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- 0:00Speaker 1: With eggs and chill. I hate that.
- 0:03Speaker 2: I have the I have the video for thee Okay
- 0:06Speaker 2: wait wait what we had just got to d C.
- 0:09Speaker 1: Right, we got to d C, checked in, dropped the bag.
- 0:12Speaker 1: Let's go down and eat. Right. We go to the
- 0:14Speaker 1: place where as I hate free breakfast. Here we go there.
- 0:16Speaker 1: It was like I don't have anything.
- 0:18Speaker 3: We all said that, yes, was it the was it
- 0:21Speaker 3: the lineup for breakfast?
- 0:29Speaker 2: So if you didn't crack it, I don't want it
- 0:31Speaker 2: come out of a cart.
- 0:32Speaker 1: So we go downstairs. We're looking at the menu.
- 0:35Speaker 2: keV orders an entire pizza for breakfast, and then and
- 0:40Speaker 2: then a molt of grits.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Oat me.
- 0:43Speaker 2: I'm sorry this bowl of oat men was so big, crazy,
- 0:49Speaker 2: but you knew the pizza was gonna be that big.
- 0:50Speaker 1: He said it was a full size question.
- 0:53Speaker 2: Yes, any time you think pizza, it's full size personal pizza.
- 0:57Speaker 1: And on top of it was just a break It
- 1:01Speaker 1: was a regular piece and they just put egg.
- 1:04Speaker 2: She said it it's like a regular piece. We just
- 1:06Speaker 2: cracked an egg. And you told Greg that I got
- 1:08Speaker 2: the You want me to pull up the footage.
- 1:11Speaker 1: Build the pizza? What was on it?
- 1:13Speaker 4: Uh?
- 1:13Speaker 5: You know, regular pizza stuff. They don't have tomato pizza stuff.
- 1:17Speaker 5: It's a break, I mean a dough. And there was
- 1:21Speaker 5: some sort of like white sauce for the base. Wasn't
- 1:23Speaker 5: tomato sauce. And then it had like bacon strips where
- 1:26Speaker 5: you would have pepperonas and they had like a like
- 1:28Speaker 5: a over medium egg.
- 1:30Speaker 1: How many slices was it cut into six? How many
- 1:33Speaker 1: did you eat? Seven? Ordered another pizza? Another pizza was
- 1:39Speaker 1: like this back up meal.
- 1:42Speaker 2: Okay, you you had a side bitch meal.
- 1:48Speaker 5: Especially if it's a new restaurant on Postmates, I would
- 1:50Speaker 5: order two things because.
- 1:52Speaker 4: I wait this whole time. It one's bad, it's gonna
- 1:55Speaker 4: be another. Then there's hell that's for you ordered that.
- 2:02Speaker 1: If it's bad, you gotta get another one.
- 2:03Speaker 4: But now I gotta wait. I'd rather have it right there.
- 2:06Speaker 3: I need everyone to know that six slices is not
- 2:08Speaker 3: a personal.
- 2:12Speaker 4: Y'all being in a full size pizza. Slices. It was
- 2:14Speaker 4: a small pizza.
- 2:15Speaker 1: It's this table right here. No, it was.
- 2:19Speaker 4: Probably listen.
- 2:30Speaker 5: Scoop forward to when it comes in so y'all can
- 2:31Speaker 5: see it's a regular sized pizza.
- 2:35Speaker 1: I don't believe.
- 2:36Speaker 4: I don't know what regular size. Y'all would have ordered
- 2:38Speaker 4: it when you order pizza from like DJ's.
- 2:39Speaker 6: You know, I don't go to dj'son order pizza. You
- 2:42Speaker 6: just go anywhere order pizzas.
- 2:44Speaker 1: That's the whole look up.
- 2:45Speaker 4: It look wow, pizza.
- 2:48Speaker 1: That is way too much for breakfast.
- 2:50Speaker 2: That's too that's that's smaller than I thought.
- 2:54Speaker 4: I know. That was that much old meal.
- 2:56Speaker 1: That's a lot of cards.
- 2:57Speaker 4: I didn't eat. The pizza was way more.
- 3:00Speaker 2: He ordered the oat field as a as a guy
- 3:02Speaker 2: to act like he was eating healthy. It's like, nigga,
- 3:04Speaker 2: you wanted the pizza. Did you dip the pizza and
- 3:06Speaker 2: the oatmeal?
- 3:08Speaker 4: Y'all never ordered two things from Postmates?
- 3:10Speaker 1: No, those were both from Postmates.
- 3:11Speaker 4: No, that was from the hotel. I'm just saying, y'all
- 3:13Speaker 4: never ordered a backup thing.
- 3:14Speaker 1: No, I just order one mealig Nobody eats him like, okay,
- 3:19Speaker 1: I'm reloaded.
- 3:21Speaker 3: I didn't even know that was an option to like
- 3:23Speaker 3: send another driver from the same app.
- 3:25Speaker 1: I thought they like prevented that.
- 3:26Speaker 4: No, No, I don't.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes, oh from the same rest of sometimes. Yeah,
- 3:34Speaker 1: oh yeah, I've done that before.
- 3:36Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, But that's for later, not for
- 3:38Speaker 3: an alternate for that meal.
- 3:40Speaker 1: That's if I wanted something later now subcategory.
- 3:44Speaker 3: It's like he's switching from him like to a pistols.
- 3:49Speaker 1: But this is my secondary. You're not gonna bring a
- 3:54Speaker 1: knife to a cake fight. Free cake secondary.
- 4:01Speaker 3: You got your taco, You got your taco with the scope,
- 4:03Speaker 3: you got your second burritos.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Twelve twelve gage this.
- 4:12Speaker 5: Have you ever went to your Chicken lan and got
- 4:13Speaker 5: a chicken sandwich and chicken nuggets?
- 4:15Speaker 1: Absolutely? But those are small sandwiches.
- 4:17Speaker 6: Yeah, but I also don't eat the nuggets at the
- 4:20Speaker 6: same time.
- 4:21Speaker 1: keV, he puts the nuggas on the secunch. I don't know,
- 4:24Speaker 1: just chicken nugget.
- 4:27Speaker 3: Differently chicken nuggets on a chicken sandwiches wild. I just
- 4:32Speaker 3: want more of the same thing.
- 4:34Speaker 1: The nuggets in the cup. We take shots of the nuggets.
- 4:40Speaker 1: Damn that's terrible.
- 4:44Speaker 4: Am I the only one? Patreon? Y'all never ordered two
- 4:47Speaker 4: meals to andres.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Yeah, one for later. Nobody's had.
- 4:51Speaker 5: I'm not eating them both at the same time. I
- 4:53Speaker 5: want to make sure one is good, So then what
- 4:55Speaker 5: you do with the other one? I save it for
- 4:56Speaker 5: later and I take a little later.
- 4:58Speaker 1: It's ten minutes for a little bit. I'm just gonna
- 5:00Speaker 1: have one more.
- 5:01Speaker 4: Yesterday I had a passage by pad time.
- 5:04Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have one.
- 5:05Speaker 4: More by you guys decide which one is gonna be
- 5:07Speaker 4: they first.
- 5:08Speaker 1: Wait, those are too similar. Those are two pastas.
- 5:11Speaker 4: You just you just.
- 5:15Speaker 1: You a bad time. I did definitely like noodles and
- 5:24Speaker 1: noodles please big doodles. Middles tasted different.
- 5:33Speaker 4: I had a little sweet just like peanut.
- 5:36Speaker 1: So you know it's good. That's crazy. I never would
- 5:39Speaker 1: have You know you got a problem.
- 5:40Speaker 2: You got your Postmas deliver into a parking lot in
- 5:42Speaker 2: your car because you know you're too embarrassed and you
- 5:45Speaker 2: do at all.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Melissa is like, what are you doing great?
- 5:49Speaker 7: Showing the neighbors with like unit three, no parking spector
- 5:58Speaker 7: to actually go to pe four.
- 6:04Speaker 1: I really can't. It's like a drug, a p ten.
- 6:08Speaker 1: I can't put the food in the weekend.
- 6:14Speaker 3: Are you gonna meet a nigganame Skins'?
- 6:19Speaker 1: Is it a trench coat? You goetna give it to him?
- 6:21Speaker 1: You're not gonna say any questions. Okay, you got the ship.
- 6:24Speaker 3: Then I need you to delete the ASP off of
- 6:26Speaker 3: your phone, throw the phone into the Brooklyn river.
- 6:30Speaker 6: Can't treat it like a tiger pick up. Just pops
- 6:32Speaker 6: the trunk. Just put it in the trunk, make no
- 6:35Speaker 6: eye contact, just put it in.
- 6:37Speaker 1: The trunk, throwing in the river. I looked up your address.
- 6:40Speaker 1: Don't don't try to funny.
- 6:45Speaker 5: When you hit skip and see what happens. I don't
- 6:49Speaker 5: know why this happens. I've never seen this on. I
- 6:51Speaker 5: never seen this thing skipped.
- 6:52Speaker 1: We'll just watching an AD right now.
- 6:54Speaker 4: It was it was counting down.
- 6:55Speaker 5: It was saying AD will start showing for some viewers
- 6:57Speaker 5: in thirty seconds.
- 6:59Speaker 1: So technically just the patreons will have seen that.
- 7:02Speaker 5: Yeah, so people, the people who have premium are staying
- 7:04Speaker 5: in real time, and probably so if we stream for
- 7:09Speaker 5: a long time, eventually there's gonna be way behind.
- 7:12Speaker 3: That's a crazy business model, like in live Like you
- 7:16Speaker 3: imagine watching the Grammys and then just they're about to
- 7:19Speaker 3: announce something and they just put like a damn Skittles.
- 7:21Speaker 1: Commercial and they're like, wh is still happening? We're missing commercials.
- 7:25Speaker 3: They're just but you can pay to get commercials off,
- 7:29Speaker 3: but then you actually don't miss anything. At least commercials
- 7:32Speaker 3: were a break.
- 7:33Speaker 1: Maybe they're trying to they're trying to boost a subscriptions.
- 7:36Speaker 4: YouTube broke bro I think it's either that they're trying to.
- 7:39Speaker 8: Put people toward for meum by getting in the way.
- 7:42Speaker 8: And if you don't do premium, then like, I'm tired premium.
- 7:46Speaker 8: I want to be in real time. What's just smarty?
- 7:51Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that with dating, but I don't know why. Yeah,
- 7:55Speaker 1: like dating websites give you more stuff if you are
- 7:57Speaker 1: on premium.
- 7:58Speaker 6: Yeah, you get like unlimited like and stuff, because if
- 8:01Speaker 6: you're not, you want to get like a certain amount
- 8:02Speaker 6: of likes today.
- 8:03Speaker 4: What is like what do you mean by like like you.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Get like ten likes?
- 8:07Speaker 6: Like I can like ten dudes, But if I have premium,
- 8:09Speaker 6: I can like unlimited.
- 8:11Speaker 3: The horny versions so you can just sit there all
- 8:13Speaker 3: day somebody in the city.
- 8:15Speaker 2: You pay for the premium basically get free tender, but
- 8:20Speaker 2: it's better quality.
- 8:22Speaker 4: Let the man know you're interested.
- 8:23Speaker 1: Yeah, if y'all match with you.
- 8:25Speaker 4: Don't have to brand. You're like, let's do today.
- 8:28Speaker 1: You gotta wait till tomorrow you reloaded likes.
- 8:30Speaker 4: Yeah, what the website is this? Hinge hinges the men?
- 8:34Speaker 4: Which what is this is?
- 8:35Speaker 1: Everybody?
- 8:36Speaker 4: Oh? But is it maybe that's Bumble. Different.
- 8:40Speaker 1: One of them is that the lady has to reach
- 8:41Speaker 1: out for I think that's Bumbles, like the safer version.
- 8:44Speaker 5: Yeah, we did a brand deal with Bumble, and I
- 8:46Speaker 5: think that was what's the difference between hing Hinges.
- 8:48Speaker 1: Supposed to be Like their motto is, we want you
- 8:51Speaker 1: to delete the app. We want you to find.
- 8:52Speaker 3: The tenders like Smash and Smash forever understanding.
- 8:58Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Smash. We want no real commitment really.
- 9:03Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's just for hooking up and having casual sex.
- 9:07Speaker 1: Swipe for sex, swiping for sex.
- 9:10Speaker 4: That's why the Tabby is getting stolen. What remember the
- 9:13Speaker 4: guy stole the girls tabbies. Tabbies, Yeah, the little shoes
- 9:16Speaker 4: with the.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Hoof, the one that was weirdly expensive.
- 9:20Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like nine hundred bucks.
- 9:22Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 9:22Speaker 4: You didn't hear the story.
- 9:24Speaker 5: The dude had sense with the girl and he stole
- 9:25Speaker 5: her shoes and then gave him to his girlfriends.
- 9:29Speaker 4: Yeah, called tabby's.
- 9:30Speaker 5: They were like, I would be his ass some shoes
- 9:32Speaker 5: with like a cow hoof in him.
- 9:35Speaker 1: Take a shoe off, real qick show. He gets a hammer.
- 9:42Speaker 4: Yeah, baby, these are the best. Their crocks, their crocks.
- 9:45Speaker 1: But their love cool.
- 9:47Speaker 4: If you have bad feet, crocks are the best.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I love crocs.
- 9:50Speaker 4: Remember remember I told you about him?
- 9:52Speaker 1: No you didn't. I was made fun of for a
- 9:54Speaker 1: smooth two years.
- 9:59Speaker 5: Homeless about From the moment I put my foot in,
- 10:04Speaker 5: I was like, these are crazy?
- 10:05Speaker 4: Why did anybody tell me about this?
- 10:08Speaker 1: Was like every color I told you about my nieces
- 10:13Speaker 1: and nephews.
- 10:14Speaker 5: They came over the summer one time, but not a
- 10:16Speaker 5: real shoe amongst the children.
- 10:18Speaker 1: They don't care at all.
- 10:18Speaker 4: They don't care at all.
- 10:20Speaker 5: They was you were like, bro, bring real shoes because
- 10:23Speaker 5: you can't get on certain rides if you don't have
- 10:24Speaker 5: real shoes.
- 10:25Speaker 4: They can't get on with crocks in certain you have
- 10:27Speaker 4: to have real actual shoes.
- 10:29Speaker 1: Had to fly off.
- 10:30Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 10:32Speaker 1: Ye, sports upside down roller coasters.
- 10:36Speaker 4: That's crazy.
- 10:36Speaker 1: I don't do real coasters anymore.
- 10:38Speaker 3: The roller coaster that had the big cracking man and
- 10:41Speaker 3: every time it went past it like separated and a.
- 10:44Speaker 5: And a person noticed it, not a worker, an actual parker,
- 10:49Speaker 5: was like, hey is that I was like, no, turn
- 10:53Speaker 5: that off. It was like a big turn.
- 10:56Speaker 4: It was high.
- 10:57Speaker 5: When the roller coaster went by, it was like you
- 10:59Speaker 5: could see it looked.
- 11:01Speaker 6: Like but then it separated fully. It's like, oh that's
- 11:03Speaker 6: broken off. That's too much final destination right there.
- 11:07Speaker 4: That movie messed us up.
- 11:09Speaker 1: Drive behind it? What big Wood. I can't do that
- 11:14Speaker 1: in that movie.
- 11:14Speaker 5: Come out from that moment on when I was I'd.
- 11:18Speaker 3: Be like, that just showed you can implant a random
- 11:21Speaker 3: fear into people's heads that they didn't even know about.
- 11:24Speaker 1: It's crazy.
- 11:26Speaker 3: Like I remember, like one of my one of my
- 11:28Speaker 3: friends said that he was scared of just crashing his
- 11:30Speaker 3: car into it something invisible, and I was like, that's
- 11:32Speaker 3: the stupidest thing I ever heard.
- 11:33Speaker 1: And I think about that every time I drive. What
- 11:37Speaker 1: movie was that? It's not a movie. It was just.
- 11:42Speaker 4: Come off of that.
- 11:43Speaker 1: But I mean most of that stuff wasn't realistic. Water
- 11:46Speaker 1: bottle getting under the break, That's that's the thing.
- 11:49Speaker 4: Was like, even I actually have to contact with that situation.
- 11:53Speaker 1: The water bottles happened to me before I scared the
- 11:56Speaker 1: ship out of me.
- 11:57Speaker 3: But what if you crashed into something that you just
- 12:00Speaker 3: did not see, whether it be a wire or like
- 12:03Speaker 3: a wall or just something invisible or coming in to
- 12:08Speaker 3: kill Sarah Connor?
- 12:10Speaker 1: I believe that.
- 12:12Speaker 3: I'm just like, there's just be times, I'm just like you,
- 12:14Speaker 3: hope I don't hit nothing.
- 12:17Speaker 2: I mean it should always struck like that, like literally nothing,
- 12:23Speaker 2: nothing invisible.
- 12:24Speaker 3: And I was just like, yeah, you can really implant
- 12:26Speaker 3: a random.
- 12:28Speaker 6: That's actually really a TV show like that where there
- 12:32Speaker 6: was like an invisible car and it was in the
- 12:34Speaker 6: middle of the road that somebody hit it.
- 12:35Speaker 1: It's all coming together and then he got scared. It
- 12:38Speaker 1: was like a fabricating.
- 12:42Speaker 5: I was wrong an invisible car. I never thought about
- 12:46Speaker 5: that before. Now I can't relax. I want to take
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- 14:31Speaker 1: It's like Magneto or something. Those intrusive thoughts really be
- 14:35Speaker 1: happening though, Like when I was driving, you'd be like,
- 14:38Speaker 1: what if, what if? What if I go on the
- 14:40Speaker 1: other side of the world right now.
- 14:41Speaker 5: I didn't know what that. I didn't know intrusive thoughts
- 14:43Speaker 5: was a thing, and I didn't know other people did it.
- 14:46Speaker 5: So I was like, nigga, something's wrong with me. Yeah,
- 14:48Speaker 5: I don't remember having a baby, my friend's baby. I'd
- 14:50Speaker 5: be like through this baby.
- 14:52Speaker 9: Like right like right about that now? Don oh yeah,
- 15:00Speaker 9: because I'm like even dumb stuff.
- 15:02Speaker 5: Wh I'm about to cook and I'm like I put
- 15:04Speaker 5: my hand on this fire, Like why do this?
- 15:06Speaker 1: I think it's just your brain like reaching to random
- 15:09Speaker 1: corner thing. I don't think we really mean it.
- 15:11Speaker 4: I hope don't.
- 15:12Speaker 1: There's the reasoning, the logic, like yeah, you shouldn't do that,
- 15:14Speaker 1: but what if.
- 15:14Speaker 3: I right, it'd be around babies too, because it'd be
- 15:19Speaker 3: like somebody's whole world. You'd be like, I knocked that
- 15:21Speaker 3: out of it, knocked that nine months, waited, fucking just bold.
- 15:31Speaker 1: With it every single second, trying to keep this thing alive.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Just that ship out of here, while shut the baby.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Call me.
- 15:50Speaker 5: I never did it with my own kids, but other
- 15:52Speaker 5: people's babies, A bunch of babies.
- 15:55Speaker 1: You just said that with your own kids. Time we
- 16:00Speaker 1: want to kick people's.
- 16:01Speaker 4: Babies, especially when I'm at a job.
- 16:06Speaker 1: I hate it. Oh my god, you just be daydreaming.
- 16:09Speaker 6: He's always want to like just knock it over people's table,
- 16:11Speaker 6: like flip table.
- 16:12Speaker 4: When burger king, I was like, I'll pee on all
- 16:14Speaker 4: these patties. I thought about that a lot.
- 16:18Speaker 2: Specific America, I was like, white Cat, I a good day.
- 16:25Speaker 1: I mean, I robbed the store, I worked at my chooter.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Thoughts one was big time.
- 16:33Speaker 10: The key under the door. You mean you said thoughts one.
- 16:38Speaker 10: She was having them while she was doing it. She
- 16:40Speaker 10: was just she was just riding the other way. What
- 16:42Speaker 10: if you stopped committing this crime?
- 16:44Speaker 2: You actually are, we don't do this.
- 16:48Speaker 1: I took so much ship I came back and turned babies.
- 16:54Speaker 1: What if you didn't hit these babies.
- 17:01Speaker 4: What you didn't steal?
- 17:04Speaker 1: I was like, you, chill out, chill out. This is
- 17:08Speaker 1: in truth. It is really in truth. Chill out, chill out,
- 17:11Speaker 1: don't chilli's intrusive.
- 17:25Speaker 5: When I be at a hotel that's high and there's
- 17:27Speaker 5: a balcony over, I throw myself over there, having the
- 17:34Speaker 5: best time to.
- 17:37Speaker 1: It's a great vacation. I'm always I'm always like.
- 17:42Speaker 6: I think, I think, I'm always make it from here
- 17:48Speaker 6: the third floor.
- 17:49Speaker 5: Like I probably break my legs a little bit, but
- 17:51Speaker 5: I won't die correctly.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Look at like I.
- 17:57Speaker 6: Absorb it and like take it Iniggas gonna die.
- 18:02Speaker 1: Way worse after thirty five. You niggas gonna.
- 18:05Speaker 5: Die, let me tell you what. And truthful thoughts are bad.
- 18:09Speaker 5: Irrational thoughts like you were talking about aren't even worse.
- 18:11Speaker 5: Like we were going jet skiing, I was like, nigga,
- 18:13Speaker 5: what what if a whale comes out?
- 18:15Speaker 1: And because you know the Wales were.
- 18:17Speaker 5: Going crazy lately, right, I was like what they talked
- 18:19Speaker 5: to the to the Catalen Iron Wales. There was like
- 18:21Speaker 5: another nigga, come on, this jet skis.
- 18:22Speaker 6: Over for everything you ever see that video of the
- 18:24Speaker 6: people that was in the boat and then the whale
- 18:26Speaker 6: just came in the mouth.
- 18:27Speaker 1: Possible that pit bull running on water and Ben Nigga
- 18:36Speaker 1: waarding and the dog ran are like this a million
- 18:40Speaker 1: Atlantic on water. That was crazy. This is not it's
- 18:46Speaker 1: not right.
- 18:47Speaker 2: I know what I can trust at that point. Its
- 18:50Speaker 2: not like what I'm not welcome.
- 18:53Speaker 6: Problem in the to Where was the tal that made
- 18:56Speaker 6: the dog be like fuck you, he did something.
- 19:00Speaker 11: I'm gonna just find something physics. I don't run on
- 19:04Speaker 11: the fucking water. Come out ship out of you something.
- 19:09Speaker 11: Jesus name you know that dog was anointed? Can that
- 19:14Speaker 11: dog was running off water to fight.
- 19:16Speaker 3: Though that a different story of Jesus walked onund wanted.
- 19:22Speaker 1: To catch a face.
- 19:25Speaker 6: I think you all that boat hend what you say like,
- 19:30Speaker 6: I'm gonna say it.
- 19:32Speaker 12: Know he was going to face one of these somebody
- 19:34Speaker 12: want the water to catch the fame.
- 19:37Speaker 11: My nigga, I was playing, bro find out what you
- 19:39Speaker 11: were saying.
- 19:39Speaker 9: I'm water your hands was like sandals, don't tell you
- 19:48Speaker 9: didn't lose.
- 19:49Speaker 1: I think that's doing that. Be whatever water your water, nigga,
- 19:54Speaker 1: I quick fight old on Jesus. You gotta tell you
- 20:00Speaker 1: what I believe you.
- 20:01Speaker 6: Know, I got his disciples like you got with you,
- 20:05Speaker 6: with you, they.
- 20:06Speaker 13: Turned the boat around. I remember you got it, you
- 20:09Speaker 13: got it, motorized boat. Ain't seventy five.
- 20:23Speaker 1: I gotta go. I understand you the Bibles.
- 20:27Speaker 12: Can you imagine those the disciples after they all Jesus
- 20:29Speaker 12: walk on water going back to the hood telling about
- 20:32Speaker 12: yo this nigga, No, we.
- 20:38Speaker 1: Did the water winding.
- 20:42Speaker 4: Stuff.
- 20:43Speaker 1: You got water stuff, didn't walk on he ran up
- 20:46Speaker 1: on water. I don't know if the shoes. I just
- 20:51Speaker 1: want to see an image of Jesus on water. Something.
- 20:54Speaker 4: Jesus breaks people.
- 20:59Speaker 1: That turned out turn the other cheek.
- 21:06Speaker 4: Let you get the first lip.
- 21:07Speaker 3: You know what.
- 21:07Speaker 4: Niggas was crazy.
- 21:08Speaker 1: Let you pus the I would never take that off
- 21:11Speaker 1: like you hit me first. Let's let's not.
- 21:13Speaker 3: Do you want to you want a freebie?
- 21:21Speaker 1: Tell people he walked on chill out, just say he
- 21:23Speaker 1: walked on him. I was just I forget who I
- 21:33Speaker 1: was talking about this with. But I guess it rained
- 21:35Speaker 1: when Jesus died, I don't know. It was like the
- 21:38Speaker 1: third storm and then like the clouds changed.
- 21:41Speaker 4: Remember that was just in the past of Christ movie.
- 21:43Speaker 1: I think I was in the box. You tell me,
- 21:45Speaker 1: I don't know everything.
- 21:47Speaker 2: You think people tried to like sell the furniture that
- 21:50Speaker 2: Jesus made after he died.
- 21:54Speaker 4: Not at first hustling you think.
- 21:57Speaker 6: I think somebody was like, yeah you want to like
- 22:00Speaker 6: you know, you know boy that died Jesus, he made
- 22:02Speaker 6: his table.
- 22:03Speaker 2: This this him right, This is him little Facebook Facebook
- 22:06Speaker 2: marketing like you know this.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Face walking. So he's like, I was gone, how bad?
- 22:18Speaker 1: It's your chair?
- 22:21Speaker 3: You see.
- 22:22Speaker 1: Nig told me.
- 22:26Speaker 2: Everybody Jesus Jesus came back like, oh Jay, I'll take this.
- 22:32Speaker 3: His haters must have fell dubes hell like, oh damn.
- 22:35Speaker 3: I was talking ship this whole time.
- 22:37Speaker 1: Could I come with.
- 22:40Speaker 3: Oh my god, I was cussing him.
- 22:45Speaker 4: I know him, boy, that's the original.
- 22:50Speaker 1: Him, the guards that beat him. I was like this
- 22:57Speaker 1: when they started raining there.
- 23:00Speaker 4: Man, No, there was earthquakes and stuff.
- 23:01Speaker 1: Know what, double check to be double check sources that.
- 23:05Speaker 4: Dude, like, what's gonna happen?
- 23:07Speaker 1: I was throwing stuff at him. I have it spear.
- 23:11Speaker 1: I have the spear.
- 23:13Speaker 12: This nigga daddy bro got said his daddy Daddy wasn't David.
- 23:17Speaker 1: I thought he was like you know what this was?
- 23:20Speaker 11: This is our job. I didn't really want to do.
- 23:22Speaker 11: What do you just went up and didn't even know.
- 23:24Speaker 11: He was like, man, we throw rocks and dudes and
- 23:26Speaker 11: then he dies, like whoa.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Look like.
- 23:33Speaker 5: A rock thrown like Jerry Jones be in that picture.
- 23:35Speaker 5: He was just like everybody was saying, we was coming.
- 23:38Speaker 1: I don't even know who do what.
- 23:39Speaker 4: I'm new here, bro, I'm from I'm from.
- 23:44Speaker 1: I'm knowing. I was just divided to the dinner things.
- 23:47Speaker 1: I didn't even know this was all happening. And I
- 23:49Speaker 1: thought this was breathing entertainment. This is entertainment. I should
- 23:59Speaker 1: not have just joined in without asking. I mean, Judas
- 24:02Speaker 1: said I could come through. I was. I was a
- 24:05Speaker 1: plus two, was a plus two.
- 24:08Speaker 2: I didn't have no bread or nothing, you know, j
- 24:12Speaker 2: I'm here for Judas.
- 24:13Speaker 1: Nobody knows Jesus using my name, my name.
- 24:21Speaker 3: I thought this was just a regular Stone and you
- 24:25Speaker 3: guys pick the worst person on earth. He saw my face,
- 24:31Speaker 3: he looked dead at me.
- 24:34Speaker 1: I'm from Jerusalem, you know.
- 24:37Speaker 3: I thought this is some regular bullshit.
- 24:39Speaker 6: You got wow out here, ye Stone and messiahs that,
- 24:44Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's crazy.
- 24:47Speaker 4: I'm going back home, bro.
- 24:49Speaker 3: Yeah, they must have been in the They must have
- 24:52Speaker 3: been in the back.
- 24:55Speaker 5: Just dude, bro, it's like waiting for a woman that
- 24:58Speaker 5: you know is coming, but on an eternal.
- 25:02Speaker 1: You got the room and you're in the hotel room.
- 25:04Speaker 1: Jam man, like she coming soon.
- 25:06Speaker 3: Who was the first one who said he was lying.
- 25:08Speaker 3: Let's let's get this out. There was the first one
- 25:11Speaker 3: who said this was like this guy.
- 25:17Speaker 1: You told me the son was believing this.
- 25:23Speaker 3: I thought you background with so much evidence. He was
- 25:27Speaker 3: that guy. What about the I told you he did miracles?
- 25:30Speaker 3: I told you me lying about it. He had a
- 25:34Speaker 3: fish and he just kept coming out the barrel. I
- 25:35Speaker 3: thought he just had more than one fish. I thought
- 25:37Speaker 3: he was a magician. Was a really good quit. One
- 25:43Speaker 3: of my camera phones was the nigga writing the Bible like,
- 25:45Speaker 3: oh he saw all of this. He's adding all of
- 25:48Speaker 3: this is that. Ah, we are so fucked.
- 25:59Speaker 1: The rocks that's what you brought? You rot your own
- 26:03Speaker 1: rocks you was you brought rocks were okay? You stole
- 26:08Speaker 1: them with skipping rocks. Rock skipped off of Jesus bottles. Bro,
- 26:17Speaker 1: you gipping rock you know, skipping rocks.
- 26:23Speaker 5: We were skipping from y'all bro y'all rocks over here.
- 26:27Speaker 5: I got different rocks with different stuff, rocks like rock.
- 26:32Speaker 2: I brought my kitchen rocks by mistake. You know, I
- 26:36Speaker 2: got a little CRA's all I had on me.
- 26:38Speaker 1: Bro was just a paperweight. I my scrolls kept rolling away.
- 26:43Speaker 1: I was like it, I'm bringing this rock. Regular people
- 26:46Speaker 1: in the Bible.
- 26:46Speaker 5: Being confused is way other people way more.
- 26:53Speaker 1: You had a cameo on Corinthians.
- 26:56Speaker 2: Enjoying this ship, and you checked Joe, but you're really
- 26:59Speaker 2: good a job.
- 27:01Speaker 3: Little section and Peter had a cameo. I was straight
- 27:06Speaker 3: over there now in this I mean this bullshit. I
- 27:09Speaker 3: shouldn't have I shouldn't have came. I should not have
- 27:13Speaker 3: came to this dinner.
- 27:13Speaker 10: Like Nokage is leaving the dinner like I should have
- 27:19Speaker 10: never I heard had all the disciples there.
- 27:22Speaker 3: I was trying to be I was trying to sign up.
- 27:25Speaker 3: You think there was like thirteen and fourteen niggas that
- 27:27Speaker 3: was like, I think I can get.
- 27:28Speaker 14: I was like this, Bro, I had already been hazed.
- 27:32Speaker 14: I think sign and keep putting a good word for me.
- 27:35Speaker 14: You need the thirteenth ju cool man, you can get fined.
- 27:40Speaker 14: Can I get five minutes of his time? Can I
- 27:43Speaker 14: just talk to introduce me to Jesus and then we
- 27:47Speaker 14: ain't outside for him like Ja Cob for jay Z.
- 27:50Speaker 1: I think he's going. I think he's doing. I think
- 27:52Speaker 1: he's having dinner and that's where I puts friends.
- 27:53Speaker 4: And why.
- 28:00Speaker 1: Jesus, why you? I mean I thought we will. I
- 28:08Speaker 1: think he wanted me to be the last disciple. I
- 28:10Speaker 1: think did he say that? But did he say that?
- 28:13Speaker 1: I would would have kept it.
- 28:16Speaker 4: He said twelve was his favorite number.
- 28:19Speaker 1: He sounds better, my boy, thirteen got this evil thing
- 28:22Speaker 1: with it. I don't think he's down with that. Hey, Jesus,
- 28:25Speaker 1: let me wrap for you. Brother.
- 28:28Speaker 3: I don't need to think that's what they're doing over there.
- 28:34Speaker 4: You the son.
- 28:35Speaker 1: I think security just trying to be nice.
- 28:41Speaker 4: That's hard, that's hard.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, keep.
- 28:47Speaker 4: Doing your think.
- 28:50Speaker 1: I got this dinner.
- 28:51Speaker 3: I gotta go to keep doing your Oh no, I
- 28:55Speaker 3: can't get all you at your homies and.
- 28:59Speaker 1: Keep doing your I'm more your head.
- 29:03Speaker 7: I know, I know, I know, I know.
- 29:06Speaker 1: What's that you drinking water? You think Jesus ever snubbed
- 29:12Speaker 1: anybody like he? Jesus like, heyah, you don't see that.
- 29:17Speaker 1: You get that on camera. My nigga acted funny. Now
- 29:21Speaker 1: the funny.
- 29:21Speaker 12: Now, niggat move from my act the funny. You was
- 29:26Speaker 12: born in a major nigga.
- 29:28Speaker 1: He watch out, bro, You wasn't even born in the building.
- 29:30Speaker 12: Nigga.
- 29:31Speaker 6: He was like, nigga, he's actually really more for the streets,
- 29:35Speaker 6: though somebody would to chill.
- 29:37Speaker 1: He was born in them streets, my guy.
- 29:40Speaker 12: He was born in the majors next to Hey, don't
- 29:44Speaker 12: wanta had three random niggas pulling up to the crib
- 29:46Speaker 12: soon as you was born.
- 29:48Speaker 5: Jesus gonna use the nigga as wild like you said that, like, oh,
- 29:54Speaker 5: he gets funny.
- 29:55Speaker 1: The same guy. I was thinking, what you work your.
- 30:02Speaker 14: Every time?
- 30:06Speaker 4: Roberts are here September twenty seven.
- 30:11Speaker 1: He was late today actually to look at.
- 30:13Speaker 3: God, look at it knowing, look at regular people trying
- 30:24Speaker 3: to make sure they got good cameos in the Bible.
- 30:27Speaker 3: Watch that show. All right, the Revelations. I got one
- 30:31Speaker 3: more chance to turn this around.
- 30:38Speaker 5: They stilled a crazy centy.
- 30:42Speaker 4: I was doing good.
- 30:46Speaker 3: I think my chapter got cut from the Bible. I
- 30:48Speaker 3: had this real good scene. I had this real good scene,
- 30:52Speaker 3: and I was in the Book of Jamal. That shit
- 30:54Speaker 3: didn't make it.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Thought enough, interesting shit happened? They really have booked probably
- 31:00Speaker 1: like the star of that. He got cut Bro, he
- 31:03Speaker 1: had the first edition of the Bible.
- 31:04Speaker 3: He's like, no, no, no, no, no.
- 31:10Speaker 1: No, it should be around this time. A minute. That
- 31:14Speaker 1: was ready.
- 31:17Speaker 5: No no hold on, they said, they said Jamal was
- 31:20Speaker 5: after the Matthew Mark Luke John.
- 31:21Speaker 1: Jamal got cut out. I have three chapters in this
- 31:27Speaker 1: What you mean? I spoke a couple of times.
- 31:31Speaker 2: Man hour, I don't give fun, don't give They said,
- 31:39Speaker 2: you will be in the director's cup.
- 31:40Speaker 1: It's gonna be in the God's cab whatever. God know
- 31:43Speaker 1: what you did. It's not even on the shows. I
- 31:46Speaker 1: invited my whole family.
- 31:47Speaker 2: Bro, God, did you still got the idea?
- 31:53Speaker 3: That's all my sheep about this. I said, the Book
- 32:01Speaker 3: of Sarah, I don't even see it now. Everybody older
- 32:04Speaker 3: this one got the I M. D. Bible credit. Now
- 32:11Speaker 3: you you was there. You was there for sure.
- 32:13Speaker 1: I was the star of that whole. All my scenes cut.
- 32:18Speaker 4: Wow in the Bible at all the post there's nothing,
- 32:26Speaker 4: there's no wow.
- 32:28Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 32:29Speaker 4: I told so many people about it.
- 32:32Speaker 1: Jesus said that time y'all had together. He didn't really
- 32:34Speaker 1: want that anything. He was like, it was his idea
- 32:37Speaker 1: to go there for like two days, all that church.
- 32:39Speaker 2: He wanted to wow, this manager God, Wow.
- 32:48Speaker 4: The hidden squirrel maybe looking for all these biblical names.
- 32:52Speaker 4: And it was just Jamal whole time. They like, can't
- 32:54Speaker 4: it can't be this, you know, I'm saying, where do
- 32:56Speaker 4: you think.
- 32:56Speaker 1: The name came from?
- 33:00Speaker 3: Jesus thought that was Jesus Jamal Christ you know, back
- 33:03Speaker 3: for he said, it was so part of the Bible.
- 33:06Speaker 1: It was a love. That's what That's what his teenage
- 33:08Speaker 1: years was. That's what they cut out because they cut
- 33:10Speaker 1: out all of Jesus and what Jamal.
- 33:13Speaker 4: Jamal was his grade school friend.
- 33:14Speaker 3: Yeah, just started at thirty three. I don't want them
- 33:18Speaker 3: to really know all that other stuff.
- 33:19Speaker 1: To twelve, it was Jesus Jamal like a buddy cot
- 33:26Speaker 1: knows a lion show. It's hilarious.
- 33:31Speaker 3: It got really serious towards this at the end, but
- 33:33Speaker 3: the first half was pure coming playing bro Jesus and
- 33:38Speaker 3: Jamal was in Carpenter School, just fucking around, throwing hammers
- 33:41Speaker 3: and Jesus.
- 33:43Speaker 1: You be quiet in the back, you teacher. They're just
- 33:48Speaker 1: like chillous.
- 33:50Speaker 5: Jamal should have said that Jesus.
- 33:55Speaker 11: Look, Jesus and Jamal, y'all be quiet back there tomorrow.
- 34:05Speaker 1: Jamal, for Jesus, give me an a on this project. Jesus,
- 34:11Speaker 1: do this a jedi. You have to learn miracles somehow.
- 34:19Speaker 1: Give me These aren't the miracles you're looking for.
- 34:26Speaker 5: As a person who has thought a lot about Jesus warming.
- 34:30Speaker 4: Up with other stuff.
- 34:31Speaker 5: The practice just making a grilled cheese first, and I
- 34:33Speaker 5: can't go on first rabbit.
- 34:38Speaker 1: It's like the first time that's ever been done. Whoa
- 34:42Speaker 1: you lore gonna follow this forever?
- 34:43Speaker 2: I thought, I've thought about this a couple of weeks
- 34:47Speaker 2: ago I wrote it. I was like, yo, you think
- 34:49Speaker 2: Jesus was milking the miracles?
- 34:51Speaker 6: I think during this teenage years, you know, because like
- 34:54Speaker 6: so the whole the barrel fishing, you had the whole
- 34:57Speaker 6: church with the one barrel, right, he could have just
- 35:00Speaker 6: like just just made all the fish appeal on everybody's plate.
- 35:04Speaker 6: He made everybody line up one of the lime to
- 35:06Speaker 6: come get that fish.
- 35:07Speaker 1: He was like, are you really that biggest? Everybody just
- 35:09Speaker 1: he wanted them.
- 35:10Speaker 6: Compliments that you come up like yeah, yeah, yeah, I
- 35:12Speaker 6: did that.
- 35:13Speaker 1: He was on the fire.
- 35:14Speaker 5: The point of doing this if you can't just don't
- 35:18Speaker 5: even like, all.
- 35:18Speaker 1: Right, everybody, lets everybody. He was like, he was on
- 35:22Speaker 1: the fly for the party, come through. I need to
- 35:24Speaker 1: recognize Friday.
- 35:26Speaker 3: Fresh fry because turned my head and then the fish.
- 35:31Speaker 1: Just imagine somebody, I want you to get this head.
- 35:34Speaker 3: He was like, I got water for the party.
- 35:43Speaker 6: He put his finger in my water. Shots that lasty.
- 35:48Speaker 1: Now they want cleaning up like that. Back in the day,
- 35:54Speaker 1: what are your fingering all? Juicus, Jesus and Jamal is bitter.
- 35:57Speaker 4: Somebody said, ya't even know the real Jesus.
- 36:01Speaker 1: You know that he leaves me behind. Got a little money,
- 36:07Speaker 1: cured a couple of leprosies. But Jesus changed this.
- 36:12Speaker 4: Number once he started getting this.
- 36:16Speaker 1: It's me washed my bitches hair.
- 36:18Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
- 36:22Speaker 1: I knew he wasn't the same when he carried that line.
- 36:24Speaker 3: Man, you say he crossed up on me.
- 36:29Speaker 1: The switch up was great, he crossed up. I don't
- 36:33Speaker 1: move away on that one.
- 36:35Speaker 4: I'm gonna calm and cut this out.
- 36:37Speaker 1: Just lightning somewhere for eternal reasons.
- 36:40Speaker 5: We're gonna end um out whatever. We're all in line together,
- 36:48Speaker 5: and they'd be like, before we do, y'all, let's play
- 36:50Speaker 5: this little second.
- 36:53Speaker 1: Playing.
- 36:54Speaker 2: I was like, I wasn't even post laugh and God
- 36:58Speaker 2: us like j judge Jesus Jamal.
- 37:04Speaker 3: Waiting for you to get in the front so they
- 37:05Speaker 3: can play the reason you don't get it? I've ever
- 37:09Speaker 3: heard about the gates of heaven? Oh yeah, right this way?
- 37:11Speaker 3: Well A wait, real quick, though.
- 37:14Speaker 15: Jesus Jamal, wrong, real quick, here's your halo.
- 37:24Speaker 3: But real quick, I'm oh, is your halo not getting
- 37:29Speaker 3: you in? Is it not getting you in? Maybe because
- 37:32Speaker 3: of this Jesus and Jamal, U cheered a couple of leopards.
- 37:35Speaker 1: I want Jesus and Jamal the High School Musical. Now
- 37:39Speaker 1: that's a TV show. I want to strike in it.
- 37:41Speaker 4: Man, somebody probably heard the development right.
- 37:43Speaker 5: Now, y'all followed them as they follow Christ to hear more.
- 37:50Speaker 5: Lulu Gonzalez Patrick Cloud came on stage. We'll see y'all
- 37:55Speaker 5: in three weeks. Submit documentary, I mean I just saw
- 37:58Speaker 5: a documentary, Jesus. Submit question the Internet at Chemo States
- 38:01Speaker 5: for when there's other comedians.
- 38:02Speaker 1: Jesus and Jamal's excellent adventure Early Bible