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STIMULATED: BASIC REQUIREMENTS THAT MENS ARE SCARED OF!! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome back to another episode. Oh stimulated.
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  Speaker 1: We don't mess.
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  Speaker 2: Around here, do we, Jake, No, we do not, and
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  Speaker 2: that's why we are jumping straight into it with the
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  Speaker 2: first segment of today is reasons why we do not
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  Speaker 2: deserve Dogs, and I'm gonna go with number one and
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  Speaker 2: it's this right here, admire well explained to the listeners. Mate,
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  Speaker 2: if you're new here, this is Henry. This is my
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend's dog. He featured in an episode when he was
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  Speaker 2: very young.
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  Speaker 1: A puppy.
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  Speaker 2: He was a puppy, he was puppying and he was puppying.
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  Speaker 2: And now he's a fucking dog.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking dog.
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  Speaker 2: Now look at it doesn't even fit like he would
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  Speaker 2: fit on one leg last time he was here. Now
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  Speaker 2: he's massive, and now he's huge, and he's chilling. He's
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  Speaker 2: really actually quite relaxed, to be fair.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a lot of pets out there. Everybody loves
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  Speaker 1: their animals and sometimes they just need a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of appreciation.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we want appreciation for the pets out there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we've gone with dogs because obviously companions, but all of them.
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  Speaker 1: If you've got a good personality cat there, lucky, I
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  Speaker 1: love them.
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  Speaker 2: I would fully fully be I will be getting a
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  Speaker 2: cat to just like that just sits on the fucking shelves.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to.
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  Speaker 2: Be there and like every now and then when it
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  Speaker 2: when it graces me with its with its presence and
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  Speaker 2: lets me cuddle it, I'll be like, oh this is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: First, yeah, go for it all right.
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  Speaker 2: Reasons why we don't deserve dogs because of that little
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  Speaker 2: noise they make when they stretch or yawn. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that little like that little like it's like you needed
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  Speaker 2: that and you can tell it was a good stretch
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  Speaker 2: every morning.
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  Speaker 1: Reason why we don't deserve it is because how cute
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  Speaker 1: that it actually melts. Everything they do is just God,
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  Speaker 1: just squeeze. It's good to have a dog any now,
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  Speaker 1: because like we can just look, we can really like,
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  Speaker 1: we can really embrace it. Reasons why we don't deserve
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  Speaker 1: dogs how they're always so excited when you get hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that was one of when you get home from work.
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  Speaker 2: And I've never been that excited for anything in my
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  Speaker 2: whole life, I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: And they feel that every day you actually like you
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  Speaker 1: feel something. You get home and sometimes you forget that
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  Speaker 1: they're there. Yes, and they're they're waiting and they're so
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  Speaker 1: happy and something. One reason, another reason why we don't
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  Speaker 1: deserve dogs is going off that, and it's that they
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  Speaker 1: they like recognize the sound of your car or the
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  Speaker 1: sound of something that you do, so they know when
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  Speaker 1: you're home. So you're not even near the door, but
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  Speaker 1: when you get to the door, they're jumping at the
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  Speaker 1: door already because they know you're home. You're just like,
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  Speaker 1: how do you know that? The geniuses?
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  Speaker 2: And there's no better I would I'm not this is bad.
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  Speaker 1: I would prefer to come home to Henry every day
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  Speaker 1: for how excited he gets.
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  Speaker 2: Then to come home to my girlfriend, she would say
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  Speaker 2: the same thing. I know she would, purely based off
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  Speaker 2: the excitement. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best. To be fair.
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  Speaker 2: You probably haven't felt it for a while because I
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  Speaker 2: took you home after a solid six days away from
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  Speaker 2: your dog, and he's so old that he didn't even
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  Speaker 2: know you were there.
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  Speaker 1: You picked him up and he was just like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm off the ground. He was still happy to be
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  Speaker 1: picked up, mate.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well that one you do was one of mine,
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  Speaker 2: But I got another good one. Reasons why we don't
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  Speaker 2: deserve dogs because we are their whole life and they
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  Speaker 2: are just.
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  Speaker 1: A short part of ours. Oh that's the it's very
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  Speaker 1: They're so meaningful in our life.
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  Speaker 2: I know we to them like we are their entire life,
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  Speaker 2: from when they meet us to when they fucking die exactly,
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  Speaker 2: and we're just going to remember them as like a
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  Speaker 2: best friend that we had for ten years when we
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  Speaker 2: were twenty.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think dogs think about when they die
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  Speaker 1: their own I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to cry. Seriously, I don't want to know.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't. You couldn't tell me that information of like proof,
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  Speaker 2: this is what they think about when they're dying, like
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  Speaker 2: all the good memories of they think about you feeding him, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm thinking of what they dream of as well,
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  Speaker 2: or when he's home alone and waiting for you at
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  Speaker 2: work for eight hours, like you hate doing it, but
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  Speaker 2: thinking like what is he thinking about? Because he's just
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  Speaker 2: thinking about good memories of times where you were home.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like I it's so depressing to think about.
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  Speaker 1: I know what you mean. Oh, so reasons why we
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  Speaker 1: don't deserve dogs, how loyal they are sort of going
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  Speaker 1: off your one. No dog likes a person more than
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  Speaker 1: their own. Oh my god. Literally, if you're the owner
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  Speaker 1: of that dog that's there, like you said, their whole life,
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  Speaker 1: another person.
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  Speaker 2: Comes up like they'll be happy. It's not the same
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  Speaker 2: type of happy, No, it's different.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They will never ever break your heart exactly. A dog
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  Speaker 2: will never break your heart. I wish boys were like dogs.
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  Speaker 1: These girls, I know. Bro.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if men were like dogs, the world would be
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  Speaker 2: a fucking good place.
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  Speaker 1: I would just say it would be.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hinge wouldn't exist, wouldn't exist. Reasons why we don't
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  Speaker 2: deserve dogs. They never had to download Hinge did they.
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  Speaker 2: All they were was faithful. Fucking hell they were.
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  Speaker 1: Are you out?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm done, I got two more. While we don't
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  Speaker 2: deserve dogs. They teach you what a real best like
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  Speaker 2: fuck and my last one. They always put you first.
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  Speaker 1: Cuddles, they're down, walks they're down, Oh yeah, beach they're down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're like, oh you're up, getting out of house where
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  Speaker 1: we go?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Sorry, sometimes you don't always get to come.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize. Yeah, but they're no matter what. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: you're there with them, they're happy. Fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Also, delutless things make them happy. Reasons why we don't
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  Speaker 2: deserve dogs.
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  Speaker 1: They live in the moment. Yeah, we don't live in
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  Speaker 1: the moment. We worry about money. They don't worry about money.
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  Speaker 1: All they're worried about is you exactly. They're all living
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  Speaker 1: in the moment. I love that about dogs. This makes
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  Speaker 1: me think, right now how much I love berry. This
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  Speaker 1: for you. You've gotta start showing some love.
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  Speaker 2: Lad.
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  Speaker 1: Don't put that into the world, all right, everybody, Usually
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: on this pod we try to get an insight info
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  Speaker 1: into how the males think, yes, and we do our
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  Speaker 1: best to give everybody a little bit of a feeling
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  Speaker 1: of what we feeling. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, But right
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  Speaker 1: now we're going to get an insight into what girls
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  Speaker 1: are thinking about on a first date. Yes, so this
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  Speaker 1: is what are you really trying to find out during
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  Speaker 1: the talking stages? Which is great insightful information right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I found when I was getting these that they're
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  Speaker 2: not always just trying to find out like the simple things. No,
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  Speaker 2: most of from real at all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're trying to find out the nitty gritty kind
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  Speaker 1: of stuff. Yeah, you go first or me, you go first. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so what are you really trying to find out during
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  Speaker 1: the talking stages? Good one. We'll start with a good one.
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  Speaker 1: How open he is about his feelings. Okay, that is
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  Speaker 1: a good one. That's very much. I can't say there
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  Speaker 1: was that many more. Yeah, that was very mature.
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  Speaker 2: I won't follow up with a mature one. What are
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  Speaker 2: you really trying to find out during the talking stage?
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  Speaker 2: How many other girls he's talking to?
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  Speaker 1: AKA? What the competition's like? Ballad ballad? How do they
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  Speaker 1: find that out? I don't actually know. The guys slip
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  Speaker 1: up a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: They must or they're just honest, surely not they slip No,
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  Speaker 2: guys don't be fucking ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Yeayeah yes and Henry, yes, but they must slip up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, next one's a good one. What
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  Speaker 1: are you really trying to find out during the talking
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  Speaker 1: stages if they're a serial killer? Oh? Wit, that is
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  Speaker 1: I saw that heaps. I swear girls always think that.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I mean to be fair, like, keep the standards low,
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  Speaker 2: and he can only go up. So if you think
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  Speaker 2: he might be a serial killer and then he's not,
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  Speaker 2: he's green flags. Yeah, you know, it's not a bad.
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  Speaker 1: Way to look at It's better to have your walls
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  Speaker 1: up fair enough, make sure you take, make sure you're safe. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: first date, very public place location, do all the gilly pop?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What are you really trying to find out during
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  Speaker 2: the talking stage if he also likes sexting?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they don't find that out. I just don't see.
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  Speaker 1: Here's my problem with this, right, Yeah, girls are trying
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  Speaker 1: to find this out. But do they? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Like, are you trying to find out if you like
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  Speaker 2: sexting because you think it's a red flag?
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  Speaker 1: Are you trying to find it out because you think
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  Speaker 1: it's a green I'm also thinking, like how do you
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  Speaker 1: get that information out of a guy? Like you're just like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you like spicy picks or something like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, like I guess like far enough
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  Speaker 2: in like the talking stage could be a month. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're far enough and you're a bit comfortable, so maybe
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  Speaker 2: it's like.
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  Speaker 1: I've never done it? Though, really could you do it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't what do you really like? But like on
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  Speaker 1: the scheme of what I'm trying to figure out about
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  Speaker 1: a person, like that's so low down here, Like if
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  Speaker 1: they don't for you, yeah, for you, it is surely
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  Speaker 1: for some people it might be important. Surely, Like if
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  Speaker 1: you're thinking about should I date this guy. This could
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  Speaker 1: be one of their he doesn't say dick pics.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even think sexting is always just nudes though,
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  Speaker 2: Like it's like, is he articulate in the way he
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  Speaker 2: wants to undress me? I would like to pull down
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  Speaker 2: her pantyholes, and I would like to I would like
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  Speaker 2: to take you into that room. Close the door, you go,
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  Speaker 2: that's good to throw you against the wall a dark,
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  Speaker 2: dimmed room.
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  Speaker 1: The details may need you upon all smelling like a
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  Speaker 1: nice wooden Clearly we could not.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know what I think they want to
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  Speaker 2: hear about the smell of wood in the room.
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  Speaker 1: What about the the room detail? You've got to set
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  Speaker 1: the scene? Maybe, I don't know. What are you really
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  Speaker 1: trying to find out during the talking stages? If he
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  Speaker 1: has money? I had one that said, what that bank
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  Speaker 1: balance looks like? Valley honestly? Fair enough, that's fair. Some
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  Speaker 1: people like that. That's that makes him.
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  Speaker 2: Look, what are you really trying to find out during
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  Speaker 2: the talking stage?
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  Speaker 1: If they can handle that dog in me? That one's fair.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you're trying to find out. Yeah, and there's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of dogs out there. Yeah, Okay, what are
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  Speaker 1: you actually trying to find out during the talking stages
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  Speaker 1: if he's actually single.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I tell you what you have to have gone
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  Speaker 2: through it. If that's what you're trying to find out
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  Speaker 2: in the Yeah, I gotta say I couldn't imagine the
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  Speaker 2: amount of times people like I've never been in the situation.
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  Speaker 2: But I just couldn't imagine going on proper dates with
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  Speaker 2: someone and then really thinking like this could go somewhere,
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  Speaker 2: and then finding out they're in.
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  Speaker 1: A serious relationship. I just don't understand how people deal
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  Speaker 1: with guilt.
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  Speaker 2: Like some people don't feel guilt, but I like, I
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  Speaker 2: ate too much chocolate, and you feel guilt, and I
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  Speaker 2: feel guilty.
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  Speaker 1: You skip. Imagine sitting on sitting on a restaurant floor
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  Speaker 1: across from a girl you have a girlfriend, and you're
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  Speaker 1: talking willy nilly. I would talking like you're single. I
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  Speaker 1: would crumble. You're talking about your feeling.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're talking about like what like your aspirations in life.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about what you're looking for in a future relationship. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy, you know what it is?
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  Speaker 2: I think think that some people mix up that feeling
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  Speaker 2: of guilt with adrenaline, and people get addicted to adrenaline.
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  Speaker 1: Fair like, I know I shouldn't be doing this, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: makes it so much.
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  Speaker 2: Like the process of trying not to get caught, Yeah
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  Speaker 2: is what's keeping me alive right now.
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  Speaker 1: But ew, I know.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy, Like life is too short to be going
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  Speaker 2: through that type of stress.
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  Speaker 1: I like, not that it's right by any means, but
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  Speaker 1: also like if someone's doing it for that reason, how
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  Speaker 1: do they still not feel bad just for the person
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  Speaker 1: sitting at home?
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  Speaker 2: I know?
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  Speaker 1: Like what about those guys that have two separate families? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do you reckon?
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  Speaker 2: It's worse to be the first family finding out he
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  Speaker 2: has a second one, or the second one finding out
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  Speaker 2: that like they were the ladder and there's a one
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  Speaker 2: before them.
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  Speaker 1: I can second because it's all a lie. Firstly, at
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  Speaker 1: least he tried at the start, at.
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  Speaker 2: Least at the start, like he can be like, no,
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  Speaker 2: at the start, I swear, still both still crazy bad
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  Speaker 2: as each other?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: What are you really trying to find out? In the
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  Speaker 2: talking stage? Is the drama going to be entertaining in
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: the group chat?
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  Speaker 1: Ooh? Is he got that tea? Oh? Fair? What a
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  Speaker 1: bit of entertainment in his life? Has he got it
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  Speaker 1: fair enough? What are you really trying to find out
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  Speaker 1: during the talking stages how big is dick is? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: fair enough? Imagine I.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't imagine doing that three month rule thing and then
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  Speaker 2: finding out like he has.
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  Speaker 1: I would love I would love to know, like because
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: we're both males and really haven't seen that many penises
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: in our lifetime and the ones you see him porn
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: don't really those things alien. Like, is it like common
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: for most dudes to have a normal willy or is
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  Speaker 1: it like there's a lot of ship dick out there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is there like really shit? Yeah, bad dick? Like I'm
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  Speaker 1: thinking it's got to be like a half percentage that
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  Speaker 1: it's not surely everyone, yeah is just average.
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  Speaker 2: But maybe we're being like, but I mean the word
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  Speaker 2: average is actually probably the most likely that everyone's going
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  Speaker 2: to because like the average, like my average is like
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  Speaker 2: the most It must be such a leadown, like you've
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: been talking to this guy and then like, but that
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  Speaker 2: could be the purpose of this three month rule thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's like maybe before they've tried this three month rule,
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  Speaker 2: they've gone like third date in they've been like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: let's do what I want to have sex with you,
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  Speaker 2: and then he's got he's a nice guy, but he's
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: got a small dick, so then they don't want to
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  Speaker 2: see him again.
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  Speaker 1: But the three month rules, like.
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  Speaker 2: They get so invested in this guy and their feelings
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  Speaker 2: are involved, and then he has a small dick, and
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: it's like.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter as much. Transport yourself into a girl.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, you've been seeing a guy for three months, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you really like him, Get down to a penny. We're
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: talking like pinky, what do you do? I think i'd
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  Speaker 1: leave him? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel like I don't feel like happened to
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  Speaker 2: like live and die by that whole.
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  Speaker 1: It's not about how mean it is. It's about how
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  Speaker 1: they use it.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, nah, no, no, no, poor bloke, poor Jake,
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  Speaker 2: what are you really trying to find out?
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  Speaker 1: In the talking stage?
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  Speaker 2: If he squeezes his toothpaste from the middle or from
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: the bottom of the.
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  Speaker 1: Tube, what do you do? Definitely, well, I go middle
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  Speaker 1: when there, I go bottom at the end.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you're just like middle up until it kind
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  Speaker 2: of like runs out in the middle, then you roll
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  Speaker 2: out the bottom of the bottom. Yeah, I am like
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: with my tooth with my toothpaste, I have to just
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  Speaker 2: from the start.
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  Speaker 1: I go from the bottom.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like whatever is in, yeah, it just all
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: comes out in the line.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm not that efficient. Hey, let us do whatever.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: It's sort of like the scrunch or fold toilet. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'm a folder. I'm just a scrunch, like
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  Speaker 1: wuld have happened to happened? See that's crazy that you
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: admit whatever happens happens.
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  Speaker 2: And it's a dirtier way to do it. In Korea,
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  Speaker 2: I was using that squirty thing. Oh but they use it.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: That was good. How good a heated toilet seats? Don't
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  Speaker 1: even get me? Fucking We should get some here. Why
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: are we not investing?
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Why is Australia not investing in toilets in this country?
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: You know, my dad came back from Asia and we
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: got a Bidata. Now like middle level toilet? Is it?
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  Speaker 1: How you can just get one Jack? Jack's a plumber
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: and he can install one. Can install them, you can,
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: it's so easy. Career. They had a dryer, they had
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: a little blow air dryer. Can you install that? That's
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: surely expensive?
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: One would be expensive as rules and stuff about the days,
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: like you can have sewer and the water supply and
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: then poison people.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: You just wanted to wash your butm you don't need it.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: We're the risk. I was Coleen in Korea. Holy shit? Sorry?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Moving on, Okay, what are you really trying to find
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: out in the talking stages? If they have any girl
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: best friends?
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Followed up by two red flags facts, that's good, she's
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: a fair What are you really trying to find out
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: in the talking stages? Oh? Then an upgrade from my ex.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: You kind of know straight away though, Via looks.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like Via looks official? Mate? What about the
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: feelings and emotions and the person they are? I don't know.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know because, like, when you think about it,
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: the only reason that you want to upgrade from your
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: ex is like because you want them to look better.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Well, the only reason you went on the date is
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: because they're an upgrae from your ex. Exactly. Yeah, yeah,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: you already know. I see what you're doing this one.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: What are you really trying to find out during the
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: talking stage?
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: His house plan on real estate dot com? Oh stalker,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: and we know how they find him too. It's crazy
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: FBI agents out there. My last one, what are you
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: really trying to find out during the talking stage is
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: how much he lifts? Really?
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: The fuck shit? What's that squad do? What's that bench press?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Has he got to?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I couldn't be asked like what do you bench on
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: a first date?
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Because my answer every time is I don't bench no
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: second day?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like do you need to know what you're like?
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Bench pr is just to be able to go on
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: a second date these days? Fucking fuck, that's crazy. Dog
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: get a dog world out there, alright, you guys to
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: finish off stimulated. We we've noticed that there's not very
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: many men out there putting men in their place, so
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: someone's gotta do it. We're gonna take the reins and
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: just yeah, keep going. So we're gonna call this one
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: basic requirements that men are scared of. Yeah, I'll go first,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: put in their place, first mate, planning a time and
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: place for a first date.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Like why are they? I don't know why.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I'm sick of hearing like the let's go for a walk.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Guilty, I've done it before, but it's not good.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Let's just see what we feel like. Time to grow up. Yeah, yeah,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: as we can say, because we're men, find your ball.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Literally basic requirements that men are scared of. Don't follow
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: models pages in the talking or relationship stages, So not
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: the girl. You know those pages that just have like yeah,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: pretty girls and like bikinis and like banderaye and stuff.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Don't follow them.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I had one that was so what basic requirements men
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: are scared of? And it's unfollowing Instagram models.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Same thing.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's two be which Okay, it's a good point.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Like men genuine it's like befohen they were single, I.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Know they don't follow them, like really thinking they have
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: a chance, but they follow them thinking like I just can't.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Like it's just out of respect though. Soon as you
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: commit to someone, just do a little unfollow, especially because
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: you don't know who cares. Yeah yeah yeah no.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Simple porn hub still exists, Like just like delete your
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: fucking searcher shoot and go watch that.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Honestly, literally so weird. Basic requirements that men are scared
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: of washing their sheets regularly.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Fuck, oh, my girlfriend's coming over to the Savoy and
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I haven't washed my sheets for a couple of weeks.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: And I know they're just going to.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Say something like they don't look dirty and they don't
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: feel dirty, and.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I just couldn't be bothered to do it today. That's
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: because you're dirty.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: You don't even know once a week get into once
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: a week still, you know your body's in a face.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Is such a big commitment to do it once a week.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: We're putting you in your place and everybody else mate.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Just what you said, the sheets so you switch them
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: in your watch?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I know I have to such a whole week to watch.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I think the laziness in it is that I don't
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: want to change them to I have to be fair.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Your room is tiny, so it's annoying to me. It
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: actually is cause I used to live in Jake's room
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: and it's annoying to move around and change the sheets.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: It's a workout.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a workout, all right, But no excuse basic
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: requirements that men are scared of knowing what you want
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: when you talk slash date someone.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I think that should be just like a given. Everyone's like,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: what I'm looking for that? Right a list? Yeah?
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Right list?
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I think you should definitely have that. Otherwise you shouldn't date.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think. I don't think it's fair. I
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: don't think should date. At least the person you're dating
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: is on the same page, or you.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Should go into it being like I just want to
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: have fun, like you say it on the first date.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah, Honestly, if you're honest, that's fine.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: And it's only going to ruin the vibe if they're
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: not on the same page. Yeah, literally, And if they're
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: on the same page, it's not gonna ruin the vibe.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: So you may as well take the risks. Honestly, the
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: best policy. Basic requirements that men are scared of. You
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: only recently got this having a headboard. Whoa good point.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: I didn't have a headboard forever, had for years, I had,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: I had full I reckon.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I had nearly two years of no headboard, and you
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: already got lucky. We fucking did a brand deal with
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: a bed company. They I wouldn't have bought one. They
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: sent us a bed frame. I wouldn't have borught it. No,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have Those brands are looking at it.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Basic requirements that men are scared of giving orgasms.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not scared of them.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not scared of it, to be compl Actually, I'm
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: the opposite of scared of giving an orgasm. I'm keen
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: to Yeah, I'm keen to give an orgasm, but again,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: just how do you do?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: It's just lucky. They should be there should be like
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: a I don't know, maybe there shouldn't be. I was
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: gonna say, there should be a tutorial. There should be
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: like women's anatomy on the separate Okay, A lot of
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: sexual sexual education should be pleasure should be together in
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: high school, right, and then they should separate the boys
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: and the girls, and it should be like, no fucking way,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: what orgasm tutorial on our sound guy Jack's looked up
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: on there's orgasm tutorials on the internet.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious triple J YouTube.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: So that you do. But I also think that's a
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: great tip. You should do sexual education for protection from
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: STDs and babies and then do a pleasure course.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: They should a pleasure course and a consent course. They
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: didn't the consent course at school now.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Some teething, you know, we were. Yeah, it wasn't good though,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: like just be open, like fucking well, it's outdated, like
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: back in the day you weren't even like allowed to
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: see girl's legs, like let alone tell them how to
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: give them an orgasm, I guess, and like the school
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: systems haven't been updated since like the fucking sixties.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, girls should start fucking riots, Like we want orgasms,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: we want orgasms.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: We want to give them basic requirements that men are
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: scared of. This sounds good having a condom with you. Oh,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: when I stands on that, I assume.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I mean I feel like when we were kids.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: So when when we were like sixteen seventeen eighteen, when
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: we like weren't really getting any girls. Yeah, is when
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: everyone had that one condom in their wallet for like
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: three years, untouched, the the the durex fucking the sticker
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: was getting worn off, like like the Yeah, there's no
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: way that condom was even worth putting on anymore. The
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: lube in it dried up one hundred percent. But when
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: you actually need it, you don't have it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I remember like one time I got with someone and
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: I had that that condom, but you, like, honestly, we
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: probably just were I'm sorry, we just aren't having sex. Yeah,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: like we just aren't having it, Like it needs to
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: be protected, and this isn't protected.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: This is yeah.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, let's go find a pig in testine.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Un Let's use that instead. That's what they used to
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: use back in the day before condoms existed, these picking testines.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Oh way, how did you know that? I don't know.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: It's such a weird fact that in testine condom back
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: in the day. I feel like that was the thing
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: that we all.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Used to know.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: No, like we all knew that. No, I didn't know.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: That makes sense because like it's the same thing, like
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: they did do it. Yeah, wait, were they reusable? Can
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: you give me usable condoms? Now?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Sure, they tie it up at
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: the end. Okay, that's disgusting. Okay, are you out my
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: last one? Basic requirements that men are scared of listening?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Oh well, if you have one story going at there's
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: usually more than one story going at once. Let's keep
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: it at one. No, I'm kidding. We do fucking suck
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: at that.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. We can get better by trying. Yeah,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: like sometimes use the muscle out the other. Yeah, as
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: long as we're not doing more than one thing at once.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, sit me down, try, sit me down,
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: tell me to listen.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: And I shouldn't come to that. You should listened on
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: your own accord, your own accord. But that's another episode.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Of stimulated everybody. Thanks for tuning in. Thank you very much.
• 24:32
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