns and all that, just like, no, you were a
• 1:01:57
  dog. You're out there fucking just looking through the trash, and I know
• 1:02:00
  what this motherfucker looks like. No, no, So I'm like, I
• 1:02:05
  know how we could spot them out now, Like, no, bro,
• 1:02:07
  he lives right down the street, and that little fucking encampment under the fucking
• 1:02:13
  bridge. That's just crazy, bro, All these fucking bumps still in LA.
• 1:02:20
  But I've been I've been noticing that they've been cleaning them up. I
• 1:02:23
  don't know, man, I've been seeing that they've been cleaning them up like
• 1:02:25
  recently. Like there's like there was a there was a church in Cobra City
• 1:02:30
  that was like covered in him bro, like like like fleas, bro.
• 1:02:34
  It was just covered in them. Bro. They like they had cars,
• 1:02:36
  they had RVs and all this shit, And I'm like, this is a
• 1:02:38
  pretty decent neighborhood, bro. Like people pay like fogs a month here,
• 1:02:43
  you know, to fucking like live here and shit and food. Like they
• 1:02:45
  went there the other day and one day when I was coming back from the
• 1:02:49
  gym, they were right there, food like handling et bro, just fucking
• 1:02:52
  just like throwing like shit, a little chipper, not a chipper, but
• 1:02:57
  just like the compractor and just like trashing their ship. It's like no,
• 1:03:00
  and these fools were just like what are you doing my stuff? There were
• 1:03:01
  just like it's time to go. They took that fools Maximum. Fuck that
• 1:03:05
  fool shit. Yeah, it was a beat up Maximum. They were just
• 1:03:07
  sleeping in there, but it's just like, sorry, dude, dude,
• 1:03:09
  have you ever seen Horders? Yeah, dude, I saw the craziest episodes
• 1:03:15
  on Horders, Like this lady was living in her ship. What do you
• 1:03:20
  mean, literally just living in her like, dude. It was one of
• 1:03:22
  the like I think Netflix just released a Horders series or whatever, and I
• 1:03:27
  don't like watching it, but I can't stop watching it. It's that thing
• 1:03:29
  where you're like, why am I watching this? But then you're like,
• 1:03:30
  bro, I just can't stop. There was this one lady about this.
• 1:03:36
  She just lived in her ship and she used to just it's just bad.
• 1:03:39
  I forget what episode it was. There was like cat shit, she collects
• 1:03:44
  her ship, like she takes his ship and saves it and then throws it
• 1:03:46
  out. She throws it out in the and she throws it out on the
• 1:03:50
  lawn and her neighbors no, so they called the city and they had to
• 1:03:52
  destroy the whole, the whole. They gotta just they tore down the building.
• 1:03:57
  That's how about bad it was. Yeah, that was that was a
• 1:04:00
  house like that in the hood. We talked about it recently. Oh yeah,
• 1:04:01
  yeah, Like they literally had to demolish this whole property because whoever,
• 1:04:06
  whoever was living there was just so bad. That's sad. You imagine,
• 1:04:11
  that's how bad you live. That President's four twenty. I found the clock
• 1:04:15
  at the junkyard in the stash pot spot of a wrecked car. Yeah,
• 1:04:20
  that's crazy. I bet you can find a lot of ships in a drunk
• 1:04:24
  card. I found some stuff at a junkyard. You've been to a card
• 1:04:29
  junkyard, Yeah, Oh, to a card junkard. Yeah, Like I
• 1:04:31
  actually, um, you know how Bobo doesn't have like like one of the
• 1:04:34
  emblems in his car. I'm just give them one of the ones that I
• 1:04:38
  stole with that junkyard from the time. I still have all those. I
• 1:04:41
  was just like, because that's what I went there to look for mine,
• 1:04:43
  and I was just like, fuck this. I stole a bunch of them
• 1:04:45
  to spit in my pocket. Yeah, fucking you're already getting him out a
• 1:04:51
  deal. He's on the East. They were gonna try to charge me like
• 1:04:55
  twenty a piece there or whatever. Its stairs, wife, Fuck them,
• 1:05:00
  it's stairs. That car is garbage. If I wanted to fucking like a
• 1:05:03
  headlight or something, all right, bro, I get it. I'm gonna
• 1:05:05
  pay extra for a tour I can just cop it in my pocket. Come
• 1:05:09
  on, what the fucking come on? Come on, really, I don't
• 1:05:13
  know, dude. I follow, I'm trying to get I'm trying to get
• 1:05:15
  citizenship over here. I don't steal. I don't steal. I don't steal.
• 1:05:19
  I don't sell drugs. I'll just do drug What was that paying my
• 1:05:25
  beds? I thought you were throwing shit at me. Didn't you just throw
• 1:05:27
  shit at me? Yeah? I threw Yeah. I don't know how long
• 1:05:30
  you're gonna throw stuff at me, and then let's all throw something at me
• 1:05:31
  too. We didn't throw anything at you. I saw I saw a movement,
• 1:05:41
  dude, nothing better, nothing better than uh. I started my period
• 1:05:45
  last night. Damn fas No, but yes, you were No, It's
• 1:05:55
  just good, you know. I'm not worried about no kids. Just good
• 1:05:58
  to know, you know what he says. No. I was like,
• 1:06:00
  I was like, what's up. I was like, you said you're gonna
• 1:06:01
  go to the gym, bitch. She's like, no, I'm I got
• 1:06:03
  my period. I'm not in the mood. And I was like, yes,
• 1:06:06
  just clarifies that I got good pull out game. I've been pulling out.
• 1:06:10
  Fine, you're not you're not having protected sex. What does that mean?
• 1:06:15
  I'm pulling out very protected bro, You're gonna get trapped. Oh fine,
• 1:06:23
  I mean you gotta ray pulls out right right, Yeah, dude,
• 1:06:26
  pull out kings saying as the king. But you know, I mean,
• 1:06:33
  yeah, we're kings right now. I mean, nothing's taking me off to
• 1:06:36
  throw just yet. I feel like you're tawning life at this point, and
• 1:06:40
  like, you know, I'm like, I'm over here. I'm like,
• 1:06:44
  I pray. She was like, please, man, I'm almost there.
• 1:06:45
  Man, I see the finish line. Please don't fuck this man. It's
• 1:06:48
  crazy as though, when there's that moment where he's like, I don't want
• 1:06:51
  to pull out, dude, Yeah, you have to. You have to
• 1:06:56
  hold it because then you get up. You gotta be a man. You
• 1:06:58
  gotta be a man. You can't be a ful like yeah, dude,
• 1:07:02
  dude, that don't make it. That don't make you pull out at Vincent
• 1:07:04
  and be like, dude, you're never gonna be able to do this again.
• 1:07:06
  Only real man pull out, Only real man pull out. Your man
• 1:07:10
  can't pull out? Why that's not a man, right right? You gotta
• 1:07:13
  you gotta be able to hold it. You gotta. I wouldn't say you're
• 1:07:15
  a real man, but you're a real man. You gotta hold you gotta
• 1:07:17
  be able to pull out dude skill of some unless you really don't want to.
• 1:07:20
  Unless you really don't want to. But if you really said, oh
• 1:07:23
  my god, I'm sorry. I know, I don't know, wasn't supposed
• 1:07:26
  to. Now you gotta take plan B imagine, control your dick, dog,
• 1:07:31
  control your fucking dick. Dude. Whatever she told you, like,
• 1:07:34
  I'm keeping it, you keep it. It's not it's not really my say.
• 1:07:39
  So what America tells you. Yeah, I know, but I still
• 1:07:43
  have a responsibility. I know I'll have to hit up Betty. I'll have
• 1:07:45
  to hit up Betty. See how he does it. It's like, dude,
• 1:07:47
  he's like, just block them, start a new Instagram, get a
• 1:07:57
  job with a strop floor. I very Yeah, you don't want that late
• 1:08:01
  text that she's late text. Yeah, dude, just don't show up.
• 1:08:13
  Yeah, when you get invited to Murray, just don't go. I don't
• 1:08:18
  be fucking what. He should have had his own segment. He's like dead,
• 1:08:21
  be dead, bet Dad's life from side. Would you go on moor
• 1:08:25
  Xavier? Nah? Even even if even if you know, you know for
• 1:08:30
  sure it's not yours? Nah? Would I wouldn't Maybe for the dance,
• 1:08:38
  Yeah, I probably do it for the dance. No, but you know
• 1:08:40
  what else I wouldn't do, Like I really didn't. I never want to
• 1:08:43
  be on those reality TV shows like I never want to do dude that way.
• 1:08:45
  If I was buff, I would have love, would have loved to
• 1:08:47
  be our real World. Yeah, hell yeah, I would have been throwing
• 1:08:50
  propozzles. Would you have done? Would you have done? Now? That's
• 1:08:55
  just seemed too tacky. I feel like nobody boone down there. Would you
• 1:08:57
  have done? Next? No? That was tacky too. Room Raiders Real
• 1:09:00
  World was the brill test all the real world to this day. I would
• 1:09:03
  do with X Island or whatever. You go to an island with these people,
• 1:09:08
  Temptation Islands come Yeah, yeah, fool. That was one episode where
• 1:09:15
  some fool got it saw his girl get boned by some other dude and that
• 1:09:17
  food was like crying and ship like it was fucking bad. I was like,
• 1:09:20
  man, this fool, you could tell this is a real slot,
• 1:09:23
  real funny there. Yeah, fool, I would have been the island.
• 1:09:26
  I would have been destroying shit the cameras would have been broken, like they
• 1:09:30
  would have just been like it would have been total chaos. They would have
• 1:09:33
  been like, Oho, game, what a gun? You're gonna let me
• 1:09:36
  destroy these cameras. I would have honestly would have wanted my own love,
• 1:09:41
  my own reality love show, you know, like what would it be called
• 1:09:46
  sperms? Hi didn't see X marks love or X marks the G spot?
• 1:10:00
  Fuck yeah, x monx G spot and every bitch in the show. Dude,
• 1:10:04
  Uh yeah, I'm down. I do Porto a little tapes for it.
• 1:10:10
  You can't even do the flashlight tape. That's different. We're talking to
• 1:10:13
  MTV money, dude. Tila Tequila, Tila Tequila. Flavor of Love?
• 1:10:16
  Remember Flavor of Love? Remember? Yeah? V H one or who's the
• 1:10:20
  other one? The birt the birt One, Rock of Love? You remember
• 1:10:26
  Rock of Love too, Dude, I'd be down for a show like that.
• 1:10:29
  He's on good if you were single, he's on Nah. I would
• 1:10:32
  hiding in Love? I would nah, I would hiding in Love. You
• 1:10:35
  gotta be really high on these days. Money would be more likely to just
• 1:10:40
  do one of those like those stupid shit shows, or like Room Readers and
• 1:10:44
  Ship. Yeah, like something like that, not like uh not so not
• 1:10:47
  as far as like Jackass or like silent Liightberry or some shit like that.
• 1:10:51
  Hey, Jason has a good one. That's a good one. The next
• 1:10:57
  x oh, I like it, act as good one. You just give
• 1:11:02
  everybody hertpies. You I don't have herpies. No, I can't give someone
• 1:11:06
  something. I don't have your own. Fu We all have it, that's
• 1:11:12
  what you always say. That's what people will hurt pies say. I worked
• 1:11:15
  at the Science when people will hurt pies say, we all have it.
• 1:11:17
  I fucking I worked at the Science Center for their fucking exhibit about the human
• 1:11:20
  body when I was doing community service. We all have it, that's what
• 1:11:25
  horse say. Yeah, dude, we all have it. So if a
• 1:11:30
  girl told you have hertpies, you're you're not stopping. You're just not supposed
• 1:11:33
  to bone when the when the pimples are there. But it doesn't matter if
• 1:11:36
  you all have it then, because that's all it's like, it's the only
• 1:11:38
  time it's contagious. But if we all have it, then why doesn't matter
• 1:11:41
  because there's type two. So we all don't have type two body. You
• 1:11:44
  see what I mean? We all don't have type two. Everybody has type
• 1:11:46
  one, so you still have herpies. Yeah, but then I guess and
• 1:11:49
  I don't want type two. Okay, yeah that makes sense. Still have
• 1:11:55
  herpes? I guess y'all have herpies two? Cornis own? Yeah, exams,
• 1:12:00
  Like, don't worry, I'll give you type one. We don't have
• 1:12:02
  it, Dude, somebody around eggs to the herpe. Fuck you, like
• 1:12:10
  for real, dog, So if some girl told you I have a herpes,
• 1:12:13
  you'd be like whatever, No, Bro, I saying it would be
• 1:12:15
  all good. But I'm saying like, like, you're not supposed like,
• 1:12:19
  Bro, you're not supposed to bowe somebody if they're like active like that,
• 1:12:25
  Like, I don't think you could get You could get it from somebody that
• 1:12:28
  has it while they're not like flared up. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:12:31
  That's I think that's how it works. So you better hope this bitch tells
• 1:12:34
  you she's flared up. I think you'd be able to notice. Bro.
• 1:12:38
  Yeah, there's like fucking pimples on the pussy. Bro'll be so horny to
• 1:12:41
  not kill me, Like, Bro, that shit looks disgusting, bro,
• 1:12:44
  Like like you never took six air class yeah, but I've never seen Yeah,
• 1:12:47
  but I've never seen it in person. I've never seen it in the
• 1:12:49
  wild. Pictures were good. Never seen it in the wild. Dog,
• 1:12:53
  you know, she gets animated, Dude, she could be cgi. I
• 1:12:56
  don't know if you don't. You don't want to see it in the wild,
• 1:12:58
  Bro, I don't want to see in the wild. You're right,
• 1:13:00
  You're right, You're right. I do not want to see it in the
• 1:13:01
  wild. Yeah, bro, i'd be scared anyways. With that being said,
• 1:13:08
  you say we're a condom. I guess, Yeah, I guess.
• 1:13:12
  I like how all this went down from pulling out. Yeah, bro,
• 1:13:16
  girl, that's the worst SD you can get a baby. No, no,
• 1:13:24
  that's just like the most toxic. I sometimes I heard you got to
• 1:13:27
  go to the doctor for it. Yeah a goot nine months? No no,
• 1:13:30
  no no, Sometimes you gotta go to the doctor and pay for it
• 1:13:31
  to get rid of it. Yeah, dude, Yeah, dude, that's
• 1:13:34
  an expensive STD. Sometimes it doesn't even shut sometimes it doesn't even shut up
• 1:13:41
  for hours or heard. Yeah, so he's asking you for shit. You
• 1:13:45
  gotta pay for everything for it, stupid scd. Yeah. With that being
• 1:13:49
  said, though, thanks thank you so much for tuning in. Sorry about
• 1:13:54
  the late start, but we will be back tomorrow. Do we have a
• 1:13:56
  guest to morrow? Uh? Oh yeah no, I thought we have saw
• 1:13:59
  it soccer Head. Soccer Head is Saturday. Oh that we might not have
• 1:14:01
  no one in more. Yeah, so tomorrow, I don't know Tomorrow.
• 1:14:04
  Still we're gonna give you a show regardless. But Saturday we got LAFC soccer
• 1:14:09
  Head and hopefully we could talk about a win after today's game. I'll be
• 1:14:13
  at the game today. So if you see me at the game, comes
• 1:14:15
  say what's up. Maybe I have a couple of extra joints, maybe I
• 1:14:17
  don't. Either way, it comes say what's up? Because feel bad.
• 1:14:19
  Some of the forty two originals day pass I'm being pass it, but I'm
• 1:14:24
  just like, I'm just gonna bring a few extra joints this but I like,
• 1:14:26
  for I don't pass it just because you know, I don't want people
• 1:14:29
  to pass it to me. So there you go. Um yeah so Ray
• 1:14:32
  shout outs. Shout out to the people tuning in today, Thank you for
• 1:14:38
  the patients. Follow me on Morning Shop Films. I gene YouTube. Check
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  out my website Morning Shop Films out see I'm taking pictures of the color variant.
• 1:14:46
  Well, I actually took quoto of the color variants. We'll be posting
• 1:14:49
  them on my site today. Probably gonna do a buy one, get one
• 1:14:53
  deal with the colors. Buy one of the colors, you get one of
• 1:14:57
  the regular ones for free. That'll probably be like a today deal. But
• 1:15:00
  yeah, tune in from mo Info tomorrow. Eas On that will be reviewing
• 1:15:04
  the film Flaming Hot and I'll be putting it on my podcast tomorrow morning.
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• 1:15:24
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  Go check out the new glass that I posted up on the website as well.
• 1:16:27
  There's a couple or some pieces from my collection in there that I'm just
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  listening up, so make sure you take advantage of that. Go to the
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  retro and vined section. That's where I have all the class where high and
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  Hungry dot shop. Please run up the views on the latest episode. All
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  the shares really mean a lot, every single share, every single tag.
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  Just let put the link up there. I really appreciate it up from you
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  guys. I'll be posting some more clips and the new episode will be coming
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  this Saturday, so please just just keep sharing and keep sharing it out and
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  I'll see you guys at the game one more time. And like I said,
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  flavors by Zone dot Com and I'll see you guys on the Doctor Green
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  Thumb show as well. Follow me on Whatnot. I have two sales coming
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  up. Don't sleep on those. We went hamm yesterday, so peace out Blades.