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Weird Dating Bios · Podcast - Big 98.7

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  You know, if you've ever been like in the dating scene, you know,
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  in your heart of hearts, you know there are things about you that
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  aren't they're not all great, right, we can all admit there's something weird
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  about us makes us unique, but you don't want to share it right away.
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  You want to ease them into the weirdness. But there are people out
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  there, Amanda, who will just in their dating bio include weird things.
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  I kind of like that because it'll get your attention, and you know it's
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  like, hey, this is the worst to me. That means you'll probably
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  like the best of me. I found a list of the weirdest dating bios
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  people have seen online. Okay, and you want to hear something because first
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  one starts like this quote, I'm annoying, will always be fighting. I'll
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  say I hate you, but you'll always come crawling back. That's pretty fun,
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  all right. I don't doubt that you know what I mean, Like
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  I don't. That's a thing that happens often. Yeah, but just to
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  come out and say it very transparent, but you know it might pique your
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  interest because what's going to make me want to come crawling back? What is
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  it about you? You? Have to take me on a date to find
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  out. How about this weird dating bile. Let me be your next big
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  mistake. I'm definitely not the one, but I promise you'll still be thinking
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  about me long after that one doesn't hit. That sounds like a one night
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  deal. Yeah, exactly, And if that's what you're there for, great,
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  I guess maybe it's fantastic. This one says somebody found a profile picture
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  that the guy had a picture of his daughter who had a tube up her
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  nose and looked really ill. So obviously sick daughter. Horrible, But is
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  your dating profile pick? I mean, I guess you're just being very honest,
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  like, hey, this is this is my life. This is probably
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  the number one person in my life and you need to know that going into
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  it. I admire this. I admire it you do. So people are
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  swiping, They're just swiping their dudes. You're gonna go, Wow, you're
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  a great dad or you're a dad. That's just bizarre. Just a second
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  picture, we can admit it's bizarre without being and sensitive to the ill child.
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  Is he in the picture or is it just the chilnds? Like it's
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  just a zoom up of her in the hospital bed. Like in your bio,
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  maybe say, you know dad of so and so who is ill?
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  Love her very much. Here's a picture of me. Somebody to appreciate a
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  picture of him exactly? Who's gonna just blindly swipe on this ill child guessing
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  that dad is maybe attractive? Hard to say, got a good heart?
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  Hard to say this one. You'll appreciate this. This weird dating bio says,
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  simply looking to lick feet? No pass But again, no, you
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  know that this is what you like. And instead of them finding out like
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  three dates in yeah, no, that would that would be a deal breaker
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  for me. Yeah, oh gosh, would you let me ask you this?
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  Would you because you're very anti feet? Yes, we get that,
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  But would you rather lick feet? Or would you rather have somebody lick your
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  feet? Of course somebody could lick my feet. I'm not licking your foot.
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  Not a chance I would vomit. Is it really that bad? Oh,
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  it's just skin. It's a little tougher than most skin. But that's
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  not even that. Uh no, gross, stop, we don't even move.
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  We'll move on from that. Another weird dating bio. This is what
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  the person A woman said, this my reproductive organs are intact. Okay,
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  my hygiene well maintained. And yet I've been unable to find a suitable marriage
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  partner, at least one I'm not related to. So that's a silly that's
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  a you're being a silly goose. That's good at least cousin Joe swiping right.
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  I guess that makes the thing that she actually found somebody that was a
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  family member that she was into. It got her. Now I have questions.
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  Here's one. Uh, somebody in their dating bio just said requirements must
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  not have slept with over five men. Hmm okay, how would you feel
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  about that? Yeah? How would you? Jeeze? That's an extreme lady,
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  how would you feel? Yeah? Five? Geez? Whoa save it
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  for your husband? How'd you feel about that? Yeah? That's how I
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  feel. And the weirdest dating bio is finally somebody put the most alpha male
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  on the planet. Now that gets you going no easy on the Royd's bud.
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  I guess, yeah, that's but that's not gonna. I mean,
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  the truth is, we're all we're all weird in certain ways, but you
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  don't put it in your dating bio. So what would you say? Man?
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  If you had to give a very honest dating bio about yourself, what's
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  the weirdest thing you would have to include? So I went a totally different
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  direction with this in my head. But the weirdest thing that I do that
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  I cannot help is every time I walk by a mirror, look in a
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  mirror. I always do duclips. This is ever since I was a little
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  kid. It's impossible for me to do. You're obsessed with yourself. That's
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  fine, maybe that maybe that'd be my bio. Look, but it's impossible.
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  If your bio should say looking for someone like me, but a male
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  looking for me in male form, that's weird. I don't. I don't
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  want me in male form. Love you, That's not true. In the
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  mirror, it's it's just like an instant, like if I put mascara on
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  my lips. Good, I've seen it. I've seen it many times.
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  It's the most bizarre thing. And I try, I physically try to not
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  do it, and I I almost can't. I have to think so hard
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  about it. I would say the weirdest if I had to put the weird
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  thing about me in the dating bio, like definitely would just be more open
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  about the food situation. You know, me eating like very eating shrimp tails,
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  chewing on steak bones like I'm a dog, because would like you eat
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  like a dog and d a w G just prepared for like like buffet man,
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  would you be very honest about the fact, like you attack a Chinese
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  buffet. One we're gonna be eating Chinese buffets every Sunday, and two you're
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  going to be disgusted about the size of the plate. I load up and
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  still eat. Is that weird or is that sort of a sort of It
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  depends, you know, if I'm if I'm hungover swiping and I see that
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  a guy wants to go to a Chinese buffet, I'm swiping right in the
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  morning, big nutty eight point seven. I'm not sure how to feel about
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  this, So I'd like you to tell me how to feel, if you
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  don't mind him. Donnie Wahlberg, you know, you know Donnie? Oh
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  yeah? Was he the middle Wallberg? The young one? I don't know.
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  He's new kids on the right. So he's dating Jenny McCarthy. I
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  get married an' yeah, they're they're dating so hard they're married. And so
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  he was just getting the facts straight here he's on the Drew Barrymore show.
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  She was the one from E T The Little Girl, and he's talking about
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  his marriage with Jenny McCarthy and obviously they both have their own ventures. They're
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  doing their own thing. So a lot of nights apart. And this is
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  what he said, they do when they're sleeping apart. We now have the
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  luxury of being able to sleep together when we're apart. So whoever's going to
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  sleep first just calls the other one. We spend the whole night together when
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  we're not together. And look, that's not that we're insecure or that we
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  need to do this. We love to do it. Oh, I get
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  not vibes. I love my worst person making me think technology is a good
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  thing. Great, It's like, why not, right, why not?
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  We're we're going to miss each other. Why wake up saying oh my god,
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  I missed you. I woke up at three in the morning. I
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  tell her, if you wake up at three in the morning, can't sleep,
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  just tap me on the shoulder through the phone and I'll wake up and
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  and we'll be awake together. So what do you think is it literally facetiming
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  each other for the entire night? Is this adorable, like Drew Barrymore seemed
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  to think so, or is it like, Okay, I just want to
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  see that you're sleeping alone. I'm not getting positive vibes, negative vibes.
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  I'm getting uncomfortable vibes, like it's just sleeping next to a phone, Like
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  I just want I just want to hear you snore, honey, I just
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  want to roll over and here you go. Okay, it's not creepy.
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  I mean they're married, you know, I know. I just it's either
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  totally really healthy to have a little time apart. That's when you really you
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  know, they say absence makes the heart girl fonder. In my mind,
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  and I'm trying not to generalize because I'm sure they're happy, they're in love.
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  I'm thinking Singled Out Jenny McCarthy back in the day and him just being
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  insecure because she's just a wild and crazy person. He says, I didn't
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  watch Singled Out. You didn't on MTV? Oh dare I know? Oh
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  my gosh, that was classic one of my like late nineties, early nineties.
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  Actually I wasn't allowed to watch it then anyway. Well that you know,
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  I lean that way too. I think I think You're probably right because,
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  for instance, and like if Nick is deer hunting you, you FaceTime
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  before bed, and a lot of times it's mainly because of the kids.
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  I'm good with you. Go and do your thing, shoot a text,
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  good night, love you. I'll wake up in the middle of the night,
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  and both of us do. If it's gone. If he's gone for
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  a couple days, said like that, Oh, you know, I really
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  miss you. It was weird not having you. Do you have those conversations?
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  Yeah, I just can't imagine him being there the whole time, I
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  know. And if you're sleeping alone, like there's certain things you do that
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  like I don't want to be waking you up because you know, God,
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  if I have a hotel room to myself, I'm letting it rip. Okay,
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  it's gonna say, I mean, my god, it's gonna sound like
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  those trumpeters when the King arrives Amanda in the morning and now Amanda stills the
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  sea looks see Bronzy by part Company Realtors. All right. Meila Kunas confirmed
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  that she and Ashton Kutcher will not return for season two of that nineties show.
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  I saw that and went, oh my gosh, I missed it,
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  did they not? I didn't watch a single episode. A lot of promotion
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  around it right away, there was a lot of height, but I forgot
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  it and it happened. You know. It's just like all these reboots,
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  they're not really for us. It's like for a new generation, you know.
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  So I guess so they said that they weren't going to be doing it
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  though, kind of an underlying thing that we also forgot about the Danny masters
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  in Black backlash. Remember they wrote letters in support of Danny Masterson. They've
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  been keeping a low profile ever since. She did say, I mean,
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  we did our thing, and they introduced our son to the show. We
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  introduced our son to the show, and that was enough for us. So
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  it was their son. He was like the main character and he goes to
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  live with Red and Kitty. Maybe I should watch it. That was such
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  a great show. It really was. You think they'll keep doing them like
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  two thousand show and then after that, what do you say, ten twenties.
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  I guess we're in the roar end twenty That is gonna be so weird.
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  Oh. Jerry Seinfeld looks back at the end of Seinfeld with mixed emotions.
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  Did you see this interview, I thought you would enjoy this, Pike.
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  He admitted that the ending was a little I mean, he kind of
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  bothered him a little bit. Now, I think what bother him was probably
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  more people's reaction. You know, people hate it on it so much.
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  I think it's fine. It's a good finale for a sitcom. So that
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  was hissing. He said it wasn't quite satisfying, but he doesn't dwell on
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  it too much. He doesn't believe in a regress. Yeah, has there
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  ever been a finale that you were like, yeah, that ended? That
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  ended so good, because you always want more if it's something that you love.
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  All right, people are so critical of them. I'm never never that
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  way. Like to me, it's just however you chose to end it.
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  It's your show. You're writing it, like Game of Thrones for example.
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  You know people ripped that final season, final episode so much. I'm just
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  like, I don't know, just it's good enough for me. It was
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  a good show. It's a good ending. What about you, what's the
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  worst finale you've seen. I'm trying to remember what show I actually saw through.
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  You just have a commitment issue. Seriously, by the time I get
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  to like like shameless, I was all in and then all this su it
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  just it got to like season six seven, and you're like, Okay,
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  Gallagher, I'm over it. I know, I got real. Just start
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  getting to that place where I'm like, but that did You didn't watch the
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  finale? Uh huh? Oh? Interesting? Should I know? That?
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  Is it worth a watch? It is? You get a little emotional.
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  Oh, I'm sure that whole show was a roller coaster of emotions. I
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  mean, you never get too sad, but you know, I'll say,
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  somebody dies at the end spoiler. Yeah, yeah, maybe go watch it.
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  Okay, could be all right. Kim Kardashian says she is over the
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  Taylor drama. Those close to we're saying that she thinks Taite should move on.
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  She doesn't get why Taylor keeps harping on it. It's been literally years,
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  Kim says. Meanwhile, she's got her people. She just reports it
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  to and then they say so it's never basically said here, this is what
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  we're gonna put out into the atmosphere. Somebody pick it up. Meanwhile,
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  Kim posted a photo of Carly Klass on her Instagram stories. You're probably thinking,
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  who cares. What was a close friend of Taylor Swift. They had
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  a falling out, So throwing some shade even though she's trying to act like
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  she's taken the high road. You didn't have to post. It's the right
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  thing to say. It makes Taylor look silly if all you do is be
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  like, I've moved on years ago, what is she still talking about it?
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  Jeez, Taylor, are you obsessed with me or what? Yep?
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  That's uh kind of the only way to handle it. Well, for sure.
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  The Kardashian playbook, Yeah, I wish you would have written like a
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  rebuttal, like a come out with her own song bashing Tailor. It would
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  didn't Kim come out with a song. I'm sure she was like rapping on
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  something or there was something else. The Hill had a really good song out
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  there, actually, so you know, possibly so Kim Kardashian. By the
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  way, she was on Jimmy Kimmel the other night and she said life is
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  good. She did not talk about the Tailor drama, but she was admitting
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  to some wearily weird things that have been revealed about her, and Jimmy was
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  like, is this really true? She says, yeah, she blow drives
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  her jewelry before she puts it on because she doesn't like cold metal. She
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  also has an assistant who takes the cardboard off of your coffee cup because she
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  can't stand the sound of a cardboard being pulled off of a coffee cup.
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  She said, it is like nails on a chalkboard to her. Okay,
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  and Jimmy, Kim, do you have an assistant just for that? Probably
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  putting the blow drying the jewelry though, it's kind of like when you throw
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  your pants in the dryer before you put on all that nice but you don't
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  want a too hot Then when you button him up, that little piece of
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  metal on the button that can burn your tummy pretty good. Yeah, Amanda
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  in the morning on sign, this is just probably the worst condition anybody could
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  ever have. A man has been acquitted on drunk driving charges, which you
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  don't see that often. It's pretty cut and dry, right, you bleue
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  over the percentage of blood alcohol content and that's a wrap. Yeah, ten
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  thousand bucks whatever, Well not. This guy is a very special case.
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  A Belgian man was arrested for drunk driving after he blew over the limit.
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  However, it was not known at the time to the police officer that the
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  man suffers from a rare condition called auto brewery syndrome. What the heck is
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  that otto brewery? I mean, it sounds like it has something to do
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  with a brewery. Well, in a way, his body is a brewery
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  because the man generates alcohol without actually consuming alcohol, stopping the same alcohol used
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  in the beverages like hops and stuff like. He's an actual internal brewery.
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  So inside of him there is alcohol, now, nothing he put inside of
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  himself. But patients with this rare auto brewery syndrome have symptoms consistent with alcohol
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  intoxication, such as slurred speech, oh yeah, stumbling, sure, a
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  couple of classics like loss of motor function, dizziness, and my favorite,
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  belching, all the telltale signs of a drunk. Yeah. So imagine if
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  you're the police officer, you've heard it all right forever, of course,
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  and this guy's trying to explain to you that he has a rare condition.
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  Yeah. Meanwhile, everybody's like, hang on, how do you attest for
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  this? Can I say I've got auto brewery? Well that's not enough.
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  They literally had to go to court and they had three medical specialists testify that
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  this is actually a thing. Oh man, So after all of that he's
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  been acquitted. What a weird And I wonder if does that give him like
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  the effects of essentially like an alcohol Like is his body deteriorating because he's in
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  the body like in the body's eyes, he's just been drinking for years.
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  It's very interesting to see how you would offset that, like if there would
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  be anything you could do right, And if you do want to drink,
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  is it double? Are you a double drunk? Now? Yeah? I
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  feel like you're probably just so a walking buzz. Yeah, that's probably a
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  good time at least. I don't I don't know. I don't think i'd
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  like that being drunk all the time. Some people really enjoy I don't know.
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  What's the weirdest you ever see? These weird rare conditions? The one
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  that sticks with me. I think I saw one show when I was the
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  kid. Somebody who had the hiccups and could not stop hiccuping. Have you
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  seen I think it's probably the one guy like went his whole life years hit
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  with the hiccups. Yeah, that would be up there with like continuously sneezing
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  or if they're you know, any of those things. Would you rather have
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  the hiccups or be drunk all the time? I guess give me Auto brewery.
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  Now here's what you need to know. Well, the Senate has sent
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  the Foreign eight package at the President's desk. This of course includes the TikTok
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  ban. It gives TikTok's parents company, that is, Byte Dance, nine
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  months to sell the social media app or see it banned in the US.
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  So TikTok's I'm just gonna go away immediately. Because we do know President Biden
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  already said he's going to sign this. He could extend the deadline for another
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  three months, giving byte Dance a year to sell TikTok. A sale might
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  take longer than that, probably not likely. US users only make up about
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  two percent of the app's users. In TikTok has said that they will fight
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  the law in court once it's signed. That process could end up taking years.
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  I'm still so confused, and maybe if I did any research at all,
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  I could find the answers. But is it because it's a Chinese company,
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  Yeah, so they're basically intellectual property, stealing identity is going through that
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  kind of stuff. Like so if we're only two percent of the users and
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  what they're just going to probably not sell it right? Why would they sell
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  over the two percent that we make up? These are questions I have personally,
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  but I'm sort of a deep thinker. So we really appreciate these deep
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  thoughts from you, Pike, We really do. Had anybody considered that downtown
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  restaurants Sushi Burrita listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace? Did you see this yesterday?
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  No? I was on Facebook Marketplace too, but I was looking for
• 18:12
  used iPads, not sushi burta restaurant, not full on restaurants. They say
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  it's a great turnkey restaurant in the heart of downtown with an existing clientele.
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  Everything is still in place to take over. Everything is in place to take
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  over, so that would be like the recipes they provide all of their menu.
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  They said that they will train whoever wants to purchase it. Contact anybody
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  who's interesting. Is gonna get like the book contact them if anybody's interested,
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  they have like their bookkeeping that they're going to give you. Well, that's
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  how buying a business works, you know that you buy all of that.
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  Just interesting to put it on marketplace. It is. I wonder how many
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  is this still available messages they're getting just probably one after the other yes,
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  or maybe they put in the listing, will not respond to is this still
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  available? I don't know why people get to worked up about that. Yeah,
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  I guess I would want I would want to know. I mean,
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  what else, because then what else he's supposed to ask. He's supposed to
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  like be assume it's available, because I did that yesterday and a guy finally
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  responded, sorry, it's not available. So the one or two times that
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  I've done anything on Facebook, when I'm either asking a question or I like
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  inquiring about something, or I'm trying to sell something, I just delede it
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  deleted immediately. I don't put sold because it's like now it's just gone.
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  Yeah, it's a respectful thing to do because I got excited for a moment
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  that I would have this great deal but nope, it's not available, and
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  something I'm like a weird like clutter person. So even if it's like still
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  lingering and it says it's sold, just delete it, Like what is the
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  point? Somebody did tell me? Though? That way people can look and
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  say, oh, you're a legit person. You've sold things in the pass.
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  It kind of build your marketplace resume. It's this. I did buy
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  an iPad a couple of weeks ago. Met a guy at a gas station
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  and he was very adamant on me leading a review because yes, yeah,
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  you gotta have a good track record. I guess did it? I mean,
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  listen, it's it's eight out there. You gotta be careful when it
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  comes to the Facebook marketplace dealings. Oh, absolutely, all right, Caitlyn
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  Clark, she did sign a deal with Nike. It is eight years and
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  she did get twenty eight million dollars. That a girl, What did you
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  just say? Were you? What are you doing? You're just hanging out
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  on your phone? Did somebody message you it on? I got a text?
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  I got a text? Text? Yeah, I'm sorry. Would you
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  like to share? What would you like to share with the class? No?
• 20:26
  Actually, somebody is offering to buy my ladder, and so I'm doing
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  a little wheeling and dealing. Wait a minute, you have a ladder.
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  You have a ladder, man, I'm a thirty three year old man.
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  But where do you have it stored? Right now? In or Old in
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  Florida. It's oh, nonetheless, it's an available ladder. So if anybody
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  needs a step ladder. It's really and good, barely used. I think
• 20:42
  I hung a light fixture with it once. I'm sorry that I asked you
• 20:45
  to share with the class. Do you remember ever getting busted in school?
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  What are you? What are you writing about? What are you whispering about?
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  The most horrific thing that ever happened to me is I was passing a
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  note back and forth with a lady when very young, and the teacher confiscated
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  it and read it out loud. Oh, no, humiliating? What was
• 21:03
  in it? Sure? Going? Yeah? Homework instead? Jack? Yes
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  or no? If you want to go around at the on that we don't
• 21:10
  have tires, We don't have time to get in all right, what's going
• 21:14
  on at DGF Junior High? Weather today is going to be beautiful. Get
• 21:18
  out and enjoy nothing but sunshine, no wind and a height of sixty six,
• 21:22
  like get a manda in the morning. Come on, get up on
• 21:25
  big. What age would you say is officially old age? They did a
• 21:30
  whole study, okay, determine what the actual old age? When does that
• 21:33
  really begin? Where are you at on this? Well, it's just interesting
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  because, as this study revealed, obviously, depending on what age you are
• 21:41
  changes what you think is old? Oh yeah, like if you would ask
• 21:44
  me twenty years ago to be like fifty ninety or thirty, like the thought
• 21:48
  of being thirty when you're twenty one, dear god, and then now is
• 21:52
  a thirty three year old. I'm like, okay, well, actually you
• 21:53
  must still feel okay. So my guide is always So I have my stepdad,
• 21:57
  Lance Pants, who's older than you, yes, and older than you
• 22:03
  would assume. So as he's getting older, I'm like, oh my gosh,
• 22:07
  how old would you assume he is? So Like for me, he
• 22:08
  always feels like he's just like sixty, just stuck, stuck at sixty.
• 22:12
  But he's getting older. So it's like I feel like I keep again,
• 22:15
  keep like adding that to the labe. It seems like every year he adds
• 22:18
  another year. Dude, age crazy how that happens? Interesting? But they
• 22:22
  know they determined the age is seventy five that old age officially sets in.
• 22:27
  Obviously it varies depends on the person, but seventy five, because you know,
• 22:30
  life expectancy is going up, that's good news. You know what's retirement?
• 22:36
  Oh, sixty five I think is when you get your Social security right,
• 22:38
  I don't I feel like it, or like sixty six. I just
• 22:41
  feel like people again, shocker, aren't retiring as young either. No,
• 22:47
  they're trying to work a lot longer, or some people have it lucky and
• 22:52
  they're retiring sooner than that. But youoner like, you know, if you're
• 22:53
  like a public sector worker, you know, you get like a pension.
• 22:56
  I think you retire earlier and YadA YadA, but you know that's obviously well
• 23:00
  earned if you're working for the post office or whatever it may be. Yeah.
• 23:07
  Funny though, I just remember being going out to the bars when you're
• 23:10
  like twenty one, and you're downtown of course because you know you're young,
• 23:12
  and then you're seeing like twenty five year olds at the bar, and you
• 23:15
  just remember thinking like, what a sad life, How sad that that twenty
• 23:19
  five year old senior citizen is downtown at our bar. I don't remember that.
• 23:25
  I don't remember ever having those moments. Yeah, I think I've tried
• 23:30
  you, because so many times in my life I think you're too old for
• 23:33
  something, and then years go by and you look back and you're like,
• 23:34
  geez, what I you know, I wasn't at all. I remember thinking
• 23:37
  Amanda at one point in my life, I thought I was too old to
• 23:41
  learn how to play guitar, and look at what you didn't imagine. If
• 23:44
  I would have just stuck to that line of thinking, I thought, no
• 23:47
  way. If I start now, I could be in a band by the
• 23:49
  time I'm forty. There would be no low in standards if it wasn't for
• 23:52
  you picking up that gee time. I one day went to Margarite's music and
• 23:56
  morehead Rest in Peace, got who's the guitar? And look at us now?
• 24:00
  Man that look at us? Go yeah. I think a lot of
• 24:03
  times when like girlfriends and I get together, it's like, oh, my
• 24:07
  gosh, how old were our parents and where we were at when we were
• 24:11
  their age? You know how old? Well you see photos from back in
• 24:14
  the day and how different people looked. I get, let's say, thirty
• 24:17
  five years old, a thirty five year old today versus a thirty five year
• 24:19
  old in like the eighties. They look like once she hit thirty, you
• 24:22
  just turned into a grandma. You know, you just you get the hair
• 24:25
  cut, wear. It's definitely the hairstyle, but and then the big glasses.
• 24:30
  It's just like, oh, that's a thirty year old. So is
• 24:32
  that gonna happen to us now, like is Sidney Luay, I'm gonna be
• 24:36
  like, oh my gosh, my mom. Or she's gonna look back and
• 24:40
  she's like wow. She wore cheetah print from the time she was born until
• 24:45
  she died and Amanda in the morning on sage seven. The internet is torn
• 24:52
  on this kid's situation. Eighteen year old kid wrote online about a predicament he
• 24:56
  found himself in when he was getting off of work real late, so eighteen
• 24:59
  years old. Imagine like when you're a teen, you're getting off you know,
• 25:00
  your RB shift whatever. A couple of his coworkers needed a ride,
• 25:04
  okay, so he agreed to give him a ride. And they're about,
• 25:07
  you know, five minute drive, so no big deal. But it's about
• 25:11
  a twenty minute walk and it was pretty chilly, like thirty forty degrees okay.
• 25:15
  So they get in the car, this eighteen year old kid and his
• 25:18
  two coworkers, and he said that he was waiting to hear the click of
• 25:22
  the seat belts because he's a seat belt guy. And when he didn't hear
• 25:26
  it, he said, oh, can you guys buckle up before we leave?
• 25:30
  And there was just silence and then one of them finally said, oh
• 25:33
  you're you're serious. He said, yeah, yeah, I'm not leaving until
• 25:38
  you guys are buckled up. Good for this kid, nice seat belt advocate.
• 25:42
  Right, So he said, you know, if we get pulled over,
• 25:45
  I don't want there to be a ticket, and obviously I don't want
• 25:48
  anybody to get hurt. And after they gave him some more hassle, he
• 25:51
  just finally said, all right, fine, get out. So the kids
• 25:53
  just got out and had to walk twenty minutes in thirty degree weather on them.
• 26:00
  I mean, you think so right, one hundred percent? I mean,
• 26:03
  what insane? And we all know people and maybe you're one of them
• 26:07
  who's just driving right now without your seat belt. That's your own choice.
• 26:08
  But you know, other people made good points like if you're in the back
• 26:11
  seat of my car when I'm driving, if you're not buckled up, like,
• 26:15
  yeah, you're risking your life. But also, you got one hundred
• 26:18
  and eighty pounds or however much your way of a projectile in my car.
• 26:22
  Now, if we can do an accident, you know what I mean,
• 26:25
  Oh totally could hurt you could hurt somebody else. I will admit if I
• 26:29
  am in the back seat of a car, I struggle sometimes, like putting
• 26:33
  a seat belt on just very odd. Why would you not do that?
• 26:37
  I don't. I don't know, Like depending on what kind of vehicle it
• 26:40
  is. If it's bucket seats, yeah easy, just toss it on.
• 26:42
  But sometimes if you're like in that and it's very rare that I'd be in
• 26:47
  like the very back of our vehicle, yeah, but just to like find
• 26:49
  the seat belt, because I don't know, it's a very different situation,
• 26:53
  like struggling, like literally struggling to get the buckle. Yeah. I mean,
• 26:57
  if you're all like you've ever been amed in three deep, this is
• 27:00
  what I'm saying. You gotta like, oh, you got to reach under
• 27:03
  somebody's rear and get digging around like, oh wait, that's yours, that's
• 27:07
  your buckle. Hang on. So that situation I have passed on. I
• 27:11
  will be one hundred percent honest on that. But in your vehicle, it's
• 27:15
  like within instantly you just put on your seatbelt. Well, some people don't.
• 27:19
  A lot of people don't, especially back in the day. I remember
• 27:22
  it like growing that was before that. Yeah, over and over seen.
• 27:27
  Some people go to the length of like buckling it behind them. No,
• 27:32
  yeah, literally buckling the seatbelt and then like sitting on top of it so
• 27:36
  it doesn't beep. But it's just like, yeah, what I get,
• 27:38
  they're not the most comfortable thing. But it doesn't even fail me anymore.
• 27:42
  It really just doesn't. Right. I will say, I'm not trying to
• 27:45
  sound like, you know, holier than now. You can say a lot
• 27:48
  of bad things about me, but one you can't say is that I don't
• 27:51
  wear my seatbelt. Yeah. I mean I also grew up in the time
• 27:53
  where I would ride in the back of my dad's truck bed. Yeah,
• 27:56
  going places on the highway. I mean that was just a time to be
• 28:00
  alive. And I would get so annoyed because my parents made me buckle up,
• 28:03
  and I remember it would be like a treat. I'd be like,
• 28:06
  do I have to buckle up? Like if we're not going very far,
• 28:07
  and it would be just a nice little treat. Did not have to wear
• 28:11
  my seatbelts. So we did this one time where the kids, like around
• 28:15
  the lake. We just let them because it was basically like not even half
• 28:22
  a block, so they were able to not be in their car seats and
• 28:25
  we're like a ninety acts, so that it's happened within a while the home
• 28:30
  and still to this day, I will never forget Sydney. It was her
• 28:33
  two year appointment at the doctor's office and they were like, hey, okay,
• 28:37
  and you're sitting your seatbelt or you sit in your car seat, and
• 28:40
  she goes, well, one time I got to ride dirty. Oh no,
• 28:44
  so she even said ride dirty. That's always it was. That's what
• 28:47
  you told them they were doing. Now, kids, so you know what
• 28:49
  this is. Yeah, you are as cha millionaire once set. I believe
• 28:55
  I did dirty. My husband I don't remember, but yeah. So now
• 28:57
  they think it's like, oh, can we ride dirty. It's like,
• 29:00
  nope, you can't. That's not an option. You gotta get in your
• 29:03
  seatbelts right now. Listen, everybody rides dirty every once in a while,
• 29:10
  maybe not at two years old. But I'm proud of this kid, I
• 29:12
  really am this. It's your vehicle. You are the one who would get
• 29:17
  the fine. You're not getting the fine for not wearing their seatbelts. Everybody
• 29:21
  has their own rules in their car. Don't touch the stereo, no tooting
• 29:26
  and release, roll the windows down, no touting,