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SALT LAKE CITY PREMIERE RECAP! · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
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Speaker 2: Darlings. Hello and welcome in. What a day it is today? Bye, golly,
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Speaker 2: bye gosh. Can you believe that it is Thursday, September nineteenth,
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Speaker 2: and today we get to recap the premiere of Salt
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Speaker 2: Lake City. Welcome in, everybody, and welcome Emily. Theresa's woo Amy,
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Speaker 2: there's our Salt Lake City. Drop Emily. How you feeling?
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Speaker 2: How you doing? I'm this gorgeous California Thursday.
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Speaker 3: I'm feeling.
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Speaker 4: Energized by that cold open, Oh, salt Lake for from Oh,
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Speaker 4: these editors, these producers really took it to the next level.
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Speaker 2: I mean, shall we begin by just jumping right into
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Speaker 2: Salt Lake City? Duh, it's the premiere. It's so exciting.
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Speaker 2: We're here, We've waited for it, and they showed up
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Speaker 2: and looks like they're going to be showing up all
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Speaker 2: season long. Now let's talk about this cold let's talk
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Speaker 2: about this intro.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole thing, I mean, through the the whole thing,
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Speaker 3: because it was like we had Heather's voiceover about pulling
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Speaker 3: the curtain back.
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Speaker 4: And sorry, here's.
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Speaker 2: Heather in her very fancy shirt and camouflage spandex workout pants.
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Speaker 2: Sitting in the chair. I was like, all right, ladies,
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Speaker 2: it's time to just dress from head to toe, you
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Speaker 2: know what I mean.
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Speaker 3: But I loved it because it's the it's she said,
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Speaker 3: were showing you everything, and we've just never seen that before.
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Speaker 3: They're probably all of the wives.
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Speaker 2: Do we have seen that? No, they all do that,
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Speaker 2: and we have seen that.
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Speaker 3: Well we've seen it in the actual like like the show.
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Speaker 2: Oh well, maybe you're right about that. Maybe we haven't
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Speaker 2: seen it in the actual.
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Speaker 3: Show because I know, like on on their socials we
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Speaker 3: see it. Yeah, the show to actually.
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Speaker 2: Okay, bring fair point. I'll give you that welcome in
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Speaker 2: on your points. Good job. Okay. So we're showing you
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Speaker 2: everything and they pull back and she's all, look at night,
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Speaker 2: me and my skinny little ass in my new house.
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Speaker 3: Yeah that house. Also, I noticed it. You Oh what
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Speaker 3: were you going to say?
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Speaker 1: No?
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Speaker 2: I was going to say, keep talking. If the music happens, Emily,
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Speaker 2: just keep going. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: The opening also, they totally took a page from the
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Speaker 3: Pump Rules crowd.
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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, Oh, I was gonna say they
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Speaker 2: took a page from the Kardashians, because that was a
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Speaker 2: Kardashian opening. I don't know. I don't even really watch
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Speaker 2: the I don't watch the Kardashians.
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Speaker 3: I don't. I don't either. I love two years.
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Speaker 2: Ago, okay, two years ago when they had this all
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Speaker 2: new this is before like Ellen was canceled because when
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Speaker 2: they had this big new show coming back. Oh, when
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Speaker 2: they went to Netflix, lu sorry, when they went to Hulu.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, the first.
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Speaker 2: Show out of the gates of Hulu. I watched that
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Speaker 2: first episode and their intro was spectacular. It was them
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Speaker 2: going in the houses like that, all the way through
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Speaker 2: the house out, yes, and out, and then to another
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Speaker 2: person's house over the hills, and then to like their
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Speaker 2: workplace in in this and out and over to Kim.
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Speaker 2: So that was full on Kardashian. Yes, I think that
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Speaker 2: vander Pump took a page from Kardashian's book. But I
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Speaker 2: remember that because, uh, I was blown away by that opening.
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Speaker 2: And when Chris Who's so pretty, was on the Ellen
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Speaker 2: Degenerate show, you know, they're friends, and Chris is like,
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Speaker 2: did you see the opening?
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Speaker 3: Ellen?
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Speaker 2: And Ellen's like, uh, great, Yeah, the show's great, and
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Speaker 2: she's like the did you see how pretty it was?
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Speaker 2: And she's like and she's like the opening, Allen, and
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Speaker 2: she's like, well, I don't know what you're talking about.
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Speaker 2: She's like, didn't you see the pretty open? I mean,
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Speaker 2: Ellen didn't missed it. She didn't know what Chris was
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Speaker 2: talking about. And they just sat in this miscommunication for
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Speaker 2: a good forty five seconds. And I was like, Ellen,
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Speaker 2: it was an enormous opening that was like cinematic, you know,
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Speaker 2: it was like Scorsese for reality television. And Chris is
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Speaker 2: trying to point this out and Ellen could give two shits.
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Speaker 2: But anyway, so we're getting back to the Mormon, the
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Speaker 2: Mormon version of that.
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Speaker 3: I could see Ellen never she probably hasn't watched TV
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Speaker 3: and twenty years, so watch watch it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, great, yeah, great, great show, great opening. What Chris,
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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Dance, But everything's
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Speaker 2: white again, just like those Mormon Salt Lake City people
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Speaker 2: love a white decor.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, And you know, everything always feels so fresh, and
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Speaker 3: it all looks very expensive. But I think it's just
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Speaker 3: because it looks fresh and clean.
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Speaker 2: Yes, And they're like these new houses that don't have
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Speaker 2: a mark on them, you know, because Heather's house looks
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Speaker 2: like new construction, so does Whitney's.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, now do you remember the news about Whitney not
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Speaker 3: filming at her actual house this for this upcoming season,
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Speaker 3: Like she really, we have our filming house and then
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Speaker 3: we have our live in house. She's I thought on
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Speaker 3: one of these podcasts like Biofiles or something, so I
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Speaker 3: don't know, maybe the darlings can clear that up.
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Speaker 2: I was like, our house is a villain, and it's not.
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Speaker 2: We can't film a nette because it's a villain house.
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Speaker 3: The house of villains Jack's and Lisa Barlow.
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Speaker 2: And Teresa Judacey. So your house is a villain, Whitney.
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Speaker 2: Oh how convenient. Everyone's a villain. I'll be your villain.
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Speaker 2: I'll be your house a villain, Whitney.
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Speaker 3: I mean, Whitney probably did Lisa a favor by saying that,
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Speaker 3: because Lisa could get on that show with that sound bite.
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Speaker 3: She could the villain.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be your villain, bitch.
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Speaker 3: So good.
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Speaker 2: And then Whitney had a great I know we're jumping
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Speaker 2: right to the end, we have to, but like Whitney
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Speaker 2: had a good moment too because she's like, you want
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Speaker 2: to see you want to meet the held Whitney.
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Speaker 3: I know, She's like, fuck you.
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Speaker 2: Nis Sabala.
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Speaker 3: Held that wasn't even that big of a tha. I
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Speaker 3: was so shocked after they were coming at her like
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Speaker 3: ten pit bulls in a medley, and then her comeback
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Speaker 3: was fuck you and then they were like what that
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Speaker 3: made no sense to me. It was a terrible comeback,
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Speaker 3: and we were all devastated.
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Speaker 2: They were all yelling at I think a lot had
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Speaker 2: to do with editing, and they were really layering in
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Speaker 2: and then Angie's like, whoa burbe, you're really getting up
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Speaker 2: on cars quoted out, no boob, that's my way, that's
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Speaker 2: my Angie. She's just cher.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean I couldn't believe Whitney wasn't bawling
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Speaker 3: she has, I mean, whatever defense mode she goes into
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Speaker 3: to just sit there and stare at their mother's screaming
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Speaker 3: at her, even if it's editing. Yeah, those screaming that
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Speaker 3: came from some time. I mean one sentence would have
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Speaker 3: broke me, let alone, the entire sid What if.
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Speaker 2: You were guilty of all what you're being accused of?
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Speaker 3: I would have cried harder like Tanya and Jim crazy.
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Speaker 2: You would have cried like Tanya. Tanya so a fake cry. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but Whitney was almost she almost had like a
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Speaker 3: glint in her eyes, like it was like just almost
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Speaker 3: like an enjoyment. It was.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, she had a snowflake shining from that eye. Why, Emily,
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Speaker 2: you've said it before. She's the thirstiest housewife, you know.
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Speaker 2: I mean, this is all going according to her plan, now,
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Speaker 2: don't get it twisted. I love Whitney wild buzz like,
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Speaker 2: I love her, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: she makes the cast rounded. I mean, I love everybody
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Speaker 2: on the show. They're so great, so entertaining, but every yeah,
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Speaker 2: every thing that they were accusing of of being a
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Speaker 2: liar was interesting because I saw it as well. Maybe
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Speaker 2: she's not a liar as much as she is just
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Speaker 2: a shitstirr because, like you could say the same thing
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Speaker 2: about Tamra. I feel like Whitney does the same thing
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Speaker 2: that Tamra does, but not as hard or not as
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Speaker 2: obvious or as harsh. But if you were to strip
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Speaker 2: down the layers, you see how she's making moves to
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Speaker 2: plant things here and there.
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Speaker 3: Good point, that's totally it because everyone at that table
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Speaker 3: has lied that we have seen. So to your point, yeah,
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Speaker 3: Whitney's a shitster more than like Chitter, who would just
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Speaker 3: like lie or deny right.
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Speaker 2: I mean, Heather were just completely not answer the question
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Speaker 2: and not tell us who gave her the black eye
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Speaker 2: for an entire year and then still not tell us
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Speaker 2: exactly what happened.
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Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, or protect Jenshaw or like another.
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Speaker 2: Right and protect yes exactly.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Whereas Whitney'll just be like, so it came across
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Speaker 3: my desk that you sucked dick for jazz tickets.
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Speaker 2: I mean, that is an insane thing to bring up.
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Speaker 2: I mean when I saw that back and to Lisa's
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Speaker 2: reaction was very actually it reminded me of Leah from
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Speaker 2: Love Island. She was like, are you coraasy Jenney?
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Speaker 5: Whitney, I was like, seriously, what are You're literally accusing
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Speaker 5: a friend.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what you would call her at this point,
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Speaker 2: but a castmate of givings giving bjs, A married woman
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Speaker 2: with kids. You're accusing her of giving BJS to get
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Speaker 2: court side tickets to see the jazz. You are actually
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Speaker 2: saying that on television. Wow, Whitney, Wow, Yeah, you know
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Speaker 2: it's crazy.
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Speaker 3: I actually think who would you trust? Who do you
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Speaker 3: trust more in life? I mean, if they were your friend,
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Speaker 3: Whitney or Tamra, like they both will take whatever they
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Speaker 3: can get and use it on the show. So like
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Speaker 3: it's it's pretty at.
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Speaker 2: Least at least actually, I would trust Tamra because Whitney
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Speaker 2: is taking literal tales, tales that don't exist, and putting
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Speaker 2: it out into the world, whereas Tamra actually has some
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Speaker 2: foundation of truth, so she may beinging it up when
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Speaker 2: she shouldn't be bringing it up or have no reason
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Speaker 2: to bring it up, and she's bringing up to be messy,
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Speaker 2: but at least it's for the most part based on
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Speaker 2: some sort of I don't know, loose truth, Whereas that's
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Speaker 2: outlandish to even like if I if you were to
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Speaker 2: heard hear that rumor, yeah, if you were a normal
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Speaker 2: human being, you'd be like, that's ridiculous, and I would
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Speaker 2: never repeat that because that's so outlandish, But go ahead
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Speaker 2: beating it.
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Speaker 3: The Heather book thing, like I one hundred percent believe Heather,
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Speaker 3: Like I don't believe that Whitney, Like I feel like
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Speaker 3: Whitney was trying to create something. So yeah, it's like
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Speaker 3: she will take just crumbs and go so far down
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Speaker 3: that road that you can't believe her conviction.
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Speaker 2: And then what was Meredith accusing her? Because I couldn't
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Speaker 2: bear her.
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Speaker 3: Oh oh that was I mean, I find.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, that what does she lie about? At
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Speaker 2: the dinner table, she was accusing her of lying of
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Speaker 2: something and I couldn't hear her because she was piping in.
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Speaker 2: It just sounded like a trombone.
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Speaker 6: Wow wow wow wow wow.
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Speaker 3: Wow wow, poor Meredith.
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Speaker 2: And then and then yeah, Heather and Meredith list all
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Speaker 2: the lies then and She's like that's a lot, babe.
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Speaker 6: You're all getting up on her, babe.
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Speaker 2: And then Whenney's like, you're weaponizing my trauma, and then
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Speaker 2: Lisa's like, keep hilling. God. It was a great cacophony
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Speaker 2: of a first episode.
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Speaker 3: And I appreciate that that they'd let it be as
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Speaker 3: the first episode and didn't start the season and then
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Speaker 3: flashed back kind of thing, because it was like that
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Speaker 3: level of it wasn't I mean, it wasn't Jersey baptism
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Speaker 3: level opener then cut back to see how we got here,
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Speaker 3: but it was. It was definitely like a pretty intense opener,
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Speaker 3: and it felt natural. It just felt like things were
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Speaker 3: brewing and I didn't even realize it because I just
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Speaker 3: assumed when they left that reunion that they were all
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Speaker 3: like tighter than ever, even though yeah, they.
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Speaker 2: Well yeah once we once we revisited what happened in
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Speaker 2: that reunion and we needed that. I was like, oh, yeah,
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Speaker 2: this group is not good, you know, I mean just sorry.
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Speaker 2: It's just like, this episode was so good, and like
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Speaker 2: you said, the ending was a little bit of a
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Speaker 2: surprise that it really popped off so much. But I
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Speaker 2: have to say, I am really glad that we didn't,
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Speaker 2: as you mentioned, see the very first episode pro timeline
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Speaker 2: strange shot bump bump bum, Yeah, four months earlier. I'm
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Speaker 2: just kind of sick of that and I'm so happy
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Speaker 2: we didn't get there. Instead, they kept going like they
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Speaker 2: would show twenty like a day later and then go
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Speaker 2: back to the day before. And it was a little confusing,
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Speaker 2: but it was a really fun way to edit. I
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Speaker 2: think it was just like, yeah, creative. It was a
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Speaker 2: little confusing, but it was creative. Hard to do notes
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Speaker 2: on because now my notes are all scattered. But if
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Speaker 2: we can begin after that amazing drone shot of going
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Speaker 2: in and out of all the houses, which was fabulous,
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Speaker 2: and Heather's like, we are a group that has been traumatized,
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Speaker 2: and then like and then they kind of start to
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Speaker 2: pass the baton of the narration, which they probably shouldn't
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Speaker 2: have because it was fine with Heather, but then it
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Speaker 2: ends up with like other people who can't really nar
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Speaker 2: rate because then all of a sudden and like Angie's like.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and then and then I'm just still mad about
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Speaker 6: the Greek mo for you comment, and I don't know
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Speaker 6: what's gonna happen in our larms.
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Speaker 2: And so so he says Justin says says fired, just
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Speaker 2: just just and then like it just to pass, andary
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Speaker 2: ration was a little bit of a sticky wicket. But yeah,
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Speaker 2: we land with.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just yeah, I don't, I don't. I will
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Speaker 3: get there. I don't love Angie, but keep going, Oh.
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Speaker 2: I mean dude, Okay, we'll get there. No, I don't.
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Speaker 2: I don't love her. I think she's ridiculous and I
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Speaker 2: literally go, are you I'm like Angie Police with the
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Speaker 2: fucking scroll.
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Speaker 3: It's all of it. She's just when you were saying, like.
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Speaker 2: The thirst and she's the thirstiest, well she is now.
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Speaker 3: She was back then, like she remember all the like
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Speaker 3: in her first season, she was like weirdly throwing glass wear,
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Speaker 3: but the beat was just a little off y.
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Speaker 2: She was she was the thirstiest then too. Yeah, Whitney's different.
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Speaker 2: She's just messy. You know. She wants to keep it going.
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Speaker 2: So we find out that Whitney was on the Nick
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Speaker 2: Vile podcast The Vile Rials and says, yes, has always
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Speaker 2: been the villain, and uh Lisa has a Besos party
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Speaker 2: where you're supposed to bring a friend, so she has
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Speaker 2: her sister in law, everyone's bringing somebody. Uh Lisa's setting
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Speaker 2: up and she's like, I hate angles, which I appreciate
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Speaker 2: really well. I just visit this type of stuff that
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Speaker 2: I love to see.
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Speaker 6: Oh.
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Speaker 3: I was funny though when you said I appreciate it,
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Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, explain it to me because I
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Speaker 3: just didn't.
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Speaker 2: I think I understand what she was saying. And so like, okay,
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Speaker 2: if you were to picture your bookshelves and how you're
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Speaker 2: going to organize your knickknacks and your frames or your
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Speaker 2: books and things like that, I think what she's saying
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Speaker 2: is the old way to do things is like you're
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Speaker 2: going to put You're going to put a picture on
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Speaker 2: an angle, but now it's forward facing. We're not doing
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Speaker 2: we're not angling things now, you know what I mean,
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Speaker 2: It's like forward facing and a little more. That's how
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Speaker 2: I took it because I was like, oh, I see that,
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Speaker 2: because when you look at decor these days, it's it's
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Speaker 2: just a little bit more streamlined and you know, yeah, straightforward.
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Speaker 2: And we find out that Angie has gained Mary's trust
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Speaker 2: and they're the best of friends. And I think this
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Speaker 2: was Angie's super thirsty She knew what side her bread
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Speaker 2: would be buttered on if she could just get one
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Speaker 2: ally outside of who she's already friends with. And I
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Speaker 2: think Mary is an interesting way to go.
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Speaker 3: I do think Angie is genuinely probably so nice and
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Speaker 3: actually very friendly and so and open, but she does
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Speaker 3: not also make a to me on this show. It's
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Speaker 3: just there's something that is off. Yeah, it's like.
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Speaker 2: She's not as organic as other people.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, no, Angie, these people are actually legit.
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Speaker 3: This pissed you. I don't think have writ this too.
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Speaker 3: I don't think you're willing to be that vulnerable and
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Speaker 3: you'd rather like soothe somebody over here, which is fine.
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Speaker 3: I'd probably rather be friends with her, but it just
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Speaker 3: takes me out of the moment.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely, I agree with you. I mean, do I have
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Speaker 2: a laugh at Angie with how thirsty she's being. Yes,
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Speaker 2: but I'm laughing at her, not with her. And I
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Speaker 2: also don't approve of it. But Heatherre's lost twenty five
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Speaker 2: pounds and she's got that latex heart dress on and
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Speaker 2: she's bo in there. And then we get Bronwyn, who's
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Speaker 2: Lisa's friend in her heart coat, which I can't wait
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Speaker 2: to discuss when, by the way, uh, Brittany is that
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Speaker 2: her name?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, the one that's dating or was dating in
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Speaker 3: Osmond or whatever.
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Speaker 2: And this is like very out of Salt Lake City,
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Speaker 2: where if you want us to pronounce your names correctly,
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Speaker 2: please spell them the way that we need to pronounce them.
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Speaker 2: Because I was calling her Brittania Brittania I mean because
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Speaker 2: that's how it's spelled or whatever, and I'm just passed
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Speaker 2: about it, so she will now be called Brittani.
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Speaker 3: To me, this very much all felt like, uh, audition.
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Speaker 2: Okay, tell me she met. Yeah, the audition process of
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Speaker 2: having everyone bring a friend, let's see who sticks to
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Speaker 2: the wall.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, for sure, And like you know, first it
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Speaker 3: was like everybody comes in, you get an entrance, a look,
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Speaker 3: an intro and a chat with Mary on the couch,
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Speaker 3: like that's kind of with Mary.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was dying when Brittani went over and sat
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Speaker 2: next to Bronwynn and Mary and and I believe authentically
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Speaker 2: and not even trying to be thirsty, completely inadvertently insulted
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Speaker 2: them both and hit them right between their eyes in
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Speaker 2: the most soft spot she possibly could and didn't even
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Speaker 2: mean it. I was like, this woman is born for
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Speaker 2: reality television. Yes, I mean, wow, wow wow.
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Speaker 3: I mean she kind of spoke for all of us. Yes,
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Speaker 3: I mean I would have also complimented their costume. I
21:55
Speaker 3: think we've talked about because we saw Bronwin's costume and
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Speaker 3: we said she was dressed like Mary's chairs. We saw
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Speaker 3: that in the preview, Like I didn't know that this
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Speaker 3: was not a costume until now.
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Speaker 2: Oh you thought you okay? All right? Well, her walking
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Speaker 2: up and being like I love your costume and then
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Speaker 2: to seek f Bronwyn like be so I felt humiliated
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Speaker 2: for Bronwyn because it made her look really stupid, and
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Speaker 2: then her taking herself so seriously wearing that thing, and
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Speaker 2: to feel like, oh, well, this is this is not
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22:39
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22:43
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22:52
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22:57
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Speaker 3: Does she or does Mary have a gift? Because like
29:48
Speaker 3: Mary was saying these things, Mary was like, I I
29:53
Speaker 3: drive a car, and she's like, oh, you ride in
29:56
Speaker 3: a car. I never said I ride. It's like Mary
30:01
Speaker 3: would just find this loophole.
30:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, every time. Yes, yes, I know it made
30:07
Speaker 2: no sense.
30:09
Speaker 3: Yeah.
30:09
Speaker 2: When she said, oh, so, yeah, you became a hoarder,
30:12
Speaker 2: I was not dead on the floor because she is
30:15
Speaker 2: like a high end hoarder. We all know that. And
30:18
Speaker 2: she kind of was like, oh my god, because you
30:21
Speaker 2: know that she's been called out about that, so this
30:23
Speaker 2: is a soft spot for her too. So now this
30:26
Speaker 2: woman has been accused of wearing a costume when there's
30:28
Speaker 2: only three of them in the world. One is in
30:30
Speaker 2: a museum, one is on Rihanna, and one she has
30:33
Speaker 2: and it's a fifteen thousand dollars fashion piece from what
30:37
Speaker 2: Saint Laurent is that what? I don't remember, sure, but
30:42
Speaker 2: but oh no, it's so funny.
30:43
Speaker 3: I don't know so much that this woman has a
30:46
Speaker 3: gift as much as she sat down between two people
30:49
Speaker 3: that are on their own planets.
30:51
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and she's the only real one there, and
30:54
Speaker 2: this is somebody trying to relate Yes, oh where did
30:58
Speaker 2: you go for your costume?
31:02
Speaker 3: Because nothing that they were saying she she wouldn't relate to. Yeah,
31:07
Speaker 3: she would pick up the details and then assign a
31:10
Speaker 3: word to it that anybody else would. And then Marian
31:15
Speaker 3: what's her head? Uh, We're just like, what the fuck
31:19
Speaker 3: is wrong with this person? Absolutely nothing.
31:26
Speaker 2: I mean love to have seen it.
31:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't have meant to. I just would have
31:30
Speaker 3: been like, oh.
31:32
Speaker 2: Like cool, whoopsies.
31:36
Speaker 6: Uh.
31:37
Speaker 2: We have a flashback of Heather at Meredith's after Meredith
31:41
Speaker 2: has had her third breast reduction, which she says, like
31:46
Speaker 2: her breast tissue keeps growing and I think that's really
31:49
Speaker 2: an interesting like I know Heather was laughing because she
31:53
Speaker 2: was making light of the fact that it's a It's
31:55
Speaker 2: what a gift you have. You're skinny and your boobs
31:57
Speaker 2: keep getting bigger, you know, But I just want under
32:00
Speaker 2: what that is. I mean that kind of sounds really dangerous.
32:03
Speaker 3: One that I know that has had a breast reduction
32:06
Speaker 3: has to have had it at least twice. That is
32:09
Speaker 3: what happens in the friends And I'm thinking of three people.
32:14
Speaker 2: Do they know why that happens to them?
32:16
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean I think that is just
32:19
Speaker 3: what happens. I don't know. I mean, this is a
32:22
Speaker 3: very small sample size that I've done my science on,
32:26
Speaker 3: but it is something that is not uncommon.
32:29
Speaker 2: Okay, I just thought, I wonder if it's like a
32:31
Speaker 2: hormonal thing or you know, And also that's really unfortunate,
32:36
Speaker 2: Like that's a lot of work, you know, to have
32:38
Speaker 2: to deal with that over and over again.
32:40
Speaker 3: Yeah you know who else that happened to? Robin Quivers?
32:44
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. It just says breast hypertrophy is benign.
32:57
Speaker 2: Is a benign condition that causes breast tissue to enlarge
32:59
Speaker 2: due to increased sensitivity to certain hormones. So yeah, that
33:05
Speaker 2: could it also could be because of like fibroid cysts,
33:09
Speaker 2: fibro didn't Okay, you get the idea. Yeah, so interesting.
33:15
Speaker 3: Way, going back real quick to our little couch clutch. Uh,
33:20
Speaker 3: nothing that uh Britannica said was more offensive than what
33:26
Speaker 3: Mary says in any given three minutes of.
33:29
Speaker 2: Well that's that's I just yeah, Mary, of course, but
33:35
Speaker 2: Mary seems to come she's coming from a mean spirited place,
33:38
Speaker 2: you know, whereas Encyclopedia Britannica was just like completely innocent
33:46
Speaker 2: of what was coming out of her mouth, and yet
33:47
Speaker 2: it was so insulting. And that's why I got so
33:49
Speaker 2: much pleasure out of it, because these two women think
33:52
Speaker 2: they're the shit, you know what I mean, in their
33:54
Speaker 2: fashions and I just I love people being taken down
33:57
Speaker 2: a nutge which was really fun. But so yeah, Heather
34:03
Speaker 2: is there and she's talking to her, and then and
34:07
Speaker 2: then Meredith is talking about how she's mad at Whitney
34:11
Speaker 2: for starting her jewelry line after the bath product thing.
34:15
Speaker 2: And now it gets real and then we flash back
34:20
Speaker 2: to the Bezos party and Meredith goes right up to Whitney,
34:24
Speaker 2: which was an identical, identical move two last season's first
34:31
Speaker 2: episode where Meredith marched right over to Whitney and had
34:35
Speaker 2: a problem with her from the last reunion or season before.
34:38
Speaker 2: That wasn't wrap up and they did show a flashback
34:41
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is amazing, Like I hope
34:43
Speaker 2: this continues to happen every year, or the first episode,
34:47
Speaker 2: it's Meredith walking over with her hair. You know, I
34:50
Speaker 2: have a problem now. And then for her to be
34:53
Speaker 2: like their communication about bath bombs and them not understanding,
34:59
Speaker 2: was like, why didn't you do the back bombs, the
35:03
Speaker 2: bath bombs, bombs bombing and fluid bombing, fluid bombs, bombs,
35:13
Speaker 2: bomb bombs, And then they're going back and forth and
35:18
Speaker 2: she's like if She's like, if you were a friend,
35:21
Speaker 2: you want to have done this, because I said I
35:23
Speaker 2: was going in a bath produx. And then Whitney's like,
35:26
Speaker 2: if you a friend, you'd know that us already selling
35:29
Speaker 2: bath bombs. That's how I lunched my business. And and
35:34
Speaker 2: then she's like nah, She's like I had him in
35:37
Speaker 2: fig and Twig or whatever the hell her store was,
35:40
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, and she's like nah, She's like, well,
35:44
Speaker 2: I had him on my list, but she didn't order them.
35:51
Speaker 3: Meredith was on her heels by the end of that, though.
35:54
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, oh snap, Whitney, Okay, we've got clarification.
35:59
Speaker 2: Now I'm not as pasted, because I mean, but it
36:02
Speaker 2: was a hit against Meredith. She said for the girl
36:05
Speaker 2: who likes to bathe alone, and that's everything is that's
36:09
Speaker 2: the joke that Whitney was making at Meredith for bathing
36:14
Speaker 2: with her husband Sath, and that's why, that's why she
36:17
Speaker 2: made it alone. So it is an attack on Meredith.
36:19
Speaker 2: So that's why I hate when Whitney's like, I don't
36:22
Speaker 2: know it. H Yeah, the whole joke was that that.
36:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean I do think that Whitney lay
36:31
Speaker 3: claimed to the real estate.
36:32
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, absolutely, that's one hundred percent true. However,
36:38
Speaker 2: putting the product out as a joke against Meredith is
36:43
Speaker 2: what Meredith should have had a problem with, and not
36:46
Speaker 2: the actual product itself. It should have been you're making
36:49
Speaker 2: fun of me and my hasma, and instead now Whitney's like,
36:54
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. It's like, Whitney,
36:56
Speaker 2: don't be so stupid. We know you know you you
36:58
Speaker 2: attacked her, you made a joke of her on your bombs, Like,
37:01
Speaker 2: stop playing stupid.
37:02
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. But I also thought, like Meredith
37:08
Speaker 3: like saying she was going to do it at the reunion,
37:10
Speaker 3: Yeah that doesn't count. That was she didn't have a product.
37:15
Speaker 3: Yeah I didn't have a product.
37:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, she needed to have it and Whitney had it,
37:19
Speaker 2: so there you have it. So that was a fun
37:25
Speaker 2: argument and then we get a cut in of Mary
37:29
Speaker 2: inner confessional being like, I don't trust baths, I mean,
37:36
Speaker 2: and she had a good point. Yeah, I kicking and
37:41
Speaker 2: she's soaken too long?
37:44
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, yeah, I think paramedics remember when when
37:48
Speaker 3: they had it, there was like they had a check
37:50
Speaker 3: on her because they were afraid of it. Wasn't did
37:54
Speaker 3: we get didn't wasn't there that controversy? They were worried
37:57
Speaker 3: that she had taken too many pills and had too
37:59
Speaker 3: many and was sitting in the bathtub.
38:01
Speaker 2: That was not No, that's Vicky. Oh no, that was
38:04
Speaker 2: Vicky after her surgery. Wait, what what do we know?
38:07
Speaker 3: That was recent? I'm talking about No, I'm talking about Meretith.
38:10
Speaker 3: It was the last season. I think there was like.
38:12
Speaker 2: A wait, one of the b name eight other housewives
38:16
Speaker 2: where there were drugs or alcohol or surgeries involved in
38:20
Speaker 2: a bath. I'm kidding.
38:22
Speaker 3: Now that I'm saying this. I think we were concerned
38:25
Speaker 3: for Meredith that Okay, yeah, it was a girl's trip
38:30
Speaker 3: and I can't remember which one.
38:31
Speaker 2: But oh yeah, I yes, one hundred percent know exactly
38:36
Speaker 2: what you're talking about.
38:37
Speaker 3: Yeah, and.
38:42
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, anyway, I can't quite get there. But no,
38:45
Speaker 2: we got there because that that's that's just the truth.
38:48
Speaker 3: But anyway, yeah, a hotel bathroom, a hotel bathtub, absolutely, Mary,
38:53
Speaker 3: you are right. Never, I mean, she didn't have a
38:55
Speaker 3: hotel bath in a hotel, no, or one of the disgustings.
39:00
Speaker 4: I don't.
39:00
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even go. I don't even want to go
39:02
Speaker 2: in a jacuzzi anywhere, thank you. Wait, but we totally
39:08
Speaker 2: forgot to mention that in that drone shot through the houses,
39:12
Speaker 2: who did we see soaking in their bath?
39:15
Speaker 3: Meredith and Seth. I didn't.
39:17
Speaker 2: I missed it, you guys, if you didn't see it.
39:20
Speaker 2: They go through the houses and it's fast and they
39:23
Speaker 2: go and there's Meredith, that are fucking bath. It's so genius,
39:31
Speaker 2: it's so good. That's good stuff. So but here's what,
39:37
Speaker 2: here's where it pisses me off up to your point
39:40
Speaker 2: about Angie, and that is this Meredith and Whitney are
39:46
Speaker 2: just about to come out of the bomb argument. What
39:50
Speaker 2: is this the bachelor? Excuse me? Can I steal you
39:53
Speaker 2: for a moment. They're in the middle of something, Angie.
39:57
Speaker 2: You don't come in it, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe. No,
40:02
Speaker 2: I got to say something I gotta do it now
40:04
Speaker 2: because and do you see her eyes like look to
40:06
Speaker 2: the producers or cameras like I saw them swerving around.
40:11
Speaker 3: The whole thing. Oh, I hate it.
40:13
Speaker 2: Not cool, not cool.
40:16
Speaker 3: And listeners, I almost gave Amy applause into the mic
40:20
Speaker 3: and I thought of your ear drums, so I didn't
40:23
Speaker 3: do it. But absolutely that was horrendous, Thank you.
40:28
Speaker 2: It's just thirsty. And yes, later when we're all talking
40:33
Speaker 2: about the scroll and the scroll is going to be
40:35
Speaker 2: the thing now, it's not worth it. It's not worth
40:40
Speaker 2: it in the end.
40:42
Speaker 3: It's not going to be a thing now. Andrew's going
40:45
Speaker 3: to try to make it a thing, and it's going
40:47
Speaker 3: to come up at the reunion. She's going to be like,
40:49
Speaker 3: oh Andy, I got you a scroll and we were
40:51
Speaker 3: gonna be like what yoh yeah that thing from the
40:53
Speaker 3: first what episode is that this season? Because it's not real.
40:58
Speaker 3: It doesn't stick.
41:00
Speaker 2: And you know what how you said before that it
41:02
Speaker 2: was like a beat off of what she was doing.
41:04
Speaker 2: She's always like several beats off. I mean she does
41:06
Speaker 2: like if you were to think of The Housewives as music,
41:12
Speaker 2: you know, and we have a beat, it's like, can
41:15
Speaker 2: you just like snap your fingers and do a beat,
41:17
Speaker 2: and I'll bet Angie ready, Yeah, she can't get it.
41:25
Speaker 2: So then when so when she comes up and she
41:28
Speaker 2: does this whole thing, and at the end, Meredith's like,
41:30
Speaker 2: I'm an darn guy drink and She's like, well, I
41:33
Speaker 2: thought that you could have a sonch of humor. It's like,
41:35
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? There was no sense of
41:37
Speaker 2: humor in your delivery, in the way you put this forward.
41:42
Speaker 2: You didn't. You never indicated in any way that this
41:45
Speaker 2: was a joke. Had you, maybe things would have been
41:49
Speaker 2: a little different.
41:50
Speaker 3: But she was yelling in her face yeah, like a prop.
41:56
Speaker 3: And also I don't know what was on there, but
41:59
Speaker 3: if you noticed in her confessionals, part of it was
42:01
Speaker 3: blurred out. Yeah, so it was like, god only knows
42:04
Speaker 3: what that says.
42:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you swearing on a scroll for?
42:09
Speaker 3: Yeah, or saying something extra inflammatory like I don't know,
42:13
Speaker 3: like maybe that was like something she could have gotten
42:15
Speaker 3: or the show could have gotten sued for. And I
42:17
Speaker 3: was just like Angie, like, we're not dumb. Stop doing
42:21
Speaker 3: this stop and over again. You're treating us like we're dumb.
42:24
Speaker 2: The only thing that was entertaining about the scroll is
42:28
Speaker 2: when they cut to Mary in her confessional and she
42:32
Speaker 2: was like, she got crafty. She went and she got
42:35
Speaker 2: a stick, she got some glue. I was like, that's funny,
42:40
Speaker 2: that is funny. I mean, Mary, really, she can kill
42:45
Speaker 2: it sometimes. And so now Angie wants apologies from Meredith
42:50
Speaker 2: for the whole thing about buying her house. You could
42:56
Speaker 2: sue her for her house and I don't even want to.
42:59
Speaker 2: I don't even care about like what that was about
43:01
Speaker 2: her who or what. It kind of seems like Meredith
43:04
Speaker 2: didn't say that though it kind of seemed like.
43:08
Speaker 3: That, but I don't know it. You know, Angie is
43:11
Speaker 3: just going after Meredith again. It's fake as shit because
43:16
Speaker 3: it's just like she's going for a person on the
43:21
Speaker 3: show that will keep her relevant. And so no matter what,
43:24
Speaker 3: she's not gonna fight Lisa, like in any real way.
43:28
Speaker 3: She's going to be afraid of Lisa. But Lisa's gonna
43:30
Speaker 3: have the control on that, and so Lisa's just not
43:33
Speaker 3: going to engage or forget to call. Meredith will always engage.
43:38
Speaker 2: And so until she disengages, yeah, which at the dinner
43:42
Speaker 2: and Angie, sorry, but she sounds like a script it
43:48
Speaker 2: like if you were to script out a fake housewive show.
43:51
Speaker 2: Uh huh, that's the script you would get, would be
43:55
Speaker 2: Angie's lines when she's talking at the dinner table and
43:59
Speaker 2: she's defending herself and she says, you don't tell someone
44:05
Speaker 2: to sue you and take their house. I have a
44:08
Speaker 2: teenage daughter. You don't do that to a family. I
44:16
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, who do you do it to? Then? Like,
44:21
Speaker 2: who do you do it to someone who doesn't have
44:22
Speaker 2: a teenage daughter? Like what are your ramifications.
44:26
Speaker 3: For your rules? Angie?
44:28
Speaker 2: It just was so funny to me. She's so canned,
44:33
Speaker 2: so canned.
44:34
Speaker 3: So Angie Canngie.
44:38
Speaker 2: So Lisa has her speech, She's like, I love you guys,
44:42
Speaker 2: I'm so happy here. I'm getting emotional, but I hate podcasts.
44:49
Speaker 2: Open the gate and then they're like and then this
44:52
Speaker 2: huge gate comes up and she's like, let's eat. And
44:56
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, okay, that was really dramatic, loud and confusing.
45:02
Speaker 3: Well, she kind of gave Whitney a little so we
45:05
Speaker 3: got to talk about that. But it was like a
45:07
Speaker 3: really kind of friendly thing, so I thought, oh, maybe
45:10
Speaker 3: it's not that bad. Yeah, but yeah, it was.
45:13
Speaker 2: It was kind of weird that she would do it
45:15
Speaker 2: in that speech, but whatever. So then they opened that door.
45:21
Speaker 2: Looked cool, really cool inside. I liked it.
45:23
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it looked awesome.
45:26
Speaker 2: And then Britannica sits next to Mary and she's like,
45:31
Speaker 2: oh my God, and Maris, oh Jesus, like it's so
45:34
Speaker 2: good here him under their breath.
45:37
Speaker 3: This is real.
45:39
Speaker 2: And then Angie won't shut up. She won't shut up.
45:43
Speaker 2: She's already taken it to the dinner table about what
45:45
Speaker 2: Meredith did last year and how she deserves apologies and
45:48
Speaker 2: all that stuff. And then we get served our dinners
45:52
Speaker 2: and Mary doesn't want steak in her colon for a week,
45:55
Speaker 2: and it doesn't happen like that doesn't I mean, it's
45:58
Speaker 2: not there for a week.
46:00
Speaker 3: I mean no. But you know, if if meat isn't
46:03
Speaker 3: your thing, you start to give it a lot of
46:05
Speaker 3: Like I've noticed my friends that don't eat meat give
46:09
Speaker 3: it a lot of power.
46:10
Speaker 2: Okay, like start me lying, you mean graduating, Yeah, I
46:15
Speaker 2: mean I.
46:16
Speaker 3: Think eating red meat consistently. We know science isn't good,
46:20
Speaker 3: but like, yeah, I just marry science is a little different.
46:25
Speaker 2: All right, Hold on one second, I got to talk
46:33
Speaker 2: a little bit about every plate. Now let's get back
46:39
Speaker 2: to the premiere of the Real House Lives of Salt
46:42
Speaker 2: Lakes Today. All right, So Lisa tells Whitney she's upset
46:49
Speaker 2: about the Vile Files about the podcast, and she's just like,
46:55
Speaker 2: you lied about me on the podcast, and Whitney says,
46:58
Speaker 2: I don't lie about you. That's not a lie. That's
47:02
Speaker 2: how I fell, that's my experience with you. And then
47:07
Speaker 2: and then she finds out from Whitney that Lisa's mad
47:13
Speaker 2: at her already because because Lisa hasn't confronted her yet,
47:17
Speaker 2: but she's only told Heather and Angie. So she's like,
47:25
Speaker 2: who told you? Who told you? I only told two people.
47:29
Speaker 2: Let's figure out who told you. I'm like, okay, this
47:35
Speaker 2: is kind of a fun game. I didn't know she
47:37
Speaker 2: was going to be so upset about someone telling her.
47:40
Speaker 2: But I suppose it takes the wind out of her
47:43
Speaker 2: sails in the sense that she wants to confront her
47:46
Speaker 2: without her getting a heads up to see how she'll
47:48
Speaker 2: handle it. I mean, I guess that makes sense, right.
47:52
Speaker 2: I didn't think of it was that big of a deal.
47:55
Speaker 3: I didn't either, And I didn't think that, uh well,
48:00
Speaker 3: I just I was confused in terms of like Whitney
48:03
Speaker 3: seemed to be not in touch with Lisa since the
48:06
Speaker 3: reunion too much, so I wouldn't be that big of
48:09
Speaker 3: a surprise to Whitney that Lisa was pissed about something.
48:14
Speaker 3: But the podcast. Also, I didn't think what she said
48:20
Speaker 3: was that bad.
48:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't either. I mean her she
48:23
Speaker 2: was like, oh, Lisa's always the villain. Well, I mean,
48:30
Speaker 2: I don't think Lisa is always the villain though, do
48:33
Speaker 2: you No.
48:34
Speaker 3: I think I think Whitney, we know over the years, though,
48:38
Speaker 3: gives Lisa a lot of power that I don't think
48:40
Speaker 3: she has. I think, and Whitney said Lisa is more
48:43
Speaker 3: powerful than she is for whatever reason. I don't know
48:47
Speaker 3: what that is.
48:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that she's threatened by her and so
48:51
Speaker 2: therefore she's somehow slapped a title on her which doesn't fit.
48:56
Speaker 2: I mean, I think Whitney is wrong with what she saying.
49:00
Speaker 2: Lisa is I mean to walk out of that season
49:03
Speaker 2: and call Lisa Barlow the victim, I'm sorry, the villain
49:07
Speaker 2: and not Monica. The villain is really odd. Maybe you
49:13
Speaker 2: could call her other names, but villain doesn't seem quite right.
49:17
Speaker 2: It does seem that Lisa is in the hot seat
49:19
Speaker 2: a lot since the first season, Like I think that
49:23
Speaker 2: people are usually coming for her or against her and
49:26
Speaker 2: she blows up. She's definitely had a journey where she's
49:29
Speaker 2: been on an island on her own.
49:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, But so that's because she operates on her own, right,
49:35
Speaker 3: Like she just moves through life at one hundred miles
49:37
Speaker 3: an hour, doesn't realize she's offended anybody, and that keeps
49:41
Speaker 3: going and also doesn't really take too long to dwell
49:45
Speaker 3: on a mistake.
49:46
Speaker 2: Right. So, Yeah, because Heather and Heather and uh, Whitney
49:50
Speaker 2: were against Lisa Barlow for a long time and it
49:53
Speaker 2: was like that was a whole thing, you know, bad weather.
49:57
Speaker 2: Then it became Lisa and Meredith and you know, you
50:02
Speaker 2: slept with half of New York. And now she's the
50:05
Speaker 2: bad guy for saying all that, and so I could see,
50:09
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm trying to give Whitney the benefit
50:11
Speaker 2: of the doubt for calling her a villain, and I
50:13
Speaker 2: just still don't see how it fits.
50:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, only to Whitney, because I think Whitney invested so
50:20
Speaker 3: much time trying to be Lisa's friend and it just
50:24
Speaker 3: wasn't reciprocated the way Whitney thought it would be. I
50:28
Speaker 3: think she just I think she invested so much time
50:31
Speaker 3: that she wanted Lisa to look up to Whitney, like
50:34
Speaker 3: Lisa looks up to Meredith in a weird way. And
50:38
Speaker 3: that's just not going to ever happen with Whitney and Lisa.
50:41
Speaker 2: That dynamic they tried, you know, and I thought they
50:44
Speaker 2: were going to pull through it, and they really did
50:47
Speaker 2: have a good they had one good season. Yeah, but yeah,
50:52
Speaker 2: you know, it's it's too bad because I honestly think
50:55
Speaker 2: in many ways Whitney is the one that's causing the
50:59
Speaker 2: rift because of the way that she handles things being
51:03
Speaker 2: threatened or wanting more drama. It seems she's quick to turn.
51:08
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, Lisa seems to have in Whitney's mind.
51:13
Speaker 3: It almost feels like a little bit like of a
51:15
Speaker 3: like a she's the cool girl, and Whitney just wants
51:18
Speaker 3: to be with the cool girl and get that cool
51:20
Speaker 3: girl full acceptance. Yeah, and Lisa's like, I don't have
51:24
Speaker 3: time for the whatever you assigned to me. I got
51:27
Speaker 3: the shit to do.
51:29
Speaker 2: Well, she just popped off, I mean obviously like she
51:33
Speaker 2: was trying to find out who told her, who told
51:35
Speaker 2: Whitney and then finally had There's like, I mean I didn't,
51:40
Speaker 2: and then Angie's like I told her some of our
51:42
Speaker 2: conversation burb and then for her to just jump at
51:48
Speaker 2: Angie was like nuts. I mean she went from zero
51:53
Speaker 2: to one hundred, being like did you want to be
51:55
Speaker 2: involved in GIK? I was like, holy shit, Lisa Baso
52:00
Speaker 2: Spabe Baso like, sit down, and I don't appreciate her
52:05
Speaker 2: standing up. Like that's where I'm like, you guys have
52:07
Speaker 2: to sit down. You're triggering people, you're escalating things. And
52:13
Speaker 2: guess what she did. She took a glass and threw it,
52:16
Speaker 2: and I thought, what are we doing? Like what is this?
52:19
Speaker 2: You know, I don't want to be light about you
52:21
Speaker 2: lied about her, and you fucking said that I slept
52:23
Speaker 2: with somebody I didn't sleep with. I get still being
52:27
Speaker 2: mad about that. That would make me want to throw
52:30
Speaker 2: a glass. But it's a little late. You know, it
52:32
Speaker 2: just didn't seem like it was warranted for this moment.
52:37
Speaker 3: It just felt like we missed, uh solid twenty minutes
52:41
Speaker 3: of backstory that I don't know. Yeah, it make no sense.
52:45
Speaker 2: Right, what'll please? Don't throw glasses? Stop?
52:49
Speaker 3: Well you can throw glasses if like there was some
52:53
Speaker 3: big reveal and you can't believe that your confidence was
52:58
Speaker 3: you know, disrespected. I mean, I just none of that happened.
53:04
Speaker 3: It felt like so weird. It was felt so general
53:09
Speaker 3: and broad strokes.
53:12
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't, I do not know. It
53:15
Speaker 2: really did like escalate beyond what I felt the actual
53:19
Speaker 2: issue really was, and that who knows it they'll ever
53:23
Speaker 2: be able to come together so that Lisa can say
53:26
Speaker 2: to her, how can you call me a victa a
53:28
Speaker 2: villain when you systematically brought a rumor that never existed
53:33
Speaker 2: that was so defamatory to me, onto me and this show.
53:39
Speaker 2: I mean, I'd like to be able to not bring
53:41
Speaker 2: up what she said about Meredith on that hat Mike,
53:43
Speaker 2: but she said it, so she also kind of did
53:46
Speaker 2: the same thing she did.
53:47
Speaker 3: But what her reaction was was as though Whitney had
53:51
Speaker 3: said as though, yeah, as though Whitney had been like,
53:57
Speaker 3: I'm the one that brought Monica in and I told
54:01
Speaker 3: her to start the account, And it was like that
54:05
Speaker 3: level of reaction, right, And that would have made more
54:10
Speaker 3: sense even than talking about the other stuff, because that
54:13
Speaker 3: happened a couple of years ago, and we've watched them
54:15
Speaker 3: evolve past that, and so yeah, it was odd.
54:19
Speaker 2: It was odd, but what a heck of an ending
54:21
Speaker 2: of a first episode with them. You know, I'll be
54:25
Speaker 2: your I'll be your villain bitch, and you want to
54:28
Speaker 2: meet the hild Whitney Fucky Lisa Barlow. So I just
54:34
Speaker 2: want to before we wrap this up, I want to
54:36
Speaker 2: mention like Bronwyn, who I'm very excited about her being
54:40
Speaker 2: on the show. What a character and we learned a
54:44
Speaker 2: little bit about her. She's got a couple of kids,
54:46
Speaker 2: she married an older man and she was kicked out
54:50
Speaker 2: of BYU. She loves fashion. She's got six dogs that
54:54
Speaker 2: all for the.
54:55
Speaker 3: House of card.
54:56
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know where I found this picture. I
55:01
Speaker 2: took a screenshot of it. Oh, you must have been
55:04
Speaker 2: on the show. So check this out. Does this look
55:08
Speaker 2: like her at all? No? It doesn't. No, Yeah, she's
55:12
Speaker 2: had some work done. So this is her pre Housewives
55:17
Speaker 2: or pre whatever in her life. That's one picture and
55:21
Speaker 2: then here's the other one. I was like, what, that
55:23
Speaker 2: can't be her, you know, because say it and then
55:28
Speaker 2: look at her out that what she kind of reminds
55:30
Speaker 2: me of Laura Flynn Boyle, doesn't she.
55:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, she does. I think I think maybe she just
55:36
Speaker 3: had a nose job.
55:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's the nose job and potentially a
55:43
Speaker 2: little bit of lip filler.
55:45
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean just in terms of surgery, though,
55:48
Speaker 3: I bet it. It doesn't look like she's done much besides.
55:50
Speaker 2: That the teeth. I can't see her teeth and the
55:54
Speaker 2: other ones, but it looks like she's gotten a new
55:55
Speaker 2: set of like veneers of some sort. So fascinating. All right,
56:00
Speaker 2: anything left to say Emily before we wrap up the
56:03
Speaker 2: premiere of Salt Lake City. It's going to be a
56:06
Speaker 2: great season.
56:07
Speaker 3: I'm very excited about it. Again, I don't understand the
56:11
Speaker 3: temperatures involved, because my nose would have been running and
56:13
Speaker 3: my face would have been beat red outside waiting for
56:15
Speaker 3: the dining room to open. Yeah, it was so It
56:19
Speaker 3: looked so cold, and all of them looked amazing through
56:24
Speaker 3: it all without one running nose. No lake Chase.
56:29
Speaker 2: I'm very impressive. They're acclimated to Salt Lake City weather.
56:33
Speaker 3: I guess I am not. Well.
56:37
Speaker 2: I'm excited about it. Can't wait for next week And guys,
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