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Diet Coke vs Coke Zero | Formula 1 Tactics & Dementia · The Bill Handel Show

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  Speaker 1: You're list Saints KFI AM six forty.
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  Speaker 2: The bill handles show on demand on the iHeartRadio app
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  Speaker 2: bill handle here. It is a Thursday morning, May twenty one,
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  Speaker 2: coming up at eight thirty. The men who want their
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  Speaker 2: foreskins back return my foreskin, and that it's a thing.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I'm not just making it up, all right,
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  Speaker 2: diet coke versus coke zero. There's the soda wars going on,
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  Speaker 2: even though it's the same company. And I have a
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  Speaker 2: question to ask you. And I asked this of waiter people,
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  Speaker 2: both male and female waiter folks, and the following. Whenever
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  Speaker 2: I ask for a diet coke, that's the only thing
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  Speaker 2: I will drink. In the coke wars, I will hear
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  Speaker 2: occasionally and fairly often, we don't have diet coke?
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  Speaker 1: Is pepsi? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: And I always answer the same way, Can I pay
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  Speaker 2: for it with monopoly money?
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  Speaker 1: Is that okay?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 2: I ask these waiters, is pepsi okay? And people go, no,
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  Speaker 2: it's not okay. How many times have you heard we
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  Speaker 2: have pepsi? Is diet coke okay? Have you ever heard that? No,
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  Speaker 2: you don't, because diet coke is diet coke. A matter
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  Speaker 2: of fact, here's my can right here. Every morning I
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  Speaker 2: drink my diet coke. I cracked my first di of
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  Speaker 2: coke at about four am, and people go, oh, houck
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  Speaker 2: you to drink. It's part of my morning life. And
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  Speaker 2: so the wars are continuing. Here's the problem is that
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  Speaker 2: coke zero is winning. It's going crazy. And even though
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  Speaker 2: diet coke, well, here's one of the big issues, and
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  Speaker 2: it's both positive and negative. On the resolute desk, the
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  Speaker 2: president had a button that summoned the diet coke, a
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  Speaker 2: segregated button, the diet coke button, and Joe Biden, of
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  Speaker 2: course got rid of it. And guess what came back
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  Speaker 2: the first day, the diet coke button. And depending on
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  Speaker 2: how you feel about Trump, that's either good or bad.
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  Speaker 2: That's one of the things I like about the President
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  Speaker 2: because he appreciates diet coke.
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  Speaker 1: So it's the.
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  Speaker 2: Sugar wars zero coke zero and diet coke. Now, I
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  Speaker 2: don't understand people that like coke zero over diet coke.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: Europe and I've been a couple three four times, as
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  Speaker 2: you know, they don't have diet coke over there.
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  Speaker 1: It's all coke zero. They don't know from diet coke.
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  Speaker 1: How can you not know from diet coke?
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  Speaker 2: They call it coke a light because the word diet
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  Speaker 2: has medical connotations over there, so it's coca light.
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  Speaker 1: And it's how do you do that?
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  Speaker 2: So survey says, we're going to go around the room
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  Speaker 2: cono diet or coke zero zero all day long.
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  Speaker 4: Good God, that's discussing the costco the twenty four packs.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I do the die coke and neil die
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  Speaker 1: coke or coke zero.
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  Speaker 4: I prefer diet PEPSI. Actually, you traitor, Benedict Arnada. You
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  Speaker 4: quizzling amy diet coke? Oh there you go, will coke zero?
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  Speaker 4: Good God with cherry. What is wrong with you people?
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  Speaker 4: What is wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Better and zero? I don't understand. I don't understand you folks.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Taste sweeter to you.
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  Speaker 1: Uh what dia coke?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: The coke zero I think tastes sweeter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also the formula is close, is close to coke classic.
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  Speaker 1: It tastes like.
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  Speaker 2: But just to give you an idea, coke diet coke
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  Speaker 2: went up point one point three percent first nine months
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  Speaker 2: of last year. Coke zero went up four point eight percent,
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  Speaker 2: four times as much, and the year before it went
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  Speaker 2: up ten percent.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, you got a lot of zero's on this
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  Speaker 3: morning show.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get it, man, I just don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: The aftertaste of diet coke is gross.
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  Speaker 1: There is no aftertaste di coke. Oh, it tastes what
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  Speaker 1: does a diet taste like? Okay, with.
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  Speaker 3: Like a tase? It's gross. No, I like it so
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  Speaker 3: much better.
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  Speaker 2: The coke zero is way too sweet, because I Will
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  Speaker 2: said it tastes like coke, and coke is way too
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  Speaker 2: sweet for me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I find a coin.
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  Speaker 3: If I was choosing between coke zero and coke and
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  Speaker 3: diet coke, I'd pick diet coke.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone I know is switched over to coke zero.
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  Speaker 1: Though.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand that coke zero is sweet. It's treaty,
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  Speaker 2: it's cloying, it's pepsi. So let me go back to
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  Speaker 2: my original question. You go ahead and ask the waiters
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  Speaker 2: next time you go to a restaurant and says the
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  Speaker 2: ones that have diet pepsi? Has anybody ever said do
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  Speaker 2: you have diet coke or the other way around? You
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  Speaker 2: order diet coke and you'd rather have coke zero and
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  Speaker 2: no one, no one asks that question. Okay, we're done now.
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  Speaker 2: Dealing with dementia is very difficult. It's one of those
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  Speaker 2: areas of medicine that medicine is not particularly good at.
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  Speaker 2: Great at making people live longer, not so good at dementia.
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  Speaker 2: So here is is a connection that you probably haven't
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  Speaker 2: thought of the connection between Formula one pit stops and
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  Speaker 2: researching and dealing with dementia.
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  Speaker 1: Now, how does that work?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it all happened in the mid nineties the London's
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  Speaker 2: Great Osmond Street Hospital. I think that's the hospital that
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  Speaker 2: owns the rights to Peter Pan if I'm not mistaken,
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  Speaker 2: and they were losing a number more than they should
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  Speaker 2: have of young cardiac patients following complex heart surgery. Another hospital,
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  Speaker 2: same thing. So surgeons Alan Goldman and Martin Elliott met
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  Speaker 2: in a break room and a Formula one race was
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  Speaker 2: on TV and the doctors were immediately drawn to the
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  Speaker 2: choreograph chaos of the pit stops, where several people completed
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  Speaker 2: these complex tasks perfectly and in seconds. Well, the similarities
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  Speaker 2: to the operating room were obvious. The space was rigid,
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  Speaker 2: very small, the motive moves, repetitive, the pressure, intense communication,
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  Speaker 2: focus were necessary mistakes unacceptable, So they flew to Italy
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  Speaker 2: to meet with the Scuderia Ferrari and helped them adopt
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  Speaker 2: functions of a race team to the operating room and
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  Speaker 2: the results were immediate, lives were saves. The pit crew
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  Speaker 2: model was adopted for pediatric surgery and neonatal resuscitation around
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  Speaker 2: the world, and now the same thing as being applied
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  Speaker 2: to fight dementia. Mark Stewart, the chairperson of Race Against
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  Speaker 2: Demesia Dementia, British headquartered charity that applies Formula one style
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  Speaker 2: speed precision collaboration to scientific research on dementia, says the
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  Speaker 2: F one mindset is probably the best problem solving business
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  Speaker 2: out there. The group was founded by his dad, Sir
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  Speaker 2: Jackie Stewart, three time F one champion, one of the
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  Speaker 2: most successful drivers in racing history, and it was founded
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  Speaker 2: after his wife was diagnosed with dementia. Now they raised
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  Speaker 2: a ton of money, more than thirty million dollars and
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  Speaker 2: they fund eighty seven research researchers fifty two projects all
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  Speaker 2: over the world. But it's not the money, it's the
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  Speaker 2: approach towards accelerating research and innovation, innovation bringing the Formula
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  Speaker 2: one formula into medicine. Ferrari brought the lessons of a
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  Speaker 2: pitch stop in the operating room a generation ago. So
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  Speaker 2: a story about refining the operating room. How do you
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  Speaker 2: bring twenty people together to take care of somebody in
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  Speaker 2: a really intense moment?
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  Speaker 1: And it lends itself perfectly to Formula one.
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  Speaker 2: Motorsports is about getting things right at the right time.
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  Speaker 2: It's about this pursuit of better in detail, understanding how
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  Speaker 2: people in different functions.
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  Speaker 1: Really come together. And this is going to work in dementia.
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  Speaker 2: Why is that because if you look at researchers, for example,
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  Speaker 2: they don't share much with each other. People that write
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  Speaker 2: papers are you know, they're not enemies, but they're not
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  Speaker 2: friends either.
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  Speaker 1: And what this.
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  Speaker 2: Formula one formula, this philosophy is you bring everybody together,
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  Speaker 2: you do it quickly, you don't accept mistakes. You basically
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  Speaker 2: do it as a pit stop. That's what you do,
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  Speaker 2: and that is pretty intense. Now it worked perfectly in
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  Speaker 2: the operating room, as you can imagine, and they're moving
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  Speaker 2: it towards dementia. Is it going to work as well?
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  Speaker 2: They think so. But if here is the argument that
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  Speaker 2: is made. If you look at Formula one, they're making
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  Speaker 2: an engineering change to the car every twenty four hours
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  Speaker 2: a day, seven days a week, about every twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Minutes, and it is really.
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  Speaker 2: Intense that it has to be perfect otherwise you don't succeed.
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  Speaker 2: And just to give you an idea of what this
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  Speaker 2: is about, there was the chief mechanic for a racing team.
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  Speaker 2: They've been around for seventy six years and he is
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  Speaker 2: credited Leonard Wood, with pioneering the use of power guns
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  Speaker 2: to change tires. Fuel venting allowed a fifty eight gallon
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  Speaker 2: gas tank to be filled in fifteen seconds, improve jacks.
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  Speaker 2: And if you've ever looked at Formula one, the pit
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  Speaker 2: stops are as exciting and they are timed and the
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  Speaker 2: announcers will say, oh they lost a second, they lost
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  Speaker 2: half a second, which can make or break race. And
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  Speaker 2: the record right now is McLaren and this is twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty three. They performed a four tire pit stop plus
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  Speaker 2: filling the gas take up for Lando Norris, one of
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  Speaker 2: the drivers, and they were able to do that in
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  Speaker 2: one point eight seconds. Now, the kind of cooperation you
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  Speaker 2: need to do this is extraordinary. Again, perfect for the
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  Speaker 2: operating room and perfect for dementia. Not so much in
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  Speaker 2: treating dementia physically, but an understanding dementia, bringing experts, neurosurgeons,
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  Speaker 2: bringing researchers all together, working as a team, and doing
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  Speaker 2: it quickly and doing it without mistakes, and having the
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  Speaker 2: formula one philosophy. Pretty neat stuff. Okay, now tell you
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  Speaker 2: pretty weird stuff. This is a topic and I have
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  Speaker 2: to be a little careful here because it can be
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  Speaker 2: gratuitous very quickly.
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  Speaker 1: And this is not this actually is science fiction. No
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  Speaker 1: it's not.
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  Speaker 2: This is actually real science and psychology and sociology, and
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  Speaker 2: it's about the men who want their foreskins back. And
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  Speaker 2: it's a real thing, by the way, it really is.
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  Speaker 2: There is an article and I'm not serious. I'm very
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  Speaker 2: serious here. This is not a joke. The cut dot
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  Speaker 2: dot com is an organization, is a real website, and
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  Speaker 2: it starts with Daniel Floyd who loves a long, droopy
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  Speaker 2: foreskin but his was cut off and uh, he was
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  Speaker 2: a baby when he was a baby, because usually that's
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  Speaker 2: the case. Uh, and he started having nightmares being strapped
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  Speaker 2: to a table with his limbs splayed out while a
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  Speaker 2: doctor and neighbor cut off his genitals, sometimes with garden shears. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: isn't that the way circumcisions are done? You know what
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  Speaker 2: am I missing here? And this dreams continue until middle
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  Speaker 2: school and so through online forums, he discovered the concept
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  Speaker 2: of foreskin restoration, bringing back a foreskin, undoing a circumcision.
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  Speaker 1: And the way it's done. This gets a little interesting,
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  Speaker 1: to say the least.
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  Speaker 2: Because like copper, it's more complicated than copper repiping, although
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  Speaker 2: that's very good, consistently stretching the remaining skin using tape devices. Now,
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  Speaker 2: this is a very funny article, even though it is serious.
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  Speaker 2: Or the hands that God gave you. Now, we're not
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  Speaker 2: talking about masturbation. This is absolutely scientific, or it absolutely
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  Speaker 2: is to deal with this. And for example, he used
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  Speaker 2: a clamp to clamp the skin on his penis between
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  Speaker 2: two plastic cones placed around the tip of the penis.
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  Speaker 1: That's fun. He attached the cones to an elastic strap.
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  Speaker 2: The manufacturer recommended wearing this strap around his leg for
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  Speaker 2: eight to twelve hours a day. Well, he's thirty now
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  Speaker 2: and he's tried pumping his foreskin with air to inflate it,
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  Speaker 2: pulling his skin back with his hands, stretching it into
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  Speaker 2: a over a tiny tension rod, encouraging new skin to grow.
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  Speaker 1: And it is not easy.
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  Speaker 3: How is that less traumatic than having it cut off?
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't understand. I really don't.
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  Speaker 2: Now, there's some reasons that people want to undo their foreskin.
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  Speaker 1: I get that.
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  Speaker 2: Does it cause nerve damage or that's the argument, doesn't
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  Speaker 2: cause nerve damage, but it's nerve removal because this area
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  Speaker 2: of the penis has a tremendous amount of nerves. And
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  Speaker 2: the argument that folks who are uncircumcised, in addition to
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  Speaker 2: looking like an ant eater, the difference is all of
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  Speaker 2: these nerves disappear, and then the sexual experience becomes much
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  Speaker 2: stronger without a foreskin.
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  Speaker 1: Now the problem is, how do you know? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: how do you know?
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  Speaker 4: I had got down many days and said, you've got
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  Speaker 4: a lot of nerve.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there we go.
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  Speaker 2: You see no gratuitous responds here, and those people who, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the argument is obviously uncircumcised. Because I am
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  Speaker 2: a Jewish and I'll talk about that in a moment.
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  Speaker 2: Because among Jewish people, it is both a physical attribute,
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  Speaker 2: it is also a ritual and it is also.
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  Speaker 1: Very religious, very religious.
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  Speaker 2: The circumcision is considered one of the major aspects of
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  Speaker 2: a person's life.
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  Speaker 1: Male people, and.
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  Speaker 2: Because that is the contract between God and the Jews.
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  Speaker 2: When the Jews were chosen to be the chosen people,
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  Speaker 2: bad bad for us, very bad for us. What God
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  Speaker 2: and Abraham did is they entered into this contract to
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  Speaker 2: prove and to establish themselves as the showsen people.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go.
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  Speaker 2: You know, according to Jews, that's a contract between God.
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  Speaker 2: Then the original contract was between Abraham and God. Now
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  Speaker 2: let me ask you a question, Okay, before we get
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  Speaker 2: into the rest of this. The question is, don't you
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  Speaker 2: find it a little interesting I do that the contract
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  Speaker 2: between God and Abraham was slicing part of your schwantz off.
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  Speaker 2: You couldn't have a written contract and just simply use
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  Speaker 2: an X to sign your name.
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  Speaker 1: No, you had to lop off the foreskin.
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  Speaker 2: And the argument is also there's health reasons involved, because
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  Speaker 2: the argument with a foreskin is that it's you can
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  Speaker 2: have contaminants and dirt. Especially in the days back and Abraham,
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  Speaker 2: people didn't shower very often.
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  Speaker 3: A body part.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's no, no, I understand it, but I understand it.
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  Speaker 2: But dirt for example, doesn't build up on your arm,
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  Speaker 2: and it does more so on the foreskin. And so
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  Speaker 2: you know, other than the religious. I mean, I was
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  Speaker 2: eight days old when I was circumcised. You don't really remember. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: and here's a quick word about circumcision. I want to
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  Speaker 2: point this out too before we get into the rest
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  Speaker 2: of it. And of course I have a circumcision joke
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  Speaker 2: I have to share with you. I mean, how could
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  Speaker 2: I not do one now? And that is that there
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  Speaker 2: are very few Jewish alcoholics. I want to point that out.
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  Speaker 2: How many Jews do you know are alcoholic? And the
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  Speaker 2: reason there are a few Jewish alcoholics is because when
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  Speaker 2: a child is eight days old, when a boy is
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  Speaker 2: eight days old, and the circumcision takes place, what the rabbi,
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  Speaker 2: the moyle, who is a ritual circumcise or usually a rabbi,
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  Speaker 2: what they do is they dip a piece of cloth
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  Speaker 2: into wine and put it in the little one's mouth,
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  Speaker 2: who suckles it, who sucks on it, and they keep
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  Speaker 2: on doing it for a little while, so the kid
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  Speaker 2: basically gets drunk and it's theoretically supposed to cut the pain,
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  Speaker 2: although it's hard to ask an eight year atn eight
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  Speaker 2: day old about the pain, and.
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  Speaker 1: So the kid gets drunk.
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  Speaker 2: So now fast forward to a life of teenage years
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  Speaker 2: and twenties and.
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  Speaker 1: Throughout a lifetime.
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  Speaker 2: And this is my case, and that is connecting alcohol
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  Speaker 2: to your schwantz being cut off in the deep recesses
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  Speaker 2: of your mind. It may even be subconscious alcohol. Shawns cut, alcohol,
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  Speaker 2: Schawns cut. Uh huh, I tell you there's a world
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  Speaker 2: to that. Okay, Before we say goodbye and Gary and
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  Speaker 2: Shannon show up, I want to finish the story about
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  Speaker 2: the men who want their foreskins return.
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  Speaker 1: And it is a thing.
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  Speaker 2: As much as you know I like to joke about
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  Speaker 2: these things, this is for real and it's a growing community,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, where men are not pleased. They had
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  Speaker 2: their foreskins removed obviously when they were very small kids,
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  Speaker 2: and they didn't have a choice. And the argument is
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  Speaker 2: number one, I didn't have a choice. And the other
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  Speaker 2: one is somehow it interferes with what God intended the
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  Speaker 2: body to look at. It looked like it's mutilation. Although
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  Speaker 2: that's and it's interesting because the whole concept of foreskins
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  Speaker 2: being cut off is between God and Abraham, the contract
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  Speaker 2: between God and Abraham when monotheism was declared. There is
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  Speaker 2: one God. And to prove it, I don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: To prove it, off goes the foreskin. There is an
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  Speaker 2: entire community of men, and it's growing, who are looking
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  Speaker 2: at having pardon, literally growing, yes, literally growing. And they
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  Speaker 2: even have a scorecard. It's the coverage in the index.
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  Speaker 2: Uh see one one no loose skin, see one ten,
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  Speaker 2: plenty of loose skin.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, I love this, uh and this
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  Speaker 1: is real.
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  Speaker 2: Uh see Uh well it's sometimes they call the foreskins
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  Speaker 2: the wizard's sleeve.
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  Speaker 1: Uh. And uh no they don't. They do they do
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  Speaker 1: they do? No, No, they really do. I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: It's so so it is such a good story. And
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  Speaker 2: so now I have to share with you the Moyle joke,
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  Speaker 2: because there's no way around it.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So, as you know, Moyles, the ones that do the circumcision,
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  Speaker 2: they cut the foreskin. And now you have a piece
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  Speaker 2: of the foreskin, the foreskin itself. And what do they
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  Speaker 2: do with it?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Put it in your pocket, you know, hand it out
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: as a party favor, give it back to the family.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: So two oils we're talking about that very problem. And
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: one turned to the other and said, well, let me
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: show you, and he took out a wallet, and there
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: are these little pieces of skin that were all sewn together,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: and the other oile goes, oh my god, that's one
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: of the most horrible things I've ever seen. And he said,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: let me tell you, not only does it take care
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: of what we have to do with the foreskin.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: So that takes care of that problem.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I get a great wallet out of this, and when
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: you rub it, it turns into a suitcase. Okay, thank
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: you very much much. Had to do the moil joke.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: How could I not do a moil joke? Anyway, we
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: end with that. The rest of it is real easy.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: And then this article talks about the surgery itself, and
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: it is no joke because this is not when you
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: talk about the penis and you talk about the foreskin.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: It is very difficult surgery because look look.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: What happens, right, It is in gorges with blood, and
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: it's not like your nose they could operate on. It's
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: not like other pieces of your body. I mean, it
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: is not easy to deal with.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: So they're wanting it back. I don't get it.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Hey, did you tip your boil?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. The moil jokes don't stop, do they?
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: And you put a what do you do? You put it?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Put in the ground and get a foreskin tree.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Come on, Okay, we're done, guys.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: We're done.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Neil, Neil, Okay, we're gonna stop. Coming up tomorrow, it's
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: ask candle anything at eight thirty. Gary and Shanner up next,
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  Speaker 2: and the rest of the crowd. We're all here starting
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow morning, and we won't be doing anymore oil jokes.
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  Speaker 2: It turns into a suitcase. This is KFI A six
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  Speaker 2: forty Okay codo. You can do it now.
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