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Give me my 72 Virgins · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:02
  Testecleese: Whoa!
• 0:06
  Testecleese: And now is the time when things are shifting.
• 0:08
  Testecleese: We're going to be a new world. Order out there.
• 0:12
  Testecleese: Believe it!
• 0:15
  Testecleese: I struggled.
• 0:16
  Testecleese: Who are fake news.
• 0:19
  Testecleese: I am not suicidal.
• 0:23
  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. If I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:28
  Testecleese: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:32
  Testecleese: I'm Gonna
• 0:35
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 289 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:40
  Brian McFadden: And I'm Brian.
• 0:41
  Testecleese: Oh, there's 2 guys drinking some beers sorry what's going on. We got Guapo with us again, and he actually managed to make it in before we got started today. He's usually too busy a man to make it in before we get going and recording.
• 0:55
  El Guapo: Oh, you know, I gotta keep the ladies entertained the last minute.
• 1:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, which I think is hilarious, because, like the time you make it in
• 1:03
  Testecleese: before we hit record was the time you couldn't get the Google Doc open.
• 1:09
  El Guapo: Oh, man!
• 1:12
  Testecleese: All right. Oh, we got
• 1:13
  Testecleese: a couple things to talk about, but I think anyone who's paid attention to anything who has been living under a rock for the last week knows what we're talking about mostly today. Yeah.
• 1:23
  Testecleese: we still got our topics to do, and we always start with follow up, then a little bit of intro, then a little bit of local, so may as well dive right in, I guess.
• 1:33
  Testecleese: Okay. So this nut job that assassinated those folks in Minnesota.
• 1:38
  Testecleese: and I intentionally use this article. I believe it's from the Guardian, says Maga Madman Vance Boltler blames Minnesota Governor Tim Wallace for his murderous rampage.
• 1:49
  Testecleese: The only thing I've seen anyone say a tie into trump is some guy who claims to be his roommate.
• 1:55
  Testecleese: even though this guy has a wife and kids that he and doesn't live with his papa. John's police pizza delivery Guy.
• 2:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:02
  Testecleese: The guy used to work for Tim Wallace, he was appointed to a city position.
• 2:06
  Testecleese: No, no, I'm sorry state if it was Governor.
• 2:10
  Testecleese: And yeah, he wrote a letter to the FBI. He's like Tim Wallace told me to do it.
• 2:15
  Testecleese: and it's like, so this is the incoherent ramblings right.
• 2:19
  Testecleese: madman. But anytime, if they if this guy had said I did it for trump, it would be like
• 2:24
  Testecleese: well, they already called him Maga madman. What he's saying that I'm doing it for the other guy.
• 2:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, but it doesn't fit the narrative. I'm surprised we learned this much about his manifesto. You know.
• 2:36
  Testecleese: What manifesto. Remember, we talked about that last time, too.
• 2:41
  Brian McFadden: But.
• 2:41
  Testecleese: Like it didn't have a table of contents. It wasn't a manifesto.
• 2:47
  Testecleese: Oh, trump got the Court went and gave trump control of the National Guard in California like, no, you can't just
• 2:54
  Testecleese: tell them not to listen to the President United States when he nationalizes it.
• 2:58
  Testecleese: Yeah. So we kind of saw that coming. But you know, it actually finally happened.
• 3:03
  Testecleese: Good.
• 3:05
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 3:07
  Testecleese: So the widow of that cop in January 6, who killed himself like 6 days later.
• 3:12
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 3:13
  Testecleese: She was trying to sue the guy who was on video striking this police officer, saying, It's your fault that he went home and killed himself. If that's going to be the precedent.
• 3:23
  Brian McFadden: That could be a problem.
• 3:24
  Testecleese: For all sorts of stuff, and that got
• 3:27
  Testecleese: there was actually a trial wasn't even thrown out.
• 3:31
  Testecleese: But yeah, that was they were like, yeah, no, not guilty. But he did get convicted of striking police. You know what I mean, and all that kind of illegal stuff, too.
• 3:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:44
  Testecleese: And that guy we mentioned in Salt Lake City, Utah.
• 3:49
  Testecleese: at the No Kings protest that was shot raised with a bullet, and then someone else was killed by another bullet. He's been released from prison business saying, Why did you arrest the guy who was shot.
• 4:00
  El Guapo: And charge him for murder instead of the guy who actually pulled the trigger.
• 4:04
  El Guapo: Hmm!
• 4:05
  Testecleese: But you know, lucky for us they didn't bother getting these dudes names who actually pulled the trigger, and the entire. No kings movement was defending this guy because they assumed that this other guy was some right wing extremist. No, because he was carrying a rifle. And it's like you were carrying handguns.
• 4:24
  Testecleese: you know. It's like. Ed looked it up. I looked up to make sure. Salt Lake City, Utah. It is completely legal to open. Carry a loaded or unloaded firearm.
• 4:33
  Testecleese: So this guy broke no laws.
• 4:36
  Testecleese: So then that's why the cops let him out. But unfortunately, we're probably never gonna know who actually fired into a crowd.
• 4:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 4:45
  Testecleese: Because once again it didn't fit the narrative right.
• 4:49
  El Guapo: Dude like. It's funny how like I went to the protest for the
• 4:54
  El Guapo: my last governor here, Virginia Norton
• 4:58
  El Guapo: and everybody had a firearm, and nobody got shot, you know.
• 5:04
  El Guapo: and there's no kids moving like. Only a few were carrying farmer firearms, and somebody got killed and another got injured, you know.
• 5:14
  Testecleese: Not to mention how many people have never seen any form of violence in their entire life, are going to be claiming Ptsd. From this incident.
• 5:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, probably.
• 5:24
  Testecleese: Hey, man, if you've never had anything difficult in your entire life anything difficult. It all seems the worst ever. You know what I mean.
• 5:31
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 5:32
  Testecleese: Which is a real problem. We're seeing with a lot of the left now. They've been sheltered a lot of these folks, not all of them
• 5:37
  Testecleese: have been sheltered their entire lives in their nice, cushy Massachusetts town. You know what I mean?
• 5:44
  Testecleese: Yeah. Martha's video. Then all of a sudden a bunch of immigrants show up tomorrow.
• 5:47
  El Guapo: Which is great.
• 5:48
  Testecleese: And they round them up like fucking cattle.
• 5:50
  El Guapo: You're a little bit off brown over there like. Yep, you guys.
• 5:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's okay to have brown and black people about this video. But you have to recognize them like Oprah or Obama.
• 6:00
  El Guapo: Like, are you not on TV? You gotta get out of here.
• 6:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, these.
• 6:03
  El Guapo: You're not cutting my grass or whopping my ass. You gotta get out of here.
• 6:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, I I don't know who you are, and you're speaking Spanish. Oh, my God! Get the cops out here.
• 6:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 6:16
  Testecleese: No me Gusta.
• 6:18
  El Guapo: No.
• 6:19
  Brian McFadden: No, no, no.
• 6:20
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no.
• 6:24
  Testecleese: Us
• 6:25
  Testecleese: all right. I thought it was kind of crazy that the bus family I've never heard of them, but they're selling the majority share of the Lakers to some guy named Mark Walter.
• 6:35
  Testecleese: At a 10 billion dollars. Evaluation.
• 6:38
  El Guapo: The Lakers.
• 6:39
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, this one.
• 6:41
  El Guapo: Sanjay.
• 6:42
  Testecleese: They bring.
• 6:42
  El Guapo: Speaker.
• 6:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, these 4.
• 6:44
  El Guapo: This is great.
• 6:45
  Testecleese: And a lot of money. Man.
• 6:46
  El Guapo: I know. But right now la is fucking under fire. So like, yeah, I don't know.
• 6:51
  El Guapo: That's like overpriced. Honestly right now, with everything going on.
• 6:57
  Testecleese: How much are they getting paid for? Like by Espn to broadcast the games, and everything, too, you know.
• 7:02
  El Guapo: But probably they're gonna move soon, because look at Oakland's raiders. Yeah, I love Las Vegas now.
• 7:10
  Testecleese: Not the raiders. That's football. You're thinking the.
• 7:12
  El Guapo: No, no, but I'm saying, General, I'm saying, Yeah.
• 7:15
  Testecleese: The athletics are moving to Vegas.
• 7:17
  Testecleese: Vegas actually just started breaking ground on their new baseball stadium.
• 7:21
  El Guapo: Yeah. But I'm saying, like, you know, like you buying these teams and like, yes, I mean, unless you plan to move them.
• 7:28
  El Guapo: you know. But other than that right now, fucking California's like, yeah.
• 7:34
  El Guapo: it's not like we used to be like back in the eighties and nineties.
• 7:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. Late eighties.
• 7:41
  Testecleese: I'm sorry. Early eighties, late seventies, when, like Reagan was running the state.
• 7:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, I think it got it got get all the way to Arnold.
• 7:50
  El Guapo: which we I think we have to talk about him later on.
• 7:54
  Testecleese: Well, we've definitely brought him up.
• 7:57
  El Guapo: I know, fuck. I still upset about that shit, but he kind of redeem himself with the fucking like you have to like. What was the thing that he said, oh, my God! Like I was like.
• 8:08
  Testecleese: Knocking up is probably something about knocking up his maid.
• 8:10
  El Guapo: No, no, but I said, like you have to follow the laws and stuff like that. Behave.
• 8:15
  Testecleese: That was everywhere, wasn't it?
• 8:17
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah. But you know what? Okay? You know what? He's half a halfway there. One more thing he does right redeem. He gonna redeem himself for the fucking screw. You rights.
• 8:26
  Testecleese: Well, as far as California goes, he's the closest thing. Gonna get to a Republican, you know.
• 8:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, unfortunately.
• 8:32
  Testecleese: Lately anywhere.
• 8:34
  El Guapo: But but he kind of shocked me the way like, okay, I was expecting that from you, Arnold.
• 8:38
  Testecleese: Well, how much work did Arnold put in to get American citizenship like, why should someone get to jump in line in front of them?
• 8:44
  El Guapo: I know, but he.
• 8:46
  Testecleese: Miss that. Okay.
• 8:46
  El Guapo: I did it.
• 8:48
  El Guapo: I mean he did it through a system that nobody fucking wanted and needed, you know. Well.
• 8:54
  El Guapo: Mr. Olympic, you know, like who fucking needed that? Who wanted that? But you know what he came through that fucking route? He got it, and who became a fucking movie stars.
• 9:04
  El Guapo: you know.
• 9:05
  Testecleese: They are.
• 9:06
  El Guapo: Yeah. Bro, for the new Trump
• 9:08
  El Guapo: Trump's car, or something like that.
• 9:12
  Testecleese: Well. The timberwolves.
• 9:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 9:16
  Testecleese: And links to the Wnba team attached to them
• 9:20
  Testecleese: has now been sold, or has been approved to be sold to, and the paperworks in progress to Alex Rodriguez. A rod. The Mlb.
• 9:30
  Testecleese: yeah. Right? Well, doesn't he already own a baseball team?
• 9:35
  Testecleese: I know. No, yeah, I think so.
• 9:38
  Testecleese: And this dude, Mark Lohr. I don't know who that is, but like A-rod's worth a ton of money.
• 9:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:45
  Testecleese: Good man, and you know what.
• 9:49
  El Guapo: Good to be A-rod.
• 9:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's good to be able to.
• 9:53
  El Guapo: Got J-lo ass for a while, too.
• 9:56
  Testecleese: Hey!
• 9:56
  El Guapo: After before Ben Stiller.
• 10:01
  Testecleese: Ben. Affleck.
• 10:03
  El Guapo: Yeah. Sorry. Ben. Affili.
• 10:07
  Testecleese: But yeah, I just thought it was strange that 2 Nba teams are being sold at about the same time. That's you don't hear about sports franchises being transferred very often, you know.
• 10:18
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 10:20
  Testecleese: Oh, alright! So one of you guys shared this and I read it. They're calling it jugging.
• 10:27
  Testecleese: It's this. It's this robbery technique where I guess they these folks, will hang out of a bank or an ATM and wait for you to be like shifty like. You're carrying a lot of cash on you, and they'll follow you to like around the corner or to your car, and then draw a weapon on you and rob you.
• 10:44
  El Guapo: Goddamn damn.
• 10:45
  Testecleese: And all I can think was like it happened. People been doing this forever.
• 10:49
  El Guapo: Yeah. Like, just don't need anything.
• 10:51
  Brian McFadden: It was a slow news day when they came up with that article, and.
• 10:55
  Testecleese: Must have been.
• 10:56
  El Guapo: Dude like. Honestly, years ago, I was carrying like a thousand dollars like this is like years ago, carrying a thousand dollars in my fucking pocket that shit like it was sweaty, I was like, why am I doing with this so much money, you know, like I'm used to carrying like
• 11:10
  El Guapo: probably top a hundred, you know.
• 11:14
  Testecleese: I mean, I've cared more, but it was because I was doing something in particular.
• 11:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, so do I. So I was carrying from one bank to another one. It was, I want to be direct. No, I don't wanna wait like 3 days for fucking. It was something I forgot what it was like. Why am I carry this like so much money in my pocket? You know, it's just burning. I mean, I was just. I was sweating like in the worst thing about it. You get robbed. No, that's not worth the.
• 11:37
  Testecleese: Gone!
• 11:37
  El Guapo: It did disappear like you drop it somewhere like what the fuck this.
• 11:41
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 11:42
  El Guapo: You know.
• 11:43
  Testecleese: Oh, I know you! I know what you mean, man. I get nervous carrying
• 11:46
  Testecleese: a hundred bucks in my pocket like tasty. I'm gonna get robbed.
• 11:49
  El Guapo: No dude like one time I was 7 11 over here I came across with a hundred dollars, and like all twenties like, and you know how the sub-aleven, when you check out there's a candy shell right there.
• 12:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, 100 in there.
• 12:02
  El Guapo: Somebody drop a hundred there, I just.
• 12:03
  Testecleese: Oof.
• 12:04
  El Guapo: I just say nothing like whoop like, here we go. I'm out of here, you know. I don't know what you're talking about.
• 12:09
  Testecleese: And then
• 12:10
  Testecleese: it's funny, because when I used to work at the seven-eleven in Newport News, Virginia, the crab fishermen used to come in at like
• 12:17
  Testecleese: 4 o'clock in the morning
• 12:19
  Testecleese: and they pull out this wad of bills out of their pocket. It was like they'd have like $10,000 on.
• 12:25
  Testecleese: I'm doing the fuck. Are you doing dude?
• 12:29
  El Guapo: Oh, do they.
• 12:30
  Testecleese: But then they buy their coffee and their breakfast sandwich with a hundred dollar bill. I'm like.
• 12:34
  Testecleese: what do you want me to do with these hundreds, and how many.
• 12:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, there's a barely you could break it like I cannot break this like. Oh, I just had an incident.
• 12:42
  Testecleese: I got to the point where I was keeping like $700 for the twenties in the drawer. Now I'm like, now the store is gonna get robbed up.
• 12:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 12:48
  Testecleese: Tired driving all this cash in the drawer.
• 12:51
  El Guapo: No, I was just. You know. I work part time in the parts store.
• 12:55
  El Guapo: and this fucking lady is like, I want to buy some candy like. Well, we don't sell candy. We just
• 13:01
  El Guapo: famous for selling parts store.
• 13:03
  Testecleese: Well, if you just break a bill by a spark.
• 13:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, she's like, what would you do if I walk out with this candy like? Oh, I'm not gonna change it. But I'm gonna describe you to the cop, you know, like this, what happened? Stuff? Okay? Then she's like, Well, can you break a hundred like $5? Nope, I'm sorry I'm not breaking that because I got customer coming in all the time and paying cash, and they expect change. And like, I'm not breaking a hundred dollars for 5.
• 13:28
  El Guapo: No, no like. Well, yeah, she got attitude like, okay, go ahead. Complaint. I don't care, you know.
• 13:34
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 13:35
  El Guapo: This is not my primary job, and probably that's why they like me. Because in my side gig, you know, get the fuck.
• 13:40
  Brian McFadden: Down here.
• 13:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, if I get fired from this part time Job, I do to get a discount here.
• 13:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't mind. You know, they're not gonna believe them. She looked like a it's a white lady crackhead like, get the fuck out of here. Crackhead, you know.
• 13:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, I need to break this 100. So I can buy more rocks.
• 13:57
  El Guapo: No shit like they're not gonna believe you.
• 14:00
  El Guapo: No.
• 14:01
  Testecleese: Well, anyway, Gavin Newsom has warned California that the water system is ill prepared for the hotter, drier future coming. It's like, did you not learn anything from the fires.
• 14:12
  El Guapo: No, he didn't dude like this is what.
• 14:14
  Testecleese: Whole country, told them.
• 14:16
  El Guapo: They need to move the fucking Olympics under soccer? Or what was it coming up in the next couple years.
• 14:22
  Testecleese: World Cup and Olympics. I believe.
• 14:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, fuck it to Florida, though. Fuck him fuck you.
• 14:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's just it's insane. Guys like this is the same problem that happened. And everyone who was paying attention pointed it out. It's like you didn't fill your reservoirs. You were too busy giving money to illegal immigrants and Lgbtqiap groups
• 14:42
  Testecleese: and not handling, you know. And then, all of a sudden the millionaires and the billionaires houses burned down. Everyone's all upset all of a sudden. So you didn't give a shit until it got to the fucking hills of Los Angeles. Huh!
• 14:52
  El Guapo: No.
• 14:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 14:55
  Testecleese: And the way, Newsom in California in general run
• 14:59
  Testecleese: 2 major companies that refine gasoline in California are packing up and leaving.
• 15:07
  El Guapo: Okay, good. You know what they need to open one in Texas and another one in Maine, you know.
• 15:14
  Testecleese: Maine is. I don't trust Maine honestly.
• 15:17
  El Guapo: Big wire.
• 15:19
  Testecleese: Well, that governor is the one who was just booed off a stage.
• 15:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, yes, originally. So that means fucking, citizen like, you know what? Let's not bother this crack with crazy people back here.
• 15:29
  Testecleese: Well, I'm thinking, like Montana or somewhere else. That's all about.
• 15:34
  El Guapo: I need. I need something close to the water. Honestly, I do like that. Close to water.
• 15:38
  Testecleese: Well, I don't know why.
• 15:41
  El Guapo: Oh, I mean, okay. You know what. I'll give you the.
• 15:43
  Testecleese: And Texas has 2 coasts.
• 15:44
  El Guapo: I? Oh, no, it's only got one curve.
• 15:47
  Testecleese: That's got the Gulf of America and.
• 15:50
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 15:50
  Testecleese: Pacific Ocean.
• 15:51
  El Guapo: Go look it up.
• 15:53
  Testecleese: I could have sworn that. No, no, you're right.
• 15:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:55
  Brian McFadden: No, it's only the Gulf of America.
• 15:57
  Testecleese: You're right. I am picturing the Yucatan Peninsula, and for whatever reason, putting it as part of Texas.
• 16:02
  Testecleese: you know what I will give it.
• 16:03
  Testecleese: You're.
• 16:04
  El Guapo: I'll give it to Washington State. Fuck it, you know.
• 16:07
  Testecleese: I like to. I like to separate shit. I don't want everything in 1 1 row for get bombing.
• 16:13
  El Guapo: The last couple of days.
• 16:16
  Testecleese: Even in you could put 2 in Texas and the chances of them both getting hit bombs is nuts. Texas.
• 16:20
  El Guapo: Oh, like something fucking fucked up a couple of winters ago.
• 16:26
  Testecleese: I mean Texas, because they're.
• 16:27
  El Guapo: Like different.
• 16:28
  Testecleese: Well, that's like.
• 16:29
  El Guapo: Like to diversify, you know.
• 16:31
  Testecleese: North Dakota.
• 16:33
  El Guapo: Okay. Oh, yeah, I'll give you that. Yeah.
• 16:35
  Testecleese: Let's put these places where they're already drawn for oil. So it's a short trip to get refined into gasoline.
• 16:40
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 16:41
  Testecleese: But yeah, this is california is looking just at a possible $8 a gallon for gasoline.
• 16:48
  El Guapo: You know what all this fucking protesters look no keen shit if we give a fucking California to Mexico which didn't belong to there. To begin with.
• 17:01
  El Guapo: they won't fucking move out of California to the other States like no.
• 17:04
  Testecleese: Hold on! Hold on! You say to Mexico, right, and I hear that a lot.
• 17:08
  El Guapo: No, no, no, I said. They never belonged to Mexico, but they didn't belong to Spain before.
• 17:13
  El Guapo: Well, Socal was part of Mexico technically well.
• 17:17
  Testecleese: For 27 years United States.
• 17:20
  Testecleese: We bought it, yes, and then took the rest of it in the Mexican-american War.
• 17:26
  Testecleese: because that's how wars go right.
• 17:28
  El Guapo: No, no, no war you to conquer. But United States, you know what I, fucking beat your ass! Here's some money.
• 17:35
  El Guapo: and they took it lightly, and all those fucking Mexicans became American citizens. So what the fuck.
• 17:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it's funny, because I I almost shared an article about that.
• 17:48
  Testecleese: They got a President in Mexico right.
• 17:50
  El Guapo: Yeah. The fucking Jewish lady.
• 17:52
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 17:55
  El Guapo: Shy about shybound.
• 17:57
  Testecleese: She she was saying, now that they're trying to negotiate back some of this money. What these tens of billions of dollars taken from corruption in Mexico, and it's like
• 18:06
  Testecleese: this is the kind of shit we've been pointing out that we keep being told never happened, you know.
• 18:11
  Testecleese: Alright guabo, you shared this recently.
• 18:14
  El Guapo: Which which one.
• 18:16
  Testecleese: How hot is it today?
• 18:18
  Testecleese: In Virginia.
• 18:20
  El Guapo: So fucking hot. The fucking, lifting bridge cannot close.
• 18:25
  El Guapo: It's crazy. I just saw that shit like what.
• 18:28
  Testecleese: The Chesapeake fire department had to bring in.
• 18:31
  El Guapo: I'm fine.
• 18:31
  Testecleese: Firefighting tugs to cool the bridge down, because it swelled up and wouldn't close.
• 18:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, that's crazy.
• 18:38
  Testecleese: I thought that was nuts. I was like, oh, my God!
• 18:40
  Testecleese: The sun was big, of course it's all. It's across the water, so there's no trees for shade or anything, so it's baking in the sun all day, you know.
• 18:47
  El Guapo: Expanded metal span. People keep forgetting that. And that's why.
• 18:51
  Testecleese: Creases and bridges.
• 18:53
  El Guapo: That's why Bridget. Sometimes they got a little gap and stuff so like spinsion and stuff.
• 18:58
  Testecleese: Expansion and to allow for contraction in the winter. Yeah.
• 19:01
  El Guapo: Hello!
• 19:01
  Testecleese: So the road doesn't just crack apart.
• 19:05
  Testecleese: I saw that, and I was like Whoa, damn! That is.
• 19:08
  El Guapo: So like a couple minutes before we came into the show like holy shit. That's crazy. People keep forgetting about this shit, but it is what it is, you know.
• 19:17
  Testecleese: No, it's funny, because I just closed up my computer like, all right, we're ready to hit record. I guess.
• 19:21
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 19:22
  Testecleese: And then my phone buzzed. And there's like.
• 19:24
  Testecleese: you know, Guapo shared something like, Oh, stupid bitch!
• 19:30
  Testecleese: And this other one here, I think I found this article
• 19:35
  Testecleese: A delta flight had to was having maintenance issues, I guess.
• 19:40
  Testecleese: from Florida to I don't remember where where I want to say, Maine. Maybe I got diverted to Norfolk
• 19:47
  Testecleese: for emergency landing.
• 19:48
  Brian McFadden: It was coming from Jfk. To Orlando.
• 19:52
  Testecleese: Okay. It was going to Orlando from New York.
• 19:54
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 19:55
  Brian McFadden: And they felt they thought they were leaking fuel. So they made an emergency landing.
• 19:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's better.
• 20:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, you definitely don't want to run out of gas over populated community. Right?
• 20:10
  Testecleese: 12
• 20:11
  Testecleese: fema has arrived in West Virginia after the flooding has occurred, we are up to 8 dead, and one is still missing which it could have been much worse, but they managed to get people out in general
• 20:22
  Testecleese: flash floods are a real issue in the mountains, as you can imagine. Right? You know all for coming down the hill at once.
• 20:29
  Testecleese: So I mean, Fema's gonna do what it does. I'm hoping they actually help people instead of refusing to help them if they have a trump sign on their yard, but
• 20:36
  Testecleese: with Trump in office. I don't think that's gonna happen.
• 20:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 20:41
  Testecleese: And check out this next one man, a woman, was arrested.
• 20:46
  El Guapo: For embezzling.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: Money from the local iga. It's a grocery store.
• 20:52
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 20:52
  Testecleese: 29,000 over a couple months.
• 20:55
  Testecleese: This is the this is the grocery store closest to me. This is the one I go to for like produce and stuff. I know this woman. She's there all the time, and her daughter is there all the time.
• 21:09
  Testecleese: I was like, damn and, man, if you're gonna be dummy and steal some money like that because she was like ringing stuff up and voiding it out and putting the cash aside.
• 21:20
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 21:21
  Testecleese: be and do shit like that. Don't take $29,000 over a couple months. It's gonna be obvious to whoever's keeping the books say, Hey, where'd all of our inventory? Go, you know.
• 21:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 21:30
  Testecleese: And then you see the the receipt roll that it says void, void, void on it.
• 21:36
  El Guapo: That's why she's in jail because she got caught, you know. She didn't do the math correctly. She didn't do.
• 21:41
  Testecleese: No, she.
• 21:42
  El Guapo: You know how to pace yourself, you know.
• 21:44
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, you're like, oh, why are these people always criminals so dumb? Well, they're oh.
• 21:49
  Testecleese: because they can't. They can't get by without committing crimes.
• 21:52
  El Guapo: Oh, they get successful, and they can never stop too.
• 21:56
  Testecleese: That's possible, too.
• 21:57
  El Guapo: No, no, no, like someone's criminal like, you know what? I never. Yeah. They get good at it. And I'm never gonna get caught. And eventually they get caught.
• 22:06
  Testecleese: As of the publishing of this article, which was on the 23.rd So yesterday, okay.
• 22:13
  Testecleese: She is still sitting in jail with a bond of $50,000.
• 22:17
  El Guapo: It is what it is.
• 22:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, and you know what I think. She got fired, too.
• 22:24
  Testecleese: No shit.
• 22:28
  Testecleese: And you know what's crazy, though, is like
• 22:30
  Testecleese: they, you know that whoever was with the manager is probably looking at the numbers and everything he was like, Okay, I guess I gotta call the cops that sucks. They goes like
• 22:38
  Testecleese: my, my 2, my 40 HA week employee was always here.
• 22:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 22:44
  Testecleese: But well, well.
• 22:46
  Testecleese: what do we really want to see the grocery prices going up here because of all the theft.
• 22:51
  El Guapo: No, we don't. Wanna.
• 22:53
  Testecleese: Or lock it all behind doors, like in California, because of all the theft.
• 22:59
  Testecleese: Got it.
• 23:00
  Brian McFadden: New York City. Does that, too.
• 23:01
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 23:04
  Testecleese: I'm sure you guys saw this stuff about Bill Maher talking about Whoopi.
• 23:08
  Testecleese: No.
• 23:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 23:11
  El Guapo: About her, fucking, comparing, fucking Iran to fucking, being a black America in United States.
• 23:20
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 23:20
  El Guapo: Nowhere, fucking close, nowhere fucking close.
• 23:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 23:27
  El Guapo: Even as a woman, even as her dude. She would not even make it 5 min over there.
• 23:32
  Testecleese: Well, if she went over there and started talking trash about the Government like she does here, she'd be arrested.
• 23:37
  Brian McFadden: And worse.
• 23:38
  El Guapo: Okay, if if we.
• 23:41
  El Guapo: if we had to pick up Whoopi Wahlbert like, we would like, where would you like to be right now? Iran or United States. I bet you not fucking heartbeat, she will say, United States.
• 23:51
  Testecleese: I I agree. But yeah, Bill Maher was like, we gotta do something about the view. This is just making the Democrats look insane.
• 23:58
  El Guapo: Good. Let him fucking look insane. I don't care. There's a new show with fucking Eric, Kaspera and other chicks.
• 24:06
  El Guapo: private Democrats who they're like.
• 24:09
  Testecleese: I've I've seen them. They got. What's your name? There? The.
• 24:12
  El Guapo: Other.
• 24:12
  Testecleese: Oh, the fitness! Woman.
• 24:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, it's got a good looking ladies. They talk about making sense, you know. Cool, you know. Let them talk, you know. And it's like interesting, you know. Okay, cool, cool. You know. I don't.
• 24:25
  Testecleese: It's funny because I brought up panic experience several times in the show, and so haven't you.
• 24:29
  El Guapo: You don't want to swallow. She don't want to swallow the red pill. Anna, swallow it, swallow it, Anna.
• 24:38
  Testecleese: Still has no idea who she is, or.
• 24:39
  El Guapo: Say.
• 24:40
  Testecleese: Nk uygur.
• 24:41
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 24:42
  Testecleese: Take care, actually ran for President, which was hilarious because he wasn't born in the United States.
• 24:46
  El Guapo: I know she's like he he was using so fucking lame excuse like, okay, whatever.
• 24:52
  Testecleese: His. He's his nephew is Hasan Piker. Have you heard that name?
• 24:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know who's on Parker. Who's the fucking getting?
• 25:00
  El Guapo: I don't know. He got. He kind of got quiet the last couple of days with that rhyme, bombing and shit.
• 25:06
  Testecleese: Yes, or he actually went to the protest. The quote protest in California.
• 25:10
  El Guapo: I guess, sir.
• 25:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, and he's like, Oh, I'm I'm getting tear gassed and.
• 25:14
  El Guapo: Like. What do you expect? Dumb bitch.
• 25:17
  Testecleese: I would say, Hey, at least he went there to see what was actually happening. I I'm gonna give him a little bit of credit. I don't like 99% of what he says.
• 25:23
  El Guapo: 99. What the fuck is 1% you like about.
• 25:27
  Testecleese: Not even like it's just neutral.
• 25:29
  Testecleese: but at least not not every single thing he does is.
• 25:33
  El Guapo: Orange man. Bad.
• 25:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 25:36
  Testecleese: You know.
• 25:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know, but, she said, it's just as bad to be black in America as it is to be in Iran. I was like.
• 25:45
  El Guapo: No.
• 25:45
  Testecleese: You need to cover your face, your ankles, and your wrists. As a woman in Iran. You're not allowed to leave the country without your father's or your husband's consent.
• 25:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 25:55
  Testecleese: You can't go out in public alone.
• 25:57
  Testecleese: They are allowed to drive and vote, though.
• 26:00
  Testecleese: But that was stuff that happened in the seventies before the 1st Soleimani took control.
• 26:07
  Testecleese: which, by the way, was which, by the way, was our fault.
• 26:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:12
  El Guapo: Yeah. Kinda went to church. I was involved in that, too. Shit.
• 26:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, anyway, so Israel.
• 26:18
  El Guapo: Anyways, yeah, Anna.
• 26:20
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
• 26:22
  El Guapo: I was. No, I was just thinking about her, anyways. Go ahead.
• 26:26
  Testecleese: Israel has carried out some strikes in Tehran.
• 26:30
  Testecleese: and they sent out a bunch of warnings to include some of the generals over there. Being like you have 12 h to run away.
• 26:37
  El Guapo: I would not give it 12 h.
• 26:41
  Testecleese: Oh, hey! Flee the country, and we won't blow you up so.
• 26:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, 3 h. Probably tops.
• 26:48
  Testecleese: Iran went nuts blowing, not Iran. Israel went nuts blowing up all their anti-aircraft equipment and radar equipment, and even hitting some sites that they knew that they were top military leaders there.
• 27:02
  Testecleese: And here's the thing is, everyone's been worried about Iran getting a nuclear bomb right.
• 27:11
  Testecleese: I've been hearing that my entire adult life, and when I go and look at the numbers it's been going up for 30 years. We've been saying this. They're only 2 weeks away. They're 2 months away, less than a year for 30 years.
• 27:25
  Testecleese: But then there was this 5.1 magnitude earthquake that hit Iran.
• 27:30
  El Guapo: And a lot of people saying, was that a nuclear test?
• 27:35
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 27:36
  Testecleese: And shortly after this trump gave Iran a warning that you have up to what? Up to 2 weeks.
• 27:43
  Testecleese: To come back to the negotiating table.
• 27:47
  Testecleese: And this is when we were talking Brian last episode
• 27:51
  Testecleese: about how the Nimitz was on its way over there. We were sending B 2 bombers to Guam
• 27:56
  Testecleese: look like we were really ramping up. And I honestly, 1st thing I thought was, this is what trump does. It's a giant show of force.
• 28:03
  El Guapo: Right.
• 28:04
  Testecleese: You know.
• 28:05
  Testecleese: yeah. And then that well, and then we trump also came on and said, Hey, Americans, get the hell out of Iran. Now.
• 28:15
  Testecleese: And then we struck 3 nuclear refining sites in Iran.
• 28:24
  Testecleese: One of these refineries was 300 feet underground
• 28:31
  Testecleese: for anyone who's not an American, or Oh, geez.
• 28:36
  El Guapo: Don't know how to repeat.
• 28:38
  Testecleese: Well, oh, well, I was. Gonna I'm trying to think of the other country that uses the uses, the imperial system. But anyway that's about 90 meters
• 28:47
  Testecleese: in the side of a mountain.
• 28:50
  Testecleese: Now I kept hearing that our Bunker Buster Bombs can only do 200 feet.
• 28:55
  Testecleese: which is about 60 meters.
• 28:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:59
  Testecleese: Let's be real here. Though the 3 of us were in the service, we know as a fact that we under
• 29:04
  Testecleese: tell underrepresent what our weapons are capable of.
• 29:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 29:09
  Testecleese: Because we don't want them to know the true full power, like.
• 29:12
  Testecleese: you know. As a fact, you're not allowed to tell anyone how far the phase to rake on a navy ship can see right.
• 29:18
  El Guapo: No.
• 29:19
  Testecleese: Or how fast an aircraft carrier can actually go.
• 29:26
  Testecleese: But
• 29:27
  Testecleese: either way they they clearly buried this thing deep inside of a mountain to protect it from weaponry, and in particular American Bunker, Bar Bunker Busters, also known as Mops.
• 29:39
  El Guapo: There are bombs!
• 29:40
  Testecleese: No, that's Moab. Mop is like massive ordinance. Penetrator.
• 29:47
  Testecleese: It's a 30,000 pound bomb that falls
• 29:51
  Testecleese: 200 up to 200 feet deep in the ground and then detonates.
• 29:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. So on this facility, we dropped 6
• 29:59
  Testecleese: in succession to make sure we got down in there
• 30:05
  Testecleese: crazy, but also hit 2 other facilities.
• 30:10
  Testecleese: And I don't know. Did you guys hear anything about some alleged missing uranium?
• 30:16
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 30:16
  El Guapo: No.
• 30:18
  Testecleese: I heard there was something like 900 pounds of uranium unaccounted for at this point, and then there was a. They showed a convoy of trucks, leaving the area right before this.
• 30:25
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, I heard about that part. Yes.
• 30:28
  Testecleese: Yeah. So there you go. That's some dirty bombs for Hamas. Huh?
• 30:34
  Testecleese: Oh, well, anyway, after this strike was carried out, the FBI immediately pivoted a bunch of their resources
• 30:44
  Testecleese: to counter terrorism and cybersecurity from immigration
• 30:49
  Testecleese: because of the fear of Irani terror, retaliation, which is crazy
• 30:59
  Testecleese: because ice just picked up 11 Iranian nationals in our nation
• 31:07
  Testecleese: one was a revolutionary guard member. Another was an army sniper, and another was a terror suspect.
• 31:12
  Testecleese: and they were all had something
• 31:16
  Testecleese: on their their list of you know their history.
• 31:21
  Testecleese: Geez! That was the 1st thing I thought was they already got sleeper cells here. Excuse me, I got a frog I cannot get rid of.
• 31:31
  Testecleese: We know they got sleep to cells, and if they didn't, then Iran really blew it when they had a chance to get all these people in this country undetected under Biden, you know.
• 31:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:42
  Testecleese: I don't know where this is. I know it's in here somewhere, but
• 31:46
  Testecleese: they're also saying that we didn't destroy
• 31:51
  Testecleese: was it, Pharaoh, or something like that, the the big one, the ones 300 300 feet underground.
• 31:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:58
  Testecleese: I see. Well, some people have come out and said.
• 32:01
  Brian McFadden: They looked at the imagery, and they don't think it was destroyed. And then other people came out and said, even Catherine Levette, the press secretary came out and was like, Well, this is a highly classified document that somebody magically released to Cnn. Who do you want to trust.
• 32:17
  Testecleese: Pissed. Yeah.
• 32:20
  Testecleese: I don't. I guess exactly. I've seen conflicting reports, and I saw one so that we may have done more damage than we realized in terms of, we might have released radiation into the environment over there from the uranium being turned into powder. Basically, you know.
• 32:35
  Testecleese: So I don't know either way. We either send them back couple months or
• 32:42
  Testecleese: up to 2 years building a nuke if they really want to. You know, the technology doesn't disappear.
• 32:49
  Testecleese: It's just the equipment that might.
• 32:56
  El Guapo: So Al Green. He was the one that they tried to censure a while ago, and the dem started singing instead, yeah.
• 33:02
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 33:03
  El Guapo: Oh, the Oc. Original came in.
• 33:06
  Testecleese: Yes, yes.
• 33:07
  Brian McFadden: That's the guy that says the islands are gonna flip.
• 33:11
  Testecleese: Yes, he's the one who said, Can we? Sure that I was not gonna flip over? That's.
• 33:14
  El Guapo: You see where that was? Him?
• 33:18
  Testecleese: And just so everyone's clear. This is not the same Al Green who did. Let's stay together back in the was it seventies?
• 33:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 33:28
  Testecleese: Anyway, he filed articles of impeachment today.
• 33:30
  El Guapo: The.
• 33:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, which is funny because they're like, Oh, it's over these strikes. You can't do that. You need. You need Congress. Even Jasmine Crock is like, you need Congress to click to do this. And it's like, Okay, what about Obama Bush, Clinton Bush? You know what I mean.
• 33:47
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. They didn't matter then war powers didn't matter. Then.
• 33:51
  El Guapo: No.
• 33:53
  Testecleese: Which? Okay, so check this out. 128 Democrats and all Republicans in Congress voted against impeachment.
• 34:02
  Testecleese: Because even the Democrats like it doesn't work. We just look like dumb asses with our dicks in our hands, you know.
• 34:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 34:10
  Testecleese: But yeah, Aoc called for impeachment, too.
• 34:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 34:13
  Testecleese: And, Brian, you got truth. Did you see what he his response to her was on truth, social.
• 34:19
  Brian McFadden: I never go on there.
• 34:21
  Testecleese: Oh, I thought you did.
• 34:22
  Testecleese: I was thinking about getting an account just to keep up with trump.
• 34:26
  Brian McFadden: It's a good place to do it. That's where he spends most of his time.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: He blew her up, or whatever I called her dumb, and you know the only one dumber than her is Jasmine Crockett, which I got a good laugh out of.
• 34:39
  Testecleese: But then Aoc comes back on X
• 34:42
  Testecleese: and says something about how he's almost broken every promise he made in 5 months, and she goes. Why are you so upset with me? I'm just a silly girl like. There you go! You're a silly girl. Why don't you resign from Congress and go back to tending bar. Then.
• 34:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 34:58
  Brian McFadden: She doesn't even have to go back to a bar. She's making enough money on her retirement as a senator. The.
• 35:04
  El Guapo: No, she's a congresswoman.
• 35:05
  Brian McFadden: But she's still got a huge retirement. You only have to serve one term, and you got a retirement.
• 35:10
  El Guapo: This is fucking both. No fuck. This.
• 35:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's full pay, too, isn't it?
• 35:14
  Testecleese: Something crazy like that? Yeah.
• 35:17
  Testecleese: And it's
• 35:19
  Testecleese: okay. It's not the money the President makes, but it's over a hundred $1,000. Yeah, if you can't, if you can't figure out how to survive on $100,000, you need to adjust your lifestyle right.
• 35:30
  El Guapo: She not going to.
• 35:33
  Testecleese: No, and she can't go back to tending Bar, anyway, because she's not like 22 and.
• 35:37
  Brian McFadden: Good logo.
• 35:39
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong now.
• 35:40
  Testecleese: She's still a pretty woman, she really is. She's very attractive. I'll give her that.
• 35:44
  El Guapo: You know what I will put a ray on. It should give me 2 babies.
• 35:47
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 35:48
  Testecleese: Well, but that's the thing
• 35:49
  Testecleese: is, she's not bartender at like one of the bars that used to be down in Norfolk. Huh! You know what I mean.
• 35:54
  El Guapo: No, she probably Miami or Florida la bartender.
• 36:00
  Testecleese: Which shoot. What which one was it? Was it barn Norfolk that had the
• 36:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 36:06
  Testecleese: No, they had, like 2 dwarfs on staff, serving drinks.
• 36:09
  El Guapo: Oh, I don't know about that!
• 36:10
  Brian McFadden: I think so.
• 36:11
  Testecleese: Oh, man it was went there with the wife.
• 36:14
  El Guapo: Yeah. Privacy bar. No for doing shit like that.
• 36:17
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, those those young women, very young women like they're like 18, just legal enough to serve booze.
• 36:24
  Testecleese: They were almost nothing. They're standing up on this like little makeshift bar, with like a
• 36:29
  Testecleese: one of them old school steel bathtubs.
• 36:31
  El Guapo: Hold on. They were dwarfed, too.
• 36:34
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 36:34
  El Guapo: Little dwarf.
• 36:36
  Testecleese: They? Yeah, they had at least one dual, our network.
• 36:38
  Testecleese: They're serving drinks.
• 36:40
  El Guapo: This is.
• 36:41
  Testecleese: Around, like.
• 36:41
  El Guapo: That's what you kick nowadays, though.
• 36:45
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 36:47
  Testecleese: Yeah. It's
• 36:48
  El Guapo: Anyways moving on next topic.
• 36:51
  Testecleese: Jokes, but I kept hearing.
• 36:52
  El Guapo: No no just.
• 36:53
  Testecleese: The Lollipop Guild song playing in my head from the Wizard of Oz.
• 36:56
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 36:58
  El Guapo: Anyway, moving on! Let's talk about some deals.
• 37:03
  El Guapo: Oh, my God!
• 37:04
  Testecleese: Now the argument that these Democrats were making for impeachment was that it takes Congress to declare war, and even Jack.
• 37:09
  El Guapo: No, he didn't even do. He didn't. Fucking put troops on the ground. He just fucking bitch, slapped Iran like keep them in check and like.
• 37:19
  El Guapo: And that's it.
• 37:19
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing is the War Powers Act of 1973.
• 37:25
  El Guapo: was proposed by a Democrat and voted upon to a point that Nixon wasn't even allowed to veto, the law.
• 37:34
  Testecleese: Which gives the President the authority to do this, and then, after 48 h, he has to go to Congress and ask for permission to continue more strikes.
• 37:44
  El Guapo: All right. Cool did this fucking
• 37:47
  El Guapo: Grenada. Who was that for Granada when right now.
• 37:54
  El Guapo: No Granada Granada.
• 37:56
  El Guapo: When we United States debated Granada just to remove the fucking citizens.
• 38:01
  Testecleese: I don't know who was in office. But was it Reagan?
• 38:04
  El Guapo: I think it was Rick. No, it was after. I think it was Bush, the senior.
• 38:08
  El Guapo: anyways. But after Dow it was fucking every other fucking press that did some shit.
• 38:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's just it's crazy that well, here's the thing. Is the House Speaker, Johnson.
• 38:20
  Testecleese: Mike Johnson. He's saying that this thing is unconstitutional, and I kind of agree with him, but it's still the law on the books.
• 38:28
  Testecleese: and if you're going to impeach trump over this, you need to go and impeach Obama Bush, Clinton Bush, Reagan
• 38:35
  Testecleese: all the way back down the line.
• 38:38
  El Guapo: In Cuba.
• 38:41
  Testecleese: 83 was right after Reagan got in right or right before.
• 38:43
  El Guapo: I don't know who was in.
• 38:45
  Testecleese: It would have been. Maybe Carter.
• 38:48
  El Guapo: Proudly.
• 38:48
  Testecleese: No, Ricardo was after him, wasn't it?
• 38:51
  El Guapo: I don't know when Reagan got elected. I forgot.
• 38:55
  Testecleese: I want to say I want to say 82, or 84 I
• 38:57
  Testecleese: that would have to be 84. I guess I don't know.
• 39:01
  El Guapo: Okay. Go ahead. Keep going.
• 39:03
  Testecleese: It doesn't really matter. But, dear God, we've been involved in plenty of conflicts.
• 39:07
  El Guapo: Yeah, but ball fucking full fucking Fletch ball man like.
• 39:12
  El Guapo: you know, they could have got bush fucking bubbles and fucking and Obama keep going.
• 39:19
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, Afghanistan, Kuwait, Iraq. These were all recent.
• 39:25
  El Guapo: Yeah. So this is sad, because this show the fucking Democrat party don't know the fucking history.
• 39:32
  Testecleese: And this, what's terrifying is this is the Congress.
• 39:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:35
  Testecleese: Guys that are supposed to know this shit cause they.
• 39:37
  El Guapo: Oh, the fucking people that work below! They're like, Hey, look, you, don't wanna do.
• 39:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly. They're rely on their staff to tell them.
• 39:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, unless it's fucking like. Woke the staff. Then home.
• 39:48
  Testecleese: And that's the problem is, they're not hiring. People know what they're talking about. They're hiring people that make them feel good because no one's coming. Hey? You're gonna look like a fucking moron.
• 39:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, stop when this is thrown back at you.
• 39:57
  El Guapo: Do you know what these people need to realize? They need to hire people the momentum.
• 40:02
  El Guapo: you know who's what his momentum order means.
• 40:07
  Testecleese: Memorable moment. Maybe.
• 40:08
  El Guapo: No, remember your mortal. Okay.
• 40:11
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, sorry. My! My Latin's a little rusty here. Sorry.
• 40:14
  El Guapo: You almost got it, you almost got it. But
• 40:17
  El Guapo: what's the name of this fucking Emperor? Emperor of
• 40:22
  El Guapo: God damn it! The.
• 40:23
  Testecleese: Namamoto.
• 40:24
  El Guapo: No the one
• 40:27
  El Guapo: Fuck! I can't remember the last great Emperor Rome, Rome, Emperor.
• 40:33
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez
• 40:34
  El Guapo: And stuff came out with the fucking metal anyways. So he had a servant
• 40:41
  El Guapo: every time some conflict come out and stuff like he used to whisper in his ear like momentum, remember you motto, you up human being, you know, and not Augustus fucking
• 40:53
  El Guapo: the what's the name of the Emperor fucking gladiator.
• 40:58
  El Guapo: The old man.
• 40:59
  Testecleese: Spartacus.
• 41:00
  El Guapo: I got no, no spider.
• 41:02
  Testecleese: Because he wasn't an emperor.
• 41:04
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no! The Emperor, the anyways. But anyway, you just you should remind this person like, Hey, look! You're a mortal person.
• 41:12
  El Guapo: You cannot do a lot of things, you know. You have to go keep letting, you know just
• 41:18
  El Guapo: oh, fuck! I forgot his name.
• 41:20
  Testecleese: Well, I just like to point out, too, that the reason why the President has the authority to do these things without immediately going to Congress is because if you have a quote true democracy.
• 41:31
  Testecleese: while the city is burning, you're sitting there waiting for Congress to get together
• 41:35
  Testecleese: and come to a decision, and by the time they
• 41:39
  Testecleese: yell at each other, and they're done all that garbage Atlanta's already gone.
• 41:43
  El Guapo: You know.
• 41:45
  Testecleese: I mean, I can't think of the names of any of them. There's been a couple
• 41:49
  Testecleese: Oh, God! What's the word? No anarchist communities where everyone gets together and discusses what they're going to do.
• 41:56
  Brian McFadden: And then.
• 41:56
  Testecleese: Were all wiped out, because by the time they got everyone together to talk about it they'd all been murdered by the invading force
• 42:05
  Testecleese: alright.
• 42:08
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 42:09
  Testecleese: Here we go! A sheriff and the sheriff in Los Angeles went online and
• 42:17
  Testecleese: express his condolences for the Irani people.
• 42:21
  El Guapo: Over this attack.
• 42:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, he was in Los Angeles, so he'll probably get away with it.
• 42:28
  El Guapo: No.
• 42:29
  Testecleese: Well, he already went and deleted this post.
• 42:32
  El Guapo: Why, why, what is that? What does that tell you?
• 42:38
  Testecleese: But see, this is the well. We'll get into the Democrats. But this is the thing that a lot of folks don't realize, because Cnn. Will show you like
• 42:47
  Testecleese: a protest.
• 42:49
  Testecleese: Even a riot with like 400 people or a thousand people.
• 42:53
  Testecleese: And they'll tell you everyone feels this way. So these these folks that don't pay a whole lot of attention to what's really going on
• 42:59
  Testecleese: like. Oh, well, this is what everyone does. I don't want to be on the wrong side of history here. That's what they always say. Right.
• 43:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 43:05
  Testecleese: Don't want to get stuck on the wrong side of history.
• 43:08
  Testecleese: And the thing is that everyone, the other
• 43:11
  Testecleese: 2 million people that live there weren't out there burning police cars, and that's what gets me. When Newsom and all these other Democrats come out and say, Oh, it was a small little area in Los Angeles hoku in particular, small little area where there's this unrest.
• 43:26
  Testecleese: It's like, Yeah, you're right. Because everyone else decided it wasn't a good idea to go do this shit because they don't agree with your crazy politics
• 43:33
  Testecleese: doesn't mean that we don't have to do something to stop the Wackadoos that are lighting cars on fire and flipping them over. You know.
• 43:45
  El Guapo: Marcus Aurelius. That's the name of.
• 43:47
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, all right. Okay, yeah. I could have list. I could only list off a handful of.
• 43:52
  El Guapo: No, you've got.
• 43:52
  Testecleese: First.st
• 43:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, you got. He's the one that had a servant telling him you remember your model. You cannot. It's the only thing he could so much he could do, even though he's a fucking Roman emperor. There's so much he could do. You know.
• 44:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Especially after Constantine.
• 44:09
  El Guapo: Yeah. So that's what I was saying, like, you know what.
• 44:12
  Testecleese: Caesar.
• 44:14
  El Guapo: Well, even Caesar, like it will right now, is a lot of.
• 44:17
  Testecleese: Stabbed to death by his own senate.
• 44:19
  El Guapo: Yeah. But you know what right now.
• 44:23
  El Guapo: Caesar, he had such a fucking footprint throughout history. Right now we use his fucking calendar juice, land, calendar.
• 44:31
  Testecleese: There we go!
• 44:31
  El Guapo: Yes, we well, there we had Gregory.
• 44:34
  Testecleese: Your Glorian calendar, and that.
• 44:35
  El Guapo: Base of a fucking. No, that's based on the fucking Pope Gregory. 13. Look it up
• 44:42
  El Guapo: by it. Kind of came based on the Egyptian calendar, which is like but the psalm.
• 44:48
  El Guapo: The C-section comes from the serious section, because.
• 44:51
  Testecleese: I was just gonna bring up Caesarian for being torn open.
• 44:54
  El Guapo: Yeah. That's why fucking July coming next next month is afternoon after July. Scissor.
• 45:02
  Testecleese: Or is Julius.
• 45:04
  El Guapo: The what.
• 45:05
  Testecleese: Orange, Julius.
• 45:06
  El Guapo: What is that for.
• 45:07
  Testecleese: You guys don't know what an orange Julius is.
• 45:09
  El Guapo: No.
• 45:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I do. You get a frozen drink place at the Mall.
• 45:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, they I don't. I think they all closed, didn't they?
• 45:17
  El Guapo: Was this a sexual for 2,000 years, you know.
• 45:21
  El Guapo: But there's a lot of things that Julius did, you know, like, Oh, laws! The Greek laws I mean the Roman laws and stuff like that, history and stuff like that.
• 45:31
  El Guapo: But anyways, I would argue.
• 45:34
  Testecleese: You that Alexander the Great might have had a greater impact on the world.
• 45:40
  El Guapo: Yes, because of the sparky spices.
• 45:44
  Testecleese: Yes, which is.
• 45:45
  El Guapo: So.
• 45:45
  Testecleese: Bringing up what they keep saying. White people don't know how to flavor their food. I'm like, thank you.
• 45:49
  Testecleese: Millions of people, to take their food.
• 45:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, because if it wasn't for Alexander Gray we wouldn't have not fucking. We wouldn't have Columbus. Christopher Columbus.
• 45:59
  Testecleese: Looking for spices.
• 46:00
  El Guapo: You're looking for spices. That's right.
• 46:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he was looking for India. Right? Yeah.
• 46:06
  El Guapo: That's why. No, no, Hindustin, and the only reason he called Indians was something else in Spanish like
• 46:16
  El Guapo: and in in.
• 46:19
  Testecleese: It was India and Pakistan in one country.
• 46:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, Hindustan, but the only reason people call it Indians, because in those
• 46:29
  El Guapo: damn keep forgetting, forget forgetting that phrase. But it was nothing related to India just because this.
• 46:37
  Testecleese: That's another myth I learned in school then, right.
• 46:39
  El Guapo: Yeah. And the only reason that Caribbean is called the Caribbean.
• 46:43
  El Guapo: the Caribbean Islands, called the Caribbean Islands, because.
• 46:48
  El Guapo: Is the area right right there. We're eating each other a carnivores.
• 46:54
  Testecleese: Cannibals.
• 46:55
  El Guapo: Carnivores.
• 46:57
  Testecleese: Or carnivores. That just means you eat meat.
• 47:00
  El Guapo: Each other.
• 47:01
  Testecleese: Cannibalism is eating humans.
• 47:03
  El Guapo: Well, listen. Yes, but that's why they're called Caribbeans.
• 47:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, yeah, I mean, oh, bring this up before we get back on point I'm going to be going on a cruise in July, like a pleasure cruise. Not this, not not this. July next July.
• 47:19
  Testecleese: Haiti is a court visit that's on our don't go to this country list.
• 47:27
  Brian McFadden: You're not going to the Dr.
• 47:29
  Testecleese: That's what I said. This is very possible to just go over the Dominican Republic instead, because I honestly don't want to get off the boat in Haiti.
• 47:36
  Brian McFadden: Cause. The Dr. Is on the same island.
• 47:38
  El Guapo: Well, you don't wanna be the.
• 47:40
  Brian McFadden: Totally different.
• 47:42
  El Guapo: You don't wanna meet what's the name of the guy? The barbecue.
• 47:46
  Brian McFadden: Barbecue.
• 47:48
  Testecleese: Forgot about him.
• 47:49
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 47:51
  Testecleese: And and you know what's funny is, I thought. That's what made me think Haiti was the cannibalism, and that's what Barbecue was doing, wasn't it?
• 47:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, he was eating. Yeah, it was some method of that.
• 48:00
  Testecleese: Well he was. He wasn't eating full meals, but he was.
• 48:03
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 48:04
  Testecleese: Sure.
• 48:04
  El Guapo: Probably still the dominance and shit, you know.
• 48:07
  Brian McFadden: Wasn't biden in charge of barbecue.
• 48:10
  El Guapo: It was in his brain.
• 48:11
  Testecleese: So that means he's probably in charge of the country. Now then, huh? Which might be why, we're.
• 48:15
  El Guapo: No.
• 48:15
  Testecleese: There were no goal list.
• 48:16
  El Guapo: Dude, even even some of the President Bukele. He was like telling the United States like, Hey, send me weapons, and I go fucking. Conquer that place we're like, I would be like, hell. Yeah, let's go down over there, conquer.
• 48:28
  Testecleese: Why can't I remember that guy's name.
• 48:30
  El Guapo: Bukele.
• 48:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, I can't. I can never remember.
• 48:33
  El Guapo: He's a Pakistan. He's not Pakistani. He's fucking
• 48:37
  Testecleese: Well, he ain't El Salvadorian.
• 48:38
  El Guapo: No, he's of Palestinian background, and that's why.
• 48:42
  Testecleese: That's fine. Their country allows that to happen. And that guy, yeah.
• 48:45
  Testecleese: cleaned up El Salvador. Oh, my!
• 48:48
  El Guapo: Yeah dude. Everybody's fucking jealous of El Salvador right now.
• 48:51
  Testecleese: It's right. They say it's the safest country in the world to go to the lowest border right now.
• 48:55
  El Guapo: Western Hemisphere, even safer than Canada.
• 48:58
  Testecleese: South Western Hemisphere, that.
• 49:00
  El Guapo: No Western Hemisphere.
• 49:02
  Testecleese: Wait, I'm saying. It's also the southern hemisphere.
• 49:05
  Testecleese: It's below the equator, right.
• 49:07
  El Guapo: No central above the equator. Where's the equator at Ecuador? Where's Ecuador's? At.
• 49:14
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I know you're right. That Ecuador would have been a good point of reference for Equator, wouldn't it?
• 49:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 49:20
  Testecleese: Damn!
• 49:22
  El Guapo: I don't know why. Okay, honestly, I don't know why we call it equator. When you got Africa to begin with, to call it something.
• 49:31
  El Guapo: I just don't know why.
• 49:32
  Testecleese: Because it's equal on either side.
• 49:34
  El Guapo: No, by equator doesn't. Probably that's why they call it Ecuador because of the equator.
• 49:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's right. It's near the 8th grader.
• 49:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, no. But I'll say, like.
• 49:43
  Testecleese: Us out of it.
• 49:44
  El Guapo: No, no, but I say, like the 1st thing I will. Reference something to Africa. Middle somewhere. Africa, you know. Anyways good. Keep going. Sorry.
• 49:55
  Testecleese: Personally was upset right away when I heard that we had bombed these sites.
• 49:58
  Testecleese: So I was like, shit. We're gonna get drawn to this shit.
• 50:02
  El Guapo: That's right.
• 50:03
  Testecleese: Oh, good!
• 50:04
  El Guapo: That's what I fucking posted at me. It was like, what do you mean? They're like, I'm like, God damn it, I'm like, I don't want to fucking. Start something with you.
• 50:12
  Testecleese: Yeah. But yeah, that's like, I, we don't want a war with Iran.
• 50:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 50:16
  Testecleese: You can make all the jokes you want about their weaponry sucks, Yada Yada, but you cannot occupy a street corner with an F. 16.
• 50:24
  Testecleese: No.
• 50:24
  Testecleese: I mean, and that's when Biden's like, you need to have 16 to point the United States. It's like, Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna take over Boston with jets flying out, bombing the city the whole time.
• 50:34
  Testecleese: Nothing left to rule over once you salted the earth.
• 50:38
  Testecleese: But I was genuinely upset. I was like, Oh, fuck!
• 50:42
  Testecleese: It's gonna happen now, these guys are. Gonna I immediately said, we're going to see a terror attack in the United States from some of these folks that they obviously slipped across the border under Biden, because you know the chance right.
• 50:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, so.
• 50:58
  Testecleese: Republicans are backing trump on this one, though.
• 51:01
  El Guapo: Big time, too. So.
• 51:03
  Testecleese: But you had a handful of guys. Come on and say, I think this is a bad idea like Tucker Carlson, who later apologized.
• 51:09
  El Guapo: No, but I said like he's skeptical because they lie about Iraq. They lie about Libya, they lie about Syria.
• 51:16
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 51:16
  El Guapo: And
• 51:17
  Testecleese: Iraq, Afghanistan.
• 51:19
  El Guapo: Arab, Afghanistan. And so how Iran is special. Whoa.
• 51:25
  Testecleese: Iran was special the whole time.
• 51:27
  El Guapo: Yes, but.
• 51:27
  Testecleese: That's why we made such did such work in Afghanistan
• 51:32
  Testecleese: and Iraq. I don't know if you looked at a map lately.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: But those that those are the 2 countries that border Iran.
• 51:40
  El Guapo: Yeah. But you know what. I'm sorry.
• 51:42
  Testecleese: Guy was like, we'll fuck you up.
• 51:44
  El Guapo: So if somebody lied to me way too many times skeptical about it, like oh, I don't know.
• 51:51
  Testecleese: Even if they.
• 51:52
  El Guapo: Then I got some fucking guy over there. Lie about what.
• 51:56
  Testecleese: Well, even if they get a nuclear bomb, what are they going to do with it? That's going to affect us. Besides, the price of goods.
• 52:03
  El Guapo: They're fucking. You know what somebody said it out there. I forgot what news article. I read it from. You know what they're crazy, but they're not suicidal.
• 52:12
  Testecleese: Hi.
• 52:13
  El Guapo: You know.
• 52:14
  Testecleese: Yes, yeah.
• 52:15
  Testecleese: they're they understand that if they but even so, they don't have the technology to deploy a nuclear weapon in the United States, short of short, of bringing it across on a cargo ship, dropping a submarine in the water and detonating in like.
• 52:28
  El Guapo: There has to.
• 52:29
  Testecleese: And harbor.
• 52:30
  El Guapo: This had a space fucking program, too. So I don't know about that, too.
• 52:33
  El Guapo: That's what this case that's for this.
• 52:36
  El Guapo: I don't know. That's how they.
• 52:36
  Testecleese: Just that's how they justified their ballistic missile program. Their rocket program was a space program. But they haven't even tried to go to the moon. They they're not even launching satellites.
• 52:47
  El Guapo: I don't know. I still skeptical about it, but we'll see how things turn out.
• 52:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, mostly has come out on Trump's side and.
• 52:56
  El Guapo: It was.
• 52:57
  El Guapo: Get it like 76% compared to
• 53:01
  El Guapo: you know about it. Look, don't get me wrong, I trust, trump. I just as trump. Don't trust the fucking intelligence agencies because they've been lying to us for a long time.
• 53:12
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I went. John Bolton and Lindsey Graham both said it was good that we had to drop bombs on Iran. I was like, Oh, shit.
• 53:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like this ain't good. If Lindsey Graham likes it, something terrible happened right.
• 53:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, he's fucking, making money out of it.
• 53:27
  Testecleese: Oh, he's the biggest rhino out there is, I think.
• 53:30
  El Guapo: Fuck that guy man.
• 53:32
  Testecleese: And John Bolton, I want to hold that guy down and shave that stupid, ugly.
• 53:35
  Testecleese: We must off his face.
• 53:37
  El Guapo: This is not even keep it. Trim me like how the fuck you eat with that shit dude like. Oh.
• 53:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean.
• 53:44
  El Guapo: I do like. Look at me! Do like it's not bad, and I still get like, Oh, my God! Like the other day, like fuck like shit get in the way, you know.
• 53:53
  Testecleese: Well, before I eat
• 53:55
  Testecleese: I'll take a comb through the stash and pull it up off my lips, so I don't get food on it because I
• 54:03
  Testecleese: I don't want an actual soup strainer. You know what I mean.
• 54:08
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 54:09
  Testecleese: Why did you see Medvedev, the the former president of Russia?
• 54:17
  Testecleese: It says, Russia claims what it was. It was Medvedev Medvedev. He was the guy before Putin.
• 54:22
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 54:23
  Testecleese: He's saying that there are plenty of nations in line that are going to hand Iran nuclear weapons.
• 54:29
  Testecleese: Who and it's like that would be a bad decision, and Dude.
• 54:32
  El Guapo: Pakistan.
• 54:33
  Testecleese: Pakistan, are you kidding me? Iran was Nuke Pakistan.
• 54:38
  El Guapo: No what the fuck is what next to India fuck? I cannot think of it.
• 54:42
  Testecleese: Pakistan.
• 54:43
  El Guapo: Is it Pakistan.
• 54:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, they used to be one country.
• 54:48
  El Guapo: Anyways.
• 54:49
  Testecleese: Then the Uk split them up.
• 54:51
  El Guapo: Yes, I did it, but no.
• 54:53
  Testecleese: After trump was like, that's dumbest shit I've ever heard. He came, I was like, Oh, well, you know, maybe we
• 54:58
  Testecleese: I don't know if anyone would actually do it.
• 55:01
  Testecleese: But, like again, how would they deploy a nuclear weapon more than
• 55:07
  Testecleese: 800 miles away from where they are.
• 55:10
  Testecleese: They just don't have the technology.
• 55:13
  Testecleese: I mean. Granted they could transport it in like a cargo vessel
• 55:18
  Testecleese: and set one off in the waters and send especially. Why I brought up Boston Harbor is because you got Cape Cod there right.
• 55:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:25
  Testecleese: So it would wash Cape Cod away essentially with the tsunami that came, and that would also send back a lot of the explosive force back inland, washing, in wiping out from Danvis down to shoot Plymouth
• 55:41
  Testecleese: inland, as far as I don't even know. Maybe even Worcester, depending on the size of the ordinance.
• 55:47
  Testecleese: And yeah, I know I know Massachusetts geography a little better than most fun fact. By the way.
• 55:54
  Testecleese: Danvis, Massachusetts is where the actual witch trials happened not. Salem.
• 55:59
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 56:01
  Testecleese: There was, I think, one trial in Salem, and even more fun. Fact, Salem
• 56:05
  Testecleese: didn't exist until the settlers in terms of a land mass didn't exist until the settlers got there. They filled in the ocean
• 56:13
  Testecleese: to build a landmass next to Danvis, to make Salem.
• 56:16
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 56:17
  Testecleese: Kind of cool stuff, huh?
• 56:19
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 56:22
  Testecleese: But anyway, he's like, Yeah, no, I don't think anyone will actually give him a nuke.
• 56:26
  Testecleese: And here's the thing is, I don't think they would even nuke Israel. Honestly.
• 56:32
  Testecleese: I really don't. I think they would rather have the weapon as a bargaining chip.
• 56:40
  Testecleese: you know, like, Hey, stay the stay the F. Out of our affairs, we'll stay the F out of yours.
• 56:47
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 56:49
  Testecleese: Did we even mention.
• 56:51
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 56:51
  Testecleese: No, I know. I know I just had separated because it's oh, shit.
• 56:56
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 56:56
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 56:58
  Brian McFadden: When you put them like that. Usually it's a different category.
• 57:01
  Testecleese: I know, I know, but anyway, Iran has ordered the closing of the Strait of Hormuz.
• 57:09
  El Guapo: That's not gonna happen.
• 57:11
  Brian McFadden: Well, they aren't going to use a naval blockade to do it. They're going to mine. The Straits of Hormuz.
• 57:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 57:19
  El Guapo: That's not gonna work with officially, China.
• 57:24
  Testecleese: Well, China doesn't need the straight of Hormuz to get oil from Iran, though.
• 57:29
  Testecleese: and trump already went ahead, told China. Go ahead and buy oil from him. We don't care.
• 57:34
  Testecleese: But here's the thing train of Hamuz brings you into the Persian Gulf.
• 57:39
  Testecleese: It is yeah. 1, 5th or 20% of the world's oil comes out of there.
• 57:45
  El Guapo: That's okay. We can sell all it to everybody else.
• 57:49
  Testecleese: We could. We could. But I like the idea of our strategic petroleum reserve oil reserve.
• 57:55
  Testecleese: so that when the rest of the world runs out because we keep being told we're gonna ride.
• 57:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:01
  Testecleese: And then we still got it for another 5 years, maybe.
• 58:06
  Testecleese: Assuming someone like Biden doesn't show up and sell it off again.
• 58:10
  Testecleese: Or just release it, to make gasoline out of it, to bring down the gas price, because you blew the economy so bad.
• 58:17
  Testecleese: But yeah, exactly, Brian. I'm more than anything we're concerned about sea mines being put everywhere.
• 58:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, and crude's already jumped up to 3.9% from $80 a barrel.
• 58:33
  Testecleese: That was as of a couple of days ago. I believe I'm not sure.
• 58:35
  Brian McFadden: It was, yeah.
• 58:37
  Testecleese: From what I saw today. Oil's down below what it was before.
• 58:41
  Brian McFadden: Okay?
• 58:42
  Brian McFadden: Because the narrowest point
• 58:44
  Brian McFadden: there's critical. There's choke points on the straighter muse. The narrowest point is 20 miles wide. That's it.
• 58:49
  Testecleese: Yes, you only got it. You only got to put a handful of minds there. Yeah. Now, where are environmentalists
• 58:55
  Testecleese: that don't want to watch. You don't like seeing the oil taken out of the earth. That's bad enough. Now imagine an oil tanker gets a giant hole blown the side of it, and all that oil pours out into the the ocean.
• 59:07
  Brian McFadden: And they could also try. You know, shore-based missiles.
• 59:12
  Brian McFadden: too. I mean that the interception by patrol boats and helicopters that's what they've been doing the last few years. But I don't think that's really been that effective and definitely not what they want to do now. They want to show a much bigger show of force. If they.
• 59:28
  Brian McFadden: if this ceasefire doesn't stick, then
• 59:31
  Brian McFadden: I'd be looking for underwater mines and
• 59:36
  Brian McFadden: missiles being flown out to the.
• 59:38
  Testecleese: Short range.
• 59:38
  Brian McFadden: All you got to do is all you gotta do is take out a couple tankers, and
• 59:42
  Brian McFadden: the world's economy is in the shit.
• 59:45
  Testecleese: Oh, people, these ships are already refusing to go in there like it's not. It's not even worth the risk. It's just absolutely not worth it. And remember, these mines are magnetic.
• 59:53
  Testecleese: and they are super powerful in terms of
• 59:55
  Testecleese: of magnetism. So you don't even have to hit the mine. It'll get attracted to the hull of your ship.
• 1:00:03
  Testecleese: And, Brian, you're right. It's going to be mines, not a naval blockade, because what's going to happen should Iran go out there with their naval blockade.
• 1:00:11
  Brian McFadden: We're going to blow them up.
• 1:00:13
  Testecleese: Yes, we're going to blow it up, and we've done this before, you know.
• 1:00:17
  Testecleese: It was something like 8 h the United States destroyed half of Iran's navy several years ago.
• 1:00:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:00:25
  Testecleese: Anyone who wants to hear the story about it go check out the fat electrician on Youtube.
• 1:00:30
  El Guapo: He's.
• 1:00:30
  Testecleese: But he tells funny stories, but they're all true. He brings all the numbers and everything.
• 1:00:36
  Testecleese: It was something like 8 h destroyed half their navy, because they fired on one of our ships, and no, not even that.
• 1:00:43
  Testecleese: We went to go take out some oil derricks or something that they had.
• 1:00:47
  Testecleese: and one of their ships fired upon us. So just boom! That was the end of that, you know.
• 1:00:58
  Testecleese: Anyway, in response to the United States. Striking these facilities, Iran claims that they fired as many missiles
• 1:01:05
  Testecleese: at the American base in Qatar.
• 1:01:08
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:01:09
  Testecleese: Thing is, it was as many as bombs. We dropped on one refinery.
• 1:01:15
  Testecleese: They.
• 1:01:16
  Brian McFadden: And only we intercepted 2 of the missiles. One of them landed in the field is what I heard.
• 1:01:21
  Testecleese: There's 2. I thought, Yeah, I thought it was, Yeah, okay, you're right. They fired 3, or was it 6?
• 1:01:26
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:01:27
  Testecleese: The way.
• 1:01:28
  Brian McFadden: Nobody was killed or hurt in it. I mean, it's interesting. They chose Qatar because Qatar has diplomatic relations with Iran. Still.
• 1:01:37
  Testecleese: And guitar immediately told us.
• 1:01:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:41
  Testecleese: But yeah, we fired down all but one missile, and we saw the other one coming like, well, that's gonna miss by like 20 miles, so we really don't care that.
• 1:01:49
  Brian McFadden: I've actually been on the base in Qatar.
• 1:01:51
  Testecleese: Gosh! What? I'm gonna click on it and find out what the name of that voice is, because I keep forgetting
• 1:01:57
  Testecleese: it's what.
• 1:02:00
  Brian McFadden: I mean they call it guitar. They call it gutter. You know. The name depending on who's in office is.
• 1:02:07
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, yeah. I meant the name of the.
• 1:02:08
  Brian McFadden: Cheers.
• 1:02:09
  Testecleese: I meant the name of the base.
• 1:02:11
  Testecleese: Of course I of course it's not in here, whatever.
• 1:02:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:02:24
  Testecleese: Yeah. So like, apparently caused like 0 damage. And this you know as well as I do. This was to save face with his own people right.
• 1:02:32
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it was. I mean he's hiding in a bunker someplace in Iran right now, so he needed to do something to save a little face.
• 1:02:40
  Testecleese: Can you guys give me a little insight into Irani political structure?
• 1:02:46
  Testecleese: They have. Well, they have an Ayatollah and a Prime Minister.
• 1:02:52
  Brian McFadden: The Ayatollah is the supreme leader of Iran. He's a religious leader. It's run by religion.
• 1:02:58
  Testecleese: It's a theoryocracy. Yes, but so what does the Prime Minister do?
• 1:03:03
  Brian McFadden: He does whatever the Ayatollahs tell him to do.
• 1:03:07
  Testecleese: So he's just the guy that actually he's up there. He gets.
• 1:03:10
  Testecleese: He gets blown up instead.
• 1:03:12
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:03:14
  Testecleese: Okay. And I genuinely don't think Trump wants to kill the Ayatollah.
• 1:03:20
  Brian McFadden: No, he was offered a plan by the from Israel, and he turned it down. That's the rumor Mill going around.
• 1:03:26
  Testecleese: Yes, I heard that, too.
• 1:03:29
  El Guapo: Because you you don't want to back. You don't want a big backyard gap for leadership, because any other fucking snake jump on it.
• 1:03:36
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, Hamas and Isis
• 1:03:40
  Testecleese: and I don't know. Is the Muslim Brotherhood over there or not. I don't know.
• 1:03:44
  Brian McFadden: That was
• 1:03:45
  Testecleese: I know. There.
• 1:03:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Syria!
• 1:03:47
  Testecleese: I know they're in Egypt, too.
• 1:03:50
  Testecleese: but I mean there's plenty of these organizations. They've been funding and arming. They're going to try to take over right away, and all you need is some extremist who's not, who believe.
• 1:04:02
  Testecleese: who will be honored to be destroyed in combat.
• 1:04:06
  Brian McFadden: Yes, you.
• 1:04:06
  Testecleese: Get is 72 virgins.
• 1:04:09
  Testecleese: Now, here's the thing no one told these guys. By the way.
• 1:04:13
  Brian McFadden: They're trans.
• 1:04:15
  Testecleese: The what.
• 1:04:16
  Brian McFadden: The virgins are trans.
• 1:04:19
  Testecleese: Actually, Iran doesn't mind. Trans. No check this out dude.
• 1:04:25
  Testecleese: I went and had a look because I want to. I know Iran is not the same as like Afghanistan when it comes to
• 1:04:33
  Testecleese: these are moral laws, things, you know.
• 1:04:35
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:04:38
  Testecleese: If you are a homosexual in Iran, they will force transition surgery on you. So you're not gay.
• 1:04:46
  Brian McFadden: That's why there's no gays in Iran.
• 1:04:49
  Testecleese: That's exactly.
• 1:04:51
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:04:51
  Testecleese: Now there's no gays in Afghanistan because they get thrown off of rooftops and hung by helicopters.
• 1:04:55
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:04:57
  Testecleese: And typically, you use the word hanged. But that's when it's done properly and your neck breaks. These guys would just slowly lift you up and choke you to death.
• 1:05:05
  Testecleese: So you know, great guys, there.
• 1:05:07
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:05:09
  Testecleese: Oh, no, yeah. If we kill him, then some religious zealot's gonna take over.
• 1:05:15
  Testecleese: And the thing is with these 72 virgins. They're all like 22 year old video game guys that weigh 240 pounds. So it's like, yeah, you get 72 fat video gamers that don't go out and meet women.
• 1:05:31
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:05:33
  Testecleese: Oh, there we go, the Idf. Israeli Defense force, right.
• 1:05:37
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:05:39
  Testecleese: Killed the commander from Iran, that orchestrated with Hamas
• 1:05:45
  Testecleese: for the October 7th attack in Israel.
• 1:05:48
  Brian McFadden: They've been trying to get him for a while now.
• 1:05:51
  Testecleese: You. Well, they told us he was the target.
• 1:05:54
  Testecleese: What Israel went out of control. Dude.
• 1:06:00
  Brian McFadden: Got to, though. I mean, whether we agree with their methods or not. They've been.
• 1:06:05
  Brian McFadden: We've got Iran. We've got all these countries over there that swear. Palestine swears death to Israel, and their their whole goal in life is to destroy Israel
• 1:06:18
  Brian McFadden: out of the face of the planet.
• 1:06:20
  Testecleese: Well, I keep hearing from Republicans and
• 1:06:23
  Testecleese: Israeli leadership that Israel can handle this alone. They don't need our help.
• 1:06:27
  Testecleese: But then they say, hey? Can you guys shoot down some of these missiles coming at us? Can you guys drop some Bunker Busters
• 1:06:33
  Testecleese: on on their stuff? It's like, well, apparently you can't do it your own.
• 1:06:39
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, I think they went kind of nuts in Palestine. I honestly better. They stopped.
• 1:06:45
  Testecleese: The problem is, if they stop fighting the Palestinian Gaza conflict. The problem is, there would be peace for probably 5 to 10 years.
• 1:06:53
  Brian McFadden: That's what's happened in the past.
• 1:06:55
  Brian McFadden: They don't want to relive. They don't want to. They're trying to learn from history whether we agree with
• 1:07:02
  Brian McFadden: the length they're going to, you know. They're trying to do something different.
• 1:07:06
  Testecleese: Let it be their fucking fight. Then, dude, I'm gonna put them now in the same bag I was putting Ukraine
• 1:07:12
  Testecleese: fuck it. We're spending too much money in all this shit. And yes, we put way more money in Ukraine in a couple years than we have to Israel since they existed.
• 1:07:23
  Testecleese: But anyway, Trump negotiated a ceasefire between Iran and Israel.
• 1:07:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, apparently that's doing really well. Both sides have violated it.
• 1:07:32
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:07:34
  Testecleese: Did you see? Did you see what trump hear? What Trump had to say about it?
• 1:07:38
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:07:39
  Testecleese: Oh, I wish I had it brought up to play for you.
• 1:07:43
  Testecleese: Well, 1st Iran fired. One rocket
• 1:07:48
  Testecleese: at Israel. Israel, came back with the largest payload of bombs the world has seen since World War. 2.
• 1:07:56
  Brian McFadden: Oh, good!
• 1:07:57
  Testecleese: Yes, and trump behest.
• 1:08:01
  Testecleese: I swear he was more pissed when he addressed the media than he was when he kicked Zelensky out of the oval office.
• 1:08:07
  Brian McFadden: Bang!
• 1:08:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, he said, these 2 countries have been fighting each other so long. Neither one of them know what the fuck they're doing anymore. I was like Whoa, trump dropped an F bomb
• 1:08:19
  Testecleese: like trump actually dropped the F bomb.
• 1:08:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:08:22
  Testecleese: But what he specifically
• 1:08:25
  Testecleese: after that one rocket went off. He told Israel, he's like, Hey, back off, guys, it was one. It didn't hit anything. They had 12 h to stop hostilities. Israel waited to the 11th hour of the 12 h window
• 1:08:38
  Testecleese: and boom!
• 1:08:41
  Testecleese: And he said something along the lines of like that. One rocket could have been a mistake. It could have. The orders could have been given yesterday, and just worry hadn't got to the guy by the time he hit the button.
• 1:08:50
  Testecleese: Of course, he went on, true social, to tell Israel not to drop the payload that he knew was in the air because it took him an hour and a half to get there.
• 1:08:59
  Testecleese: It's kind.
• 1:09:01
  Brian McFadden: Well, the b 1 bombers take longer than that.
• 1:09:04
  Testecleese: Well, they came from the United States.
• 1:09:06
  Testecleese: Was it a 36 h flight they took, or something like that?
• 1:09:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're probably always like, always like communication stuff. They're probably watching Youtube on the way over there, too. So what the fuck.
• 1:09:16
  El Guapo: you know.
• 1:09:18
  Testecleese: But anyway, Israel has sworn that they won't, that they are done with their hostilities. That window is closed. We're, gonna
• 1:09:26
  Testecleese: you know, figure out some way to handle this. Iran didn't respond or retaliate to the massive strike which is good.
• 1:09:34
  Testecleese: And then, now he's been nominated for a peace prize over this.
• 1:09:40
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:09:42
  Testecleese: And it's it's hilarious because there's a video of a Cnn anchor in
• 1:09:47
  Testecleese: Want to say Pakistan May, Afghanistan? I don't know somewhere over there.
• 1:09:52
  Testecleese: She got the news that Trump had announced that the ceasefire and she's like that didn't happen. It's not. She just kept going whatever. And then, like the top advisers there showed up in person like, Yeah, no. This happened that both countries have agreed to it. You can see her face just dropping her jaw drop like, oh.
• 1:10:10
  Testecleese: oh, dude! If he brings peace to the Middle East again!
• 1:10:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:10:17
  Testecleese: Then maybe I'm going to overlook the bombs. We dropped and.
• 1:10:22
  El Guapo: It's like one little motherfuckers just talking all the time. Sometimes they do a little bitch lap to calm down. You know.
• 1:10:31
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:10:32
  El Guapo: You know, it's just.
• 1:10:33
  Testecleese: What I what I think more likely than Iran.
• 1:10:38
  Testecleese: didn't get the word to the guy pushing the button in time.
• 1:10:40
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:10:41
  Testecleese: Think was more likely. Is Iran wanted to get the last word.
• 1:10:44
  El Guapo: They all were like that, you know, like.
• 1:10:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, like, the tough guys in the bars like, Yo.
• 1:10:50
  Testecleese: yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
• 1:10:52
  El Guapo: He just fucking slap each other like, Oh, my God!
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. No one wants to walk away.
• 1:10:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:10:59
  El Guapo: Nobody want to seem like they're less picture less, you know.
• 1:11:04
  Testecleese: The bitch.
• 1:11:05
  El Guapo: The bitch. Yeah, that's all. It was.
• 1:11:10
  Testecleese: Not all.
• 1:11:12
  Testecleese: I don't know. I'm just. I'm glad the conflict has ended. I'm
• 1:11:16
  Testecleese: little concerned about this possible mining
• 1:11:19
  Testecleese: of the straight at home moves. But.
• 1:11:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:11:24
  Testecleese: We'll see where that goes. I guess we do. We do have ways to take out sea mines as the United States Navy. Don't we
• 1:11:32
  Testecleese: like detective, and do even detonate them.
• 1:11:36
  Testecleese: I think, without destroying our own vessels. I'm not sure.
• 1:11:40
  Testecleese: I know we used to have the ones with landmines that were like giant basically giant steamrolls, chains welded to the
• 1:11:46
  Testecleese: giant drum that would whip out
• 1:11:48
  Testecleese: and smack the mines and set them off.
• 1:11:51
  Testecleese: But
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: well, let's move on to migration, I guess, unless you guys got anything you want to bring up or discuss at all about what happened over there and what's going on, because that was possibly, as trump put it, a 12 day. War.
• 1:12:09
  Brian McFadden: I'm good.
• 1:12:09
  Testecleese: And nothing is to be said, though right.
• 1:12:13
  Brian McFadden: Well. He was nominated for a peace prize.
• 1:12:15
  Testecleese: Yes, by well, what's the dude's name? He's a a
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: he's a Republican Congressman. I want to say.
• 1:12:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:26
  Brian McFadden: I have a hard time believing he'll he won't get it, even though Obama got one for doing absolutely nothing.
• 1:12:34
  Testecleese: I'm sorry you're all jarbled there. What did we say?
• 1:12:36
  Brian McFadden: He won't get it, even though Obama got one for doing absolutely nothing.
• 1:12:41
  Testecleese: Well, that's not true. Obama blew up an American citizen child overseas.
• 1:12:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but that shouldn't qualify him for the Nobel Peace Prize.
• 1:12:50
  Testecleese: Well, apparently it did.
• 1:12:55
  Testecleese: That's Spain.
• 1:12:58
  Testecleese: Barcelona, in particular, is getting frustrated with all these tourists, and they want them to go home.
• 1:13:06
  Testecleese: They're squirting. They're squirting these folks with water guns, saying you don't belong here. Get out of our country! And I just laughed my butt off at it.
• 1:13:14
  El Guapo: Did you just hear about this? This is like, since last year.
• 1:13:18
  Testecleese: Oh, it's been ongoing! I just.
• 1:13:19
  El Guapo: Oh, I guess it could go still.
• 1:13:22
  Testecleese: Yeah. It showed up in my newsfeed.
• 1:13:23
  El Guapo: Oh, shit. Yeah, this shit been going up for since last year.
• 1:13:28
  Testecleese: Well, I got a good laugh, too, because I watched one of these men on the street interviews recently, when a guy went to the protests.
• 1:13:35
  Testecleese: And I don't know if you guys have noticed. But it's almost all boomers and college kids at these protests.
• 1:13:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, they got nothing else worth to. Do.
• 1:13:43
  El Guapo: You know, I don't know how much they're getting paid, you know, to protest.
• 1:13:47
  Testecleese: No, the the protests aren't getting paid. The the organizers are.
• 1:13:53
  Testecleese: And yeah, but well, the boomers are what drive me nuts, because these these assholes
• 1:14:01
  Testecleese: have been handed their whole fucking life on a silver platter.
• 1:14:06
  Testecleese: From the greatest generation.
• 1:14:08
  Testecleese: They never had to deal with shit. All they had to do, all they've done, their entire goddamn lives is protest and say how everything's evil and wrong.
• 1:14:17
  Testecleese: I mean, these are the same people that were protesting everything in the seventies.
• 1:14:22
  El Guapo: And.
• 1:14:22
  Testecleese: In the sixties.
• 1:14:25
  Testecleese: Well, let's take a bunch of acid, smoke a bunch of pot and go tell. Go tell the prison why he sucks.
• 1:14:31
  Testecleese: It's like, Get a fucking job dude. And now the boomers hold something like 80% of the wealth in this country.
• 1:14:38
  Testecleese: And, by the way, it's all about to disappear because they've been sitting on these fucking houses for so long. I brought this up before I saw a whole bunch of shit today about the housing market is falling apart because no one's buying houses right now, because they're just too damn expensive.
• 1:14:53
  Testecleese: Exactly what I said would happen.
• 1:14:56
  Testecleese: You're but anyway, he asked, this person, protesting, ice.
• 1:15:06
  Testecleese: So like. Should you be able to like? Just
• 1:15:09
  Testecleese: go to like Germany and just like start a job.
• 1:15:13
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:15:14
  Testecleese: Just live there and work like well, no, it's their country, it's their culture, it's their rules. You can't just show up. And
• 1:15:20
  Testecleese: you know it demands of you. What if you're not even demanding stuff? What if you just like, you know? Hardworking, honest person? It's still their country. Because what about the same thing happening here.
• 1:15:31
  Testecleese: and they just looked at him like, I don't want to talk to you anymore, and walked away. I just I see so much of that.
• 1:15:37
  Brian McFadden: It's like, how, how do you not see that coming when you know what I mean?
• 1:15:44
  Testecleese: Texas has given up on their border wall.
• 1:15:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because the Federal government's taken over and gonna build it. So they got no reason that's paid for it.
• 1:15:54
  Testecleese: Has built more border wall than the United States has, but
• 1:16:00
  Testecleese: they're saying the Federal Government looks like they're going to take responsibility. But they were going to do that last time under trump. And then Biden went and sold off the wall material for a dollar a section.
• 1:16:11
  Brian McFadden: It's so trump nobody could build a wall when he got kicked out of office.
• 1:16:17
  Testecleese: That's just insane.
• 1:16:21
  Testecleese: Sorry these things cost you like 10 grand a piece for these sections of it, and you're selling them for a dollar. It's worth more than a dollar in scrap metal.
• 1:16:32
  Testecleese: Gee, if I had a giant truck I would have gone down there and picked up a handful of these things and just scrapped it, or
• 1:16:39
  Testecleese: I don't know. Sold it as steel. Usable steel, you know.
• 1:16:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:16:44
  Testecleese: I don't know. Do you guys have any idea what steel is worth?
• 1:16:47
  Brian McFadden: A lot.
• 1:16:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, shit ain't cheap, especially good steel.
• 1:16:55
  Testecleese: But yeah, we'll see
• 1:16:57
  Testecleese: what's gonna happen. I'm hoping Trump actually gets on this wall, I haven't heard anything about it honestly, in a long since Biden sold the pieces of it.
• 1:17:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:17:08
  Testecleese: Oh,
• 1:17:12
  Testecleese: I want to say it's a meat pack in print.
• 1:17:14
  El Guapo: Plant that this happened in
• 1:17:18
  Testecleese: Or anyway, ice went in
• 1:17:22
  Testecleese: criminal networks. A meat packing plant in Omaha, Nebraska.
• 1:17:26
  Testecleese: Ice went in there and.
• 1:17:28
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, I heard about that.
• 1:17:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, for these illegal migrants there.
• 1:17:33
  Testecleese: Over a hundred people had their identity stolen. So these people could be paid like, you know, social security number.
• 1:17:40
  Testecleese: and that was something I brought up to a
• 1:17:42
  Testecleese: that dude Sean, when he mentioned that he had 3 of his employees taken away by ice up in Massachusetts.
• 1:17:49
  Testecleese: I was like, well, did you know they were illegal?
• 1:17:53
  Testecleese: He's like, what do you mean? What if I did? And I was like, well, that's against the law to hire illegal immigrants knowingly.
• 1:18:00
  Testecleese: I was like. And also I was like, how did you pay them? If they didn't have a social security number or a work id number.
• 1:18:06
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure they provided something.
• 1:18:08
  Testecleese: That you're paying them under the table and not paying taxes on it.
• 1:18:12
  Brian McFadden: That's illegal.
• 1:18:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, that's against the law, too, like you might want to, as far as like, you might want to stop saying stuff like this, because it's out there for everyone to see. Within an hour he took that post down.
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: But yeah, they stole over a hundred identities.
• 1:18:30
  El Guapo: By them.
• 1:18:32
  El Guapo: Can they steal mine and pay taxes for me? That's all I care.
• 1:18:36
  Testecleese: Well see they wouldn't pay the tax for you. Instead, they would take out debt in your name that you would have to pay back.
• 1:18:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:18:45
  Testecleese: But these are like most of these people are like disabled and aren't working. So there's no like double paycheck coming in.
• 1:18:52
  Testecleese: Or in disabled and firmed.
• 1:18:57
  Testecleese: Elderly, etc, etc. Oh, and infants.
• 1:19:04
  Testecleese: So you know, just honest, hard work, and the people right
• 1:19:09
  Testecleese: steal an identity. And I know we talked about this before. But did we bring up last episode? Brian, the Tyson chicken plant that was raided on Trump's 1st term.
• 1:19:18
  El Guapo: Mississippi.
• 1:19:19
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think so.
• 1:19:20
  Testecleese: Okay, it might have been Mississippi. You're right. Yeah. And like 300 illegals were taken out and
• 1:19:29
  Testecleese: Cnn. Msnbc, Cbs, ABC. All of them came out to go. These are jobs Americans don't want to do. And now who's good? The cost of chicken is going to go through the roof because no one's doing it anymore.
• 1:19:42
  Testecleese: The next day there were 600 Americans in line applying for jobs.
• 1:19:49
  Testecleese: So it's you don't want to do the job because it's below you.
• 1:19:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, what?
• 1:19:57
  El Guapo: No, there's some Americans that want to do it. But as long as they pay fucking minimum wage
• 1:20:02
  El Guapo: well, that's the thing. That's exactly where I was going to go with this Guapo.
• 1:20:06
  Testecleese: If Mcdonald's called you. As soon as this we stopped recording and offered you a job as a cashier.
• 1:20:13
  Testecleese: What would you? What would you say? What's the 1st thing you'd say to them?
• 1:20:16
  El Guapo: Depends on location. How much.
• 1:20:19
  Testecleese: Hey? You're right. If you're gonna pay me minimum wage to work the register. No, I'm doing better. I'm doing better without a real job right now.
• 1:20:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Testecleese: Right. But if you're gonna offer me $150,000 a year to run a register, I'll do it.
• 1:20:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:20:35
  Testecleese: And that's the thing is now, Tyson, when this happened, was like shit. We need employees, so you have to pay them
• 1:20:41
  Testecleese: the amount of money they find acceptable, or else they walk away, and no one's processing your chicken.
• 1:20:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:48
  Brian McFadden: Dope.
• 1:20:49
  Testecleese: And this is the argument I kept bringing up when it comes to left. Wing wants to increase minimum wage.
• 1:20:54
  El Guapo: No, the people gonna do whatever what it's worth.
• 1:20:58
  Testecleese: You, you can increase minimum wage. That's fine, but that just means the cost of goods going to go up.
• 1:21:03
  El Guapo: Week.
• 1:21:03
  Testecleese: And here's the best part is this is the same argument the left is bringing up now these illegal migrants. Well, the cost of goods is going to go up because we have to pay people more. So you want a living wage or not. Are you genuinely saying we need slave labor to make things affordable for your white collar job.
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: I don't know. Maybe you don't need like Trump said. Maybe you don't need $10. Maybe you only need one.
• 1:21:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:21:29
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:21:31
  Testecleese: Hi!
• 1:21:33
  Testecleese: So these left wing activists!
• 1:21:36
  Testecleese: You know how much digging and reading they do before they act right.
• 1:21:40
  Brian McFadden: None.
• 1:21:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, they helped a child. Ravens escape ice.
• 1:21:47
  Testecleese: So.
• 1:21:49
  Brian McFadden: Hopefully, hopefully, they get prosecuted for aiding and abetting a child. Yeah.
• 1:21:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, then, impeding an investigation and
• 1:22:01
  Testecleese: hit him everything that he can right.
• 1:22:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:22:04
  Testecleese: Put these guys in prison just like, those judges
• 1:22:09
  Testecleese: that helped these folks escape. They're both facing actual charges now, which is awesome.
• 1:22:17
  Testecleese: And hey, if they get acquitted they get acquitted. I'll probably be disappointed, and I want to blame the system of where they are. But they're being tried in Federal Court, you could move them to
• 1:22:27
  Testecleese: halfway across the country for a quote. Fair trial, you know.
• 1:22:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:22:36
  Testecleese: All right. Who's that? What's this asshole's name?
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: Hakeem Jeffries?
• 1:22:43
  Brian McFadden: A minority, minority house leader.
• 1:22:46
  Testecleese: Yes, I can never remember his name. I always think Hassan Piker with Hakeem Jeffries.
• 1:22:51
  Brian McFadden: He said there were no riots in La.
• 1:22:54
  Testecleese: No, there's unrest, but no riots. I'm like, I don't know, man. If January 6th was a riot
• 1:23:01
  Testecleese: when people walk through open doors.
• 1:23:04
  Testecleese: And there's a little bit of violence. Don't get me wrong. I mean, people were breaking windows.
• 1:23:08
  Brian McFadden: There's a lot more violence happening in La. They looted a autozone.
• 1:23:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, they did like a hundred people looted an autozone. And it's like
• 1:23:20
  Testecleese: what you really needed. Brake fluid that bad.
• 1:23:23
  Testecleese: Because, you know, they're just doing this to feed their families. So.
• 1:23:26
  Brian McFadden: They were going for the catalytic converters.
• 1:23:29
  Testecleese: Catalytic converters.
• 1:23:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23:31
  El Guapo: Hey, guys, I gotta go. I'll talk to you guys later. I'm sorry.
• 1:23:36
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, I was just gonna make a joke about how they should. If they're just feeding the family, they should go ahead and drink the
• 1:23:41
  Brian McFadden: They really would.
• 1:23:43
  El Guapo: Yeah. I've been up since 4 o'clock this morning, so I'm about.
• 1:23:46
  Brian McFadden: So have I.
• 1:23:47
  El Guapo: All right.
• 1:23:49
  El Guapo: Well, I gotta go with boot. Well, whatever anyways, talk to you guys later.
• 1:23:53
  Brian McFadden: Letter.
• 1:23:54
  El Guapo: Leonard guys.
• 1:23:54
  Testecleese: Bro.
• 1:23:55
  El Guapo: Alright!
• 1:23:57
  Testecleese: But yeah, he's going to unrest, and
• 1:24:02
  Testecleese: they're blaming. They're trying to blame Trump for any of the violence that's happening.
• 1:24:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:08
  Testecleese: And that just make me laugh. It's like
• 1:24:11
  Testecleese: I don't like what he did, so I'm going to light something on fire, or I'm going to blow something up
• 1:24:18
  Testecleese: like that makes it acceptable. Because if that's the case, we'd see a lot more violence in the streets. Wouldn't we.
• 1:24:24
  Brian McFadden: You think so?
• 1:24:28
  Testecleese: I gotta relieve myself. Brian Supreme
• 1:24:32
  Testecleese: Court came back with what? 8 out of 10
• 1:24:36
  Testecleese: things good for trump. But of course the news media is only talking about the 2 that
• 1:24:40
  Testecleese: didn't help trump.
• 1:24:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And this drudge is already China overrule the Supreme Court.
• 1:24:50
  Brian McFadden: So
• 1:24:54
  Brian McFadden: basically, this division there on the Supreme Court blocks the trial court order, while litigation continues over efforts to deport people to so-called 3rd countries.
• 1:25:06
  Brian McFadden: So in theory, Trump should be able to deport deport deport. But it didn't take long before.
• 1:25:19
  Brian McFadden: A judge has temporarily blocked an effort to where are they here now?
• 1:25:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:28
  Brian McFadden: you know, just because the Supreme Court says it doesn't make it so. The lower courts are looking for ways to get around the order.
• 1:25:36
  Brian McFadden: and a judge has temporarily block Trump's effort to deny visas to Harvard students.
• 1:25:45
  Brian McFadden: He's trying to.
• 1:25:46
  Testecleese: Supreme Court already ruled in on that.
• 1:25:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, this judge has been. He temporarily blocked it.
• 1:25:52
  Testecleese: How, how, and you know what
• 1:25:56
  Testecleese: a judge that was appointed under Biden did something similar about
• 1:26:01
  Testecleese: it actually might be the same story.
• 1:26:06
  Testecleese: Alright. Let me click here and give it a quick refresher
• 1:26:11
  Testecleese: Supreme Court allowed trump administration earlier on Monday to move forward quickly, deporting illegal immigrants. I'm sorry. Migrants to countries, not okay.
• 1:26:21
  Testecleese: You. You could deport them to a 3rd nation if necessary.
• 1:26:25
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:26:26
  Testecleese: Like if if Venezuela refused to take these folks, you can send them somewhere else. Now. One news article I saw mentioned. Oh, even though the war-torn South Sudan.
• 1:26:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, that'd be a good place for him.
• 1:26:39
  Testecleese: Well, hey, that's a good deterrent.
• 1:26:41
  Testecleese: you know. It's like, don't even bother. We'll send you to Sudan in the middle of a war zone.
• 1:26:45
  Testecleese: But Sudan's probably one of the handful of countries that. Yeah, we'll take them, you know.
• 1:26:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, here's the other article I was thinking about, where this Biden judge appears. A skirt. Scotus in the.
• 1:26:57
  Testecleese: That's what I was just. That's what I just mentioned.
• 1:26:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:00
  Testecleese: With a 3rd country thing skoda specifically came out and said he could do this.
• 1:27:05
  Testecleese: And then this Judge Lower Court judge is like. No, you can't. It's like who the fuck are you? How do you handle this.
• 1:27:12
  Brian McFadden: I think he's going to get a smackdown from the Supreme Court.
• 1:27:15
  Testecleese: You already? Did
• 1:27:18
  Testecleese: you already did so, I mean like, do you? Do you arrest the judge for for this? I don't know. Is that something that happens, you
• 1:27:26
  Testecleese: disbar them. Would you just ignore his? His decision.
• 1:27:31
  Brian McFadden: I would ignore his decision.
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: Oh, I mean that's what trump, not trump, that's what Biden did with
• 1:27:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. The Supreme Court.
• 1:27:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, twice, the Supreme Court told him. He's not allowed to forgive student debt.
• 1:27:45
  Testecleese: and he's like, I don't care. I'm gonna do it, anyway, it's like what the fuck.
• 1:27:49
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 1:27:54
  Testecleese: Other news concerning the court system. The 9th Circuit Court.
• 1:27:59
  Testecleese: Has told California they are not allowed to limit firearm purchases to one a month that is absolutely unconstitutional.
• 1:28:07
  Brian McFadden: So now they got to come up with new rules.
• 1:28:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, a new way around it, because that's what they're gonna do right?
• 1:28:12
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:28:14
  Testecleese: Just
• 1:28:16
  Testecleese: just wait until they say, Well, it's not a firearm. It's a whatever, whatever it's like. It doesn't matter
• 1:28:21
  Testecleese: the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
• 1:28:26
  Testecleese: According to that language. To me, you should.
• 1:28:28
  Testecleese: You could have a nuclear weapon.
• 1:28:32
  Testecleese: I don't see any way around it honestly, especially because the United States doesn't build their own nuclear weapons. Civilian companies do.
• 1:28:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:28:40
  Testecleese: 1 billion companies sit on them until the government buys them.
• 1:28:44
  Testecleese: Is that illegal.
• 1:28:46
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:28:47
  Testecleese: Obviously not because that's what we're doing.
• 1:28:53
  Testecleese: And it's just it's
• 1:28:54
  Testecleese: fascinating. Listening to these folks say stuff like, Oh, here comes the civil wars like there's no weapons allowed in your state, you know, or or they're trying to make it so. You're not even allowed to have a carry a knife, let alone a gun.
• 1:29:07
  Testecleese: How do you think this is going to turn out? And yeah, I know it's not going to be civilian versus civilian necessarily.
• 1:29:14
  Testecleese: What shit when Massachusetts go ahead goes ahead and outlaws guns altogether.
• 1:29:21
  Testecleese: Oh, man, I I'm gonna head up there and get me a whole bunch of free shit.
• 1:29:26
  Testecleese: because what is anyone gonna do to stop me? You know.
• 1:29:31
  Brian McFadden: Nothing.
• 1:29:33
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, I got my knife. You brought a knife to a gunfight. You're an idiot.
• 1:29:40
  Testecleese: Oh, this one got me good!
• 1:29:44
  Testecleese: Neera. Tanden was one of Biden's top aides.
• 1:29:49
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:29:51
  Testecleese: Trump said.
• 1:29:53
  Testecleese: you don't have executive privilege that Biden had. You don't get to say you can't question me concerning Joe's mental acuity.
• 1:30:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:30:01
  Testecleese: Auto and the auto pen thing
• 1:30:05
  Testecleese: and a lot of a lot of dems like, Oh, you can't do that. Oh, they obviously have the same privileges. It's like you put Steve Bannon in prison, for it.
• 1:30:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:14
  Testecleese: Hey!
• 1:30:14
  Brian McFadden: You throw that you threw that bus out of the water, you know, along back in the day, you know. So yeah.
• 1:30:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is what I keep bringing up dude. I was like, just wait until there's a Democrat in office
• 1:30:26
  Testecleese: and a whole bunch of judges just stepping like, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope.
• 1:30:32
  Testecleese: and you can say we can't just do that like our President's been set. You guys showed us you could. Problem is, the Republicans have no fucking spines.
• 1:30:41
  Testecleese: Meg.
• 1:30:41
  Brian McFadden: And she was told she was. She was authorized to use the auto pen.
• 1:30:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay.
• 1:30:49
  Testecleese: she said. She was authorized to use the autopad. Now, it's 1 thing if the President is sitting next to you and says, go ahead and sign it.
• 1:30:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:30:57
  Testecleese: I mean. I got the.
• 1:30:58
  Testecleese: she said. She said she quote was responsible for handling the flow of documents to and from the President close quote, and was authorized to direct auto pen use. From October 21 to May 23, direct authorized to direct auto pen use.
• 1:31:14
  Testecleese: and she handled the documents coming and going. It doesn't say she got to decide.
• 1:31:19
  Testecleese: Well, actually, it says she got to decide.
• 1:31:22
  Testecleese: Choose authorized to direct auto pan use right?
• 1:31:25
  Testecleese: That means the President didn't necessarily necessarily have anything to do with that.
• 1:31:30
  Testecleese: If she's telling someone else to do it.
• 1:31:33
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:31:33
  Testecleese: Especially Joe didn't know where he was.
• 1:31:36
  Testecleese: you would have forgotten it within 20 min.
• 1:31:39
  Brian McFadden: I mean, how many times has Joe been in public since January 20, th like 2, 3.
• 1:31:45
  Testecleese: Yeah. And they were all to talk shit about trump.
• 1:31:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:31:49
  Testecleese: You already got the new Google docs.
• 1:31:50
  Brian McFadden: I got the date wrong that
• 1:31:53
  Brian McFadden: I got the wrong year. It's not 289, is it? No, it is 2 90. Yeah, I had it right. Oh, apparently I didn't share it in Google. Docs, 2, 89.
• 1:32:02
  Testecleese: That's fine. I still you still should be able to click, file open. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:32:08
  Testecleese: That's how I do it every time, anyway, because I leave 289. I'll leave this one here when we're done, and when I come to do the next one I just open the next one.
• 1:32:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:32:18
  Testecleese: The Dems are, though that man they are as much trash as we heard about trump.
• 1:32:23
  Testecleese: The Dems are in some serious trouble here. Man
• 1:32:27
  Testecleese: Quinnipiac University published a poll this month.
• 1:32:32
  Testecleese: A 21% approval rating for dem dems in Congress.
• 1:32:36
  Testecleese: the lowest since 2,009
• 1:32:39
  Testecleese: and a Cnn slash. Ssrs, I'm not sure who Ssrs is. Poll found. The Patience party's favorability is 29%, the lowest since 92.
• 1:32:53
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, they're putting Aoc up as like.
• 1:32:56
  Brian McFadden: Possible candidate for President.
• 1:32:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's their girl.
• 1:33:01
  Brian McFadden: Bad idea.
• 1:33:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, we hear about how much everyone hates trump. Realistically, it depends on which polls you look at. And the thing is.
• 1:33:09
  Testecleese: you hear these words, oh, it's a 7 point drop for trump. Yeah. But you you went and found the poll that had a 7 point drop when Rasmussen had him up.
• 1:33:19
  Testecleese: Had him a 5. You know.
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: You have to look at the same polling company
• 1:33:25
  Testecleese: as an aggregate over time to see where it actually is, because they're they all disagree with each other. I'm sure you've noticed that.
• 1:33:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:35
  Testecleese: And he lost some support over this bombing thing until the ceasefire happened.
• 1:33:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:33:44
  Testecleese: Oh, so we talked about this what what they call it
• 1:33:51
  Testecleese: project something when they were trying to figure out how to
• 1:33:54
  Testecleese: talk to men and white people, and white men in particular.
• 1:33:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:33:58
  Testecleese: Can't remember what it's called 20 million dollars. They put into this.
• 1:34:01
  Testecleese: Well, the Democrat party now has a Youtube channel.
• 1:34:07
  Testecleese: The Democrats Daily Blueprint, right.
• 1:34:10
  Brian McFadden: Oh, boy!
• 1:34:12
  Testecleese: Yeah. Their debut got 9,000 views.
• 1:34:15
  Brian McFadden: That's it.
• 1:34:16
  Testecleese: Now that's more than we get. That's for, damn skippy!
• 1:34:19
  Brian McFadden: Not by much.
• 1:34:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, trump.
• 1:34:24
  Brian McFadden: War room gets 83,000 views.
• 1:34:30
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, that was this is a single tweet from Trump war room.
• 1:34:34
  Testecleese: A single tweet got 83,000 views, as of Tuesday, which was more than the 21,000 that a Democrat blueprint has gone.
• 1:34:42
  Brian McFadden: 12 episodes. Yeah.
• 1:34:43
  Testecleese: 12 episodes combined.
• 1:34:45
  Testecleese: No one gives a shit what these folks have to say anymore. So when you say everyone agrees, no, they fucking don't do.
• 1:34:53
  Testecleese: For the most part. Most folks most folks that disagree are
• 1:34:57
  Testecleese: don't want to put in the effort the little tiny bit of effort that you and I are putting in to do this because it's not worth their damn time.
• 1:35:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:35:04
  Brian McFadden: I mean, a lot of people are pissed off that they removed David Hogg, too, in the party.
• 1:35:09
  Brian McFadden: because he was trying to revive the party support among young and male voters, but.
• 1:35:13
  Testecleese: Ye, yeah, but he was making it more radical. That's for damn skippy.
• 1:35:18
  Testecleese: At least he was trying to.
• 1:35:21
  Testecleese: Yeah. And then people just don't give a shit
• 1:35:26
  Testecleese: what the Democrat party is doing anymore, because that what have they done? What is their policy? What is their platform right now? Besides
• 1:35:33
  Testecleese: orange man background.
• 1:35:34
  Brian McFadden: Trump. Yeah.
• 1:35:38
  Testecleese: Well, you already lost that election. I mean, you couldn't even
• 1:35:44
  Testecleese: you couldn't even have a primary process because you guys didn't know what was gonna happen.
• 1:35:50
  Testecleese: And then it's funny listening to these folks now, like people voted for Kamala. It's like, well, not in the primaries, like, yeah, they did.
• 1:35:55
  Testecleese: No, there was no fucking primary.
• 1:35:57
  Brian McFadden: She was out before the primaries happened. She dropped before the 1st primary vote.
• 1:36:03
  Brian McFadden: so I think she was around for the I caucuses, and when she didn't do that well, there she was, gone.
• 1:36:09
  Testecleese: That was the 1st time around.
• 1:36:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:36:12
  Testecleese: The second time around. They didn't even do a primary right.
• 1:36:14
  Brian McFadden: No, they? Well, they did one, but her name wasn't on it, because Biden was running, so she was still running on his ticket.
• 1:36:22
  Testecleese: Exactly. Then they just handed her the nomination. And these folks like oh, they did, too. It's like, no, no.
• 1:36:28
  Testecleese: alright, this wasn't even that long ago. Guys.
• 1:36:30
  Brian McFadden: No, this was less than a year ago.
• 1:36:33
  Testecleese: Yeah. And again, the memory of a goldfish thing.
• 1:36:36
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:36:37
  Testecleese: Do these folks genuinely not remember? Or are they liars?
• 1:36:44
  Brian McFadden: Are there fires.
• 1:36:45
  Testecleese: I think so too. And the problem is, don't.
• 1:36:50
  Testecleese: It's obvious to everyone that you're lying at this point because anyone who's paid attention at all.
• 1:36:56
  Testecleese: not only knows this, but can show it to you.
• 1:36:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:37:00
  Testecleese: Like. Oh, no! Here it is. She just got handed the nomination because Joe dropped out after the primaries ended.
• 1:37:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they wanted to make sure that money that he had built up in the election
• 1:37:11
  Brian McFadden: campaign fund could be automatically transferred her. She was like one of. She was the only candidate that could get the whole war chest and be able to use it in, which is very.
• 1:37:21
  Testecleese: Controversial.
• 1:37:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:37:23
  Testecleese: People were wondering if that was legal, I believe. What's his name there? The actor?
• 1:37:28
  Testecleese: Oh, the one from Nypd Blue, not Nypd Blue er.
• 1:37:35
  Brian McFadden: I have no idea. I haven't seen her in a long time.
• 1:37:37
  Testecleese: I've never watched it, but I still know that's where it showed his career started.
• 1:37:41
  Testecleese: Oh, my!
• 1:37:42
  Brian McFadden: Jonathan Wiley.
• 1:37:44
  Testecleese: No, no.
• 1:37:44
  Brian McFadden: From the librarians.
• 1:37:47
  Testecleese: No son of a bitch. I can see the guy's face, too.
• 1:37:54
  Testecleese: Anyway, it doesn't matter. He came out and said something like this. Seems like we just got ripped off. This isn't who we donated money to.
• 1:38:01
  Testecleese: You know, as soon as I we stop recording. I remember the guy's name, too.
• 1:38:07
  Testecleese: Holy shit! Have you been following the New York race for Mayor. New York.
• 1:38:11
  Brian McFadden: A little bit. Yeah, a little bit.
• 1:38:14
  Testecleese: You seen this? I'm gonna call him a Communist, but they're gonna say, he's a Socialist.
• 1:38:21
  Testecleese: You.
• 1:38:22
  Testecleese: This guy's probably gonna beat Cuomo.
• 1:38:25
  Testecleese: Now, technically speaking, Cuomo's in the lead.
• 1:38:29
  Testecleese: But
• 1:38:31
  Testecleese: New York City uses a rank choice voting system. So he, if he doesn't get 50% or more, it's gonna go to rank choice.
• 1:38:38
  Brian McFadden: Brain choice is stupid.
• 1:38:40
  Testecleese: Yes, because that means someone that no one actually voted for.
• 1:38:43
  Testecleese: It's probably gonna end up winning unless it's an.
• 1:38:46
  Brian McFadden: Maybe it would be the Republican that's running.
• 1:38:51
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 1:38:53
  Testecleese: Well, this.
• 1:38:54
  Brian McFadden: The Republican that's running is the guy in charge of
• 1:39:01
  Brian McFadden: the the motorcycle group up there that protects people
• 1:39:05
  Testecleese: How Los Angeles.
• 1:39:06
  Brian McFadden: Guardian angels
• 1:39:09
  Testecleese: The Guardians, aren't they? I thought. They're the New York City subway guys, or whatever.
• 1:39:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, those people. Yeah. The the guy that started that up he's running for Mayor.
• 1:39:18
  Testecleese: Yeah. The red beret guys, right?
• 1:39:19
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:39:21
  Testecleese: Wow. Republican. Interesting.
• 1:39:23
  Brian McFadden: Curtis Silva. That's his name, Curtis Silva.
• 1:39:25
  Testecleese: And see that'll be in the general election. This is gonna happen in the primary.
• 1:39:31
  Brian McFadden: Incorrect.
• 1:39:31
  Testecleese: Probably gonna lose to this guy can't remember his name. He's a Muslim Socialists.
• 1:39:39
  Brian McFadden: And the hell is that but.
• 1:39:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, right.
• 1:39:42
  Brian McFadden: Angeles.
• 1:39:43
  Testecleese: Zoran, Mamdani.
• 1:39:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, look! He was endorsed by Aoc, big spry.
• 1:39:54
  Testecleese: And Bernie Sanders.
• 1:39:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, there you go.
• 1:39:59
  Testecleese: here's the problem with this guy. I say, the problem. He's got a lot of problems. One of them that really bothers me, that Democrats do a lot. Is this code switching?
• 1:40:08
  Testecleese: He uses a different accent, depending on who he's speaking to.
• 1:40:12
  Brian McFadden: Oh, my word, like Hillary does.
• 1:40:14
  Testecleese: Like Hillary. I don't feel Norway's tired by now.
• 1:40:17
  Testecleese: but this guy got called out because he he was like, Oh, no, I get people don't trust politicians, you know. Politicians historically just aren't trustworthy, you know. There's they're as bad as lawyers.
• 1:40:31
  Testecleese: And then the the interview is doing. The woman asking him was like, Well, what what about you changing your accent? Everyone you speak to, which one's real, which ones are fake and he's like, well, I was born in
• 1:40:43
  Testecleese: can't remember where, he said.
• 1:40:45
  Testecleese: and he's like. Then I lived in Pakistan for a while. Then I moved to the United States. He's like. So
• 1:40:51
  Testecleese: your accent just randomly changes.
• 1:40:54
  Brian McFadden: Right. I I relax, and I have a couple beers.
• 1:41:00
  Testecleese: Starts to come back out right.
• 1:41:01
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:41:02
  Testecleese: That's how you could tell how many I've had.
• 1:41:06
  Testecleese: Once I'm asked. I disappeared.
• 1:41:08
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Got a pod car.
• 1:41:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, you got parked guy and have a yard.
• 1:41:13
  Testecleese: And what's the difference between your khakis and your cockies?
• 1:41:18
  Brian McFadden: A lot.
• 1:41:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, your car keys will start your car.
• 1:41:21
  Testecleese: You can't, and your butt.
• 1:41:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:41:26
  Testecleese: But yeah, this guy he's talking about government grocery stores.
• 1:41:33
  Brian McFadden: What? Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
• 1:41:35
  Testecleese: Yes, and he wants to make.
• 1:41:36
  Brian McFadden: Is it gonna look like the grocery stores in Moscow, where there's nothing on the shelves back in the day.
• 1:41:42
  Testecleese: Well, no, probably more like a Potemkin village in North Korea, where there's just pictures of food on the ship.
• 1:41:46
  Brian McFadden: I remember those that was awesome. That was only there for the reporters, you know.
• 1:41:53
  Testecleese: Yes, but he wants to make the transit system free in New York City as well.
• 1:41:59
  Brian McFadden: Who's gonna pay for that?
• 1:42:01
  Testecleese: The taxpayers. Obviously it's good, I will say. Oh, by the way, this guy was a rapper
• 1:42:10
  Testecleese: before he ran for office.
• 1:42:12
  Brian McFadden: No wonder Aoc likes him.
• 1:42:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not a fan of his work. But hey, I'm not huge into rap. It's gotta be really good for me to get into rap, you know.
• 1:42:23
  Testecleese: Little side story, not even before we
• 1:42:28
  Testecleese: go on here. North Korea made me think of it.
• 1:42:31
  Testecleese: The problem you've had Korean Barbecue.
• 1:42:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:42:37
  Testecleese: Okay. It's it's good, right? Like they kebab meat and vegetables right in front of you, and you get to cook it, or they'll cook it for you.
• 1:42:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:42:45
  Testecleese: I think we should get together and do like a Dick's last resort thing. You remember them.
• 1:42:49
  Testecleese: Anyone that waiters are rude to you.
• 1:42:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they have one in
• 1:42:54
  Brian McFadden: Guithersburg.
• 1:42:56
  Testecleese: We should do one that's North Korean barbecue.
• 1:42:59
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:43:00
  Brian McFadden: North Korean, Barbecue.
• 1:43:02
  Testecleese: Get. You get half portions of food right.
• 1:43:06
  Testecleese: There's pictures of Kim Jong-UN on the wall, but the eyes follow you. When you move around
• 1:43:12
  Testecleese: anything you don't eat gets fed to one giant fat Korean guy sits in the corner
• 1:43:18
  Testecleese: and it's impossible to leave.
• 1:43:21
  Brian McFadden: That's funny.
• 1:43:21
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, I want bread lines, too literal bread lines.
• 1:43:28
  Testecleese: I bet you people would go there you would, too. You would laugh your ass off like I got ripped off, but it was fun.
• 1:43:34
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:43:36
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:43:37
  Testecleese: Well, moving into our leftovers. Here, Brian.
• 1:43:41
  Testecleese: Hey, look at that! We're coming up for 2 h. We actually managed to draw this out.
• 1:43:44
  Testecleese: Do you think we're gonna be able to honestly?
• 1:43:48
  Testecleese: So did he, the diddy, the diddler, Diddy John Combs.
• 1:43:54
  Brian McFadden: The diddler diddly defense.
• 1:43:56
  Testecleese: Yes. Well, check this out.
• 1:43:58
  Testecleese: Prosecution rested their case today. Right?
• 1:44:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:44:03
  Testecleese: So then the defense got to come up and give their case.
• 1:44:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:44:07
  Testecleese: Prosecution took. What? 2 weeks, 3 weeks.
• 1:44:10
  Brian McFadden: What's.
• 1:44:10
  Testecleese: Like that.
• 1:44:11
  Testecleese: Defense, took 20 min.
• 1:44:13
  Brian McFadden: So. Apparently the defense thinks that the prosecution didn't prove their case.
• 1:44:17
  Testecleese: Either they think they didn't prove their case, or.
• 1:44:20
  Brian McFadden: Are you looking for a miscarriage.
• 1:44:21
  Testecleese: Give. Yeah. Why, they said nothing to give like Oh, whoops!
• 1:44:26
  Testecleese: Shit!
• 1:44:27
  Testecleese: I don't know I don't. I honestly don't know what happened over there.
• 1:44:31
  Testecleese: I mean, I wasn't cool enough to get diddled by Michael Jackson or Diddy.
• 1:44:35
  Brian McFadden: You were invited to the part. The after parties.
• 1:44:38
  Testecleese: Exactly what they call them. Freak offs.
• 1:44:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. The recoffs.
• 1:44:43
  Testecleese: To
• 1:44:44
  Testecleese: the sheer fact that he had a thousand bottles of baby oil in his house at a time makes me think something crazy was going on there, and don't get me wrong. Women in bathing suits wrestling each other is not illegal.
• 1:44:55
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 1:44:56
  Testecleese: But if that's like something you're doing in your house what the fuck else is happening in your house.
• 1:45:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:45:04
  Testecleese: So we'll see. We'll see what happens all right.
• 1:45:08
  Testecleese: I
• 1:45:09
  Testecleese: don't dislike his work, not a huge fan of it. Just because I'm not like, I said. I'm not into rap.
• 1:45:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:45:16
  Testecleese: But she what's the one come in out?
• 1:45:21
  Testecleese: Oh, shit!
• 1:45:22
  Testecleese: The more money we come across, the more problems we see. It was a cover of someone else's song
• 1:45:28
  Testecleese: that was a good cover. He did a decent cover of every breath you take, and sting actually performed on it. I was like, all right. That's not terrible, you know.
• 1:45:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:45:38
  Testecleese: But yeah, 20 min. It depends exactly. Either. I think those prosecution didn't make their case, or they're thinking
• 1:45:46
  Testecleese: we got nothing to defend against this, you know.
• 1:45:53
  Testecleese: I don't know. Do you give a shit about the C-span caller.
• 1:45:57
  Testecleese: Rip and Tapper, a new one about his biden book.
• 1:46:00
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:46:01
  Testecleese: I don't really, either.
• 1:46:04
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 1:46:05
  Testecleese: The the media has come out. Okay. So another one of these Supreme Court rulings I had mentioned there were 10 that came out like at the same time, basically.
• 1:46:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Oh, the Tennessee ruling. Yeah.
• 1:46:17
  Brian McFadden: They talked about this on the where.
• 1:46:20
  Brian McFadden: That was the Tennessee courts that put this ruling in place where
• 1:46:26
  Brian McFadden: minors aren't allowed to do transitor surgeries.
• 1:46:29
  Testecleese: Yes, and the Supreme Court upheld it.
• 1:46:31
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:46:32
  Testecleese: Now I didn't read the ruling
• 1:46:36
  Testecleese: This could easily go nationwide, though depending on how they worded their decision.
• 1:46:42
  Brian McFadden: I don't think they worded it that way.
• 1:46:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, probably not because.
• 1:46:45
  Brian McFadden: Because they're saying, Well, people can.
• 1:46:48
  Brian McFadden: People are saying, Well, then, go to different States and get it done. Still, if their parents let them. The problem is, there's a few States out there that got a ban on the hormones.
• 1:47:00
  Brian McFadden: You can't get the hormones in Texas. If you go to another state to get your surgery. You can't keep getting the hormone things you need.
• 1:47:09
  Testecleese: When you move back to Texas.
• 1:47:10
  Brian McFadden: Yes, exactly.
• 1:47:12
  Testecleese: So you'd have to leave the State altogether.
• 1:47:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:47:14
  Testecleese: Okay. Okay. Now, I guess that makes sense. Now, see? That's okay.
• 1:47:20
  Testecleese: I understand. It depends on why you would need the hormones, though.
• 1:47:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:47:24
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:47:25
  Brian McFadden: Because they're because they were saying Tennessee was saying. You know, this isn't a doctor's decision here, you know, because.
• 1:47:31
  Brian McFadden: you know, there's usually underlying mental issues that go along with, you know, transgender.
• 1:47:39
  Testecleese: Well, that's actually something that the transgender community wants to remain in the Dsm 5.
• 1:47:45
  Brian McFadden: 5, yeah.
• 1:47:46
  Testecleese: Because if it's not in there, it's not a disorder, then your insurance doesn't have to cover your hormones to keep you. Trans.
• 1:47:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:47:55
  Testecleese: So you have to keep it as a mental disorder. And you point you point this out to people.
• 1:48:00
  Testecleese: and not Claire, because Claire is very clear on what's going on, because I'm gonna tell, I made a decision.
• 1:48:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's fine. I don't have a problem. With that I had no issue with that whatsoever. I'm talking about minors here.
• 1:48:10
  Testecleese: Children, yes.
• 1:48:11
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:48:12
  Testecleese: 5.
• 1:48:13
  Testecleese: But yeah, if it wasn't a mental disorder
• 1:48:16
  Testecleese: they wouldn't get help. Because no, you're fine. This is normal, right?
• 1:48:20
  Testecleese: And this is what gets me, too, is like.
• 1:48:22
  Testecleese: we don't let kids buy booze.
• 1:48:25
  Brian McFadden: We don't want kids buy cigarettes. We don't want kids.
• 1:48:27
  Brian McFadden: Oh, you can't be 21 to buy cigarettes nowadays.
• 1:48:32
  Testecleese: And they're saying, because your brain doesn't stop developing until you're 25, actually.
• 1:48:37
  Testecleese: So why are you gonna sterilize your 15 year old.
• 1:48:41
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:48:42
  Testecleese: Sheesh, it's it's
• 1:48:46
  Testecleese: I don't think we've ever mentioned it, but it turns out most people that think their trends is
• 1:48:50
  Testecleese: children desist like they go through puberty properly, you know, in its entirety, and also they feel like they they really are.
• 1:49:00
  Testecleese: So by transiting them. You're putting them in the suicide category by being in the wrong body.
• 1:49:06
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:49:06
  Testecleese: And just one more thing on the mental illness. On this
• 1:49:09
  Testecleese: you don't find a 16 year old girl suffering from anorexia
• 1:49:15
  Testecleese: and give her a belly band surgery, do you? Or a gastric bypass.
• 1:49:19
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:49:20
  Testecleese: No, because cause it's not. It's not helpful.
• 1:49:23
  Brian McFadden: You don't.
• 1:49:24
  Testecleese: You don't cut someone's left hand off because it does. It feels alien to their body, because it's not good for you to do this kind of stuff.
• 1:49:35
  Testecleese: Oh, sonny, Austin almost died. Live on air.
• 1:49:39
  Brian McFadden: I thought it was her aide, not her.
• 1:49:41
  Testecleese: Oh, you're right. I'm sorry I thought it was her my mistake.
• 1:49:44
  Testecleese: Well, I don't care that much.
• 1:49:47
  Testecleese: Allergic reaction. Walnut!
• 1:49:51
  Testecleese: I don't wish anyone death honestly, maybe prison time. But.
• 1:49:57
  Testecleese: You can say all the horrible things you want. I'm not gonna even wish prison on. You. Just shut the fuck up right
• 1:50:04
  Testecleese: now. Here's the thing that I have in a little clump.
• 1:50:06
  Testecleese: you know. I was tempted, tempted, to make a group out of, but I couldn't find enough stuff to make a category.
• 1:50:13
  Testecleese: These militants I want to say, Libya, but it's gonna end up being Syria, just because.
• 1:50:19
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:50:20
  Testecleese: Just because I oh, Nigeria, she's not even close.
• 1:50:27
  Testecleese: They were shouting Allah Akbar!
• 1:50:30
  Testecleese: And they killed 200 Christians.
• 1:50:33
  Testecleese: and then locked the doors to the church and burn the church down. Many of them burned alive.
• 1:50:41
  Brian McFadden: Crazy.
• 1:50:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, Nigerian authorities are very upset with this. So it's not like Nigeria is
• 1:50:49
  Testecleese: supporting this kind of stuff. They, whereas.
• 1:50:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but they're not going to do much to
• 1:50:56
  Brian McFadden: to to do anything with it, you know. They're kind of.
• 1:50:59
  Testecleese: We don't have the resources honestly.
• 1:51:02
  Testecleese: Well, just 200 killed for worshiping God.
• 1:51:07
  Brian McFadden: That's crazy. I got one other topic I want to bring up what's not in the category just popped in my head.
• 1:51:12
  Testecleese: Alright, I was gonna alright. Okay.
• 1:51:13
  Brian McFadden: The the the congresswoman from the gang of 5 that lives in Minnesota.
• 1:51:21
  Testecleese: Is that
• 1:51:22
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:51:23
  Testecleese: Daughter married her brother.
• 1:51:24
  Brian McFadden: Yes, she recently out, and said that.
• 1:51:30
  Testecleese: Country in the world, or something like that.
• 1:51:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, America is the worst country in the world. She's originally born in Somalia. I propose she go ahead and move back to Somalia.
• 1:51:38
  Testecleese: Well, if it's the worst country in the world, or, she said quickly, becoming.
• 1:51:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, then why don't you go?
• 1:51:44
  Testecleese: Go back home, or else.
• 1:51:47
  Brian McFadden: Cause. Somali is worse than America. I don't care what anybody says by any standard.
• 1:51:52
  Testecleese: Oh, something I wanted to mention about Sudan earlier that I had forgotten.
• 1:51:57
  Testecleese: Sudan has the lowest per capita income on the planet.
• 1:52:03
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 1:52:04
  Testecleese: Guess how much money your average Sudanese person makes a year.
• 1:52:11
  Brian McFadden: $50.
• 1:52:13
  Testecleese: More than 50 bucks. I wish we had Cooper here, and 3 other people to do like a price right thing.
• 1:52:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:52:20
  Testecleese: $330 a year.
• 1:52:22
  Brian McFadden: Dang! I hope the price of everything's that low.
• 1:52:26
  Testecleese: Well, mostly dirt roads.
• 1:52:31
  Testecleese: They they. It looks like a shanty town. I actually looked at it on Google Earth, or whatever
• 1:52:36
  Testecleese: the house look like a strong wind might blow most of them over, and they're all like on top of each other.
• 1:52:40
  Testecleese: It's funny because I saw this one green spot, and I was like what the what's going on here, you know. Maybe it's some kind of oasis I zoomed in zoomed in Usaid. There's a Usaid building there, and that they managed to put in irrigation. And all this stuff, this nice looking buildings that will be modern in the United States. They got paved roads, driveways, I was like, Oh.
• 1:53:03
  Brian McFadden: Or they're not doing anything to help the people
• 1:53:05
  Brian McFadden: other than throw them some mres every once in a while.
• 1:53:09
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:53:10
  Testecleese: Ridiculous.
• 1:53:12
  Testecleese: Anyway, I'm gonna get back on this
• 1:53:16
  Testecleese: bad things happening overseas hurting people.
• 1:53:21
  Testecleese: Okay. So this one was Syria.
• 1:53:23
  Testecleese: At least 22 people were killed and 63 others were injured. After a suicide bomber opened fire before detonating explosive vest inside a Greek Orthodox church in Syria on Sunday, June 20 second.
• 1:53:37
  Testecleese: What's the matter with people? Dude.
• 1:53:40
  Brian McFadden: Makes no sense.
• 1:53:42
  Testecleese: It's it's crazy.
• 1:53:45
  Testecleese: And this this other one here, this fucking video of it.
• 1:53:53
  Testecleese: the if 18 month old.
• 1:53:56
  Testecleese: Was, was there. Just got off a plane in in Moscow, right arrivals in Moscow.
• 1:54:03
  Testecleese: The mother was getting the the stroller ready
• 1:54:06
  Testecleese: to put the her and pregnant mother
• 1:54:09
  Testecleese: the fuck. Google's trying to sell me stuff, son of a bitch. I.
• 1:54:13
  Brian McFadden: Don't buy it.
• 1:54:15
  Testecleese: I know they want me to answer a bunch of questions. Who will give you the shit? I don't care. I want to read this damn article?
• 1:54:21
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:54:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, of course not. Now to it up. See, this is how you know you got shitty frigging. This is from Daily Mail, too.
• 1:54:30
  Brian McFadden: You gotta get your subscription to Daily Mail.
• 1:54:32
  Testecleese: Apparently.
• 1:54:35
  Testecleese: Anyway. This guy walks up to the 18 month old, you know, toddling around as a toddler.
• 1:54:44
  Testecleese: Looked around. You can see him on the video. Looks around like, huh! Does anyone see me
• 1:54:48
  Testecleese: picked this 18 month, old baby boy? And chucked him head 1st into the tile floor of the airport.
• 1:54:57
  Testecleese: Kids got a fractured skull spinal injuries and is in a coma clinging to life right now.
• 1:55:04
  Brian McFadden: And and the guy got away with it.
• 1:55:07
  Testecleese: That's actually an excellent question that Russian official called this guy a monster
• 1:55:16
  Testecleese: man came running up and scooped up the boy.
• 1:55:20
  Testecleese: The police are trying to find out this is racist, or what other motivation that might have been.
• 1:55:27
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't matter what the motivation was. Rest, the motherfucker.
• 1:55:31
  Testecleese: Wow! Hold on his family!
• 1:55:34
  Testecleese: Fled Iran because of the conflict there, and went through Afghanistan to get to Russia or to get on a plane to Russia.
• 1:55:41
  Testecleese: So like, hold on, you're supposed to help all these people right?
• 1:55:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:55:47
  Testecleese: Suspect the suspect flown to Moscow from Cyprus or Egypt. They're saying they're not sure he was rapidly taken into custody after the incident
• 1:55:55
  Testecleese: and permits efficiency was under the influence of drugs National region. Children's Ombudsman.
• 1:56:02
  Testecleese: Kenzie Michinova, said. A drug-addled monster grabbed a toddler in the arrival hall and threw him on the floor with all his might. All this is all this is incredibly difficult to bear.
• 1:56:19
  Testecleese: I'm not a huge fan of Russia. But I got a feeling. Russia is not going to accept this.
• 1:56:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:56:25
  Testecleese: Even if this wasn't a Russian national that was
• 1:56:31
  Testecleese: possibly killed. We'll find out, I guess, right.
• 1:56:33
  Testecleese: Probably never gonna hear about this again. Honestly.
• 1:56:35
  Brian McFadden: Probably not.
• 1:56:36
  Testecleese: But that's ridiculous. Dude.
• 1:56:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it is.
• 1:56:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, just why are you fucking with kids, man.
• 1:56:46
  Testecleese: anyway? Anything else in that list you want to talk about.
• 1:56:49
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:56:51
  Testecleese: Alright!
• 1:56:52
  Brian McFadden: I just want to talk about the Babylon bee.
• 1:56:54
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah, go ahead. Go ahead.
• 1:56:56
  Testecleese: Remember you shared it. And I was like this, Brian does know this is the Babylon being. This is a joke right?
• 1:57:01
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I do. Yeah. The Babylon being put an article out. No king with sidewalk poop. I love it picked up all the.
• 1:57:15
  Testecleese: Shit from the the homeless in San Francisco.
• 1:57:21
  Testecleese: hey?
• 1:57:22
  Testecleese: By the way, if you're sitting on the side of the road
• 1:57:26
  Testecleese: it's probably a governor, not the President's fault. Right?
• 1:57:29
  Brian McFadden: Do you have.
• 1:57:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, I see.
• 1:57:32
  Testecleese: I said I was like, I hope he realizes.
• 1:57:34
  Brian McFadden: Yes, of course I did. I just had to share, because I got a chuckle.
• 1:57:40
  Testecleese: Oh, well, it's 1st I saw that no case, and
• 1:57:44
  Testecleese: I read that, you know. I spelled it out, and I was like, Huh! Oh, my God!
• 1:57:48
  Testecleese: Thank God!
• 1:57:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:57:57
  Brian McFadden: anyway, this, this has been a good one man we managed to draw that out and do a full episode.
• 1:58:07
  Testecleese: I think that's about it, Bud.
• 1:58:09
  Brian McFadden: All right. We're out of here.