Latest / Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald / Brandy and Julie on Female Rage, Britney and Grifters
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- 0:21Speaker 2: Sorted Heather McDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're
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- 0:44Speaker 3: Fast to the number one tabloid real-life podcast. Listen in,
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- 0:50Speaker 2: Hannah McDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
- 0:57Speaker 2: I have the stars of one of the greatest podcasts
- 1:02Speaker 2: that was just acquired from a huge network. People are
- 1:05Speaker 2: dying for it. It is Brandy and Julie of Dumb
- 1:08Speaker 2: Gay Podcast. Guys, how did I get this booking? Thank
- 1:12Speaker 2: you so much for being here. I'm very excited about
- 1:16Speaker 2: your podcast growth.
- 1:19Speaker 4: Well, you know, you've said... I remember years and years
- 1:23Speaker 4: ago when you said to us, when we appeared on
- 1:27Speaker 4: your podcast, The Juicy Scoop, that our lives would change,
- 1:32Speaker 4: and they have. And so I feel a full circle
- 1:37Speaker 4: moment here with all of us together in this wondrous time.
- 1:43Speaker 2: I love it, love it.
- 1:45Speaker 3: The real get is the live show.
- 1:49Speaker 4: On Friday.
- 1:50Speaker 2: Yes, let's talk about the live show Friday. I have
- 1:52Speaker 2: it right here.
- 1:53Speaker 3: Which we never would have agreed to do without the
- 1:54Speaker 3: $ 10 million you're paying us.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Yes, I'm paying $ 10 million. But you guys have to
- 1:59Speaker 2: split it.
- 2:00Speaker 4: I know, like, next year renegotiation.
- 2:06Speaker 2: We are very excited to come to Scottsdale. We're going
- 2:09Speaker 2: to do some hot topics today. And there's what is
- 2:12Speaker 2: great about the live show is we let it frickin rip.
- 2:16Speaker 2: You cannot hear what we're going to say anywhere. But
- 2:19Speaker 2: if you go to a live show, you can't hear
- 2:21Speaker 2: it on the Patreon. You can't hear it here. So
- 2:24Speaker 2: that is why it's super fun. Julie is going to
- 2:27Speaker 2: start the show with her amazing stand up that I
- 2:30Speaker 2: do my amazing fresh new stand up of stuff you
- 2:32Speaker 2: haven't heard. And then Brandy comes out in a cute outfit.
- 2:37Speaker 2: Are you wearing, bringing those heels that you love?
- 2:39Speaker 3: Yes.
- 2:39Speaker 2: And then we talk shit at the end. So it
- 2:43Speaker 2: is a good one. There are still tickets left. It's
- 2:46Speaker 2: only one show because I could only do one show
- 2:50Speaker 2: because I have the greatest thing happening on Sunday, May 5th.
- 2:56Speaker 2: It is my Mother's Day brunch and mass. for Brandon's school.
- 3:07Speaker 2: And I went when he was a freshman and I
- 3:10Speaker 2: saw how amazing it was and that the senior spoke.
- 3:12Speaker 2: And I said, you could offer me $ 10 million. I'm
- 3:16Speaker 2: not missing this. Now listen, he is going to speak.
- 3:20Speaker 2: It might be quite simple. I don't care. I'm so excited.
- 3:24Speaker 2: He is going to be, he's going to speak.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Well, that's so exciting.
- 3:28Speaker 3: Have you asked him for any hints?
- 3:30Speaker 2: No, I just trust that it'll be great. I just
- 3:33Speaker 2: trust that it'll be great and that's all I want.
- 3:36Speaker 4: Will you fucking die if he gets up there and
- 3:40Speaker 4: is like, my mom is the greatest mom in the world.
- 3:43Speaker 4: That's not fun.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Whatever it is. I don't care if it's super specific
- 3:47Speaker 2: or super general.
- 3:48Speaker 4: That's amazing.
- 3:49Speaker 3: It is.
- 3:51Speaker 2: If you're looking to go to a school... They do
- 3:53Speaker 2: offer this at the end of the four years, moms,
- 3:55Speaker 2: if you'd like to send your kid to Crespi. No,
- 3:58Speaker 2: I'm very excited about it.
- 3:59Speaker 3: So Drake didn't do it?
- 4:01Speaker 2: Drake went to Calabasas.
- 4:02Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 4:03Speaker 2: Also, he graduated during COVID.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Oh.
- 4:07Speaker 2: Yeah. You know it's those same kids whose graduations, I
- 4:10Speaker 2: don't even want to get into it, are being compromised.
- 4:12Speaker 2: So those same kids that didn't get to graduate from
- 4:14Speaker 2: high school because of COVID. Are now not going to
- 4:17Speaker 2: graduate from college. That's unbelievable. Oh. But you can listen
- 4:22Speaker 2: to dumb gay podcasts.
- 4:25Speaker 4: We will get into it.
- 4:26Speaker 2: If you want to go into the ugliness, the annoyingness.
- 4:29Speaker 5: Yes.
- 4:30Speaker 2: You know.
- 4:30Speaker 4: You're absolutely correct on that.
- 4:33Speaker 2: We are.
- 4:33Speaker 4: Let's get into the fun. Okay.
- 4:34Speaker 2: So I just want to talk a little bit latest
- 4:36Speaker 2: with Britney Spears. And this isn't fun, but it's juicy. Well,
- 4:39Speaker 2: we don't know. Some people don't think we should be worried.
- 4:42Speaker 2: Other people do. So she had quite a weekend.
- 4:46Speaker 4: All right.
- 4:46Speaker 2: It started out with this photo where she was with
- 4:50Speaker 2: her dad and she and her dad did settle their
- 4:53Speaker 2: legal dispute over the conservatorship. He was saying that she
- 4:57Speaker 2: owed him two million for the money that he had
- 4:59Speaker 2: to spend paying lawyers who helped him manage the conservatorship.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Brittany and her lawyers didn't agree with paying that much,
- 5:05Speaker 2: especially because they were some serious accusations, as we know,
- 5:08Speaker 2: against her dad. But it has been said that we
- 5:11Speaker 2: don't know what it is. But they were seen together.
- 5:14Speaker 4: Okay?
- 5:15Speaker 2: And she was laying down because maybe she didn't want
- 5:17Speaker 2: to be seen photographed, you know?
- 5:19Speaker 3: Clearly doing her classic no seatbelt, which we know she loves.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Oh.
- 5:24Speaker 3: Right.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Right.
- 5:25Speaker 3: She loves to not wear a seatbelt.
- 5:27Speaker 2: Brown pumps her back. This could be a sign of
- 5:29Speaker 2: stability or not. I don't know.
- 5:31Speaker 4: She seems fine. But the brown pumps were also– She
- 5:33Speaker 4: seems completely, completely fine.
- 5:35Speaker 2: I missed this, but she was wearing a different pair
- 5:37Speaker 2: of brown pumps in the car. Then she came back.
- 5:40Speaker 2: And danced around the Cheesecake Factory foyer in another cute dress,
- 5:45Speaker 2: pushing the boobs up in the brown pumps. And then,
- 5:48Speaker 2: of course, TMZ interviewed some psychiatrist who says that she
- 5:52Speaker 2: should be on meds. And other people are saying she's
- 5:55Speaker 2: going through her $ 60 million. This is through page six.
- 5:58Speaker 2: She's going through her $ 60 million estate post-conservatorship like crazy.
- 6:03Speaker 2: She goes to Hawaii, goes to all these places, always
- 6:08Speaker 2: takes private jets. I don't know if that's true or not,
- 6:12Speaker 2: but she was seen in a– driving like a Jeep
- 6:16Speaker 2: or in a car with a bunch of friends in
- 6:18Speaker 2: the back. And she filmed it and she took it down.
- 6:22Speaker 2: But TMZ captured it and they were going to a
- 6:25Speaker 2: winery and then she posted this bottle of wine. And
- 6:29Speaker 2: she said, this is my first $ 300 bottle of wine.
- 6:33Speaker 2: I wonder if– and it's called– Norton, great advertising. I
- 6:37Speaker 2: hope they send her a case. And I normally would
- 6:40Speaker 2: spend $ 6. 99. I'm spending $ 300. And I'm like, you know,
- 6:45Speaker 2: free of these people. Let me have my $ 300 bottle
- 6:47Speaker 2: of wine, which she deserves. And then she kind of
- 6:50Speaker 2: made fun of her sister so people thought. They're going
- 6:53Speaker 2: through this thing. And she's doing all her accents. She's like,
- 6:56Speaker 2: are we going through a jungle now?
- 6:58Speaker 3: Are we?
- 7:00Speaker 2: Maybe I'll be like my sister who's in a jungle
- 7:02Speaker 2: who said, bathe me, bathe me. It's all about me.
- 7:05Speaker 2: referencing that she was on that Special Forces. And some
- 7:09Speaker 2: people thought she was dissing the sister. Other people were like,
- 7:13Speaker 2: it sounds like she's having fun with her friends while
- 7:15Speaker 2: going to a winery. Probably a little buzz. She's not driving.
- 7:19Speaker 2: I don't know. You guys, yes.
- 7:22Speaker 3: I mean, obviously she's completely fine.
- 7:26Speaker 4: And there is no issue. She can take care of herself.
- 7:30Speaker 4: She's completely stable.
- 7:31Speaker 3: When we watch the Instagram videos, we just are like, wow.
- 7:34Speaker 3: It's been so good that she's out of this conservatorship.
- 7:37Speaker 3: She just really.
- 7:38Speaker 2: She's flourishing.
- 7:40Speaker 4: Flourishing.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Well, you know what?
- 7:42Speaker 4: I mean, it's so hard because, you know, I felt
- 7:46Speaker 4: so bad. I did feel bad for her in that conservatorship,
- 7:48Speaker 4: which I thought was super brutal. But then you're like,
- 7:51Speaker 4: she's insane. I mean, she's straight up insane. Or deranged
- 7:56Speaker 4: or whatever it is that a person gets because they've
- 7:58Speaker 4: been abused or mistreated for their whole life. I think
- 8:02Speaker 4: she has some problems, but I don't think she needs
- 8:05Speaker 4: to be a caged animal.
- 8:07Speaker 2: Well, listen, you're probably thinking, Heather, didn't you meet her?
- 8:11Speaker 2: Didn't she film you doing Drew Barrymore? And that is
- 8:16Speaker 2: why you got to go to a live show because
- 8:18Speaker 2: there is more to the story. And I do share
- 8:22Speaker 2: the full story. Wish her well. Wishing the Norton Winery.
- 8:27Speaker 2: Invite me. I'll also say that I love your $ 300
- 8:30Speaker 2: bottle of red wine.
- 8:31Speaker 4: And look, she saved $ 300.
- 8:33Speaker 3: She normally spends $ 6. 99.
- 8:35Speaker 4: And now she's spending $ 300.
- 8:36Speaker 3: Isn't that what she said?
- 8:37Speaker 4: $ 6.
- 8:37Speaker 3: 99.
- 8:37Speaker 2: $ 6.
- 8:37Speaker 3: 99.
- 8:38Speaker 2: I wonder if she herself.
- 8:40Speaker 3: Got down on her knees, put the sprig of lavender.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you're right. It's on the ground.
- 8:49Speaker 3: Put it into portrait mode.
- 8:52Speaker 2: You're right. That photo is like.
- 8:53Speaker 3: Yes.
- 8:54Speaker 2: Maybe she just.
- 8:55Speaker 3: Grabbed that off the website. Well, she's got like three or.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Four people with her. So I'm hoping if you have
- 8:59Speaker 2: three or four people that are getting a free afternoon
- 9:02Speaker 2: and you're doing numerous accents for entertainment, I would hope
- 9:06Speaker 2: that they would help with the social media posts.
- 9:08Speaker 4: Jamie Lynn, put the wine on the ground.
- 9:11Speaker 3: Come on, let's do it. Let's do it.
- 9:13Speaker 5: I mean.
- 9:15Speaker 4: I don't know. We love Britney so much. We love her, too.
- 9:17Speaker 4: And I just hope she's okay.
- 9:19Speaker 2: Also, had a real fun time.
- 9:21Speaker 4: I mean, the glamour.
- 9:24Speaker 2: I am slightly crippled. Like, my hip. I don't even
- 9:29Speaker 2: know what I was thinking.
- 9:33Speaker 4: Were you dancing?
- 9:35Speaker 2: It wasn't the dancing. It was just the hardcore walking.
- 9:38Speaker 3: The walking.
- 9:39Speaker 2: The walking of three days of... Oof. I mean... I
- 9:45Speaker 2: wore boots one day. Then I wore boots to the
- 9:48Speaker 2: pre-parties with all the celebrities and then would switch to
- 9:51Speaker 2: tennis shoes before we would get in the Uber and
- 9:53Speaker 2: go to the actual thing. So I have two days
- 9:55Speaker 2: of tennis. It didn't, it was still so much walking and,
- 10:00Speaker 2: but so much fun. And I ran into Kristen Cavallari
- 10:03Speaker 2: and her hot.
- 10:05Speaker 3: Um, Montana boyfriend.
- 10:08Speaker 2: Her little cub. She's a Puma. He's a cub and
- 10:11Speaker 2: they were babes. And I got a cute photo and, um,
- 10:16Speaker 2: Peter was like, Ooh, he didn't even know who they were. And, um,
- 10:20Speaker 2: I was like, you don't understand. And someone was like, ooh,
- 10:22Speaker 2: maybe she'll get you a Montana boy. I'm like, I
- 10:25Speaker 2: have a former lifeguard from Oceanside, San Diego via 1988.
- 10:30Speaker 2: So I don't think I need your 24-year-old Montana boy.
- 10:34Speaker 4: Okay?
- 10:35Speaker 5: No.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Peter's all the Montana we all need.
- 10:38Speaker 4: That's right. He's a lifeguard.
- 10:41Speaker 2: He's a golfer. He's a pool expert. He's a pool expert.
- 10:45Speaker 4: He's a truck expert. He's a three-wheeler expert, duster expert.
- 10:50Speaker 4: He's all the experts, sweetie.
- 10:51Speaker 3: Julie literally in her own time when we're not with you, Heather,
- 10:55Speaker 3: she'll just go like this sometimes. She'll just go, I
- 10:58Speaker 3: wonder if Peter ever just like looks outside at his truck.
- 11:02Speaker 3: And I'm like, because that's what Julie does. And I'm like, probably.
- 11:06Speaker 3: You guys are just these men.
- 11:08Speaker 2: Soul sisters. Soul sisters.
- 11:12Speaker 4: It just comes across my mind throughout the day.
- 11:15Speaker 2: I'll tell you, a lot of people are like, would
- 11:16Speaker 2: you do stagecoach again? Okay. You know how there's those
- 11:21Speaker 2: claw things that go and pick up the little toy
- 11:25Speaker 2: from the arcade? If there's a way for a claw
- 11:28Speaker 2: just to drop me in my seat for three days
- 11:32Speaker 2: and then pick me up and fly me out of there,
- 11:36Speaker 2: then yes. Now, I know that's an extra ticket. That's
- 11:40Speaker 2: an artist's pass. I didn't have those. Maybe I would
- 11:42Speaker 2: do that. Maybe I would do my niece did the shuttle.
- 11:46Speaker 2: She said you should do that. But the shuttle drop
- 11:48Speaker 2: off wasn't anywhere near my house. But still, I wouldn't
- 11:51Speaker 2: have to wait for the Uber.
- 11:52Speaker 3: How much traffic to?
- 11:56Speaker 2: Or we just go to my house in La Quinta
- 11:59Speaker 2: and barbecue and stream it from the pool.
- 12:02Speaker 3: That's the thing to do.
- 12:04Speaker 2: Possibly. Maybe I do that next year. It was super fun.
- 12:08Speaker 2: Peter and I rallied every day. We had so much
- 12:10Speaker 2: fun at all the parties. The weather was good. It
- 12:12Speaker 2: wasn't too hot. Some years it is. And I love
- 12:15Speaker 2: country music. I love country music because I didn't know
- 12:18Speaker 2: how to change the station on my car when I
- 12:21Speaker 2: would get off the freeway in La Quinta. And there
- 12:24Speaker 2: was a public... FM radio station that I found. And
- 12:28Speaker 2: that's when I got into country music. And I knew
- 12:31Speaker 2: all the songs and I loved it.
- 12:33Speaker 3: Do you have a favorite country artist right now?
- 12:35Speaker 2: Right now it's Morgan Wallen. Now he's a little controversial
- 12:37Speaker 2: because he threw the chair off of the thing. But
- 12:39Speaker 2: out of everybody, oh, there's also this kid, Bailey Zimmerman,
- 12:43Speaker 2: who came out wearing a shirt. These younger country stars
- 12:47Speaker 2: didn't really dress real country. These Gen Z country stars,
- 12:50Speaker 2: they were like tatted up. One guy came out in
- 12:53Speaker 2: a shirt that said, I like older women. That's Bailey Zimmerman.
- 12:56Speaker 2: That was cute. With just like white kind of tight shorts.
- 12:59Speaker 2: So that was like not a country outfit. Then Hardy
- 13:02Speaker 2: came out and he was like a mixed matched outfit.
- 13:05Speaker 2: He had like beach shorts on and like a weird
- 13:07Speaker 2: golf shirt. He was great though. I knew all his songs.
- 13:11Speaker 2: And then Morgan came out in a normal country outfit.
- 13:14Speaker 2: And this girl next to us, every time he finishes
- 13:17Speaker 2: the song, she goes, I want you to sit on
- 13:20Speaker 2: my face! Or then she said, I want to sit
- 13:23Speaker 2: on your face. Every time, I'm like, classy, girl. It
- 13:26Speaker 2: was just, it was fun, though. It was fun. It's
- 13:29Speaker 2: a lot of walking.
- 13:30Speaker 3: They need people movers. We did this thing in, like,
- 13:35Speaker 3: where was Petra? I don't remember.
- 13:36Speaker 2: Where is that?
- 13:36Speaker 3: Jordan? It's this crazy, if you don't know what Petra is,
- 13:40Speaker 3: it's kind of like seeing the pyramids.
- 13:42Speaker 2: Okay.
- 13:42Speaker 3: But it was.
- 13:43Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
- 13:45Speaker 3: We got to the front with a guide. And it
- 13:47Speaker 3: was a lot of money to have this guide, but
- 13:49Speaker 3: you want to have a guide.
- 13:50Speaker 2: Right.
- 13:50Speaker 3: You know, and I had to have my hair covered.
- 13:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:54Speaker 3: You know, because we were like in the Middle East.
- 13:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:56Speaker 3: And when we got, he's like showing us a map.
- 13:59Speaker 2: Wait, did Julie not have to have her hair covered?
- 14:02Speaker 4: That's my little secret.
- 14:03Speaker 2: I mean, no.
- 14:03Speaker 3: She just pretended she was a man.
- 14:07Speaker 4: I will risk it. No, I'm not fucking covering my hair.
- 14:09Speaker 2: Okay, so go on.
- 14:11Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 14:11Speaker 4: So yeah.
- 14:12Speaker 3: We get up to the, to the, you know, map
- 14:14Speaker 3: of the place with the guide and it's like, pretty
- 14:17Speaker 3: large and I'm like looking at it and I'm like
- 14:20Speaker 3: seeing the little things that are on maps that tell
- 14:22Speaker 3: you sort of like distance yeah and I was adding
- 14:25Speaker 3: it up and I was like I'm sorry how long
- 14:27Speaker 3: is this and he's like 18 miles.
- 14:31Speaker 2: On foot total and I was.
- 14:33Speaker 4: Like round trip I don't think it wasn't 18 miles
- 14:35Speaker 4: to get to the thing it was like when you
- 14:37Speaker 4: because you have to go to there and there and
- 14:38Speaker 4: there and there well.
- 14:38Speaker 3: It was nine miles to get to the main thing
- 14:40Speaker 3: we wanted to see and then it was going to
- 14:43Speaker 3: be nine miles back did you do it Yes. And
- 14:46Speaker 3: then we saw people flying by in golf carts. And
- 14:50Speaker 3: I and I'm in the hot, hot headdress. And like
- 14:54Speaker 3: my hair turned into one big dread. And it just
- 14:57Speaker 3: was I will never again do something like that without
- 15:00Speaker 3: a golf cart.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Well, we did the the pedicab. So partly walking out
- 15:03Speaker 2: of the area of Stagecoach, same as Coachella. There's these
- 15:07Speaker 2: guys or girls in these electric pedicabs where like four
- 15:10Speaker 2: to six people can fit. And I swear to God,
- 15:13Speaker 2: it was like I do feel like it's the Titanic.
- 15:16Speaker 2: Like people just jumping on the last lifeboat to just
- 15:19Speaker 2: be like, I don't care. I have a child at home.
- 15:21Speaker 2: And I'm just like running. And they're like, you're too
- 15:23Speaker 2: old to have a child at home. I'm like, he's 18.
- 15:25Speaker 2: Let me on this pedicab. Like it was just– Everyone
- 15:28Speaker 2: was for themselves. It was adequate.
- 15:30Speaker 3: That's the business to have. This is $ 1, 000.
- 15:32Speaker 4: That's what I'm doing next, Coachella. I'm getting an electric
- 15:35Speaker 4: pedicab and I'm going to make myself $ 50, 000 in three days.
- 15:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 15:39Speaker 4: That's what you got to do.
- 15:40Speaker 2: They can charge whatever they want.
- 15:42Speaker 3: The car is beautiful.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Where did you end up going for it?
- 15:45Speaker 3: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. They have
- 15:48Speaker 3: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
- 15:51Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
- 15:52Speaker 5: What's it called?
- 15:53Speaker 3: It's Dune ADL.
- 15:55Speaker 5: Where?
- 15:57Speaker 2: Dune ADL.
- 15:58Speaker 3: There's an accent on the E.
- 16:01Speaker 2: Do you mean.
- 16:01Speaker 3: Yes, I got it on Done Deal Cars. Lift, please.
- 16:04Speaker 2: You going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage. No. Done Deal Cars.
- 16:09Speaker 3: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
- 16:12Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 16:15Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 16:18Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 16:23Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 16:25Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
- 16:28Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
- 16:31Speaker 2: filed against me.
- 16:32Speaker 3: When your free will is about to be taken from you,
- 16:34Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
- 16:36Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 16:39Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 16:42Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad.
- 16:43Speaker 3: I need a home dad. What happens next? When I
- 16:45Speaker 3: came in, he started crying.
- 16:47Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 16:51Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through.
- 16:53Speaker 2: It's about what happens next.
- 16:55Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all.
- 16:56Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was.
- 16:58Speaker 3: You're worth the work.
- 16:59Speaker 4: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
- 17:02Speaker 3: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 17:04Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 17:07Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 17:18Speaker 2: Are you watching Baby Reindeer? Did you finish it? Yes.
- 17:24Speaker 2: I have not finished it, so don't ruin the ending.
- 17:27Speaker 2: I'm like one episode off.
- 17:30Speaker 3: Do you want to know how we finished it? Because
- 17:33Speaker 3: I didn't like it and Julie didn't like it, so
- 17:37Speaker 3: we watched all of the episodes in a little under
- 17:40Speaker 3: an hour.
- 17:41Speaker 4: Okay.
- 17:41Speaker 2: You didn't like it.
- 17:42Speaker 4: Okay.
- 17:43Speaker 2: I was at a dinner last night with a bunch
- 17:45Speaker 2: of women and there was mixed reviews for it as well. I,
- 17:49Speaker 2: everyone told me to watch it. I felt kind of
- 17:52Speaker 2: mixed too. I kind of feeling like it's work now
- 17:54Speaker 2: to finish it.
- 17:55Speaker 5: Oh.
- 17:55Speaker 2: And, but, so what I find interesting is about a guy,
- 18:00Speaker 2: it's based on two one man shows that he did
- 18:04Speaker 2: about his life. And they kind of combined it into
- 18:06Speaker 2: this short series. And the main story is that he's
- 18:10Speaker 2: working at this bar and this woman comes in and she,
- 18:15Speaker 2: she's like, oh, I can't afford anything. And he gives
- 18:17Speaker 2: her Diet Coke. But then she says she's a lawyer.
- 18:20Speaker 2: And every day he gives her free Diet Coke. And
- 18:23Speaker 2: then she starts stalking him. And he finds out that
- 18:26Speaker 2: she is a convicted stalker of other things. And they're
- 18:28Speaker 2: in England, but he's Scottish, right?
- 18:30Speaker 3: Yes.
- 18:31Speaker 2: Okay. So anyway, now he, you know, when you write
- 18:35Speaker 2: about people, whether it's in a book like I have
- 18:37Speaker 2: or whatever, I've explained this, to keep legal happy, they
- 18:42Speaker 2: say like, Like in my book, You'll Never Blue Ball
- 18:44Speaker 2: This Town Again. I date a bunch of guys. And
- 18:47Speaker 2: besides changing the person's name, it's like don't go from
- 18:50Speaker 2: Brian to Brad. Go from Brian to Paul. And if
- 18:55Speaker 2: he's an eye doctor in Santa Monica, make him a
- 19:00Speaker 2: foot doctor in the Hollywood Hills. Or don't even make
- 19:04Speaker 2: him a doctor. You have to change so many degrees
- 19:07Speaker 2: of things. So anyway, and he also said, don't try
- 19:10Speaker 2: to find this woman, whatever. But of course the internet
- 19:12Speaker 2: sleuth found her, but she's coming forth and she's upset
- 19:18Speaker 2: about the show because the character who plays her is heavy.
- 19:23Speaker 2: Not that she was a stalker, not all the weird
- 19:25Speaker 2: shit she did. She was just like, oh, maybe if
- 19:28Speaker 2: I gain four stones or whatever the English expression is
- 19:32Speaker 2: of weight. And I'm like, look, they're trying to make
- 19:35Speaker 2: it that you were different. And it was still someone
- 19:37Speaker 2: who was a little off. She's 58, the real woman today.
- 19:40Speaker 2: But this happened to him like in his 20s. And
- 19:44Speaker 2: he's clearly more like 40 now.
- 19:47Speaker 3: And does anyone know what she looks like or just
- 19:49Speaker 3: that she's not?
- 19:50Speaker 2: She's just not fat and she's 58 and so she's
- 19:53Speaker 2: pissed about that and she says she's gonna sue for
- 19:55Speaker 2: defamation and uh maybe gonna sue for defamation so good
- 19:59Speaker 2: luck with that lady um after stalking him and now
- 20:03Speaker 2: you know how it fucking feels I'm glad that she's,
- 20:06Speaker 2: that some people have found her and she's annoyed. I
- 20:08Speaker 2: don't really care. Like you made this guy's life hell
- 20:11Speaker 2: and thank God he turned a hellish experience into art,
- 20:16Speaker 2: which was two, you know, one man shows, which then
- 20:19Speaker 2: became a TV show. So, you know.
- 20:22Speaker 3: I like the psychology of, I felt like that they
- 20:26Speaker 3: should have maybe or could have, one, it should have
- 20:28Speaker 3: just been a movie. It's too long. Two, I like
- 20:32Speaker 3: the psychology of you don't like this person and you know,
- 20:36Speaker 3: they're a pathological liar, but you're, he at least was
- 20:39Speaker 3: admitting that his ego couldn't get enough of it.
- 20:42Speaker 5: Yes.
- 20:42Speaker 2: And it's, he's very honest in all of it.
- 20:45Speaker 4: So honest.
- 20:46Speaker 3: And we do get caught up in that. And particularly
- 20:48Speaker 3: I think now online, it's like, you know, your ego
- 20:53Speaker 3: getting off on, you know, weirdos online, giving you compliments
- 20:58Speaker 3: or that's how catfishing happens. I mean, His situation was
- 21:02Speaker 3: different because he was kind of getting catfished right in
- 21:04Speaker 3: front of his eyes. And it was obvious right from
- 21:06Speaker 3: the very beginning.
- 21:07Speaker 4: Right.
- 21:07Speaker 3: But it was that part of it was really interesting.
- 21:10Speaker 3: The psychology of that.
- 21:11Speaker 2: Yes. And then how she's saying now you're basically stalking me.
- 21:15Speaker 2: You're using me for fame and wealth and all this
- 21:20Speaker 2: other stuff. Well, too fucking bad. Yeah, bitch. If you
- 21:23Speaker 2: enter someone's life now, it's my you're part of my life.
- 21:27Speaker 2: And I can say whatever I want. This experience happened
- 21:30Speaker 2: to me. And too bad. Thank God. People, you know,
- 21:35Speaker 2: it was interesting. She's an incredible actress, by the way.
- 21:38Speaker 2: This woman is wonderful.
- 21:39Speaker 3: You know, it's interesting, too, after we finished it, it's
- 21:42Speaker 3: like he, so.
- 21:44Speaker 4: He was trying to be a comedian.
- 21:45Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 21:46Speaker 4: And working at a bar. His career's not going good.
- 21:49Speaker 4: He gets stalked. He gets embroiled into the thing and
- 21:52Speaker 4: the ego and then it's horrible and he's being just
- 21:55Speaker 4: tortured and then he turns it into the one-man show.
- 21:59Speaker 4: And now his biggest success. is due to this experience,
- 22:04Speaker 4: which I think is pretty interesting. Their intertwinement of like
- 22:08Speaker 4: that trauma.
- 22:09Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 22:10Speaker 4: I don't even know how to articulate it, but I
- 22:11Speaker 4: was just like, I thought it was pretty interesting and,
- 22:14Speaker 4: and just something about it was just like weirdly poetic.
- 22:17Speaker 2: Yes, I do too. And I feel like, you know,
- 22:19Speaker 2: comedy is being authentic, but it's also tragedy plus time.
- 22:24Speaker 2: So this happened a while ago and he was able
- 22:26Speaker 2: to make something out of it. It's not particularly funny,
- 22:30Speaker 2: but it's like, it's pretty dark. I don't really think
- 22:32Speaker 2: it's funny at all, actually. So it's not like even
- 22:35Speaker 2: a dark comedy. But it's the honesty and the other
- 22:39Speaker 2: storyline about he was assaulted. That is so honest. Like,
- 22:46Speaker 2: I've never seen that kind of honesty about the aftermath
- 22:49Speaker 2: of something like that for a man. And I think
- 22:52Speaker 2: that is also really brave.
- 22:54Speaker 4: Yep. I'd love to see a documentary.
- 22:56Speaker 2: About the real thing.
- 22:57Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 22:57Speaker 4: That would have been.
- 22:58Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 22:59Speaker 4: I would love that because we loved all of the
- 23:02Speaker 4: topics and themes and psychology and the things that we're
- 23:05Speaker 4: talking about.
- 23:06Speaker 3: Right.
- 23:06Speaker 4: The piece itself was just torture.
- 23:09Speaker 2: It was kind of long.
- 23:11Speaker 5: Okay.
- 23:12Speaker 2: This was from our girl at the Pink Shade Pod.
- 23:15Speaker 2: She said, I was featured yet last night. Once again,
- 23:19Speaker 2: my second guest role of the year.
- 23:23Speaker 4: We were waiting for your testimonial.
- 23:25Speaker 2: I just want everyone to know, Heather, what have you
- 23:29Speaker 2: gotten out of these two big guest roles? Last week
- 23:31Speaker 2: you were on The Valley, and this week you were
- 23:34Speaker 2: on Vanderpump. It's called Little Turkey Sliders.
- 23:40Speaker 5: Okay.
- 23:41Speaker 2: It's called a past app of a tuna on a crust. Mm-hmm.
- 23:46Speaker 2: It's called free apps and just being excited to be
- 23:50Speaker 2: invited to something. So yeah, I went both times and
- 23:55Speaker 2: you would too if you were invited and not just you,
- 23:59Speaker 2: I mean the world that thinks I'm thirsty. And by
- 24:02Speaker 2: the way, I am thirsty. What do you think I'm doing?
- 24:04Speaker 4: You think I don't want you.
- 24:05Speaker 2: To watch me right now?
- 24:07Speaker 4: Don't watch me.
- 24:09Speaker 2: I'm just doing this for myself. I don't want anyone
- 24:12Speaker 2: to know who I am or go to my shows
- 24:14Speaker 2: or listen to my thing. No, don't like my post.
- 24:18Speaker 2: I'm not thirsty. I'm just doing this so.
- 24:21Speaker 4: I can what?
- 24:21Speaker 3: I know.
- 24:24Speaker 2: So anyway, so yes, I had fun and I did
- 24:28Speaker 2: get Heather and Jenna, Lala's friends. And yeah, but then
- 24:32Speaker 2: she wrote, so funny, if I find out next week
- 24:35Speaker 2: that Heather banged Jax or went down on Ariana in
- 24:37Speaker 2: Tom's car. That would be so juicy. No, I have
- 24:41Speaker 2: not hooked up with anyone from the Vanderpump or Valley world.
- 24:45Speaker 2: But yeah, went to that party, went to that birthday.
- 24:48Speaker 3: We got a good shot of, at the very most
- 24:50Speaker 3: intense conversation, a good shot of you just like with
- 24:54Speaker 3: your like specialty drink.
- 24:55Speaker 4: It was like a Cosmo, I think. It was a drink.
- 25:00Speaker 3: Slowly taking a delicate sip of it.
- 25:02Speaker 4: That's why I wanted the cut, then cut two, because
- 25:04Speaker 4: it was like that, and then cut two. We were
- 25:05Speaker 4: expecting your testimonial. Like there I was sitting at.
- 25:10Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead.
- 25:12Speaker 4: Just like among everyone.
- 25:13Speaker 3: Okay, let me do it right now.
- 25:15Speaker 2: Be the producer and ask me anything. I'm just going
- 25:17Speaker 2: to do the camera. About Lala's birthday party.
- 25:21Speaker 4: What was it like sitting there while they were having
- 25:23Speaker 4: that intense conversation?
- 25:24Speaker 2: You know what?
- 25:25Speaker 3: Please don't forget to say the question in your answer.
- 25:27Speaker 2: Okay. Well, what I was thinking when I was hearing
- 25:29Speaker 2: this intense conversation was, let me put my listening ears on.
- 25:35Speaker 2: because I don't know what they're talking about. And I
- 25:38Speaker 2: don't want to be accused of being thirsty and chime
- 25:41Speaker 2: in and sit between the two of them. So instead,
- 25:44Speaker 2: I think I talked to Logan, who's one of Lala's
- 25:46Speaker 2: best friends, and we actually were just talking about some
- 25:49Speaker 2: funny shit. And that was the other thing. People were
- 25:52Speaker 2: saying at the other one, I was talking to Leo,
- 25:55Speaker 2: I think, the two guys that are her really good friends.
- 25:59Speaker 2: And so I'm like, yeah, if I was really that thirsty,
- 26:01Speaker 2: I'd be chasing the camera around I think the Valley
- 26:06Speaker 2: one I didn't know was going to be filmed. This
- 26:08Speaker 2: one I knew was going to be filmed. She told
- 26:09Speaker 2: me it was going to be filmed. And the place
- 26:12Speaker 2: was really cute. It was this burlesque place, something gin,
- 26:16Speaker 2: bathtub gin. And it was a really fun place to go.
- 26:20Speaker 3: And how was the dancers when they came out?
- 26:25Speaker 2: I loved it.
- 26:25Speaker 3: Did they get completely naked?
- 26:27Speaker 2: You know, pretty close. No crotch. But like just like
- 26:31Speaker 2: the pasties with like the tassels and like, you know,
- 26:35Speaker 2: really curvy, perfect bodies. So and like it was fun.
- 26:39Speaker 2: It's like a fun thing to do. And it was
- 26:41Speaker 2: a small room. So it was like you really was
- 26:43Speaker 2: pretty cool.
- 26:44Speaker 3: But they didn't she didn't have.
- 26:45Speaker 2: The whole room.
- 26:46Speaker 3: Restaurant, just that table.
- 26:47Speaker 2: Yeah, we just were in the middle and there were
- 26:50Speaker 2: just real people there. Like I was like, are these extras?
- 26:52Speaker 2: And they're like, no. I'm like, what a fun night.
- 26:57Speaker 2: And people dressed up like the 20s there, which was
- 26:59Speaker 2: interesting because then the next scene is they're in San
- 27:02Speaker 2: Francisco doing a 20s night, which they were going literally
- 27:05Speaker 2: like the next day to the San Francisco. But let's
- 27:09Speaker 2: talk a little bit about how funny the editors are
- 27:13Speaker 2: at Vanderpump. Okay, this was Tom's show. And the way
- 27:17Speaker 2: they overlaid his dialogue with his show. Listen, his shows
- 27:21Speaker 2: are successful. I don't care what anyone says. They're selling out.
- 27:25Speaker 2: People are going. If you hate them, whatever. And he's like,
- 27:27Speaker 2: it's just amazing, the energy. And to see people just
- 27:30Speaker 2: cheering and yelling and so involved. And then they would
- 27:32Speaker 2: take the clip where, like, nobody was excited.
- 27:35Speaker 3: They're on the phones. They're just filming it.
- 27:37Speaker 2: Yeah, they're on the phone. And then, like, he's like,
- 27:39Speaker 2: some of my biggest fans were there. And then, like,
- 27:41Speaker 2: that's his mom.
- 27:42Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, of course. Yes.
- 27:44Speaker 2: Of course she's going to be there cheering you on.
- 27:46Speaker 2: There's Joe behind. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 27:48Speaker 4: And Schwartz.
- 27:49Speaker 2: So I can't get enough of Joe and her dynamic. Oh, wait,
- 27:54Speaker 2: I do have a hat here. Hold on.
- 27:56Speaker 3: Let me do my Joe hat.
- 27:59Speaker 2: But, I mean, she is, they come out there and
- 28:03Speaker 2: he's like, Joseph, want to go outside for a minute? And,
- 28:07Speaker 2: you know, she's so happy that she bleached his hair
- 28:09Speaker 2: blonde thinking that's going to keep other girls from wanting
- 28:11Speaker 2: to be with him. Like, that was not. And also
- 28:14Speaker 2: keep clients from you.
- 28:16Speaker 3: But it almost worked. Yeah. Because he needed to quickly
- 28:18Speaker 3: get rid of that hair.
- 28:19Speaker 2: Yeah. And so they come out and she's like, And
- 28:22Speaker 2: he goes, oh my God, since we had that conversation
- 28:24Speaker 2: on the couch and you were like crying your eyes
- 28:26Speaker 2: out because you actually really like me. And she's like,
- 28:28Speaker 2: that was awkward. That was awkward.
- 28:30Speaker 4: That was awkward.
- 28:32Speaker 2: And he's like, tell us about her. And she's like,
- 28:34Speaker 2: we could just be friends. We could just be friends.
- 28:37Speaker 3: Her.
- 28:38Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm excited to go to San Francisco.
- 28:40Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah, man. It's going to be so
- 28:41Speaker 2: exciting to go to San Francisco. We're going to San Francisco.
- 28:46Speaker 2: That's San Francisco. And he's like, I mean, we just
- 28:51Speaker 2: have this, like, bad, like, friendship chemistry. But, you know,
- 28:55Speaker 2: maybe we just... She's like, or we'll just get married
- 28:57Speaker 2: in eight years. Eight years, we get married, we walk
- 29:00Speaker 2: down the aisle.
- 29:00Speaker 4: He's like, wait, what? Yeah.
- 29:03Speaker 3: You just said we're getting.
- 29:04Speaker 2: Married in eight years. He's like, no, I didn't. You did.
- 29:06Speaker 2: And all I could think about was, like... He's going
- 29:09Speaker 2: to be 48. If they get, if there isn't, if
- 29:11Speaker 2: this show, I'm still watching this show. God bless me
- 29:15Speaker 2: if I still have, and he's 48 and marrying Joe.
- 29:19Speaker 2: And then they flash back to, we woke up.
- 29:23Speaker 4: That's like her way of hiding too. Like I have
- 29:25Speaker 4: chloroform in the car. Like she's going to kill him.
- 29:28Speaker 2: She's like, she's very cute, but she has kind of
- 29:31Speaker 2: like these flared nostrils. and really blue eyes. And she's like,
- 29:39Speaker 2: I mean, it's fine if it's Schwartzy. I call him T-Money.
- 29:44Speaker 2: It's fine if T-Money doesn't want to be a couple,
- 29:47Speaker 2: but clearly we have more common than anyone in the world.
- 29:50Speaker 2: But I'll just wait a year for him. Did you
- 29:53Speaker 2: see that she did a live recently? No.
- 29:57Speaker 3: No, we heard.
- 29:57Speaker 2: She did a live recently and she was just like,
- 29:59Speaker 2: she's watching it and she's like, um, yeah, okay, I
- 30:05Speaker 2: don't really care, but, and like saying things about like
- 30:09Speaker 2: Katie and I, I was just like, girl.
- 30:12Speaker 4: Oh, like she's watching the show and she's reacting to
- 30:14Speaker 4: the show?
- 30:14Speaker 2: No, no, she was like, I can't remember. It was
- 30:16Speaker 2: like a story, like she was doing a live and
- 30:17Speaker 2: people were asking questions.
- 30:18Speaker 3: She was like reading the things, the questions.
- 30:20Speaker 4: Oh, I see, I see, I see. Oh, this was it.
- 30:22Speaker 2: They said like, did you go down on, or something
- 30:25Speaker 2: about BJs or something? And she goes, yeah, obviously. I
- 30:28Speaker 2: gave team money at BJ. We're in a relationship. Okay.
- 30:34Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my God. And then last night we
- 30:36Speaker 2: also had to deal with my other worst character. Oh. Hi, guys.
- 30:42Speaker 3: Welcome to Something About Her.
- 30:47Speaker 2: It's Anne. It's Anne, the actual thirstiest assistant in all
- 30:55Speaker 2: of the world.
- 30:56Speaker 4: The world.
- 30:57Speaker 2: And hi. They walk in. There's crap everywhere. Yeah, I'm
- 31:00Speaker 2: not doing anything. I'm just mic'd up.
- 31:03Speaker 3: Fucking clean up the awning. What are you doing?
- 31:06Speaker 2: You're working for them now, Anne. Oh, God. Well, it
- 31:10Speaker 2: looks like there's a lot for you guys to do. Yeah,
- 31:12Speaker 2: that's your job now, Ann. I can't.
- 31:18Speaker 4: Ann and Joe are like, I don't know.
- 31:21Speaker 3: When Joe first got introduced, she, I, they were, her
- 31:26Speaker 3: and Tom were at like some taco place or something.
- 31:28Speaker 3: It was the first time I met her. And it
- 31:30Speaker 3: was like, I thought for sure, hands down, that person
- 31:35Speaker 3: is like in comedy. Oh, Anne.
- 31:37Speaker 5: No.
- 31:38Speaker 3: No, absolutely not Anne.
- 31:40Speaker 2: Oh, Joe.
- 31:41Speaker 3: Because she's all doing, she just, her face and she's like.
- 31:44Speaker 4: Well, doing bits and shit all the time.
- 31:46Speaker 3: Doing bits and making, just making these. It was just
- 31:48Speaker 3: the way she, her gestures and everything looked like I
- 31:51Speaker 3: would have sworn she was in comedy.
- 31:52Speaker 2: When they went on the swan, riding the swan boats,
- 31:56Speaker 2: and all of a sudden she's like, did I tell
- 31:58Speaker 2: you about my pet turtle? And I'm like, oh, so
- 32:01Speaker 2: you've been like literally writing down bits for this moment.
- 32:05Speaker 2: And then she said she like walked the pet turtle
- 32:07Speaker 2: on a leash. And he's like, you're hilarious. Yeah. And
- 32:09Speaker 2: then it went down a drain. And I'm like, wait,
- 32:11Speaker 2: this has nothing to do with the swamp. Like, where
- 32:13Speaker 2: did this story come from? I know it's edited, but like, no,
- 32:16Speaker 2: it's OK, Joe. She's got her hat line. She's still
- 32:20Speaker 2: cutting hair.
- 32:22Speaker 3: She's not a comedian is she no but she probably
- 32:24Speaker 3: will be yeah she I mean she clearly seems like
- 32:27Speaker 3: she Billy Lee and Joe are the new Trace Amigos
- 32:31Speaker 3: not Joe yeah no wait Joe and and Billy Lee
- 32:34Speaker 3: should be the new Trace Amigos yes Vanderpump um peripheral
- 32:38Speaker 3: friend style and they go on tour cause.
- 32:42Speaker 4: That girl's literally in improv isn't she The like, I
- 32:45Speaker 4: don't know anything.
- 32:46Speaker 2: Yeah, like what's happening in the world?
- 32:47Speaker 4: Like you're cutesy, dumb, acting like you're so sweet. Like
- 32:53Speaker 4: I feel as though she's a, I feel as though
- 32:56Speaker 4: there's a sinister thing going on with her.
- 32:59Speaker 3: We're not big fans of adorkable. No, no. That's a
- 33:04Speaker 3: literal term. In casting, like, oh, we're looking, you know, adorkable.
- 33:10Speaker 3: It's like, I'm adorable, but I'm a dork. And it's like,
- 33:13Speaker 3: just fuck off.
- 33:14Speaker 2: Right.
- 33:15Speaker 3: I can't.
- 33:15Speaker 4: Save it.
- 33:16Speaker 3: I actually don't even want you to be adorable.
- 33:18Speaker 4: No.
- 33:18Speaker 3: Or a dork.
- 33:19Speaker 4: Don't even be adorable. Don't be either one. You're an adult.
- 33:22Speaker 4: You're not a toddler.
- 33:23Speaker 2: At the end of the show, Sheena has another conversation
- 33:27Speaker 2: with Tom. And I thought Sheena said some really good things.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Oh.
- 33:33Speaker 2: And she was like, about... Ariana, she's like she didn't
- 33:38Speaker 2: freeze her egg. She didn't get a house. She didn't.
- 33:41Speaker 2: And one thing that was, you know, for herself, she
- 33:44Speaker 2: did that because she believed in this relationship. And one
- 33:46Speaker 2: thing that I just think that Ariana in every interview since.
- 33:51Speaker 2: The reason she is going to remain successful, in my opinion,
- 33:54Speaker 2: outside of this is she really does handle herself with grace.
- 33:58Speaker 2: She doesn't throw people under the bus. She and she's like, yeah.
- 34:04Speaker 2: Did the relationship have issues? Yeah, it did. But I
- 34:07Speaker 2: was involved in the commitment of it. The commitment of
- 34:10Speaker 2: it was, even if we're having some issues and it's
- 34:13Speaker 2: not perfect, The plan is we're going to make it work.
- 34:15Speaker 2: We own this home together. We were planning a life together. And,
- 34:19Speaker 2: you know, whether they're for now, the rest of the
- 34:22Speaker 2: world to be like, yeah, but they were only screwing this.
- 34:25Speaker 2: But it's not you still don't go cheap with the
- 34:28Speaker 2: girl's best friend. And like and the whole and that moment.
- 34:32Speaker 2: So that was a really good moment. And then when
- 34:33Speaker 2: Ariana talked to Brock, I appreciate that Brock was saying,
- 34:37Speaker 2: but I loved it when she was like. I'm empowered
- 34:40Speaker 2: by my anger. I'm not going to stop being angry.
- 34:44Speaker 2: And why is it that guys can rage all the time,
- 34:47Speaker 2: but I stick up for myself and, oh my God,
- 34:50Speaker 2: move on. It's her fucking house too.
- 34:53Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 34:54Speaker 2: And she wasn't ready to move and she wasn't going
- 34:56Speaker 2: to walk away and possibly get fucked financially by it.
- 35:00Speaker 2: End of story.
- 35:01Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 35:01Speaker 4: Brock might have said one of the dumbest things I've
- 35:03Speaker 4: ever heard. Not for nothing.
- 35:04Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 35:04Speaker 4: And it's not against him personally. Because it's a guy,
- 35:07Speaker 4: you know. But he literally said, and I said to Brittany,
- 35:09Speaker 4: I was like, I think what I heard out of
- 35:11Speaker 4: his mouth might be one of the top 10 dumbest
- 35:14Speaker 4: things a person has ever uttered out of their mouth
- 35:15Speaker 4: in all of humanity that's been a civilization.
- 35:17Speaker 2: But we do like Brock.
- 35:18Speaker 4: I like Brock. But when he said, what are you
- 35:21Speaker 4: talking about with male rage? What's male rage?
- 35:23Speaker 3: He said, give me an example.
- 35:24Speaker 2: What do you mean?
- 35:25Speaker 3: Give me an example of male rage. You want an
- 35:26Speaker 3: example of male rage?
- 35:27Speaker 4: What's an example of male rage?
- 35:30Speaker 2: Are you dead?
- 35:32Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Do we not live in an
- 35:37Speaker 4: alternate universe? I literally just think that was just a
- 35:42Speaker 4: brain fart. I don't know what it was, but I
- 35:44Speaker 4: think it was one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
- 35:46Speaker 2: But regardless. And I just think she explained herself so well.
- 35:50Speaker 3: Both her and Sheena were so, so articulate. Sheena finally,
- 35:55Speaker 3: of all of them, had the first breakthrough with Tom Sandoval,
- 36:00Speaker 3: because even Schwartz would be like, just say sorry, man, man,
- 36:03Speaker 3: you just got to say sorry. All those approaches are wrong.
- 36:06Speaker 3: And Sheena finally hit the because she was coming from
- 36:09Speaker 3: compassion and I believe true love and friendship and appreciation
- 36:13Speaker 3: for all the things Tom Sandoval has always done for her.
- 36:15Speaker 3: She finally was able to explain it to him without
- 36:20Speaker 3: making him defensive. Yeah. And just explain why, you know.
- 36:26Speaker 3: And he really saw it. And it was like powerful.
- 36:28Speaker 3: We watched the scene like at least three times over
- 36:30Speaker 3: and over.
- 36:31Speaker 2: I thought she came off great. And yeah, she is sad.
- 36:34Speaker 2: And she's a right to be sad that this was
- 36:37Speaker 2: like her best male friend on a show for 14 years.
- 36:42Speaker 2: And she's so disgusted by him and that his side
- 36:45Speaker 2: piece tried to sue her, threatened to affect her. you know,
- 36:50Speaker 2: even threatened like child protective services, type of really low
- 36:53Speaker 2: down crap that really fucking stressed her out. So like, no, no.
- 37:00Speaker 2: But listen, they are all working together. So the whole
- 37:02Speaker 2: thing is we've got to keep showing up and filming together.
- 37:06Speaker 2: And again, Ariana's not sitting out. She's going. She's going
- 37:11Speaker 2: and participating. So I don't see what the problem is
- 37:16Speaker 2: with that. Like, And if she wants to stay in
- 37:18Speaker 2: that house until it was time, now she's out of there. But, like, no,
- 37:22Speaker 2: she has every right to whatever, stay in her room. Like,
- 37:25Speaker 2: stop it. I mean, people do this. It doesn't mean, like,
- 37:31Speaker 2: when Lala said, you know, is really this funny? Is
- 37:36Speaker 2: you really looking at her like, oh, you're the one?
- 37:38Speaker 2: You left your man of 10 years. Left your man?
- 37:42Speaker 2: She didn't leave her man.
- 37:43Speaker 5: Right?
- 37:44Speaker 2: He cheated with her best friend for seven months. So
- 37:47Speaker 2: that was not cool. You know, I don't agree with
- 37:49Speaker 2: that choice of words. And is still living with him.
- 37:53Speaker 2: Get out, get out. It's again, you, she owns the
- 37:57Speaker 2: house as any lawyer. You don't leave the fucking house.
- 38:00Speaker 2: Then you have, you've lost all your power. He could,
- 38:04Speaker 2: you know, then, okay, well, the market's gone down. So
- 38:08Speaker 2: here's the equity is now only a hundred thousand. So
- 38:11Speaker 2: here's 50. And she wasn't gonna trust that.
- 38:15Speaker 4: Right, well, nobody seemed to be also mad at whatever
- 38:18Speaker 4: he was doing.
- 38:18Speaker 2: You don't know he could have trashed it. You don't
- 38:20Speaker 2: know what, so you're not gonna leave.
- 38:22Speaker 4: Why weren't people mad? Why aren't they saying the same
- 38:25Speaker 4: for him? It's like she got the brunt of, why
- 38:28Speaker 4: aren't you leaving the house, Ariana? Well, it's like, well,
- 38:31Speaker 4: why isn't Tom leaving the house?
- 38:32Speaker 2: Or whatever. Tom should have left the house.
- 38:35Speaker 4: You're the one who cheated. You did the shitty thing.
- 38:37Speaker 4: Get the fuck out of the house. Fine.
- 38:39Speaker 3: It's the same issue.
- 38:42Speaker 4: They own the house, blah, blah, blah, blah. But for
- 38:45Speaker 4: her to get just like the sexist thing of like,
- 38:49Speaker 4: the onus is on her to forgive. It's on her
- 38:52Speaker 4: to move. It's on her to move on. It's on
- 38:54Speaker 4: her to... And it's like.
- 38:58Speaker 4: No.
- 38:58Speaker 2: No, and then I loved her face because at one
- 39:01Speaker 2: time at the birthday party for Lala, Sheena's saying something
- 39:09Speaker 2: about Tom or whatever, and Arna's face was like, like,
- 39:15Speaker 2: why do you want to be his friend? Like, he
- 39:17Speaker 2: doesn't give a shit about you. And as someone who's
- 39:21Speaker 2: seen that happen with a former friend of ours and
- 39:24Speaker 2: people that are still staying around and people that are like, oh,
- 39:27Speaker 2: you know, oh, he feels bad. You should make up
- 39:29Speaker 2: with him. And I'm like, this person tried to ruin
- 39:33Speaker 2: my life, career, and relationships. I don't believe him, but
- 39:38Speaker 2: I appreciate you coming to me with this. But, like, no,
- 39:41Speaker 2: I don't believe it.
- 39:42Speaker 3: No.
- 39:43Speaker 2: And that's what Ariana's saying. Like, I think this person
- 39:45Speaker 2: has showed himself over and over and over again, this
- 39:47Speaker 2: being the crescendo. why are you mourning this friendship? Like
- 39:53Speaker 2: I get why she's like, why don't you see him
- 39:54Speaker 2: for what we all see him for what the rest
- 39:57Speaker 2: of the world see him. So, but I feel that
- 40:00Speaker 2: Sheena in her difficult position has played it well.
- 40:03Speaker 4: Oh my God. She, she put it for any, in
- 40:07Speaker 4: the larger scheme for anyone who's been in relationships or
- 40:09Speaker 4: been cheated on or cheated or whatever to get to
- 40:13Speaker 4: a point that Sheena capsulated perfectly the point at which
- 40:16Speaker 4: people can come to. in order for, you want to
- 40:19Speaker 4: talk about, that's the moment that she described, that people
- 40:21Speaker 4: can move, you either can do forgiveness and have, because
- 40:26Speaker 4: he hasn't humbled himself.
- 40:29Speaker 2: He still hasn't fully apologized.
- 40:31Speaker 3: And he's clearly still mad too. He gets very angry.
- 40:34Speaker 2: He's mad because he was lazy. And he was like,
- 40:37Speaker 2: I did this because you made me do it. And
- 40:40Speaker 2: I did this for this girl who then dumped me.
- 40:42Speaker 2: So he's still being like, woe is me, poor me.
- 40:47Speaker 4: He's blaming and he isn't taking full responsibility. And it's
- 40:50Speaker 4: okay to say these things contributed to the downfall or
- 40:56Speaker 4: me feeling. The thing is, it's like these things contributed
- 40:59Speaker 4: to the thing that I chose to do.
- 41:01Speaker 2: Right.
- 41:03Speaker 4: And rather than blaming this person for making me do this.
- 41:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 41:08Speaker 4: This made me feel... demeaned and low and hurt and
- 41:12Speaker 4: unwanted and all of that shit so I went and
- 41:14Speaker 4: I fucking did that and that's disgusting so what I
- 41:16Speaker 4: did is disgusting right but he he hasn't gotten there
- 41:20Speaker 4: yet but I think Sheena you know what.
- 41:23Speaker 3: I mean yeah she said it well she said it
- 41:25Speaker 3: perfectly and I loved the the you know Ariana saying
- 41:28Speaker 3: that that's outdated therapy.
- 41:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 41:31Speaker 3: And all of these emotions are part of this and
- 41:35Speaker 3: are fine to have for as long as I want
- 41:38Speaker 3: to have them. Right. The situation has taught me a
- 41:41Speaker 3: lot and we were all three of us in our, like,
- 41:44Speaker 3: in our Trace Amigas friendship had been... This is something
- 41:48Speaker 3: we have been like ruminating and discussing throughout like the
- 41:51Speaker 3: last year about like sex is really hard to talk
- 41:56Speaker 3: about in relationships. That's it's very awkward. It doesn't matter
- 42:00Speaker 3: how long you've been together. And in general, in any relationship,
- 42:05Speaker 3: sexual or otherwise, you know, when your needs aren't being met,
- 42:10Speaker 3: it's really, really hard to tell the person. So you
- 42:14Speaker 3: don't say anything and then you build up this resentment
- 42:17Speaker 3: and you build it up and you build it up
- 42:18Speaker 3: and you build it up until you do something that
- 42:20Speaker 3: you regret. And even though people, and it's not just
- 42:23Speaker 3: cheating and friendships and then the, and after that person
- 42:26Speaker 3: or yourself does the thing that you regret, it's really
- 42:30Speaker 3: not going to be that easy if even possible to
- 42:34Speaker 3: repair the relationship because the trust is gone. And Countess
- 42:37Speaker 3: Luanne de Lesseps said it best when she said, when
- 42:40Speaker 3: the friend, when the trust is gone, the relationship is dead.
- 42:44Speaker 3: And it's super hard to get trust back. And so
- 42:46Speaker 3: we have made a pact with us in our Trace
- 42:50Speaker 3: Amigas to be like, if we're upset about something, we
- 42:55Speaker 3: just have to say it.
- 42:57Speaker 4: And it's... And I've already told you two, I don't
- 42:59Speaker 4: feel we're having enough sex. Okay? So just to let
- 43:04Speaker 4: you know, I don't want to do anything.
- 43:07Speaker 2: This truffle is in trouble.
- 43:08Speaker 4: But I don't want to have to do anything and
- 43:09Speaker 4: I'm going to try not to, but I am really.
- 43:12Speaker 3: Okay. I mean, we definitely don't get to see.
- 43:14Speaker 2: Just don't leave us for Anne and Joe.
- 43:21Speaker 4: Sorry, keep going.
- 43:23Speaker 3: No, that was a perfect button.
- 43:24Speaker 2: Okay, so then we get to the valley. And the valley,
- 43:28Speaker 2: like I said, is really good. You know, Jax, I
- 43:31Speaker 2: want to say this because I've been saying it for
- 43:34Speaker 2: a while. And he is emphatic that this rumor that
- 43:39Speaker 2: is read on a... Anonymous website where everyone's anonymous. I'm
- 43:43Speaker 2: not even going to say the name of it. Can
- 43:45Speaker 2: just write anything. Oh, you know, and then, oh, did
- 43:50Speaker 2: you hear this? Did you see that? I so and
- 43:53Speaker 2: so said she saw this. Well, where's the screen grab?
- 43:56Speaker 2: Why don't you send it? And can you tell me
- 43:58Speaker 2: who said it? Oh, well, it's an anonymous person. Then
- 44:00Speaker 2: shut up. Like that is not should not be a
- 44:03Speaker 2: storyline that should not be shared out even with cameras
- 44:07Speaker 2: on or off that he cheated. And from everything I
- 44:11Speaker 2: heard from the beginning of their breakup, when people didn't
- 44:14Speaker 2: think it was real, it did not have to do
- 44:17Speaker 2: with any infidelity.
- 44:19Speaker 3: Now.
- 44:20Speaker 2: Am I going to be proven wrong in a year?
- 44:21Speaker 2: I don't know. But right now, I believe that it
- 44:25Speaker 2: wasn't infidelity. As someone who's been married a long time
- 44:28Speaker 2: with kids and know a lot of people that have
- 44:31Speaker 2: been in this situation that have worked through tough times
- 44:33Speaker 2: or gotten divorced, it is exactly what they're saying. It's
- 44:37Speaker 2: like you don't appreciate each other anymore. You're both irritated.
- 44:41Speaker 2: You're nervous about your child. You're nervous about money. So
- 44:44Speaker 2: the fact that he is that stressed out definitely lowers
- 44:47Speaker 2: the libido. And being tired and everything. And also just
- 44:51Speaker 2: knowing that that person is going to be there tomorrow.
- 44:53Speaker 2: So there isn't a big urgency to bone all the time.
- 44:56Speaker 2: And then you realize a long time has gone by.
- 44:58Speaker 2: And I love the honesty of it. But in this
- 45:01Speaker 2: moment where they go have this special dinner, he's like,
- 45:06Speaker 2: I don't want to have another kid right now. And
- 45:08Speaker 2: she's like, but our plan was to. And she's a
- 45:11Speaker 2: girl of a certain age. I think she's over 35.
- 45:13Speaker 2: So you want to get that going. And With everything
- 45:17Speaker 2: they're going through, I think he wants to know the
- 45:21Speaker 2: real diagnosis of his child. And also what we're not
- 45:25Speaker 2: seeing is that he's also like, is the valley going
- 45:27Speaker 2: to be a hit or a dud? He's filming the
- 45:29Speaker 2: show after being off TV for two years. He's got
- 45:31Speaker 2: the bar. So he's like, I don't know if the
- 45:33Speaker 2: bar is going to be a dud. I don't know
- 45:35Speaker 2: if the show is going to be a dud. I
- 45:36Speaker 2: don't know what's going on with little crews, if this
- 45:39Speaker 2: is just a little milestone blip, a little behind, or
- 45:41Speaker 2: if it's something that's going to require more funds. Yeah.
- 45:46Speaker 2: And so I'm like, that is really. And I also
- 45:49Speaker 2: get her that she's like, well, my plan wasn't just
- 45:51Speaker 2: to have one kid. Yeah. So what are you saying?
- 45:54Speaker 2: You know, so I think that their problems in showing
- 45:57Speaker 2: it are real. And again, it should not be based
- 46:00Speaker 2: on anonymous people talking on the Internet.
- 46:03Speaker 3: When we first heard before the show had premiered that
- 46:05Speaker 3: they had sort of like separated, I never, ever, ever
- 46:09Speaker 3: thought that it was real. Infidelity.
- 46:11Speaker 2: I didn't.
- 46:11Speaker 3: And that's just Jax.
- 46:13Speaker 2: Jax is hot.
- 46:14Speaker 3: Every girl, you know, but that doesn't mean that that's
- 46:18Speaker 3: what it was. And this show has really I mean,
- 46:22Speaker 3: we saw them.
- 46:23Speaker 2: We all did.
- 46:23Speaker 3: But we went on. We're on the same flight with
- 46:25Speaker 3: them to Bravo Con. And that was in October. So
- 46:29Speaker 3: they split up when when was that December that we heard?
- 46:32Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 46:33Speaker 3: Yeah. So she told us they were, you know, actively
- 46:36Speaker 3: trying to have a kids, you know, still. And that
- 46:39Speaker 3: was in October. if he is not having sex with her,
- 46:43Speaker 3: then they can't have a kid. And she really wants one.
- 46:48Speaker 3: And if he's scared. Yeah.
- 46:50Speaker 2: I mean, it happens. Like a guy, I mean.
- 46:53Speaker 3: She is saying that she feels she's being treated like shit.
- 46:56Speaker 2: Yeah. And they're just, they're having little arguments that are normal.
- 46:59Speaker 2: Like this is too loud in here. Get out, you know,
- 47:02Speaker 2: let's get outside. And then he's, and then she's, he's like,
- 47:04Speaker 2: do you know where my glasses are? And she's like,
- 47:06Speaker 2: Do you want me to find your closet or do
- 47:07Speaker 2: you want me to leave? Like, we've all been there
- 47:09Speaker 2: where it's like too many things. Like, do this, then
- 47:11Speaker 2: do that. Well, where are you doing? You know, and
- 47:13Speaker 2: it's just domestic getting along, little simple fights, you know? And,
- 47:19Speaker 2: you know, but it's like, so last night, so he
- 47:24Speaker 2: told me he was a big hockey fan. And my
- 47:26Speaker 2: cousin plays for the Boston Bruins. Wow. My cousin's son,
- 47:31Speaker 2: so my second cousin. And Charlie McEvoy. And anyway- He
- 47:36Speaker 2: said a while ago, I go, maybe I can get
- 47:38Speaker 2: you something for your bar. So I was going through
- 47:41Speaker 2: and I follow little, we call him little Charlie. I'm
- 47:44Speaker 2: following little Charlie because dad is Charlie. So I'm following
- 47:46Speaker 2: little Charlie's wife now. And I DM her and I go,
- 47:49Speaker 2: any chance you're like a fan of the Vanderpump kids
- 47:52Speaker 2: or Jax Taylor? And she's like, yeah, we all love
- 47:54Speaker 2: it and watch it. I go, do you think it's possible?
- 47:56Speaker 2: He's a good friend of mine to get something from that.
- 47:59Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah, let me see right now. It's
- 48:01Speaker 2: the season, but let me see. So then he texts me.
- 48:03Speaker 2: He's like, I'm with Charlie McAvoy's wife.
- 48:06Speaker 3: He's at the game.
- 48:08Speaker 2: And he's like, she's such a sweet girl. And he
- 48:10Speaker 2: sends me a photo of a couple of the wives
- 48:12Speaker 2: and him at the game. I'm like, okay. So now
- 48:16Speaker 2: is someone going to say Jax was flirting with the,
- 48:19Speaker 2: you know, da, da, da, da, at a game with
- 48:22Speaker 2: a bunch of hot women. Not at all the case.
- 48:26Speaker 2: Literally talking to his friend. This is a relative of mine. Like,
- 48:30Speaker 2: But I'm like, that's the way sometimes these stupid things start.
- 48:33Speaker 2: And it's just like, ugh, I hate that it's part
- 48:35Speaker 2: of what we're watching now. It's annoying.
- 48:38Speaker 4: I will say, though, and we love Jax, that he
- 48:41Speaker 4: also unfortunately has a reputation that precedes him.
- 48:44Speaker 3: Yes. So not just that he's hot, it's that he
- 48:47Speaker 3: has cheated multiple, multiple times. Which he admits.
- 48:49Speaker 4: So, yeah, which he admits and which he says and
- 48:51Speaker 4: that I did appreciate when he said it. He's like,
- 48:53Speaker 4: you know, these things are going to follow me for
- 48:56Speaker 4: the rest of my life because I– Deserve it.
- 48:59Speaker 3: What I'm saying is that because he's hot, which you know,
- 49:01Speaker 3: he gets requested on Cameo the most. He's always on
- 49:04Speaker 3: the front page. Shout out, we're all on Cameo. Heather
- 49:09Speaker 3: got us on. So he's always on the front page.
- 49:11Speaker 3: We could see he has hundreds a day. That's because
- 49:14Speaker 3: he's hot. And because he's hot when he's out and
- 49:17Speaker 3: he's so popular, all the girls. want pictures with him.
- 49:20Speaker 3: So he either has to say, I can't be photographed
- 49:23Speaker 3: with a woman anymore because all the douchebags on the
- 49:26Speaker 3: website that won't be mentioned.
- 49:27Speaker 2: You should do the Keanu Reeves.
- 49:28Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 49:29Speaker 2: Where you don't touch anybody.
- 49:31Speaker 3: And it sucks. That particular website, while it can be fun,
- 49:37Speaker 3: it is very, very toxic. the only real thing that's
- 49:41Speaker 3: fun is when people put up the worst pictures of
- 49:43Speaker 3: them ever taken and they're hilarious. But it's like the
- 49:47Speaker 3: website has turned in the gerbil and Richard Gere's butt
- 49:53Speaker 3: from a rumor that probably took five years to circulate
- 49:57Speaker 3: into it will circulate and be fact, you know, in
- 50:01Speaker 3: less than 24 hours. Yeah. And it's nothing but an
- 50:04Speaker 3: urban legend. I mean, but it's creating urban legends that like, like,
- 50:09Speaker 3: you know, lightning speed that just become fact. Right.
- 50:12Speaker 2: Anyway, I thought it was really real. Of course, we
- 50:15Speaker 2: see what's going on with the other couple. And the
- 50:20Speaker 2: other couple is getting divorced. They're definitely separated. That's what's
- 50:23Speaker 2: her name? Melissa. Wait, is that her name? Michelle. Michelle
- 50:27Speaker 2: and the guy. What's his?
- 50:28Speaker 4: Jesse.
- 50:30Speaker 2: And he has a new girlfriend who is from the OC.
- 50:34Speaker 2: And according to some, this is from Bravoholics, but it's
- 50:37Speaker 2: from Daily Mail. But from another thing I saw, I
- 50:40Speaker 2: think it was Bravo and Cocktails said, the rumor is that,
- 50:43Speaker 2: you know, this one article reads she has wants nothing
- 50:46Speaker 2: to do with reality TV. She's a socialite from the OC.
- 50:48Speaker 2: She's into charity work. And the other one said on
- 50:52Speaker 2: good sources, who knows that she has tried out for
- 50:55Speaker 2: Real Housewives twice of OC.
- 50:57Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
- 50:59Speaker 3: Interesting.
- 51:01Speaker 2: Why did they move to selling Sunset OC? He's a
- 51:04Speaker 2: real estate couple and he stops doing real estate with Michelle. Yeah.
- 51:07Speaker 2: And Michelle has some new boyfriend. who's some, like, divorced dad, exec, whatever.
- 51:13Speaker 2: They went all out to dinner.
- 51:14Speaker 3: And was it the boyfriend that she had during the show?
- 51:17Speaker 2: We don't know if it's that boyfriend or someone else.
- 51:19Speaker 2: But I thought, ooh, I thought that was really juicy
- 51:22Speaker 2: when he goes, you know, this rumor now that's going
- 51:25Speaker 2: around that Kristen said that you, you know, might have
- 51:28Speaker 2: somebody else or texting inappropriately or whatever. We now see
- 51:31Speaker 2: that Kristen said she had a boyfriend for a year.
- 51:34Speaker 2: He's like, I don't know. I look back at when
- 51:35Speaker 2: you went out with girls and he's like, You know,
- 51:38Speaker 2: I have a friend that every time we go to dinner,
- 51:40Speaker 2: we have to do the boomerang. So he's like, and
- 51:41Speaker 2: all of a sudden you have a girl's night and
- 51:43Speaker 2: no photo, no margarita boomerang, no anything. And she's like, yeah,
- 51:51Speaker 2: do you like your smoothie? Like it was just like,
- 51:53Speaker 2: oh my God. Yeah. I mean, he's seeing it. He
- 51:57Speaker 2: knows that it's his insecurity. And again, I just appreciate
- 52:01Speaker 2: the rawness. And then of course the other guy, father,
- 52:04Speaker 2: husband of the year, with the three kids and the
- 52:07Speaker 2: beautiful wife going through postpartum. I mean, if he could
- 52:10Speaker 2: not be a nicer dude. I'm telling you right now,
- 52:12Speaker 2: if that guy turns out to be a douche, I can't.
- 52:15Speaker 2: I can't.
- 52:15Speaker 3: It's a wrap.
- 52:16Speaker 2: He's too nice.
- 52:17Speaker 3: What about her? She is just like a saint.
- 52:21Speaker 2: Vulnerable, beautiful, wonderful. Again, love the fucking honesty of this show.
- 52:26Speaker 3: I do wish one thing.
- 52:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 52:28Speaker 3: I do wish with the postpartum couple, I do wish
- 52:33Speaker 3: that they would give her the space to, I wish
- 52:37Speaker 3: that they weren't, because she's crying in just normal conversations
- 52:40Speaker 3: and it's so sweet and touching and, but it's like,
- 52:45Speaker 3: they're sitting, the producers are sitting them down at the
- 52:47Speaker 3: table and being like, okay guys, we're now going to discuss,
- 52:49Speaker 3: you know.
- 52:50Speaker 2: At the sushi place?
- 52:52Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys discuss Kristen and how nobody wants her
- 52:54Speaker 3: around and then this girl's just like, I can barely
- 52:57Speaker 3: get through this dinner and I'm like, let them sit
- 52:59Speaker 3: and talk about, instead, let her at least have a
- 53:01Speaker 3: scene with the other women on the show where she
- 53:03Speaker 3: can cry and get it out and talk about postpartum,
- 53:07Speaker 3: not just with her husband. Yeah, but she is.
- 53:09Speaker 2: I think we're seeing that.
- 53:11Speaker 3: I just want to see scenes with her with the
- 53:13Speaker 3: girls about her.
- 53:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:15Speaker 3: Because so far with just the girls, it's been about
- 53:18Speaker 3: other people's drama.
- 53:20Speaker 2: Right.
- 53:20Speaker 3: That she's very uncomfortable and very overly, you know, sensitive.
- 53:23Speaker 3: And she doesn't... She's like, we're leaving. We don't want
- 53:25Speaker 3: to be a part of this.
- 53:26Speaker 2: I have to say, when I went to the Valley
- 53:28Speaker 2: party celebrating Jack's ball spot, I... Looked at the people
- 53:34Speaker 2: and they were all very nice and I met them all.
- 53:36Speaker 2: And I was like, who knows what this show is
- 53:38Speaker 2: going to be like? Like I kind of was like,
- 53:41Speaker 2: who are these people? What makes them interesting? And just
- 53:45Speaker 2: a surprise of the fucking spring is this show. It
- 53:48Speaker 2: really is. And I hope they all stay. And I
- 53:53Speaker 2: hope we see them date. I hope we see them co-parent.
- 53:55Speaker 2: I hope maybe they're good examples of whatever we can
- 53:58Speaker 2: come from. You know, I, I, you know, Jax and
- 54:02Speaker 2: Brittany are so entertaining as themselves. Like they're funny when
- 54:06Speaker 2: they don't know that they're being funny.
- 54:08Speaker 3: And like, I'm just like good old accidentally funny. Yeah.
- 54:11Speaker 2: They're like, yeah. And just, so it's all good.
- 54:14Speaker 3: I will say something about Vanderpump.
- 54:16Speaker 2: What?
- 54:17Speaker 3: Last week was, I thought super interesting. I think it
- 54:19Speaker 3: was last week. Is that when, when the James brunch happened?
- 54:23Speaker 3: And then Jax comes, does a little, you know, Vanderpump
- 54:27Speaker 3: crossover because James had the brunch at Sir, right?
- 54:30Speaker 5: Or wherever.
- 54:31Speaker 3: And Lisa's sitting there waiting on Jax. And then Jax
- 54:34Speaker 3: comes in.
- 54:35Speaker 2: Yes.
- 54:35Speaker 3: And sits down. And she's like, don't sit. And he's like, wait,
- 54:38Speaker 3: should I not sit?
- 54:39Speaker 4: Should I stand?
- 54:40Speaker 3: I'm like, is he already drunk? I don't know.
- 54:41Speaker 2: But you be Jax and I'll be her.
- 54:43Speaker 4: Okay.
- 54:44Speaker 2: Hello, Jax. I mean, come on. You go on a
- 54:47Speaker 2: podcast and you say I'm superfluous. I mean, what? What?
- 54:54Speaker 2: I mean, I've known you forever.
- 54:56Speaker 3: I wouldn't use that word. I don't even know what
- 54:58Speaker 3: that means. Everybody knows I don't have higher than a
- 55:00Speaker 3: third grade education.
- 55:02Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I... Okay, it means that I'm irrelevant.
- 55:06Speaker 2: You know I'm not irrelevant. I mean, look at me.
- 55:08Speaker 2: I have a... I'm opening Wolf. It's like, oh, the
- 55:13Speaker 2: sexiest restaurant.
- 55:14Speaker 4: In all of Nevada.
- 55:20Speaker 3: Well, you know, you haven't reached out to you. I
- 55:23Speaker 3: haven't heard from you, Lisa. You haven't reached out to
- 55:25Speaker 3: me or Brittany in years. No, you haven't.
- 55:27Speaker 4: I haven't heard from you at all.
- 55:29Speaker 2: Where have you been, Lisa? Where have you been, Lisa?
- 55:33Speaker 2: You don't know, Brittany. I'm busy. I have a little grandchild, too,
- 55:38Speaker 2: and he had a party, and I forgot to invite
- 55:40Speaker 2: both of you with your child. Makes us feel superfluous.
- 55:44Speaker 4: I don't want to feel that way with you. At
- 55:45Speaker 4: least I have my son.
- 55:46Speaker 2: How's your beer cheese, your grandmother's beer cheese?
- 55:51Speaker 4: You mean Meemaw's cheese?
- 55:52Speaker 2: Yes.
- 55:53Speaker 3: I mean, come on.
- 55:53Speaker 4: You know, everyone loves it. Are you going to serve
- 55:55Speaker 4: it up in Tom Tom's Sandadoodoo? Why don't you serve
- 56:00Speaker 4: it up?
- 56:00Speaker 2: I don't know all about that, but at the Wolf
- 56:03Speaker 2: in Lake Dahl, the sexiest restaurant. I love it.
- 56:09Speaker 4: You can serve me my cheese at Wolf.
- 56:12Speaker 3: I thought that was funny. The thing about that I
- 56:15Speaker 3: thought was interesting is that... He's hurt.
- 56:17Speaker 2: He's hurt. Well, sorry to interrupt. He's hurt because They
- 56:22Speaker 2: kicked him off the show and he didn't feel like
- 56:24Speaker 2: he should have been kicked off the show for two years.
- 56:26Speaker 3: And then he never heard from Lisa. Yeah. And now
- 56:27Speaker 3: that he's got the valley going, now all of a
- 56:29Speaker 3: sudden he's allowed to go back onto Vanderpump. But what
- 56:32Speaker 3: I thought was interesting with Vanderpump, and this is where
- 56:35Speaker 3: I really hope the evolution of Bravo is going to
- 56:38Speaker 3: let this happen. That was one of the first times
- 56:42Speaker 3: that you hear her being like, you said I was
- 56:45Speaker 3: irrelevant on the show. And a super superfluous. And then
- 56:49Speaker 3: they had to look up the definition of superfluous. And
- 56:53Speaker 3: and even and he really didn't know that word. And
- 56:56Speaker 3: I think they might have played the clip. And he
- 56:58Speaker 3: didn't say that because he didn't know what that meant.
- 57:00Speaker 2: Right.
- 57:00Speaker 3: He'd never heard of it. But she was talking about
- 57:03Speaker 3: she's like, I think the only one irrelevant on the
- 57:04Speaker 3: show was you. And I think we've made that clear.
- 57:07Speaker 3: It was all about the show, the show, the show.
- 57:09Speaker 3: And they never do that. I think the only one
- 57:12Speaker 3: irrelevant in the friend group is you. The only one
- 57:14Speaker 3: irrelevant at the restaurant was you. They never say, they
- 57:18Speaker 3: never reference the TV show on the show. And I
- 57:21Speaker 3: like want it to start going.
- 57:22Speaker 2: Because remember that was the fight where he's like, this
- 57:24Speaker 2: is my show. Excuse me, you got a show? And technically, no,
- 57:29Speaker 2: it is. It's called Vanderpump Rules. It's her show. It
- 57:31Speaker 2: started because of her. But he was the number one
- 57:34Speaker 2: guy in the group. He was. And he was the
- 57:36Speaker 2: one that kept it going all these years with his
- 57:38Speaker 2: crazy antics and his, you know, from stealing the sunglasses
- 57:42Speaker 2: to sleeping with people.
- 57:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 57:44Speaker 2: But, yeah, so, I mean, he's, you know, hurt and
- 57:48Speaker 2: pissed by that whole thing. Yeah. He, you know, had
- 57:51Speaker 2: a difficult relationship with his mother. So I'm sure he
- 57:54Speaker 2: was very close to her for a long time. And
- 57:56Speaker 2: then you get kicked off the show and this mother
- 57:58Speaker 2: figure doesn't, you know, in his opinion, reach out to him. And,
- 58:01Speaker 2: you know, Tamara just said from OC, you know, that
- 58:05Speaker 2: Shannon didn't reach out to her when Tamara got kicked
- 58:08Speaker 2: off the show. She wasn't reaching out to Vicky when
- 58:10Speaker 2: Vicky wasn't on the show. Listen, it's just like if
- 58:14Speaker 2: you worked at any office. I was at a very
- 58:15Speaker 2: interesting dinner with a bunch of women last night. And
- 58:18Speaker 2: this girl goes, look. Once you leave the job, no
- 58:22Speaker 2: one talks about you two weeks later. And maybe more,
- 58:26Speaker 2: definitely more so on a reality show, if you're especially storyline,
- 58:28Speaker 2: they bring up Bethany Frankel, they bring up Rachel Raquel.
- 58:31Speaker 2: But the truth is, people don't... Not everybody, a lot
- 58:36Speaker 2: of people, that's it. You're not at the job anymore.
- 58:38Speaker 2: That's it. And even though our job was pretending to
- 58:41Speaker 2: be friends, I don't care. You're not on the job.
- 58:43Speaker 2: That's it. And if someone wants to point out like
- 58:45Speaker 2: you weren't a real friend, job or not, yeah, point
- 58:48Speaker 2: it out. Say it.
- 58:48Speaker 3: And that happened with NeNe and Portia too. When NeNe
- 58:51Speaker 3: came back, she had gone on and said, Portia had
- 58:55Speaker 3: said fire NeNe or NeNe had said fire Portia. And
- 58:58Speaker 3: they were like, nobody called me, you were off running
- 59:01Speaker 3: around doing The Apprentice, leaking your, and you didn't call
- 59:04Speaker 3: me when I got put on pause. And it always like,
- 59:07Speaker 3: now we all gotta be worried that somebody's back to
- 59:10Speaker 3: the job and at least stay friends with them.
- 59:11Speaker 2: Yeah. I know. But it's always just like if you
- 59:13Speaker 2: get put on pause or get kicked off, it's like
- 59:16Speaker 2: you have the ultimate stake on you.
- 59:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 59:18Speaker 2: And you're also– it wasn't real. Like the friendship wasn't
- 59:22Speaker 2: real when someone just completely blows you off. And, you know,
- 59:26Speaker 2: I'm not on a reality show, but I've definitely had
- 59:28Speaker 2: people just completely blow me off because they thought I
- 59:30Speaker 2: had some stink on me. I was like, oh, OK,
- 59:33Speaker 2: we're not on. You know, I didn't know we were
- 59:34Speaker 2: on The Real Housewives.
- 59:35Speaker 4: Of Pike, I think. But it's true.
- 59:36Speaker 2: You really don't care. So, OK.
- 59:39Speaker 4: When Jax walked in, though, to that scene, he it
- 59:43Speaker 4: was we were living when he confronted Tom or whatever.
- 59:47Speaker 4: And he was like, how are you, man? I'm good, man.
- 59:49Speaker 4: I'm good, man. How are you doing? You look good, man. Oh,
- 59:52Speaker 4: you look good, too, except those white nails. You should
- 59:53Speaker 4: probably get rid of those.
- 59:55Speaker 2: Like, I was.
- 59:56Speaker 4: Uh-oh, like, mustache.
- 59:58Speaker 2: And then he's like, you look better now because for
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: a while you're looking like you're 50. It was amazing.
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: He is so... And that just does show that he's
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: the number one guy in the group because he has
- 1:00:08Speaker 4: been his... Maybe you think you got stink on him,
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: but he walked in there and he owned everyone in
- 1:00:12Speaker 4: under a minute.
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: And that thing with Jax is that he's... That's why
- 1:00:17Speaker 4: he's so great.
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: Yeah. Well.
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: Whatever goes on with them as a couple, we'll see.
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: They were at the White House dinner together, Brittany and Jax.
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: Yeah, we heard that.
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: Good.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: This is an insane story that just came out. It's
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: a very long article from the Boston Globe, and it's
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: by Patricia Nguyen. And there was this woman who they
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: found out she was in the seventh grade, and she
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: was being bullied. The school found out she was being
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: bullied from her social worker because she was a foster
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: care kid living with her foster care parents. And she's
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: being bullied by these other kids because they said, you
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: look old. And the school was predominantly children of color, whatever,
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: Mexican black. And she was white and they'd be like
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: white cracks and you look old and everything. And turns
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: out she was 30 and has a graduate degree in social.
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: In fact, she must've looked damn good.
- 1:01:09Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: It turns out she doesn't look old. She looks very young.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: Yeah. And so they go deep dive with her. She
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: came from a middle class home. She went to college.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: She got a master's degree. She was making over $ 50, 000
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: a year in social work. And then she created an
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: email account with like one letter off, you know, like
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: edu or whatever, education or whatever, social services, one little thing.
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: And then– got herself in three different schools and was
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: living with this couple that was like her counselor as
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: a foster kid, which was also inappropriate that that woman
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: would have taken her on. This couple, she said her
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: story was that she was trafficked and a foster kid
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: and she got braces at 30, which then kind of
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: made her look a little younger and she'd wear hoodies
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: and this and that. And she was then writing letters
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: as her social, what do you call it?
- 1:02:13Speaker 4: Like a social worker?
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: Her social worker counselor and saying that her, you know,
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: she's being bullied by the kids in the school to
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: the principal. And so the principal was like, oh my God,
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: let me look into this. And then when she looked
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: into it, she was like, wait a minute, this isn't
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: the right email from the social worker people for when
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: we have a foster child here. And then some people
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: were like, yeah, you know, we tried to be friends
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: with her and sometimes we see her driving to school.
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: And like, what?
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: And it's like the little, the little person that was
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: the Russian, Natalia Grace, but she's not. And so then
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: they go deeper into the story of like what makes
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: someone want to do this. And the con artist that
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: pretends to be a child is a whole nother grifter
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: type because it's, they can, whatever they tell you, most
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: people will believe a child. that they were trafficked or
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: they were abused or whatever. So there's a new grift
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: of like, if I can look younger, she's not the
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: first one that's done this. It was another girl that
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: tried to be, was in her thirties, this girl was 32,
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: trying to act like she's in middle school to get attention.
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: Is that all it is?
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: What's the grift? Do they get money?
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: No, they don't really get money. It's the grift of
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: control and attention and maybe wanted to relive your childhood.
- 1:03:29Speaker 4: So she wasn't doing an experiment. She wasn't writing a book.
- 1:03:33Speaker 5: No.
- 1:03:33Speaker 3: She wasn't doing Never Been Kissed.
- 1:03:35Speaker 4: Never Been Kissed.
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: She wasn't doing 60 Days in Lockup. Or from 13
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: going on 30. She wasn't doing any of that. But
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: the name that she chose was... One of the names
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: she chose was a character in one of those movies.
- 1:03:49Speaker 4: Either the.
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: 13 going on 30 or the one where you switch
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: with your mom or whatever.
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, she could have actually gotten switched.
- 1:03:57Speaker 4: Oh my God, what a Freaky Friday as well.
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. She chose the name Freaky Friday.
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: What a magical statue.
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: And so her attorney's like, look, she's mentally ill, so
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: therefore she should be forgiven. But her story was always changing.
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: Both her parents died. She was trafficked. She was afraid
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: of people.
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: But she did get to live somewhere for free.
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: Well, yeah, she was living with this couple, but while
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: posing as a child, while also posing as her own
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: social worker, going into different... And at one point, the
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: foster care dad, they're a little suspicious of him, he
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: then came in and was like, I'm pulling her out
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: of this school. We're going to Catholic school now. And
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: they're like, okay, but there's like a week left of school. Like,
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: this is so weird.
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: And.
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: she tried to get into this other school. Like it
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: is the most bizarre. And there is this part of like,
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: you know, where you're like, Oh my God, if I
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: could just go back knowing everything I know now and
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: go back, there was those moments when you were like
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: older and you're like, Oh my God, if I could
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: just go back in high school, like, yeah, you'd own everyone.
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: Idiots. And then just like how you like, you know, like,
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: think about different things of like what a guy said
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: to you. You're rethinking about like, what? I wonder if
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: he's thinking about this. Now that I'm raising teenage boys,
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: guess what? They're not thinking about anything. They're not thinking
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: about you. They're not thinking about you in the way
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: that you think they're thinking about you. They're not like,
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: that is what I've learned. Like I can't, if I
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: knew what I knew now back as a young girl,
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: Oh my God, I would trust.
- 1:05:32Speaker 4: What's going through their minds. Just food, tits, video games.
- 1:05:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: Just like, that's it.
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:05:37Speaker 4: Like, Just.
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: Whatever.
- 1:05:39Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: Yeah. It doesn't matter.
- 1:05:42Speaker 4: I got to play Overwatch.
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: Yeah, not like this long, not this, you know... moment
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: from Say Anything with the, you know, thinking about you.
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: We have to be together. Here's the music. No, they're not.
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: Save yourselves the trouble, girls.
- 1:05:59Speaker 3: Yeah, and tell your teenage daughters they're idiots and they're
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: not thinking about anything.
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: No, just have your fun and move on. They're saying,
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: Best of Bravo took this article from Daily Mail by
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: Heidi Parker. The scoop is that Dorit, that allegedly PK
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: has moved out of the house and that if she
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: does not share the truth about her marriage, she will
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: be either kicked off or demoted as a friend. And
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: then there's other reports. It's like she's already been demoted
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: as a friend. And I don't know why she wouldn't share.
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: Why not share that you're having trouble in your marriage?
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: Watch the valley and see why it's good. And if
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: you want out of this marriage, maybe like this is
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: the way to do it. Let the world know it's
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: hanging by a string.
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: And who wants to grab up this hot patati? Like,
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: she could totally get another hot rich guy. Oh, easily.
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: I mean, she speaks multiple languages. She has multiple accents. And, like,
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: you know, she's like, well, you know, it's been really
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: hard with Phoenix and Jagger, mind you. But PK, he's
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: just down the street in the Beverly Hills Hotel, and
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: we like to get the McCarthy salad, and we have fun,
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: and we're working on it. and co-parenting, and he's so
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: special that I just want to know. Wait, your accent
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: went out.
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: I mean, I wonder, one, it made me think, too,
- 1:07:17Speaker 3: when we're talking about the Valley and how much they reveal.
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: It was making me think, like, the dream of, like,
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: Sheena and Brock going over there with their two kids.
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: I see the dream dying a little bit for any
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: of these other people transferring over to the Valley because
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: a lot of the people on Housewives and Vanderpump they
- 1:07:34Speaker 3: are very guarded with their relationships. And a lot of
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: the stuff they do, even just look at Tom and Ariana,
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: they keep it behind closed doors and they act like
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: they have no problems. And even when Sheena and Brock
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: had that little fight in the bikini store, which was
- 1:07:46Speaker 3: chef's kiss, I'm like, just been there. You're like fighting
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: in the middle of like a store and she's in bikinis,
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: which you're already hating yourself. That's already just, don't even
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: come with me to the bikini store. Okay. And of
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: course I'm going to get a fight with whoever's there,
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: but She wanted to like him. She kept saying, stop talking,
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: stop talking, stop talking. Yeah. Whereas on the Valley, I'm
- 1:08:04Speaker 3: sure they're just like, well, you just keep talking because
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: this is what.
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: We're here for. I mean, that was another great moment
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: where he's like, I want a nanny. I want a nanny.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: We get a nanny. And she's like, I don't want
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: a nanny. And, you know, at this dinner that I
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: was at last night, it was all working moms. Everyone
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: was a working mom. Some single, some divorced, single by choice, moms,
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: some married. And we were all, and somehow we got
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: on the story of how this woman told the story
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: about how she was working for this company and it
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: was just so intense. And her seven-year-old boy kept, you know,
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: she said, today we'll do something fun. And he kept
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: coming in and she had to keep working. And then
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: finally at seven at night, he was like, you said
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: we were going to do something fun. And she started
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: to cry about, the kid is, 20 years old in college.
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: And she remembers that mom guilt. And I remembered the
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: story of when I forgot the napkins at the school.
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: And like and the woman was like, you forgot the napkins.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: And I burst into tears and like all and we're
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: all talking. And I said, there is not a table
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: with a group of men in all of the world
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: having this conversation about dad guilt. It does not fucking exist.
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: It doesn't exist. It doesn't mean they're bad dads. It
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: doesn't exist because they're not mothers. And that's like, that's it.
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: You're never going to get it, Brock, why she feels
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: this way. And maybe she'll change as Summer Moon gets older.
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: But like some people are just never going to be
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: on the same page about something like that with parenting
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: and just accept it, you know, as the dude. But
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: we'll see what happens with them. Drew Barrymore had Kamala
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: Harris on. Oh, wow.
- 1:09:43Speaker 4: BP.
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: And people said it's going viral because she's getting real close.
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: It's such a funny clip. So Kamala's there doing her thing,
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: you know, and she's getting so close to the kids.
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: I just feel that the world needs a big hug
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: right now. We need you to be mamala. And I
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: don't know if she made up that word or that's
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: what her stepkids call her, right? Yeah. Mamala. But she
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: was like, okay.
- 1:10:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: You know, I always got along with, you know, my
- 1:10:21Speaker 2: my children's my stepchildren's mother. And she said it very nicely.
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: It's they seem to have the dream co-parenting situation. But
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: it was just people were like and the comments are like,
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: who cares? Politics aside.
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: No.
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: Like, just no with the Mamala. But I thought it
- 1:10:39Speaker 2: was– I still thought it was a good interview.
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: Do you think that her people or the pre-interview people
- 1:10:45Speaker 3: or anyone got permission for Drew Barrymore to invade the space?
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: Are her shoes on or off?
- 1:10:53Speaker 4: To sit that close.
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: Yeah, like– I think they know what they're– I think
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: the guests know what they're getting into. And I think
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: they say, I'm sure you've seen the show. You know
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: Drew's style. if you have like a germaphobe or something
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: situation or invading of the space, we need to know
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: about it now. And if we do, then you probably
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: can't come on the show.
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: Yeah, because also generally too, vice president or president, you
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: can't even be, you just can't touch them. Like they
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: have like a distance you need to be from them.
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: Unless these people, I mean, Drew Barrymore sits like that
- 1:11:22Speaker 3: and gets, you know, within kissing distance of people because
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: she apparently was babysat by every single famous person that's
- 1:11:28Speaker 3: ever walked the earth. I'm like, how is that person
- 1:11:31Speaker 3: your babysitter?
- 1:11:32Speaker 2: Robert De Niro, I call him Uncle Bobby, was so amazing.
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: We would play Legos. A lot of people don't know that.
- 1:11:41Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. But you're not friends with Kamala Harris. You
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: maybe have met her once or twice.
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: It's just a little– it's a little– I think that
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: people are saying they have a little more– Yeah, it's
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: a little bit disrespectful. This isn't Cameron Diaz.
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: You know what I mean? That you actually are buddies with.
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: I thought– I'm thoroughly entertained by her. I don't care.
- 1:12:00Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:12:02Speaker 2: And then Ross asked, what's your– you worked at– I
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: worked at McDonald's and you worked at McDonald's and hope
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: to God someone checked that out. Imagine if she really
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: didn't work at McDonald's and she's saying it, but apparently
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: she has. Worked at McDonald's. And so he's like, what's
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: your go to order? Which reminded me of the J-Lo
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: bodega saga. And she seemed to answer, well, quarter powder
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: with cheese and fries. OK, whatever. And but I was like.
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: I need to know, was McDonald's a sponsor of the
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: Drew Barrymore show? Oh, that's a good question. But also
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: Ross is into food and Ross did work at McDonald's.
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: So if that was, what a perfect advertising circle. And
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: I don't know why no one's asked Heather McDonald's to
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: be a sponsor for McDonald's.
- 1:12:47Speaker 3: Good one.
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: I don't understand why I'm not getting the McDonald's. I
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: do like McDonald's. I think there's a lot of fun, different,
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: healthy choices. Quarter pounder cheese was my go-to in high school.
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: And then with the kids, I liked those chicken wraps.
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: I love quarter pounder cheese too. Me too. We're all
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: with Kamala Harris.
- 1:13:04Speaker 4: Best fries and also the best fountain sodas around town.
- 1:13:07Speaker 4: Just got two of them yesterday. The best fountain sodas.
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: Diet Coke.
- 1:13:11Speaker 4: Well, Diet Coke or Coke, but the best. If you
- 1:13:14Speaker 4: are into fountain sodas, you're a fountain soda type of person.
- 1:13:17Speaker 4: The best fast food fountain soda is McDonald's.
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: I've heard that numerous places. I don't know why.
- 1:13:24Speaker 4: It's perfect.
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a TikTok explaining why it's so good.
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: Ariana Bierman, Kim Zolciak's daughter. This was last week and
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: I forgot to talk about it. But you know Kim
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: and Tamara and Vicky. do these clickbait things. Yep. That
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: here's one of them right now. This is Tamara breaking news.
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: Teresa confirms heartbreak update with Louie. It could be that
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: his Twitter account was down for a day. I don't
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: know what this is, but it's not that they're broken up. Okay.
- 1:13:55Speaker 4: Do the swipe up.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: So Kim Zolciak did one with she and Croy and said,
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: RIP Croy. Okay. And So, of course, he's not dead.
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: We wouldn't know about it before her clickbait. And then Ariana,
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: her daughter, did this whole TikTok that like went viral
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: where she was like, I can't. These things that the
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: Gen Z's do with their hands like, I can't. Like
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: mocking it, like, what are you doing, mom? This is ridiculous.
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: And everyone's like, At least Ariana gets it. And I wrote,
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: Ariana's fucking in on this. Ariana knows that clickbaits pays
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: the bills. This is going to make you click it.
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: It's going to make you click it. I still don't
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: know what it is, though. Someone must have clicked it finally. But, like,
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: she is in on this thing that her mom does
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: and these stupid clickbait things.
- 1:14:46Speaker 3: Yeah, she's doing a clickbait with that.
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: Her response to it. Yeah.
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: So, so annoying. Pauly Shore is heartbroken because he looks
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: so much like.
- 1:14:57Speaker 4: It's amazing.
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: Richard Simmons. He's been wanting to play him in a
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: movie for years. He's been trying out, trying to get
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: it going. Do you guys remember many years ago there
- 1:15:05Speaker 2: was this actress? She kind of disappeared after this. I
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: had to look it up. Her name was Sean Young,
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: and she really wanted to be Catwoman. She thought she
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: was great for it. She was definitely not at the
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: level of stardom to get Catwoman at the time because
- 1:15:17Speaker 2: these movies were so big. But she showed up at
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: Warner Brothers without any audition set wearing the Catwoman outfit.
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: and it was just like a very cringy embarrassing thing
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: now Pauly Short does look so much like Richard Simmons
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: and he very much wants to play the role I
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: think he's got to put on those nylons and the
- 1:15:42Speaker 2: shorts and really start doing the impression in places because
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: Richard Simmons doesn't want it so Pauly Short is like
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: look it's not going to be Brad Pitt it's not
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: going to be Tom Cruise Why? And he's like, I'm
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: crying right now. Why does he not? And he's like,
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: I want to do my own movie. Richard Simmons is like,
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: I want to do my own movie. And like, I
- 1:16:02Speaker 2: don't want you to be in it. And I'm all
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: for Pauly Shore being him. I want to, but I
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: want to see his impression. Like, I want to see
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: him in the outfit.
- 1:16:11Speaker 3: I thought he made a sizzle.
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: Did he make a sizzle?
- 1:16:14Speaker 4: I'm under the impression that he made an actual, and
- 1:16:17Speaker 4: he went to Sundance and like tried to like get
- 1:16:20Speaker 4: someone to make a biopic about Richard Simmons. And he
- 1:16:23Speaker 4: made a whole thing. He called up Howard Stern. He
- 1:16:26Speaker 4: was like, I want to be Richard Simmons. Look at
- 1:16:28Speaker 4: my sizzle. He's trying to actively.
- 1:16:31Speaker 2: This is the documentary we need to see. Becoming Richard Simmons.
- 1:16:35Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: And everything he does and see, you know, if it's weird,
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: if it's crazy, if it's funny, maybe the impression isn't
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: that great.
- 1:16:42Speaker 4: He said he would be compassionate. He would really do
- 1:16:46Speaker 4: his best. I mean, the pitch that he has been
- 1:16:48Speaker 4: doing to be Richard Simmons.
- 1:16:49Speaker 2: I want to see the Richard Simmons story. I want
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: to see his childhood. I want to see what he wore,
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: the nylons. I want to see how he got on
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: all those talk shows. I want to see when he
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: did the dancing to the oldies, the VHS tapes. I
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: want to see if he got financially fucked over. I
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: want to see when he went missing and that podcast
- 1:17:05Speaker 2: became crazy and everyone thought he was missing.
- 1:17:07Speaker 5: Yep.
- 1:17:08Speaker 3: See him hugging all the women, calling all the women.
- 1:17:11Speaker 3: He calls like 50 women a day. He literally sits,
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: gets up, calls woman after woman after woman.
- 1:17:20Speaker 4: How are you doing? How's your weight loss? How's your family?
- 1:17:23Speaker 4: How's your health?
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:17:25Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:17:25Speaker 3: Because even on Howard Stern, Gary said when his mom
- 1:17:29Speaker 3: was going through something and Richard Simmons would call his
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: mom during his list. He has a huge list and
- 1:17:36Speaker 3: he just calls these women. That's why it's so sort
- 1:17:38Speaker 3: of strange that he... he's changed with that, but.
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: I want to see it and I want him to
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: be able to see it and enjoy it while he's
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: on this earth. I don't think it should be after
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: he's gone. I think he should be able to participate
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: in it. I think Polly should, Polly Shore should play
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: the role and they should work together.
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, and that goes along with my thing that
- 1:17:57Speaker 3: I want to do, which is when I'm terminally ill,
- 1:18:02Speaker 3: say that I die, like I have died like two
- 1:18:06Speaker 3: or three days before I'm probably going to die.
- 1:18:08Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:18:09Speaker 3: So that I can just sit and enjoy it and
- 1:18:11Speaker 3: then die.
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: Oh, and then see everybody come by and everything?
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: Well, no, not see everyone come by because they'll think
- 1:18:16Speaker 3: I'm dead.
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: Oh, the comments.
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: I'll get to see all the packages that everybody makes
- 1:18:22Speaker 3: and you get to enjoy it. I mean, because we,
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: I mean. Yeah, you're right. We had a friend pass away,
- 1:18:27Speaker 3: a drag queen, Lady Red, and there is no way
- 1:18:31Speaker 3: that she would ever have known like the amount of,
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: Love and, yeah, and fanfare and celebrities and.
- 1:18:41Speaker 4: How she affected people.
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:18:43Speaker 4: You know, and especially, and Richard Simmons knows, but there's
- 1:18:46Speaker 4: definitely a darkness there and like a loneliness and an emptiness. which,
- 1:18:51Speaker 4: you know.
- 1:18:51Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to see.
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: Especially feeling that maybe. I want to see Pauly Shore
- 1:18:55Speaker 3: get nominated for an Oscar too because he probably would. Yeah.
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: Yeah. Let's make that happen. Now, listen, this is huge.
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: People are now making over 70,000 a year selling reservations online.
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: to Carbone and other exclusive restaurants in New York City.
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: So this girl calls up. She gets the reservation. She's
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: had to change her name and do different voices and accents.
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: And then on a different site, you can buy them.
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: And people like Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox, who
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: I saw over the weekend. Hey, guys. They buy it.
- 1:19:35Speaker 2: A lot of people buy them. For, you know, $ 1, 000
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: just to get the reservation because that's where they want
- 1:19:40Speaker 2: to go. They're in New York. That's the one place
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: they want to eat. And people are able to make
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: this money selling these reservations. And you guys are kind
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: of good at that. Of getting the reservations. Yeah.
- 1:19:53Speaker 4: I mean, Mass is really– I always love that. You know,
- 1:19:56Speaker 4: you always need that. That income stream. You know what
- 1:19:59Speaker 4: I mean?
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: Yeah. A little side hustle.
- 1:20:00Speaker 4: I'm going to do golf carting at Coachella and I'm
- 1:20:02Speaker 4: about to start parking Julie's Reservations service.
- 1:20:05Speaker 3: Although I want to use this too because if you
- 1:20:08Speaker 3: just want to go there and you're only there for
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: however many days. I mean we luckily went to like
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: a place in Paris that you couldn't get into. But
- 1:20:15Speaker 3: like I would spend $ 1, 000 to go.
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: Well, it's interesting that they don't even like normally like
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: a Nobu or whatever I thought. always has like five
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: tables saved for like their best people or if a
- 1:20:27Speaker 2: big star does come. But I guess they're so popular
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: that they don't even have it. If you don't have
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: a reservation, you don't have a reservation, Machine Gun Kelly.
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: You don't have a– you know, like we don't– we
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: just don't like get rid of people.
- 1:20:39Speaker 3: So– Oh God, we got to start doing this.
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: Every time I'm in New York, I'm always like, I
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: would like to go to Carbone. I would like to
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: go to Cipriani. I'd like to go to these places
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: everyone talks to and I never do because it's like
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: an impossible thing and it's not about celebrity that gets
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: you in really because it's so demanding.
- 1:20:58Speaker 4: Which is interesting that you want to go to Cipriani's.
- 1:21:00Speaker 4: I mean, it's funny.
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: Is it possible that you might have a reservation?
- 1:21:06Speaker 3: We're going to sell it now. Unfortunately, we're going to
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: be selling that.
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: Meghan Markle's dear friend, Sophia Trudeau, the wife of the
- 1:21:16Speaker 2: president of Canada, they used to be very good friends.
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: And recently she was asked about her relationship with Meghan,
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: who she's not mentioned or taken any photos or anything
- 1:21:26Speaker 2: because Meghan had the stink on her. And she said,
- 1:21:29Speaker 2: I know her.
- 1:21:31Speaker 4: That was it.
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: Tell us about you and Meghan's relationship. And she goes,
- 1:21:35Speaker 2: I know her. So there's either... who I don't know
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: them or I know him yeah is the new response
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: of no response.
- 1:21:45Speaker 3: That's great it's almost better than who are you talking
- 1:21:49Speaker 3: about I've.
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: Never what was the Mariah Carey one I don't know
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: her the Mariah Carey one is I don't know her
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: and now this is I know her yeah yeah.
- 1:21:59Speaker 3: Or like do you know what do you think of
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: Jennifer Lopez I thought she just went who oh then
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: she said.
- 1:22:04Speaker 2: I don't know her yeah she said I don't know but.
- 1:22:06Speaker 3: Like oh who Jennifer Lopez she's a singer Oh, yeah,
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: I know her.
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: Yeah. Speaking about Scoop and everything that was going around
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: this weekend that was not true, there was a story
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: that said Chelsea Handler was going to join Real Housewives
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: of Beverly Hills. And so many people sent it to me.
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: So many, you know, different bloggers and stuff picked it up.
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: And it either started, it just started. Someone just said it.
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: Some random person just said it, made it up on
- 1:22:36Speaker 2: the Internet, on one of these platforms. And, you know,
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, and everyone's like contemplating. I'm like,
- 1:22:43Speaker 2: someone just anonymously saying something should not be news. Like
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: there's no.
- 1:22:46Speaker 3: Nope.
- 1:22:48Speaker 2: It's just all these people got their clicks and got
- 1:22:50Speaker 2: to post it. And then she put it out there
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: the next day on her stories. Not true.
- 1:22:56Speaker 3: She spent a whole day getting nothing but free publicity.
- 1:22:59Speaker 3: So I started thinking maybe she put it out. Because
- 1:23:02Speaker 3: everyone was talking about it. That's why I didn't send
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: it to you because I knew you were at Stagecoach
- 1:23:06Speaker 3: fucking hobnobbing with Kristen Cavallari. And I was like, let
- 1:23:09Speaker 3: me not bother Heather with this bullshit. I'm sure her
- 1:23:12Speaker 3: phone is already blowing up.
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: Well, I say never say never. You never know. You
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: never know where someone's like, fuck it, I'll do it, whatever.
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: I mean, my first thought was like, no way, because
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: she never even wanted them on the show. And I
- 1:23:27Speaker 2: was like the only person watching it and dying for
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: it to do it, writing the parodies, anything that we
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: could have them be on. I was so thinking like this.
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: You guys, you don't realize how funny this is and
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: how weird this is. And she just wasn't into.
- 1:23:41Speaker 4: It at all.
- 1:23:42Speaker 2: But doesn't mean she maybe couldn't get into it now.
- 1:23:46Speaker 2: I mean, it just wouldn't make sense. And I think
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: it would be beneath her at this point. But who's
- 1:23:51Speaker 2: to say in five years?
- 1:23:53Speaker 3: You never know.
- 1:23:54Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:23:55Speaker 3: She's not bi-coastal, right?
- 1:23:56Speaker 2: And it's not like you have to be married or
- 1:23:57Speaker 2: have kids anymore to be a housewife. That's not even
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: a part of it.
- 1:24:00Speaker 3: No.
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: She's not bi-coastal. Okay.
- 1:24:01Speaker 3: She would be better on New York than she would be.
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: It would be so weird for her. There's no way
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: that she would just sit back and play along. It
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: would be so fun to watch. Yeah. It would be
- 1:24:12Speaker 2: so fun to watch. Really fun to watch. The Swifts. Oh,
- 1:24:17Speaker 2: the Swifts. As if she's going to just take her name. Travis. Travis.
- 1:24:21Speaker 2: Kelsey and Taylor Swift were in Carmel with Bradley Cooper
- 1:24:25Speaker 2: and Gigi enjoying a fun time. And it was his
- 1:24:28Speaker 2: mom who spilled the beans while selling some stuff on QVC. Always.
- 1:24:32Speaker 3: Wait, was it Travis Kelsey's mom or Bradley Cooper?
- 1:24:36Speaker 2: No, Travis Kelsey's mom. Uh-uh-uh.
- 1:24:39Speaker 3: Huh. Huh-huh. Yeah.
- 1:24:41Speaker 2: And then they went off and now she's going on
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: another trip with him. And Brittany Mahomes are doing another
- 1:24:47Speaker 2: double date with this other couple. And then I came
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: across this couple. Mark Consuelos confesses to Kelly Ripa that
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: he recently kissed another woman. Talk about clickbait, E! News.
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: Apparently on the show, he says all this and it
- 1:25:01Speaker 2: was his grandmother on her cheek.
- 1:25:03Speaker 4: Oh, God, I hate when they do that.
- 1:25:05Speaker 2: I hate it. And some of the comments are so funny.
- 1:25:09Speaker 2: This person wrote, what saddens me is that this used
- 1:25:11Speaker 2: to be a real power couple in the entertainment business.
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: They kept their family and relationship private for years. Now
- 1:25:16Speaker 2: they're looking for the public to ruin their marriage by
- 1:25:19Speaker 2: talking nonsense as a joke. Just look at Kyle Richards
- 1:25:22Speaker 2: and Mauricio. Can't see myself being married for almost three
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: decades and throw it all away for years for a
- 1:25:26Speaker 2: fake storyline that will hurt my children and family all
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: for the views and attention. That's just this girl, Sammy Lopez, 4158.
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: But I just thought, I don't really see them as
- 1:25:37Speaker 2: a Kyle and Mauricio. But look.
- 1:25:39Speaker 3: No.
- 1:25:39Speaker 2: He, you know, it ended with Ryan Seacrest. He became
- 1:25:44Speaker 2: her partner.
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 1:25:45Speaker 2: On the show. And they must, the producers must be like,
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: this is what gets people watching. They love your banter.
- 1:25:53Speaker 2: They love this and that. But it is so... annoying
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: hearing about their sex life or that they were cheated
- 1:25:58Speaker 2: like this isn't cheating but it's not a lie he
- 1:26:01Speaker 2: said and I guess the way he revealed it was
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: like people were like what and it was.
- 1:26:06Speaker 4: Like my grandma I hate that joke I hate that
- 1:26:09Speaker 4: joke across the board I can't stand it it's the
- 1:26:11Speaker 4: same joke it's the same family joke the same family
- 1:26:14Speaker 4: of jokes as here's the most beautiful woman in the
- 1:26:19Speaker 4: world I can't get enough of her my mother like
- 1:26:23Speaker 4: just Cut the shit. You didn't kiss another woman. The
- 1:26:28Speaker 4: most beautiful in the world isn't your fucking grandmother. That
- 1:26:32Speaker 4: whole thing is so cheesy, so corny. I can't stand it.
- 1:26:36Speaker 4: When I tell you, it sounds irrational, but I loathe it.
- 1:26:41Speaker 2: I loathe it.
- 1:26:41Speaker 3: It definitely sounds irrational.
- 1:26:43Speaker 4: I loathe it as a bit. I loathe it as
- 1:26:47Speaker 4: a piece of comedy. I loathe it as a cutesy
- 1:26:50Speaker 4: thing to do. It's like... It's like you're not cute
- 1:26:55Speaker 4: because you said you kissed another woman and it's your grandma. Like,
- 1:26:59Speaker 4: I can't take it. I hate its guts.
- 1:27:02Speaker 3: I'm telling you, it's adorkable.
- 1:27:04Speaker 4: Yeah, it's adorkable.
- 1:27:05Speaker 2: Well, here's our last little bit of scoop.
- 1:27:09Speaker 5: Yes.
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: So Barbara Streisand commented under Melissa McCarthy's latest post. saying,
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: you look great, did you go on Ozempic? And everybody
- 1:27:19Speaker 2: that attacked Barbara, how dare you? Melissa has said, it
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: doesn't matter, I love her, who cares? Other people are like, yeah,
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: she did. But also, not your business. So what's your opinion?
- 1:27:30Speaker 4: Also, clarification, the actual comment was, say hi to Michael Shankman,
- 1:27:35Speaker 4: are you on Ozempic?
- 1:27:37Speaker 3: Yeah, and no punctuation either. She didn't even put a period.
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: That sounds like something Kathy Hilton would do. You know
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: what Kathy Hilton pretended not to know That by commenting
- 1:27:46Speaker 2: wasn't her daughter's text? Yeah. Like, she's like, oh, I
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: thought commenting under something was texting you. No, you didn't,
- 1:27:53Speaker 2: Kathy Hilton.
- 1:27:53Speaker 3: Well, that's what Barbra Streisand basically said.
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: But Barbra Streisand's 82, so I believe Barbra Streisand more than.
- 1:27:58Speaker 3: Yeah, and I believe she just... It's like when, you know,
- 1:28:01Speaker 3: people do it. They think they're sending a DM and
- 1:28:03Speaker 3: they accidentally do a post, like, you know, that's how
- 1:28:06Speaker 3: Anthony Weiner got caught cheating on his wife. But she's like,
- 1:28:09Speaker 3: for a second, she just thought she was in the
- 1:28:11Speaker 3: DMs and was in the comment section.
- 1:28:14Speaker 4: She, Barbara Streisand, is every Jewish mother, okay? Like, if
- 1:28:18Speaker 4: you don't think that any Jewish mother is gonna be like,
- 1:28:22Speaker 4: say hi to Michael, are you on Ozempic? Thank you, yes,
- 1:28:25Speaker 4: that is life.
- 1:28:26Speaker 3: Well, it's working for you!
- 1:28:28Speaker 4: It is everything, it is everything, and Melissa McCarthy is
- 1:28:31Speaker 4: so lucky that she has that for the rest of
- 1:28:34Speaker 4: her life.
- 1:28:35Speaker 3: That Barbra Streisand said, are you on Ozempic?
- 1:28:38Speaker 4: I would die. I would die.
- 1:28:40Speaker 3: She was obsessed with Barbra Streisand.
- 1:28:41Speaker 4: I love Barbra Streisand. I don't care. She can say
- 1:28:43Speaker 4: anything she wants.
- 1:28:45Speaker 2: Did memories light the corners of my mind? Of you
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: in that green dress, Melissa. Are you on Ozempic? I
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: know I don't sound like her and I'm not trying
- 1:28:59Speaker 2: to do an impression.
- 1:29:01Speaker 4: And yet I closed my eyes and I said.
- 1:29:05Speaker 3: Who's that songbird?
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: If we could all have it once again.
- 1:29:11Speaker 5: Yes.
- 1:29:12Speaker 3: Did Melissa McCarthy answer?
- 1:29:13Speaker 2: Could we?
- 1:29:14Speaker 4: Should we memories?
- 1:29:20Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't answer her there, but. recently a reporter,
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: she's like, we're great, leave it.
- 1:29:25Speaker 4: Alone, we're fine. And the answer is yes, she is
- 1:29:27Speaker 4: on Ozempic.
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: Yes, of course she is.
- 1:29:29Speaker 4: Obviously, as we all would be if we could.
- 1:29:31Speaker 3: At this point, just stop asking.
- 1:29:33Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:29:34Speaker 3: Because if you're breathing, you're on it.
- 1:29:36Speaker 2: You know what's interesting is that- You know what Ozempic is?
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: If you're not on the actual Ozempic, you're like, no,
- 1:29:40Speaker 2: I'm not, because I'm on- Right.
- 1:29:41Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm on Semiclutide.
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: It's like when somebody would say back in the day,
- 1:29:44Speaker 2: are those acrylic nails? And they'd say- No, because they're
- 1:29:47Speaker 2: mine underneath. Rep.
- 1:29:49Speaker 3: No.
- 1:29:49Speaker 2: Those are curling nails. Yes, exactly. Of course they're going
- 1:29:52Speaker 2: to grow underneath. They're a big hard shell on top.
- 1:29:54Speaker 4: We have seen the growth in the last year. We've
- 1:29:57Speaker 4: watched Ozempic and whatever, whatever.
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:30:01Speaker 4: And the level of weight loss that we've seen from
- 1:30:05Speaker 4: hundreds of thousands of people who have lost weight due
- 1:30:09Speaker 4: to these weight loss drugs. However, according to all of them,
- 1:30:13Speaker 4: none of them are on it.
- 1:30:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:30:15Speaker 4: So it's just an odd thing that we are now
- 1:30:17Speaker 4: living in a time when all of these weight loss
- 1:30:19Speaker 4: drugs are around. Everyone is, this is a miracle drug.
- 1:30:22Speaker 4: Everybody's losing weight. We're watching everybody lose weight who don't
- 1:30:27Speaker 4: work out and then, or whatever.
- 1:30:29Speaker 3: And were never even thin.
- 1:30:31Speaker 4: Or never even thin. Always had a weight problem. And
- 1:30:33Speaker 4: now are skinny, but they don't do Ozempic. They stop
- 1:30:36Speaker 4: drinking and they work out now.
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: Spencer Pratt said the greatest thing. He's like, I love
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: that this could also be a way to hide more
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: severe drug use. Like, how did you lose 50 pounds? Crack?
- 1:30:48Speaker 4: Heroin?
- 1:30:49Speaker 2: Meth? No, it's Ozempic. Better slow down.
- 1:30:52Speaker 4: Like, who knows?
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: Like, who the fuck knows? It's kind of great. Girls,
- 1:30:57Speaker 2: tell everybody where they can find you besides this Friday
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: night at the Scottsdale show with me. Yeah, most importantly. HeatherDahl.net.
- 1:31:06Speaker 3: Yep, heathermcdonald.net. And so some of my friends in Scottsdale
- 1:31:10Speaker 3: are going.
- 1:31:10Speaker 2: You have friends. That's so great.
- 1:31:12Speaker 3: I know. There's, you know, not many. And also they
- 1:31:15Speaker 3: live out of town. So that's the kind of friends
- 1:31:17Speaker 3: I like to have, that I don't have to deal
- 1:31:19Speaker 3: with them in town. But I have to deal with
- 1:31:21Speaker 3: them that night. But basically I had sent, when I
- 1:31:24Speaker 3: was drunk, like just a link from– the internet. Like
- 1:31:28Speaker 3: I just Googled Heather McDonald show, you know, Scottsdale and
- 1:31:31Speaker 3: I sent the link. And then the next day you
- 1:31:34Speaker 3: said heathermcdonald.net to me. And, and so then I realized,
- 1:31:38Speaker 3: oh shit, like they're going to end up spending so
- 1:31:41Speaker 3: much more if they don't get the tickets from your
- 1:31:45Speaker 3: link from the website. So I immediately text her and
- 1:31:47Speaker 3: be like, oh my God, you got to go here.
- 1:31:48Speaker 3: And then she was like, yeah, I saw those two prices.
- 1:31:51Speaker 3: And I was like, girl. And so I was like,
- 1:31:53Speaker 3: oh no, yeah, send. I was like, I told her,
- 1:31:55Speaker 3: send people to.
- 1:31:56Speaker 2: And for all my dates and for everything going on,
- 1:32:02Speaker 2: the next one after that is Denver in which the
- 1:32:05Speaker 2: girls will be joining me. That is at Comedy Works
- 1:32:08Speaker 2: in Denver. And that is May 17th and 18th. Then
- 1:32:11Speaker 2: we have Temecula, June 1, with Chris Frangiolla. We have,
- 1:32:16Speaker 2: let me see, then I'm in Tampa, Orlando. I have
- 1:32:19Speaker 2: San Diego with Julie, July 27th. Then I do a
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: little Texas run, a little East Coast. Las Vegas with
- 1:32:27Speaker 2: the girls, September 21. Yes. Perfect time to plan your
- 1:32:31Speaker 2: girls' weekend. Your kids are back in school. You are
- 1:32:34Speaker 2: done with them. You're like, I need a little breaky poo.
- 1:32:36Speaker 3: Yes. Girls Weekend.
- 1:32:37Speaker 2: I'm going for Juicy Con Weekend since there's no Bravo
- 1:32:40Speaker 2: Con Weekend. There's Juicy Con Weekend.
- 1:32:42Speaker 3: Or go as a couple.
- 1:32:44Speaker 4: Of course.
- 1:32:45Speaker 2: Everyone loves it.
- 1:32:46Speaker 3: Everyone loves it.
- 1:32:47Speaker 2: HeatherMcDowland.net and of course to listen to your podcast and
- 1:32:50Speaker 2: find everything Brandy and Julie related.
- 1:32:52Speaker 3: JulieandBrandy.com is the best place to go to find our podcast.
- 1:32:56Speaker 3: We have a free one on all the platforms called
- 1:32:58Speaker 3: Dumb Gay Podcast and we have a Patreon podcast with
- 1:33:01Speaker 3: a bunch of different tiers. The first one starting at
- 1:33:04Speaker 3: $ 4 a month. Wow.
- 1:33:07Speaker 2: And, of course, for my Patreon every Friday and so
- 1:33:09Speaker 2: much more, a bunch of different tiers, juicy crimes, get
- 1:33:11Speaker 2: me behind gates, all of it, heathermcdolland.net. Again, you can
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: join there. Thank you so much. Those thoughts. You know
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: the ones I mean.
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