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Holiday Special (Brendan Murphy, Emma Boster, Jeremy DePoyster, Imani Givertz) · The Downbeat

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Got 3 words for you guys. Ho festive.
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Ho derogatory. Ho festive.
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It's the downbeat Christmas special.
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We do it every year. And by that I mean, this is the
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first year we've done it. But from now on, we will be
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doing it every single year. I am back from Tor.
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I am, I was going to say, rested, but I've been back from
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Tor two days. I'm about to be rested.
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What a year. Just want to say a massive thank
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you to everyone who FS with the podcast.
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We did twice the number of episodes.
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This year's we did last year say we just me 27 episodes this
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year. National Trip was a success.
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Just just a great year and thankful for all of you for
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tuning in for if you're on the Patreon, you're getting this on
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I've had a wonderful year guys, all thanks to you.
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I've got crazy episode coming up.
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This was filmed in Nashville in July, but it is a Christmas
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Some festive guests and festive topics.
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Downbeat my guests, plural on this festive edition where we
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get very drunk and it's very chaotic.
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Ah, power couple Emma Boster and Jeremy Depoister.
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Try saying that after a couple of margaritas from Dying Wish
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and The Devil Wears Prada, plus your problematic fave Brendan
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Murphy, plus photographer and videographer to the stars Armani
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give her. I've never actually said her
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second name out loud to her, so I don't know if I'm saying that
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right, but she's amazing. One of my close friends loved to
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have her on the podcast as well as all the other, all the others
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back. It was pretty chaotic, just
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great to hang out with mates. I hope you're having a lovely
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Christmas and if you're not having a lovely Christmas, I
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hope that you watch this and pretend that you're in the room
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with us and you have a lovely Christmas with us.
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It's the downbeat Christmas special on the downbeat.
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Smack that. Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas. Oh, Merry Christmas.
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It's going to be such a good. Christmas it feels, yeah, you're
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right. It feels different.
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It's it's going. To imagine we do this disclaimer
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we're doing this is happening in August but imagine we do this
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and it's like a nuclear bomb dropped on it's going to feels
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like it's going to be a great. Year World War 3.
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I can really feel Jesus in the room with us right now, so.
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That's me. That's me.
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Maybe Jesus or yes, mid age adult like.
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Is this? Erected.
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Jesus is this. Talladagon Knights He.
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He didn't get that far into adult.
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I'm older than how? How old?
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Is he? I think about that all the time,
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3033. That was that was way too quick.
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He was in his prime. Speaking, everyone knows that.
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Speaking of. I didn't know that.
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You're the. 1 That Jesus was 33. Yeah, everyone knows that I took
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religion classes and shit, but like, I didn't.
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You know, I'm sorry I didn't focus on the age.
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No part of me was like, can Jesus drive?
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How are we? Just bought 327.
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Jesus 33 everyone thought. He was in the 27 Club for a bit,
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but Speaking of, I'm kind of like the Three Wise Men because
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I've brought all my little babies presents for Christmas.
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I love this. Craig, Merry Christmas.
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I hadn't. I had no idea.
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This was coming. Merry Christmas.
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Are you sure it wasn't the elves?
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Oh yeah, I have. I have to announce something.
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I made that joke when we tried to start this again and no one
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heard it and it got no pop except the money.
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And I looked and I went. For.
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That was good. And this time?
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Well, what what happened was. Really landed?
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I The first time we tried to do it, I threw an elf bar at Amani.
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She spilled a drink all over her and Brandon.
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And now? We're all over my ass.
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Chaos. 20 minutes, so my ass. Is.
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So, and now I'm wet. We we restarted, but that was
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good because I noticed I was nearly out of space anyway and
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we would have, I wouldn't have noticed that would have got the
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whole thing. Works.
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Can everyone? It's almost like Jesus.
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It was middle-aged Jesus. Jesus.
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Yeah. Thank you, Jesus.
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Yeah. Same here.
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Yes. I kind of look like.
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Jesus was a bad thing. Painting, though, he was a low
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key hot. Yeah, and money.
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Can he say that? No.
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Cut that one out so. Now.
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Leave it in. I want.
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I want it to be known. Jesus Christ was a bad thing.
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He's a bad guy. You can, yeah.
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You didn't do an accent. He can say that.
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So we should probably review the Margarita that Brendan has so
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beautifully. One year ago today.
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Today. The first Margarita club.
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Really. Yes, one year ago.
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Tour the Zombie tour started a year ago today and we figured it
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out while they were doing their pod.
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That's. Insane.
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We were chatting and then I felt it was we were like, yeah, it
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was about this time last year. I want it could be to the day
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and I was like it's going to be. It has to be.
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Yeah, and because it's Christmas, Brendan and I have
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already been on tour together. Dude.
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And it was so good. It was so fun.
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It was so fun and. Good.
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I left Emma for you. For a little.
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Bit, but then we came back. Together, my favorite part was a
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lot of people came. Yeah, it was.
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Awesome. Literally.
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And it was good. I hope I don't have to add some
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kind of like posthumous thing to the beginning of this because.
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Yeah. And just be like This was filmed
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before Christmas, after the tragic death of Brendan.
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Straight up, I didn't know. Do you know what though?
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It happened in my head and I thought if I don't get this out,
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it's going to happen. True.
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Proud of. You.
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I give it honestly, at least to me it might.
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I'm curious what you guys think. It's kind of like a 3.5 to me.
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It's good. It's nice and strong, yeah.
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Because of the redoing, this mine's quite warm.
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Oh. It is.
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My ice Melton. I will need another one.
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Yeah. So we're gonna and.
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I'll make it. I'll make it on the pot.
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We can do that. Oh yeah, you can make it.
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Shake it. Wait, but 3.5 out of what out of
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five? 5 limes. 4. 05 yeah.
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OK. 5 limes is the rating. System.
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Were you there? When we were rating the.
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Three maybe I. Think we had just descended.
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Into. This I'm a jumble.
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It's 'cause. It's really strong.
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Right. I ain't giving this a four.
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No, it's just it doesn't have like, Fresh Fucking Blonde
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because. Half of it is now in 4I.
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Think a three. It tastes good.
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In order to be a four, it has to be a mind blowing Margarita.
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A5 is the rarest of things, like the rooftop in Dallas.
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Oh my good God. It's a life changing, Mark.
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We went back there. Oh yeah, we were texting you.
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Yeah, so I. Don't drink very often, so let
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me just make it very clear that to me this is a three-point. 9
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Armani First off, welcome to the downbeat.
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First timer. Referenced often.
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Now you're here. Thank you.
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Now you're here to the name. I can't even remember what you
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said. Why?
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Because I really wanted to just introduce you there.
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Thank you. Videographer.
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Photographer, legend. Christmas staff owner Christmas
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staff owner in the middle of summer.
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What is that, by the way? Yeah, cool.
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But it's like classy. Classic Roman.
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Is that a normal stocking? Did you shoot that again?
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Not not not to dwell on this, but that's some fucking Diablo
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shit. Yeah, yeah.
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Is it? Stop.
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Stop trying to get a Diablo deal.
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The the ship has sailed. When I'm taking time off of the
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metal core dropout. Store.
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I don't. Diablo don't give anyone a plug,
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although it nearly got Monster one today.
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Hey. Hi, Noon.
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How's it going? What did you actually just say?
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I'm sorry. Oh, because I don't drink very
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often. I will give this a higher rating
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because it is quite lovely and I will probably be drunk by the
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end of this episode. Yeah, I.
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Thought. Morning.
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You drink for the last three days in a row, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm on a Bender. We are on a Bender right now.
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It feels like Christmas, don't you?
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On a Bender, but do. You guys go on a Bender around
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Christmas? Absolutely.
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As this episode. Is.
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Yeah. I'll be in it.
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I've been on a Bender since they said don't leave that.
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I've been on a Bender since I was like 20 or 17 years old.
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Let. Me make it very clear my vendor
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is 1.5 drinks. Nice.
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It must be nice. Yeah.
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Wasted. We.
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Did. Would be would be sick.
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I would. I would be a fucking
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millionaire. How good was that triple rum
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shot, though? It was last night.
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It it fuck that put me in the ground.
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Yeah, but it's Christmas. We can't talk about that.
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It's snow on the ground and shit.
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Yeah, it will be interesting. We should do at some point some
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predictions. Of.
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Things that if anyone pops into your head like, I wonder if that
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has happened by then. Just pretend it has and we'll go
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for. That thank God that's a non
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election. I actually, I was, I think.
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I think Santa's doing like an emo night thing.
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Does Santa? We can go to that.
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DeSantis. Hemonite.
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Just. No, just perfect.
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DeSantis, you can't say God damn.
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You can't say fuck. You can't say an F bomb.
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I can't say anything. Oh, I was going to ask you guys
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just earlier and Emma told me to save it for the pod.
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Does anyone find Christmas a little bit kinky at all?
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Mrs. Claus or. Just, yeah.
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Like the idea of, like, a sexy Mrs. Claus.
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Like with the hat and Red Line. Are you saying no?
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Yeah. I'm a fucking prevert and no.
12:05
Say. That no.
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It's awesome, right? He doesn't.
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Need to. Name in the Grinch, Jim Carrey's
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Martha Maye. Oh yeah, she yeah, she a bad
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thing. When she's got her, she's like,
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she's like, oh Betty, she's like, oh the cringe.
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I was like, but then also you got bad Santa, Which when she's
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fucking Santa Grinch, wait. Did Martha May give me a sexual
12:34
awakening? I think Emma came.
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Yeah, OK, never mind. When I'm kind of weird.
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You're kind of making out with Santa.
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Santa kind of looks like he's tied up.
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What? What is this?
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It's. Going to get me?
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Cancelled. Oh, and how far into it can we
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go? That's going to get.
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That's going to be cancelled. My mom cancelled.
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Maybe. Oh, oh.
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I hung out with an old white guy with a white beard.
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He. He's, he's, he's laying back
13:02
and. Take that he.
13:03
Looks I. Think that is in every guitarist
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from every metal club band that we tour with.
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Can you send me it and I can get it superimposed and hopefully
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not cancelled for that? Yeah.
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Thank you. Because otherwise, this is
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fucking dare dare. No, I'll just put pop it up
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there for a. 2nd That's because if.
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That's If you're listening to the audio of this, no, she's
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not. Santa Santa's cancelled for that
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because he's fucking I. Feel like Santa's hell.
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I can't believe he doesn't find Miss Claws hot.
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My brother in Christ. Have you never been to a strip
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club on like, around Christmas? Yes, yeah.
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This explains a lot about. Him is.
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It's nuts. I've only been to strip clubs
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with you and Drew. I think that Christmas is kind
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of horny for me because of a spoiled king.
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Oh, true and. On Christmas you get spoiled.
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Right. Oh, nice.
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Are we just going there? Yeah, no, that's cool.
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It's a joke, but. Is it a joke?
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No. I will say the older I get, the
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more fun I have on Christmas because all of my kinky friends
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will get us all weird stuff for Christmas.
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That's awesome where you go. Oh, my friend got us all
14:08
matching vibrators for Christmas last.
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Year No, that's. Cool.
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Were they like? Jeremy did the same thing.
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Yeah, I did. You can use it, yeah.
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I'll show you guys later when I. Think you might get a horrific
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form of cancer? No, guys.
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My brother-in-law did send me recently.
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There's like a new cancer curing pill.
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It might be out by Christmas And he goes, I'm never stopping
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these now so. What's your brothers got their
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heads up on that? Yeah, I don't know.
14:39
He found it was on Barstool, I think.
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So. Who knows how beautiful that?
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Yeah, it flew to. Yeah.
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Medically sound for sure. Yeah.
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You know, all the doctors at Barstool have come up with a
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cancer cure, and we're good. Wait, you guys know there's a
14:54
bar stool bar here in Nashville off of Broadway?
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Maybe we go tonight. Is it just called stool?
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If they didn't just call it stool, I'll be so annoyed.
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We'll find out tonight. I honestly wouldn't surprise me
15:06
if they missed that opportunity. So even though we did go out on
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Broadway last night, Craig, what was your thought and was that
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your first time on Broadway? That's my first time.
15:13
Man, my guys think. My thought was we're in
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Nashville, by the way. My thought was it was like the
15:19
movie Bugsy Malone where the children are like dressed as
15:24
grown-ups. But, like, I felt like,
15:27
obviously there was like a deleted Bugsy Malone scene.
15:29
That was a wedding. A lot.
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Of bachelorettes. Slash the end of any Lindsay
15:37
Lohan movie. That was funny.
15:39
That got a pop for sure. Well, there's like a there's
15:41
like a big gig at the end. She's singing Jamie Little Kit.
15:44
Jamie Lee Curtis is there. Fucking.
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Going off, yeah. But I feel like all her other
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ones have a fucking gig. Hillary Duff.
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No, but I mean what like? What?
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What day of the week is it today?
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There's another one, though. The one with the guy in McFly
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are in it. What's that movie But the same
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thing? I was going.
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To. Say that too.
16:03
It's. Called Just My Luck.
16:04
It's a phenomenal movie, The only reason why I watched.
16:06
It and there's a gig at the end was.
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Because McFly was in it, and they were my favorite.
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Band Do you know my McFly story, Please.
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Tell. Me.
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It's been on the podcast so I'm going to quick cooking it up.
16:16
I. Had a Josie and the Pussycats
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post around my wall as. A kid but.
16:20
It still needs to be coherent. I know we're having fun.
16:23
I need to make it coherent for this.
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Sorry, I auditioned to being McFly.
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No. Fucking.
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Yeah. And what they did, they put it
16:31
up in my in like I was at music college at the time.
16:34
They put it up because there was a there's a band called Busted
16:36
and they Hey, right. OK, So did you know the bust
16:39
that Busted wrote for the Jonas Brothers?
16:41
Year 3000. Is a is a busted song.
16:43
Yeah, so air. Hostess, which also was a Jonas
16:46
Brothers piece. I don't.
16:47
I know it. All you got it right.
16:48
So there was like but it was a busted busted management new
16:57
band Need a Drummer was up in the drum school part of the
17:01
thing. All these criteria must be 6
17:05
foot and I went all looked at all the criteria got to the six
17:07
foot bit. I went I'll just go I went
17:11
walked in immediately. You're not 6 foot straight away,
17:15
I. Was.
17:15
Crushed. No.
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They let he's on and six foot He I I did the audition anyway
17:22
obviously didn't get it Rs. I beat McFly and and he got with
17:26
Lindsay Lohan as well actually. But what about nice?
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Then like the band was released because I never knew it was from
17:34
McFly. The band was released and all of
17:36
their promo shots were a perfect gradient in height with him at
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the end. And I was like.
17:42
That's why they. Yeah.
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It was meant to be good. I'm glad you're here.
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I don't think we'd have the downbeat if you had got that
17:49
gig. And we wouldn't be able to share
17:51
that story. Oh, I'd give a fuck.
17:54
But we wouldn't be friends. I mean, but I wouldn't have
17:57
known. That's true.
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Shall we call Craig? I'd be, I'd be.
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Nuts. Deep in I'd be Flies.
18:04
Deep in Lindsay Lohan, my fly would be undone.
18:07
My fly would be undone anyway. That's fucking degrading.
18:11
Take that back. Well, well, yeah.
18:13
She's. A lovely.
18:14
Lady I really. Believe it.
18:16
I really hope. She's doing OK.
18:18
She. Good.
18:20
She was my childhood. Her.
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And Hillary Duff like and Avril Lavigne like those were like my
18:25
3:00 and. Amy Lee.
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Same, same, same. For different reasons.
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Or maybe the same, maybe the same.
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Reason. Has anyone got like a Christmas
18:35
that sticks in their head of like something that happened at
18:38
Christmas and mining smiling so much?
18:41
I need to give her a microphone that isn't on Brendan because
18:44
it's currently the Armani show, which I love, and this look at
18:47
her, that's a. Fucking story.
18:48
You're really going to destroy Brendan if he has to give up his
18:51
microphone. She's drunk already.
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I'm doing. It now.
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Oh, I'm drunk already. Hangs out with Craig.
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Emma, you have two. If it's, if it's.
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One time my dad got so pissed off because we were with my
19:04
mom's family and they were so crazy.
19:06
This probably shouldn't be on the Internet, but it's fine.
19:08
They were so crazy my dad left Christmas and flew.
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Home. Oh, I thought you meant like he
19:12
left. Where were you?
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You're in Maryland and my mom's family drove him so crazy that I
19:20
remember him getting up and saying you guys can come with me
19:23
or not, I'm leaving and he got that taxi.
19:26
And. That's awesome.
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And then my other here at Christmas is when I got my cat
19:29
Smokey and I had him for 19 years.
19:32
One time at Christmas, my dad told us at my aunts house that
19:37
he was getting a divorce from my mom.
19:41
Dad takes the. Cake on Christmas Day.
19:44
No way, Mark. I don't think it was on
19:47
Christmas Day. It might be Christmas.
19:49
Eve back? Yeah, Like, when am I going to
19:51
drop this bombshell? Oh, I know.
19:54
Here's the. Thing that we distracted.
19:55
By the presents, yeah. Yeah, that's the thing.
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If you do it on Christmas, at least you know there's going to
20:00
be like a vibe change that'll kind of make up.
20:04
For it, was it a vibe change? I think we got a lot of good
20:06
presents. But yeah, if that's not true, I
20:09
feel really bad for saying that. But I feel like I remember.
20:12
Quite. If it's not true though you
20:14
remembering it like that, there's some something to unpack
20:17
there I. Have a lot of issues.
20:20
No? I'm.
20:20
Kidding. Anyone else?
20:21
I got. I got a hot Christmas story.
20:22
Do it. How hot is it?
20:25
I mean, it's not hot. Oh, OK.
20:26
Oh. I have my phone.
20:27
Chair. His claws didn't show up.
20:30
Oh, Martha. Martha.
20:31
No. On multiple occasions I've
20:35
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20:39
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Check it out, there was 1 Christmas.
22:05
I've never been this sick in my life like and even when I had
22:07
COVID it wasn't that bad. Like I had the flu, but like
22:10
real flu that turns into pneumonia and shit and I was
22:12
just in bed. It was like it was the Christmas
22:15
before. In January we were going to do
22:17
the biotrophy and I was like in bed just fucking dead.
22:22
And my dad, that must have been like fucking, I don't know, 17
22:26
or something. And my dad came into my room on
22:30
Christmas Day and I've been fucking in there for like a
22:32
week. And my dad was like every day.
22:36
My dad was like giving me fucking like ibuprofen and stuff
22:40
and make me feel better or whatever, like vitamin C and all
22:43
that shit. And he came in and was like and
22:45
there was like a new pill in the pills that he was giving me.
22:48
And I was like, what's that? He was like, oh, it's an
22:49
anti-inflammatory, Took it, whatever.
22:52
Started feeling fucking great and I was like, oh, I'm going to
22:55
go down for Christmas dinner. Went down for Christmas dinner,
22:58
having a lovely Christmas dinner and then my dad's just like,
23:00
laughing to himself. Was that a laxative?
23:02
Oh no. No, no.
23:03
I was like, what are you laughing at?
23:05
And he was like, you feel pretty good.
23:06
And I was like, yeah. And he was like, that was the
23:10
morphine that your auntie left when she was like, you know, she
23:15
she passed on, but she had morphine that my dad fucking
23:18
gave me heroin on. My dad gave me heroin on
23:23
Christmas Day. That's awesome.
23:24
And like, I had a great Christmas dinner and everything.
23:27
Let me tell you about the come down from the drug heroin.
23:30
How old? Are.
23:32
You again? I must have been over fucking
23:34
17. I said 17.
23:35
It was viatrophy. So maybe I was 20.
23:37
I think I'd moved back home. I was definitely 20 when my dad
23:41
gave me heroin. But like in my country, you can
23:45
drink at 18 heroin. I don't know if there's.
23:47
AI don't think there. Is.
23:48
I don't think you're supposed to, yeah, but like, it was so
23:51
fucking funny. But the next day I felt 10 times
23:54
worse for another two weeks because I was on a heroin come
23:57
down. Just Scottish things, man.
23:59
Just Scottish things. Merry fucking Christmas.
24:02
Great Christmas dinner though, I was buzzed.
24:06
Mom, this roast lapsed. My last two Christmases were
24:11
ruined by COVID, but especially 2021.
24:14
I got COVID on tour and then I tested positive for for COVID
24:20
for like 11 days. So we were going to do an Emma
24:23
Christmas and then it just never happened because I continued to
24:26
be positive and I didn't want to kill my Nana, who's 96.
24:30
She's my great grandma, but she always we, my family.
24:34
We do like Christmas Eve is a bigger deal than Christmas.
24:37
Is anyone else like? That yeah, America and ours are
24:40
very different. But Carolyn?
24:41
Yeah, well, Christmas Eve is like like that's when we open
24:45
presents and like really celebrate.
24:47
And then Christmas Day is like you get up in the morning and
24:50
you drink coffee that's spiked and then you kind of are just
24:53
day drunk and you just chill all day with.
24:55
Heroin with heroin or. Sadly, no.
24:58
But I could pitch it. I could.
24:59
Pitch it, it might work. But I know my 96 year old Nana,
25:06
bless her heart, she just drinks a lot.
25:09
And then? Does she listen to podcasts?
25:12
No. Then we're good.
25:13
You can, yeah. She listens to the radio.
25:15
You're going to be on terrestrial radio anytime soon.
25:19
Does she have Twitter let me tell you about?
25:20
Let me tell you about me on terrestrial radio, she actually
25:23
by this point I would have already done it.
25:25
Okay. Your name is not going to listen
25:28
BBC Radio 1. Unless that didn't happen
25:30
either, in which case it was like this motherfucker.
25:33
Just so you know, I fucked that up if it didn't happen.
25:35
You're going to be on there. It's going to be beautiful.
25:38
It's going to have been done. What else is Your tour will have
25:40
been finished by now. Yes, we we spoke about it
25:42
briefly. I don't know if it was pre or
25:44
post this all fucking up spillage, but how was the tour?
25:49
Amazing. So good.
25:50
Oh, it was crazy. Particularly favorite shows who
25:54
tell me about the tour, who was on it?
25:57
No, you go ahead. Go ahead.
25:58
Yeah, Dev wears Prada fit for King counterparts with my
26:02
beautiful Boy here and Landmarks French guys.
26:05
Brendan and I kind of got into a weird thing with the Landmarks
26:07
guys. Like it was like a French thing.
26:10
But we worked. Yeah, it was.
26:11
It was the PTSD from, you know, growing up so close to French
26:14
Canada, the whole thing, you know, it's.
26:18
The poutine slaps though. Who got arrested?
26:20
It's. It's alright, but we both did.
26:23
It was such such a good tour. Yeah, it was amazing.
26:25
So good. I mean, a lineup like that was
26:28
not to like. True.
26:30
Yeah. Except by this point, somebody's
26:32
done something horrific from one of those bands and we're like,
26:35
oh, the tour was great. Yeah, wasn't that the tour
26:38
wasn't. That the tour last I'm not going
26:40
to say it. Jesus, what does everyone want
26:45
for Christmas? Wait, wait, wait, wait, rewind.
26:48
Because something that you said like you have Thanksgiving and
26:52
we don't have Thanksgiving. Yes, but so now on Christmas
26:57
Day, we have what you would consider a Thanksgiving dinner.
27:00
We do that on Christmas too. I thought maybe it's everyone
27:04
else's stray has pizza. Is that just the New York thing?
27:07
It's stray that's. What?
27:08
Or like Chinese food. OK, I do Chinese food.
27:11
Yeah, every year or Christmas Day, but that's because my
27:13
dad's. Jewish A Christmas touring.
27:15
But he's also British. He's.
27:16
Also British. So where's this fucking Turkey
27:18
at? Yeah, true.
27:20
My sister's a vegan, so. Yeah, so is Emma.
27:23
Yeah, so it's a Tofurky. Those things are fucking dog
27:27
shit nice. They're not good.
27:30
Yeah, I love. For the family.
27:32
Someone needs to up that game. Field Roast.
27:35
Field Roast. Yeah, from Seattle.
27:38
Yeah, they make a good roast. Fake fake Turkey?
27:40
Fake chicken? What's the Violet?
27:41
Turkey or ham? The ham one is really good.
27:45
I. Could do that.
27:45
I like a ham. I eat a lot of Christmas, as you
27:48
can see. I've been piling it on.
27:49
Over here and you guys have a different Thanksgiving, right?
27:54
We. Yeah, we do.
27:55
What? Yeah, yeah, like Canadian.
27:58
American Thanksgiving is different.
27:59
Hit me. Yeah, we both just.
28:02
Just very polite. Just massacred.
28:04
Yeah, it's a horrible on. Different days.
28:06
You did it together. But.
28:08
Well, we were fighting each other at the time, hence
28:11
whether. Plus also.
28:12
On the tour, yeah. Yeah, on the tour, that
28:14
definitely happened. Oh, you mean that?
28:16
Oh, I no, I can. No, Brendan.
28:18
Brendan is taking the joke I wanted to make as well and doing
28:22
the same thing on that tour. You colonize the United States.
28:26
Yes. Yeah, what actually?
28:28
Yeah, Mike from part is the new President.
28:31
Yeah. I would, I would vote that man
28:34
is so well. Read He's so intellectual, yeah.
28:37
I I feel like you'd be a good president.
28:39
I think you would too. Yeah.
28:40
He's a he's he's good. The match would be cool.
28:43
Also vegan. We we would have some cool like
28:47
you know he's got a progressive ideals trail.
28:50
I'm thinking like a black unreadable.
28:52
Black metal, Yeah, I was going to say it's going to be a black
28:54
metal. Yeah, like a black metal logo.
28:57
Mike for president. What are you doing?
28:59
Canada Thanksgiving. Like, I mean like it's it's the
29:02
exact same as US Thanksgiving. It's just, I think a month.
29:08
OK, When is your Thanksgiving? November.
29:10
Yeah, ours is a month before. Oh.
29:12
Sorry. You beat.
29:13
US October. Yeah.
29:16
That's Halloween. Because it's scary.
29:19
Wait. You have.
29:20
What October 27th or whatever? When's Thanksgiving It changes
29:24
does. November.
29:25
It's the last Thursday of November.
29:26
I think ours is like the the month the third Monday of.
29:31
October in America, you basically have a period from
29:33
Thanksgiving until after New Year where you're just eating
29:37
and drinking like nonstop. It goes from there.
29:40
Yeah, and buying stuff because we have Black Friday and.
29:43
Ours goes from like Christmas. You've got Christmas, yeah.
29:46
Boxing Day. We have boxing.
29:48
Oh, you do? Yeah, what?
29:50
The hell? I'm going to be real ignorant
29:51
right now. What the hell is a boxing?
29:53
Yeah. Close up the boxes.
29:55
I don't know what what the name is.
29:57
From everything but. It's like it's a holiday.
29:59
It's basically our Black Friday, but now we have Black Friday
30:02
too. But like, I don't know why the
30:04
Boxing Day thing happened, but it's the day after Christmas and
30:07
you get a holiday. If like the Christmas is on a
30:10
Monday, obviously that's a holiday, but then the Tuesday
30:12
would also be one. We call that Apology Day where
30:15
you apologize to your family for everything you said on Christmas
30:17
when you were blacked out the day before I.
30:19
Didn't think I've ever had like a big Christmas blow up.
30:22
You should come to mind. Congrats.
30:25
To you guys, yeah. And like, I want.
30:27
I want to. I want to every Christmas with
30:30
my family. I'm like I wanted.
30:32
I want to lay into you motherfuckers but but but it
30:37
never happens. You know because.
30:39
You want to feel good. Yeah, because because it's
30:41
Christmas it. Is Christmas I I yeah, I don't
30:46
know. Everyone gets drunk, everyone
30:48
says a little bit of shit when I'm just like, you're fucking
30:50
annoying. Yeah.
30:51
And then the next morning, it's like everyone was just drunk.
30:55
Yeah, you eat the egg, casserole or whatever thing.
30:58
I'm sorry the won't. The what?
31:00
A. Quiche.
31:02
It's a quiche. Like, no, but there's also like
31:03
an egg casserole. Also, I'm acting like my family
31:06
does this shit. They.
31:07
Don't egg. She just knows about it.
31:08
She's well read on Christmas, yeah.
31:11
Other people come. For my stepmom will make
31:13
something where it's like Crescent rolls.
31:16
Is that what they're called where you roll them up?
31:18
A croissant. No Crescent.
31:21
Doesn't I mean the shape of a Crescent?
31:23
And then you said roll and I'm like.
31:25
It's like a weird thing that we have for some odd reason.
31:27
You know what? A Crescent tube.
31:28
Is it's in a tube? Oh, the oh, the Pillsbury shape.
31:31
Yeah, Pillsbury. So she'll take that, lay a base
31:34
and then you put like sausage, egg, Peppers, everything in it
31:37
as a casserole. Oh, the Starbucks breakfast
31:39
wrap. Yes, but as a casserole.
31:41
Nice. Pretty.
31:42
Quite lovely. What?
31:44
What was it called? I want to.
31:45
I want to pull it up. Quite lovely.
31:48
That's. Are you going to start speaking
31:49
with a virgin accent also? No, it's funny because we do say
31:53
quite lovely, but my dad says. Quite lovely, maybe that's why I
31:56
say it. Maybe that is your dad.
31:59
Give me a little what you got. What you got?
32:01
Is it what I was about saying what you got in you, girl,
32:04
That's fucking absolutely racist.
32:08
Where are you from? A Ridge.
32:09
You need to. Tell us.
32:10
Tell us about. I love that.
32:12
Tell us about your dad. Terrible.
32:15
That kind of stuff, does your dad say?
32:18
My dad and Brendan are honestly, they should be friends.
32:22
Maybe they are friends by now. I don't know.
32:23
It's Christmas, who's to say? My dad is very British and I'm
32:33
going to get him in so much. Trouble.
32:34
Say it, Say it. Say it.
32:35
My dad is like he loves reggae. He loves weed.
32:43
It's and not as like a drug, but as a medicine.
32:46
Let me preface this though you. You are mixed rice.
32:49
Yes. Oh.
32:50
My God. And.
32:50
And your dad is And your. Yeah.
32:52
And your dad is white. Yes.
32:53
And my dad is very white. OK, I know.
32:55
So no. But no.
32:56
Because you're you're the story you're about to tell.
32:58
Which I know. Yeah.
33:00
If your dad is black and your mum is white is fine, your.
33:05
Dad is problematic and I think it's.
33:08
Awesome. He's allowed to be.
33:10
Oh, so Armani's dad can do it, but I can't.
33:13
Oh shit, when we. Were on tour together.
33:16
Emma was out with us and like when we were on the August Burns
33:19
Red Tour and she hung out with Armani's parents during our
33:22
show. I have to do this like smoking
33:24
weed in the venue and. My weed pen that my dad sent me,
33:28
I lost. It meant a lot to me and I lost
33:30
it in the venue. Keep going.
33:33
So my dad is just the funniest man that I know and every time I
33:37
go home I leave a little bit more educated on patchwa and.
33:43
The patchwa from your dad's side of the family.
33:47
British patchwa. Yeah, but honestly, like, I
33:51
never knew anything of it to be like AI was literally raised in
33:54
a household that just listened to reggae all the time, and I
33:57
didn't know it did not come from my mom's side of the family it.
34:00
Came from he thought it was your dad's side.
34:02
It was. My how about you?
34:03
My dad's a raster dad. Is he Looked at both of us.
34:06
And you're like, that's got to be dad.
34:09
He's raster, but you know. What he is such a beautiful
34:12
creature and. He was.
34:14
And I. Yeah, I think.
34:16
I think if he was actually problematic, your mum probably
34:19
wouldn't be with him. Yeah.
34:20
Mother. Yeah, she it's just my favorite
34:22
thing is that he'll start saying something and I'll and his name
34:25
is Amatai. Like he's a very Jewish British
34:28
man. His name is Amatai and my mom's
34:30
name is Melanie and whenever he is in his in his highest form.
34:36
When he's on his Brendan Murphy show when?
34:37
He's on his Brendan. Murphy show and he's talking to.
34:39
Me on the phone and he's somewhere you can just hear my
34:41
mom in the background. Annie.
34:44
All the time so. That's that.
34:46
It's kind of a. Me and you.
34:49
Yeah, it might be. It might be yelling at me in the
34:52
background a lot, Yeah. Well, he's.
34:54
He's a comedy winner. Yeah.
34:55
Have you got a nickname for Jeremy?
34:58
Jere. I mean like a one that is like,
35:01
you know, I. Don't think we can say it on the
35:03
podcast? But tiny Dick McGee.
35:09
No, we, I don't really have a lot of nicknames for you,
35:13
actually. I kind of hate it when it's like
35:15
a Boo Boo. Nah, I call.
35:17
Them sugar sometimes. But yeah.
35:20
Any other classics, baby Sugar, Sugar.
35:24
Jared. I call everybody honey.
35:26
Honey, that shit. Yeah, but like when it's like
35:29
snuggle puff, like, miss me. Like he calls me, I think he has
35:35
more. He's got one.
35:36
Come on, What is it? Gay little girlfriend is gay
35:39
little. Girlfriend.
35:41
Gay little girlfriend? Yeah, it's wrong.
35:48
Oh my God. Oh yeah, it's cute now.
35:51
We got a full, full spectrum here.
35:53
You can say whatever we got, let's.
35:56
Go. Yeah, we are.
35:57
We are cancelled. We got free range.
35:59
We also have a chat where one time can I say this, she calls
36:04
me daddy, obviously. And me, Not Amani.
36:07
And so. Not me I want.
36:08
To make that very she said it. She said it in a group chat with
36:11
Amani. It's me, her and Amani.
36:13
And she changed the name of the group chat to Do not drop daddy
36:17
in this chat. I did not, I said.
36:21
I responded. I go.
36:22
Do not drop Daddy in this chat and within seconds you change
36:26
the name to. Yeah.
36:26
Drop daddy. That's true.
36:28
Yeah. Sorry, I'm.
36:29
Not that clever, honestly, it would be hard.
36:33
Black Jew. That's.
36:35
Me. I didn't call you a black Jew.
36:37
I was going through the things. I pointed at you and said black
36:40
Jew. This needs a lot of vanity.
36:43
I'm so uncomfortable. We're done.
36:45
We're fucking done. We're done for.
36:48
There's no no editing. And this is what I'm saying.
36:52
Do we need to edit that out? No, I don't mind.
36:54
Black. Jew.
36:55
Gay whites. It's male whites.
36:57
You smell white. Yeah, Yeah, but we're pretty
36:59
good. We're very good, yeah.
37:01
Other than we're. Sensitive, OK.
37:03
And a lot of a lot of businesses can learn from it.
37:06
They can. And look, yeah, we're having
37:09
fun. We're having fun together.
37:11
And it's do you know what that's my, like, favorite thing when
37:14
it's like, we need to make this scene more diverse and look like
37:18
you're having fun with each other.
37:20
It does exist in real life, guys.
37:22
It does. No, it really does.
37:23
Real easy to find. I'm not easily offended unless
37:27
someone's speaking back to him. You're and that's my dad is
37:30
speaking. Oh, Brenda.
37:32
That's my dad. Yeah, I.
37:34
I am on a reggae thing. I'm on a reggae thing.
37:38
Like. It's, it's, it's, it's I love.
37:42
I think it fucking rocks. It's fine to think it rocks.
37:46
The The thing that would bring it into cancellation is an
37:48
accent, and you're not doing the accent.
37:51
No, I'm saying no, he. Doesn't, no.
37:52
I stand up there like the white man I am and go, I think she's a
37:55
bad thing. I mean, that was nearly an
37:57
accent. Thank God it wasn't.
38:00
Supposed to what was it supposed to be?
38:03
On Jesus birthday. Oh, did I mention you?
38:06
We did kick counterparts off the tour.
38:08
Yeah. Yeah, Brenda got.
38:11
Wild, I said. Brenda was let go.
38:13
Shit. Brendan and Selmo, Sorry.
38:16
Tom. Yeah, we're all we're all fine
38:18
with that. Hey, your favorite Christmas
38:21
movie, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go through because I'm having so
38:25
much fun. And yeah, I hope everyone else
38:27
is, but I also hope everyone else is, because I'm like, this
38:30
is chaos. I'm kind of drunk.
38:32
I'm going to go, yeah, me to say that.
38:34
To to be fair, I don't give a fuck.
38:35
You're being very slow with your Margarita, Brenda, you.
38:38
Just took. Mine this is this.
38:42
Is Samani. This is no, no, no, no no.
38:45
This is what I need. This is very Christmas.
38:47
I need another Margarita. OK, that's an issue that I'm
38:51
having. Can.
38:52
Brendan, make it during the pod. I'll.
38:54
I'll make it on the pod. You gotta go get the shit.
38:58
Though Armani, you can't see this off camera.
39:00
Armani is the only person with the dexterity the skill.
39:04
It it straight. It's effortless.
39:06
That's insane. She like there's a lot of cables
39:09
off screen. You think I can do that?
39:11
No, I do not. I know you can't do that.
39:13
Absolutely. I.
39:14
Know I can't do that, right? She's getting all the shit we
39:16
get. Oh no, look.
39:18
Personally, I would crawl through that hole because I know
39:21
I can't do that. I think you said that on
39:24
Broadway last night, No? Emma, I can start with you.
39:29
Also, Brandon, your microphone is going to continue to record
39:32
even if you leave the area. So don't admit to any murders.
39:35
While you're talking, don't do a jig.
39:37
I haven't done 1 yet. Oh my God, you guys.
39:39
I stood up, stood up, and now I'm fucked.
39:43
Thank you. OK, so you're starting with
39:44
Emma? I'm.
39:44
Going to start with Emma, but I need you guys to shut the fuck
39:46
up because you're still miked up.
39:48
Emma. Favorite Christmas movie?
39:53
Can I give a top three? You can give a top three, or you
39:56
might. Take other people.
39:58
Well, I don't care. I'm first.
40:00
No, hang on, Jeremy's got a really good point.
40:02
I mean, I'm only. Going to give you one, just one.
40:05
It's got to be ELF. It's got to be ELF.
40:10
So many bits in that movie, so, so much quotable content and
40:16
just it's it's a feel good, it's hilarious.
40:19
A side note on ELF. And I I relate to the whole dad
40:22
thing. That might be it.
40:23
A side note on ELF Oh wow, sorry, sorry about.
40:26
That. I just.
40:28
Because I Trauma Dumb doesn't mean you need to, no.
40:30
No, I'm sorry to. Joke, I'm.
40:31
Sorry, because you you said it and I just went, I continue to
40:35
ask a question. That doesn't matter anyway.
40:37
It's beyond you. It's a bit.
40:38
But. Name another movie since because
40:43
Elf is a pretty recent Christmas movie.
40:46
Name another one as good as Elf. Like obviously not for you
40:48
because it's your number one, but I can't think of another
40:50
Christmas movie that came out and went classic.
40:53
No. Elf was the last classic new
40:57
Ish. She's fucking 20 years old now.
40:59
Have like I'll go if you want. Like I would love you to go.
41:02
Christmas vacation, obviously. Old as shit.
41:06
And but great. It's a classic.
41:08
I think we all relate to that movie in various ways.
41:11
What was the thing you were saying about me being like Buddy
41:14
the elf the other day? It was.
41:16
Yesterday you just are Buddy the Elf.
41:19
I'm like Buddy the Elf, but hotter a little bit.
41:21
You're you're like Buddy the elf.
41:23
If Buddy the elf was like, a little evil.
41:27
Yeah, I think I said specifically, can I say this on
41:30
the pod? I don't know what you're going
41:32
to say. There I.
41:33
I want this edited out. I just want to tell.
41:36
You guys, no, no, no, no, no. I won't be edited out.
41:38
OK, I said. I'm like if Buddy the elf
41:40
fucked. You course you can.
41:41
Fucking say that. You can drop AF bomb, yeah,
41:44
like, but you can't drop AF and Heimer.
41:47
OK, doesn't. No, I.
41:49
Never. No, no one does.
41:50
But I just wanted to make an F and Heimer joke because with it,
41:53
because they called an F bomb at that karaoke, they said.
41:57
They said it's a fucking no F bombs and in my head I went no
42:01
one was going to say that. Can I say something?
42:03
I'm sorry to interrupt the Christmas movie thing.
42:06
I'm a huge fan of the pod. As you know Craig, I text you a
42:08
lot when you watch it. I love you.
42:10
This might be my favorite moment thus far.
42:12
Is Brendan Murphy making a Margarita?
42:15
It's been a long fucking time coming.
42:18
This is incredible. All right, Brennan, what's your.
42:20
Is yours National Lampoon? Yeah, National Lampoon for sure.
42:23
I'll take one, I'll finish mine. And I really like the scene and
42:27
I'm sure we all love it. I might bar, crawl or army.
42:31
Yeah, keep it. He's going to.
42:32
He's going to make. Where Clark is looking out the
42:36
window in the Blackhawks jersey and he's envisioning the hot
42:40
girl jumping in the pool. That's saying it's great.
42:43
The bad thing? Yeah, stop.
42:47
I'll go next because Brendan, I need Brendan's full
42:50
concentration on this. I believe my favorite is Fuck,
43:01
I'm going to It's going to be controversial.
43:03
OK. To an extent, the.
43:06
Rudolph like claymation. Shit, I'm going to.
43:08
Fucking what's the Rudolph Claymation shit?
43:09
Isn't that the one that was fucking the Christmas trapped in
43:12
the closet? Remember that fucking video?
43:14
Basically. Yeah, not that one.
43:15
Not the cancelled one. I'm going to go out there.
43:20
My brain wants to say gremlins right?
43:23
Yes, but. I don't know.
43:25
It's ridiculous. I'm kind of a Gremlins 2 guy,
43:28
which isn't set Christmas, so I don't think I want to say
43:33
Gremlins. I think I'm going to go Bad
43:37
Santa. Bad Santa's amazing.
43:40
I love that movie so much. It's.
43:42
Got rewatch? Billy Bob is.
43:45
On Billy Bob. On that movie.
43:47
Real quick, can I give a runner up?
43:49
Because I don't think anyone is going to say this, but I love
43:52
this. Movie.
43:53
Vegan. Fucking hardcore Christmas
43:55
movie. Sorry.
43:56
What I. Would, say, a black Christmas.
43:59
It's a horror film. I knew you were going to say a
44:01
horror. Film.
44:01
I love that movie. It's so good.
44:05
I don't know the movie. Really.
44:07
It's awesome. Do you like horror films?
44:10
It's Campy. Do I?
44:12
Love them? It's.
44:13
Awesome. Well, by this actually, you have
44:16
watched it. Have I?
44:18
By today. It's without spoiling anything,
44:23
it's kind of like a it's like a Coed killer situation and like
44:32
a, what do you call it? Sorority house.
44:34
And there's a killer in the sorority house.
44:37
But it's Christmas. It's pretty.
44:39
It's not a hard sell. No, it's unless they made a
44:43
remake. I think it's eighties, 70s or
44:45
80s. Oh.
44:46
OK, maybe. I'm oh, it's like, old.
44:48
Yeah, it's an old horror film. It's on HBO Movie.
44:53
Show Yeah. I like an old horror film.
44:55
I'm into an old horror film if. You like like.
44:58
Christmas went bad. Nightmare.
45:01
Nightmare. Really bad.
45:03
Yeah, not, and not like a very, very bad.
45:05
The best scene in Bad Santa is where she's going.
45:09
Fuck me. Santa, I tried when we were
45:11
talking about is it is Christmas horny for anyone else and we
45:13
were going for it in my head. That's what I got.
45:15
Yeah, that's one of the craziest things I've ever heard of.
45:17
My fuck me. Sammy, fuck me, Sammy, fuck me.
45:19
And you know, I'm from Gilmore Girls and she's hot and low key.
45:22
That's really hot. Yo the Gilmore.
45:25
Girls. Oh yeah.
45:28
There are. There are some.
45:29
There are some bad things. OK, so back in case in case we
45:34
had to edit, in case we had to edit all of that out, which I
45:38
really don't want to. We'll reapproach.
45:41
We'll. Reapproach at the time, but I
45:42
think it's funny, and if so, only this bit right now that I'm
45:46
saying now will be edited because we'll look like we don't
45:48
give a fuck, but then we can bring that back.
45:50
Anyway. I'm going with AD Santa.
45:55
I like it. I think it's Christmassy, but
45:58
it's also naughty. Yes.
46:00
Rare. Yeah, I'm going to stick with
46:03
about Santa. I need Brendan to finish making
46:05
these fucking margaritas so he can sit back and I can get.
46:08
I have a confession to make. What just happened?
46:15
Is your confession that Brendan just poured Margarita all over
46:18
the couch again? If if.
46:20
Gabriel Becera, I'm going to fucking die.
46:28
Just the way my my ass was. Not, yeah, before.
46:32
Yeah, now it definitely. It was just the fact that
46:34
Brendan went yeah, yeah, what? Do you want you know you're the
46:39
bodybuilder Help. Me out I.
46:42
Can't get the fucking shit off. You know when something.
46:46
Give me like a fucking Violet train I need to open.
46:50
You know when something happens and you go, oh man, I wish
46:54
someone filmed that, yeah. I'm so.
46:56
Glad it. Should be in fucking four Ki
47:00
have Brenda looked me in the fucking eyes and went Yep.
47:08
I'm crying. Oh, I I love this.
47:11
I've spilled on myself and I apologize for what?
47:17
I'm not going to apologize for what I've said on this because
47:20
it's Christmas, but. This is going much better
47:24
though. This is my favorite episode of
47:27
the downbeat. It should be Oh my God, my ass
47:31
is fucking. So somebody tell that bald guy
47:33
my ass is. What do you want?
47:36
What do you want me to do about this?
47:39
Are the margaritas still fine? What?
47:41
Was not to be insensitive. OK, cool.
47:44
I went straight. I hope I got on camera.
47:47
My brain got originally laughing and then going, oh, that was
47:50
probably my that was probably my dream, all of it.
47:52
Yeah. Oh, it's I there's.
47:56
Literally. OK, am I going to There's a
47:57
bunch of ice on me. Am I going to lose my Airbnb
47:59
deposit? No, no, it's a leather.
48:03
Like I said, this couch has seen worse.
48:05
I did find a feather. And that's why my sinuses are
48:08
fucked up. Sit the fuck down.
48:10
Sit the fuck down. Sit.
48:12
Down All right, it's been how many minutes Craig and Brenda is
48:15
officially back on his. Leash.
48:19
No, I have to. I have to.
48:20
There's math. There's math involved.
48:22
It sucks. Just start pouring them.
48:23
Just start pouring them. I care not what it tastes like.
48:26
Yeah, I don't. Care.
48:27
There's no rating system here. Leave it.
48:30
I need. I need to remember what the fuck
48:33
I was about. Yeah, make a strong Yeah, I
48:35
know. But I can't do you 2 until
48:37
you've done the drinks, so I need to continue conversing with
48:41
these two. My favorite.
48:43
Christmas movie Make your. Is Scrooge.
48:45
Make. Oh, that's a good movie.
48:47
Make your fucking drink. Looks like Mr. Burns.
48:50
Your your microphone is pointing away.
48:52
Again, this is chaos. That was my bad idea.
48:56
My, my, my favorite Christmas movie.
48:59
That sounds great. I wish we'd done that fucking 45
49:03
minutes ago. Jesus Christ.
49:05
Yeah, you're too. You do close.
49:06
There. It sounds like one of those
49:07
memes. Put it back.
49:10
Put it back. Put it.
49:12
Put it back. Oh my God.
49:13
Put it back. Come on.
49:15
Back like this? Yeah, yeah.
49:18
No, put it. Pull it up a little bit more.
49:20
No, don't put it there. I need you to make the fucking
49:22
drink. Release the, release the the
49:24
string. Put it higher up on the string,
49:27
maybe even onto his hood. You.
49:29
Went on his hood. I had it on my hood and you
49:32
moved. It, yeah, because.
49:33
Do you want another? Phone.
49:34
Oh, Cray. It's difficult to get you as
49:36
well and you're doing great and I'm annoyed that you.
49:40
I'm not doing good. You're doing fine.
49:42
Don't do that. But am I only stealing?
49:43
The show another hour to go. Am I?
49:47
Am I only stealing the show and she doesn't have a mic and it's
49:50
like worrying me? Are you just it's tequila and
49:53
Margarita mixer? No, I have triple SEC.
49:56
I understand this confusion. It's hard.
49:58
It's three ingredients. Tequila Margarita.
50:01
Mix. So it's, it's, it's 2 ounces of
50:04
tequila, one ounce of triple SEC, what's in there?
50:06
No. That's that's bullshit.
50:08
That's bullshit. Just do one more.
50:09
That's that shit. And then I have to also do this,
50:12
which is you have to do 4 oz. So two shots of this all.
50:15
Right, Just do it. Just Margarita mix.
50:17
I mean, this doesn't. To be honest, this is very much
50:20
what it's like hanging out with us for other people.
50:23
The audience currently is anyone that is not us hanging out on a
50:27
night out. You thought you wanted to hang
50:28
out with us. Now how do you feel?
50:31
I mean, this is this is ideal for me, yeah.
50:34
It's a dream. It's a dream.
50:36
Yeah, I love you guys so much. Yeah, actually, like I really
50:40
do. I'm going to be going home
50:41
tomorrow and I've got to fly on Boxing Day like.
50:45
Horrible. You know, you know it's going to
50:47
be fucking crazy. You 2 songs.
50:49
Oh, my boxing. That German band, yeah, that
50:53
German band. You make the Margarita.
50:56
They do like 3000 in in Dortmund.
50:59
Oh, my Boxing Day. Sorry.
51:00
I'm done. But the YouTube song Flying Home
51:05
on Boxing Day? That's.
51:06
That's good. That's fucking insane.
51:09
By. Alkaline.
51:10
So Christmas. Movies, Brandon.
51:14
You can see yours? Well, you can.
51:16
You can. I can't really talk at you
51:18
because I'm looking at what this scene looks like.
51:21
It looks terrible. So.
51:23
Yeah, alright, it's just your back hurry.
51:26
Up if you're listening and for the one time I'll say this, out
51:28
of all 10 episodes I've done in Nashville, If you're just
51:31
listening to this, then congratulations.
51:35
It's probably more entertaining than what is being shown right
51:39
now Is 3 different angles of bread on the back with the.
51:42
I mean my back angles and shit. Hot though.
51:44
Yeah, yeah, a little footballer look like a little chubby little
51:48
football. Don't.
51:48
Stop worrying while you're doing this.
51:50
Every everyone has got low key like I need another fucking.
51:53
Drink. Ever.
51:54
Realize I have a. Drink.
51:57
It's kind of like getting a drink at Hubba Hubba.
51:58
No offence to them, but they take forever.
52:02
What's hubba? That's the bar that we went.
52:04
To over the Tiki. Bar to.
52:06
Give us. Drinks.
52:07
Oh yeah, that was a good bar. They love to socialize.
52:10
It's oh and they that. Guy wouldn't stop talking to me.
52:14
Yeah. He was nice, though.
52:16
I like oh. I love him, but it's yeah, it's
52:19
like, you know. He was a great, great fucking
52:22
dude. What's that mean?
52:23
Sorry. What?
52:24
What's what mean? What I just said.
52:26
No, no, chill. You're fine.
52:30
Brendan, yes, Christmas movie. My favorite Christmas movie.
52:38
You're really nice. Scrooge.
52:40
You're not in focus. Are you just saying Scrooge or
52:44
are you saying Scrooge? I think it's with the D Scrooge.
52:46
No, no, not no. Not the.
52:48
D1A Christmas Carol I. Don't give a fuck about Bill
52:50
Murray. So you're talking about A
52:51
Christmas Carol, You're not talking about there's no movie
52:53
called. Scrooge Yeah, yeah, Well, the
52:55
Alistair SIM version from 1951. Yeah, it's called Scrooge.
53:01
You didn't know Jesus was 33 and you know that that movie was
53:05
made in 1951. Yeah, I'm I'm very selective
53:11
with my with. My with with what goes in what
53:16
stays in. It's lies.
53:17
It's. Not my fault.
53:19
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Crucifying me now, now.
53:22
Absolutely. Actively creating the worst
53:25
cinematic shot in history by standing up.
53:28
Drinks, please not because I need it than.
53:31
Jesus Christ ever was. Absolutely fucking out of focus.
53:35
Plus blocking that camera. Is there even a camera where he
53:38
looks good? Brandon, sit the fuck down.
53:47
Give me that now. That one.
53:48
Yeah, sure. Some of them have ice, some
53:50
don't. I don't know.
53:51
This is great. This is great.
53:53
Thank you. Yeah, this is me.
53:55
Hey, hey, we did it. What about my lover?
53:58
Hey, we did it guys. Awesome.
54:01
Thank. You.
54:02
I have ice. Yay.
54:04
Awesome. I feel like.
54:04
I felt like I was in Europe for a minute.
54:06
No ice. No fucking right to Brendan.
54:09
Merry Christmas. I'd love.
54:11
To know how long that. Brendan.
54:14
I love you. I fucking hate you guys.
54:17
I hate you guys. I'm trying.
54:19
I'm trying to be a star and also make drinks so fucking strong.
54:26
Oh, wow. And a good boy.
54:26
I like it. Oh.
54:28
This one, How's this one on the line stand?
54:30
It's like reading Brenda's Switch.
54:31
Very spicy, very strong, but I feel good when I'm done with it.
54:35
I agree with it. This one I like more.
54:38
I like this. One I'm never wrong.
54:40
You're never wrong. So talk to me about Scrooge, not
54:46
the Bill Murray 11950. 1. If is that actually move If if
54:50
you're correct on this I'm I'm literally.
54:52
Look it up. Look it.
54:53
Up you have. It it.
54:54
Braincalled. OK, it it might it might be
54:57
called A Christmas Carol. The fuck it is it.
55:00
It might be. But there is a version.
55:04
The version with Alistair SIM. Alistair SIM is Alice.
55:09
He played. Alistair Sin, I was like, is
55:11
that a new? Scrooge.
55:12
That's a. Porn name?
55:15
Fantasy drama 1951. Wow.
55:19
Cheers. My dear cheers to.
55:21
Brendan and. Then.
55:23
Fantastic. Cheers you are.
55:25
It was a good year. I've been meaning to ask you
55:27
guys and we haven't been together.
55:28
Was that on our tour in Dallas when Brendan and Craig went to
55:33
the JFK thing and one of you laid?
55:35
Where we both laid there, there's two shots that there was
55:40
two shots. Emotionally.
55:45
At the time there was two shots and when we went back there was
55:47
two shots. There's one where we're doing
55:48
this and there's one where I was pretending to get my fucking
55:51
brain blown out. But his head just did that,
55:53
remember? His head just did, which is the
55:55
conspiracy. Next day I went to Tom and Tom
55:59
Williams, your bandmate, your manager, your manager, and I
56:02
went. I need to get that band on tour
56:05
with me now. Count and pause after that.
56:08
You're welcome. That's all.
56:09
That's all we had to do, really. That's like that.
56:12
Trip to go. Well, we we we we took time out
56:16
of our evening to go. Yo, like, do you remember, like,
56:19
the thing on the building, like the like the plaque or whatever?
56:22
And it was like, oh, like, you know, this is the spot of
56:25
wherever happened and somebody scratched it out.
56:28
Oh. You don't remember that, but you
56:29
remember 1951? I remember 1951 for sure, he
56:31
was. There.
56:32
Wait, I didn't know how old Jesus was.
56:35
I know. And you.
56:36
But you knew Scrooge. Strike me down, it was.
56:37
It was scratched. It was Lee.
56:38
Didn't I didn't remember that Jesus was a 33?
56:41
Year old the plaque. I can't believe that you think
56:44
that. It's not weird that you don't
56:46
know that, but you know the name of a fucking Christmas movie
56:50
from 1951. You know that it wasn't made in
56:53
1951. Anyway, it said.
56:56
It said this is the place where Lee Harvey Oswald shot at, but
57:01
it's. Where?
57:02
He done? Yeah, they allegedly someone
57:04
scrapped. On the actual memorial, someone
57:06
scratched off Lee Harvey Oswald and they wrote the government
57:10
like like. Yeah.
57:12
Yeah. Much more likely, honestly.
57:14
Wait, do you remember what the first UK date of our tour was
57:21
over there? Where was that?
57:25
Brighton. Is that a place?
57:27
Maybe, Yeah. Brighton is definitely a place,
57:29
yeah. OK, they had a JFK mural there,
57:34
and I was. Like.
57:36
Why? Yeah.
57:38
No, I thought. I thought Brighton is where you
57:40
guys proposed to Mackie. No, that was London.
57:43
Let's find Sam and ask them if they have a JFK memorial in
57:47
Brighton. I mean, I can Google it.
57:50
Low key, Mackie. I can't believe we didn't speak
57:54
about it on our episode, The Fucking Marathon.
57:56
Oh, wait. Yeah, you guys.
57:58
I love. Fucking love.
58:00
So much do you? Want to hear the story about how
58:02
we propose to Mackie to be in? The band.
58:05
Yeah, hit me. Hang on, what was JFK Brighton?
58:07
I'm just going to pull. It up that's that was the first
58:09
date of I've only been to the UK once.
58:12
You didn't go to Brighton, you went to like.
58:13
No, it was Birmingham. Bristol.
58:16
Bristol. Bristol, Bristol.
58:18
None of those are the same. Yeah, they have a JFK mirror all
58:22
there. I have a picture of it.
58:23
Mural or memorial or statue? Oh, I can see.
58:28
It maybe memorial. That's just fucking graffiti.
58:33
It's like a fucking. This thing?
58:35
No. It's a legit thing.
58:37
No, it might have been. It might have been a Banksy.
58:41
No, it was like a full on like 2 JFK of the United States.
58:47
I have a picture of it. Properly, it's it's a Banksy.
58:52
Are you serious? I was kidding.
58:55
I was joking. What?
58:56
Really. It's like a whole corner.
58:59
Well, Banksy did all his stuff in Birmingham, right?
59:02
Or Crystal Crystal, Bristol. Yeah, how?
59:04
Old Do you know that? Do you know the like conspiracy
59:06
about who Banksy is? No.
59:08
It's the guy from Massive Attack.
59:10
No, he's the fucking guy from Carpool Karaoke.
59:13
James Corden. James Corden, Yeah, That guy
59:15
couldn't fucking design a cat like that.
59:18
Guy's fucking come on. Oh the.
59:21
Story about. Mackie, Yes.
59:22
Please. Oh yeah.
59:22
Go. Ahead so Mackie is a big Emir
59:24
fan. It's Birmingham, by the way.
59:26
Sorry, I've just looked. Birmingham, Birmingham.
59:27
Yes, Weird. And so we were like, we're going
59:32
to make a cake for Mackie on the last day of the Euro Tour
59:36
because it was the first story he'd done with us.
59:38
And so we made a cake that said Mackie, won't you be my bride?
59:44
Oh, a Muir. Yes.
59:46
Nice banging song. Great song.
59:49
Rocks. Record fucking rocks.
59:51
Yeah, I was about to say I'm in a Muir apologist, but I'm not.
59:54
But I'm that. I'm at that first Slaps, though.
59:57
Slaps. For sure it gets on the bus
59:59
rotation for sure. Emani, what's your favorite
1:00:01
Christmas movie? Shit.
1:00:05
I need you to speak into Brendan's microphone because
1:00:07
you're too good. You're too good to not have a
1:00:09
mic. Yeah, what?
1:00:10
Just put it off. Just put it off a fucking
1:00:13
handheld. This shit.
1:00:13
Now please, we're. Just going to handheld it.
1:00:15
Please. Brandon.
1:00:18
I love. You need to still point it at
1:00:19
yourself. Oh.
1:00:21
Sorry, yeah. It's like ASMR, whisper,
1:00:24
whispering, whispering. Oh, don't actually get carry on,
1:00:34
Simon. Leave it here, OK?
1:00:36
I sorry I. Have two it's Love, Actually,
1:00:39
and Christmas With the Cranks. Oh, Love, Actually.
1:00:42
Love Actually good and. Then my go to is Christmas with
1:00:45
the cranks. However, on Love Actually right
1:00:49
kind of annoys me. Sure.
1:00:52
Everyone's like, oh, he's so romantic.
1:00:54
Motherfucker's a snake. He's a shit with the signs.
1:00:58
That's snake. In the grass Bastard.
1:01:00
That's mean. That's mean.
1:01:01
That's you do that to your best friend.
1:01:02
That's mean. It's not cool.
1:01:04
But the other characters and the other plots of the story.
1:01:06
Snape is lovely, right? Snake RP Rickman.
1:01:10
What a legend, yeah. Star-studded cast.
1:01:12
It is a beautiful multi. Nation Incredible.
1:01:16
What what do they call that? There's, it's it's like my
1:01:18
favorite type of movie where it's like multiple storylines
1:01:21
where they all intertwine. Like crash?
1:01:25
Blockbuster. He's right.
1:01:29
Yeah. Thank you.
1:01:30
I think it's called Just like Clever as Fuck Me.
1:01:32
It is no. There's a yes, but there is a
1:01:34
There's a specific name for. It's all good if my if My brain
1:01:39
wasn't. No, you're right, there is a
1:01:40
name, but. Handed back to 1951, he
1:01:43
definitely knows. I would love, I I would love
1:01:49
1951 to be Brendan. 'S new name.
1:01:52
Oh yeah. This is so fucking stupid.
1:01:56
Maybe you change your hand dude like.
1:01:58
Thinking about a fucking like a like a film studio being like we
1:02:03
just have to have like a clever as fuck movie.
1:02:06
Yeah. We have to have some.
1:02:08
That's the terminology. It's Chris, It's Chris.
1:02:10
Kind of like it's Chris. We need to relate to this.
1:02:14
Like, you know, when there's that one member of the band who
1:02:17
never has anything to contribute ever.
1:02:20
But they're like, not that I just, I want to be better than
1:02:24
that. Yeah, that's what that's like.
1:02:26
Let's make it really good movie. Like, no way we're going to make
1:02:30
a shitty movie, but OK. Then you do it.
1:02:33
Sing your riff. Yeah.
1:02:36
Oh, that's the word. Especially if you've been
1:02:37
busting. Anthology.
1:02:39
If you no anthology is different.
1:02:42
That's a that's an Alien Ant Farm.
1:02:44
Record, I thought. I thought an anthology was when
1:02:46
there's like, more like multiple storylines.
1:02:48
Sorry. It's a multiple storyline.
1:02:51
Film. Yeah.
1:02:51
I was going to say an anthology is not a movie.
1:02:54
It's a series. In every episode, it's a
1:02:56
different, different shape. God bless, Jesus bless.
1:03:00
Multiple storyline film is just a film.
1:03:06
All films have multiple storylines.
1:03:09
But I know what you mean. There is a fucking.
1:03:11
He's just not that into you love, actually.
1:03:16
What's the other one that's really good?
1:03:17
There's a bunch of other ones. Crash, crash, crash.
1:03:21
Is the, is the, is the one, is the one.
1:03:23
Yeah. And Christopher Nolan, Every
1:03:26
movie is like multiple. Memento is almost like that but
1:03:29
backwards true movie. Notice how we say films because
1:03:33
we're smart. Do you know what?
1:03:34
In my country we just say films and and when I say because
1:03:37
because we go to the cinema, we don't go to the movies, we go to
1:03:41
the cinema and everyone's like, oh cinema.
1:03:44
Oh, I'm going to go watch. Midsummer at the cinema.
1:03:48
Yes, I did. And it was excellent, Great.
1:03:51
Great. Film the fucking when they jump
1:03:53
off the fucking thing. Incredible.
1:03:55
The bit. And then it doesn't quite die
1:03:57
and it smashes fucking head. So sick.
1:03:59
We should make a movie this group.
1:04:02
What? Kind of movie.
1:04:04
Setting this shit. Honey, relax.
1:04:07
Setting this shit up. And then yesterday I was going
1:04:10
through my my I've got a notes thing in my phone of sketches.
1:04:14
Like sketch comedy? Were you in the cab at that
1:04:17
time? No.
1:04:18
Wait till you see how long this this is.
1:04:20
Every time I think of a funny sketch, I write it down.
1:04:24
That's awesome in this thing and I just want you to all know just
1:04:30
how much I'll show the camera as well.
1:04:33
But. Oh wow.
1:04:36
We got to make one of. These I have dude people.
1:04:39
So many. Sketches want us to do it.
1:04:41
They might do. It here's my issue.
1:04:43
With Tim Robinson. Here's my issue with it right I,
1:04:49
by being in elite physical condition with many tattoos,
1:04:54
have typecast myself and a lot of these.
1:04:57
I feel the same is. I'm being sarcastic is.
1:05:01
It because I'm ugly. I'm being you don't want.
1:05:03
To do it? No, you'd be fucking perfect.
1:05:06
But like loads of these fucking these sketches I've written.
1:05:11
It's like like two cops and shit like that.
1:05:14
It's like I I can't. I can't do it.
1:05:16
I've got fucking neck tat. So it's yeah, I've got one with
1:05:18
a yoga instructor. I got fucking a load involved.
1:05:22
Like the main the protagonist is a fucking woman.
1:05:25
I can't I can't do all these. So I want to just one day I'm
1:05:28
just writing them all down and one day I'll meet like some
1:05:32
funny motherfucker that looks normal.
1:05:34
That's what I need. We just and just be like, I'm
1:05:36
going to film let's do this and I'll just fucking welcome you so
1:05:39
I have all the shit. Production Studio.
1:05:42
Margaritaville 222. 22. Yeah.
1:05:49
Mark Squad close it was. Close, Brendan.
1:05:52
That was close. Sorry.
1:05:54
Was it mark Squad or Mark Mark crew?
1:05:57
Mark. Mark.
1:05:58
Sorry. I mean, I won't go.
1:06:00
I won't. It's the Margarita.
1:06:01
Talk. I mean it's.
1:06:02
More, it's Mark talk. Let's not.
1:06:05
Let's not talk. Yeah, let's not talk about the
1:06:08
reasons for the changes in the group chat.
1:06:09
But it was Marguerite. It was not.
1:06:13
It was Marguerite Squad, yes. And then it was.
1:06:16
The ran through. Four the ran through 4:00 and
1:06:19
then it was I'm sex. I have.
1:06:21
I'm sex. I'm sex.
1:06:22
I'm I have Freak 4. I have freak.
1:06:25
Oh, I have. It's still.
1:06:26
Yeah, it is still. It is.
1:06:27
I'm sex. I have.
1:06:28
I'm not in this group chat. But there's a new group chat
1:06:31
with you in it, which we haven't named yet.
1:06:33
Oh, what are we going to name it?
1:06:35
Scrooge, 1951. That's.
1:06:42
Good. That's good.
1:06:43
Somebody getting somebody getting that change right now?
1:06:45
Scrooge ( 1951 you've. Ruined Christmas.
1:06:49
You know that You've ruined oh. We are all, even though it is
1:06:53
Christmas today on Christmas which.
1:06:55
Is today today? Of all all texting you on
1:06:58
Christmas. You know, on.
1:06:59
But I mean the The funny thing is that I will probably watch
1:07:02
this on Christmas Day. I'm.
1:07:04
Watching Scrooge, 1951. I'm gonna make money and I.
1:07:07
Don't wanna hang, I'm going. To make banana because she's
1:07:10
alive. She got reference, she.
1:07:15
Got. Namewatch, yeah.
1:07:18
Yeah, I mean you guys need to, you will definitely need to
1:07:22
approve it as well. So maybe it might it might be a
1:07:24
pre Christmas thing because I'm going to leave a hell of a lot
1:07:27
in. I've never said anything that.
1:07:32
I leave the whole thing in for my.
1:07:34
Family. Fuck yeah.
1:07:35
Let it be known, I hate my family.
1:07:37
I don't want to be around. Them on Christmas.
1:07:39
So I want to hang with you guys. And that's why Brendan Murphy
1:07:43
writes great lyrics. Great.
1:07:47
Great. Oh yeah, my ass.
1:07:49
They're good. You are good.
1:07:50
No. You're yeah, they're, yeah,
1:07:51
they're fine they're. Fine.
1:07:52
You're kind of like I I was saying this to Emma.
1:07:54
I'm like Raymond, you know? I find.
1:07:56
It drop some toothpicks. I can I can do the thing.
1:08:00
He just has to say Ting every. 5 seconds.
1:08:02
I mean it was the thing. It was actually the drug before
1:08:05
the before the word Ting that was worse.
1:08:08
I've said, and hanging with you doesn't change this at all.
1:08:12
It's odd to me that you, Emma and Mike are are so smart and
1:08:16
write lyrics like that because then we all hang out and I'm
1:08:18
like, no way these people. Don't.
1:08:21
He does it last fucking minute. This is the last minute crap of.
1:08:24
Course, but but like my like my. Oh yeah, I remember you tweeting
1:08:27
him. Every time I go into the studio,
1:08:29
I have fucking nothing. I have nothing.
1:08:31
I'm like, oh crap, I have to just make this.
1:08:34
But like, it's, I don't know, like the end result is cool, but
1:08:40
I'm like, I don't know, like, yeah, like, you know, in a time
1:08:44
crunch I can fucking do the thing.
1:08:46
Does anyone like like making records here?
1:08:49
Yes. I fucking hate it.
1:08:51
I hate it. It's terrible.
1:08:54
I I like what comes out of it. I.
1:08:58
Think. No, I don't.
1:09:01
I fucking, I don't know. I like everything except
1:09:03
tracking the drums. I love writing the music.
1:09:05
I love all of that shit, but it's always.
1:09:08
I can't remember what podcast we talked about.
1:09:09
It was me and you. I think talking about Jeff the
1:09:12
like the way that the fucking the graphic Nature Boys track is
1:09:17
drums last. Yeah, and every other
1:09:20
motherfucker like this right here.
1:09:22
Oh, Fucker said it. Yes.
1:09:24
Damn it, it gets demonetized for hate speech.
1:09:29
I was, like I said, a horrible word.
1:09:31
Such a good. Word at Armani, Armani.
1:09:33
And it was fucking that's that's fucking rock.
1:09:45
Oh, OK, we do it the same way we do.
1:09:50
It the same way. You do it the same way, but it's
1:09:53
like every other motherfucker like him, like, oh, I don't have
1:09:55
the lyrics, Oh, I'm not that prepared.
1:09:57
And it's like, OK, we have three days to do the drums, the most
1:10:00
important Sonic part that could not possibly be punched in a
1:10:03
month later when you have more studio time and then the
1:10:07
pressures are. I think it's because you have to
1:10:09
imagine like you guys are the most talented people in the
1:10:12
band, but we are the most emotionally fragile, delicate,
1:10:17
need to be BABIED at all times, so we don't care.
1:10:20
We expect you to be a machine that can come in and do it
1:10:22
effortlessly without us thinking about it.
1:10:25
More like you don't know what I need.
1:10:26
I need time. I need to prepare.
1:10:28
I need to be in my zone. I wish I had did.
1:10:31
Why have I got podcast? Because this doing a podcast and
1:10:37
the money that comes don't leave the Patreon.
1:10:40
You got this fucking early. OK.
1:10:43
It's only a pound. Thank you, Sir.
1:10:44
Come on. The money that comes from just
1:10:50
sitting and doing what I do there is obviously fucking hard
1:10:53
work with no physical burden. Not that you don't have a
1:11:00
physical burden, but the physical burden of the drums is
1:11:02
fucking insane. Is like, I imagine this is all
1:11:06
my fucking friends that are just guitarists and singers.
1:11:10
Guitarists. Only to me.
1:11:12
I love my. Guitarists and you are a
1:11:16
guitarist? Guitarist.
1:11:17
And not really. What?
1:11:18
Yes, you are. There's a guitar in your fucking
1:11:20
hand for the whole show. But like play the fiddle.
1:11:22
Is it on track? Lose my voice.
1:11:24
I could play guitar, but it's kind of like drums.
1:11:27
Like if if I lose my voice I could play guitar.
1:11:30
Playing guitar is the easiest thing I do.
1:11:32
I'm not that good at it, but. Yeah, there's no leg involved.
1:11:36
I know you're always. Saying hard drums hard, we have
1:11:40
it the hardest, all of us. Currently it kind of bums me
1:11:44
out. Anyway, yeah, to answer your
1:11:46
question, we really. Need my life.
1:11:47
My life is my life is really difficult.
1:11:50
You're what? My life is really difficult.
1:11:52
Yeah, but ever Really. Hard.
1:11:53
No. But I feel like being you, other
1:11:56
than the five days before, you have to track when you have to
1:11:59
write the lyrics. That guy would love that.
1:12:01
That's why I have a fucking podcast.
1:12:03
I don't want to play the drums anymore, guys.
1:12:06
I don't want to do it. It's so much shit.
1:12:08
Let's pay someone else to set them up because I'm like, oh,
1:12:11
this is almost fucking awesome. I love playing them, but I hate,
1:12:15
let's hate. Let's why?
1:12:16
I hate that. Yeah, I hate.
1:12:18
You know what? I don't mind the physical
1:12:20
element of the playing them either, but I hate, like,
1:12:24
especially in the studio, set up my own shit.
1:12:26
I just hate setting it up and I hate packing it.
1:12:28
Yeah. I often look at the drummer and
1:12:30
I go no way, I will never go near that stuff.
1:12:33
I won't help with it, yeah. If I had a kid that wanted to be
1:12:36
a drummer, I'll just go No. Don't, buddy, Yeah.
1:12:40
Oh, we've got a weird thing with the neighbours.
1:12:42
You can't do that. Here's a guitar you're.
1:12:44
Going to make way more. True, he need drummers though.
1:12:47
Drummers are the cool ones though.
1:12:49
Like being good at drums is so. Dude, look at Kyle.
1:12:52
He's the fucking, I was going to say.
1:12:53
We have sight like you Kyle Giuseppe.
1:12:56
You guys are insane. Like all of you, it's like, at
1:12:59
what cost? We're not.
1:13:00
We're nothing. I mean, yeah, fair.
1:13:04
But like, we're nothing without having you guys True.
1:13:08
Do the thing. So pay us more than you.
1:13:11
OK. OK.
1:13:13
Easy. We pick any more than us.
1:13:20
I wish Kenny was here. So.
1:13:22
Much. Me too.
1:13:22
I owe. You a face.
1:13:23
Mask. Kenny is like, I don't think a
1:13:27
lot of people know who he is, but he's probably the funniest
1:13:31
person. On I will gather that most
1:13:33
people that are watching this episode knows.
1:13:35
A lot, a lot of people. Know he's been on the vlog.
1:13:38
He's everyone that you know he's been on the vlog.
1:13:41
If someone's clicked on those four bands, you're in a band
1:13:44
now, apparently 7th. Member they know.
1:13:48
You mean a bunch? A bunch of people's, six
1:13:51
members, 7th members, six people, 6 fucking people.
1:13:55
Yeah, it's tough. How are you splitting?
1:13:59
Oy real talk? How are you splitting that
1:14:00
money? Everything's great, everyone.
1:14:08
'S fine, everyone's happy. Everyone's chilling.
1:14:10
Yeah. I I, I paid a money kind of test
1:14:13
because she does work for me. We we pay quite a lot of money
1:14:17
to people. I will say very, very candidly
1:14:22
like. I'm fucked up, by the way,
1:14:24
Sorry. Candidly, Brendan has ruined my
1:14:27
life. I was going to say that, Yup.
1:14:31
This is Christmas, Brendan. From Maryland I'll do I'll do
1:14:34
that I'm it's it's almost as if I'm a Scrooge. 19. 15 I will.
1:14:39
Say I am very, like, very well taken care of and I'm so
1:14:45
thankful I get to do the work that I do because I am taken
1:14:50
care of. And I know that if I'm taken
1:14:51
care of everyone that does way more work than I do or just a
1:14:55
different type of work than I do is also very well taken care of.
1:14:59
So. I am kind of a Scrooge too.
1:15:01
I feel I on that. I'm very Scrooge like. 51.
1:15:05
Yeah, no, I'm like the Mcduck. Nice women thinking Mcduck.
1:15:11
Yeah, yeah. But he didn't have a Christmas
1:15:13
theme, though. No, there's got to be a Scrooge
1:15:15
Mcduck. I mean, there's definitely a
1:15:17
Christmas episode, but it's not like he's fucking Santa Claus.
1:15:19
No, I. Think there is literally a like
1:15:22
Christmas Carol with Scrooge Mcduck?
1:15:25
The Scrooge. It would make sense.
1:15:27
Yeah, the Donald Ducks. I don't fucking.
1:15:29
Yeah, I've seen that. One the Donald ducks.
1:15:32
Yeah, Donald. Duck Scrooge.
1:15:33
Yeah, it's not a fucking deep car.
1:15:34
Brendan and I are kind of like Yin and Yang.
1:15:36
This might get you in trouble. He hates his fans.
1:15:39
I love my fans. I hate our fans.
1:15:41
They're all fucking so dumb. Something I did, I don't.
1:15:45
Think they are though. No, they're not dumb, you fan.
1:15:48
No, you do. You do a support tour and you
1:15:51
hate some fans in the room, but they're not your fans.
1:15:53
Sure, sure, but. I went to the tour you you all
1:15:58
were on together and it was awesome.
1:16:00
That's what I was just going to say is your fans are my fans or
1:16:04
no my? Fans are my fans, my fans.
1:16:08
Are your fans. They make me.
1:16:11
Happy. Merry Christmas, everybody.
1:16:17
Yeah. I I don't actually hate our
1:16:21
fans. No, he's I I don't.
1:16:22
I don't actually. But some of some of you guys are
1:16:27
fucking dumb. You don't have to say that some.
1:16:29
Of you guys are dumb as bricks you just got you just got to
1:16:32
figure it out figure it out it's fine.
1:16:34
I'm. Sorry I made you feel that way,
1:16:36
but. Let me get this.
1:16:37
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm sorry if some of you
1:16:40
felt like I. I'm not a part.
1:16:42
I'm. Sorry if I offended you.
1:16:45
If. Anyway, back on track.
1:16:48
Yes, it's Christmas Day. I'm so full from that Turkey,
1:16:51
Turkey dinner or Chinese or fucking whatever else.
1:16:54
Oh, I'm so nice. Catered by the place that you
1:16:58
said earlier on. Don't do it again because they
1:17:00
should pay. Because this is going to true.
1:17:03
I am the worst. This is You need to get paid.
1:17:07
Could she? Monetization is I.
1:17:10
Love monetizing shit. Well, you saw me send a fucking
1:17:13
voice notes app to Jonah Weinhoff and from.
1:17:16
I love Jonas. From Monster.
1:17:18
The Prom Queen from. AB Well from Monster Energy
1:17:21
saying motherfucker, give me some money from Monster, he's
1:17:24
the head bro. Yeah, he's the guy.
1:17:27
Anyway, back on track. Yes.
1:17:30
Anyway, my shirt would look better with a Columbia necktie,
1:17:33
so that's fine. Great, great son, great record.
1:17:37
One of the best breakdowns of all time.
1:17:38
Unreal Emma Favorite Christmas song.
1:17:45
Really. OK, Well, damn.
1:17:50
I did choir like, as a kid. Oh, you're.
1:17:53
Going to come up with some fucking Corpus Christi shit
1:17:55
like, oh, it's called. So I got a.
1:18:00
Lot. In my brain, favorite Christmas
1:18:03
song I had. A look at my playlist.
1:18:07
You guys don't have one off the bat.
1:18:08
Yes, I know Batman smells. No, doesn't count Christmas song
1:18:13
Go Joker. This might get me cancelled.
1:18:20
Pokes. Pokes.
1:18:21
The first thing that comes out of my brain is Feliz Navidad.
1:18:26
Yeah. Yeah, it means merry.
1:18:28
Christmas does it? Yes.
1:18:30
Yeah, they say it. I don't know why that would get
1:18:33
me cancelled, but it's the first thing that.
1:18:35
Comes to mind, baby. It's cold outside.
1:18:37
Wait, wait. Like that song?
1:18:39
What? Language.
1:18:39
Is it in that song in Spanish? Sorry.
1:18:42
I don't know if it won't get you.
1:18:43
Cancelled. We need Gabes out there, and we
1:18:44
can. Figure that out.
1:18:46
Shout out Gabriel. Yeah, shout out Gabe the pigeon.
1:18:50
What was the one Death Cab? Covered.
1:18:54
Oh, I have it. It's on my playlist.
1:18:55
Please hold. You Got a Christmas?
1:18:57
Playlist. You bet your fucking ass I got a
1:18:58
Christmas playlist. Hold on.
1:19:00
What's the death? I've got a.
1:19:02
Sex playlist? Not.
1:19:03
There was. There, there's a no doubt.
1:19:08
The ISIS getting. Thinner.
1:19:09
I can't hear you because Brendan.
1:19:11
Said the word ISIS I. Think Yeah, I did my favorite
1:19:16
Christmas video. Is.
1:19:19
You'll go, go say what you're going to say.
1:19:20
Oh no, never mind. There.
1:19:21
There's my mom is very. Alt.
1:19:24
And there's AI. Met your mom?
1:19:26
Yeah, she should have margaritas back.
1:19:29
Piece because of my tramp stamp. Yeah, you have a tramp stamp.
1:19:33
Yeah. Oh my God, you haven't seen this
1:19:34
tramp stamp we need. To get back on that, sorry,
1:19:36
should. I show it.
1:19:37
Not right now, but we'll do it. I can't remember it right.
1:19:39
Now because I've. Had a lot to drink, but.
1:19:41
There is a No Doubt cover. It's a ska cover of a Christmas
1:19:45
song that is on a volume 3. Of some.
1:19:49
Like Christmas cover? I bet it's your favorite.
1:19:53
But you can't. Remember what song it is.
1:19:54
I understand. She loves.
1:19:55
It so much. I grew up on that.
1:19:57
Record though like the. Somebody else can go and I can
1:20:00
look it up while I understand. Yeah, Jeremy.
1:20:04
Please take this seriously favorite Christmas song.
1:20:06
What? You need.
1:20:07
I think I like the one, No doubt.
1:20:09
Christmas. It's it's the one where.
1:20:12
Did. You pull up the death cat one
1:20:14
Christmas, Baby, please come home.
1:20:16
No, that's not. It I like the one that's kind.
1:20:19
Of Gothy? How do you guys not have a
1:20:22
favorite Christmas song? I can't believe that.
1:20:24
Christmas movies. Just straight out of the fucking
1:20:25
gate. I have one.
1:20:26
Well, there's been a lot of I'm sorry Brandon.
1:20:28
Things consumed. Brandon, the world.
1:20:31
Brandon. Oy to the world.
1:20:33
That's it. Oy to the world.
1:20:34
Yeah, but. Oy, I don't believe it's your
1:20:36
favorite because it took. This, that that was a that was a
1:20:40
joy to the. World.
1:20:41
But yeah, that sucks. Brandon, can you please fucking
1:20:46
it just hit me oy? To the world?
1:20:48
Yeah, that sucks. Brendan, what's your favorite
1:20:50
Christmas? Song Alone this holiday by the
1:20:52
Used. You guys have got a deep cast.
1:20:57
The. Taste of Christmas?
1:21:00
Is that the name of the what? There was the tour like.
1:21:03
The taste of cast or yeah. Yeah, they did like a thing.
1:21:06
It was like Taste of Christmas. Everyone stopped with the cool
1:21:09
answers. I.
1:21:10
Don't like that? Yeah, I like the cast.
1:21:14
Oh, you're going to be like, oh. It's a fucking aphax twin
1:21:17
Christmas song. Wouldn't listen.
1:21:20
Oh. Definitely be safe.
1:21:21
Yeah. No, I like.
1:21:22
I like. Christmas baby, please come home
1:21:24
and. I like the death tab for cutie
1:21:26
version and this will get me cancelled.
1:21:27
I used to love baby. It's cold outside before I
1:21:29
understood what it was about and still it gets huh?
1:21:32
I like White Christmas and I. Feel bad about it?
1:21:35
I was expecting, yeah, that's what I was.
1:21:37
Expecting Christmas? I.
1:21:40
Don't wanna. Like.
1:21:43
For Christmas, Glenn. No you don't.
1:21:46
You guys like fucking square pusher presents Christmas.
1:21:50
You asked which one our favorite one was.
1:21:52
We. Gave you the favorite.
1:21:53
I. Like all?
1:21:54
No, you all picked cool ones. Yours was, your initial was.
1:22:00
Fine, OK. When you said actually.
1:22:02
This song, I don't know the name of it.
1:22:05
That's, you were gonna say tubular bells.
1:22:11
Oh yeah, Jingle Bells. Is good.
1:22:13
Honestly, it's good. Jingle Bell slaps.
1:22:16
Everyone is. For God, this is so lame.
1:22:19
I was in show. Choir, which is where you go
1:22:22
when something's wrong with you. What's the What's the difference
1:22:24
between choir and show choir? It's got infinitely more
1:22:29
sequence. Oh, we're going to say in my
1:22:31
head, it's like. Hey, come laugh, but we did a
1:22:35
lot of Christmas medleys during that.
1:22:37
But I think I repressed it because of the sequence so and I
1:22:41
like the poke song where he drops.
1:22:44
Effenheimer, actually. And that's all you know, The
1:22:46
one, The fucking The Pogues. And what's the fucking main The
1:22:51
Christmas now? I don't know.
1:22:53
Oh yeah? Yeah, You got to look at me.
1:22:55
But you got to look at you guys. Are so neat.
1:22:56
No, I just. I need the name.
1:22:58
And. I don't want.
1:22:58
To sing it because in my head. I've only got the line where he
1:23:01
says an Effenheimer, and I'd like to copyright Effenheimer
1:23:06
for the F bomb now because Pogues.
1:23:11
Pogues. You can leave this in because
1:23:13
it's entertaining. Pogues.
1:23:15
Christmas song? Fairy tale in New York.
1:23:20
Ah yes, love that number. Do you know you don't know the
1:23:24
song now? Wait, so someone else?
1:23:25
Told me this, right? And I thought, why is Imani
1:23:28
losing it? Why are you losing it?
1:23:30
Because if you oh, OK, OK, you don't know this song.
1:23:36
I can't play that much. I think I.
1:23:40
Have this on finally. Oh, I know this.
1:23:43
Yeah. The bells are ringing out for.
1:23:46
Christmas for Love Actually, I think yes it is.
1:23:48
Of course it is, but someone told.
1:23:50
Me that the US doesn't. Really fuck with Christmas songs
1:23:52
as much as we do. And this is just proved that.
1:23:55
I don't know if that's I don't know if that's true.
1:23:57
You didn't know we? Take over.
1:23:59
Our radio. Stations for.
1:24:02
All right, we do that as well. But anyway, I like that song.
1:24:04
But he does drop her. Fucking crazy.
1:24:06
He drops her. Yeah, the bad one.
1:24:09
The bad one. Did he mean?
1:24:10
Did he mean cigarette? No.
1:24:12
He. No, because he drops the full
1:24:14
fucking thing. The full 2 syllable word.
1:24:18
Yeah, he dropped both bombs. Shit like Oppenheimer.
1:24:25
That's the worst. Thing I've ever seen.
1:24:26
Oh my. God, it took.
1:24:29
I'm so glad someone got it immediately.
1:24:31
Yeah, there'll be people at because it's staying in.
1:24:33
I caught residuals. There's there'll be people at
1:24:35
home. Laughing.
1:24:37
People would have got that quick.
1:24:38
There'll be, there'll be bursts throughout the UK on Christmas
1:24:41
Day, there'll be the different times that everyone got.
1:24:45
That joke, Yes. Two syllables, Effenheimer.
1:24:49
So you got. A you.
1:24:50
Got syllable one No. It could be a cigarette no.
1:24:54
And then? You've.
1:24:54
Got if you drop the both. No, it's bad.
1:24:57
I'm not. Dropping it, is that not like a
1:24:59
like a thing like I? Yeah.
1:25:00
In the UK, we. Say I don't say I swear.
1:25:03
We do say it if I walk into a fucking pub.
1:25:08
It's on the menu. Yeah.
1:25:10
No, that's different. That's a food.
1:25:12
We also have a food which has the full both bombs.
1:25:15
What is, what Is the food consistent?
1:25:17
It's like a meatball. Oh, I love meatballs.
1:25:20
I'm. Not saying no, we're not just
1:25:24
going. Yeah, but, but also.
1:25:26
Cigarette in the. UK and everyone like yeah, it
1:25:29
hasn't gone away. It's not like you can't say that
1:25:31
at all. It's just like that's how.
1:25:34
I've never said it. Because I've always been into,
1:25:37
like, American culture and American Music, and I've always
1:25:39
been like, you can't say that word.
1:25:41
So it's always been weird. But people will still be like,
1:25:43
can I get? And you know what's even
1:25:44
funnier? I mean, it's not funny but like,
1:25:49
but it's like, can can I steal a cigarette off you?
1:25:53
You would say can I? Bummer.
1:25:55
And bum in the UK is it's real bad.
1:25:59
Yeah, it's close to. What?
1:26:02
Is it bad in the UK like that? Word.
1:26:04
Sorry, I don't know. The full both bombs is bad, but
1:26:07
the first. Bomb.
1:26:08
Is just a cigarette. But if you say like, can I
1:26:12
bummer in the States it's going to sound, yeah, homophobic.
1:26:19
That is different. In the UK versus?
1:26:21
America hit me Food Fanny, Fanny, pack Fanny.
1:26:26
For us it. Is not that it means.
1:26:28
Vagina. It means butt to.
1:26:29
Us Fanny means butt. Which is crazy?
1:26:31
Which? Is crazy because imagine
1:26:33
growing. Up in a multicultural.
1:26:35
Household You also call. You know what, though, other
1:26:38
than. The excretions from either kind
1:26:43
of an interchangeable term, it's actually sexually
1:26:47
interchangeable. They both have a God, so put it
1:26:51
in my. Fanny Yeah, on.
1:26:54
Yeah, exactly. Depends.
1:26:55
On the subtitles come up British and English.
1:27:00
Put it US keyboard, UK keyboard to.
1:27:03
Develop my skin, Put it in my Fanny, British or English.
1:27:07
That's funny. That's funny.
1:27:09
I hope everyone at home is having a.
1:27:10
Lovely Christmas. And they're just.
1:27:12
We're enjoying I hope you're laughing your Fanny off.
1:27:15
British version. I I had a cool C word.
1:27:19
Tweet about that, but I didn't do it in the end because it was
1:27:22
intense. But you know what it's like
1:27:24
because C word familiar. Yes, C word familiar.
1:27:29
C word familiar. C Word derogatory.
1:27:31
Yes, and I had a call tweet that had all of them.
1:27:34
And I was like I'm. Really good.
1:27:36
Yeah, in trouble for that. How can AC word familiar get
1:27:44
some C word? Derogatory.
1:27:47
From from you C words familiar, interesting.
1:27:53
It would have looked great in. Text if you.
1:27:56
Are. Blind.
1:27:58
Send it into the 1951 chat if you're if you.
1:28:01
Are if you are. If you are.
1:28:06
If you. Are blind but for some reason
1:28:09
not listening to the. Audio.
1:28:11
Version. And watching.
1:28:14
No, that's right if. You if I'm following.
1:28:17
I'm following how my brain works in real time.
1:28:22
Never got it, but now I've lost it.
1:28:24
I'm so sorry. No, it's actually if you are.
1:28:27
Deaf. And watching captions.
1:28:31
You're watching with captions. Then you got the joke.
1:28:34
Yes, and I am. Sorry.
1:28:40
But objectively, you will like all of our bands.
1:28:43
Yes. Yeah, you will, because you
1:28:45
cannot hear them. Oh, OK.
1:28:47
I think that's bad. Can I pee?
1:28:49
I have Jeremy's piss being beamed.
1:28:52
Into my ears right now, Craig. This is the high level.
1:28:57
Patreon are. You going to leave my P sound in
1:29:00
the pot? I'm giving like I've got Funny,
1:29:03
I've got. I've sort, I've directed it of
1:29:05
Chris Nolan this shit. You're pissing backwards in a
1:29:10
dream within a dream. Craig.
1:29:12
The only one with headphones on. Yep.
1:29:15
Sorry. Man.
1:29:16
Wait. Wait.
1:29:17
Pause. Pause.
1:29:18
Listen. Oh, there's his prostate.
1:29:23
It's. Healthy, there's the.
1:29:26
Prostate. Yeah, it's healthy.
1:29:28
I heard that squirt I. Bro, I don't even squirt
1:29:30
anymore. You know that last squirt?
1:29:32
I don't have it. Just.
1:29:37
Hear him wash his hands. Tell me your deepest darkest.
1:29:41
Secret right now. What, baby, Tell me your
1:29:44
deepest, darkest secret. I feel like I already have.
1:29:47
Mine, yeah, probably. I thought I did.
1:29:50
On this. Episode.
1:29:52
Oh, God. All right.
1:29:53
Oh, yeah. All right, Money, sit down.
1:29:55
I'm on one right now. And.
1:29:58
We're back. It's been by far my favorite
1:30:05
episode. Zombie ever.
1:30:07
I'm. I'm looking at porn.
1:30:08
So he. Really is.
1:30:11
I wish. I was kidding.
1:30:12
He really is looking up. You're a bad influence on me.
1:30:16
Can you just pop the? Word Christmas in there for me.
1:30:18
And I just want you to reel off the just some of the titles that
1:30:23
we're getting, some of the captions and is this like,
1:30:26
what's that game? Where?
1:30:27
Never have I ever. Like if you've never seen it,
1:30:30
you have to raise your hand or whatever.
1:30:32
Yeah, and this this group of people.
1:30:35
Hands will be. I've never seen oh that.
1:30:39
Just give. Me, the name.
1:30:41
Keep going. Keep going?
1:30:43
No. No, just say.
1:30:44
It Don't read that. Don't read that.
1:30:48
Christmas gift for Stepson? Stepmom stuck in washing machine
1:30:52
So there's so much there's so much stepmom.
1:30:55
Steps that can't be. Good for society.
1:30:58
Step. Daddy's.
1:30:59
Christmas present. Why is it small?
1:31:01
Pussy stepdaughter. Say that one again.
1:31:05
Say. That one go Which one?
1:31:07
The last one you. Just.
1:31:10
Said Christmas gift. For Xmas sex.
1:31:14
X Xmas sex Yeah, that's a nice that's that was.
1:31:16
Fine, keep going ASMR POV step Daddy's Christmas.
1:31:21
Present from Petite small Pussy step box.
1:31:25
That's rough. We're not raising.
1:31:29
Something. Is very wrong.
1:31:31
Wait, wait. Guys, guest Stepsys.
1:31:34
Fucked me during Step Family Christmas.
1:31:36
Why is it always step? It's it's, it's really.
1:31:42
Step stepsys, It's bad for society.
1:31:45
That that's everyone that he's reeled out has been that like, I
1:31:51
don't know, because I grew up without.
1:31:54
I grew up with, like, burying magazines in the woods.
1:31:58
Wait, Yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait.
1:32:00
I need this one. Naughty.
1:32:02
Naughty elves, naughty elves. Molly, Little and Lily.
1:32:06
Larimar say we lost our magic dot dot dot, but we have come
1:32:11
now. That's the title season three
1:32:14
episode. Now let me tell.
1:32:15
You about when you have to caption.
1:32:16
A video for to get people. Engaged.
1:32:19
That's a bit too fucking in depth, yes.
1:32:22
Niche. I like the way you said niche
1:32:25
and not niche. Anyway, but I'm off this now.
1:32:27
Because there's a lot of incest. I don't like this at all.
1:32:29
Yeah, lot. Of incest happening.
1:32:30
You're staying in update. Pornhub is disappointing
1:32:34
sometimes. Most times with the captions
1:32:37
for. Pornography or.
1:32:39
Just the cabin. Yeah, they're not.
1:32:40
They're. Not even actually step siblings.
1:32:43
We're Brendan needs a marriage certificate.
1:32:47
Sometimes they're not even. Related.
1:32:53
That's weird. We don't have to get into the
1:32:55
that whole. Thing, but that's.
1:32:57
Weird. I mean, it's so fucking weird.
1:32:58
It's very weird. It's very weird.
1:33:01
And then? The thing is, it's like it.
1:33:04
Seems to be normalized. So if you're listening to this
1:33:06
one out of four, chances are that's your thing.
1:33:09
And I don't think, I think it's one of those things where it's
1:33:12
like. It's kind of like X.
1:33:14
And said Twitter like no one likes it.
1:33:16
It just happened and we have to keep using it.
1:33:18
I know it's weird though, but I feel like the powers that be.
1:33:22
On fucking Pornhub or whatever could just say OK, this isn't
1:33:25
allowed now and it would because like not to get fucking dark or
1:33:28
serious because there's never been dark or serious on this
1:33:30
whole episode, but like there will be kids that grew up and
1:33:36
then went on the. Internet and.
1:33:37
Looked stuff up and then, you know, I developed most of my
1:33:41
kinks from shit that I looked at.
1:33:43
Well, you know, when you're younger, maybe 2, but whatever.
1:33:47
But like, that's going to create some danger, like hostile
1:33:50
fucking home environment and shit.
1:33:52
So if that's your shit. It.
1:33:55
Shouldn't be your father. I wanted to come up with Mrs.
1:33:58
Claus. Yes, that's what.
1:33:59
I was getting for surprising, yeah.
1:34:02
Exactly cute, yeah. So.
1:34:04
One second, as we're a movie. Production.
1:34:06
You said this was. Read baked.
1:34:08
Cookies. You said this?
1:34:10
Was. Eggnog, yeah.
1:34:14
You know. Not to yet, like.
1:34:16
Deep in it, but to. What you were saying?
1:34:18
Like, yeah, I think that really does create some really fucked
1:34:22
up mindsets if that is what is readily available and it's not
1:34:26
something to deep dive for. Yeah, just type in Christmas, I
1:34:29
said. Christmas Incest.
1:34:31
Santas in my chimney. Like.
1:34:34
Beautiful. Get this motherfucker the.
1:34:37
Ghost, right? Yeah.
1:34:38
Put. It Down produced by Jeremy.
1:34:41
Hold. On.
1:34:42
Hold on, hold on. But yeah, like, I think like.
1:34:45
Our generation how many toys can?
1:34:47
Fit in my bag. You need to stop because.
1:34:49
Armani's got a nice point. Sorry, new.
1:34:52
Found talent like our. Generation.
1:34:54
We all grew up like, sorry, Mom. And Dad, because they're going
1:34:58
to fucking watch this like we all grew up, like finding our
1:35:01
stuff on the computer or on late night TV or whatever.
1:35:06
Oh, I wish the guy get his head cough multiple.
1:35:09
Times. Yeah.
1:35:10
I watched Girls Make Out on YouTube.
1:35:12
Right, girls? Kissing or I never did that.
1:35:15
Shut out Ogrish. Shut out.
1:35:16
Live. Leak.
1:35:18
That was. My shit ron.com Ron dot Ron
1:35:21
ruined me. As a child Tumblr.
1:35:23
Mind the step. Mind the gap.
1:35:25
Remember mind the. Gap.
1:35:26
Yeah, I think like and I would say.
1:35:29
That none of us are fucking anyone that we're semi related
1:35:33
to where? No, I would go on the limb to
1:35:36
say that we're. Not can you stop close.
1:35:38
It Craig stop. Trying to go.
1:35:41
Get it close that the comedic effect, I was thinking.
1:35:45
About it, can I can? I just say what can I say one?
1:35:48
Thing one thing. Of course, yeah.
1:35:51
Thank you for saying thing. But don't say.
1:35:53
It can I say. One thing, if you're one thing.
1:35:55
If you're going to say. It and then get it edited out
1:35:58
straight. Away.
1:35:59
I'm not having it. No, no.
1:36:00
Is it going to be that title? I fucked Mrs. Clause with my
1:36:05
foot in the ass. That's what I was off.
1:36:09
That's what I'm after. That's.
1:36:10
Better. Than step brother.
1:36:12
Sepsis the tree. Is not the only thing being
1:36:15
taught. This.
1:36:16
Year. Oh my God, you're so is this.
1:36:19
Just in the brain. I yeah.
1:36:21
I'm just cooking them up now. Imagine.
1:36:25
What the what people? Would be like in the.
1:36:26
Future. This is.
1:36:28
Going to show if you keep that open like that, put it down, it
1:36:30
only gets better. OK, you know I'm.
1:36:33
Talking. Please continue.
1:36:34
JOI jerk off instructions Mrs. Claus.
1:36:37
Brought a gift to make your cock.
1:36:39
Very That's normal. That's what I was off, though.
1:36:42
Yeah. Yeah.
1:36:42
And can you? Send me that.
1:36:48
I'm so crazy. Drop it in the chat.
1:36:49
Night Scrooge 19. 51. Drop it in the Scrooge 511951.
1:36:55
Scrooge 51 Chat Chat immediately.
1:36:58
Ohhh yeah. Screw.
1:37:00
This is Yeah. It's a fucking watch the.
1:37:01
Video slave ball busting. Punching.
1:37:04
Squeezing. And fucking these Jingle Bells
1:37:06
are not OK, you Jingle Bells let.
1:37:09
Me say this, you need to stop. Yeah, turn it off.
1:37:13
We changed the. We watched.
1:37:14
That episode of Always Sunny. Early.
1:37:16
Player where slave. Is a slur, so I don't think we
1:37:18
can do that. Get it off.
1:37:22
Of your search history. Brandon, put your fucking phone
1:37:25
down. He's going back to it.
1:37:26
Later. That's not ten, yeah.
1:37:29
I mean, pop him in. The chat but.
1:37:31
It's not now. I'm at work, bro.
1:37:33
I'm just curious. Hopes for 2024.
1:37:38
I hope I'm fucking dead. You won't.
1:37:44
Be dead by now, bro. We're recording.
1:37:45
Six months involved. To do so, you can't die until
1:37:49
after no I. Mean like I like look, look like
1:37:51
I committed. I committed to the bit you guys
1:37:54
love. Leg too.
1:37:55
But yeah, leg too is fun. Is that?
1:37:59
Oh, the second one. Oh fuck.
1:38:01
God damn it. Twice.
1:38:01
At least March 1st. I need you twice as many shows
1:38:04
or it's. Just you cut it into two.
1:38:06
Separate tours? No, we do the good one, then we
1:38:08
do the bad one with all the dog shit cities.
1:38:11
Wherever the fucking loser God she's staying in, staying in,
1:38:15
I'm officially officially no more edits.
1:38:17
Because. No we won't.
1:38:18
This says 2 hours. The episode will go out and be.
1:38:21
Like 1. Ready.
1:38:22
They said two hours. I'm on the record as B markets
1:38:26
are the best. B Markets to me are A markets
1:38:29
but. And you're going to you will
1:38:31
have fun. Politician answer.
1:38:32
We did. What was the market?
1:38:35
What are? Technically the markets that the
1:38:37
the last tour did the last tour and they kind of fucking.
1:38:41
Rocked. I mean Saskatoon like.
1:38:42
We're we're getting down there. We're.
1:38:44
Like we're at like a fucking market, Saskatoon, I will say.
1:38:48
Fucking rocked it. Was fun.
1:38:50
It was. Fun.
1:38:51
Oh yeah, and it. Is. 24.
1:38:55
But I just I. Hope you guys know I hate where
1:38:58
you live. I hate where you live.
1:39:01
You're all fucking terrible and This is why I put him as a
1:39:05
power. And I'm only going.
1:39:07
I'm only going. I'm only going.
1:39:09
For your money, that's it. I think we're doing.
1:39:11
I think we are going to do a. Refresh on the ad map for 24 and
1:39:15
I think I might have Brenda be like, where the fuck am I going
1:39:18
today? I like, I like.
1:39:19
It's that's nice. It's a good idea.
1:39:20
That'll work like. Or just like him going.
1:39:23
These are cities. This is a real fucking place.
1:39:27
These are real cities. Hopes for 2024.
1:39:30
Quite nice though. Give me some nice shit.
1:39:32
No, I want to kill myself. I hope.
1:39:40
That all. Of our bands are bigger than
1:39:43
ever. I mean, that's a given.
1:39:45
I hope to go on a real. Vacation.
1:39:48
Yeah, we're. We're going to the Caribbean in
1:39:50
24. What counts is the Caribbean in
1:39:53
the Caribbean. Sea like what?
1:39:55
Where you go to Jamaica is that. Caribbean, yeah, maybe
1:39:57
somewhere. Down there where?
1:39:59
Like bring fucking Greece coast to.
1:40:01
Italy. Where we?
1:40:02
Might go to Greek anywhere. That I get to go, that's not.
1:40:05
On tour that. Isn't within a 7 hour radius of
1:40:10
where I live. That's my hopes for 24.
1:40:12
Do you feel overworked? Is that why you're saying that?
1:40:16
I haven't really worked that much.
1:40:19
What's your? Goals for 2024?
1:40:22
To other than like oh get. Our cat to stop biting us in the
1:40:25
face. Every morning.
1:40:27
You have quit your car, man. He's even.
1:40:29
This is a separate fucking question to each of you.
1:40:31
Right. Didn't mean this fucking family.
1:40:33
Shit, is this before holding hands?
1:40:36
I didn't even. Realize you were holding hands?
1:40:38
Yeah, I just don't. Want look, I want the world for
1:40:41
you. I.
1:40:41
Love it, I know. I love this, right?
1:40:44
But you fucking something fucks up and you're like, can you
1:40:46
delete that episode? You're now you're taking money
1:40:49
out of my now you're taking money out of my fucking pocket.
1:40:51
That's OK. That's so fucking.
1:40:53
Really, Can I can I meet your cat?
1:40:55
Yes, of course, Max. Career goals for. 20.
1:41:00
Four to play in front of on average 1500 people a night.
1:41:06
Nice for like 9. Days.
1:41:10
Is that a big? Jump in a year.
1:41:11
Where you at now? Well, our headliner is going to
1:41:15
be like probably. Around 4:00 to 5:00.
1:41:17
That's fucking cool. Well known.
1:41:19
Good for you when is. The headliner.
1:41:22
It's already happened. No.
1:41:24
That's what I tell you. It happened.
1:41:25
How? Was it?
1:41:26
It was amazing, Yeah. Career goals.
1:41:30
Just to be I I just want to continue to crush it.
1:41:35
Personal goals, man. I would love to relax.
1:41:38
I haven't relaxed in like 3 months.
1:41:41
Yes, Queen. Yeah.
1:41:43
I mean, six months by this point, Yeah.
1:41:45
Yeah. Six months.
1:41:46
OK, So you you got, you got. 1500.
1:41:49
Caps manifesting. Let's do it.
1:41:53
And you got. Vacation.
1:41:55
A vacation, Jeremy. All right.
1:41:58
And you got more. You got more.
1:41:59
You look like you have. More Relax.
1:42:01
It's it's harder than it sounds. Vacation.
1:42:03
Is Relax. Yeah, that's true.
1:42:04
She lives stressfully. You know.
1:42:06
She cares. It's endearing, Jeremy.
1:42:10
Career Goal, Person Goal. Make money chill.
1:42:14
Be. Awesome.
1:42:16
Rock, I don't know specifics. You know what?
1:42:19
I was getting that one on podcast and you didn't say it
1:42:21
when I was. Like you got plaques, you've got
1:42:22
fucking platinum fucking record. You got a gold, You got a gold
1:42:27
I. Don't have a gold?
1:42:28
Yet I'd like to have a gold. Be nice.
1:42:31
I don't know. I don't think like that.
1:42:33
What's his gold these days? You don't?
1:42:34
Of course you fucking do. You got?
1:42:36
2 Gold chains on I love gold. Yeah, I love gold.
1:42:40
At the record show it's 3. So.
1:42:43
They want him three chains. What?
1:42:46
Yeah, what? Like to me, I felt like for.
1:42:53
I felt that I had met every metric I wanted to already.
1:42:56
Like in the Pandemic, I was like, I might just quit.
1:42:59
I don't need this anymore. I've done it at all.
1:43:01
Yeah. I mean, it was like Warped Tour.
1:43:04
Best days of my life. Sold so many records,
1:43:07
everything's awesome. But I then unfortunately, and
1:43:11
fortunately for everyone, I got really hungry and I was like, I
1:43:14
want more, I want to go bigger. And just for me, like, the
1:43:18
biggest thing. This is so lame.
1:43:19
You guys are so funny and I'm so lame, but like, I just like the
1:43:23
connection. Like, I'm a very funny guy, as
1:43:25
we all know. But like, I'm a real genuine
1:43:27
person that has emotions, and the only place I can express
1:43:31
those emotions is on stage, work through trauma, do that kind of
1:43:35
stuff. So like, I like the connection
1:43:38
where people in the crowd are connecting with that thing
1:43:41
because life is hard. So we should be able to build
1:43:45
that together. So I'll talk about all my
1:43:47
problems there and then nowhere else.
1:43:50
Yeah, but then that's still not a goal.
1:43:52
I need goals. I don't know, she said. 1500.
1:43:55
I want like 25. 100, so I don't It doesn't need to be a NUM
1:43:59
though. I just meant.
1:43:59
You said, like you said that like, you know, I like the
1:44:02
connection. I'm going to be out there.
1:44:03
I like it the more people that connect to it.
1:44:06
The more impactful I feel, and I feel like our the thing that we
1:44:12
all do is important. We laugh it off a lot, but like
1:44:15
it is important. Like, this is a safe space for
1:44:17
people to come and feel like, seen and included.
1:44:21
And like the more people resonate with that, the happier
1:44:25
it makes me feel. Because like most of my life is
1:44:28
kind of a joke. And that's A1 space where I'm
1:44:30
like, this is like real. So the better that is for people
1:44:35
also. Like, I'm good and my career is
1:44:39
killing it and everything's good.
1:44:41
I just want to see all my friends succeed.
1:44:43
Like when I see, like, yeah, like I see knock loose get
1:44:47
bigger than ever. I see turnstile bigger than
1:44:49
ever. I see all these bands like
1:44:52
coming up. Like I want to normalize this in
1:44:54
a way to where it's like this thing that's brought me so much
1:44:57
happiness. I think there are hundreds of
1:45:00
thousands of people across this country that want to resonate
1:45:03
with this, that don't know it yet.
1:45:05
So if they find an access point to it through any of us in our
1:45:08
friends, great. And I mean, you've combined your
1:45:11
personal and your career. Goals there into a nice little a
1:45:14
present from Mrs. Claus. I think I have.
1:45:17
I have a new truck by now. So it's Christmas.
1:45:20
So how is it, brother? Awesome.
1:45:22
It's. A Jeep.
1:45:24
Yeah, also. I just want to party and have
1:45:27
fun. That's my goal for 24 party.
1:45:30
Have fun, vibe. Take my boobies out on the
1:45:33
beach. Get and get everyone enjoying
1:45:36
the show. Enjoying.
1:45:37
Love their life. Just party, have fun.
1:45:40
Brandon, you. Want to die?
1:45:44
The same no. Be real.
1:45:47
Brainy. No, I mean like.
1:45:51
I don't know like I want. To like I want.
1:45:54
I want to keep doing the band shit.
1:45:57
I would love it if less end. Career.
1:46:02
Goal. William Putney, yeah.
1:46:04
Less fucking end. Relax with that shit.
1:46:08
If I wanted to lose money, I would go.
1:46:10
To the Woodbine. Fucking casino and has but.
1:46:15
And yeah, I mean, oh God, I lost so much money.
1:46:19
But I don't know like I I would like to.
1:46:22
I don't know like, I like. I love touring, I.
1:46:27
Love doing the thing like, I love, like being on stage.
1:46:30
That's like, that's all I've got.
1:46:31
That's all I've got now. Like that's like, that's my only
1:46:35
thing. Yeah, I'd be sick if I got more.
1:46:40
Money like give. Me more fucking money, like, but
1:46:49
I mean, I'd like to. Be in a better spot.
1:46:52
Mentally than I am right now, but I'll get there.
1:46:57
I'm chilling, you know. Hey man, brother, I'm cool.
1:47:01
I'm cool. That was sad, but also like.
1:47:05
But also though, but also like maybe he is by this point
1:47:09
because this is going to be coming out six months down the
1:47:11
line, although it is Christmas time.
1:47:12
Please, please let me show up where he can be.
1:47:16
On Twitter, let me tell. Everybody.
1:47:18
Yeah. I'll go look.
1:47:19
I'll go, just don't take my. Phone do.
1:47:21
Not take my phone. He won't go.
1:47:24
I'll. Give you the.
1:47:25
Money. Just don't take my fucking.
1:47:27
Phone. Imani, you know he has more.
1:47:31
You got more? No, that was it.
1:47:32
I was going to say I. Was going to say something
1:47:34
about. Jet's Pizza.
1:47:35
Yeah, I I knew he'd done. His nice.
1:47:38
Bit and I was going to. Give him that.
1:47:40
I was going to give him an out there Armani, and give give me
1:47:43
in to unclip that shit. Give me this.
1:47:47
How do I get this off a long? Time coming that Armani.
1:47:50
Next time you need a. Microphone.
1:47:52
It's OK. We'll just do our own episode.
1:47:54
I would love that. Can we?
1:47:55
Please, I'll show up tomorrow morning.
1:47:57
I'll have to break down breaking down tonight.
1:47:59
I'm afraid I'll fly. Over.
1:48:01
It's fine. Thank you personal.
1:48:03
Goal. Career goal.
1:48:04
Yeah, this is OK. Speaking to career, am I good?
1:48:07
Are we good? You sound great.
1:48:08
Yeah. Thank you.
1:48:09
OK, career goal. I want to keep doing.
1:48:11
What? I'm doing, but at a higher
1:48:13
scale. So I want to keep touring.
1:48:14
And then when I'm not touring, I want to just keep making art for
1:48:17
artists. Just want to keep making things
1:48:20
that resonate with people and make people feel things.
1:48:25
Personal goal, man. I want to be able to, while I'm
1:48:30
home, actually be home and not freaking out about what's what's
1:48:34
coming next. Yeah, that's me.
1:48:37
I had this conversation six months.
1:48:39
Ago today, that was. I have conflicting values
1:48:44
literally today. Literally today.
1:48:47
Conflicting values. Which is I love being a
1:48:50
homemaker and I love being a career person, and I want to be
1:48:54
able to do both. And I'm really excited to see
1:48:57
what that looks like in 2024. That's cute.
1:49:00
That's cool, I suppose. I suppose I.
1:49:01
Got to get more Craig career goal.
1:49:07
I want that fight you've all. Said your bands.
1:49:12
I want. I want that fucking.
1:49:14
YouTube. Play button.
1:49:15
Get it, Let's get it. As of as of today I will hit 50K
1:49:20
on YouTube. You need 100K.
1:49:24
I get roughly I get 2 1/2. Currently I get about 2 1/2 K
1:49:28
per month. So by those it will take me 20
1:49:31
months. But I would like it to have
1:49:32
happened next year so I can have a vanity plaque behind me
1:49:37
because I wasn't alive in the time of I was alive but I wasn't
1:49:40
making music in the time of CDs when you could get like a
1:49:42
billboard and have a thing. I've got nothing.
1:49:44
I've got no trinkets other than these lovely trinkets from
1:49:46
display.com/the downbeat I would like.
1:49:52
I feel like. That's that's career wise and
1:49:55
that is. I've without.
1:49:57
You know, I feel I'm super stoked with my career right now,
1:50:00
like it couldn't go any better, so I'm happy.
1:50:03
Thanks to everyone. But if you're not subscribed to,
1:50:05
fucking click the button so I can get the fucking vanity
1:50:08
black. Hey, you know what we didn't do?
1:50:11
Fucking PC Squad. We didn't say if you don't
1:50:14
celebrate Christmas, I hope you're having like maybe a bit
1:50:17
of time off. But if you don't even fucking
1:50:19
have time off, I hope this is giving you some fucking joy.
1:50:22
Yes, please. Honestly, we love so much.
1:50:26
Mrs. Don't say oh what's the Christmas?
1:50:28
Saying you got no Christmas after all this, you a happy
1:50:32
Christmas, right? We say Happy Christmas.
1:50:34
Is like Harry Potter. Yeah, you say merry.
1:50:36
Christmas At the beginning of this podcast, I said marry
1:50:38
everything, so I covered us. Don't.
1:50:39
Worry. Marry everything to all.
1:50:41
Seriously, we all. Love each other.
1:50:43
We love you so much. Let's fucking go the.
1:50:46
Downbeat Christmas special, if you're having.
1:50:48
Fun. I hate your fucking.
1:50:50
Guts if you're if you're any of the sponsors of the downbeat.
1:50:54
I would just like you to know that this is the last episode
1:50:57
that you've paid me for, and if you're watching the downbeat and
1:51:01
it goes dark in 2024, it's because no one renewed.
1:51:06
Because I now must. Be paid for this.
1:51:08
I love you all. Goodbye.
1:51:09
Bye. Thank you.