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Bucket Bunnies and Hot Girl Weekends with Iliza Shlesinger · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: The car is beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Where did you end up going for it?
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  Speaker 3: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
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  Speaker 3: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: You have to put me in touch.
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  Speaker 4: What's it called?
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  Speaker 1: It's Dunaidial.
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  Speaker 4: Where?
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  Speaker 1: Dunaidial.
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  Speaker 3: There's an accent on the E.
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 4: Lift?
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  Speaker 1: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage. No. Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 5: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is
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  Speaker 1: the show to know.
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  Speaker 2: She talks Hollywood tales, her real life, Mrs.
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  Speaker 1: Eggman's serial data, and serial sisters. You'll be addicted and
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  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 1: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 3: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Let's get right into it.
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  Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian just had to pay $ 1. 26 million over a
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  Speaker 1: crypto pump and dump. You're like, Heather, what is that? Well,
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  Speaker 1: apparently she just took this money to run this ad
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  Speaker 1: and it's looked to be an Instagram story. New York
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  Speaker 1: Post had it and where it says, are you guys
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  Speaker 1: into crypto? Bunch of question marks. This is not financial advice,
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  Speaker 1: but sharing what my friends just told me about the
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  Speaker 1: Ethereum Max token. A few minutes ago, Ethereum Max burned
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  Speaker 1: 400 trillion tokens, literally 50% of their Admin wallet, giving
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  Speaker 1: back to the entire Emacs community. What? Hashtag Emacs. Hashtag
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  Speaker 1: disrupt history. Hashtag whatever. And then, so I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: as if she's sitting around with some friends and it's like, wait,
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  Speaker 1: what did you say about crypto? Wait, hold on. Let
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  Speaker 1: me get out my story and type this from scratch. No,
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  Speaker 1: of course she didn't. She got paid a ton of money.
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  Speaker 1: She agreed to post this at a certain time with
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  Speaker 1: nothing before or after it with a little bit. And
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  Speaker 1: who knows what she got? Probably they said she got $ 250, 000
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  Speaker 1: to do it. I would predict, I would guess that
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  Speaker 1: she had gotten more. But the feds came after her
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  Speaker 1: along with other people and she had to pay $ 1. 26
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  Speaker 1: million for it. And I just think it's crazy that
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  Speaker 1: she just keeps taking every posting and every gig. She's
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  Speaker 1: already in trouble for doing the whole go luxury shopping
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  Speaker 1: with me. She and Scott Disick, they're facing a lawsuit here.
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  Speaker 2: Here, there.
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  Speaker 1: However, this was like the feds got involved and this
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  Speaker 1: was her penalty. And I think it was really smart
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  Speaker 1: that she didn't fight it and she just paid it.
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  Speaker 1: And she probably didn't know. Listen, I never understood the crypto,
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  Speaker 1: the Bitcoin thing. I never really got it. So I
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  Speaker 1: could see how maybe somebody could advertise it or put
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  Speaker 1: it on their page and not really ask the questions.
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  Speaker 1: But I just think As a former friend, friend of
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  Speaker 1: the Kardashians, these are the questions you have to ask.
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  Speaker 1: And if it is something so new that in the
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  Speaker 1: future it could be problematic, maybe just forego that little
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  Speaker 1: paycheck at that moment. In the meantime, she's got a
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  Speaker 1: home line. So if you're a tissue person or a
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  Speaker 1: Q-tip person and you want a $ 32 gray cement round
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  Speaker 1: bowl to put your Q-tips in, Thank God there's a
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  Speaker 1: place to go since Bed Bath & Beyond is closing.
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  Speaker 1: You can go to Kim and get that. Lena Dunham
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of shit because I guess she said
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  Speaker 1: on Twitter or something that she wanted her coffin. She's
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  Speaker 1: not dying or anything, I guess, in the future when
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  Speaker 1: she dies. She wants her coffin to be driven in
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  Speaker 1: the New York City Pride Parade when she dies. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: people weren't happy about that. I guess she's probably coming
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  Speaker 1: off of thinking what her funeral would look like or
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  Speaker 1: what she'd want it to look like in light of
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  Speaker 1: Queen Elizabeth. But here's the thing. Pride only happens in June.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it'll be like in hopefully 50
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  Speaker 1: to 60 years when you die. Hopefully you don't die
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  Speaker 1: before that. You might be flying in a parade by then.
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  Speaker 1: We might not even have an Earth anymore and the
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  Speaker 1: Pride will just be all day long going around People
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  Speaker 1: didn't like it. And, of course, page six, you know,
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  Speaker 1: post a photo of her in kind of like a
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  Speaker 1: weird corset bathing suit thing. All I remember is I
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  Speaker 1: loved the show Girls. And I thought it was really clever.
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  Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. And Lena, who is not the typical
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  Speaker 1: body shape, not the typical girl that's starring in a
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  Speaker 1: show with four single women. She got so many guys
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  Speaker 1: dying to have sex with her all the time. Her
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  Speaker 1: character was just, I remember she one time was boning
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  Speaker 1: this hot doctor and she was playing ping pong, totally
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  Speaker 1: naked with just a pair of underwear on with her different,
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  Speaker 1: you know, not typical body that we see on TV.
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  Speaker 1: And this guy was dying to screw her besides being
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  Speaker 1: cute and being a doctor. I'm like, wow, this girl's
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  Speaker 1: so lucky. Well, that is what's amazing about being a writer.
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  Speaker 1: Just like Woody Allen would have 17-year-old girls dying to
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  Speaker 1: fuck him in the movies that he wrote and he
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  Speaker 1: starred in. Lena Dunham did the same, but for some reason,
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  Speaker 1: people didn't embrace it. People questioned it. They never questioned
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  Speaker 1: Woody Allen's weirdness back then, but they questioned this and
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  Speaker 1: they didn't like her. I think it's brilliant. If I
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  Speaker 1: ever got to write a show that I got to
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  Speaker 1: star in, you better believe I'd have like 30-year-old guys
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  Speaker 1: dying to screw this milfy, okay? And so, good for you.
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  Speaker 1: This was sad. Coolio has passed, and his long-term girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: said that he will be cremated. I don't know that
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  Speaker 1: we know what he passed from, but I was reading
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of articles about it. I really loved his music,
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  Speaker 1: and I found this article on page six kind of
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  Speaker 1: interesting for me to share with you. This girl came
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  Speaker 1: up to Coolio... Just this past week, before he died,
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  Speaker 1: he was in town doing his show, which would have
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  Speaker 1: been his last show. And she said he was so sweet.
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  Speaker 1: He took a photo with us. And it was just
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  Speaker 1: so wonderful that we got this great photo. So she
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  Speaker 1: shares the photo. And then she goes on to say
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  Speaker 1: that Coolio put us all on the VIP list to
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  Speaker 1: go to his show that night. But it was just
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  Speaker 1: too far. So they didn't go. Now, the only reason
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  Speaker 1: I think this is interesting that this is the story
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  Speaker 1: is as a performer, I've been in many cities. I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting lunch. I'm going to Target in the city. And
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  Speaker 1: I get recognized. And someone's like, oh, my God, I'm
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  Speaker 1: your biggest fan. Can I please get a picture? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: of course you can. Are you coming to the show tonight? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're performing tonight? Well, then obviously you're not my biggest fan.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in your city for two nights. And then if
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  Speaker 1: the tickets weren't sold out and they were nice, I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: would you like to come? Because I can put you
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  Speaker 1: on the list. Yes, yes, we definitely will come. And
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  Speaker 1: then I'd go out to perform and there are the
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  Speaker 1: two empty seats because I don't know, they decided it
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  Speaker 1: was just too far. I'm just saying, think of Coolio
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  Speaker 1: next time you walk up to a performer that you
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  Speaker 1: like and then act like you're the biggest fan, have
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  Speaker 1: them put you on the list and then decide you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to get off the couch. because I think
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  Speaker 1: they regret it. What you won't regret is going to HeatherMcDonald.net
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  Speaker 1: and getting your ticket to watch my show on October
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  Speaker 1: 15th in New York City. You can stream it as
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  Speaker 1: it happens, and you can also re-watch it or watch
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  Speaker 1: it later for seven days. You have it for seven days.
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  Speaker 1: So you get all the scoop. You can go, my God,
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  Speaker 1: what did she say again? It'll be so fun. That's
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  Speaker 1: at HeatherMcDonald.net along with my Tickets to go see my
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  Speaker 1: next live show after that, which is in Vegas with Brandi, Julie, Chris,
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  Speaker 1: and Justin. And then we're in Texas and then on
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  Speaker 1: the East Coast. And then that will conclude this year's
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  Speaker 1: tour of the live Juicy Scoops, which is always fresh
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  Speaker 1: and new and exciting. So you don't want to miss
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  Speaker 1: on that. Also new and exciting, okay, Real Housewives of
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  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. I'm going to get more into this later
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  Speaker 1: in the week on Thursday. But we got to see
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: the scene. of Lisa Rinna confronting Kathy. And again, people
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  Speaker 1: are torn. They think Kathy apologized, let it go. Um,
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: an article came up that Jezebel wrote about Paris's problematic
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  Speaker 1: language over the years that was caught on video that
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  Speaker 1: was like scraped from the internet. So many people are
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  Speaker 1: like dragging this stuff up. I just got the book.
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  Speaker 1: Book of Hilton, House of Hilton. It's very hard to get.
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  Speaker 1: I had to pay a pretty penny for it, but
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  Speaker 1: I am going to read it cover to cover and
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  Speaker 1: report on it because I find them a fascinating family.
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  Speaker 1: Big Kathy, the three daughters, Kim, Kyle, and little Kathy
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  Speaker 1: or whatever you call her. Anyway, I thought, you know,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people are... It seems like most people
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  Speaker 1: are anti-Lisa Renna in all of this. They feel like she...
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  Speaker 1: is going after Kathy and we see in future episodes
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  Speaker 1: that Kyle at one point says to Lisa, please, at
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  Speaker 1: this point, you're hurting me. Can you please just let
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  Speaker 1: it go? And she's like, you're not going to gaslight me, Kathy. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you can have all the tears, but you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to gaslight and manipulate me. She really likes that word.
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  Speaker 1: Remember when she said that to Denise.
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  Speaker 2: Gaslighting.
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  Speaker 1: Gaslighting. So, you know, it's what we think. But here,
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  Speaker 1: I thought this was great. Camille, the real Camille, she
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  Speaker 1: reposted this from All About Truth on Instagram. Real Housewives
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  Speaker 1: Ultimate Girl Trip. The victims of Rinna's wrath coming to Peacock.
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  Speaker 1: And so it's everybody that they feel has come within
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  Speaker 1: Lisa Rinna's wrath on the show. Yolanda Lisa Vanderpump, One
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  Speaker 1: Hit Wonder, Eden. Remember her? Eden Sassoon, who was sober.
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  Speaker 1: I interviewed her. Kathy Hilton, Denise Richards, of course, Camille,
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  Speaker 1: Kim Richards, and Sutton. When was she so mean to Sutton?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they just need one person from this season that's
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  Speaker 1: still on the show. I can't remember when Lisa Rinna
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  Speaker 1: really was after Sutton.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe with the whole Erica thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe with the Erica thing. Maybe when Sutton was
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  Speaker 1: up against Erica, then Lisa Rinna kind of came after her.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe so. Anyway, I thought that was interesting. Also, Real
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Housewives of Salt Lake City came out, and it was
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  Speaker 1: pretty good. Basically, the juice that has begun is Meredith.
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  Speaker 1: Meredith with her husband, Seth, and her son, Brooks. She
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  Speaker 1: was always close to Lisa Barlow, but she's not happy
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  Speaker 1: with Lisa because remember, at the end of the season...
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  Speaker 1: Lisa Barlow was so annoyed that she felt Meredith didn't
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  Speaker 1: have her back the way a friend of tenure should have.
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  Speaker 1: And with her mic on, went into the bathroom and said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sick of Meredith's shit. I'm so sick of
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  Speaker 1: her fake family who's always posing. Why don't they own
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  Speaker 1: a home? Oh, that's right, because your husband changes jobs
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  Speaker 1: every few months. And I'm not a whore like Meredith
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  Speaker 1: who fucked all of New York. It got played over
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: and over and over again. And then to start out
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: the season, they played it. Oh, and the way the
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  Speaker 1: season started is they showed them first talking about each
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  Speaker 1: other and how much they all loved each other in 2019.
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  Speaker 1: But a juicy scooper brought it to my attention that
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  Speaker 1: in these clips where they're doing their interviews, so a
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  Speaker 1: makeup artist comes in and touches their makeup, they show
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  Speaker 1: a makeup artist with a mask on. Now, why would
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  Speaker 1: a makeup artist have a mask on in 2019?
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 1: My question to you, Bravo, is was this really shot
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  Speaker 1: in 2019 or did you do that for dramatic effect? Like, oh,
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: look how much they've changed over three years. Good point
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  Speaker 1: in picking, checking that. Anyway, Jen Shaw throws a big
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  Speaker 1: party for her husband because that's what you want to
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: do is spend a lot of money to celebrate your
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  Speaker 1: husband's birthday right before you go to prison. But at
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  Speaker 1: that point, she hasn't gotten her sentence yet or admitted
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  Speaker 1: that she was guilty. So we're going to see lots
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  Speaker 1: of fun stuff happen. We know Whitney and Heather are
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  Speaker 1: going to end up hating each other. But what Meredith
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  Speaker 1: does say about Lisa Barlow is she goes, I'm so
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  Speaker 1: sick of her talking about my family. You know, I've
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  Speaker 1: heard a lot of rumors about her. You don't see
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  Speaker 1: me repeating the fact that people say she's been having affairs.
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  Speaker 1: Do you see me repeating that, Jen Shaw, as the
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  Speaker 1: cameras are around and we're in a hot tub? No.
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  Speaker 1: You don't see me talking about the fact that they've
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  Speaker 1: had some financial situations and that they did crowdfunding for
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  Speaker 1: the tequila. Do you see me talking about that? No.
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  Speaker 1: You don't see me talking about their affairs, their not
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  Speaker 1: perfect marriage, their shady business practices. You don't see me
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  Speaker 1: talking about it at all. I don't spread those kind
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  Speaker 1: of rumors. So it should be really good. Will Smith
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  Speaker 1: did a movie that Apple is going to bring out
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  Speaker 1: that a lot of people are saying is an Oscar
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  Speaker 1: contender called Emancipation. He said it's really, really good. And,
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: you know, he is a great actor. But it doesn't
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: matter if he gets nominated for an Oscar. He cannot
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  Speaker 1: go for 10 years. That's kind of juicy. Um, speaking
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  Speaker 1: of movies, I went to the bros premiere. I told
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  Speaker 1: you guys on my Patreon that I did enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was really funny, but Billy Eichner, who's
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  Speaker 1: the star and writer of it is not happy with
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: the lack of people that went to go see it
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. And he went off on Twitter. And he says,
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  Speaker 1: it's your fault, you straight people, for not coming to
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  Speaker 1: see my show. Because it is freaking funny. And I
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  Speaker 1: just went into a theater that was sold out in L.A.
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  Speaker 1: And people were crying, laughing, and literally going out with
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  Speaker 1: tears in their eyes from laughter and emotion. And it
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: was so well received. And, you know, what's wrong with you,
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  Speaker 1: you homophobes, for not seeing this movie? It had a
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  Speaker 1: $ 22 million budget and it only made $ 4. 7 million. No, $ 4. 8
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  Speaker 1: million this weekend. Well, comedies in general don't do that
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  Speaker 1: well at the movie theater. But it is something you
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  Speaker 1: want to see. You go to see movies with people
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  Speaker 1: like your peers. So I do think it will do
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  Speaker 1: better in L.A. and New York. And I guess in
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: places where people don't have as much of an out
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  Speaker 1: gay population, I guess they didn't go see it. It
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: is a funny movie. I liked it. And I'm straight.
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  Speaker 1: And I did get to go for free, but I
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  Speaker 1: think I would have paid to see it. Annie's going
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  Speaker 1: to see it. Chris Ventola is going to see it.
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  Speaker 1: Our friend Guy is in it. I think it also,
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  Speaker 1: I think people will definitely see it once it's available
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  Speaker 1: on streaming. I think people just don't go to the
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  Speaker 1: movies that much. I mean, even the top movie is
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  Speaker 1: not doing that well, which is the Harry Styles movie.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's not making, it's not a huge, huge hit.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: So anyway, there you go. Nick Cannon is now a
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  Speaker 1: dad of 10. I think he still has one more
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  Speaker 1: on the way. Good for him. Oh, this was juicy.
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  Speaker 1: I found out from a Juicy Scooper who follows Julia
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  Speaker 1: Hart's former or soon, well, it must be her ex-husband,
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  Speaker 1: the second ex-husband, Silvio. He has a private Instagram account,
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  Speaker 1: but this person followed him, I guess. And he got married.
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  Speaker 1: He's married again. And gave her a big heart diamond,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: which I think is weird because when he married Julia Hart,
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  Speaker 1: Hart is not Julia's real name. She created that name
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  Speaker 1: after she left her Orthodox life with her first husband.
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  Speaker 1: And she created the name Hart, and she spelled it H-A-A-R-T.
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  Speaker 1: And then he took the name. Silvio took that name.
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  Speaker 1: They get divorced. He finds a new wife and buys
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  Speaker 1: her a big heart diamond. And they're married. Interesting. I
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  Speaker 1: really want to see what this, what their Netflix second
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: season is going to be like on my unorthodox life.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Everyone else on Netflix is watching Jeffrey Dahmer. People are
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: getting freaked out by it. People think that their dates
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: are trying to kill them. Peter and I were very
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: tired Friday night and we went out to dinner and
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: a juicy scooper bought my meal. It was very nice.
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  Speaker 1: But we were both so tired. And the next day
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I go, God, I was just so tired. It must
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  Speaker 1: have been the boat. He goes, or did somebody drug
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  Speaker 1: us at the dinner? And I'm like, okay, that's watching
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: too much Jeffrey Dahmer. And I think everybody is thinking
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: they're being drugged. It's very scary. It's very weird. It's
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: really well done. I watched the first episode. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know that I want to watch anymore. I really, like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that I want to see, like, the
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  Speaker 1: dismembering and I don't know. There's other things to watch,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: but a lot of people watching it. All right. You
• 18:27
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• 18:31
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• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 5: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 18:50
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  Speaker 1: It is Eliza. Back with a new book, All Things Aside.
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  Speaker 1: Very funny, cute cover. Thank you. Where you have a
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: big piece of green in your teeth.
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  Speaker 2: It really throws people.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: They're like, something's wrong with the color. Or they think
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: that you have like an ink mark or something. Yeah.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: And that because nobody told you that. And just like
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: you told me to fix my hair. Yeah. You really
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: walk the walk. So, okay. So this is your second book. Yes.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: So tell us about what this book is, the gist
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: of this book about its essays and stuff, right?
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  Speaker 2: As you flip through it, trying to like absorb as
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  Speaker 2: much as possible.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you didn't send it to me before. I know.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know how that fucking happened.
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  Speaker 1: And I specifically asked.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? That breaks my heart. Didn't we send
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: a PDF? This morning I was like, does Heather have
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: a book?
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Just tell me what it's about. It
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: matters to.
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  Speaker 2: Me because then you could have read a page. It's
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: a collection of personal essays. And I wrote this, I
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: pitched this book in COVID. But I've been, you know,
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I wrote it over time. And quite frankly, it's just
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: the kind of collection of essays I would want to read.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I was looking for myself in other books. And I
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: found myself, look, this isn't saying other books aren't great.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: But I found myself constantly, and I talk about it
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: in the book, reading these synopses on Amazon. And for women,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: so many things are like, when a woman goes missing,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: when her sister is murdered, when an attractive woman dies,
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: a town looks for her. And I'm like, I don't
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: want to talk about murder. And I don't want to
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: talk about abuse. Everybody's got their things. And I'd read
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: some really good personal essay collection books. And I was like,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: that's what I'm going to do. This isn't a memoir.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: This is just like life the way that I see it.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: And everything from why I think everything's a scam to
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: algorithms to miscarriages to doing mushrooms to giving yourself a
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: break and unplugging. It's just a lot of personal, like
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: to the first boy you ever thought you were going
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: to like marry when you were 16.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Wait, I want to ask you, what did you, what
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: was the first one you said? Not algorithms.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Everything's a scam?
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Miscarriage?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Tell me about, how do you feel about, tell me
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: your attitudes about everything being a scam.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: So basically, you know, without being a nihilist, I just
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: think there are, everything's a scam and it's just about
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: which ones are you going to buy into. Things like
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Public facing altruism is a scam, meaning like no matter
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: what good deed you do because of the ubiquity of
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: the Internet, you will be faulted for not doing exactly
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: what someone else wanted you to do the moment they're
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: looking at your Instagram.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: So you're like, I just came from this food bank.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: They're like, why are you drinking out of a plastic cup?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: And then it's like, do you hate sea turtles? And
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: you're like, I love sea turtles. Oh, so cats don't matter? No,
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I love cats.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Dogs deserve to. I do love dogs. Why are you
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: talking about dogs when trans lives matter? You're like, no,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I love trans lives. Why are you talking about that? Israel, Palestine.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: You can't– it's just– so the point is just do
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: your best. I think almost all clothing on the internet,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know when it became a thing. And you're young.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: You might get this. Like first of all, like all
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: of these clothing companies are on Instagram and they all
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: tout things like our softest shirt ever. I'm like, what
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: do you mean ever? You're a year old. Like our
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: classic vintage. Vintage what? You get your clothes from China.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: And everything is, when did sweatshirts become like $ 300?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: And it's like alpaca wool and it has some bullshit
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: word like peace or Paris like stitched into it. Since
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: we're talking about fashion, I'm going to hop in and
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: talk about fashion. So everything's a scam, but it's all fun,
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Kanye had the $ 300 sweatshirts. He modeled in the Balenciaga
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: fashion show. And this was what he was wearing. It's
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: a huge jacket with a security written on it.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: He looks like 50 Cent on steroids. It's like Teflon,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: like vest.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: It's the hugest. I don't understand.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: It looks like he's going fishing.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: It looks like it would have to be 20 degrees out. Otherwise,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: you'd be stifling hot.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: It is so many things.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I have an annoying counterpoint to that. Jerry Saltz, who's
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: I think the art critic, senior art critic for New
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: York Times Magazine. had an interesting take on this and
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: it was just like, we love to shit on this
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: kind of stuff, but people are still making art.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Like, is he going to stop being a genius, but
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: also annoying anytime soon?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: No. I don't know.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of, like, not giving things oxygen.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: I know that this is Juicy Scoop, but... Yeah. I
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: don't know. Like, people... I don't... Don't send your kids
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: to his high school.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: The Dawn to School. I just saw a video.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: I was not going to say the name, but now
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: you've given it the plug.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: The Dawn... Oh, I've already talked about it because I
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: think it's, like, fascinating. I'm like, who's sending their kids there?
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: All of his friends.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Exactly. The people... And I'm like, imagine being, like, the
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: wife or the mother who you share a child with
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: your boyfriend... And he works for Kanye. And he's like,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: we need to take our child out of this school
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: and put them in Donda University. Donda University? Or Jonda
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: School or whatever it is.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Jonda School.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Donda. No, but so I just saw a video of
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: the kids singing like they're mourning him. See, I can't
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: get into that. And it is very scary cult-y. But
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: then I guess if you would show a bunch of
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: kids in Catholic uniforms singing like, you know... a Christian song,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: people would say that looks culty. So it's like, it's,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: but it's like, dun-da, dun-da, dun-da, dun-da, dun-da, dun-da, and
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: it like, and it's, they're all wearing black, yeezy clothes
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: with yeezy shoes.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: At least the uniforms are dope. Here's what I'll say.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Here's what I'll say. So, there is indoctrination that is
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: part of any sort of public education. That's a private education, but,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Kindergarten– this is like taking this to like not a
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: fun place. Kindergarten is actually a communist concept. This idea
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: that you take the children at the young age from
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: the parents and you indoctrinate them. You bring them to school.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: So this is like the idea of removing your children
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: from the home and bringing them to a place where
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: they can be not brainwashed but told certain things and taught.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: That is what school is. And everybody has– whether it's
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: religious or it's social– um i'm as a non-christian person
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: that's not my vibe right um but i can tell
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: you as an american you know we say the pledge
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: of allegiance other nations don't do that.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: No i don't think we do anymore i feel like
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: a lot of people do well i mean they can't
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: do it in the school anymore.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Or do they just take out under god or do
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: they keep.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: It oh maybe you're right i think it was.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: That i think texas fights very hard to do that
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: and take us to a place where we churn butter
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: barefoot um But, you know, in Texas we had like
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: the Texas State song that we all sang or you
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: have your school's anthem. So I understand like instilling pride.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: I also understand if you– I understand the desire for like-mindedness.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: So if you are a billionaire, your life is just
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: going to be different than your neighbor like 80 miles
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: away from you. So I understand him being like, let
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: me create this thing so that we can all see
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: our reflection in ourselves. Those are not the values I
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: would want to teach my kid.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I would not want to do that. I would only
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: send my kid to some sort of parochial school if, like,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: the actual education was lit.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: But as a Jewish person, I'm not– I don't subscribe
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: to any sort of Christian-based anything.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I've kind of– like, I used to always be like–
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: You're very Christian. Oh, my God, the homes– Well, I mean, yeah,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I'm Catholic. I was raised Catholic and stuff. But my
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: views have changed with time, too, as a growing adult.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: My views have changed the more lawyers and Jews and
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: agents I got, the more successful I got.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: No, but I mean, honestly, like, what kind of changed
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: is realizing, like, why this person who's standing at the
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: pulpit or the preacher, why.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Is he really a superior speaker compared to all the
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: other TED Talks and podcasters and stuff?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: That's the comic in you. You're like, why does this
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: guy get the mic?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was kind of like, I don't know that
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: this is so inspiring or great. But the values of it,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I still love what it was based on and the
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: basis of just being a good person.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: But I used to be like, oh, my God, homeschooling.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: But mostly because I thought I just could never do
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: it myself. Like I think it takes a certain kind
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: of parent that's that organized to do it. Oh, my God, yes.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: But I totally do not think it's weird. I totally understand. Homeschooling? No,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I totally see why someone would choose to do that.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want your kid to get shot.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: And also for the same thing, just like the values.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: You feel like you– The values don't line up no
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: matter where you are.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: This is the thing.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: You have the right to do that.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Live and let live. I am not going to begrudge
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: multi-billionaires of wanting to create an environment where they feel
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: seen and their kids have friends of a similar ilk.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I do get that. I understand it's all about, like,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: eat the rich. But, like, if you're Christian and you
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: want your kid to have those Christian values, if you're
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Jewish and you want your kid to go to yeshiva, like,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: this is all about finding the community that you feel fits.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: And I just, now that I am a mother, I
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: never want to get involved in that, like, superior style
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: of parenting. Like, does it work for you? And is
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: your kid, are you a good person? Then I don't care.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: As long as we're making good people. I don't know
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: that that environment at first blush seems like the best
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: environment for my child. But then again, I am not
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: a billionaire in Calabasas wearing $ 800 Crocs.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: So....
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Everybody has their values.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Right. Speaking of Crocs, this is a new Croc that
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: came out.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, that's so funny.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: It is a chicken finger Croc. You have that ready. Yeah.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: What are we doing? Honestly, America, like this is why
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: they hate us.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: It's $ 345.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: In my book, I actually talk about Crocs and how we...
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: We have too many options as consumers. Crocs has over
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: eight shades of blue. Do you need that? Do you
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: really need it? It's going to be ice blue, not
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: glacial blue. This is why we're stupid right here. Pick
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: up a fucking book, America. And also, you're going to
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: wear those once, the nugget's going to fall off, and
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: then they're just going to be in the closet. That's
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: going right in a landfill. And aliens a billion years
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: from now will be like, what was wrong with these people?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Why were their feet so weird looking?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I know. I just saw the Crocs at a– I
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: was out with my son shopping and I made my
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: son try to put his size 14 foot in a
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: hot pink Croc. And I'm like, do you imagine if
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: you're just out? I go, do you think anyone would
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: say anything to you or not?
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Girls would love it.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they wouldn't say anything because it was like, God,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: you have some real confidence just to be like sporting those.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Giant pink Crocs. I think it's that he's got a
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: size 14. I think that's– if he had like doll feet,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: it would be weird.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: This I thought was hilarious. This photo of Mickey Rourke,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: this is Mickey Rourke.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I thought that was Derek Zoolander.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: No, that's what they said. Oh, okay. No, people said
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: it looks just like they walked out of the Zoolander movie.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: That's so funny.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: It's, what is his name? It's Mickey Rourke and his
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: stylist who looks just like Ben Stiller in Zoolander. Just creepy, crazy.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: But then I was like really looking at Mickey Rourke
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: and like, Look, you can see he still has a
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: good chest and stuff. I know this face is like
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: a scary mask, but he's pretty fit for his age,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: regardless of how he got there.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Super roided up. Yeah, you know, I think what we're
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: looking at here, folks, is a product of having a
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: lot of yes men around you and living in a bubble.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: And I don't think it's specific to just him.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: But I think this is what happens when no one
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: tells you no, and there's no woman in your life.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of internet stuff, okay. Thought this was interesting.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: This girl is Christina Hall. She was married to the
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Flip or Flop guy. I mean, they had a Flip
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: or Flop show together. They got divorced. He married someone else.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: She had a baby with someone else. Now she's married
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: to her third husband. The second husband is now saying
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: that their little two-year-old boy, Hudson, can no longer be
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: featured anywhere. on her shows or on her Instagram. And
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: she writes this long thing of, you know, I'm exhausted.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: This is what I've been through. Now, this happens a
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: lot with reality stars when they get divorced or they
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: are divorced where the other spouse goes, I don't want
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: you using our kids.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I don't want you succeeding. It has nothing to do
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: with the kid. I don't know these people at all
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: and I deeply don't care. But from a psychological perspective.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm doing it about, not about her specifically.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, because I don't know.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: No, that whole concept of.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, now you care.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Right. And like when we were on a show together,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: the little kid was on it and you got to
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: see my pregnancies and we went to go to, you know.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: And now, no, I don't think it's good for my child.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: On the other hand, I came across this on TikTok,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: which I thought was really interesting, where this girl was
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: sharing a letter from an anonymous girl who's 16. whose
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: family has had a very successful– she wouldn't say who
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: she was– a very successful YouTube channel about their whole family,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: one of those families that make a shit ton of money,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: being really not particularly funny, just being like a cute
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: family that just like whatever. Hi, we're going to do–
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: It's taco night. Yes, exactly. And she said it was–
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: honestly very, it's what I've been saying where I'm like,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I am waiting for the days when these kids that
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: have literally their parents have gotten one to 1.2 million
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: views of their child crying that his crush doesn't like
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: him anymore. And he's like eight.
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, do you think that kid's going to
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: be happy in five years? Like when he realizes and
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: do you like, what are you doing? Do you imagine
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: if every time you were bad or throwing a fit,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: the world got to see it?
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: I would love that. I could sell so many of
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: these books and if I could control it, that'd be
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: great if anybody cared. But no, as a kid, I think,
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: you know, and then the other side of that is
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: look at all of these people who capture every moment
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: hoping that someone will make them famous and they'll get famous.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: The difference is on your own volition, right? Like when
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: you're a kid, you have no control over that. If
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: you're an adult and you want to act like an
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: asshole and get famous for it, I don't have any
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: tears for you. I don't show my daughter's face. I'm
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: not as famous as some of these people because I
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: think the more the internet becomes a part of our
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: daily lives and every moment, there are these ramifications that
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: we didn't really necessarily know about when you sent out
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: that tweet in 2010 or you posted that picture of
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: you in a bikini. We didn't know. We really– we
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: did not know. Maybe some futurists did that the internet
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: would be forever. But now we know. And we know
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: about hackers and we know about personal information. We know
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: all the dark side of it, the nefarious side of it.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: So I think people do these things not really thinking.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of content out there is someone
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: just like, I better do this because this is what's
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: expected or this is their source of income or they
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: did one thing once. This is what TikTok is based
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: off of. I did one thing once and the internet
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: liked it. So now I'm the girl that opens soda.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: I'm the girl that opens soda cans because that's what
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: the internet wants from me. America, this is why you're
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: fucking depressed. Because people– it's not– you're fulfilling. If you
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: were the woman who squeezed Silly Putty and you got
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: three billion hits, now you're the woman who squeezes Silly
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Putty and any of your original hopes and dreams are
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: not realized because that's what you're doing. It's like Black Mirror.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: And so– But what I was going to say about this, though.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: You're like, anyway. No, no, no. But what I was
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: going to say about this letter from this anonymous 16-year-old,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: she was like, I am my parents' employee. This is
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: how my parents make their money. They're such a successful
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: YouTube family that this is it. I'm obligated to do
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: what they say. And I'm begging you not to do
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: this with your kids. And if you are one of
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: these kids, don't ever Google yourself. Yeah. Don't read the comments.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Don't read the comments.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Know that pedophiles have your photo. That's what I'm talking about.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: And that you don't own your own life. And she's like,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: and I cannot wait to be 18 and to have
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: my own life. And the thing is that in the
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: child laws, if you were to put your child on
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: a sitcom on ABC, you can't take all their money.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: You can take 10%. As a manager, which I think
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: is completely appropriate because.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: You're driving them and you're doing.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: You might not be able to pursue your career as
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: an accountant or whatever because you really have to be
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: on set. I'm just saying whatever you do, that's fine.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: But like this is, there's no law about telling your kid, no,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: we're doing it again. I need you to spin around
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and sing Lady Gaga in a tutu right now. I
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: need you to do that right now. And sometimes I
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: follow this one kid and... He gets a lot of
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: accolades because, you know, he's a boy who dances and
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: sings and is gender fluid or we don't know. So
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: everyone's loving that, right? But sometimes I watch these videos
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: and I can tell this kid doesn't want to do it.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: It's like, you know, or like the mouthing is like
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: the lip syncing is off. And it was like and
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: literally sometimes. the mom puts it up and it's him
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: being like, okay, enough now. Right. Like literally the last
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: thing he says is like, like enough. I just want to.
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: And.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: It's, you know, but they have a lot of deals.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: The whole family's involved.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: I think when it goes that deep, you know, it's
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: probably hard to see the forest for the trees. I mean,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I know even as a performer, like, we're used to, like,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: do it again. Like, you know, like, we love performing,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: but my husband is not a performer. And he'll say
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: something funny. I'll be like, will you say it one
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: more time? He'll be like, I don't want to do
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: that again. That is a normal response. Versus I'm like,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: how many takes do you need?
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Because I can do it in just one.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: And so I... I think the internet will reveal itself
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: to see how it affects our mental health, and we'll
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: see what these kids are like. But I guess the
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: lesson at the end of the day is listen to
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: your kids. Maybe not the first time, but after a while,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: if they're like, hey, this is what I am, this
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: is what I feel, maybe listen to it.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: And I can see, too, if you're a young mom
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: that doesn't have a career and is a stay-at-home mom,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: and you really enjoy going on TikTok and Instagram a lot,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: you're like, God, if I could do this, and Get
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: a couple brands because I get enough views and I
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: can stay at home. Like I get the desire.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I get that. You know, do you want to schlep
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: to a shitty office building? I understand that hanging carrot
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: of I could just do this from my phone. And
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: you know what?
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Maybe the maybe the whole time the kid was saying
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: they were fine with it. And now as a teenager,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: as they're often right. She's like, I hate this, which
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: does happen, too. And so it's easy to sit here.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: I'm really big on like, let's not judge.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: You don't know what goes on behind the scenes, but
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: it seems to me that for the most part, the internet,
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: when not used for sharing information, there is just a
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: very dark side to it. There's like a negative. I
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: don't know if you feel that. Like when I go
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: on TikTok, like it's like eating candy. I'm like, this
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: is so delicious. I can't stop. But I always feel bad.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: And the whole time I'm doing it, I'm like, there's
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: something dark happening here. And it feels like people are just,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: they love you and they're just like waiting to pounce.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: And so you have to really be in control of
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: how you allow it to affect your life. Not reading
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: the comments, not checking it, you know, maybe only checking
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: it at the end of the day. And we all
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: do it. Like I've definitely doom scrolled until my eyes
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: went blurry.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I do predict that there are, you know,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: ambulance chaser type attorneys that are going to put alert
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: of when some of these YouTube kids become 18 and
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: reach out and go, would you like to sue your parents?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: There will be a landmark case.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Because the internet is still the Wild West in terms
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: of like IP and using your image. I mean, the
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: amount of, we always talk about like surveillance states and
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: like big brother, the amount of filming of random people
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: that goes on for your TikTok, like look at this woman.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Like it's, I'm pretty sure it's illegal. And we just
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: do it. Like, look at this girl's shoes. Look what
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: this person did. Look what they said as a way
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: of catching them. And it has so many benefits when
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: someone does something truly evil. But in general, you're a
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: woman walking. Someone wants to make fun of your hair
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: or your pants, and you're just on blast now. That's
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: so fucked up.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Well, there's been a couple cases where we were talking
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: about it. There was a YouTuber. You knew the girl.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't know the girl. Oh, Brianna Chicken Fry from Barstool.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Brianna Chicken Fry is her real last name.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be on Barstool Sports.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: No, her Oh, she's on Barstool. Yes. Anyway, she did
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: something about being at a concert and showing a video
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: like starting to film somebody mid-argument where this woman is like,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: you took my daughter's boa. They're like in a bathroom
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: at a concert. I'm like already anxious. And she's like, Karen,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: no I didn't, and filming and everything. And it goes viral.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: And then she jokingly does another video joking and being like,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I really did take that girl's boa. And so then
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: someone did something like, this is so wrong. Like, A,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: you filmed her. You weren't honest about what the argument was. Right, right, right.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Having people go, yeah, go after that fat Karen or whatever.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: You know, it just was so gross. And I'm like,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: that whole thing. And then there was this other guy.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: This guy, he's just like this, like looking down, looking
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: at his phone or something. And this other girl goes,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: this is the guy that I was supposed to go
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: on a date with that flaked on me. And said
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: he had to go somewhere else or something. And so
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: everyone goes at, finds him, goes after him. And he
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: was just a guy on the street that she just
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: was thinking, oh, wouldn't this be a funny piece of content?
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: It's so, some of it is seemingly real, but like
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: inauthentic because what we crave is authenticity. And what people
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: don't understand is that authenticity can be found outside of
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: your phone.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: It's in real life interactions. And that's really scary because
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: you're putting someone on blast. You're putting their life on blast.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: And what people forget is the zombies whose life is
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: the internet, the people who stand certain celebrities and stuff
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: like the people that live in comment sections are unhinged.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: And they will go find that person and they will
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: threaten to kill them. They will find their addresses. Like
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: these things are real. And I'll take it a step further.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: We have normalized an anger. And I hope all of
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: your fans are hearing this. Sorry, I'm so tired. We
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: have normalized an anger and a hatred toward women. I
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: talk about this with the term Karen, which like, yeah,
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: there are plenty of women who are, and by the way,
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: they come in all color shapes and sizes. But yeah,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: if you are a white woman who put your hands
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: on like a Wendy's day shift manager, like fuck you forever.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: But you notice it's typically about women. It's typically about
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: capturing this Karen, this bitch, this woman. And we normalize
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: this simmering anger toward women so that if you Heather
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: go into a store and you have an actual complaint,
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Somebody could just film you and be like, look at
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: this bitch. Look at this Karen. Even though you were right.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: And it validates this hatred of women that you see
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: manifested in our legislation in all these red states about
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: being anti-choice in Iran. I hate to make it super heavy,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: but every time we promote something, we're like we're shitting
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: on a woman. You're making it okay to shit on
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: women now. And you don't have to justify it. And
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: that's what's so scary.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I definitely agree.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: This is supposed to be a fun one.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: No, no, but I definitely agree. No, but it's all good.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: But I definitely agree with that. I often would say, like,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I'm just famous enough not to be the customer I
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: deserve to be when I'm not happy. Because I'm like,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: God forbid someone see me. And so I was on
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: my TikTok page. I was getting a lot of people
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: being like, worst celebrity I ever waited on. Okay. And
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: then they tell this whole thing. And I'm like, God,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: you know, sometimes.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Like you're allowed to have a normal day.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Bad day. So I did a TikTok where I put
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: myself a wig on and sunglasses and I talked about
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: the worst person I ever waited on. And it was,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: and I did it with like a really like, like,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: you know, when you watch this TikTok where they keep
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: stopping it and it's like, okay, story time. And it's
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: like the boring as fucking story. And you're like, get
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: to it. There's nothing to it. So I did it.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: And at the end, I said the worst person I
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: waited on was Heather McDonald. And I put it up.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: And my favorite part was it did really well because
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I think people really thought it was like real. But
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: then all my fans were like hilarious. Like, I totally
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: know what you're making fun of. Like, but then there
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: were so many people that were like, who the fuck
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: is Heather McDonald? Oh, that's the worst.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I know that feeling.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: And then also like. God, I don't think she was
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: that bad of a customer because I make it so, like,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: the customer, the Catherwood Doll customer changed her order. First
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: she said she didn't want bread. Then she goes, actually,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I do want the bread. And I'm like, as the waitress,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, bitch? Then if you're trying
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: to save a couple calories, why the fuck did you
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: order the pasta? I'm so fucking done with this bitch.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: And like, because you're like, Jesus.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: In that case, the waiter was worse than the customer.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then I'm just saying that anyone can just like,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Go off. Go off and then talk about you just
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: in public. Like, it's fucking scary to be in public.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Well, it's not just that. Let's say you were famous
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: enough that that happened and that it was a big deal. Right.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: It's a real thing. This is all made up, but yeah,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: it's a real thing.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: And I talk about this in my book. You have
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: this choice. You can– usually if you say nothing, it
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: goes away. I honestly think of the like.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: So wait.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: In public, you're saying someone– Someone shames you online. Okay.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Heather McDonald came in.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: She was a bitch and I'm making a video.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Okay. Got it.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: If you can, if you have the self-control as the
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: celebrity or as the person being accused– If you have
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: the self-control to just give it no oxygen and say nothing,
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: I think of the petulant internet masses like zombies. In
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: zombie movies, whenever they hear a human that's like, and
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: they like go toward it. If you just don't let
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: them know you're breathing and that you give it no
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: energy or light, then they move on. And so if
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: you can have that self-control to not– because you're fighting
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: a losing battle. I've had– I remember– I just like
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: in like Twitter arguments or whatever, somebody says something, they're
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: punching up. It's nobody ever, it's rarely someone more famous
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: with more clout that like finds a lower, you know,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: and is just like, I want to shit on them.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: It's always someone who wants some of your light. Think
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: about it that way. So some random person is like,
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: you know what? I want her fans to make me
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: famous because I hate that she has something I want.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: So if you can just sustain and maintain and not
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: respond to, that person will, like a flame, it'll go
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: out because there's no oxygen.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: It really is an exercise in self-control. And it's tough
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: because I'll get, we're brave enough as comics to speak
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: our truth and say something funny or honest on stage.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: I stood there in front of a live fucking audience
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: and they said nothing back. The joke worked, it's over.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: And now you're going to come online and you're going
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: to pick it apart later.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: No.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: You didn't have the guts to do what I did
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: and you're doing it behind the safety of a screen
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: name So you don't get my attention and energy because
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: I did the hard work. And so did you. That's
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: what I think. And so if you can. I'm just
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: saying like this.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Is all true.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: We're all living in fear of these bots with brains.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: And I just I don't want to I don't want
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: to do that.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So true. So true.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: You're like anyways Crocs.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Wait. OK. So I'm going to talk about some other
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: some funnier stuff. OK. This kid this guy I just
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: had to put him on just because he's the one
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: who spoke on it. The topic was, this girl goes,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: why is it that when girls go on a hot
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: girl weekend in Miami, the girlfriend group always comes back
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: hating each other?
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: So then he stitched it, and he goes, I'm a
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: bouncer in Miami, and I'm going to tell you why.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Let's hear it.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: We're not a bouncer. He goes, I'm a hookup guy.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: He goes, if you and your girls are hot— and
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you want to be on a yacht, and you want
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: to sit at Live Nightclub and have free bottle service.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: You've got to have sex. You've got to fuck for it.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: No, that's not what he said. You know, next to
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Drake or Bad Bunny or whatever, he goes, I can
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: be that person that hooks you up for all these
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: free weekend perks and the reservations and all this stuff
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: that you don't even have to pay for. However— Why
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: these girls end up in a fight, and he's like,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: is I have to be the one to say, hey,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: this four of you can come, but those two over there.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Those two uggos?
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: That are part of your sixth group.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: The two uggos can't.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: And he goes, and what happens is nine times out
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: of ten, the girls stick up for the girls. And
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: they're like, then fuck you, we'll leave.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm sorry. The black girls stick up for
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: the black girls. The white girls are like, later, see
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: you in Calabasas. Black women stand up for each other,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: and white women, we don't have that, like, we don't
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: have that connectivity.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think, okay, I don't think it's a race thing.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I think it's this. So then, so what happens is,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: then they go, no, like, fine, screw you, what a dick.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: And everyone's like, yeah, he's awful. We didn't want to
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: be here anyway. So then what happens, why the girls fight,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: is then a couple of the girls fight that were
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: hot enough that could have experienced that had the main
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: girl not invited her cousin and the other girl.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: That she works with. Had you not invited these two
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: uggos with the asymmetrical faces.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we would have had a different weekend. So then
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: they kind of start fighting or being bitchy or being like, wow,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: this wasn't the weekend I thought it was going to be.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: But they're, you know, but they didn't speak up at
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: the time and say, screw you, or God forbid, they
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: really did leave the others. And I just thought that's
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: one thing I love about TikTok is I, we've always
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: known that's the truth. And we've either been the hot
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: girl or the not as hot girl or the one that,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: that missed out because your friend was too nice or whatever,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: or I never– we didn't really– I was not of
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: a time where we went to bottle service for free
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: or whatever. It was more just could we get into
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: the front of the line.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: To that bar for trivia night.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Just to the front of the line. Just to the
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: front of the line.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Not waiting, yeah. And– I'll take it a step further.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: It always seemed to work out for whoever I was
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: friends with. But I believe this is absolutely the truth.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Tapping into– and women will get mad at this, but
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: I only say things that are honest. There is– especially
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: at that age– hopefully you're not doing this into your 40s,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: but especially at that age, when you are on the hunt,
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: you are in your 20s. This is all about, and
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: whether you realize you're doing this or not, it doesn't
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: matter because this is what it is. You are displaying
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: your viability, your fertility. You are looking for a mate.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: You are looking for something. 100%. And because of a
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: shelf life of eggs, you may not want to meet
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: your husband that night or get like, hopefully you don't
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: want to get pregnant that night. But because women have
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: a societally deemed shelf life there is this urge like
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: we've got to go now I've got to meet someone
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: now like get it while the getting is good because
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: society says you're worthless after a certain point I'm not
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: saying that's right but that's why there's an urgency and
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: there's less of an allegiance you can have your friends
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: men their sperm is good forever and so it's like
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: yeah that's where you get bros before hoes that's why
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: they came up with that before and then.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: They they they scientifically can do bros before yes.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: And then then girls like chanks before dicks no It's
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: just not the way you're chemically wired. Now, of course,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: you're not going to, like, ditch your friend. But you're
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: out there. You're looking for clout. You're looking for money.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: You're looking for a mate. And that's not that men
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: aren't doing that. But that is scientifically, like, what's happening. And,
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: of course, you want a good time. But you always
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: want to be elevated. So, of course, it devolves into that.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: But I think The Real Housewives is based off of
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: this theory. That, like, if you put a bunch of
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: women together, it will devolve into chaos. Because when you
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: get insecure women... You are constantly vying for who's the
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: queen bee? Who is at 54 the most fertile? Who
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: is the best businesswoman, whether there's merit to that or not?
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Who is the best? Rather than being confident and you're like,
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: I'm good enough the way that I am. I don't
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: need you to validate it. That is the, that's what's
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: happening with that is vying for pole position.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: But going back to the 20s, that is so true
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: because I just remember being like, You want to have
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: a good night. You might work at a job all
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: week that you don't love. So this is like your
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: one night. And I remember if I didn't either make
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: out with a guy or at least give out my number.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Or at least give out my number, I felt like
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: it was kind of a shitty night. A waste of
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: a night.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: And it was a waste of makeup, of hair, of
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: fucking calories. I'm like yelling this. My friends made fun
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: of me because I would walk in. Jodi would always be,
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: you know Jodi Miller, right? She'd always be like, Eliza
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: will walk in and be like, everyone's here. Everyone's ugly.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: We're leaving. And we'll go to like five bars. I'm like, yeah,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: I'm 28. I'm looking for, I don't want to spend
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: the night like talking to like some uggo editor and
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: like his buddy. Like I want to find someone cute.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: You want to make out with someone. The urge to
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: make out with someone kind of subsided in my 30s.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: But like this shit takes work. I'm not going to
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: a bar in my pajamas and I'm not wasting the calories.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Like this, this is my life.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Well, we, there was just an article that came out in,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: I think it was New York Magazine or one of those,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: about how the nightlife in New York post-COVID, these bars that,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: you know, could open till four, certainly people would hang
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: out till two. It's like dead after 10.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: People got tired.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: They got tired and they got so used to like,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: not making the effort. It's like the same thing when
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: you're running on that thing where, get up, go to drinks.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I saw this other girl go, isn't it weird that
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: before COVID, like, I'd work out in the morning, go
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: to work, go get drinks with someone after, and then
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: still go work the next morning and do that for
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: like three nights in a row.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: She sounds young.
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: She sounds very young.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: But also just that, like, you were in that vibe
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: of like, no, I will do this. Oh, I can
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: be social every night.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Because it was part of the rat race and then
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: we had this big slowdown.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Right, and then when you had that big break, everybody
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: was like, Oh, my God. My couch is so comfortable.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I remember. And, like, I'm so happy. Yeah.
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Well, comfort over chaos, I guess. I remember going forever
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: ago to, like, Bootsy Bellows or, like, one of these
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: clubs forever ago. And I was there. It was super casual. I've,
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: you know, I was probably in my 30s. I shouldn't
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: have been there. Um, and I was there for like
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: a friend's birthday and whatever. And I'm looking around and
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: all the girls are stunning, you know, and they're all
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: like 24 and they are dressed to the nine. This
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: is obviously pre COVID dressed to the nines and they're
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: like LA gorgeous. And it was a little early in
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: the night, but I remember looking around and thinking like,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Like these girls put effort into this and the guys
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: were hot trash. Like the guys were all like in hoodies,
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: on their phones, like zero social skills. And these girls
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: were gorgeous. Were they smart?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Interesting?
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But I remember thinking like this isn't fair.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Of course you want to level up and be next
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: to something. You put in all this effort and you
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: get– you're greeted by like what? Some guy with like
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: thin thighs and like a face tattoo in a throwback
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: hat like checking his Discord. Like– You put in this
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: effort like this isn't fair.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: And so, of course, you want to go somewhere where
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: somebody else is like at some sort of similar level.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: You're not sitting next to like a shitty club promoter
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: with like a cracked iPhone screen. And it takes a
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: lot to be a girl and it's expensive and people
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: shit on women for that. And I'm like, you put
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: in the effort. You deserve a good hunt and a reward.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Well, speaking of other juicy stuff that's out there right
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: now trending in the internet here. Okay. This was– wait.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: This is pretty amazing. So do you know about the
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: bucket bunnies? I don't. Okay. We're going to get to
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: the fishing scandal too. But this was the bucket bunnies. Turn.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Look over here.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Okay. Sorry.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: So basically this was all over– TikTok. So these– they're
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: called linemen. They're highly skilled, like blue-collar kind of guys
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: that are going to come to Florida and help get
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Florida up and running again. And they get paid a
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: lot of money for these like stints of whatever, 30
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: days I assume, to help a city in distress. Okay.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: So– They get there, and all these girls in Florida
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: are like, oh, my God, my fucking Tinder is blowing up.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Look at all these hot, like, construction guys that are like.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: And then the wives of the linemen start to go
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: and do their TikToks where they're like to all the
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: bucket bunnies. They call them bucket bunnies, meaning girls that
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: are going after that bucket of money because right now
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: the guys are working, like, you know, 18-hour shifts overtime.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: They have a lot of money to spend on whoever
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: they take out. To all the bucket bunnies wanting that
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: storm check, these guys have families at home, kids missing
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: their dad, stay away and let them do their job.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: No. I'm sorry. What is with this? This is on
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: your husband if he cheats on you.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: That is such, like, that's such dumb thinking. I'm sorry. Like,
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: these women aren't raping these. I don't even know what
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: we're talking about. This is my first time reading this.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: But this goes back. These women aren't raping these men.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: These men are there to do something, to do a job.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: So someone flirts with your husband. First of all, how
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: do you know? Did he tell you? Did you see it?
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Do you not have confidence in your marriage? That is
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: an issue that you have to take up with your husband.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: That woman, it's not right to sleep with a married man,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: but how are you not blaming the man? Why is
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: it always easier?
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: You know why? I'll tell you.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: It's always easier to blame a girl because you feel
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: like you're on equal footing. You have to start, people
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: have to start taking responsibility and start, it makes us
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: look ugly as women when we blame men because it's like, oh,
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: don't be such a shrew.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: That's how dare you.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: This is how crazy this whole story gets. This is
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: how this crazy story.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Such low-level thinking.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Right. So then, again, people, again, why is your man,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: who's in a committed relationship, going on Tinder anyway?
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Yes!
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Well, then this other guy who was a line man
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: in Florida working on stuff, somebody shares that, oh, look
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: at this hot guy that's in my Tinder profile, you know, whatever,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: swipe by. And that guy, he had to do a
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: TikTok to say, I'm being catfished. I am a line
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: man who's good looking working in Florida. But that's not me.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I never went on Tinder. Someone took my face because
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: I'm hot. Maybe. And I'm saying it's not. So it's
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: like such a mess.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: So you're saying that was the linchpin and then people started.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Such a mess. You know, everybody just, everyone has a
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: gripe of the same thing. And then some of the
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: linemen wives are pretty funny because this one girl goes, oh,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: hi to all you bunny buckets that's after me. Um,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: if you see a guy, it's like six, two, six, three.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: She's like eating her food, like into her cameras. Like, um,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: has brown eyes, uh, Talks incessantly about his two basset hounds.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: You can have them. Yeah, you can have them. He
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: likes his steak this way. Doesn't love coffee. Oh, you
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: need to wash his shirts actually twice and just a rinse.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: He has allergic skin. Like, it was so funny because
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: it was like, you can go have them.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: You can have them.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: And that girl is obviously confident in her relationship. To, like,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: joke about it and everything.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: But do you see what happens? Like, men just hang
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: back and, like, women just devour each other.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: And now it looks like... It was probably one girl
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: who flirted with a guy and like maybe didn't know
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: he was married.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: And it went viral.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: And I'm just, but again, it's like bad PR for women.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: There's a girl on TikTok that I found in one
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: of my scrolls who like her thing is like breaking
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: up marriages and like sleeping with married men. Is that
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: the lowest vibration one can operate from?
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Like you are, you're very broken. But she would go in,
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: like some women went on and talk shit. like in
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: her comments. So she went and like found allegedly like
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: each of their husbands.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, I saw this girl. Yeah.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: And I was just like that's such a rotten, sad
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: place to come from. But then all these women are like,
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: leave my husband alone. She's like– and they wrote back.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: And I'm like my husband would never write back. Like
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: they're so– it's so– people are so broken. Your relationship's
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: fucked up. That girl is fucked up. Like, it's just
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: such a low vibration. Like, can you imagine any world
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: where your husband would write?
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: I can't even imagine that. I remember back in the
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: days of, like, the horrible Jerry Springer type talk shows
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: when there was, like, seven of them on at the
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: same time, right? And it was always women yelling at
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: another woman being like, I got a man. Like, why
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: is that the biggest, like, trophy?
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Whoop-dee-dee.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Because somewhere in her life someone told her she wasn't
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: worth anything. So she's like, I'll just grab whatever I
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: can get. And I think that's why a lot of
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: women are just in terrible relationships. You're like, I'd rather
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: this than alone.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's why we need to build up women's confidence.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: It's why we cannot keep perpetuating this idea that, like,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: all women hate each other and women are always to
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: blame and calling women bitches and Karens for no reason. Like,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: there are plenty of Karens out there.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about when women call each other, like, hey, bitch?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Like in a loving, endearing way.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: It is an appropriated term. All of this, like, yes, diva,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: work queen, sassy bitch, hey girl, it is all appropriated
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: from black gay trans drag queens taking it. And we
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: took that language so we could sell wine tumblers. It's
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: not something that I find comforting. Like if you call
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: me a bitch, like them's fighting words. But I can
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: tell the difference between someone saying it, like, in a
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: colloquial way versus, you know?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: It's not a way that I choose to speak.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: If someone's a bitch, it's because I don't like them.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: But I understand that that's something people like to say.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: It's just not, I don't know, it's just not a
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: way that I choose to speak, I guess. But I
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: will say some slang. I just don't want to be
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: a bitch.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: It doesn't, like, bother me, but for the same reasons
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: that you're saying, I don't love that it's become so...
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: part of like, you know.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: It's not endearing.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I don't love that it's become such a
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: casual thing.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: There is a kernel of anger in it.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: It's the tiniest thing.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit of jealous. Get your jacket, bitch.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: We're going out. You actually are annoyed that she's not
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: ready yet.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: It's a little bit.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: And you really want to get going. Yes. And it's
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: a little bit like that. Yeah, you're right.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: When I think about it, like work bitch, right? So
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: when I think of that term, of course, there's the
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: Britney song. But I think of like a gay guy
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: saying it like work bitch because the inherent femininity has
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: been removed because it's two men. saying it. So it's
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: the same reason that drag queens can like talk about
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: their pussies and like keeping it tight because there is
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: no vagina. So there is actually nothing sacred about it.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: So it's funny or like, oh, he's fishy or like,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: you know, he's a slut. Male sexuality, homosexual or otherwise,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: is not seen as a sacred thing, as such a
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: sacred thing as it is with women.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: And this all goes back to like the Bible. And
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: so it's, they're in lies why they can say that.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: But if, if I am like, Oh my God, you're
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: such a slut. Like you might laugh at it, but
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: deep down you're like, no, I'm, I don't find it empowering.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Because it isn't always on your own terms.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: It's a very complex issue, but it's, I don't know.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: There is a, our society still views women's sexuality. Something
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: that's very sacred and beautiful. It's the reason getting kicked
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: in the dick is funny, but getting kicked in the
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: vagina is not funny.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: It just isn't. Yeah. Cause there's no dick there.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: This girl said, I'm a pipeline wife. We dealt with Rojos.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: I guess that was when some pipelines were broken or something.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: No, Rojos are women who fuck dudes who work on
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: like row houses, I think, or rowboats.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Right. I think she's saying there was other times where
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: the same thing happened in other cities where we needed
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: pipeline men or whatever. So she's like, I'm a pipeline wife.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: We dealt with Rojos before TikTok. I stand with all
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: the linemen wives as they prepare to take on the
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Florida's bucket buddies. Blue collar's not a trend. It's a lifestyle.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Look at this. There was a fucking hurricane. And global
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: warming is to blame, perhaps. But you have united against women.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: We stand against these women. You've got alligators swimming in
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: your fucking living room. But let's malign the, like, three
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: girls who, like, flirted with your husband. Nothing brings people
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: together like a tangible enemy. And it's always women.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Support your husband great send him a sandwich you don't
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: have to say like all women are whores i hope
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: my i hope my six four husband can fight off
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: these thirsty bitches what are we saying and also blue
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: collar is not a trend it's a lifestyle what so
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: she'll want someone wants to fuck a hot dude with
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: a utility belt so this is trending no that's sexuality
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: and you want you want to get mad at someone
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: for trendifying blue collar go get mad at kanye Go
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: get mad at all these rich people who commodify a
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: blue-collar existence or doing a photo shoot like Kim Kardashian in, like,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: a 7-Eleven and lower-income living. That's the trend, is rich
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: people taking poor things and making it look exciting.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: So it's not women. It's not women who are probably
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: just like you. These are not billionaire women.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, even Fortnite. Fortnite is a nice place, but
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: there are still blue-collar. She's acting like Ivanka Trump is
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: the one trying to fuck your husband.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: No, it's a woman who probably looks just like you.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Like, it's just misguided. Get your own linemen is what
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: they're saying. This was the other thing. This was another
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: big trend. I guess there's like competitions of people that fish.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, I've heard about this.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: And you win by how heavy the barrel of fish is.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know about this.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: So they realized, they opened up the fish and they
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: realized that they had to put weights and stuff in
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: this fish.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: You're messing with the purest sport. That's God's fish. That's
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: so fucked up.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how, so while you're collecting the fish,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: while no one's looking, you're cutting it and you're putting
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: marbles in the fish and then you're sewing it up.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: That seems like a lot of time.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: They kept the fish and they fed him extra weights,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: extra food, extra, they loaded it, they fed it to the,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. They didn't feed the fish. They just
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: put the weights in after it was dead. Yeah, and
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: they sewed it back up. Hoping no one would notice
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: the stitches.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: That seems like a lot of work.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: And it's supposed to be this like working man's like,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: you know, just you and a pole out there. It's–
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: I don't think they.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: And I guess they get a big financial prize. So
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: that's why this is a bigger deal.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: I was on Martha's Vineyard for a week visiting my
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: family who– my parents live in Naples where this whole
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: storm was and their house is okay, thank God. But
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: they do a fish derby and it's like a whole
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: thing like Pundit Square where you got to catch this
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: type of fish. And at the end, they weigh it
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: and they give all the food, all the fish every
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: night to I think like– homes for the elderly. And
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: at the end, somebody wins a boat, but it's like
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: a very big deal. And these fishermen are like salt
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: of the earth. Like this is, this one looks like
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: more for sport, but like these guys were right out
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: of central casting, like waiters, big beards.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: And it was just very cool and really hard to
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: look at a dead fish in the eye. I know
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: that's like the most American thing ever, but that was
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: very hard.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: I want to know the girls that are out to
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: fuck the fishermen next. The pole hoes?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: The fish wives. They're called the fish wives.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about Kelly Ripa? Are you oftentimes
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: a guest on her show so you don't want to
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: say anything?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: I've never been on her show.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: But I like how pretty she is.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: I think she's fine. I think she's good at what
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: she does.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: She wrote a book. And then, of course, this isn't
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: her fault that Page Six wrote about this part of
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: her book, but Page Six wrote.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: I wish Page Six would write about my book.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Write about it. Hopefully they will. Kelly Ripper truly did
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: not hold back when asked where she and her husband,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Mark Consuelos, have sex over the years. Oh, because she
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: went on Andy Cohen's show and Andy asked, since they're
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: good friends.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: And.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: So, you know, oh, we have sex all the time.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: And she does talk a lot about having sex all
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, her husband's super hot. So more power to you.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: So anyway, I was like.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: They're both really hot.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I was like bitchy this weekend. So I wrote, I wrote,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: nothing worse than 50 year old couples bragging about how
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: much they bone. By the way, I've been married 22 years.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: And let me tell you, we dot, dot, dot. Oh, oh, oh.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: I would be like, let me tell you, I've been
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: married for 22 years. I can't wait to have sex.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: I feel.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: I'm still holding on to it.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Listen. Yes, she does.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: You are okay with writing that?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why not?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Do you think it was rude?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: It's not rude. I just think it.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, a lot of people told me I was being rude.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: I'm a thirsty bitch. I was being rude. I just
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: am like kind of... I am like... It bothers... I
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: am annoyed when people talk about how much they bone
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: in a long-term marriage.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Let me say this. I think it annoys you. I
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: think it's annoying. I think it annoys you. I'm going
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: to take a stab at this. I think it annoys
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: you because you're like... The reality is you think they're lying.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Because you don't... I'm not judging this.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: I don't necessarily think they're lying. I think there are
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: couples that really do bone a lot.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: If that's her reality.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: But I think it's just kind of a... Like, a
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: tacky thing to brag about. Yes. Like, I think it's
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: just kind of tacky. Like, you have kids. We get it.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: And I think it's one of her go-tos, you know?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: And I get it. You're on TV every day. You
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: got to talk about your home life. And if that's
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: what gets the response and you really did fuck the
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: night before, you might want to tell a story of, oh,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: my God, then finally the kids were out and he
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: was getting me from behind. And then the doorbell rang. And,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: you know, like, those are the kind of stories that
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: people tell.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: So we just stayed like that and opened it.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And so I'm just like, ugh.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm over it. It's not her fault, though.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, they are still happily married.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Is it an age thing that triggers you? Because I
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: wonder if she was like 25.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: No, it bothered me when Hailey Bieber did it, too.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, fair.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: She was like, I like to have sex at night.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Justin and I do doggy style. I'm like, oh my God,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: you just got married. Why do we have to know
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: that about her? Like, and also, she's supposed to be, like,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: kind of, like, really.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Religious?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, kind of Christian. Like, I don't know. Like,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I get maybe you felt comfortable and
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: you said it. But I mean, I'm like, I would say.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: I wonder. If Haley was my friend, I'd be like, look,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: it's out there, it's fine. But I think going forward,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: you don't have to share about your sex life anymore.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: The flavor of lube.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I don't think you have to.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: I think you're above it. I wonder if, and it's
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: interesting because I am not the most like sexually woke person.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: I know that I've had sex once because I have
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: the baby to prove it.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, good for you.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: It's not something that I choose to talk about, but
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: I also wonder if there is a stigma around women being,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: And I'm not saying this is you or your fault.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: I just wonder about the comfort of sexuality. And if
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: every time a woman does this, it's that much more
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: okay that a woman sexually expresses herself because we do
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: cringe at it. And it is tacky. If her husband
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: went out and was like, we fuck all the time,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: it would be like he was dishonoring her. And so
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: I can't separate if it's a woman saying it that
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: bothers people or the age thing or if it's just
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: gross to think about people having sex.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: I saw this article. Here's how these celebrity kids feel
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: about nepotism baby label. Have you heard of the nepo babies?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: How people refer to people, you know, who are in
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: entertainment whose parents.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Are like this close to eating the rich folks. People
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: are like licking their chops. They're just coming for anybody.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, look, the whole argument for this type of thing,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: because you'll see TikTok videos like here are the top.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: It's always some like half awake, like limp fish girl.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Like here are the top 10 celebrities who have kids.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Who actually are famous.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: And then they just go through it. You can be,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: the whole argument is it's not easy. And all they're
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: saying is like, acknowledge your privilege. And I think these
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: kids do. There are kids that think like, I did
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: it all by myself. Like the Kardashians.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Like I built it myself.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: It's like, no, that was like a team of VCs,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: like a team of old white men. But okay. Okay.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: So somebody's dad, like, so you worked really hard at
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: acting and you didn't have to pay rent.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: And you're talented. Like, okay.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: And what? I think, I think when you read the comments,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: which is just, you know, some comments, It's a mixture
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: of both, for sure. I mean, it's like, what are
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: you supposed to do? What are you supposed to do? Like,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: that's the home I was raised in.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Also, I promise you, plenty of kids with a lot
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: of money feel very empty inside. So you can use
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: that to light your fire to keep you warm at night.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: But I mean, look, it happens if you... If your
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: mom's an actress and your dad's a director and you
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: grew up on movie sets and hearing them talk, you're
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: probably going to and you're going to have some probably
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: natural ability to be a good actor and be creative.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Just like if you grew up in a home of roofers,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: you're going to know what these tools mean.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: What these bucket bunnies are after. Yeah, exactly. I think
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: there are plenty of celebrity kids, too, that like kind
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: of can't find their I don't need to go into names,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: but like aren't attractive or can't find their lane or
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: do try. You find it out later. They have a
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: different name. You still have to put in the work.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: And I think people try to take it away from
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: people however they can. Like, oh, well, they went to college. Well,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: their college was paid for. It's like, okay.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm sorry that I didn't grow up, like, begging
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: for money. Like, my journey and my work is still
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: just as valid and no one's saying that you had
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: it easy or anything. Nepotism exists and people are just
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: salty that they didn't have rich parents. I would love
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: to have had rich parents.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: No, I remember somebody saying, like– You know, well, I'm
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: at a level where we go to get the nicest
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: suite on a vacation. Someone saying that. And, you know,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: but am I going to suffer as an adult and
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: stay at the days in? Right. So that my kid
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: has the same days experience as I did? No.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Because you deserve better. My kid will fly coach if
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: I fly first class. They're not sitting first class unless
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: it's like a baby. There's like, so everybody, we do
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: that all the time.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: We leave the kids in coach for sure. And then
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: if there's an, you know, like, I don't know that they've, they,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think they have been in first class. If
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: it works out that I have enough points and Peter
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: does some magic and we can all fly back on first, fine.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: But like, no, I have no problem with like, and
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: then I go down and I like give them a cookie.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: It's these, look, everybody, you're going to, here's a bag.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: I ate some of these almonds here. Here's half my fish.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. I give like half the thing.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: I also think, you know, the other side of that
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: is if you have everything in the world and your
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: parents do provide this and you still suck, I think
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: that hurts even more. Like, yes, money makes everything. You
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: can dry your tears with $ 100 bills. But I think
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: there's a harsher lens people use to look at kids
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: who are nepotism babies if they do suck. I think
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: people are extra harsh on them versus like you're just
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: a kid whose parents were welders and you suck at acting.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: I think that it's a double-edged sword.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: Well, like I grew up, I didn't never, if people
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: had trust funds in college that I knew, I did
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: not really understand what a trust fund was until I
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: was in my like mid-20s and I was doing groundlings
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: and there was this girl that was from the East
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Coast and she was doing it. And she's like, okay, well,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: and we're going to write a sketch together. And I'm like,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: what can you mean? She's like, anytime. I'm like, when
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: do you work? And she's like, I don't. I have
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: a trust fund. And that was the first time I
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  Speaker 1: was like, how does that even work?
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  Speaker 2: And she's like, where do I get one?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, oh, I get this much a month,
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  Speaker 1: which is enough for my apartment and my acting classes.
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  Speaker 1: And she didn't live a super lavish. She wasn't like,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: My parents exploited indigenous people and we got all the
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  Speaker 2: minerals out of the land and now I don't have
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  Speaker 2: to work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think it was that.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But I think it was one of those things where
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  Speaker 1: like more and more there might, I read something that
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  Speaker 1: more and more there are going to be people like that, that,
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  Speaker 1: that necessarily aren't super, super rich, but they are like
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  Speaker 1: third generation and their parents did handle their money.
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  Speaker 2: Correct. So there is this YouTube family.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There is this option of like, well, you know, you
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: can draw whatever, 10,000 a month from this account. And
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  Speaker 1: if you want to work great, but if you want
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  Speaker 1: to live that way, you know, and I think some
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  Speaker 1: kids take that money and make it grow and other kids, um,
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  Speaker 1: They don't work. And they live around rich people, and
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: they have a very easy life, and they still can
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  Speaker 1: get a girlfriend and everything. But they're not happy because
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  Speaker 1: they have nothing.
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  Speaker 2: That's for them. Or they are, and they're just like,
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  Speaker 2: this is great. I think we like to think, and
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  Speaker 2: I even said this before, that deep down they're unhappy.
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  Speaker 2: I think as humans, you always want a purpose. And
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  Speaker 2: your purpose might be philanthropy, and it might be great.
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  Speaker 2: You might throw fundraisers, and you're great at connecting people,
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  Speaker 2: and you're okay with that. I don't know if you
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: watch Industry.
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  Speaker 1: I've watched a little bit of it yeah the.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Persian British girl has like tons of money and she's
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: like okay with it and then we find out she's
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: not but I think it makes people who don't have
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  Speaker 2: it feel better to know like maybe that kid hates
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  Speaker 2: themselves but plenty of them don't they live in a
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  Speaker 2: different world and at the end of the day like
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: okay so these kids their parents were celebrities and they
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: had a better shot that's the fucking way of the
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: world there's this like endless mission with Gen Z and
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: TikTok to like call this out and correct it it's
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  Speaker 2: like it's not gonna happen Right. Everybody has something that
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: someone else wants in some way or another. And you
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: can spend your life like railing against it or you
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: can just like try to do what you have with
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: what you have.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And this isn't like bootstrap, like pull yourself up, like
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: who cares if you were born poor? But like, thank
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: God you live in America where at least you have
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  Speaker 2: a better chance of making something yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I totally agree.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really, I'm not saying it's perfect. I'm saying you
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: got to people. There's a reason people come here.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: And I'm not saying we're not flawed and we're not
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: super broken and we don't have our own horrible brand
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: of homegrown racism and antisemitism.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, I am always been very pro-American. I still am.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: And I still love my country and the, yeah, there's
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: false about it. And it's like, yeah, it became this
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: weird thing where you couldn't even, I remember one time
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: my sister's son, um, we came out in a tennis
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: outfit and he was wearing, you know, like red shorts
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: and a white top or blue or something. And his
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: dad goes, Ooh, red, white, blue. All right, let's do it.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: You know? And then he went to, um, his mom
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: and he was like, should I not wear this? Are
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: people going to make fun of the.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: It is an ugly color combination. Just as a rule,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: you don't tend to do that unless you're a Ralph
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: Lauren model.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: But that made it sad. Why is that? Who cares?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: Because the younger generation, you're never more liberal than you
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: are when you're younger. And you go to college and
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: you take some philosophy or whatever and then you start
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: paying taxes and you start really getting a lay of
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: the land. I believe in fixing these broken systems. And
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: I believe all of the things, all of these very
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: liberal causes. I'm a liberal person. But you might have
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: a dad who's not the greatest, but you still love
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: your dad. And that's how I feel about America. This
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: is the country we got. I'm embarrassed at times. It
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: is broken at times. But we are the people you
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: call when something goes wrong. And this is still a
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: great country, even though it is battered and bleeding at
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: the moment.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take us out with And I'm proud
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: to be an American.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Sometimes.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: At least I know I'm free. Yeah.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: A little too free. People got to relax with that one.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: And I'm gladly stand up and take off my mask. Girl,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: tell everybody when the book comes out, where they can
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Where do you think you can get it?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Everywhere. Did you do an audio version?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: I did an audio version, but this book, all things aside...
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: I always, you know, say please buy it from smaller
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: retailers versus just Amazon, but it's at Eliza.com slash book.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: It comes out October 11th, although if you preorder it,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: it's better for me, the same day as my sixth
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Netflix special, Hot Forever, which comes out, and I'm very
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: proud of it.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: And where did you record that?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: Shot it in Cleveland, and I'm really excited about my
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: pants and my hair and, of course, the material.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: And why did you choose Cleveland? It's a really boring story.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: It has to be. I mean, you'll as a comic,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: you'll appreciate it. You know, you tour all year and
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: you do your A markets. And by the time the
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: production is ready to go, you have to look at
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: what A markets are left.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: I wanted to pick a city that felt like it
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: had some diversity to it and just in terms of
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: just whatever. And so. We picked Cleveland because it was
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: one of the few A markets. When we say A markets,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: it's not about your city being good or bad. It's
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: just about population.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: Right. The bigger cities.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: The types of places you play. And we'd always had
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: good ticket sales there. So we went with Cleveland and
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: the crowd was great.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: And it's my sixth special. It's hot forever, baby.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: I love it. Congrats on everything.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Thanks for having me, Heather.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: And congrats on the baby.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, thank you.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Being a mother.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: She has so many teeth.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: How old is she now?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: She is almost nine months and she has a grown
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: man's head of hair. And like full tusks. Like she
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: has so many teeth. She's ready to go. She's up
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: and running.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Full grown German shepherd.
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