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Joe Rogan Experience _2431 - Shane Gillis(M4A_128K) · NO FILTER

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: The Joe Rogan Experience.
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  Speaker 2: Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day.
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  Speaker 3: He's having a good old time, I'm sure. He loves
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  Speaker 3: doing that. Just fucking.
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  Speaker 2: I wish he didn't piss me off. He pisses you
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  Speaker 2: off that he just checks out? Yeah. What pisses you off?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I love it. I love that he
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  Speaker 2: does it. No, it's just art. It's fun to.
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  Speaker 3: But it's like the more successful he gets, the more
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  Speaker 3: dangerous it is. It's like people know who you are, dude.
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: You've been seen by millions of people. You can't pretend
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  Speaker 3: you're this anonymous backpacker anymore. You fucking weirdo.
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  Speaker 2: He comes back. My favorite was a couple years ago.
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  Speaker 4: When he came back from Peru, we were doing Legion
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  Speaker 4: of Skanks, and he was in the crowd and thought
• 0:48
  Speaker 4: it was going to be a big surprise that he's back.
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  Speaker 2: He came back, and we were like, oh, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: How are you? We were talking about the NBA. He
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: was like, guys, you haven't seen me in so long.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't see any of my friends. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you were saying, I see everybody every six months. I
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: forgot you left.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I only see Norman every six months, maybe. Maybe a
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  Speaker 3: little more when we get popping with Protect Our Parks.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, it's not the same without them.
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  Speaker 3: I know it's not. I'm still going to get drunk, but.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little sad, though.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little more pathetic. I'm drinking by myself. It's
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  Speaker 2: a little more sad.
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  Speaker 3: I've had a few drinks. I had a whiskey before
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  Speaker 3: a show recently. I had a couple glasses of wine
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  Speaker 3: with dinner the other day. But it's the most I've
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: had is two. But the days of, like, drinking at night.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I had you last time we had some
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  Speaker 2: other shit. The problem is health. I'm too interested in health.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: I know. That's the problem.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the price you pay is legitimate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm too interested in health. You know, I do
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: too much to stay healthy.
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  Speaker 2: You work too hard, dude. I'm getting old, dude. Right?
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  Speaker 6: I'm 58.
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  Speaker 3: The reality is, like, when was the last time you
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  Speaker 3: saw a really fit 78-year-old guy? 78 years for me
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  Speaker 3: is not that far.
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  Speaker 2: Trump's jacked.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, that's 2005, okay? 2005 when I was still doing
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  Speaker 3: Fear Factor. That's 20 years ago.
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  Speaker 2: That's nothing. That's like that. Time just flies by. All
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden you're 78. You're my age. Yeah, exactly. Damn. Yeah, exactly.
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: How old are you now? I just turned 38. Yeah, see?
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  Speaker 2: So think of that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's 20 years difference. You to me is 20 years.
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: But me to like a dead guy is 20 years.
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  Speaker 3: 78-year-old guy is a dead guy.
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  Speaker 2: That's the difference.
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  Speaker 3: So I've been consciously thinking about that. Like don't let
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  Speaker 3: it get away from you. That's the thing. Don't let
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  Speaker 3: it get away from you. Like look at Jelly Roll.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking insane. Incredible. Yeah. That dude just added decades onto
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  Speaker 2: his life. Oh, for sure. He was on his way out.
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  Speaker 2: He was close. He was on his way out. Yeah. 40, 500.
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  Speaker 2: Same talent? 40 pounds. Yeah. Same talent. Dropped it too.
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  Speaker 2: Did he? Yeah. How much did he drop? Fucking ton. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: no shit. I haven't seen him.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think he did. I don't want to speak
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  Speaker 4: for him. I think he took one of the things. Fine, man.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, man.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever you need to do. I was like, bro, just
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  Speaker 2: what are you doing? And he was like, I was
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  Speaker 2: going to die. I was like, all right, fair. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You get too big and then you probably have sleep apnea,
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  Speaker 3: so you ain't getting any sleep. So at night he's choking,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and you're lying in bed in these weird
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  Speaker 3: hotel rooms.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm going out from sleep apnea for sure, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, I have to wear a mouthpiece every night. I
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: wear a mouthpiece every night. I found a great pillow, too.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think it hurts to die from sleep apnea?
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  Speaker 2: No, you just choke. You stop breathing and that's it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a wrap. Probably didn't hurt at all. You probably
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  Speaker 2: just go in your sleep. Yeah, so what the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: It's not one of the worst ways to go. What
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  Speaker 3: are we talking about here?
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  Speaker 2: Listen. Let it ride.
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  Speaker 3: It's just the problem is you're going way too young.
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  Speaker 3: You're going because someone's killing you, and that someone's you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but. See, a lot of football players get it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know. Yeah, because they have giant necks.
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  Speaker 3: So the giant neck, when you're adding all this stuff here,
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  Speaker 3: it's kind of closing in. And then you've got this
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  Speaker 3: big fucking head and this big ass tongue. and it
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  Speaker 3: just falls over that hole, and you.
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  Speaker 2: Just slip into darkness. Now you're talking my language. Well, listen,
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  Speaker 2: for a lot of those guys, it's all preventable. You know,
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  Speaker 2: you could sleep with a CPAP machine, which sucks. Dude,
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  Speaker 2: my dad has a CPAP machine, and he... He doesn't
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: fucking clean it.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: So he gets like eye infections. Oh, God. You just
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: see him. He shows up with double pink eye. You're like, yo,
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  Speaker 2: what the fuck? Bro, I tried that thing once, one time.
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  Speaker 2: How do you sleep with that? Can't. Can't do it.
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  Speaker 3: I can't sleep with a lot of noise. I want
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: to be able to wake up quick. I wake up quick.
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  Speaker 2: That's funny. I'm one of those wake-up guys.
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  Speaker 3: Like if my wife grabs me, like if she has
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  Speaker 3: to wake me up, she has to like be kind of,
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  Speaker 3: you know, ready that I don't grab her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: I've always woken up like that. So I don't want
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  Speaker 3: any noise.
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  Speaker 2: I listen to noise when I sleep. And then I
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  Speaker 2: have that thought, though. It's like if somebody breaks in.
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  Speaker 2: I want to hear everything. Sure.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is like I used to always have a
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  Speaker 3: lot of dangerous dogs. I used to have like multiple
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  Speaker 3: pit bulls.
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  Speaker 2: I got a bear. Me and him both with Sleep Avenue.
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  Speaker 3: But I always wanted things to be awake that would
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  Speaker 3: bark if like something was at the door. Like living
• 5:44
  Speaker 3: by yourself in Hollywood, I never lived in Hollywood, but
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: I lived in North Hollywood and then I lived in
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  Speaker 3: Encino and then I.
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  Speaker 2: Moved further out.
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  Speaker 3: I just kept moving further and further out. I even
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  Speaker 3: thought about Santa Barbara. I'm like, why don't I get
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  Speaker 3: a big piece of property on Santa Barbara, get the
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  Speaker 3: fuck away from everybody. But like, I don't want a
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  Speaker 3: machine going.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You can't, you're not hearing shit. I would be paranoid.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be feeling weird. I think when you hit like
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  Speaker 4: machine time, it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks in.
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  Speaker 2: Here. I've gotten sleep. I get sleep apnea when I'm
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  Speaker 2: hung over. That's when I get it. Right.
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  Speaker 4: Like, uh, And do you sleep on your side? I've
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  Speaker 4: got it on my planes. I'm waking myself up.
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  Speaker 2: So embarrassing.
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  Speaker 3: I had to wake this dude up and not wake
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  Speaker 3: this dude up, but tell him once we're, we're on
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  Speaker 3: a long flight, like you're going to Europe or something.
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  Speaker 3: And this poor dude was choking so bad. He sat
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  Speaker 3: up and I said, Hey man, you have sleep apnea.
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  Speaker 3: I go, have you ever been tested for sleep apnea?
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  Speaker 3: And he was a younger guy. It was like in
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  Speaker 3: his thirties, but real overweight. And I go, you got
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  Speaker 3: to go get tested. I go, you legitimately have sleep apnea.
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  Speaker 3: I go, I know because I have it. And I
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  Speaker 3: told him, I'm like, you don't breathe for like nine
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  Speaker 3: seconds at a time.
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  Speaker 2: I watched him. It was crazy. I got to be honest.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, don't get me wrong. You did the right thing,
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  Speaker 4: but that would– That would bum you out. Well, he
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  Speaker 4: was already friendly with me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. We were already friendly. Okay. Because he was like,
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  Speaker 2: I love your show.
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  Speaker 4: Waking up to like an in-shape jack dude being like,
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  Speaker 4: you're fat.
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  Speaker 2: I told him I have it too. I have it too.
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  Speaker 2: I was informing him.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you. I go, it changed my life. And
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  Speaker 3: I just told him. I go, I got a mouthpiece
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  Speaker 3: that presses down on your tongue and keeps my tongue
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  Speaker 3: from sliding back. It's a game changer. I go, dude,
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  Speaker 3: you'll feel so much better.
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  Speaker 2: I tried it. Because I watched you choke.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The mouthpiece is tough, though. It's hard. If you're laying
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  Speaker 2: with your lady. Oh, that's a problem. You put the
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: mouthpiece in. Yeah, and she wants to talk. There you go. Well,
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: hold on a second. All of a sudden, I'm hard.
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  Speaker 2: We should probably have sex right now. Take that mouthpiece out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you got to take it out. You go, hey, baby,
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  Speaker 2: are you awake? It's just another thing is mouth tape.
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: You ever try that? No. Are you breathing out of
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  Speaker 2: your nose? I got a deviated septum. I wouldn't. You
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: should get that fixed, dog. I'm never going to fix anything. Oh,
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: you should get that fixed. I got mine fixed. It
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  Speaker 2: was amazing. Really? I didn't get it fixed until I
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  Speaker 2: was 40. Yeah. I got my whole... You just got
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  Speaker 2: a nose surgery? Yeah. It was awesome. The result is awesome.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I instantly gained like 10% cardio.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, damn.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you breathe out of your nose now. I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't breathe out of my nose forever. I broke my
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  Speaker 3: nose when I was five. I fell down a flight
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  Speaker 3: of stairs. And then it was always crooked. Like the
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  Speaker 3: bone got... I got fucked. I probably should have went
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: to a doctor. But, you know, in the 70s, they
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  Speaker 3: just fucking dusted you off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So, and then I broke my nose once. Who knows
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  Speaker 3: how many times after that?
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  Speaker 2: Of course. Bunch of times. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The most recent one in my 40s, I got kneed
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: in the face in jiu-jitsu, or in my late 30s, rather.
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  Speaker 2: I got kneed in the face in jiu-jitsu, and it
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  Speaker 2: was fucking pouring blood. It doesn't look bad, though. No,
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: it's not that bad. It's not flattened too much.
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  Speaker 3: Because I really stopped striking mostly when I was like 22, 23.
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: I did a little of it when I came to L.A. again.
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  Speaker 3: I did a little sparring, but not too much. But
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  Speaker 3: it's the guys that just keep getting hit in the
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  Speaker 3: nose over and over again. This piece of cartilage eventually collapses,
• 9:12
  Speaker 3: and then you get this, like, flat thing there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Which doesn't bother me too much on dudes, but it
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  Speaker 3: bums me out when I see it on women fighters.
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  Speaker 2: It really does. It bums me out. That makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: I know. It's so sexist. It does. Bums me out.
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  Speaker 2: That's who you want to look pretty. You're straight. I know.
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  Speaker 2: You go, well, you look pretty. There's certain fights where
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  Speaker 2: women get, like, really badly cut, and I have a
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  Speaker 2: really hard time with it.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I shouldn't. I mean, obviously. Guys don't have a hard
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: time with dudes. Well, it's hard to watch women get
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: beat up. It is. Like the fucking, that Iraq video
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  Speaker 2: we were watching. Oh, Jesus. It's hard to watch. What
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  Speaker 2: are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Someone decided it would be a good idea to have
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  Speaker 3: a man box a woman. It was maybe some mouthy
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  Speaker 3: chick because she was really aggressive.
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  Speaker 2: She was. She was.
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  Speaker 3: Even after he knocked her down, she jumped up and
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  Speaker 3: tried to swing on him even when the referee was
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  Speaker 3: holding her back. She was very aggressive. But this dude
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  Speaker 3: beat the fucking dog shit out of her.
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  Speaker 2: She did survive the round. I guess.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't she get knocked down at the end and they
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: stopped it?
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  Speaker 2: I could be wrong. It looked like the second. He
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  Speaker 2: was in his corner. Well, he was terrible. He wasn't good.
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  Speaker 2: He wasn't good.
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  Speaker 3: It was ridiculous. Also, yeah, there it is. Jamie, don't
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  Speaker 3: make me watch this. This guy is just, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it looks like he's got some rudimentary technique. He's just
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: kind of swinging punches. But the power difference is just crazy.
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  Speaker 3: And anybody who thinks it's not is just fucking delusional.
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  Speaker 3: The difference between a man and a woman is so big.
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  Speaker 3: Even like a strong woman like Amanda Nunes should probably
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  Speaker 3: knock out most dudes. But she's not sparring a guy
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  Speaker 3: her weight that's going to go full blast.
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  Speaker 2: That's fucked.
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  Speaker 3: Even like a big power puncher for a woman just
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  Speaker 3: doesn't compare.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, there. That's the end. That's horrible. That's crazy. But
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: I think they were just in like Fallujah, so fuck it.
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  Speaker 2: My friend Tommy used to have a girlfriend that could
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  Speaker 2: definitely knock you out. Me?
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  Speaker 3: Knock me out. Dude, bro, I'm telling you, this girl
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: could knock a man out. Tommy was always telling me
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  Speaker 3: how hard she hits those punching bag things, and he's like,
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: let her hit your hand. So I go, okay. So
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: I put my hand up. Bro, she blasted my hand,
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: and I went, whoa. I was like, that is real.
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  Speaker 3: I go, that's a real problem. I go, dude, she'll
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  Speaker 3: knock you out. Do not get into an argument with
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: your girlfriend. She's a big lady. Not like overweight, but
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: a strong, stout lady.
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  Speaker 2: I was shocked. There's girls out there that can flatline you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But not that one. Bro. How much would that suck?
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: That would suck. Talking to your girl, you're like, this
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: is my house. I make it whole. She just fucking cracks.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: She Colette Claressa shields you. She just fucking drops bombs
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  Speaker 2: on you, tunes you up with a nice four-piece combination.
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  Speaker 2: Couple hammer fits on the ground.
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  Speaker 6: What?
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck that, dude. Think of talking to a girl
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: and she gets in, like, a good stance. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Like a boxing stance.
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  Speaker 3: Have you seen that really pretty girl that fights in
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: the PFL?
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  Speaker 2: What's her name? Dakota DeCheva. I don't know how to
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: say her last name. I don't know. She's from England.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know what her ethnicity is.
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  Speaker 3: But she is, like, most of her fights win by knockout.
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  Speaker 3: She's this Muay Thai specialist, but she's pretty. She's real
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  Speaker 3: pretty and, like, slim and slender.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds awesome. fucks these girls up. That's it. Fucks these
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: girls up. Like, that's her. Combination. Say that name, DeCheva. DeCheva.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: I'm probably butchering it. A lot of those names, you
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: can't really pronounce them the way you read them. Like,
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: that trips me up so hard at UFC weigh-ins. Like,
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: I have to write everything out phonetically. Just cut to, like,
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  Speaker 3: when she's tuning up this girl. And she tunes up
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  Speaker 3: all these girls. She's nasty, man.
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: Look at that knee to the body. And she's pretty.
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  Speaker 3: She's pretty. She's got a nice body. If you saw
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: her at a club, you would say, wow, she looks
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: really fit. Maybe she's a crossfit or something.
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  Speaker 4: You try to hug her, you get put in the clinch,
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: you get fucking elbowed.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: Just fucks you up. But that video's wrong. The video
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  Speaker 2: in Iraq is just wrong. Don't do that.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do that to that poor lady. That lady got
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: a lifetime worth of brain damage that day.
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  Speaker 2: She must have been talking so much shit that the whole,
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: everybody agreed to it. Yeah. Everyone agreed. There's ladies like
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: that out there, just like there's guys like that out there.
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  Speaker 2: For sure.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen a lot of videos of guys just walking
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: into a boxing gym for fucking, hey.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a fucking street fighter. They have no skills. And
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: some guy just fucking talks shit to them while he's
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: beating the brakes off of them. You can always tell, though,
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: just the way they move their feet. Oh, yeah.
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: Kind of like on the balls of their feet, like
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: jumping around a little. Every punch they throw, they leave
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  Speaker 4: their feet.
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  Speaker 3: During the old days of martial arts, people would just
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: show up at your gym and say they want to
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: spar the best people there.
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  Speaker 2: It would happen all the time. What years are these?
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: The 80s.
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's because they were putting out those fucking sick-ass
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: karate movies. Every single dude was like, hold on a second.
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  Speaker 2: Is that me? Am I Jean-Claude Van Damme? I am
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: that guy.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of probably schizophrenics and delusional people. They'd
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: show up at a karate school and just get fucked up.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: It's horrible. Just having a manic episode being like, I'm
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: about to throw a roundhouse kick.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Horrible.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: Horrible. Oh, man. Getting tuned up while you're having a
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: mental breakdown. You're in the middle of a full schizophrenic break.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: You're seeing elves and shit. There's that fucking elf right there.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: He's in the gym. There's a dragon hiding behind the corner.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: You just get punched in the face. Hold on. The
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: fucking dragon's talking to me. He's got a trainer. It's
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: a dragon. Can you imagine being schizophrenic? Can you imagine
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: just seeing a world that's totally different than the world
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: everybody sees?
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: Because whatever is all fucked up. And so you're just
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: seeing things that aren't there.
• 14:59
  Speaker 8: No.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Making connections that aren't real. And you don't know. Kurt Metzger.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Metzger's fired up. Metzger's fired up. He'll get you. Metzger's
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: got a touch. He got me at the holiday party.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: He's got a touch of the skits. He's fired up, dude. Bro,
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: he is an encyclopedia of conspiracies.
• 15:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: You just go back to, remember that thing in the 70s? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: That thing.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: He'll get it immediately. And he'll tell you more than
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: you know. He'll tell you too much. He also talks
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: about conspiracies with complete, oh, you didn't know this?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the best part. There's never like, there's a theory. Oh,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: you didn't know?
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: And he gets over you because he's such a goon.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: He like looms over you. He's this big fucking dude
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: with giant eyebrows.
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: He is.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: So fucking funny he's so funny he's unbelievably funny he's
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: such a.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Character like you couldn't make a dude like that in
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: a movie people are like that's too over the top
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: no he's his comedy is oh yeah like my favorite.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: He's great he's a really great like he does the
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Jimmy Dore show And he just jumps in with shit,
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: jumps in.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: It's always like, I'm always like watching this very serious thing.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck did you say? What the fuck, Masker?
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Masker, he's come over to my house a couple times.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: He likes White Claws. He drinks White Claws. Oh, yeah,
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: he brings his own. And then he gets going.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he always shows up in the green room with
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: two White Claws in between his fingers. Always two White Claws.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: He's a two White Claw man. It's a good move.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: He's such a character. He's always been that guy, too.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: He's so fun. I had the worst, one of the
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: most embarrassing interactions with him. He just put out White Precious,
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: which was one of my favorite specials ever. And then
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: I saw him in L.A. because I was opening for
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: Big J at the store, and Metzger was there, and
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: I was like, okay, I'm going to try to talk
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: to Kurt. This is a big moment for me. And
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: I was like, so when do you think your next
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: special is? And he was like, I don't fucking know, dude.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: He just walked away, and I was like, fuck, I
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: blew it.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: There's so many of those. So many I wish I
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: could take back. Yeah, the meeting people for the first
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: time being, like, super awkward.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, Attell got me with a terrible one. I've talked
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: about it before, but I walked outside of the cellar.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: I just had a good set. Like, I was feeling good,
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: and he was smoking a cigarette, and I was like,
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: can I get one of those cigarettes?
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: He was like, no. He just walked right back inside.
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: Fuck.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: He thought you were going to buy. Meanwhile, he only
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: had four left. He likes fucking with people.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: How is he still alive? Like he does nothing to
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: take care of himself. How many cigarettes does Dave smoke?
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: He smokes a lot of cigarettes.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: He's still alive through pure laughter. Yeah. The amount of
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: laughter he generates keeps his tissue excited.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: I was so lucky to just be like, because they
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: would always put me with him at the end of
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: the night. So I got to watch him for a
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: few years and it was like my favorite thing. He's
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: one of the best ever. He just would make fun
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: of me. He'd see me in the room and be like, oh,
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Shane must have had a good set. He's hanging out. Shane,
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: where were you born?
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: On the corner of AR and 15? He's so good.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he fucking really makes fun of you. You stand
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: in the doorway and he's like, look at you, you
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: fat piece of shit. I love what he does.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: He'll do a show and then he'll bring his opening
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: acts on on the stage at the end of the show.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: And just riff and just shit on them. It's impossible
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: to keep up. Bro, Ian just gets, Ian finds it.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Ian's good at it. He is, but he gets just steamrolled. Yeah,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: of course.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: He knows Dave enough to know what he's looking for
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: with the answer.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: So I'd be in the room and he'd be like, Shane,
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: you look like a sex toy guy. What type of
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: sex toys do you like? I'd be like, vibrators.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: He'd be like, oh, good answer. Fuck, I don't know.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: The panic when you're a young comic of meeting an
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: established comic is very real. It's so bad. Very real.
• 18:56
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• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I opened for Bert Kreischer and Helium. And then
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: at Helium Filling, it was the first time I ever middled.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: And I was like, that was a good show. And
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: he was drunk after the show, and he was like,
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: you should open for me. And I was like, fuck yeah.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: I'm going to email this guy. I emailed him like
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: five times. The first email was like, I think you
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: and me mesh together. It was brutal. Me and Stan
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Hope were talking to him about it. This fucker still
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: has the same email account.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: So he brought it up. He read the email in
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: front of me 10 years later. How does he still
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: have the same email account for 10 years? God, that
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: would be. You got any of those? What?
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Like when you were a young comic, just seeing somebody. Well,
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: there's no emails back then.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. But I mean, just like saying something
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: that you. Nothing too bad. Like you see a big
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: comic and you're like.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: One time at MTV, Jon Stewart was having a meeting
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: with this executive. And I just met Jon Stewart like
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: the first time.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: And, uh. So I went in to.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Say hi I wanted to say hi to the lady
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: and John Stewart was there I remember saying hi to
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: him like oh hi, and then I remember I went
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: I go Wow You got a great view. I looked
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: out the window and I knocked something over Like a.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Fucking statue or some shit that had grab it pick
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: it up. It didn't break and I put it back
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right. I'll just get out of here.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I just felt like such a fucking.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Clumsy dork because I had to look out the way
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: to say something nice like wow you got a great
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: view and Yeah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Knocked this fucking thing over and just like, oh, no. Yeah,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: knocking something over. Why did I go back there to look?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: If I just said hi in the main room area,
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: everything would be fine. Everybody would be like, man, that
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: guy was cool. That guy was cool. No, he had
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: to go to the window.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: That haunted me for years. I think about knocking that stoop.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I don't even remember what it was I knocked over,
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: but I.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Remember going, oh, no. Yeah, it's terrible.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: I had one– I went to see Soders, he filmed
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: one of his Comedy Central specials in Philly, and I
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: had just done a showcase with him in New York.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: I was really excited that I did a show at
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: the stand, because it was the first time I ever
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: did it, and he was on the lineup.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: So we're standing in line, and I was like, you
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: think I should just tell these people that I just
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: did a show with this guy? My friends were like,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: what the fuck are you talking about? And I was like, dude,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I'll kill myself. Like, right away.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm so sorry. You think I should tell, like,
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: the people, the security that I just did a show
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: with them?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Oh. It's funny. It's really embarrassing.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: It is embarrassing now because now you're just, like, totally
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: friends with all these guys.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: It's totally normal. That's what's weird. Like, if I see
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Jon Stewart now, I give him a hug. Like, hey,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: what's up, dude? It's like, it's totally normal.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: He's just a person. Of course.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: When you see someone that you've seen on TV, like
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: when you're young, it's weird.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: It is. It takes a long time before it stops
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: being weird.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: That's why it's like when people come up to me
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: and do the same thing I used to do. So
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: I'm always like, it's all right.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Like the first time I met Norman and Liz, it
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: was after a show and I was standing next to
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: him and I was like, you guys, it's funny. You
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: guys sound just the same as you do on podcasts.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I listen to you guys' podcasts. And they're like, who
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: the fuck are you?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's brutal.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's no way to be comfortable. How can
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: you be? You have to go through it. If you
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: don't go through it, you're not going to be comfortable.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: You're going to be weirded out. There's no way around it.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: You want them to be your friend.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? You want them
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: to like you. They have no idea who you are. You're, like,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: standing next to them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: And then it gets, you know, there's levels of weirdness,
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: you know? Like, sometimes I've been, I mean, here talking
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: to someone, I'm like, That's fucking Quentin Tarantino. Like, how
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: weird is this? I mean, sitting here talking to Quentin. Like,
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: there's certain guys that never stop being weird.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like always stays a little weird because they're
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: so famous. Yeah. Mine's always athletes.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: It's always an athlete that I didn't think was going
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: to make me feel that way. That's interesting. Well, you
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: know how special they are. Aaron Judge from the Yankees
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: got me.
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I couldn't even talk. It was fucking recent. It was crazy.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: He was hitting batting practice for Philly's Yankees, and he
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: saw me. I didn't know he knew who I was.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: He looked over before he was entering the cage, and
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: he was like, what's up?
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, shit. And then he got done,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: and he walked over. He's like, what are you doing
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: back there, big man? And I was like, oh, dude.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: You were hitting him. Oh, yeah. He's a horse, dude. Yeah,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: it's a big fella. Yeah, you have no idea. I
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: was full panic in that. That's funny. Full panic. And
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: then I think.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the day me and my buddies did
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Jeez. O'Connor had seven hot dogs before the first pitch.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Then he passed out. He didn't have any beer. He
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: fell asleep for a whole game. Just from the hot dogs?
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Seven hot dogs. And we were with my buddy H. Foley,
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: and he was getting other food. He's a big fucking guy.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Other than the nine hot dogs? Nine hot dogs was
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: the challenge. And then other food? I watched him get
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: a fucking cheesesteak. And nine hot dogs. Wow. How big
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: is he? He's as big as a big fuck. Big
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: as it gets? Is that what you're about to say?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I feel bad. I love him. But for real, he's
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: about as funny as it gets, though. Nine hot dogs
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: and a cheesesteak is crazy. That's a lot of volume.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Just like the sheer mass of it all. You know? Yeah,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: it was terrible.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: You know that feeling that you get when you eat, like,
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: a giant meal and then you look at yourself sideways
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: in the mirror and you're like, oh, my God, I'm
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: fucking pregnant.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Did it last night.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: All those plates stacked up on top of each other.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Lately I've been doing this one meal a day thing, like,
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: the last few days.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm going to stick with it.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Today I kind of cheated. I had a little bit
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: of fruit. So last night I went to.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: The– If I had a little bit of fruit, I'd
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: be like, I'm the beacon of health.
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: It's crazy I had fucking fruit today. You don't eat
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: any fruit? No. No vitamins? I take vitamins. You take vitamins?
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: What are you taking? Right now, just D, B, and C. Oh, okay.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: And I got some zinc and magnesium in there. You
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: should go to Ways to Well and you know what
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: they'll do? I did. They gave me some shit. But
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: they'll give you one based on your blood profile. Yes,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: they did. Yeah, they'll mix it for you. Oh, it's
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: the best. Yeah, it's great. You don't have to think.
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I went to Ways to Well fully going, I have
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: to have diabetes.
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: The fucking, as soon as they took my blood, there
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: was like four days from when I got the results.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I was in the green room talking to Simpson. I
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: was like, dude, there had to be symptoms, right? He
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: was like, no. I just have diabetes. I was like, fuck,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I definitely have diabetes. Nothing. Wow. It was a good result.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: That is a good result. Yeah. That's great. That liver
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: is a motherfucker, dude. Couldn't believe it. Yeah, your liver.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Your liver's all right. Your liver's a motherfucker. You know what?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: It gets workouts. It gets workouts. I think the... Gets workouts. True.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: It's jacked. Right?
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Your liver's jacked. If you think about it, look, running
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: all the time... Look, running one time until your heart
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: explodes is not good for you.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: We all agree.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: You get a heart attack, you die. That's not good.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Drinking yourself to death one time is not good for you.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: No. Definitely not. But running... Every day, a little bit,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: couple miles, you get in shape. I think this is wrong,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: but I like where you're going. Do you know what
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: I'm saying? You know where I'm going with this? Like
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: a little bit of whiskey, a little bit of booze, some.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Drinking every day. Toughen that fuck up. Your liver is
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: ready to go. Your liver is like a marathon runner.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, you'd think. Well, it's like that's why you
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: have the tolerance you have, clearly.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Because tolerance comes from just light beer. Right. For real.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: If you get me, if I take two shots, I'm like,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: I got to go home. It's crazy.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Stan Hope does that, too. He just sips light beer.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? Yeah, he went to a cocktail phase. I
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: don't know where he's at right now. When I was
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: with him, he was fully on, like, white Russians. Oh, okay. Yeah.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Cocktail phase. He's fucking getting after it. He gets after it. Still.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: After all these years. He was doing good last time
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I saw him. Oh, he's great. Yeah. I heard he
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: crushed at Skank Fest. He murdered. Yeah. Tony said that
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: he watched his set, and he said he was just clapping.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Tony said he was just going like this in the background. Yeah.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Doug's always been one of the best. And he's like,
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: that's him. Like, he's not putting on an act. That's
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: genuinely him 24-7 with his stupid suits on and just
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: thinking everything is hilarious and hanging out with an army
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: of idiots.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Like, there's so many fucking dudes that are like him.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: They're all doing ridiculous shit. Yeah, when I was living there,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: it was just me and them. I was the only
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: guy that was like, boys. These guys were all like
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: 50 and 60. I was like, boys. You got to
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: admire it. No doctors. Fuck this. We're riding this thing
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: until the wheels fall off. Bingo was doing good, too.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: That's great. Everything. It was nice to see. Yeah, because
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: when we were doing that End of the World podcast
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: one time, that's when Bingo fell. Oh, it's so scary, man.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Hitting your head is so scary. Speaking of hitting your head,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: what do you think of this Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua fight?
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: That's tonight. That is tonight. Are you going to watch it? Yeah,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: I'm definitely going to watch it. Where are you watching it?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I got a lot. We got a
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: lot tonight. We got Alabama, Oklahoma.
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: College football playoffs. What else we got, J-Mo? Just that? Yeah.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: All right. That's all great. Oh, yeah. I can't get
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: excited about that. Another huge thing.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: I can't get excited about that while Jake Paul and
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Anthony Joshua are fighting.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I'm very excited about this. If Anthony Joshua doesn't take
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: it easy, this should be.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: How could he take it easy? The whole world is watching.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: There's not a chance he's going to make it look
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: like this guy can.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Box with him. Can you imagine if Jake... If he
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: flatlines him? Oh, my God.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: What if he steps in and just right power bombs
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: him right on the chin and Joshua's legs go out
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: and he goes down?
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: That'd be the saddest. That'd be sad. Not for Jake Paul.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Of course. That'd be awesome.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: I'm saying for Anthony Joshua, who was going to be
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: the guy.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Destroy some sports books also, apparently.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: What are those odds?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: They'd lose $ 100 million or.
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: Something, I think.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's where... Yeah, there's a lot of people betting.
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: On the Jake Paul.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Underdog right now. There's people betting on him?
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because he's got plus 650. You're making six times
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: the money you put in.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but what are the odds?
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, not good. What are the odds, really? I
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: know that's the, I literally said, what are the odds
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: to the odds? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: But I mean, if you're going to, it's like 99%
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: in my eyes that Anthony Joshua either wins a decision
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: or stops him. This is because he is a two-time,
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: it's not saying Jake Paul's not a good boxer. He's
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: a real good boxer. He's like very underrated. But he's
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: a two-time heavyweight world champion. He's like one of the
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: fucking scariest guys in the division. Lightning fast punches. 245
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: fucking pounds.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: He's huge. He's way bigger. Way more skilled. He's like
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: a foot taller. What's the height difference? I saw him
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: at the weigh-in.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: I think he's five inches taller. Four or five inches taller.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: But the point is, he's one of the best heavyweight
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: boxers alive. Yeah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: And Jake Paul is a guy that is very impressive
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: for a guy beating up Ben Askren and knocking out
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Tyron Woodley.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Very impressive. There's levels. Knocking out Mike Perry, very impressive.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: There's levels. This is a crazy jump.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: That's why I think the only reason the odds are
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: not 40 to 1 is.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: People suspect shenanigans. Shenanigans. Yeah. They suspect shenanigans.
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: But.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: If they come out and fucking circle each other like
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: pro wrestling and grab the ropes, we're going to.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Be like, no. You motherfuckers. When Nate fought him, that
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: was great. Well, listen, that's another fight.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Look, Nate, no disrespect to Nate, but Nate fought his
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: career at 155 pounds for the most part. A couple
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: fights at 170. You know, a very good boxer for MMA.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: But Jake Paul had his hands full and Nate had
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: a bad shoulder.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Those later rounds. Yeah. The late rounds, Nate sort of. Yeah.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Paul, 7-1 underdog, had attracted 82% of the bets and
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: 90% of the money that had been wagered on DraftKings
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: on the winner.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: What? A Paul upset would result.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: In nearly a $ 100 million loss for the sportsbook. Imagine
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: if Jake Paul just hated DraftKings and they made a
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: deal with Anthony Joshua. It's like, look, let's bankrupt these motherfuckers.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Let's bankrupt these motherfuckers. We're going to bet it all
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: on me. I mean, that's like a Guy Ritchie movie.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: It is. You know?
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: But that's the other thing, because I saw Anthony, no
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: disrespect to Anthony Joshua, but I saw, what fight was
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: it like a year or two ago where he grabbed
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: the mic after and started giving a fucking crazy speech?
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't remember that. He did? Yeah, he gave
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: a little weird, after he lost, he like, oh, wait,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: was it Ukrainian? Oh, Usyk? Yeah. Yeah, what did he say?
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: It was just kind of a weird thing to do
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: after you lose to grab the mic and talk to
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: the crowd.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Well, I think it was in his hometown. Oh, okay.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Wasn't it? Wasn't it in London? Definitely wasn't in fucking U6. No,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I'm not making fun of the war. I'm just saying. Exactly.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Who the fuck's going to travel there to see a fight?
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I think that's probably why.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: In England, they like a loser who keeps his chin up.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Like a guy who loses- That's why I do well
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: over there. They like a respectable winner who's respectable and
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: shows good sportsmanship and good character after it's over.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I could be wrong. I just remember thinking it was odd.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: It's probably a cultural thing.
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: He left the ring and came back. And then they shook.
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: I don't know what he says here, but he grabs
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: the mic.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Let's give him a round of applause. Oh, man. See,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: that's just emotion. Wait, wait, I'm talking. Sorry. Sorry, man.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: Look, if you knew my story, you would understand the passion.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: I ain't no amateur boxer from five years old. That
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: was an elite prospect for my youth, bro. I was
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: going to jail. I see some high-pickle youths in red
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: in jail. I got bail and I started training.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Because if I.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: Got sentenced, I wanted to be able to fight.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I bust my case. Oh, I never saw this. He
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: might take a dive, bro. He's a wild motherfucker. It's
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: a little odd. He's still going. I will say this.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: You know, he just got in a fight. Right.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: I used to cry whenever I got in a fight.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: So I can't judge anyone. I would have given this...
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: Dudes give that speech every time they lose a street fight.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Every single time.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: They stand up, they go, let's get a beer together, dude.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: This guy's a fucking... You know? Right, a little bit. Yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: But it is a little weird. It's definitely weird.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: But there's some dudes that just, once they get the mic,
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: they just want to start talking.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I hear you. You know?
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: There are dudes... There's some dudes that I have to
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: interview in the UFC, and the UFC is like, last question. Stop.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: No more questions. Because they've got to cut the commercial.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I like those, though. I like when the guy grabs
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: the mic and just starts screaming. Some of them are great.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Some of them are great.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Chael Sonnen fucking mastered it. He was the first guy.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: He was the first guy to figure it out. He
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: was the first guy to figure out how to cut
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: a pro wrestling type promo. Inside the cage.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Like, Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck. Everybody's like, what is
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: going on here? He's the greatest of all time. He's
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: so funny. Yeah. Chael was awesome at it. Who's funnier
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: than him? McGregor was up there.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: McGregor was really funny. McGregor took shit talking to a
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: whole new level.
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: But I feel like Chael was. But Chael opened the
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: fucking door. Yeah. He's the OG.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: He's the OG of MMA shit talking for sure. And
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: still the most clever at it. You know, he's very clever.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the fucking Brazilians thinking a bus was a horse.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: It's so fucking funny. He said he tried to feed
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: it a carrot. It's a good bit, dude. He's quite
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: a character, man. He's quite a fucking character.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, McGregor's shit talk. Yeah, the who the fuck is
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: that guy. His current shit talk is my favorite.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I love what he's up to. Fucking Ilia Taptoro.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Do you think he's going to fight them? He keeps
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: talking about making it to the White House. I hope
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: he gets to the White House. I'm going to do
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: my best to go to the White House. I hope
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: he does that and that's it. I'm not saying anything.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: And the Michael Chandler one is a good one. That's
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: a smart one. That'd be a fun one.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: It's a marketable one because everybody knows they were supposed
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: to fight years ago and they did the ultimate fighter together.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: And also Chandler's still fucking dangerous as shit.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: He's not washed. Not at all. He's not in his prime,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: but he's like 38 or 39 years old now. He'll
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: go wild in that fight. He's a dangerous guy. He's
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: a crazy fit, too. And he loves America, dude. Get
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: him in front of the fucking White House. He's going
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: to cry after the fight. Oh, he'll cry. Yeah, he'll
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: go nuts. And he will do everything within his power
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: to try to beat Conor. Yeah, I'm going to not
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: say anything bad about Trump until that fight. I need
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: to be at that fight. Then I'm going to go, yo,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: that fucking bullshit tweet, that sucked. Bro, look what a-
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Mamdani called him a fascist and he had him in
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: the Oval Office.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: True.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Did you see that? True. And he's like, you said-
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Donald Trump- He's like, it's okay. Just go ahead and
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: say it. Just say it. Bro. He didn't care. I
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: hate to get on Trump stuff, but have you seen
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: the plaques?
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: No.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I heard about it. So his plaques under everybody's name?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: He's kind of trashing every other president.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: And what is he- He trashes them all? He- The
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: Clinton one I read- he talks about Andrew Jackson. I
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: saw the Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones. The Clinton one
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: is like, basically like he kind of got lucky with
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: the economy because of the fucking tech boom. Also then
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: at the end he's like, and then his wife tried
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: to run against Donald Trump and lost.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: That's a plaque?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Does it really say he got lucky? Like who's writing
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: these things? He's not writing. Sleepy Joe Biden. Sleepy Joe Biden.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: It says that?
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: By far the worst president of the American history.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. He is writing it. Oh, no, no, no.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Let me read it from the top. This is so crazy.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: That this is underneath a photo in the White House
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: is so crazy. Look at this.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: American history.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: This is so crazy.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Taking office as a result of the most corrupt election
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: ever seen in the United States, Biden oversaw a series
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: of unprecedented disasters.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: What's the matter, Jamie?
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: Elections capitalize weird.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is weird.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink of destruction.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: His policies caused the highest.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Inflation ever recorded, leading the U.S. dollar to lose more
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: than 20% of its value in four years. His green
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: news scam surrendered American energy dominance and by abolishing the
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: southern border, Biden let 21 million people from all over
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: the world pour into the United States, including from prisons, jails,
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: mental institutions, and insane asylums.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Isn't that like he said two things that are the
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: same thing?
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Jails, prisons.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: His Afghanistan disaster was amongst the most humiliating events in
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: American history and resulted in the murder of 13 brave
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: American service members, which many others gravely wounded, seeing with
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: many others gravely wounded.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with me?
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Seeing Biden's devastating weakness, Russia invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: launched their heinous October 7th attack on Israel.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: This is crazy. Nicknamed both sleepy and crooked by you. Nicknamed.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Like the whole public got together. I got a name
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: for this guy.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Was dominated by his radical left handlers. Look how radical
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: left is in caps too. They and their allies in
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: the fake news media attempted to cover up his severe
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: mental decline. And unprecedented use of auto pen. This is
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: so crazy. You shouldn't be allowed to do this, right?
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: It should be like historians say this guy was president
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: from ba-ba-ba to ba-ba-ba.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Wait, what's it say at the end of that? Does
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: it say Donald Trump saved America?
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Despite all, President Trump would get reelected in a landslide
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: and save America in all caps.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: That's a plaque in the White House. He's not beating
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: the– Dictator charges. This is like an African dictator show.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: This is crazy.
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: I think they're changing the name of the Kennedy Center
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: to the Trump Kennedy Center.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, boy. Whoops. Somebody needs to tell him, like, hey,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: this is not good. You can't do that. Because then
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: other people could do that, too. And then the White
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: House stops being the White House, and it becomes whoever
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: is in its house.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Where he could just go crazy and say everybody else
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: is a crook.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: I don't think anyone's going to do what he's doing.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: I don't think there's... God, I hope not, but it
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: opens up.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: The problem is it opens up the door for someone
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: on the left to do their version of it.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Who's going to be the Democrat? Who's next? Fucking Gavin Newsom?
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: He's not going to fucking put up a plaque. Of
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: course he would. Of course he would. He copies everything
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: that Trump does. He even tries to talk like Trump
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: on Twitter. You don't think that he would put up
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: plaques that talk about how corrupt Trump was? And about
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: how terrible, and he was quoted as lying over 5,000
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: times by Washington Post. Yeah, but he doesn't have to
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: put up a plaque. That'll just be everywhere.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, but he could put that under his photo, though. Like,
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: that's never been a thing that people did before.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: For sure. Right? I mean, I'm guessing. What was it before?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Here he added that.
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: Ronald Reagan was a fan of President Trump's long before
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: his historic run for the White House.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: That's so disturbing. That's such crazy thinking.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: What fucking lackey put that shit up and was like,
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: do you like this? Of course he's going to fucking
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: like it.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Bro, he wrote it. What are you talking about? You
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: don't think he wrote it? You think a lackey wrote it?
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I don't. Fuck if I know. I don't know what's
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: going on. Whoever's writing his tweets wrote that. Yeah. Same shit.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: He's got to be writing his tweets. I think they
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: made a video of it, right?
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: So the video is like he says things and someone types.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: It out for him. He fucked up on Twitter this week. What,
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: with the Rob Reiner thing?
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. It's all crazy.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: So if he didn't do the Rob Reiner thing and
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: then put up those plaques, I'd be like, yeah, that's funny.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: But then the Rob Reiner thing, you're like, god damn it, dude. Well,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: the plaques are crazy. The plaques are crazy.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: The plaques are crazy. It's like you're– the White House
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: is supposed to be where each new president– the new
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: guy comes in. You won the new election. Congratulations. Let
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: me show you around.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: This is what it's like. These are all the photos.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: What's– Another good one. It's not allowed.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I think this– look at the– I think that's the
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: photo for Joe Biden.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: It's an auto pen?
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Okay. That's so crazy. That's so crazy. Yeah, but again,
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: it's still funny. When he does crazy shit and it's funny,
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: I like it. Right. I don't love that. But the
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Rob Reiner thing is not funny, right? No.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: And that's like the same thing.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: It's the same kind of thinking. But when you see
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: it with no empathy, that's when it's hard to like.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I wish he could apologize. I know he
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: can and he won't.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Listen, there's no justification for what he did that makes
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: any sense in a compassionate society. It's no different than
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: people that were celebrating when Charlie Kirk got shot.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing that bothers me. It's the same
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: kind of thing. Bro, it'd be like if Obama tweeted, yeah,
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: rest in piss. Imagine. Oh, my God. Imagine.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Imagine if Obama tweeted something about someone after they died
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: in this way, that this person was a deranged person
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: that hated Obama, and he wrote Obama like all caps.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Imagine if Obama talked like Trump.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Imagine if Obama talked like Trump. They hated Obama.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: That was his thing?
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: He talked about himself in the third person? That would
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: be crazy. It just shows you how crazy it is
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: the way Trump thinks and talks. It's just like the
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: guy got sliced up by his kid. Anybody that doesn't
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: see that and go, fuck, man.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the worst. You know. Also, the kid's claiming
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: not guilty right now. Oh, girl. Okay. I like it.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: By reason of what? I like the mood. Oh, boy.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: It's so dark, man. Yeah, it's really fucking horrendous.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: But on the other side of it, the Rob Reiner
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: thing was crazy because Rob Reiner, like, made it a
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: mission to try to get Trump out of office and
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: to try to get Trump arrested.
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: Sure.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: And this is a really weird video where.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: He's sitting there with... John Brennan and James Clapper, these
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: two top dog spooks.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: And they're talking about how this is like unacceptable that
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Trump is president. I'm like, this is a crazy thing to,
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: and like high production value.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: So it's like all filmed together. They're coming up with
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: reasons why they have to remove Trump from office.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Maybe they knew something. All that sucked. I think that sucked. Yeah.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: But then. Dude, you get murdered next to your wife
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: by your son. Horrible. That's like the worst thing possible.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: The president. Right. It's a crazy thing to put out.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: By the time this episode comes out, we'll have moved on. Yeah,
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: but it seems like, you know.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: It seems like whenever something like that happens where someone
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: is happy that someone died, so many people just, you.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Feel so disappointed. You know, you just feel like, it's
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: so disappointing.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: It's like, why, if you say that privately, that's one thing,
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: which is also crazy.
• 47:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: But it's so disappointing. I mean, someone would have to
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: be the worst person ever. And then you're like, you
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: know what, fuck that guy.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: But, Jesus. Yeah, that's. And the way it happened too, like, yo.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: The way it happened makes it. The sun? Makes it
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: 10 times worse. Oh, God. If he died in like
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: a funny way. Right. You know? Right, right, right. Then
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: it would be, if he was like, I'm going to
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: fucking parachute out of a plane. Right. There you go.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Something stupid. Oh, he's bungee jumping. He lied about his weight.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: But then. Snap. Then the worst possible way to die.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: The worst possible way to die. I mean, your own child.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: And he did, before all the political shit, he did rule.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, he had amazing movies, man. He fucking ruled. Guy
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: made amazing movies. He ruled.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, let's bring up Rob Reiner's filmography. He wanted
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: to come on the podcast and talk about JFK. That
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: would have been sick.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know why that never happened. What films did
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: he do?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think Spinal Tap might have been the first one, but.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Princess Bride, Stand By Me.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, Stand By Me and Princess Bride, two of the
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: greatest movies of all time.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Wait, he made A Few Good Men? Bro, Misery? He
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: did Misery? Fucking amazing movie. Was he a producer on
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: A Few Good Men?
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: Let me make sure. Directors, we watched one because he
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: did a lot of stuff too. He's been in movies,
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: directed them. So here you go, like writer, predictor. or sorry, producer, writer, director,
• 49:13
  Speaker 7: different in.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: All of them. He did direct a few, main. Yeah, dude.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: He made some bangers. When Harry met Sally.
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: He was a dad in Wolf of Wall Street.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: He was hilarious in that. Oh, yeah, that's right. I
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: forgot about that.
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: Spinal Tap was supposed to come out. I think I
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: read they put that on hold right now.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, horrendous. That's like.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Don't put anything out. Someone take his fucking phone.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: There's certain things the administration does that I'm just like, damn,
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: you can't defend it. I don't think it's the administration necessarily,
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: but they've definitely allowed it to happen where fucking ICE
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: is making funny videos about deporting people.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then shit like this. It's like, damn, dude.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: That's fucking terrible. They use Theo. Yeah. They use Theo
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: and a total.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: unrelated clip that, like, some lady said, my friend has
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: to leave the country.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Will you make a video? I heard you got deported.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, I knew that video existed before. I'm the
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: one editing the DHS.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: It's just Theo being funny. And they use that in
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: this ice thing. And Theo's like, whoa. And he had
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: a really good response, too. He got them to take
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: it down. But his response, see if you can find it.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Something that his opinions on immigration are much more nuanced.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the truth, though. It's like, yeah, sure.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Illegal immigration, we should fix that.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Don't fucking make it funny. It's a serious thing.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: It's a serious thing you're doing. Yeah. Why would you
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: make it funny at all? Yeah.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Is the thought that that'll make it popular on TikTok
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: and it'll spread that way?
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Is that the thought? That it'll be a video that'll
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: get people to want to sign up for this?
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: I think a lot of those people are obviously just
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: weird fucking psychos. That are in that world.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: I heard something that I don't know if it's true.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: It was about the Brown shooting, the Brown University shooting.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: And it's people claiming that the security cameras had been disabled.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get Dio's tweet. Here's just the
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: quote of what it said.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Yo, this is what he says.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: DHS, I didn't approve to be used in this. I
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: know you know my address, so send a check. And
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: please take this down and please keep me out of
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: your banger deportation videos. Vaughn said on his ex account.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: When it comes to immigration, my thoughts and heart are
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: a lot more nuanced than this video allows. Bye, Vaughn added.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Perfect response. Calling them banger videos is hilarious.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're ridiculous. Yeah, they suck. They suck.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: It's like, why are you doing that? I thought you're
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: trying to get rid of the worst people in the world.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: You're not trying to be entertaining. The job is to
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: get rid of the worst people in the world. But
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: that's what we wanted. We wanted them to get rid
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: of cartel members and terrorists, the worst people in the world.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: That's who we were hoping for. But then it's like, anybody.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: I bet they have quotas. I bet they're told.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Without a doubt. I bet they do. Without a doubt.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Whenever you give a quota to enforcing a law, That's
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: bad news. You get into weird territory. That's when cops
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: pull people over for bullshit.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: That's how most of my buddies got DUIs. Cops needed
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: to pull them. All my friends. They just took a chance.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Me and Jamie were just talking about that. How just
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: our hometown. Just miss it. Yeah. I was built. That's
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: what I was built for. Hometowns. Nine to five and
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: then go to a bar. That's what you built for us?
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Did you miss those days? I miss it a lot. Really?
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I miss going to the bar. Just for fun? Just
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: sitting there. The hanging out.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Bro, we could have beat Lancaster Catholic. That was fucking crazy.
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: We lost that fucking... That's what I'm going to talk
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: about when I get.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Home for Christmas. That's funny. You look forward to that?
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: I do. Shit rules. High school buddies, they all have
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: families now. Yeah.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: It's nice, especially when your friends get families, it's nice
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: to go out with them. When you see them get
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: that one night off, you go, oh, this guy's about to.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Fucking black out. This is going to be crazy. I
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: have friends come to shows and just fall apart. That's hilarious.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: That's so funny. Sorry about derailing it from that actual conversation. No,
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: it's okay. I don't even remember what we were talking about.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Security cameras.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, the Brown University thing. Now, why did they have
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: the security cameras? Why were they disabled? Because I don't
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: even want to say what I read.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: The thing online was saying, yeah, it was ICE. Yeah.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Because they wanted to stop ICE from using the feed
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: to locate illegals that are working on the campus maybe.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Or maybe citizens that are students rather.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Because they've done some wild shit. I don't know if
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: they wind up deporting that lady, but they were trying
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: to deport that lady because she was a student and
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: she wrote an essay that was critical of Israel.
• 54:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: Any response from their officials, I guess?
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Called on lack of CC. And they want to.
• 54:19
  Speaker 9: Know how a school with a $ 9 billion endowment does
• 54:22
  Speaker 9: not have cameras on one of the older buildings at
• 54:26
  Speaker 9: the edge of the campus where this happened, not even
• 54:29
  Speaker 9: in the front door.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Who's coming and going?
• 54:32
  Speaker 10: Now, they ask this question knowing that the shooter may
• 54:36
  Speaker 10: have done whatever he wanted, but the cameras, A, would
• 54:39
  Speaker 10: have deterred, or B, captured a better look at them
• 54:42
  Speaker 10: and we wouldn't be here today five days out. I
• 54:45
  Speaker 10: want you to explain that because there's a lot of
• 54:47
  Speaker 10: parents who are wondering where are you investing your money?
• 54:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I appreciate that question and I want to reiterate
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: as our president did that supporting our students and communicating
• 54:56
  Speaker 8: to the parents, to our community about our support is
• 55:00
  Speaker 8: of utmost importance. We have 1,200 cameras located throughout the campus.
• 55:06
  Speaker 8: We don't publish the locations of the cameras. That would
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: give a map to somebody to evade detection on the cameras.
• 55:13
  Speaker 8: So that would be counterproductive to do that. There are
• 55:15
  Speaker 8: cameras in this building. And as I answered the previous question,
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: we have turned over all evidence that we are holding
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: at Brown to law enforcement and are cooperating fully with them.
• 55:25
  Speaker 9: So you're saying that there's cameras in the building.
• 55:28
  Speaker 10: I was told yesterday there wasn't cameras in the building.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: The attorney general said old... I'm on camera right now,
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: you fucker. a new building with cameras.
• 55:35
  Speaker 8: I believe he said that there were two different phases
• 55:37
  Speaker 8: of the building that might have two different levels of technology. Again,
• 55:42
  Speaker 8: all video imagery has been turned over to law enforcement.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, this is contradictory to what I read. What I
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: read was that somebody had disabled them. So he was
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: saying there is cameras and they turned over all footage.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: There's got to be cameras.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: But the thing is, like, when you hear a story
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: like they disabled it for ice, like, is that story
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: total bullshit? And is that story designed to get people
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: to tweet that out so that other people start believing it?
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: For sure. They were naming the fucking shooter. I thought,
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: did you see that? Yeah. Before they got the Portuguese guy. Oh, really?
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: They were naming a different shooter? Yeah. Oh, no.
• 56:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Who's the different guy? I was all over it. I
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: was going, this motherfucker, how dare you? Who was the
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: different guy?
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: It was a kid that was in, like, protests and shit,
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: like a Gaza kid.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: So they instantly named him, and, yeah, whatever. So he's
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: going to get paid. He should. Oh, yeah. He should.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Remember the Atlanta one where the guy, they ruined his life,
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: and they said he was a bomber?
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: It was just a security guard. Oh, yeah. Remember that guy? Yeah,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: the movie.
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is his name? I forget his name, too.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: But I remember the real story.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: Paul Walter Hauser plays him in... I hope I'm getting
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: that name right. I know that guy.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: He's the man.
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: Richard Jewell?
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Richard Jewell.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: I was there that day.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: You were in Atlanta? Yeah, I was there. That's crazy.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Dude, what?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when we were headed home.
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: The only reason we weren't there when it went off
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: was because we couldn't get scalp tickets to watch the
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: Dream Team play. We were trying to buy them, but
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: I ripped them up in front of my dad and
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: just threw them in the fucking sewer.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: We're like, who does that?
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: You are Ohio trash. You went to the Olympics to
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: scalp Dream Team tickets.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: No, we went to other stuff, but we didn't have
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: tickets to that game.
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: So we were like, let's find tickets to the game.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: What else did you see?
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: Like a volleyball game and a baseball game.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Richard Jewell, right? Yeah, Richard Jewell. I just sent you.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: I found a thing on Twitter about it.
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: It says there was an open letter in August that
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: anti-ICE protesters wanted the cameras disabled, but I didn't see
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: that it actually happened.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Bro. It's all weird. I've kind of checked out. Let
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: me hear this. Human rights group to....
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Human rights group to university administrators, dismantle surveillance to defend
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: free speech now.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they did it. What does that mean?
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: Because the sanctuary city law that we have.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: You don't want to recall illegal immigrants, and you don't.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: Want to provide the footage to the FBI or immigration authority.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: One camera, and that will do it. It comes from
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: your detectives. They are friends of mine.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: They are angry at this investigation that these people in
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: Brown University Put the camera off. They can't identify that person.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: You imagine how the family would want to go through?
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: Tell the truth to the media here. You guys are
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: putting cameras off.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: We heard from both the Brown police chief.
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: Isn't that where that girl got taken for writing the letter?
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: Right when this all started? Wasn't she a Brown student
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: or something?
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: I thought it was Columbia.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: I don't remember, though. I don't remember, though. See if
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: you can find that story. Because that story is also
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: fucking crazy. Like you're deporting a student for having an
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: opinion about.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: A world war.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: It's a war that's happening, right? At least from one
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: side of it. Like having an opinion is a problem
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: that gets you ejected from the country. Especially you're at
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: a university which is supposed to be a place where
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: ideas get challenged.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it turns out Both sides are totally hypocritical and
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: doing exactly what the other side did.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: It's interesting because we're getting to see it more clearly
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: than we've ever seen it before, right?
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: It seems like it.
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: It's Tufts University.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Tufts.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Arrested and detained by ICE agents in Somerville, Massachusetts. What
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: did she say?
• 59:55
  Speaker 7: She wrote something in the newspaper, I think. Like the
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: school newspaper.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Right. An op-ed.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: But what was it? Let's see if we can read it.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: I wonder what got her deported. What were the words?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: Criticizing leadership.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: She criticized Tufts' leadership response to the Tufts Community Union
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Senate passing several resolutions concerning human rights violations in Gaza
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: months after the op-ed was written and just weeks before
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: she was detained. The website Canary Mission... published a profile
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: on Ms. I don't know how to say her name, Ozturk,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: including her photograph claiming she engaged in anti-Israel activism. Its
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: sole support for the contention was a link in screenshots
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: of her op-ed. When asked about her case, Secretary of
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: State Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa, adding, we gave
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: you a visa to come and study and get a degree,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: not to become a social activist that tears up our
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: university campuses.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Shut up, Marco.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: So she was asking– put that up again, please. So
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: she was asking– she was criticizing Tufts leadership's response to
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: the Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions. So she
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: must be a part of the Tufts Community Union Senate
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: or someone is. So they passed several resolutions concerning human
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: rights violations. So like what is– like what was she–
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: I want to know what she actually said.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, we're getting a synopsis of.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: What her actual op-ed was. See if we can find it.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: It's just interesting.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: Because, like, what can get you kicked out of a
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: country that is the most pro-free speech country on planet Earth?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Like, what gets you kicked out? Is it really? Free speech. Right.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: But is it only that one? Is it only that one? Like,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: what if you had an opinion on Ukraine and Russia?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Would that get you kicked out?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: I doubt it. That's weird, right? It certainly is. That's
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: kind of weird. It's a little strange. Do you ever notice?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: Are you noticing? Give me two more beers. I'll let
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: you know. I'll let you know my algorithm's been feeding me.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: It's kind of crazy because, you know, unless someone is
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: outright calling for violence or revolution or to ignore.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: The laws or ignore the rules.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: If they're just having an opinion on.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: A gigantic international conflict. Sure.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: That seems crazy to want to kick him out of
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: the country. Unless there's something more that I don't know. Yeah,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: maybe she must have said something you would think pretty crazy.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: Right. But I bet you she didn't. Yeah, she might
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: not have. But we'll.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 7: See.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: I bet it was a wild-ass statement. Oh, this is
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: so long.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: Try again, President Kumar. Renewing calls for Tufts to adopt
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: March 4th TCU Senate resolutions. So, the university's response to
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Senate resolutions, wholly inadequate and dismissive of the Senate, the
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: collective voice of the student body. Why, first of all,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: why would Tufts be doing anything about what's happening in Gaza?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: And what could they really do?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but if, yeah. Like
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: what could they really do? I don't know. They might
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: stop it.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: Investments in divesting from companies and.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Direct ties to Israel is what they were talking about.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: But the problem is aren't those companies– Israel is not
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: a communist dictatorship. So those companies that you're not going
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: to invest in, they're just citizens of Israel. Like you're
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: citizens of America.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: It's like there's a lot of people that were protesting
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: that in Yahoo before October 7th. It's like not everybody
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: agrees with everybody. It's not like Israel is a monoculture
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: that only has like one thing that they think.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people over there that don't like
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: their government. So like to ban their business and not
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: use their– like what? Fuck if I know. I don't know.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: What does that do? It puts pressure on them to
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: vote differently I guess.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Where was she from?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: But again, isn't that– that's just an opinion. I think
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: it's an opinion.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: It didn't even– I don't think she even said anything
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: that wild in there.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Is that what the fuck she got kicked out for?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: There's probably a lot more to it.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: She's one of three or four authors of this paper even.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: That's one of those things where like you got to
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: be able to talk about shit like that. And if
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: you can talk about shit like that if you're from
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Ohio and they're not going to send you.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Out of the country somewhere. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Why can't you talk about it if you're from another country?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: Just a guy from Ohio at a bar.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: I feel like once you are in America legally, shouldn't
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: we treat you like a fucking American?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: Other than, you know. Certainly. Yeah. Other than you being
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: able to vote yet. But once you're here legally. They
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: can vote. We've agreed. They can in a lot of places.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Turns out they can. They're getting some votes in. They're
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: getting a fucking ton of votes. It's not zero. It's
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: not zero. Anybody who says it's zero is fucking lying.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: Did you see that most recent thing about the Georgia elections? No. Oh,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: it's kind of crazy.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: I told you, I checked out, dude. I'm watching fighter
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: jet highlight videos on my phone. You're better off that way.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: You're better off checking out. I'm waiting for the college
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: football playoffs.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Patiently.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: They found a ton of, well, I don't want to
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: put it.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Let me pause for a second. I want to find this.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: I got the tweet. You got it?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think it's a.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know either. I'm not paying attention to this.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: I don't think they found votes.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: Well, they were saying that 315,000 early votes lacked the
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: poll workers' signatures.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: We don't dispute the allegation. Right.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: So if that's true, they admit that 315,000 votes lacked
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: poll workers' signatures and they were counted in 2020. I
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: don't think that's legal. Let's put that into perplexity.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: Is that legal?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: If that's true, is that legal? And should those votes
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: have counted? Because here's where it gets crazy. Trump lost
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: to Biden in Georgia by, I think it was 11,000 votes.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I read that they'd already done a hand count
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: of these votes since because this has been disputed for
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 7: the last five years.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: So what does that mean? They did a hand count
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: of the votes. The thing is, it doesn't have the
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: poll signature, right?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that's separate from the polls.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: But what the accusation, at least, is that 315,000 lacked.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: So put the tweet up again so we can read
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: the accusation. It says 315,000 early votes that lacked poll
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: worker signatures.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: So a.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Poll worker is supposed to sign every one of.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Them, right?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: I was trying to read into what this means.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: There's something like each day when they.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: Use the machine, they have to zero out the machine
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 7: to make sure it's starting at zero. And then at
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: the end of the day, you've got to sign off
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: on what it says.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Someone's counted them or something like that.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: And they don't have evidence because there wasn't anything being
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 7: signed that this.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Even started at zero.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: They could have had their sample tally still on there
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: from their practice in the machines to make sure they
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: counted right. There's a lot of discrepancies on what that
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: could have meant. I think it's a chain of custody issue.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: I don't know, again, what that means specifically.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: So it could mean many things. And one of the
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: things that it could mean is that 315,000 early votes
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: were bullshit.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 7: They also don't know who voted for who in those 315,000 votes.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Right. I bet if we tallied those up. That's right.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: I think I was reading into these tweets, some people
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: were like, this is nonsense because they've already gone back
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 7: and counted them all, but they've People are fighting with
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 7: those people.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: The problem is when you ask Trump about it, like
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: when I had him on the podcast, I'm like, you
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: think they stole the 2020 election?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, tell me what's the evidence. He didn't. Well,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: he might not have remembered. He might have just said,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: tell me what they did. And had somebody work on it.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: And then they told him. And then he starts talking
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: about it. But he didn't really go in depth about it.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But he didn't have a satisfactory answer. No,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: he didn't. I was hoping he did. I was hoping
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: he did, too. Yeah. I was hoping.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: He would have said they stole it through propaganda and shit.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Or what happened in those years.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: And instead it was just down to he thought voter fraud.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: Which I'm sure there was some, but you could have
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: had an argument with what happened in 2020 and leading
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: up to it.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you could definitely have a thing where you see
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: the FBI and the Twitter files and all that shit
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: with the Hunter Biden laptop story.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you didn't even bring that up. Yeah, I
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: should have brought that up.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: Georgia officials and complaints agree that failing to obtain required
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: poll worker signatures on the tab tapes for roughly 315,000
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: early vote ballots in Fulton County was a violation of
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: Georgia election procedure.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Law, i.e.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: It was not done in compliance with the statute. That
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: does not automatically mean individual voters did anything wrong or
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: that their ballots are criminally illegal. but it does mean
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: the county certification process for those votes did not follow
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: the state legal requirements. So those are not supposed to
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: have been counted? Is that what they're saying? Because it
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: didn't follow the requirements? That's what they're saying. So it says,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: scroll back up again so I can hear. So it
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: says poll workers must also print and sign zero tapes
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: at the start of voting to show machines begin at zero,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: And these signed tapes serve as the official certification that
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: reported totals from the scanner are authentic. That's what they require.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: So they require people to do that. So maybe someone
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: didn't do that, what they were required.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: That's a possibility. I think 36 did.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: 36 of 37 advanced voting precincts in Fulton County had
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: failed to sign the tabulation tapes. including that the county
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: violated official election record document processes required by statute. The ones,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: the voting precincts, put this in, that failed to sign
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: the tabulation tapes, were they predominantly Republican or Democrat?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Just Google Fulton County and click images. I think you know.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: What do you think? I don't know. Well, I mean,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: if the Republicans are complaining about it, it's obviously a Democrat. Right.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: For sure. Predominantly, it was close. Here we go. That's
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: how I would have spelled it. That's how I would
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: have spelled it. I thought it was right.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: I can't believe anything's wrong. I thought it was right.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: I wonder if AI would have figured it out.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: It would have. Publicity would have. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Specific 36 and 37 advanced voting locations with unsigned tapes
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: are not publicly broken out by party, but Fulton County as.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: A whole is strongly Democratic.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: And its advanced early vote totals in 2020 were overwhelmingly Democratic.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: In other words, those affected advanced voting sites would be
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: expected to be predominantly Democrat in their results, not Republican.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Weird that 36 out of 37 that have unsigned tapes
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: are Republican. strong democratic and that there's 315,000 votes that
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: aren't supposed to be there. They didn't sign for the,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: but it's okay. Don't worry about it. We just forgot
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: to tally.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Fuck it. We forgot the tally. Whoopsies.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: We were so busy making sure we saved democracy that.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: We forgot to tally. It was fucking good for years.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: What a great move though.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: If they really did steal the election, like, Is that
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: the first time anyone's ever done it?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they did it. I'm not saying
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: they did it, but I'm saying if they did do it,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: what a great movie that would be. There's no way.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: That's the first one.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: A bunch of fucking pink-haired dorks who really do hijack
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: the system.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Good for them.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: In the fucking back rooms, licking envelopes and sealing mail-in ballots.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: I asked the thing I read, and it says they
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 7: were both hand-counted and fully audited. After the fact. I
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: asked if they had found a problem in certification and
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: it says that they did.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: Hand counted and fully audited after the fact. There's no
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: way the people that didn't sign are the ones making
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: sure to tell everyone it was hand counted, right?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: It says hand counted, but then recounted by machine. And
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: those process included. Fulton, even though the later issue about
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: post-2024 hand count. Wait a minute, what does that mean?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: The issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: by a new post-2024 hand count.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: Hmm. I don't know, this is a weird, I don't
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 7: know what any of this stuff means, to be honest.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what does that mean? That's what's confusing. Was there
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: 315 weird votes or not? Because that is the main, like,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: right wing. I bet if you went on Truth Social
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: and asked them how did they steal the election, they'd fucking.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: I bet you can't get banned from Truth Social, right?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: You probably can't get banned.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Maybe you say something liberal. You'd have to say. But
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: you'd have to be a crazy liberal.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: Where if you said, I believe that there's two genders
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: on blue sky, you're dunsies.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Are you? Instant. Gone. See ya. Blueski's nuts.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: Bro, they go crazy. Do you know what McCann told us?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: I do. I do know what he told us. I
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: don't know how true that is. Yeah, we should find out. Yeah,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: let's find out. So McCann says that they created a
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: ban in Australia on social media for kids under 16,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: that this ban includes Instagram and TikTok, but does not
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: include Blue Sky. If that's true, that is crazy.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: Up until 16 years old, the only way you get
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: to communicate is the most radically leftist site available. In
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: Blue Sky, I saw this lady, one guy rather, said,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to be zen about it. Like something happened
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: to him. I'm trying to be zen about it. And
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: then this other guy underneath it chimes in, it would
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: be great if you would stop being racist to Asians.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: What? Maybe he was being funny. No, no, no. No,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: he's being serious. No, no, no. No, no, no. There's
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: no humor over there. There's no humor.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: It is a fucking SSRI soup.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: There's no humor over there. There's no humor. I fuck
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: with Blueski. I got to get on there. I thought
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: it was Blueski for so long. Call it Blueski. I
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: bet a lot of people got to call it that now.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: Blueski's nice. They'll bail the fuck out of you.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: The law's initial list of restricted platforms includes Facebook, Instagram, X, TikTok, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit, Threads, Kik,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: and Twitch. Other platforms including Steam, Blue Sky, WhatsApp, and
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: YouTube Kids were considered but not included in the ban.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: So that's true.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: So Blue Sky, which is just Twitter but for super
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: hardcore lefties, is not included.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: In the ban. Hold on. Did they ban True Social?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: Doesn't seem like they did. We've got to find out.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: Put that into perplexity. Find out if the Australian ban
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: includes true social. The ban of Trump's tweets. Imagine if
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: you get on true social when you're 13, you get
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: buck wild, but blue skis just like tanking kids.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: That's wild. Turning kids trans left and right.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Reddit's available, so that's.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: I thought it just said Reddit was not.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: I thought they said Reddit was one of the banned.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: The link I just clicked said it could extend to Reddit, Twitch,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: and Roblox, even dating apps.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: But let's be honest. Some people are bribing them. If
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: it's Roblox, people are bribing them.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Reddit's a little... Yeah, this is... Reddit's left-leaning.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Reddit is among the companies that has approached.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 7: I think they need to have certain things on their websites,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 7: and those websites that are banned don't have those blocks
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 7: and filters available yet.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: I tell you, I tried to jack off on Reddit.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: I tell you that.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: Because they banned Pornhub here. Oh, I see. So I
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: was like, I heard people jack off on Reddit. And
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: I try to avoid Reddit.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: And as soon as I opened it, first thing was like,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: Shane Gillis fucking sucks now.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, no.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: I still got one off. But it was a tough one.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of mean, angry people out there, Shane.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: A lot of people are not happy in their life.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: For sure. For sure.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: That is a— the porn thing's a weird one, too, because
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: kids know about VPNs. You're just keeping stupid kids from
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: jerking off.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: It's probably good. It's probably— Don't you want them out
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: of cum? No, no.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: You want the stupid ones out of cum so they're
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: not making dumb decisions.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: You're making another good point. Yeah, you want them all
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: dried out. You want the kids— You sound like you're
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: tweeting on Blueski, dude. All those stupid kids just want
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: him jerking off as much as possible. You should have
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: an IQ test to see if you could get porn.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: And that IQ test should be really making sure you're dumb.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: And if you're too smart, fuck you. Yeah, you don't
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: need it. Like, if you pass it... You gotta go study.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: You go study. But if you hit, like, a 65...
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Jack off. They just go, go ahead, jack off. Jack off.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: Imagine that.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: That would be a way that would keep dumb people, like, sedated.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 7: Just.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Give them as much porn. I think they are sedated.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what they're doing to us, to all of us.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: Just keep giving us live porn 24-7 anytime you want it.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Hop on a website.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: It's a good way to keep dumb people just dried
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: up out of jizz, sleepy.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: No motivation.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the porn on the phone is pretty crazy. It
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: used to be an ordeal to get your hands on
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: that shit. Now it's just like I'll be watching a–
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: I was watching– I was watching Revolutionary War Doc last night.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: In between, I was just like, pause. All right, let's
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: see what happened at Ticonderoga. That was last night.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: And you are one of 99% of the population of
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: men when they're alone.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I'm watching Ken Burns' Revolution. Right.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: Seahawks Seahawks Rams just finished up. Classic game. Toss on
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: some Revolutionary War. Started dragging a little. I said, fuck it, pause.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: Jack off.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: I didn't know Benedict Arnold was the hero of Ticonderoga.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: Now you're actually interested in it and not distracted.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Fully not distracted.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: Do you know John Lilly, the guy who invented the
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: sensory deprivation tank?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: No, I don't. He was involved. He was cracking them
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: off in there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He definitely had
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: a family. He was like, this is a chamber that
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: no one can go in. He was jacking off to it. Probably.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: But more importantly, he also ran this research where they
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: were working with dolphins. It was like he was a
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: pioneer in interspecies communication.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: So they were.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: Attempting to teach dolphins how to speak. And so this lady,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: I'm not bullshitting you.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: I know. This lady. It's just the dumbest group of people.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: It's the dumbest idea. They were all on ketamine.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: This lady lived in a house that was like three
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: feet high in.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: Water with a fucking dolphin.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: And the thing was, they found out that she had
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: to jack the dolphin off. She didn't jack the dolphin off.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: The dolphin would not pay attention.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: I've heard this story. Yeah. So she would, every day
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: she would jack them off and they went, what? Cancel
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: this fucking project. Yeah, but. This lady's jacking off dolphins.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: I bet you by the 100th, 120th time jacking them off,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: he was like, oh, shit. He's just, holy fuck.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: The problem with dolphins is they don't have lips, right?
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: So they make a totally different kind of sound. You
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: can't get them to sound.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Like a human. And these fucking idiots are like, hello.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: I swear. Hello. He's like. Yeah. He's like, yeah, look it. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: I swear to God, the Nazis were trying.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: To get dogs to talk. Oh, I bet they were.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: Everyone's trying to get animals to talk. What do you got?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 7: The whole documentary called The Dolphin House.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, about the place where this lady lived? Yeah. That's Lily.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: That's the guy.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: I hate to be this guy, but I would hit
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: pause on that documentary and crack one off.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: Fully. I'd be disappointed in myself. So this lady just
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: lived with a fucking dolphin. Where was this? Where were they? Like,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: where was the house? Damn. She just had to jack
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: that dolphin off all the time.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: Bro, think if that was your wife and then this
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: documentary comes out later and you're like, what?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: What did you do? Also, again. I did research. I
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: did scientific research. You get off my back. I was
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: young and single and we hadn't even met yet. Jacked
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: off dolphins. I don't care. You didn't tell me. You
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: jacked off dolphins. We were engaged and you were jacking
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: off dolphins for research. Depends how long you're married. Guy
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: would get all really testy. St.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: Thomas.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: But the bummer thing is the dolphin doesn't want to
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: be in that stupid little house. The dolphin wants to
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: be out there swimming. After a while he did.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: After he got a few pandies. Yeah, fuck that. That's
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: the jackpot. Right.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: Put him in a house? He's in a fucking house.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: They're feeding him. He's getting jacked off. You want to
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: hear a dark truth about dolphins? Female dolphins are very promiscuous.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: We should make sure this is true because I've been
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: saying it for years. Are female dolphins sluts? And I
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: think they think the theory is because when they have babies,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: it takes a long time for them to raise their
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: baby and they won't breed while they're taking care of
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: their babies. I think it's like several years. And so
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: the males will kill babies.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Of a female they haven't slept with. So they can
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: keep fucking? Yes.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: So they can get them to fuck. They'll kill the
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: baby of a female that they haven't slept with. So
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: the females sleep with as many men as possible so
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: that the dolphin doesn't know whether or not it's his kids.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: That's cool. It is. Yeah, I like it. But it's
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: also like, yo, how ruthless is everybody? Yeah.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, dolphins are supposed to be our peaceful, spiritual
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: cousins that live in the ocean.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: And meanwhile, they regularly kill babies, and they force their
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: ladies into being hoes so that they don't get their
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: babies killed.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: Whenever you look at animals, you've got to think about
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: what we do. The part of all this is true.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if male dolphins kill the babies of female.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: Dolphins they haven't had sex with. You've got to think
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: about what we do, and then you think, dolphins are
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: dumber than us. They're probably doing crazy shit.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know if they are dumber than us. That's
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: what's weird. Um, they just can't, they can't affect their environment. We,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: we assume that intelligence is only the ability to manipulate
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: your environment.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: That's what we assume.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Cause we, we associate intelligence with all the stuff that
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: we created. But, We don't even know what the fuck
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: they're saying. We haven't been able to decipher their language.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: They have very specific languages. She was probably two or
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: three jack-offs away from finding out. She was right on
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: the cusp. She just left her alone. You dumb whore,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: get out of here. She was so close. They just
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: needed more funding. Male dolphins sometimes kill calves sired by
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: other males to bring the mother back into estrus sooner.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: Allowing them to mate and pass on their genes, a
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: behavior called infanticide. Observed in species like bottlenose and Pacific
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: white-sided dolphins.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 7: Species makes them have, like, a high-speed race, it says,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 7: to find the best agile partner. Jeez.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: Most agile? Oh, wow. You've got to win that race. Shit,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: I'd be a terrible dolphin. Oh, they have a race.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: Hit them with the fucking pursuit by several males in
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: high-speed chases.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: Hit them with the cone drill.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: Yet females show selectivity for agile partners. And can control
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: fertilization via vaginal structure. Oh, so a guy could nut
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: in them and they'd be like, no, no, baby.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: Fuck you. Oh, that's a nice thing. That's just a nut.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: That's a nice thing. Those girls could do that.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: Imagine that if they just come up with that instead
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: of abortion. They just go, oh, we're just going to
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: give you a dolphin pussy. Just lock it down.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 7: Look at this next part.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Just when the guy nuts and you lock it down. Okay,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: make an agreement.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: You sure you're going to lock it down? You told
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: me you want babies. You fucking swear to God?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. I'm locking it down for you. You
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: swear to God? They let it right in.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 7: The question are female dolphins sluts?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: Females participate in same-sex genital rubbing, masturbation, and pleasure-seeking via
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: functional catoruses rich in nerves, indicating sex serves social enjoyment
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: roles beyond procreation. Up to 75% of dolphin sexual activity
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: may prioritize pleasure or alliances over breeding. Males often coerce
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: via alliances, but females evade or reposition to exert choice.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: So they scissor. Female scissoring in the dolphin community.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: I like it. We broke that news here. Bring that up.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: There was a dusky dolphin, dude? What's that one doing?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: Just fucking boys in Penn State's locker room? Oh, Jesus.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: Come on. No.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: I told you I had a couple. No, he's ready
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: to roll. Oh, no. Oh, no. The old dusky dolphin.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so when we think about peaceful creatures on Earth,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: we're the most.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: We're number one. We're the most peaceful. There's no chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: As warlike as we are, as far as intelligent life. Okay,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: all right, all right. I'll give you... Well, no, dude.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: There's got to be some peaceful guys. Dolphins must be
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: going to war with each other, right? There's no way
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: those hyraxes aren't doing anything. No, there's no way we're
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: the most peaceful.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: The most peaceful are those chimpanzees, the bonobos.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a bunch of monkeys that are chillin'.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: All they do is fuck each other.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: Bonobos are wild. They look a lot like chimps, just
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: a little softer. Yeah. And all they do is just
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: get it on. Look at those guys with those big noses.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: Those are funny guys. Those are weird. That's a weird look.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: How about the ones when their asshole lights up when
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: they want to fuck? Their asshole becomes like a target
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: when they want to fuck. You go to a strip club,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: they do that.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, bro, this is different. They put a light up
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: in there. They put a light in butt clubs. No,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: they have butt plugs. They put butt plugs in a
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: light up butt plug. Really? Oh, bro, pull that bucky
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: back up. Look at this guy's face. How are you?
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: Hold on. Can you get him making a noise? They're
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: very funny. Yeah. That's the physique I'm going for.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: There was an old school comedian that had this big
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: crazy nose and they would call him the schnoz. Who
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: the fuck am I thinking of? Like old timey movies.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: They'd call him the schnoz.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: That's it. Jimmy Durante. Yeah. He does look like a proboscis.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: A lot like one. But his whole thing was like
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: his nose was huge.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it. That's fucking schnoz. That's a hell
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: of a schnoz. There's no other way to describe that.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: Ari Shafir would make fun of his nose. Yeah, the schnoz. Yeah.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: Look, I mean, all of his photo, all the, you know, caricatures,
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: his nose is preposterous.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: He aged into it. Yeah. Worked out fine. When you're
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: a young man with that fucking nose, that's tough. That's
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: a rough time. Let me hear this guy. This is nice.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: Wait till you hear this fucker talk. Nose like a man.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: Nose like a man, yeah.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like, those guys, they have to be peaceful. Oh,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: that's a weird face, man. That's what women look like now.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: For real. That's exactly what women look like. It's a
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson thing.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: Bro, imagine if that was 10 feet tall and was
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: trying to kill your baby.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Whoa.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: What did they do in a past life to come
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: back as that? They must have been really mean That
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: must have been a really mean person.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about, dude? They must have been
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: a really mean person in past life. Yo. Bro. Jesus.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: That's like a man. That's like a really evil man
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: from the past has been reincarnated as this fucked up monkey.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: Ball sack.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: Like he's kind of conscious that something's wrong. He's like,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: why am I not in my medieval manner?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: You're at the Baltimore Zoo. Just getting stared at by
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: little kids. This is good stuff. What was that other one,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: the Michael Jackson one? I liked that guy. The noseless one.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: What was that tiny little fucking guy? That tiny little
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: guy was terrifying. It was huge. It was real big
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: and giant.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: It would suck to get killed by a giant cute thing.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: Like a giant fluffy. You know, some of the monkeys
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: are really cute. Like if he was like six inches tall,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: he would be really cute.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: Like, oh my God, he's so cute.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: If he was 10 feet tall, he would be fucking terrifying.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: Terrible snowman. Look at that fucking thing. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: Bro, that thing is terrifying. It's got like a bat nose.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: Look at his fucking creepy ass nose. That would rip
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: your fucking face right off. Just jump on your face.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't be able to pull it off. Your nose
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: would be gone.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: That rules. Right.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: But if it's 10 feet tall, it doesn't rule. The
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: thing's standing outside your village waiting for you.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: To dog you outside. You got a stick. Shit. That's
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: the thing, man.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: Why are they so fucking cute when they're little? But
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: if that thing was giant and had fangs... if it
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: was 10 feet tall, but it wouldn't be. It was
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: big and scary. It would have a scary face.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: Like, why is that? Why do the little ones, what
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: is cute?
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: Why do the little ones have literally have a cute
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: face that if you made that thing big, it wouldn't
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: be as scary.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's just our instinct to think babies are cute.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: So we don't throw them.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: Maybe. You see that guy, he's great. You see what
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: the dolphins do. Yeah.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: Maybe like, it's like built into it, but. There's a
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 4: lot of stepdads listening to this right now getting dolphin impulses. Fucking,
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: I wish I could kill that little motherfucker.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: It is weird, though, right? Because all the big scary
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: things look scary. Grizzlies are kind of cute. No, they're not. No.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: I was telling you, that was the only thing that
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: I've ever seen in the wild. The only thing I've
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: ever seen in the wild. Polar bears are kind of cute, fellas.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: Obviously they're terrifying, but if he was fucking one feet tall,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: you'd go, that's an adorable guy.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: That's a good point. You know what I mean? Until
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: he was like tearing apart a seal. Until he was
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: bigger than you. Yeah. Bro, what are you talking about?
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: Look at that guy. That's a cub, first of all.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: That's still good. Look at these guys walking, dude. Show
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: them walking. JMO, get them walking. That's pretty cute.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: Now show Kodiak brown bear eating a moose.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: Put that in there.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: Kodiak brown bear eating a moose. Bro, there's one of
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: them that got this moose off the side of the
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: road and was dragging it uphill. The moose is like 1,200 pounds.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: You see the one during the wedding? Which one is that? Oh, yeah,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: there's a wedding.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 4: There's a wedding, and then on the other side of
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: the fucking river, there's just a grizzly tearing apart a moose.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they got married in Alaska. Whoops.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: Dude, how do you kill a moose? Bro, they can
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: kill anything. They literally kill anything. I mean, he's just
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: riding his back, drowning him.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, that reminds me. Look at this. He's just hanging
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: on to his fucking back. Look at this. So cute.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: That's a moose, man. Moose are so big.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: That video of that guy in the, that moose comes
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: up to him? I sent it in the group chat.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: Or you did. Yeah. It's the scariest fucking animal I've
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: ever seen. Oh, they're scary. It's like a dinosaur. It's
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: fucking terrifying. They're so big, dude. There's a guy hunting
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: and a moose just comes up to him and is
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: like staring at him. I don't know how to describe it. Well,
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: they're so huge. No, this is not it, but still terrifying.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: Not it, but still.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: That's not even a really big one. That moose, like
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: the one that you see in the car.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: Actually, that's a pretty big one. His paddles are just
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: going the wrong way. Yeah, that's huge. Meh. Whoa. Yeah,
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: don't do that.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 7: Also, borderline looks like AI, but it's probably not.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: Well, a lot of them are right now. That's a problem.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: Almost everything is going to be tricked left and right.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: There's like the giant cat walking up to save its baby.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: Moose are not afraid of you, though. That's one thing
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 3: that's true. But generally, they're very aggressive. And depending upon
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: what time of the year, they'll fuck your car up, man.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: That's not it, J-Mo, but I still don't want to
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: see a moose get shot. You love that. I don't
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: want to see those boys get shot. Have you ever
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: eaten moose meat? No. It's delicious. It's really good. It's
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: the reason why bears try so hard to kill them.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I get it. So they're cute, up to
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: a point. Bears? Yeah, they're cute. Up until they're about
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: two years old.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: We were talking about it earlier. I don't like black
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: bears' eyes. Bears do have shitty eyes. They're so close
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 4: to being cute. They got weird-looking eyes. One of the
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: weird things about, like... Yeah, this one. Look at that fucking....
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: He's looking at him like, dude, I will fuck you
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: up is what he's saying. Look how big he is.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: That's why they're scarier than every other deer because they'll
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: come fuck you up. Just beat your ass off. They'll
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: kill you. Stomp you to death. Stomp you to death.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 3: And this guy is being smart by staying between the trees.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: This is very dangerous. Like if he was out in.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: An open field he'd be fucksville right now. If he
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: couldn't get to cover to a bunch of trees. Look
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: at these guys duking it out in a driveway.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: Fucking their car up.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: Why do dogs just run straight into that? Do you
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 4: see dogs do that shit?
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: They're dumb.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: Because we took them from wolves and turned them into
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: little bitches.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: Dude, I've seen deer just fuck dogs up. There's a
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: lot of those compilations. Oh, yeah. They start doing this. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: They get on their heels. But a lot of dogs
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: kill deer, too.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 4: There's that classic of that guy putting, it's an old one,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: but he put deer piss all over him, and then
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 4: a buck comes and.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: Just beats the shit out of him. He doesn't get
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: a shot off. He gets his ass beat. What a moron.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: He's like, turn the camera off. Oh, my God, what
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: a moron.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: That's like the number one hunting in America is whitetail deer.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: Number one game. Yeah, by far. Where I'm from. Yeah.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: Iowa and PA, right? Yeah, well, my family lived in
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: Harrisburg for a while. My parents did. I always forget.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: That's insane. I used to go to visit them.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 4: You should have been at Harrisburg, man. I'm like, you've
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 4: got deer everywhere out here. You could have been a
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 4: central PA, man. You would have never done anything.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: Well, you did. What the fuck are you talking about?
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: Shut up. You would have been chilling. I doubt it.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: You would have been at Elks. You would have been
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: at Elks Bar. You would have met Phil. I don't
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: think I'm designed for that. I would not be happy chilling.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: I know. If you were from Central PA, you'd be
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: into college football. You love it all. It fucking rules.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: I just have to assume that who I am now,
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: I would always have been. No, that's silly. No, like
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: the way I like things. The things I like. No,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: you would have been a Notre Dame fan, dude. It
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: could have been so sick. It could have been so sick.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: Well, I definitely could have been a fan, but I
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: still would be doing this. I think I'd be doing
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: the same shit I'm doing. I'd figure out a way
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 3: to do something.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: As long as I didn't get saddled down at a
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: young age. Go to that Elks bar. Get married at 18. Yep. Fuck.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: Drink and drive home. Your babe's there. She's pregnant. You
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: got to be a dad now at 18.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but then that's when your fanhood of college football
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 4: becomes greater. You go, dude, I get three hours on Saturday.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 4: I can't fucking wait.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: Who do we have? Ah, fuck, it's Central Michigan. Fuck.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: It's going to be a blowout. Whatever. I'm going to
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: have beers. That's good stuff. And then you golf. And
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: then you get to golf. And you go, fuck, I
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: suck at golf. Who gives a shit? I'm getting wasted.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: It's a good life. I'm jealous of it. It does
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: sound like a good life. But it's also a difficult one.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: For sure. But that's the best life. Is it? Yeah, good, difficult. Yeah,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: that's the point. Why is good and difficult the best life?
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: That's what makes going to that bar so fucking sick.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Having a shitty job. Shitty job. Yeah.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: You sit down and you go, bro, let me tell
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 4: you about how shitty my fucking job is.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 4: You go get fucking hammered. Three beers in, you go,
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 4: my job fucking rules.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: My life rules. You know what? I'm going to go
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: beat the fuck out of my wife. See that Iraq video?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: Those guys boxing. You go, I'm going to make her
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: put some headgear on when I get home. Yeah. No,
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: it's good. Obviously, it's not like the best, but it's
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: a good life. Fucking drinking and golfing with your friends?
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 4: It's funny to watch your friends age into that because
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 4: my friends were never like that. Now I'll go home
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 4: and they're like, everyone got fat, which that's fun. You
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: see your boys, you go, yeah, it sucks, doesn't it?
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 4: And then they just love just hitting the local bar,
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: getting a couple, going home.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: Hopefully the kids are asleep. It's fun. It's fun to
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: watch from a distance. I can't.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 4: Like, I'll go home for the holidays, and then my
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 4: sister will bring her kids over. I'm good for about
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: 30 minutes.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: Well, all the things you said, the fun parts about it,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: is that it's not complicated, and you're just having a
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: good time. Yeah.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 3: And the idea is that if you're having a good time,
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: you'll have a better time if the rest of your
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 3: day sucks.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: You appreciate those guys more. Yeah.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: I get it. I get it. You could have been
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: a great Central Pennsylvanian. I don't know, man. Central Western PA.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: You could have been a Steelers fan. You could have
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: been a contender. Instead, you're just doing this bullshit. Instead,
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: you're fucking doing this crap. I think I was always
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: going to just mostly be interested in one-on-one sports. Maybe.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: For whatever reason. I like team sports. I love watching
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: the football game. We could have got you in the slot.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 2: No. My fucking high school wrestling coach tried to get
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: me to play football. And I was like, no. We
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: had this kid. His name was Bobby Baker. He was
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: 300 pounds. He was our heavyweight. He was huge.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: And I was like, me and him would be playing
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: the same game. So he would run over me. That's crazy.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: He couldn't catch you. Whatever. That's the whole point. What
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: if he did? I'm not taking that chance. Occasionally they
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: catch you.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: He was fucking huge. I was like, I'm not taking
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: that chance.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, no.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: I wrestled at 134 pounds. I am not fucking playing football.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: You could have been a contender, Joe. Yeah, I didn't.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: Like the idea. Team sports are awesome.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: I also didn't like the idea of random people charging
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: at you and colliding.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, no, no. One in one. Let's
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: figure this out. Football, somebody's hitting you when you're not looking. Exactly.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 2: I don't like it. A lot. You're chasing someone this
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: way and someone just. Yeah, but then you get them.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: The best feeling in the world is when someone's not looking.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: And you get to fucking level them. It's so sick. Oh,
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: I bet. It was my favorite. I bet.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 4: Thankfully, I played offense. Offense, I got a lot of those.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 4: But every once in a while, we'd throw an interception.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 4: I had no idea how to pursue. A corner just run.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: I'd be, I don't know where to look. I got
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 4: laid out.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 2: It's fun. Team sports, bro. I get it. Camaraderie. You
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: like fucking hunting with those guys. That's a team sport.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 3: Not really you're all going out on your own or
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: you're going out two at a time okay yeah like
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: cam and i went together but it's you like the
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 3: thing about team sports it's awesome is the camaraderie right
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 3: that's what's awesome but we still always drive me nuts
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: when i was playing baseball i played baseball yeah i don't.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: Want to be a loser because little billy dropped the
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: ball Baseball is.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 4: Also still kind of an individual sport. There's a lot of, like,
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 4: a pitcher versus a batter.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: It was the way I played it. It's very individual.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: I sucked. You should have seen what happened to me
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: in baseball. I sucked. I sucked.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 4: I hit puberty and just lost all hand-eye coordination for
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 4: a year. Dude, my last year of playing baseball was, like,
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 4: seventh or eighth grade. I don't think I had a
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 4: hit for an entire season.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. That's hilarious.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 4: I remember fifth grade, I got hit by a pitch
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 4: from a girl. a girl pitcher, and I turned when
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 4: she was throwing it and it hit me right in
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 4: the back where I lost, the wind got knocked out
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 4: of me and I was on first base like, Isn't
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 4: that crazy?
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: It's like when you're a boy and then you hit
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: puberty and all of a sudden your body's weirdly shaped.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: It moves different. The dynamics are all different. You can't
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: walk up stairs right. You think the stairs are taller
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: than they are. It's weird. You grow. You grow. You
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: grow and your dick is hard all the time. Think
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: about those dudes. You're so distracted. Some of my friends
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: grew like a foot. In a year. In a year.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, dude, that must have hurt like hell.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Must have fucking killed. That's so crazy. You
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: just rock hard. Everything hurts. Oh, banging into things. Ow!
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: His shins are all in the way of everything. Your
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: dad's sitting there like, you fucking pussy. Dad, it hurt. Hilarious. Yeah,
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: and no one knows how to do it. No. How
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: was it having kids going through puberty? That must have
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: been crazy. And you have girls, right? Yeah, they get emotional.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 4: But they go from, like, because the only time I've
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: seen her is my niece. And it's, like, she was, like,
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: your best friend. And then there's, like, two years where it's, like.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: Uncle Shane, you don't know fucking anything. Fuck you.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 3: Luckily, our kids are not like that. They're very communicative.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 3: We have, like, a really good way of communicating with
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: each other all the time.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: There's no, like. hateful no it was I will say
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: this about them you do get some of that from
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: kids all of a sudden you notice it they get.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: Angry at you for enforcing rules and stuff but they're
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: pretty fucking cool they're really cool The thing is it's
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 3: like the whirlwind is impossible for everybody to come out flawless.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 2: Like you're getting hormones. Your whole life has changed.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: Now all of a sudden you like girls or you
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 3: like boys and your whole life is now a pursuit
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 3: of getting girls to like you or getting boys to
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: like you.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: And then you have friend groups and then everyone has
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: got a fucking– They're mean. And you all have a
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: menstrual cycle that syncs up together. They all get crazy together. Dude,
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 2: I never even thought about those weeks. How exciting. Menstrual
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: cycles are nuts.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: They smell each other and all their fucking blood syncs
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: up on the same time.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: It's disgusting. How weird is that?
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 4: And then they all get mean for a week together.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 4: That's why girls don't really have friends. Well, there's a
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 4: lot of reasons why they don't have friends.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: But think about one week a month, you and your
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: friends all are fucking nasty to each other. Yeah. That's crazy.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: It is crazy. What do you hear of more? Do
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: you hear of more.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 3: Like a girl being betrayed by one of her friends
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 3: who tries to fuck her husband? You hear about that
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 3: more than you would hear about a husband trying to
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 3: fuck someone's wife, right?
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: Because that's like a more risky move. So that's probably
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: one of the reasons why girls don't trust girls.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: Like, that bitch. She'll just... Go fuck my man. And
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: also the guy will definitely say yes. It's such an
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: easy one. It'll be a secret between us. Oh, a secret.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: Fuck right. A secret sounds good. Yeah, he might kill me,
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: but yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck it. Yeah, I'm watching this show.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 2: What is it called? The Beast in Me? The new
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: Netflix show? Bro. The reason why I brought that up,
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: there's a scene where, spoiler alert, where a cop is
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: banging this other cop. A female cop. Oh, damn. Those
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: are guys that'd be hilarious. She's married, and it's like
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: one of them things.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: You know, like, eee. There's people out there just. I
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 2: think a lot of people. Yeah. Yeah. That show is
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: fucking great, though. That Claire Danes show. Have you seen it? No,
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: I haven't. I heard it was good. Oh, it's good.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 2: I'm only a couple episodes in, but it's a good one.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: I'm about done with the revolution. That lady can fucking...
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: Keep jacking off, though. It's taking forever. Fuck it. I've
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: been watching this thing for six weeks. Keep jacking off.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: How far are you? 45 minutes. I'm jacked off. When
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: you start pressing play, it picks up where you dropped
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: it off. You're 45 minutes in the first episode. Bro, ah, man,
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: I wish I could tell you. I'm not joking. I
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: took a picture of it. It was so funny. I
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 2: jacked off to a... That was... When I finished Jacket Off,
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: this is at 1.11 in the morning today. Okay. I
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 2: looked up and the screen was a map of the
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: British invasion. As soon as I got done, I was like, oh,
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: they're invading Mohawk territory by Fort Stanwix. So you took
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: a photo of it? Took a photo. Just because it's
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: so ridiculous? It's insane to finish and look up and go,
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: what am I doing? What the fuck? That's funny. That's
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: so funny. You got to give it a watch. Shit rocks. Yeah.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 2: You're going to fucking jack off a lot.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 11: I won't.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: I started it. I started it. It's awesome. Yeah. All
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: this stuff's awesome. Ken Burns rules. He's rules. He takes
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: topics that you would go, I'm never going to watch that. Yeah.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: Fucking rules. No, he can do anything.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 4: Baseball, you go, what could be interesting about this?
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 2: The Vietnam one was excellent. Vietnam fucking ruled.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 3: You know, like he's really rare because essentially PBS just
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: lets him just put it together.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: I know. The way he wants. They don't fuck with
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: him at all. Is Trump trying to get rid of PBS?
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know. He better not. He can't get rid
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: of Ken Burns. He better not touch my Ken Burns, dude.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: My thought, though, is that he can kind of do
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 2: that anywhere now. Sure. Like he could do it on
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: YouTube and it would be massive.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: Imagine if he put a series like that out on YouTube.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 2: Does YouTube pay for that? Yeah, they pay you. No,
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: I mean after. They pay you for downloads. Yeah, but.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't they pay like Netflix would probably do it? They'd
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: probably give him the big money. Yeah. Yeah. He should
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: do HBO. A lot of his.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 3: But his stuff is so good, no one cares where
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 3: it is. They'll find it on PBS. They'll buy the
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 3: DVD or rent it online.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 2: What budget of fucking PBS is going to Ken Burns, dude?
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: That must be.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 8: 80%.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: He's their Stern. Absolutely. Absolutely. If he goes, the company collapses.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: We got one guy. We got one guy. He got
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 2: Ken Burns. Fuck. Stern just re-signed. I saw that. Good
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: for him. Good for him. I guess he still likes
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: to do it. Good. You know? How long do you
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: think you'll be doing comedy and podcasting? Do you think
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: you're ever going to get to a point in time?
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know how long I'll do podcasting. I'll probably
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: fucking forever. Right. Comedy for sure. Yeah. Stand-up for sure.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 4: But the podcasting is where I get a little, like,
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 4: you're good at it because you talk about, like, fucking
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 4: topics and things you're interested in.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 2: All I have is me. So after a while, you're like,
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 2: I don't want to keep putting myself out. You know
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Right, right, right, right, right. I know
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: what you're saying. It's good to, like, no privacy. Yeah,
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 2: I know what you're saying. Yeah. It's like.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: But you could do a podcast where you talk to
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 2: anybody as well. You could do– I could do a
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 2: history podcast if I put like– 100%. If I put
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 2: effort into it. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, you 100% could.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 3: And you could also do a history podcast where you
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 3: have an interest in a subject and you know a
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: lot about it but not like enough to do a
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 3: podcast on it and just bring an expert in and
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 3: have a conversation with him about it.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 2: That would be awesome. I've thought about it.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 4: I had a– teacher at harrisburg area community college who
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 4: was a he was a gettysburg tour he was a
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 4: tour guide and it's harrisburg area community college so no
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 4: one gave a fuck and i was taking civil war
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 4: history i was locked in this guy fucking loved me
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 4: it was me and 10 other fucking low iq guys
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 4: jacking off and i was just like oh so what
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 4: actually happened at the battle of sporting hill he was
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 4: like that's a great question it was nice tour guides
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 4: you ever go to a battlefield no Not that I
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 4: think of.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 2: Bro. Have I? Get a tour guide and go to
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: a battlefield. Shit's awesome. I don't think I ever have.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 2: Any battlefield. It's awesome. They know everything. It's their whole life.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: They just live it.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 4: They fucking are there every day. They know every single thing.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: It's a little weird. It's awesome. It's a little weird.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 2: It's a little weird, but it's cool to be a
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: part of. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. I'll go with you.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 4: You can get a guy to, like at Gettysburg, you
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 4: can get him in your car and you just drive
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 4: the battlefield.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: Why don't we just go to the Alamo? That would
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 2: be awesome. That anybody could do. I don't know much
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: about Texas history. I don't know a lot. Because it
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 2: was always... I don't know a whole lot. I know
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 2: a lot about the Texas Rangers. We'd get a Comanche tour.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 2: We could get... Ooh, that's what we'd need to get.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: There had to be a battle. Oh, yeah. But see,
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 2: it always felt like it was light cavalry and skirmishes. Well,
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of that, too. The real thing that
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 2: changed was the pistol. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 3: And they figured out how to make a revolver. Because
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 3: those dudes at Muskets did not stand a fucking chance.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, fuck.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 2: Fuck, I missed. All right. I got 15 minutes. This
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: fucker's flying at me. This guy got jacked.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: The thing about the Comanches, too, is they were really
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 3: good at riding horses and shooting arrows off the horses.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 3: So they just run right at them and fill them
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 3: up with arrows. Think about that, though. Like, you see
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 3: an Indian. You go, all right, well, this has worked before.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 3: Out east, I could just sit here and shoot at him.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 3: Guy's riding on the side of his horse, shooting arrows
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 3: at you. Yeah, hiding behind the body of his horse.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 2: He's doing tricks. And then he's going to eat my family.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: He's going to do some weird shit. They did some
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 2: weird shit to people. Did you ever read Empire of
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 2: the Summer Moon? I did. Bro. Incredible.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 3: The scene that they describe where they chop this guy's
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 3: arms and legs off and then threw him on the
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 3: fire while he was still alive to watch him squirm.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, ew. And he was like, that's why
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 2: they never surrendered. They didn't have surrender in their thought process.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 2: They were going to die or kill you. Yeah, they're
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: doing the weirdest shit. You gotta die after that. You
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 2: can't go, all right, I'll just go to jail. And
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 2: they were doing that to other Native Americans too, by
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 2: the way. That's what this was about. Their favorite thing
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 2: was to go on raiding parties. Yo. He's just trying
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 2: to sleep. Yo. Gotta cut your arms and legs off.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 2: That's why you can't have that CPAP on. You don't
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 2: hear the... You don't hear the full throttle. You ever
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 2: see Hostiles? It's Christian Bale. I don't think I did
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 2: see that one. You would love it. I'm sure I'd
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: love it. It fucking rules. I don't think I did.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 2: The opening scene is... What year was that from?
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 6: 2017?
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I definitely didn't. The opening scene is some
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 2: Comanches attacking settlers. It's fucking great. Show me what the
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 2: poster looks like. I've seen too many movies, dude. My
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 2: brain is... Hostiles rules. Does it? Yeah. No, I didn't
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: see it. I didn't see it, but I did hear
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 2: good things about it. Chalamet's in that.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 3: It's almost like there's too many fucking movies and too
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 3: many good ones slipped through the cracks.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, give it a shot. Oh, no, this is... Start
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 2: from the beginning. You can't watch this. Oh, dang.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 7: Skip ahead to get some visuals here. Again, I'm really
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 7: short on the screen.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 2: It's... They're getting attacked. This guy going, fuck it. They're
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 2: going to take the horses. I'd rather die. It looks familiar.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 2: It's great. Maybe I did see it.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 4: But you know what I'd like to see is the
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 4: Little Bighorn.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 2: Never been up there. Custer's Last Stand. That'd be a
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: cool one. Where's that? Dakota's... South Dakota? I'm a dumbass
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: if I got which one wrong. It's one of the Dakotas. Yeah,
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 2: that's gotta be weird to stand on the ground where
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 2: all those people died. That's a good one.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 4: Because he was there to hunt them and he ended
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 4: up running into the biggest congregation of Native Americans ever.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ever. Fucking smoked. They all got together.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: North. Oh, Montana? What am I? Montana. Fucking idiot. Damn.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 2: Out in the middle of nowhere.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 2: Imagine just the visual of thinking you're chasing them down
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: and you're hunting them. You're on the attack and you
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 2: go over the hill and you're like, oh, shit. No.
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 2: What is this, a reenactment?
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 7: That's just where it is.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: That's what it looks like there. They probably reenact it
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 2: every year just like the Civil War dorks do. I've
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: been to those. I love those. I go to Gettysburg.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: I go to Gettysburg and watch it. It was so sick.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. It was awesome. That was hilarious.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 2: Little big one would be a sick one. I was
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: watching this dude.
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 3: He had a truck, a YouTube video, and he was
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 3: doing some upgrade to this truck. And he pointed to
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 3: the front. license plate. And he said, oh, and here
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 3: we got a Mississippi license plate. And I was like,
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 3: what is that? Have you seen the Mississippi.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 2: Flag for the license? Was it just the Confederate flag? Kinda.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the Mississippi flag? See if you can
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 2: find the Mississippi flag. Because he had a Mississippi flag.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 2: I fucked it up.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 4: But for his front license plate. And I was like,
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 4: wait a minute. Yeah, Mississippi held it down for... I
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 4: think they might still be holding it down.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 7: It wasn't a recent update, but I think that's what
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 7: it used to look like.
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 2: Okay. That's crazy. That is so wild. Ah, so sick.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck, dude. It's fucking sick. Obviously,
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 2: I understand people having a problem with it. I get it.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 2: I bet that changed around 2021.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 3: That's kind of crazy that they kept that Confederate flag
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 3: in there for so long.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait. Yeah, 2020. For 1996 to 2020. So that's
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 2: what it was? 96. So what is it currently? Pre-96
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 2: might have been. This is current. Current. Oh, they turn
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 2: into a flower. That's what it is currently? It's a flower?
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. Well, it wasn't for this dude and his truck.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 2: State flags back then were so sick.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 4: At Gettysburg, you can see all the battle flags they had.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 2: South had some good ones. Did they?
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 4: North typically stuck with the fucking American flag, but it
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 4: was all state pride.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: It was fucking cool. They all had fucking slogans. They
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: would talk shit. It was fucking awesome. It's so cool. Yeah,
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 2: they were basically Europe. And they had reputations. It's a
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 2: bunch of countries.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 6: 1894. Wow.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 7: Took it down in 2020.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 1: I think they were doing all the rest of the
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 1: Confederate monument stuff.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 7: That's so crazy.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 2: They were like, also, Mississippi, boys, what are you doing?
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 3: Imagine if somebody still had a swastika in their flag,
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 3: and they were just rocking that.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 2: Like, what? Right? Come on. Come on. It's just a
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 2: part of it. It's historical. It's German. We're German. Part
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: of our thing. Yeah, they had good ones.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 4: And you would like that. Each group had, like, they
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 4: had reputations. Like, I think it was the Iron Brigade.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 4: It was, like, these Midwest freaks.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 2: So they were all, like.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 4: german and norwegian they were all fucking huge right and
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 4: like they wore big tall black hats to make them
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 4: even taller and like the confederate generals would see those
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 4: black hats and be like fuck get out of there
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 4: i don't know if that well whatever they ruled it's
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 4: fun there was a louisiana silly hats louisiana tigers they
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 4: would fucking get you they're a bunch.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 2: Of imagine like dressing up like look at that photo
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 2: pull that photo up again that you showed the earlier
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 2: one the one where they're all like standing there with
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 2: their suits on Imagine getting dressed up real nice to
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 2: go kill people. Look at that. That's so weird.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 3: No, I'd rather get killed by a guy fucking dressed up.
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 3: Click on the one in the upper right corner, the
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 3: left-hand thumbnails.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right there. Look at that dude. That's a good guy.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 2: He could shoot me.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 3: But just imagine. This is how you're getting dressed up
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 3: to go to war. It's so weird looking.
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 2: This is a goofy hat.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 7: Full-on pose photo with a fake background like you'd take
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 7: at school.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 2: Good point. You could do that with Marines, right? In
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: a military dress, right? No, they didn't have that. Show
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 2: them the suaves. What's a Zouave? You're going to like
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 2: their outfits. Yeah? Little gay boy outfits. Z-O-U-V-E-S, I think. Oh, boy. Swag, dude. Whoa.
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 2: Where were they? MC Hammer pants.
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 7: Where did they live?
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 2: They were in the north. They were breaking. New York? No.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 2: Really? Dude, hold this thought. I have to pee. I'm
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 2: with you. We'll be right back. So who are these
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 2: African fellows? They're from Africa? They swagger jacked the French
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 2: North African. Oh, so the other guys were where, though?
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 2: That swagger jacked them. Where were they? I think New York.
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 2: I think the Irish Brigade might have tried it. Could
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 2: be wrong.
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 3: Bro, when I first saw gangs in New York, I
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 3: was like, wait, this happened too?
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What? So these are the guys? Yeah, it's good swag.
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 2: Where did they live, though? I think if you look
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 2: up Zouave's American Civil War.
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 3: So these guys fought in the Civil War dressed like that?
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow.
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 3: Imagine you're hanging out with a bunch of dudes and
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 3: everyone's dressing like.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 2: Bro, that was the drip. That was the coolest group
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 2: of dudes. Like, look at these guys. What's with the hats?
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: That's a crazy look. So how many of those were
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 2: from the area where this is.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 1: Well, student of Chicago formed the first one.
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 2: Huh.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 3: He formed the first American company inspired by North African
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 3: light infantry known as the Zouaves that had won distinction
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 3: in both Algeria and Crimea. Bro, that part of the world.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 3: That's one of the things about like when... Russian fighters
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 3: fight in the UFC. I always have to, like, I
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 3: got my little calculations. Like, this guy, he moves real good.
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, he's from where? Oh, he's from Chechnya? Well,
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 2: he's going to win. Well, he's probably going to fuck
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 2: this guy up.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 7: Check out what the description is here.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 3: A fellow who can pull up a 110-pound dumbbell, who
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 3: can climb up an 80-foot rope hand over hand with
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 3: a barrel of flour hanging to his heels... Hanging to
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 3: his heels. I don't know what that means. Who can
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 3: jump 17 feet 4 inches high without a springboard.
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 2: 17 feet high. They must have been crazy.
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 3: Who can tie his legs in a double bow knot
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 3: around his neck without previously softening his shin bones in
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 3: a steam bath.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 2: What? What? Who can take a five-shooting revolver in each
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 2: hand and knock the spots off the ten of diamonds
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 2: at 80 paces, turning somersaults all the time and firing
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 2: every shot in the air. That's a Zouave.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 2: Whose quote is this? That's a silly quote. That guy
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 2: was gay. He was a drunk suave. He was gay
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 2: for the zaves. Yeah, I'll tell you what they could do.
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 2: This guy. This guy's doing backflips and shooting cards.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's supposed to be an exaggeration.
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 2: Of course. Of course, you can't jump fucking 20 feet.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 2: Nobody can do that. At first, I was with you, though.
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 2: He said he shot the spades at 80 yards. What
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 2: did he say, 80 paces?
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it says Americans were going nuts over the new
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 7: kind of fighting force.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 3: 80 paces is kind of crazy.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 2: How far is 80 paces? What does that mean when
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 2: they say 80 paces? I got it right. New York,
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 2: I feel good about that. So it's just like if
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 2: you just a full step? I guess. But it's everybody's
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 2: step is longer or shorter.
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 7: True.
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 2: So what is it like....
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 3: Shooting a card with a fucking musket at 80 yards.
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 2: You know how retarded that is? If you're doing a
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 2: draw or a duel against a short guy, you're fucked.
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 2: He's going to hit 10 paces real quick. Get shot
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 2: in the back. I think everybody has a count. It's ready, aim, fire.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 2: 10 paces.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 7: This is the first guy. It also says he was
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 7: the first Union officer to die in combat.
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 2: He's a dork. He was trying to wear cool clothes
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 2: and got shot.
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my first thought is, how would a law student
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 7: in Chicago have read about these guys fighting in Africa?
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 2: It was a dark.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 1: Read a newspaper article?
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 3: He probably was way too into looking good and not
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 3: really thinking about the war part of it.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 2: Just, you know? Then all of a sudden, first Manassas
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 2: comes around. There you go. We're going to whip them.
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: Watch out. They have guns, too. Yeah. There's some good
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 2: last quotes from Gettysburg. They're from just the Civil War.
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 2: They're hilarious.
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 4: Because it's guys talking like that. I just remember one
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 4: from Gettysburg where a guy's last quote was like, what
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 4: are you guys ducking for? They couldn't hit an elephant
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 4: from that distance and get shot in the head.
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 2: Who said that to him? He said it. He said
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 2: that to like a transcriber?
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 4: All of his boys were ducking and hiding behind rocks.
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 4: And he was like, come on, what are you guys.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 2: Supposed to do? They couldn't hit an elephant from this distance. Oh, popped. Yeah,
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 2: popped in the head. Tough last one. Yeah. You want
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 2: your last words to be cool.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 3: How accurate were those rifles even? Like the rifles that
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 3: they used, so they used ball, they used those.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 2: Little ball muskets, right? No, they started getting rifling. They
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 2: started getting rifling? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real bullets? So Gettysburg
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 2: was 63, so by then they were definitely technology. Right,
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 2: because the Comanche, when they were fighting the Comanche, they
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 2: had already introduced the Colt, I think in like 1850?
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 2: When did Colt invent the revolver? Oh, here it goes.
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 2: I feel like all officers have revolvers. What year is this?
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 3: So 1861 is, it says model 1861. That's a rifled musket. 1855,
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 3: that's another rifled musket. It says rifle. Okay, it doesn't
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 3: say rifled musket. It says rifle, but it has a flintlock.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 3: Like the whole thing, it looks the same. But then Navy,
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 3: Colt Navy revolver, it doesn't say what year? Oh, it
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 3: says weapons of the Civil War. So they had revolvers.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 6: At least.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, at least the officers did. And then the
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 2: cavalry had those carbines.
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 3: And yeah, scroll back up again to that image. The
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 3: one that you just showed. Oh, okay. So those bottom ones,
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 3: they look like actual rifles. That looks like a, like
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 3: a long pistol, right? So I bet they had a bullet. Right,
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 3: those aren't muskets, right?
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 7: On top of this mini ball thing.
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 4: But they definitely had, like... It seems like they had pistols.
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 4: The South definitely had some guys with some muskets coming out.
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 3: So what year did Colt invent the pistol? Because I
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 3: think they started using them, the Texas Rangers started using
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 3: them first, before the military even used them. That was
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 3: the story in Empire of the Summer Moon, right? Which
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 3: is crazy that someone wouldn't want to buy something that
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 3: can shoot five rounds.
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 2: 36, damn. Wow, 1836. The revolver. 1831, he invented the
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 2: first practical revolver in 1831, received a U.S. patent for
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 2: the revolving cylinder design on February 25th, 1836. So in 1831,
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 2: this motherfucker invented it.
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 3: 1836, he gets the patent, and nobody wanted it. They
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 3: were like, we don't want it. We don't want to
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 3: pay for your fucking crazy revolver.
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, you can stab with that. I'm an old school
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: musket guy.
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 3: I want to take 10 minutes. This guy's shot. There's
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 3: guys that are like old school in everything. There's going
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 3: to be always guys that are old school musket guys.
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 2: Look at that thing. Wow.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 3: What is that little thing on the side? Is that
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 3: the gunpowder? That doesn't make sense.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 2: Like, how did that work? When did they invent bullets?
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 7: I think they had to make their own bullets.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. They had to make their own bullets.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Of course. Yeah, right? Yeah.
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 7: If you ran out.
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 3: So you probably have the cartridges. You pack all your
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 3: bullshit in there, and you got your little fake top.
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 3: I bet they sucked. I bet half the time they
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 3: didn't go off right.
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they probably had the gun before they had the
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 7: ammo invented, right? Maybe.
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably. Probably.
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because, right, I bet the first one they had
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 3: handmade ammo. When did they start mass-producing ammo where you
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 3: could just go buy ammo?
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 7: I think that would be like World War I.
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 2: No. Well, slightly.
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 7: I've actually just read about this. I mean, a little
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 7: bit before.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 2: American Civil War, they would have mass-produced ammo.
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 7: Some, but we didn't have giant factories back then. So
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 7: they started converting factories to do stuff.
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 7: And then big war comes, and you may start making
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 7: money off of it.
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 2: So that's a problem that, like, manufacturing goes big up
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 2: when it's a nice fat war. People get real excited.
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 2: A lot of jobs. It's like, don't get addicted to that. Well,
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 2: maybe we did. Oh, we definitely did. Imagine, like, growing
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 2: up in the 50s, the kind of patriotism people must
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 2: have had after winning World War II. You'd feel so, dude,
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 2: that'd be so sick. Wouldn't it be incredible? It'd be awesome.
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 2: It must have been amazing. We were fucking Americans. We
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 2: saved the world. That was the narrative. And then Vietnam.
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 2: Fucked it all up.
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 3: And people couldn't believe it. I thought we were the
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 3: good guys. We went to the good wars. Just makes
• 2:08:08
  Speaker 3: you wonder, how many times have.
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 2: We been tricked? Like, how many times have people been tricked?
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 2: Don't get into that. A lot. Don't get into that
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 2: thought process. I love getting into that thought process. You're
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 2: going to go, wait a second. What's that, Jamie?
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 7: Celebrations of Victory Day.
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look at all these people holding up signs that
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 3: say peace. Everybody's so happy. They know they're going to
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 3: get to live. You only get that happy when you
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 3: think you were going to die. If there was no
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 3: war and these people just said, let's have a celebration
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 3: for being an American.
• 2:08:40
  Speaker 2: There's a black guy dead center. That's nice.
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 7: How do you get everybody to look at the camera?
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? One black dude dead center. Some guy
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 2: had a bullhorn. I guess. Everyone, please look. Yeah, for sure.
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 2: There was definitely one camera. We're going to take a...
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 2: That might be AI. Seems like there's too many people. No,
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 2: I believe that picture. That's AI.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 1: It's like Times Square.
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a cover of an album. It looks good.
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 2: That's a Pink Floyd album.
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe, maybe not, but it's just.
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 7: I guess if you see one camera, it wants to
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 7: be in the picture.
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that? Come on, son. What the fuck
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 2: is that? There were like four cameras. They were probably like,
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 2: holy shit, a camera's here. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Everybody look
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 2: up here. Yeah. And back then, everyone was taking orders. Also,
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 2: it might be AI. No, those are real. I believe those.
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 2: It might be a simulation. Can you imagine being there, though?
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 2: What a party. I bet everybody just fucked everybody. It's
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 2: probably the best party ever. They probably went crazy for
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 2: like days just drinking and getting your fuck on. Then
• 2:09:43
  Speaker 2: that hangover hits and you go. Oh, fuck. Back to
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 2: the bar. I got to go to work. Back to
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 2: the bar. Fuck. It's crazy. Yeah, fuck all that PTSD
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 2: those guys just got. True. Coming home, drinking a couple beers. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 2: Liberating a camp, seeing all that. Trench warfare. Yeah, World
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 2: War I trenches. How about that? Bummer. How about what
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 2: those people come back from? Watching their buddies getting eaten
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 2: by wolves. Over in. For some reason, you're in Europe.
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 2: For some reason. We're fighting Germany? Why? So you got
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 2: flown in for some reason? In World War I, why?
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 2: For the record. Well, the craziest thing in World War I,
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 2: it was a lot of crazy things, but the Fritz
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 2: Haber story. What's that? Fritz Haber is the guy that
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 2: invented Zyklon B, right?
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 3: So he invented Zyklon A. He was the first inventor
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 3: of it, but he invented it as a pesticide. And
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 3: it had a very distinct odor. And then Zyklon B,
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 3: they removed that odor.
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 2: He also invented gas. He invented a bunch of shit.
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 3: One of the things he invented is a way to
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 3: get nitrogen out of the atmosphere. It's called the Haber method.
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 3: And to this day, like 50% of the nitrogen in
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 3: people's bodies in a lot of places in the world
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 3: is through the Haber method. So that revolutionized fertilizer. So
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 3: you can get nitrogen from the air. He figured this out.
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 3: At the same time, he was using gas to fucking
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 3: kill the Allied troops with giant fans. So at the
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 3: same time, he was up for a Nobel Prize. He
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 3: was also wanted for war crimes. And he was Jewish.
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 2: So eventually- The guy who invented Cyclone B was Jewish? Yes.
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 2: And eventually he had to flee. Talk about your all-time backfires.
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 3: They kept him around for a while. They tried because
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 3: he was so valuable because he came up with the gas.
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:11:37
  Speaker 3: And then eventually he had to flee. They didn't kill him,
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 3: but they let him flee the country, and he died
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 3: on the road. He died, like, in transit.
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 2: He had a.
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 3: Bad heart, I believe. Oh, it's a terrible story, dude.
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 3: There's worse to it. His wife committed suicide in front
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 3: of him. And he left anyway to go to the
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 3: front lines, and he left his 13-year-old son with.
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 2: Her as she was dying. Yeah.
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 3: She shot herself in front of him. And he was like,
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 3: fuck it, I'm going to the front line. He was
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 3: probably going to kill himself. It's a crazy story.
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 2: Damn. Crazy story. It's a good movie.
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but imagine you've invented this thing that unquestionably helped
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 3: so many human beings. You figured out how to get
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 3: nitrogen from the atmosphere, and you could use it as
• 2:12:22
  Speaker 3: industrial fertilizer. How much food was grown? How many people
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 3: were fed? How many starving people were prevented because of
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 3: this guy's method? Again, at the same time, he figured.
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 2: Out you could just gas people, just send poison through
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 2: the air, and everybody downwind dead. Men, women, children, medical workers, dogs, cats, pigs,
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 2: fuck you. It's a cloud of poison with giant fans.
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 2: Just blowing poison towards you. Fuck. But I mean, why
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 2: is it better to shoot people? Why is it better
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 2: what we did in Hiroshima? No, it's way better. The gas? No.
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 2: Shooting people? Yes. Do you hear those stories of getting
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 2: fucking gassed? The nicest way. Those are the worst things
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 2: I've ever heard. Is a big nuke. That's the nicest.
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 2: Unless you're on the... Slight, slight outskirts. Then you're getting burned.
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 2: You know what the craziest thing that anybody said to
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 2: me on the podcast recently?
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 3: This dude was talking, we were talking about UFOs. And
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 3: one of the things that he said was that one
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 3: of the ways that they had described one of the
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 3: things that they're working on that they thought was a
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 3: back-engineered craft, the way they described it as a simultaneous
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 3: nuclear payload delivery system Meaning that the moment you want it,
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 3: or instantaneous.
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 2: Instantaneously.
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 3: It literally shows up wherever you want it to be
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 3: and delivers.
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 2: The nuclear bomb. There's no delay. There's nothing.
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 3: Because it's operating on some sort of a gravity propulsion
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 3: system that bends space around it and rockets it towards
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 3: whatever that point in time or point on the map
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 3: you want it to be instantaneously.
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 2: Imagine if the fucking.
• 2:14:10
  Speaker 3: this is the reason why the aliens haven't landed is
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 3: because we gave, they came here, they dropped off some UFOs.
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 2: They said, Hey guys, figure this out. This is how
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 2: we travel.
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 3: And we said, wouldn't it be cool to just nuke
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 3: people instantly?
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 2: We could put a gun on this thing. And that's
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 2: how they described it. Instantaneous nuclear payload delivery system.
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 3: And I was like, that might be the most terrifying
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 3: thing that any, because what kind of fucking sociopaths are
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 3: in control of, Of the UFO program, if the first
• 2:14:40
  Speaker 3: thing they do with it is figure out how to
• 2:14:42
  Speaker 3: make a nuke go instantly anywhere you want in the world.
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 2: What year did all the UFO shit start? It all
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 2: started after the bombs. When was Roswell? 47. That's straight
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 2: to fucking put a nuke on this thing. Yeah. That's
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 2: all they were thinking about. That's all they're thinking about.
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 2: That's the only thing they're thinking about. The moment we
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 2: can figure this out, we're putting a fucking nuke on it. Wait,
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 2: we can kill everybody? Yeah. They just had to drop
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 2: them out of propeller planes two years ago. Think of that.
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 2: So they go from.
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 3: Dropping it out of a fucking giant propeller plane to
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 3: two years later, supposedly this thing crashes and they're back
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 3: engineering it and like really quickly inventing the transistor, weird
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 3: scientific provenance to it. And then the other weird thing
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 3: was fiber optics. There's a lot of weird stuff after Roswell.
• 2:15:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of weird inventions.
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 4: I will say though, devil's advocate, it's 47, 48. That's
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 4: like- the whole country is inventing things for war. So
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 4: we're inventing, we're trying our hardest to invent this shit.
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, 100%.
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 3: There's just a weird story behind the transistor.
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 3: Well, you can find it, Jamie. We brought it up
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 3: the other day. It is odd when you read it.
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know how that shit works. The way to
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 3: create it, it's such a crazy invention, the way to
• 2:15:56
  Speaker 3: create it. And then there's this dispute between the guy
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 3: who was given credit for inventing it And these other
• 2:16:02
  Speaker 3: guys that were scientists, they're like, that guy's a fucking bozo.
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 3: Why did he get the credit for that? And more likely,
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 3: it was something that they got from somewhere. It's like
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 3: there's a weird leap between what they were thinking of
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 3: doing and what this is. I'm butchering it until we
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 3: get the quote. I bet back then you could just,
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 3: if somebody was a scientist and invented something, you could go.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, they just did it. I can't believe I
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 2: invented it. That guy at MIT. Wow. Bro, that's terrifying. Yeah.
• 2:16:32
  Speaker 2: That's terrifying. It's the same guy as the Brown shooting.
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 2: Is it? Is that what they're saying? How convenient. Is
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 2: he dead already? How convenient.
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 2:16:42
  Speaker 2: How convenient. I could be wrong on that. Jamie, I
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 2: know you're looking at multiple things. Is that really true?
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 4: But didn't they say the Portuguese guy who was a
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 4: physicist who did the Brown shooting?
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 3: The guy who did the Brown shooting was a physicist.
• 2:16:56
  Speaker 2: Yes. They know this for sure. I think so. Again,
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 2: this is coming out a week later. They think this
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 2: same guy- Yeah.
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 1: What?
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 3: Brown University shooting live update. Suspect in Brown and MIT
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 3: shootings found dead as motive remains unclear.
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 1: Holy.
• 2:17:15
  Speaker 3: Suspect had 200 rounds, laser sights.
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:17:26
  Speaker 3: So this is the suspect in the Brown University shooting
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 3: and the MIT shootings. So he's the suspect in both shootings.
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 3: 48-year-old Portuguese national. So he goes there and he shoots
• 2:17:40
  Speaker 3: this guy that's a fusion scientist that's working on crazy
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 3: shit and is talking about, see if you can find
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 3: the thing where he was talking about, we played it, right?
• 2:17:49
  Speaker 3: Where he was talking about the poles, the electromagnetic poles,
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 3: the north and south pole that.
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 2: They have to switch.
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 3: And if they don't switch, we lose our electromagnetic sphere
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 3: that's protecting us.
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 2: I don't believe it. Magnetosphere. I don't believe it. You
• 2:18:05
  Speaker 2: don't believe it? No. No? Too crazy? Yeah. Fuck it.
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 2: There's no way, dude. But if this guy— I'm focused
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 2: on college football. I get it. I don't—I have no—
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 2: They killed this guy, though. I have no use for
• 2:18:16
  Speaker 2: electromagnetic spheres. But if this.
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 3: Guy invented some or was onto some technology that could
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 3: revolutionize power, if he really did find, like.
• 2:18:26
  Speaker 2: Cold fusion— Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those guys get killed.
• 2:18:28
  Speaker 3: That's—I mean, when you assume, when a super brainiac nerd
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 3: dude gets killed and he's involved in some fusion project— Absolutely.
• 2:18:36
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 2:18:37
  Speaker 3: And then 24 hours later, Trump, true social, merges with
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 3: a fusion power company.
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 2: Did that happen? Yeah.
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. Are you serious? Yes. Yeah, pull that story up.
• 2:18:54
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about college football playoffs. I know. I'm thinking
• 2:18:57
  Speaker 2: about Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua. That'll be fun. There
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 2: it goes.
• 2:19:00
  Speaker 3: True social parent to merge with nuclear fusion firm in
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 3: $ 6 billion deal. By the way, it could be totally unrelated.
• 2:19:07
  Speaker 3: What a coincidence. Or, Trump Media and Technology Group, the
• 2:19:11
  Speaker 3: social media and crypto company part-owned by President Trump, said
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 3: it would help develop a utility-scale fusion power plant.
• 2:19:20
  Speaker 2: I wish that... You know what that Portuguese fellow should
• 2:19:22
  Speaker 2: have done? He should have waited until.
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 4: If he was a real Portuguese man, he would have
• 2:19:26
  Speaker 4: waited to see Cristiano Ronaldo one more time. He should
• 2:19:30
  Speaker 4: have waited until after the summer to shoot this fucking.
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 2: Here's.
• 2:19:33
  Speaker 3: A very stupid question, but a valid one. What's the
• 2:19:35
  Speaker 3: difference between fusion and fission? Do we currently use fission, correct?
• 2:19:41
  Speaker 3: Is fusion what we don't use? Which is which? That's
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 3: an insanely smart question. Because cold fusion is the holy grail.
• 2:19:51
  Speaker 3: Nuclear fission and fusion are two distinct nuclear processes that
• 2:19:54
  Speaker 3: release energy by altering atomic nuclei, but they operate in
• 2:19:57
  Speaker 3: opposite ways. Fission splits heavy atoms like uranium, while fusion
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 3: combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes.
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. So is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb?
• 2:20:09
  Speaker 2: Put that in there. JMO, bring up TJ Duckett highlights.
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 2: Just find out, please. Is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb?
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 1: I think it's fission.
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 2: It's fission? Hydrogen bomb?
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 3: But it says it combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes
• 2:20:25
  Speaker 3: in fusion.
• 2:20:28
  Speaker 2: Different process. Okay.
• 2:20:31
  Speaker 3: So cold fusion is something that they're all searching for. Oh,
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 3: the fuel is uranium and plutonium. Key differences.
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Fusion. Fusion. Yeah, so it is. No, yeah.
• 2:20:59
  Speaker 7: Fission is the trigger.
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, it uses– how weird.
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 3: It's known as a thermonuclear bomb, primarily relies on nuclear
• 2:21:06
  Speaker 3: fusion for its immense destructive power, but it uses nuclear
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 3: fission as the initial trigger.
• 2:21:12
  Speaker 2: Okay. So fission is the trigger.
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think that's what the whole movie– they're figuring
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 7: out in the Oppenheimer movie, like the uranium splitting. And
• 2:21:23
  Speaker 7: once they figured one out, then they– that's what I
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 7: got out of it.
• 2:21:27
  Speaker 2: And the bombs they make now make these the ones
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 2: they made back then look like little baby bombs.
• 2:21:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 2:21:33
  Speaker 2: Tsar Bomba?
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 7: There you go. Atomic bomb is fission only.
• 2:21:38
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 2:21:38
  Speaker 7: Hydrogen is thermonuclear. So I think it's megatons versus kilotons.
• 2:21:44
  Speaker 2: This is good. I'm going to correct someone when the
• 2:21:46
  Speaker 2: bomb goes off. We're getting nuked. I'm going to go, actually.
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 3: That looks like fission to me. Are you going to
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 3: try to whack one off if the bomb's coming? You
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 3: have 30 seconds. I didn't think I was that type
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 3: of guy.
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 2: The internet's still up. Based on fucking my experience with
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 2: Ken Burns, I might be that guy. I don't think.
• 2:22:05
  Speaker 2: I've never been scared of him. There's no sin in that.
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 2: You're going to go. You're going to go. There's no
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 2: sin in that. It is what it is. I think
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 2: that's a sin. You don't want to sin right at
• 2:22:15
  Speaker 2: the end. I don't believe it. Right at the buzzer.
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 2: I don't believe it. There's a bunch of sins I
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 2: think people made up. Jack and all? How about wearing
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 2: two different types of cloth? Well, I would never. You're
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 2: not supposed to. That's crazy.
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 3: That's crazy that you sin if you do that. If
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 3: you want to go old school, you're sinning if you
• 2:22:32
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 2:22:33
  Speaker 4: We all know there's a difference.
• 2:22:35
  Speaker 2: You have a conscience.
• 2:22:36
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 2: You know. The Jackoff conscience? You know what a sin is. Right.
• 2:22:40
  Speaker 2: Depends what you jacked off to.
• 2:22:43
  Speaker 1: This is the current website to get into the Epstein files.
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 2: You're now in line. I'm in the queue. Oh, wow.
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 2: Your estimated wait time is one minute.
• 2:22:53
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 2:22:53
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 2:22:53
  Speaker 2: Is it moving? Oh, less than a minute. Wait, we're
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 2: going to get into the episode. Look, we're about to get.
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 7: In.
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 8: 96%.
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 2: Less than a minute.
• 2:23:01
  Speaker 3: We're at 96% getting into the Epstein files.
• 2:23:03
  Speaker 7: What do you think is going to pop up first?
• 2:23:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's your turn. Holy shit.
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, we're going to see some shit. You are now
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 3: being redirected to the website. Bro, immediately a virus gets
• 2:23:13
  Speaker 3: uploaded to your computer. They get a FaceTime video of
• 2:23:16
  Speaker 3: every jerking off session you're going.
• 2:23:18
  Speaker 2: To have from now to the rest of your life.
• 2:23:20
  Speaker 2: It'll all be in a database.
• 2:23:22
  Speaker 1: First thing that starts off with a privacy notice.
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 2: Okay. Okay. Type to search court records. We're never finding shit.
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 3: What do you think is going to come out? So
• 2:23:30
  Speaker 3: this is all happening live. It just happened an hour ago.
• 2:23:32
  Speaker 2: What do you think is going to come out of
• 2:23:34
  Speaker 2: all this? I don't know.
• 2:23:34
  Speaker 4: Type in Donald Trump and search. We're going to find
• 2:23:37
  Speaker 4: out real quick what's... No results found.
• 2:23:44
  Speaker 2: Crazy. Please try a different search. Bill Clinton. The greatest president...
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 2: Bill Clinton. Saved America. 48,000 results. Yeah, here we go.
• 2:23:55
  Speaker 2: No results found. Oh, interesting. Interesting. Bill Gates. No results found. Crazy.
• 2:24:02
  Speaker 2: I guess everybody's innocent. Turns out everyone was innocent. No worries.
• 2:24:06
  Speaker 2: He was a lone horniman. Bro, I mean, you saw
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 2: the search. It's over. Okay? Case closed. Guys, can we
• 2:24:15
  Speaker 2: stop talking about FC? Get over it.
• 2:24:19
  Speaker 7: Handwritten text portions of these documents may not be electronically
• 2:24:23
  Speaker 7: searchable or produce unreliable search results. So you've got to
• 2:24:26
  Speaker 7: dig yourself.
• 2:24:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just going to have to wait. We're going
• 2:24:29
  Speaker 3: to have to wait a few days. You've got to
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 3: wait for the super nerds. Yeah, let the nerds go
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 3: through that. Get in there and go to work.
• 2:24:33
  Speaker 2: The guys not watching Alabama, Oklahoma. Or Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua.
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 2: It's going to be incredible. What do you think is
• 2:24:39
  Speaker 2: going to happen?
• 2:24:40
  Speaker 4: I think if Joshua tries as hard as just a
• 2:24:45
  Speaker 4: jab will win. A jab is going to win the fight.
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 4: He's going to. It's going to be.
• 2:24:50
  Speaker 2: Just jab the shit out of him. He's so much
• 2:24:51
  Speaker 2: taller and bigger. And he's better at boxing.
• 2:24:56
  Speaker 3: It's just crazy that he wanted to do it. That
• 2:24:58
  Speaker 3: Jake Paul wanted to fight Anthony Joshua. I wonder how
• 2:25:02
  Speaker 3: much Jake got. Oh, he must be getting an extraordinary
• 2:25:05
  Speaker 3: amount of money for this.
• 2:25:06
  Speaker 2: Because everyone's going to watch. Yeah.
• 2:25:09
  Speaker 3: Whether you're a know-it-all boxing expert type fake guy like.
• 2:25:14
  Speaker 2: Me or someone else. No, you know your boxing. I
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 2: know a little.
• 2:25:17
  Speaker 3: These guys are the real boxing experts. But the point is,
• 2:25:20
  Speaker 3: everyone's going to watch it. Even the casuals, everyone's going
• 2:25:23
  Speaker 3: to watch it.
• 2:25:23
  Speaker 2: I'm going to watch it. Because it's nuts. It's a
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 2: nutty idea. Yeah.
• 2:25:26
  Speaker 3: Like, Gervonta Davis is not the best idea. Gervonta's small.
• 2:25:30
  Speaker 3: He fights at 135. That's crazy. You can't be bigger
• 2:25:33
  Speaker 3: than the guy. But when the guy's way bigger than you,
• 2:25:35
  Speaker 3: now I'm interested.
• 2:25:36
  Speaker 2: Like, okay. For sure. Gervonta would fuck him up. Gervonta's...
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 2: Depends what... I don't know how big Jake is. He's big. He's... Yeah.
• 2:25:44
  Speaker 2: He weighed 216, and he's solid as a rock. And
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 2: Gervonta fights 135. That's way bigger.
• 2:25:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 2:25:49
  Speaker 2: That's way bigger.
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 2:25:51
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of, like, you can only, skill is awesome,
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 3: but it only goes so far when someone's that huge.
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 2: You know? Yeah, just like. Gervonta probably could fuck him
• 2:26:02
  Speaker 2: up because he's really fucking good. I heard that. There's
• 2:26:06
  Speaker 2: him knocking down in Ghana. That's what happened. That's me
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 2: and you.
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 1: Look at this.
• 2:26:10
  Speaker 2: Watch this right here. I'm Joshua. Yeah, that's you. Dude.
• 2:26:14
  Speaker 3: You do not want to get popped by this guy.
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 3: He's so big.
• 2:26:20
  Speaker 2: And he's been knocking people out forever, man. Wouldn't you
• 2:26:22
  Speaker 2: think any top heavyweight would knock out Jake Paul? Well,
• 2:26:28
  Speaker 2: there's guys he said, like, openly he doesn't want to fight. Like,
• 2:26:31
  Speaker 2: he doesn't want to fight David Benavidez. He's like, fuck that. Yeah.
• 2:26:33
  Speaker 2: I don't want to fight that guy. But he thinks
• 2:26:35
  Speaker 2: Joshua is... I don't get it, man. Benavidez is fucking terrifying.
• 2:26:40
  Speaker 2: Make no mistake about it. Without Ruiz, you could have
• 2:26:42
  Speaker 2: got Ruiz out there. Which one? Isn't that the chubby guy? Oh, Andy. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:26:51
  Speaker 2: Could have got him out. But he might not have
• 2:26:54
  Speaker 2: taken it easy. I think there's... Yeah, Andy Ruiz is dangerous.
• 2:26:57
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to find a guy who's going to take
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 2: it easy. You think Josh was going to take it easy? Well,
• 2:27:02
  Speaker 2: that's what I was saying about the speech he gave.
• 2:27:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That seems like a wild card. That
• 2:27:07
  Speaker 2: was a crazy speech. It seems like a.
• 2:27:08
  Speaker 3: Guy who's up to do whatever. I can't believe that
• 2:27:12
  Speaker 3: I never.
• 2:27:12
  Speaker 2: Saw that until you brought it up. No, no, don't
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 2: make me. It got weird, dude. I was watching it
• 2:27:19
  Speaker 2: because I like Anthony Joshua, and I was watching it going,
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 2: this is fucking crazy.
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 3: Well, when a dude outboxes you like that, he's a
• 2:27:27
  Speaker 3: smaller guy, and he outboxes you two fights in a row.
• 2:27:30
  Speaker 3: It really batters you a little bit, at least.
• 2:27:33
  Speaker 2: In one of them. There were some moments in like
• 2:27:36
  Speaker 2: the last round where he was just getting boxed up
• 2:27:38
  Speaker 2: man Usyk's so good he's so slick that guy's 38.
• 2:27:46
  Speaker 4: Post fight though I'll give anyone you can say anything
• 2:27:50
  Speaker 4: like I remember when like remember when McGregor broke his
• 2:27:53
  Speaker 4: leg yeah and everyone was like I can't believe he's
• 2:27:55
  Speaker 4: saying all this it's like dude right he was in
• 2:27:57
  Speaker 4: a fight 20 seconds ago yeah He's going to be
• 2:28:00
  Speaker 4: saying crazy shit.
• 2:28:01
  Speaker 2: And his leg's broken. He's in shock. He's in terrible pain.
• 2:28:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:28:06
  Speaker 4: Like, I don't know, post-fight interview is like, they're going
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 4: to say wild shit. They're just in a fight.
• 2:28:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. If there's ever a time where someone should have
• 2:28:14
  Speaker 2: pulled out of a fight, it's that one. Oh, because
• 2:28:16
  Speaker 2: his leg was. His leg was fucked up before that fight.
• 2:28:18
  Speaker 2: They knew it. They had done MRIs on it and shit.
• 2:28:22
  Speaker 2: They didn't know what it was.
• 2:28:23
  Speaker 3: It was probably like a deep bone bruise, but then
• 2:28:26
  Speaker 3: the next impact on it snapped it. Maybe he had
• 2:28:28
  Speaker 3: a hairline fracture or something.
• 2:28:29
  Speaker 2: It wasn't just a check. It was compromised. It wasn't much, man.
• 2:28:32
  Speaker 2: It wasn't much.
• 2:28:33
  Speaker 3: It wasn't much when you consider all the times that
• 2:28:35
  Speaker 3: it's weird because sometimes it doesn't take much. It's just
• 2:28:38
  Speaker 3: it hits the kneecap the right way or the shin
• 2:28:41
  Speaker 3: at the high spot, like the top of the shin
• 2:28:44
  Speaker 3: up here. It's so hard to break, and the flexible
• 2:28:47
  Speaker 3: part of your shin will just snap on it. But
• 2:28:49
  Speaker 3: that one didn't kind of look like that.
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 2: And then when I heard afterwards that it was already
• 2:28:54
  Speaker 2: compromised going into that fight, I'm like, oh, man, that's
• 2:28:57
  Speaker 2: a bad idea. But you think you could do anything
• 2:29:00
  Speaker 2: when you're Conor McGregor. You know, like, fuck this guy.
• 2:29:02
  Speaker 3: He beat me the first fight, but I'm going to
• 2:29:04
  Speaker 3: fuck him.
• 2:29:04
  Speaker 2: Up the second fight. Being Conor McGregor is literally being
• 2:29:07
  Speaker 2: on cocaine. Yeah. Whether you're honest or not. Bro, he
• 2:29:16
  Speaker 2: had the wildest press conferences back when he was fighting
• 2:29:18
  Speaker 2: Jose Aldo. That must have been so fun to be
• 2:29:20
  Speaker 2: at those. They were crazy. How fun was that? I
• 2:29:22
  Speaker 2: didn't go to press conferences. I watched them. Oh, really?
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 2: How about the weigh-ins, though? The weigh-ins were wild. The
• 2:29:27
  Speaker 2: whole crowd's Irish. The weigh-ins were crazy, yeah.
• 2:29:29
  Speaker 3: Well, the weigh-ins were crazy also because that's a day,
• 2:29:31
  Speaker 3: that's when they used to have to really weigh in.
• 2:29:33
  Speaker 3: So you had to get on the scale in front
• 2:29:35
  Speaker 3: of everybody. Now they have ceremonial weigh-ins. So now you
• 2:29:38
  Speaker 3: weigh in, and then you rehydrate, and then you get
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 3: on the scale, and I say official weight is 145.
• 2:29:44
  Speaker 3: Everybody cheers. So when Conor is standing there facing off
• 2:29:48
  Speaker 3: with Jose Aldo, He looks like a skeleton.
• 2:29:51
  Speaker 2: Bro, he looked. Yeah, see if you can find that.
• 2:29:53
  Speaker 2: He looked terrifying. It was crazy.
• 2:29:57
  Speaker 3: So let's see him get on the scale. That's Jose Aldo.
• 2:30:06
  Speaker 3: So Connor would get on first. Connor got on first.
• 2:30:10
  Speaker 2: Look at him.
• 2:30:11
  Speaker 3: Bro, look how sunken in he is. I mean, he
• 2:30:16
  Speaker 3: must be feeling like utter dog shit.
• 2:30:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you not faint? Finally, the wait is over.
• 2:30:21
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 2:30:21
  Speaker 7: Joe's 18th.
• 2:30:24
  Speaker 2: Connor's bugged there. You know, Connor has played it quiet
• 2:30:28
  Speaker 2: this week. He ain't playing it quiet now. Fainting again. Like,
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 2: I have to, like, get between everybody. I don't think
• 2:30:36
  Speaker 2: Jose really looks scared. Once again, the Irish fans have
• 2:30:43
  Speaker 2: come out. for the biggest UFC featherweight title fight ever.
• 2:30:49
  Speaker 2: Give us your thoughts on tomorrow night and Jose Aldo
• 2:30:53
  Speaker 2: as an opponent. You know, I'm sick of talking about Jose.
• 2:30:58
  Speaker 2: I visualize and I look at his facial features, and
• 2:31:01
  Speaker 2: I know that the soft parts of his face won't
• 2:31:04
  Speaker 2: be able to take my shots. I just want to
• 2:31:06
  Speaker 2: thank the Irish people for coming out here for me.
• 2:31:09
  Speaker 2: It means everything. Tomorrow night, I will bring that gold
• 2:31:13
  Speaker 2: home for Ireland once again. Conor McGregor, ladies and gentlemen. Bro,
• 2:31:22
  Speaker 2: that was back when he was fighting 145. That boy
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 2: was big at 145. Chugging electrolytes. Let me see what
• 2:31:27
  Speaker 2: they look like. Jose Aldo was big at 45 too, man.
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 3: Jose Aldo was one of the greatest 145 pounders ever.
• 2:31:33
  Speaker 2: Bro, not to be a psycho. I didn't know Charlie
• 2:31:36
  Speaker 2: Kirk was. Holy shit. Bro. That's Derek. It's not. He
• 2:31:44
  Speaker 2: speaks Portuguese. Trust me. It's not Charlie Kerr. Son of
• 2:31:48
  Speaker 2: a bitch. Hold on. No, no, no. I'm not making
• 2:31:50
  Speaker 2: light of anything. That looked exactly like Charlie Kerr. If
• 2:31:53
  Speaker 2: you meet him, he does it. It's just the angle. Yeah,
• 2:31:58
  Speaker 2: hold on. It's just the angle, I'm telling you. No,
• 2:32:02
  Speaker 2: you're into something. What is going on here? Crisis actors.
• 2:32:06
  Speaker 3: You ever see those people that get super obsessed with
• 2:32:08
  Speaker 3: crisis actors?
• 2:32:09
  Speaker 2: Well, hold on. That's another thing. That's a good point. Now,
• 2:32:11
  Speaker 2: look at what he looks the next day. He's all
• 2:32:13
  Speaker 2: filled in. His eyes, his face.
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's completely filled in. I wonder if back then
• 2:32:18
  Speaker 3: you were allowed to use IVs because you weighed in
• 2:32:24
  Speaker 3: the same day.
• 2:32:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, excuse me. You weighed in on the scale,
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 2: not the same day, the day before. Oh, my God.
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 3: It's the first time I've ever said he slept him, ever,
• 2:32:42
  Speaker 3: in a fight.
• 2:32:43
  Speaker 2: It just came out. Yeah. Because it was like, that's
• 2:32:45
  Speaker 2: what he did. He just slept him. That was crazy.
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 3: And the fact that he did it after months and
• 2:32:50
  Speaker 3: months and months of taunting and shit talking.
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 2: Worst case. For Aldo. Worst case. God, that blows. It blows. Yeah.
• 2:33:00
  Speaker 2: And it was just a quick, oh, that sucks. But
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 2: you ever see Aldo in his prime?
• 2:33:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:33:06
  Speaker 2: Aldo, when he was in the WEC. Didn't see that.
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 3: Bro, Aldo won't use– this is the first time in
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 3: years Aldo won't use IVs to rehydrate.
• 2:33:17
  Speaker 2: I think the band had just started.
• 2:33:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's crazy. That was when it happened?
• 2:33:27
  Speaker 1: Six months before that is when it started.
• 2:33:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, so Aldo always got big at 145, and
• 2:33:34
  Speaker 3: there was a few weigh-ins before. where he got real big,
• 2:33:38
  Speaker 3: where he had a really hard time making 145. And
• 2:33:41
  Speaker 3: then he started fighting at 135. And he just got, like,
• 2:33:44
  Speaker 3: a real good guide, like a specialist to help him
• 2:33:48
  Speaker 3: with the weight cut.
• 2:33:48
  Speaker 2: And he made it pretty easy. Nutritionist, got everything dialed in.
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 3: Just makes you think, like, if that guy was at
• 2:33:54
  Speaker 3: 35 the whole time, he was fucking everybody up at 45,
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 3: you know? Thought everybody remembers him for that fight.
• 2:34:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:34:04
  Speaker 2: That's a problem. That's a tough one. He was so good, dude.
• 2:34:08
  Speaker 2: Wasn't he still fighting? He just retired. Yeah. Yeah, just retired.
• 2:34:11
  Speaker 2: Like this year. Yeah.
• 2:34:13
  Speaker 3: I think he got a bad, like a very close decision.
• 2:34:15
  Speaker 3: Didn't go his way.
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And he retired. That's right. Zahabi. I watched it, yeah. Yeah.
• 2:34:22
  Speaker 3: He just kept going. Well, he tried to take that
• 2:34:25
  Speaker 3: dude out, and he survived. Zahabi survived. And he just
• 2:34:31
  Speaker 3: emptied the gas tank trying to take him out. And
• 2:34:33
  Speaker 3: then Zahabi was on top in the end of the fight.
• 2:34:35
  Speaker 2: Who do you like now? Who's a young guy? Because
• 2:34:37
  Speaker 2: you told me about Jack Della Maddalena a while ago.
• 2:34:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, Altaba Gautier. This guy from Cameroon.
• 2:34:46
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 2:34:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's fucking terrifying. Did he fight last? He's 185 pounds, 6'4,
• 2:34:54
  Speaker 3: built like a Greek god, smokes everybody. Everybody just gets smoked.
• 2:35:01
  Speaker 3: Did he fight last week? No, he didn't fight last week.
• 2:35:03
  Speaker 3: But I'm not sure when he's fighting again. But see
• 2:35:07
  Speaker 3: if you can find a highlight reel of his KOs.
• 2:35:10
  Speaker 2: Bro. What's his name again? Ateba Gautier. I hope I'm
• 2:35:16
  Speaker 2: saying it right. Could have never spelled that.
• 2:35:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you have to say it in a way in.
• 2:35:21
  Speaker 3: But this guy.
• 2:35:22
  Speaker 2: No, I've seen you. I've seen you fucking write them out.
• 2:35:24
  Speaker 2: I fuck it up.
• 2:35:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I fuck it up all the time. There's too
• 2:35:26
  Speaker 3: many guys. I can't remember all of them. But this guy,
• 2:35:28
  Speaker 3: just his style, however I mispronounce his name or get
• 2:35:31
  Speaker 3: it right, his fucking style.
• 2:35:33
  Speaker 2: He's terrifying. What the fuck is that guy? Bro, he's 185.
• 2:35:38
  Speaker 2: And the guy on the left, Sean Strickland, used to
• 2:35:40
  Speaker 2: be the 85-pound champion. And still one of the best
• 2:35:44
  Speaker 2: 85-pounders in the world. The Silent Assassin. Just see if
• 2:35:48
  Speaker 2: you can find a highlight reel. We got some action
• 2:35:53
  Speaker 2: of this dude just fucking people up.
• 2:35:56
  Speaker 3: Megan Levy. So, yeah, back it up a little so
• 2:35:58
  Speaker 3: we can see. Just fucking people up, dude. Terrifying power.
• 2:36:04
  Speaker 3: Super speed. Excellent technique.
• 2:36:06
  Speaker 2: Everything. Yeah. Guy's got a bunch of cats. I like that.
• 2:36:10
  Speaker 2: He lives in a house with cats. That's a psycho. Yeah.
• 2:36:11
  Speaker 2: He likes to go visit cats. Yeah. Bro, he's good, man.
• 2:36:15
  Speaker 2: He's good.
• 2:36:16
  Speaker 3: Super fucking strong, too. Very, you know, like, very big
• 2:36:20
  Speaker 3: for the weight class. And awesome striking technique, man.
• 2:36:23
  Speaker 2: How old is he? Young. Oh. Bro.
• 2:36:29
  Speaker 3: He fought this dude, and that guy was so fucking tough.
• 2:36:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he loved it. And that guy just kept waving
• 2:36:35
  Speaker 2: him in. Yeah, bro. It was, I mean, most humans...
• 2:36:39
  Speaker 2: Would have been gone before that. This guy hung in
• 2:36:41
  Speaker 2: there as long as he could. Still kicking. Still trying
• 2:36:43
  Speaker 2: to get him off him. Yeah. But that dude, he's,
• 2:36:47
  Speaker 2: that guy's the future. I feel like those, he's the future.
• 2:36:51
  Speaker 4: I feel like the jacked Africans eventually run into a nasty,
• 2:36:54
  Speaker 4: dirty white guy.
• 2:36:55
  Speaker 2: They could run into a Russian wrestler.
• 2:36:57
  Speaker 4: No, like, Ngannou Miocic is just a guy that's like
• 2:37:01
  Speaker 4: a firefighter from Cleveland.
• 2:37:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's 23?
• 2:37:04
  Speaker 3: The thing you have to recognize about Francis Ngannou, though,
• 2:37:09
  Speaker 3: Francis Ngannou, when he fought Miocic for the world title,
• 2:37:12
  Speaker 3: had only been doing MMA for, like, four years.
• 2:37:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:37:16
  Speaker 3: Like, when they had a rematch a couple years later,
• 2:37:20
  Speaker 3: Francis was a different human being.
• 2:37:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:37:23
  Speaker 3: And he fucked him up. And he was real patient.
• 2:37:25
  Speaker 2: But that first fight. First fight was crazy. That was
• 2:37:28
  Speaker 2: just a guy surviving. Yeah. Just going, he's going to die.
• 2:37:30
  Speaker 2: to get tired. Yeah. It was awesome. It was awesome.
• 2:37:33
  Speaker 3: It was like probably one of Stipe's most impressive victories
• 2:37:35
  Speaker 3: because Francis was like flatlining everybody.
• 2:37:39
  Speaker 2: And he also took a lot of shots in that fight.
• 2:37:41
  Speaker 2: He did. He ate a lot of big shots. I
• 2:37:43
  Speaker 2: was cheering for the white. Were you? Yeah. If you
• 2:37:47
  Speaker 2: don't know the sport, you go, I'm cheering for the
• 2:37:49
  Speaker 2: fucking shitty-looking white guy. I hope he wins. Who's he fighting?
• 2:37:53
  Speaker 2: The most jacked black dude of all time? Literally. Yeah.
• 2:37:56
  Speaker 2: He's a guy who has to cut weight to make
• 2:37:58
  Speaker 2: 265 natural. I'm a fan of the Mexicans, too. I'd
• 2:38:01
  Speaker 2: like to see a Mexican get in there. Oh, bro. Like,
• 2:38:03
  Speaker 2: that guy that was just taunting. That guy, that's hilarious.
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 2: They got a spirit for fighting, I'll tell you that. There's, like,
• 2:38:08
  Speaker 2: a Mexican fighting spirit. There's been so many Mexican combat
• 2:38:11
  Speaker 2: sports champions. Like.
• 2:38:14
  Speaker 3: You think about how many boxers that are like world
• 2:38:16
  Speaker 3: champions that were Mexican. The number's nuts. Julio Cesar, Chavez, Canelo,
• 2:38:22
  Speaker 3: Salvador Sanchez. You can go down the line forever and
• 2:38:24
  Speaker 3: ever and ever. There's so many Mexican champions.
• 2:38:27
  Speaker 2: They're like Jews in Nobel Peace Prize. They got their thing, bro.
• 2:38:34
  Speaker 2: It's so true. Oh, this is what I was going
• 2:38:36
  Speaker 2: to say earlier about the crisis actors. It's the same
• 2:38:38
  Speaker 2: thing as like when they go, that's a crisis actor. Right.
• 2:38:42
  Speaker 2: It's like- No, he just went.
• 2:38:43
  Speaker 4: Through the most insane, it's like interviewing a fighter after
• 2:38:47
  Speaker 4: a fight.
• 2:38:48
  Speaker 2: He's going to be weird. Right. Like, you don't know
• 2:38:50
  Speaker 2: how you would react. Yeah, you have no idea.
• 2:38:52
  Speaker 4: You go, this is a fucking crisis actor. It's like, dude,
• 2:38:55
  Speaker 4: he just went through something he didn't know was happening.
• 2:38:58
  Speaker 2: Definitely. And all of a sudden it's the worst thing ever.
• 2:39:00
  Speaker 3: But also, don't you think crisis actors are real? Like,
• 2:39:05
  Speaker 3: if you were going to pull off a major propaganda event,
• 2:39:08
  Speaker 3: And you could hire someone to pretend that something happened
• 2:39:12
  Speaker 3: and give a narrative and get that guy on camera
• 2:39:14
  Speaker 3: right away.
• 2:39:15
  Speaker 2: How many actors do you know? A lot, right? Yeah,
• 2:39:19
  Speaker 2: I know a good amount.
• 2:39:19
  Speaker 4: How many do you think would keep their fucking mouth
• 2:39:21
  Speaker 4: shut about whatever they're working on?
• 2:39:23
  Speaker 2: Zero. But here's the thing. You don't have to be
• 2:39:26
  Speaker 2: an actor to act. Of course.
• 2:39:28
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 2:39:30
  Speaker 2: Kevin Durant was really good in, not Kevin Durant. Kevin
• 2:39:33
  Speaker 2: Durant rules.
• 2:39:33
  Speaker 3: Kevin Barnett was really good.
• 2:39:35
  Speaker 2: Kevin Durant's on your brain. That's so funny. You got
• 2:39:39
  Speaker 2: fucking tarantula on the brain?
• 2:39:41
  Speaker 3: Anyway, people have acted that are not actors and done
• 2:39:45
  Speaker 3: a great job.
• 2:39:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. None of us can act. No,
• 2:39:52
  Speaker 2: but wait, crisis actors?
• 2:39:54
  Speaker 3: I genuinely don't know if that's... Well, I know that
• 2:39:57
  Speaker 3: MKUltra exists, right?
• 2:39:58
  Speaker 2: For sure. So you know they do mind control. And
• 2:40:00
  Speaker 2: you know they do regime change things. You know they
• 2:40:03
  Speaker 2: do propaganda. For sure.
• 2:40:04
  Speaker 3: Do you think they've ever put together, like, something fake?
• 2:40:08
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 2:40:08
  Speaker 4: I think maybe pulling down that statue in Iraq, they
• 2:40:12
  Speaker 4: had some fucking brown people show up and be like, yeah,
• 2:40:15
  Speaker 4: we like this. I don't think, like, Sandy Hook, a
• 2:40:18
  Speaker 4: guy getting done with Sandy Hook, his kids just died,
• 2:40:21
  Speaker 4: and right before he gets interviewed, he's, like, smiling.
• 2:40:23
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 2:40:24
  Speaker 4: No, no, of course, that's a touchy one. But, like,
• 2:40:26
  Speaker 4: people going, that's a crisis actor. Because he was smiling
• 2:40:29
  Speaker 4: before the interview.
• 2:40:30
  Speaker 2: It's like, dude, he's in, he's a, mental nut job.
• 2:40:34
  Speaker 2: His kid just got killed. Who knows what happened with
• 2:40:35
  Speaker 2: that guy. You know what I mean? Yeah, you can't.
• 2:40:37
  Speaker 2: I think it'd be tough to get American crisis actors.
• 2:40:40
  Speaker 2: I think it would be tough. Yeah. Because somebody would go,
• 2:40:43
  Speaker 2: I went to fucking middle school with that guy. For sure.
• 2:40:45
  Speaker 2: That's a good point. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. No, no,
• 2:40:47
  Speaker 2: it's a real good point.
• 2:40:48
  Speaker 4: I think it's easy to get a group of Muslims
• 2:40:50
  Speaker 4: in Iraq to be like, celebrate when we tear down
• 2:40:52
  Speaker 4: the Saddam statue.
• 2:40:54
  Speaker 3: Do you remember when Benghazi happened and then there was this,
• 2:40:58
  Speaker 3: was it Benghazi that was attached to that weird video?
• 2:41:01
  Speaker 3: There was a weird video that someone had made. It
• 2:41:04
  Speaker 3: was like an anti-Muslim video, and they were trying to
• 2:41:07
  Speaker 3: say that the attack was in response to this video.
• 2:41:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure. Do you remember?
• 2:41:12
  Speaker 3: It was something really kooky, and people were not buying it.
• 2:41:17
  Speaker 2: It was real weird.
• 2:41:18
  Speaker 3: There was some sort of American propaganda film about Muslims. God,
• 2:41:26
  Speaker 3: I don't remember it. Does any of this ring a bell, Jamie?
• 2:41:30
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 2:41:32
  Speaker 2: There was like a video that they were trying to say, oh,
• 2:41:36
  Speaker 2: they attacked us because of this video. And then everybody
• 2:41:39
  Speaker 2: was like, wait, what? And then it made more people
• 2:41:41
  Speaker 2: dig into the whole story.
• 2:41:43
  Speaker 3: Behind the thing and go, whoa, you guys are lying
• 2:41:46
  Speaker 3: about all kinds of shit.
• 2:41:47
  Speaker 2: No, they're lying about all types of shit, without a doubt. Always.
• 2:41:49
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, after a school shooting or like a
• 2:41:54
  Speaker 4: thing in America, like having.
• 2:41:57
  Speaker 2: Fake actors. It seems impossible. Seems impossible to me. It
• 2:42:00
  Speaker 2: seems impossible. Not because I don't think they would like
• 2:42:03
  Speaker 2: to do that. Right. It just seems like you couldn't
• 2:42:06
  Speaker 2: pull it off. Yeah. But they definitely use agent provocateurs.
• 2:42:11
  Speaker 2: Without a doubt.
• 2:42:11
  Speaker 3: They definitely did at the Capitol.
• 2:42:13
  Speaker 2: Without a doubt. They used guys that pretended to be patriots. Yeah.
• 2:42:19
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 2:42:20
  Speaker 3: The Innocence of Muslims. That's the film.
• 2:42:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:42:22
  Speaker 3: The amateur film created by Nakula Nakula. That's a real person?
• 2:42:26
  Speaker 3: Nakula Nakula is a real person?
• 2:42:29
  Speaker 2: No. That's crazy. Yeah, right. Couldn't even name him. The
• 2:42:34
  Speaker 2: fucking CIA is so lazy. There's a drawing of him.
• 2:42:36
  Speaker 2: That's him. That's me. Nakula Nakula. You know me. All
• 2:42:41
  Speaker 2: we got is a drawing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a
• 2:42:44
  Speaker 2: fucking drawing of this guy. Go back to... Wasn't it
• 2:42:48
  Speaker 2: kind of like hot?
• 2:42:49
  Speaker 3: So it depicted the Prophet Muhammad in a derogatory manner,
• 2:42:53
  Speaker 3: sparking widespread anger and protests across the Islamic world, including
• 2:42:57
  Speaker 3: Cairo and Benghazi Libya. So the Obama administration initially described
• 2:43:04
  Speaker 3: the attack as a spontaneous reaction to these protests, a
• 2:43:08
  Speaker 3: narrative that faced immediate criticism from conservatives who believed it
• 2:43:11
  Speaker 3: was a premeditated terror attack.
• 2:43:14
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh.
• 2:43:15
  Speaker 3: The film fueled initial anger. Intelligence later suggested a more
• 2:43:19
  Speaker 3: organized terror element with attackers having specific knowledge of the
• 2:43:22
  Speaker 3: compound and its security. Yeah, that's the story. So they
• 2:43:26
  Speaker 3: try to blame it on people freaking out because of
• 2:43:28
  Speaker 3: the video. And even the whole making of the video,
• 2:43:32
  Speaker 3: what is the controversy behind.
• 2:43:34
  Speaker 2: The making of the video?
• 2:43:35
  Speaker 3: Is there any connections to shenanigans with the making of
• 2:43:38
  Speaker 3: the video?
• 2:43:39
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 2:43:40
  Speaker 2: Like intelligence agencies?
• 2:43:41
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:43:43
  Speaker 2: Probably. Probably. I wish the CIA would talk to me.
• 2:43:49
  Speaker 2: You think? What would they tell you? I'm going to go, bro,
• 2:43:51
  Speaker 2: keep it up. Good job. We like it. We like you.
• 2:43:55
  Speaker 2: We like your vibe. I go, dude, I fuck with
• 2:43:56
  Speaker 2: you guys. I fucking hated JFK. Whoa. Is that what
• 2:44:00
  Speaker 2: you'd say? Yeah, I go, bro, sick job. I think
• 2:44:02
  Speaker 2: these guys probably all like JFK. I like JFK. Yeah.
• 2:44:06
  Speaker 2: I think you got to be careful because some of
• 2:44:07
  Speaker 2: those guys didn't like the old guard. We're different. The CIA.
• 2:44:11
  Speaker 2: We're doing things actually in America's interest. What do you
• 2:44:14
  Speaker 2: think they're up to? Who knows? They're not up to nothing.
• 2:44:18
  Speaker 2: Tell you that. They're doing something. It's not like they're
• 2:44:23
  Speaker 2: just chilling. You know, they're definitely up to something.
• 2:44:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:44:27
  Speaker 2: I'd ask Mike Baker, but he's very coy. He is.
• 2:44:30
  Speaker 2: Very coy with those answers. You ever get the CIA
• 2:44:31
  Speaker 2: boys coming? What do you mean? Have they ever talked
• 2:44:34
  Speaker 2: to you? Him? Him? Yeah. I mean, he doesn't work
• 2:44:37
  Speaker 2: for the CIA anymore, Shane Gillis. He's retired now. For sure.
• 2:44:41
  Speaker 2: He has zero connection with them now. But then he
• 2:44:42
  Speaker 2: just goes on the biggest platform in the world. Every
• 2:44:44
  Speaker 2: now and again. Yeah, I'm sure he's done.
• 2:44:47
  Speaker 3: It's interesting hearing his perspective, because you've got to know
• 2:44:50
  Speaker 3: how they think. What are the top brass? What's their
• 2:44:53
  Speaker 3: objectives with all this fucking super spy shit?
• 2:44:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know what? This comes out when? I bet
• 2:44:59
  Speaker 2: we're at war with Venezuela. Do you think that's real?
• 2:45:02
  Speaker 2: They're going for it, right? I thought they weren't. I
• 2:45:04
  Speaker 2: thought they decided not to. I hope not. I don't
• 2:45:06
  Speaker 2: think anybody's going to really support that at all. No.
• 2:45:10
  Speaker 3: It would be a terrible idea, but also those plaques.
• 2:45:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't give a fuck. Those plaques are a
• 2:45:14
  Speaker 2: fucking terrible idea. He obviously doesn't give a fuck. The tweet.
• 2:45:17
  Speaker 2: The tweet's a terrible idea. Yeah. I know. Yeah, why
• 2:45:24
  Speaker 2: the fuck would we ever do that?
• 2:45:26
  Speaker 6: No.
• 2:45:26
  Speaker 2: I don't. I hope not.
• 2:45:28
  Speaker 3: Trump and top aides refuse to rule out war with Venezuela.
• 2:45:30
  Speaker 2: All right, that's fair. That's fair. I know what that
• 2:45:32
  Speaker 2: article is.
• 2:45:32
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's orders Venezuelan Navy to escort oil tankers after
• 2:45:36
  Speaker 3: seizure by U.S.
• 2:45:38
  Speaker 2: Forces.
• 2:45:39
  Speaker 4: I understand the refuse. They're saying refuse to rule it out.
• 2:45:42
  Speaker 4: That just means some reporter was there like, will you
• 2:45:44
  Speaker 4: do that? And he was like, shut up.
• 2:45:46
  Speaker 2: Quiet.
• 2:45:46
  Speaker 8: Quiet, Peggy.
• 2:45:47
  Speaker 2: So it seems... Quiet, Peggy.
• 2:45:49
  Speaker 3: So it's... Refused to rule out the potential for open
• 2:45:53
  Speaker 3: conflict as Nicolas Maduro urged his Navy to escort oil
• 2:45:56
  Speaker 3: tankers to find the largest U.S. fleet deployed in the
• 2:46:00
  Speaker 3: region in decades. In an interview broadcast on Friday morning,
• 2:46:03
  Speaker 3: Donald Trump told NBC News that going to war with
• 2:46:05
  Speaker 3: Maduro's regime remains.
• 2:46:07
  Speaker 2: On the table.
• 2:46:08
  Speaker 3: I don't rule it out, no, he said in a
• 2:46:09
  Speaker 3: phone interview with the network. And at a year-end press
• 2:46:13
  Speaker 3: conference at the State Department, Marco Rubio doubled down on
• 2:46:16
  Speaker 3: remarks by other Trump advisors that U.S. could coerce Maduro
• 2:46:21
  Speaker 3: through its campaign of strikes on alleged drug boats traveling
• 2:46:24
  Speaker 3: towards the United States.
• 2:46:25
  Speaker 2: Why are we letting Marco Rubio say shit? I don't know.
• 2:46:30
  Speaker 2: What were we talking about Rubio earlier? What was it?
• 2:46:33
  Speaker 2: He was talking shit again. What was earlier?
• 2:46:35
  Speaker 3: What was it about? It was early in the podcast,
• 2:46:37
  Speaker 3: like three hours ago.
• 2:46:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, about deporting that girl. That's right. He was like, yeah,
• 2:46:41
  Speaker 2: we didn't give you that visa. Bro, no one elected you.
• 2:46:45
  Speaker 2: You lost. You got made fun of. You were little Marco.
• 2:46:49
  Speaker 2: You were sweaty little Marco. I remember. He's the guy
• 2:46:53
  Speaker 2: that's going to release all the UFO docs. Oh, is he?
• 2:46:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:46:56
  Speaker 2: All right, well then, cool. Allegedly. That's what they do
• 2:46:59
  Speaker 2: to get us to keep voting. They go, yo, Epstein files?
• 2:47:01
  Speaker 2: We got them. We got it. Just look up Bill Gates. Nothing. Yo,
• 2:47:06
  Speaker 2: vote for us. We're going to get the Epstein files.
• 2:47:08
  Speaker 2: The UFOs, that's the real thing. It's the most important thing.
• 2:47:12
  Speaker 2: We're working on that right now. I'm real close. I'm
• 2:47:14
  Speaker 2: gonna get a skiff I don't know I'll be right
• 2:47:16
  Speaker 2: back I've been around the country I think we got
• 2:47:18
  Speaker 2: bigger fish to fry there's a lot of fish fucking
• 2:47:20
  Speaker 2: UFOs bro there was this lady who did this video
• 2:47:23
  Speaker 2: who just went to Los Angeles for five days and
• 2:47:27
  Speaker 2: was talking about how she hadn't been there in a
• 2:47:29
  Speaker 2: long time and what it was like and she said
• 2:47:32
  Speaker 2: that Skid Row is 50 how many blocks is Skid
• 2:47:35
  Speaker 2: Row because I swear she said it's 50 blocks no Campy. Campy.
• 2:47:40
  Speaker 2: It's the whole city.
• 2:47:40
  Speaker 1: It's like downtown.
• 2:47:42
  Speaker 2: How many blocks is it?
• 2:47:42
  Speaker 3: Downtown's 50 blocks.
• 2:47:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, it is. How many blocks is Skid Row? How
• 2:47:50
  Speaker 2: do you even measure things by blocks? Blocks aren't universally
• 2:47:53
  Speaker 2: the same size, are they? Look at that. 50 blocks?
• 2:47:56
  Speaker 1: It's roughly 50 or 54 blocks.
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  Speaker 7: It's a quarter mile. Square quarter mile.
• 2:48:01
  Speaker 3: It's a quarter mile of chaos. Do you know how
• 2:48:04
  Speaker 3: crazy that is?
• 2:48:05
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 2:48:05
  Speaker 3: You know how crazy that is? That's how bad Skid
• 2:48:08
  Speaker 3: Row is. And she said, you don't understand it until
• 2:48:11
  Speaker 3: you get there. And she said the entire city has
• 2:48:14
  Speaker 3: a heavy feel to it. Like it doesn't feel right.
• 2:48:18
  Speaker 3: Like it feels off.
• 2:48:23
  Speaker 2: Is that a real sign? Skid Row, you want to
• 2:48:26
  Speaker 2: be a loser? Wait, hold on. Skid Row is actually
• 2:48:29
  Speaker 2: the name of it? Yeah. Oh, I thought it was like.
• 2:48:31
  Speaker 1: You got to go down there and check it out, bro.
• 2:48:33
  Speaker 2: I've been. It's complete insanity. You got to go to
• 2:48:35
  Speaker 2: Kensington and Allegheny.
• 2:48:37
  Speaker 3: They've shut down the streets. Fire that up. Give me
• 2:48:40
  Speaker 3: some Google images. People just live in there. Just living
• 2:48:43
  Speaker 3: on the streets.
• 2:48:43
  Speaker 2: K & A in Philly. But this is crazy. This
• 2:48:46
  Speaker 2: is 50 blocks.
• 2:48:47
  Speaker 3: Whatever you guys got is a tiny little bitch ass
• 2:48:50
  Speaker 3: Skid Row.
• 2:48:50
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. No, no, no. We're doing the real deal.
• 2:48:52
  Speaker 2: You went from the big Skid Row to little bitch
• 2:48:54
  Speaker 2: ass Skid Row. No, no, no. How many blocks you got?
• 2:48:56
  Speaker 2: We're the epicenter of heroin. Let's take a bet.
• 2:48:58
  Speaker 1: I'd say Philly was there before Skid Row.
• 2:48:59
  Speaker 2: No, no. I would say Philly's got it way worse. Really?
• 2:49:04
  Speaker 2: More blocks? Not more people.
• 2:49:05
  Speaker 6: No.
• 2:49:05
  Speaker 8: No.
• 2:49:06
  Speaker 2: But that. It's that for.
• 2:49:09
  Speaker 3: But that's Skid Row 2, man. I think it's the same.
• 2:49:12
  Speaker 3: I think derelicts are the same everywhere. But here they
• 2:49:14
  Speaker 3: could freeze to death.
• 2:49:15
  Speaker 2: That is the difference. That's the difference. They're a little
• 2:49:18
  Speaker 2: more hardcore. Yeah, I can't say. I don't know. Philly
• 2:49:22
  Speaker 2: ones can freeze to death. K & A is. Bad.
• 2:49:25
  Speaker 2: I think it's the worst place I've seen in America.
• 2:49:28
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
• 2:49:29
  Speaker 4: Although I was just in Portland and that shit is
• 2:49:35
  Speaker 4: such a cool city. It's like going to San Francisco
• 2:49:37
  Speaker 4: where you're like, damn, this is an awesome city.
• 2:49:40
  Speaker 2: It's just fucked up. But I don't want to.
• 2:49:46
  Speaker 2: The homelessness problem is a real... It's a real crazy issue.
• 2:49:51
  Speaker 4: And no one can come up with a solution. Because
• 2:49:54
  Speaker 4: it might be the result of an issue that already
• 2:49:56
  Speaker 4: happened and now it's too late to fix.
• 2:49:59
  Speaker 2: And how do you fix it? I don't know. I
• 2:50:01
  Speaker 2: haven't heard one good fucking answer. Nope. Not one. Other
• 2:50:06
  Speaker 2: than just every single person I know going, fucking city sucks.
• 2:50:10
  Speaker 2: There's no solution.
• 2:50:11
  Speaker 3: Also, they're throwing so much money at the problem and
• 2:50:14
  Speaker 3: it's not getting at all better, which is not a
• 2:50:16
  Speaker 3: good sign. That usually means there's a hole in your bucket,
• 2:50:19
  Speaker 3: dear Lila.
• 2:50:20
  Speaker 2: I bet there's a hole in the bucket. I bet
• 2:50:22
  Speaker 2: there is. There is a hole.
• 2:50:24
  Speaker 3: They've proven it. There's people that are making a ton
• 2:50:26
  Speaker 3: of money. It's a whole complex of people that are
• 2:50:28
  Speaker 3: making a ton of money.
• 2:50:29
  Speaker 2: Working on homelessness. That's how it is.
• 2:50:31
  Speaker 4: Anytime there's an issue, somebody's going to be making a
• 2:50:33
  Speaker 4: fuck ton of money on it.
• 2:50:34
  Speaker 2: Always. People are dirty. Didn't the Clintons make a fuck
• 2:50:37
  Speaker 2: ton of money on Haiti? Did they? I don't know. Allegedly.
• 2:50:41
  Speaker 2: Did they? They made money on Haiti? Put that into perplexity.
• 2:50:45
  Speaker 2: How would they have made money on Haiti? I think
• 2:50:48
  Speaker 2: they just took some of the donations. What happened? Fuck
• 2:50:53
  Speaker 2: if I know. I think somebody owned a fucking mine
• 2:50:55
  Speaker 2: down there. Didn't like a rapper wind up going to
• 2:50:57
  Speaker 2: jail for that? Yeah, he went to jail, right? I
• 2:51:01
  Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know what that was about.
• 2:51:02
  Speaker 3: Or he got arrested and sentenced if he hasn't gone
• 2:51:06
  Speaker 3: to jail.
• 2:51:07
  Speaker 11: Sentenced to 14 years in prison for major foreign influence scheme,
• 2:51:10
  Speaker 11: including illegally funding millions of dollars from Malaysian financer Joe
• 2:51:14
  Speaker 11: Lowe to former President Barack Obama's 2012 campaign lobbying for China.
• 2:51:19
  Speaker 2: Whoa. You think that would be a bigger story? Whoa.
• 2:51:22
  Speaker 6: Whoa.
• 2:51:24
  Speaker 2: What is he from again? The Fugees. The Fugees. Oh, damn.
• 2:51:28
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. They took two hits. Because Lauryn Hill. He
• 2:51:31
  Speaker 2: did a good documentary.
• 2:51:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:51:32
  Speaker 7: Let's get a row.
• 2:51:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's crazy.
• 2:51:34
  Speaker 1: Spent the night down there for a few days.
• 2:51:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, he probably took the, he probably was holding the bag, dude.
• 2:51:39
  Speaker 3: They got Lauryn Hill for tax evasion, remember?
• 2:51:41
  Speaker 2: They put her away. They hate the Fugees. Bro, that's crazy. Yeah.
• 2:51:46
  Speaker 2: Wyclef Jean's Haitian.
• 2:51:46
  Speaker 3: But it seems like this dude was involved.
• 2:51:49
  Speaker 2: It seems like the Fugees might have been up to
• 2:51:52
  Speaker 2: no good. White Clef John, I love that Stayin' Alive version.
• 2:51:57
  Speaker 2: He rules. Oh, he rules. But he had an issue
• 2:52:00
  Speaker 2: with Haiti too, right? He's Haitian. Right, but wasn't there like... Probably.
• 2:52:05
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of the money got funny down there.
• 2:52:11
  Speaker 2: As it will do when money is... The worst thing
• 2:52:14
  Speaker 2: I've ever seen is a documentary on Haitian prisons. Oh, no.
• 2:52:18
  Speaker 2: You want to see? Bro, it's like fucking 90 people
• 2:52:20
  Speaker 2: in a cell.
• 2:52:21
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 2:52:22
  Speaker 2: That's designed to fit like 10 people.
• 2:52:24
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 2:52:24
  Speaker 4: And also there's no due process because they can't process everybody.
• 2:52:29
  Speaker 4: So there's guys in there that are like, yo, I
• 2:52:30
  Speaker 4: didn't do anything and I'm here for 15 years.
• 2:52:33
  Speaker 2: And then there's an earthquake and everyone gets out. Oh,
• 2:52:36
  Speaker 2: my God. And then they go, I think that guy
• 2:52:39
  Speaker 2: was in prison. Pick him up.
• 2:52:41
  Speaker 4: It's just a fucking guy who's like, yeah, I wasn't.
• 2:52:44
  Speaker 4: Now you're in the worst prison on earth.
• 2:52:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a tough one.
• 2:52:49
  Speaker 3: No verified evidence shows Bill or Hillary Clinton personally profited
• 2:52:53
  Speaker 3: or received salaries from Haiti-related activities through the Clinton Foundation.
• 2:52:57
  Speaker 2: The foundation raised around $ 30 to $ 500 million. What?
• 2:53:04
  Speaker 3: For Haiti, post-2010 earthquake, directing funds to aid groups, investments,
• 2:53:10
  Speaker 3: and projects like hotels and factories without taking administrative overhead.
• 2:53:15
  Speaker 3: You get $ 500 million, they're not going to notice $ 15 million. Shane,
• 2:53:19
  Speaker 3: don't you just read AI and just recognize the truth
• 2:53:23
  Speaker 3: and stop being a conspiracy theorist?
• 2:53:25
  Speaker 4: I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm thinking about the college
• 2:53:27
  Speaker 4: football playoff, which has a lot of conspiracies.
• 2:53:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? The Protestants formed against the Irish. Oh, no.
• 2:53:33
  Speaker 4: All the Southern Protestants joined against the Catholics. Taylor's oldest time.
• 2:53:38
  Speaker 4: It's IRA versus... Last time they tried to join against us,
• 2:53:41
  Speaker 4: we marched down there and burned down their fucking cities.
• 2:53:44
  Speaker 2: So watch out. It's crazy because sports are like a
• 2:53:49
  Speaker 2: substitute for war. You'd think we'd have more presidents, the Catholics. Yeah,
• 2:53:54
  Speaker 2: they only had one. Biden, too. Oh, Biden's Catholic. We
• 2:53:57
  Speaker 2: got Biden. Allegedly.
• 2:53:58
  Speaker 8: True.
• 2:53:59
  Speaker 2: We only got one. He got shot, and then Biden
• 2:54:01
  Speaker 2: was doing auto sign. Give us a good one. Yeah.
• 2:54:06
  Speaker 2: You got anybody in mind? Fuentes. Nick Fuentes? He could
• 2:54:12
  Speaker 2: probably win in a few years. Hold on. Let's talk. Listen,
• 2:54:15
  Speaker 2: he couldn't have existed before, right?
• 2:54:17
  Speaker 3: 20 years ago, couldn't have existed.
• 2:54:20
  Speaker 2: Now, super popular. What's 20 years from now look like?
• 2:54:23
  Speaker 2: You know, maybe someone like that can win. Well, we'll see.
• 2:54:27
  Speaker 2: I gotta be so bad. We gotta wrap this up anyway.
• 2:54:30
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, 418. We got that one at the buzzer.
• 2:54:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:54:33
  Speaker 3: Well, listen, I will say this about it. It's fascinating
• 2:54:38
  Speaker 3: to watch that there's like a whole group of people
• 2:54:44
  Speaker 3: that feel very unrepresented in the world. And especially like
• 2:54:49
  Speaker 3: young men. And here you got this young guy with
• 2:54:51
  Speaker 3: a very high verbal IQ. And he also does a
• 2:54:55
  Speaker 3: lot of shit posting, a lot of talking shit, a
• 2:54:57
  Speaker 3: lot of trolling, says women shouldn't be allowed to vote.
• 2:55:00
  Speaker 2: This is wild shit.
• 2:55:02
  Speaker 3: And that Piers Morgan thing is like, bro, that was
• 2:55:07
  Speaker 3: like an expert. sparring with someone who thought they were
• 2:55:11
  Speaker 3: an expert.
• 2:55:12
  Speaker 2: Sure. They're playing two totally different games.
• 2:55:14
  Speaker 4: And it's also the thing that people try to get
• 2:55:17
  Speaker 4: Fuentes on is he's still funny as fuck.
• 2:55:19
  Speaker 2: It's funny.
• 2:55:20
  Speaker 3: So that's where you're in a lot of trouble. When
• 2:55:21
  Speaker 3: he hits him, do you think you made jokes about
• 2:55:23
  Speaker 3: the Holocaust?
• 2:55:24
  Speaker 2: He goes, too soon. Like, dude. He's wild. You could see,
• 2:55:30
  Speaker 2: but you could see Piers going, oh, fuck. When he
• 2:55:32
  Speaker 2: was like, me mom died. I was like, holy shit.
• 2:55:36
  Speaker 3: Bro, he got hit. He got hit with a missile
• 2:55:38
  Speaker 3: on that one too soon. Too soon, I was like, oh,
• 2:55:41
  Speaker 3: my God.
• 2:55:41
  Speaker 7: I don't know if this is AI or not, but
• 2:55:42
  Speaker 7: this photo just popped up online.
• 2:55:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. What is that? Hey, I'm just having a
• 2:55:47
  Speaker 2: good time. He got hit from a block? There's a block.
• 2:55:51
  Speaker 2: He got hit from a Polish person, a blockhead? Yeah. Well, duh. Well, duh.
• 2:55:59
  Speaker 2: That's like, duh. Trump or fucking Clinton got a head
• 2:56:02
  Speaker 2: in a hot tub? Can you imagine if you were
• 2:56:04
  Speaker 2: one of those guys and you were like, finally, I
• 2:56:06
  Speaker 2: got a place where I can get my free call?
• 2:56:08
  Speaker 2: I will say, dude, you ever try to get a
• 2:56:10
  Speaker 2: head in a hot tub? That seems gross. It's fucking impossible.
• 2:56:13
  Speaker 2: Let's go inside. This is nuts. I appreciate your enthusiasm.
• 2:56:19
  Speaker 2: This is not ideal. Now I'm like, barely hard. It's
• 2:56:22
  Speaker 2: fucking water's chemical smell. Don't give me head in the
• 2:56:26
  Speaker 2: hot tub. You shouldn't get that on your mouth anyway.
• 2:56:29
  Speaker 3: Fucking chemical water from that hot tub destroying your endocrine system.
• 2:56:33
  Speaker 2: All right. All right. Good shit. Thank you. It was
• 2:56:36
  Speaker 2: a lot of fun. Bye, everybody.