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Hour 1 - Great Day for Grandpas · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: He we go.
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  Speaker 2: talk about the big Grandpa, what's the big picture on
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  Speaker 2: the Philip Rivers move as he parachutes into Indianapolis to
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  Speaker 2: save the day at age forty four like a Navy seal,
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  Speaker 2: and should the Colts throw quarterback Philip Rivers into the
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  Speaker 2: fire immediately Indianapolis playing Seattle that good Seahawks defense this weekend,
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  Speaker 2: and since he's returning to the NFL, Philip Rivers will
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  Speaker 2: have to wait five more years to not make the
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  Speaker 2: Hall of fame. Is this a big deal, a little
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  Speaker 2: deal or no deal? I point out the flaw in
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  Speaker 2: the Philip Rivers Hall of Fame resume. We'll get to
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  Speaker 2: that and more right now. Have a wonderful day. I
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  Speaker 2: got three more hours of this to go, but here's
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  Speaker 2: our number one. A great day for grandpas. Welcome in
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  Speaker 2: head in approval. So some wild, wild rivers in the
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  Speaker 2: NFL our lead out of Indianapolis. The Colts not a
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  Speaker 2: playoff team at this moment, but they are the talk
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  Speaker 2: of the town in the NFL. And years ago, I
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  Speaker 2: ran a gossip website, a sports gossip website, and the
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  Speaker 2: philosophy in our newsroom was that today's rumors or tomorrow's headlines,
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  Speaker 2: in this case, yesterday's rumors or today's headlines. As it
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  Speaker 2: has happened, yet again it happened. What is it? What
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  Speaker 2: is it. What is it? What is it? What is it?
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  Speaker 2: If you have not heard, I assume you know by
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  Speaker 2: now you've connected the dots. You're not a complete moron.
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  Speaker 2: The Indianapolis Colts have decided we are sighting on the
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  Speaker 2: dotted line forty four year old old quarterback Philip Rivers.
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  Speaker 2: He's back Philip Rivers out of retirement, signing him now
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  Speaker 2: initially to the practice squad. That is a clerical move
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  Speaker 2: by the Colts. You put him on the practice squad
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  Speaker 2: to start. The move comes less than twenty four hours
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  Speaker 2: after the story popped up in the gossip mill of
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  Speaker 2: the NFL and Colts coach Shane Stiken confirming that Daniel
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  Speaker 2: Jones snap crackle pop, he gone. He'll missed the rest
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  Speaker 2: of the season and likely next season as well with
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  Speaker 2: a popped achilles tendon. And Riley Leonard, who wasn't thought
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  Speaker 2: of as any more than a developmental quarterback. And he's
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  Speaker 2: got a bum right knee. Welcome to the club. So
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  Speaker 2: he's dinged up and you've got a ripping. That's about
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  Speaker 2: it at quarterback right now. So Rivers, who has not
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  Speaker 2: taken a meaningful snap since the twenty twenty season, is
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  Speaker 2: a January of twenty twenty one, a playoff game, which, oh,
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  Speaker 2: by the ways, the last time the Colts made the playoffs.
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  Speaker 2: And that's it. So this, this was the news that
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  Speaker 2: we thought might happen. Well, now it's happened Alter eight
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  Speaker 2: and five and they have gone back to Philip Rivers,
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  Speaker 2: who has been coaching at Saint Michael High School in
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  Speaker 2: Fair Hope, Alabama ever since. So that's good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 2: Let us discuss the question for the esteem panel what
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  Speaker 2: is the big picture? What is the big picture on
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  Speaker 2: Philip Rivers parachuting in to save the day. It's like,
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  Speaker 2: you're in a tough spot. Who are you gonna call,
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  Speaker 2: Let's get a parashooter to come in here and save
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  Speaker 2: the day. Philip Rivers at age forty four, parachuting in
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  Speaker 2: to Indianapolis. So my thoughts on this, I've got bolow,
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  Speaker 2: mother nature and better lighting, and we will combine all
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  Speaker 2: of the things together and we are going to have
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  Speaker 2: a smorgasborg of goodness is what we're going to have.
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  Speaker 2: So a the way I look at the Philip Rivers
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  Speaker 2: story as an outside party and just kind of observing,
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  Speaker 2: it's like going to the zoo and you're not actually
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  Speaker 2: where the elephants are. You're outside of where the elephants are.
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  Speaker 2: But you're looking at the elephants and you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: look at the trunk on that or that one's pooping.
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  Speaker 2: Those two over there making whoopee. There's a lot going on.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot going on there. But this is binary,
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  Speaker 2: is what it is. Right, it's black and white, it's
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  Speaker 2: rise and fall. It's get a trophy or splatter or
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  Speaker 2: make the playoffs or a splatter or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: But really, to me, there's no middle ground on this.
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  Speaker 2: There's no gray area. There's no little moral victory or
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  Speaker 2: any of that mumbo jumbo, which some I'm sure we'll
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  Speaker 2: toss out. The whole thing plays like a Hollywood reboot.
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  Speaker 2: It's a Hollywood reboot. They're out of original ideas. We've
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  Speaker 2: known that for years in Hollywood. And so they green
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  Speaker 2: lighted Rivers the Return. No, it's right, the Rivers the
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  Speaker 2: Return or is it a Netflix docu series? But the
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  Speaker 2: opening scene I've already storyboarded it. So the opening scene
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  Speaker 2: of this Rivers the Return, you've got Rivers changing his
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  Speaker 2: grandson's diaper in a backwater town in the boondocks of Alabama,
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  Speaker 2: surrounded by a whole lot of nothing, and he wipes
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  Speaker 2: his hands, cleans the poop poo off the hands, and
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  Speaker 2: then grabs his backpack and flies off to Indianapolis. And
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  Speaker 2: suddenly he becomes the Bolo Tie Crusader. He's a sidekick.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of the Batman universe, right, the Bolo Tie Crusader.
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  Speaker 2: And there he is leading the horse convoy down the
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  Speaker 2: tunnel and then out the play game, Get the game.
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  Speaker 2: And the fantasy ending here, of course, is the if
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  Speaker 2: it's the Disney movie, then the Colts win the Chanceampionship
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  Speaker 2: and Philip Rivers is the MVP. He holds up the
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  Speaker 2: Lombardi Trophy. He's carried off the field a La Rudy
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  Speaker 2: by his teammates who are young enough to be his kids,
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  Speaker 2: and then goes back to Grandpa duty, and then you
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  Speaker 2: fade to black, You roll the credits, and that's it.
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  Speaker 2: Now there is an alternative cut on this flick, Rivers
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  Speaker 2: the Return. So what would that be, you asked, I'll
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  Speaker 2: tell you, thanks for asking that alternative cut for the
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  Speaker 2: Philip Rivers film. Rivers plays about five snaps this weekend,
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  Speaker 2: and Pop goes the Achalles, Snap, crackle, pop, and he
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  Speaker 2: goes back to Alabama for surgery and boom or in
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  Speaker 2: this case top boom movie over. That's it, turn out
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  Speaker 2: the lads the parties over. Now, look, we again have
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  Speaker 2: no skin in the game. We don't. And I think
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  Speaker 2: it's gonna be fun. I'm looking I like fun. People
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  Speaker 2: think I don't like fun. I like fun. I enjoy it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to this. And Indie ordered extra sauce
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  Speaker 2: before the trade deadline, Sauce Gardner because they believe that
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  Speaker 2: this Frankenstein concoction of a roster was good enough to
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  Speaker 2: win the AFC. Right right now, they're not even a
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  Speaker 2: playoff team. Playoffs. You got New England and Denver at
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  Speaker 2: the top of the AFC. Now most believe that those
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  Speaker 2: teams are beatable. You gotta get in the playoffs, though,
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  Speaker 2: pretty sure you can't win the Super Bowl. No one's
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  Speaker 2: ever won the Super Bowl if you don't get in
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  Speaker 2: the playoffs. So you have to get into the playoffs.
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  Speaker 2: That's the baseline. You got to get into the playoffs.
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  Speaker 2: And so now they're gonna have a new general of
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  Speaker 2: the Connival in Indianapolis and Colts football, though at least
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  Speaker 2: for this weekend. We'll see if this goes okay, but
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  Speaker 2: it becomes like nineteen nineties NBC television must see TV
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  Speaker 2: for the Indianapolis cults. Here is this going to be
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  Speaker 2: an epic train wreck? And if Rivers goes out there
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  Speaker 2: and plays like our grandpa, I told you, I told
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  Speaker 2: you can't play. Oh my god, what are they doing?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Of course, then if he plays well,
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  Speaker 2: if it's a magic carpet rise, Oh it's so good.
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  Speaker 2: I told you. Oh he's great. It's that kind of me.
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  Speaker 2: So buckle up, bucker roo all right. Now, staying with
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  Speaker 2: the theme of the hour, as the rivers flow, So
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  Speaker 2: continuing the theme here, the state sponsored prob the news
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  Speaker 2: service of the NFL, the NFL Network, the mouthpiece for
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  Speaker 2: NFL propaganda. So the NFL Network tells us that Philip
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  Speaker 2: Rivers has a quote very real chance of starting week
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  Speaker 2: fifteen for the Colts as they take on Seattle this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: So the question should the throw quarterback Philip Rivers into
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  Speaker 2: the fire fire against the Seattle Seahawks. So my answer is,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, yes, yes, indian throw Philip Rivers into
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  Speaker 2: the inferno and bring extra gasoline, bring a match or
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  Speaker 2: cigarette light or whatever you got there and just have
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  Speaker 2: a great time. Just bring some marshmallows, bring some chocolate,
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  Speaker 2: some gram crackers who make some smores. And the man
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  Speaker 2: is forty four years old, which I don't think. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think you're on your deathbed at age forty four.
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  Speaker 2: He's got that Grandpa energy, big Gramps energy, big Gramps.
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  Speaker 2: He's I guess he's eligible when he goes to Seattle,
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  Speaker 2: he can go out, have the early Bird Special and
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  Speaker 2: knock himself out. And well, here's a when you bring
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  Speaker 2: in a forty four year old quarterback who played like
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  Speaker 2: a gazillion years in the NFL, that's the personification, the
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  Speaker 2: epitome of out of the box quarterback. No assembly required
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  Speaker 2: for Philip Rivers, right muscle memory takes over here. That's
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  Speaker 2: how this goes. You don't stash that in your attic
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  Speaker 2: like some forgotten Christmas decorations from years ago or like that.
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  Speaker 2: And what you are saving him? What are you saving
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  Speaker 2: him for? What's the point of saving him? Well, we
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  Speaker 2: don't want to get him hurt because he's our future court. No,
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  Speaker 2: he's going to be back in Fair Hope, Alabama coaching
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  Speaker 2: high school football for the Warriors whatever they're called next year.
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  Speaker 2: So that's it. Are you saving him for a rainy day?
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  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert? Spiler alert? I looked at the forecast. Congratulations,
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  Speaker 2: it's supposed to rain for the Colts in the Seahawks
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  Speaker 2: game in Seattle. So mother Nature herself, Mother Nature is screaming,
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  Speaker 2: play him. That's what she's literally, She's play him. She's
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  Speaker 2: screamed that literally. So the Colts have as much choice
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  Speaker 2: as a guy stuck in gridlock traffic. There's nut you're stuck.
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  Speaker 2: You got to get where you're going, so you sit
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  Speaker 2: in the traffic and there's really no other way to go.
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  Speaker 2: And that's the Colts with Philip Rivers. And so the
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  Speaker 2: recipe here for Shane Stike it's rather simple. It's straight
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  Speaker 2: out of Michael Angelo's Chisel. And what you do here
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  Speaker 2: is it's simplicity, is what it is. That's the key
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  Speaker 2: to success. Simplicity. And you hand the ball Jonathan Taylor
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  Speaker 2: like fifty times. You just keep running the ball and
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  Speaker 2: you hand it to Taylor like you're handing out canoli's.
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  Speaker 2: You get a canoli, you get a canoli, You get
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  Speaker 2: a canoli, and you keep Rivers with the elementary school
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  Speaker 2: passing offense, everything around the line of scrimmage. Maybe take
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  Speaker 2: two or three shots down the field, but the rest
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  Speaker 2: of it is crayons. It's not calculus with Philip Rivers
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  Speaker 2: playing quarterback. So that's what you do, and you force
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  Speaker 2: Sam Darnold to do Sam Arnold's trademark things, which is
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  Speaker 2: sea ghosts, and very rarely does he have a full game.
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  Speaker 2: We saw in fact, the Seattle team beat the crap
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  Speaker 2: out of the Falcons. If you watch the game in
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  Speaker 2: the first half, Sam Darnold is terrible in the first half.
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  Speaker 2: So he has a bad half in this game if
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  Speaker 2: it's the first half, and that sets the Colts up,
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  Speaker 2: puts him in a good position here and then boom,
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  Speaker 2: you're golden, golden, golden Goldan is what you are there,
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  Speaker 2: and that's the cookbook, that's the recipe, and that's the gospel.
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  Speaker 2: So that's what you do with Grandpa. Put him out there.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, the last word on this as for the chatter,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, what about the gold jacket? What about
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  Speaker 2: the gold jacket? Shove it up your tuckas with the
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  Speaker 2: gold jacket. So the question here, since he is returning
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  Speaker 2: to the NFL. Philip Rivers now will delay his opportunity
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  Speaker 2: to get to the Hall of Fame. God forbid you
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  Speaker 2: end up getting voted in the Hall of Fame and
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  Speaker 2: still play. So Rivers will have to wait five more years,
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  Speaker 2: all of the horror, five more years, and of course
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  Speaker 2: the arguments will even make the Hall of Fame. Is
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  Speaker 2: this a big deal, a little deal or no deal?
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  Speaker 2: The fact that Philip Rivers is gonna have to wait
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  Speaker 2: an extra five years to find out about the Hall
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  Speaker 2: of Fame. So to me, it's no deal. None zip
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  Speaker 2: bo squad douche is the way I would answer this.
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  Speaker 2: And here's why. To me, this is not some kind
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  Speaker 2: of added weight for Philip Rivers. It's not some kind
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  Speaker 2: of conspiracy or controversy or anything like that. It is
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  Speaker 2: a clerical pause. It's a clerical pause at the NFL
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  Speaker 2: Bronze bust Morgue. Right now, I've been to Hall of Fames.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a problem with Hall of Fames. But
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  Speaker 2: the issue is this the Hall of Fame. We spent
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  Speaker 2: a lot of time on sports radio and sports you
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  Speaker 2: know conversation talking about who's a Hall of Fame, who's
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  Speaker 2: the goat it's a lot of our time is wasted
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  Speaker 2: on this kind of stuff. And that's an actual goat
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  Speaker 2: right there. But the Hall of Fame, it's if you
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  Speaker 2: look at it, and I know I'm gonet killed for this,
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. It doesn't matter. It looks great on
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  Speaker 2: a post guard. And I'd like to go to the
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  Speaker 2: Pro Football Hall of Fame someday. I'm not against it.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to go and check it out. However, when
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  Speaker 2: you peel back the onion on the Pro Football Hall
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  Speaker 2: of Fame, it's a mausoleum with better lighting. That's what
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  Speaker 2: it is. It's you go there and it's like, I'd
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  Speaker 2: much rather be in the Hall of Fame than a cemetery.
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  Speaker 2: Most end up in cemetery, but I'd rather end up there.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, let's let's try not to look
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  Speaker 2: at the will to Beast in the room. What is
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  Speaker 2: the will the Beast in the room? Philip rivers, it
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  Speaker 2: is an inconvenient truth. Does not have a Hall of
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  Speaker 2: Fame resume. Oh my god, that's blasphemy. What do you
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  Speaker 2: talking about? You lost your lightning boat? No, I have not.
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  Speaker 2: Let me make my elevator pitch as to why in fact,
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  Speaker 2: I would argue you never had a Hall of Fame resume,
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  Speaker 2: and the guy was a horrible big game quebeck, which
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  Speaker 2: is kind of my right, like, oh, he's gonna leave
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  Speaker 2: the Colts to the super Bowl, which would change his
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  Speaker 2: Hall of Fame trajectory, all right. Because this, if you
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  Speaker 2: go back Philip Rivers in San Diego, you could make
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  Speaker 2: the argument if he actually won. The Chargers had super
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  Speaker 2: Bowl worthy teams multiple times when Rivers was there. If
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  Speaker 2: they had won a super Bowl, they likely would have
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  Speaker 2: convinced the politicians in San Diego to build the stadium. Therefore,
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  Speaker 2: they would still be the San Diego Chargers. But Philip
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  Speaker 2: Rivers was such a choke artist in big games that
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  Speaker 2: they didn't get the funding, they didn't get the taxpayer money,
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  Speaker 2: and so they ended up going to LA and doing
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  Speaker 2: whatever they're doing in LA. But he was a terrible corback.
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  Speaker 2: Zero super Bowls, one AFC title game in his time
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  Speaker 2: in San Diego, four playoff wins in seventeen season. And
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  Speaker 2: it's not like he was on bad teams. They were
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  Speaker 2: usually pretty good. The Chargers were usually pretty good. Four
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  Speaker 2: playoff wins seventeen seasons as charge at quarterback come on. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I mean that's does that well he said, well, that's
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  Speaker 2: our team award. Okay. He spent his whole career as
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  Speaker 2: not the third wheel. Philip Rivers was like the fifth wheel.
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  Speaker 2: When you look at his generation, the greatest quarterback generation
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  Speaker 2: of all time, you had Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Peyton Manning,
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers, and then Philip Rivers, who was like Ringo
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  Speaker 2: Star if you get the reference. Okay, he was there,
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  Speaker 2: but it's like other people were more important, like the
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  Speaker 2: other ones were better, but.
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  Speaker 3: He was there.
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  Speaker 2: He was a Ringo Star was there, but you know,
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  Speaker 2: he was a beatle, but the other ones were kind
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  Speaker 2: of bigger deal. You know what I'm saying. You know,
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  Speaker 2: it's like Ringo Star without the drumsticks. And never an
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  Speaker 2: All Pro and that's a big one. That is a
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  Speaker 2: big one. Never Philip Rivers never made an All Pro team.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't even make a second team All Pro the
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  Speaker 2: Pro Bowl. Nobody cares about the Pro Bow. They played.
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  Speaker 2: They played tic tac toe and grab ass at the
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  Speaker 2: Pro Bowl. They got rid of it. So he didn't
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  Speaker 2: make the first or second team All Pro. Rivers. He
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  Speaker 2: was never in the top two in the MVP voting. Ever,
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  Speaker 2: I think he finished fourth one time, I believe. And
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  Speaker 2: so that's not a Canton, Ohio resume. That's the that's
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  Speaker 2: the waiting room with no magazines and that's it and
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• 19:31
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• 19:35
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• 19:38
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• 19:41
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• 19:45
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• 19:49
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• 19:50
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• 19:52
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• 19:55
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• 19:58
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• 20:02
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• 20:09
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• 20:13
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• 20:19
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• 20:21
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• 21:51
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• 21:57
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• 22:02
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• 25:58
  Speaker 2: just wanted to get out of I think he's got ten.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Now don you have ten? Ten or eleven? I think
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  Speaker 2: it's eleven? Yeah, now seven, that's just a warm up
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  Speaker 2: back seven. Have we done a wellness check on his wife?
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Is she okay? We are everything good on that? Okay,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: there you go, says I, and he says I can relate.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Every guy needs a little piece and quiet. I was wrong,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: it's only ten. Oh, it's only ten, okay, ten kids. Well, normally,
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: as men, we find our quiet time on the throne.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: That is our that is our our spot. Or if
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: you have a man cave, you do that. Nah, women
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: like to invade the man cave. It's usually a very
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: cozy area. It is nice, nice sofa, good TV.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Your man likes to hang out in, so you usually gravity.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why you changed the lock on that. Ferg
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Dog says the Chargers have the Midas touch. Every every
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: quarterback they touch turns the gold. Johnny United, is Dan Fouts,
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Ryan Leave, Jim Harbaugh, Doug Fluteie, Drew Brees, Philip Rivers,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: and just Herbert all great, just absolutely wonderful. King Roy says,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: with the return of Philip Rivers to the NFL, is
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: there any uh, any at all possibility we'll see the
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: return of Colin Kaepernick? Or is that just a fever dream?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: And he says, and if this was a Disney movie,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Philip Rivers would die and his oldest son would avenge
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: his honor and honor his father rather the life and
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: play quarterback. So oh like Moulin as I screwed that
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: up there, Late night drug tester says, I for one,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: welcome back Philip Rivers to the NFL. Now the Bolo
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Ties will make the return to the postgame prescomt bill.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Who's your bills? Is the Winter Olympics X games? Just
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: needs to buy need to buy them out? Name one
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Winter game moment? What what? Why are you sending me
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: message about the Winter Olympic XIT? What is wrong with you?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: What?
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: What kind of nonsense are you smoking or snorting or
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: whatever you're doing? Scrooge writes and says, hey, plus he's
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: in the younger demo, He'll soon be in the older demo,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: but he's enjoying the fact he's in his youth, he says,
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: a plus on the Mallon monologue. Anyone who thinks that
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: choke artist Philip Rivers is a Hall of Famer should
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: not speak on football ever again. What happened to the
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: standards of NFL fans? All right? No, Stradinas says, looking
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: at the colts remaining games, they aren't winning more than
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: one an than one if any he says, there's no
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: benefit for Rivers just bruises. Maybe he just needs time
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: away from all those kids. Well, be careful those Tradenas.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: And I know what's gonna happen if the Colts do
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: pull the upset here and he plays Mammoth upset no
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Streudenas all of a sudden, I know how this works.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you how this works. Okay, Suddenly the
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: radio station in Seattle will have the transmitter down. The
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Wi Fi all over the greater Seattle area will and
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: No Streudenis will go into hiding. I know how that works.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I've been doing this for a while. Let's go to
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  Speaker 2: the phones. Moving man. Matt a show legend early on
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  Speaker 2: on the highways and byways of North America, hello, moving man,
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  Speaker 2: mad what's going on.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: There? He is fake news? LA traffics not a big deal?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you sure about that?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I mean it, I'm already up in Monterey.
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  Speaker 2: So well, what what time did you do?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: What time?
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  Speaker 2: What time did you drive through l A five o'clock?
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  Speaker 2: M okay, I mean, it's typically horrific. But if if
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  Speaker 2: you worked for you, good for you. That's is there
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  Speaker 2: some kind of event that we need to know about?
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  Speaker 1: Wonderful?
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: What freeways were you in?
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Six? Uh? I cut over and throw s Denis.
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  Speaker 2: And okay, so like the fifty seven, ninety one two
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  Speaker 1: About a half hour, so its yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well unlike unlike unlike your your homeland in Boston where
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: you just put the traffic underground so you can't see
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  Speaker 2: the traffic because it's all undergrounds.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah I was, I was actually going to give you
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: an eight plus plus.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: On your monologue. I know, I know, I know I
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  Speaker 1: You, just couldn't read it because somewhere, ELI mean costs
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: you thousands of dollars I'm guessing you to take the
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  Speaker 1: shot at them.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't a shot. It was an accurate portrayal
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  Speaker 2: of the events that took place. That's that's what that was.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: It is acapsulation, a thumbnail recap of his career.
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  Speaker 1: It's not healthy for you, then.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I'm fine. I'm perfectly fine. I just do it. The
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  Speaker 2: show your blood pressure, ben I, it's you know. I
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: didn't get a lott. I actually did not get a
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: ton of sleep. I just took a caffeine. I went
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: out to my car. I got some caffeine because I
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: don't drink coffee, but I got a caffeine something because
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I got asked to go on New Zealand Raiders. I've
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: already been on the radio on Wednesday. They called me up.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: They said the only time they could do it was
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: right when I was sleeping. So I woke up and
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I couldn't go back to sleep, So I I got
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: about three hours of sleep, which is not doctor recommended.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: It's not doctor.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Recommended probably about where I'm going to be at.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: More importantly, do you have your your sidekick with you?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I do not. That was the first bit of breaking
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: newsic oh no oh, no, Louis is at home.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, okay, Louis okay, though.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: He's okay, Okay. You know there's a chance they may
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: have to fly home for Christmas. No, okay, we were
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: just down ahead of it, just in case.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: So it's either fly home for Christmas or miss the
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: family on Christmas or those the two options.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Well, that's not an option.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: That's not an option. So okay, So you might make
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  Speaker 2: it back, but if not, you'll fly back. I got you,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Well, it's I gotta deliver in Virginia and it's a
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: matter of can I get the trailer empty? And because
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: we have eight kids, I don't show up on Christmas Eve, like, hey,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Yo? I have to be there at
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: least by the twenty third to help her with last
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: minute stuff.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: So eight are you? You are your grandfather here?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: No, we're not. We're not all right, I'm way too
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: young and hit for that. Yes.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Click. When you think hip, you think moving man, Matt.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: When I think cool, I think moving man Matt for sure. Yeah.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: The second bit of break news I want to share
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: is as a bring it to your general I have
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  Speaker 1: increased your listenership night by one. Well, my buddy, my buddy,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: John Sweeney is well, I know, we don't do shoutouts.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: No, we don't. We we don't. We do we do,
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: we do mentions. I'll do a mention for John. I
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: can't do a shout out for John because we're not
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: a morning show. As you know, Matt, we don't do
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: a morning drive. You get paid a lot more money
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: in morning drive or afternoon drive or even middays, and
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: we're not that. We're it's two different worlds in radio.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: There's daytime radio and nighttime radio. We do nighttime radio,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: so we can't do shoutouts. So John, you've known him
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: for a while.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: You just met this guy, no known him a long time,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: and he's he's also driving tonight, and.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Well, hello John, fred I asked you to.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Bring the energy for our hour one because I knew
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: it was gonna be the end of my drive. Did
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: not fail me.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: It's not over you. I still have twenty minutes to
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: f this up. I can still screw up this out
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: if you want.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: That's that's that is a you know what. Just don't
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: take a blind.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well I will attempt to avoid that.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I gotta go, but thank you, Matt, be safe out there,
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: and calls again, all right, is Matt moving up the
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: West coast? That guy's he's going for it. He's traveling
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: all the ready. Make that money, great caller, make a
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: lot of money if you drive a moving truck. But
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: you gotta, you gotta really just dedicate your life to it. Man,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: he's on the road, on the road again. Yeah, he's
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: been just about everywhere. But would hurt if I had
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: to sit that much? Yeah, Like I guess I said
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: a lot here too, though I should stand. Yeah, And
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: when I stand, people get upset when people, and I'll
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: stand up and that I'm standing. You don't have to
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: announce your standing. There's no need to announce it. I'm standing.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Before the Colts decided to sign Philip Rivers, is it
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: true they contacted another quarterback and we're rejected that? According
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: to well we're hearing here, the Colts did reach out
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: out to Derek Carr, the former Raider and New Orleans Saint,
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: and Derek Carr said, I'm good. I'm good. I don't
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: want to play. So if I'm mistaken, that is the
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: second NFL team that Derek Carr has rejected, you might
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: remember if you go back in the hot top time machine,
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: the Cincinnati Bungals. When Joe Burrow went down with the injury,
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: the Bengals reached out and said, hey, car, how would
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: you like to come to Cincinnati? He said no. The
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: argument then was if I remember, and I'd have to
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: go back and check my notes. But the argument I
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: believe was, hey, Carr didn't want to go there because
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: he knew that Joe Burrow was going to come back
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: at some point and he didn't want to be usurped
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: by Joe Burrow. You can't make that same argument with
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: the Colts. You cannot make that same argument because Daniel
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Jones didn't establish himself as a forever quarterback and he's hurt.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: So even if he is the guy, he's going to
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: be out all of next year anyway with the Achilles injury.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: So it sounds like Card doesn't want to play. I
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: know those are two teams that you know, Cincinnati, those
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: two wide receivers. You say, that's at the time they
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: were thought of as a playoff team, and the Colts
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: right there borderline down the stretch could make the playoffs
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: and Car to want to play. Time now for the
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: who am I? Game? And here we go. Every quarterback
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: in every quarterback in the Hall of Fame the last
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: fifty plus years since nineteen seventy has at least one
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: All Pro selection except me, says so I'm the one
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: giving the question. Here's the who am I? Game?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Again?
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Every quarterback in the Pro Football Hall of Fame since
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: nineteen seventy has at least one All Pro selection except me.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: I'm out, I'm the outlier. Who am I? That is
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: the question, the answer, and we are going to have
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: and it's time we have to play of the day
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: as well. We'll get to all that. We will do
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: it next.
• 36:54
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  Speaker 2: That is the question? What is the answer? Malaprop guy
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  Speaker 2: Manny Sanghian from Robin, Minnesota, Ron Jeremy from Not a Burner. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: All Pro status, but isn't the Hall of Fame because
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  Speaker 2: he got the four straight Super Bowls.
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