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COLD CUTS: Mogey's Ancient · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Soundgarden there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: The time is 5.36. Now, while we've been swanning off overseas, Mogi,
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  Speaker 1: there's been some monumental things happening in your life since
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  Speaker 1: we've been away.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, man. I turned 50 last week. We squeezed
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  Speaker 2: as much chat out of it as you possibly could,
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  Speaker 2: old pug son and myself. Yeah, I mean, there are
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  Speaker 2: big changes, you know. It's a moment to reflect, isn't it,
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  Speaker 2: when you reach 50?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can imagine.
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  Speaker 2: I can't imagine what it would be like to sort
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  Speaker 2: of reach your mid-50s or even older. But for me personally,
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  Speaker 2: reaching my 50s, there's been an opportunity to look back
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  Speaker 2: but also I've been surprised by the physical toll that
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  Speaker 2: it's taken on me. We were in here last week
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  Speaker 2: and I was lightly bobbing my head to one of
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  Speaker 2: the many Tom Petty songs that we play when all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden I put my neck out.
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  Speaker 3: Which one was it, learning to fly? I mean, they're
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  Speaker 3: all much of a muchness. Learning to fly would be
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  Speaker 3: quite the thing.
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  Speaker 2: But when I tell you it was a gentle nod,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not joking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And just bang, out. Yes. And I screamed in pain.
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  Speaker 2: What did that sound like? I didn't just shut up
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  Speaker 2: and got on with it, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Because you're a backbone.
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  Speaker 2: Sort of thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then. Oh, yeah. And then Saturday there– oh, no, Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: It was yesterday. I woke up, got out of bed.
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  Speaker 2: We had some breakfast, the whānau and I. Then I
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  Speaker 2: went off and I was doing something. I walked back
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  Speaker 2: into the house and my wife there, she says to me,
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  Speaker 2: she says, she says, Jesus, what's going on with your eye?
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  Speaker 2: I said, what's that? She said, you've got a black eye.
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  Speaker 2: I said, no, I haven't. She said, yes, you have.
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  Speaker 2: Go and have a look. And she's right, I do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Turns out that what happened was when I was being alive–
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  Speaker 2: A blood vessel exploded underneath my eye there, and it's
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  Speaker 2: left me with what it looks like. It makes it
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  Speaker 2: look like I've been punched in the face.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got a shiner going on.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a shiner.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I thought when I first saw you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, same.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no, he's had a bit of douche douche.
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  Speaker 2: He's been given the beat. So it didn't happen. It
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  Speaker 2: didn't happen, which is a shame, Gizzy, I know, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask, did you feel it give?
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  Speaker 2: Not at all. Nothing at all? Absolutely no idea whatsoever.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: No idea. So if this is the sort of thing
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  Speaker 2: that's going to start happening, where all of a sudden
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  Speaker 2: you're just giving yourself black eyes, you're putting your neck out,
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  Speaker 2: just having a lovely time to Tom Petty. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: how bad does it get after 60, Jase?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, God. Fortunately for me, it's a long way off.
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  Speaker 3: Well, do you think maybe, like, because you turn 50
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  Speaker 3: now and you're really rocking along to some Tom Petty.
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  Speaker 3: And you put your neck out. Do you think that's
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  Speaker 3: why as you age you do switch to other stations?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that could be it.
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  Speaker 3: Like maybe it's time for you to go to like
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  Speaker 3: Coast or something.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could be right. You could be right. But
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  Speaker 2: maybe I just need to pack it up altogether because
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  Speaker 2: you also notice that older people don't tend to try
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  Speaker 2: and dance at all.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And I think that's for the best.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say you're a bit of a
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  Speaker 1: pioneer for us. going into your 50s.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, true, true, true.
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  Speaker 1: And so I am personally, on a personal level, fascinated
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  Speaker 1: by the changes that you're going through.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because we've all got that to look forward to, don't we, Keezy?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what, the main thing I'm thinking
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  Speaker 2: about is I think it's probably about time for me
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  Speaker 2: to give up the old ciggies. Oh, right. Because I
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  Speaker 2: was just thinking to myself, I think, jeez, you're mad,
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  Speaker 2: aren't you, going into your 50s, still sucking on a...
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  Speaker 2: Cigarette or vape.
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  Speaker 3: Can you imagine.
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  Speaker 2: Still vaping well into your 50s? You'd be a mad bastard.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be an idiot.
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  Speaker 2: An absolute idiot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's all good when you're in like, how
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  Speaker 3: old are you, Jase?
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  Speaker 1: Pardon?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry to hear that's all happening to you, Mike.
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  Speaker 2: It's not great, but I bet there's plenty more to come. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure. This will be the best of it.
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  Speaker 3: And the best thing for you, Jase, is I'm next
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  Speaker 3: to hit 50, and then you'll be not long after me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to come upon me very quickly, I feel.
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  Speaker 3: The baby of the group.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for Mogi's hip to go out. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Black Crows, what do you reckon?
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  Speaker 4: Sure.
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  Speaker 5: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see you both there on the Radio Hauraki Big
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  Speaker 1: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 4.25, and we're talking,
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  Speaker 1: do you wash your hands after visiting the toilet?
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  Speaker 2: That's right. This is out the back of a study
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  Speaker 2: that we've come across here that says that 27% of
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  Speaker 2: men and 19% of women admit that they don't always
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  Speaker 2: wash their hands after going for a number one.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And after a poo, the numbers are even more concerning. 13%
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  Speaker 2: of men and 10% of women said they don't always
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  Speaker 2: wash their hands. Shocking bastards. Yeah. Before handling food, this
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  Speaker 2: is a different sort of a thing, but 45% of
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  Speaker 2: men and 35% of women said they don't always wash
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  Speaker 2: their hands first. Now, when it comes to number twos,
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  Speaker 2: that's an interesting one, Jase, because we've talked about urinating
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  Speaker 2: and how urine itself is sterile. Yes. How do you
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  Speaker 2: feel about number twos and washing your hands first? After that.
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  Speaker 1: What I tend to do is after I've done a
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  Speaker 1: number two, done the two wipes, is I then urinate
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  Speaker 1: on my hands.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the best bet.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to save some.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Save some for later.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you just use the basin and the soap
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  Speaker 3: that's in front of you?
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, because as I've clearly stated, Keezy, urine is antiseptic.
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  Speaker 2: It's sterile.
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  Speaker 1: Sterile. It's the most sterile substance you can have.
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  Speaker 2: Known to man.
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  Speaker 3: Known to man.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty much.
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  Speaker 2: You know that for a fact. Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 3: Right, okay, because just saying stuff like that on the
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  Speaker 3: radio can be dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's right. What if it's not true? Well, look,
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  Speaker 2: you've got to do your own research. I'll say that.
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  Speaker 2: It's one thing the last few years have made it
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  Speaker 2: clear to me. You've got to do your own research. But, Keezy,
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  Speaker 2: what I don't think that you understand is that toilet paper,
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  Speaker 2: it looks like it's a defence against what's going on
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  Speaker 2: down there, but actually toilet paper is porous, and you're very,
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  Speaker 2: very close to the action down there, all right? So
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  Speaker 2: you've got to make sure you clean your hands with
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  Speaker 2: either A, urine, or B, Water. And I recommend using
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  Speaker 2: soap as well because a lot of people don't.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. And someone's raised a good point
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  Speaker 3: here on 3483. Actually, a few people have ticked us through.
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  Speaker 3: They wash their hands before and after going to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Because, you know, you don't want to be reaching down
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  Speaker 3: around there with dirty hands.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because it can often be filthy down there.
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  Speaker 3: 100%, Jason, your case. So obviously the way you operate,
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  Speaker 3: you would have to wee on your hands, then touch
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  Speaker 3: down there, and then clean up, and then wee on
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  Speaker 3: your hands again.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so I always save a little bit of wee
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  Speaker 1: for after I've finished weeing.
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  Speaker 2: Now, a lot of times you'll find, now this is
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  Speaker 2: interesting as well, because there's a theory out there that
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  Speaker 2: some people subscribe to, and I'll be interested to get
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  Speaker 2: your thoughts on this. That is that people wash their
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  Speaker 2: hands too much.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Because there's a lot of what they call super bugs
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  Speaker 2: out there, Jason. That is bacteria that come into contact
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  Speaker 2: with soap and disinfectants that aren't killed off by the
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  Speaker 2: soap and disinfectant but get a little bit of it,
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  Speaker 2: and then they become stronger and more resistant then to
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  Speaker 2: those disinfectants, so they become a super bug. Wow. So
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  Speaker 2: there's a way of thinking, and I don't know, you know,
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  Speaker 2: There's a way of thinking that actually you should never
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  Speaker 2: wash your hands after you've been to the toilet because
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  Speaker 2: then you will get used to the bugs and you
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  Speaker 2: will become stronger.
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  Speaker 1: You look at it too, going back in history, you've
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  Speaker 1: heard of Homo erectus.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They never had any illness or bugs or things like that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, because.
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  Speaker 3: That is a yard.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that they had a little squirty soap
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  Speaker 1: bottle in their cave?
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  Speaker 2: A little ditto.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: No, I agree.
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  Speaker 2: Even toilet paper, Jase.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: Even operating sewage systems or anything like that. And look,
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  Speaker 2: they nailed it.
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  Speaker 3: Did they ever get sick? I'd say so. Homo erectus. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: They would have gotten sick all the time. In fact,
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  Speaker 3: they would have died way easily. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: The only trouble with that theory of not washing your
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  Speaker 2: hands because of the superbugs and you want to get
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  Speaker 2: stronger is you have to deal with worms a lot more.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, but that's all G.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you, Mogi, just on that front, re
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  Speaker 1: the food, what's your approach to that? Do you wash
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  Speaker 1: your hands before handling food?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's only for kids.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, right, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's only kids do that. Well, no, it's just
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  Speaker 2: to teach them good habits.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hang on.
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  Speaker 3: So what do you do, Jase, before you prepare food?
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  Speaker 3: What do you wash your hands with?
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to know. Oh, g'day, mate.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, hi, mate, yeah.
• 8:36
  Speaker 4: Look, if you want the chance to win all our
• 8:38
  Speaker 4: on-air competitions and stuff and get amongst the live conversation,
• 8:44
  Speaker 4: tune in to the Hauraki Big Show, four to seven
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  Speaker 4: weekdays on Radio Hauraki and iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 5: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 5: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: Nirvana there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: The time is 4.39 and we're talking hidden charges, fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Has it been bugging you, Jase?
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  Speaker 1: It's been bugging me. It's been bugging me. It started
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: off last night when my wife and I discovered an
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: extra charge after hiring a car in Australia where they
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: charge us a penalty fee for using toll roads. We
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  Speaker 1: were never told about it. We were never told that
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: there was going to be a penalty fee. All we
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: were told was, you have to pay the tolls and
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  Speaker 1: we'll just take it out of your credit card.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: So a penalty would imply that you didn't pay the tolls.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And so we're penalising you, but that was the only
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  Speaker 3: way to pay the tolls.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: That's BS, man.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: I remember actually, true story, back in the day, I
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: once had an account in a bank. Can you believe that? Wow.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: And I once got a– and it was called– I
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  Speaker 1: got a fee for zero– it was a zero activity fee.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So there was just money sitting in the bank, which
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  Speaker 1: they used, and they charged me a fee for not
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  Speaker 1: using it. Outrageous.
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  Speaker 2: How much was it?
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  Speaker 1: About six bucks.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing, isn't it? And then so eventually it
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  Speaker 2: dwindles and dwindles and dwindles away until you've got nothing. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So they just take your money.
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  Speaker 1: They do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm over it.
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  Speaker 2: Bastards.
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  Speaker 3: What are we going to do about it?
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  Speaker 2: Chat about it for one more break.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I'll probably just let it go. I've
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  Speaker 1: got bigger things to worry about, to be honest.
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  Speaker 2: Have you?
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  Speaker 3: Tom Petty. So look, people are firing up on 3483,
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  Speaker 3: and they're fuming.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're fuming, and as a result, they're all in a
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  Speaker 3: draw for a $ 50 Reburger voucher. This person here is suggesting, Jase,
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  Speaker 3: that you should just calm down and go watch Samsung TV.
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  Speaker 2: Perhaps Sheena. Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 3: That nudie movie from the 80s.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen that for a while, actually. I've been scrolling, too.
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  Speaker 3: Boggs Texton, he agrees. One of the worst offenders being
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  Speaker 3: the airline companies.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: So you see a flight by the time you've added
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: all the.
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  Speaker 3: Jetstar is just... It's going the way of the UK
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  Speaker 3: discount airlines. Yeah. Where you book a seat.
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  Speaker 2: Then you need to pay for the seat belt.
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  Speaker 3: Then you pay for the seat belt, and then you've
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  Speaker 3: got to pay for the seat to be bolted into
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  Speaker 3: the plane.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: All that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm pretty sure now you have to pay to
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  Speaker 3: put your bag in the overhead locker.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Just all those things, you know? $ 100 flight becomes about $ 135.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: This is a good point. Parking machines, when they went cashless,
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  Speaker 3: you get charged a 50-cent card fee because you pay
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  Speaker 3: by card, but there's no cash slot.
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  Speaker 1: Bloody oath.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: A transaction fee.
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  Speaker 3: BS, isn't it, fellas?
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  Speaker 1: It very much is, Keezy.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: Richard tried to sign up to watch the Joseph Parker
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: fight recently here to sign up to a monthly bill,
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: and then it was almost impossible to cancel the subscription.
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  Speaker 2: I did exactly the same thing. There was a fight.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: It was a boxing fight. It might have been a
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: Tyson Fury fight. It was when I was over in
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: Aussie to see the Israel Adesanya fight. Signed up with
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: those guys, Dazen or Dazon or something like that. And
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: it was an absolute miracle that I ever managed to
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  Speaker 2: get rid of the bastard.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: I had to use AI in the end to find
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: the exit strategy. It's bullshit. Artificial insemination. That's right. Artificial insemination.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't work, but it made me feel better. Yeah, good stuff.
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: You find the exit. But 3483, let us know your thoughts, people.
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  Speaker 1: It is terrible, though. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: It's shocking, man.
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  Speaker 1: People are struggling out there.
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  Speaker 2: It is bullshit.
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  Speaker 5: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 5: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 1: Nirvana there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Wednesday evening. Fellas,
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  Speaker 1: how are we feeling about giving out a bit of advice?
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  Speaker 3: Good. Do get in touch. It's a real email address.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: If we read it on the show, you get a
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  Speaker 3: $ 50 Reburger voucher. Now, this is an interesting one, fellas,
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  Speaker 3: because it involves different ethnicities and religious backgrounds.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And a backbone is reached out with a particular conundrum.
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  Speaker 3: which I'm not aware of. So I thought it was interesting.
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  Speaker 2: G'day, fellas. You better be, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: G'day, fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Anonymous here. I've got a serious problem on my hands,
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  Speaker 3: and I think you fellas will be able to help me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm moving to Aussie soon to live with my beautiful
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  Speaker 3: Lebanese girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys have heard the word haram.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I had never heard of haram before, which is
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  Speaker 3: an Arabic term, an Arabic term meaning forbidden or prohibited.
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  Speaker 2: Prohibited, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, so it's foods that obviously her belief.
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  Speaker 1: They can't have.
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  Speaker 2: They can't have. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Basically, I commit haram two to five days a week
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  Speaker 3: by eating pork.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, pork's one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: How do I still get my pork intake without being
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: disrespectful to the culture while I'm over there? I have
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: this image in my head of myself being like, hey, babe,
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to go take the rubbish out next minute.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: I'm hunched over on the ground behind the bins like
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: Gollum chewing down some raw bacon.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: Well, there's that. You know, you've got your pork things,
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: but it's also alcohol's haram. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. You
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: can't drink that. Gambling is haram. So in Australia, where
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: all you're doing is eating meat. Sinking piss. Sinking piss
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: and gambling. On the pokies. It makes it a bit
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: of a struggle for a young fella going over there
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: from New Zealand.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did he say what age he was? He's a
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: young fella, is he?
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: He's 23, 24.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I assume, yeah. Well, it's interesting. You know, I remember
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: the only time I was a vegetarian in my life,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: which was for about a year and a half, was
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: because my girlfriend was vegetarian. You know what I mean?
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: And so I was like, okay, well, if you're going
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: to do it, I'll do it with you. It's a
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: supportive thing to do to your partner.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Well, it's like, you know, when I first met.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: With her rather than to her. Yes, yes.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: But my wife, for example, she's very, very against drugs.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. And fortunately, so am I. Yeah,
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: that's right. And on that.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Particular issue, we were very aligned.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: You're aligned, that's right. Simpatico. So what you do in
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: that situation, I would say, well, I can absolutely do that.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: And then on your way to and from work, you're
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: in the drive-thru. Yes. And you're just mowing down. Totally.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Whatever you can get your hands on.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Hi, can I please have one bacon burger?
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: A side of piss. I guess it's a tricky thing,
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: isn't it? Because you can probably go without pork. That's
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: not going to be the worst thing in the world
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: for you because you've got every other meat under the sun.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: You can live with that. The alcohol is going to
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: be a tricky one.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: That's real tricky.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Just as a sidebar, Mogi, with the alcohol, because I
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: don't know if you know this, I just went to Australia.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: They've got piss in petrol stations. They've got drive-through piss stops.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: It was just everywhere.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: That is crazy.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's bloody handy. And then the other thing
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: that's interesting up in Queensland is you have to pay
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: extra if you want your beers cold.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, out of the chiller, right. Out of the chiller
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: because they turn over the beer so quickly that they
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: will charge you extra if you want it cold now.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: And I suppose if it's so hot over there as well,
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: it'd cost a fortune to keep everything cold.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: That's right, mate.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I was just literally blown away when I put the
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: petrol in the car, went to pay, and there's just
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: booze everywhere.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: So you were literally blown away.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: This is a weird combination. A petrol station with booze.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: And then you flew away.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: And then I flew away, yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: The other thing that you can't do, of course, is thieving.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: No thieving. Yeah, right, okay. So that'd be you, Jase. Yeah,
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: I'd be.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Can you have a go at yourself?
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I'd imagine so.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 16:52
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