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104: TurkZilla! · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 3: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. Once again, I
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  Speaker 3: am Brian.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Greg.
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  Speaker 4: I am Misty.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Marlena.
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  Speaker 3: And happy Thanksgiving. It's our wonderful... Okay, let's just call
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  Speaker 3: it out. It's our Turkzilla special.
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  Speaker 4: Awesome.
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  Speaker 3: The evil that is Turkzilla is now lurking in the
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  Speaker 3: oven in the next room. I'm terrified. Yeah, we'll get
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  Speaker 3: to that in a few minutes.
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  Speaker 5: Not a bunch of Middle Eastern guys.
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  Speaker 3: So we... I don't know what that means. The Turks.
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  Speaker 2: Turkish.
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  Speaker 3: Turkish.
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  Speaker 2: Gallipoli.
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  Speaker 4: Istanbul, Wisconsin.
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  Speaker 5: I was just thinking that.
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  Speaker 3: That's what distracted me. I started humming the song. That's
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  Speaker 3: not Woody's business, but the Turks. So, yeah, it's been
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  Speaker 3: quite a while since we've been sitting at the table here.
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  Speaker 3: It's been since the last holiday episode, I believe.
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  Speaker 4: I need a break from y'all's shit.
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  Speaker 3: Too bad.
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  Speaker 5: I've just been busy.
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  Speaker 3: We've been on the road anyway. Yeah, it's been a
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  Speaker 3: long time since you've been here, Jay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been stuck in the world of bad job.
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  Speaker 4: And parenthood.
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  Speaker 3: And parenthood, yeah. so before we've had several road trip
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  Speaker 3: episodes before we begin our regular week do we need
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  Speaker 3: to have a wrap up of you know we didn't
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  Speaker 3: really get a chance to do a full discussion on
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  Speaker 3: the last two weeks if you will so do we
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  Speaker 3: need a horror hound wrap up or a scare story
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  Speaker 3: didn't we talk about it last week I thought we
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  Speaker 3: did not after the fact.
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  Speaker 6: Oh We went to Horror Island and there was people
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  Speaker 6: and there was a lot of them and they were
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  Speaker 6: all kind of crammed together and apparently some of them
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  Speaker 6: were moist.
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  Speaker 4: And Randy touched some guy's crotch. I had to sanitize him.
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  Speaker 3: He says it's by accident. Whatever.
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  Speaker 4: There was hand sanitizer.
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  Speaker 3: Immediately busted out.
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  Speaker 4: It was a spray kind too.
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  Speaker 3: It was good. And we also met my future wife.
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  Speaker 3: That would be Ms. Stay Puff.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. She was so cute. I wanted to
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  Speaker 4: put her in my pocket and carry her around. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: my God.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably not going to be the case because if
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  Speaker 3: I remember, she was hanging out with some dude. So
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  Speaker 3: that's probably not going to pan out. But my thing
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  Speaker 3: is we still don't know who the hell she is.
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  Speaker 3: We probably should have, like, been, like.
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  Speaker 6: I tried Googling Stay Puff Pinup, but I couldn't find anything.
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  Speaker 6: I found a couple other girls, but they were nowhere
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  Speaker 6: near as cute.
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  Speaker 3: I'm, like, we really needed to go, like, hey, what's
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  Speaker 3: your name? Where the hell are you? What's your name
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  Speaker 3: if I remember your address?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Right now.
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  Speaker 3: If no other reason, the entire staff here thinks she's adorable.
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  Speaker 3: So we really need to befriend her on Facebook. So
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  Speaker 3: if somebody out there was, you know, at Horror Hound
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  Speaker 3: or knows who this chick is that is now featured
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  Speaker 3: in the picture of us from Horror Hound Weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, she's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like a prelude to stalking.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We're publicly addressing this. We're like, hey, you're awesome. Get
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  Speaker 3: a hold of us. So that's not stalking. That's in reverse.
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  Speaker 7: We better put it on the Facebook page and just
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  Speaker 7: try to get some of the fans.
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  Speaker 3: Have you seen this girl?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, fans.
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  Speaker 5: Put a movie meltdown t-shirt if you.
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  Speaker 3: Can lead us to it.
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  Speaker 2: A free t-shirt if you give me your address.
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  Speaker 3: Now that's starting to sound creepy.
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  Speaker 4: Have you seen this girl? She had cute face dimples.
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  Speaker 4: She was just cute all over.
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  Speaker 2: What I want to know is, is she sticky? Is
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  Speaker 2: she stable?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting a little marshmallow fluff thing. Hold on. Anyway. No,
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  Speaker 3: she actually was holding onto my arm, and there wasn't
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  Speaker 3: any marshmallow residue or anything.
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  Speaker 4: Did she smell like marshmallows?
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  Speaker 3: Anyway. I don't know. I just, yeah. I put Randy
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  Speaker 3: on the case, too, so we'll see if he can
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  Speaker 3: track her down.
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  Speaker 4: I trust Randy.
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  Speaker 3: Only after the fact did I think about, man, we
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  Speaker 3: should have added her. Because we talked to all the
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  Speaker 3: other people there that weekend. I've now thrown them on
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  Speaker 3: our page, whether they wanted to be or not. So, yep,
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  Speaker 3: we need to track down Steakbuff Marshmallow Girl.
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  Speaker 5: You didn't try to track her down?
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  Speaker 4: I Googled her.
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  Speaker 5: I know, but you're usually pretty good at stalking people down.
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  Speaker 4: Usually I have a little bit more to go on.
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  Speaker 5: I know. She finds stuff for me all the time.
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  Speaker 4: I'm an expert internet stalker. I found several other.
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  Speaker 6: Stay Puft girls, but they were not as cute. No offense,
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  Speaker 6: other Stay Puft marshmallow girls. This girl had very high
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  Speaker 6: standards for you to meet.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, she did. I even saw her in someone else's picture.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody else posed with her in their album. They still didn't, like,
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  Speaker 3: tag her. So she's a mystery girl at this point,
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  Speaker 3: and we need to track her down.
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  Speaker 4: She's part of the allure.
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  Speaker 6: She's part of the allure right there, draws you, and
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  Speaker 6: you want to know even more because you know nothing.
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  Speaker 5: If she was.
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  Speaker 2: She's a ghost.
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  Speaker 3: That would be awesome. I mean, you know, the Stay
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  Speaker 3: Puft Marshmallow was technically a ghost, I guess, or a
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  Speaker 3: manifestation of some sort of evil spirit. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I completely have a totally heterosexual girlfriend here.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Well, because Danielle pissed me off.
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  Speaker 3: So she's replaced Danielle as your new girl crush?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck Danielle. I'm fucking tearing this out. Fuck that movie.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck Meg Ryan. Fuck Billy Crystal.
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  Speaker 3: You can go on that rant, but, you know, Danielle.
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  Speaker 7: I wish I would have sat in for that, because, God,
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  Speaker 7: if I had a fucking dollar for every time I
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  Speaker 7: saw that damn movie.
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  Speaker 5: I'd be a millionaire.
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  Speaker 4: I'd finally have my sugar day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you would. God, I've seen that fucking movie so
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  Speaker 5: many times, and not by choice, either.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that was the thing.
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  Speaker 3: It was such a different... It's something we would have
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  Speaker 3: never watched otherwise. Even I wouldn't have picked it.
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  Speaker 4: I refuse to watch it, and I will not watch it.
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  Speaker 3: That was always the time of the month marathon.
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  Speaker 7: It was usually When Harry Met Sally, Sixteen Candles.
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  Speaker 4: That one's okay.
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  Speaker 7: It involved a lot of John Hughes movies, but then
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  Speaker 7: it always got thrown in with Sleepless in Seattle.
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  Speaker 3: I still think that's better than When Harry Met Sally.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do too, but you know. Aside from quoting
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  Speaker 5: Billy Crystal.
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  Speaker 2: But that's bad Tom Hanks. I'll take bad Billy Crystal
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  Speaker 2: over bad Tom Hanks.
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  Speaker 3: No, because at least Tom Hanks is kind of funny.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: He's just depressing.
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  Speaker 3: That's the thing. He's at least likable. I don't even
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  Speaker 3: like Billy Crystal in that movie. And I brought that up.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, he's a jerk the whole movie almost.
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  Speaker 4: But that's how I like him, though. It proves that
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  Speaker 4: he's right, too.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And his whole point was he's saying that girls and
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  Speaker 4: guys can't be... It's like.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, if you watch the movie, it all comes true.
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  Speaker 3: It's like they have sex. It totally fucks up their friendship.
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  Speaker 3: It's like he was right. I mean, the entire time
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  Speaker 3: it was leading to sex, as soon as they had sex,
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  Speaker 3: it fucked things up. That is how life works. I
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  Speaker 3: hate to tell her, so... I want to take back.
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  Speaker 4: My statement against Danielle.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to focus all my anger towards this movie
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  Speaker 6: and Meg Ryan because, really, seriously, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Like Meg Ryan.
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  Speaker 3: No, and that's the thing. We sat there talking, and
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  Speaker 3: it's like she... it's such a weird mixture because everything
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  Speaker 3: she's working on are awesome and i said that i
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  Speaker 3: was like you've got a lot of really cool projects
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  Speaker 3: like everything she was working on was horror related and
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  Speaker 3: actually had good people involved william forsythe's directing one of
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  Speaker 3: them so i mean it's everything involved was really cool
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  Speaker 3: and then like every movie she brought up that she
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  Speaker 3: watched i was like oh.
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  Speaker 4: Really did she bring up anything i was like eat.
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  Speaker 3: Pray love really no don't watch that no first wives
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  Speaker 3: club stop god that's torture So, it was a weird
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  Speaker 3: mixture from her. I did not expect that. She didn't
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  Speaker 3: mention the notebook, did she?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe she needs a break from all the horror movies.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's what it is. I think it's to
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  Speaker 3: balance that. I mean, think about it. If you spent
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  Speaker 3: your entire life not only working on them, but every
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  Speaker 3: other weekend you're at one of these things surrounded by
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  Speaker 3: horror dorks.
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  Speaker 4: They're so hot.
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  Speaker 5: I like you on that one movie.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would get sick of them.
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  Speaker 4: That was a good Ryan impression there.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't hear me. Is that why.
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  Speaker 5: She bought the stun gun from what I heard?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway. She did threaten to use it on me.
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  Speaker 4: But you would probably like it.
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  Speaker 3: I said it was okay if she wanted to. I
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  Speaker 3: said I deserved it for something.
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  Speaker 2: Did she bring the stun gun?
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  Speaker 3: She hadn't bought it yet. She was going to get it.
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  Speaker 3: Immediately after talking to me, she felt the need to
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  Speaker 3: buy a stun gun.
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  Speaker 4: What does that tell you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not surprised.
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  Speaker 2: I bought one too after I met him the first time.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I think I needed to buy one when I
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  Speaker 3: met you. You were more obsessed with me back in
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  Speaker 3: the day, but that's a whole different story.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that was a weird story.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to go on not knowing the story.
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  Speaker 3: That's okay.
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  Speaker 9: Well, I mean, there was a time for like a
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  Speaker 9: period of a couple of months where I wasn't sure
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  Speaker 9: whether or not Brian was a serial killer.
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  Speaker 2: That's what this started with. Actually, three of us believed
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  Speaker 2: that Brian was a serial killer.
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  Speaker 4: So now you know, right?
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  Speaker 2: We needed to investigate it. Yeah, yeah. That's all it was.
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  Speaker 4: He's just so secretive. That's why he keeps moving every
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  Speaker 4: couple of years.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the basement fills up. Yeah. There's only so many
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  Speaker 3: holes you can bury people in the backyard, and you've
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  Speaker 3: got to get a new backyard.
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  Speaker 4: So your dog starts to dig them up. That's why
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  Speaker 4: we have no dogs. We have a privacy fence. We learned.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 4: So marshmallow chicken.
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  Speaker 2: Marshmallow chicken.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Anything else from the weekends before we roll on into the.
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  Speaker 7: I had MST3K marathon with the kid while you guys
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  Speaker 7: were gone.
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  Speaker 4: Not even like the good movies either.
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  Speaker 7: No, the worst ones we could possibly watch. Mostly hurt elbowing.
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  Speaker 5: Me to wake up. You're missing the best part.
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  Speaker 4: There is no best part of this.
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  Speaker 3: No, me sleeping is the best part.
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  Speaker 4: Are we going into our regular geek stuff now?
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  Speaker 3: I guess so. Are we done with that? If you're ready.
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  Speaker 2: Geek it out.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, yesterday I was stranded in the... Wonderful town
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  Speaker 3: that is Bloomington, Indiana.
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  Speaker 4: I know you called me.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, I'm bored.
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  Speaker 9: Why were you stranded in Bloomington?
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  Speaker 4: I guess you're going to get to that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually had a reason for being there. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't get a hold of him beforehand, but when I
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  Speaker 3: looked at his page, I think he was in Illinois
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  Speaker 3: or somewhere. So, yeah, you know he doesn't stay in
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  Speaker 3: his town for more than a day at any given time.
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  Speaker 3: He's got pretty eyes. I messaged him and was like,
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  Speaker 3: I was in Bloomington yesterday. There's not a lot to do,
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  Speaker 3: is there? So, yeah, I was actually there for the
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  Speaker 3: Dark Carnival Film Fest, which eventually I went back in
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  Speaker 3: and actually watched some movies, so I can get to that. But, yeah, I...
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  Speaker 3: I went to the.
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  Speaker 4: Bluebird Cafe in Bloomington once. There's a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 4: to do in Bloomington. If you have money, there's all
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  Speaker 4: kinds of restaurants.
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  Speaker 3: Well, half the stuff was closed, and the other half
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  Speaker 3: was like, I'd look in the window and go like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't want any of this crap, and I have
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  Speaker 3: no money to buy it anyway, so what do I care?
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, yeah, I got out of the theater,
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  Speaker 3: which we'll get to that in a minute. The theater's
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  Speaker 3: pretty awesome. But I was like, I can walk around
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  Speaker 3: the little town square here, and I was like, all right, well,
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  Speaker 3: that was 15 minutes. Now what do I do for
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  Speaker 3: the rest of the day?
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  Speaker 9: So.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then I called Greg and I forgot. You
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  Speaker 3: actually have exposure to that town. You were there for
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  Speaker 3: more of your life than you wanted to be?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably. Well, no, it's a good town.
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  Speaker 3: Did you run out of gas?
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  Speaker 4: You just couldn't get back in health?
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  Speaker 2: No, I went to school there, grad school, and then
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  Speaker 2: my wife and I stayed. So, yeah, it's a good town.
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  Speaker 2: Like I said, if you have money, it's great restaurants.
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  Speaker 2: Good arts there. uh if you want if you have
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  Speaker 2: the time to search it out yeah but yeah there's.
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  Speaker 9: A lot of um i mean in within a 200
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  Speaker 9: mile radius i guess to louisville like the best music
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  Speaker 9: comes out of.
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  Speaker 3: Bloomington there's a lot of like Just Eddie. That's hard.
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  Speaker 3: There's others.
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  Speaker 4: There's like a lot of other people.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, but yeah. So the actual reason I was there,
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: it was at the Indiana Theater, which is pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 3: They have refurbished it. It doesn't look like it used to.
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  Speaker 3: There were pictures of it from back in the 30s
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  Speaker 3: that I was hoping like the interior of the theater
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  Speaker 3: itself actually looked like that. No, it's all like fancy
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  Speaker 3: and new now, which, you know, for the investors, they
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  Speaker 3: think that's awesome. I was kind of hoping it looked
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: more nostalgic-like, but... It's an awesome theater regardless. It does
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  Speaker 3: look really cool. Other than that, movie-wise, I actually ended
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: up better because I'm pretty leery on a lot of
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: indie film stuff. In horror, usually you get a lot of...
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: really cheap, pieced together stuff. I was kind of surprised
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: some of the stuff I ended up watching. Actually, just
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: about all of it. I didn't really have any complaints.
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  Speaker 3: I just went in expecting things to be really bad,
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: and most of the stuff I saw was pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 3: And I think it helps that they're short films. I
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  Speaker 3: think people put almost more time and effort into these
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: short films, and you almost get a better level of...
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  Speaker 3: time you gotta yeah and you don't have time to
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  Speaker 3: like drag it out and make your story suck so
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  Speaker 3: it's like you've really got to keep it concise and
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  Speaker 3: you know knock out whatever it is you're trying to
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  Speaker 3: do and you know nine minutes to 20 minutes or
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  Speaker 3: you know it's everything was pretty pretty short until you
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: got the last one but uh of the few i
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: saw let's see dare amtrag Which would be the proposal,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't want to say the proposal because that's
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  Speaker 3: going to confuse the hell out of people.
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: You can watch that movie.
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  Speaker 3: It's definitely not that Sandra Bullock movie.
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  Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds?
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  Speaker 3: If Ryan Reynolds, like, axed somebody in the head, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I would totally watch that. If he axed Sandra Bullock
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  Speaker 4: in the head. No, I like Sandra Bullock.
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  Speaker 3: I like Sandra Bullock.
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  Speaker 2: Sandra Bullock. Axing Ryan Reynolds in the head.
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  Speaker 4: I like him too. I think they both got together
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  Speaker 4: and axed Meg Ryan.
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  Speaker 9: In the face.
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  Speaker 3: I think a lot of people would be on board
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  Speaker 3: for that.
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  Speaker 2: That is a proposal right there.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, that one was super short. It's like seven
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  Speaker 3: minutes total. And I think that's including the credits. Because
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: before you know what's going on, it's over with already.
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  Speaker 3: But it's pretty awesome. And it's from Germany. I realized
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: midway through. She started talking. I wasn't even paying attention
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: enough to figure out what it was. So I was like,
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: I better figure out where they're from.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: Because.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: In seven minutes, you don't even get a whole lot
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: of subtitles, so it was pretty awesome, actually. What else? Contact.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: That was the one I was kind of let down by.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: It's another one that's very short. It's just trying to
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: be weird for the sake of being weird. Lots of
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: crazy visuals and moving the camera around a lot and
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: fast editing, but I'm not even sure what story they were...
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, I know what they were trying to do, but...
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: Not enough to make it worth making the movie. So
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: that was probably the one I was least impressed with,
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: was Contact.
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: That's already a movie, too.
• 14:35
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that, too.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: They need to come up with more original names for
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: these movies.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: I can't blame the one from Germany, because that might
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: not even be officially what it was over there. It
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: probably is. It looks like it was. But either way,
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: they didn't know what they were doing. They're in Germany.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: They don't know what's going on.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: In Hollywood, anyway.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: But yeah, the next one was Night of the Punks.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: It's entertaining. I think it's played at other festivals, so
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: people might have seen that one, but it is kind
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: of a Return of the Living Dead feel to it.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: It is like punk rock kids and zombies, so it's
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: kind of fun. I like the fact they don't take
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: themselves seriously. It has a little issues with the acting,
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: I would almost say. It Sometimes I think they probably
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: needed like another take because I don't think that the
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: actors are bad. I think it's almost like they just
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: needed to get like the timing right on it or
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: like maybe edit it a little quicker or something. It's
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: like everybody involved is actually does an okay job. But yeah,
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: they just a few things could have been tweaked and
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: it probably would be like something that you really could
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: show to, you know, normal audiences. But even for then,
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: you know, for festival short films, I was pretty impressed
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: with it. It's got some some fun ideas there. So
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: it was it was kind of cool. Um, now this one, uh,
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: actually when I was talking to Don Reese a couple
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: of weeks ago, when he sat in with this, he
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: was telling me about this and luckily they played it there.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: It's called the United monster talent agency. I believe it's
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: on YouTube. Go find it. Cause again, if, especially if
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: you're a horror dork or especially an old school more
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: horror dork, if you're like a monster kid, it's awesome
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: because they do it like a newsreel, like a newsreel
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: from like the forties or something. And, uh, it's basically
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: if monsters were real, uh, So it's got them.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: You mean they're not?
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, it's like, it's got them shooting a
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: scene with, like, the creature from the Black Lagoon, and
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: then they're, like, cut, and they, like, throw a net
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: over him, and they're, like, tasering him into a cage, and, like,
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: if monsters were real.
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: So it's like by over at Marlena's house.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: This would be the talent agency that represents them. So
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: the whole thing is, like, you know, them actually, like, okay, we've,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: you know, we're shooting this scene with Wolfman... Now he's turned. Okay,
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: dart gun him so we can move on to the
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: next scene before he kills everybody. So, yeah, it's actually
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: really done. It's actually done by Greg Nicotero. So it's actually, like,
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: pretty high-end quality. I think Dana Gould was one of
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: the actors in it. And what's the fucking Cabin Fever,
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: the director?
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Eli Roth.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Eli Roth got a little part in it. So, yeah,
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: he's at least kind of bringing in recognizable people. So
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: it's definitely worth watching. It's a lot of fun if
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: you're a horror geek especially. Enter the Dark was one
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: that was, again, it's very Paranormal Activity-esque. It's stealing from that,
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: but the scares in it are almost worth watching. I
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: think there almost needed to be a little more wrap-up
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: to it, but, you know, it's 17 minutes, and it's
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: nothing but them kind of trying to find a ghost,
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: and there's some creepy little scares in there, so that
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: one's almost worth watching. And there's one called Demiurge Emmys.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: I think, I don't know. It's three minutes, but it's
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: stop motion animation. It's, uh, so it took four years
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: to make, probably, but it looks awesome. It's really weird
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: and creepy. And it was narrated by, um, Danny Helfman.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: So I was like, yeah, this is, this is worth watching.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: So I'm hoping that one's online. Cause I want to
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: go watch it again. Cause it was so, it was
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: so quick. I was just like, this animation is awesome. Ah,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: it's over. So yeah, it's, uh, Demi urge E M
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: E S I S.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: No telling what it's from. They made it in New York.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: So I wasn't even sure if it was like a
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: foreign director, their name's kind of weird. So it probably
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: is actually, but yeah, I'm not sure what that means.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: And then rounded it out with, um, Prometheus project, which
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: has now, that's the director's name and he likes that one.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: So of course the producers and the guys who have
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: the money have now changed it to the less impressive,
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: the Frankenstein syndrome. Actually, the movie's not bad. It's, um, it,
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: it stars your, your favorite girl, Tiffany Shepard's. Who doesn't
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: do a bad job? It's one of those I always
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: go in with low expectations for her because she's in
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: such low-budget stuff. But the stuff I've seen of her,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: she's actually really good in. So this is kind of
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: one of those. She does a decent job with what
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: she's given. The first half of it is kind of slow.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: I think they could have trimmed a good 15 minutes
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: out of the first half easily. But once you get
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: to the second half of the movie, it's a really
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: good story. It actually is like these weird scientists, and
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: they're playing with stem cell research. And they start testing
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: it on human beings. And by the end, you get
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: a really cool wrap-up. And there's sort of a main
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: character slash, I guess, villain as the story goes on
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: that he does a really good job, too. So that
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: is one I would... I think this was the first
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: time they ever showed it was at the film festival yesterday.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: It's just finished getting edited and everything. So it's actually
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: worth looking for. Again, when you find it on DVD,
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: if it ever gets distribution, it's probably going to be
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: the Frankenstein syndrome. So... Ignore that retarded name and, you know,
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: watch it anyway because it's actually pretty awesome. So that
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: was most of what I did other than an extra
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: little bonus, which I'll get to at the end of
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: the show. But that was the majority of my day
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: was hanging around, standing around in the lobby of this
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: theater waiting for the next... Again, that whole run was
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: in one. I just went in and sat down for
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: that entire stretch. The rest of the time... And I
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: was there for about 12 hours.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Yesterday, so.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: the rest of the time was me just standing in
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: the lobby, walking up and down the street. Calling you
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: guys to bug you because I didn't have anything else
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Maybe your car so they didn't tell it.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: What is up with that two hour fucking bullshit?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: I worked right across the street from there and had
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: to leave and go out and move my car every
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: two hours.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Luckily I hit it right about a four hour cycle
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: so I moved it once and then it was the
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: cut off time so I didn't have to worry about
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: it anymore but yeah that was regarded too. But yeah
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: that was the bulk of my week since last week's
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Horror Hound fun.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: The meat next time?
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: I suppose.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: I started watching the British television show Survivors. It's about
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: a virus that wipes out 95% of Earth.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I think I've heard pretty good stuff about that.
• 20:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I watched the first episode, which is like a movie,
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: and then two additional episodes beyond that. It's all about
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: that Lord of the Flies, the leftover people, what's going
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: to happen, and how societies start in little pockets of
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: They come across people that they've kept themselves in from
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: the virus and they won't come out and they're dying.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: It's one of those shows that pushes you to that,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: what would you do? How would you react? What type
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: of person would you be? They've got... Some societies of
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: looters and some societies of people that are trying to
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: be the government. And then there's the whole, along with it,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: there's the, did the government actually cause this? Is this really,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: maybe this was happening. So it's a pretty well-produced show.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I'm hoping it's not. I think there's two seasons of
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: it so far and six episodes apiece. So I'm not
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: investing too much of my life into it. But it's
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: really well done so far. I'm impressed with it. Um, uh,
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: the other thing, the big thing, the big movie that
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't get to see this week was that the good,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: the bad and the weird.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I've heard a lot that we didn't cover it cause
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: every show out there covered it as soon as it
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: came available in whatever format. So, um, yeah, that's why
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: we left it alone. But I've heard a lot of
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: really good stuff.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: It's, it's a lot of fun. It's two solid hours
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: of just action and, uh, people being a badass, you know? Um, um,
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: The cast, even though I don't speak Korean, the cast,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: just their delivery of the lines, their mannerisms, the way
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: they carry themselves, everything about it is just extremely entertaining.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: The visuals from it are wonderful. The action scenes, even
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: though they're over the top, are just incredible. Just the
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: camera angles, how they chose to shoot them, all of
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: that were fantastic. And it's a good storyline. It's based on, obviously,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: the good, the bad, and the ugly. So you know
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: where it's going at the end. You know what's going
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: to happen at the end. But still, yeah, it's a
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: good story. They did a very good job. Because I've seen,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I'd like to compare and contrast. I haven't seen the good,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: the bad, and the ugly for probably 15 years. It
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: almost seems like, I don't know if this theory would
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: hold up, but it almost seems like in Korean films,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: everything is more at stake. Everything is a little bit
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: ratcheted up a little bit, and I don't know if
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: it's something about the culture. I know it's about the
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: culture at the time because they were stuck between imperialism
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: from both sides, and they were losing their identity and
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: everything with that. So everything was more important to them
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: at that time, but I don't know if that holds
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: up because I've seen Korean horror films, and it's more
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: than just, oh, am I going to survive? It seems
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: like everything is a little bit more intense or more...
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Like the whole world's going to end if I don't live.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: So I don't know what that is, but it makes
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: for a good two-hour movie. It's a fun two hours.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I highly recommend it. And then to throw on just
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: one little last thing, I did see IMAX last week.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I took my kids to see it. It's a stop-motion animation,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: brand new. It's... like the night night before christmas um
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: but it's told from a little bit different angle but
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: mostly it's just for the animation that you're there for
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: it's it's high high quality and they use it's it's
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: called the light before christmas and it's the story of
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: a a candle maker and he actually was a helper
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: with everything in it but it's it's how they use
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: lighting and the candles throughout you know the stop motion
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: animation that is is fantastic and then at the end
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: They do about a 10-minute piece on how they create it.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: So they show you the puppets. They show you... And
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: it's very well done.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Was this like normal theatrically released?
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: IMAX came out in IMAX last week at the Science
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Center here.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's what I was going to say. The science
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: version of it. Because they put out totally... They will show...
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: different stuff that you don't get at, like, your Cineplex
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: that claims to be IMAX.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: This is real, yeah, science center IMAX.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Which is usually way more impressive.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Sure, sure. Now, this was well worth the $ 5 of
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: going and seeing as well.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: That's my week, other than Turkzilla.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Other than Turkzilla, which is still impending doom in the
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: other room.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: I'm excited and a little nervous.
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: Too.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: I didn't do that much. I actually, I read a book.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: The hell?
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: I read a motherfucking book. There were no pictures.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: You read lots of books, though.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: No pop-ups. I read the Night of the Living Trekkies.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: It was entertaining, just as long as you don't go
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: into it expecting way too much. It's a good, fun,
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: easy read. It's just like, you're reading, you're like, ha, ha, ha.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: But you're not like you know serious about it it's
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: fun there's zombies there's zombies.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: I still don't understand why they even bothered making a
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: book just go ahead and make the movie I just
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: want to see the movie we watched the trailer the
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: fake made up trailer that they made for the book
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: and I'm like that's hilarious just make this cheesy movie yeah.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's about a guy who apparently was in the
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: army during the war, and he was all kinds of
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: fucked up. So when he got back, he wanted a
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: job where he would have no responsibilities, so that way
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: if anybody died, it wasn't his fault. So he came
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: to Bellhop at a hotel. At the hotel where the
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: convention for Star Trek is going to take place. Yeah,
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: so all these geeks are showing up, then apparently there's
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: some big thing, there's a big backstory with.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Fucking zombies or whatever.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: So he's trying to, they're holed up in this hotel
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: trying to escape the zombies as they're all getting, you know, inundated.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's zombies everywhere.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: There's fucking zombie Klingons and there's just geek references out
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: the ass on this. It's constant geek references, which I'm
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: a geek, so I'm okay with that, but it's not
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: like over geekified about it but i enjoyed it it's
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: there was no pictures like it would have been more
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: awesome if there was pop-ups.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah you can't argue with that i did look at the.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: Night before christmas pop-up today and i was pretty excited
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: yeah it's awesome you.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Need to start like a pop-up book club.
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: I just bought one for jesse for christmas it's the
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: uh Oh, she doesn't listen to this, so I have to.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she doesn't get what we do.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: I wanted a Wizard of Oz pop-up, so I was
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: showing Jayla, and I'm like, dude, look how.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Fucking awesome this is.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: It is probably by far the most intricate pop-up book
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: I've ever seen.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Is there a Twister pop-up?
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: There was shit that was popping out of this damn book.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: It's a tornado, and it twisted.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, my fuck.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: No, it's a tornado twisted out of the damn book.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I was like, how the fuck did that happen? I
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: was like, what the fuck is this shit?
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Seriously, I just didn't look at it for like.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: I was like trying to figure out how the damn
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: thing works.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: It's magic.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: I gotta figure out how shit works.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: It's magic, baby. It's magic.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: And then within the pop-up book, like you'd open the
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: pop-up book and it would fucking pop out there would
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: be other pages that had little pop-outs that would pop
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: out and I was like there's fucking shit popping out
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: all over the place and I was like fuck let's
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: do a pop-up book podcast there you go that would
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: have to be a video podcast this week the visuals
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: wouldn't hold up this week we're going to discuss in depth.
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: The Wizard of Oz pop-up book but yeah they're not
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: in the living track it was a fun good read
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: it was fun.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: Of course it had a happy ending so it wasn't
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: too dramatic But.
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: Other than that, we watched, we didn't watch that much
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: stuff together, but together we watched The Ghost of Maynock.
• 27:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: It was kind of.
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: Disappointed, long, had pointless storylines that come out of nowhere
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: and then just go nowhere.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Drop.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there were characters that were like, oh, this is
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: going to be important. This guy's going to be very pivotal.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: To the entire movie.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: Like the creepy stalker ex-boyfriend who's always like hanging around
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: in dark alleys.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Hey.
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: And then you don't know what happens to him because
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: he just kind of exits the story somehow.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Like he shows up doing something creepy and then like.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: They don't follow it.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: It's just like, okay, what the fuck is the point
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: of this guy?
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: Thanks for leading me down that path.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, really.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's like, it's I guess kind of like
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: a sequel of Nangnock. Not like a sequel, but kind
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: of like.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: A continuation of the story.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: It's a Thai legend.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: It's this really big Thai legend about this ghost and everything.
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: And the actual story is really interesting. And Nangnock is really.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: A good movie.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: It's a good movie.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: And it's sad.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: It's one of those movies that's been remade so many
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: times in time.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen that many, but Nangnock's probably my favorite.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my mom saw it at the drive-in when she
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: was a teenager.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Not the same movie, though, right?
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: No, not the exact same movie.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: The same story.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: The same story.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: They've made movies of that same story for years.
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: But she saw it when she was a teenager and
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: said it scared the crap out of her.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: She didn't want to walk back to the village.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: That was in Thailand. That's in Thailand. I'm just picturing
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: a drive-in in Thailand. Yeah. That's kind of awesome, actually.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: It was a drive-in, but if you think about it,
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: it wasn't.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Did they have cars?
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: Not so much cars. It was just like the whole village.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: They bring their wagons?
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: Well, they would set up a theater screen, and then
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: the village would just show up, and people would sit
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: down on the grass and watch these movies.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: But she refuses still to watch it to this day.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: She won't watch it.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: I was like, Thomas, it's a good movie.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: It does have a scene where it's kind of like, ugh.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: It's spooky.
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: It's sad and kind of freaky, but Mom's just freaked
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: out by it.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but she's from Thailand, though, so man they have
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: a lot more they're a lot more superstitious there's.
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: A lot more stuff that happens outside of the United
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: States and maybe a lot of people don't believe in
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: ghosts because we've been so conditioned here in just our
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: thinking and stuff like that maybe we're a society of
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: you know modern everything science and stuff like that but
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: You know, there's shit when I was over in Thailand and.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: I saw that I never fucking thought I would see.
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: And there's a lot of shit that goes on that
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: I believe in a lot of supernatural stuff.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Wasn't her, like, sister possessed?
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Her sister was.
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: Possessed, yeah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: By a demon?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: By a demon, yeah.
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: And I forgot they had to get a, it was
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: either a monk to cast it out. And you see
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: all types of weird shit. You see some weird fucking
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: shit over there.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: Crazy. Yeah, yeah, there's some crazy stuff. So, I mean,
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: a lot of it, Like, you see a.
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: Lot of the Asian horror movies, a lot of that
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: stuff's kind of based in.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: Truth, you know.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of possessions over there. Stuff that you
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: wouldn't believe in over here.
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: And a lot of people just kind of discount it,
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: you know, which is fine.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: You know, believe what you want to believe in.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Here it's all just, like, a cheesy reality show.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: That's the only thing we associate with ghosts now in
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: the last ten years.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, it's a stupid movie, you know.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Or they're just playing this shit up, so.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but The Ghost of Maynard was kind of a
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: disappointment if you want to watch... Just watch Ning-Nag, because
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: that one's really good.
• 31:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: But other than that, I didn't watch anything else. You
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: watched a shitload of stuff.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: I didn't watch a shitload of stuff.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I watched.
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: Other than your Mystery Science Theater.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: Other than the Mystery Science Theater marathon.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Jeez.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to go into that, because it was
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: just too many of them, and I don't remember the
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: names of all of them.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't.
• 31:17
  Speaker 7: And like I said, it was mostly my kid elbowing me,
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: telling me to wake up.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: You know, come on, you're missing the best parts.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: So.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: But, no, I sat down and watched.
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: The 1966 film The Wild Angels with Peter Fonda because
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: I was getting into my 60s biker movies.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: He brought his cheat sheet because now his phone has
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: the internet, so he's been sitting there.
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I wasn't a responsible podcaster and write my shit.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Down, so I did.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: You didn't take notes.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: I don't take notes on shit.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: No research.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: No research.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: No.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Mainly, I just watched it for the bikes because.
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: uh i'm in the middle of building a 60s kind
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: of bsa so my buddy was like oh you gotta
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: watch the wild angels they got some awesome bikes in
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: there you know the acting's okay but the storyline's kind
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: of goofy whatever it's still a good movie it was
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: funny uh i liked it kind of kind of odd
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: uh actually had uh real members from the hell's angels
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: in it so the actual hell's angels were in the
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: movie A little harder by Peter Fonda as the head
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: of the Hells Angels.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Whatever, you know.
• 32:22
  Speaker 12: I don't buy him as the head of any of these. Yeah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 12: it was a good kind of 60s biker movie. A
• 32:29
  Speaker 12: lot of weird, weird, weird, weird scenes. So, I mean,
• 32:33
  Speaker 12: for a 60s movie, it had a lot of heavy
• 32:35
  Speaker 12: stuff in it. And then, still kind of on the
• 32:41
  Speaker 12: martial arts.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Time movie kick, I watched the 2008 movie Chocolate.
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: Which I don't know if any of you guys heard
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: about that or if anybody's into martial arts movies, but
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: if you've seen, I'm trying to think of any of
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: Tony Jaa's stuff, on Bach and stuff like that, this
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: kind of throws a female in it and takes it
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: up to like the 900th level of anything he could
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: possibly do.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Does she turn it up to 11?
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: It is fucking awesome. I.
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: Don't know if I pronounced her name right, so I'm sorry,
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: but I think it's Zizha Yan Yin. But it's about
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: an autistic girl who picks up watching martial arts. Well,
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: she picks up watching Thai boxers at this school that's
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: right next to her apartment, and she watches TV and
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: stuff like that, and her mom falls ill, and she
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: finds this book, or I think her brother finds this
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: book of people that owe her money, and she basically
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: goes and kicks everybody's ass.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: Because apparently, I mean, I guess it's the world's first
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: autistic superhero.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's the one thing that she can do.
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: I mean, if you know autistic people, they have this
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: one thing that they can do that they're just like.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: Like savants. Yeah, it's just like unreal, you know, like.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: I can't even think of any ideas. I think one
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: of my friends ran into somebody that.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Like Rain Man.
• 34:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: I've never seen that movie.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: So he was into stacked things. He was into stacking
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: and balancing things.
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: So he was going into the basement to do something,
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: and there were these things that were just odd things
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: that were stacked up and balanced, and he was just
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: looking around going, how the fuck did this kid do this?
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: And she's like, oh, he's got autism. He just does
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: this sort of thing. But anyways, this girl, her thing is...
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: kicking ass this movie is just like good god i
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: mean yeah it's okay it's a martial arts movie so
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: don't go in expecting a huge storyline or or the
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: greatest acting in the world you just go in there
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: watching it for this girl kicking people's asses uh for
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: her mom um this.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Girl does several movies though like she's.
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: Done several movies there's a couple other ones that i
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: want to see that i can't remember the name right
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: off the top of my head for um But if
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: you want, you can always get on Yahoo and.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: Google chocolate trailer.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Just not Chocolat.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: Not Chocolat.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: At first I was like, I remember that movie.
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: It'll lead you to some other movies that she's been in.
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: But yeah, she's just a really good acrobat, really good.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: And she'd do all her own stunts.
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, good Lord, the stunts in this movie.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: It's amazed.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: I can't... I can't understand how... thai filmmakers can afford
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: the insurance on these movies because the amount.
• 35:36
  Speaker 12: Of people the amount.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Of people that get hurt in this film is just.
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: Unbelievable cut out scene where a guy felt like several.
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah it's like at the end of the movie they
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: show all the outtakes and there's like towards the end
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: of the movie not really spoiling anything but there's this
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: huge fight that takes uh place on the side of
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: this building that's like maybe four stories high with balconies, but.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: None of the balconies have railings on them.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: They're just outcrops. So she's like jumping.
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: From outcrop to outcrop and swinging off these signs and
• 36:07
  Speaker 7: fighting people and throwing people off the side of this.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: One of the outtakes, she kicks this.
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: Guy or something, I don't even remember what it is,
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: but he falls like three stories, hits his back or
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: his head on on one of these balconies and then
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: hits the ground, but he's okay.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: I'm like, what the hell? That would have killed me. Geez,
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: he lands on the street.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: How is that possible? I know. Some of the fight,
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: they go back and show all of them.
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: There's a couple parts where they actually end up kicking
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: each other and hurting each other.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: It's, geez. I would say that's why you would shoot
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: a movie like that there, so you don't have to
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: get injured.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: Probably, but as far as action, it looks believable. It
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: doesn't look like any.
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: cheesy you know no strings yeah no strings no flying
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: wires or anything like that i mean there's a lot
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: of a lot of getting the shit beat out of
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: people which.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Is pretty believable fighting you mean it's.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Not bulletproof monk no no no.
• 37:00
  Speaker 13: It's no it's no uh fucking american remade trying to
• 37:04
  Speaker 13: copy off of asian film cinema stuff it's it's all
• 37:08
  Speaker 13: pretty real stuff so i mean if you like uh
• 37:11
  Speaker 13: if you like the protector.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: And any of those Tony Jaa movies, then this is
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: pretty good.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I liked it.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: I liked it better than Owen Block, but.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: That's just me, so whatever. But I think that's about it.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: Did we watch another movie together?
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: I already talked about the ones you made me watch,
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: In the Mouth of Madness.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, you already talked about that one?
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I talked about how much I hated that movie. She
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: complained about those last year. You know, I.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: And Frozen, with the puppies that like to ski.
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was okay.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: I inadvertently have a copy of that if anyone needs it.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Which one? Frozen.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Did you like Frozen?
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: There were parts of it I liked. Most of it
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I was yelling at the people.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: I was yelling at the whole fucking movie.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Fucking pull your hat up. Fucking zip your jacket.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: That was the one.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Put your damn gloves on.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: It's like, if you've already got your hand stuck on
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: the rail, don't stick your face on the fucking rail.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: It's like, okay, you're fucked.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: You're stuck.
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: Get the fuck down now. Don't wait until after you've
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: pissed and shit yourself. You've frozen half to death. You
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: can't feel your fucking hands.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Your other complaint was the fucking wire. The wire.
• 38:14
  Speaker 7: Oh, the wire's razor sharp.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: What fucking wire's razor sharp? There ain't no goddamn fucking
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: cable that's razor sharp.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Or why not tie your clothes together and go slide
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: down the clothes? Or make a robot.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: He was talking about belts the whole time.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: Belts. And like shimmy on to the next one.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, geez.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: And then he's going to wait.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: I know. Wolves? Really?
• 38:34
  Speaker 7: The wolves are going to attack him? I've never seen
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: wolves out in the wild. There's never been a... A
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: case of a wolf attack in the United States. They're
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: too fucking timid. They don't want to be around people.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: That's why you rarely see them. But now they're going
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: to come out. I can understand since the guy had
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: his shins probably poking through his bones. But the other guy,
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: they're just running after him and attacking him.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: They all deserve to die.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: He was on a sled. He made a sled. They're
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: chasing him.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: Maybe on a snowboard or something. Maybe they're actually.
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: huskies they were they were sled dogs feral yeah they're
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: feral sled dogs and it was in their nature and
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: they were gonna pull that sled and they got pissed
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: off at him they're trying to catch it they're like
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: no no let us let us pull that come on
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: dude hold on i'm trying to help stop wait for
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: me yeah yeah bite him bite him that'll get him
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: to stop yeah turn his leg off yeah.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: The one the one part of it that I did
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: like was the woman's talk about her realizing that her
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: dog wasn't gonna get out that.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: Was the one part that felt really real to me
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: I'm like oh you know that is that really.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Those moments were good, but the rest of it, the setup,
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have been on that chair for more than
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: 10 minutes. And I was like, The longer you let
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: it get cold, the more that snow's going to freeze
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: and it's going to get solid.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: All that stuff.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: That's what you get for skiing in the first fucking place.
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: That's what you get for trying to bribe your way
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: up onto a fucking ski lift.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: And lie.
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: And besides that, they're just going to shut it all
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: down and go home.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: We don't check that shit. Yeah, they don't check that shit.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Get the fuck out of here.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: I still think it is a cool idea, but it
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: leaves so many holes that everybody's going to be like, well,
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: why didn't you just do that?
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Iceman should have had something to fucking do with it.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: That was Iceman, right? That wasn't his brothers.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: I get confused. It was Sean and Aaron Ashmore. One
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: of them was Iceman in the X-Men movies. One of
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: them was not. I'm pretty sure that was Iceman from X-Men,
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: wasn't it?
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: You tell me. I haven't seen it. You're the ones
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: that have seen them. When we got it from Redbox
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: and forgot to return it. Ever. So we get an email.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Your account's being charged. It's like, fuck, now I own
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: a bad movie. You've been billed for this movie you
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: didn't like, and you also don't get a case for it.
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: And paid probably way too much for it.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: That's like $ 17 or something like that.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I think it was $ 22. Jesus.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: And I wouldn't have paid $ 10 for that movie.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: No.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: There's your damn movie back.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: With a real case. I thought about returning it anyway.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't care.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: I watched the trailer for Blubberilla and I wanted to
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: shoot people. I have signed the petition trying to get
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: his ass to quit fucking making movies.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: I watched the trailer for Blubberilla.
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: Which is the exact same cast as Blood Rain 2.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: No, Blood Rain 3. What the fuck, man?
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: How could you fuck that fucking movie up?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: God.
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: It had the perfect story. All you got to do
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: is just fucking stick with it. No, they give it
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: to this fucking retard.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: Not retard.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: That's... Insulting the retards.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Dumbass. Yeah, that's insulting people. No, they give it to
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: this fucktard. Whatever.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: They give it to this jackass, and then he screws
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: it up.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: I mean, come on.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Every movie he's made has been a fucking train wreck.
• 41:53
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: He made one good U.E.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Will movie. I dare you. I will give you a nickel.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: A witty nickel.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: I'm still trying to think how many mules are going
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: to email us now. I can't believe you used jackass. Yeah, really.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: Well, I've got hate mail for less.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: We're going to have to come up with a word
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: that you can say. A word that doesn't offend anybody,
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: but we can use it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever. Just take your chance on the show.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: It's the same cast.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: Blubberella and fucking that movie. Clint Howard's in both of them.
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: The other guy's in both of them. They've got different chicks, though.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Because one of them's fat and one of them's not.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: It's about a fat fucking superhero going after Nazi zombies
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: or fucking vampires or some shit. I'm not going to lie.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: She's fat.
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: That's part of the whole storyline. She's a fat chick
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: fighting zombies.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: I can't even talk.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: I'm so mad. I mean, you can't get in trouble
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: for that. The name of the movie is Blumberella.
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: All the jokes are about being fat and eating sandwiches
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: while she kills people.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: I actually kind of found it a little bit humorous.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: He's taking a 180.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: He loved it. Well, the Blubberell apart. The Blubbering, you
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: really fucked that one up. You eat bowls.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: You eat bowels.
• 42:56
  Speaker 11: Fucking shit.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: You're talking about House of the Divas.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: That was awesome.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: Another movie I fucked up.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: See, you know, you just stick with the video game formula.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: You can't go wrong.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: But no, everybody's got to rewrite it. They've got to
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: put their own spin on it. They've got to fuck
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: it up.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: They've got to put a real story in it.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got to put a real story in it.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Or none, in the case of House of Dead. Yeah, really.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: Actually, if you want to mail me with your hate mail,
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: go ahead.
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: I don't care, because I'm used to being hated.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: He won't read it. I won't read it anyways.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: I'll just laugh.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: All right, Marlena, it's your turn.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: All right, well.
• 43:36
  Speaker 9: So last night I started watching. I realized I have
• 43:39
  Speaker 9: this problem. I stacked all the books.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Did you have a problem?
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: I don't imagine that.
• 43:44
  Speaker 9: I stacked all the books that I'm in the middle
• 43:46
  Speaker 9: of reading. I have 11 books I'm in the middle
• 43:48
  Speaker 9: of reading.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: She autistically stacked the books she's reading.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: I was just thinking that.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Reading them pop-ups. No, none of them are pop-ups.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: That's what's slowing you down. All these damn words. If
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: you had little levers and whatnot, it'd be way faster.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: 11 books that I'm in the middle of reading. 11.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: That's ridiculous.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: How do you keep the story straight?
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but I can.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: I can't even read one book.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: You look at magazines.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: While you poop.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: I read repair manuals.
• 44:14
  Speaker 14: While you poop.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: No, I read them all. I read stuff online.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: That's kind of like a book.
• 44:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Except it's not.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: It counts as reading.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: It's got words. I read stop signs every day.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: In this Kindle world, that counts. Yeah, really.
• 44:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but I started watching the Imaginarium blog.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Dr.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Parnassus.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I only watched like 10 minutes because I
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: fell asleep.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: It's got issues.
• 44:42
  Speaker 9: It looked kind of cool at first, and then the
• 44:44
  Speaker 9: graphics and stuff seemed kind of stupid.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: That was my major complaint.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: You watched until Heath Ledger died. I didn't even know
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Heath Ledger was in it.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: He's in it at one point. That was my major
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: complaint because it's Gilliam, and it looks like Gilliam, and
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: then you get into the special effects, and it just...
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: It's bad CG. It's what they do with every movie now.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: It looks like all the current movies. And he was
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: so good at, like, back in the 80s and whatnot
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: when nobody knew how to do that kind of stuff.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: He was finding a way to do a practical version
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: of all these crazy images. And now, I don't know
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: if he just got lazy or if the studios won't
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: let him do stuff like that anymore. But, yeah, I
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: think the effects on it... And, I mean, half of
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: the movie takes place in this fictional fantasy world that
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: you need all these effects for. So... You can't really,
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: you know, gloss over that. That's half of your movie, so...
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: More man bad secret? I don't know if it's that bad.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: But that is old, comparatively.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: I remember when that movie was the shit, man.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: You were like, damn, look at these computer graphics.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Do you remember an alternate universe?
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: That's my whole life.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I remember that time.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Man, it's better than Atari graphics.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: Pitfall.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Pitfall. Hey, Pitfall was awesome. All right, where were you
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: going before we got sidetracked?
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: And I fell asleep, so I can't really talk about
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: that one. Like, I fell asleep, like, right at the beginning.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: It's not terrible. It just has so many issues, and,
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, half of them came with the project. I mean,
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: you lose your main actor midway in, you enter into
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: a weird... Yeah, it's hard to save that one. Yeah. So,
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, again, the deck, as always, is stacked against
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Terry Gilliam when he makes a movie.
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: I mean, I actually know a guy who looks exactly
• 46:25
  Speaker 9: like Heath Ledger, and he's British, so he could, I mean,
• 46:28
  Speaker 9: he could fake an Australian accent.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: He's already halfway there.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: But they don't know who he is.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: They just brought in celebrities, so they don't need him.
• 46:35
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, you need an actor.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: We don't need him.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: I should.
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: Johnny Depp.
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, someone should call the studios and be like, you know, so.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: You want to make a new Batman or the Joker?
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: I kind of know a guy. I can get a
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: finder's fee.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Let's just pretend like he's not dead. Yeah, hey. Oh,
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: we were mistaken.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: They always do.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: We found him.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: He really does look just like Heath Ledger.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: It's weird.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: He was joking. He was joking.
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: He was joking.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: He's the Joker.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: Get it? Yeah, exactly.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: Yikes.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I watched that.
• 47:06
  Speaker 9: And the other day, some lady told me that I
• 47:08
  Speaker 9: look like the girl from American Pickers. and I don't,
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: but I felt compelled to watch at least five episodes
• 47:14
  Speaker 9: of American Pickers.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: That's the one where it goes like different people's shit
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: and like trying to buy it.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: I fucking hate that show.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: It's like a mess.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, I want that. Oh, you fucker. Oh,
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: I kind of like it. Cause I mean, I like that. I,
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: you know, I like, I like seeing stuff I can have.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: Well, it's, it's, it's, I think it's, it's done more
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: damage to people like us that go, that's true. Doug
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: calls junking. Uh, hunting for stuff so normally now like
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: when we go get stuff like i don't know like
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: the what's his name old man guy uh that has
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: the junkyard anyways there's a guy that's got a 50s
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: junkyard so i go out there and i get parts
• 47:51
  Speaker 7: i got a bumper from him for like 50 bucks
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: for my car so yeah he's gonna watch this show
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: and be like oh fifty dollars what am i thinking
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: of you know that he's gonna.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Three thousand dollars.
• 48:01
  Speaker 9: I'll get money for that you know kind of thing
• 48:04
  Speaker 9: yeah i mean thanks In a lot of ways, I
• 48:07
  Speaker 9: like the show because it's like, that's what I like
• 48:09
  Speaker 9: to do.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: It's fun.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: Yay.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Look at all this cool stuff they found.
• 48:11
  Speaker 9: But at the same time, it's like now everyone is
• 48:13
  Speaker 9: like finding the stuff and buying it and then selling
• 48:16
  Speaker 9: it to people who like actually seriously collect it.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 9: And it's like, I can't find all this shit that
• 48:21
  Speaker 9: I want for 50 cents anymore because now I have
• 48:23
  Speaker 9: to pay like 40 bucks for it on eBay.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Fuck a bunch of that.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: It's like everybody now, those shops now jack the prices
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: up on everything.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, this is worth something.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: It's not. Unless you go to Tickle Pink. I don't
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: like this. I don't like Tickle Pink. I love the name.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Tickle Pink. I'm going to Tickle Pink. It just sounds dirty.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 48:41
  Speaker 9: And, um, yeah, I didn't really watch anything, I don't think.
• 48:45
  Speaker 9: I mean, nothing I could, like, actually watch and, like,
• 48:48
  Speaker 9: comment about. Yeah, I mean, I finally finished Jesus Camp.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: I think I probably already talked about that, though.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: I think no exciting weird stories. Nothing from Marlenaville.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I'm sure.
• 48:59
  Speaker 9: Oh, oh, so on Friday, um, I went out, uh, dancing, and, um, Yes, yes. Well,
• 49:08
  Speaker 9: I mean, there was karaoke involved and bad hip-hop dancing.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Awesome. The one-two punch. Hey, hey.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: I karaoke-ed the Human League, Don't You Want Me.
• 49:19
  Speaker 9: Oh, wow.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Was amazing.
• 49:21
  Speaker 9: I did a duet, and it was fantastic. But I
• 49:24
  Speaker 9: saw this old, old, old black man who looked like E.T.
• 49:27
  Speaker 9: It was so sweet.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: I was, like, talking.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Did his heart glow?
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: At any point, did his fingers start to glow?
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was, like, an old crackhead, and he was, like.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Was he a dragon at any point?
• 49:39
  Speaker 6: No.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: Did he get up and sing the Neil Diamond Turn
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: On Your Heart Like?
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: No, but he did try to dance with me. It
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: was very weird.
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: He was, like, sitting at a table behind us. He kept, like,
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: teetering around because he was old.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: He was old.
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: And he was, like, with his whole generation of, like,
• 49:55
  Speaker 9: five whole generations of his family, I think. Because there
• 49:59
  Speaker 9: are people calling him dad and grandpa and uncle whatever.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Super extra grandpa.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Uncle E.T.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: But I was like, dude, that guy looks like E.T.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: It was funny.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Grandpa, I'll cut my finger. Will you fix it?
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if I've got some Reese's Pieces.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Briving him with Reese's Pieces.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: Grandpa, drink this.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Beer so I can get drunk.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah.
• 50:27
  Speaker 9: The dancing was entertaining and hilarious, but, you know, you
• 50:30
  Speaker 9: would have just had to have been there. I can't
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: possibly explain to you how fun it was.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I could draw a picture, but it's a podcast, so
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know what that would do.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: We have a website.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: So true.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Just start shooting video when you go out into these
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: adventures and then we can start posting. We'll get our
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: own YouTube channel. Just like Marlena moments.
• 50:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Her video of me kicking leaves.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Which I did for 10 minutes before I came.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: In the door. That's true. Greg and I were, we're
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: dealing with Turkzilla and I was like, I wonder if
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: they're here. And I opened the door and Misty's out
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: frolicking in front of the house.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: And I smelled good. I think I'm just ready to eat.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: I'm starving.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, yesterday I.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Have one more quick story. It involves you. Um, I
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: had a dream.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: No.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: George Takei was taking me and you to the theater.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Yay!
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: We were wearing dresses and he was wearing a suit
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: with a bow tie. And I was trying to shave
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: my armpits. And then I was trying to shave your armpits, too.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Shit needs to be.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: Done that's nice oh god George Takei.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Shaved his armpits oh no his was smooth his was
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: smooth just naturally George.
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: Takei is fucking awesome he was gonna take us to
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: the theater but then I woke up so I.
• 51:44
  Speaker 9: Don't know what kind of theater like a movie theater
• 51:46
  Speaker 9: or like a play theater I was doing it with
• 51:48
  Speaker 9: a play or something yeah.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: It's sad that that's what I asked. I was like,
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: the theater or the theater?
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Actually, he was wearing a bow tie and a tux.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: That sounds like theater.
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: Is it E-R or R-E?
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: We were shaving our armpits, so it must have been
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: a fancy name. Or A-I-R.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: It's a pretty fancy name.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: A theater. Because that's when it gets fancy.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Fancy days.
• 52:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's awesome. Yesterday, I went to Bob Evans, and...
• 52:12
  Speaker 9: I was so hungry. I hadn't eaten in like a
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: whole day. I ate two pancakes, two sausages, two eggs,
• 52:18
  Speaker 9: a piece of pumpkin bread, half a salad, and a
• 52:21
  Speaker 9: whole thing of fried zucchini.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: I've never eaten that much food in my life.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Well, we've got a two-seller in the oven. I was
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: just so proud of... I'm not proud. Pride mixed with shame.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Conflicting emotions.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Pride mixed with shame.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: That's like how we feel about the show.
• 52:41
  Speaker 8: I know, yeah.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: That's like our motto.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm proud, sometimes I'm embarrassed. Yeah, I can smell
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: that food in there. I'm kind of hungry. I'm very hungry.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Let's hope it's not.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: melted I think we should find out so we'll take
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: we'll take a break and.
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: I want to say real quick real quick I want
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: to tell Gwyneth Paltrow she needs to take the fuck
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: off my shows or I'm gonna punch her in her fucking.
• 53:01
  Speaker 15: Face that's right soulless automaton robot ass is not gonna
• 53:05
  Speaker 15: be singing on fucking glee I'm gonna fucking punch her
• 53:07
  Speaker 15: in her face she can't sing she can't dance she
• 53:09
  Speaker 15: just needs to fucking stop she can't act and save
• 53:11
  Speaker 15: her fucking life oh this table acts better than her
• 53:13
  Speaker 15: I want to fucking punch.
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: Her punch her in the throat because the face It's
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: already a mess.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: The throat is a lot better.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: It's not great either.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: It gets a better reaction. Nah, you get all the
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: choking and the rising and the.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: You know, and then you stand there and laugh at
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: them as they're trying to breathe and.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: God, fuck her.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Kevin Spacey just cut her head off.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Good plan. I forgot I wasn't going to watch... I
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: wasn't really going to pay attention to that episode. I
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: was like, oh shit, that's the one with Gwyneth. Okay, fine.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: I'll fucking watch it.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: She's the worst actress I've ever fucking seen.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Inadvertently that now led to my new favorite song because
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: fuck you is awesome by the way yeah but not.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: Her version I don't care no what you gotta do
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: listen to the Shatner version because Shatner sang it on
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: the fucking George Lopez show and Shatner's fucking awesome.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: I really liked her in the Royal Tenenbaums no.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Don't try to bring this down with actual appreciation of
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: her acting skills.
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: But Shatter didn't censor it, so they had to censor
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: him because he actually sang the right song.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: He sang Fuck You. He says that all the time.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: But they censored him. What did they say? They changed
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: it to Forget You. Which is just stupid.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: It's an awesome song. I don't know if I'd pay
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: that much attention. I knew it was out there, but
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I don't think I tracked it down until I heard
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: that one. I was like, okay, now I need to
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: hear the real version because they jacked it up for TV.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: But is it as awesome as Let Me Smell Yo Dick?
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Come on. I'm going to stick with Fuck You.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: I'm not familiar with that one. We're going to have
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: to look it up.
• 54:50
  Speaker 7: What was that other song you were not so excited about?
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: The that one guy really.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: Put out the uh the ice cream.
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: Uh listen to the uh the deuce song by the
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: ice cream truck guy it was not that exciting is.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: It in your face is it on your face.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Or i don't know who knows.
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: All up on your face or some stupid shit it
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: was not as fun as the ice cream truck song.
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: Oh hey talking about being excited about some shit I
• 55:19
  Speaker 7: forgot to mention, did she say anything about the Corey
• 55:21
  Speaker 7: Feldman lookalike?
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: No.
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: There is a guy that lives in our neighborhood that
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: looks exactly like Corey Feldman.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: He hangs out at Target.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: But not only that, he dresses like Corey Feldman. He
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: ran into this guy at Target.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: We stalked him for a minute.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you mentioned him that far back, but
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: I don't think the new installment. So, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: we're at Target, and we're walking around, and there's Corey Feldman.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: We follow him, and we follow him for several hours.
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: I was like, holy shit, it's fucking Corey Feldman. She's like, no,
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: it isn't.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, look at this guy. And she's like,
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: holy shit, it is.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: He had the same hair, like the ponytail, like the
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: one tendril that comes down.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he had the, you know, the sleeves. Gloves.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Well, no, this one.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: So, you know, I come home from work, and there's
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: this car parked in front of my house.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: It's a little short story. Boring story. Yeah, boring story.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: I get home.
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: There's somebody's car parked in front of the house. I
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: don't know who the fuck it is. So I go
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: out and I tell the guy, I was like, who
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: the fuck are you? Why are you parked in front
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: of my house?
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: It's the cable guy.
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: So I'm talking to the cable guy. I have no cable.
• 56:15
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: No, it's the cable guy.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: It was years ago.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's, anyways.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: I'm talking to him about what's going on in the neighborhood.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Before Halloween.
• 56:24
  Speaker 7: And yeah, it was before Halloween. So this doesn't have
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: anything to do with fucking Halloween. So this guy's walking
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: down the street. A lot of people are walking up
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: and down our street for some reason. And he kind
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: of catches me out of the corner of my eye,
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: kind of turn and look, and I see this guy
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: in a red jacket and a fedora, and he's walking
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: down the street, and I was like, eh, whatever.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: And I'm talking to the guy, and then it kind
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: of processed in my brain. I was like, what the hell?
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: And I turn back and look, and he's wearing, it's
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: the Corey Feldman guy, he's wearing the red and black
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: leather Michael Jackson jacket, the silver sparkly glove, a black fedora, Did.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: He have the socks? Did he have like the sparkly?
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know if he had the sparkly socks.
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: He had black jeans and he had high tops on
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: and he was walking down the street.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Well, that's wrong right there. It should have been loafers.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean. You know what? I don't know. He's
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: mixing stuff anyways. He's mixing stuff anyways, yeah. Because the
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: jacket and the glove are Thriller era. The fedora is
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: a bad era. So, I mean, he's fucking things up
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: But either way, I turn and I'm talking to this
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: guy and I'm kind of like doing the eye motion like,
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: do you fucking catch.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: What's going on with my eye motion?
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: The guy's old yeah and then I realized the guy's
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: old and he doesn't know what the hell I'm talking
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: about and he just kind of like looks at me
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: like what the fuck is something wrong with your eye.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: You know and I'm like I'm like god I'm.
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: Hoping Misty's like peeking out the front window trying to
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: see what I'm doing and sees this guy I wasn't.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: At that point but you were I was talking to
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: Bruin at.
• 57:42
  Speaker 6: That time I remember trying to figure out the conspiracy
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: of the cable guy yeah so.
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: I'm like I'm like sitting over there going god damn
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: it there's a Corey Feldman that lives in our neighborhood
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna find this guy he's gonna be my he's
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: gonna be in my motley crew of fucking friends.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: He's going to be on the show next time.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to find you.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: I'm finding you, Feldman.
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: I'm going to find you.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: We're going to hang out in Target until we see him.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Just put a sign in your yard that says, if
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: you look like Corey Feldman.
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: When he was at Target, wasn't he wearing the fingerless gloves?
• 58:08
  Speaker 9: He was.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: See, that's the thing. When he was at Target, he
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: was dressed like casual Feldman.
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: You know, the kind of Feldman that wants to go
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: out and party, but he's still kind of casual, you know,
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: the blazer, the blazer with the sleeves pushed up and
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: the shirt and the bolo tie and the hair and
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: the bandana and.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: The fingerless gloves. And the, and I was like, Holy shit, man,
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: this guy looks like Feldman.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: But yeah, he lives in our neighborhood.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: I got to find him. Got to find him.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Not really sure why.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: Uh, but it's your new obsession i don't know i don't.
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: Know what my fucking i'd be obsessed about it yeah.
• 58:40
  Speaker 7: I don't know what my problem we got we got
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: we got a uh uh we got a midget that
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: lives in our neighborhood too i want him to be
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: my friend i don't know who he is but he
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: looks cool as shit.
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: He hangs out at the gas station.
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: A lot he does yeah he does hang out at
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: the gas station i'm gonna be dude can you be
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: my friend you know i'm not gonna throw you or
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: anything but i just want you to be my friend
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: I love it.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: I've got a checklist.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: I need a midget.
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: You've got to really meet most of my.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: friends.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: This will be the weirdest A-team ever.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, fucking yeah.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: We'll be like the C-team.
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: You can't get a hold of the A team.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: The S team.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: The B team can't really be found.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: You can't really afford the B team.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: Call it.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: Call it the C team.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: We'll just show up.
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: They're probably hanging out at the gas station.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: You can make us a sandwich in payment. We're good
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: with that.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's eat this Turkzilla.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, so we're going to take a break. When we
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: come back, we're going to unleash Turkzilla.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: Not that we're going to do that after we eat it.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: Two hours after we eat it.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: God, no.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: We're going to be ordering Papa John's. And now, before
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: the next show starts, let's enjoy an intermission.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: This holiday season, prepare to have the stuffing scared out
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: of you. Thanksgiving. In the town of Plymouth, Massachusetts, the
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: fourth Thursday in November is the most celebrated day.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: Of the year.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: The table is set. The festivities have begun. One uninvited
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: guest has arrived. And this year, there will be no leftovers.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: Thanksgiving.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: White meat.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: Please, Allie, your legs are harder to shut than the
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: JonBenet Ramsey case.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, snapper!
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 10: Year 1621, the Pilgrims held their first Thanksgiving feast. They
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 10: invited the great Indian chief, Massasoit, who brought 90 of
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 10: his brave Indians and a great abundance of food. Governor
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 10: William Bradford and Captain Miles Standish were honored guests. Elder
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 10: William Brewster, who was a minister, said a prayer that
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 10: went something like this. We thank God for our homes
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 10: and our food and our safety in a new land.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 10: We thank God for the opportunity to create a new
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 10: world for freedom and justice.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: Amen.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: My stomach's not been feeling good for the past couple days.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Well, I know what'll fix it.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Turkzilla. He gonna stomp all over your belly. Rawr. Rawr.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: He gonna lay flat your intestines.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: Gobble, gobble, bitch.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Gobble, gobble, motherfucker.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. That's impressive. Oh, yeah, I like how
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: it was oozing.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's... Oh, thank you.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, thank you.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: Have you ever had dinner.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: At your dining room table?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: Mmm, just when we eat stuff on the show.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 17: Danny!
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: That's the only time you ever use it. We're not
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: sure if we're going to be eating this once.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: This is hot. I mean, what can we record? It's like.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: I was screaming when it started spewing sort of.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: Could you imagine? Oh, it's so deep there.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: I can hear the crunch.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: Gotta get through all those layers of meat.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: How many layers are there?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: There's just two layers of meat.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: Is it turkey and ham?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: No, just two layers of turkey.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: But a layer of.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: Where did you find a recipe for this?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: The internet. She found it.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: I posted it on Facebook.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, whose piece is this and how wide do you
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: want it?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: Like that?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: There's a layer. There's layers.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: You know, I mean, I like to eat my food
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: all together anyway, so this really doesn't bother me.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: We'll cut another piece.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Do you want some of that bottom layer?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: I feel like this is the KFC of Thanksgiving.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: No, this is the Shoney's. I don't know.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: I've had several Thanksgiving Shoney's.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: It'll probably be way better than the Shoney's.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Nice. Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: Is it hot all the way through?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's gravy too. Knock yourself out with some gravy.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: I'm impressed there's actually layers in there.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: That's three layers.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: Isn't it?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the turkey layer, potatoes, then there's the cranberries, Stuffing, potatoes, turkey.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're stuffing it. Oh hell yeah, Greg. This is
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: fucking shit right here, man.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 10: Good.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Damn, it's fucking good.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: All that beer was in the warranty.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: Hell. You're a regular Iron Chef. Do you need a
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: finger to top that?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: Fucking delicious.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, come on, really?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: I know, it's really good. Who knew that all this
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: stuff together.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Would be so delicious?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: Well, there's enough butter and.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: I'll make everything good.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: Bad stuff in it that it can't be all cooked inside.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: Good thing that was... It's gravy. I just have to say,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: this is awesome. Thank you for making this. You're welcome.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: I'm happy that you like it. It is pretty damn impressive.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for a picky person, she's fucking picky as hell.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: She likes it.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: Even the oniony things in there aren't killing me, so.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Well, I figured I'd make it to the recipe, and
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: then that way, if people complained, I can blame it
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: on the recipe.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: That's why yesterday I was telling you, I was like, no,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: I don't really even like a couple of these things. Specifically,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not big on, you know. yams or whatever version
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: they use but I was like you know what that's
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: the way it's called for I'm always I'm always up
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: for trying stuff so you know at least the first
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: time well I'll try it I won't necessarily like it
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: but I don't want to you know I don't want
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: to throw off the way that it's supposed to be
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: so then we can make variations as the years go by.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Well it's kind of like a turkey meatloaf with layers
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: of stuff so it's.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: A trifle a layer of peas and meat good In
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: between bites, would you get somewhere near the mic?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: And give people a breakdown of what this is that
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: you've created here.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: Turkzilla. Turkzilla. How would you describe this process?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: It's layers of... The base layer is ground turkey with
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: onions and garlic and oats. And it's basically a turkey
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: meatloaf on the bottom. Then a layer of mashed potatoes,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: a layer of cranberry sauce, stuffing, then another layer of potatoes.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: We should clarify the mashed potatoes is like the icing
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: of the cake.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: Right, yes.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: Like a thin layer.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: Right, a thin layer, but yeah, icing-like. And then another
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: layer of the meat, meatloaf, turkey meatloaf.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: This is all around like a cake.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: And then the top layer is sweet potato, a sweet
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: potato casserole with marshmallows on top.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: And the outside is iced.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: With more mashed potatoes.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: And then you pour gravy over the top. In response
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: to that entire description, God bless America.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: God bless the internet.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think it even existed.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 9: It's like, I feel like we should really submit this
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 9: to thisiswhyyou'refat.com.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: It's probably where I found it.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: We have to thank Missy for finding it.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: I did see her post it and thought, now this
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: would be perfect for Movie Meltdown.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it became a threat. Okay, if we
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: do a Thanksgiving special, I'll make that motherfucker. I was like, oh,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: game on.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: Ryan didn't see it at first. I'm like, so we're
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: having a Thanksgiving.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Special, right? I was like.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: He's like, are you making it? I'm like, hell no,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: somebody else come volunteer for this shit.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, well, shit, get the Thanksgiving out.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Here we come.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Om nom nom.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: And the best part is Thanksgiving is going to be
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: better than the food.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: This is awesome. And I'm usually someone who has issues
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: with the sweet and savory mixing together. This actually works
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: really good. I'm surprised. I usually like to keep them
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: very separate.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: Boyfriend can't have them on the same plate.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: See, I'm usually that way. I'm usually pretty hardcore about it, but... No, seriously.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: We went to Steak and Shake last night, and I
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: had my cherry from my shake.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: And I don't want it, because I don't eat cherries.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: So I wanted to put it on his plate, because
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: he wanted to eat it.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: He put it on the fucking napkin.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: We didn't have napkins.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: We had no napkins.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: We had no silverware.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: I don't want a cherry on my plate, because my
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: plate is full of hot sauce juice.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: It was on the edge, not touching anything.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: You can't settle down. It's a holiday. Can't have these
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: holiday meals with you. I tell you, no, it's.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: A fucking holiday.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: It's not a holiday that somebody's fucking crying like, oh,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: it's my family.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: I would make this again. I'm actually happy with it.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: I'm impressed with it. It is pretty damn good.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Total time, honestly, was only about an hour and a half.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: You know, it was more me worrying about.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: It than anything.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, once you have the ingredients, it's really not bad.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: As long as you take the time.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: And individually build each section.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: It's good. Mine's already gone.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: I could eat that whole damn thing.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: You're not fucking with me either, you're good.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: No, I could. That's fucking good. Did you want to
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: go into your description of how you wanted to keep
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: this at a specific level? Because I suggested, I was like, well,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: if you were going to take it in a different direction,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: you could actually substitute the ground turkey for actual slices
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: of turkey and layer it in there. It seems like
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: it would be harder to cut.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: Well, I thought with just the whole idea of it anyway,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: I was walking around the grocery store yesterday getting my
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: ingredients and I bought real yams and I was going
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: to peel them and boil them and mash them and
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: I was going to go, we're going to go all
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: out and make this like a real Thanksgiving dinner. And
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: then I thought, you know, this is really kind of,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: the construction of it is kind.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 18: Of like, trailer massively trailer so you know i went
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 18: straight instant mashed potatoes which i can make mashed potatoes
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 18: very well but instant mashed potatoes candy and stove top
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 18: stuffing oh i.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: Do too let's go you know let's go.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: All out and make this as you know White trash.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: White trash as possible.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: Ghetto-tastic.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no. Let me tell you about white
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: trash Thanksgiving.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: See, that's why we can make fun of trailer park people.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: We've got trailer park people. It makes it okay for us. Hey,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: I was trying to say this. We're going to get
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: yelled at for trailer park people. We only lived in
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: a trailer for like a year or so. I got
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: family from trailers. I can make fun of them.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think a lot of people do. It's
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: not a thing.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't live in a trailer park. Thankfully,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: I didn't.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: But, no, my mom, she's... comically white trash, as I'm
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: sure you all know.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Would she like a slice?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 9: I don't know what happened to that.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: You can't have nice things in the trailer.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 9: Last year on Thanksgiving, my mom begged me to help
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 9: her with Thanksgiving dinner. I was like, I don't want to.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 9: My mom's an awful cook. She set the house on
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 9: fire every time she's tried to cook something.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know how she.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: How many times did you sit the house on fire, Greg? Well,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: you're just not doing it right. That's right.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: I have a picture of the soup she tried to
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: make a few months ago.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 9: It just looks like this buttery, watery mess with some
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 9: celery chunks floating in it.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: How do you fuck up soup? I don't know.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: You can't.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: I can make soup.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 9: God.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 9: I mean, it wasn't... She tried to make homemade soup,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 9: but it was like.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she could probably handle soup out of the can, maybe, but... No,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: I mean real soup.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: Okay. I've made it on multiple occasions.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: So, at the time, my mom.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 9: My mom doesn't have a job, and I can understand
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 9: it a little bit more now, but at the time,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 9: she had a job, and she still.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: Like, on Monday, when she picked me up to take
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: me to the flea market.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 9: She was like, if you ever need bread, there's a
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 9: church down the street that gives you bread.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I have a job, Mom. I can buy
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: my own damn bread.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: It costs a dollar.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: She's like, yeah, but it's saving you a dollar.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 9: I was like, my dignity is not worth a fucking
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 9: $ 1 loaf of bread that's expired anyway.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: No, you can buy some damn bread. But anyway, so
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: she got all the.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 9: Ingredients for Thanksgiving from like a church or some donation
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 9: thing or something like.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: So it was like dented.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 9: I held up a can of green beans that was
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 9: dented in half.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: The can was touching. I was like, this is how
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: you get botulism.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that equals botulism.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: I was like, this is how you get botulism. And
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: she's like... They wouldn't have given it to me if
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: it has botulism in it. That's why they give it
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: to you to weed out people like you.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: They don't know a damn thing about it.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 9: And the turkey was this, like, it was a log.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 9: It was a, like, it looked like a sausage. You know,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 9: when you buy, like, a thing of Jimmy Dean sausage?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: It looked like that, but it was, like, a big
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: log of.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Like, turkey.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Like Spam log.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: It was, it's exactly what it was. I'm worried it's
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: going to fall backwards.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: A lot of turkey. I think it's pretty sad.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's going anywhere.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: It was like potted turkey.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: It's got that nice little layer of congealed fat on
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 7: the top.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It was lower grade than school quality. He made
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: his food and then cleaned up after us.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: He's awesome.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: We should have him to every show.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 9: But, yeah, she prepared that turkey, and I, of course,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 9: went somewhere else and ate because I wasn't touching that shit.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 6: But, yeah.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: You didn't have any turducken?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: I'm just way not fancy enough for that.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 9: But, um, her boyfriend at the time was just like,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 9: I ain't eating that shit. I had to eat that
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 9: shit every day for three years when I was in prison.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: I ain't eating it.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: It was like prison turkey. He, like, refused to eat it.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: And it was, like, prison-grade turkey.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: It was disgusting.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 8: Yikes.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: Should we talk about Harold? My turkey that I've never played.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: It's his 13th birthday this year. Yes.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: Harold's 13th birthday.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when I first started working at UPS, they actually
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: gave us a frozen turkey. Yeah, I still have him.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: In the freezer.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: Never ate him.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: Never ate him.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: We still buy a.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 10: Lot of food.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: We just don't buy a lot of food.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: A berry.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: A berry, the burrito.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: Berries, what, three years old?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 7: That's just.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: That's weird. Isn't that weird?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: He's part of the family.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: You realize when you die.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 9: and.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: Like you're going to bury Harold with me.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 14: No I'm just you know like people are going to
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 14: go through the house and find shit.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah exactly they're like this turkey is from like I
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 9: got it in 1997 well I got him in 98 I'm.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 6: Kind of I'm leaving room for him to actually have
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: been alive at some point so 13th group yeah.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: We were explaining Harold or no a week before I
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: think on the Lexington trip we explained Harold to Greg
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: didn't we You heard all about Harold on the trip
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: to Lexington.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: The beloved Harold. Was it his birthday or death day?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know. He was born to us.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: He was an adopted turkey.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: I say he's 13. I'm allotting him some time to
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: have been alive first.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: We got it in 98.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 9: 98.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: That's a long time.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: For a turkey. We almost lost him a couple times,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: like when your electricity went out.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: That was scary. I thought Harold's days were gone.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: You could have just re-frozen him.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 15: No.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: You don't want it to go bad.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 9: No.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 6: And then last year when our power, during the ice storm,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 6: when our power went out for a week.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: Did you just put him outside?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: We buried him in a toad full of snow.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: No. He was making little snow turkeys.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: As long as he remains frozen, he's still alive. He's
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: like a cryogenic turkey.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: He's alive.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: God bless him. Are we going to watch the movie now?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: I'd say so. If nothing else, I'd say Turkzilla was
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: a success.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: It was a surprising success.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: I'm giddy that people liked it. That was a delicious success.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: None of us have died yet.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: It was well cooked. There's nothing.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: There's no way it could be anything bad in there.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: Just the spirit of it bubbling out and breathing. That's true.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 11: We didn't go into that. Would you like to describe
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 11: what was going on there? It was some oozing. It
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 11: was like pulsating. It was breathing turkey juice.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Maybe. Or the spirit of turkey. Whatever. That's right. The
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: evil spirit of turkey. One of Harold's family or something.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. So, yeah, I have to say, I figured
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: one way or the other, you know, horribly bad or awesome,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: it was going to be a terrific episode.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: It was fucking epic.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: An epic episode. So, yeah, I'd say definitely a meaty episode.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure if the episode's been epic, but the
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: turkey cake has been epic.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: We had turkey cake. Yeah, we'll fall asleep. We'll fall
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: asleep during the movie. It's an hour-long movie. We're going
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: to fall asleep. Well, that wouldn't surprise me, actually.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: Well, Marlena usually falls asleep. I know it's going to
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: happen anyway. She was in the.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: Middle of one of her segments in the car, and
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: she fell asleep.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 6: That's true.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: Let's go do this. Let's go watch it.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: Let's go.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: We will go head in there and watch.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: Thanksgiving.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Thanksgiving. There we go.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 9: Do they really say gobble gobble motherfuckers?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: You'll find out in a minute. You'll find out.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: It's a special experience.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: And then we will all come back and discuss it.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: So we will be back.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 8: Thanksgiving for every wrong move Thanksgiving for every wrong move It's.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: Like our legs are harder to shut than the JonBenet
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: Ramsey case.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit! Dang!
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Damn, that was good!
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: BGTNC!
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: Live!
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 19: For you, fresh air. Big Willie and the Samurai are
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 19: at your service. Breaking films down and turning them around.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 19: Giving recommendations that are always on point. Visit GGTMC.com for
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 19: more information. The Gentleman's Guide to Midnight Cinema. Bringing class
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 19: to the trash since 1977.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 10: Look, there comes one of them now.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 16: My name is George Kosana. I'm with Night of the
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 16: Living Dead, and I'm listening to movie meltdown. The dead,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 16: they're all messed up.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: It's time for Sofa Theater.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 17: Back in the 1500s. In the settlement of Kralberg, an
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 17: old Indian by the name of Feathercloud, who some people
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 17: thought had black magic powers, was dishonored by a pilgrim.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 17: The pilgrim's name was Chuck Langston. The old Indian was
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 17: so outraged, he vowed he would curse all white men.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 17: This was no ordinary curse, however. Feathercloud necromanced a... turtle
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 17: that would roam the earth every 505 years, killing the
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 17: first humans he made contact with. He was more evil
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 17: than anything you've ever seen before. A turkey that would
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 17: stop at nothing to get what he wanted to kill.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: Now you've gone and left me. You were my, you
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: were my friend. My friend. You got killed by a
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: turkey who's not, who's not my friend.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: Who's not my friend.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 7: Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy You were my, my best friend
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 7: We were meant to be.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: Best friends forever And now you're a dead.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: Best friend.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: Dead best friend, Billy.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 7: Why did you have to leave me, Billy?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 17: Why did you have to leave me?
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: You're my best friend, Billy.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 6: Can you believe you can touch the sky i believe
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 6: i can touch the sky think about it every night
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 6: no candy for you.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: Well before we candy should we round this out as
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: any good thanksgiving celebration with pumpkin pie.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: Oh fuck yeah okay all right i love pie i'm
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: a thank.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: You i love pie.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, pa.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: There's more tryptophan in his. Yeah.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: How many pieces did you get? I just had two pieces.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: It is the kind of food that can put you
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: to sleep.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: I think I would be asleep already if it had
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: been so awesome. The only reason to have pumpkin pie
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: is Cool Whip. I don't like Cool Whip.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 10: I do.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: Who doesn't like Cool Whip?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: I like Cool Whip.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 13: Cool Whip.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck. Cool Whip.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: Cool Whip.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going to forget Thanksgiving. I'm just going to, we're
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: just going to have this.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: Every time? Every time. Every time.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: Well, I ain't making that every time.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: No, every week. Get on it.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: Finish digging out your remnants.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: I'm going to fuck someone in this car.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: I don't like that movie. I don't care.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: It's much better watching it with someone. That's for sure.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: Did you watch it alone? Yeah, I watched it alone
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: the first time I watched it.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: Let's just put it out of bag.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: Because it was much more entertaining.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: I got a big piece of pie.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: I'm affected.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: I kind of want a bigger piece than what I have.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie. That thing that I saw by
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: the river, I'm now thinking it could be a werewolf.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: Still longer man-pimping?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 5: Was it moving?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it moved. Ryan still needs some, so he still.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: Needs to have his cake.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna drop my pie into the cool whip.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: That seems like a good plan.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: My pie's almost done.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 5: Sit the headphones down.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: Now that's the Thanksgiving special right there. You don't get
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: that every week.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: I know that kind of party.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: You want me to stick my head? It's not how
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: I originally remember that line.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 5: How come.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: You say this? Now that you're loaded up with pie,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: are you ready to continue?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: Put the game away.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: Thanks for the pie, Brian.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: Pie was delicious.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: Thanks for making food.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: It was delicious.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: Thank you. You're welcome.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: So now that we're stuffed with pie, we can move on.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: This week's Sofa Theater feature is Thanksgiving.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: Fucking A.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: The year is 2009. Director, and he should be so proud,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: Jordan Downey. Spoiler alert. You don't want to mess up
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: this technically tight plot we've got going here. I don't
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: think we want to ruin that for you. So, yeah,
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: it's on Netflix. Just go watch it. All right, first
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: we'll start with the fact that it has, at least
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: on the DVD version, you're getting screwed on Netflix, possibly
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: the best warning on any film I've ever seen. On
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: the title screen, it tells you, warning, tits in the
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: first second.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: And I'll be damned.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: Which technically, it's only tit in the first second. It
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: takes a couple of seconds.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: It actually takes a couple of seconds before you get
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: to that.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: Well, if you're just counting footage, not counting the title
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: crawls and whatnot, but... But yeah, even then they're technically
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: a little off, but whatever. So, yeah, if that gives
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: you an idea what you're getting yourself into, yeah, that's
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: our first shot is a big close-up on a not
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: that attractive....
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: Not a very attractive person.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: Not a very attractive woman who's about 100, at least
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: in our thinking.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: Wanda Lust.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is up with these people? Are they all
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: just porn stars? I guess she probably was. She probably was.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: With a name like that, you don't have any other option.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: Wanda Lust and General Bastard and.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: General Bastard was awesome.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: What was the other one, though?
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, there were several scary people involved in this movie.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: But maybe she actually was just a random porn actress,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: because you'll notice that none of the other girls got naked.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 9: No.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: And it's not like they were there for their fine
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: acting skills, so.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: And one girl flashed her bra, and she was pretty
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: proud of what she had, but it wasn't much.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know what's up with that, but, all right.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: Her teeth were bigger than her bra.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: Her teeth were bigger than her bra. It's like she
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: had caps on caps.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: I just like to show him a lot too. She
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 4: talks like this. Oh, Billy.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: All right. So where else do we want to take
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: this one?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 16: We're all awake.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: That is exciting.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: I didn't fall asleep at all. Jay kept trying to,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: but I kept elbowing him. I'm like, no, you are
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 4: not going to fall asleep during this shit.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: It was like Mr. Saints Theater all over again. It's
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: only an hour.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: You're missing the best part. You fed him turkey before
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: putting him in front of a movie.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: It's like a retarded movie.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: Your kids are retarded.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: That is a quote from the film. That's one of
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: my favorite lines. It shouldn't be a surprise.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: This movie was chock full of awesome. I don't care
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: what anybody says. I fucking love this movie. I watched
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: it by myself last year.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 6: Didn't we have some call-ins after I watched it that
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: were like, yeah, this movie was great.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I've had a few people this week that
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: once I mentioned it, they were like, yeah. I think
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: everyone hates me because of it, but I like that movie.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: It's nothing I would recommend to anybody, you know.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 10: Normal?
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: Normal, yeah, exactly.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: It's... It's definitely, it's bad, but it knows it's bad.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: And it's better if you have a group of people. Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: I watched it alone on a rainy morning.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: It was not good.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: I still had chuckles, and I highlighted, I guess, on
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: the bad portions of it.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: I must have been in a really good mood when
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: I watched it on myself.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: Because I fucking, I was excited. I think it's hilarious.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: I think I would love it.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 17: I think I would love it.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: It's much better.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: It still amazes me that you like it as much
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: as you do me.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: Me too. One thing I usually fucking hate movies that
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: look low quality. Fucking hate low quality movies. I can't
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: stand low quality and this is chocolate low quality.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: This is like a buck and a half made this movie.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: For some reason, I don't know. It speaks to me.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: It speaks to me and my inner turkey.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: It doesn't surprise me that I at least appreciate it
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: on its own weird level. It doesn't surprise me that
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: Marlena likes it, but The fact that you like it
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: is still puzzling to me, so that's kind of awesome.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: Connections with turkeys.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: You know how you do, don't you?
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: You grew up with a turkey. What are you talking about?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 4: Even before Herman, there was an Ethel. She was a
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: real turkey, though. She was alive. You had a real turkey?
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: I mean, my grandma.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 6: My grandma had it out on the farm, and her
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 6: name was Ethel, and she could sit, and you could
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: pet her, and she was a nice turkey.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: Ethel was awesome.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: Did you ever eat her?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: No, we didn't eat Ethel. We ate the other ones,
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 4: but we didn't eat Ethel.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: That would just be wrong.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: She'd have dignified death.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: I don't want to know. She got a disease or something.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: It was a lifetime movie.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: When you hear grandma walking down the street, here, turkey, turkey, turkey, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: My grandma.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: Walking down the road.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: She didn't round it out with motherfucker.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: Gobble, gobble, motherfucker.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: I cannot see your grandmother pulling off gobble, gobble, motherfucker.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: She should have just said, gas, ass, or grass.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: That guy looks like the kind of guy who would
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: actually do that.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he does.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: He looks like the kind of guy you would find
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: in the back of a parking lot somewhere just doing
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: that with any random person or turkey.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: Random animals.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: This is a, to the listeners, this is a gentleman
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: that picks the turkey up on the side of the
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: road apparently hitchhiking. And uses the line, gas, ass, or grass.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: On a turkey.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: But the funniest part is actually, didn't see that until
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: just now, Brian showed us the outtakes or the bloopers,
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: and the directors actually had to stop the guy from
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: fingering the puppet.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: Because that was too far.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: That's creepy.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: And he had to question it. Is that too weird?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: Is that taking it too far? So this guy really
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: was that creepy. He really looks that creepy.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 6: That's what he's doing right now.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: I'm acting!
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 5: He was not acting.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: I'm method acting. I'm planning for my next role.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: You weren't real, right?
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: He wasn't even a cast member. He was just some
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: guy trying to buy.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: It at the time. I think he was. You just
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: see him show up on the side of the road
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: and that car pulls over. That probably just happened. They
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: were like, keep rolling! So some of these stuff, let's
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: say that some of the key moments that I thought
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: were pretty genius. The fact that, okay, we've got the
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: dog's owner, flashy owner, whatever that crazy hermit's guy.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: I think his name was Hermit.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: They referred to him as Hermit the whole time.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: His name was Oscar. Oscar the Hermit. It's what's in
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: the credits at Watch. Oscar the Prime.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: But when the turkey attacks the dog and the dog
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: comes and finds him, he starts going, your dog had
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: an accident. The fact that he doesn't acknowledge the fact
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: that he's talking to a turkey, he's like, well, what
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: happened to him? He doesn't miss a beat on the
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: fact that he's talking to a fucking talking turkey.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 6: Right we'll get to that better all the time it
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 6: was people on their lack of fucking realizing they're talking
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 6: to a fucking.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: Bird most of the others are shocked by it he
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: just carries on the conversation like it was a guy standing.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: There but it's a turkey i like his reaction though.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: No god first my wife now my dog.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: He's not having a good week no poor guy um
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: do we need to go into the john bonnet ramsay
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: Why not? They did several times. Over and over.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: Let's find a joke we like and let's just use
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: it three or four times.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: Well, okay, and this was made in 2009. How old
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: is that joke? I think that's hilarious.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: That's what makes it so funny.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: At random points during this podcast, let's continue to make
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: OJ jokes, okay?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: That's as hard to catch as OJ.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: What year did the Jean Benet Ramsey case close, though?
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 5: Because they, you know....
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: I think it was fairly recent that they finally said
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: that it was somebody else and not the parents.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 5: So maybe that's why they're making.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 5: It was a stupid reference.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: It's so old. That's what kills me. It's a retarded
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: joke anyway, but it's the kind of joke you would
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: have heard a couple of months after this was dragging on.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 9: I really want to say that joke, but then I
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 9: just am worried that people won't even.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: I think if people have seen this movie, they'd get
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: it and find it hilarious. But if I were to
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 4: just say it.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: I like they're harder to close than JonBenet Ramsey case. See,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: it feels good, doesn't it? It does.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: It feels great.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 7: Oh, Lord.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: Darren, the awkward geeky guy, says, well, what did he say?
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, that's good because her legs were harder to
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: close than JonBenet Ramsey's legs.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 5: And that just is.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 10: Gross.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 4: Too far, too far.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: Nuh-uh.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 6: How is that not as far as finger in a turkey?
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: JonBenet is totally legal now, so it's okay to say
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: that kind of thing. She'll be legal. That's true.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 5: She's been dead now.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: That's the scary part is that's true.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: She is legal now.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: If she's not dead.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: I'm sure she is.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 9: What?
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: If she was still alive, she'd be at the legal age.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: I was like... There's no question about whether she's dead
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: or not. I'm pretty sure that's the one in the headlock.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's why the case has been so hard to close.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: Like that girl's legs.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: This is confusing. Like the John Bonnet Ramsey case.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: I think the part that sent me over the edge
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: was the turkey-flavored con.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: The gravy-flavored con.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 9: And Billy was like, I knew she was warming up
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 9: to me.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 13: I love this movie.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 4: It's chock full of awesome.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: Well, I do have to give him credit for the animation.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: That little flashback slash story animated part was fucking hilarious.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is awesome.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 4: For him eating the cartoon turkey, that was pretty awesome.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: That was equally. That was out of the same school
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: of animation, floating turkey there.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 4: They had some great... Blood splatter. Blood splatter.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: Very cartoony. Shooting out of the father's head.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 5: That was cool.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: Fancy special effects.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: I think I fell asleep at that point.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to wake you up.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 6: No, I think we keep paying that much attention to you, shit,
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 6: trying to watch this fucking movie.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: Is there any structure to how we're going to talk
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: about this? Is there any structure? I mean, yeah, there's
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: not much to the movie itself, so I think we
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: just go with random things that were awesome or horrible.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: There are equally as many. In any movie, and I'm
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: glad I wasn't the only one that brought this up
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: during the movie, but I've noticed this in a lot
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: of movies in the last 20 years or so, Because
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 3: you had the 80s and people just liked to randomly
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: get naked in movies. But I hate now when they
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: have sex scenes and people are wearing clothes. I'm like,
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: either if you don't want to get naked, just don't
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: shoot that scene, or if you have to, shoot around it.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 3: But don't make them wear clothes and fuck. That doesn't work.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: She was wearing a skirt.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's impossible.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: Down mid-thigh, the skirt was too big.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's impossible to do. I'm saying it's implausible.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: Nobody would do that. Just get undressed.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: Unless you're in a really big hurry. He had more
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: boring to go do.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: That would just slow him down.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, he had enough time to take his
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: shirt off, but he couldn't get his pants down. I
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 3: don't know. And I see it in a lot of movies,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: and usually it's because the star doesn't want to get naked.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 4: These weren't really stars.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. I'm like, these girls were not
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: really high-profile actresses, so why they hired them but they
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: didn't want to get naked makes no sense to me.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: And why you would put that scene in.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 6: Maybe they think I filled their nude quota with that
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 6: bitch running around in the front.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: Why didn't they just cast Wanda? Wanda could have been
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: the scary girl because she was scary too.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 9: Wanda, I'm sorry, I don't care if it's Wanda Lust
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 9: and you think that's funny and clever. Wanda is the
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 9: most unattractive stripper or.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 4: Porn star name ever. Like Milfred or Harriet.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: Back in the 60s and the 70s, that was the name. Oh,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: Wicked Wanda would disagree with you.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you've got to understand the time period. Like nowadays, 90s,
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 7: stuff like that, how many people are going to choose Crystal?
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 7: You know, I mean, really, but back in the 80s, Crystal?
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: That was a happening name. That's totally a porn name.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a total porn name. You know, you
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: do Crystal back in the 80s.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: Misty?
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I do have a total porn stripper name.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's okay.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 4: I have a porn name.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: As bad as mine. You have a soap opera name.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 9: Marlena Mayfield, The Alliteration. It's pretty, it's a pretty point star.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know, it seems more soap opera-ish to me.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 8: It does.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 4: It's because I was named after a soap opera.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 4: But my name is short for Mary Magdalene, so. I
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: was named after a horse.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 5: She was.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: It's a book.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: It's a story. Yes, a book.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 6: It's called Misty of some kind of Chinenitook or some
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 6: stupid fucking book.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 4: My mom used to love horses.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: It's a book.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 3: I fucking hate books.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 5: It's not a book.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 6: It sucks.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 5: I hate books.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 4: It's no fucking pictures.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: Him, Billy getting, learning how to read with the golden book,
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: that's pretty good.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: That's one of the things I will give this credit,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: because I went in expecting to not like a good
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: portion of this movie and liked more of it than
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: I planned.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I liked their whole montage. I'm sorry, I liked
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 6: their whole montage. It's only been five minutes.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: That's what I think works is them playing with these
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: stupid little conventions of stuff in movies where it's like,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: you know, them doing the whole montage. Wow, that took forever.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 3: That was like five minutes. The one even better than that,
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: the one that's my favorite is when she's like, oh,
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: that's my house over there.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I know.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: I dropped you off here last night. And I'm like,
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: they do over explain stupid shit in movies all the time.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: So I was like, I thought that was funny. They're like, yeah,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: I know. I just dropped you off here. So, yeah,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: I think that kind of stuff is actually more clever
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: than I expected to come out of Thanksgiving.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 9: Well, I think, like, most low-budget movies either try to
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 9: pretend like they're not low-budget movies or take it too
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 9: far with the, like, ha-ha, we're a low-budget movie. But
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 9: this one, I think, was, like, clever and right on point. Well,
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 9: it's not taking itself way too seriously.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: But not doing it over cheesy. It's just the right
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 4: amount of ridiculousness.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it is one of those, and we've
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 3: gone into this before, of movies that are bad for
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 3: the sake of being bad.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean, there are movies in the same genre.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 9: I'd say, like, Chicken Dead or whatever that movie was called.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: I can't remember.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 4: It's a trauma movie. There's a lot of, like.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 3: Fuck that trauma movie. And that's the thing. That's why
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: I expected to dislike this because it seems like they're
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: going for something very trauma, but I think this is
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: a little more clever than trauma. Fuck trauma. Thank you.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: I like some trauma stuff.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 5: No, this doesn't go too far.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 7: I mean, there's been some movies and yeah, we've been
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 7: at conventions with some of these movies that we won't mention.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 5: God damn. I mean, man, jeez.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 7: They they're so fucking annoying it's like i can't even
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 7: stand being around them this one's not so annoying.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's what i was saying earlier about being so
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: leery about little independent.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 5: I'm major leery.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 7: About it yeah and i'm not like a fucking connoisseur
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 7: of anything like that but.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 4: That's a damn connoisseur yeah.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 5: There's just some things i just don't fucking like you
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 5: know and Some of those movies.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm surprised I like this movie.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why I was surprised she even liked it.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 7: That's why I was like, well, I guess if she
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 7: likes it, then it can't be all bad. That's, I think,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 7: what it was last year. Because I heard other people
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 7: mention it. And I was like, that sounds awful. I
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 7: just saw, like, the box. I was like, oh, this
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 7: is going to be terrible.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: And then you loved it. And I was just like,
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: how is that possible? So I was like, well, now
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: I guess I'm going to have to watch it.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 9: I mean, there's a whole, like. There really is, like,
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 9: a whole genre of stupid movies like this. Like, there's
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 9: a Christmas one.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 4: And usually they piss me off. There's a Christmas one.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: I can't remember what it's called, but it has Ron
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 4: Jeremy in it.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: And it's, like.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: There's the mark of quality in any movie.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 4: Well, I know, but this one has a.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 9: like old porn star in it and it's still hilarious
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 9: I think like they did that making fun of like
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 9: they were not only making fun of the fact that
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 9: it was a low budget movie they were making fun
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 9: of the genre that they were in which I think
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 9: is what made.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 6: It work but they did it in a successful way
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 6: without making fun of it to the point where it's
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 6: just like beating you over the head.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: Like this is funny look at this look at this.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: I think that's why this and I think that's why
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: I end up liking this more is because in most
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 3: of these kind of low budget horror movies they're trying
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: so hard They're trying too hard, really, and this one
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: seems like they're just having fun. I mean, and if
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: you watch the blooper reel, they are just having fun. Like,
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: it just looks like they're out in a, you know,
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 3: field with a camera screwed around, and... In the end,
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: they want to make this movie, but they're not really
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: going to kill themselves in the process. They know they've
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: got a limited budget. They know these actors aren't the
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: top of the line here. So they're just friends out
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: there shooting a movie, having fun. And I think that
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: comes through in the movie. I think you kind of
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: get caught up in that, and you enjoy it because
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 3: they're having fun. And I think that's the difference between
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: a lot of low-budget horror movies.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 7: Well, it's hard to make a low-budget horror movie and
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 7: have it actually stand out and have people.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 5: like it without going.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: A little too overboard.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's so many of them. Which one do you watch?
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 5: How does it stand out?
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: You know, when you talk about that, I thought the
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: gore was pretty good. Yeah, it was. The knife cut
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: in the father's throat was pretty good.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 4: In fact, this kind of movie was kind of minimal.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 4: It wasn't as thrown at you as you'd kind of
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 4: expect it to be.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it had its scenes, but it wasn't like overload
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 6: to me.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 7: Well, even some low-budget horror movies actually have decent special
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 7: effects and decent blood and decent gore. It's... The part
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 7: that usually turns me off is the writing and the
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 7: slapstickishness of, like you said, beating you over the head
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 7: with a, damn it, this fucking movie's outrageous.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 5: Let's see how far we can push it.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: Turkey sex, yeah, that was pretty far.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 5: But it was funny.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: It was funny.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 5: Same thing with finger and turkeys.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 3: Well, and I won't totally go along with this one.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: not having some horrible lines in it because.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 7: It does oh it has horrible lines in it but
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 7: and and not that great acting but it's funny it's
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 7: almost like it's almost like they weren't really trying.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: And that's yeah that's and that's what i was gonna
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: say it's like i think they're aware of how bad
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: those lines like they're almost saying it with a smirk
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: of like god aren't movies like this horrible i'm gonna
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: put a line like that in this movie and it
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: is it almost does seem like they know how bad
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: it is And they don't care, and they're having fun
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 3: with it. And I think most low-budget horror movies don't
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: do that. We're going to win an Oscar with this. Well,
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: horror movies don't win Oscars anyway.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 5: Either they take it too seriously.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 5: Or they know it's so bad that they go overboard
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 5: with it.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: I think maybe what it is is bad horror movies
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: mimic and pull it off poorly.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: Whereas this is the same skill level, but it's intentional satire.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: And both can be really close to the same thing.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: But you're right. That's what makes this work is they
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: know that they're not taking themselves seriously. They know that
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: nobody's going to really think that they were really trying
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: to pull this off.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: And I think that is how it wins people over
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: because everybody I've heard about this, I mean, I don't
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: know that anybody's going, oh, that movie sucked. Everybody's always like, oh,
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: it's terrible. Man, I love that movie. That's what I'm.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 4: Trying to warn Dr.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: Crayon.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 4: I'm like, this movie is fucking horrible, but it's fucking awesome.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: That's like every response I've heard is like, oh, it's awful. Man,
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 3: I've got to watch it again this year. And I
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: think that's what it's going to be. It's going to
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: be like one of those, you're going to be like, ah,
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: it's Thanksgiving.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: Time to watch Thanksgiving again. My second year in a row.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: Woo! And it does help that it's only about an hour. So,
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 3: you know, you don't have too much time to be
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 3: invested in it. And, you know, if you think it's
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: kind of bad, you don't have to suffer too long either.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not long and dragged out or.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: Anything like that.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: And you even get a Thanksgiving break.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: Woohoo! You did get a woohoo.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 5: You get boobies in the first second.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I can't imagine anyone thinking this movie is
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 9: just horrible and unwatchable.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: No, I can see a lot of people. Those people
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 3: are British. well no just there's a lot of people
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: yeah there's a lot of people that don't realize that
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: level that don't see that extra level where they acknowledge
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 3: that they're being bad you know there's people that just
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: look at it and go oh this is bad well
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: you're right but the people making it also realize that
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: it's bad and that kind of adds a different layer
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: to it maybe i can get into it yeah i
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 3: mean that may be the only reason maybe because it
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: was sort of fun in the level that it's bad
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: and not beating you over the head with and not
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 3: taking itself too seriously even if it.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 6: Has like a great plot or great actors if it
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 6: looks low quality if it looks like it's shot on
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 6: like a fucking handheld you should all.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 7: Watch it what were you watching the other day that
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 7: you were watching a trailer for something and I actually
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 7: thought it was pretty funny but you were like I'm
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 7: not gonna watch it I don't fucking care I.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 4: Don't even remember it pissed me off.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 7: It looks like but it looked funny and I can't
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 7: remember I was like you know actually I think I
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 7: might watch that that kind of looks funny by.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 6: Yourself alright whatever I don't remember what it was, but yeah,
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 6: if it has that low quality look, I usually.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 4: Cannot get past that.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 4: I can't tolerate it, but this one, for some reason,
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 3: I don't normally count against them for it being low quality,
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 3: because I know how hard it is.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 4: I'm very superficial.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: Well, no, because I know how hard it is to
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: get the money, so I give anybody credit who's doing it,
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 3: but I also know that it usually kind of puts
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 3: my guard up, because I know 90% of stuff that's
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 3: going out there at that budget level is stuff I
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: don't like. It's usually stuff that is kind of bad.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: Or it's just something I don't get into, and these
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 3: guys are really thrilled with it, but good for them.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: I just don't like it. So, I mean, it's such
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 3: a minimal window of stuff that's that low budget, and
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: I think it's awesome. But I still feel like you
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: need to encourage everybody to make these movies, but to me,
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 3: I'm still going to say there's 90% of them that
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 3: I think are pretty bad, but... You know, you still
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 3: kind of have to have that or you're not going
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: to get the good ones. You're not going to have
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 3: a Thanksgiving unless you let all these other idiots go
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 3: out there and make their horrible movies.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 5: Well, then you won't have any independent films.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that too.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying I can't make them. I'm just saying
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 4: I don't want.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: To fucking watch them.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 17: I agree.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: That's all it is. I was like, how did you
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 3: get the clerks? See, that's one of those. That, like,
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 3: he had no money, but... he found a way to
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 3: work around it. He wrote really smart, and he actually
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: got some pretty decent actors that he sort of lucked
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: into finding, but.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 4: No, no, in Clerks, everyone was terrible. They eventually went
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 4: on to be good actors.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 3: Randall was awesome. That's the thing. Randall was not an
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 3: actor and is fucking awesome in that movie, and that's
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 3: what's amazing is that... He wasn't even supposed to be
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: in it. He lucked into having it.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 4: He's not even supposed to be there today.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: He's not even supposed to be there. He was not
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 3: an actor.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 4: He just, he was fucking awesome. He's not acting.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: That's the problem. So, I don't know. It is one
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 3: of those you can luck into finding good people and
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: you can actually write a good movie and make an
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: independent film work. But, yeah, they weren't trying to do
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 3: that with this one. This is just them kind of
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: having fun with it. Although I will give them credit.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 3: The scene between the little man... Which is the turkey
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 3: wearing a Groucho nose. And the father of the girl,
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 3: dressed as a turkey, is an awesome scene. Not just
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 3: in this movie, just in general. The tone of that
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: scene is fucking hilarious.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to lie. This is pretty damn awkward, Sheriff.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 2: The timing on each line, everything.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 3: Both in these ridiculous outfits, sitting in this room, talking
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 3: about the weather.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 5: Turkey's dressed up like a man. The man's dressed up
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 5: like a turkey.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 4: Talking about allergies.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 3: Talking about if it's hazelnut coffee or not. I was
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 3: just like, this scene is fucking genius. I don't care
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: what anybody says.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: What does he say?
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 5: I wasn't opposed to the.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 5: To the size of the fuck I was opposed to
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 5: the age.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 3: Of the fuck how old are you anyway what was
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: he five hundred five hundred five hundred.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: Six five ten yeah.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 3: I was like, that's, yeah, all right. It was like,
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: fuck it, I guess you can say it.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 4: That was awesome.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 3: That scene is awesome. I will give them credit.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 4: It's cleverly disguised when the girl shows up.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Again, that's... Let's talk about.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: That girl for a minute. Come on now.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 6: I mean, I know I don't have good skin, but
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 6: you don't see me being in movies, and you don't
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 6: see any close-ups.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 4: So, I mean, somebody give that bitch some clearance.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 5: She actually, you know, that may be part of the film.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 7: I mean, think about it, if you think about how
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 7: ridiculous it is, how come, like, the girl, okay, the
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 7: hotter of the.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 3: Two girls, which one would you have cast as the lead?
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 14: They were both pretty they were but they took the
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 14: girl that you normally wouldn't pick for the lead the
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 14: girl with the bad skin and put her in all
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 14: the face scenes i think it's kind of funny.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 5: She was the better actress.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're going to put them on a
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: scale with each other.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's really not saying much.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 5: But still, I think it just adds to the film.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 5: It adds to the fact that you're sitting there bitching
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 5: about her skin.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 3: I was like, I think it works.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 4: And they kept giving her these sad profile shots.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 4: She's got a chin like mine. You don't put that
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 4: in profile. It disappears.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 3: It like.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 4: It comes straight to my chest.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 2: It's not good.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: Well, it is almost distracting because that's why I guess
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 3: I'm watching that and I'm like, I guess that's why
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 3: they put all these damn pretty people in movies because
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 3: every time they do a big close-up of her, I'm like, man,
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 3: her face. It was like I would get distracted by
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 3: her weird-looking face. And I was just like, I guess
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 3: that's why. I guess you don't focus so much when
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 3: you're looking at perfect little people on the screen.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 4: Which is why I like watching movies.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 3: You focus on the story then because you're not distracted
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 3: by their weird-looking face.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 5: And now she will be crying.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We're sorry. We thought you were a decent actress.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 4: We said she was better than the other one. We
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 4: didn't say she was a decent actress.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: The one that surprised me, the Billy character was actually
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: pretty good. He's playing the stupid fat guy role, quote unquote.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 3: And he does those cliche things. But along the way,
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 3: I was like... I also kind of buy him, you know,
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 3: I was like more so than some of these other people.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 4: Cause it's probably how he really is.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 3: Cause the main guy is a pretty bad actor. He's
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 3: funny and I like him, but 40.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 3: You can see him acting. You can see his gears
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: turning in his head.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 4: You can feel his acting.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 3: But it's, it's all, the entire thing is that way.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: He is consistently bad acting.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 3: It is, it is uniform.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 5: But then I kind of buy them that way, you know?
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 7: There's a lot of guys that were the football player
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 7: kind of star, all-star.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 5: Jock guys that were like, uh, uh, uh, maybe we
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 5: should go over here.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 6: I've met real people whose regular actual dialogue that they're
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 6: actually saying sounds like really badly scripted bullshit.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 4: It's just, it should not be.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 7: Oh, the guy yesterday at the Peddler's Mall, this kid
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 7: was coming out of the bathroom, and.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 2: He was like, Oh, welcome back, weary traveler.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 9: What?
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 5: He said that.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 3: To his kid?
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 5: He said that to his kid.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 3: He was like four or five. What the fuck are
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 3: you talking about? Did his kid punch him? No, his
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 3: kid just go, Dad, you're a douche.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 5: Welcome back, weary traveler.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 2: You're done, bitch.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 3: Son of a bitch, why can't you Billy's death scene
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 3: is awesome as well. Their whole little montage dream sequence,
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 3: whatever the fuck that is, the song.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 4: And him holding his gun. I don't think it's that bad.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 4: It's not that bad. It's not that bad.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 3: That part is funny as hell.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 5: It looked like stuffed tube socks.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 3: I think it was.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 4: I think it was like pantyhose.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 5: Pantyhose with tube socks.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 4: They kept showing it to you very closely. They wanted
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 4: to make sure you saw it.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: They're like, look, this isn't real guts. They'd cut away
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 3: and cut back.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 2: His hands were there in one frame and then they'd
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 2: not be there in the next holding them in because
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 2: they were falling out.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: And because he was trying not to roll over and
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: laugh like he does in the bloopers. It's not that bad.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 3: It's not even that bad.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 4: But yeah, back to the girl. How fucking dumb. You
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 4: can't even realize if it's a fucking pervert wearing your
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 4: dad's face.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 3: That's another one. Well, that's another one I think they're
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 3: playing on the horror cliche. Because how many movies have
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 3: done that now? How many movies can you... take somebody's
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 3: face off, and then, oh, you're of course going to
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 3: wear it on your face. I mean, it is like
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 3: a ridiculous cliche at this point.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 4: It was really disturbing. It took us Chainsaw Massacre.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 3: What else is there? Devil's Rejects. I mean, to me,
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 3: there's a bunch of them.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 1: There was.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 3: What did I... I just watched one yesterday. Actually, yeah.
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 6: Did we tell him that Bill Moseley asked if you
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 6: were having a sex change?
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 4: I can't remember if we had talked about that. No,
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 4: I don't think we did. Let's go to that side
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 4: story real fast.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 9: So this guy that I work with, I told him
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 9: the week before that I met Danny Trejo, and he
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 9: was really excited about that. And he was like, I
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 9: would love to meet Bill Moseley one day.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 4: And I was like, I've met Bill Moseley before.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 3: Like seven times.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 9: I was like, he's pretty cool. He's like, Oh my God.
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 9: And he was like so excited by that. And then
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 9: Bill Moseley was at the convention. So I called his
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 9: wife and I was like, so do you want me
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 9: to get Michael Bill Moseley's autograph?
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 4: She's like, Oh my God. Yes. So I did.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 9: And I was like, I was talking to Bill Moseley
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 9: and I was like, will you make it say to Michael?
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 4: And he's like, are you getting a sex change? I
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 4: was like, Yes. No, it's for someone else. No, first
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 4: you said yes.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 6: Yes, I am.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 5: Yes, I am.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I am. I'll come back and see you.
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 3: After I do.
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 4: And then I said, no, it's for someone else. He
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 4: was like, yeah, right.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 3: Bill Moseley's not right in that.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 4: No, he's so funny.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 3: He's awesome, but he's special.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 9: He kept waving to us and saying hi to us
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 9: for the rest of the weekend, too, which made me
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 9: feel pretty special.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 4: He's a lot of khaki. We wear, like, the same
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 4: outfit every day.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 3: He's awesome. He's like Einstein. He has a whole closet
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 3: full of them. That way he doesn't think in the morning,
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 3: he just grabs one.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 4: That's true. All right, before I interrupt, I'm sorry. What
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 4: were we talking about? Oh, the turkey with the face.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 3: Well, no, even yesterday. Spoiler alert, I guess. But at
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 3: some point during that Frankenstein movie, what the fuck did
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 3: I call it?
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 4: Frankenstein Syndrome?
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 3: Syndrome... Prometheus Project is the real name. Yeah, and they
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 3: did that yesterday. They do that in that movie. I mean,
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 3: it really is like a cliche in horror movies at
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 3: this point that somebody has to get their face cut
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 3: off and then, of course, somebody's going to wear it
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 3: on their face. And so.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 9: And it was just hilarious that this fucking turkey is wearing.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 3: Turkey puppet. Turkey puppet. Is wearing a fake face.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 4: And she's like, hi, daddy.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 3: And the sheriff said. And she kneels down and gives
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 3: him a kiss. Different. Well, he got a haircut.
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 3: And she notices his bad memory. Not his face.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 5: Or the feathers or the.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 4: Even your rapidly fading memory.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 3: And I still have to call her out for not
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 3: knowing where her own fucking garage was.
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 4: Everybody knocks on their own door.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that about?
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 4: I like that everyone lived in a trailer.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 3: That was hilarious.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 4: That was a nice touch.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 3: It was older than the same double wise. They only
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 3: had one.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 4: Just change the decoration.
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just put a different unicorn slash horse on the front.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 4: A different, switch it out from a dolphin rug to
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 4: like maybe a.
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 2: Rainbow rug.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 4: It's what you need.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 2: I still think one thing that gave me the chuckles
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: early on is when he gets thrown by the side
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: of the road by his buddy after the Jeep breaks down.
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 5: And he.
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: Crawfield, or what was the name of the town?
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: And he picks up the sign and shows it to
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 2: you and reads it with his finger.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, runs his finger along the bottom.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 5: Has to read it out loud to us that.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 4: We are watching Thanksgiving. We might not be that smart.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: Luckily, it was the nerd, so he was smart enough
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 3: to figure out the word.
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 4: Billy might not have been smart.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 3: No, probably not.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 2: If you haven't heard the story, there's lots of books
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 3: There's lots of books. I don't know. Remember those books
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 3: I was telling you about? The ones that made out
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 3: of cardboard? Luckily, my dad has one in a box
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 3: in his garage.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 2: What are the odds of that?
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 4: My dad has lots of books. I bet he has
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 4: one about turkeys.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 3: About turkeys that are evil?
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 4: Evil turkeys, yes.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. It's so retarded.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 9: I mean, if this legend were so to exist, then
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 9: I bet, I'd almost guarantee that I'd have a book
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 9: about it.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 4: No shit.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 4: The turkey would live by the river in Jeffersonville. That
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 4: might be a werewolf. I saw your picture that you
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 4: put on Facebook. Was he taking a bath in the river? No,
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 4: it was just people on a boat. It wasn't really...
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 4: I couldn't tell what it was. Also, it was a
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 4: mysterious shape.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 6: I'm like.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 4: What's going on?
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 9: No, I was trying to explain the situation to my
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 9: friend Ben, and I was like, I'm just going to stop.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 4: I sound crazy. He's like, so, do you think it
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 4: was a person? I was like, no, it was an animal.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 4: He's like, so, was it like... I was like, I'm
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 4: just going to stop. I'm just going to stop. I
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 4: got really defensive about it.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 7: I'm like.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 3: Never mind.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 4: It happened. I'm not crazy.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 3: I swear it did. I swear.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 4: There was someone else with me. You can ask him.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 9: He's not a very reliable witness either. I was about
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 9: to make him go investigate. I'm like, can you go check?
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 9: And then I was like, don't aim me.
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 3: But it wasn't a turkey?
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 9: It definitely was not a turkey. It was the size
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 9: of a bear. It was probably a bear.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 4: Was it an evil bear? Was it wearing a person face?
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 3: I think, I think. I think you're going to have to...
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 3: Cowboy hat. I think you're going to have to consult
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 3: a turcologist. Yeah.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 8: Turcologist.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 3: Turcologist. Turcologist or whatever they are.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 9: But just so everyone's clear, that picture on my Facebook
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 9: page was just people in a boat in the.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 4: Middle of the river. I was just taking a picture.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 4: It wasn't like the man-bear pig or anything.
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 16: Man-bear pig.
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 4: It wasn't the menace of the Ohio River or whatever.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 5: Could have been a gummy bear.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 4: Could have been a gummy bear. A really giant gummy bear.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 4: Bouncing here and there.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. There we go.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 2: What a great show.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 3: Sidetracked, but that was an awesome show, by the way.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 3: Great cartoons.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 9: So, the other day at work, I burned myself, and
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 9: it looks like I branded myself with a J in
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 9: my hand.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 3: Is that just because you think J's cool?
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 3: Does he own you now? I don't want you wandering off.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 7: I don't want any kettle wrestlers getting on you.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 9: It really does look like I burned a J into
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 9: my hand, though. I told Jessica that she has to
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 9: burn an N into her hand.
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 6: I burned myself once with cheese from O'Grotten. I was
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 6: making O'Grotten tater tots and I was stirring extremely vigorously
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 6: and it splashed up onto my arm and I had
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 6: a scar for like a year and a half and
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 6: it finally went away.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm traumatized. That's a tater scar.
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 6: Oh, gratin cheese. Everybody gets around, oh, yeah, I got
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 6: this scar. I'm doing this, and I got this scar
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 6: doing this.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, yeah? Fucking A right here.
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 3: Cheese. Beat that, bitches. Nice. Well, that was a Marlena
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 3: moment followed by a Misty moment.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Mine was almost as retarded.
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 4: I can't help it. It's everyone else who makes these
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 4: moments in my life retarded.
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 3: Since they used that line in the movie where... I
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 3: use it constantly anyway. Again, I think that one you've
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 3: got a little more leeway with because to me, I
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 3: use it in the actual sense of the word that
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 3: actually before the medical version took over and now it's
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 3: not PC to say that.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 9: Well, see, look, here's why I think it's okay. If
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 9: I see a mentally handicapped person, I don't call them retards.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 9: I call them mentally handicapped people or autistic or whatever.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 9: I don't run around calling actually retards. Actual people with
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 9: mental disabilities, retards.
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 3: I have never.
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 11: That's where me and you are different.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 4: I'm joking.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 9: Only stupid people who don't have an actual medical reason.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 3: That's been my reasoning for the entire time I've been
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 3: using it. I wasn't saying we were all going, we
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 3: all hate retards.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 5: I mean the real retards.
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 3: Nobody really feels that way. That's the thing.
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 4: Unless they're red-handed.
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 3: I've never used it in that sense, so I feel
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 3: like if I use it consistently in the other way,
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 3: obviously that's what I mean every time.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 9: I think the last photo album I uploaded on Facebook
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 9: is called Slight Mental Retardation.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 3: And what was going on in this photo?
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 4: What did you expect to be going on in that photo? Exactly.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 5: Normal Marlena thing.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 9: Jessica and I are posing with funny glasses and mustaches
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 9: that are actually little noisemaker blowout things.
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 4: Good times. So a regular day for you all.
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 4: It was a regular Sunday.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 3: See, and how can you argue that that doesn't fit
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 3: the bill?
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 6: Really.
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 4: Exactly. I'm still going to get hate mail for saying
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 4: redheads are retards.
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 3: I don't really think that's what you meant. I thought
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 3: you said redheads hate retards.
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 4: No.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 5: Is that what it is?
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. That's not what I said at all.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 3: I thought it was only redheaded retards you were having
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 3: a problem with. This is confusing already. It's like the
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 3: JonBenet Ramsey case.
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 4: We have a problem with the regular reason.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is harder to crack than the JonBenet Ramsey case.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 3: We better call in O.J.
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 4: My mouth is harder to close. The O.J. Simpson case.
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 3: And then JonBenet Ramsey's legs. This is wrong.
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 4: You're going to get hate mail with me. That's what
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 4: we do.
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. It's hard for you guys to understand.
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 3: Maybe one day you'll feel what I feel. You lose, like,
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 3: a mom or a dad or a best friend or whatever.
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 3: That was one of the last ones that I was like, okay,
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 3: that was fucking funny. He was like, yeah, it was
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 3: pretty hard when I lost my dog. Maybe one day
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 3: you'll understand and feel what I feel. It's like as
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 3: you're talking to a group of people who have lost
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 3: every other person in the cast. It's like that part
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 3: was awesome.
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 2: I just love how they're making out on the floor
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 2: right after her dad just gets killed.
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like five minutes tops. They're sitting in the
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 3: next room.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 4: I'm so glad all this happened. Otherwise we would have
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 4: been brought together.
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 3: I like how the guy on.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 4: The couch was like, I'm going to go pee, yes.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go pee right now. Sure, I lost
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 3: my mom and dad, but I gained a girlfriend.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 4: That's all that really matters.
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, except it's that.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 4: That guy's probably still got parents. Now they don't have
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 4: a kid, but.
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 3: The nerdy kid.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 4: His parents didn't get killed.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 3: He's not a nerd after Billy dies because he doesn't
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 3: need his glasses anymore.
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that made him cool.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 3: What the hell was up with that? After he turned
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 3: into a man then. I don't need glasses when I'm
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 3: a man.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 4: Mendo need glasses.
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Mendo need glasses.
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 4: Are we getting to the.
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 6: End part where it's all crazy and radioactive?
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 3: Well, that just leads me to my other thing. And
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 3: once again, I just like to argue with the movies
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 3: when they're wrong on very basic levels. Not the giant
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 3: plot holes and whatnot. I think just when the guy
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 3: shoots him and then he goes, he's in that dumpster
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 3: over there. I'm like, that's a trash can, not a
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 3: dumpster jackass.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 4: Oscar the Hermit, what do you want?
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 3: I was just like, that's a trash can. That's a
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 3: very different thing than a dumpster.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 2: My aunt and uncle have some of those big trash
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 2: cans like that, and they.
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 5: Refer to it as the dumpster.
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 4: It's not a dumpster.
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 5: Maybe that's just a local i like the.
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 4: Word dumpster i like i like no i mean i
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 4: just like.
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 2: Dumpster dumpster bunny i mean he should rent dumpster under
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 2: your left hand now.
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 9: Dumpster no i just i just like i just like
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 9: to take a word that doesn't normally like end with
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 9: a stir and like You know, like Pupster, Creepster.
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 4: But Dumpster actually does have a name. It's made that way.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 5: Dumpsterster.
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 4: That's why I like it.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 5: She doesn't have to customize it.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 3: It's already done. Wow.
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 4: I like that the guy actually said Creepster in this movie.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 4: I was like, I love the word Creepster.
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 3: Again, I don't think people can call us out for
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 3: using the term retard. Once again, I think we're covered.
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 3: I think we are covered.
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 3: Jiminy Christmas. What else do we need to wrap this movie?
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 3: How do we want to encapsulize this?
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 4: So we're not talking about the radioactive turkey?
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 3: Go for it.
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 4: It's fucking radioactive.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 5: It's done.
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 2: We'll be dumped in the end.
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 4: Let's pull a fucking radioactive turkey.
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 6: How?
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 4: I think I said it. What are the chances of
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 4: that happening? I like how they call that out. What
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 4: are the chances of the turkey baby?
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 3: Pretty good, actually.
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 7: I think it's funny that anything that's radioactive is glowing green.
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 5: It's not blue.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 3: It's not red. Thanks to the Ninja Turtles for that one.
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 3: They've shown us what radioactive ooze looks like.
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 4: So are we talking about the sequel?
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, in space.
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 4: That's how you got to have your seat. Is there
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 4: really one in the works?
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 4: I fucking hope so.
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 3: There is. I mean, when you Google up your Thanksgiving,
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 3: it automatically brings up Thanksgiving 2. So if it's not
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 3: actually in the works, there's enough people out there on
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 3: the interwebs yammering on about it that it's probably going
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 3: to have to be made now. So we'll see. At
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 3: least then we'll have something to watch, you know, the
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 3: next Thanksgiving.
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 4: Hopefully it's in 3D.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 2: In space.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 3: In 3D.
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 2: I'd like to say I really was impressed with the puppetry.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, not that they were fantastic puppeteers, but the
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 2: head and the beak. I thought it was a pretty
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 2: good job. You usually couldn't see their hands.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 3: You usually couldn't see the guy in the background.
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 2: No, it's funny. You know it's fake, but you buy it.
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 3: I think it's just got a lot of character. It's
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 3: not that it looks real, and they weren't going for real,
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming, but... it really is a likable little goofy
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 3: image so it's even funnier when you add this horrible
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 3: voice saying these horrible horrible things and the worst one
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 3: liners ever nice tits you.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 9: Just got stuffed I know he was a he was
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 9: a hilarious.
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 3: Turkey he thought he was nice tits baby.
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 4: So gobble gobble motherfucker he used.
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 5: To go hang out with triumph the insult yeah he.
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 4: Ended up I would rather hang out with a turkey
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 4: no I.
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 5: Said they should Should hang out together.
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, it is kind of that same style.
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 4: Maybe some of the puppet film wonder shows isn't that.
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 3: It's that same sort of delivery to it. Yeah, it is.
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 3: And the puppet kind of looks along the same. But again,
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 3: Triumph's a fun-looking puppet, too. So this sort of plays
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 3: with that, you know, the cheesy, fun-looking puppets that we
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 3: grew up as kids, and it made it a horrible, cursing,
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 3: murdering bird. So, I don't know. Maybe that's why we
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 3: take to the puppet for some reason.
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 4: It's got foul languages.
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 2: Alright, that's it.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 3: We're done.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 2: We're done now.
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 4: Like you all didn't see that coming. I didn't. I
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 4: didn't know it was coming until it came out. It
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 4: took me a second too to get it. Just because
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 4: I wasn't really paying that much attention. Boyfriend with that
• 2:07:04
  Speaker 4: normal look of shame.
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 3: It's pride and shame, to be exact.
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 4: Pride and shame.
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 3: I can't believe how awesome that joke was, and I'm
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 3: so ashamed of being attached to her. They didn't even
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 3: use that in the movie. Well, he used a foul joke.
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know that it was foul language.
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 4: I like that she's like, let's kill this cock. I mean,
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 4: he's like, no, it's a turkey. She goes, I know.
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, like, he's a dick.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 3: Thank you for clarifying. In the middle of our movie.
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 4: I like that it did clarify itself.
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 6: Just in case you didn't catch it.
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 3: Let me spell this out for you.
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 6: And sometimes that would probably irritate the piss out of me.
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 6: But this one, I'm like, that's not funny.
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 4: It was amazing.
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 6: Maybe it was all the crack in the turkey.
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 2: There was a layer of crack inside of turkey.
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 3: That seems about right.
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 6: It was a little bit more enjoyable than I remember
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 6: last year. There was no turkey cake last year.
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 17: No more pumpkin pie.
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 3: No more cranberry sauce.
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 17: Just turkey.
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 3: Fucking turkey. Turkey.
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 3: He is fucking dead!
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 6: I would dare to say that it could be enjoyed
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 6: even without turkey crack cake.
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 3: So, anything else to wrap this movie up?
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 4: I'm sure I'll think of something later when I'm at home.
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 3: What?
• 2:08:37
  Speaker 2: I like the Oscar the Grouch trash can with the teepee,
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 2: that it's much bigger on the inside than it is
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 2: on the outside.
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 4: And the shoddily constructed teepee.
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 2: There's like a bed sheet and three sticks on the outside.
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 3: And it's about 12 inches around when they're standing outside
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 3: of it, but somehow everybody, there's like 16 pieces of
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 3: furniture and like three people standing there and the turkey.
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 3: And a back door.
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 4: And a back door.
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 5: And they kind of just run over the TP.
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 3: They're like, how are we going to kill him?
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 4: They had to kill him in a special way.
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 3: A special way. Or he'll come back.
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 6: Even if they knew they had to kill him in
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 6: a special way, they still failed at it.
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 3: They're not so good.
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a great movie.
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know about great.
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 3: It was a fun movie. Great's pushing it. It's definitely fun.
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 3: It's entertaining in a retarded way, to use our word
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 3: of the day.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 9: So.
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, everybody listening, anytime you hear the word retarded today, scream.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 10: It out loud.
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 4: I can't play that warning at the beginning of the show.
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 6: I'll just be yelling the whole time.
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 3: It'll work. You know, it depends on the person. Maybe
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 3: they'll run into that word a lot today.
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 4: I love this shirt.
• 2:09:53
  Speaker 3: Anything else we need on the movie?
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 4: I love my shirt, too.
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 3: And Dr.
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 2: Corbeau.
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 3: I love my shirt.
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 4: I just look at my shirt. And we're wondering, we're like,
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 4: in the middle of the summer, she wears a sweater.
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 5: That's what I said when you got out of the car.
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 7: I was like, you know, it could be 100 degrees
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 7: outside with a 99% humidity rating, and Marlena's wearing a
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 7: fucking sweater.
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 5: It's chilly outside, and she's wearing a fucking short-sleeve shirt.
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 3: It's pushing December, and she's got a short-sleeve shirt. Hey,
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 3: it might be.
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 4: Pushing December, but it's damn 70-something degrees outside. But it
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 4: was 100 at Petersville. You were wearing a sweater. Yeah,
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 4: I know, but that's because you could see my bra
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 4: through my shirt. Did you see the other girls there?
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 3: They didn't even wear shirts.
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 7: I remember a year before seeing a whole lot of
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 7: some girl.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 4: The entire undercarriage.
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 3: The one all riled up on the hood.
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 5: Of the car.
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, the giant?
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 9: She's fucking crazy. I've actually met her and hung out
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 9: with her before.
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 4: She is batshit crazy.
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 3: Really? Oh, my God.
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 4: Like, more than anyone I've ever met in my life.
• 2:10:55
  Speaker 10: Crazy.
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 4: You've met some crazies.
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 3: She's got a beanstalk next to her house.
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 4: Probably, yeah. I think she does. That'd be awesome. You
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 4: should go steal it.
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 3: Do we have anything else for the movie?
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 4: No, nothing.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 5: Close the book on this.
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 4: The shoddily constructed book of cardboard.
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 9: Let's close this case like Jabba Day Ramsey would.
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think that ever happened.
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 4: They're still open?
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 3: They're still open.
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 4: This wrap-up is harder to close than the JonBenet Ramsey case.
• 2:11:39
  Speaker 10: What? What?
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 3: That was a good one.
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 6: Bam.
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, God. Someone take this microphone away from me. Turn
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 4: it off.
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 10: Turn it off.
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 3: The end. Let's round out the show.
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 6: We've been hackling like jackals the whole time.
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 4: Laughing like hyenas.
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 9: Oh, my boss and his wife.
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry.
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 9: Their six-year-old daughter, she got this little panda toy that laughs.
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 9: And they said when it laughs, it sounds just like me.
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, God. Nobody has anything to say about that.
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 3: No.
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 4: I thought it was funny. It's hilarious.
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 6: Did you go find them at, like, a store and
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 6: push all their buttons and make them all laugh at
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 6: the same time just so you could see what you hear, like?
• 2:12:34
  Speaker 4: They keep forgetting to bring it. They're going to bring
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 4: it for me so I can hear it.
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 9: And then I'll be like.
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 4: No, that's not how it sounded. No one, people like, okay. No,
• 2:12:46
  Speaker 4: you didn't start it now. Don't leave us hanging.
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 9: No one's ever happy when they're told that they look
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 9: like someone else or sound like something.
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 3: Which is why I never mention that to anyone.
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 4: That's why I never listen to this show. I don't
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 4: want to hear what I sound like.
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 5: I used to get kids in high school telling me
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 5: I sounded like Howard the Duck.
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 3: That's not what you want to hear.
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 5: To the point where they were calling me Howard at school.
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 3: They were like, Howard!
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 5: And I was like, what the fuck?
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 6: I'm still getting told that I look like Lisa Kudrow.
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 3: Again, there's worse things than that.
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 6: I can understand if it was once or twice, but
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 6: it's been several times.
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 4: Well, I got told I look like the damn girl
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 4: from American Pickers.
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but nobody knows who she is, so that makes
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 3: it okay.
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 9: You know, really, I had to start watching that show
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 9: to make sure I didn't have a secret TV crew
• 2:13:28
  Speaker 9: following me around.
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 3: Maybe I am that girl.
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 4: That's what I was like, what? What if I am
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 4: that girl? What have I bought lately? I need some.
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 2: Royalties, damn.
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 3: It! My secret TV life.
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, Truman Show.
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 3: You never know.
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 5: I don't get that. I don't look like anybody.
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 3: Are you Mexican?
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 4: Like John Cryer when you were younger.
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 3: High school.
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 5: I forgot about that. I look like John Cryer.
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 4: Or that one skateboarder. Or that one guy in that one.
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 5: Mario Rubicava.
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 4: And that one guy in that Hot Rodman book.
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 4: That's just the back of your head.
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 2: The back of your head looks familiar.
• 2:14:10
  Speaker 9: The scene in Death Proof or Grindhouse, whichever one, where
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 9: the guy was on the little motorcycle.
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 4: I think he was like.
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 9: It was either Death Proof or what's his name?
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, are you talking about.
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 4: Planet Terror.
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 3: Planet Terror.
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 2: What's his name?
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 3: It's the other... It's the Rodriguez brother.
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Rodriguez.
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when he was riding the little motorcycle. The one
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 4: who's on Ugly Betty? Who's the Ugly Betty? The Rodriguez brother.
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 4: We were talking about him the other day.
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's him. What about it?
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 4: Is that the same guy you're talking about?
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 5: That's the same guy she's talking about.
• 2:14:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 3: He was six feet under.
• 2:14:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah, just when he's, like, riding a motorcycle, you do,
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 9: because he's riding a motorcycle.
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 3: And you always ride tiny, tiny little motorcycles.
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 4: Every guy who rides a motorcycle looks like him.
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 4: Where did this show go?
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming we're not even having a show at this point.
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 5: In the movie?
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 3: We're just goofy around.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 5: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Anything else? Are we done?
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 4: We're done.
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  Speaker 3: All right, we're wrapping up this movie. Gobble, gobble, motherfucker.
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 3: We're moving on. Gobble, gobble, motherfucker. Okay, kids, get out
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  Speaker 3: your decoder pins. Gobble, gobble. It's time for the Movie
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  Speaker 3: Meltdown Secret Circle reveal of the next awesome feature, including
• 2:15:29
  Speaker 3: a fabulous guest star. Because next week, we will be
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  Speaker 3: bringing you the other portion of what I was doing
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 3: yesterday that I was alluding to earlier. Next week, we
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 3: will be having a special guest, a co-hosted sofa theater segment.
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  Speaker 3: We'll be discussing The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the original awesome film.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody's going to try to break in, are they?
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 3: Are you going to go into that whole story?
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we've discussed it on here. You go
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  Speaker 3: for it.
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  Speaker 4: You're a better storyteller.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, we were sitting down to watch Texas
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 6: Chainsaw Massacre, and it was in this apartment, and we were.
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 4: Just getting ready to sing, and we were sitting down,
• 2:16:05
  Speaker 4: and it was just getting started.
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  Speaker 6: And next thing I know, somebody tried to break in
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  Speaker 6: the kitchen, and I was surprised that door held up,
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 6: because that door looked like it was held together by
• 2:16:11
  Speaker 6: two toothpicks, it looked like this rickety-ass door, and this
• 2:16:14
  Speaker 6: big-ass guy was outside of it trying to break in,
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  Speaker 6: and I thought we were going to die.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre after that. Yeah, see,
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  Speaker 3: I rewatched it this week and I was really kind
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 3: of waiting for something horrendous to happen because that was
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 3: the last time I watched it was like years ago.
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  Speaker 4: I watched it at the drive-ins.
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  Speaker 3: At that point, yeah, it was like 20 seconds in.
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, John might still be reading the little text
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 3: to you. I mean, it had really not even started.
• 2:16:42
  Speaker 3: and there's some huge bearded guy in a leather jacket
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 3: beating himself against the door.
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  Speaker 4: Why was he doing that?
• 2:16:49
  Speaker 5: No idea.
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  Speaker 3: I'm assuming.
• 2:16:51
  Speaker 4: He gave up after a while, sat on the stairs,
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 4: then he left.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm assuming he was drunk, really. I don't know,
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 3: but it was an odd way to start a movie,
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 3: and it sort of branded that movie, much like Your Hand,
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 3: for the entire time.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that.
• 2:17:06
  Speaker 3: It was hard for me to look at it and
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 3: not wait for that. After a while, I got over
• 2:17:09
  Speaker 3: it and I just started watching the movie. But I
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 3: kept waiting for something horrendous to happen in that first
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 3: couple of minutes. Any minute somebody's going.
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 5: To do that shit around our house and get shot.
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 4: Hells yeah, bitches.
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 3: I was just going to stab him in the throat.
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was the kitchen door. There was a
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 3: knife right there. I was like, as soon as that
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 3: door opens, motherfucker's getting knifed. So luckily, that toothpick held
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 3: because he stayed on the other side of the door. So, yeah,
• 2:17:35
  Speaker 3: that was because I asked our special guest what their
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 3: initial viewing of it was, which I assumed and even
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 3: said it was probably very different than mine. Yeah, that
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 3: was mine. That was the first time I actually sat
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 3: down and watched that movie in its entirety. I had
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 3: some huge hope weirdo trying to break into the house
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 3: so that was a very different take on that movie
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 3: than probably most people so.
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 4: I just watched it at the drive-ins last night.
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 3: But did anyone try to kill.
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 4: You no but she stole your mask funnel cake.
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 3: Ah, that's equally as horrifying as losing your funnel cake.
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is equally as terrifying.
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  Speaker 3: So, yes, next week will be Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 3: we will be co-hosted by the man himself, Mr. Joe
• 2:18:19
  Speaker 3: Bob Briggs. It was pretty damn awesome.
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yesterday we were at the flame market, and I'm like, yeah,
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 6: that one guy was there, and we couldn't figure.
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 3: Out what the.
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 5: Billy Bob Briggs.
• 2:18:26
  Speaker 3: Billy Bob Bob Briggs.
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  Speaker 4: Bobby Joe Bob Briggs.
• 2:18:30
  Speaker 3: Billy John. That is not his name at all.
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 6: He was Billy Bob Thornton first.
• 2:18:37
  Speaker 3: I would much rather hang out with Joe Bob than
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 3: Billy Bob Thornton.
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 2: Joe Bob is awesome.
• 2:18:44
  Speaker 3: If he played the whole episode like the Sling Blade character,
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 3: I would be ready to strangle him in about 30 seconds.
• 2:18:51
  Speaker 2: I never saw that.
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 3: Me neither. You would probably have a problem with it.
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 5: It makes it... That movie makes the.
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 2: Lead character in Legion even more annoying. That's the little
• 2:19:04
  Speaker 2: kid from Sling Blade.
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot that.
• 2:19:06
  Speaker 5: He plays it the same way.
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 3: Kind of.
• 2:19:10
  Speaker 2: He just plays it like I'm... Stupid from the South
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 2: is how he plays it.
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 3: I assumed that he was mentally challenged.
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so glad I didn't watch that movie, and
• 2:19:20
  Speaker 4: even after I recommended it, everybody else will see it.
• 2:19:23
  Speaker 3: I'm like, we should.
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 4: Do this movie, we should do this movie, and then, like, Legion.
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 3: You bailed on it, and I had to watch that crap.
• 2:19:30
  Speaker 4: You got a free pass or something.
• 2:19:31
  Speaker 3: I still have to watch it. I didn't say I
• 2:19:33
  Speaker 3: had to pay for it. I had to watch it.
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 5: I'm getting into those apart.
• 2:19:35
  Speaker 4: I never.
• 2:19:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, is it that stupid one about the angel?
• 2:19:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 9: It really freaked Jessica out because she was pregnant at
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 9: the time and she was always like really sensitive.
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 4: She had double babies.
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 3: No, she had the chosen one. Yeah. Double baby. So
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 3: she felt like she was ripped off from Terminator 2.
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 5: That's what I felt.
• 2:19:54
  Speaker 3: It really was like the supernatural Terminator. It's like angels
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 3: instead of time-traveling cyborgs.
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 2: And the angels discussing at the end, I didn't give
• 2:20:04
  Speaker 2: God what he wanted. I gave him what he needed.
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 3: I showed up, God.
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 4: I'm sure he'd love that. He doesn't even like when
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 4: you use his name wrong.
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 3: Okay. Way to go. I totally schooled you, God.
• 2:20:17
  Speaker 10: Totally.
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 3: Take that, God.
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 4: God, I'm so glad I didn't.
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 3: I'm going to find a loophole.
• 2:20:24
  Speaker 4: Sucks to be you.
• 2:20:25
  Speaker 5: What is this? Some kind of like a, you know.
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 6: Dogma?
• 2:20:28
  Speaker 5: Fucking dogma law or something.
• 2:20:30
  Speaker 3: Ah, dang.
• 2:20:31
  Speaker 5: They used the loophole again. God, I really got.
• 2:20:33
  Speaker 3: To fix that. He's got to tighten up these rules.
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, these angels are breaking them left and right.
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 5: They got a lawyer up there.
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 3: That's why. I think so.
• 2:20:40
  Speaker 4: There's something to say. There's no lawyers in heaven.
• 2:20:43
  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
• 2:20:45
  Speaker 5: They found a loophole.
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 3: Lawyers, feel free to write great about that.
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 5: Lawyers found a loophole digging up there.
• 2:20:50
  Speaker 4: Add it to my list of hate comments.
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 9: Oh, I'm sure there's a huge lawyer fan base that
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 9: we have.
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 4: Just as many Cholos as there are lawyers.
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 3: What if it's a Cholo lawyer?
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 6: Retarded Cholo lawyer.
• 2:21:08
  Speaker 3: Actually, Cholo lawyer sounds like an awesome show on Fox.
• 2:21:12
  Speaker 3: This week on Cholo lawyer.
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 4: No, because it would just have George Lopez. No, I
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 4: didn't say TBS.
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 5: Fox. Fox.
• 2:21:21
  Speaker 4: Look at Mario Lopez.
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 3: There you go. They probably would, actually.
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  Speaker 2: God help us all.
• 2:21:27
  Speaker 5: He would stoop that low.
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, what's a stupid entertainment show? Jesus, it's horrible.
• 2:21:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's from the straights of Lopez the Z.
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 3: It must be from the straights. Oh, God. Alright, so yes.
• 2:21:43
  Speaker 3: Next week, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Joe Bob Briggs. It's
• 2:21:46
  Speaker 3: going to be awesome.
• 2:21:48
  Speaker 4: And then the third episode is going to be here.
• 2:21:49
  Speaker 6: Yay!
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 2:21:51
  Speaker 3: You people.
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 5: You people.
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 4: What do you mean by you people?
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 3: I mean you people.
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 4: What's that supposed to mean?
• 2:21:58
  Speaker 3: I mean you people are retarded.
• 2:22:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's it. Hate mail.
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 3: So, to round it out here, we will finish up
• 2:22:09
  Speaker 3: with a song called Thanksgiving, which was a fan-based song
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 3: that they came up with from a band. They had
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 3: a band? They have many fans, obviously.
• 2:22:18
  Speaker 4: I love the movie. I ain't talking shit.
• 2:22:20
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, the band came up with this song. The
• 2:22:23
  Speaker 3: band is called The Lurking Terror.
• 2:22:24
  Speaker 4: That's an awesome name for a band.
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 3: And it's, yeah, it's all about this very movie. So
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 3: it is pretty damned entertaining. And in our usual PC manner,
• 2:22:34
  Speaker 3: we feature a closing song that has a chorus that repeats,
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 3: You kids are fucking retarded.
• 2:22:39
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 2:22:40
  Speaker 3: I thought it seemed fitting for us and.
• 2:22:41
  Speaker 2: For the movie.
• 2:22:43
  Speaker 3: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next week.
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 3: Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening. Thanks. Gobble, gobble, motherfucker.
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 5: Gobble, gobble, motherfucker.
• 2:22:51
  Speaker 3: Did we talk about the movie longer than it was?
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 3: I think so. Well, you know, you got some nice tits, bitch.
• 2:26:00
  Speaker 7: At least her legs were harder to close than JonBenet
• 2:26:04
  Speaker 7: Ramsey's legs.
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  Speaker 3: This show is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
• 2:26:07
  Speaker 3: edited by Brian Renfro, with opening music performed by The Empires.
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• 2:26:14
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