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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show January 26th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show and right into another new hour, Insensitivity
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  Speaker 1: Training for a politically correct world. All right, so these
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  Speaker 1: headlines coming up, no weekend cheers and jeers. Hope everybody
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  Speaker 1: had a decent weekend. You know, you want to shoot
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  Speaker 1: for the stars. We're just decent. I would say it
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  Speaker 1: was decent. I'll start with the gear. The jeer is that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just I just I can't get going on
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  Speaker 1: this year. Man, Like there's no there's no momentum to
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  Speaker 1: this year at all. It is like it's like walking
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  Speaker 1: with concrete shoes. I think everybody's had this dream, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when you're in a dream and you're trying to do
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  Speaker 1: something quickly, but your your limbs you can't paralyze, you're
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  Speaker 1: moving in slow motion. You're like, and I would imagine
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  Speaker 1: it's the you know how people with claustrophobia feel. It's
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  Speaker 1: that kind of like pressing yeah, dude, that is this.
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  Speaker 1: You're so far from you and I can't I can't
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  Speaker 1: snap out of it. I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 2: So that's the overwhelmed with tasks.
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  Speaker 1: There there's you know, there's more than I thought going on,
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  Speaker 1: and that certainly is part of has been pointed out
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  Speaker 1: to a couple of people who I've talked to and whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and they go, oh, that that's got to be part
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  Speaker 1: of what's going on. Like, people understand January February, this
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  Speaker 1: is the worst part of the year. It's slog Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: especially after the Super Bowl wraps up, and if you're
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  Speaker 1: a sports fan, I mean, you know, it's these are
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  Speaker 1: dark times. I actually really kind of pass March madness
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  Speaker 1: for a lot of people. But I'm not in the
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  Speaker 1: college basketball so that's that's the jeer is that kind
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  Speaker 1: of continues to carry through. But the cheer is.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Did a lot of flying this weekend. I flew Friday,
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  Speaker 1: I flew Saturday, and I flew Sunday, including a date
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  Speaker 1: flight with my wife. And then because my kids were
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  Speaker 1: all just like we wanted to go, like well, they
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  Speaker 1: were all busy the day that my wife and I went,
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  Speaker 1: so I took my kids and the wife we all
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  Speaker 1: as a family for the first time.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's the first yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then we buzzed Genus house. On the way back.
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  Speaker 4: We all ran outside little kids.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So that was the That was the truer. That
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  Speaker 1: was actually a lot of fun. That was like for
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  Speaker 1: the first time. So that was pretty cool.
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  Speaker 4: But what did the kids think of you in the
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  Speaker 4: pilot's seat?
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  Speaker 1: They thought they thought it was cool, and uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's just it's funny because you know, I think people
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  Speaker 1: are used to getting in the car, starting and going
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  Speaker 1: and you know you have to do, yeah, you have
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  Speaker 1: to do like a pre flight of the plane to
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  Speaker 1: make sure that everything's cool and then working order. And
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  Speaker 1: it's like they don't have a lot of patience for
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. And I'm like, guys, this is the important
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  Speaker 1: stuff and the other thing is too. As I told him,
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  Speaker 1: I said, you know, unlike on the ground, I said,
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  Speaker 1: anything that has to do with this plane, it's super
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  Speaker 1: important that you listen to everything I tell you, Like,
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  Speaker 1: nothing is up for debate. If I tell you something,
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  Speaker 1: you just do it immediately. You shut up and.
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  Speaker 2: You just don't touch why.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's super important. Yeah, don't hit this button
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  Speaker 1: right here? Menace weekend cheers and jeers.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I have a great time in Las Vegas all weekend.
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  Speaker 2: And I have New Vegas power rankings for everybody, and
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  Speaker 2: the power rankings go like this best place for restaurants, Venetian.
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  Speaker 2: I think Venetian has really stepped up their game. When
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  Speaker 2: it comes to restaurants. There's like forty different restaurants there.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I just went to this highlight a couple. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 2: coat is this coat?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: This new Korean Korean barbecue spot. It's originally from New
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  Speaker 2: York City. Now they have a location in Vegas. So
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  Speaker 2: good and I think they really like probably stepped up
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  Speaker 2: their game because of the spheres connected to the Venetians,
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  Speaker 2: so they have to have like entertainment sure and options there. Dude,
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  Speaker 2: so awesome there. And uh when it comes to power rankings,
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  Speaker 2: best rates, best rooms, I'm going Resource World and Fountain
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  Speaker 2: Blue like their brand new hotels, and they're like the
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  Speaker 2: prices are great, but they'd be.
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  Speaker 4: The most expensive.
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  Speaker 3: I just booked Resorts World yesterday because it was the
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  Speaker 3: cheap of all the whole stress. Yeah, and it was
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  Speaker 3: like almost a circus price and it.
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  Speaker 1: Is really yeah brand new.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, we stayed there once.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not together, I mean the same day, but the
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  Speaker 3: Conrad one really nice.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: I keep getting told that like Fountain Blues like can
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  Speaker 1: really big trouble, Like there's just nobody there. It's a
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  Speaker 1: ghost town. So they're offering really huge, these huge.
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  Speaker 2: Deals I go there all the time for events, and yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's packed when we're there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean maybe for the event, but yeah, which
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  Speaker 1: is it only makes sense because it's brand new, it's
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be really nice. It's and the only reason
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  Speaker 1: something that new and that nice is really cheap is
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  Speaker 1: because it's you know, yeah, they're just trying to get
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  Speaker 1: people to find it or go there again.
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  Speaker 2: So right now, take advantage of the room before you
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  Speaker 2: can't afford it. Resort. And then I would say, shopping wise, Caesar's,
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  Speaker 2: like Caesars has the best shops. Yeah, so that's a
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  Speaker 2: pretty much my power rankings. I mean, gambling, I can't
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  Speaker 2: really tell you because I don't gamble too much because
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  Speaker 2: I never really win, So I don't know where to
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  Speaker 2: go when it comes to that. But Vegas tries, they
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  Speaker 2: try to say that Vegas is dead.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Every time I'm there it's packed and every single time,
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  Speaker 2: so I don't know where this is coming from. My
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  Speaker 2: gears though, when I got back after all my travel,
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  Speaker 2: apparently I don't know how keys work, because I was
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  Speaker 2: trying to unlock a dead bolt well or debul that
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  Speaker 2: I recently changed, and the key like was not turning,
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  Speaker 2: and I go, did I lose my key when I
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  Speaker 2: was traveling? Because I went through every single one like
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  Speaker 2: twenty times and I could not open the door. And
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  Speaker 2: then finally I was just about to give up, and
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  Speaker 2: then I tried it one more time and then it
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  Speaker 2: turned and then I was able to Keys are difficult, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, But.
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  Speaker 5: Is it one of those that you have to put
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  Speaker 5: in but like keep a millimeter of space?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe there's like I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like everything else in your life where your
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  Speaker 1: wife normally is the one who unlocks doors and acts
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  Speaker 1: all your stuff and the cooks all your food. So
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  Speaker 1: when left to your own devices, like I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to do it, Like the infomercials were like, do
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  Speaker 1: you ever have a problem God people doing the most
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  Speaker 1: simple things and they're like themselves that's okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then comes up to.
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  Speaker 2: Another part of my jerrea is when I got back though,
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  Speaker 2: before I went home, I came in to work to
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  Speaker 2: record some things and Sea Bass was here working as well,
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  Speaker 2: so we had a lovely conversation about last Vegas.
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  Speaker 3: That's a cheery Oh you said, cheer you did, That's
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  Speaker 3: what he meant paging doctor Freuod.
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  Speaker 1: Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.
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  Speaker 3: All right, guys, UFC is back, baby.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was on Paramount.
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  Speaker 3: We had a six week dry spell. The dark ages are.
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  Speaker 1: Over, Okay, so that's true. I saw a post and
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  Speaker 1: they were talking about all the different major sports and
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  Speaker 1: their off season, so like, how long is it from
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  Speaker 1: the last game until you know, training camp or to
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  Speaker 1: the first game of the next season. And they got
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  Speaker 1: to the UFC people and they're like, oh, six weeks,
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  Speaker 1: Like six.
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  Speaker 3: Weeks, best in the world.
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  Speaker 1: They take no breaks, that's it.
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  Speaker 3: And then when they do we complain about it. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's back. It's on Paramount Plus, which I absolutely love.
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  Speaker 3: I've had no issues with it. There's talk online about, oh,
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  Speaker 3: too many ads, blah blah blah. Guess what, people, you're
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  Speaker 3: paying like nine dollars a month, so you're gonna get
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  Speaker 3: ads and I don't have to legally stream it anymore.
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  Speaker 3: So Yeah, it's a great fights too.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't know they took time off. I thought, I know
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  Speaker 1: it was like a seasonal thing.
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  Speaker 3: Just for Christmas. In their backs were baby rip. My
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  Speaker 3: jews is just like depression, man, Like I'm going through it.
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  Speaker 3: My dad's going through it.
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  Speaker 1: Is this the seasonal thing?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Is it just this time of year.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, because it's it's hit me late. Maybe
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't getting it in like November December.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, neither was I up to the I don't
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  Speaker 1: even want it because it's not I I have felt
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  Speaker 1: depression before. I felt that feeling. I felt that it's
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  Speaker 1: because it's not a doom and gloom thing. It's just
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  Speaker 1: like I think the best description I had was the
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  Speaker 1: dream where it's like you want to move or we
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  Speaker 1: want to do but everything's in slow motions, like oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, you just can't get off go. So it's
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  Speaker 1: not a it's not a depression, but you're you're saying
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  Speaker 1: yours is more.
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  Speaker 3: Of a well I've always dealt with depression, a funk depression, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and I don't. I think it's like we're back in
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  Speaker 3: our schedule, you know, and I'm realizing like, oh, this
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  Speaker 3: is rough. So I don't because there's nothing else bad
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  Speaker 3: in my life.
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  Speaker 2: Well, luckily you don't wear it on your face and
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but there are I'm gonna cry, there are
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  Speaker 3: people out there. It's just hard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you one any kind of like a medication
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  Speaker 1: or you in any kind of like you know, you see,
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  Speaker 1: like a therapist or anything like that.
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  Speaker 3: No, I used to Yeah, yeah, well don't cry. I
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  Speaker 3: but if this.
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  Speaker 5: Is something that you just it's part of you, then
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  Speaker 5: like medication ain't bad.
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  Speaker 4: I I can tell you that firsthand.
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  Speaker 3: I had a really bad experience on it.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, there's so many different kinds.
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  Speaker 1: Well, because then you end up well, yeah, if you
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  Speaker 1: don't do any whether it's therapy, uh, the medication, you'll
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  Speaker 1: you'll end up like medicating otherwise, you know, or doing
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  Speaker 1: something that's not healthy.
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  Speaker 3: To you know, a group. Yeah. I just need to sleep, honestly,
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  Speaker 3: I think that'll fix things. But you mentioned constant like
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  Speaker 3: there is no you.
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  Speaker 1: Mentioned recently that you have this like trainings thing that
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  Speaker 1: goes till nine pm at night. Can't you just change.
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  Speaker 3: That if I go to a different gym. I mean
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  Speaker 3: it's it's much more complicated, Like I choose to train,
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  Speaker 3: so yeah, I am choosing to do that at night.
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  Speaker 3: It's the only thing that makes me happier.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but I mean you could still train again.
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  Speaker 1: There's got to be And I don't know because it
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  Speaker 1: sounds like there might be something, you know, some kind
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  Speaker 1: of that unbeatable deal or maybe she's banging the trainer
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  Speaker 1: or who knows, who knows what's going on there, but
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  Speaker 1: like there's got to be something where she could do
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  Speaker 1: this at two o'clock in the afternoon and not at
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  Speaker 1: nine pm at night when you have a job where
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  Speaker 1: you get up when we get up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's so rough. I remember, I try to
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  Speaker 2: work out in the hours that you were talking about,
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  Speaker 2: and it's just not sustainable at all of this.
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  Speaker 1: So we just decided to not work out.
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  Speaker 3: What I said, But I could find a new gym. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I just don't want to. I love my gym.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems that you really like the people there
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  Speaker 2: and things like that. So yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Other than that, you know, shout out to UFC.
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  Speaker 3: We're back, baby.
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  Speaker 5: Something like something's gonna be so we need to, you know,
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  Speaker 5: get out ahead of it so you don't implode.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean I already am look at me.
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  Speaker 1: I know, geez, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: But like to everyone out there, that's just like going
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  Speaker 3: through the day to day stuff and just trying to
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  Speaker 3: be smiling and.
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  Speaker 4: All that, Like it's hard.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know what to say.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna throw this out there and uh, you
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  Speaker 1: know this has nothing. I don't want you to interpret
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  Speaker 1: this the wrong way, you know, because I I love
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  Speaker 1: having you as a part of the show. But if
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  Speaker 1: this is something, if this is what doesn't work for you,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I know a ton of people I'd be
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  Speaker 1: willing to try to help you find something else. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like and look, it would it would not be this cool. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it would not be this fun. And whoever you work
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  Speaker 1: with would totally be I'm sure a bunch of lame
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  Speaker 1: os comparatively, not in life and in the world, but
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  Speaker 1: just in general. Like I don't I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: lose you on the show. But at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: like I want you to know it's like with Benji
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  Speaker 1: and everything, like you know, you guys are you know,
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  Speaker 1: friends first here, not that the company company doesn't care,
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  Speaker 1: no I'm saying, but like you know, here as people
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  Speaker 1: people first, and then it's like.
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  Speaker 3: My gym, Like I don't want to leave here.
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  Speaker 1: Right, No, I do understand that, but like you have
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  Speaker 1: to figure this, you know, I don't want to know
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  Speaker 1: I understand No, no, no, I'm not I'm not saying like,
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  Speaker 1: go get it, I'll get you a job at Costco. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm saying, but and and it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it could mean I'm just throwing those like I.
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  Speaker 1: It might mean like having to move or to you
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  Speaker 1: know whatever, or do something not necessarily you know, in
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  Speaker 1: a in a format or whatever that you love, but
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  Speaker 1: it would still be radio media something like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but at some point something has to something has to
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  Speaker 1: get figured out, Like you're gonna have to choose if
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  Speaker 1: it's the training and the job are the two most
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  Speaker 1: important things, and they are conflicting in a way where
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  Speaker 1: it makes it so you can't sleep or you can't whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It is something you have to make a tough choice
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  Speaker 1: at some point.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's something my therapist when I used to go to
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  Speaker 5: therapy used to tell me. And I literally just told
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  Speaker 5: the kid this yesterday. You can have anything you want,
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  Speaker 5: but you can't have everything you want. So you can
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  Speaker 5: you can be in this format, and you can do this,
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  Speaker 5: and you can do all of it, but you can't
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  Speaker 5: do all of it together.
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  Speaker 4: It's not it's not working.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I'm just I don't know. I've like
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  Speaker 3: worked my whole life to be in this type of
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  Speaker 3: job and field.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not anything.
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  Speaker 3: Then you might have never forgive myself for giving up
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  Speaker 3: in my drink.
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  Speaker 4: You might have to switch gyms, you know, you just
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  Speaker 4: have to do something. This is not well.
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  Speaker 1: Can't your current gym just can't you just shift the
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  Speaker 1: schedule there?
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  Speaker 3: I want to pay for private training? No, I mean
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  Speaker 3: they do mornings, which I miss, so I can't go
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  Speaker 3: in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's plenty of places that are like blocked out
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of the day.
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  Speaker 3: You can only go in the morning or later at night.
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  Speaker 1: Are you holding up a sign that says take a break?
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  Speaker 1: While Morgan sitting here crying.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now, Alice. I don't want you
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  Speaker 2: to leave, and I don't want you to quit, so
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  Speaker 2: I will sit down and help you figure this out.
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  Speaker 1: For how much is how much is the private training?
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  Speaker 1: What does that cost?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's like one hundred an hour.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I think I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: And do you go for an hour?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: I I just pay a membership every month, right, And
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  Speaker 3: like I go to classes, However, mining class I want
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  Speaker 3: to go to they stay late for me if I'm
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  Speaker 3: running late after work.
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  Speaker 1: They offer classes at certain times, so that's why she's
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  Speaker 1: beholden to those times, whereas if it was a private thing,
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  Speaker 1: it would be on schedule. Yeah, so think about that
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  Speaker 1: one pair of panties sold per hour of training.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe that's why I'm depressed. I haven't sold the parent
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  Speaker 3: socks in like three weeks. It's it's I guess it's over.
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  Speaker 4: You're just an I just.
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  Speaker 1: Want to make sure clearly you hear my you know,
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  Speaker 1: offer to you, and also that it's clear that you
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  Speaker 1: know I want you here and I want you to
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  Speaker 1: work here, but I also want you to be you know, happy, healthy,
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  Speaker 1: So you know, I appreciate that. Yeah, Like if you
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  Speaker 1: if you decide that, you know what it would be like,
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  Speaker 1: I still want to work in radio. I still want
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  Speaker 1: to work, Like, let me know, man, and I'll you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'll uh. There's plenty of people that ask me all
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  Speaker 1: the time, like, hey, do you know anybody for X,
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  Speaker 1: Y Z, and uh, so far I have a one
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  Speaker 1: success rate in people that have you know, I've recommended
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  Speaker 1: getting jobs you know, are getting getting something different or something.
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  Speaker 4: But also don't let them know because we love.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I appreciate Okay, all right, we're gonna take
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: a quick break. Sammy. Sorry, Sammy is more interested in
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: the commercials playing that she is Morgan's well being. That's
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: really rotten. But okay, it's time to play the smart
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: ass game, a sexual game you could play. It's get
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: in the party game section of Wherever you Go and
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Amazon of course, but like if you go to Target,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: they have it, like where all the other board games
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: so far, And we played just a little bit differently,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: same basic idea. It's a who what where? And then
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: there's a hard ass category, like a tie breaker category,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: but we put two people head to head and it
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: all starts with a very generic clue and then I'm
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  Speaker 1: a country. Yeah, and then they get more you know,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: more specific and narrows it down as it goes on,
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  Speaker 1: and then the last one is like super easy and
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  Speaker 1: usually by the time somebody's got it, first person with
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  Speaker 1: two points the way that we play will win the game.
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  Speaker 1: And we have decided that it's going to be dumb
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  Speaker 1: ass Tyler and menace Y. Yeah, so they spend a
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: lot of time together, and so why not just have them,
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  Speaker 1: you know, spend even more time now with this this
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: game battling it out now.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Don't we have a caveat our rules where if somebody
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: gets it wrong they just have to sit out one question?
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, right, because otherwise it's just a free for all. Yeah,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: or a gimme I should say yeah, all right? So,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: dumb ass tyler, you pick first?
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: What? Or where? Let's go Where? Where? All right? Where
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: am I? I am the biggest of my kind in
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: the US?
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  Speaker 4: First master?
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  Speaker 1: I was named after a US president in nineteen eleven.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Before nineteen fifty nine, Mount Whitney was the biggest in
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  Speaker 1: the US. I am twenty thousand, three hundred and ten
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  Speaker 1: feet high. I am covered in snow. You can find
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: me in Alaska?
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  Speaker 2: Gene Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Both Yeah, nothing so far? Huh. In twenty fifteen, my
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: name was officially changed again Sea Best. Where am I
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: with the initial D or the initials M M? I
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: got down to the very last ten you guys?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, menis?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Menis?
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I'll say Mount Rushmore?
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore in Alaska after a president, President Rushmore. I
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: have nothing. Did you hear what He's last clue? So
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: do you know? First of all, I mean, you know
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: what we're you know what we're hold on, you know
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: what we're trying to go for here that you know
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: what You're trying to come up with the name of
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: what a mountain? Okay, okay, oh, I think.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I kind of have an idea hold on, let's get it.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Let's get a guess from dumbass Tyler.
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  Speaker 2: First, the mount.
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  Speaker 1: I have no think of a president I am, I am.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: This is bad Mount Monroe after James Wonder. I have
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: no because I know there was some drama. I am
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: vaguely remembering drama changing the name the mountain. All right, uh,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: but I'm trying to remember that Mount.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: More House. I don't know Mount Morehouse Mount mcke in Lenny.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Because I was like, it involves some kind of truck.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: But I was does it?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: It was?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: But it was like a d and you were saying,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: am so then I was like, I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: it is.
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  Speaker 4: It changed.
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  Speaker 1: I never heard of that mountain, So you've never heard
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: of they no, never heard of it or Mount McKinley never.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I also don't live in Alaska, neither do I.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: I get it, Tyler. Tyler, before you say that again,
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: the room and name one person this room. The only
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: time that I've ever even been to you were.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: There yeah, and you climbed a mountain, climbed a hill?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: All right, venis yes, you go what am I? Or
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: who am I?
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: What am I?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: What am I? All right? This is the the smart smart,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: smart ass game?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 1: What am I? I am A form of dance. I
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: can be performed alone or in a group. I could
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  Speaker 1: be choreographed or improvt improve improviser. I usually require special shoes. Menace, menace,
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  Speaker 1: ballet ballet. When my performers dance off, I am especially.
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  Speaker 2: That was not correct.
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  Speaker 1: I'm guessing Nope, okay, Tyler, Tyler, tap tap dance is
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: the answer. All right.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: I was hoping you're gonna say tap because your buddy
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: Randy used to play used to tap dance.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Right on, Menace.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah I did. I had a friend that was like
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: tap dance champion. He was on Star Schurch Nice. All right, Yep, it's.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, you got one point. Now, if you get
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: this one right, you'll be the winner. Otherwise we have.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: To hireaker, we have to move on.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, all right. The next one is gonna be
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: a who am I? This round of the smart game
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: between dumb ass Tyler and Menace. All right, who am I?
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  Speaker 1: We are a heavy metal band based in California.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Men, Metallica.
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  Speaker 1: The answer is Metallica.
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  Speaker 2: Next.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I mean that's the biggest one.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: And they've been in the news because the super Bowl.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, and they're from northern California.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. Tiebreaker? All right, okay, tiebreaker. And it's uh,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: this is from the herd ass. So this is not
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: where you get the you don't get the clues. It's
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: just it's just a straight question. No, it's just one question.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: One question. First person with the right answer to Yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: we'll go back to this. Mount Kilimanjaro is the highest
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: mountain on which continent Tyler? Africa? Africa is the answer
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  Speaker 1: is the winner of this round of the smart ass Game.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: How did you know that you don't live in Africa? Yeah,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: that's a great question. I just guessed you know, yeah, Africa. Yeah,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: all right, Well that's how you play this ports game.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Everybody.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good advertising for public school, thank you, Adam.
• 22:19
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  Speaker 1: We will be right back. Nice joy.
• 22:27
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