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Hour 2 - From Indiana Jones to Grandpa Simpson · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: How do you do? It's our number two, our number two. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what's crazier on the Ben Mathers Show The Colts being
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  Speaker 1: interested in quarterback Philip Rivers or the fact that he
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  Speaker 1: didn't immediately say no to the Indianapolis Colts who called
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  Speaker 1: him up and said, Hey, how would you like to
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  Speaker 1: play quarterback again in Indy? He's been retired for five years. Also,
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  Speaker 1: forty nine Ers wide receiver Juwan Jennings says he didn't
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  Speaker 1: say anything all that bad to the Browns even though
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  Speaker 1: they called him a hoe. How do you break down
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  Speaker 1: this one and any wisdom for the New York Jets
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  Speaker 1: and their amazing streak of futility. They've now missed the
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  Speaker 1: playoffs as a franchise fifteen years in a row, despite
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  Speaker 1: having nine top ten picks in that stretch of time,
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  Speaker 1: they still continue to miss the Plus we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: all that and more right now here, it is our
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  Speaker 1: number two from Indiana Jones to Grandpa Simpson. Huh well, come,
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  Speaker 1: this hour, still talk about the Monday night game as
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  Speaker 1: the Chargers up in the Philadelphia Eagles at SOFI Stadium.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of angry birds, the Eagle fan base not
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  Speaker 1: happy there. The Eagles go down and they go down
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  Speaker 1: hard in overtime game. They should have lost in regulation,
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  Speaker 1: but they ended up playing a little extra time there
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  Speaker 1: in the overtime. But our lead this hour, all right,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to Indianapolis. That is the lead story. And
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  Speaker 1: a hum Edinger. What a Homedinger. So with Daniel Jones
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  Speaker 1: out for the year, snapcrackle pop, and Riley Leonard listed
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  Speaker 1: his week to week the old Golden domer Riley Leonard
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  Speaker 1: who has a strained knee ligament. Oh my aching knee.
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  Speaker 1: So the Colts are scheduled later on on Tuesday to
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  Speaker 1: work out Philip Rivers yes, that Fillhilip Rivers, not his kid,
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  Speaker 1: the same Philip Rivers, yep, the charger Colt guy, Yep,
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  Speaker 1: that guy. And the state sponsored the NFL and networked
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  Speaker 1: a prob the news service of the NFL informing us
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  Speaker 1: that the workout is scheduled. Now, if you didn't hear
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  Speaker 1: about this, maybe not will it will coincide? It's it's
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  Speaker 1: Philip Rivers' birthday week this week, So happy birthday, Philip
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  Speaker 1: forty four years young, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. He last
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  Speaker 1: played an NFL game during the pandemic season of twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty was the last time he played. And the Colts
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  Speaker 1: are going to work out Philip Rivers. So they need help.
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  Speaker 1: And so the Colts will work out Rivers. See what
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  Speaker 1: type of shape he's in. Maginevy shows up and he
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  Speaker 1: looks like a sumo wrestler. It likely won't sign him,
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  Speaker 1: but by all accounts, Rivers is in pretty good shape.
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  Speaker 1: There So the former quarterback who is now a grandfather,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, he's a grandfather, Philip Rivers, and he has
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  Speaker 1: to figure out whether or not he wants to play
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL or not. For now, he is clearly
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  Speaker 1: considering and contemplating playing quarterback in Indianapolis as he's willing
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  Speaker 1: to fly from his native land in Alabama and go
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  Speaker 1: to Indy to hang out with the Colts and have
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  Speaker 1: a nice meet and greet, a nice luncheon and all that.
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  Speaker 1: So that is a good jumping off point. Let us
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  Speaker 1: discuss the question what is crazier the fact that the
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  Speaker 1: Colts are interested in Philip Rivers or the fact that
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  Speaker 1: Philip Rivers is considering this and it didn't immediately say no,
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  Speaker 1: What is the more ridonculous part of this story? So
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  Speaker 1: I've got family business, gold bar and turkey vultures, and
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  Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together and we
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  Speaker 1: are going to make delicious Saint Elmo's Surf and Turf,
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  Speaker 1: which we had famous dinner there years ago. Is doing
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  Speaker 1: some radio stuff in Indy. We had to meal at
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  Speaker 1: Saint Elmos. It's really a right if you're in the
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  Speaker 1: media to go to Saint Elmo's in Indianapolis and and
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  Speaker 1: order the most expensive thing on the menu and just
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  Speaker 1: have your your company pay for it. That's the way
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  Speaker 1: to do it. So number one, let me just start
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  Speaker 1: with the fact. I know the fact that the Indianapolis
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  Speaker 1: Colts are so desperate, they're so horny for a quarterback
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  Speaker 1: that they're rummaging through the attic at their facility and
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  Speaker 1: they're opening up these dust covered boxes. And they came
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  Speaker 1: across an old Philip Rivers jersey and said, okay, I'll
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  Speaker 1: have I'll have an epiphany. Why don't we call Philip
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  Speaker 1: Rivers and see if he wants to play. He last
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  Speaker 1: played when TikTok was still a toddler. Philip Rivers, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And now he's a forty four year old grandpa coaching.
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  Speaker 1: At last I heard he was coaching high school football
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  Speaker 1: in Alabama. And so the arrow on this one, the
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  Speaker 1: arrow on this one is pointing squarely at the Colts,
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  Speaker 1: squarely at the Colts. That's just the way it is.
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  Speaker 1: And what are the horseshoes thinking, even if Rivers comes
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  Speaker 1: in and does okay? Right, even if he were to
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  Speaker 1: do okay, the risk factor at forty four years old,
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  Speaker 1: not being in the NFL shape there is next level, right,
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  Speaker 1: It's next level. So this franchise has yet again, this
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  Speaker 1: is what the culture. This is what the culture. The
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  Speaker 1: Colts have entered the wack A Doodle twilight zone. Wack
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  Speaker 1: a doodle do is what they do. And you thought that,
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  Speaker 1: Jimmers said, when he crossed the pearly gates and left
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  Speaker 1: this mortal coil, you thought, well, that's it. The Cults
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  Speaker 1: are gonna be like every other NFL team. They're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna do these wack a doodle things anymore, because Jim
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  Speaker 1: Mersay would be on a bender and he'd do these
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  Speaker 1: crazy things. So he had issues. Surprise, surprise, surprise, because hey,
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  Speaker 1: he might no longer be with us, Jim irsay, but
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  Speaker 1: his sweet daughter is carrying on the family business. And
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  Speaker 1: I guess the apple does not fall far from the tree.
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  Speaker 1: The DNA it's baked into the ursa DNA. There the
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  Speaker 1: family business, the whimsical football chaos, the same family that
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  Speaker 1: brought us Jeff Saturday, the television guy who was like
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  Speaker 1: a high school coach as an NFL head coach a
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  Speaker 1: couple of years back, and that was the Horseshoes. And
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  Speaker 1: now we have the daughter going down a similar road
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  Speaker 1: with the quarterback and it's just it's just next level.
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  Speaker 1: So Indianapolis is is basically what Indianapolis is doing here
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  Speaker 1: is there rebooting a classic sports movie, putting an NFL
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  Speaker 1: spin on me. Your League, the movie, remember that that movie,
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  Speaker 1: Major League. It's a classic movie. And in this scene,
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  Speaker 1: you've got the general manager, Chris Ballard of Indianapolis on
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  Speaker 1: the phone, ring ring, ring, Hey, hey, Phillip, it's Chris Ballard,
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  Speaker 1: the GM of the Indianapolis Colts. You want to play
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  Speaker 1: quarterback in the NFL for the Colts again? And then
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  Speaker 1: Rivers responds, well, I mean, I don't know. Let me
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  Speaker 1: get back to you on that, Chris. I got I
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  Speaker 1: got a kid doing burpies here in high school football practice.
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  Speaker 1: I'll get back to Rivers has been retired. I assume
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  Speaker 1: when you retire, you play shuffle board and you play
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  Speaker 1: bingo and you hum Jimmy Buffett tunes from Latitude Margaritaville.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you do. No, all right? And so India
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  Speaker 1: is so desperate. How desperate are they? They're so desperate
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  Speaker 1: Indianapolis here, they're so desperate that they are they're actually
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  Speaker 1: doing this. They're checking aarp cards at quarterback and saying, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you got a membership, You're good to go. Here we
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  Speaker 1: go and uh and what a great gig. Though there's
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  Speaker 1: only four games to go. Maybe you get to the
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  Speaker 1: playoffs and play an extra game or two if you're
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  Speaker 1: Philip Rivers there and what are you gonna get a
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  Speaker 1: million dollars to play the rest of the year or
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  Speaker 1: something like that, some absurd amount of money. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. The holidays are here, and those Christmas
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  Speaker 1: gifts do not pay for them. Say you got he's
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  Speaker 1: got like ten kids. I think he needs one more.
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  Speaker 1: He can feel his own eleven man roster on the
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  Speaker 1: play both ways. But this is Malard theater is what
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  Speaker 1: this is. Oh yeah, embracing the absurd. And while I
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  Speaker 1: think it will not work, I love the fact that
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  Speaker 1: cults are doing. It's so crazy, so bonkers. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing? And this is how the NFL's
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  Speaker 1: operated current Warner told stories he left the NFL. He said,
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  Speaker 1: for like five years after he left the NFL, people
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  Speaker 1: were calling up, Hey, how would you like to come
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  Speaker 1: back and play quarterback? All right, now to San Francisco
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  Speaker 1: we go, follow up, follow up to the mouth, the
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  Speaker 1: wide out by the Bay forty nine is wide receiver.
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  Speaker 1: Jawan Jennings not a household name. Not a household named
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  Speaker 1: Jawan Jennings. He was asked about his war of words
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  Speaker 1: uh with the Cleveland Browns You might remember defensive tacker
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  Speaker 1: tackle Shelby Harris who announced to the world that Juwan
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  Speaker 1: Jennings is a what what is? That's right? Demand's a
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  Speaker 1: how all right? And so he went on and said
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  Speaker 1: that Jennings said things you should never say to another man,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, And Shelby Harris went on as this big
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  Speaker 1: rant and said, well he said that, and he says,
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  Speaker 1: surprised he sees exactly why the Carolina Panthers punched him
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  Speaker 1: in the nuts and surprised somebody hasn't punched him in
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  Speaker 1: the jaw. And then Miles Garrett responded by saying he
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  Speaker 1: also took issue with whatever Juwan Jennings said in that
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  Speaker 1: forty nine Ers Browns game. And then of course, well
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  Speaker 1: Shelby Harris just again said you're a hoe and that's
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  Speaker 1: that's it. But the question on this one, so the response,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me give you responsible. So the response
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  Speaker 1: by Juwan Jennings, he says he did not he did
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  Speaker 1: not say anything that bad to the Cleveland Browns. So
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  Speaker 1: the question, all right, question on this Juwan Jennings says,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything that bad to the Browns. How
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  Speaker 1: do you break this one down? So I'm gonna break
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  Speaker 1: this down this way. So it's a he said, he
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  Speaker 1: said situation. The whole Juwan Jennings Shelby Harris dust up.
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  Speaker 1: It's like two guys arguing on who insulted who louder
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  Speaker 1: in the nightclub bathroom while someone's there trying to get
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  Speaker 1: a tip and hand you some cologne you don't need
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  Speaker 1: and some candies you don't need in the bathroom. It's
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  Speaker 1: that kind of thing. So the way I look at this,
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  Speaker 1: and I am the judge, jury, executioner, all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So nobody is innocent on this. Nobody is in everyone's guilty.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's got blood on their hands and all it. The
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  Speaker 1: only truth is somewhere floating in the stadium rafters there.
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  Speaker 1: Uh you know, Shelby Harris calling Jennings A what that's right?
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  Speaker 3: A ho ho ho ho.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. That is radio gold. Is what that is?
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  Speaker 1: That is radio gold. And it really is in the
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  Speaker 1: holiday season in that we could make our own song
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  Speaker 1: with just him saying ho ho ho, let's try it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see. Here's Shelby Harris his new holiday song. He's
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  Speaker 1: now Santa Claus. Go ahead, say it, Shelby, come on,
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  Speaker 1: He's a hope. No, no, no, oh oh man, we
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  Speaker 1: butchered it. Let's try that hope. Yeah, he's a hope. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man.
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  Speaker 1: See there's a glitch. It's the Gremlins, but it would
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  Speaker 1: be he's a ho, he's a ho, he's a ho,
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  Speaker 1: he's hope. So anyway, listen, that is the kind of
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  Speaker 1: sound bite when you do this job for a living.
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  Speaker 1: That is the kind of SoundBite you wrap in velvet
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  Speaker 1: and you keep that in a trophy case. How often
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  Speaker 1: do we have someone call another player a hoe? It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't happen very often. So here's the twist though, And
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  Speaker 1: I got to be an accurate arbitrator of what goes on.
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  Speaker 1: And so the Malard scorecard as a longtime boxing judge
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  Speaker 1: on these verbal rhubarbs. So the Malard scorecard that outburst
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  Speaker 1: actually by Shelby Harris handed this to Juwan Jennings. I
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  Speaker 1: give the wind to Jennings. And here's why. Because the
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  Speaker 1: moment it's the bro code, the moment you go public
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  Speaker 1: with locker room or on field talk, locker room talk
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  Speaker 1: or on field talk, the moment that you do that,
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  Speaker 1: you have breaked the golden wall, if you will, You've
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  Speaker 1: broken the k fabe that they have in wrestling, and
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  Speaker 1: you've ruined all the fun. You violated the code of
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  Speaker 1: silence that what happens on the field stays on the field,
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  Speaker 1: what happens in the locker room stays much like Vegas,
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  Speaker 1: it just kind of stays there. And Jennings essentially said that, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I said something, but not that bad. And if he
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  Speaker 1: wants to smack me, you know, set your DVRs. Set
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  Speaker 1: your DVRs. That's a pro wrestling heel energy by Juwan
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  Speaker 1: Jennings and the that's a man right there popping the balloon,
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  Speaker 1: popping the balloon and letting all the faux outrage, all
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  Speaker 1: the faux outrage hiss out like a cheap air mattress
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  Speaker 1: that gets popped right there. Let's be real. The chatter
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  Speaker 1: almost certainly is a two way highway. It's not one way.
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  Speaker 1: It was also guaranteed to be obscene in decent and
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  Speaker 1: rated NC seventeen for language. Regardless. You kind of expect
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  Speaker 1: that right in competition. You assume there's gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: lot of things said in the heat of the moment,
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  Speaker 1: the fog of competition. That's what happens, and it's not
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  Speaker 1: fit for broadcast. It's not for men, men, women and
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  Speaker 1: children who can't handle it. If you're fragile, it's not
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  Speaker 1: for you. And for us, it's absolutely perfect. We love it.
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  Speaker 1: We love it all right now. The final point, we
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  Speaker 1: go to Jersey. We go to New Jersey where the
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  Speaker 1: New York Jets over the weekend. Congratulations to the Jets.
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  Speaker 1: Tremendous job boys, you have you have done it yet again.
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  Speaker 1: The Jets, by losing to the Dolphins, have reclaimed sole
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  Speaker 1: possession sole possession of the longest active postseason drought among
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  Speaker 1: the NFL, MLB, NHL, and NBA at fifteen years without
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  Speaker 1: the postseason fifteen That means if you were born and
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  Speaker 1: are now in high school as a fifteen year old,
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  Speaker 1: your entire life, the Jets have never made the playoffs,
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  Speaker 1: in an age where they have more playoff teams than ever,
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  Speaker 1: in an age where it's designed to be turvy, and
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  Speaker 1: you suck for a couple of years, then you're good
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  Speaker 1: for a couple of years. And that's the way they
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  Speaker 1: do business in the NFL. So following the defeat, we
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  Speaker 1: had multiple Jets players who spoke about the tradition of
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  Speaker 1: the franchise, including Brees Hall, who went on a mini
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  Speaker 1: rant Brisoll talking about, you know, the other players are
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  Speaker 1: having fun around the NFL away from the Jets, he said, Brisall,
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  Speaker 1: he said, quote, it's a yearly thing, he said, It's definitely.
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  Speaker 1: It starts to weigh on you. You see your peers,
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  Speaker 1: you see other guys that you know you're just as
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  Speaker 1: good as or better than, Brisall said, And they get
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  Speaker 1: to have a lot of fun, and you don't have
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  Speaker 1: any fun apparently when you play for the Jets. So
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  Speaker 1: the question do you have any wisdom you'd like to
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  Speaker 1: share for the Jets and this stretch of futility again,
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  Speaker 1: they've missed the playoffs now for fifteen years in a row.
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  Speaker 1: We are just a five years away from a full
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  Speaker 1: generation without making the playoffs for the New York Jets.
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  Speaker 1: So this is obviously not a slump.
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  Speaker 5: It's not.
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  Speaker 1: This is a lifestyle brand, is what this is. It's
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  Speaker 1: a lifestyle brand by the Jets here. And I love
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  Speaker 1: that Breese Hall, who wanted to be traded, who did
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  Speaker 1: everything he thought he could possibly do to be traded.
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  Speaker 1: I love the fact that Breese Hall's out here talking
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  Speaker 1: like a philosopher on the Staten Island Ferry saying it
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  Speaker 1: weighs on you. Thank you, Captain obvious. No kidding, my friend,
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  Speaker 1: the franchise they have more baggage than the Guardia over
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  Speaker 1: the Christmas holidays. My God, and my advice, lean into it.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm the Jets, I lean into this. I do.
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  Speaker 1: Don't run from it. Do not run from it. Embrace
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  Speaker 1: the annual misery tour. That's my advice to the Jets.
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  Speaker 1: Make this a right of passage. Make it a right
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  Speaker 1: of passion. It's kind of like in Hinkley, Ohio, every
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  Speaker 1: March they have the turkey vultures that return to Hinckley, Ohio,
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  Speaker 1: and they celebrate. Most people would say, we don't want
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  Speaker 1: to celebrate turkey vultures, But in Hinckley, Ohio, they celebrate
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  Speaker 1: turkey vultures. They do. And so the Jets aren't the
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  Speaker 1: birds of prey. They're not that. They're like the buzzards
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  Speaker 1: of the ball, the buzzards of the ball, circling another
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  Speaker 1: lost season, yet again, waiting for the next carcass, for
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  Speaker 1: a quarterback to drop into their lap. And I did
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  Speaker 1: the malor math on this because I got a lot
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  Speaker 1: of free time on hands, so I did the mather
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  Speaker 1: of math the Jets have had in this fifteen years.
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  Speaker 1: They've had six head coaches, They've had twenty quarterbacks that
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  Speaker 1: have started. They've had how many top ten picks? Nine
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  Speaker 1: top ten picks in the last fifteen years, not top twenty,
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  Speaker 1: top nine, top ten picks. It's musical chairs on the Hindenburg.
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  Speaker 1: Kaboom is what it is. Every year someone new. This
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• 20:09
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• 24:37
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  Speaker 1: Late Night Drug tester says, I think it's great that
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  Speaker 1: Philip Rivers is making a comeback. I I'm sure he
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  Speaker 1: has grandkids by now who can see him play. Well.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: He does have grandkids, athough I think they're like little kids. Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Eileen in San Francisco says Juwan Jennings said something that
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: hurt those grown men's feelings. Poor them. I doubt he
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  Speaker 1: a hoe hurt Juwan's feelings. I don't know whether or not.
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  Speaker 1: Just that what a great sound bite that is, That
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  Speaker 1: to uh Tom. You know, let's just get to the
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  Speaker 1: weed man. But we'll get to the and we'll put
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  Speaker 1: some of these guys on with weed Man. Why not,
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  Speaker 1: they're all online. A weed man hippie is in south floor.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Let me make sure I punch up the right line there.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I think that said, Hello weed Man, hippy, Hey Ben,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I love you. It's ask a weed man, a staple
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  Speaker 1: of the show. Any opening line, weed Man, you'd like
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  Speaker 1: to give to the American people.
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  Speaker 3: I love everybody.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I want everybody to be happy, and let's change the
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: World's all right, ferg Dog, says a weed man. What
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: do you want for Christmas? Beside your two front teeth?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I got sheven teeth missing? O my god, we have attention, advertisers,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: attention advertise. Who's got more toes on Felexus's feet or
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: teeth in weed Man's mouth? I'll bet you it's neck
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: and neck. I'll bet you it's neck and neck. What
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: a motley crew we have here? My god? All right, well,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: let's welcome in some people here. We have Tom and
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Rhode Island. Hello Tom, welcome.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: Coop. Good morning, say Cowboys fan, good morning, weed Man.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: How are you, Tom?
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: I'm good. Listen. Uh, if you had to get a
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: good Christian man like Philip Rivers to smoke weed for
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: the first time, how would you do it? We love
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: everybody loves weed.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Like you as Coop right away, right, Coop's right? Yeah,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: what a great question. Tom. You should be hosting the show. Tom,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: thank you. Any other thoughts, Tom?
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well, I mean I don't want to ruin the segment,
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: but I would will like to say there's nothing more
• 27:37
  Speaker 8: enjoyable than the season than seeing the Philadelphia Eagles poop
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: all over themselves almost every single week. They're the most
• 27:45
  Speaker 8: insultable stand base in the world. I hate all the people.
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: They are not humans, They're sub human. And there's nothing
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: more enjoyable than realizing that there is going to be
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: no Philadelphia Eagles dynasty. It'll all blow up by next year,
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: maybe two years from now, in the NFC wide open again.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I love it. That's you just have a way with words. Tom.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: You need to call me.
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: No.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Look at that, Tommy, a greasy weed man agrees with you.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Look at that. There's agreement, all right. Be good, my man.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: There's Tom and Rhode Island. Yeah, all right, let's keep
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: it going here. This is ask a weed Man. Very
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: exciting here. These are actual people that want to talk
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: to weed man. Ike in Roseville, Minnesota, says weed man.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: What kind of relationship did you have with your in laws?
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: Not great?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Not great? Well, it wasn't there. You were running the
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: family business, right, they owned the toy store. Right, wasn't
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: that the case? Oh? Your parents said, Okay, I thought
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: the in laws. I thought it was their their toy store. Okay,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: got you. But yeah, it's to the point, we man,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: where you're not even allowed to be in the same
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: area right with the in laws.
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  Speaker 4: They're in New York.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I'm his bawl Hi Lorena, like I just transitioned to
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: High Lorena.
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  Speaker 2: High weed man.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, all right, Andy, so goad Andy and
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Lionel Lakes, Minnesota rights and says ask a weed Man.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Out of the holidays, do you light the manure or
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: smell the manure?
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: I like the weed.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: He liked the weed, all right, no manure? All right,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: very nice. Let's go to Jed who fled who lives
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: in your state of Florida, though he's in the Redneck Riviera. Hello,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Jed who fled?
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Hey, Jared N.
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: Mallard called Siriani the gator Inflator? Is Siriani the same
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: thing as the Florida.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: State University football program who got beat by Florida Gators
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: bout twenty points when they had nothing.
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: To blow.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Your thoughts? Weed Man?
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: Wow?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Well as you as you know, Jed who fled?
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: Van we Van?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I got one more.
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: If Dave's gonna claim to be Asian, shouldn't he be
• 30:11
  Speaker 8: smart enough to not use the word as in like
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: Randy Moss, you got Moss? John Wench has never been
• 30:17
  Speaker 8: hired to do a bit You got Lynch. Shouldn't they
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: be smart enough not to use that phrase on the air?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Well, Dave, we're just friends made Dave in Houston and
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Dave Field. You know, we're just bros. And that's how
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: men talk. We're just Oh, I'm sorry, go ahead wait
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: weed Man, Yeah, still ahead of weeds Man. I apologize.
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: I was great.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: There you go, I Moss, All right, go away, Jed
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: who fled. Let's say a little Mike in New Hampshire.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: It's ask a weed Man, a weekly staple on this show.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Our friend Billy He lives in Hollywood, Florida, just a
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: few miles away from Miami. What's going on, Mike in
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: New Hampshire?
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: What Mike?
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: How you good?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I got a question that you didn't answer.
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: What do you want for Christmas? I'm good?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: I don't mean anything.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: I'm good.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Really have you set up your email account yet? Oh? No, No,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: no you have not because very hard to set up.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I think you need a government license to set up
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: an email account? Is that accurate? Would that be fair
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: to say, well, you know I have one, It's just
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: not spelled right. I think I have to be.
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: Able to change it.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: I don't know how.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well you just start a new one and spell
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: it the right way, you know. That's that's it.
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: It's gotta be something you want for Christmas?
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we may. Is there something you want that's legal
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: that you know? Don't say something we can't get you,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: but something you would like from you know, these people
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: want to help you out there? Weak man.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Well that would be really great. I've lost some money.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna You're just gonna waste the money though, right,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: be honest, You're not gonna spend it on anything? Good Man?
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: What if it wasn't something that a listener could send you.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: What if this was something you could ask Santa for.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well he's listening on the North Pole there,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Santa and Honikah Harry is listening as well. So we
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: got Santa, Honka Harry everything. Yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: I want to again, you want toys.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: We mean that the business has changed, we made I
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: don't know that. How many toy stars are there still?
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: There really aren't any not. Yeah, I don't think there's
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: any toy store. Toy Toys r US is kind of
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: back a little bit, but they don't have if it's
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: mostly online.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Is f Al Schwartz still around?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, is it? I don't think so.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Then the New York Yeah, I think I thought that
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: closed a couple of years. Is it still there?
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: We'll get to the bottom of that.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: That's oh yeah, it's still there.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Is it really? Wow? Okay? Because I remember they had
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: they had Toys r Us in Times Square for years
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: and then obviously that closed when Toys with Us went
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: belly up, so that went out a bit. It was
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: a huge toy So I guess I got a ferris
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: wheel in the middle of the store there. Wow in Manhattan,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: all right, we'ed man more people? Thank you. Mike in
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: New Hampshire, key drinking, Steve is on it. Ask a
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: weed man. Everyone loves the weed Man. Here, ask a
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: weed man. Hello, Okaya, Stevey? How are you great?
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: What?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: How is? How is Taylor Swift going to convince Selena
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Gomez to be one of her groom's women?
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: We got a big top of the Kansas City. You know,
• 33:40
  Speaker 8: we gotta we gotta get this wedding going next year.
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: But we do have a sixteen do you what?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Also?
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: What's what's our six Do you think we have a
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: sixteen percent chance to make the Super Bowl?
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Great question? Weed Man as a football insider, your thoughts
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: on the Chiefs making cloffs?
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: I love this.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I wish there you go, Steve, look at that keg
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: drinking Steve, you get the endorsement from the weed Man?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I will Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. Are you going to be
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: going to the wedding? Weed Man the big Okay? Well,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: if Travis Kelsey's listening or Taylor Swift, weed Man would
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: like an invitation, that's in Rhode Island. Can you make
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: it to Rhode Island? Taylor Swift slimy to Rhode Island.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, you need to once she got
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: your Greyhound bus ticket, will you take that? Absolutely? Yeah
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: you would. Okay, so you're willing to take a bus ticket? Y, will.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: You officiate the wedding?
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, of course I will. Okay, very nice there, and uh,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I think that's that's good. They're weed Man. Look at
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: you amazing as always no matter what people throw at you,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: you're always prepared every week. And mister mister says, what's
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: the oldest stash you thought you lost then found again?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess that's a weed question. I
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 34:59
  Speaker 8: I wish I had weed now I don't have any.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Oh you don't. You're so you're not really weed Man.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: You're you're the caller formally known as weed Man. You're
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: just a man without the weed. Just I haven't answer
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: to that question. Who asked that question? Was mister irrigation
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: in Houston? Who send those beautiful rings, those malord militia rings,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: and so well.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: I can't answer for weed Man obviously, of course, but
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: for myself. One time, a long time ago, with it
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: with an ex girlfriend, we found an old stash of
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: her mom's, which had to have been like four or
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: five years old, classic stack.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: At least.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: And my buddy and I at the time, we we
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: and it was a lot of weed, like it was
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: at least like a half ounce, like quarter rounds.
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: Dead.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: No, it was not. Apparently it does go back.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: We smoked all of it and felt nothing.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: There you go, what it was fake weed? Maybe it
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: was imitation weed and it was like a ripoff, you know.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Oh god, that's like it was creative and all that. Well,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: thank you, Billy. We'll talk to you on Friday for
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: lame jokes. Yes, I love you there, all right, be well,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: the great weed man hippie there, our friend, the longtime
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: listener and supporter of our little radio program. I want
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: to thank is it cowboy Killer. Do we need to
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: thank Cowboy Killer?
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, the great Cowboy Killer. He sent nice gifts here. Yes,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I love my little jersey. Thank you
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Cowboy Killer and a nice cap. I appreciate that. And
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: we don't need anything. Uh size eight by the way, hat,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: we don't need any size eight hat. I'm just saying,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm hat guy hat guy, size eight hat.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Don't need anything, though, and I'll have to show you
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: the jersey beat.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I'll check it out. And uh, I saw
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: you were you were wearing some like Disney stuff.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: Here was Joah Bobby and Florida sent me a new
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: package from Disney World.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Really he sent you something? Well, I'm the host of
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: the shows. Is it like a pie for me? Is
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: he sent a key line?
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: Park?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: No pie? There's no pie from no pie in the package.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: But he's the pie guy, He's the new pie guy.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: He didn't send any pie. Where's the pie? I need
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: my pie?
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: Pie?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I want my pie? How come you get stuff? I
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  Speaker 1: Nick Sirianni for the second most road wins by a
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  Speaker 1: has thirteen road wins. Now he's tied with Mike Marshean
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  Speaker 1: McVay and Nick Sirianni for the second most road wins
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't long ago that Mike McDaniel's firing seemed all
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  Speaker 5: still didn't playoff contention and McDaniel is talking about quote
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  Speaker 5: already saved his job?
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  Speaker 1: But the Commanders, Saints and Jets are three of the
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  Speaker 1: No, In fact, it's more complicated now because the Dolphins
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  Speaker 1: aren't terrible, They're not good. They're stuck in the middle.
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  Speaker 1: He's gotta still be on the hot seat. Next.
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  Speaker 5: TMZ caught up with Calvin Johnson on Sunday, and Megatron
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  Speaker 5: said that Matthew Stafford is already a Hall of Famer
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  Speaker 5: and that an MVP award this year would cement it.
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  Speaker 2: Is he right, Ben?
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  Speaker 1: No, he's never even been an Ald Pro. What are
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  Speaker 1: MVP in the Rams winning the Super Bowl, Okay, even
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  Speaker 1: of empty stat Stafford Next.
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  Speaker 5: Early on in the season, Amika Agbuka seemed to be
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  Speaker 5: running away with the Offensive Rookie of the Year award
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  Speaker 5: now after fourteen weeks, he's a long shot. UH Panthers
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  Speaker 5: wide receiver Ted McMillan is the favorite to win, with
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  Speaker 5: Jackson Dart not too far behind Ben.
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  Speaker 2: Do you see anyone else having a shot?
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  Speaker 1: No, this is a terrible year for rookies on offense.
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  Speaker 1: It's a beg you. The only other name that you'd
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  Speaker 1: throw out there is Tyler Warren, who's a tight end
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  Speaker 1: for the Colts. That's it. And remember this when we
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  Speaker 1: watch the NFL Draft in April. How how horny you
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  Speaker 1: guys get. And these guys are mostly gonna snake in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL's rookies. How do we do? You pass? I
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